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Bonus IMPROV - Shut Up and Deliver My Cheese · Very Fine Friends

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  all right welcome to friends like us a little bonus improv for you can we get a suggestion
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  from our producer joe we'll riff a little bit and then we'll do a scene your word is reminders
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  Reminders.
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  Reminders.
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  I thought I was going to say Romano.
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  Romano?
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  Yeah, I was like, let's just do an episode.
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  Ray Romano?
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  Yeah.
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  Or that's the only Romano I know besides cheese.
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  Everybody loves Romano?
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  That's got to be true.
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  Everybody loves Romano?
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  The cheese.
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  Oh, the cheese.
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  Yeah, I thought you meant the person.
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  I was like, I bet you there are people that don't.
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  Someone hates everyone.
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  Yeah, that don't like his particular.
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  Ah.
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  Hey.
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  That's not bad.
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  I would know that.
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  Watch my show.
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  Deborah!
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  I can't do it.
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  I can't do impressions.
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  I'm finding this out now.
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  It's okay.
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  You've got other talents.
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  I do.
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  Romano cheese.
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  What kind of cheese is that again?
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  Is that like a Parmesan?
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  Similar, yeah.
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  Okay.
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  But different.
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  How?
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  Do you know?
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  Yes.
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  One of them is Parmesan.
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  Okay, other than the name, Francis?
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  Parmesan comes on a wheel.
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  And Romano comes on Ray.
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  He carries Romano.
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  He delivers Romano.
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  If you ordered Romano, he would show up and deliver it.
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  And now, improv.
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  Ding dong.
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  Hello?
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  Oh, hey.
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  Ray.
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  Hey, you heard some cheese.
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  Yeah, thanks.
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  Ah, here's your cheese.
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  Save me from this prison of delivering cheese.
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  No, Ray.
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  We need you to do this.
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  Don't guilt me.
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  And I have another delivery tomorrow.
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  A bigger one.
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  No, no.
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  Get back in your car and go back from whence you came and prepare my cheese.
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  Okay.
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  Catch you the next day.
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  Ray, you could do this.
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  All right, this is your life now.
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  You don't have a TV show anymore.
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  You just deliver cheese.
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  Just accept it.
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  Ding dong Sorry it took me so long to get to the door Hey Hey why the long
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  Why the long face, buddy?
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  Because I...
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  I'm having a hard time accepting my life.
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  This can't be only cheese.
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  You know, I used to think no one couldn't love Romano cheese.
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  But now I don't love it.
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  because I deliver it all day long.
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  Um, I don't know why you're telling me this.
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  Because you keep ordering.
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  I can't be the only one
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  selecting the Ray Romano delivery option.
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  You are.
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  You're the only one.
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  So you're telling me
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  if I stop selecting that,
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  you'll be free?
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  I'll be free.
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  Free me from this prison you've put me in.
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  But it's cheaper
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  when I select you to deliver it.
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  I know, which is nuts to me.
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  I don't know why that is,
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  but that's the way cheese cheese cheese set it up uh that's the delivery service i work for i don't
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  know what i'll think about it please just next time tomorrow just try standard delivery not
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  ray romano i'll comp you the extra five dollars that they'll charge you to get a regular delivery
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  man just please okay leave my house cut to the next day honey i'm about to put our cheese order
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  in oh i can't wait to see ray on our doorstep again yeah he said some weird stuff yesterday
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  it made me start to feel bad why well he apparently he's in a hell and he wants to be out and i guess
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  we're putting him in the hell what yeah he doesn't want he doesn't want to deliver our cheese i don't
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  understand if my last name was the same as a cheese i'd want to be associated with that cheese
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  all the time obviously clearly he's going through a hard time i mean i wish there was a food item
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  that had the last name garabekian which is our last name but there isn't one so i know we're just
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  not lucky i know so instead i have to be a surgeon i can't deliver food i'm sorry don't upset yourself
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  I know, I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't understand why Ray would have a problem with this.
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  Quite frankly, this makes me angry. It makes me want to order more cheese.
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  More cheese. I know. I had the same idea. All the cheese.
