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- 0:00Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
- 0:02Stand by. In your heart, you know what you're
- 0:05talking about. And now, something completely
- 0:07different. You're so happy, hot topic! Mm -hmm.
- 0:16That was good, Charles. Well, even the smallest
- 0:18amount of fentanyl can be deadly, man. You're
- 0:20done, Sam. That's why we, that's why, I don't
- 0:23know, I said we. Don't incriminate myself. That's
- 0:25why no one does coke anymore. Thank you, Jay.
- 0:29The convictions of the Winston -Salem Five have
- 0:31been overturned, but two of the men are still
- 0:33behind bars. Yeah, these are the people that
- 0:35killed Chris Paul's grandfather. So his grandfather
- 0:37died, and then he scored as many points as his
- 0:41grandpa's age, and then missed a free throw,
- 0:43and then walked off the court. And that was actually
- 0:45the high school that my nana went to. And these
- 0:48scumbags are getting released. Mm -hmm, potentially.
- 0:51They deserve life in prison. They're scumbags.
- 0:54I love you, Chris Paul, even though you're kind
- 0:56of a douche. The case centers on the murder of
- 0:58Nathaniel Jones, the grandfather of retired NBA
- 1:01star Chris Paul. Gold Investigates' Joshua Davis
- 1:04explains what's keeping them in prison and why
- 1:07tomorrow could be a pivotal day in all of this.
- 1:09He is in our newsroom for us tonight. Joshua,
- 1:12why tomorrow so important? Well, Kenny, brothers
- 1:15Rashawn Banner and Nathaniel Cawthon were just
- 1:1714 and 15 when they were Oh, so we're going to
- 1:20do this thing where we say because they were
- 1:2214, they knew what they were doing when they
- 1:24pulled the trigger and they took the life of
- 1:27a 62 -year -old man who's very, he could have
- 1:30been 84 right now. He could have been still alive,
- 1:32okay? Why? They all deserve the rot. Honestly,
- 1:50they deserve the death penalty. Eye for an eye.
- 1:56Despite their convictions being overturned, the
- 1:58brothers are still in prison. I've been digging
- 2:01into why and what happens next. We're fighting
- 2:04for the truth to be seen by everybody. Last August,
- 2:07Judge Robert Brody overturned Rayshawn Banner
- 2:09and Nathaniel Cawthon's convictions. But before
- 2:12they could walk free, the state appealed. Rayshawn
- 2:15and Nathaniel have been in prison for years.
- 2:19Tuesday, their case goes before the North Carolina
- 2:21Court of Appeals. And all the things you could
- 2:24be working on is a waste of time. Christine Mooma's
- 2:26team has represented the brothers since 2020.
- 2:29Are really about answering questions for the
- 2:32judges. Yeah, ridiculous. What a waste of time.
- 2:35The state will go first, so we'll have an opportunity
- 2:38to respond to them. But I'm sure there will be
- 2:41a lot of questions from the bench. I would hope
- 2:44there's questions from the bench. Like, why are
- 2:46we wasting our time with this? So this Dijon
- 2:54mustard woman, Dijon, whatever her name is. She
- 2:58was playing against Sophie Cunningham and was
- 3:02ejected after a flagrant two -foul right here.
- 3:10She plays for the Chicago Sky, and frankly, she's
- 3:16an absolute embarrassment to the Chicago Sky.
- 3:20And the Fever coach, Stephanie White, defended
- 3:23Dijon Mustard. And said she's going to compete.
- 3:29No one's going to walk in for an easy layup.
- 3:31So she wasn't opposed to the hard foul. So first
- 3:34of all, you got her getting kicked out for the
- 3:36hard foul and then claiming it was because of
- 3:39white privilege. And then you got the coach.
- 3:42not even defending her own person. This is why
- 3:45the WNBA is a joke. First of all, there are plenty
- 3:48of reasons why there is white privilege in the
- 3:50world. But getting kicked out because of a hard
- 3:52foul, when you claim white privilege on things
- 3:55that aren't white privilege, you make actual
- 3:58white privilege problems look like nothing. It's
- 4:00just like Angel Reese saying that those dolls
- 4:02didn't exist when they did. Mm -hmm. Seeing the
- 4:05WNBA, Chicago's Skyguard, Carrington, posting
- 4:09the phrase, white privilege, And tagging the
- 4:12Indiana Fever. This after she was ejected. She
- 4:15just looks like an annoying woman. Just very
- 4:19sassy. Like she would never shut up. From the
- 4:22game for a flagrant foul on the Fever Sophie
- 4:25Cunningham. It went down like this. Oh yeah,
- 4:37it's totally white privilege. To me, white privilege
- 4:40would be if Sophie Cunningham did it to her and
- 4:42then didn't get ejected. Now you committing a
- 4:44flagrant two like a dirty, rotten moron. Oh my
- 4:51God, she went right across her face. You're just
- 4:54a dumb woman. You're just a moron. You're an
- 4:56embarrassment to Chicago. hey you're so unlikable
- 5:01i'm from chicago and i'm rooting for the freaking
- 5:03pacers i mean the fever whatever all right brooke
- 5:08taylor picks it up from dallas all right we don't
- 5:10need to hear the magna's opinion i just needed
- 5:12a new report i didn't hear she is talking about
- 5:14it she should be charged with assault for trying
- 5:18to take off my wig oh geez i don't even know
- 5:21if that's at this point The WNBA is just real
- 5:26life AI. If you want to look at basketball and
- 5:28go, gee, how can we ruin a league? You just look
- 5:32at Dijon Mustard. That's what I'm going to call
- 5:33this player. Because there's a video of her mocking
- 5:35an Arab taxi driver. So this woman is not innocent.
- 5:39She's not non -racist. She's a dirty, rotten
- 5:42moron. I'm sorry. I know that's mean. You just
- 5:48know that she's insufferable. You know she's
- 5:50the absolute worst. Everyone hates being around
- 5:52her. Everyone's kind of afraid to say it. You
- 5:56can't use the race card every single time, honey.
- 6:00It gets old. Not everything's racist. All right,
- 6:03here she is actually being racist. Oh, he turned
- 6:06his back on me. The scammer life is good. Did
- 6:09he ruin your birthday party? I hope not. You're
- 6:13an annoying hag. Shut up. Y 'all should have
- 6:17brought some in this, in this sir's car. Where
- 6:23is he? You guys. Your wig looks way too long.
- 6:29It's unbelievable. You know when a girl looks
- 6:32hot? She's not bad looking and they have their
- 6:33wig, but it's way too long. It's her. This stuff
- 6:36is crazy. And I had to really expose him in real
- 6:40time? Why? Because you're a stupid Gen Z brat
- 6:43that's never the problem? I'm sure it's all Why
- 6:59do we always have to make things about race?
- 7:07Aren't you exhausted? We are trying and not everybody.
- 7:11I'm trying as a country to speak the truth. Obviously,
- 7:15you have dealt with racism in your life because
- 7:17you're African American. It's unfair. But a taxi
- 7:20driver being rude, that's actually you being
- 7:22racist. Every time you talk bad about white people
- 7:28and assume something about white people, you're
- 7:30being racist against white people because you're
- 7:32a dumb woman. They can get away with trying to
- 7:35just like scare black people by saying, oh, I'm
- 7:38going to call the police. Yeah, I mean, I know
- 7:41you deal with racism. I totally get it. There's
- 7:43been times I've driven around with my black friends
- 7:45and I get pulled over and I drive around with
- 7:47the white people and they don't. I understand
- 7:48all of it. But not everything's white privilege.
- 7:54Okay, and we did nothing wrong, so that's fine.
- 7:56Go ahead and call the police. All right. God,
- 7:59imagine dating her, trying to kick her out of
- 8:00your house after having sex with her. That woman
- 8:02wouldn't leave. She'd be like, bye, I've had
- 8:04enough of you. Here's Savannah James, the side
- 8:13chick of LeBron James. I'm kidding. It says,
- 8:17Italian saleswoman who denied her Hermes appointment
- 8:20was fired. What a brat. One time we went to Milan,
- 8:22they treated us like shit. You know, LeBron cried
- 8:26like a baby. What? We had to fire the lady. I
- 8:31said, we'll be back for you. I'll be right back.
- 8:33All right, I don't need to hear these tags. It's
- 8:43time now, 9 .04, and Governor Mike DeWine is
- 8:46now weighing in on the legal fight between mega
- 8:49gas station Buc -ee's and a small Ohio mini -mart.
- 8:53I'm very curious, because I have not listened
- 8:55to this yet. I'm very curious what Mike DeWine
- 8:57says. Bucky's is suing Beaver's Mini Mart in
- 9:01Beaver Creek, which is near Dayton, claiming
- 9:04that its Beaver logo violates its trademark.
- 9:13Bucky's tells our sister station in Columbus
- 9:15it tried for months to resolve the dispute before
- 9:18filing a federal lawsuit. The company claims
- 9:24the Beaver Creek store, well, their store name,
- 9:27mascot, and branding are too similar to its trademarks.
- 9:30But here's the thing. Are they making brisket
- 9:33inside or just selling Mountain Dew? But Governor
- 9:36DeWine says the fight could sour Ohioans' opinions
- 9:40on Buc -ee's, which opened its first. That's
- 9:43a very good point. I don't know why they're going
- 9:46against when it's opening up in Mansfield. Again,
- 9:49I feel like Buc -ee's is like white trash, Wawa
- 9:51meets Walmart, just a bunch of mutants. Ohio
- 9:54location earlier this year. Working on bursting
- 9:57that bubble when they do some little, little
- 10:00store. You know how awful Bucky's is. They got
- 10:05me agreeing with Mike DeWine. Uh, it's in Beaver
- 10:08Creek, Ohio. Yeah, I agree. To be surprised that...
- 10:13Alright, there you go. We don't even hear more
- 10:15of Mike DeWine, but yeah. The little man, of
- 10:17course, gets screwed again. Like always, isn't
- 10:20it great? Isn't it wonderful? Not at all. Time.
- 10:26What's going on here? Happy Hot Topic! All right,
- 10:31Dennis, see you soon. Well, it's going to take
- 10:32a lot of money to bring the Tampa Bay Rays to
- 10:34Tampa. What a waste of everybody's time and taxpayer
- 10:39money. This team has all the money to pay for
- 10:42it themselves, but they don't want to do it.
- 10:44This team doesn't even want to be in the area.
- 10:47Yeah, we're still talking about it, and everybody
- 10:50in the media is way... Kiss my ass. You stupid
- 10:55race. Except for grass, city council members
- 10:58have questioned if it is really the best use
- 11:00of our local money. Throughout, you don't say,
- 11:03we had the worst hurricane in a century. But
- 11:05no, a baseball team that covered their roof with
- 11:07linen that they got at Joann's Fabrics is a thing
- 11:10we're caring about the last two years. Kiss my
- 11:12ass. The journey, Tampa Metro and West Hills.
- 11:14Think about all the money that would have been
- 11:16put into Shore Acres. Liberal reporter, Shana
- 11:18Williams, has been covering it all. And tonight,
- 11:20Shana's breaking down what... One council member
- 11:22says will change his vote from a yes to a no.
- 11:26Mm -hmm. Councilman Bill Carlson says that he
- 11:30has a new idea. Now, Carlson is one of those
- 11:34council members who has been a little skeptical.
- 11:37You've got to be skeptical. They're a professional
- 11:39team. They don't care about you. They're a business.
- 11:41Mm -hmm. Got the plan from the Rays, but he believes
- 11:44that this one could do the trick. I just don't
- 11:47know why I don't think it's going to happen.
- 11:49I know I haven't had inside info the last three
- 11:51years since not working at Terrible Sports Radio,
- 11:53but... They just never had a deal in Tampa and
- 11:56all of a sudden now everything's dandy. If it
- 11:58happens, I'm wrong. But I'm just telling you
- 12:00there's something real sketchy. What will it
- 12:02take for Tampa to become the home of the Tampa
- 12:04Bay Rays? If there's a way to create a win -win
- 12:07where we can fund the things we need to fund,
- 12:09then I could be in favor of something. I like
- 12:12this guy sticking up for the everyday man against
- 12:15these scumbags. Like that douchebag Ken Babbitt,
- 12:20that pretty boy douche. Councilman Bill Carlson
- 12:23says for him, it's all about the needs of the
- 12:24community. The biggest need we have right now
- 12:27is deferred maintenance. There's no money for
- 12:29roads and sidewalks. Exactly. Thank you. Those
- 12:33are the things that actually matter. Not a baseball
- 12:38team. They could literally do a Klarna payment
- 12:40or a PayPal pay -in -for payment. Parks. And
- 12:43so we need to figure out where we're going to
- 12:44find that money from. Yeah, it's a problem. We're
- 12:47running out of money as a country. Current MLU,
- 12:50the city with $80 million from the community
- 12:52investment tax and $100 million from the Drew
- 12:55Park community. What a waste of money and time.
- 12:58All for a team that will lose in the wild card
- 13:01playoffs. Good. Tricking jobs. Morons. Good job.
- 13:09We're all proud of you. Not really. All right.
- 13:14Oh, Jason. What's going on with this annoying
- 13:19woman right here and her fake relationship? Oh,
- 13:21it's so staged. Oprah Winfrey is making a rare
- 13:27public appearance with Stedman Graham. I didn't
- 13:30even know he was still alive. The running joke,
- 13:31all the boomers. Oh, they're just a private couple.
- 13:35She's totally not gay with, you know, Gayle King.
- 13:39They're just a very private couple. The former
- 13:42daytime TV host steps out with her longtime partner
- 13:45for the 40th anniversary celebration of the Oprah
- 13:47Winfrey show. Oh, yeah. I remember I used to
- 13:51sometimes pretend I was sick so I could listen
- 13:53to Eddie and Jova in a Chicago radio institution
- 13:57that got me into radio. And I would pretend to
- 14:00be sick so I didn't have to go to school. Usually
- 14:02when my dad was going to school. So, my mom,
- 14:06the punishment, though, was like my mom would
- 14:08have Oprah on ABC7. I was like, gosh, this is
- 14:11annoying. Marking the couple's first appearance
- 14:13in nearly a decade. Where's Harvey Weinstein,
- 14:19your best friend? During the event at Navy Pier
- 14:21in Chicago, the two spent quality time with former
- 14:23co - The name of the Instagram account is TheChefArtSmith,
- 14:28but it looks like TheChefArtSmith. and friends
- 14:33with food by Chef Art Smith's restaurant. Fart
- 14:37Smith. Union. Bet that food made everyone fart
- 14:40Smith. Oprah says in a video shared to the restaurant's
- 14:43Instagram account, while Art and Stedman hold
- 14:45up a massive aisle tie with chicken wings. Hey,
- 14:48Art's fried chicken. Just a walking stereotype.
- 14:53Totally not in really in love with gal gang.
- 14:56They're just friends. They hang out more than
- 14:59they do with their husbands. Happy Hot Cabin.
- 15:03Brad Pitt is sharing insight into a dark personal
- 15:06struggle. During an interview with Esquire, published
- 15:09August 10th, the F1 star... It's gotta suck on
- 15:12your conscience that you're dead beat then. Mm
- 15:16-hmm. ...are details that he experienced suicidal
- 15:18ideation that shifted his perspective on mental
- 15:21health. All right. Damn. We're all gonna feel
- 15:25bad for him. Mm -hmm. All right. Mm -hmm. Kate
- 15:30Beckinsale is pushing back against comments about
- 15:33her appearance. Jesus Christ. If you were commenting
- 15:37online about what Kate Beckinsale looks like,
- 15:40not only are you a loser, but you're a liar and
- 15:44a failure. Just before wiping her Instagram account
- 15:47off. Oh, that's our punishment. You say something
- 15:50mean and then she gets in her head and deletes
- 15:52it. Why would you do that to us? You know how
- 15:54we learn. The Pearl Harbor actress addressed
- 15:59online criticism about her weight and shared
- 16:02screenshots of messages. Baby, okay, listen to
- 16:06me. I care about you. I'm very attracted to you.
- 16:10I love older women. I'm gonna tell you, those
- 16:14are haters. Those are losers that would never
- 16:16say it to your face. It drives them nuts how
- 16:19pretty you are. and how little a chance they
- 16:23have with you. Mm -hmm. She received online.
- 16:26In an August 8th Instagram story, Beckinsale
- 16:28reflected on the reason she decided to take several
- 16:32months away from social media. You take a break
- 16:35from Instagram for several months following the
- 16:37death of your mother. Delete. Yeah, it seems
- 16:40a little not ideal to have the death of a mom.
- 16:42All of your posts are explained in some considerable
- 16:45detail, including the fact that weight loss is...
- 16:48one of the very first physical signs of bereavement.
- 16:52I'm sorry, baby, but again, you're giving it
- 16:55all attention. No one would have thought about
- 16:57it. I have horrible people say horrible things
- 17:00to me. I occasionally read it if I'm feeling
- 17:03confident. Usually after working out. But you
- 17:06can't read it. You're Kate freaking Beckinsale.
- 17:10And you're letting the haters get to you, baby.
