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DONKEY: Man Arrested After Masquerading As His Girlfriend To Pass Exam · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: An execution on the Donkey of the day is something
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  Speaker 1: to the.
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  Speaker 2: Hold for you the reason he gave me donkey other
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  Speaker 2: day and I deserve that.
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  Speaker 1: You need to know what you need to tell them?
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  Speaker 3: I am you have the boy, tell them.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 4: It's a read.
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  Speaker 1: But you're so good at you trying to charlamage you, Charlomagne.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Chlomame, who do you give a dusky other day
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  Speaker 3: to man?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 4: Sexy red Donkey to Day for Friday, January twenty six
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  Speaker 4: goes to a twenty six year old man named Angridge
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  Speaker 4: sing Okay, Angriage, Angriage, Angrige. He has been arrested after
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  Speaker 4: allegedly masquerading as his girlfriend so he could take an
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  Speaker 4: exam in her place.
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  Speaker 5: Listen to what the hell I just said to you?
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  Speaker 4: Angriage has been arrested after cross dressing Okay, he decided
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  Speaker 4: to identify as his girlfriend in order to take an
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  Speaker 4: exam for her. Y'all don't listen to me or take
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  Speaker 4: me serious, because I got a list, So let's go
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  Speaker 4: to Vice News for the report.
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  Speaker 6: Please mine arrested after impersonating his girlfriend to write an
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  Speaker 6: exam on her behalf a Gressing from Punjab has been
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  Speaker 6: arrested after dressing as his girlfriend Paramaj Coul to set
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  Speaker 6: a health worker exam on her behalf. According to police,
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  Speaker 6: Seem took a fake idea along to take the test
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  Speaker 6: was caught after his fingerprints didn't match the correct candidates
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  Speaker 6: from biometric device. Paul has had her application turned down.
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  Speaker 5: You think, man, hit my Bobby?
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  Speaker 1: Call well?
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  Speaker 5: Man hit that what you want to do for love?
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  Speaker 1: On Tom?
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  Speaker 5: For me?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Listen?
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  Speaker 4: That white bookis thing came drop on the clue b
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  Speaker 4: for Bobby call well, listen, man, listen. I pray we
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  Speaker 4: all get the experience love on this level. I'm serious,
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  Speaker 4: even though he's getting done every day.
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  Speaker 5: I'm serious. I want all of us to experience love
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  Speaker 5: on this level.
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  Speaker 4: I understand he got arrested, and arrest is never good,
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  Speaker 4: but we all need to be stupid in love at
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  Speaker 4: least once in life.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: It's a lot of lessons to be learned when you've
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  Speaker 4: been stupid in love. Hopefully that stupidity doesn't cause you
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  Speaker 4: to do something like die or kill. But getting arrested
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  Speaker 4: because you decided to be transfer a test is so sweet?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, sweet and stupid, all right?
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  Speaker 4: His woman was trying to be a healthcare worker, and
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  Speaker 4: she already failed the previous prerequisite exam, so even though
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  Speaker 4: he was her main sugar stain, he decided to be
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  Speaker 4: an undercovered level and go undercover as her shaved his
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  Speaker 4: facial hair, applied makeup, and got bussied up okay, and
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  Speaker 4: women's clothes and went to take the exam.
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  Speaker 5: You won't see a picture of them.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 5: Let me show you a picture of them. Look at it,
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  Speaker 5: look a look at look at you see you see
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  Speaker 5: you see. I'm all for equality.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Women have been doing things like letting us hold their
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  Speaker 4: pee for years to pass piss tests. If you've never
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  Speaker 4: had to pass the drug test, you probably can't relate.
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  Speaker 4: So to me, this is the next level of that.
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  Speaker 4: Now listen, if I'm his girlfriend, I'm flattered, but also insulted,
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  Speaker 4: because how handsome does my boyfriend think I am that
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  Speaker 4: he could just put on some makeup.
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  Speaker 5: And passes me. How strong are my facial features? How
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  Speaker 5: defined is my jaw lined?
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  Speaker 4: How many muscles do I have in or around my
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  Speaker 4: neck that would make my boyfriend think he could pass
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  Speaker 4: as me?
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  Speaker 5: She had to be thinking, am I pretty? Is he handsome?
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  Speaker 5: Is he pretty?
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  Speaker 4: Am I handsome? Maybe we are both pretty handsome? And
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  Speaker 4: what kind of build is happening here on.
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  Speaker 1: The both of them?
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  Speaker 5: Does he have man breasts?
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  Speaker 1: Huh?
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  Speaker 5: Does he have the titties of Todd? Does he have hips? Us?
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  Speaker 1: He has?
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  Speaker 5: Stick as me? Stick to look at me, king, look
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  Speaker 5: at me?
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  Speaker 3: You're not that thick?
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  Speaker 1: I look.
