Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #571 Russell Peters | We Don't Smoke the Same Podcast
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What is up?
- 0:00Speaker 2: Everybody? Thank you for joining us here on that We
- 0:03Speaker 2: Don't Smoke the Same Podcast and enjoying that little extended
- 0:06Speaker 2: break number one. A round of applause for Rock Samson
- 0:08Speaker 2: for doing that live mix as he always does.
- 0:12Speaker 3: That ship was dope.
- 0:14Speaker 1: I couldn't hear until I put the headphones on. Otherwise
- 0:16Speaker 1: just sound like somebody's thumb hitting the table.
- 0:18Speaker 2: And that and that and that voice you're hearing is
- 0:21Speaker 2: the one and only legendary Russell Peters joining us here
- 0:23Speaker 2: on that We Don't Smoke the Same Podcast? Oh God,
- 0:28Speaker 2: do you feel like you're like the kids table and shit?
- 0:30Speaker 3: Nice?
- 0:30Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, at the wedding, like go sit
- 0:32Speaker 1: with the kids, see how they're doing, what their future
- 0:35Speaker 1: hopes are, shit on their dreams.
- 0:39Speaker 2: I mean you were talking about some a couple of
- 0:41Speaker 2: things off air. I mean, Rock, I know you had
- 0:43Speaker 2: a few questions before we get xt. You up in here.
- 0:45Speaker 3: You want to yeah, oh there we go.
- 0:46Speaker 1: I got okay, Yeah, I.
- 0:47Speaker 4: Was gonna say, dude, I actually saw he's doing some scratches. Man,
- 0:49Speaker 4: do you do you still do that?
- 0:50Speaker 1: I still cut forty years now, I've been djaying. Hell yeah,
- 0:53Speaker 1: I was listening to dow to go. Fuck, I would
- 0:55Speaker 1: cut over that. That shit's sound of dope.
- 0:56Speaker 4: It's funny because I saw a couple of your videos,
- 0:58Speaker 4: and I think the one that I saw that, I
- 0:59Speaker 4: was like, fuck yeah that he's for real about it.
- 1:02Speaker 1: You were using a super scratch Seal record.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Scratch you seal? Yeah, yeah, Cubert, Yeah, scratch your seal.
- 1:08Speaker 1: Booger breaks, dynamic toad cuts or whatever the fucking I think.
- 1:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:14Speaker 1: I think one of my personal favorites was the he
- 1:16Speaker 1: Hob breaks.
- 1:17Speaker 4: The he Hob Yeah, okay, you get it, bro, you
- 1:20Speaker 4: got to come through and do some cuts sometime.
- 1:21Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Yeah, the Hea how breaks where they
- 1:24Speaker 1: drew it with a pencil.
- 1:25Speaker 4: Dude, And I just like, okay, So, so you still
- 1:28Speaker 4: play with some vinyl and stuff or do you do
- 1:29Speaker 4: exclusively just the laptop stuff?
- 1:31Speaker 3: Now?
- 1:31Speaker 1: No, I do, serrato, but I have a stack of
- 1:34Speaker 1: I mean, I've been dging since since eighty five, So
- 1:36Speaker 1: I started on vinyl. That's all I know.
- 1:37Speaker 3: It's a club in his house, that's sick. Yeah exactly.
- 1:40Speaker 2: Is it that same room you were DJing out of?
- 1:41Speaker 1: COVID Like, oh no, that was my other house I
- 1:44Speaker 1: got I moved but I got to I got an
- 1:47Speaker 1: ill DJ room in the house, little hip hop room,
- 1:49Speaker 1: a little shrine. That's so fucking rad.
- 1:51Speaker 4: I one of my favorite records to bust out because
- 1:54Speaker 4: I I originally started on vinyl as well, and I
- 1:57Speaker 4: did that for like seven years, and then finally upgraded
- 1:59Speaker 4: to the laptop stuff and then now this, you.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Got the gold knobs on yours. I got it like that,
- 2:05Speaker 1: I got it gold. I just got lucky.
- 2:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:07Speaker 4: So it was a super fortunate thing. I was like,
- 2:09Speaker 4: that was the one I wanted. Just happened to be
- 2:11Speaker 4: at the guitar center down the street from me, and
- 2:12Speaker 4: so that was.
- 2:13Speaker 1: My Is that the one that has an analog sound
- 2:15Speaker 1: to it too? A little bit? I haven't played too
- 2:18Speaker 1: much with the internal sounds on it.
- 2:19Speaker 4: You have to tune it for that, because I'm gonna
- 2:22Speaker 4: say what I use it for mostly is like what
- 2:23Speaker 4: you just saw.
- 2:24Speaker 1: I'll go online and I'll either did that record by
- 2:26Speaker 1: the way that beat? Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah, I'll
- 2:29Speaker 1: just hear it to you. I mean it's on YouTube,
- 2:31Speaker 1: so yeah.
- 2:31Speaker 3: No, I mean did you record it on your oh
- 2:33Speaker 3: on there? No? Right?
- 2:35Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah no, But I don't I treat that kind
- 2:39Speaker 4: of like a turntable. So it's like I'll have the
- 2:42Speaker 4: bottom eight banks is always going to be percussion kicks
- 2:44Speaker 4: naire Tom's all that jazz.
- 2:46Speaker 2: Makes just get stored for sure. So like every time
- 2:48Speaker 2: on YouTube, it stays up there. I mean, you can
- 2:50Speaker 2: actually get the audio if you wanted to, because obviously
- 2:52Speaker 2: it's gonna get to the input. Yeah, I don't think
- 2:54Speaker 2: that's actually requited. I don't think he has a SD
- 2:56Speaker 2: card in there.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I do, but I guess I don't record
- 2:59Speaker 1: the The thing.
- 3:00Speaker 4: Is is that, yeah, if you're going to record on this,
- 3:03Speaker 4: I feel like I would need to know the BPM
- 3:06Speaker 4: for these samples before I get in there and stuff,
- 3:08Speaker 4: and I get a little weird with it. I like
- 3:09Speaker 4: to switch up. I think the problem is is that
- 3:12Speaker 4: I'll do something. It's like, let's say it's seventy bpm bpm.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Let's never say it's seventy. Let's say it's okay, ninety,
- 3:21Speaker 1: Well it's gonna say.
- 3:22Speaker 4: My thing is I can do something, and I can
- 3:24Speaker 4: do like a cool half drum, halftime drum set or whatever.
- 3:27Speaker 4: But then if I get a sample that hits just
- 3:30Speaker 4: right and it's not necessarily on the kick or the snare,
- 3:32Speaker 4: it's not any of the on any of the counts.
- 3:34Speaker 4: You can manipulate that and bring it to a completely
- 3:37Speaker 4: different bpm. That's not halftime or double time. So I'll
- 3:40Speaker 4: get like, I'll get.
- 3:42Speaker 3: Really weird stretch it.
- 3:44Speaker 4: It's not stretching it. It's just me finding a weird
- 3:47Speaker 4: play like, okay, so whoop, there it is. That's one
- 3:49Speaker 4: of my favorite songs to play with. Side note, these
- 3:51Speaker 4: guys have no fucking clue what we're.
- 3:52Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
- 3:52Speaker 2: I'm like, it's great, We're nerdy.
- 3:55Speaker 1: We're a nerdy DJ world right now. It is the
- 3:56Speaker 1: most quiet I've seen that either.
- 3:58Speaker 2: Of that, because I mean, I told you at the beginning.
- 4:00Speaker 2: I was like, hey, man, like the questions that you're
- 4:02Speaker 2: probably gonna asks. I was like, get it out of
- 4:04Speaker 2: the mix. I'm like, cause you're gonna be able to
- 4:06Speaker 2: talk this DJ language that we have nothing about. It's
- 4:08Speaker 2: like when I hear him talk about photography and film
- 4:11Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't fucking know about megapieces and shit,
- 4:14Speaker 2: but just make it look good.
- 4:15Speaker 1: What the fuck is DA and Kenny Powers are talking about? Yo,
- 4:19Speaker 1: I'll take that all day. Let's go you caught me
- 4:21Speaker 1: on a rare day where I.
- 4:22Speaker 3: Have sleeves Kenny Powers wishes.
- 4:24Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no, I don't know, man, I can't. I
- 4:26Speaker 1: got to bow down to the great the greatest mole
- 4:28Speaker 1: it ever.
- 4:29Speaker 4: Uh but no, I was gonna say I could pre record,
- 4:32Speaker 4: I could record into this.
- 4:34Speaker 1: You're just sticking SD card in right.
- 4:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:36Speaker 4: But the problem is is, like I said, the way
- 4:37Speaker 4: that the I like, I also produce like on logic and.
- 4:40Speaker 1: Stuff like that.
- 4:41Speaker 4: So I'm like a huge like stickler for like quantitizing
- 4:44Speaker 4: and making sure everything's like snapped in and perfect and
- 4:47Speaker 4: blah blah blah. With this, I'll be doing some beats
- 4:50Speaker 4: that are ninety five, I'll be doing something that are
- 4:52Speaker 4: seventy or one forty.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Like it just goes all over the map.
- 4:54Speaker 4: And so I I haven't really explored that aspect of it.
- 4:58Speaker 4: Because also most of the time, anytime I do a
- 4:59Speaker 4: show like this, it's being recorded like on YouTube.
- 5:03Speaker 1: Good either way. Yeah, I can always go and get
- 5:04Speaker 1: my sounds back.
- 5:05Speaker 2: So you get you get booked like as not just
- 5:08Speaker 2: like a comedian. Are you like shack where you get
- 5:09Speaker 2: booked like for to DJ since people know like you're
- 5:12Speaker 2: a big like hip hop because you be knowing all
- 5:13Speaker 2: the hip hop homies like cycle Less. I do the
- 5:16Speaker 2: Doctor Greatham podcast as a co host, but cycle Less
- 5:20Speaker 2: does it as well. And I know that he has
- 5:22Speaker 2: out with you a lot every time he runs into you.
- 5:24Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:25Speaker 1: I invited him and uh Louise, I mean be real
- 5:28Speaker 1: over on Father's Day, but they didn't show up.
- 5:31Speaker 2: But I think he's on tour.
- 5:33Speaker 1: He was home and I was like, well, I listen,
- 5:39Speaker 1: I invite Lester and Louise.
- 5:43Speaker 3: Well tour.
- 5:44Speaker 2: I like that you know him by their like real name.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Nobody ever calls b Louise. Yeah, yeah, like nobody ever
- 5:51Speaker 2: calls him like.
- 5:51Speaker 1: His mom does or did you know yeah? Or dad
- 5:55Speaker 1: does so one of his parents does or does.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Yeah, that's rocky. Another one before we switch off with XG.
- 6:02Speaker 1: Well, I know that you're hurry off, hurry up, get
- 6:04Speaker 1: off the table now.
- 6:05Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I know you're big on hip
- 6:07Speaker 4: hop and stuff like that and like hip hop culture,
- 6:10Speaker 4: Like do you funk with sneakers at all? I didn't
- 6:12Speaker 4: get to see what you were rocking on the way
- 6:13Speaker 4: in so.
- 6:16Speaker 3: Automatically air Max ones he's a comfort man, dude. Let
- 6:20Speaker 3: him have his comfort.
- 6:21Speaker 4: I didn't say not to wear air Force one air
- 6:24Speaker 4: MAXX ones are sick.
- 6:27Speaker 1: It looked real good, the nicest sleek and the air
- 6:29Speaker 1: Max air Max ones.
- 6:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like Nike shoes that look like comfortable, they're.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Not, dude, The the Vapor Max the most uncomfortable. I
- 6:37Speaker 1: have a pair of the Offense ones. Squeak when you
- 6:39Speaker 1: wear them, dude.
- 6:40Speaker 4: Yeah, and they got the fucking jelly bottoms on them. Yeah,
- 6:43Speaker 4: and every step like wearing fours, it's it's patent. Leather
- 6:46Speaker 4: furs would do that same ship. It's like the SpongeBob
- 6:49Speaker 4: episode with the boots. But what was I gonna say? Well, okay,
- 6:53Speaker 4: so so you got air your air Max is on lock.
- 6:55Speaker 4: Do you have any grails, like a pair that like
- 6:58Speaker 4: I have a bunch of three ones. Okay, I'm the
- 7:02Speaker 4: ones and a threes. Guy, what's your favorite pair of
- 7:05Speaker 4: ones that you own?
- 7:06Speaker 1: The ones? I got those those baby blue Denimi looking ones.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay you know the ones I'm talking about.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Are they Denim or are they swayed new Bucks?
- 7:18Speaker 3: Swayed new Buck but it looks like dnhim the way they.
- 7:20Speaker 1: Bush the turbo blues. Yes, yes, okay, I know that. Uh,
- 7:23Speaker 1: and then for you, I haven't warn them yet for
- 7:26Speaker 1: like two years now, I haven't worn them in.
- 7:27Speaker 3: What's the occasion that I don't know?
- 7:29Speaker 1: It's hard tomorrow America Day for America DAYA. I always
- 7:34Speaker 1: like to wear the Chicagos and the Game Royals at
- 7:36Speaker 1: the same time. Right now, Yeah, the Loston Founds.
- 7:39Speaker 4: I do have a pair of twenty thirteen Chicago's, but
- 7:42Speaker 4: I try not to wear those as much.
- 7:43Speaker 1: I got the the threes when they first brought back
- 7:47Speaker 1: the Nike Air Ones, the white with the cement.
- 7:50Speaker 4: Are you talking about Okay, so you are you talking
- 7:52Speaker 4: about the the justin Timberlake joints with the swosh on
- 7:55Speaker 4: the side that's all white? Are you talking about just
- 7:56Speaker 4: the white cement threes?
- 7:57Speaker 1: Blacksh on it?
- 7:58Speaker 3: Oh?
- 7:59Speaker 1: The Tinkers, I have those two.
- 8:00Speaker 4: That's the og ones, Yeah, because it was based off
- 8:02Speaker 4: the original design that Tinker Hatfield presented.
- 8:05Speaker 2: The amount of shoes that Rock has though, it's just
- 8:07Speaker 2: it's just insane. Though it's a little over a hundred, it's.
- 8:10Speaker 3: A little bit.
- 8:11Speaker 1: I think I'm about there somewhere like that.
- 8:12Speaker 4: I think I think for me, have a video of
- 8:17Speaker 4: my c I I want to see this as I say, Okay.
- 8:20Speaker 4: So for me, I think the pair that's on my
- 8:22Speaker 4: feet right now is my absolute favorite pair.
- 8:24Speaker 1: The Chicago's is just a classic.
- 8:26Speaker 4: I think the rarest pair that I have, I can't
- 8:30Speaker 4: really wear them because you know, Kanye's kind of dug
- 8:33Speaker 4: himself a deep hole. But I have two pairs of
- 8:35Speaker 4: the Kanye Easy twos or the the Nike Easy twos.
- 8:38Speaker 1: I never really fucked with any of the Easy ship
- 8:40Speaker 1: because I was always like, eh, she looks mad goofy
- 8:42Speaker 1: to me. You know, my thing is man. I grew
- 8:44Speaker 1: up on Mega Man.
- 8:45Speaker 4: So you give me a big, fat ass boot, Like,
- 8:46Speaker 4: I think that she looks tight, but you know, I
- 8:49Speaker 4: also respect.
- 8:50Speaker 1: That it's not a sneaker for every occasion. Yeah, I
- 8:53Speaker 1: can never you know, as funny as I'm friends with
- 8:55Speaker 1: the guy Omarhe's last he was the head designer for
- 9:01Speaker 1: Easy Get the fuck out.
- 9:03Speaker 4: Oh when he was Bailey Omar Bailey, and he was
- 9:05Speaker 4: uh with like the Adidas line, like when he was
- 9:08Speaker 4: on his Adidas days.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Yes, he was there. He was the guy doing all
- 9:11Speaker 1: the designs for ya.
- 9:13Speaker 3: Damn. He said, Yeay was very involved.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it seems like.
- 9:16Speaker 3: Man.
- 9:16Speaker 1: The whole thing bumps. It wasn't like we're going to
- 9:18Speaker 1: do this and you're gonna okay, he was pretty involved. Yeah,
- 9:20Speaker 1: I would have thought.
- 9:21Speaker 2: You would have been like a big like uh like
- 9:23Speaker 2: hype t Stree with like the you know, like the Easies,
- 9:26Speaker 2: because everybody was.
- 9:27Speaker 3: Like on them. I don't do what everybody does. You
- 9:30Speaker 3: shouldn't know that makes you a little boring and predictable.
- 9:33Speaker 4: Funny enough, I got into like the Adidas Easy stuff.
- 9:37Speaker 4: I want to say, like six years after it had
- 9:38Speaker 4: already been running. I was just like when it first
- 9:41Speaker 4: came out. I wasn't really into like the knit sneakers,
- 9:43Speaker 4: but the seven hundreds that is.
- 9:45Speaker 1: The most comfortable shoe I've ever worn. But you know
- 9:47Speaker 1: again I do. And I fuck with Air Force ones too.
- 9:50Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I prefer the all classics like a rapper does.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Though you've seen how like rappers be buying them sh
- 9:55Speaker 2: It's like and just tossing them out. They're like the
- 9:57Speaker 2: super most disposable shoe.
- 9:58Speaker 4: Oh it's the dixie Cup of sneakers. Dog, you get
- 10:00Speaker 4: one pair of let me see that. Hold on, hold on, okay,
- 10:04Speaker 4: this is my live reaction to this ship. Let's see
- 10:07Speaker 4: show me the fucking sneaker closet.
- 10:11Speaker 1: No, no, no, I found I found it. Yeah, so you got.
- 10:13Speaker 3: Fucking that's only one wall. There's three walls.