- 17:14Come on. Alright. This morning, the former boyfriend
- 17:27of Amanda Knox is speaking out about the new
- 17:30controversy surrounding Knox. Can you imagine
- 17:33if everything that Amanda Knox did, if a man
- 17:36did it, and then he started becoming a comedian,
- 17:39oh, he'd be crucified with a semi 6 out of 10
- 17:43pretty female. Shut up. The two were convicted,
- 17:48then later acquitted in the murder and sexual
- 17:51assault of Knox's foreign exchange roommate,
- 17:53Meredith Kircher. You just look at Amanda Knox
- 17:56in those eyes. She's just a crazy woman. Not
- 17:59in a fun way, even though I bet she's good in
- 18:01bed. In Italy 19 years ago. Now, not... That
- 18:04was 19... Jesus Christ. The time is... And now
- 18:10she's having her midlife crisis to be a hack
- 18:12community and dumb woman. Fox is back in the
- 18:15spotlight, hosting a one -woman comedy show.
- 18:18Oh, yeah. It's going to have one person in the
- 18:20crowd. If anybody goes and doesn't get free tickets
- 18:23from a local radio show, you're a loser. I've
- 18:26been trapped in a tragedy box. Yeah, because
- 18:29you're a terrible person. Cartwheel, the show
- 18:32opened Friday in Scotland to a sold -out crowd.
- 18:35Oh, wow. We are living in a time of idiotics.
- 18:39And runs through August 17th. The title refers
- 18:43to claims that Knox did cartwheels in the police
- 18:45station after Kircher's death. Yeah, I can see
- 18:49her doing that. She's a sociopath. And she gets
- 18:54away with this bad behavior because she's a female.
- 18:56Referencing how I was wrongly vilified. No, you
- 18:59were equally vilified. You wouldn't get vilified
- 19:02even more because it was essentially... Early
- 19:04social media, honey. Shut up. In the murder of
- 19:08Meredith. The show is billed as a woman juggling
- 19:11motherhood and the aftermath of a wrongful imprisonment.
- 19:15You know what, honey? Enjoy it. But at least
- 19:19we don't, whoever's listening to me or me talking,
- 19:21we don't have to look ourselves in the mirror
- 19:23and go, man, we're a washed up hag having a midlife
- 19:26crisis with no talent. Go through my inbox. It's
- 19:33dirty, rotten, broad. For Hoppy's Inbox, only
- 19:40on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. This woman seemed
- 19:44to be stalking our profile because there was
- 19:46a video back in, I don't know, December. It was
- 19:50about Billy Ray Cyrus' cloud chasing ex. And
- 19:56it talked about how she used them for money and
- 19:58when she's not able to talk about the man, she
- 20:00has nothing to talk about. I just want to kind
- 20:03of prove my point. She seemed like a woman that
- 20:06lived off the man. Her name is... They go with
- 20:16those land names You might run on five bucks
- 20:27for it too And she said, this is why you don't
- 20:31get paid to share your opinion. Even though I
- 20:34got a $5 raise and I have sponsors that pay me.
- 20:37So my response to this dumb woman was... I actually
- 20:41do, honey. I got a raise and sponsors that pay
- 20:44me per week. Do I make as much as your favorite
- 20:47morning radio host who doesn't care about you
- 20:49or know you exist? No, but I do just fine. And
- 20:53a woman who makes everything about money needs
- 20:56to be avoided. Just like in this video. Have
- 20:59a good day and Godspeed. Yeah, you know if she
- 21:03wasn't living off her boyfriend, she'd be a washed
- 21:06up old hag that couldn't do anything. Mm -hmm.
- 21:09Mm -hmm. That's how it is. A lot of times, these
- 21:12women, when they hear these videos that I do,
- 21:15they kind of get this vibe, like they can relate
- 21:18to it a little bit, because they're the ones
- 21:20sucking off to get ahead. You know she'll be
- 21:27back. Also, she had to use a filter. God, filters
- 21:31are stupid. If you're doing it with your five
- 21:33-year -old kid, it's cool, but if you're a 30
- 21:35-year -old washed -up hag... I don't really think
- 21:38you need it. Just embrace you're going to get
- 21:42old and you're going to hit the wall, if not
- 21:44already. Oh, I know there's probably some listener
- 21:51out there just talking about it. Go on, Ryan,
- 21:55don't forget that story you were going to tell.
- 21:56All right, well, here it is. So in 2010, it was
- 22:00February 2010, the last eight months that my
- 22:04grandpa was alive. The last ever Super Bowl.
- 22:13your typical Chicagoan, and it was a really close
- 22:19game, you all remember the onside kick, and Sean
- 22:24Payton did, he got them to ball, and Payton Manning
- 22:28threw that interception, actually let me load
- 22:32the play so I can describe to you what happened,
- 22:35so my grandpa was eating dinner, correct, yeah,
- 22:39I mean you weren't there, so I'm not lying, but
- 22:42Grandpa was eating dinner and he was done. So
- 22:43he put the food pan at the end of his bed in
- 22:47the nursing home. And there was this very overweight
- 22:50Russian woman named Olga who was blocking the
- 22:54view during this play. So I'm going to reenact
- 22:57my grandpa while the game's on. Hey! Hey, I can
- 23:01see! What's going on, Ryan? Hey! Hey! Hey, Olga!
- 23:14Hey, down in front! Hey, down in front! Hey!
- 23:20Hey, down in front! And then the woman even seemed
- 23:25to take longer. Say it, Douglas! Well, he said
- 23:28it, everybody. Oh, my grandpa. Hey! Hey! Down
- 23:34in front! Hey! My jaw dropped because Olga did
- 23:39not seem to appreciate that. Here's Adam 22 being
- 23:47interviewed by TMZ about drink. Everyone's talking
- 23:53about, you know, Lena going on the dating show
- 23:55with Drake. I mean, when you finally watch the
- 23:57episode... What was going through your head?
- 24:00You know, she told me a couple of things. Like,
- 24:03we discussed the permission slip beforehand.
- 24:06So that was, like, not a surprise. But then when
- 24:09she threw the ring, I don't know. Yeah, you know,
- 24:12that's what happens when you cheat on your wife.
- 24:14Come on. This is what I've noticed. I've cheated
- 24:17with Tampa Party Radio. I've cheated on your
- 24:19wife. And then it's like, where is my wife doing
- 24:21it? There you go. They got needs too. Did feel
- 24:25a little something for a moment there. Like,
- 24:27damn, you really had to take a dump on our relationship
- 24:31right there. Like, I don't know. I was not sure
- 24:34where he was going with that. A little something
- 24:36for a moment there. Like, damn, you really had
- 24:38to take a dump on our relationship right there.
- 24:41Like, I don't know. We had to have a conversation
- 24:43about that. But ultimately, you know, that's
- 24:45my baby. I love her. Sounds delightful. Relationship
- 24:50calls, a marriage we all want to be in. My fella,
- 24:53she went a little over the line with that move.
- 24:55I might be doing pretty good financially these
- 24:57days, but I bought that ring back when money
- 25:00was a little bit harder to come by, you know?
- 25:02So it means a lot to me. Yeah, that's the thing.
- 25:05The relationship's about money. The hall pass,
- 25:09a lot of it. But the money. Let me, let me, let
- 25:14me, one second. Adam 22 is not Jewish. He's Irish
- 25:23and German. Just had to check. Here is everyone's
- 25:30favorite bust down. Joy Taylor talking about
- 25:32alpha males. What's an alpha male? Like, you
- 25:34guys are... Half the people you had sex with
- 25:37to get ahead in life? Mm -hmm. bootlicking weirdo
- 25:41groupies. Yeah, treating women like shit. But
- 25:44you do it because other men tell you to do it.
- 25:46Exactly. It's all to impress other men. I can't
- 25:49think of anything. Like if you want to talk about
- 25:53a sissy. All right, dang. A sissy. The T is if
- 25:59you work in the entertainment industry. You are
- 26:02sucking off everybody. To get ahead. Without
- 26:06giving head. I have really no redeeming talents.
- 26:19Yesterday, you know how I said it was hump day?
- 26:22Mm -hmm. But it actually wasn't. Well, if you're
- 26:25listening in Fresno, a day later, it's Thursday.
- 26:28But as we're recording, it's hump day. Mm -hmm.
- 26:32And I hope everybody gets their rocks off. Everybody
- 26:36has a good time tonight. And then after you finish,
- 26:40I turn on Hoppy Hour. And now, back to the Hoppy
- 26:46Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All
- 26:54kids out of the pool for adult swim. All kids
- 26:58out. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep
- 27:06begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And those
- 27:12are his good qualities. A sick person with a
- 27:15powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
- 27:19three, go. Yeah! Door is closing. Hi, this is
- 27:44Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy
- 27:47Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
- 27:55Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If I hit this button,
- 27:59boom, the whole program's gonna start. Okay,
- 28:01wait. All right. All right. Something completely
- 28:22different. Stop lacking any meat. And that's
- 28:25what real women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop
- 28:30cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy.
- 28:36Hoppy. Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
- 29:18If you are a Nepo baby, you will probably hate
- 29:21it but still listen to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
- 29:44The sun came out of St. Petersburg and it hit
- 29:48like truth White on the windshield in the booth
- 29:52with the noose Six, nine in the frame and the
- 29:56whole room lean. Riding on the mic trying to
- 29:59keep it clean. Talking sex and dates and the
- 30:01celeb lies too. World on the line when the red
- 30:04light blew. But the glare got in like I thought
- 30:08you can't shake. And the smile got thin with
- 30:12every hour awake. The sun came out in St. Petersburg.
- 30:27Oh yeah, you know what's happening? The sun came
- 30:32out. I've been loving it. You know how I live
- 30:38off the sunshine. In a way, it's kind of like
- 30:42how I love sex. Throwback hip hop. 8 -5 -6. 49
- 30:50Hoppy. It's 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You
- 30:57can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. Oh, you can
- 31:03see him on me. RyanHoppyRadio .com Alright, enough
- 31:10of that. I was not... I don't know, man. I have
- 31:14been staying up way too late. Just, I just, man,
- 31:19I don't know what I have in, like, I don't think
- 31:22it's a midlife crisis, but there's something
- 31:23going on where, like, every time I go to bed,
- 31:27I just feel like, I don't know, just wishy -washy.
- 31:30Mm -hmm. Done. It's so awesome. DMing LP Radio,
- 31:35my hero. Mm -hmm, mm -hmm. So cool getting a
- 31:38little notification. I don't know why I said
- 31:40that. Oh, we got to go through Hoppy's inbox.
- 31:45Is this mic even on? Did I even begin to show?
- 31:47Is there any point to this? I don't know. I'm
- 31:49just a cat. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only
- 31:54on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh yeah, so yesterday
- 31:57I was texting my aunt. And after a few texts,
- 32:04she gave my comment a like. And I said in the
- 32:08text, Are you bushy? I meant to say busy. Busy.
- 32:13And my aunt said, I'm not busy or bushy. Ah,
- 32:19that cracked me up. It's also kind of strange.
- 32:23I need to start texting a little slur. Also,
- 32:27I posted my picture with Tori Black. And Brian
- 32:34Gray says, holy half, one of the best. And my
- 32:37friend who's gay, Phillip Walker said, I don't
- 32:40know who that is. I said, yeah, it's not really
- 32:43your genre. By the way, I think there needs to
- 32:55be some honesty on dance. Just in general. Hear
- 32:59from all my friends. Oh, this girl didn't look
- 33:02like what she said she was going to look like
- 33:04on the date. I think. Now, if AI could do this,
- 33:08this would be cool. But... I think we need to
- 33:11stop lying to ourselves about what we're going
- 33:14to look like. What I mean is, whatever your outfit
- 33:19on the first day it is, if it looks raggedy or
- 33:23not, don't post the pictures of you at the EDM
- 33:26festival. That's you like once a year. No, I
- 33:30just post whatever you're going to look like.
- 33:34Because I'm telling you, when you lie to us.
- 33:39I always thought it was weird. I don't know.
- 33:43I was talking to my friend about this. Something
- 33:44I randomly wrote down. I thought it was weird
- 33:47how we or how people on Mississippi call every
- 33:50soda Coke. How do you separate it? Could I have
- 33:53a Coke? Which one? Not to do. I don't know. Makes
- 33:56no sense. So on this show, we do a Tampa Bay
- 34:00News. But the thing with Tampa Bay News is the
- 34:05fact that we do it at the end. And a lot of people,
- 34:07I mean, an average of, It's funny how it's 70
- 34:10minutes. People listen between 70 to 90 minutes
- 34:14of the show, and sometimes it's 100 minutes,
- 34:16and so they might not have heard it. So I want
- 34:18to make sure this topic gets heard loud and proud,
- 34:21so it's time to bash a Duke Young regime. Mm
- 34:24-hmm. Happy Hot Topic! Tonight, the power struggle
- 34:30is heating up between Duke Energy and the city
- 34:33of St. Petersburg. Man, Duke Energy is a bunch
- 34:35of douchebags. They love to pound their chest
- 34:38and tell you how much they've done for us. That's
- 34:42the bare freaking minimum. That's like a bank
- 34:46teller saying, I gave you the money. I did my
- 34:48job. We're Duke now warning the city there could
- 34:52be serious financial and legal consequences if
- 34:55a new franchise agreement isn't reached. What
- 34:57about your asswives? You know that's not true.
- 34:59They're just throwing a bunch of threats out
- 35:00just because they want to have the city resign.
- 35:05Here's the problem. We waited way too long. I
- 35:09mean, it was last August I was covering how they
- 35:11were going to do, like, you know, some sort of...
- 35:15independent electrical company. And the time
- 35:18flew by and we spent all the time on a freaking
- 35:20lame baseball team like the Rays. That don't
- 35:26even want to be in the area. And we spend our
- 35:30time on them. And then the year goes by and we
- 35:33go, oh yeah, I forgot about the Duke thing. Thanks,
- 35:36guys. Then Tampa Bay News reporter Andy Payton
- 35:39joins us now from Duke's headquarters in St.
- 35:40Pete. And Andy, this is a bit of a change, of
- 35:43course, from what we originally heard. Yeah,
- 35:46when this franchise agreement originally expired,
- 35:48Duke had told its customers that they wouldn't
- 35:50feel a difference. Yeah, Duke lies. Because they're
- 35:53lying scumbags. That's why. They're douchebags.
- 35:58But new communication tonight shows that the
- 36:01city certainly could. Tonight. Oh, yeah. It's
- 36:05Duke energy. The most expensive service in the
- 36:09country. Screw you, bitches. Duke Energy putting
- 36:12the pressure on the city of St. Petersburg, saying
- 36:15in a letter to Mayor Ken Welch that the power
- 36:17company could stop paying the city roughly $50
- 36:20million a year. Oh, maybe that's why the cities
- 36:25want to keep the power company. Because they're
- 36:28being paid. and franchise fees and utility taxes
- 36:33unless a new franchise agreement is reached.
- 36:36I think we just figured out why they don't want
- 36:38to start an independent company. They're like,
- 36:40oh, we don't want to pay the $600 ,000 it would
- 36:43take to investigate if we can do it. Man, you
- 36:45all suck. You're all terrible. It comes just
- 36:49two weeks after the 30 -year franchise agreement
- 36:52between Duke and the city expired. As the city
- 36:55continues to explore cutting ties with the electric
- 36:57company. Yeah, we waited way too... I think they
- 37:00forgot about it. I don't think they remembered.
- 37:03And running its own electric utility. Yeah, you
- 37:06should have started, I don't know, in October
- 37:08with a blueprint. Get the blue to get the...
- 37:11chat gbt ai logo by january and call today get
- 37:15the licensing get the uh make sure it's trademarked
- 37:18and then launch it but you just did nothing but
- 37:20talk about the rays and flat cameras i have concerns
- 37:23about this um you know what's going out to study
- 37:27from the very beginning city council member copley
- 37:29gertis believes the letter is concerning of these
- 37:33bitches. And that not signing a franchise agreement
- 37:36now could leave the city exposed, with Duke saying
- 37:40it may no longer protect St. Pete in any lawsuits
- 37:43that arise involving its equipment. So now the
- 37:46city of St. Pete cares. They didn't care when
- 37:49it was affecting the average Joe with the high
- 37:51prices, but now they care. It's just every city
- 37:56council member. Showing us their true signs.
- 37:59Questions just aren't a good thing, especially
- 38:02going into the middle of hurricane season. That's
- 38:05good. Let's just say the H word. Shut up. So
- 38:08freaking sick of this. Bowing down to Duke. How
- 38:11pathetic. All right. That wasn't the most delightful
- 38:15way to begin the show. I mean, it was good. It
- 38:18was a good say. I mean, we're all hanging out.
- 38:22But I don't want to be a negative five the whole
- 38:24time, even though I usually am. So here's what
- 38:27we're going to do. Are you ready to hear what
- 38:29we're going to do? We're going to come back at
- 38:31half the hour. Oh yeah, it's going to be a good
- 38:33segment. We're going to be laughing, dancing,
- 38:36all of that. And we're going to get, I think,
- 38:39started. You know? Right after these words. Half
- 38:49the hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for Poppy in
- 38:58the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Poppy Hour will
- 39:05be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
- 39:08Whenever we're going outside, um... All I smell
- 39:12is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And
- 39:16you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
- 39:19well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
- 39:22fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
- 39:28so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
- 39:31what real women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop
- 39:35cussing. It looks like you went and got a...
