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- 0:02Speaker 1: It's due to the graphic nature of his program.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Listener discretion.
- 0:07Speaker 3: Is it lies the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Insensitivity Training.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody morning,
- 0:48Speaker 3: and it's a brand new week. It is Monday. It
- 0:51Speaker 3: is March the sixteenth, twenty twenty six.
- 0:54Speaker 1: My name is Woody.
- 0:55Speaker 3: That is Greg Gorgon Hiddy. Welcome to the woods Show. Everybody.
- 0:57Speaker 3: Menace is right, Nea hi uh, Gina Grant. We got
- 1:01Speaker 3: Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here? What our
- 1:04Speaker 3: social State producer von our video producer dumbass Tyler is here.
- 1:07Speaker 3: We got bored, We got Menchi. In the Woody Show
- 1:09Speaker 3: production department, the phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
- 1:13Speaker 3: You can text us check in over to two two
- 1:16Speaker 3: nine eight seven. Hope you had a great weekend. Weekend
- 1:19Speaker 3: Cheers and jeers coming up on the show today. Also,
- 1:23Speaker 3: tomorrow is Saint Patty's Day and it's a Saint Patti's
- 1:26Speaker 3: Day edition of Family Feud. Ooh, Menace has the audio
- 1:31Speaker 3: for this one. This is not when the Sea Bass
- 1:33Speaker 3: went out and got this is you were at some
- 1:35Speaker 3: beer or something.
- 1:36Speaker 4: Yeah, beer fast, Okay, I met a gentleman who had
- 1:40Speaker 4: a lot to say.
- 1:41Speaker 3: All right, Woodies Show family feud. A little bit later
- 1:44Speaker 3: on news Headlines, we get some of the entertainment stuff
- 1:46Speaker 3: Birthday's porn of Birthday coming up for you today Here
- 1:49Speaker 3: on the Woodies Show, people were asked, what did you think?
- 1:55Speaker 3: What did you think was a scam until you actually
- 1:58Speaker 3: tried it? Now talking about like a different things that
- 2:02Speaker 3: you bought. Now you're think there's no way that works,
- 2:06Speaker 3: you know? And I thought. The most recent thing I
- 2:08Speaker 3: bought and I was embarrassed that I bought it, and
- 2:10Speaker 3: then I was pissed that I bought it was the
- 2:13Speaker 3: the the hot towel dispenser, the disposable that basically like
- 2:18Speaker 3: uh like paper towels. Dude, I'm telling you it's awesome, Greg.
- 2:23Speaker 3: I know it's awesome because yeah, because the one I
- 2:26Speaker 3: the one I bought, didn't work at all. My wife
- 2:30Speaker 3: ordered one not knowing that I had ordered one. Hers
- 2:35Speaker 3: that showed up was slightly different, and hers works as advertised.
- 2:39Speaker 3: That's exeg Exactly what I was expecting when I ordered mine.
- 2:44Speaker 3: And it works great. It's okay, awesome, So you chucked yours?
- 2:48Speaker 5: Uh?
- 2:48Speaker 3: Yeah, I got rid of that one and now I
- 2:50Speaker 3: just used the one that my wife bought and it's uh,
- 2:52Speaker 3: it's great and it's like ninety bucks or something like that.
- 2:54Speaker 6: Here, I just I took a video here the other day.
- 2:56Speaker 3: Look at this. Watch this thing right now. There it
- 3:00Speaker 3: comes a little pluck, it puts the hot water in there,
- 3:04Speaker 3: pops it right up. Please use hell yeah right now?
- 3:09Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, the thing was great all right, Yeah, because
- 3:15Speaker 6: it showed up, didn't work.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Thought it was a scam. Yeah, but no it it
- 3:18Speaker 3: does work. It's got to get the gotta get the
- 3:20Speaker 3: right one. All right. So we've all seen products again
- 3:22Speaker 3: merely thought they were a scam.
- 3:23Speaker 7: Uh.
- 3:24Speaker 3: This is what people said when they were asked that question.
- 3:25Speaker 3: A lot of people said be days like you be
- 3:28Speaker 3: like how great could how great could that be?
- 3:30Speaker 7: But I don't think people realize that smart a smart
- 3:33Speaker 7: toilet seed is different than a day and much better,
- 3:35Speaker 7: much better.
- 3:36Speaker 3: That's true. Like the tote washlet is better than just
- 3:40Speaker 3: you know something that will like hose your ass off, Sam. Yeah,
- 3:43Speaker 3: because it's a heated seed. It's a it's heated water.
- 3:46Speaker 3: It's got the oscillating uh you know, jet stream of
- 3:50Speaker 3: water and things like that.
- 3:51Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 3:51Speaker 1: The dryer.
- 3:52Speaker 3: I think is is useless because it just like how
- 3:55Speaker 3: long do you want to sit there and try to
- 3:56Speaker 3: dry your ass?
- 3:58Speaker 8: It does take like two cycles, you know.
- 4:01Speaker 3: Yeah, good day. I thought it was a scam promoted
- 4:03Speaker 3: the cell less toilet paper, But boy was I wrong.
- 4:06Speaker 3: Somebody said noise canceling headphones. I thought there were just
- 4:09Speaker 3: an overpriced scam until I tried them. Yeah, you have
- 4:13Speaker 3: those right, Yeah, I mean AirPods are noise canceling.
- 4:16Speaker 9: Oh okay, you know that's also I've never tried.
- 4:19Speaker 3: I also have a noise canceling What are the ones,
- 4:22Speaker 3: the bigger ones, the Apple waxes. Yeah, the AirPod they're
- 4:25Speaker 3: called AirPod Max. Yeah, dude, those are sucked. Those are pricing,
- 4:30Speaker 3: But man, are they comfortable? Yeah that sounds They're comfortable,
- 4:33Speaker 3: and they sounds. They sound really good. I'll use those
- 4:36Speaker 3: for like being on a plane. They're over ear, yes,
- 4:40Speaker 3: much like what we're wearing right now here in the studio.
- 4:42Speaker 3: But like if I'm on a if I'm traveling, I
- 4:45Speaker 3: like those more than the AirPods because after a while,
- 4:49Speaker 3: the AirPods start to like they hurt after a while.
- 4:53Speaker 7: To me, greg Or, do you find people that wear
- 4:55Speaker 7: over ear large over ear airphones like out of public.
- 4:58Speaker 7: I find them to be rude. I you like, I
- 5:01Speaker 7: you can't. You shouldn't even bother addressing me, Like even
- 5:04Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm not hitting on girls.
- 5:05Speaker 3: Your whole vibe is right. But that's what I'm saying
- 5:08Speaker 3: without without the headphones exactly.
- 5:10Speaker 9: But I think at least it's more obvious because you
- 5:12Speaker 9: don't I don't notice if people have air pods in,
- 5:15Speaker 9: so at least that way, I realized, like, oh, they
- 5:17Speaker 9: probably can't hear me if I'm addressing them.
- 5:19Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you think was a scam until you
- 5:21Speaker 3: actually tried it? Scrub daddy sponges?
- 5:23Speaker 6: Oh right, I need to buy some more for the sponge.