- 10:16Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, my wall isn't that impressive. But like, okay,
- 10:20Speaker 4: hold on pausing, Okay, so I see some good elevens
- 10:23Speaker 4: in there. You got the fucking black cement threes.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Uh, there's more in there now because I was I
- 10:28Speaker 1: was on tour when I took that, and somebody took
- 10:30Speaker 1: the video for me, like, let me, let me see
- 10:32Speaker 1: my babies real quick.
- 10:34Speaker 4: And then you got the fucking yeah, you gotta really
- 10:37Speaker 4: sick collection. Man, hold on, let's see this press play
- 10:39Speaker 4: some more.
- 10:40Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a lot of repeats on the threes.
- 10:43Speaker 1: That's sick. And then I see the the turbo blues
- 10:46Speaker 1: up there. Yeah, this is dope.
- 10:49Speaker 4: No, it's just I don't get to talk to people
- 10:51Speaker 4: about this very often, man. And I see some Pumas
- 10:54Speaker 4: in there, okay, and some Adidas hell yeah, yeah you got.
- 10:57Speaker 1: Some variety, man. Yeah. I think I think ones is
- 10:59Speaker 1: the pa that I have the most of.
- 11:00Speaker 4: I got thirty pairs of ones and then like six
- 11:04Speaker 4: pairs of threes.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Jeez, that's it's.
- 11:07Speaker 2: Like definitely MTV Cribs is uh one more time? Give
- 11:11Speaker 2: it up for Roxhampton in the mix before we let
- 11:13Speaker 2: the cooles xt come.
- 11:14Speaker 3: Up in the mix up in here actually.
- 11:17Speaker 1: Come after your mediocre questions.
- 11:20Speaker 3: You know what that is?
- 11:22Speaker 1: That is very nice.
- 11:23Speaker 3: I said, I remember your MTV Cribs when you were
- 11:27Speaker 3: of them. I remember the one you were eating pancakes
- 11:30Speaker 3: at the big titty woman and she's you're about like
- 11:32Speaker 3: before you showed up your house, it was like you
- 11:34Speaker 3: were in la I don't know. And then we come
- 11:36Speaker 3: into the house. Have you walked into a bunch of
- 11:39Speaker 3: comics Ron Jossell sitting on the couch. Well, that was
- 11:41Speaker 3: the studio city House. That was pretty crazy.
- 11:45Speaker 2: Russell, this is my other brown co host.
- 11:46Speaker 3: I met him before I met him through George. I've
- 11:49Speaker 3: seen him. Oh yeah, that's right.
- 11:51Speaker 2: You know you were the what is it true that
- 11:53Speaker 2: you were the first person to give George like a
- 11:55Speaker 2: hookup after he got out of jail.
- 11:57Speaker 3: Yeah, and I would take care of Molly was in jail.
- 11:59Speaker 2: Damn, he didn't mentioned that, that is I mean, I
- 12:01Speaker 2: mean George, No, I mean I didn't hear that signe
- 12:03Speaker 2: like myself. But I'm pretty sure that he's mentioned it
- 12:05Speaker 2: because you lived.
- 12:06Speaker 3: With it, George.
- 12:07Speaker 5: Maybe maybe Russell remembers this. I wasn't going to bring
- 12:09Speaker 5: it up. Do you remember performing at the Improv and
- 12:12Speaker 5: some waitress that was serving us at the green room
- 12:15Speaker 5: mentioned not losing a purse? And then that was Friday
- 12:18Speaker 5: night and Saturday night. Because you're a good guy, you
- 12:20Speaker 5: came and you brought a brand new purse to her
- 12:22Speaker 5: and she was so stoked and I was like, my
- 12:23Speaker 5: first impression of you, and I was like, dude, there's
- 12:25Speaker 5: a nice guy. But she she was just complaining about
- 12:27Speaker 5: how someone stole her person the.
- 12:28Speaker 3: Night before at the club, damn.
- 12:30Speaker 1: And I don't know.
- 12:31Speaker 5: I mean, it was just like I don't.
- 12:32Speaker 3: Remember that, but that's a really nice thing to do.
- 12:34Speaker 1: Yeah, how hot was I mean that could be the
- 12:40Speaker 1: main reason.
- 12:42Speaker 2: I'm like, that's very like I was like this, So
- 12:44Speaker 2: it's not just Drake bro it's just like a Toronto day.
- 12:46Speaker 2: She just buy a girl purse and it's like that's it.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Grew up with money, So for us, it's like, we
- 12:51Speaker 1: know what it's like to not have money and then
- 12:53Speaker 1: have somebody steal your ship. Now you're out twice. Everybody
- 12:58Speaker 1: who was rich just go by another one.
- 13:01Speaker 5: She was a server.
- 13:01Speaker 1: You know.
- 13:02Speaker 2: By the way, we told everybody on the podcast that
- 13:04Speaker 2: Ninny was bringing his.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Dad to work today, I'm getting fucking hi from you guys.
- 13:09Speaker 3: Thanks for coming pop. How do you even.
- 13:14Speaker 2: Is the Canada comedy scene really like a tight knit thing, bro,
- 13:16Speaker 2: because I feel like Nitty's tapped in with everybody out
- 13:19Speaker 2: there and it's like such a I mean, I guess
- 13:21Speaker 2: it could happen out here, but like out there, man,
- 13:23Speaker 2: Like I feel like like you were this is I'm
- 13:26Speaker 2: quoting you when you're like, not too many people pop
- 13:28Speaker 2: out of Canada. You know, it's not as easy to
- 13:30Speaker 2: like kind of do it as compared to La.
- 13:31Speaker 3: You get stuck there. There's not there's not really an
- 13:33Speaker 3: industry there. There's like two network you know, I don't know, man,
- 13:37Speaker 3: there's not. You can't really grow unless you off that.
- 13:39Speaker 1: It's also like it's like growing up in the hood.
- 13:43Speaker 1: You get stuck in a cycle where everybody's thinking the
- 13:45Speaker 1: same way and doing the same ship, and if anybody
- 13:47Speaker 1: wants to step outside of that, you're gonna get mocked
- 13:50Speaker 1: and ridiculed by everybody in the hood. This motherfucker thinks
- 13:54Speaker 1: he's good, No, you're gonna get out of here and
- 13:55Speaker 1: moved somewhere else, motherfucker. And then it's the same thing
- 13:57Speaker 1: with the Canadian comedy scene. If you start thinking bigger
- 14:00Speaker 1: than these gigs, yeah, and they're like, who do you
- 14:04Speaker 1: think you are? You know, I dealt with all that
- 14:06Speaker 1: chick coming up, but nitdy, I didn't even know until
- 14:08Speaker 1: he moved out here because people say our guys coming
- 14:12Speaker 1: out there, you look out for him and said.
- 14:13Speaker 3: I.
- 14:15Speaker 2: You are that guy that does that for a lot
- 14:17Speaker 2: of people in Canada too. Man, My first I haven't
- 14:20Speaker 2: I haven't met you, like face to face. I've only
- 14:22Speaker 2: met you through like you know, like brief interaction with Rouse,
- 14:25Speaker 2: but the comedy store, because that's my first Canadian person
- 14:29Speaker 2: that I've ever met, like very Canadian friends. I mean,
- 14:31Speaker 2: he is It could definitely make you crazy. He's a
- 14:35Speaker 2: crazy Canadian to me, bro, because.
- 14:36Speaker 3: That guy but his accent is so Canadian.
- 14:39Speaker 2: Yes, but but Rouse is just such a whole crazy
- 14:43Speaker 2: human being.
- 14:44Speaker 1: You get this heavy metal at fucking two am, not
- 14:48Speaker 1: even heavy metal death.
- 14:49Speaker 3: Yea death fucking metal.
- 14:50Speaker 2: This guy's over here. He's putting these fucking blue things
- 14:53Speaker 2: in his nose and he's like, chick this out. It's
- 14:56Speaker 2: just rips on his nose hair, and I'm just like, bro,
- 14:58Speaker 2: this is what are you doing?
- 15:00Speaker 1: Are you as close?
- 15:01Speaker 3: It's like living with jackass? Bro Like just like like
- 15:04Speaker 3: that he lived.
- 15:04Speaker 5: At my apartment for a whole week. But are you
- 15:06Speaker 5: as close as I am? To rousse?
- 15:07Speaker 3: Uh?
- 15:08Speaker 5: To rouse? Because he sends me pictures of miss ship Whiskers.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't let him do that. I've known
- 15:13Speaker 1: him thirty years.
- 15:15Speaker 3: He won't do it to Russ, so he doesn't do
- 15:16Speaker 3: that to him. Okay, I've known him thirty years.
- 15:19Speaker 5: Oh d this guy to this day, randomly I'll get
- 15:21Speaker 5: a picture of some misship Whiskers with some girl who
- 15:24Speaker 5: ate butt and he lost to send it to just.
- 15:26Speaker 3: To Phillips, asshole. Yeah, so at least he respects you enough.
- 15:31Speaker 1: When he had chat chat, it's.
- 15:35Speaker 3: Just him shipping off of bridges and ship fucking.
- 15:39Speaker 1: Yeah. It's crazy is that he's fifty four years old
- 15:42Speaker 1: and he's still doing that.
- 15:43Speaker 5: He looks great for fifty four. I mean for how
- 15:44Speaker 5: old he is, he looks young. He's a vampire.
- 15:46Speaker 3: He's the man though he always he's always no seradu.
- 15:51Speaker 3: He looks like.
- 15:55Speaker 2: Because when he I didn't know he was about to
- 15:57Speaker 2: take his hand off, and I was like, you're like
- 15:58Speaker 2: a school with skin.
- 15:59Speaker 1: I know him longing to I knew he had hair,
- 16:01Speaker 1: oh with hair, and here somewhere. If it wasn't for
- 16:05Speaker 1: that guy, we wouldn't be here right now.
- 16:07Speaker 3: Yeah, straight up though man shout out to shout out.
- 16:10Speaker 2: I've ended up in this building or like the connections
- 16:13Speaker 2: with like the weirdest way. But like the way I
- 16:14Speaker 2: got my job here, it would have never happened if
- 16:16Speaker 2: it wasn't for Raskas.
- 16:18Speaker 3: But like hip hop fucking text.
- 16:20Speaker 1: Me today, I think, Bro.
- 16:22Speaker 2: Then that is the universe right there, just doing this thing.
- 16:24Speaker 1: For today, this text me this morning, grand rising, and
- 16:27Speaker 1: I just happened to be awake. I'm never awaked at early.
- 16:30Speaker 2: I was before I worked here, before I got an
- 16:32Speaker 2: internship here Carson what I was doing Uber at the time.
- 16:35Speaker 3: Bro, You're not from Carson, no, no, no, I'm from South Central.
- 16:38Speaker 3: Never heard it? So so why did.
- 16:42Speaker 2: I had a mom? Had a mom didn't let me
- 16:44Speaker 2: gang bag? You know that it's a good way, a
- 16:47Speaker 2: good way to Yeah. So I met ras Cast while
- 16:50Speaker 2: giving him an Uber ride and he's and I had
- 16:52Speaker 2: to interview the next day it is, and he was
- 16:54Speaker 2: getting to know me as I took him to go
- 16:55Speaker 2: buy a Gucci belt in the Crunchroll mall and all
- 16:57Speaker 2: this stuff. I was ruining his errands, bro, and he
- 16:59Speaker 2: was just tell me I didn't know who the fuck
- 17:00Speaker 2: he was. Bro, I'll be honest, he's one of the
- 17:02Speaker 2: dopest seasons from the West. I knew, but I didn't
- 17:05Speaker 2: really know because I wasn't pay I was just like,
- 17:06Speaker 2: I just picked up his customer, let me just drip
- 17:08Speaker 2: drive him around. And at the end he was like,
- 17:10Speaker 2: I was like, what are you doing tomorrow? And like
- 17:11Speaker 2: he's like, what do you got going? I'm like, yeah,
- 17:12Speaker 2: I just graduated from college. I'm trying to get this
- 17:14Speaker 2: internship into space called be Real TV. It's like those
- 17:17Speaker 2: are my man's and he's he's like you know what.
- 17:19Speaker 2: He's like, You've been cool. I'm gonna do you a solid.
- 17:22Speaker 2: He calls the person that gave me the interview. I
- 17:25Speaker 2: didn't believe it, Bro. I was like tripping.
- 17:26Speaker 3: I was like, this is gotta be getting punk.
- 17:28Speaker 2: Bro, this is trip Like, because how the fuck the
- 17:31Speaker 2: chances of that? Bro, I'm just doing uber and or
- 17:33Speaker 2: or lyft and he calls up talks to the dude
- 17:35Speaker 2: who gave me. He's like, yeah, it's my little bro.
- 17:38Speaker 2: I need you to tell b that he's good with me.
- 17:40Speaker 2: So any problems calling back. I'm like, well, you don't
- 17:42Speaker 2: even know me. I could be a mass murder, Like
- 17:45Speaker 2: you don't even know me, and then.
- 17:47Speaker 3: You murder, but you're a good driver.
- 17:50Speaker 2: So yeah, rascals got me the job here in a sense.
- 17:52Speaker 3: Bro. So like, it's weird how without a reference right.
- 17:55Speaker 2: Like he didn't even know me like that for make
- 17:57Speaker 2: that kind of reference. But he was just like you
- 17:59Speaker 2: know what after to get it to know you seem
- 18:01Speaker 2: like you're a good dude. He's like you went to college,
- 18:03Speaker 2: you know. He's like, this seems like a right fit.
- 18:04Speaker 2: You gotta be a communications He's like this is a
- 18:06Speaker 2: radio kind of thing.
- 18:07Speaker 3: He's like, go do it. Yeah.
- 18:09Speaker 2: So I'm like it's weird. The universe will place you
- 18:11Speaker 2: in the right opportunities, bro. And like everybody that I've
- 18:13Speaker 2: met in the comedy scene, especially in Canada, like they
- 18:15Speaker 2: always say that you're like that person that with hair.
- 18:19Speaker 1: Oh my god, I gotta find that. I have another
- 18:22Speaker 1: picture of rouse with blue hair. He seems like the
- 18:24Speaker 1: guy who have hair for sure, And that's me with
- 18:30Speaker 1: a ton of hair.
- 18:32Speaker 3: Look at that split right down the middle in the middle, son,
- 18:36Speaker 3: But that's how it goes.
- 18:37Speaker 1: You ever see you with hair?
- 18:39Speaker 3: This guy never took me on the road either. He's
- 18:41Speaker 3: never seen me before. You took me on the road
- 18:43Speaker 3: that day, the first day you met me. He's like,
- 18:45Speaker 3: how's it been going. I'm like, pretty shitty. He's like,
- 18:47Speaker 3: give me your phone. He took my phone and just
- 18:48Speaker 3: started adding dates to it. Same ship.
- 18:51Speaker 1: I looked out for the kids, especially the Indian kids.
- 18:53Speaker 3: Hell yeah, you know.
- 18:55Speaker 2: The fact that you bring that up, it brings me
- 18:57Speaker 2: to one of the things that I was thinking about.
- 18:58Speaker 2: I'm like, I gotta ask him this. You're like the
- 19:00Speaker 2: mellow man Ace of comedy in your own in your
- 19:02Speaker 2: own ethnicity.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Except for being not being Cuban.
- 19:05Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, but like what I mean is
- 19:06Speaker 2: like mellow man ace because I get I work with
- 19:09Speaker 2: right now.
- 19:09Speaker 3: I worked.
- 19:10Speaker 2: I worked with him too on the Green Thumb podcast,
- 19:13Speaker 2: and he was the it kid for the Latinos first, right,
- 19:15Speaker 2: Like you know what I mean? He worked before yeah,
- 19:18Speaker 2: before that, so he was the one who got it first.
- 19:21Speaker 2: And I'm gonna be honest, bro, Like with the exception
- 19:24Speaker 2: of was who's the guy from Parks and Rex as
- 19:26Speaker 2: he's or whatever? Like and he was, you know, I
- 19:28Speaker 2: mean like he wasn't on your level, you know what
- 19:30Speaker 2: I mean, Like he caught traction for like I'm thirty five,
- 19:33Speaker 2: and you know what I mean.
- 19:34Speaker 3: Like that was one of the things where I saw
- 19:35Speaker 3: him come up.
- 19:35Speaker 2: But I don't feel like he put on for like
- 19:38Speaker 2: the like the Indians like you on like a pit
- 19:40Speaker 2: bull level, so you know where he's like mister worldwide
- 19:42Speaker 2: and you you're like the it kid from like just
- 19:45Speaker 2: not just the Indians, but just coming out of like Toronto, man.
- 19:47Speaker 2: And I feel like it's that like you've like embraced
- 19:49Speaker 2: that and given a lot of like bones to like
- 19:52Speaker 2: a lot of people, man. And I feel like it
- 19:54Speaker 2: comes back tenfold for you, bro, Like.
- 19:55Speaker 1: It can't take it with you, right. And I had
- 19:57Speaker 1: so many people be dicks to me when I was
- 19:59Speaker 1: coming up, and that was unnecessary. Like if I did
- 20:02Speaker 1: something to you to make me to be a dick,
- 20:03Speaker 1: I'm like, fair I did something, but there's gonna be
- 20:05Speaker 1: a dick unsolicited, then fuck you. And I was like,
- 20:09Speaker 1: all right, I'll be cool to everybody until you show
- 20:10Speaker 1: me a reason.
- 20:11Speaker 3: Not to be cool to you non consent dick. Yeah, yeah,
- 20:15Speaker 3: I've been man, you're the best bro. Keep talking.
- 20:19Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's uh, it's one of those things.
- 20:22Speaker 3: I mean.
- 20:23Speaker 2: The fact that you said all the doors that started
- 20:25Speaker 2: drogs were closing you, Like, what made you be like that?
- 20:28Speaker 1: Because I was the first one that was the first
- 20:31Speaker 1: Indian guy.
- 20:31Speaker 3: First got to go viral on YouTube, first comedian and the.