- 39:38job not on the ipad screen whatever the case
- 39:41might be in your hand and a sock you know whatever
- 39:43like thank you but also i would love to be getting
- 39:47railed but as a reminder if you don't feel like
- 39:50listening to this next song you can skip over
- 39:52it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in
- 39:55his selection so stick around folks oh yeah let
- 39:58me press this button right here don't worry fresno
- 40:02hoppy hour will be right back We got a banger
- 40:06out here that's going to get the club going.
- 40:09Here's Soulja Boy with S .O .D. Money Gang. We'll
- 40:12be back in four minutes. S .O .D. Money Gang.
- 40:32S is for Stats, OD is for Own Debt, S -O -D,
- 40:36Money Gang, Demand, I Respect S -O -S -O -D,
- 40:40S -O -S -O -D, S -O -S -O -D, S -O -S -O -D,
- 40:43S -O -S -O -D S is for Stacks, OD is for Home
- 40:49Debt S .O .D. Money Gang demand I respect S .O
- 40:54.D. S .O .S .O .D. S .O .S .O .D. S .O .S .O
- 40:58.D. S .O .S .O .D. S .O .S .O .D. S .O .D. Money
- 41:02Gang, yeah, it's time to rip the sick Got the
- 41:05budget for your music video around my neck I
- 41:08demand my respect, so I do it for the fans Soulja
- 41:12Boy is so fly, he can drive with no hands I write
- 41:16my own rap, so I don't care if they don't strike.
- 41:19Nigga, I'm so rich that I valet park my bike.
- 41:23Damn! Old boy tell him, pour it up in a new drop.
- 41:27The hell is that, man? I decapitated the rooftop.
- 41:41S -O -S -O -D S -O -S -O -D S -O -S -O -D S -O
- 41:50-S -O -D S .O .S .O .D. S .O .S .O .D. My chain
- 42:04so wavy that it gave my neck spells. My rhyme
- 42:08so wild I gave her an ear gasp. Bird feather
- 42:12seat so you know that it tickle. Riding in the
- 42:16wheel, same color as a vehicle. My car change
- 42:19colors every time I turn through. When I'm out
- 42:22of traffic like the red light turn blue. And
- 42:26criticize my swag before my album getting on.
- 42:29Buzz, I talk the dime, P. Cinderella, Pocahontas.
- 42:37S is for stats. O -D is for home. S -O -D, money
- 42:42can't demand our respect. S -O -S -O -D. S -O
- 42:46-S -O -D. S -O -S -O -D. S -O -S -O -D. S -O
- 42:50-S -O -D. S -O -S -O -D S -O -S -O -D S -O -S
- 43:04-O -D S .O .S .O .G. Little did I notice, ain't
- 43:30no boy so conceited. Sour -collar par, now the
- 43:34haters gettin' heated. S is for Stacks, O -D
- 43:42is for Own Debt. S -O -D, money, gang, demand,
- 43:46I respect. S -O -S -O -D, S -O -S -O -D, S -O
- 43:50-S -O -D, S -O -S -O -D. S is for Stacks, O -D
- 43:57is for Own Debt. Oh yeah, we have exactly one
- 44:21month. So the NFL returns. 28 days. Four weeks.
- 44:32And are we all excited? Mm -hmm. So Adam Venetieri
- 44:41made a joke about Bill Belichick at his Hall
- 44:46of Fame speech. And I got roasted for it and
- 44:50had to say sorry. Is that how easily offended
- 44:53we are as bitches? When Bill Belichick's dating
- 44:59someone more than three times his age? We're
- 45:03all a bunch of wussies on this planet. And I
- 45:08will have that and more. But first... That's
- 45:20what it sounds like when I climax. Repeat those
- 45:28last few statements about Coach Bill Belichick
- 45:31as well. Thank you for demanding excellence every
- 45:34single day. Your preparation, discipline, and
- 45:37attention to detail shaped far more than my football
- 45:40career. Unfortunately, Bill couldn't make it
- 45:43here today. There's a lot going on at UNC right
- 45:46now. He may be on a recruiting trip right now
- 45:49looking for the next Lawrence Taylor. I thought
- 45:51it was because training camp had already started.
- 45:53But in truth, it's because he's judging his girlfriend's
- 45:56cheerleading competition. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- 45:59Ha, ha, ha, ha. Pat McAfee's here in the crowd
- 46:02today. Great to see you, brother. The only person
- 46:08who enjoyed holding my balls more than my wife.
- 46:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, my God. No way. No way.
- 46:22She held for me in the offseason when everyone
- 46:25else was gone. Get that right. Oh, man, we're
- 46:31a bunch of pansies. This is amazing. That's freaking
- 46:34amazing. And then there's this holding balls.
- 46:37For more than 55 years, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader's
- 46:41iconic blue and white look has remained largely
- 46:43unchanged. Until now. The DCC introducing a little
- 46:54more sparkle by adding an official earring to
- 46:57the uniform. First time ever. Partnering with
- 47:06Austin, Texas -based jeweler Kendra Scott. I
- 47:09can't describe to you how much of a hot -ass
- 47:12woman. I'd paint that face like a Picasso. What
- 47:18they're calling the Bella Silver Stud. All right,
- 47:21there you go. Did I not put on that last? AOC
- 47:27is now single. I thought she was single, man.
- 47:32I didn't know she was single. day in a ginger.
- 47:35Mm -hmm. I mean, it's fine. Yeah, whenever a
- 47:38hot -ass girl's out in the back, like she was
- 47:40at that Puerto Rican festival at Momdy, whatever
- 47:42the name is, stupid New York City mayor, even
- 47:45though it's nice to have a millennial politician
- 47:46for once. Mm -hmm. Yeah, when she was out there,
- 47:49it wasn't like he was... Um, Kaylee Conkelb's
- 47:56mom, the victim of the murder of Brian Kohlberger.
- 48:01Said she'll never forgive him. Whoa, whoa, Vicky,
- 48:07the weird -ass streamer, is going to give clavicular
- 48:10relationship counseling. I mean, they're just
- 48:14running that racket. Porn star Breezy Bree found
- 48:19safe. Oh, thank God. I was so worried. I was
- 48:24going through the halls of work going, have you
- 48:25guys heard about Breezy Bree? And then I went
- 48:27to HR. I forgot something in HR. I'm kidding.
- 48:30Tiffany Haddish pleads guilty in Georgia to a
- 48:33DUI but gets an out jail time. And Suge Knight
- 48:37says there's many more people besides Keith D.
- 48:40that murdered Tupac. Trader Joe's is recalling
- 48:45salmonella brownies. Angelina Jolie says she'll
- 48:50never respect a bread pit. And Chris Watts has
- 48:53a new girlfriend, that murderer, her new fiance.
- 48:56She's a hot piece of ass with purple hair like
- 48:58a psychopath. She probably puts on makeup while
- 49:03watching a Bailey. What is the name of that murderer,
- 49:06girl? I'm freaking anxious to watch that. Bailey
- 49:10Murder Makeup Podcast. Bailey Syrian. Yeah, my
- 49:14ex would have that shit on and be like, the woman's
- 49:16head was chopped off right after she was raped.
- 49:18My ex is putting makeup on her face. I'm like,
- 49:20dear God, do you have issues? NBA Youngboy says
- 49:26he does not talk to his mom. I think my relationship
- 49:35with my mom. Describe why I'm a deadbeat dad.
- 49:40Because I don't know how to love. This dude has
- 49:4411 kids and then like two that are probably his
- 49:46and then probably other ones. He's got super
- 49:49spam. It used to be a big part of my anger. That's
- 49:58how I told myself like it's just certain shit
- 49:59you can't fix. I didn't know what he sounded
- 50:02like. His music's dreadful. He's got a better
- 50:04talking voice than music. Certain people you're
- 50:07not going to just bond with in the way that you
- 50:11expect or the way that you would desire. Yeah,
- 50:14desire. I desire. Now he's living like in Japan.
- 50:18Try hiding or something. I mean, all that smack
- 50:21talking. He did. I would hide as well. I would
- 50:28hide. Oh, it's going on in manga. According to
- 50:32an arrest affidavit obtained by TMZ Lauren Boebert's
- 50:35son, Tyler Boebert, Cash is a freaking loser.
- 50:41He actually used the n -word during sexually
- 50:44charged texts. Oh yeah, just another good guy.
- 50:48Tied to his child's exploitation case. Gross.
- 50:52This is a woman telling us about morals. The
- 50:58docs are related to Tyler's recent arrest for
- 51:00allegedly recording a sex tape back in 2024.
- 51:04He was 18 and his then girlfriend was 17, just
- 51:07two weeks shy of her 18th birthday. The docs
- 51:11say the 43 second sexually explicit clip. He
- 51:16only lasted 43 seconds. I've been there before,
- 51:20but the girl was legal because she was like 30
- 51:22years older than me. Was sent to his then girlfriend's
- 51:25ex -boyfriend. Oh, that's not going to go over
- 51:28well, seeing your ex get plowed for 46 seconds.
- 51:31Although, if that guy was someone that goes to
- 51:33pound town, he'd be like, man, I used to last
- 51:35longer. Which led to her going to the cops. Sounds
- 51:38good. Things are going real well. I watched this
- 51:44woman last night. Well, not exactly last night,
- 51:47but... It's Brandy Love talking about a boat
- 51:49accident. Oh yeah, she does like wearing that
- 51:53captain's hat. Three years and a month and it
- 51:55still feels oddly like it was yesterday. It's
- 52:00so weird hearing her voice and not talking about
- 52:02banging her stepson. I was in Corfu. They rented
- 52:06an 80 -foot yacht. Absolutely unbelievable surprise.
- 52:11Beautiful ship. Water's crystal clear. There's
- 52:14gorgeous boats everywhere. They were probably
- 52:17filming a porn. Everywhere. I had had the most
- 52:21spectacular day of my life. Everything kind of
- 52:24took a turn. When we jumped off the boat, went
- 52:27to swim to the beach. They didn't want to, the
- 52:31captain didn't want. I can't stop looking at
- 52:33her boobs. To anchor. No idea why. And when he
- 52:37got about eight feet away, first mate came down
- 52:41and told me to get up on the boat. Handed a flipper.
- 52:45One hand on the ladder, and my left leg got sucked
- 52:48under the book. Oh, yeah! And that's not the
- 52:51usual sucking that comes from you. When I reached
- 52:53down, hoping that I was just going to feel a
- 52:55lump, like a bruise, my entire thigh, my entire
- 53:00quadriceps was severed. I hope you're okay. Blueface
- 53:09was out to eat, and they thought he was smoking.
- 53:12Oh, my God! Are you guys smoking over here? Smoking?
- 53:16Yeah, I can smell it. We had to move them over
- 53:19here. Are you guys smoking at the table? What?
- 53:21You got a serious question? I'm standing right
- 53:24here. You got a serious question. I'm just asking.
- 53:26You're asking the wrong table, buddy. That's
- 53:31disrespectful. That's bad service. We need to
- 53:34come and ask this out. It does seem like a little
- 53:37bit of profiling. Yeah. They're probably just
- 53:40hop arcs. What do you say? Yeah, just assume
- 53:46the number. Christina Ronaldo's engaged. I probably
- 53:50still didn't cheat. Michael B. Jordan was out
- 53:55on a date at Six Flags with Ray. People are like,
- 53:59are they not dating? You can be out somewhere
- 54:01or nothing. You can still just be out with each
- 54:04other. Hmm. Monica McNutt keeps talking bad about
- 54:12Kaelin Clark. That Dirty Rod and Broad doesn't
- 54:14like Kaelin Clark. And she doesn't like the woman
- 54:17unknown as Taylor Swift. I don't know why. Do
- 54:23Taylor Swift and Kaelin Clark have anything in
- 54:26common? I can't figure that out. Blueface says
- 54:29Navea should have greeted him instead of acting
- 54:31like she didn't know he was cheating. Be nice.
- 54:34Okay. Greet me. Give me a kiss. Welcome back.
- 54:59Here's what I want to tell you is that if you're
- 55:00trying to outsource anything to the church shame
- 55:03obligation duty scripture I did love just going
- 55:09to the bathroom for like 15 minutes in church.
- 55:11Already lost the game because that's just not.
- 55:13Whatever. What's going on here? What's going
- 55:16on with this washed up hag? You know, Joy Taylor.
- 55:19Notice when she was on Fox Sports, she looked
- 55:20like she was about to do a porno. Now she looks
- 55:23like she's about to go to a library. I think
- 55:24some version of therapy is important for everyone.
- 55:28Oh, yeah. You know, she's in major therapy. Retelling
- 55:32her stories. Oh, man. Oh, the stars. At some
- 55:41point in your life. Whatever. Get therapy on
- 55:43her. She's freaking weird. She's a weird chick,
- 55:47isn't she? She's very, I don't know, wishy -washy.
- 55:50I wouldn't trust her with my life. I wouldn't
- 55:53trust her to help me at all. Here's Jenna's star,
- 55:58who's a very good porn star. Meeting one of the
- 56:02performers she looked up to changed her perspective.
- 56:05Mm -hmm. Where's some of the porn people that
- 56:08you kind of like look up to? Has anybody like
- 56:10helped you along the way? Are you just kind of
- 56:13still navigating it by yourself? You're having
- 56:14sex on camera. It's not a help along the way.
- 56:17You're having the most basic human thing. Shut
- 56:20up. Have you worked with some people that's kind
- 56:23of helped you out? It's a lot of self navigating.
- 56:26Okay. I don't have. I mean, I probably did look
- 56:30up to some people. Oh, yeah. That was on the
- 56:32ground. And then when I met him in person, it
- 56:35changed everything. Yeah, it sucks. It had to
- 56:37happen on the radio. It ain't great. Two things
- 56:40you should never do for a girl that's not your
- 56:44girlfriend. If you actually want her to stay
- 56:46interested in you, you need to avoid making either
- 56:49of these mistakes. First, don't alter your schedule
- 56:52for her. Don't cancel plans with your friends.
- 56:55Don't keep your calendar wide open just in case
- 56:57she's free. Don't do that. Adrian Brown is here
- 57:02talking about thousands of dollars. Shit just
- 57:05be crazy. Everybody in need. I'm about to do
- 57:09a couple more favors, then I'm going back to
- 57:11being broke, man. Yeah, you got to be careful,
- 57:14Adrian Brown. People are using you for your money.
- 57:19A cop got excited after pulling over Rod Wave.
- 57:23I don't know who you are, man. You got some license
- 57:27on you, bro. Where the hell? I hate that sound.
- 57:43I got Rod Wave pulled over, bro. I swear, he
- 57:54tried to take off on me a little bit. I was going,
- 57:57hey, I had to catch him. He was like, bro, you
- 57:58know what's going on with the rappers. I know
- 58:00who you are. I ain't going to give it to you
- 58:03for the speed we was going. Give you see what
- 58:04I shot you. It was only 83. It's not a super
- 58:06speed. All right. Wow. Only 83. It must be nice.
- 58:12And unlike Brittany Runner or Selena Powell.
- 58:16I mean, I'm sure Brittany Runner sucked off to
- 58:19get out of a ticket. Unlike Selena Paul, Rod
- 58:23Wave didn't have to perform anything. What an
- 58:26awful joke. If you have to redo the punchline
- 58:29four times, you probably should just admit defeat.
- 58:33NBA Youngboy says he's not focused on his music.
- 58:37I don't think I can play that because of copyright,
- 58:43but he's stupid anyway. We're going to play this
- 58:45uninterrupted. It's Chris Farley giving dating
- 58:48advice of picking up women at the mall in the
- 58:5090s. Sometimes you got to get them a little sympathetic.
- 58:54Let them feel sorry for you, right? Watch this
- 58:58approach. Excuse me, how are you guys doing?
- 59:00I was wondering if you could start this orange
- 59:04for me. He needs them to open up an orange. They're
- 59:11not open up a, you know, like peel it. That's
- 59:13what I'm trying to say. Nails are all bit off
- 59:15because I get so nervous, you know, all the time.
- 59:18I don't know why. If you could just start it
- 59:20and then we could, uh, maybe get it together.
- 59:23I was wondering if you could tell me where the
- 59:25short and... What's weird is I feel like the
- 59:28people know it's Chris Farley because there's
- 59:30a camera. ...Courtney men's clothing store is.
- 59:33Well, I was wondering if you know where I could
- 59:34get some aloe vera lotion. I got quite a burn
- 59:38going. Oh, there he is taking off his shirt and
- 59:40showing off his nipples. That's a little sexual
- 59:42harassment if I've ever seen some. Right here
- 59:44in this region. My body's made for pleasure.
- 59:47I'm falling helplessly hopelessly deeply in love
- 59:49with you. No. Really? It happens to us sometimes.
- 59:55All right, there you go. It's kind of funny until
- 59:57the sexual harassment. Oh, yeah. I spanked it
- 1:00:05to this woman. here's Miss Danny talking about
- 1:00:09preparing for a scene and it's Ms. Danny, Ms.
- 1:00:13And I'm like, what are you just like anal person?
- 1:00:15Like you just put it in your, in your booty hole
- 1:00:17without getting your permission. Okay. Wait,
- 1:00:22don't get me wrong. I was like, okay, let's try
- 1:00:25this again because I'm really trying to try my
- 1:00:27butthole because I'm a pretty crass show. And
- 1:00:31even that was a little uncomfortable. Even that
- 1:00:34I was like, all right, we'll be careful. If attraction
- 1:00:37is the lever, let's talk about what potentially
- 1:00:39can kill it. First thing is just physical neglect.