- 5:30Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four? What he text does? What
- 5:32Speaker 3: do you think should be on the list? Over to
- 5:34Speaker 3: two two nine eighty seven? Did you turn that down
- 5:38Speaker 3: just a little bit?
- 5:39Speaker 6: But I would told that I could listen to the
- 5:41Speaker 6: radio with a reasonable volume.
- 5:43Speaker 7: But I don't see why I should have to turn
- 5:45Speaker 7: down the radio bright okay into assisting readsonable Volum.
- 5:50Speaker 3: The Woody Show, fucking back everybody, heym Son, you might
- 5:58Speaker 3: like this news that that they's gonna share. I know
- 6:02Speaker 3: you're into this kind of goofy stuff.
- 6:04Speaker 6: Is it?
- 6:04Speaker 3: Is it your isn't it your cousin or something? Sammy
- 6:08Speaker 3: the Bigfoot Hunter.
- 6:09Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah.
- 6:13Speaker 3: Good, yeah, yeah, we had them on that.
- 6:14Speaker 1: But it was big for that.
- 6:15Speaker 3: I always get big for a lockness monster, one of
- 6:19Speaker 3: these equally dump dump.
- 6:22Speaker 9: There's been a bunch of big foot sidings in northeast
- 6:25Speaker 9: Ohio lately, and the Bigfoot Society says they've gotten at
- 6:30Speaker 9: least six separate reports this month alone from the woods reports.
- 6:38Speaker 9: Wait till you hear their quote. We'll get to that
- 6:39Speaker 9: in a minute. But some of the sidings include a
- 6:42Speaker 9: nine foot tall figure seen outdoors, an eight foot tall figure,
- 6:47Speaker 9: along with footprints and deep grunts. Is it all from
- 6:50Speaker 9: the same group of vidiots?
- 6:51Speaker 5: Though?
- 6:51Speaker 9: Like, are all.
- 6:53Speaker 3: These people didn't know each other?
- 6:54Speaker 6: They hang out, they all, you know, I think they
- 6:56Speaker 6: see the same thing.
- 6:57Speaker 3: Or it's like one person from this side of the
- 6:59Speaker 3: state and this person from another side that.
- 7:00Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, good question.
- 7:02Speaker 9: Somebody said they saw a ten foot tall figure accompanied
- 7:05Speaker 9: with a heavy musky odor. Another one saw something about
- 7:09Speaker 9: eight foot to ten feet tall, large black shadow did
- 7:13Speaker 9: not resemble a bear. They knew it wasn't a bear.
- 7:16Speaker 10: You from here?
- 7:19Speaker 9: So the big Foot society, when you see when you
- 7:23Speaker 9: have a big number of reports all in a short
- 7:25Speaker 9: span of time, they call that a flap. It's a flap.
- 7:28Speaker 6: Okay.
- 7:29Speaker 9: First of all, the Bigfoot community says, we are extremely
- 7:34Speaker 9: excited because we thought we'd never lived through anything like
- 7:37Speaker 9: this again, where there's a massive amount of sightings in
- 7:40Speaker 9: such a short amount of time.
- 7:43Speaker 4: Now, Greg, I'm usually all in on this, right, but
- 7:47Speaker 4: I'm going big conspiracy on it because just this week
- 7:51Speaker 4: they announced what's one of the new emojis?
- 7:54Speaker 6: Oh, is there a big there's a Bigfoot emoji.
- 7:56Speaker 9: It's just marketing, it makes sense.
- 8:00Speaker 6: Nobody knew that.
- 8:03Speaker 4: Literally everybody put the link in between get it, miss
- 8:09Speaker 4: good one.
- 8:13Speaker 3: It's just too early. I'm not ready for that kind
- 8:15Speaker 3: of brow some.
- 8:18Speaker 6: Huge comedy like that.
- 8:19Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good, all right, man, it's what you got.
- 8:21Speaker 6: Well, I want to ask you this.
- 8:23Speaker 4: Do you ever hear about credit card companies other than
- 8:26Speaker 4: American Express suing people? Because ray j is currently being
- 8:29Speaker 4: sued by American Express for seventy eight thousand dollars to
- 8:33Speaker 4: unpaid bills. Now, American Express the black card, right, that's
- 8:38Speaker 4: the one that you get like unlimited.
- 8:40Speaker 3: That's the Centurion card. Centurion So yeah, so that's that's
- 8:45Speaker 3: their black card, Okay, and yeah, I don't know what
- 8:49Speaker 3: all you get with that, but I just know you
- 8:52Speaker 3: have to be invited to get out and then it
- 8:56Speaker 3: for the while. I remember the black cards used to
- 8:58Speaker 3: be like that was the status thing, but it's not
- 9:01Speaker 3: worth it. I remember reading up about like what you
- 9:03Speaker 3: actually get for how much you pay annually on that thing,
- 9:05Speaker 3: and it's just like for eight thousand bucks whatever, it's
- 9:08Speaker 3: just it's.
- 9:08Speaker 8: Just a heavy card that was like made a titanium.
- 9:10Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I got one of those.
- 9:12Speaker 3: I got a I got an American Express American Express
- 9:15Speaker 3: Platinum one that is a metal card. And I don't
- 9:18Speaker 3: have a limit on mine.
- 9:19Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 9:19Speaker 6: I don't think it's my limit either. Yeah.
- 9:22Speaker 3: I don't think the platfums have a limit on there.
- 9:25Speaker 4: But well, the one thing is now I should know
- 9:29Speaker 4: about this because I have one. Like you had to
- 9:32Speaker 4: pay the balance at the end of the month every month.
- 9:34Speaker 3: You don't have to. Oh.
- 9:36Speaker 6: I thought that was the whole thing with Yeah, you don't.
- 9:39Speaker 3: Have to because I get these things all the time.
- 9:40Speaker 3: That said you can carry bounce. I mean, I don't
- 9:42Speaker 3: know what the interest rate is on it, because I don't.
- 9:44Speaker 3: I don't ever use credit cards that way. I do
- 9:46Speaker 3: it just because I don't want a debit card. We
- 9:48Speaker 3: talked about that if there's a card. Yeah, because if
- 9:51Speaker 3: there's an issue with a charge on a debit card
- 9:54Speaker 3: that you know they ran it twice or something, they
- 9:56Speaker 3: the money is still out of your account until they
- 9:57Speaker 3: investigate it, whereas on a credit card, you're not out anybody.
- 10:01Speaker 3: You haven't made the payment yet.
- 10:02Speaker 8: I'm just not going to pay you right.
- 10:04Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, yeah, like you fee you figured it out,
- 10:06Speaker 3: I'll leave that bounce that you're going to figure out.
- 10:08Speaker 3: You're gonna take all that off or any interested in
- 10:09Speaker 3: the crude.
- 10:10Speaker 6: So you're saying that I shouldn't pay off the balance.
- 10:12Speaker 1: You know, No, I'm not saying that all. I don't.
- 10:16Speaker 3: I don't use the credit cards that way. I use
- 10:18Speaker 3: them like I would a debit card, with the idea
- 10:20Speaker 3: that I'm paying it off, you know, at the end
- 10:22Speaker 3: of the month.