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  Speaker 5: I looked at the young man. Okay, he's pretty.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's the makeup or the hair
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  Speaker 4: or his features are already soft, but he's pretty.
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  Speaker 5: Not as pretty as still Vaughn says, I am Charlemagne.
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  Speaker 5: I think kind of have a.
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  Speaker 2: He seemed like, oh he a little bit. He seem
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  Speaker 2: like a he have a kind of a womanly look.
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  Speaker 2: He's beautiful. That's right, You think that, dude? You tell
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  Speaker 2: me Charlemagne ain't fine?
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  Speaker 7: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Come on that? Come on though?
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  Speaker 2: I think if you put a if he was in Japan,
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  Speaker 2: h week, if he was a yeah, you put him
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  Speaker 2: in a wig dog some basketball players go.
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  Speaker 4: He not as fine as I would be if if
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  Speaker 4: I decided to cross dress, which I would never wor
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  Speaker 4: to Cat Williams, but I can acknowledge angriage is a
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  Speaker 4: decent looking lady boy, but still a lady boy nonetheless,
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  Speaker 4: And that's what got him in trouble because exam officials
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  Speaker 4: grew suspicious because his face didn't match the picture on
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  Speaker 4: the application form, you think, and then authorities ran his
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  Speaker 4: biometrics and discovered they didn't match.
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  Speaker 1: And this is new.
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  Speaker 5: I just found this out.
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  Speaker 4: He wore a tennis skirt with no draws, so somebody
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  Speaker 4: noticed his testicles hanging.
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  Speaker 5: Out of the tennis skirt and the jig was up.
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  Speaker 1: Shout okay.
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  Speaker 5: Police also accused his.
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  Speaker 4: Girlfriend of conspiring with her boyfriend, as they believed he
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't have been able to enact the deception without her
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  Speaker 4: consent and possible assistance. This might be the first time
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  Speaker 4: in human history that a woman encouraged and empowered her
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  Speaker 4: man to cheat, and she was happy he did. And
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  Speaker 4: she also got held accountable for her role in his
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  Speaker 4: cheating because she encouraged it.
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  Speaker 5: And there you have it, the secret to healing the world.
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  Speaker 4: Please give Angry Sing and his girlfriend to sweet down
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  Speaker 4: to the Hamiltones.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, you are the dog.
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  Speaker 1: Of the day, the doge.
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  Speaker 5: Of the day. Ye, a couple of things.
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  Speaker 3: You're not that pretty, you're not that thick, who who chicks.
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  Speaker 5: Person in this room? And there's how many of us
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  Speaker 5: in it? One through street four fight? Six of us
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  Speaker 5: in here? Okay, two women thinking and everybody in here
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  Speaker 5: play with me if you want to.
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  Speaker 3: Let's sit back down.
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  Speaker 5: Calf what what cap? Y'all couldn't fill out cap?
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  Speaker 1: He said, y'all can't fill out his sweating? I just
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  Speaker 1: I just been my dude.
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  Speaker 5: Come on into big Mac.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, Big Mac got an ass when it
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  Speaker 4: stumb Mac got making this style and ask for something.
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  Speaker 8: Jesus Christ, I'm not playing this game anymore. All right,
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  Speaker 8: all right, well that was the donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 1: It looks crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh lord.
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  Speaker 8: Now when we come back, Comedian Earthquake will be joining us. Yes, indeed,
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  Speaker 8: so we're gonna kick it with Earthquake when we come back.
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  Speaker 1: And then now let's here for pastor say something.
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  Speaker 4: Now, you gotta break down this, Megan the Stallion record.
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  Speaker 4: So you're gonna have to tell us all the subliminals
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  Speaker 4: and everything.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, please, all right, it's the Breakfast Leve the Morning,
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  Speaker 8: the Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 1: Morning. Everybody, It's Steed j n V.
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  Speaker 8: Charlamagne de goud. We are the Breakfast Club. We got
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  Speaker 8: a special guest in the building, d comedian Earthquake.
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  Speaker 7: Welcome brother, thank you, thank you, brothers. It's always an
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  Speaker 7: honor to be on this show. Man. I look forward
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  Speaker 7: to it. It's always a highlight when I come next
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  Speaker 7: with you, brothers. Man, happy to have you here.
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  Speaker 3: How you feeling?
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  Speaker 7: First of man, I'm blessed man. Life is good, U.
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  Speaker 7: Things are good, careers popping. So I'm good man, I'm
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  Speaker 7: real good.