- 1:00:43Maybe you stopped caring about yourself. You
- 1:00:45got fat. You stopped working out. You look like
- 1:00:47you've given up. You look like a guy who doesn't
- 1:00:49respect himself. I don't know about the women
- 1:00:51when they're laying on the couch, farting on
- 1:00:54the couch, watching TV. Only 99 days until GTA
- 1:00:576 comes out. Here's Dame Dash. Getting asked
- 1:01:06if Jay -Z can make a comeback. Jay do a comeback
- 1:01:09album. Can he come back? Can he put out an album?
- 1:01:12Rappers are not supposed to come back at 60.
- 1:01:15Ah, here's a real question. Can Dame Dash do
- 1:01:18an interview without talking about Jay -Z like
- 1:01:21a cloud -chasing loser? You got nothing else.
- 1:01:28Alright, I'm stupid. Here's Brittany Renner saying
- 1:01:32when she only dates rich men while laying against
- 1:01:34the wall at a gym. You see yourself dating an
- 1:01:36average guy or they got to be known and rich.
- 1:01:38I done did already too many. I done did my charity
- 1:01:42work for the lifetime. And that's why you're
- 1:01:45single at 34 is because men can read right through
- 1:01:48you and the simps are the ones paying for your
- 1:01:49bills. So Brittany Renner, you just hold on yourself.
- 1:01:52That's why you're going to die alone. You're
- 1:01:54an old hag. It's time for Hoppy in the morning.
- 1:02:10RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour will be right
- 1:02:13back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
- 1:02:16we're going outside, all I smell is poop. We
- 1:02:21also need to be affectionate. And you can see
- 1:02:24that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do
- 1:02:27a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. The
- 1:02:32semen was so big. It's not lacking any meat.
- 1:02:37And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.
- 1:02:43It looks like you went and got a... job not on
- 1:02:46the ipad screen whatever the case might be in
- 1:02:49your hand and a sock you know whatever like thank
- 1:02:51you but also i would love to be getting railed
- 1:02:55but as a reminder if you don't feel like listening
- 1:02:58to this next song you can skip over it but ryan
- 1:03:01hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in his selection
- 1:03:03so stick around folks don't worry fresno the
- 1:03:08hour will be right back yeah here's wabby with
- 1:03:11gangsters i want to be i'll be back I always
- 1:03:19do this because I'm doing so much at once. If
- 1:03:22this was a radio show, they'd be freaking out.
- 1:03:24I mean, it is a radio show, but some morning
- 1:03:26radio shows freak out when there's dead air.
- 1:03:28I had YouTube muted. I take two. Here's who I
- 1:03:31be. Gangsta as I want to be. I do this straight
- 1:03:49for the hood, so this one straight for the wood
- 1:03:51I do this straight for the trip, so this one
- 1:03:54straight for the feel From Mayfair to the mall,
- 1:03:56this shit for all y 'all This for my ZZ bars,
- 1:03:59Dixie make a little gnaw This is we keepin' it
- 1:04:02real, cause they a god in this bar Ed Block and
- 1:04:05Gigi, Chris got they fuck whippin' Some of them
- 1:04:08bars in the city, and the bar just lost a few
- 1:04:10niggas You know the South, baby, Jack ain't got
- 1:04:12some big timers in there My nigga Bootsy be actin',
- 1:04:15I see him signin' from here You know me, I'm
- 1:04:18a LeBron -er, so if I blow my career I'm goin'
- 1:04:20straight to that open cell, throw from blank
- 1:04:22to the nil I'm feelin' drop a new album if I
- 1:04:25ever come in a minute I know my homies from Palace
- 1:04:28Park gon' get bucked when they hit it But that's
- 1:04:30that purple I spell it, quit playin' games, let
- 1:04:32me hit it You must've went up off off, then played
- 1:04:35this shit for the beat I'm a real hood savage,
- 1:04:37so me, I'm lively and chillin' On my head to
- 1:04:56our feet, from the street to the street We all
- 1:04:58can't stop that, we wanna be We all can't stop
- 1:05:02that, we wanna be We all can't stop that, we
- 1:05:06wanna be On my head to our feet, from the street
- 1:05:10to the street We all can't stop that, we wanna
- 1:05:13be If you try We are KCL! Shit in my vein, man,
- 1:07:09the streets know my name I'm on top of my game,
- 1:07:12I'm just tryna maintain Gave my niggas the block,
- 1:07:15gave my cousin the glide I just bought a new
- 1:07:18child, that bitch too non -stop You can go get
- 1:07:21the cop, man, that bitch can get by See it all
- 1:07:24in my face, I give a fuck about the case I'ma
- 1:07:27hit it in the race, niggas back, pick up the
- 1:07:29pace And if this is for me, then we're out of
- 1:07:32here I'ma hate you, I'll be from this day to
- 1:07:54the future We are getting up and we are gonna
- 1:07:57be alright DOOR IS CLOSING Me, I, Javi. Javi
- 1:09:06Hour. Javi Hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it
- 1:09:14is. The most recent radio show on the planet.
- 1:09:18And the other stations are tuned in too. Javi
- 1:09:22Hour. Well, not that he needs to, but Michael
- 1:09:46B. Jordan knows how to impress. Oh, yeah. Michael
- 1:09:51B. Jordan definitely has that beauty. He was
- 1:09:58on a date with Ray. Oh, yeah. And it was magic.
- 1:10:06Michael B. Jordan at Six Flags Magic Mountain
- 1:10:08with Ray, the UK singer. Is she big enough to
- 1:10:10go by just one name? I thought it was the dating
- 1:10:14app celebrity. I thought it was Ray J. That'd
- 1:10:21be a cute little African -American girl. Mark
- 1:10:26Zuckerberg is under fire. Loser. Mark Zuckerberg,
- 1:10:30you may be successful. Maybe one of the most
- 1:10:32revolutionary people ever, even though you copied
- 1:10:34the idea of Facebook. But you're always going
- 1:10:36to be a loser. Just a loser. Because his yacht
- 1:10:42failed to pick up some stranded boater. I had
- 1:10:47a fuel. Meanwhile, Mark's 387 foot yacht that
- 1:10:51cost 300 million bucks just. God, he's a twat.
- 1:10:53Kept chugging on along. This is so stupid. Why?
- 1:10:56You would just never pick someone up that's a
- 1:10:58stranger. Be a good Samaritan. What if they're
- 1:11:01pirates? The guy ran out of gas. And next thing
- 1:11:03you know, he's the captain now. Kylie Jenner's
- 1:11:0929th birthday. There was a ton of guests in attendance.
- 1:11:12Gosh, is that a piece of ass? Kim was there.
- 1:11:15Khloe was there. Man, is it crazy? It feels like
- 1:11:18it was like, oh. There's jokes about her turning
- 1:11:2018 11 years ago now. It's like, wow, you're almost
- 1:11:2230. Kendall was there. Apparently, Tristan was
- 1:11:25there, too. There was a bikini cake. Oh, yeah.
- 1:11:29I'd eat that. Kylie Jenner's part. All right,
- 1:11:32so they had a cake. Good. Here's Dean McRae getting
- 1:11:36confronted by Austin McBroom about Sasuaka. Streaming
- 1:11:41at his. House. What a sentence. Hey, no disrespect.
- 1:11:44I don't know who your boy is, but he's saying
- 1:11:46he's streaming on y 'all ingest. Who? Sauce Walker.
- 1:11:50I know, I know. I let you guys do it. I don't
- 1:11:53really know him. I told DeeDee to cut it. I told
- 1:11:55Leon to cut it. He just got to cut it. Yeah,
- 1:11:57Sauce Walker. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be on
- 1:12:02streaming either. The only stream I do is like
- 1:12:05six times a day when I piss. That's the only
- 1:12:09streaming you'll see from me. Unless you consider
- 1:12:12me re -airing my show very soon on Kick, then
- 1:12:14that is streaming. But, like, showing my face,
- 1:12:17walking around St. Pete, I know, again, I would
- 1:12:21feel like such a douche. Speaking of douche,
- 1:12:24we all know young boy, NBA young boy, talked
- 1:12:28bad about his mom. Well, here's his mom responding.
- 1:12:32Cantrell, you don't talk to me, or you don't
- 1:12:35talk to your fucking keys? Quit playing with
- 1:12:39me on this internet. I let you lie on me too
- 1:12:42many motherfucking times. I did. I went down
- 1:12:44there when you did that video with that man.
- 1:12:46That man wasn't in your kitchen while I was in
- 1:12:48your kitchen. Quit playing with me, bro. Hell
- 1:12:50yeah, call that loser. I don't give a fuck if
- 1:12:52you don't never call me. Just stop lying on me,
- 1:12:55bro. Hell yeah, you don't want to piss off mama.
- 1:13:04There's Alexandra AOC. Kids at a young age, beautiful,
- 1:13:09like, love that for you. A lot of these people
- 1:13:13who pressure women into having kids at a young
- 1:13:18age. God, she has a face. She has a face that'd
- 1:13:21be fun to put counts on. Or trying to create
- 1:13:24hysteria around being too old. All right, you
- 1:13:28are getting old. I notice all these women are
- 1:13:31freaking out. TMZ has... TMZ has confirmed that
- 1:13:35AOC and her fiance, Riley Roberts, have split.
- 1:13:38If you've noticed, she's been talking about freezing
- 1:13:40her eggs and has not mentioned Riley Roberts
- 1:13:43at all. And according to Puck, it turns out AOC
- 1:13:50and Roberts split about two years ago. Multiple
- 1:13:53sources on Capitol Hill tell Tamsie. Capitol
- 1:13:56Hill. I just want to be on Capitol Hill. It feels
- 1:13:59like forever since the couple has been spotted
- 1:14:01publicly. Yeah, whenever it's not been seen publicly.
- 1:14:05You can easily go. That relationship's over.
- 1:14:08That happened to me. All the Facebook comments.
- 1:14:10Where's your ex? Where's your ex? Go down on
- 1:14:12another girl, okay? It's fine. It is what it
- 1:14:16is. She taught me how to go down, so I used that
- 1:14:19skill. What do we have here? Here's Alabama Barker's
- 1:14:27latest stream. I put it on Jesus. It's not fake.
- 1:14:31Jesus isn't real, honey. Your huge body count
- 1:14:35at a young age of 20 is real. And I'm never doing
- 1:14:41this again. You'll be back in two days, honey.
- 1:14:44Shut your ass. Stop over explaining to these
- 1:14:46people. I know it's just hard when like you're
- 1:14:49getting accused. I do really bad with like being
- 1:14:52accused of stuff. Yeah, because they're probably
- 1:14:56true. You're a dirty rotten brat. Like, and I
- 1:15:00do really bad. Turn that crappy music off, honey.
- 1:15:02Like when it comes to needing to prove myself,
- 1:15:05like I always feel like I need to prove myself.
- 1:15:07All right, I don't need to listen to you. Shut
- 1:15:09up. All these little girls are like, my boyfriend's
- 1:15:14a narcissist. I'm like, no, he's not. No, he's
- 1:15:17not. You're throwing that word around. That word's
- 1:15:20so reused. It's out of control. Here is Drake
- 1:15:30and that goth girl. Hi. How are you? I have a
- 1:15:33question. Would you be down to open a pack of
- 1:15:37Magic the Gathering cards? Would I be down to
- 1:15:41open Magic the Gathering cards? Yeah, I got some.
- 1:15:43Drake, even though he's creepy and talks to underage
- 1:15:46girls, he really does have big energy. March
- 1:15:49of the Machines. She has them in between her
- 1:15:52boobs. I'm not really into Magic the Gathering,
- 1:15:55but if it's this broad, I'm going to put my head
- 1:15:58through. Collector boosters? I don't know if
- 1:16:00you want me to grab them or if you want to grab
- 1:16:01them. I can take one and then you can... Yeah,
- 1:16:03I'll take one. Putting her head through her boob.
- 1:16:07I'll take the middle one. I don't know what it
- 1:16:11is. Drake has cracked you up. I did not know
- 1:16:13Drake's funny. That is in there. Yeah, you got
- 1:16:16it. That is in there. Here you go. Nice. Warm,
- 1:16:20too. Yeah, a little bit. God, I should just air
- 1:16:25Drake's show for nine hours. Wow. The Drake hour.
- 1:16:29Sorry. Wow, magic flirting? It's crazy. Ooh.
- 1:16:34God, you know you plow that ass. Okay. This enchantment's
- 1:16:37really pretty, though. Are you into roleplay?
- 1:16:41Like... Silly? Like, silly. A little silly? Yeah,
- 1:16:45yeah, yeah. I am absolutely... By the way, you
- 1:16:47can look me down in my eyes. If you say, do it,
- 1:16:50I would... God, Drake's turning like a log. Okay,
- 1:16:52okay, okay. You're saying this, and now I'm gonna,
- 1:16:55like, test it. Yeah, you know, she's all about
- 1:16:57whips and chants. Okay. What are we... Oh, because
- 1:17:01daddy didn't love you. Just give me, like, one...
- 1:17:04Would you bark for me? That's a die in hell.
- 1:17:17Yeah, you know what the real thing is. I know
- 1:17:20exactly what to do. You know what, never mind.
- 1:17:24Okay, we should continue this. Now you have noob
- 1:17:28on you. Congratulations. Oh, well, I've done
- 1:17:30worse for less, honey. Thank you. How are you?
- 1:17:36That's another girl. Gosh, you're a hot piece
- 1:17:39of ass. You look so nice, this net. Thank you.
- 1:17:43It's like crochet. Yeah, a little bit. She's
- 1:17:46not as interesting. I don't think she's there
- 1:17:50to be interesting, you know what I mean? Mm -hmm.
- 1:17:53I think the goth girl was easily there to be
- 1:17:59relaxing. Mm -hmm. But I think the blonde girl.
- 1:18:04was there to do other stuff that was her quote
- 1:18:22all right let's see what's going on slamming
- 1:18:27news oops i didn't load i did that a lot I don't
- 1:18:31have the hot topic loaded up. I mean, it's all
- 1:18:40true, you know, care and consideration, all the
- 1:18:43rest of it. And time takes on different meanings
- 1:18:46as you pass the big milestones. Oh, yeah. Holy
- 1:18:49midlife crisis for huge dancing. Can you please
- 1:18:53explain to the jury what it means to be a hostile
- 1:18:56witness? Where are you hoping to see Nolan go
- 1:18:58in season 26? Oh, whatever. He was going to share
- 1:19:03his secret to 20 years with Claire Danes, but
- 1:19:06when you have Claire Danes as a wife, you just
- 1:19:09got to plow that ass. McDonald's has updated
- 1:19:15its drinks lineup. Ah, here's Good Morning America's
- 1:19:19show in front of McDonald's because now they
- 1:19:21have refreshers. They totally didn't copy Duncan.
- 1:19:25I don't need any of that. I don't care. Fuck
- 1:19:29McDonald's. Melania Giudice's legal saga continues.
- 1:19:37This broad looks so crazy. And not, like, fun
- 1:19:40crazy. Like, ruin your life and just be our frickin'
- 1:19:43inconvenience where you regret hooking up with
- 1:19:45her crazy. Three months after the 20 -year -old
- 1:19:47daughter of Real Housewives of New Jersey star
- 1:19:49Teresa Giudice was arrested for assault, Melania's
- 1:19:53attorney, Alan Kreminski, shares during an August
- 1:19:5711th court hearing that she has enrolled in anger
- 1:19:59management classes, according to Page Six. All
- 1:20:02right. Yeah, I don't think you can figure it
- 1:20:05out. You were in school during COVID. You mean
- 1:20:07well? Mm -hmm. The good cocktail, the bar scene,
- 1:20:14has been shaken. Oh, yeah, not scared. As the
- 1:20:19days of a crowded club of 20 -somethings seem
- 1:20:22to be drying up. Oh, yeah, we're getting high.
- 1:20:25Now it's Gen Xers who are going all in. All right,
- 1:20:28they're living their midlife crisis. Whatever,
- 1:20:30Dad. God, that's shaking shit. Happy Hot Topic!
- 1:20:36Rosie O'Donnell details her horrifying and just
- 1:20:38like that sex scene with Cynthia Nixon. Oh, yeah,
- 1:20:41I'm sure she felt the same way about making out
- 1:20:44and having a sex scene with you, Rosie. I bet
- 1:20:46she woke up and was like, oh, my God, I want
- 1:20:49to have sex with Rosie O'Donnell. The former
- 1:20:52talk show host who guest starred on In Just Like
- 1:20:54That season three as a one night stand for Cynthia
- 1:20:57Nixon's Miranda Hobbs reflects on filming the
- 1:21:00sex scene for the Sex in the City series with
- 1:21:02her longtime friend. Rosie explains on the ongoing
- 1:21:05August 11th episode of the good hang with Amy
- 1:21:07Poehler podcast. It was horrifying to me because
- 1:21:10I was so nervous. I love her and have so much
- 1:21:13respect for her. The scissoring call today. Why
- 1:21:21Jamie Lee Curtis says she hated shooting the
- 1:21:24new girl, even though it's a great show in her.
- 1:21:26New Girl is annoying. It's just so wishy -washy.