- 20:34Speaker 1: First Indian guy started in eighty nine, but I was born. Yeah,
- 20:37Speaker 1: I'm fifty five this year.
- 20:38Speaker 2: What made you five years in the game?
- 20:41Speaker 3: Six? Well?
- 20:41Speaker 5: Made you upload that clip?
- 20:43Speaker 3: Or I didn't?
- 20:44Speaker 1: Someone just I still don't know how to fucking upload legit.
- 20:47Speaker 1: Don't know how to upload shit?
- 20:48Speaker 5: To you, how much shit is on the internet and
- 20:49Speaker 5: you don't know how to upload.
- 20:50Speaker 3: I got to give it to your guy.
- 20:51Speaker 1: I could barely not a download. People don't even download anymore.
- 20:55Speaker 5: You find it or who showed you that your own clip?
- 20:57Speaker 5: You someone was like, hey, look this is you, and
- 20:59Speaker 5: you're like, yeah, that is me. And weren't you trying
- 21:00Speaker 5: to find who uploaded it?
- 21:01Speaker 3: You were kind of at the time.
- 21:02Speaker 1: They didn't know you could chase that trace that shit either.
- 21:04Speaker 1: I was like, it was eight night two thousand and
- 21:06Speaker 1: five when YouTube just started, but I had already gone
- 21:09Speaker 1: viral the year before that. When people would email you
- 21:12Speaker 1: clips but I obviously not me, but they would email
- 21:14Speaker 1: like a two minute clip of me. It'll make you
- 21:17Speaker 1: take twenty five minutes to download two minutes. And then
- 21:20Speaker 1: people like, oh, this was funny, where's the rest of it?
- 21:22Speaker 1: And then they keep chunking it up, and then finally
- 21:24Speaker 1: the whole thing got dumped on YouTube. When YouTube started, yeah, yah, yeah,
- 21:28Speaker 1: I didn't know what the fuck YouTube was even at
- 21:30Speaker 1: that time.
- 21:31Speaker 5: So someone made money off your off your video, they didn't.
- 21:34Speaker 1: There was no monetization back then. Monetization that starts away later.
- 21:39Speaker 1: By the time it started, I was already monetizing it myself, okay.
- 21:43Speaker 5: Because you know who else did it kind of around
- 21:45Speaker 5: the same time with Dank Cook.
- 21:46Speaker 3: He did it.
- 21:47Speaker 1: He did it different way though.
- 21:48Speaker 3: My Space.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Yeah, he did it for myers. You know what he
- 21:50Speaker 1: did that I heard was kind of brilliant because back
- 21:54Speaker 1: then when you have to go to LimeWire or a
- 21:55Speaker 1: bear share, Yeah.
- 21:59Speaker 3: He would.
- 22:00Speaker 1: You'd like, if you want to go to limewere bearshit,
- 22:01Speaker 1: you just type in what you're looking for Eddie Murphy
- 22:04Speaker 1: and you would you wouldn't know what you're downloading. You
- 22:06Speaker 1: just download and that would take all nights fucking download.
- 22:09Speaker 1: You get there in the morning and you listen to
- 22:11Speaker 1: it and hopefully it was Eddie Murphy. What Dane did
- 22:14Speaker 1: that was really smart was he uploaded all his clips
- 22:17Speaker 1: and put it as every different comedian's names Eddie Murphy
- 22:22Speaker 1: and then in brackets Dane Cook and then or you know,
- 22:25Speaker 1: Jim Carrey, Dange Cook, and there was like so any
- 22:27Speaker 1: whoever you download, you end up downloading Dane Cook. And
- 22:29Speaker 1: that was pretty fucking brilliant.
- 22:32Speaker 3: I mean, you're already doing illegal ship anyways, remember your
- 22:35Speaker 3: own stuff, so it's not even illegal, it's the downloading
- 22:38Speaker 3: that's illegal.
- 22:39Speaker 2: Bear sharing like LimeWire, like what did he give you that?
- 22:42Speaker 2: You know, they give you all these like wrong files.
- 22:44Speaker 2: Sometimes you would get the wrong song with like a
- 22:45Speaker 2: rug DJ mix, or you would get that uh Bill
- 22:48Speaker 2: Bill Clinton mix out.
- 22:51Speaker 1: With that woman the worst one. You try to download porn,
- 22:54Speaker 1: you wait off fucking night and you get up in
- 22:56Speaker 1: the morning's a gay porn like motherfucker.
- 22:58Speaker 2: Do you know just to finish to this, I can't
- 23:03Speaker 2: waste the download.
- 23:05Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch it now.
- 23:08Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that was that was quite the way. That
- 23:11Speaker 2: was a different game, bro, These.
- 23:12Speaker 3: Kids I used to download jerky boys all the time.
- 23:17Speaker 2: Callers right, yeah, yeah, okay, Well those fools are a
- 23:19Speaker 2: wild though. They would make people, they would call businesses.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Those are classic o GI's. I think they got a movie, right, yeah,
- 23:26Speaker 2: they got a movie.
- 23:27Speaker 3: By movie it was an Indian guy and white guy. Yeah,
- 23:29Speaker 3: but he was bangled. Actually, come on, I'm pretty sure.
- 23:33Speaker 5: Did you ever do anything with Tom Green?
- 23:36Speaker 1: I mean we've done shows together. Tommy a long time.
- 23:38Speaker 1: I've seen him. I mean he's the one he kind
- 23:40Speaker 1: of bro. I know Tom when he since he was
- 23:41Speaker 1: a rapper, oh ship rapper. Then he became a talk
- 23:46Speaker 1: show host. He was like Rouse's Rouse was like I
- 23:49Speaker 1: want to be like him.
- 23:50Speaker 5: Oh, I've seen I've seen that guy. I don't know
- 23:52Speaker 5: who stuck Who's bounce and he was throwing up and
- 23:56Speaker 5: it's Tom Green and Jason Rouss throwing up or something
- 23:58Speaker 5: or like.
- 23:58Speaker 1: No, so I remember that it was Tom Green made
- 24:03Speaker 1: Rouse uh puken do a deep friar oh my god.
- 24:07Speaker 3: Then they brought it out and ate it.
- 24:08Speaker 1: Yeah, because it was.
- 24:13Speaker 3: That's fuck it.
- 24:18Speaker 2: Probably they probably smelled like carnival food. Like I'm not
- 24:21Speaker 2: gonna lie man like fair just like the oc fair will.
- 24:25Speaker 2: Like I feel like that will happen when somebody's cooking
- 24:27Speaker 2: it just throw up.
- 24:28Speaker 3: It's like, just keep cooking, cooking. It's still probably it's
- 24:32Speaker 3: a true.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Hey, there's a nitty was telling me that there was
- 24:36Speaker 2: a certain joke that his sister got mad about or
- 24:39Speaker 2: something like that. But there was a there was a
- 24:40Speaker 2: certain there was a certain joke that he's.
- 24:42Speaker 3: Like, went viral, not once you heard it. Yeah, I
- 24:44Speaker 3: after went viral? When what joke? It's a joke, don't
- 24:48Speaker 3: do anymore, you're a joke.
- 24:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 24:50Speaker 3: Yeah. He was gonna ask you if you ever had
- 24:53Speaker 3: of your family.
- 24:54Speaker 1: Like.
- 24:56Speaker 5: But the funny thing about like he said, you know,
- 24:59Speaker 5: the funny thing about his thing is his sistrade heard it,
- 25:02Speaker 5: but she didn't care because, like he says, she didn't
- 25:04Speaker 5: think it was going to go viral.
- 25:05Speaker 3: And then when you wear viral, she got mad. And
- 25:07Speaker 3: I was like, you didn't believe in me. Yeah, if
- 25:12Speaker 3: you're getting hate, then you're doing good. Yeah. Right. You
- 25:15Speaker 3: ever get a family that got mad at you for
- 25:16Speaker 3: something you said?
- 25:18Speaker 1: No, my dad before he died, was like, why do
- 25:21Speaker 1: you make me sound like an idiot? Because my dad
- 25:25Speaker 1: didn't actually talk like the way I made him sound.
- 25:27Speaker 1: I was doing my friend's dad. Okay, my friend's dad
- 25:29Speaker 1: talked like that. My dad was like, why do you
- 25:31Speaker 1: make me sound bloody stupid? Because your real voice isn't funny, dad.
- 25:36Speaker 3: Bloody is a real word.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Hung every time you talk about your dad, he's like
- 25:38Speaker 2: bloody dirty bost Yeah.
- 25:41Speaker 3: I never thought bloody is like something. It's very British.
- 25:46Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, because you know there are It's like that
- 25:48Speaker 2: you meet the Indian guys that talk about the action
- 25:50Speaker 2: and then you meet the British Indian guys. Those guys,
- 25:52Speaker 2: those are the ones that you meet in Japan.
- 25:54Speaker 3: British Indians.
- 25:55Speaker 2: Yeah, well, there's a lot of those guys out there.
- 25:57Speaker 3: And it's just like there's just rich Indians who who
- 26:00Speaker 3: learned English.
- 26:01Speaker 1: They're just probably traveling depending on on the British accent
- 26:04Speaker 1: they have. If they got like a real London accentually
- 26:08Speaker 1: and they're probably from there. But if it's like proper,
- 26:10Speaker 1: then they went to school and learned it. Yeah, it's
- 26:14Speaker 1: like learning Mexican Spanish and then Spanish Spanish.
- 26:16Speaker 3: Yeah straight up. Then you like in front of the bitch,
- 26:21Speaker 3: Mexican Spanish is different than actual Spanish Spanish.
- 26:23Speaker 1: Yeah, Mexican Spanish fullest slang, grammatic. Other Hispanics can't understand them.
- 26:28Speaker 3: Sometimes dramatically correct Spanish.
- 26:30Speaker 2: You go down and speak that to certain people that
- 26:32Speaker 2: like they they have their own adaptation and way more
- 26:35Speaker 2: slang than anything.
- 26:36Speaker 3: It ain't gonna fly. They're gonna look at you.
- 26:37Speaker 2: It's like you're fed, you know, like when somebody comes
- 26:39Speaker 2: in there, it's like, hey, let's smoke these drugs.
- 26:41Speaker 3: You get like, that's not what we call it here, bro,
- 26:43Speaker 3: Like you.
- 26:44Speaker 2: Got to use the right lingo.
- 26:45Speaker 5: Like Mexico City, they're Spanish spash longos. They're really fast.
- 26:51Speaker 5: Like even for me, I got to sit there and
- 26:52Speaker 5: kind of be like, hey, what are you saying?
- 26:54Speaker 1: And I was in Madrid last year and I'm speaking
- 26:57Speaker 1: Spanish the go are you from Mexico because I learned Spanish?
- 27:01Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I would.
- 27:03Speaker 1: I don't realize that I'm using your slang like water
- 27:07Speaker 1: under like.
- 27:09Speaker 2: A never mind, there's a you know there there's that.
- 27:14Speaker 2: There's a whole thing where we told Nidy. I was like, yeah,
- 27:16Speaker 2: you gotta just join the podcast over here. I was like,
- 27:18Speaker 2: think about it. I was like, you're just gonna fit
- 27:20Speaker 2: in the well. I was like Indian when I went
- 27:21Speaker 2: to Canada, Dude, they thought I was Indian or no,
- 27:24Speaker 2: they thought I was Egyptian and then that, Yeah, they
- 27:27Speaker 2: thought I was Egyptian at first, and then and then
- 27:29Speaker 2: and then they thought I was Indian. He's like, yeah,
- 27:31Speaker 2: you'd fit it perfect, just grow out of beard.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Well, the Indians are the Mexicans over there. Yeah, you
- 27:35Speaker 1: saw it firsthand. I did get in any kitchen. Every
- 27:39Speaker 1: fucking person in the kitchen is indiany shwasher, Indian, everybody.
- 27:43Speaker 1: Like all the jobs Mexicans do here, the Indians do there.
- 27:45Speaker 5: Are they deporting out there in Canada?
- 27:47Speaker 3: They should They're not, though they're letting people in, are they.
- 27:52Speaker 5: If you get deported from the States, just go to Canada,
- 27:54Speaker 5: you could.
- 27:54Speaker 3: Well, that's actually it'll be easy.
- 27:56Speaker 2: There's nobody protecting that border. They don't have a wall. Bro,
- 27:58Speaker 2: you just have to worry about the bears.
- 27:59Speaker 1: And we don't want Americans in. We're trying to keep
- 28:03Speaker 1: you guys.
- 28:03Speaker 2: Out because that that checkpoint. It's like, Bro, you can
- 28:06Speaker 2: just ramble in and just like walk through.
- 28:08Speaker 3: M hmm, Bro, Mexicans Mexican into Canada and just say
- 28:12Speaker 3: you'll be Mexicans.
- 28:13Speaker 2: Cross the river. Bro, you can handle a little snow dog. Otherwise,
- 28:17Speaker 2: how you gotta cut it?
- 28:18Speaker 3: No, but there's no border you can. I think it'd
- 28:20Speaker 3: be harder to cross, like throw a native reserve or.
- 28:22Speaker 5: Something for living in Canada gets cold behind that AC.
- 28:25Speaker 3: Dude, it's freezing directed yeah, but also California is a
- 28:29Speaker 3: different kind of cold. When I came out here, I
- 28:31Speaker 3: didn't expect to be cold. I thought it would be
- 28:32Speaker 3: like hot nighttime all the time. Yes, all the time. Bro.
- 28:35Speaker 2: I keep the AC on just to keep the can
- 28:37Speaker 2: just to make sure the Canadian side never leaves.
- 28:40Speaker 3: I got to keep you humble with a different kind
- 28:41Speaker 3: of I sleep cold. I can me too.
- 28:44Speaker 1: Got sixty one degrees when I'm sleeping.
- 28:46Speaker 2: Okay, But like do you use the blanket? Yeah, okay,
- 28:48Speaker 2: see yeah, that's that's balid. I do that ship too, Bro.
- 28:51Speaker 2: I'll turn the A C on and then I'm just like,
- 28:53Speaker 2: let me just put the blanket on, and then I'm comfortable.
- 28:56Speaker 1: But my head is nice and cold, my body's warm.
- 28:58Speaker 3: It's great.
- 28:58Speaker 2: I don't have to turn the pillow. That's like the
- 29:00Speaker 2: worst ship ever, dude.
- 29:02Speaker 5: My mom used to yell at me when I used
- 29:03Speaker 5: to do that.
- 29:03Speaker 3: We never had ac growing up, so I was really
- 29:05Speaker 3: about it when I got what did.
- 29:06Speaker 2: You say earlier?
- 29:07Speaker 3: When he was like, that is our air, He's like,
- 29:10Speaker 3: we're not gonna share that ship. Bro, that you're saying
- 29:12Speaker 3: he turned it off? Why did you do that? Because
- 29:14Speaker 3: he said he was he was, he was dying, was
- 29:16Speaker 3: a little bits you turned it off for me.
- 29:20Speaker 1: I didn't even say, you know what if if you
- 29:23Speaker 1: get him to be fat again, he won't.
- 29:24Speaker 2: Be That's true. I need to appreciate it.
- 29:27Speaker 3: If I was fat again, i'd be sad. Bro.
- 29:29Speaker 5: And they're both they've both lost weight. He you're down
- 29:31Speaker 5: how much?
- 29:32Speaker 3: I'm down one hundred.
- 29:33Speaker 5: And he's done well forty. Yeah.
- 29:36Speaker 3: Putting in the word.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Aige isn't as bad as you think.
- 29:40Speaker 5: They got it from each other, so it makes sense
- 29:42Speaker 5: Dy had it first, gave it to you.
- 29:44Speaker 1: He goes, hey, do you like Lettiera? He goes, what's
- 29:46Speaker 1: that scissors? And then they it's okay, nady.
- 29:52Speaker 3: It's okay, bro, we'll clip this. Guys taking prop.
- 29:58Speaker 2: Now, dude, come on, we don't come on, let's prepp.
- 30:03Speaker 5: Yeah, you have age.
- 30:04Speaker 1: You should know.
- 30:05Speaker 3: That's how you know. I don't have aids. You have.
- 30:07Speaker 3: They have eights too, now remember yeah, brother, come on,
- 30:11Speaker 3: you don't know about as to what was the conspiracy?
- 30:13Speaker 3: That age is not even real, bro, they're working you know.
- 30:17Speaker 5: Sam Tripple told me age isn't real.
- 30:19Speaker 3: Sam Tripple will tell you the world is flat too,
- 30:21Speaker 3: so but he believes the world is flat.
- 30:24Speaker 5: Dumb steph Tone step Tone believes the Earth's flat, you
- 30:27Speaker 5: know step Tone from the Death Tones.
- 30:28Speaker 2: Yeah, the guitarist, he's a huge he's a flat expert.
- 30:32Speaker 3: Hilarious to me. Expert.
- 30:35Speaker 5: Yeah, there's experts out there.
- 30:36Speaker 3: Would you would you take it?
- 30:38Speaker 1: They got flat earthers all over the globe.
- 30:41Speaker 3: Look at your literally globe?
- 30:45Speaker 2: Would you take would you take it? Would you take
- 30:47Speaker 2: a trip to see it firsthand?
- 30:49Speaker 3: He knows?
- 30:49Speaker 2: Hell yeah, yeah, see I'm glad. I see that's what
- 30:51Speaker 2: I'm talking about. What's so hard about that ship?
- 30:54Speaker 1: Bro?
- 30:54Speaker 2: Everybody has a When you asked somebody who was a
- 30:56Speaker 2: flat earther, it's like all right, bro, Bezos is going
- 30:59Speaker 2: up there with Elon Musk, So it's a fair game.
- 31:01Speaker 2: If you blow up, you blow up with millions up there.
- 31:03Speaker 2: So it's like if you think there's some way trying
- 31:04Speaker 2: to kill you, but just to go see it and
- 31:06Speaker 2: you're like, yep, it's round.