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  Speaker 4: You know your name came up when when recently when
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  Speaker 4: Kat Williams did his interview with A Shannon Shark. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 4: I want to talk about just that conversation period. What
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  Speaker 4: is that conversation done for black comedy comedy? I don't
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  Speaker 4: think anything because it wasn't no jokes in it. Understand,
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  Speaker 4: I'm in the joke telling business, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: So it didn't do anything I think for comedy. Personally speaking,
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  Speaker 4: me and him was cool, So you know, I didn't
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know where that came from. Certain thing he
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  Speaker 4: said about me, half was true, half was was a lie,
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  Speaker 4: you know, but to each his own. I don't you know, man,
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  Speaker 4: I don't even get into that part of it because see,
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  Speaker 4: I'm a type of person if I have a problem
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  Speaker 4: with you, Charla Magne, I'm gonna call you and man
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  Speaker 4: the man.
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  Speaker 7: And we were gonna talk it out. We're gonna duke
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  Speaker 7: it out, but we're gonna handle it man to man.
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  Speaker 7: I don't talk behind people back. And that's what's so
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  Speaker 7: media is if you go into a platform and talk
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  Speaker 7: about a person without you addressing them yourself, when you
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  Speaker 7: have opportunities to get in contact and let them let
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  Speaker 7: it be known. So you know, I don't get into that,
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  Speaker 7: you know what I mean. I let him believe what
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  Speaker 7: they need to believe.
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  Speaker 3: Now, you said you were cool, or you thought you
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  Speaker 3: were cool, now do you. People are saying he did
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  Speaker 3: that to sell tickets.
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  Speaker 8: Some people said he was just venting, or some people
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  Speaker 8: it was just like it was just a lie, just
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  Speaker 8: to create the controversy arounding. And you know what, it's
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  Speaker 8: just it's just weird. It just feel like it just
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  Speaker 8: came out of nowhere. Well, I don't know what is
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  Speaker 8: the motivation on it, on it. I have been in
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  Speaker 8: this business for thirty years.
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  Speaker 7: We as comedians have never did that type of thing
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  Speaker 7: ever before. We're not rappers, we don't have beefs. You
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  Speaker 7: have a disagreement with a comic. They usually we take
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  Speaker 7: it with the individual and handle it as such outside
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  Speaker 7: of just you know, doing that thing was the first
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  Speaker 7: time ever seeing it done. But we're on a new
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  Speaker 7: age now, you know what I mean. It's a name
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  Speaker 7: and I don't know what the motivation of the brother is.
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  Speaker 7: When I first ran into Caddy, he was the most
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  Speaker 7: phenomenal doing things that have never been done in here.
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  Speaker 7: He was selling out Madison Square Garden type arenas on
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  Speaker 7: Tuesdays and Wednesdays, and that was never I was coming
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  Speaker 7: into Oakland and they was like, you know, cat gonna
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  Speaker 7: be here. I said, what, I just got here? What
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  Speaker 7: are you gonna do? He at this Friday? No, he Tuesday, Wednesday,
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  Speaker 7: Thursday with the Warriors player. I was like, oh my god.
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  Speaker 7: And then you know, his acting skills was on top
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  Speaker 7: because he was on Hill Street Blues doing the things.
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  Speaker 1: So I have always admired you know, his his his
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  Speaker 1: work and what it is.
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  Speaker 7: But see, I'm I don't get into all that because
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  Speaker 7: I'm in the joke telling business and as long as
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  Speaker 7: we talking about jokes, I only that's the only thing
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  Speaker 7: that I am into. I ain't in the pimp game.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't in the drug game, ain't and in none
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  Speaker 7: of that. I'm into the joke. So you have anything
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  Speaker 7: to say to me or anything to see me, it
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  Speaker 7: should be right there in that category because that's the
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  Speaker 7: only only thing that I am involved in the pub
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  Speaker 7: the platform of it.
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  Speaker 1: So the rest of that he can keep.
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  Speaker 5: Why he said you can't read, Where did that come from?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I mean you, y'all lette terresta rut there. First of all,
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  Speaker 7: it's a lie because I couldn't. I used to be
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  Speaker 7: a w b LES radio radio and everybody in radio
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  Speaker 7: wants to be like y'all, to be syndicated. But if
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  Speaker 7: you're not syndicated and you just got one goddamn station,
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  Speaker 7: the only way you get some money off live reds
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  Speaker 7: in traffic and the rest of them. So it came
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  Speaker 7: to that and another thing. Ninth grade, I was picked
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  Speaker 7: to go to Georgetown and the upper Brown Program, Brown Program.
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  Speaker 7: The only reason I didn't make Oprah Brown Program is
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  Speaker 7: when they took me on the tour, they let me
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  Speaker 7: taste a fresh donut for the first time, and I
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  Speaker 7: ate it. I'm like, oh my god, fresh wheeze oie juice.
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  Speaker 7: And I said you can have all these that thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I said, y'all keep on walking, Aroun'm gonna stay right
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  Speaker 7: here near these donuts because I'm used to eating the
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  Speaker 7: Hostess donuts of the little past little but I never
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  Speaker 7: had like.