- 1:21:29It's kind of like that Seinfeld thing where it
- 1:21:31doesn't feel like a real human experience. In
- 1:21:33her opinion, the Halloween icon made a handful
- 1:21:35of appearances on the comedy series before it
- 1:21:38ended in 2018, playing the mother of Zooey Deschanel's
- 1:21:41Jess character. As Jamie Lee explains at NBCUniversal's
- 1:21:45Summer Backlot Experience per Entertainment Weekly,
- 1:21:47her bad memories have nothing to do with the
- 1:21:49cast or crew. Rather, it was because there wasn't
- 1:21:52a live audience. Oh, yeah. she needs to have
- 1:21:55people reinforce to her that she's funny i'm
- 1:22:01matt galkin washington hunter biden has been
- 1:22:04a target of conservatives for years and yeah
- 1:22:06i don't like how people are romanticizing him
- 1:22:09and giving him interviews where he's allowed
- 1:22:11to joke around he's a scumbag to some he still
- 1:22:17remains that target but now he's on a podcast
- 1:22:19tour leading to speculation He really is on a
- 1:22:23podcast tour and I'm sick of seeing his junkie
- 1:22:25loser. About a political future. He doesn't deserve
- 1:22:28diddly squat. If you've spent any time looking
- 1:22:31at political content on social media lately,
- 1:22:33chances are you've seen Hunter Biden. Biden's
- 1:22:36been long demonized by conservative media and
- 1:22:39figures over his notorious laptop. Yeah, when
- 1:22:42I worked in conservative radio, all they talked
- 1:22:44about was Hunter Biden. I'm like, Jesus Christ.
- 1:22:48business dealings, and battles with addiction.
- 1:22:50He's been sitting down with many of those same
- 1:22:52people now for long -form interviews and finding
- 1:22:55common ground. He went on Tucker Carlson, freaking
- 1:22:58Candace Owens, just all these grifting losers.
- 1:23:02I advocated for all kinds of things that I now
- 1:23:10regret advocating for. Particularly the things
- 1:23:15that you said about me. Yeah, let's not forget
- 1:23:18about that, Tucker. You loser. You backstabber.
- 1:23:21You cloud chaser. You're hanging out with Boba
- 1:23:24the Lodge when it was cool. Now you're hanging
- 1:23:26out with Hunter because it's cool. You're a cloud
- 1:23:28chasing douchebag. Shut your ass. This has been
- 1:23:33deep regret. Extend grace to people. You don't
- 1:23:35regret it. You're just like. who were out of
- 1:23:39their minds. Like you would think I would do
- 1:23:40that. I should have done that more. I do. I do
- 1:23:44regret that. You're a wimp. Biden's weighed in
- 1:23:47on everything from the current political climate
- 1:23:49to his father's presidency, trying to tell his
- 1:23:51own story in his own words, even saying the pardon
- 1:23:54he received from Joe Biden for any federal crimes
- 1:23:57from 2014 to 2024. was questionable all right
- 1:24:01whatever i'm gonna be honest i'm just sick and
- 1:24:03tired of everyone kissing his ass everyone rewriting
- 1:24:06the past a george uh just like a george bush
- 1:24:10you get out of office and all of a sudden you're
- 1:24:14romanticized oh we got breaking news here hunter
- 1:24:16biden just responded to hoppy hours rant there
- 1:24:21it is there's hunter biden Save me some. I'm
- 1:24:27kidding. There's not enough. Here's a religious
- 1:24:32girl, Sam Frank, just being annoying, bro. I
- 1:24:34mean, I don't get offended personally, but it
- 1:24:37is sad to see that the world judges me for going
- 1:24:41to Christian spaces. No, people judge you for
- 1:24:44having the camera on and making it about you.
- 1:24:46If you were really a religious person, you wouldn't
- 1:24:49have to have all the cameras there. You would
- 1:24:51just pray in silence. But everything's about
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- 1:24:57with a huge body count and a lot of regret. And
- 1:25:05this role left Gen Z a lot of hard issues. So
- 1:25:11you are just trying to find anything to believe
- 1:25:13in. Streaming there because religion is supposed
- 1:25:17to be private. Yeah, you're not supposed to really
- 1:25:20stream and make it about you. I feel like that's
- 1:25:24where you're making it about you and not about
- 1:25:26Jebus. You're annoying. No wonder you got dumped
- 1:25:32by freaking neon. But I will say that I have
- 1:25:37enough of a private life with Jesus. Oh yeah,
- 1:25:40Jesus is just plowing you every night. Joseph
- 1:25:42gets in the front and is like, let's get to work.
- 1:25:48that everything you guys see is an overflow of
- 1:25:52my private life. Maybe you're on the flow and
- 1:25:54that's why you're being so annoying. What's going
- 1:25:59on with this moron? Actress Tiffany Haddish has
- 1:26:03resolved her longstanding DUI charge. Yeah, she
- 1:26:06was acting like it was an inconvenience, even
- 1:26:08though she's a dirty, rotten broad that drove
- 1:26:11drunk. But it's everyone else's fault. We all
- 1:26:15know that Tiffany Haddish is awful to be around.
- 1:26:21We all know she stinks. She's above everybody.
- 1:26:25Frankly, she got away on a DUI. She had the bus.
- 1:26:29It was from 2022. Here in the state of Georgia,
- 1:26:32she has just today pleaded guilty to driving
- 1:26:36less safe is what it's called in Fayette County
- 1:26:39State Court. That sounds like terrible grammar.
- 1:26:42Less safe. I would expect nothing less. Under
- 1:26:45the agreement, all other traffic charges from
- 1:26:47her January 2022 Peachtree City arrest were dismissed.
- 1:26:50Oh, yeah. She just looks like bad sassy. She
- 1:26:54would never shut up. Less safe. Mm -hmm. She
- 1:26:57received credit. She should make a comedy special
- 1:26:59called Less Safe. Credit for time served 24 hours
- 1:27:02with. Time served 24 hours. What a gangster.
- 1:27:07But in reality, she's a dirty rotten brat. No
- 1:27:10additional jail time. I had originally just get
- 1:27:14away with everything. So 12 months probation
- 1:27:17is what she will face. And I would be surprised
- 1:27:20if she broke the probation. Again, all other
- 1:27:24charges dropped. They're rich and elite, always
- 1:27:27get away with things. But when it's all said
- 1:27:29and done, because everyone kind of says it behind
- 1:27:31closed doors, she's just an annoying person,
- 1:27:35just a terrible woman. Joshua Jackson isn't going
- 1:27:41to wait to pick up his girlfriend, Olivia Burgess,
- 1:27:44at the airport. Oh, yeah, they're making out
- 1:27:47at the airport. Good for them. What's going on
- 1:27:48with these brats? All right, so it's Ellen DeGeneres
- 1:27:55visiting a gorilla as she gifted her wife Portia
- 1:28:00that for her 60th birthday. Whatever. Is Rihanna
- 1:28:04really releasing new music soon? We're breaking
- 1:28:07down the room. I like the word Rihanna. It sounds
- 1:28:09better. Rihanna sounds like an annoying Midwest
- 1:28:11accent, especially when I say it. Rihanna. 10
- 1:28:13years after the release of Anti, the singer's
- 1:28:17partner, A $AP Rocky, confirmed that she is indeed
- 1:28:20working on a follow -up. Oh yeah, I hope she
- 1:28:22makes some bangers like the ones in all five.
- 1:28:25It was made very, very clear that all of the
- 1:28:28attractions there were not for us. Paris Jackson
- 1:28:31is taking a look at the man and memories in the
- 1:28:34mirror. A 28 -year -old shared insight into the
- 1:28:37time she spent on dad Michael Jackson's Neverland
- 1:28:39Ranch as a kid. That's not a place to have kids.
- 1:28:44And the unfortunate part is that's where the
- 1:28:46kids were. Named after the fictional paradise
- 1:28:49in Peter Pan. Whatever. I hate Michael Jackson.
- 1:28:53He's a creepy pedophile. Kaya Gerber has been
- 1:28:56called everything from serial dater to slut.
- 1:29:00I mean, they're wrong, right? It's totally not
- 1:29:06true. Actress says she's developed a thick skin
- 1:29:09when it comes to public opinion, something she
- 1:29:12also gets from her mama. And she's gotten thick
- 1:29:15skin because she's using Ozempic. Actually, that'd
- 1:29:17be loose skin, so that joke failed. Jenna Ortega
- 1:29:21is opening up about her days as a child star.
- 1:29:23The Wednesday actress says in an interview with
- 1:29:26Esquire published... Oh, whatever. She'll go
- 1:29:28all... She says she'll go all day without eating.
- 1:29:31I think the news report, if I just would have
- 1:29:34let it play, it would have been better. Homeowners
- 1:29:37sue over Mom Donnie tax plan. It's a yippee -ki
- 1:29:40-yay interesting. Mm -hmm. All right. We're going
- 1:29:44to go through some of these. Time for Kayla Nicole
- 1:29:46News. That's the whole goal. That's the whole
- 1:29:54goal. Pull up, slow in boots, not poses. Name
- 1:30:02on the mouth, but the work don't show, sis. Talk
- 1:30:05real loud. For a camera glow up And switch up
- 1:30:08fast When the checks don't show up I seen that
- 1:30:10smile I seen that stunt Front for the crowd Then
- 1:30:14you fold that front Say you for the love Say
- 1:30:17you for the fans But you keep one eye On the
- 1:30:20next man's plans Yeah, I know that look It's
- 1:30:24all for the book Turn, turn every hand you shook
- 1:30:27To a bigger report Hey, let me Right now. Here
- 1:30:44is Kayla Nicole saying her blackness should never
- 1:30:49be up for debate. And I deny that I think she
- 1:30:52is. It's kind of racist that people are debating
- 1:30:55her blackness. I'm black. To tell me to be quiet
- 1:30:58because I done stuck my toe in the water. Oh,
- 1:31:00yeah. It's my black ass. well she's an annoying
- 1:31:05broad but i mean to be honest she kind of got
- 1:31:10a point time for taylor swift news You turn your
- 1:31:32tears to headlines And you watch the whole thing
- 1:31:36flow Water Always the victim post Always the
- 1:31:43perfect face You sign that little paper And you
- 1:31:49leave no little trace It's always them, never
- 1:32:04you, never you It's always them, always them
- 1:32:08That's your favorite thing to do Shine the silence,
- 1:32:11catch the pain We're the halo, we're the lane
- 1:32:13It's always them, always them Never you, never
- 1:32:17you Taylor Swift might just be dancing through
- 1:32:30the lightning strikes in celebration after her
- 1:32:32newest accomplishment. The Nashville Songwriters
- 1:32:34Hall of Fame announced... Did she admit fall
- 1:32:37in one of her relationships? Is that the accomplishment?
- 1:32:39...the 36 -year -old Grammy winner as one of
- 1:32:41this year's inductees on August 11th, making
- 1:32:44her the youngest songwriter to ever receive the
- 1:32:46honor. All right, here we go. Congrats. Congratulations.
- 1:32:54It's time for royal family and Kardashian news
- 1:32:57because they're kind of the same thing. Raw's
- 1:33:14and Kardashian's dumb nepo villains Drowns made
- 1:33:17of clout, castles built on fame Reality's a circus,
- 1:33:20everybody's fair game Paparazzi snappin', black
- 1:33:23lions in the zoo Golden spoons in their mouths,
- 1:33:25they don't chew No hustle Just to hand me down,
- 1:33:29thrown, earned nothing. But they claim the zone.
- 1:33:32Royal family, Kardashian crew. Nothing new, just
- 1:33:35the same old view. Naples babies, riding on a
- 1:33:39silver spoon. Turn the dial, I'll be breaking
- 1:33:41the tune. Royal family, Kardashian crew. Nothing
- 1:33:45new, just the same old view. Naples babies, riding
- 1:33:49on a silver spoon. All right now. I got this
- 1:33:57right here. This is Kylie Jenner talking to Kid
- 1:34:02Cudi. About when she showed her daughter the
- 1:34:06show for the first time. She was like, can I
- 1:34:08watch it? And I'm like, sure. That's so dope.
- 1:34:12Sitting with your kids watching the show must
- 1:34:14be crazy. Turn on the first episode. Some things
- 1:34:17I didn't realize were inappropriate. Remember
- 1:34:20the episode when they had a stripper pull at
- 1:34:2212? Right when I knew that it was about to start
- 1:34:25playing, I fast forward through all the inappropriate
- 1:34:27stuff. But I showed her a cute scene of a house.
- 1:34:33Right when I knew Sorry, it's good. I was about
- 1:34:35to start playing. I like fast forward through
- 1:34:37all the inappropriate stuff. Yeah, I feel like
- 1:34:40it's got to be weird. Yeah, it's got to be weird
- 1:34:42having like a porn star as a mom or a dad or
- 1:34:45whatever, but it's got to be really weird to
- 1:34:48have like a reality star that's kind of a bust
- 1:34:50out on TV as a parent. But I showed her like
- 1:34:53a cute scene of like a house party that we had.
- 1:34:56There you go. And then there's this right here.
- 1:35:02Kate Middleton's name apparently caused major
- 1:35:05drama between Prince William and his father.
- 1:35:08God, Prince William just is another... They're
- 1:35:10all douches, but they're all just the friggin'
- 1:35:14worst. It's kind of hard to single one out. Because
- 1:35:16the now King Charles once asked her to change
- 1:35:19her name. And the same kind of time for nepo
- 1:35:25baby news. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Turn the dial,
- 1:35:40what you hear? Same old name, every year I dedicate
- 1:35:43this song to the Joe Show Velvet rope, hand -me
- 1:35:47-downs with a golden hope From row seats to the
- 1:35:51same old game, new face Old last name, you can
- 1:35:55smell the favor in the air Like the door got
- 1:35:58opened by who you knew there Tell me why it always
- 1:36:09looks so fly. Nippo Bay News. Same name as blue
- 1:36:13shoes. Nippo Bay News. Who really pay dues? Nippo
- 1:36:22Bay News. Everybody gets through. Nippo Bay News.
- 1:36:28All right now. Happy Hot Topic. the sandler stepped
- 1:36:35out in style which for adam met his best flamingo
- 1:36:38shirt and blue track pants the family celebrated
- 1:36:4117 year old sunny sandler's movie oh yeah she
- 1:36:44totally got it for her hard work and not for
- 1:36:47you know being adam sandler's daughter think
- 1:36:51about all the people that probably needed that
- 1:36:54role hey yeah it's happy hour brian happy in
- 1:36:58the mix They call the station light, play Luigi
- 1:37:07Girl, relax, you sound real needy Posting selfies,
- 1:37:11tagging his name Whole timeline, just one lame
- 1:37:14crush page Missed calls on your screen from your
- 1:37:17home You'd rather chase some dude on your phone
- 1:37:20Say he perfect, say he saved you You just really
- 1:37:24mad your dad never raised you This is Hoppy Hour.
- 1:37:45Hoppy Hour. Let the truth sing. Hi, I'm Diane
- 1:37:54Macedo. Let's get right to breaking news. What
- 1:37:56up, baby? Healthcare CEO murder suspect is in
- 1:37:59court for what's likely his final hearing before
- 1:38:02his state trial. All right. Prosecutors allege
- 1:38:05he killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
- 1:38:07in front of a Midtown Manhattan hotel. The suspect
- 1:38:12has pleaded not guilty. Of course he didn't.
- 1:38:15And all the weird Gen Z kids are like, oh, yeah,
- 1:38:18he's great. Go. I did. Oh, yeah. The opening
- 1:38:40price for Nick's 76ers tickets next year, opening
- 1:38:44day, is $2 ,000. So that's relatable. We got
- 1:38:49stuff from DJ Academics, Tyrese Maxey, and much
- 1:38:52more. But first... All right, here is Anthony
- 1:39:08Edwards talking about wanting to cook LeBron.
- 1:39:12Who's left out there that you see and you're
- 1:39:14like, nah, I got to get him. I got to cook this
- 1:39:16person. Everybody, for real. I always try to
- 1:39:20do that versus LeBron, but it never goes. It
- 1:39:23never goes as planned because they always double
- 1:39:26-team me. I always try to cook LeBron because
- 1:39:30I know everybody. That's the time to do it. Yeah,
- 1:39:32he's the best player in the league right now.
- 1:39:34He's been a bad guy for a long time. I think
- 1:39:36that's the main reason why I try to cook him
- 1:39:38or KD. LeBron, they never guard me one -on -one.
- 1:39:43Good point. Here's Giannis talking about the
- 1:39:45Christmas game against the Celtics. Oh, that's
- 1:39:48going to be fun. That's going to be fun. I haven't
- 1:39:50played the Christmas game for a while now, NBA.
- 1:39:53Come on now. There you go. Tyrese Maxey breaks
- 1:39:58down recruiting LeBron. Mm -hmm. I know they
- 1:40:01said you was blowing up his phone. That ain't
- 1:40:03happening. Let's blow that up. Oh, he said that
- 1:40:05ain't happening. Oh, okay. I'll blow up no man's
- 1:40:07phone. All right, that sounds like idiocracy
- 1:40:09as a podcast. Too many people. Here's DJ Academics
- 1:40:12talking about players joining the WNBA that are
- 1:40:14men. Shout out to 6 '10 NBA player Enus Cantor.
- 1:40:19He is now declaring himself for the 2027. I can't
- 1:40:22listen to that. The fucking sound is terrible.