- 10:23Speaker 6: Yeah, but I.
- 10:24Speaker 4: Want the point just cash, correct, Yeah, I just used
- 10:27Speaker 4: it for the access to the airport lounges. But another
- 10:32Speaker 4: list of celebrities that have been sued by American Express.
- 10:35Speaker 4: That'd be Wesley Snipe's Iggy Azalia Army Hammer for sixty
- 10:40Speaker 4: seven thousand dollars.
- 10:41Speaker 3: But I don't all the celebrities that seem really responsible.
- 10:44Speaker 4: Yeah, but I never hear like, oh, Visa is suing
- 10:49Speaker 4: such and such celebrity. It's always American Express, gena grad
- 10:53Speaker 4: what you got?
- 10:53Speaker 8: Well, Cindy Crawford, do you remember her?
- 10:55Speaker 1: Right?
- 10:55Speaker 11: Like haughty supermodel. She's getting a little roasted online after
- 10:59Speaker 11: she shared her morning routine. She's sixty now, by the way,
- 11:03Speaker 11: and she posted a video of how she starts her
- 11:05Speaker 11: day every day at six am. She puts her Bible
- 11:07Speaker 11: ap on, she dry brushes her skin. She's her littlehaw
- 11:11Speaker 11: roller on.
- 11:11Speaker 8: Her face brush. Yeah that's a thing. Yeah, dry scrub.
- 11:15Speaker 12: It's supposed to help with Oh I thought it was
- 11:17Speaker 12: the brush. Oh yeah, it's supposed to help get like
- 11:20Speaker 12: fluids and stuff out.
- 11:22Speaker 5: Sure.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:22Speaker 12: Yeah, like those like one of those lymphatic Yeah, that's
- 11:25Speaker 12: what it is, like lymphatic.
- 11:27Speaker 10: There.
- 11:28Speaker 3: They can sell anything to chicks and they'll buy it,
- 11:31Speaker 3: like you can put it on the under the guise
- 11:33Speaker 3: of beauty prevented youth.
- 11:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:36Speaker 3: Uh yeah, prevented, like you'll buy a brush to brush
- 11:39Speaker 3: of face.
- 11:40Speaker 8: Yeah, hold that thought, I'm not done with the list.
- 11:44Speaker 3: How much how much of these brushes cost?
- 11:46Speaker 13: Like seventy dollars?
- 11:47Speaker 1: I think?
- 11:48Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 11:49Speaker 12: I was recently targeted for one on Instagram, so I
- 11:52Speaker 12: started looking into it because I was like do I
- 11:53Speaker 12: need this?
- 11:54Speaker 2: And I guess yeah.
- 11:56Speaker 12: Brushes your face face in the way that the massage
- 11:59Speaker 12: would do it. And there's a certain specific way it
- 12:01Speaker 12: needs to be done, so the bristles need to be
- 12:04Speaker 12: like a specific spots and areas and whatever, so it's
- 12:07Speaker 12: supposed to work.
- 12:07Speaker 8: Well, there's this one guy Morgan.
- 12:10Speaker 2: You don't want to ask that I have to have
- 12:13Speaker 2: the fifteen dollar ones and they came with this moisturizer
- 12:16Speaker 2: that I bought.
- 12:17Speaker 11: It's so funny because I saw online this guy's like
- 12:19Speaker 11: when they're always talking about like these jade rollers in
- 12:21Speaker 11: have you ever heard of God's guash ats your fingers,
- 12:24Speaker 11: your hand just go like that if you want.
- 12:26Speaker 6: To do it so bad.
- 12:26Speaker 2: But the drybrush I have, it's for your whole body.
- 12:28Speaker 11: Ye, yes, palchas really so she also sits on a
- 12:34Speaker 11: beamer mat. Do you guys know what beamer?
- 12:36Speaker 14: Matt is or oh, those those new vibration places. Really,
- 12:40Speaker 14: it's pulsed electromagnetic fields. It's supposed to stimulate your muscles
- 12:44Speaker 14: and increase your blood frow. And she touches her feet
- 12:48Speaker 14: barefoot on the grass for grounding.
- 12:50Speaker 11: Oh yes, we're not done. She soaks in a chakuzzie.
- 12:57Speaker 11: Then she heads off to her workout. Then she has
- 13:00Speaker 11: are collagen coffee. So a lot going on over there.
- 13:03Speaker 3: The video she just got a daughter looks exactly.
- 13:08Speaker 6: Like the daughter is. Yeah, that's who I see more
- 13:12Speaker 6: in the news Sidney Crawford. Excuse me, Sandy.
- 13:16Speaker 7: None of these things you're doing now, none of them
- 13:18Speaker 7: were popular forty years ago. And you were still mega
- 13:21Speaker 7: hot forty years ago.
- 13:22Speaker 6: How did that happen?
- 13:23Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not because like, it's not because of
- 13:26Speaker 3: that that you look the way that you do now.
- 13:28Speaker 3: You just have amazing genetics.
- 13:30Speaker 6: Yeah it's and you.
- 13:30Speaker 7: Didn't get fat, I'll give you that. But none of
- 13:32Speaker 7: the things you're doing because you were doing a different
- 13:35Speaker 7: handful of stupid crap forty years ago.
- 13:38Speaker 3: You know, I don't know, because as a guy, we
- 13:41Speaker 3: will use bar soap for everything, you know, like, and
- 13:45Speaker 3: it doesn't matter and it's fine, but like women, you,
- 13:48Speaker 3: they can't invent stuff fast enough.
- 13:51Speaker 11: Speaking of which, I just tried to buy everything. Oh
- 13:53Speaker 11: my god, I got a new Leven conditioner. It changed
- 13:56Speaker 11: my life last night, dude, I was going to tell
- 13:59Speaker 11: you all, yeah, it changed my life.
- 14:02Speaker 2: I'm all of those red light things you put on
- 14:04Speaker 2: your head.
- 14:04Speaker 3: You can't stupid, you do, explained to Morgan why she
- 14:07Speaker 3: doesn't want that best because it's stupid.
- 14:09Speaker 6: It doesn't do anything right.
- 14:10Speaker 2: Well, that's why I haven't body yet, but I do
- 14:12Speaker 2: still want.
- 14:12Speaker 11: I was tricked into buying one after my breastspection surgery.
- 14:15Speaker 8: They said it would help the scars didn't do anything.
- 14:16Speaker 8: You can have mine.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Mom, There you go and yours it.
- 14:20Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, time for the birthdays.
- 14:23Speaker 6: Showing it's shiver, we won't sit be She was like,
- 14:29Speaker 6: it's shiver and you know we don't do.
- 14:33Speaker 3: I swear every day. This segment makes my head hurt.
- 14:37Speaker 3: And for one reason or another, HI, get it all right?
- 14:39Speaker 3: Your birthdays Today? You got Lauren Graham, she was in
- 14:43Speaker 3: Gilmore Girls. Laura Uh fifty nine years old. Today, let's
- 14:49Speaker 3: see you got Flavle flu Rapper, a member of Public
- 14:53Speaker 3: Enemy who was sixty seven Ozzie knew some of the
- 14:56Speaker 3: former NFL Tight End Hall of Famer Greg, guess.