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  Speaker 1: A Dunken one. I'm like, oh my god, this is delicious.
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  Speaker 7: So yeah, I was upper bound program to be picked
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  Speaker 7: out of Georgetown to go to Georgetown in the ninth grade.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Also in the military as an air traffic controller, could
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  Speaker 7: have been air cock controller.
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  Speaker 1: But I wanted to get off my mother house. I said,
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  Speaker 1: what job can I leave today?
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  Speaker 7: To leave her houses? Say you can be a traffic troller.
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  Speaker 7: You can come back in six months and leave. I said,
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  Speaker 7: now I need to leave today. What you got They said,
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  Speaker 7: loading nuclear weapons? I said, I take it us the.
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  Speaker 5: Load nuclear weapon?
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  Speaker 7: Had man, I dropped while I'm trying to see too
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  Speaker 7: live crew, man, no real talk, bust the Air Force face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, trying to see too live crew.
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  Speaker 7: When when Luke first came out, we dropped that because
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  Speaker 7: you have to change the ordinance, the disguise from the rush.
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  Speaker 5: Of you dropped the bombs.
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  Speaker 1: He can get out to the club, No, I told him.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to go see Luke Friday. They put me
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  Speaker 1: on the schedule.
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  Speaker 7: I had already say I'm not going, so they say,
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  Speaker 7: go out there, change the ordinance and then you can leave.
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  Speaker 7: Of course, I've been doing this for ten years. I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: all right, we don't need this. I put it up
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  Speaker 7: and we tell it moves the rack and everything. We
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  Speaker 7: ain't put all the grease fitting. It came down, hit boom,
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  Speaker 7: everybody ran. I said, what y'all running for?
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  Speaker 1: This is a nuke.
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  Speaker 7: I'll say you hit the word I kiss somebody here.
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  Speaker 7: Listen to me, mate, This is God honest truth. God
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  Speaker 7: take my talent from everything on. My name is in
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  Speaker 7: the Pentagon under broken arrow. You understand what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, Why do they call you broken Afa?
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  Speaker 1: That's what happened. When you drop a nuke on the
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  Speaker 1: in the country, it's called it broken arrow.
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  Speaker 7: When it's a new on your own, friendly soul and
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  Speaker 7: everything is an accident, it's called broke right now. If
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  Speaker 7: you not well, no, man, it's just you know. I
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  Speaker 7: told him, you understand. I'm in Boxtairs, Louise on that street,
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  Speaker 7: Port Louisiana. This when Luke was at the heightens, This thing.
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  Speaker 7: You had one hundred and fifty bad check. I said,
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  Speaker 7: I'm going and they sent me out here and changed
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  Speaker 7: the ordinance on the plane.
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  Speaker 1: So they brung it on theself.
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  Speaker 5: But the new clearly didn't go off.
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  Speaker 7: No nuclear weapons are some of the most safest ordinances
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  Speaker 7: that you got. Conventionals are more different because they got
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  Speaker 7: to drop at a certain height and then it hit
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  Speaker 7: the UH. Safe thing safe mar it. It's the most safety.
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  Speaker 7: But everybody ran and then based no, we was on
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  Speaker 7: the flight line. We was on the flight line on
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  Speaker 7: the B fifty two, and you put it in the
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  Speaker 7: bomb bay to change it out, and it came down
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  Speaker 7: hit the ground boom.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody ran. I was like, what y'all running for? And
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  Speaker 1: then they came and got me.
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  Speaker 7: Basic commander came and then they took us to the UH,
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  Speaker 7: to the hospital to do drug tests and everything to
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  Speaker 7: see if we high. I ain't find nothing but in
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  Speaker 7: competence in my blood. And then they put me on
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  Speaker 7: the snack bar. They don't let me touch no more
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  Speaker 7: more nukes, no more planes or nothing. And people were like,
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  Speaker 7: all you stuck. I said, man, I don't care. He
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  Speaker 7: five get the same amount of money as low bombs
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  Speaker 7: as an E five that passed out coffee.
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  Speaker 1: So the check ain't changed, ain't hurt my feelings.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, A lot of people are gonna say, man,
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  Speaker 4: Cat might have been right, man, you might have had
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  Speaker 4: to read something.
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  Speaker 1: Boy that when Luke was hot.
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  Speaker 7: Man, he was on field Donio one of them things
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  Speaker 7: showing them just shaking in everything, and I was like, man,
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  Speaker 7: they finally gonna do a concert that one hundred and
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  Speaker 7: fifty and Shreetport was a small town. Bowser City was
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  Speaker 7: a small town in that way, and we had no
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  Speaker 7: black women that looked that good in my in my eyesight.
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  Speaker 7: So I was looking forward to it, and I told
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  Speaker 7: him I wasn't going, So they put us out there.