- 31:07Speaker 3: It looks like eas OL's head.
- 31:09Speaker 1: It's round, bro, it's safe, planets around. When the fuck
- 31:11Speaker 1: are we flat?
- 31:12Speaker 3: No? I just don't know.
- 31:13Speaker 5: I'm on the I don't really know because I've never
- 31:16Speaker 5: because I can't do math, believe in God. I believe
- 31:20Speaker 5: there's something out there that's even worse.
- 31:22Speaker 1: That's a far more bizarre thing to believe into an
- 31:26Speaker 1: a fucking imaginary friend, but a fucking round Earth that
- 31:29Speaker 1: we live on. You can't figure.
- 31:30Speaker 3: Out the moon. Did we go to the moon? Russell?
- 31:33Speaker 1: I don't know that that we did.
- 31:35Speaker 5: They now were connecting some thoughts.
- 31:36Speaker 1: I'm like that that should have a round that one
- 31:39Speaker 1: for me, Yeah, they're definitely, but that that I don't
- 31:42Speaker 1: I want to want to say that.
- 31:43Speaker 2: That should have anything to do with the fact that
- 31:46Speaker 2: maybe if it is round, it's like, come on, bro.
- 31:48Speaker 1: There there's some conspiracies that are like, make me go Okay.
- 31:52Speaker 5: See the reason I the reason I'm.
- 31:54Speaker 1: Just not a blind conspiracy guy, and the reason not
- 31:56Speaker 1: not that I'm I believe.
- 31:57Speaker 5: The reason I understand for art is I do conspiracies
- 32:00Speaker 5: show what's him. The reason I believe them is because
- 32:01Speaker 5: once you start believing that NASA lied to you about
- 32:06Speaker 5: the moon, now you're like, what else are they lying to?
- 32:07Speaker 5: So it becomes this rabbit hole. They don't know when
- 32:09Speaker 5: to stop. But it's just like you say.
- 32:11Speaker 3: Your girl, your girl can lie to you.
- 32:14Speaker 1: Yeah, America is the master of lying to.
- 32:16Speaker 3: Their everything that we were talking about that earlier everything.
- 32:18Speaker 2: America is that girl that cheats on you, and you'll
- 32:20Speaker 2: take her back.
- 32:23Speaker 5: Where else you're gonna go, well's anything better?
- 32:25Speaker 3: She's not.
- 32:26Speaker 2: She's not a bb bro, she's not she's not just
- 32:29Speaker 2: any girl. But she's like the girl, so you're gonna put.
- 32:32Speaker 5: Up America's natural.
- 32:33Speaker 3: America's not natural.
- 32:34Speaker 5: If it was a female, it had BB all that
- 32:36Speaker 5: had a little bit of lip filler.
- 32:38Speaker 3: Little the whole thing jellyish. But you keep but you
- 32:43Speaker 3: keep coming back because the box is fire.
- 32:45Speaker 2: So it's just like a couple of dogs, like they're like,
- 32:48Speaker 2: you're just like, you know what there ain't no other way.
- 32:50Speaker 3: It's worth the toxicity.
- 32:51Speaker 5: Kind of got good box though, you get your teeth,
- 32:55Speaker 5: got it got insurance kind of box insurance.
- 32:57Speaker 3: It's not a good place to like make money or grow,
- 33:01Speaker 3: you know, you settle with that. What Canada?
- 33:05Speaker 1: Yeah, the Canadian mentality is I only want what I need,
- 33:09Speaker 1: and the American mentality is I want everything and if
- 33:11Speaker 1: I don't need it, I'll sell it.
- 33:13Speaker 2: That's exactly how I think, Bro.
- 33:15Speaker 5: I'll tell you that's your brain all day too.
- 33:17Speaker 1: I'm like, I want everything and if I don't like it,
- 33:19Speaker 1: I'll get rid of it. But I don't want to.
- 33:21Speaker 1: I don't want to my life. My motto in life
- 33:24Speaker 1: is I want to live a life of oh well,
- 33:26Speaker 1: instead of what if? I'd rather fuck the ugly chicken, like,
- 33:30Speaker 1: oh well, I'll give it a shot, you know, And
- 33:33Speaker 1: I've done a lot of olls. I to throw one bitch.
- 33:37Speaker 3: Down a well.
- 33:41Speaker 2: If you got to go with the whole wells. I
- 33:43Speaker 2: never seen them. I never heard it put like that.
- 33:45Speaker 3: But sometimes Bro, like what if? It's bad man? Living
- 33:48Speaker 3: with a what if is?
- 33:49Speaker 2: Because you know what they say, right like if like
- 33:50Speaker 2: if you don't like if you if you don't get
- 33:52Speaker 2: no closure. Sometimes even like like the one that men
- 33:55Speaker 2: usually think, that's like, this is the one had a way.
- 33:56Speaker 2: It's like, now, bro, this is the one that just
- 33:58Speaker 2: like stop giving it up to you. But you need
- 33:59Speaker 2: to was it out. There had to be a reason
- 34:01Speaker 2: for you to leave, So you constantly fucking think think
- 34:03Speaker 2: about that because you're like, you gonna live with the
- 34:05Speaker 2: I should have found out. That's why you gotta go
- 34:08Speaker 2: with it.
- 34:08Speaker 1: Bro, When you break up with a girl, you start
- 34:11Speaker 1: only remembering the good parts. And that's why when you're
- 34:14Speaker 1: with a girl, no matter what the situation is, take
- 34:18Speaker 1: pictures of him. He's mad, Like just be like, hey, baby,
- 34:22Speaker 1: you look really fat today.
- 34:23Speaker 3: What click? When you break up?
- 34:25Speaker 1: You look at you?
- 34:26Speaker 3: That's the fucking bitch.
- 34:31Speaker 2: That's such a good idea, bro.
- 34:33Speaker 5: Russell's right, because Russell's is Google gonna be like this,
- 34:38Speaker 5: Russell fancause Google will throw memories at you and they're
- 34:40Speaker 5: always good.
- 34:41Speaker 3: You're always concert. Ai is a petty motherfucker. Well, nostalgia,
- 34:48Speaker 3: it's all that ship is like good. It's usually not
- 34:49Speaker 3: the bad memories you remember, right. Don't you have to
- 34:52Speaker 3: remember that ship though? Because that's I keep my memories.
- 34:55Speaker 3: I really hate your guts then.
- 34:56Speaker 5: Yeah, gotta you gotta keep your memory.
- 34:58Speaker 2: He has pictures of Rouse with fucking hair.
- 35:00Speaker 3: Bro. It's like, how old is that fucking picture?
- 35:02Speaker 5: Bro?
- 35:02Speaker 3: He had to put that from a fucking computer.
- 35:04Speaker 1: To a night Bro. Where the fuck are the other pictures? Oh,
- 35:07Speaker 1: they're on actual photos. I got them at home.
- 35:10Speaker 3: Man, that's yet.
- 35:12Speaker 2: During that time, did you meet like other upcoming comedians
- 35:15Speaker 2: like George Lopez and shit like that.
- 35:16Speaker 3: I got a picture of me and George in nineteen
- 35:18Speaker 3: ninety eight before he was Albert Einstein. Yeah, I thought
- 35:22Speaker 3: he was Indian. He could come up as Indian though.
- 35:25Speaker 1: My houses hair.
- 35:28Speaker 2: That's the kind of hair that I had, bro, And
- 35:30Speaker 2: that's the reason I hated it. And I feel that
- 35:32Speaker 2: whatever you know, God is was like oh yeah, motherfucker,
- 35:35Speaker 2: He's like, you hate your hair? And then I went
- 35:37Speaker 2: bald at fucking twenty. Yeah, I shave my head, but
- 35:40Speaker 2: luckily I look like it was bold, look like a
- 35:42Speaker 2: retired there's more Egyptian brother from Aladdin plate.
- 35:51Speaker 1: Look me and Georgie and like, oh it is in
- 35:53Speaker 1: ninety six, Yeah, ninety six and ninety eight. I thought
- 35:57Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit.
- 35:59Speaker 3: Bro, he does that you can help you out with
- 36:01Speaker 3: your math homeworker.
- 36:03Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dude, look at that big sure bo George.
- 36:07Speaker 2: Look what he looks like now and then look at
- 36:08Speaker 2: that Yeah it went dark.
- 36:12Speaker 3: Damn.
- 36:13Speaker 2: He looks like he was just finished, like a like
- 36:16Speaker 2: a whole like he doesn't he just finished a math test.
- 36:18Speaker 3: Bro, he looks like it looks like how we picture
- 36:21Speaker 3: Troopol Capito?
- 36:24Speaker 2: Do you still talk to people like that? Are you still.
- 36:28Speaker 1: George? George was invited to my wedding when I was
- 36:31Speaker 1: getting married, first one, the second one, and he was
- 36:35Speaker 1: invited and to the day of the wedding he kept
- 36:37Speaker 1: saying he was coming, and then he never showed up
- 36:40Speaker 1: and never fucking text me after. And I'm already getting
- 36:44Speaker 1: divorced already. So it's like, so from this, from that
- 36:47Speaker 1: time to now, he has never recontacted me, And I
- 36:50Speaker 1: was like, wow, that tells me who you are, Pale.
- 36:54Speaker 1: That is important for a simple as a man. I'm
- 36:57Speaker 1: so sorry I didn't make it. That's all you could
- 36:59Speaker 1: have had. I'll tell you what to do. I don't
- 37:01Speaker 1: expect you to fucking grovel. Am I going to get
- 37:04Speaker 1: mad at you if you apologizing?
- 37:05Speaker 3: No?
- 37:06Speaker 1: And that's on me then, and.
- 37:08Speaker 5: Like you said, especially saying you're gonna go to the
- 37:10Speaker 5: last minute.
- 37:11Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody was like a cedric was I guess George
- 37:13Speaker 1: says he's coming to go even tell my wife from
- 37:16Speaker 1: a macartonavite him. He's not going to come. It's not
- 37:18Speaker 1: that I don't want him there. I just know he's
- 37:19Speaker 1: gonna say yes and then not show up and really
- 37:21Speaker 1: irritate me.
- 37:21Speaker 2: Get you like some bullshit You're like, I mean you're
- 37:24Speaker 2: when you're inviting somebody to your wedding, bro, like that shit.
- 37:27Speaker 2: Number one, it's like a very intimate thing, bro. You know,
- 37:30Speaker 2: it's like a very personal thing. The people that are
- 37:31Speaker 2: there is in your personal circle. So it's like I
- 37:33Speaker 2: consider you friends along the levels his family bro. Yeah yeah,
- 37:37Speaker 2: so it's like I'm sharing something that like I don't
- 37:39Speaker 2: nobody knows. Nobody should really know, like how my kids
- 37:41Speaker 2: acting like that unless I trust you around that circle
- 37:43Speaker 2: with my family, bro. Like that shit. And so I'm like,
- 37:45Speaker 2: if you're if your homies like that, you got pictures
- 37:48Speaker 2: like that way back and then like you can't give
- 37:50Speaker 2: me a call.
- 37:51Speaker 3: That's like low key that though, that's like happened.
- 37:53Speaker 1: One time when they did read his assistant or something
- 37:55Speaker 1: reached out to me, like maybe a year and a
- 37:58Speaker 1: half later, Hey, George wants to know if you can
- 38:00Speaker 1: do this his thing. I said no, that's say anthing.
- 38:04Speaker 1: I said no.
- 38:04Speaker 5: But you know what else, I've noticed comic comics hate
- 38:08Speaker 5: when they've been friends with other comics and they want
- 38:10Speaker 5: to be on a show, and the comics that has
- 38:12Speaker 5: hit up my wife or hit up my manager, Like, Yo,
- 38:14Speaker 5: why do I need Like we've been so long, why
- 38:17Speaker 5: do I need it? You do that to like an
- 38:18Speaker 5: open like some some new cat.
- 38:19Speaker 3: Growing up, I'll do that to you.
- 38:23Speaker 1: You're I don't ask anybody for shit, ever, I don't
- 38:27Speaker 1: put myself in that position.
- 38:28Speaker 3: Now.
- 38:28Speaker 2: I see why you and be real friends. He does
- 38:30Speaker 2: the same shit.
- 38:32Speaker 1: You don't never hit nobody out, bro, I want to
- 38:34Speaker 1: hit you, want to help me, you'll do it.
- 38:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 38:37Speaker 1: If I have to ask you, I'm putting you in
- 38:39Speaker 1: a position now that it's not probably not fair to
- 38:42Speaker 1: you either. That is, there's plenty of cats I put
- 38:47Speaker 1: on early in their careers and they're all doing really
- 38:50Speaker 1: well today. Not one of them did ship for me.
- 38:54Speaker 1: Everybody used to open for me. Joe Cooy used to
- 38:57Speaker 1: open for me. I was the first guy to put
- 39:01Speaker 1: Sebastian on TV in two thousand and eight.
- 39:04Speaker 2: The food with the Spanish accent.
- 39:06Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, No the Italian.
- 39:07Speaker 3: Guy, Oh yeah yeah, they Italian.
- 39:10Speaker 1: He did put me on something during COVID that was cool,
- 39:12Speaker 1: some some show we had. I don't know what it was,
- 39:14Speaker 1: but you know he reached out. Who else fucking Oh
- 39:18Speaker 1: Matt Riife, you're stubborn for me?
- 39:21Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 39:23Speaker 1: And who else? There's so many people. Oh, Rod Carmichael,
- 39:29Speaker 1: you stubbing for me, Little Row, You're stubborn for me.
- 39:32Speaker 3: Everybody that's bro.
- 39:33Speaker 2: That's It sucks that in other industries, like the Drake
- 39:36Speaker 2: effect doesn't uh doesn't like like it's very real, but
- 39:40Speaker 2: people don't ever reciprocate it, you know, like you can
- 39:44Speaker 2: do the Drake effect on their career, but then not
- 39:46Speaker 2: everybody's gonna comeback and be like, hey man, I'm a
- 39:48Speaker 2: return to hit. I'm a return to hit and then
- 39:50Speaker 2: have you on it.
- 39:51Speaker 3: You know again.
- 39:52Speaker 1: I also didn't do it for that reason. If you
- 39:56Speaker 1: if you do what you do, you don't do it.
- 39:58Speaker 1: I never It's like to say I need money, can
- 40:01Speaker 1: you lend me some money? No, I'll give you some money.
- 40:04Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lend you because if you if I
- 40:05Speaker 1: lend it to you, now put a price on our friendship.
- 40:09Speaker 1: So if I give you money and you give it
- 40:11Speaker 1: back to me one day, that's on you. But I'm
- 40:13Speaker 1: not expecting it back.
- 40:15Speaker 2: And for some people that's like that's enough, like for
- 40:17Speaker 2: them to not talk to you again. You'll lose somebody
- 40:19Speaker 2: over like some even if it's like five hundred bucks, bro.
- 40:22Speaker 3: Because they're afraid to come back.
- 40:23Speaker 2: Yeah, because they're afraid to come back because they didn't
- 40:25Speaker 2: pay you when they said they were going to do it.
- 40:27Speaker 2: Or this isn't that they're embarrassed. Yeah, they're embarrassed. It's
- 40:29Speaker 2: not even like a whole They only have.
- 40:30Speaker 1: To do is call you and tell you, man, I'm sorry, said, well,
- 40:33Speaker 1: you can't get mad at somebody. They own their bullshit.
- 40:36Speaker 2: Did you did you ever meet Bernie meck Oh, man,
- 40:39Speaker 2: I would have thought that would have been somebody who
- 40:41Speaker 2: crossed passed with. I mean, although I feel like the
- 40:43Speaker 2: black comedy scene.
- 40:44Speaker 1: Is totally different than just the other I was doing
- 40:46Speaker 1: the black comedy scene in the nineties.
- 40:47Speaker 2: That was damn you getting down with the brothers.
- 40:49Speaker 1: Yeah, in Canada. It was the easiest when I come
- 40:53Speaker 1: to the States, depending on what state I was in,
- 40:54Speaker 1: I would just fucking bomb to sleep on Patresa's couch
- 41:00Speaker 1: years ago. Oh ship, you saw his hats at my
- 41:03Speaker 1: house too, of his hats. Did you ever see?
- 41:07Speaker 3: We're stoners here?
- 41:08Speaker 5: So did you ever see Ralphie May smoked?
- 41:10Speaker 1: They used to stay in my house too.
- 41:12Speaker 3: And he smoked as heavy as everyone.
- 41:14Speaker 1: He did like pills. By the end, he's doing pills.
- 41:17Speaker 1: He was literally at the table like this and just
- 41:19Speaker 1: like damn, like you'd be made conversation like no, I
- 41:24Speaker 1: was going to tell you about that gig. Yeah, but
- 41:28Speaker 1: you start talking and then he just I don't know.
- 41:29Speaker 1: We're just like yeah, no, I think that's the right move.
- 41:34Speaker 1: The internet just kicked back.
- 41:36Speaker 2: But that's like real fools that are professional like functioning
- 41:40Speaker 2: like they didn't party lifestyle. Bro, it's like that, like
- 41:43Speaker 2: they'll quote, they'll nod off like that. There used to
- 41:45Speaker 2: be one time some food that was like on like
- 41:47Speaker 2: I don't know, with the equivalent of like heroin and
- 41:49Speaker 2: a pill here, and then he would just like knock
- 41:52Speaker 2: out food. And one time we were all in the
- 41:54Speaker 2: meeting and this wood knocked out in the meeting and
- 41:57Speaker 2: we all like the whole meeting just I was like,
- 42:00Speaker 2: you sleep in the middle of where you were talking.
- 42:03Speaker 3: And then he woke up. It was anyways, and like
- 42:07Speaker 3: right off when he picked up, and we're just like
- 42:09Speaker 3: that's the next day. Breau was like, we can't have this.
- 42:12Speaker 1: Ship here, bro, this is bad for business.
