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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: DUMBEST mistakes Bills & Commanders made in losses to Chiefs & Eagles · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, and your life from Philly. It's
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  Speaker 1: NFL reaction show as always, Polly Fools go here with
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  Speaker 1: Dony Fool's.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Donny, your pure reaction show.
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  Speaker 1: If you can hear it outside, it's just absolute mayhem
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  Speaker 1: right now here in Philly. In fact, I can smell
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  Speaker 1: all the fires burning for right here here, the beautiful
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  Speaker 1: sounds of police sirens just everywhere, people screaming hopefully for joy.
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  Speaker 2: But we do want to make a public message. We
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  Speaker 2: have to do this. Please be courteous to your city
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  Speaker 2: out there.
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  Speaker 1: And remember remember the law people, every person can only
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  Speaker 1: burn one car maximum.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, don't go getting carried away.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, just a huge win for the Eagles and
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  Speaker 1: also for us because you know, we're the reason that
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  Speaker 1: when Hippoles was there in the first place, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and total game changer. And just by the way, bipoll,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we hit people saying, oh, we got a
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  Speaker 1: prediction for the game wrong because we said the Eagles
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  Speaker 1: were gonna win twenty eight zero. Come on, that was
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  Speaker 1: because our editor made a mistake in the editing.
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  Speaker 2: That was just our prediction for the first half. First hands,
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  Speaker 2: you saw the rest. We said twenty seven points in
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  Speaker 2: the second Yeah, it was right. Yeah, don't worry. He'll
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  Speaker 2: be severely beaten, if not murdered for.
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  Speaker 3: The least you said it would be twenty eight zero,
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  Speaker 3: not just in the first half.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, I can't wait to see the first half
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  Speaker 1: of your body inside my wood chipper.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up, yeah, shut your look. All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna get everything that happened does Sunday. Remember you
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  Speaker 2: Let's go, all right, it's time right now.
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  Speaker 1: They get into our AFC NFC Championship reactions, NFC reaction.
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  Speaker 1: There he goes just destroyed the command as fifty five
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  Speaker 1: twenty three, you're heading to their second Super Bowl in
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  Speaker 1: three is just so much thrown back yet, Donny. You know,
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  Speaker 1: let's start with what went wrong for the command as
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  Speaker 1: everything a total lack of discipline on defense, including that
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  Speaker 1: one sequence near the goal line where they showed as
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  Speaker 1: much restraint as Robert Blake next to a pistol.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's your takeaway here?
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  Speaker 4: What the commands didn't seem to know is that there's
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  Speaker 4: actually an invisible line in front of the football called
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  Speaker 4: the line of scrimmage, and you see in the rules
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  Speaker 4: it specifically says you're not allowed to cross that line
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  Speaker 4: until the football's hiked.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I know.
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  Speaker 4: It's confusing because, as I said, that line is invisible.
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  Speaker 2: But I do have a great solution.
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  Speaker 4: You know, my neighbors have what's called an invisible fence
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  Speaker 4: for their dogs, and every time their dogs go over
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  Speaker 4: the invisible line, which is basically the doggy line of scrimmage,
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  Speaker 4: they get a very mild shock. So I suggest next
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  Speaker 4: year the Commanders should try using these shock collars on
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  Speaker 4: their defense. And you know, Dan Quinn can give them
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  Speaker 4: a little when they cross the line, and if they
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  Speaker 4: do that thing where they keep jumping over and diving over,
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  Speaker 4: you just increase the voltage boom problem solved.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific football and also electrical analysis. That doty and you know,
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  Speaker 1: that whole sequence there by the goal line was very
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  Speaker 1: interesting because at one point the refs they came out
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  Speaker 1: and said that if the Commanders went off sides, they
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  Speaker 1: could just award Philly the touchdown.
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  Speaker 2: And that was just truly eye opening, wasn't a doty.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we don't like to get political on this show.
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  Speaker 4: But there have been so many executive orders we didn't know.
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  Speaker 4: The new administration also passed an executive order that allows
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  Speaker 4: refs to award points at their discretion. This rolled back
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  Speaker 4: the old Biden administration regulations that specifically said offense cannot
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  Speaker 4: score points without scoring a touchdown or a field goal.
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  Speaker 2: Finally we got rid of all that red tape. Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Next, I hope they can finally do away with the
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  Speaker 4: rule that you can only have eleven men on the field.