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  Speaker 7: Shout out to Sergeant Anderson who called me about two
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  Speaker 7: weeks ago.
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  Speaker 4: He was also on the team when we dropped the
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  Speaker 4: new Well listen, you know you got to prove things
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  Speaker 4: to the internet. So go ahead and read that read
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  Speaker 4: that's a live reading read out loud.
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  Speaker 1: Cat whim is a liar, pay too much. We got
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  Speaker 1: more with comedian Earthquake.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning, everybody, It's DJ Envy CHARLAMAGNEA gud We are
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  Speaker 8: the Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 3: We're still kicking it with comedian Earthquake.
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  Speaker 1: True.
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  Speaker 3: You know, one thing that's been coming up recently is
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  Speaker 3: comedian stealing jokes.
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  Speaker 8: Now, it seems like that would seem kind of something
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  Speaker 8: that's normal, because you know, if you're talking about a car,
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  Speaker 8: or you're talking about black versus white, it seems like
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  Speaker 8: a lot of it.
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  Speaker 3: So has that happened to you.
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  Speaker 7: I've been robbed more than any comedian on earth I have.
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  Speaker 7: I have friends that have taken my jokes. I have
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  Speaker 7: friends that have called me and told me they have
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  Speaker 7: taken my jokes. I write another one.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? This is what I it's
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  Speaker 1: thin on to do. It happens.
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  Speaker 7: That's why I do not look at other comedians perform,
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  Speaker 7: because I don't physically write. I mentally write. So I
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  Speaker 7: don't want to be contaminated with the thought. You could
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  Speaker 7: sit here and see another comedian tell a joke and
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  Speaker 7: subconsciously it be into you, and you can sit here
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  Speaker 7: and get on stage and riff and come up with
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  Speaker 7: and think you came up with it, but.
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  Speaker 1: You previously saw somebody else do it.
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  Speaker 7: That's what happened sometimes we all, it's only certain many
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  Speaker 7: subjects that is discovered. This is your version of oj Trut,
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  Speaker 7: This is your version of Trump, This is your version
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  Speaker 7: of Joe Biden.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 7: So this happens me myself, I just continue, you know,
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  Speaker 7: I just replenish as they diminish, and I just keep
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  Speaker 7: on going with it. The way I keep myself from
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  Speaker 7: even for that ever happening to me. I don't watch
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  Speaker 7: other comedians I've heard.
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  Speaker 4: I've heard people say that I found that video with
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  Speaker 4: a Bernie mac very interesting because Bernie Mack was like,
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  Speaker 4: people are going to take your jokes. Don't say your
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  Speaker 4: jokes around other comedians, especially the younger ones when the
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  Speaker 4: veterans are around.
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  Speaker 1: Well veteran and the rest of them.
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  Speaker 7: But see, it's beautiful with me is and I'm blessed
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  Speaker 7: that I don't have to go to a club to
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  Speaker 7: work a joke out. You see what I'm saying. I
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  Speaker 7: can mentally see this is gonna work. I can I
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  Speaker 7: can apply it to my regular show as I'm doing it,
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  Speaker 7: take one out, put a new one there, and continue
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  Speaker 7: to make the rotation go. Certain comedians don't have that process.
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  Speaker 7: They have to actually write it down and then try
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  Speaker 7: it on the stage, and then you have comedians in
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  Speaker 7: the back. Oh, I like that, and then they'll give
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  Speaker 7: you the thought pattern. They would give you their version
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  Speaker 7: of that thought pattern. This is what I would have
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  Speaker 7: said if I thought of that. You know that's still
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  Speaker 7: in true. So you know they sit there, but you
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  Speaker 7: just it's occupational hazard.
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  Speaker 4: You think the DMV area gets the credit it deserves
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  Speaker 4: for being a comedy hotspot.
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  Speaker 7: You know, we have something of the great Martin Dave Me,
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  Speaker 7: Tommy Davis, and Tony Woods.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of Donelle No, you can't yeh, Donelle.
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  Speaker 1: You know these are my we we are in there.
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  Speaker 7: We're in DC. Is is a horror market. Is compared
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  Speaker 7: to like New York. You they don't give you nothing
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  Speaker 7: in DC. If you ain't funny, then they gonna let
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  Speaker 7: you know right there and they'll.
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  Speaker 1: Wait until you succeed before they give your accolades.
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  Speaker 7: Too. Was big break and my totality of my career,
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  Speaker 7: or just at that point at that time, Comicview. Comicview
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  Speaker 7: was my big break. That's where Airbody and I could
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  Speaker 7: tell uh quake fans when they come say, I want
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  Speaker 7: to put your air and your mama name. You know
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  Speaker 7: when I know that then, I mean they was original
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  Speaker 7: quake fans.
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  Speaker 5: How do you feel about them bringing back comic view?
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  Speaker 5: Think that it was great.