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  Let's do it. Should we do it?
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  Hold on. I'm clicking the wheel that goes up to the most cheese they sell.
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  Hundred wheels. Got it.
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  Oh and I clicking If it not here by a certain time it free Oh I love that they give you that option that you can toggle it on and off
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  Good.
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  But it's not here.
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  In 15 minutes.
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  He's getting a slap?
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  No.
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  We don't have to slap.
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  We don't have to.
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  We don't know what goes on behind the scenes of cheese, cheese, cheese.
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  All right.
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  Submitted.
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  That's $50,000 worth of cheese.
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  Cut to 16 minutes later.
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  Oh, I'm a minute late.
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  Oh, ding dong.
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  Ray, Ray, Ray.
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  I'm sorry.
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  Don't, I'm sorry.
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  I'm a minute late.
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  You know, my wife works hard.
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  That's right, I'm a surgeon.
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  You tell him, honey.
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  And we were going to set you free.
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  oh no yeah you were late but you didn't you could have untogled the 15 15 minute thing that you that
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  was voluntary tell me how to consume you could have you could have ordered one fewer wheel of
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  cheese that last wheel really got me right here here's your wheel
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  Go get it.
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  Oh, then what happens if I don't deliver it on time?
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  What do you think happens?
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  I'm not going to do surgery on you, that's for sure.
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  That's right.
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  That's Clarice Clarabekian, and she won't do surgery.
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  And if there's ever a Garabekian food, I'm not delivering it to you.
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  No, but I would like to taste it.
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  I bet it's delicious, and you won't be able to have any from us.
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  Yeah, you want a Garabekian platter?
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  shut up and get my cheese
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  oh i'm stuck in this hell
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  please please let me out i'm begging you
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  cut till later that night this is a lot of cheese i know
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  can we this is i sound like a crazy idea
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  should we get one more delivered by ray like a wheel one more one more wheel
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  and then force him to eat all this cheese.
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  If he wants to be free.
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  Yes.
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  101 wheels of cheese.
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  And then we'll set him free.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  All right.
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  I'm selecting the immediate delivery option.
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  Yeah, okay.
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  Because I see his van outside.
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  Ding, ding, dong.
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  Hey buddy Oh one wheel what is what are you torturing me for uh we had we have a preposition oh i i listening yeah you hungry no i just ate actually was it a big meal it was huge i
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  starting a fast tomorrow so i really wanted to pack it on uh okay well this could still work for
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  you okay you know all the cheese you've ever delivered to us yeah every single wheel yeah
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  We've got them all.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah, some of them are bad by now.
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  We want you to eat them.
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  Okay.
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  Very funny.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Wait, what?
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  And then I'll be free?
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  I didn't say that, but I was gonna.
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  How'd you know?
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  I don't know.
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  Because otherwise this is just...
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  Torture.
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  Just you torturing.
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  Finding a new layer of hell.
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  Yeah.
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  I hate Romano cheese.
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  we've established to that
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  yeah you don't like it
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  and you don't like being free
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  I guess you have to choose
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  hold on
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  Clarice will get you a fork
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  she is not working today
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  that's right
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  surgery didn't mean me today
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  alright so
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  it's your move
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  Ray
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  if it means my freedom
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  I guess I'll do it
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  you have 20 minutes
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  cut to 19 minutes
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  and 100 wheels later.
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  Oh my god.
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  Please just shoot me.
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  Just shoot me.
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  Not like the fun TV show,
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  just shoot me.
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  I want to die.
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  I'm not going to be able to finish
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  this last wheel in a minute.
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  We don't believe in guns.
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  No.
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  Right, get it together.
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  You've got 45 seconds to do this.
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  You could do this.
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  If you can,
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  if your brother Brad Garrett
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  can win an Emmy,
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  you can do this.
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  i did it i'm free i'm free huh ha ha you can never order the ray romano delivery service again
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  funny story about uh verbally binding contracts uh hold on i just gotta check something on my
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  laptop
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  ding
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  go get the cheese
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  no
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  scene
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  you