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  Speaker 4: Why can't all the players be on the field at
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  Speaker 4: the same time they're on the team?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've always thought the same thing, though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: great point. You know, the defense just was terrible all
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  Speaker 1: around for the Commanders. You know, they could not stop
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurt's one bit. You know, he was able to
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  Speaker 1: run for all those touchdowns, escape all those sacks, and
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  Speaker 1: you know it's glead to see why, isn't it, Tony.
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  Speaker 4: It's clear the commanders were afraid to injure him. They
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  Speaker 4: saw Nick Foles up in that booth, and they knew
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  Speaker 4: if Hurts went down there was a good chance the
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  Speaker 4: Eagles would bring Nick Foles into the game.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, we don't like to take.
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  Speaker 4: Credit, But we were the ones who had the idea
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  Speaker 4: to invite Nick Foles to the game today. So I
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  Speaker 4: have to humbly say we are really the reason the
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  Speaker 4: Eagles won.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I humbly have to say, Oh, I could
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  Speaker 1: not agree more, Doty. These and again, these people these
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  Speaker 1: more runs out there, they're again criticizing Jalen Hurts for
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  Speaker 1: relying too much on his feet and not enough on
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  Speaker 1: his arm. And you know, this just shows the narrow
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  Speaker 1: mindedness of people out there, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Donate.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we believe in position fluidity, and that means
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  Speaker 4: if Jalen Hurts wants to be a quarterback who sometimes
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  Speaker 4: pretends to be a running back.
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  Speaker 2: That is totally okay.
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  Speaker 4: Just because he experimented in college with being a quarterback
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  Speaker 4: doesn't mean he needs to identify as a quarterback for
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  Speaker 4: the rest of his life. No, he is a bye
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  Speaker 4: positional player and he's opened the door for other by
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  Speaker 4: players like Patrick Mahomes. Personally, I think we should all
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  Speaker 4: support the lifestyle choices he's making, just so.
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  Speaker 2: Beautifully said Doty.
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  Speaker 1: And you know another angle here while we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: running backs, Yeah, people are saying the biggest loser in
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  Speaker 1: all of this today is the Giants because of Saquon.
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  Speaker 1: But you know that people are missing the perspective that Tony.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say, the biggest loser I think is Charles Barkley.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you a great Tony one hundred percent?
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  Speaker 4: You know now when you say the name Barkley and Philly,
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  Speaker 4: Charles Barkley's like the fourth or fifth Barkley.
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  Speaker 2: That comes to mind. Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Of course Number one is Saquon Barkley. That's free and clear.
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  Speaker 4: Number two is Noarls Barkley because you know that one
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  Speaker 4: song was great.
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  Speaker 2: And then so.
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  Speaker 4: Number three you gotta go Matt Barkley because as soon
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  Speaker 4: as he left the Eagles we got way better. Number
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  Speaker 4: four Barkley bartaka Moose from you know that show Perfect Strangers.
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  Speaker 4: And then number five Charles Barkley. You know, just a
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  Speaker 4: really tough turn of events there, just really tough start
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  Speaker 4: of events that Dony.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: On the subject of tough start of events, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we just saw the Bills just go down to the
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  Speaker 1: Chiefs once again. And yeah, it's not just that they
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  Speaker 1: lost again, it's that you see the Bills making the
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  Speaker 1: same mistake over and over.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you donate.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, you know, last week we told you the biggest
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  Speaker 4: mistake anyone can make is trusting a man with two
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  Speaker 4: first names, and Josh Allen once again came up short
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  Speaker 4: for the Bills. And you know, you think the Bills
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  Speaker 4: would have learned from history. Look at the last quarterback
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  Speaker 4: who got them to a Super Bowl, Jim Kelly. Now
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  Speaker 4: you may be wondering, how did Tom Brady win seven
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  Speaker 4: Super Bowls?
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  Speaker 2: Well he cheated. Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: And you know the thing I'm hearing right now, You know,
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  Speaker 1: people they're just they're heartbroken for Buffalo and all the fans. No,
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  Speaker 1: they have nothing to be upset about this year, isn't
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  Speaker 1: that right?
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  Speaker 2: Down it? No, no, not at all.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, sure, Buffalo didn't make the championship game in football,
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  Speaker 4: but they did in tennis because the Bills owner's daughter
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  Speaker 4: made the US Open finals, so technically that does kind
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  Speaker 4: of count as a championship game appearance for the team.