- 14:59Speaker 9: How old Dan you're putting me on the spot sixty nine.
- 15:04Speaker 3: Sixty nine, guys, If it doesn't get any sexy that,
- 15:08Speaker 3: I'm not sure what we're doing wrong, because the point
- 15:09Speaker 3: of birthday is Adria Allure, Adria and today's birthday girl
- 15:14Speaker 3: has been passed around like a rumor in a small town.
- 15:18Speaker 3: Five hundred and nineteen fine films, including Adria's Eager, Warm
- 15:22Speaker 3: Wet Mouth, also Banging My Psychiatrist Volume one. She was
- 15:27Speaker 3: in Go Buy or Go Home, Volume two, deducing My
- 15:31Speaker 3: straight White best Friend She was fantastic, and Fertility Clinic
- 15:35Speaker 3: Volume one. She was in Things Are Looking Up Skirt
- 15:42Speaker 3: she was covered in squirt, and who can forget her
- 15:46Speaker 3: unforgettable role in invading Uranus Like a.
- 15:50Speaker 6: Quick, quick correction, it's Adira Allure, a.
- 15:54Speaker 9: Fancy yeah and Greg.
- 15:55Speaker 6: Her Amazon whish.
- 15:56Speaker 7: Lives includes a thirty three hundred PSI guess press your washer?
- 16:00Speaker 3: Oh right, that's all right, now, that's a good purchase.
- 16:04Speaker 3: It real keep your seventy dollars face brush shot back
- 16:09Speaker 3: kind of stuff. Adria Adira Adira a lore cout I
- 16:15Speaker 3: ever looked as it was thirty one years old today,
- 16:17Speaker 3: and that is your corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
- 16:20Speaker 3: that a little bit of whatever. That was bigfoot and
- 16:23Speaker 3: face brush. Yeah, god knows what?
- 16:25Speaker 1: All right?
- 16:25Speaker 12: More?
- 16:25Speaker 3: What show is next?
- 16:27Speaker 6: Funny, he's the one this show.
- 16:33Speaker 1: I will tell you. It's an act happy day.
- 16:36Speaker 3: Don't be happy, well, fake it till you make it right.
- 16:41Speaker 1: Today's everything you do is right day? Every day?
- 16:44Speaker 3: You know, Today's lips Appreciation Day, stairs downstairs. Yeah, it's
- 16:51Speaker 3: National Art choke Day, National Panda Day, like Panda Express.
- 16:56Speaker 3: I don't know baby or the actual fan. Isn't nationalvaccination Day?
- 17:00Speaker 1: To say, see bass? How many?
- 17:01Speaker 3: Uh? What vaccinations are you doing now? Yeah?
- 17:04Speaker 7: The last one I got was oh yeah I got
- 17:10Speaker 7: the mpox I got yeah HPV A long time ago.
- 17:13Speaker 3: Say his Brain Awareness Day is National poison Prevention Week.
- 17:18Speaker 3: Do you guys remember the the mister Yu stickers. Yeah,
- 17:23Speaker 3: google mister there were these like green stickers or orange stickers,
- 17:26Speaker 3: and you like parents would put them on, you know,
- 17:28Speaker 3: poisoned you.
- 17:29Speaker 8: Know, oh yeah, of course that and things.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Like that, and it's like when kids would see that,
- 17:33Speaker 3: they don't know.
- 17:34Speaker 8: Don't drink it. Yeah, this is not to eat, although
- 17:37Speaker 8: maybe put it in red green light.
- 17:39Speaker 3: Go mister yuk. Yeah all right, then take Gina. It's
- 17:43Speaker 3: no selfies days, so.
- 17:47Speaker 6: Trouble.
- 17:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:48Speaker 6: Look, you take a lot of selfie.
- 17:50Speaker 8: I like selfies because because nobody else takes pictures.
- 17:53Speaker 6: Well I know, but like, like what's the like, yeah,
- 17:56Speaker 6: like what to but why because.
- 17:58Speaker 8: I like it because people seem to like them, and
- 18:00Speaker 8: I people people.
- 18:02Speaker 6: Have been asking me when I get my dress.
- 18:03Speaker 1: You know you don't.
- 18:05Speaker 11: It's not okay to say people seem to like them.
- 18:07Speaker 11: When I post them, people seem.
- 18:08Speaker 3: To like that's why you're doing it, or like, be honest,
- 18:11Speaker 3: are you doing it? Are you looking for people to go,
- 18:14Speaker 3: oh my god, you look great.
- 18:18Speaker 8: Right now, here's the thing. I post them when I
- 18:20Speaker 8: don't really have much going on. So if there's not
- 18:22Speaker 8: like like if.
- 18:22Speaker 3: You don't post, okay, no, no, I'm not. There's no
- 18:30Speaker 3: reason to get defense at all. I'm literally trying to
- 18:32Speaker 3: figure out, like what's the purpose of because.
- 18:34Speaker 11: You take a lot of I do, and because when
- 18:35Speaker 11: you're trying to say work with certain companies or work
- 18:39Speaker 11: with people, and you're just leaving it like a dead account.
- 18:41Speaker 8: That doesn't. They don't like that. That doesn't look good.
- 18:43Speaker 8: So if I don't have anything going on, I'll post
- 18:45Speaker 8: a picture.
- 18:45Speaker 3: But like that makes me like, isn't there anything?
- 18:47Speaker 11: And if I post a picture, I'm going to post
- 18:49Speaker 11: a picture my lunch. Like, I'm just not that person.
- 18:51Speaker 11: So I'll post if I get my.
- 18:52Speaker 3: Hair cut sitting on a couch.
- 18:54Speaker 11: Yeah, clearly it's not okay with sea best, but it
- 18:57Speaker 11: seems to be okay. I don't feel like I'm reflecting.
- 19:01Speaker 8: No, I don't know how to answer this. I'm trying
- 19:03Speaker 8: to give you an honest answer.
- 19:04Speaker 3: No, I'm okay. I know.
- 19:05Speaker 1: I'm just asking it's not good to leave.
- 19:08Speaker 11: An account dead for very long. If I don't have
- 19:10Speaker 11: anything else going on, I'll put up a picture of it.
- 19:12Speaker 3: But does it have to be a picture of you
- 19:14Speaker 3: or nothing?
- 19:15Speaker 12: Well?
- 19:15Speaker 8: What would know?
- 19:16Speaker 5: What else?
- 19:16Speaker 8: Should I put a picture?
- 19:18Speaker 1: Like something that you saw?
- 19:19Speaker 8: Like that doesn't get very high engagement?
- 19:22Speaker 6: Oh, it just doesn't.
- 19:23Speaker 2: That's true.
- 19:24Speaker 8: I'm trying to answer this.
- 19:26Speaker 6: Well, okay, So that to her supposed answer, here are
- 19:30Speaker 6: you getting a lot of deals with people based off
- 19:32Speaker 6: your Instagram engagement more than you?
- 19:35Speaker 3: But I was saying, like just I wasn't trying. I
- 19:37Speaker 3: really wasn't trying to start.