- 42:15Speaker 3: How did you meet brou I was a fan.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Obviously he doesn't remember meeting, but I remember meeting him
- 42:21Speaker 1: in like like fifteen years ago, and I got a
- 42:24Speaker 1: picture of us here. I keep remembering. I keep receipts
- 42:28Speaker 1: on everything.
- 42:29Speaker 3: Yo. You got like some Nard War data basic there.
- 42:32Speaker 3: Oh damn, that's heavy.
- 42:33Speaker 2: B Yeah, that's like, oh yeah, he hates when he
- 42:37Speaker 2: sees pictures or thething like that.
- 42:39Speaker 5: That's how you're gonna feel. That's how you're gonna feel
- 42:41Speaker 5: from now.
- 42:41Speaker 3: Well, you know what.
- 42:42Speaker 2: I'm not gonna But I was so comfortable being fat
- 42:44Speaker 2: for so long? Did I love seeing those pictures on me?
- 42:46Speaker 1: I was like, how do I get back down to
- 42:48Speaker 1: that size?
- 42:50Speaker 3: And you came up in a time where comedy scene
- 42:53Speaker 3: was like people were getting fucked up. There's no cameras
- 42:56Speaker 3: and ship there was a lot more rowdy from what
- 42:58Speaker 3: I hear, you know, it's not the same I started.
- 43:00Speaker 1: So when I started in the late eighties, all I
- 43:03Speaker 1: heard was from the older guys how good the seventies
- 43:05Speaker 1: and eighties were.
- 43:07Speaker 3: You don't know.
- 43:07Speaker 1: We used to take private jets and do blow on
- 43:09Speaker 1: the plane. And I'm like, this is joy No, no,
- 43:12Speaker 1: this is Toronto.
- 43:13Speaker 2: I no, no.
- 43:18Speaker 1: But they would tell you about how great it was,
- 43:20Speaker 1: and I go, well, those those are days are gone
- 43:22Speaker 1: now and here we are and then and now it's
- 43:24Speaker 1: moving onto the nineties. And the nineties was a dead
- 43:27Speaker 1: period for comedy because the eighties killed it, and then
- 43:31Speaker 1: the nineties was the perfect time to start because there
- 43:34Speaker 1: was nobody watching it. You can make all the mistakes
- 43:36Speaker 1: you wanted. Nobody gave a fuck. Nobody give a shit
- 43:38Speaker 1: that you did comedy. Either. You say I'm a comedian,
- 43:40Speaker 1: they go cool, you know, but now you're telling a comedian.
- 43:43Speaker 1: Oh really, where can I find you so you can
- 43:46Speaker 1: find me and shut the fuck up and leave me alone?
- 43:49Speaker 1: Are you on Netflix?
- 43:50Speaker 3: No?
- 43:50Speaker 1: I never heard of it.
- 43:52Speaker 3: I started it, motherfucker. What do you mean that, my honor?
- 43:55Speaker 3: You were the first special on Netflix? Yeah?
- 43:58Speaker 2: Puts that run over of posmon Ray, that's what I'm talking. Yeah, no, man,
- 44:04Speaker 2: that's that's that's the acolade right there. Man, you're like
- 44:06Speaker 2: you like you guy, hell of accolades in your career. Man,
- 44:09Speaker 2: and you're still going man, and you've you performed uh
- 44:13Speaker 2: in front? You said before the King's.
- 44:15Speaker 5: No, I was telling him how you've performed them from
- 44:18Speaker 5: like kings and they.
- 44:19Speaker 1: Treat you like to treat you like a royalty.
- 44:22Speaker 3: Ya, how do you first of all, how do you
- 44:25Speaker 3: get booked like a king?
- 44:26Speaker 2: He's like, hey, the king wants to talk to you,
- 44:28Speaker 2: like they.
- 44:29Speaker 1: Have a protocol. He'll get a call from the royal protocol.
- 44:33Speaker 1: They like, I am calling on behalf of the king
- 44:36Speaker 1: of blah blah blah, of his majesty, his or his
- 44:39Speaker 1: highness And this is little political and I'm like, okay, direct.
- 44:44Speaker 3: To your phone.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Yeah, they find you, buddy. Then you think they can't
- 44:47Speaker 1: find you, find you. They'll find exactly where you are.
- 44:52Speaker 5: And then what's the you're invited?
- 44:55Speaker 1: You were invited that they would like to see you.
- 44:57Speaker 1: They want to know how much you know or and
- 45:00Speaker 1: then if they're buying you, yes, they just want to
- 45:04Speaker 1: hang out with That's another thing too. You hanging is
- 45:07Speaker 1: just as cool. But they got bread like you couldn't imagine.
- 45:11Speaker 3: Is there? Do you counter offer their original offer?
- 45:14Speaker 1: No, they come in so high. Well you it's you.
- 45:16Speaker 1: You don't even didn't offer. How much do you want?
- 45:19Speaker 1: And we fucking aim low? Yeah, we don't want to
- 45:21Speaker 1: be rude.
- 45:22Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I don't want you want to get denied too.
- 45:25Speaker 5: You're also don't you want to.
- 45:26Speaker 1: Get arrogant or greedy? But like, I mean, I could
- 45:29Speaker 1: have asked for way more. I could have asked for
- 45:31Speaker 1: double what I asked for, and I you know, I
- 45:34Speaker 1: could have asked for half a million. I'll tell you
- 45:36Speaker 1: what I got paid then for one hour?
- 45:40Speaker 5: The right, there's something you can't there's you got a
- 45:43Speaker 5: tippy toe around the royalty or something.
- 45:45Speaker 3: That's it. That's the only thing.
- 45:46Speaker 1: But if you like, don't talk about the king done,
- 45:52Speaker 1: if you're though, if you're Gadi, won't talk about the
- 45:53Speaker 1: royal family at all, and don't talk about religion.
- 45:56Speaker 2: Booked by royalty though, bro, Like you got it? Well
- 45:59Speaker 2: you're asking for payment to be like, all right, half
- 46:01Speaker 2: a meal.
- 46:01Speaker 3: But in gold coins.
- 46:03Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I'm saying, Like i'd be like
- 46:06Speaker 2: the King gave me these gold toys.
- 46:07Speaker 3: Bro.
- 46:08Speaker 1: It was like a quarter million dollars and then we're
- 46:10Speaker 1: like you want to cash? I go what No, Well,
- 46:12Speaker 1: I'm a fucking back to America two and fifty thousand
- 46:14Speaker 1: dollars back and.
- 46:15Speaker 2: Just luggage full of shit because you know, you could,
- 46:18Speaker 2: like remember we were talking about that how you just
- 46:20Speaker 2: invest in precious metals, like because if you ever got
- 46:22Speaker 2: to leave, you could just put like all these gold
- 46:24Speaker 2: coins in your bag and just bounce because because it's
- 46:27Speaker 2: universal value, you could go anywhere you ought to be, Like,
- 46:29Speaker 2: I have five gold coins the way, like three hundred grams,
- 46:31Speaker 2: let's go.
- 46:31Speaker 5: You know what hashed me out? You know, I know,
- 46:33Speaker 5: you know what I'm like, it's you know what else too?
- 46:35Speaker 5: Watches you can travel with so much money? Okay, but
- 46:39Speaker 5: but not buzzdowns, right, We're.
- 46:40Speaker 3: Talking about like actual watches, like real before No, not
- 46:43Speaker 3: that rapper watches.
- 46:44Speaker 5: Yeah, like a like a real like like Mark Cuban watch. Yeah,
- 46:48Speaker 5: like talking like yeah, I'm not talking.
- 46:50Speaker 2: About like Calli Blas was wearing this like watch, bro. Yeah,
- 46:54Speaker 2: Calli Base was wearing this watch. He was like, yo,
- 46:55Speaker 2: it's just like forty five thousand dollars and I looked
- 46:57Speaker 2: it up. But he's an extra artist, like he's like
- 47:00Speaker 2: extra mixed dabs and uh, he's you know, he's like,
- 47:04Speaker 2: you know, he has fancy ship, bro, so he has
- 47:05Speaker 2: nice things and yeah, and I was like, man, no way,
- 47:07Speaker 2: and I was like this.
- 47:08Speaker 3: Has a little leather band, but the ship's all fucking gold.
- 47:12Speaker 2: And then you know, and I'm like, you're like, let
- 47:14Speaker 2: me wait this ship. And I'm like, bro, not that
- 47:15Speaker 2: ship's legit when but there's no need to bust down
- 47:18Speaker 2: that ship. That whole bust down mentality came from like
- 47:21Speaker 2: broke foods who never had money and didn't know what
- 47:23Speaker 2: to invest it in.
- 47:24Speaker 1: Dumb shant something sh it's ignorant ship, bro, there's this
- 47:27Speaker 1: there's this a minute you put diamonds on your ship
- 47:30Speaker 1: and it's not from the from the watch deal you
- 47:32Speaker 1: killed that one.
- 47:32Speaker 2: You're drilling fucking holes into something that's already supposed to
- 47:36Speaker 2: hold value and that that's like literally putting.
- 47:39Speaker 3: A scot you know, just like pimping out a Mercedes bands.
- 47:41Speaker 1: It's just like, bro, guys do that to a Rolls Royce,
- 47:44Speaker 1: Like what are you doing? Yeah, you're making it look
- 47:46Speaker 1: like a Honda Civic.
- 47:47Speaker 3: Yeah, hey Pepto Bisco color of this bitch, bro, Like,
- 47:51Speaker 3: I don't need this ship. Know what?
- 47:53Speaker 5: What watch impressed me? I was watching a poker casino
- 47:55Speaker 5: at the Cuban Ship. No poker casino at the Hustler.
- 47:58Speaker 5: He had a Ferrari watch or Borginia watch. But you
- 48:00Speaker 5: can only get that watch if you bought the car.
- 48:03Speaker 5: It was that exclusive or like, and you obviously wear
- 48:06Speaker 5: it because you know, like I got the car.
- 48:07Speaker 1: I know the ones you're talking about. I think they
- 48:09Speaker 1: make a Froriana Lamborghini one. It's this one watch designer.
- 48:13Speaker 1: His watches are really fucking expensive. I forgot his name,
- 48:15Speaker 1: but he makes like art piece watches. They're fucking dope.
- 48:18Speaker 1: And he made the Lamborghini one look like the engine.
- 48:20Speaker 2: Oh that's the guy who made probably like the one
- 48:22Speaker 2: that looks like the universe and it literally looks like
- 48:24Speaker 2: all the planets and it's like he bikes specialty watches.
- 48:27Speaker 3: I bet yeah, that's not him. Though this guy does
- 48:29Speaker 3: like really dope shit too.
- 48:30Speaker 2: Though I watched the one I was talking about that
- 48:33Speaker 2: that guy is crazy. I'm like, yo, that's like literally
- 48:35Speaker 2: like it's so intricate and I'm like, you look at
- 48:37Speaker 2: the price, and he's just like, damn, Bro.
- 48:38Speaker 3: Is that one of the things you got into when
- 48:40Speaker 3: you started making money? Yeah?
- 48:41Speaker 2: Like what's like your guilty pressure?
- 48:43Speaker 3: Bro?
- 48:43Speaker 1: The first thing was Yeah, I thought I'd spent so
- 48:45Speaker 1: much on the watch. It was like, it costs me
- 48:47Speaker 1: twelve grand or something. I was like, I got a
- 48:49Speaker 1: fucking twelve Look at me, everybody now, and it's just
- 48:56Speaker 1: where one hundred and thirty grand at home? Oh, I'm
- 48:59Speaker 1: not wearing today because it look where we are.
- 49:02Speaker 3: I know where I was going. Do you gamble if
- 49:05Speaker 3: she looks clean?
- 49:06Speaker 2: You know, I gotta go with the old whales food.
- 49:13Speaker 3: I'm here throw down, like you said, find the right
- 49:17Speaker 3: do you know the one without the ultima? Yeah?
- 49:21Speaker 2: Bro, get so many skills behind that man, you know.
- 49:26Speaker 2: So you know, did you ever smoking your weed? No,
- 49:30Speaker 2: you never tried to.
- 49:31Speaker 1: Just being here is making me cough.
- 49:33Speaker 2: That's usually the effect we have on people. Were like,
- 49:35Speaker 2: we can't be that we don't smoke the same podcast.
- 49:37Speaker 1: I could feel my throat dry as fuck right now,
- 49:40Speaker 1: and I smoked cigars every day, So I'm like, there's
- 49:42Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of smoking here.
- 49:43Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I haven't seen somebody smoke them like cigars
- 49:46Speaker 2: like that. Like, guess why I brought up Bernie Mac.
- 49:47Speaker 2: I was like, this guy's on Bernie.
- 49:48Speaker 1: Mac cigars with them. You ever meet Gandelfini James? Yeah, no,
- 49:55Speaker 1: did I No, I don't think I did. But stick
- 49:57Speaker 1: with that guy, you know, I can't now he's been smoked.
- 50:04Speaker 3: What do you think is the most famous person you
- 50:05Speaker 3: ever met? I don't know.
- 50:08Speaker 1: There's fame and then there's power, right, So like, who who?
- 50:11Speaker 3: Who do you see? When you see them, You're like,
- 50:12Speaker 3: holy shit, I just met that person.
- 50:15Speaker 1: I did that when I did Kimmel, I'm not Kimmel.
- 50:17Speaker 1: When I did Jimmy Fallon before it was the Tonight Show,
- 50:19Speaker 1: Bezos was the guest on with me, damn. And that's
- 50:23Speaker 1: before he really blew up, and I was like, hey,
- 50:24Speaker 1: I think you saw my book on your website. I
- 50:28Speaker 1: almost sounded condescending to thanks for selling my book.
- 50:33Speaker 2: It's like some reseller they put the encounter ship. Yeah no,
- 50:36Speaker 2: but damn, that's crazy man. That's powerful right there. That
- 50:40Speaker 2: sent his wife to the moon quote unquote.
- 50:42Speaker 3: She was one of the ladies in the well Lauren Sanchez.
- 50:45Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't cent her Ice Center.
- 50:52Speaker 3: You're out of here. They went high in the sky.
- 50:55Speaker 3: Look fool.
- 50:56Speaker 2: You can lie to your wife all you want if
- 50:58Speaker 2: you tell her she went to the moon. Dogg your basils,
- 51:00Speaker 2: she went to the moon. Believe yeah, bro, she got.
- 51:03Speaker 3: On the ship.
- 51:04Speaker 2: The ship shook.
- 51:05Speaker 3: It could have been twenty feet. She's gonna believe this ship.
- 51:08Speaker 1: Bro.
- 51:09Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, you're jaf fucking dazel.
- 51:10Speaker 5: She's probably telling her at night, how did it feel
- 51:12Speaker 5: to go to the moon, Babe.
- 51:14Speaker 3: It's a fucking studio.
- 51:15Speaker 2: It's one of those tower rides, you know what I mean,
- 51:17Speaker 2: Like the like the Supreme Scream.
- 51:20Speaker 1: Yeah, like the ones you got at Disneyland, the fucking
- 51:22Speaker 1: three D growing up in, Like the fucking Back to
- 51:26Speaker 1: the Future ride at Universal they have.
- 51:28Speaker 2: That's all the Japanese tan parks are.
- 51:30Speaker 3: Bro.
- 51:30Speaker 2: When I went this, I went this year, that ship
- 51:32Speaker 2: was I got.
- 51:33Speaker 3: On all those.
- 51:33Speaker 2: I was like, oh man, but their ship's like top
- 51:36Speaker 2: Oppla line, like better.
- 51:37Speaker 3: Damn the parks out here better than Universal.
- 51:40Speaker 2: You watch the TV when you go out there, Yeah,
- 51:42Speaker 2: I even though I understanding, I love watching that ship Tokyo. Yeah,
- 51:46Speaker 2: I love watching that shit because their news is so great.
- 51:49Speaker 2: It's like some old person died, then it's new construction,
- 51:53Speaker 2: ten minute clip of cats, and then somebody else died.
- 51:56Speaker 5: Yeah, because I was watching I was watching some new
- 51:59Speaker 5: Hulu documentary called The Contestant or something like that.
- 52:01Speaker 1: Japanese game show.
- 52:02Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just.
- 52:03Speaker 5: Crazy, crazy crazy, And their TV is so different. They're
- 52:07Speaker 5: like they're just it's so different. It's you can tell
- 52:09Speaker 5: it's Japanese even. I mean, obviously they look like that,
- 52:12Speaker 5: but it's just the way they talk, the way it is.
- 52:15Speaker 3: But they got they got like you perform in Japan,
- 52:17Speaker 3: they got their regular people come out and watch.
- 52:19Speaker 2: Their great audience, and that scene is getting very fucking
- 52:22Speaker 2: like hot, bro. This is like there's this chick that
- 52:24Speaker 2: I follow, that Jesus comedy out there in like Japanese
- 52:27Speaker 2: and English and that, Like there's a lot of people.
- 52:30Speaker 2: I don't know if it's the amount of foreigners moving
- 52:32Speaker 2: out there then, but there's it's.
- 52:33Speaker 1: Just times now young kids learn English.
- 52:36Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's a part of their it's a
- 52:38Speaker 2: part of their their like their their education.
- 52:41Speaker 1: They whatever they were into, they were right into it.
- 52:44Speaker 1: Hip hop, they're right into it, reggae. You know, Japan
- 52:47Speaker 1: won World Clash twice twice, really world clashes like all
- 52:52Speaker 1: of reggae dj reggae DJs in the world mostly they're
- 52:56Speaker 1: all Jamaican. They all get into a big battle. Japan
- 53:00Speaker 1: won it twice. Mighty Crown was their name, and the
- 53:03Speaker 1: fucked the part they speak. They can speak Jamaican, but
- 53:05Speaker 1: then they can't say some of the words, like they
- 53:08Speaker 1: were trying to shout out the bronx and big up
- 53:11Speaker 1: to the mind from the bunks.
