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Worst soda flavor · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Somebody's gonna be in a sprinkler or a pool today or a slip and slide or something because it's hot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Zach and I are gonna go to Aldi later.
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  SPEAKER_00: I bet you they've got something slide?
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  SPEAKER_01: The Aldi slip and slide?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I live on a hill.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really not a bad idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or some sort of sprinkler situation.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or don't you think in that weird wonky aisle, they gotta have some sort of inflatable something.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, something where the the arms go flinging every which way and you know you're getting spritzed on.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: I was thinking a palm tree.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'll hold that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's a really good idea.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: We both could have our pools, be like, you stay in your pool, I'll stay in my pool, and then we'll just hold hands.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_00: So I want to share with you this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's perfect, actually.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_01: That's typical us.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's like the uh what was it, the C.
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  SPEAKER_01: L's commercial where the two people were in separate bathtubs?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, you're talking about a boner commercial and you're in different bathtubs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shouldn't you be in the same tub?
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  SPEAKER_00: I know, but I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes do you want to be in the sun setting, you're in each claw tubs, you're separated, and you got a rager going on down there.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're like, well, I'm in my own tub.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: I can't do anything now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why are the why is the tub outside?
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  SPEAKER_00: Although one of my girlfriends, oh, I'm so glad you brought this up.
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  SPEAKER_00: One of my girlfriends has a bathtub outside.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, probably is a flower pot holder.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, she has a bathtub outside.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's got this very I actually have two friends.
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  SPEAKER_00: One of them lives here locally.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the most intricate thing I've ever heard.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's take a bath outside.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, April who owns Beespoke apothecary?
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  SPEAKER_00: She she put up a okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're like that, Jessica.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: But let me let me ask you if you would use it though.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because my one girlfriend in Cleveland has a bathtub outside.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's very Amazon looking in her backyard.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then April from Beespoke posts a story the other day about an outdoor shower.
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  SPEAKER_00: We were at an Airbnb in the New England states where there was an outdoor shower.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would ya?
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  SPEAKER_00: Would ya?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, um, if it was private enough.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: And there is to be afraid that there'd be a skeeter on your peter, knock it off.
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  SPEAKER_01: If there's a dozen on my cousin, you can see them suckers buzzing.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off.
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  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm afraid to shower outside, thinking, what's gonna crawl on me?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh, yeah, there's that possibility.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, um no, I just but that but also I'm kind of I'm particular with my showers.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't want if it if a breeze comes along, well then, you know, first of all, for me it's a shrinkage problem.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_01: For you, all of a sudden you're caught in glass with, you know, boobies.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: Your neighbor Jason and and Kelly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm really hoping that this thing's built private enough that they don't see me.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, the worst they gotta do is watch me walk naked from my door to the shower.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then what's the issue?
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: Wow, it's taken really into a bad place.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_00: Then what's the issue?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's the same with people with hot tubs.
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  SPEAKER_00: You you do the run.
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  SPEAKER_01: I could, yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: The run.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh I could usually at night.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't see too many people doing that at two in the afternoon on a Sunday.
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  SPEAKER_00: But if you do, uh whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, have yourself a privacy fence.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, the the the shower outside, uh it's like getting ready to go in a pool.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know how every pool they say shower before you go in.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_01: But do you?
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  SPEAKER_00: I never do.
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  SPEAKER_00: You never shower before you go in.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm you're getting me dirty.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'll shower when I get out, but I ain't showering before I get in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh wait, isn't that the the summer shower or the summer bath?
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what's the need?
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, you gotta get chlorine.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like if you have a daughter specifically, you gotta get chlorine out of that hair.
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  SPEAKER_00: As if I don't have long long hair.
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  SPEAKER_01: You also wash your hair once every six weeks.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, but if you're in a if you're in a uh a public y style pool, lots of chlorine, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know you have to get that out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Public public pools?
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  SPEAKER_00: We don't have those here.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: No, only in Corning they don't have them.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's a throwback to yesterday's show.
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  SPEAKER_01: Listen on demand.
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  SPEAKER_01: Listen to this.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you know how Joan's soda's known for some crazy sodas.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's this place in Cucka, on Cucka, that they sell all of them where it's like mashed potatoes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Beast Spoke Apothe Apothecary doesn't have these?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because it seems like they should.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, no, there's a place in Cucka that they've got the mashed potatoes.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_00: One of them's like green bean casserole, Scotts farts.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's a tasty one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sit right there.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_01: I'll let you chew on one later.
• 3:54
  unknown: It tastes like meatloaf.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: Did you have meatballs last night?
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: Sure did.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: As a matter of fact.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_01: They've come out with a line from Crayola Crayons.
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  SPEAKER_01: The flavors include fruit punch soda, uh, inspired by kind of waxy?
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  SPEAKER_00: A little bit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why do I actually know what this tastes like?
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  SPEAKER_01: Orange and cream soda inspired by Sunset Orange, pineapple cream soda.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why are these the most normal sounding sodas from Joan Soda inspired by dandelion?
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  SPEAKER_01: Green apple soda, inspired by instant heartburn, uh, and uh uh berry lemonade soda, inspired by Robin's Egg Blue.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can we play a game?
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  SPEAKER_01: And then Foo Foo Berry Soda inspired by Razzle Dazzle Rose.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, can we play a game?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_00: We have$10 to wholesome cafe.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's that coffee place in Pine Valley.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_00: And I want you guys to text us the worst soda, either combo or any kind of what would be the next Joan soda?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, you've got your little pineapple express over there.
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  SPEAKER_01: These actually are fairly normal sounding.
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  SPEAKER_00: But give me like moo gaipan soda.
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  SPEAKER_00: Shrimp scampy soda.
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  SPEAKER_01: Give us the worst.
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  SPEAKER_01: All I can think of is libs with the amount of garlic.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: You see the flu the flex of garlic just floating in the bottom.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a real thick yellow.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shrimp scampy soda is the nastiest thing I've ever heard.
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  SPEAKER_00: Text us the worst.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: Get on the Wink106 app, Twin Tears Magic, or My Radio Jams.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_00: There's that notebook or that microphone.
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  SPEAKER_00: The worst, the worst is gonna get a coffee gift certificate.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_01: Lasagna soda.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_00: That's enough of that.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_00: Swedish meatballs.