- 1:40:24All these girls are idiots. All right, I see
- 1:40:26everything else here. All right. It's time for
- 1:40:30radio news. Hey, yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.
- 1:40:44Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.
- 1:40:46Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Howard Stern will be getting
- 1:40:59rid of the Howard 101 channel. In my opinion,
- 1:41:03he cared way too much about others succeeding
- 1:41:05and didn't pay well. Because when it was bother
- 1:41:09there, Scott Farrell, Abe Cannon. Pretty freaking
- 1:41:13great. Especially Scott Farrell's show at night.
- 1:41:18You can definitely tell he had a huge influence
- 1:41:20on Happy Hour. Got it. So we have a few clips
- 1:41:27here. Clay Travis. Jim Carr. Craig Carden. Angela
- 1:41:36Yee. Dubs, who used to be on the Kid Chris show
- 1:41:40and more. Here we go. Here's what Clay Travis
- 1:41:50says about dealing with criticism. If you walked
- 1:41:52up to every stranger on the street and you said,
- 1:41:56hey, what do you think about me? You would be
- 1:41:59the weirdest person on the planet, right? Hey,
- 1:42:02what do you think about me? What do you think
- 1:42:03about? He's like, why the fuck do you care? Like
- 1:42:06your job is to talk. Their job is to react. Why
- 1:42:10do you care what they say? That's a good point.
- 1:42:15Here's Craig Carden talking about measuring a
- 1:42:17radio audience versus a TV audience. There were
- 1:42:19moments when you think you're doing this great
- 1:42:21content, but no one's reacting to it. And that's,
- 1:42:24you know, to double down on what the guy said,
- 1:42:25what I love most about radio, one of the things
- 1:42:28I love most about it is it's an immediate response
- 1:42:32to it. You know if what you're doing is good
- 1:42:34and if it reaches an audience, they react to
- 1:42:36it. In TV, you might have four or five people,
- 1:42:39cameramen, audio guys, producers in the room,
- 1:42:41and they might laugh at your stuff, they might
- 1:42:43not. but you've no real sense of did that joke
- 1:42:46land? Was that opinion a good one? That's a good
- 1:42:48point by Craig Cardin. Here is Dubs, a .k .a.
- 1:42:52Justin Johnson. He's the PD over at 98 Rock in
- 1:42:55Baltimore talking about creative ideas. I always
- 1:42:58say if I'm not making three decisions that could,
- 1:43:01you know, there's a good chance it could get
- 1:43:03me fired every year. I'm not doing it right because
- 1:43:05you have to take chances. You have to not be
- 1:43:07afraid. I agree. I wish more people thought that
- 1:43:09way about radio. Of getting fired or, you know,
- 1:43:13getting the smackdown from a boss. There you
- 1:43:17go. There's them. Here's Michael K. about Nielsen
- 1:43:20ratings. Even when we were winning, it's the
- 1:43:23most ridiculous system I've ever seen. And people
- 1:43:25in this room, their careers, their ability to
- 1:43:27pay their mortgage is predicated on this incredibly
- 1:43:31flawed system. Oh, yeah. Good job speaking up,
- 1:43:35Michael. Where you're going to take a footprint
- 1:43:38of 11 million people and 10 people might judge
- 1:43:41what you're rating. It's the most moronic thing
- 1:43:44ever. Hell yeah, Michael. Here is Jim Kerr talking
- 1:43:48about advice when he arrived to New York. Tim
- 1:43:51Powell was the program director. He took me out
- 1:43:53to dinner my first night here. And I asked him
- 1:43:57what he expected of me. And he said, well, I've
- 1:44:00heard good things about you from John Guerin
- 1:44:02in Chicago. Just go on the air and just be yourself.
- 1:44:06I said, that's it? Just be me? You don't want
- 1:44:10me to do any specific thing? Because all these
- 1:44:13big names that you know when you come to New
- 1:44:14York, Don Imus was already on the air there.
- 1:44:17There's John Gambling on WOR. Just all these
- 1:44:19big stars were on the radio. I didn't know how
- 1:44:22I was going to compete with them. He wasn't on
- 1:44:25in the morning. But I didn't know how to compete
- 1:44:27with him, with any of these people. So my boss,
- 1:44:29new boss, said, you're not competing with them.
- 1:44:33Just be you. Go on the air. There you go. And
- 1:44:35here's Angela Yee talking. We created the Breakfast
- 1:44:39Club and we had a nice run. And I think what
- 1:44:42you're referencing is me actually breaking away
- 1:44:44from something that was successful. I feel that
- 1:44:47when I left the bone. Starting something brand
- 1:44:49new. And so for me, after doing the Breakfast
- 1:44:52Club, and I've been in radio for over 20 years
- 1:44:54now. Oh yeah, she's got a little chunky. I had
- 1:44:58a chance to start my own show, Way Up With Angela
- 1:45:00Yee, in a time slot that normally is not something
- 1:45:04that is the most coveted time on the radio when
- 1:45:06it comes to advertising and listeners. But because
- 1:45:10of the evolving landscape, and I know we started
- 1:45:12with that question about radio and personalities
- 1:45:15and how different it is, it was an opportunity
- 1:45:17for me, again, to create something new that had
- 1:45:21not necessarily... So she did her own thing.
- 1:45:23I'm proud of you, baby. Mm -hmm. Here's Mike
- 1:45:27McVeigh talking about programming station. Before
- 1:45:30we had all the technology we had today, I would
- 1:45:33stand at conferences like this and say, I can
- 1:45:36come into your market, play the exact same song
- 1:45:40you played one song later, give away more money
- 1:45:43than you, have more marketing than you, and beat
- 1:45:45you unless you have air talent I can't copy.
- 1:45:50There you go. All right, you're probably sick
- 1:45:53of the radio, nerd. I'm still going to come back
- 1:45:54and do garbage time and finish up this Fresno
- 1:45:56feed. we also need to be affectionate and you
- 1:46:25can see that with barack and michelle as well
- 1:46:28they do a lot of touching kissing even fisting
- 1:46:32and we'll call it a day the semen was so big
- 1:46:38it's not lacking any meat and that's what real
- 1:46:40women need stop cussing it looks like you went
- 1:46:47and got a job on the ipad screen whatever the
- 1:46:50case might be in your hand and a sock and a whatever
- 1:46:52like thank you but also i would love to be getting
- 1:46:56railed but as a reminder if you don't feel like
- 1:46:59listening to this next song you can skip over
- 1:47:02it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in
- 1:47:04his selection so stick around folks oh yeah let
- 1:47:08me press this button right here don't worry fresno
- 1:47:12the hour will be right back m -i -c P .T., what's
- 1:47:18up, nigga? Chico! Ice on bird, I don't ask about
- 1:47:45the price Cause I'm so swagged out Cause I'm
- 1:47:50so swagged out Now rinse around, rinse around,
- 1:47:55rinse around, rinse around Now rinse around,
- 1:47:57rinse around, rinse around, rinse around Cause
- 1:48:00I'm so swagged out My eyes all droopy, my paper
- 1:48:14damn goofy Caught top drop, I call a topless
- 1:48:19Susie Hit the clubs, just to make the biggest
- 1:48:22movie This 30 karat bracelet, I caught from Joe
- 1:48:26Acuna Left the jewelry store with goals, I am
- 1:48:30a goonie Lemonade chain, fuck you out like a
- 1:48:34loony You can catch me true religion, Gucci,
- 1:48:37Chase, and Louis Your shorty sent sex clips to
- 1:48:40my two -way She fine as hell and very bougie
- 1:48:44Now rinse it out, now Bobby Boucher I'm spagued
- 1:48:48out, light it up, Gucci Paparazzi snappin' photos
- 1:48:53cause they love to shoot me She gon' make the
- 1:48:56beat, Scooby -Doo Now everybody get stupid Swag
- 1:49:02it out. Rinse it out. Now rinse it out. Rinse
- 1:49:06it out. Make my chain look bright. Make your
- 1:49:09girl look twice. Blast my ice on bird. I don't
- 1:49:13ask about the price. Because I'm so swagged out.
- 1:49:17Because I'm so swagged out. Now rinse around.
- 1:49:23Rinse around. Rinse around. Now rinse around.
- 1:49:26Rinse around. Rinse around. Because I'm so swagged
- 1:49:31out. Oh, swag, guys Oh, swag, guys Like a shot,
- 1:49:37like a stain But with this, I make the best of
- 1:49:40it Baggin', swaggin', reach around Don't come
- 1:49:43at me with petty shit, I'm killin', bruh Clickin',
- 1:49:46tippin' my cup to the ceiling Are you feelin'
- 1:49:48us? Hopefully, but really, I don't give a fuck
- 1:49:51I'm swaggin' out, look this step I ask, explode
- 1:49:54and turn around, break Take it down, put your
- 1:49:56hands in the air Like you just don't care, we
- 1:49:58ain't your fans Swag it, I see them haters, what
- 1:50:02it is Got a kick on this beat Got this density
- 1:50:05to share It's it, make it cool Swag it out and
- 1:50:09make it loud Snag your fingers to the beat Hit
- 1:50:12it, drop it, then repeat, repeat Goin' on, russin'
- 1:50:15like some sprinkler Sister, ain't this shit gon'
- 1:50:18bump so hard in your system Keep my swag on,
- 1:50:22flip me, make these hoes wanna get it My chain
- 1:50:25look bright, make your girl look trite Spots
- 1:50:29my ice on bird, I don't ask about the price Cause
- 1:50:32I'm so swagged out, just cause I'm so swagged
- 1:50:38out Rinse around, rinse around, rinse around,
- 1:50:43now rinse around Rinse around, rinse around,
- 1:50:46rinse around, cause I'm so swagged out And now,
- 1:51:02back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
- 1:51:06Hot 97 .7. Welcome to the Hoppy Hour. DOOR IS
- 1:51:27CLOSING Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The
- 1:52:21most listened to radio show on the planet. Even
- 1:52:25the other stations are tuned in too. Yeah. In
- 1:53:27the wake of a Polk County Sheriff's Office canine
- 1:53:29being shot in the line of duty, we've seen the
- 1:53:32community step up to help in numerous ways. Hell
- 1:53:34yeah, everyone loves a good dog when the owner's
- 1:53:37not a douche. Including a local non -profit that's
- 1:53:40covering the cost of canine aces' medical care.
- 1:53:43That's good. I like hearing good news, because
- 1:53:46there's going to be bad news. Happy Hot Topic!
- 1:53:50Periods to love is stigma. My son's dead. My
- 1:53:55son was actually addicted to fentanyl. A local
- 1:53:58mom says two new fentanyl homicide cases in Hillsborough
- 1:54:01County hit close to home. Oh yeah, we're not
- 1:54:03going to talk too much about it, but man, fentanyl
- 1:54:06ruined cocaine. Happy Hot Topic! All right, want
- 1:54:13to turn to this right here because their local
- 1:54:15community out there could soon join that growing
- 1:54:18list of local governments putting a pause on
- 1:54:20new data centers. Yeah, I feel like there's no
- 1:54:22reason to pause it. I know it's terrible for
- 1:54:25the economy. I mean, maybe the economy, but I
- 1:54:28mean the environment. It's another word that
- 1:54:29begins with E. But I just, you're not going to
- 1:54:32stop it. In just under an hour, because leaders
- 1:54:35in Pinellas Park will decide on a moratorium
- 1:54:38for the situation of the more... Just put it
- 1:54:41where the fucking chill room was. Now, this next
- 1:54:46topic here. People go, why do you not like floor
- 1:54:49cameras? Floor cameras help kick... I mean, they
- 1:54:51help get the criminals. And the other day, one
- 1:54:54of my friends' missing uncles was found because
- 1:54:56of a flock camera. But the problem with flock
- 1:55:01cameras is losers like this Haines City police
- 1:55:04officer that were using it to stalk people. This
- 1:55:07is why I don't like it. And thank you for proving
- 1:55:09my point, you dumb cop. United Haines City police
- 1:55:15officer is facing charges after investigators
- 1:55:18say he misused flop cameras to track his estranged
- 1:55:21wife. Ah, that's good. Makes you wonder how often
- 1:55:25it's happening. Mm -hmm. This is why I don't
- 1:55:28like them. We can't have anything nice. Not at
- 1:55:32all. No! They are supposed to be used to solve
- 1:55:37crimes, but the Hanes... But they're being used
- 1:55:39to stalk women because he's got no game. City
- 1:55:43Police Department says flock cameras were used
- 1:55:45to commit one. An officer is now off the job
- 1:55:48and facing charges accused of misusing the database.
- 1:55:51Loser. News Channel 8's Ryan Arbogast is in Polk
- 1:55:54County tonight with the details. Oh yeah, Grady
- 1:55:57Judd ain't gonna be happy about this. There's
- 1:56:03flock cameras at every corner of this intersection
- 1:56:05here in Haines City. Oh yeah, I'm sure Grady
- 1:56:08doesn't break the law. North, south, east, and
- 1:56:11west. They're supposed to track license plates
- 1:56:13to prevent crime. Oh yeah, but that's not what's
- 1:56:16happening. But for one cop, they were a tool
- 1:56:19to stalk an ex -lover. I love how he said it.
- 1:56:24Cop, they were a tool to stalk an ex -lover.
- 1:56:28Up next on Unsolved Mysteries. 717 times. Yeah,
- 1:56:37that ain't it, Doug. Even if you weren't a cop,
- 1:56:40you're also a loser. But being a cop adds to
- 1:56:43it. ...amount of searches. Haines City Police
- 1:56:45says Officer Christopher Goodson used these...
- 1:56:48Oh, he's a pretty boy. cameras across the city
- 1:56:52he was sworn to protect to keep virtual eyes
- 1:56:56on his ex -wife. She's getting plowed by someone
- 1:56:59else. She's getting plowed by someone that's
- 1:57:05better in bed and less on her. The illegal use
- 1:57:07of the dozens of automated license plate readers
- 1:57:09happening for over two years. I see the fog camera
- 1:57:15right there. I never knew what it really looked
- 1:57:17like. I'll have to watch for those. That's not
- 1:57:19his job. This is an anti -flock activist. Take
- 1:57:24advantage of the system. The problem is, as much
- 1:57:27as I'm an anti -flock guy, I'm not going to change
- 1:57:29anything. They have freaking power, of course
- 1:57:32they're going to do it. They're all pigs. The
- 1:57:34equipment that was at his disposal, and he knew
- 1:57:38it was wrong. St. Pete's Coral Gun. Man, he's
- 1:57:40probably so used to just getting away with things,
- 1:57:42he didn't even know it was wrong. He seems like
- 1:57:44a scumbag. Has been covering cameras from a distance
- 1:57:51for weeks. Yeah, that's kind of lame. As much
- 1:57:58as I don't like the cameras, get out of life.
- 1:58:00To prevent cyber surveillance, just like this.
- 1:58:04Alright, there you go. Man, this planet's gone
- 1:58:06to crap. Those are the ones that are enlightened
- 1:58:09to serve and protect. Shut your ass. He calls
- 1:58:41it like it is. No sugar, no blame. Serving up
- 1:58:47the truth in a Midwest place Fire Chicago News
- 1:58:53Hop on the ride Windy city truth With no place
- 1:58:59to hide Ryan's got the headlines He's keeping
- 1:59:04it real Chicago News Giving you the deal Oh yeah,
- 1:59:13we got one minute Or less than a minute. Until
- 1:59:16this feed ends. I'm Fresno. I got 40 seconds
- 1:59:20left. Oh no. Oh no. 33 seconds. 32 seconds. 31
- 1:59:29seconds. 30 seconds. 29 seconds. 28. 27. 26.
- 1:59:3525. 25. 23. 22. 23. 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13,
- 1:59:4612. All right. Talk to you tomorrow. Don't worry,
- 1:59:59Fresno. Copy hour will be right back. Oh, yeah.
- 2:00:09Bye, Fresno. All right, let's see what the hell's
- 2:00:12going on here. Let me press this button right
- 2:00:17here. Following actually a similar story at South
- 2:00:23Chicago Chapel. Community activists want the
- 2:00:26FBI involved after more than 50 bodies were discovered
- 2:00:30inside of that funeral home. Oh, yeah, that sounds
- 2:00:33disturbing as fuck. Load. Load. We're in garbage
- 2:00:41time now, so now things are unloading. Load.
- 2:00:45I'll do this all day. Load. And the Wi -Fi's
- 2:00:48not working. Jesus Christ, thank God we're not
- 2:00:50on it. We want to go to a few other stories we're
- 2:00:52following. Of course, we'll keep tabs on weather.
- 2:00:54We'll get to Laura in just a moment. But in Pumptown,
- 2:00:56a crash and grab attempt at this gas station.
- 2:00:58Look at this. Got a stolen Jeep inside the building.
- 2:01:01Yeah, it's not good. They crashed in like losers.
- 2:01:04Here's a crash too. Let's take a look at this.
- 2:01:06A car completely rolled over on its side after
- 2:01:10a crash with another vehicle. It happened around
- 2:01:121 .30 this morning. It always happens at that
- 2:01:15time. The day is almost here. year students will
- 2:01:19head back to andre in high school all right back
- 2:01:22in school we got this right here well you have
- 2:01:25a new chance to become instantly rich how about
- 2:01:27that the powerful jackpot now inching closer
- 2:01:30to the billion dollar mark and the government
- 2:01:32gets 900 million 999 million 999 999 dollars
- 2:01:39and we get a dollar right i'm surprised i was
- 2:01:41able to do that Blaming an ongoing feud with
- 2:01:43City Hall as the company halts construction on
- 2:01:46parts of its new casino complex in the West Loop.