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  Speaker 1: I was there when they was filming with Mike and keV.
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  Speaker 7: Any platform that allowed the gendre to expread and give opportunities,
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  Speaker 7: I'm all for and I participated. And I've done that
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  Speaker 7: my whole career with my radio show and me doing
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  Speaker 7: the club and everything else to expand it because it's
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  Speaker 7: a great opt form. It's you know, I don't this
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  Speaker 7: ventual all that's going on. That is not what the
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  Speaker 7: job to screen. We bring joy and sit here and
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  Speaker 7: make people laugh.
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  Speaker 4: Is it true that Kim Why ghosted you after you
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  Speaker 4: after you put it down on putting that an air quote?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I get her on that. Yeah, man, Kim
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  Speaker 7: used to date for a version. She ghost me out there,
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  Speaker 7: she hit me and left me. Hey man, I'm a king.
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  Speaker 7: I don't pay for that as satisfied you you got to.
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  Speaker 7: I'm king, Jeffrey Man.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta take care of the king. Man the one time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we did it one time, Kim is.
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  Speaker 7: But Kim did more for me than anything when I
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  Speaker 7: first had my biggest break for that time, my TV
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  Speaker 7: show on ABC, and Kim came and helped me navigate
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  Speaker 7: through that because it was I had a lot of
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  Speaker 7: people around me that wasn't good for me. And she
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  Speaker 7: came in and showed me how to do TV and
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  Speaker 7: reiterated what I know now is you know, I'm not
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  Speaker 7: an actor. I'm a movie star and there's a difference.
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  Speaker 3: You know, A conversation that that always comes up is
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  Speaker 3: black comedians wearing a dress?
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  Speaker 1: True?
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  Speaker 7: Why and what's your thoughts on her? It's art when
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  Speaker 7: white dudes Marlla Wade said, it's so personally. When white
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  Speaker 7: dudes do it, man their genius. When we do it,
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  Speaker 7: it's has something to do with our manhood. You know,
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  Speaker 7: it's it's art if it's a hit and it's funny.
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  Speaker 7: White Chicks was great, Big Mama House was great.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: I know Marty, Marty is one of the man is
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  Speaker 1: man's man's There is.
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  Speaker 3: Narrie Johnson basketball player, O, my grandmama.
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  Speaker 7: My mama, Flip Wilson, Geraldine, you understand bigger than killer
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  Speaker 7: kill you the whole nine.
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  Speaker 1: And so it's just another, you know, another way to
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  Speaker 1: take a shot.
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  Speaker 7: At people that they want to And what's heartbreaking for
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  Speaker 7: me is as younger comedians that's taking these shots at
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  Speaker 7: the people that paved the way for them.
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  Speaker 1: And it's sick.
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  Speaker 4: Now talk to just about the Ditween being broken in
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  Speaker 4: debt because you said at one point you were in
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  Speaker 4: the whole for three million. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Man, see being broke that means you just ain't got
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  Speaker 7: no money. And that means even if you got some money,
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  Speaker 7: I give it.
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  Speaker 1: To somebody else.
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  Speaker 7: What I'm saying, that's the difference on it. And I
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  Speaker 7: was in depth because I was playing the game a
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  Speaker 7: lot of entertainers do. When I blow. I would take
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  Speaker 7: care of Uncle Sam during that time, and it never
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  Speaker 7: came you know what I mean. And Uncle Sam don't play,
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  Speaker 7: so now you know it didn't come to fruition on
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  Speaker 7: that point of blowing at that point on now, I
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  Speaker 7: just put the money to the side and knowing you know,
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  Speaker 7: around April, I'm gonna get blested financially.
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  Speaker 8: And Uncle se him come, Uncle Sam come, Oh, he comes,
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  Speaker 8: and they average up. They don't average it, they average up.
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  Speaker 1: And they let you.
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  Speaker 7: And see the thing about Uncle Sam, so good about it.
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  Speaker 7: He a sleeper sale. He allows you not to pay
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  Speaker 7: him until you fall off. Then he comes. See, and
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  Speaker 7: it's not the money that you owe him that gets you.
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  Speaker 7: It's the pilodies and it's usually more than the principal.
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  Speaker 7: So the best thing is so I'm like, okay. Once
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  Speaker 7: it took me to get out of it took me
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  Speaker 7: about six years to get to uh, to get out
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  Speaker 7: of that home.
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  Speaker 3: Oh uncle Sam, three million, yeah old to them, three
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  Speaker 3: million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ got all of it done there, you know, Lord,
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  Speaker 1: have mercy, earthquake.
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  Speaker 7: We appreciate you for joining us. Brother man, thank y'all
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  Speaker 7: for having me. Please follow me at the real earthquake.
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  Speaker 7: And I love you, brother. Keep doing what you're doing. Man,
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  Speaker 7: you too, my brother. God bless y'all.