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  Speaker 4: So congratulations to Buffalo and all their fans on a
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  Speaker 4: decent football season and a really solid tennis season.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely congrats and well, but quickly talk about the Chiefs.
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  Speaker 2: Dowty.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just another you know, solid performance, I guess
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  Speaker 1: from the team, But not by the refs.
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  Speaker 2: Donty right.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I have to say it was a very
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  Speaker 4: unusual performance by the refs. Usually they do enough to
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  Speaker 4: make it so the Chiefs have a one hundred percent
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  Speaker 4: chance of winning, but in this game, I felt the
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  Speaker 4: Bills had a decent point zero five percent chance of
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  Speaker 4: winning and that was a clear stumble the refs. This
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  Speaker 4: gives the Eagles good hope for the Super Bowl that
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  Speaker 4: the refs won't fix it one hundred percent of the
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  Speaker 4: way like they clearly did last time.
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  Speaker 1: Let's hope for that, Tony. And you know, just sorry
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  Speaker 1: if my eyes are a little watery. I think they
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  Speaker 1: might have tear gassed my neighbors across the street there,
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  Speaker 1: so you know, it's about that coming through the ventilation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just trying to power it through away.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to just try and foull it through it
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  Speaker 1: because we do have a little more to get to
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  Speaker 1: a ROO. Actually a quick baseball note, Tony. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we got a lot of blowback on our social media
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  Speaker 1: this Week's a lot of people angry at you, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: because you know, you revealed that you were the lone
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  Speaker 1: voter who did not vote each Rosuzuki into the Baseball
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  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. Well, Tony, you want to say something
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  Speaker 1: to the people, don't you.
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  Speaker 4: You know, a lot of people said I based my
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  Speaker 4: vote too much on a random stat So I decided
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  Speaker 4: to go back and watch all of each euro's highlights because,
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  Speaker 4: you know, like most people, I didn't watch any Seattle
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  Speaker 4: marin his games because they're so boring and irrelevant. Honestly,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I even ever saw each year OWD
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  Speaker 4: play before. So I went back and watched the tape,
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  Speaker 4: and I got to say, I was still not impressed
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  Speaker 4: by what I saw. All I did was see him
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  Speaker 4: hit singles, you know. And but I did see one
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  Speaker 4: game where the Mariners played the White Sox and there
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  Speaker 4: was a player named Adam Dunn.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta see this guy. You got to see him hit.
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  Speaker 4: Now, that's a guy who belongs in the Hall of Fame.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be voting for him next year, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: That's a guy who belongs in the Hall of Fame.
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  Speaker 1: Showing well, there we go. That's our reaction show, Greg.
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  Speaker 1: Don't forget your rate and review. And also, are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? Here's someone I give zero stars negative zero? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: j what do you want O.
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  Speaker 3: You said the character and Perfect Strangers was Barkley Bartacamus.
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, bro, beloved, Bro.
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  Speaker 3: His name is Balkie not Parkley.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I'm going to throw you off my
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  Speaker 1: Balki knee.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and if that doesn't kill you, I'm gonna hire
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  Speaker 4: a perfect Strangler.
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  Speaker 2: Great, wait for that? Yeah, he's still talking?
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  Speaker 1: What why?
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  Speaker 2: Why talk?
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  Speaker 1: Go?
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  Speaker 3: You do realize Nick Foles could not have possibly played
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  Speaker 3: in the NFC Championship Game.
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  Speaker 2: How do you know, Bro, anything's possible, Bro.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, it's not. He would have had to have
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  Speaker 3: been listed as an active player and cleared by the doctors.
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  Speaker 3: There's a whole process he would have had to go through.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well your body is going to be cleared
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  Speaker 1: by the janitor after I stab you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know what's an inactive player? You are Penish?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but guess what, just book because we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a Super Bowl show, Tony, and there's only one guest
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  Speaker 1: you can have on that show.
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  Speaker 2: He'll be joining us super Bowl legend Eagles zero. Nick.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go and ask him will he be playing in
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  Speaker 2: the super Bowl? Yeah? Find out he don't forget.
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  Speaker 2: Already, come on, let's go. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: What are you wasting your time? Don't watching the show?
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  Speaker 1: It's over now you got time?
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  Speaker 2: All right? Anyway? Great job is always Tony, Same to you, poorly.
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  Speaker 2: Another floorless show.
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  Speaker 1: This tear Gas is starting against We gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see the people later in the week.
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  Speaker 1: Bye see uh