- 2:01:48Oh yeah, you know, you got the mob involved with
- 2:01:51that. Mm -hmm. And then this guy's running for
- 2:01:53mayor again. He could be better than Brennan
- 2:01:54Johnson. Sitting out here on the west side, Willie
- 2:01:56Wilson in familiar territory. We are in East
- 2:01:59Garfield Park. This is a community where he has
- 2:02:01hosted some of his grocery and gas giveaways.
- 2:02:05Oh yeah, he just buys everybody food. Mm -hmm.
- 2:02:08Sounds better than Brennan Johnson to me. And
- 2:02:11a Lombard man is accused of sexually assaulting
- 2:02:14young girls he met on social media. What a loser.
- 2:02:17There's a way to solve it. I think y 'all know
- 2:02:20what sound effects coming up. Time for Fresno
- 2:02:29News. Oh, geez. Even though we're not on in Fresno
- 2:02:32right now. Well, we'll still do it for them.
- 2:02:34If you're listening to the podcast. Podcast.
- 2:02:38Yeah. Microphone king 6ix9ine tower, Fresno's
- 2:02:47loudest tower Mic in his grip, got the world
- 2:02:49feelin' sour I'll be on the block droppin' facts
- 2:02:52like boulders Words cut sharply, the city on
- 2:02:54his shoulders News so raw, unfiltered truth spray
- 2:02:57Fresno's postin' every word that he say No sugar
- 2:03:01coat, no bow, no disguise I'll be in the booth,
- 2:03:04Fresno, here's it live Fresno knew, he don't
- 2:03:07hold back We got the hype, but his voice takes
- 2:03:19you there. Talk so tall, every line's a skyscraper.
- 2:03:22Friends knows gospel, no need for no paper. Big
- 2:03:25man talk, he a walking headline. Every word a
- 2:03:28spark, got the city in line. Critics wanna squawk,
- 2:03:31but they can't outshine. Fresno Church is speaking
- 2:04:11out tonight after a rainbow -colored display
- 2:04:13outside its building was vandalized for the second
- 2:04:16time. Ah, man, a bunch of homophobes. As Esme
- 2:04:20Russell said yesterday, idiots. And the Fresno
- 2:04:24County Sheriff's Office says gone are the days
- 2:04:26of watching out for drunk drivers between the
- 2:04:28hours of 2 and 5 a .m. Now it's just all the
- 2:04:31time. Oh, yeah, everyone's true. In turn, I'm
- 2:04:37in Fresno. We're back to back crashes in five
- 2:04:40minutes. What's going on here? The former manager
- 2:04:42of the Fresno Arts Council learned her fate in
- 2:04:44court. There is that. Today, the judge sentenced
- 2:04:47Suliana Caldwell to 33 months in federal prison
- 2:04:51after... Ah, the man would have gotten more.
- 2:04:52Whatever. Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem
- 2:04:55News. Winston -Salem News. From Winston -Salem,
- 2:05:07I'm talking clean. Give a line of breeze in my
- 2:05:09daily routine. Got the draw when I roll through
- 2:05:12the lines. Slow with the words, but the thought
- 2:05:15still shines. Rhyme hoppin' on the mic all day.
- 2:05:18Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play. Say what he
- 2:05:22mean, let the truth come through. If he hit the
- 2:05:24room, then he hit the room. He don't bite his
- 2:05:28tongue. No, he let it fly. If it's on his mind,
- 2:05:34you hear it live. Went and sell him news. Tell
- 2:05:39the truth. Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Coming
- 2:05:45through, half an hour on the dial, let it loose.
- 2:05:48Listen, tell them news. That's the truth. Listen,
- 2:05:54tell them news. That's the truth. He got that
- 2:06:00Tampa Bay heat in the tone. Bring the whole story
- 2:06:03when he grab that phone. Never tiptoe around
- 2:06:06what they gotta say. If it's wrong, he gon' call
- 2:06:09it out that way. I like that voice. I like that
- 2:06:12voice. Real talk, ridin' every single line From
- 2:06:16the south with a sharp little grin Turn the radio
- 2:06:19up, let the truth move in He don't bite his tongue,
- 2:06:22no, he let it fly If it's on his mind, you hear
- 2:06:29it live Listen, sell him news, tell it true Tell
- 2:06:34it, tell it, tell it, tell it true Listen, sell
- 2:06:37him news, comin' through Right now. A wedding
- 2:06:57photography company that 12 Investigates has
- 2:06:59been looking into for months now has landed in
- 2:07:01a Forsyth County courtroom. Losers. Holly Christina
- 2:07:05Photography abruptly closed, leaving hundreds
- 2:07:08of couples without their wedding photos and out
- 2:07:10thousands of dollars. Holly sounds like a moron.
- 2:07:17let's see what's going on here it's exclusive
- 2:07:2212 investigates photos of your car all around
- 2:07:25the tribe likely exist in a national database
- 2:07:28all thanks to flock cameras all right so they're
- 2:07:31covering and we've talked so much about it what's
- 2:07:33going on here who's in greensboro are dealing
- 2:07:35with a massive sinkhole that opens Up in the
- 2:07:39middle of South Benbow Road. And it's not when
- 2:07:42you pulled on the pants of a Greensboro prostitute.
- 2:07:44WXI 12's Jay Motta Wallace. There's a sinkhole.
- 2:07:47We're in that garbage time. We're just flying
- 2:07:49through these headlines. I don't have all day.
- 2:07:50I don't have all day. What's going on here? Some
- 2:07:52Greensboro families living at an apartment complex
- 2:07:55on Pinecroft Road say every time it rains, they
- 2:07:59are bracing for flooding. You always notice it's
- 2:08:02the middle class that gets screwed, but the rich
- 2:08:03and elite, oh, they protect them. They make sure
- 2:08:05they have good roads. Freaking stupid. Time for
- 2:08:09Rochester News, my favorite intro. He leaves
- 2:09:11a mark. Say it play. Say it play. Say it loud.
- 2:09:13Say it loud. He go off. He go off. He draw a
- 2:09:16crowd. Hoppy hour. Hoppy hour. Hoppy hour. Hey.
- 2:09:19Ryan Hoppy. Ryan Hoppy. Ryan Hoppy. Rochester,
- 2:09:22New York News. Straight talk. No excuses. Hoppy
- 2:09:28hour. Hoppy hour. Hoppy hour. Hey. Ryan Hoppy.
- 2:09:31Ryan Hoppy. Ryan Hoppy. Hey. If he sees a fake.
- 2:09:34Fake. Fake. He likes it all. All right now. Yo.
- 2:09:38Hoppy Hot Cabin. For all my listeners in Rochester,
- 2:09:43I'm very passionate about this. US Senate recently
- 2:09:47approved legislation guaranteeing intoxicating
- 2:09:50hemp products stay legal until at least the end
- 2:09:53of this year. I don't understand why there's
- 2:09:56even a debate about banning intoxicating hemp
- 2:10:00products. Life is hard. Us millennials are grinding
- 2:10:04every day. And if we want to smoke a CBD, THC,
- 2:10:07a pen, it shouldn't be the government's choice.
- 2:10:11Plus, there's so many companies that are making
- 2:10:15these products that are making money. And the
- 2:10:18politicians care to claim that they care about
- 2:10:20us. So if you cared about us, you would be happy
- 2:10:23that people are making money off of this. Or
- 2:10:25Kava or Kratom. But no, it's about the power.
- 2:10:29Shut your ass. We're from a local dispensary
- 2:10:32owner today who started in the hemp business
- 2:10:34to talk about potential implications once time
- 2:10:37runs out. Yeah, I don't want time to run out.
- 2:10:40I want to have Delta A. God. And realize that
- 2:10:49we're not going to be alive forever. Hemp products
- 2:10:52that produce a high will remain on the legal
- 2:10:54market nationwide for now. Over the weekend,
- 2:10:57the Senate passed legislation to keep rules in
- 2:11:00place an extra month than intended. Hell yeah.
- 2:11:03Let's just keep pushing it back. I feel like
- 2:11:07if we got a lot of these politicians high, they
- 2:11:10would not like their thoughts. December 11th.
- 2:11:13In New York State, hemp items containing 0 .3
- 2:11:15% THC or less are legal. That's the nothing burger.
- 2:11:20That's nothing for you. Felix Harris owns Six
- 2:11:23Point Cannabis in Rochester. He got his start
- 2:11:25in the hemp industry and feels this is a matter
- 2:11:27of over -regulation. Of course it is. It doesn't
- 2:11:31affect you. Oh, and the whole thing. Oh, but
- 2:11:34what if it gets into the hands of kids? Yeah,
- 2:11:37what about the beer that's in the freaking fridge
- 2:11:38that they're drinking? It's inevitable. And if
- 2:11:44it's laying around the house, oh, they had one
- 2:11:46of those Skittle looking bags and the kids ate
- 2:11:48it and didn't know it was weed. Well, that's
- 2:11:50on the parents, not us. They lowered the amount
- 2:11:53of THC of Delta 9. A lot of those products will
- 2:11:59not be available because those specialty people
- 2:12:03who make those products, those specialty people
- 2:12:05will be wiped out. You can't keep up. And that's
- 2:12:08going to help out the economy. Frickin' morons.
- 2:12:13Many dispensaries carry a THC license and a CBD
- 2:12:16license. Who cares? Let us get high. For customers
- 2:12:20who seek out hemp gummies, for example, they
- 2:12:23could face some roadblocks once the legislation's
- 2:12:25timeline expires. Oh yeah, let's forget about
- 2:12:28having, I don't know, people actually make money
- 2:12:31legally. Let's just go back to having people
- 2:12:32deal. Frickin' idiots. and an amendment is passed.
- 2:12:36There are a lot of people who are dealing with
- 2:12:38ailments that, like our gummies, I don't know
- 2:12:41how that's going to affect the availabilities
- 2:12:43of those same cannabinoids. What I'm concerned
- 2:12:45about is there's going to be smoke shops that
- 2:12:47are going to keep selling and then the cops are
- 2:12:48going to, you know, arrest them. When it's all
- 2:12:51said and done and we're all laying at our deathbed
- 2:12:53unless we die immediately, will any of this matter?
- 2:12:57Who cares if someone wants to get high? Mm -hmm.
- 2:13:08Time for Louisville news. All right, right now.
- 2:13:57Happy Hot Topic! And you can make your voice
- 2:14:02heard about data center rules in our area. A
- 2:14:04lot of friggin' data centers. Nothing's gonna
- 2:14:06stop him. Nothing. Nothing at all. Now a man
- 2:14:10is facing multiple charges after police say he
- 2:14:12shot at a woman inside Moe's Food Mart. Not at
- 2:14:16Moe. I've been around one this morning at the
- 2:14:18store on West Oak Street. That sucks. And then
- 2:14:21there's this right here. Today a man will be
- 2:14:24arraigned for killing his own father on Father's
- 2:14:27Day. You know what you should do? And I, but
- 2:14:31I, I'm sure he listened to Rover on the Fox 11
- 2:14:34years ago in Louisville. What's going on here?
- 2:14:41An Amazon driver salute caught on camera moved
- 2:14:44the Bullitt County military family to tears.
- 2:14:46Now they're searching for that driver to thank
- 2:14:48them. Joyce O 'Gerry. I'm sure he's a happy hour
- 2:14:51listener. What's going on here? A Kentucky sheriff
- 2:14:55accused of fatally shooting a judge in his chambers
- 2:14:58will also get his trial moved to another county.
- 2:15:01All right, I'm sure that county will defend him.
- 2:15:04All right, time for a Duval, a news. Are you
- 2:15:09ready? I am, Captain, I can hear you. Whoa! Yeah!
- 2:15:17Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Uh, uh, rap! Hoppy on the dial,
- 2:15:24he don't fold. Hoppy hour on the air, truth told
- 2:15:27cold. Jacksonville headlines, he call it like
- 2:15:30he see it. If it's foul in the duvall, best believe
- 2:15:32he gon' read it. He speak his mind, no script,
- 2:15:35no filter. If the room get tense, he get stiller.
- 2:15:39Clips in the feed, names in the mud. He don't
- 2:15:41smile through lies, he cut through the crumbs.
- 2:15:44Say it loud, say it plain. Heat in the talk,
- 2:15:48rain on the lane. Street view trouble on the
- 2:15:50map tonight. He point at that mess, make the
- 2:15:53whole thing bite. Duvall News, Duvall News. Rap,
- 2:15:58he bring the truth with the bruise. Duvall News,
- 2:16:01Duvall News. He say what he mean, don't play
- 2:16:04the fool. Duvall News, Duvall News. Rebuild talk
- 2:16:08in the whole town, fool. Duvall News, Duvall
- 2:16:12News. When he take the mic, better, better make
- 2:16:15room. All right, now. Happy Hot Topic. Hi, Jizz.
- 2:16:21Making sure that students get to school safely
- 2:16:23is a top priority for Duval County Public Schools
- 2:16:26and the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office this morning.
- 2:16:28So they're going to patrol and they're going
- 2:16:30to increase school zones and pull people over
- 2:16:33at this speed. Sorry, I'm just in a fucking hurry.
- 2:16:37This morning, a man is in jail after police say
- 2:16:40a tip led them to shut down a drug operation
- 2:16:42out of the house. Homie probably regretting it.
- 2:16:47Florida City is now suspending its use of controversial
- 2:16:50AI license plate reading cameras. All right,
- 2:16:53so there's this loser slime. Federal prosecutors
- 2:16:57say this case is about making neighborhoods safer
- 2:16:59by dismantling a violent drug enterprise. And
- 2:17:02on Monday, they announced a major blow to that
- 2:17:05organization. You would do that through murder?
- 2:17:07Murder for hire. Attempted murder? A word said
- 2:17:09over 20 times by U .S. Attorney Greg Kehoe, murder.
- 2:17:13In his opening remarks, he used it again and
- 2:17:15again as he described what prosecutors say this
- 2:17:18gang did to build power and protect drug money.
- 2:17:21All right, so that's not good representation
- 2:17:23for Jacksonville. And then there's this. Concerns
- 2:17:27about air conditioning not running properly in
- 2:17:28Duval County School. Yeah, I feel like there's
- 2:17:31not a lot of money or something in Jacksonville.
- 2:17:33I don't know why there's all these. I mean, no
- 2:17:35air conditioning in Jacksonville is insane. All
- 2:17:39right, let's end what Cleveland knows. Static
- 2:17:52crackle, mic pop, the hour is hoppy Cleveland
- 2:17:55skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the
- 2:17:57Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves,
- 2:18:00carry tales, but they ain't gloves The concrete
- 2:18:02jungle, potholes where dreams collapse Downtown
- 2:18:05echoes, the cabs and faded cabs Pass the preaching
- 2:18:08hustle, corner kids trading maps Where the vibes
- 2:18:11Midwest, but the struggle overlaps Cleveland
- 2:18:13news, where the Truth gets raw, rust belt blues,
- 2:18:17every crack, every flaw Until it takes no sugar,
- 2:18:21no draw Hoppy on the mic spittin' facts, no law
- 2:18:24Back alleys whisper, still grit in the air Hoppy
- 2:18:27pullin' cards, city troops laid bare Bar sharper
- 2:18:30than the skyline, no time to spare Opinions heavy
- 2:18:33as the lake, but he don't care Radio days, static
- 2:18:36hum in the booth Voice boomin' through the speakers,
- 2:18:39pittin' with the truth Tower city shadows, echoin'
- 2:18:42the youths Cut, unpolished, Cleveland's the proof
- 2:18:45Hoppy's lens, no rose tint Just grind every segment,
- 2:18:49a slice of Cleveland's wine From the flats to
- 2:18:52the high stories Combined, unfiltered, unbothered,
- 2:18:55un -refined Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh,
- 2:19:04oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh This morning, the Akron
- 2:19:14community is mourning the loss of a high school
- 2:19:16senior shot and killed over the weekend. So sad.
- 2:19:1919 -year -old J .R. Bell was a quarterback at
- 2:19:22Akron North High School, and he played a scrimmage
- 2:19:25right before he was killed. David Greenberg,
- 2:19:27live this morning with more on how this young
- 2:19:29man will be remembered. Good morning, David.
- 2:19:33Good morning, guys. Well, Akron North's head
- 2:19:36football coach, Demonte Powell, said he got a
- 2:19:38text. from Jair Bell around 1 .52 on Sunday.
- 2:19:42Police say just minutes later, shortly after
- 2:19:442 o 'clock, that is when Bell was shot and killed.
- 2:19:48And Powell says that this loss is simply hard
- 2:19:51to process. You rarely see kids special like
- 2:19:54Jair Bell. It was a surreal moment for me. It's
- 2:19:58always a good day young, right? You know, just
- 2:20:00to know that I was one of the last people he
- 2:20:02reached out to. And according to police, Bell
- 2:20:07was a passenger in a car on Marie Avenue when
- 2:20:09two suspects began opening fire. A 17 -year -old
- 2:20:13driver was not injured and drove away from the
- 2:20:15area before officers found the car near Lakemont
- 2:20:19Avenue and Manchester Road. Bell was found with
- 2:20:22a gunshot wound to the head and... Rest in peace,
- 2:20:24bud. Sorry. And this afternoon, a judge in Vinton
- 2:20:28County has ordered a competency evaluation for
- 2:20:31Elizabeth Siders, one of four family members
- 2:20:34charged after 16 children were removed from a
- 2:20:38Hampton home. Looks like someone Jeffrey Love
- 2:20:40Roque would hang out with. And dock her mothership.