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  Speaker 8: It's earthquake. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 8: Morning everybody.
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  Speaker 3: It's d J n V.
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  Speaker 8: Charlamagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. It's time
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  Speaker 8: for past the oaks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, DJ, what's uping?
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  Speaker 4: Not like a t L.
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  Speaker 3: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Guys?
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  Speaker 9: You know people are calling me that now Atlanta a
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  Speaker 9: combination A little when you remember what you got done there,
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  Speaker 9: I think four more, no, three more, three more, three more,
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  Speaker 9: about three.
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  Speaker 1: I really like it though, Like this is that right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: I just did just love R and B with Keith
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  Speaker 9: bt Keith Thomas bt.
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  Speaker 5: B cox at Oh yeah, my whole girl. The portion
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  Speaker 5: was luthor portion and she pulled up.
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  Speaker 9: I really like Atlanta. It's it's different, with different New
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  Speaker 9: York's like parties.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great ride.
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  Speaker 5: I don't need you to like it too much.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, well no, I still like New York as well,
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  Speaker 9: but it's just different and it's cool to be around
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  Speaker 9: your people. We all speak the same language.
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  Speaker 4: But you're tired of being around all these Spanish people
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  Speaker 4: in New York City. You can't take it no more.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what I said at all anyway.
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  Speaker 9: But being in Atlanta, I think it's only right that
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  Speaker 9: I start off with this new Lotto and Anisia record
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  Speaker 9: called back Outside.
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  Speaker 5: I know a lot of something the other day, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It was something ticktack and she she might have been
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  Speaker 4: dancing to this song and it was her and all
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  Speaker 4: her homegirls, and.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, see, I like that energy. It was
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  Speaker 5: just an energy.
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  Speaker 3: It's TikTok. And I see she got a record. You know,
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  Speaker 3: jay Loo dropped the record too, she got.
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  Speaker 1: A record like.
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  Speaker 7: That.
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  Speaker 9: Anicia is from her her hometown, so she's like bringing
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  Speaker 9: in the next generation even though she's still young, fresher hot.
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  Speaker 3: What dance was that, Charlaman?
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot of I don't think that she was
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  Speaker 5: that look cool as all right.
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  Speaker 9: The next record I'm gonna go with is with rock
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  Speaker 9: Forrey and I Andlle Wayne. It's called with Satin Baby.
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  Speaker 4: That is one of the most toxic, hardest lines that
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  Speaker 4: before a thousand dollars, I call it it's my grandbaby.
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  Speaker 5: God damning went crazy. That's sick. What that was called
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  Speaker 5: it my grand baby?
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  Speaker 1: That is sick.
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  Speaker 5: You like that line? No, I mean it's sick.
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  Speaker 9: Why would you want to call a woman that you
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  Speaker 9: the only line that you remembered from the record.
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  Speaker 5: That's what stuck out to me just now.
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  Speaker 9: Is that how you pronounced with saturn baby.
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  Speaker 5: Save thousand dollars, called it my grandbaby?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, Well that different with Satin Baby. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 9: say it in the best New Orleans accent. I can
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  Speaker 9: rock Fort and I Little Wayne. All right, then I'm
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  Speaker 9: gonna go with You were talking about Bobby cat Well earlier,
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  Speaker 9: a white guy who can sing it's this other guy
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  Speaker 9: named Jamison that I just discovered, and he got this new.
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  Speaker 1: Record called love Me Sound Like You're White.
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  Speaker 4: His name is what Jameson can't be white and be
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  Speaker 4: named after Don j M s n He can't be
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  Speaker 4: white and named after Doc. Look call him absolute or something.
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  Speaker 4: Can I'm not calling that white man Jameis. I don't
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  Speaker 4: believe that what his mom and daddy names Jake with
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  Speaker 4: his real name is.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 5: You know what, but get into him.
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  Speaker 9: He's heavy neo soul alternative, that he's a vibe. And then,
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  Speaker 9: last but not least, I got to shout out this
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  Speaker 9: meg record his that has caused the whole tobacco online.
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  Speaker 9: I saw you guys talking about it in the room
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  Speaker 9: or report.
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  Speaker 5: Well, Meghan called up.
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  Speaker 4: She called up this morning and she's asked her what
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  Speaker 4: she gonna be naming names, and she said, look, all
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  Speaker 4: all the hit.
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  Speaker 5: Dogs gonna holler. Well, obviously, Nikki, I didn't know it
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  Speaker 5: was obviously that wasn't that was the least it was obviously.
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  Speaker 9: But I woke up this morning I saw it online.
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  Speaker 9: So she started off the record. But these hoss don't
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  Speaker 9: be mad at Meghan. These hoes be mad at Meghan's Law.