- 19:38Speaker 11: I'm trying my best to answer this question. I just
- 19:44Speaker 11: experience are committed to not understanding what I accepted.
- 19:47Speaker 3: The answer I asked, I'm committed to it.
- 19:49Speaker 8: No, he'sn't committed to it?
- 19:51Speaker 6: What do he asked ten times more questions than either there. Okay,
- 19:54Speaker 6: but it's easier to pick.
- 19:55Speaker 8: I tried my best.
- 19:56Speaker 1: Well, today is no selfie's day.
- 19:58Speaker 3: So many I when the public demands to know what
- 20:03Speaker 3: you can tell them. Today in March sixteenth is no
- 20:06Speaker 3: selfie's down.
- 20:06Speaker 8: Okay, I'll do that. Thanks. Guys, you understand.
- 20:11Speaker 9: But I see the like being right in the middle
- 20:15Speaker 9: of it physically. You say, why do you do it?
- 20:19Speaker 5: I like it?
- 20:20Speaker 9: Why it's hard to explain from your end why you
- 20:24Speaker 9: like something.
- 20:24Speaker 8: Well, and that's the thing. I gave you three solid answers.
- 20:27Speaker 11: I like it, the people that comment seem to like it,
- 20:30Speaker 11: and the people I try to work with seem to
- 20:32Speaker 11: like it.
- 20:33Speaker 8: So what else can I?
- 20:35Speaker 10: Is it?
- 20:35Speaker 3: A validation thing is mine?
- 20:36Speaker 8: Well, of course there's validation with posting a picture of
- 20:39Speaker 8: your own face.
- 20:40Speaker 3: Okay, all right, that's I was just I was just
- 20:42Speaker 3: wanting to do.
- 20:43Speaker 11: Something like if I post a picture of like something
- 20:46Speaker 11: interesting like look out even on sunset, everybody nobody cares.
- 20:51Speaker 8: But there's only, as far as I know, only one
- 20:53Speaker 8: of my face. So people want to see it, then
- 20:55Speaker 8: come on my account.
- 20:56Speaker 4: I've seen some pretty dope sunsets online.
- 20:59Speaker 2: It sounds like you guys jealous, You're not girls.
- 21:01Speaker 10: I know.
- 21:01Speaker 8: It's always what it comes back.
- 21:04Speaker 3: We brought that up. Okay.
- 21:06Speaker 6: Morrissey, Oh my god, I'm so I love him and
- 21:11Speaker 6: Slash hate him.
- 21:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 21:12Speaker 3: So Morrissey, uh, singer for the Smiths and then also
- 21:16Speaker 3: you know all the solo artists. Now, he is notorious
- 21:20Speaker 3: for canceling shows. Yeah, or sometimes while the show has
- 21:23Speaker 3: already started, right, he was like, and he's done.
- 21:27Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 21:28Speaker 9: Most of the time, it's just out canceled.
- 21:30Speaker 3: So here we go. Morrissey came up with an excuse
- 21:34Speaker 3: for canceling a concert, okay, and I don't know, you
- 21:38Speaker 3: know him better than I do, Yes, Like, all right,
- 21:41Speaker 3: what excuse did Morrissey go with for canceling a show?
- 21:44Speaker 11: I almost want to accuse myself because I've heard one
- 21:46Speaker 11: really ridiculous one before.
- 21:48Speaker 6: I know he one was like he was too cold.
- 21:51Speaker 6: I know he canceled the shows.
- 21:52Speaker 9: He went along those lines.
- 21:55Speaker 1: What it is I do?
- 21:56Speaker 9: Okay, and it's I thought it was that.
- 21:58Speaker 8: He smelled meat one of his shows.
- 22:02Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, and he gets the sea bass.
- 22:05Speaker 6: I'll always go with nuclear period, nuclear period.
- 22:08Speaker 3: Ok well, okay, he canceled the show like people got babysitters.
- 22:13Speaker 3: They left work, got to the show. This is why
- 22:16Speaker 3: I can't support this guy. He didn't get any sleep
- 22:19Speaker 3: the night before because the city was too noisy.
- 22:22Speaker 1: Yeah, it was too noisy.
- 22:27Speaker 8: He didn't get his nappy.
- 22:28Speaker 4: Well, that's another thing why I couldn't support Prince, even
- 22:33Speaker 4: though he didn't have like I think he was mega overrated,
- 22:37Speaker 4: but people put him up there with Prince as well.
- 22:40Speaker 4: They do, and they always treated their fans like garbage.
- 22:45Speaker 9: I'm guilty of that with Morrissey because I've loved in
- 22:47Speaker 9: my whole life. But the official comment from his website
- 22:51Speaker 9: said this experience has left Morsey in a catatonic state
- 22:56Speaker 9: because he didn't sleep well for one fing night because
- 22:59Speaker 9: the hotel was too loud, and then on his own
- 23:01Speaker 9: personal page, Morrissey himself said, it'll take me one year
- 23:07Speaker 9: to recover.
- 23:08Speaker 1: What do you think he would be one night.
- 23:10Speaker 11: Do you think he would be this insufferable if he
- 23:12Speaker 11: was just a normal person or I think it's just
- 23:14Speaker 11: complete diva.
- 23:15Speaker 3: And by the way, unpopular opinion, at least in this room.
- 23:18Speaker 3: I think Morrissey's mega overrated. How Soon is Now? Smith's
- 23:23Speaker 3: I think is a great song. That's one of my
- 23:24Speaker 3: favorite songs of all time. I've not heard one other
- 23:26Speaker 3: song from Morrissey I think is even halfway decent. That's
- 23:30Speaker 3: the only one. It's he to me, he's a one
- 23:33Speaker 3: hit wonder Oh wow, how Soon is Now?
- 23:35Speaker 6: That's it.
- 23:36Speaker 3: The rest of them, I go like, what the hell
- 23:38Speaker 3: is this?
- 23:38Speaker 9: It's a billion more? They're so good million but no
- 23:41Speaker 9: wonder we all right?
- 23:43Speaker 3: You would Seth McFarlane is co creating a family guy
- 23:46Speaker 3: spin off about Stewie for Fox and Hulu.
- 23:49Speaker 1: It's called Stewie.
- 23:50Speaker 7: That seems so weird that because he's a main character,
- 23:53Speaker 7: we've already had a thousand Stewe stories.
- 23:54Speaker 3: It's expected to premiere in the twenty twenty seven twenty
- 23:57Speaker 3: twenty eight season. And rejoice everybody, because K Pop Demon Hunters.
- 24:03Speaker 4: Sequels is giving me in theaters.
- 24:07Speaker 9: Dude.
- 24:07Speaker 3: Our company that we work for here is obsessed with
- 24:11Speaker 3: anything that has to do with this K pop anything.
- 24:13Speaker 6: You want to talk about. Engagement, that's what it's for.
- 24:16Speaker 1: That's why they're taking their selfies.
- 24:19Speaker 6: Well, remember it's ever since we started.