- 53:14Speaker 3: There. It is right there, Booker.
- 53:17Speaker 2: You're right about that, because they do get into all
- 53:19Speaker 2: that stuff. Like there's this there's this a salsa band
- 53:22Speaker 2: out there. It's called Lose Bro the Japanese. She speaks
- 53:26Speaker 2: fucking Spanish. She used to do.
- 53:27Speaker 3: She used to do back up with Sila Cruz and Bro.
- 53:29Speaker 2: Like she's big time out there and they all they're
- 53:33Speaker 2: all Japanese, but they all speak Spanish and ship like that.
- 53:37Speaker 1: But there's a DJ out there I know in Japan
- 53:39Speaker 1: named DJ Sarrasa so Rasa. She's a Japanese girl. She
- 53:42Speaker 1: has a Mexican restaurant there and she gets all make
- 53:45Speaker 1: sure everything's authentic. She doesn't do the fucking fusion ships
- 53:47Speaker 1: Like this is exactly what I got when I went
- 53:50Speaker 1: to when I went to Guadalajara, I picked all this
- 53:52Speaker 1: up and so.
- 53:53Speaker 5: He he it's like it's third time there and he
- 53:55Speaker 5: kind of wants to become like a citizen out there.
- 53:57Speaker 2: I told you, bro, if it doesn't work right, like
- 54:00Speaker 2: they're looking for people to repopulate there.
- 54:01Speaker 5: You know, he's thinking about he saw with Dor. He's
- 54:03Speaker 5: thinking about starting a Papoosa restaurant.
- 54:09Speaker 3: Yeah. Please, I'm not even gonna get mad.
- 54:12Speaker 2: It's like, bro, like like first like I was like,
- 54:15Speaker 2: hold on, Russell, Peter just called me, Yeah I have, but.
- 54:19Speaker 5: He likes the new president.
- 54:20Speaker 2: The new president he cleaned it up, brou clearly yeah president.
- 54:27Speaker 3: Yeah no, because he cleaned it up. Bro, who would it?
- 54:29Speaker 2: Brother? Like, none of my family feel comfortable going, and
- 54:31Speaker 2: they're just like, oh wow, we can all vacation back
- 54:33Speaker 2: to where like I could see what my parents.
- 54:35Speaker 3: Are getting back here. I want to.
- 54:38Speaker 1: They won't let him back in.
- 54:39Speaker 3: Probably Russell's he'll be good.
- 54:42Speaker 5: Russell's not performing in a Salvador.
- 54:44Speaker 3: Have you performed there? No, I've not performed anywhere in
- 54:47Speaker 3: the Spanish world.
- 54:49Speaker 1: What you McCallin? Uh, who's the big comic in Mexico?
- 54:54Speaker 3: Was coming out.
- 54:55Speaker 1: Yeah, he wants me to. He wants to be I
- 54:56Speaker 1: want to be the first guy of bringing to Mexico
- 54:58Speaker 1: to try it, I think.
- 54:59Speaker 2: But he said, it's you in the and the Sophia
- 55:01Speaker 2: of a guard accident.
- 55:02Speaker 1: No, he can't speak English.
- 55:03Speaker 3: You know who does?
- 55:04Speaker 5: Who does it pretty good as a girl.
- 55:07Speaker 1: The girl speaks Spanish, I know.
- 55:08Speaker 5: And he's really good and like, he's a smart guy.
- 55:12Speaker 5: So he figured out a way to.
- 55:15Speaker 3: I wonder what made him come out. I told him
- 55:18Speaker 3: the gury is hoping for me too. Damn.
- 55:20Speaker 1: When I did my Green Card Tour special, he was
- 55:22Speaker 1: the opening.
- 55:23Speaker 3: Act and I did. Yeah, this was fifteen years ago.
- 55:27Speaker 1: He's open from me. But back then I told him, Yo,
- 55:29Speaker 1: you should do a when you fuck with the Hispanic
- 55:32Speaker 1: comics guy, you know, because he was too busy trying to.
- 55:34Speaker 3: Be a white boy.
- 55:35Speaker 1: Yeah, but you speak perfect Spanish, He goes, I know,
- 55:37Speaker 1: but I don't know if I can then, and I
- 55:39Speaker 1: kept on him and he just eventually did it and
- 55:41Speaker 1: I did his podcasting. Remember I told you, he goes,
- 55:43Speaker 1: you were.
- 55:43Speaker 3: The fucking told me.
- 55:44Speaker 5: And he doesn't even speak Mexican Spanish. He speaks like Spaniard,
- 55:48Speaker 5: like like very proper balls that he was.
- 55:50Speaker 2: Like he speaks like that when you watch like a
- 55:53Speaker 2: Columbian or a Bolivian movie and ship or like from
- 55:55Speaker 2: deeper down in the map, because fools like that don't
- 55:58Speaker 2: speak like how Mexican food speak, or like SA was
- 56:01Speaker 2: like that's the way that the Spanish speaks.
- 56:04Speaker 1: Yours, like there's no fucking tomorrow though I can't. Are
- 56:09Speaker 1: you fucking motorcycles? Cauthe bro, I.
- 56:17Speaker 2: Say a lot of errors, Bro, Yeah did you did
- 56:21Speaker 2: you ever work with Carlo's been see you.
- 56:23Speaker 3: And we've done like the laugh actor together, nothing like crazy.
- 56:26Speaker 2: Like not like in your come up. And he was
- 56:27Speaker 2: just like, yo, man, I don't let you go.
- 56:29Speaker 1: No, he was already he was like big when I was.
- 56:33Speaker 1: I was already I was big then too, Like I
- 56:36Speaker 1: just started to blow up and he was already big.
- 56:37Speaker 1: And they give him that show mind him and see you,
- 56:40Speaker 1: and but I was already doing arenas on my own,
- 56:43Speaker 1: so I was like, I don't care. And he had
- 56:45Speaker 1: his crew. He had Brad Williams and uh yeah, Bobby Lee.
- 56:50Speaker 1: Bobby Lee. Yeah, So he had his crew, and I
- 56:53Speaker 1: didn't you know, I can't just bog out my way
- 56:55Speaker 1: in and I was like, hold on, you're doing theaters.
- 56:56Speaker 1: I'm doing Arenas. You stay there, I'm going you got
- 56:59Speaker 1: a TV should I got a TV show?
- 57:00Speaker 2: You being like started in eighty nine. I'm sure that
- 57:05Speaker 2: you have seen your fair share of people that have
- 57:08Speaker 2: done exactly what Mencia. You know it's done right like
- 57:11Speaker 2: that happens, and I don't. I mean, I don't know
- 57:14Speaker 2: why people just can't. Is it just because Rogan was
- 57:18Speaker 2: the one that busted him or just a way of
- 57:20Speaker 2: going about it, but he he for sure isn't the
- 57:23Speaker 2: only one.
- 57:23Speaker 3: But I just I don't. I can't understand why.
- 57:25Speaker 2: The comedy world just can't let that one go as
- 57:27Speaker 2: compared to they can see Joe Coy still Edwin san
- 57:30Speaker 2: Juan's joke no like no day in and day.
- 57:33Speaker 3: Out, and he's literally just because Edwin.
- 57:34Speaker 2: Sohan is san Juan is not hitting those numbers, people
- 57:37Speaker 2: like Joe Coy will be like, let me just take
- 57:39Speaker 2: all his material and shout out to you ed when
- 57:40Speaker 2: I fuck with you bro with yeah, Like so it's
- 57:43Speaker 2: when you.
- 57:43Speaker 1: See that during COVID at a corporate gig in Vegas
- 57:47Speaker 1: had him up and for me's one of the funniest Asians.
- 57:50Speaker 3: I fucking know, bro, Like, he's like just and and
- 57:53Speaker 3: I love that he loves that nerdy ship. Bro.
- 57:55Speaker 2: Like It's like that's yeah, bro, Like I don't like
- 57:57Speaker 2: that Star Wars ship out. But I'm just like, you
- 57:59Speaker 2: know what, dude, I like that your kids love you
- 58:01Speaker 2: because you find a relatability in it.
- 58:03Speaker 3: You like other nerdy shit.
- 58:05Speaker 2: I like other nerdy ship, but I don't have kids.
- 58:06Speaker 2: And like the fact that he's a cool dad and
- 58:08Speaker 2: he does his shit, bro, And I'm just like, you're
- 58:10Speaker 2: just so fucking like. I'm like, it sucks that that happens,
- 58:13Speaker 2: but people should hold other people accountable the same way
- 58:16Speaker 2: they held men.
- 58:16Speaker 1: See what it was un like, it was unfair to
- 58:19Speaker 1: Carlos that he got labeled as the guy, you know,
- 58:23Speaker 1: because there's plenty of guys doing it. But I mean,
- 58:25Speaker 1: I think it's because of his level. Guys are doing
- 58:28Speaker 1: it on lower levels, you know, and like the fucking
- 58:30Speaker 1: on the road and shit, I've heard guys. I'm like, really,
- 58:33Speaker 1: but then when you get to a certain level, you
- 58:35Speaker 1: can't do that anymore. Robin Williams was known for that too. Really, Yeah,
- 58:40Speaker 1: Robin Williams would be like he would have a guy
- 58:42Speaker 1: with him.
- 58:43Speaker 3: This is what I heard. He would have a guy
- 58:44Speaker 3: with him with cash.
- 58:46Speaker 1: And if he did your joke, he would just keep
- 58:48Speaker 1: me the money right there. He goes, Hey, I like
- 58:54Speaker 1: that joke. Here's fifty bucks to go rite another one
- 58:56Speaker 1: because I'm taking that one jokerow.
- 58:59Speaker 2: Joey says that that's it was like a big the
- 59:00Speaker 2: big way foods used to get down back in the day,
- 59:03Speaker 2: especially like he said no for nothing. He said, he's
- 59:06Speaker 2: like in the black community, He's like, yo, he's like
- 59:08Speaker 2: to bring you on. He's like, give you fifty bucks.
- 59:10Speaker 2: He's like, like that joke because I come back next week.
- 59:13Speaker 2: And I'm like, bro, you just had him open up.
- 59:15Speaker 2: But he stole his joke. You forcefully. You sugnighted him
- 59:18Speaker 2: for his joke. Yeah, he literally forcefully.
- 59:20Speaker 3: I was like, give me that ship. That's comedy. Bro.
- 59:23Speaker 2: The people just people.
- 59:26Speaker 1: Want It's not acceptable, but it happens. I don't think
- 59:29Speaker 1: it happens as much anymore. I hope not.
- 59:31Speaker 3: I don't know. People.
- 59:33Speaker 2: All it takes is one like people call it now, yeah,
- 59:35Speaker 2: like it makes one video.
- 59:37Speaker 3: This person stole this.
- 59:38Speaker 2: Look at the receipts and then they just posted up
- 59:40Speaker 2: like when they try to cancel you.
- 59:41Speaker 5: And you know what, I've been noticing a lot. I
- 59:44Speaker 5: don't know if they're stealing it or how it's going about,
- 59:47Speaker 5: but I've been watching a lot of Spanish comedy looking
- 59:50Speaker 5: a lot like English. But then the English comic can't
- 59:53Speaker 5: complain because.
- 59:54Speaker 3: You can't understand I can't understand it. I'm seeing it.
- 59:56Speaker 1: Well, that's international, Yeah, a lot of comics very popular
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: all of a sudden in all these different countries. And
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what he's saying, but I
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: feel like I met him, and he's not a funny person.
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: You can steal a nuber joke. It's pretty international. If
- 1:00:09Speaker 5: it's funny, you can find a way we're making in
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: your language.
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: You're still mean shit.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: Patrese told me in ninety six, when you write a joke,
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: make sure it's you're the only person who can do
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: that joke. What what makes I showed him my special
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: from ninety five. It was me, Patrese and Keith Robinson
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: in New York, in New Jersey actually in their condo,
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: and I go, I go, you want to see my special?
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: It was my first special. Ninety five was my first
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: special I had on VHS.
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: I put it on.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: It was like twenty two minutes long. It ends, and
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: uh and I go so and I go, what the
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: fuck was that talking about? That's the worst piece of
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: shit I've ever seen in my left go fuck.
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: You, look, you'll be playing right now much. It was terrible.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: What makes any of those jokes hard for anybody else
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: to do? There's nothing about that. I was like, damn,
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: they really changed my way of thinking that day. And
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: that was seven years in the game already at that point.
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: See now, it doesn't make me feel bad that we
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: told this the exact same thing.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: No, I'm joking. We've been very supportive about baby.
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: You go watch the Diddy special they just dropped a
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: couple of days ago, and shout Out just dropped.
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you not tell you send me something
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: to promo? I'm not trying to bother you, dog, you
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: texted me. I'm fucking mad too, bro, like I would.
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: I thought he.
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: Knew nobody would promote it.
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: I would do it. Yeah, I clip, I will.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: You didn't even feel the need to. He was gonna
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: go the whole podcast without mentioning this.
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: Bro. Yeah, man, I'm heated. B.
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: This is this is why I played principle here, bro,
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: because because I gotta make sure your homework's done, I
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: gotta make sure all this shit's done.
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: Otherwise I couldn't promote a fart of to Beani eating contest, yo.
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: Because when you said you do the podcast, I know
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: this guy's fucking schedule is so packed. So like all week,
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: I've been spamming him on text. I'm like, yo, Thursday,
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: but he told you to do that though I know,
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: But then I started. I started doing it so much right.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: I started from if you didn't do this, I would
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: have just blown it off. I'd have been like, I
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: can't be I.
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: Called it food. That's why. That's why I explicitly told
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: them because I do.
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: I respect him, so I want to I don't want
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: to be like fucking be a dick and just say
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: yeah for the sake of saying yeah. But like so
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: that's why I tell you the details. Make sure you
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: remind me every day otherwise I'll forget. That's great, that's great,
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: you do forget.
- 1:02:15Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, Sam, I sometimes I got remind him, like, hey, dude,
- 1:02:17Speaker 5: you forgot, I I got, I got the.
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: Kids, baby, mama's I got a divorce, I got you know,
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: so I got too much going on. I'm gonna forget.
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: Also, I'm going to read some of the super chats.
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: I do want to tell you guys that I'm not
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: going to get through all of them just because you
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: guys know, the time that we go onto, we might
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: go a little bit extra just because it's great.
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: But I know some people have some questions for Russell.
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: I mean, even though they were probably far fed, somebody,
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: Joaquin Rodriguez said respectfully. E asked, Dan Russell, are fireworks
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: as dangerous as they were when we were kids? I
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: was born in the seventies.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: They're way more dangerous back then.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: Really, Okay, you're the second person that says that, because
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: I did in the Green Up Show.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: And now they have like like a little special tubes
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: you can put the ship in. Back then, it was like,
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: here's an explosive like that, and the wicks were fast
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: as ship too.
- 1:03:07Speaker 5: Yeah, well, we were talking about fireworks, that's true. Yeah,
- 1:03:10Speaker 5: because nobody he talked about Roman candles being a normal thing.
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: We met each other, we run around the neighborhood and
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: shooting at each other.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: You used to do that iman candle, like the one
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: that just pops off twelve Oh yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, no,
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: we never did that.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: You're gonna end up with no flight list, bro. But
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: like talking about shooting explosives at each other.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: Like that, Bro, you already you already have no flightless beard. Yeah, bro,
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: was a child.
- 1:03:31Speaker 3: I was a young child, and you canna deal.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: With Sama bin Hindu.
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: There's nothing then about your fucking beard. Ever since I
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: got my paperwork, I feel so safe here. But you know, okay,
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: so when I had it one yeah, yeah, shaky, they
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: could take that, hope. I don't say that. That's kind
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: of ship they can take. They can take my green
- 1:03:51Speaker 3: card from me if they come for me. I'm giving
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: them extree first. Yeah, bro.
- 1:03:58Speaker 5: The only thing they can't take a here's your citizenship,
- 1:04:01Speaker 5: even residency. If you fuck run and get the u
- 1:04:03Speaker 5: I and don't follow rules, they could take that right.
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: You can have kids and stuff.
- 1:04:06Speaker 5: Residency you have to get your censorship, which means is
- 1:04:08Speaker 5: when you have to take tests and you have to
- 1:04:10Speaker 5: get sworn in, and from there on you can pretty
- 1:04:11Speaker 5: much do whatever you want.
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: You will always be the United States America, you know.
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: So they could have technically kick you out anytime they want. Yeah,
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: how would you embrace it?
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: What choice do you have?
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: But like, I mean, would you you got nothing? Else?
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: Do you got?
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: You've got no recourse?
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: What are you gonna fight it? Would you go to Canad?
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: Would you go somewhere else?
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: I either go to Canada.
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: I'd go to the UAE. Okay, Oh nice, because I
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: got the Golden Viza so I could live there if
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: I want.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: Oh I got if I got to remember this. I
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: gotta ask you, since you're a big hip hop man
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: and you're a Canadian Drake or Kendrick bro for what
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: it's like, who are you siding with and through the bill?
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: Who did you side within the beef? If you had
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: a side, there wasn't a beef, that wasn't a battle.
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: That was two kids, jen I feel like gen Z kids.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: Like arguing with each other. Yeah, well you didn't take
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: care of your kids? Yeah, well you like young kids?
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: Like there was nothing hip hop about it. To me,
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: I was like I checked out on that one right away.
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: I was like, well, thanks, what was the last iconic
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: hip hop beef that you you know, since you you're
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: a big fan, would.
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: I mean there was some great ones in my generation,
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: but for me mc shannon Kris won.
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: Then there was.
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: I can't say Biggie and Tupac because they were friends
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: and ship jay Z.
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: No, I'm pretty sure you're of course, of course I
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: remember there fuck jay Z and the intro was the hardest.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: Ship every like that took a big l on that one.