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  Speaker 9: So Meghan's Law is the name of a federal law
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  Speaker 9: in the US requiring law enforcement authorities to make information
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  Speaker 9: available to public regarding registered sex offenders.
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  Speaker 5: And that's slick.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, she didn't have no lines for party or
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  Speaker 4: the baby. Who's the woman dancing? Who's the woman that
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  Speaker 4: made all Kelly go viral?
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  Speaker 5: On TikTok? Who's that for?
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  Speaker 9: Don't write nothing else down Japan? So much to say
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  Speaker 9: on schedule conjugal visits or something. I don't see nothing
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  Speaker 9: about r Kelly.
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  Speaker 5: Man Man, I ain't retarded.
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  Speaker 9: It's getting we we Oh we didn't play the record.
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  Speaker 5: Oh let's hear it. I didn't even hear it makings
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  Speaker 5: long line when I first heard it. Now I heard it.
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  Speaker 4: Make all the sense in the world. Oh yeah, she
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  Speaker 4: said that was dancing making all Kelly go viral. Men
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  Speaker 4: who hate on bbls and have the same scars. So
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  Speaker 4: those are a couple of the distances. Of course, we
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  Speaker 4: know what the jpexend money conjugal visiit line is. That's
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  Speaker 4: the Tory, hey man, all's fair and love and rap
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  Speaker 4: I mean listen. I was born in nineteen hundred and
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  Speaker 4: seventy eight, So there's nothing that somebody's gonna say on
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  Speaker 4: a rap record that's gonna offend me. I just want
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  Speaker 4: everybody to keep the same energy for everybody, because it
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  Speaker 4: feels like there's a double standard a lot of the time.
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  Speaker 4: Question Nyland, is it fair Nikki to do the big
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  Speaker 4: foot line making fun of a woman who got shot
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  Speaker 4: in the foot? It's fair?
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  Speaker 9: I mean, there's no fair.
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  Speaker 4: Asking just because because because because when guys do what,
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  Speaker 4: everybody gets set because there's been guys that have done
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  Speaker 4: that to make too well.
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  Speaker 9: I think people are going harder on men doing it
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  Speaker 9: because it's a man.
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  Speaker 3: Who shot her, or maybe it was a random shot.
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  Speaker 5: But shouldn't a woman feel more infinite a woman experience?
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  Speaker 9: But I feel like there should be no gender on empathy,
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  Speaker 9: Like you should just have empathies towards somebody going towards something,
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  Speaker 9: regardless if it's a man versus woman. But like what
• 28:32
  Speaker 9: you're saying, it's war.
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  Speaker 4: So it's kind of like and by the way, we're
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: all full of it because everybody can say something that
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  Speaker 4: hurts your feelings.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: I don't have any feelings that I show, so you'll
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  Speaker 5: never see me. You don't react like that in public.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: But everybody has something that is their thumbscrew that will
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  Speaker 4: like piss them off in some way shape.
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  Speaker 1: So are you saying that the law we're all saying.
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  Speaker 4: We're all saying all's fair and loving war and tell
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  Speaker 4: somebody says something we don't like about us, and then
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  Speaker 4: we're like that person went too far.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's messy.
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  Speaker 1: It's messy.
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  Speaker 4: Now we're talking it's mess It ain't no point to
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  Speaker 4: try to make any logical sense of it.
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  Speaker 5: It's mess It's a whole bunch of noise and people
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  Speaker 5: are entertained.
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  Speaker 9: But do you think it's gonna be just like a
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  Speaker 9: because you think it's gonna be mad beef records coming now?
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  Speaker 4: For I think I'm all for if they keep it
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  Speaker 4: in the before that as long as you if you
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  Speaker 4: said something earlier, that's true when we say keep it
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  Speaker 4: on the records. Nowadays, we're not even talking about street stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Now we're talking about don't do none of the goofy
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  Speaker 4: stuff like go to social media and get on the
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  Speaker 4: Instagram live, don't be tweeting, don't be doing sketches, getting
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  Speaker 4: that booth and make some Records.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yes, thank you guys, and make sure if you
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  Speaker 9: guys are in l a Grammy weekend, we're gonna be
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  Speaker 9: kicking it off a Certified Vibe Live, which is of
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  Speaker 9: course to spin off of the past the Arcs segment
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  Speaker 9: and it's an R and B night. So we actually
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  Speaker 9: have Grammy nominated artist Kenyon Dixon here in the stage,
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  Speaker 9: followed by Josh Levi, Leighton Green, Ojena Duru, Jack Freeman.
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  Speaker 9: So we have a good little lineup, So make sure
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  Speaker 9: you guys pull up on me at the Peppermint Club.
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  Speaker 8: All right, thank you, Nala. When we come back, we
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  Speaker 8: got the People's Choice mix. It's the Breakfast Club. Good Morning,
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  Speaker 8: the Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same.
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