- 24:20Speaker 7: Remember K pop was kind of getting big when we
- 24:22Speaker 7: started here, and anytime those dudes would show up, you know,
- 24:25Speaker 7: not the Demon Hunters girls, but like whatever the flavor
- 24:27Speaker 7: of the month, little black pain little ladies that they
- 24:31Speaker 7: are showed up, the place was nuts. They'd have a
- 24:34Speaker 7: huge enturage.
- 24:37Speaker 3: Into it. With the March Madness tournament about to kick off,
- 24:41Speaker 3: the n C Double A, they are taking game integrity seriously.
- 24:47Speaker 3: So around the league they're gonna be using these high
- 24:49Speaker 3: tech monitoring things to track any wagers that might be
- 24:53Speaker 3: placed by those officiating games. So this goes for both
- 24:57Speaker 3: the men's and the women's tournaments, and so this is
- 25:00Speaker 3: being used in a cross checks, uh the identification data
- 25:03Speaker 3: with sports books to flag some of these, uh you know,
- 25:07Speaker 3: people who might be putting bets on game things right
- 25:09Speaker 3: alming in.
- 25:10Speaker 7: Yeah, the officials are I don't think are the big
- 25:12Speaker 7: worries the players because there's just so many of them.
- 25:15Speaker 3: Yeah, but there were, I mean there was a guy
- 25:17Speaker 3: was the documentary. There's one guys, what was the NBA dude?
- 25:20Speaker 6: And the other ones, but the most the most recent
- 25:22Speaker 6: ones have all then.
- 25:23Speaker 3: Yeah, eight seven seven forty four Woody text us over
- 25:26Speaker 3: to two two nine eight seven More Woody Shows. Next,
- 25:29Speaker 3: hang on, Woody.
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- 25:45Speaker 1: It's another new Holly.
- 25:47Speaker 3: Intensitivity Training, Free, politically Correct World, brand new week.
- 25:52Speaker 1: It's The Woody Show, Woody, Greg.
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- 26:04Speaker 3: the news headlines coming up for you other Salar Gina
- 26:06Speaker 3: grad will have.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Those for us.
- 26:08Speaker 3: Weekend.
- 26:08Speaker 6: Cheers and jeers.
- 26:11Speaker 1: How was your weekend, menace?
- 26:13Speaker 6: It was good.
- 26:14Speaker 4: More sports this weekend. I went to some car racing,
- 26:18Speaker 4: this Ferrari Challenge, and it was like the hundreds of
- 26:20Speaker 4: Ferraris everywhere, which was really really cool to see because uh,
- 26:24Speaker 4: you know, made you pick up I'm a fanat that
- 26:26Speaker 4: would be negative, okay, but I saw some that are.
- 26:29Speaker 6: Like eight million dollars yeah, just so yeah, that was awesome.
- 26:35Speaker 4: And then you know, of course F one happened in
- 26:37Speaker 4: China and Kimmie Antonelli, who was like really super young driver,
- 26:41Speaker 4: like barely like eighteen years old. He won, So that
- 26:44Speaker 4: was awesome because they have all this old footage of
- 26:46Speaker 4: him meeting racers that he raced against in this race
- 26:49Speaker 4: when he was a kid, getting autographs. So it's like
- 26:51Speaker 4: really cool to see that happen. And then I, uh,
- 26:54Speaker 4: it's an entry level Ferrari cost I have no idea.
- 26:56Speaker 6: Entry level probably like a good one too, two hundred thousand,
- 27:01Speaker 6: But they go, yeah.
- 27:03Speaker 3: I thought it was called like a million too. No no, no, no, really,
- 27:06Speaker 3: I mean maybe because it's like the yeah, Lamborghini trapper
- 27:09Speaker 3: keepers and stuff was right. It was just always just
- 27:11Speaker 3: like completely I mean, two hundred thousand dollar. It's a
- 27:13Speaker 3: lot of money. I'm not saying.
- 27:14Speaker 6: But when you say Ferrari, I'm thinking I mean thinking
- 27:18Speaker 6: like two to fifty.
- 27:19Speaker 4: I mean the ones that I like are like eight
- 27:21Speaker 4: million dollars, but yeah, like entry level to two hundred
- 27:24Speaker 4: and fifty.
- 27:25Speaker 3: What's an example of an entry level Ferrari.
- 27:27Speaker 4: The one that I like that I would be considered
- 27:30Speaker 4: entry level would probably be SF ninety, which is probably
- 27:36Speaker 4: probably like four hundred thousand.
- 27:39Speaker 9: Is that your current dream car?
- 27:41Speaker 3: Oh, it starts at five hundred and twenty four, like
- 27:43Speaker 3: brand new, but like, yeah, you can get one that
- 27:46Speaker 3: you can probably get where there's a twenty hundred and fifty,
- 27:49Speaker 3: here's a twenty twenty one for three hundred ninety nine thousand,
- 27:52Speaker 3: the f ninety.
- 27:54Speaker 6: Yeah, oh it's a hybrid.
- 27:56Speaker 1: Yeah, hybrid. Okay, dude, oh my god.
- 27:59Speaker 3: All right, dude, if you're gonna get a Ferrari, why
- 28:03Speaker 3: you get a hybrid?
- 28:06Speaker 1: You're ruins this?
- 28:11Speaker 3: That doesn't I mean that could well I've made this
- 28:13Speaker 3: ruins the whole cool factor.
- 28:15Speaker 4: It's a Ferrari. Well, I've made the argument that a
- 28:18Speaker 4: lot of these, you know races that people are watching,
- 28:20Speaker 4: they are hybrid cars.
- 28:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that was the new thing.
- 28:23Speaker 12: It is.
- 28:24Speaker 4: It's like really just battery powered and minimal gas in them.
- 28:28Speaker 4: But it's still yeah, still makes still makes the noise.
- 28:33Speaker 9: Is that your current dream car Ferrari?
- 28:35Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 28:36Speaker 4: When I was a kid, it was it was Lamborghini.
- 28:39Speaker 4: But then when I got into car racing, it's definitely
- 28:41Speaker 4: Ferrari now for sure, But then it says new Ferrari
- 28:46Speaker 4: models typically start around two hundred and fifty to three
- 28:49Speaker 4: hundred thousand, most modern models ranging between three hundred thousand
- 28:53Speaker 4: and six hundred thousand depending on configuration.
- 28:55Speaker 5: God.
- 28:55Speaker 6: Yeah. But then when I went to this event, I go,
- 28:57Speaker 6: is everybody like super rich?
- 29:01Speaker 3: How many people can afford all these The most affordable
- 29:05Speaker 3: entry point is off in the Ferrari Roma and that
- 29:08Speaker 3: starts around two hundred and forty three thousands.
- 29:09Speaker 8: And everyone would make fun of you for having that.
- 29:13Speaker 6: So entry like yeah, yeah.
- 29:15Speaker 4: And I went to this track where people have homes
- 29:18Speaker 4: that they can live on the track, and dude, mega
- 29:22Speaker 4: mansions around this whole track and you go in the
- 29:24Speaker 4: garage and it's just filled with probably like forty fifty
- 29:27Speaker 4: cards minimum in each home, Like, again, what are these.
- 29:31Speaker 6: People do for a living?
- 29:33Speaker 9: Everybody?