- 1:05:45Speaker 5: The one that was entertaining was the Game fifty. They
- 1:05:49Speaker 5: dropped a lot of mix tapes. The game really was
- 1:05:51Speaker 5: started calling everybody trans Olivia was.
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: A man and the game can spit.
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: Yeah, the game got bars.
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: He's really dope. I was actually in the studio with
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: him one time.
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: I didn't.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: I was with Rakon Raykon goes Yo, Russ, I gotta
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: go to the studio with game. You want to come?
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: Like sure.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: So I'm sitting in the studio.
- 1:06:08Speaker 3: It's packed.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: I'm getting high from this the same way I was
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: getting high in that studio. And I'm just sitting there
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: with Rakon and games in the booths spinning and I'm
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: listening and I'm listening to the shit he saying, and
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: I'm like, holy fun because I know where he lives.
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: And he said his a dress to go, yo. He
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: comes out of GO. You just gave out your real address.
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: I know, I GO. People aren't going to really know
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: that it goes. I know, how do you know where
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: I live? A GO?
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: I drive past your house all the fucking time.
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: I know where you live.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: Okay, And but I respect game because he can spit,
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: definitely can spit. It's fucked up that he somehow got
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: locked out of the game.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: Okay, I looked into it. Bro, It's what it comes
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: down to. You just can't disrespect Drake. I mean, you
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: can't disrespect Dre.
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: Didn't disrespect Drake.
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, he got he got emotional over the fifty
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: set beef and then like he went from being Drake
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: is my I mean, Dre is my idol to like
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: Dre ain't never did nothing for me type.
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: Of ship and can't do that.
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: Drey stops answering your phone like phone calls after that
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: man like that dude is on some other ship, like
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: whenever he's crazy. I've asked me real many times. Every
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: every time he meets up with doctor Dre, it's just
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: one phone call and there ain't no like, hey, come
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: on this day. It's like I'll be there because it's
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: like he's hitting me up about some projects.
- 1:07:20Speaker 3: Beef with somebody back in the day. Oh, yes, that's true.
- 1:07:25Speaker 3: Now they're both homies. Like we did a whole interview
- 1:07:27Speaker 3: with them.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Common had that beef with Ice Cube
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: that was a good one, and then people got beat
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: up on that beef too.
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: Man, when n w A went at Cube and Cube
- 1:07:37Speaker 3: went back, that ship was incredible.
- 1:07:38Speaker 5: I mean, right now, you know who it's scary to
- 1:07:41Speaker 5: beef with because he's such a troll.
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: It's fifty seven if you did it fifty cent. Yeah,
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: but that's the thing's battle.
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: He's going to beat you up on the internet, humiliate you, bro. Yeah,
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: it's more.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: It's more like I'm gonna ridicule you, like and that's
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: it because.
- 1:07:54Speaker 5: They don't take you down. Look what he did to
- 1:07:56Speaker 5: y'all row, he bought the whole but those those road seats,
- 1:07:58Speaker 5: those one that's embarrassing.
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: That's not really the most lyrical person ever. Though he
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: didn't what was he gonna do? Go bar for bars
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: with uh? Like he was making like was not gonna
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: go with anybody, Yeah, making a bar two bar. He
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: was making like love songs with a shouting and ship bro,
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: like it ain't you know, you can't compare that and
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: then the other one.
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: And then like at that time when he went at
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: it with Fat Joe.
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: The game and Roscoss went at it and punched him
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: in the face. Damn, he got on a ladder and
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: punched because Ross's man short.
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: That's great creating in a ladder and punching his die.
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: He didn't do that, but he didn't.
- 1:08:36Speaker 5: He did.
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: He did.
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: He was like Games a big dude. He's like six
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: three rosscs like five six five seven.
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: Maybe he's like about Rays a little bit, like a
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: little bit bigger than Rayful Russell.
- 1:08:47Speaker 5: What do you feel about, uh, diddy o jaying it?
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: Man? Listen.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: I mean they were trying too hard to get that recocase.
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: I didn't see a reco case there either. I think
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: they're really just reaching. And then they're trying to embarrass
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: him with his sex life. And my son is downstairs
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: with his but don't let him in here. Let him
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: in the parking lot, but don't let him in the
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: building because I don't want my son to be around
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: this much of bead smoke.
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: Of course, wrap it up, you know, I wanted to
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: wrap up. And then uh and then as.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: I loved it the whole time, and you can't even
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: say anything.
- 1:09:22Speaker 3: You do this a c because Russell said so yeah,
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: like it's just like it's it's like the Canadian, uh,
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: the Canadian. Even his beard has a little snow frostbites.
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: A couple other thick comments from the from the chat
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: room they super chatted my all time favorite. But I
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: guess he means is Russell Indian and Chinese bargain?
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: Yes, Indians and Chinese bargain. That was two thousand and three.
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: We're still doing it.
- 1:09:55Speaker 3: Yes, dude, this guy is a fucking bargain king.
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: We took him to a weed festival right and out prices. Yes,
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: and they're already showing them the hook up. It's like, hey, bro,
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: the homies brought you and we don't charge them the same,
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: so we're going to give you the homie price. Look
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: at this is regular price. And he's like yeah.
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: But like he's like yeah, yeah, and they're looking at me.
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: He's like, bron't bring your boil.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: They gave me the deal.
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: Though they gave me the deal, Bro, who wants to
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: pay those prices? It's crazy, mayb. He doesn't understand what
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: we're saying, we all paid a little bit less. That's
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: all I'm saying. Make a fun of it. You should think,
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: ndiot man, That's what I'm saying.
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, the next time, I'll get a discount for you. Dog,
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you bargat it. Because I was like,
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: the way you asked him. I was like, Bro, this
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: isn't the me.
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: No, you gotta he's gotta ask legit. Now people are going, I.
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: Mean, it took a while for you to like kind
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: of make your way around the LA circuit, and I
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: like that. Uh, you know, in LA, it's one of
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: those things where it's like you kind of have to
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: constantly keep showing up for you to be a recognizable,
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: recognizable face.
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: It's weird as that is.
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: That's the same thing, the same thing in the pod
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: cast game and all that stuff, and it's consistency. It's
- 1:11:03Speaker 2: like you keep doing it every day in and day out,
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: even if you don't ever make it to the Mister
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: Beast level. It's just like you're gonna have your fair
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: loyal people. It's like you've seen where they go.
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: All the comments that we've been from the chap them,
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: they're right there commenting something to generate, you know, like
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: you know who you know, the people that watch it.
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: For the people that care, not for the people that
- 1:11:20Speaker 3: don't care. They're looking for reason not to care about you.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get into the next one. Russell, how was
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: it chilling and meeting Tech nine?
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: Tech Night's cool ast shit? I met him years ago
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: at Edmonton. I was doing an arena there and he
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: was performing in town the night after me and he
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: somebody the promoter brought him to the show and I
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: met him backstage. I kne who he was, but I
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: wasn't familiar with his music at the time. And then
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: I started this I got fucking dope. And then a
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago og Mugs not DJ Muggs, you
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: know the og Muggs, the fella who wears red. He
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: he brought him to my house and then I brought
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: him to the live factory.
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: Damn back nine is it's one of those that's that's legendary.
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: Bro. That fool was like before insane clown posse he
- 1:12:17Speaker 3: was doing it.
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: That's like, that's like when when I seen foods like
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: that when I was younger, I was like, man, I
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: was like I didn't know black fools get down like
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: kiss like that. I didn't know like that type of
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: black fool existed because here's South Central. You're like, bro,
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: this is nothing but game bangers here.
- 1:12:29Speaker 5: Bro.
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: Yeah, even what's funny? When he was at my house,
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: I used to be a huge kiss fan. I said,
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: we gave you the paint that day. Were you a
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: kiss fan? He goes yeah, and I go, look a
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: stack of kiss shit. He goes, oh, ship you too?
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: I go, yeah, all right, kiss is legendary, man. That's
- 1:12:43Speaker 3: I love that.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: When you listen to the night, like, wow, they really
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: kind of sucked, Like the songs are really bad, but
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: I have memories to them, so I play them, you.
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: Know what I mean?
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: Yeah algia?
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: Uh, we have another one from Garina. Karina says, what up?
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: He's when I stayed up late for this? When been
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: dying to ask Russell Peters when we're going to get
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: another old school mixtape live? That ship was dope right
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: in my neighborhood in Toronto.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: Oh, the Toronto One. She was at the Toronto One.
- 1:13:09Speaker 3: That shit was dope. You were there, it was dope.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: We had Big Daddy Cane, Me and Flavor flav hosted.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: It was nice and smooth.
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: E P. M D.
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: Big Daddy Cane. I don't forgetting people. I'm forgetting people.
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: But there was others on the show. Ever been bowling
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: with Favor Flavors he's a big bowler, So Flavor always
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: asking if I want to go bowling or if I
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: want to go to Benny Hannas. It was a Flave's
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: two favorite things.
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: Wait because we got to be real recently into bowling
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: and he's like kind of getting really good at it.
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: So now Flavor flames like, yo, let's let's bowl my
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: thing for your wrist, and got like, yeah, I got
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: three balls, I got the yeah yeah stereos.
- 1:13:51Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you don't ball. You've never been with Flavor,
- 1:13:53Speaker 5: You're never told you never.
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: We hang out, but we're never a bowlder.
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: He takes any serious. He takes it serious.
- 1:14:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: I like bowling, Like when I do do it, I
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: enjoy it, but I don't know how to play. I
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: do it because it's fun. You, Well, what's your do
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: you do with Lenny? Sports?
- 1:14:07Speaker 3: Golf, jiu Jitsu? I'm doing nine.
- 1:14:10Speaker 5: I hang out with hangout Bravo.
- 1:14:12Speaker 3: Yeah, my teacher was Eddie's teacher. Oh Jack, Yeah, of course,
- 1:14:16Speaker 3: on Jack.
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: Also my son's godfather.
- 1:14:19Speaker 5: Oh you're doing Jsu yet?
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: Not yet, he's only six, but he will, he will
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: be soon.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: Russell's punched some comments in the face. Oh dude, punch people.
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: Are you cool with Rogan coming up?
- 1:14:32Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: Should I've trained with Rogan too? Oh yeah, I've been
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: on the floor getting his fucking smelly sweat on me.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: I got a picture of me and Eddie at the
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: comedy store because people kept coming up and going, hey, Eddie,
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: can I take a picture. I'm not I'm not fucking Eddie.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: I'll show you the photo though, and you tell me
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: you can see why.
- 1:14:52Speaker 5: Oh yeah, like I could see it.
- 1:14:54Speaker 3: Oh damn.
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: That's like a really super healthy looking Eddie. Eddie Bravo,
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: always looking good. I mean he looks healthy. Yeah, but
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: it's like, you know, it's like, look George with black hair.
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: George gray hair is different person.
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: It's the gray hair.
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: It's this fucking ridiculous, fucking messy, homeless look he's trying
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: to do. And I'm like, all right, Buddy Einstein, Like
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: I get mad when people have good hair and you're like,
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: are you wasting this?
- 1:15:22Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: Bro, that was what Seriously, it's not like you were
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: a handsome man. You're doing this and it's gonna make
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: you look ironic.
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: I mean he's ugly.
- 1:15:29Speaker 5: George is an ud.
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: I mean nobody, you know, nobody, No woman ever flicked
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: their bean to him.
- 1:15:42Speaker 2: All right, we got this next one from Cali Blaize.
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: Shout out to you, Cally Blaze, says Tell Russell. I
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: grew up in India too, only it was called Queens,
- 1:15:50Speaker 2: New York City. One of my favorite comedians, respect.
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: From Jackson Heights. Then that's where they were that.
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: I mean, have you been to that part? D Yeah,
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: because you told me that Toronto is now Bangladesh.
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: No, I don't know, I know, don't but you told
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: all the Bangladesh. But we got all the fucking.
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: Nddies, theo jabs, poo jabs, gang.
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: A gunshot. It's is fireworks good because.
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: My kids outside, I don't want him to be no, no, no,
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: and we.
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: Can we can.
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: We can have him walk in and they get chilling
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: the green move if you want there downstairs.
- 1:16:22Speaker 3: Sure somebody can walk them in.
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: Or they might just want to chill in the car
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: in the parking lot.
- 1:16:29Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, him and his aunt. Uh and uh.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: The next one comes from DJ nam I'm sorry, DJ
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: nams Russell, what are your thoughts on the brown boy Nave.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: I've never listened to his music, so I have I
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: can't actually say anything constructive or negative.
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: High school with him?
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know he's from Rexdale, but I have
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: met him a few times and he was kind of
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: aloof and I was like, well, cparently, you think you're
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: bigger than me. Now it doesn't matter if you are
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: bigger than me or not. The point is I was
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: on the radio. I had a hip hop shown Canada,
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: me and Mastermind, So I know that you paid respect
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: to Masterin, but I was the co host. So let's
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: not forget who was doing this because the hip hop
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: shit before anybody else.
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you you've always been one of these things,
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: because listen, man, sometimes when I have these conversations with
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: to be real man, and like he got, I'm pretty
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: I'm pretty fucking blessed, like because I'm not really the
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: biggest I love hip hop, bro, but it's kind of
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: hard for me to be into stuff that was before
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: my time, and I have to learn as I go along, right,
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: But I sit on the table with like legends food
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: and sometimes they have these conversations and I the best
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: thing I can do is just be quiet because it's
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: psycho least, it's be real, it's it's a mellow man aise.
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: You got DJFM from like a psychle realm, or you
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: have a you know, like Steph tone from the Death Tones.
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: These are all rock stars, bro.
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: And then I'm just right here. I'm just like, yeah,
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: I'm just a podcasm ifuger in here and they'd be
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: talking about some shit and it's cool to see that.
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: Soa game. But every time you get brought up up,
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: every single person, including DJ C minus was a legendary
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: DJ will always be like you are a real student
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: and a hip hop you know, like soldier bro, Like
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: they have upmost of my respect when it comes to
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: the hip hop, and.
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: I would say it was not hip hop. I would
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: just be a regular Indian guy. I don't know what
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: that would be. I might acted like a white boy.
- 1:18:19Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: Probably would have acted like a white boy.
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: In all fairness, you would have had the British action
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: with you at the time I see you, You're with
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: multiple either rappers or fighters actually with me DJs fighters.
- 1:18:31Speaker 3: That was easy.
- 1:18:32Speaker 5: Last time I got to meet Style, I mean not
- 1:18:34Speaker 5: to bring it up, but remember what happened at.
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: That jewelery store. Oh yeah, yeah, that was fun.
- 1:18:39Speaker 5: Uh. Someone tried to steal something and Russell came in
- 1:18:41Speaker 5: there and put them in a little Yeah. It was
- 1:18:44Speaker 5: really impressed the clip, Yeah she was.
- 1:18:47Speaker 3: That's crazy, yeah, big dude. Yeah, and I turned around.
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: That a ship, Yeah, but an arm bar Bro that
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: ships to come on, bro, that's just.
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: As soon as I locked it, he goes. Okay, okay,
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: thank thank goodness for tap, thanks for verbally tapping.
- 1:19:03Speaker 3: I appreciate that. It was risk too. I double locked it.
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: So how many years you've been doing ju jitsune?
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: Okay? Yeah, you can somebody else or just submit him next.
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: We about stopping the action from let's just stop this
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: right now, son.
- 1:19:18Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of like every every person Karina.
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: Karina says Ken Russell also make an appearance on The
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: Doctor Green Thumb Show. Oh trust me, I'm gonna make
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: that happen as soon as be reals back because I'm tired.
- 1:19:31Speaker 3: I give him your number.
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: We do with alcohol, he smoke, I drank, Yeah, dude,
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: we get. As long as we get, we both get
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: sucked up.
- 1:19:37Speaker 5: And yeah he's no, he's did.
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: He smokes heavy bro any drinks too, so he'll bust
- 1:19:42Speaker 2: out some ship and probably like keeping away from everybody
- 1:19:45Speaker 2: else's reach.
- 1:19:46Speaker 3: I know where you keep those bottles, be real, I.
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: Know that's a good bottle of eighteen hundred.
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: Right then, Yeah, shout out to l A f C.
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: I mean, I just got tired of looking at it
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: in the freezer and I.
- 1:19:54Speaker 5: Was like, you have you been to l A f
- 1:19:56Speaker 5: C game? No, they haven't invited you. We gotta take
- 1:19:59Speaker 5: you take no, no, no, he needs no.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: No, no, he's got he's got to be done up
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: the same way gets done. They got to put him
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: down there with the jersey, and it hasn't and obviously
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: b Real has to be back from tour. That way
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: they could do it up and then they have the
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: legendary thing. But yeah, dude it because they do it
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: all right there, like the snoop's been there right.
- 1:20:15Speaker 5: There on the figure out the Bancos Stadium.
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: Yeah, and that used to be No, that was the
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: one in Carson. I'm thinking they used to be Home Depot.
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: Yeah, that wasn't Carson that's the Carson the Dignity Park.
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: Don't go there for Mexican right now, you go to
- 1:20:29Speaker 2: a bomb as proving spot there though. Yeah, no, that
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: we will definitely make it happen. And I know for
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: sure we'll go down there and we'll have give you
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: your own jersey. They'll put you on the screen and
- 1:20:40Speaker 2: then like certain days, bro, especially if you're like a
- 1:20:42Speaker 2: hip hop head broke, because I know, like uh b
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: real goes religiously when he's in town like that. Right, Honestly,
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: the first time they took him to like, hey, bro,
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: can you bring him? And I'm like, like, he'll do
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: the appearance, but him coming back is gonna be either
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: he's gonna falk with it or he's not.
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: A shout out to the l a f C for
- 1:21:01Speaker 3: just being that energy. And that's not the same as Galaxy. No,
- 1:21:04Speaker 3: that's the rival Okay, that's the that's the ops.