- 2:21:20They used the R word here. We think this is art.
- 2:21:24It could be worse, though at least we're not
- 2:21:26Detroit. We're not Detroit. The masses, sports,
- 2:21:31you know, keep people from looking at their own
- 2:21:32lives and realizing how bad the facts they got,
- 2:21:34you know? I mean, if you couldn't get drunk and
- 2:21:40paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,
- 2:21:42you might realize, I live in Cleveland. I used
- 2:21:54to eat babies in a former life, you know? And
- 2:21:56then he's looking around at your tiny little
- 2:21:57house that you can't afford because of the mortgage
- 2:21:59crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who
- 2:22:01will have diabetes by the time they're eight
- 2:22:03because they live on corn syrup and lye. And
- 2:22:06then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife
- 2:22:09where she waddles towards you with her front
- 2:22:10butt spilling out over the top of her ass and
- 2:22:12washed jeans and he's like, I'm gonna go shoot
- 2:22:15myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter
- 2:22:17right now. Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.
- 2:22:44Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks. Like on the
- 2:23:06outside, whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch
- 2:23:11even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter
- 2:23:14how crazy or against the law it is. Except for
- 2:23:18Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are
- 2:23:21different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak.
- 2:23:25That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm
- 2:23:29one of those guys who can't wait to get to work
- 2:23:31in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! So
- 2:24:01if there's a few bucks left over, you know, go
- 2:24:04get something nice. Yeah! Can I get a $9 ,000
- 2:24:08prostitute, please? Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000
- 2:24:12ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino, send
- 2:24:15her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna
- 2:24:18be asleep, so get him up there. I had, like,
- 2:24:20half a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this whole
- 2:24:24f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is
- 2:24:27coming. Oh, no! Oh, no! PhDs in four scientific
- 2:24:48disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call
- 2:24:52me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.
- 2:24:57You know, like Dr. Gray. It's a stud. God, you're
- 2:25:02stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass.
- 2:25:10What is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the
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- 2:25:46You'd be nuts to pass up on this offer. Mm -hmm.
- 2:25:49I mean, someone at church or internet night or
- 2:25:51something. Ooh, what's that sign? Where they
- 2:25:54put them fire poppers up your buttholes? Now,
- 2:25:57that's a good... No, not that specific sign.
- 2:25:59But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
- 2:26:02Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you
- 2:26:05not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,
- 2:26:07verbulate that man's name in the house again.
- 2:26:10I don't think you said his name. Some of us...
- 2:26:13I'm too busy banging to exchange business cards.
- 2:26:16Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox neither.
- 2:26:19Sheriff says you race from down hell down to
- 2:26:20the library. Yeah, you know I do. You're going
- 2:26:23strong when you don't know it all. Whoa, a real
- 2:26:31live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New
- 2:26:34Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't
- 2:26:39look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag.
- 2:27:13And that is that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's
- 2:27:25time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio
- 2:27:33.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. As a reminder,
- 2:27:49if you don't feel like listening to this next
- 2:27:51song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
- 2:27:53Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
- 2:27:56around, folks. That was on roids I've been hitting
- 2:28:35so long And I'm a big headed boy Nah, we ain't
- 2:28:39all HGH Though I might pick up some weight When
- 2:28:42I'm running through your space booing the cider
- 2:29:19I do this I'm a writer and a writer I spew it
- 2:29:23cause I'm nicer but I do this for the lifers
- 2:29:25I'm a writer and a writer I spew it cause I'm
- 2:29:29nicer but I do it for the lifers Somebody so
- 2:29:59deadly be of the pen Viva, jovito, Jardino, muy
- 2:30:03bien Big up to Biggie and Pac, I do it for them
- 2:30:06Until I reach Khaliq, I do it for him Do it for
- 2:30:10those who can't do for self due to the pen May
- 2:30:14these bars reach through your bars And mind,
- 2:30:16when marriage sing, it heals your heart God's
- 2:30:19only sustenance fills your heart Cause we do
- 2:31:15this all for you We knew that you were going
- 2:31:19through Because we were going through We know
- 2:31:24since the first day We were all in there to hold
- 2:31:28you Sure I took you, I watched brands and watched
- 2:31:32bands I also said watch the man hopping out of
- 2:31:35vans I ain't only teach you about Ibiza I taught
- 2:31:39you how to fish and I let other niggas To see
- 2:31:45you smile The hour will be right back. Oh, yeah.
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- 2:35:43feed. People with autism are often treated like
- 2:35:47they are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this
- 2:35:50is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known
- 2:35:53me as Hammer Hank. I was labeled as slow when
- 2:35:56I started school. Come to find out at the age
- 2:35:58of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic. Now
- 2:36:02at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
- 2:36:04degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
- 2:36:07San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
- 2:36:10So yes, I am different. People of autism have
- 2:36:13no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
- 2:36:16love, and learn to gain education and join the
- 2:36:20workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of
- 2:36:24autism. So when you meet someone with autism,
- 2:36:27don't feel sorry for them, work with them. Find
- 2:36:30out for yourself that autism isn't a disease,
- 2:36:33it's a condition. To find out more about autism,
- 2:36:36please visit autismspeaks .org. I'm praying on
- 2:37:03the day to bring joy to my city, niggas out here
- 2:37:05broke, got the nerve to be picky, get my messy
- 2:37:07rig Cause I hate to see them shitty We're back
- 2:37:09to selling dope just to make a pretty penny Keepin'
- 2:37:11it 100 with niggas saying keep it 50 Chicago
- 2:37:13before everybody actin' like we 50 I told my
- 2:37:15bitch I'm fuckin' with the greatest and you see
- 2:37:16me The realest of the realest and the realest
- 2:37:18of my city Seven -year -old babies getting killed
- 2:37:20for no reason Niggas crackin' cars, zeroin' all
- 2:37:22they peoples Real niggas get blessed, share with
- 2:37:24they niggas Real niggas fuck bitches, care to
- 2:37:26they niggas Many toes for everybody, breakin'
- 2:37:28down and swishin' Put the loud end right around
- 2:37:30to some music Only take a break cause I gotta
- 2:37:32get to it But comin' from, comin' from, you're
- 2:37:34probably losin' Two little boys got killed when
- 2:37:36they was Outro Music My mama's cookin', I'm a
- 2:37:56master plan Gon' put it in the action, motherfucker,
- 2:37:58take a stand My bones in the murder cap and doin'
- 2:38:00he the man I'm in my own lane, tryna see where
- 2:38:02I fit in Take a chance, one man's gonna catch
- 2:38:04a band So we all here every day, tryna chase
- 2:38:06these bands Makin' all this money, you'll never
- 2:38:08understand So go ahead and judge me, I still
- 2:38:10get to it Them niggas say they winnin', but I
- 2:38:12know they really losin' Twelve months later,
- 2:38:13still ridin' in that Buick And if that slow grindin',
- 2:38:16I'ma be fair -paced Comin' like I'm great, cause
- 2:38:17I know these niggas hate Be up on tour makin'
- 2:39:10dubs every week Doesn't mean that he gonna rap
- 2:39:47Slappin' doors open on the V, let a hunter ride
- 2:39:49All them face shots need dental to identify Louis
- 2:39:51Tony, E .T .C., bitch, I been that guy Stay high,
- 2:39:53E .T., I live in the sky Your bitch on me sexy,
- 2:39:56try and give my dick a try Take a trip from my
- 2:39:58roadies and my wrists on rollie I don't talk
- 2:39:59to the police, no talk, no talk Out west at the
- 2:40:02fee -fee, honey, put everything on shorty Made
- 2:40:05man, made D, touch me and you die, no worries
- 2:40:08Latin -ass niggas always tell the stories Bitches
- 2:40:10wanna kick it, tryna be another story Know a
- 2:40:12couple broke bitches that done been no more Know
- 2:40:14a couple real niggas Tell me like I'm great,
- 2:40:31cause I know these niggas hate, niggas hate,
- 2:40:33niggas hate, niggas hate, niggas hate Don't you
- 2:40:55hate when a nigga fake? Hell yeah, I'm already
- 2:40:57normal, most niggas snake. Smiling your face,
- 2:40:59lying to you to your face. Still ain't really
- 2:41:01shit to them, cause they do it that day. Haters
- 2:41:03that be coming in all sizes and shapes. Disguised
- 2:41:05in they face, fake tryna embrace. But I ain't
- 2:41:07with that, so I just fall back like, nah, my
- 2:41:09nigga, I'm good, I'm straight. Real talk, though,
- 2:41:11hate is a bitch nigga trait. So if you a real
- 2:41:13nigga, then I know you can relate. Looking in
- 2:41:15the mirror, all these niggas don't relate. So
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- 2:42:41If you live in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall
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- 2:42:51to come back and I'll be out and keep this party
- 2:42:53going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
- 2:42:57DJ, Hammer and Ink. I may look normal, but the
- 2:43:01truth is I have a condition known as autism.
- 2:43:03That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.
- 2:43:06That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
- 2:43:09of who they are. People with autism normally
- 2:43:12have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
- 2:43:15skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
- 2:43:18In the recent study, people with autism are less
- 2:43:21likely to have a job and more likely to become
- 2:43:24homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
- 2:43:27and family, having a college education. I have
- 2:43:30even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
- 2:43:33an honorary personality for many years. Always
- 2:43:35remember that people with autism want the same
- 2:43:37things as you to be happy and successful. To
- 2:43:40find out more about autism, please contact your
- 2:43:43local mental health center or visit autismspeech
- 2:43:46.org. This is Cameron Hink and I appreciate your
- 2:43:49kindness. It's Drizzy, baby. You already know
- 2:43:56what it is. It's the first time I'm high. It's
- 2:43:58the first time I smoke in like three months.
- 2:44:00I'm sorry, mama. I had to do it to him. 40, I
- 2:44:03see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stayed late
- 2:44:08tonight, right? You know what happens when I
- 2:44:11stay late. Yeah. Boy wonder. I swear it's like
- 2:44:17this every single time. Toronto. I'm a hog, gotta
- 2:44:25get along with, get on the zone With when shit
- 2:44:28be going right, well, I just flip into the wrong
- 2:44:30shit The team that I belong to, the artists I
- 2:44:32put on with Don't ever ask for nothing, cause
- 2:44:34them niggas got their own shit Knee and weave,
- 2:44:37feel like a mouth full of hot peppers Black Ferrari
- 2:44:39with the red seats, I call it playing checkers
- 2:44:41And I'm never doing verses, I'm forever getting
- 2:44:44If you tryna meet with money, I'll be happy to
- 2:44:46connect ya Life is better than it's ever been
- 2:44:49Schedulin' million dollar meetings with the president
- 2:44:52Someone cut the lights on, where is Thomas Edison?
- 2:44:55Got a new condo, watch me as I settle in I deserve
- 2:44:59a MTV show for me and my people And if you tryna
- 2:45:02zone, I got a whole swish of sweet food Rappers
- 2:45:05all liars and they women all deceitful They subtract
- 2:45:08me, I'll never be your equal Blast 50's Drizzy
- 2:45:11is the nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just
- 2:45:14write every single thing you need down Then he
- 2:45:16got it for me and I'm happy as can be now About
- 2:45:19to start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound
- 2:45:22Yeah, and I should have the most bragging rights
- 2:45:25Because a nigga spit crack, bag it tight Hate
- 2:45:28when rappers say they trying to get their swagger
- 2:45:30right Cause I done came with more fire than a
- 2:45:32dragon fight You pussy ass hater, you should
- 2:45:35do you You ain't heard of me, then you should
- 2:45:37go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean a red clue,
- 2:45:40Wayne's here, soo -woo Bet he felt that like
- 2:45:43the end of a pool cue But I ain't banging, I
- 2:45:46ain't waving no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't
- 2:45:49seeing no badge It's heartbreak, Drake I hate
- 2:45:52to see him so sad I could sun you, see a little
- 2:45:55me in your dad I'm the same yellow boy that used
- 2:45:57to play up on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000
- 2:46:00to be anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny,
- 2:46:03banks like Ashley Burning like a Camelite, stupid
- 2:46:06hoe ask me But don't ask me shit about me And
- 2:46:10know the game really ain't shit without me She
- 2:46:13might have to pay me, but I dick her down free
- 2:46:16Wanna know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper
- 2:46:18down and see Down and see This is my promise.
- 2:46:33I'ma bring that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners.
- 2:46:36And what I make up would fuck up your skin. I
- 2:46:39pick the butt up and bop, bop, then bop, bop
- 2:46:41again. I would butt fuck your friend, then suck
- 2:46:43up her twin. I put the butt up to him, then bop,
- 2:46:46bop, and bop, bop, and bop, bop again. Suck nut,
- 2:46:49you duck, fuck your unloving kin. Now don't rub
- 2:46:52it in like Uberderm on a new tattoo. I had to
- 2:46:56kick my princess up out my casso. That who never
- 2:46:59had that dude always had a blast. Even when I
- 2:47:02was at school, cause bullies aren't bulletproof.
- 2:47:05Red Scott hoodie too, probably ain't as good
- 2:47:07as you. Stupid motherfucker, the only thing in
- 2:47:09the hood is you. I do everything good as you
- 2:47:12know, I do everything better. I get paid for
- 2:47:14every letter, A, B, C, etc. Fetch a bone, like
- 2:47:18a dog motherfucker. I am gone for your neck.
- 2:47:21Intercept, intercept, bring it back. Like work
- 2:47:23in the trunk and my exit coming up. Yeah, I am
- 2:47:26headed to the butt like, butt, butt again. Might
- 2:47:30fly to L. and just fuck her in, nah fuck her
- 2:47:33in, let's get bucks again, and fucking spend
- 2:47:36them bucks and then just fuck her in, if I told
- 2:47:40you I'ma do it, I did it, got my city on my feet,
- 2:47:43it bout to pop out, let's get it, let's get it,
- 2:47:45motherfucker, what you waiting on, it is about
- 2:47:47a minute past this, and I'm about to get shitty,
- 2:47:50I'm with it, if money is the it you want me with,
- 2:47:53and I probably just spit on the chick you want
- 2:47:55me with, and I hit up on bitch only like I'm
- 2:47:58only thick and I own hip hop if you don't spit
- 2:48:00I'm gon' need fit and I just sold a lot of property
- 2:48:03to a buyer and I think his name was kinda like
- 2:48:06Drake Drizzy Rogers or Drizzy Drake Rogers I'm
- 2:48:09too busy to play father and when it comes to
- 2:48:11that game I'm too willing to play harder so harder
- 2:48:13I do there he go they check MVP when I shoot
- 2:48:18a free throw CEO Jazz what they do, the haters
- 2:48:22on their faces and their ass is a shoe Faster
- 2:48:25than you, badder than you, radder than you, etc
- 2:48:29I told you I get beat by the letter like A, B,
- 2:48:32C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q,
- 2:48:38R, S, T, U, V Got B, X, Y, Z, C, top, yes he
- 2:48:43rocks And me and Jizzy both wrote on detox That
- 2:48:47was just a footnote, how long can he could go?
- 2:48:50Wondering when he stop, bitch when the beat stop
- 2:48:52So I'ma keep rockin' to the sheet rock Bend in
- 2:48:56the heat, I send burnt skin The end Young Moolah,
- 2:49:03baby Clock's a joker, playin' cool, great Copy's
- 2:53:36out, we're almost done, feels like robbery in
- 2:53:38banks Tryin' to copy on the mic, droppin' wisdom
- 2:53:41through streams Syndicated sorrow, now it's time
- 2:53:43to shatter dreams Oh, the happy hour, it's comin'
- 2:53:46to a close Radio hits, made it like a Wilson
- 2:53:49Rose Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in the air
- 2:53:52But we keep the rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair
- 2:54:12is like a Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close.
- 2:54:43Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter
- 2:54:46and joy dissolving in the air, both deep rhythms.
- 2:55:04Clockwork to a show Now it's time to face the
- 2:55:06silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the
- 2:55:09mic With humor so divine The void left in our
- 2:55:11hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty speakers
- 2:55:20silenced by the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster
- 2:55:23stopping round the river's bend Hoppy's jokes
- 2:55:26and Jack sees our daily grind Now silence flowered
- 2:55:29and the thoughts we can't rewind The Hoppy Hour
- 2:55:32is coming to a close Radio waves, fading like
- 2:55:35a rose and rose Laughter and joy, dissolving
- 2:55:38in the air We'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just
- 2:55:41so unfair All the art is coming to a close Radio
- 2:55:45waves, fading like a rose and rose Laughter and
- 2:55:48joy, dissolving in the air We'll keep the rhythm,
- 2:55:51oh life's just so unfair RyanHockeyRadio .com
- 2:56:10And like that, it's gone. You probably had Taco
- 2:56:14Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
- 2:56:17I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and we'll
- 2:56:22call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy
- 2:56:31Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our
- 2:56:51broadcast day. Good night, and God bless America.
- 2:56:57Door is closing.