- 29:34Speaker 4: I looked up one and some guy owned like some
- 29:37Speaker 4: energy wellness to drink that you can find in Whole
- 29:40Speaker 4: Food twenty fer Oh yeah, I like that one.
- 29:45Speaker 3: Because thousand dollars. Oh, I mean it's six years old, greg.
- 29:52Speaker 3: It does have low mileage that it's online a cargos
- 29:56Speaker 3: is it one owner and non smoker.
- 30:00Speaker 4: It's named after Portfino, Italy. And then I just let
- 30:02Speaker 4: you just use it to go to the grocery. I
- 30:05Speaker 4: followed up with, like you, what do you? I went
- 30:07Speaker 4: to a minor league hockey team game. But you went
- 30:10Speaker 4: to obviously the minor league hockey. Okay, yeah, so I
- 30:13Speaker 4: I watched some hockey as well, and I found out
- 30:16Speaker 4: through this minor league hockey team. Apparently some video was
- 30:19Speaker 4: shot with me there a while back, and it gets
- 30:23Speaker 4: played at the cracking games like every single game now
- 30:26Speaker 4: because it's the minor league team for the cracking Okay.
- 30:29Speaker 5: So what is it?
- 30:30Speaker 6: Apparently it's me and that. Apparently it's me and it's
- 30:39Speaker 6: me and the mascot. Yeah, and it gets played at
- 30:43Speaker 6: the game.
- 30:44Speaker 3: Some people told me about it apparently.
- 30:46Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.
- 30:48Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently. Yeah, yeah, it'd be cool to be, like
- 30:54Speaker 3: if you were like a really well known meme. Yeah,
- 30:57Speaker 3: you know, the people used in a positive way, you know,
- 31:01Speaker 3: not because like what you did was stupid, but because
- 31:03Speaker 3: it was just so appropriate for a reaction to that.
- 31:06Speaker 3: That'd be cool to be that person.
- 31:08Speaker 9: Aren't you a mascot guy?
- 31:09Speaker 3: Yeah right, mascot guy?
- 31:12Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah.
- 31:13Speaker 6: I guess if you go to those games.
- 31:15Speaker 3: Greg Gory weekend, did you say jeer?
- 31:17Speaker 6: He did not? I did not.
- 31:19Speaker 1: My jeer is.
- 31:20Speaker 4: I lost my keys for like five hours and my
- 31:22Speaker 4: neighbor found it.
- 31:22Speaker 3: Oh keys.
- 31:25Speaker 4: Yeah, and I kind of like double locked myself outside
- 31:28Speaker 4: for a while.
- 31:29Speaker 9: So that you're in your own yard.
- 31:32Speaker 3: I went out of town a couple of weekends ago
- 31:34Speaker 3: and I met with one of the dudes who runs
- 31:36Speaker 3: one of our affiliate radio stations, and so like I
- 31:39Speaker 3: had to bounce. I made great time, and uh. I
- 31:43Speaker 3: get to the car, to the rental car, and I
- 31:45Speaker 3: go to open up, like nothing's opening up, and I go,
- 31:47Speaker 3: maybe it's one of those things where you know, even
- 31:49Speaker 3: though the keys are in your pocket, it's not you know, registering. Yeah,
- 31:52Speaker 3: So I go to I'm like, where the hell are
- 31:54Speaker 3: the keys? I parked maybe thirty feet from the restaurant
- 31:58Speaker 3: that we met up at, and in somewhere that now
- 32:01Speaker 3: I can't find the keys. So I go back in
- 32:03Speaker 3: the restaurant. I go, did I leave them at the table?
- 32:05Speaker 3: I went right back to the table. Nothing's there. I
- 32:08Speaker 3: asked the manager person. I said, hey, anybody can turn
- 32:10Speaker 3: it into keys, just rental car keys. No, And he
- 32:13Speaker 3: looked everywhere he wants to the front. He went to
- 32:15Speaker 3: the other people, is did anybody turning the keys?
- 32:17Speaker 14: No?
- 32:17Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, So I remember I threw something away
- 32:20Speaker 3: because there was like a valet taken out, and so
- 32:22Speaker 3: I went.
- 32:23Speaker 1: Through that trau.
- 32:23Speaker 3: I'm digging through the trash can like a like a
- 32:28Speaker 3: there's people's gross food because it's one of those trash cans.
- 32:31Speaker 3: It's in front of like a shopping center, and like
- 32:33Speaker 3: I'm going through that, can't find the keys. So then
- 32:36Speaker 3: I'm like, wait a minute, where's my coat? I wore
- 32:39Speaker 3: like a jacket in there. I took the jacket off
- 32:40Speaker 3: as we sat down at the table and I folded.
- 32:42Speaker 3: I put it on the bench seat. I left it there.
- 32:45Speaker 3: The person collected that, put that in the lost and
- 32:48Speaker 3: found the keys were in the pocket of the jacket.
- 32:50Speaker 3: Somebody turned it in the jacket not keys, So the
- 32:54Speaker 3: whole time the jacket sitting right there, which I didn't register, but.
- 32:57Speaker 8: It didn't matter.
- 32:58Speaker 6: He was looking through the couple that people have.
- 33:00Speaker 3: Left behind, one of which was my own jacket, and
- 33:04Speaker 3: I go, those are the keys, idiot. Half an hour,
- 33:10Speaker 3: I'm tracing the path back and forth between the car
- 33:13Speaker 3: and the restaurant.
- 33:14Speaker 1: Nothing at least the.
- 33:17Speaker 4: Wor because it drove me crazy because I left my car.
- 33:21Speaker 4: It was between my car and my front door, and
- 33:24Speaker 4: then they disappeared within a minute. They the neighbor found
- 33:27Speaker 4: them right away.
- 33:28Speaker 6: They on the ground. Did they fall out of your pocket? Like,
- 33:30Speaker 6: did you put them down forgot? Yeah? They fell.
- 33:33Speaker 4: Well I went to like use them and apparently apparently
- 33:37Speaker 4: because apparently you know, you know, like on your key
- 33:40Speaker 4: fob it can't detach. Yes, your car runs out of battery.
- 33:45Speaker 4: You can just like use the key, you use the
- 33:48Speaker 4: little key that's in the fob. Well, yeah, it detached,
- 33:51Speaker 4: and I lost the rest.
- 33:52Speaker 6: Of my keys.
- 33:53Speaker 3: And this is the problem with you know, things being keyless,
- 33:56Speaker 3: or you can use something or not use something, you're
- 33:58Speaker 3: not you're paying less attention.
- 34:00Speaker 6: Yeah, to where are my keys?
- 34:02Speaker 11: I knew that the fob was going to be the
- 34:05Speaker 11: downfall of society. I want to see those jingling keys
- 34:08Speaker 11: coming right out of the dashboard.
- 34:10Speaker 4: Well, uh, Tim Martinez, our friend timar he found my
- 34:15Speaker 4: keys like two months ago, and he goes, dude, are
- 34:17Speaker 4: you a janitor? He feels that I have way too
- 34:19Speaker 4: many keys.