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: I mean, there were last year's champions, respectfully, but but
- 1:21:12Speaker 2: there last years champions respectfully. It's a rivalry. I mean,
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: the homie over here, he's a Galaxy fan, but look
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: at him. It's a rough season for him.
- 1:21:22Speaker 5: Bro.
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: They were last place, but they were champions. Last year.
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: But yeah, we took a garden with a metal shirt on,
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: I say, respectfully, yeah, that was edited out of the show.
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: Now he's like, that's gonna be clipped, but yeah, man
- 1:21:39Speaker 3: salute terror put a split screen in the garden home though.
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: Another one comes from Wolf Garcia. He says, same team,
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: one pound fish. Do you know about the one pound
- 1:21:51Speaker 2: fish guy? Oh my god, bro, dude, how do you
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: He's from Canada too, right, okay, one pound costing a pound?
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy, this Indian guy, went viral that selling
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: fish and he started doing this song, he goes one
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: bound fish, very very good, very very cheap, and it
- 1:22:10Speaker 3: turned into a whole fucking hilarious theme song.
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: Though then when you when you because we were we
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: were barely going through it, like we just seeing the clip.
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: So when you came here, which is like how ironic
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: is it? And then the chat room just doesn't let
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: you live it down anything. Indians that you came up
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: in here, like any of the clips, like the Indian
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: guy singing corridos, they constantly send that.
- 1:22:28Speaker 3: They're like yo, send yeah, like look, my people are
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: really there.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: I told you we should be united. The latinos in
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: the Indians. Definitely, you need to be united.
- 1:22:41Speaker 3: Different tortilla, different chicken.
- 1:22:43Speaker 5: Imagine if the scammers got.
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: With the cartel over yeah, over Bro, it's over.
- 1:22:49Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: The cartel violently scammed Indian narcos, Like, can you imagine
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: the threats?
- 1:23:00Speaker 3: It is like open your bank account surt.
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: Like it's like it's like I'm outside, bro pulling up
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: like yeah they got resources.
- 1:23:09Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: Yeah they'll be in like taxis.
- 1:23:11Speaker 2: But you know, you, Tripp, when you tell me about
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: the Indian mob, I was like, what the fuck? And
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, there's an idiom ub everywhere.
- 1:23:17Speaker 3: There's one in Canada and more in Vancouver though, yeah Toronto.
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: Toronto's trying to have that now, which is really not
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: a good thing because they only pray on their own people.
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: Not that we should be praying on other people, but.
- 1:23:31Speaker 3: It's like, yo, it's gotta be equal.
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: He's like, but you're just taking out You're just taking
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: out the other Indians and just scamming them.
- 1:23:37Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just like extorting restaurants and ship see. Bro,
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: that's what happened in Ol Salvador.
- 1:23:41Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: They're just like hey, Bro, Usually countries they form militia
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: and then they take it to another country, They're like,
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: we're gonna fuck this place up. But in ol Salvador,
- 1:23:48Speaker 2: the president was like, listen, man, tourist, fucking rates are down.
- 1:23:52Speaker 3: We're getting rates didn't exist. It didn't exist.
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: It's now one of the safest countries in the world.
- 1:23:57Speaker 5: Well, I mean not to play a little bit of
- 1:23:59Speaker 5: Douvile's care. We're listening to.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: No, these are there are world stats. They said in
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: the top five of safest countries to be in. Mexico
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: is a safe country to be in. Yeah, saf for
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: right now. Crazy you get killed in Mexico and Mexico.
- 1:24:16Speaker 5: Mexico is also known to lie about how many dasts
- 1:24:18Speaker 5: because they had it. Ask lost people, if you haven't
- 1:24:21Speaker 5: found the body, it's not yet. A lot of people
- 1:24:24Speaker 5: got missing. Yeah, they play the numbers rights. You got
- 1:24:29Speaker 5: to find out what statistics you're looking at and who's
- 1:24:31Speaker 5: making them.
- 1:24:32Speaker 3: No.
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: I have a friend in Alsalvado right now, and she
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: said it's good. She said anywhere anytime nobody's even looking
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: at you sideways.
- 1:24:41Speaker 3: It's really good. Uh said uh I lead Devine says.
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: One more, says Russell say, my name slow l L
- 1:24:53Speaker 2: is that I don't know she referencing. I thought she
- 1:24:55Speaker 2: was referencing one of.
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: Your jokes, but she's oh, semi name. It was it
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: was when I when the guy named La fucking the
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: girl say my name, Say my name. She's like, I
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: can't click how Mann say his name? I thought she
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: wanted you to say her name real slow. Yeah, I know,
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: but I was like, uh uh that probably would have
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: even made her day more.
- 1:25:23Speaker 2: Yeah, yo, man, today has been one for the books.
- 1:25:28Speaker 3: Bro, You're the biggest comic, the fucking biggest person to
- 1:25:32Speaker 3: do this.
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: Well, I mean on the comic just a burbank or something.
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: I mean I was going to drive to what you're
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: driving from the hell of a value right Malibu?
- 1:25:43Speaker 3: Fuck? Yeah, God damn what is that hour? Two hours?
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: I was in Beverly Hills when you because I had
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: a doctor's appointment. Then I was hanging out with my daughter,
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: and that's also while I was late, and then I
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: had the ship. The shipping has really made me late.
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: Then traffic was also shiit and shit.
- 1:26:03Speaker 3: Taking a shit a comfortable shit is like a twenty minute.
- 1:26:06Speaker 5: You said that Sam Sam has a studio in Hollywood
- 1:26:10Speaker 5: just to take a ship like he does. One podcast
- 1:26:13Speaker 5: out of there and he has a whole house where
- 1:26:15Speaker 5: he can move that over and I'm like, why do
- 1:26:17Speaker 5: you have this? Sam? He's like, sometimes you just need
- 1:26:19Speaker 5: somewhere to take a shit in La Hollywood.
- 1:26:22Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: I've always loved Sam, and I love him more now.
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: There was a great guy.
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: There's a food who used to work like I saw
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: this interview. He used to work at like a Beth
- 1:26:34Speaker 2: bathroom beyond and they used to be like in an
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: upper class like neighborhood, right, And he said that every
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: morning they used to be all these like wives like
- 1:26:42Speaker 2: you just stay at home wives. They're pretty hot and
- 1:26:44Speaker 2: shit right, like just coming in and there would always
- 1:26:47Speaker 2: be like two or three of them outside, and he
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: would always wonder like why. And then he's like one
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: day he decided to make friends and he asked him.
- 1:26:54Speaker 2: He's like, Yo, so why are you guys over here?
- 1:26:55Speaker 3: And why do you guys always run to the restrooms?
- 1:26:58Speaker 2: Like my husband doesn't like me shitting in that house.
- 1:27:01Speaker 3: Yeah. Usually the prettier the girl, the stinkier the ship.
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: Damn, bro, that's why they're so private about it.
- 1:27:12Speaker 3: Dude.
- 1:27:13Speaker 5: Yeah, I've known I know girls that like I'll get
- 1:27:15Speaker 5: a hotel, and I know that when they go downstairs
- 1:27:18Speaker 5: to the lobby, that's where they took a ship, because
- 1:27:19Speaker 5: they won't take a ship in that hotel that I'm in,
- 1:27:22Speaker 5: which I appreciate.
- 1:27:23Speaker 3: I don't go, fuck go downstairs. I don't go fun
- 1:27:24Speaker 3: go ahead, keep your stinky ass downstairs. I mean, but
- 1:27:27Speaker 3: what are you, bro, That's that's messed up.
- 1:27:30Speaker 5: That's their logic, that's their logic.
- 1:27:32Speaker 3: They just all of us.
- 1:27:33Speaker 5: I know they're going downstairs because they're like, I gotta
- 1:27:35Speaker 5: be right back.
- 1:27:35Speaker 3: Going the lobby.
- 1:27:36Speaker 5: I don't ask why, but I know why. I'm like,
- 1:27:38Speaker 5: you're s Yeah, we've been partying all night from the.
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: Are you gonna go?
- 1:27:43Speaker 2: Are you gonna go?
- 1:27:44Speaker 3: You're gonna go.
- 1:27:44Speaker 2: You're gonna judge girls based on fucking ship smelling, not
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: be like, yeah you're pretty hot.
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: I face if it smells when they come back from
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: the bathroom, yeah, like you clean your ass, bitchs open.
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: I don't need vapors still leaking.
- 1:27:59Speaker 3: Seven if it hold the steam stiff coming.
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: Out, Yeah no, man, it'd be like that.
- 1:28:04Speaker 3: Man.
- 1:28:04Speaker 2: Hey, but let's you know the whole podcast. Give it
- 1:28:06Speaker 2: up for Russell Peters for coming in the podcast.
- 1:28:11Speaker 3: Rock it's a good beats.
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: I was like, okay, what is this guy doing? Look
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: autistic or something. I said, what's wrong with that guy?
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: He's making beats and I'm like, okay, but why are
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: they not recorded yet? Like you just hit the beat
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: and then it could just loop.
- 1:28:30Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're definitely stemming. Yeah, then I put the
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: headphones on it. This is dope on the spectrum.
- 1:28:37Speaker 3: So yeah.
- 1:28:39Speaker 2: Salute once again to Russell Peters. Thank you Needy for
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: making this happen, for coming man, thank you for blessing.
- 1:28:44Speaker 3: Blessing. He said, yes, I caught him at the right moment.
- 1:28:47Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you did brinking moro, guys, you did the
- 1:28:52Speaker 3: Oh yeah, tomorrow is like July. I'm coming there. You
- 1:28:54Speaker 3: are all right? Hey man, salutes body for tuning in.
- 1:29:00Speaker 3: You got any shout outs? X.
- 1:29:03Speaker 5: Thank you for coming on. Go check him out. I
- 1:29:05Speaker 5: mean I don't even have to say that. You guys
- 1:29:06Speaker 5: already know who is Hit that light bund and subscribe
- 1:29:08Speaker 5: and go check out my podcast actually marks the spot.
- 1:29:11Speaker 5: Sam said, it's number one podcast in the world, so
- 1:29:13Speaker 5: go check it out.
- 1:29:14Speaker 3: Ask three Eyes.
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: The Eyes are you still working with George?
- 1:29:20Speaker 3: No, I'm not working with Georgia anymore. Yeah, like George.
- 1:29:23Speaker 3: Oh he's great. Yeah, George is great.
- 1:29:24Speaker 2: You'll be on the podcast soon. Here, I asked him,
- 1:29:27Speaker 2: I was talking.
- 1:29:27Speaker 3: I was talking to him. Funny.
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: That show that I put Georgie on when he first
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: got out was a big seven thousand people at the show.
- 1:29:33Speaker 5: Oh, he's talked about it. How he was kind of scared.
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: He was, he was a little rustic. Don't You're fine,
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: Just don't even think about it. You can fucking survive
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: jo because and my DJs at the time were starting
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: from Scratch and DJ Spinbad.
- 1:29:45Speaker 3: And he comes out and goes giving up.
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: From straight from Scratch and DJ spin.
- 1:29:49Speaker 3: Off both wrong.
- 1:29:52Speaker 2: I messed that up, Homie.
- 1:29:54Speaker 5: Before we're done, tell him what you called me the
- 1:29:55Speaker 5: first time you went up on stage.
- 1:29:57Speaker 2: Oh all right, dude, this is my second time to
- 1:30:01Speaker 2: going up on stage out there in Toronto, and I
- 1:30:04Speaker 2: have barely met this for he greeting me with a
- 1:30:07Speaker 2: blunt We're all like, yeah, man, I'm finally like amongst
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: my stoner people in here, and it's the best time.
- 1:30:13Speaker 2: I'm getting nervous, bro like, And I didn't want to
- 1:30:15Speaker 2: read the card. Nobody had given me a card and
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: for some reason, you know, telling me he had told
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: me his full name Nitty Secuja, which as I know now,
- 1:30:24Speaker 2: yeah Secuja.
- 1:30:26Speaker 3: But he's like, yo, you can introduce me as Nitty.
- 1:30:29Speaker 2: I don't know what made me say you were deserved,
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: give it up, give it up for Nitty Hazah.
- 1:30:37Speaker 3: I went up and I was like, this guy introduced
- 1:30:38Speaker 3: me like he pulled me out of my hat.
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: I felt so embarrassed. But it was so very like
- 1:30:48Speaker 2: the crowd loved it. And then you made it like
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: a good ten minutes tonovating. I was just like, down
- 1:30:54Speaker 2: e that that moose beer in the back.
- 1:30:56Speaker 3: I'm just like, yeah, not bad in Toronto. He went
- 1:31:02Speaker 3: to Toronto, came back and then for like six months
- 1:31:05Speaker 3: was acting like the mayor of Canada. It was only
- 1:31:07Speaker 3: promoting Canadian ship. It was. It was no.
- 1:31:09Speaker 2: It was like more like two years. And then I
- 1:31:11Speaker 2: went to Japan, all.
- 1:31:11Speaker 5: Right, one his heart and dope, see brous.
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: Dog there the best food you everies in Japan.
- 1:31:18Speaker 2: Really, he talks about I've gone there three times in
- 1:31:20Speaker 2: a row.
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:31:21Speaker 5: He talks about the shiitters. He comes back and every.
- 1:31:23Speaker 3: Time the plane on airlines.
- 1:31:26Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, your panine.
- 1:31:28Speaker 5: He literally says he waits for like, he'll hold the
- 1:31:29Speaker 5: ship in right before the airport.
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: As is clean always regardless.
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: But they have hard pressure too, Broy.
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: They'll powerwash your ass.
- 1:31:38Speaker 3: Yeah, like a mini car wash.
- 1:31:41Speaker 2: Thank you Ray for running the boards as usual, Morning
- 1:31:43Speaker 2: Shot Films, Morning Real Podcast.
- 1:31:46Speaker 3: Ray. I've never thought about looking that. It was like
- 1:31:49Speaker 3: a no.
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: But you know the stoner gnome or it looks like
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: it looks just like that, a little sweaty, fucked up
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: hair and beard, the.
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: Little Tommy Chong nome. Yeah, bro, I know what you're
- 1:32:01Speaker 2: talking about. Teaching Chong have one and be real. Used
- 1:32:03Speaker 2: to have them right there. They used to be the
- 1:32:05Speaker 2: little stoner gnomes.
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: I wonder what happened to that ship. Thank you, Nitty.
- 1:32:10Speaker 3: You got any shout outs? Oh yeah, thank you guys
- 1:32:13Speaker 3: for listening more your special motherfucker that shout out to
- 1:32:16Speaker 3: Russell if you haven't, a lot of these guys have
- 1:32:19Speaker 3: watched a special. But if you haven't, go watch it.
- 1:32:22Speaker 3: Hi I'm nitty on YouTube. What's it called? Hi I'm
- 1:32:24Speaker 3: nitty like right now when you're done, when.
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: H I g H, I got you?
- 1:32:29Speaker 3: I got you?
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: Yeah, So go go to YouTube type in high H
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: I g H. I'm Nitty on YouTube. Not just watch
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: it like it, subscribe, do all the bullshit you gotta do.
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: Help the brother out. He needs to make some money.
- 1:32:40Speaker 1: Just broke up with his girl. He's single. He's not
- 1:32:42Speaker 1: even jacking off anymore.
- 1:32:45Speaker 2: Yeah, he had this whole discussion with my other call
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: host talking about this is why you shouldn't jack off.
- 1:32:50Speaker 5: And you shouldn't watch porn. I agree with Nitty unless
- 1:32:53Speaker 5: you watch porn. The more the more you want to
- 1:32:55Speaker 5: go get pussy. You're jerking off all day. You're comfortable
- 1:32:58Speaker 5: with that.
- 1:32:58Speaker 1: You gotta like if too, if you're not watching porn.
- 1:33:01Speaker 4: Memories imagination bro, Yeah, he's like memories eighties of you
- 1:33:05Speaker 4: doing back in the day.
- 1:33:07Speaker 3: Retro brother. Yeah, your throwback?
- 1:33:12Speaker 2: Oh, Russell, you got it? Anything coming up that you
- 1:33:15Speaker 2: want to shout out?
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: Raleigh when it wints is airing right now. Yeah, I'm
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: in Raleigh, North Carolina at the improv of this next
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: weekend and then I'm on the road. You just go
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: to Russell Peters dot com. You'll see or Russell Peters
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- 1:33:29Speaker 3: And follow me.
- 1:33:30Speaker 1: People just go check my page and they don't follow me.
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: That's the worst Instagram tells us I got five hundred
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: and eighty nine thousand followers and I'm stuck there for
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: the past three years.
- 1:33:40Speaker 3: Have some respect, Make somebody gonna get it hurt.
- 1:33:41Speaker 5: Make me feel good because I can't jump anything either.
- 1:33:44Speaker 3: Be like that. But you got it invisible. You started
- 1:33:46Speaker 3: Instagram late too, though, twenty ten.
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: I started MySpace late.
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- 1:33:57Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, make sure you got gone on TikTok. So
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- 1:34:56Speaker 3: say fourth if you're out there, just first America, excited day, nice,
- 1:35:02Speaker 3: let's go.
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: It'll be pretty American in my house and before the
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: Hispanics and black people, let's go.
- 1:35:07Speaker 3: It's like being in the hood, bro. But yeah, have
- 1:35:11Speaker 3: a safe one.
- 1:35:11Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about any I already know
- 1:35:13Speaker 2: one of you guys blew your hand off like three
- 1:35:15Speaker 2: years ago, and I shook hands with you, and I
- 1:35:17Speaker 2: asked you and you told me so. I don't need
- 1:35:18Speaker 2: to have another one, please. It was like the penguin
- 1:35:22Speaker 2: from Batman Returns. Yeah, but just a little three.
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: But many of those videos out there don't want those.
- 1:35:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want any of you guys being one
- 1:35:29Speaker 2: of those. So with that being said, i'll see you
- 1:35:30Speaker 2: guys next week.
- 1:35:31Speaker 3: Peace out, peace