- 34:20Speaker 6: I had too many keys, and I actually have less now,
- 34:22Speaker 6: but I still have like quite a few.
- 34:25Speaker 2: God we have the old school keys.
- 34:28Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Mine's almost as bad.
- 34:32Speaker 6: I need to downsize some more.
- 34:35Speaker 11: Speaking of keys, I have keys on here. I have
- 34:38Speaker 11: no idea what they go to. I only keep all
- 34:41Speaker 11: this crap attached so I don't lose the fob.
- 34:43Speaker 3: Wow, that's a ton.
- 34:45Speaker 2: You got a pokemon.
- 34:46Speaker 5: You know that.
- 34:46Speaker 3: It looks like it looks like a like a like
- 34:48Speaker 3: a gas station restroom key exactly attached like a cinder block,
- 34:52Speaker 3: because like a giant license plate.
- 34:54Speaker 6: Because I got cute ye off of it.
- 34:56Speaker 8: I got cute and just was like, I only need
- 34:59Speaker 8: the fob. Lost SID fourteen times in two days. I
- 35:02Speaker 8: can't be trusted.
- 35:03Speaker 6: I just counted thirteen keys.
- 35:04Speaker 3: See, Gina, this is where an add an air tag
- 35:09Speaker 3: would be appropriate.
- 35:10Speaker 8: But how do you get it on there?
- 35:11Speaker 3: They sell attachments, key chain attachments where you put the
- 35:15Speaker 3: air tag inside the little holder so it protects the
- 35:19Speaker 3: air tag. Oh, it's exactly what it Now, that's what
- 35:22Speaker 3: an air tag is for. Put an air tag on
- 35:25Speaker 3: your phone. You don't put an air tag on your laptop.
- 35:27Speaker 8: Okay, now we're going with gas.
- 35:30Speaker 9: What you would use locked yourself out of your house?
- 35:33Speaker 9: And then you think what's cheaper a locksmith or breaking
- 35:35Speaker 9: this window?
- 35:37Speaker 6: Google?
- 35:37Speaker 9: Which window is that you miss? To replace?
- 35:40Speaker 3: Craiggory weekend cheers and jeers.
- 35:42Speaker 9: I'm going to give cheers to what I call once
- 35:44Speaker 9: a year dinners, the kind of dinners that are you're thinking,
- 35:46Speaker 9: why are we eating? Getting so fancy? No restaurant. So
- 35:50Speaker 9: I went out for a belated birthday dinner with Mario,
- 35:53Speaker 9: and oh my god, oysters, shrimp, cocktail, swordfish, got something
- 35:59Speaker 9: called a bullseye RIBI steak. We well, we asked, and
- 36:05Speaker 9: they apparently the there's like a marbling of fat right
- 36:08Speaker 9: down the center, which is why they call it bullseye.
- 36:11Speaker 9: And then to top it off, lobster mashed potatoes. Oh dude, heavenly,
- 36:18Speaker 9: and they.
- 36:18Speaker 6: Topped the.
- 36:20Speaker 9: Swordfish with this sauce that I said to Mario, I
- 36:24Speaker 9: hope you're not embarrassed, but I'm gonna get a spoon
- 36:26Speaker 9: and eat it like soup.
- 36:29Speaker 3: I feel that way about the sauce that's on good
- 36:31Speaker 3: If you go to any Emeralds restaurant, they have the
- 36:33Speaker 3: New Orleans barbecue shrimp, and that sauce that's on the shrimp.
- 36:37Speaker 3: Same thing, like more bread, Even though I'm not hungry anymore,
- 36:41Speaker 3: bring more bread. I'm not letting a drop that sauce.
- 36:44Speaker 9: Got back to the dischwager, the mashed potatoes were kind
- 36:47Speaker 9: of sitting in the sauce. So I was using the
- 36:49Speaker 9: serving spoon like a soup spoon. It was so good.
- 36:53Speaker 9: And then jeers and I'm not alone in this. To
- 36:56Speaker 9: our effing work computers, they're molasses. They don't load any pages.
- 37:02Speaker 9: It takes thirty seconds to load a work document. The
- 37:04Speaker 9: internet drops if you go to certain news websites.
- 37:07Speaker 1: They talk.
- 37:08Speaker 9: I can't take it anymore.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Something's going on with something's going on with them.
- 37:11Speaker 6: I can't even sign into my email.
- 37:13Speaker 8: I've been dealing with that for a weeks.
- 37:15Speaker 6: Yeah, it's odd.
- 37:16Speaker 11: You have to make it call your phone and then
- 37:18Speaker 11: be like, sorry, not at this time. Okay, Well then
- 37:22Speaker 11: when when? When do I have the honor of checking
- 37:24Speaker 11: my email?
- 37:25Speaker 9: It's very frustrating.
- 37:27Speaker 3: It's uh yeah, there's a lot of work frustration.
- 37:32Speaker 6: I don't like.
- 37:33Speaker 3: I can't understand why it would be certain websites unless
- 37:36Speaker 3: they because they block certain sites. Right, but like that site,
- 37:40Speaker 3: like a news site, would.
- 37:41Speaker 1: Not be blowed.
- 37:42Speaker 11: The one he's talking about has so much like has
- 37:44Speaker 11: so many junk ads on them.
- 37:46Speaker 8: I think it like breaks.
- 37:47Speaker 3: Yeah it when down you go for the porn of birthday?
- 37:50Speaker 3: Can you still get to that site?
- 37:51Speaker 2: I was just thinking about that. Yes I can. Okay,
- 37:52Speaker 2: so that site you can see every okay everything that.
- 37:59Speaker 6: It really is what I try to sign it into
- 38:00Speaker 6: my email.
- 38:01Speaker 1: What it's doing.
- 38:02Speaker 6: It's just an envelop Yeah it is.
- 38:04Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it looks like it's working.
- 38:06Speaker 6: And then it looks like it's doing it.
- 38:08Speaker 4: Sat here for five minutes that I'll finally load.
- 38:10Speaker 2: The computers are just so slow, and.
- 38:11Speaker 9: Then if you click a word document, it's a good
- 38:13Speaker 9: thirty seconds for it to just pop open.
- 38:15Speaker 3: Yeah, it sucks.
- 38:16Speaker 2: It sucks.
- 38:18Speaker 3: So that's my only gear really, so life is pretty good. Yeah, yeah,
- 38:22Speaker 3: life is pretty good. I you know, And that's that's
- 38:24Speaker 3: why I like, I hesitate here. I'm gonna share the
- 38:26Speaker 3: gear first, Okay, the gear is the job. Like so,
- 38:31Speaker 3: I've had a lot of these thoughts here more recently.
- 38:34Speaker 3: I think it's just because of a lot of different things,
- 38:37Speaker 3: Like it's not the on air part of the show,
- 38:39Speaker 3: Like this part of the show, this part of the
- 38:41Speaker 3: job is great, it's everything else that I'm pretty much
- 38:46Speaker 3: to the point where it's like it's is it is
- 38:48Speaker 3: zapped all the joy out of this good part that
- 38:52Speaker 3: like I I've contemplated, like you know what, when you've
- 38:55Speaker 3: lost a joy and you don't need to do it anymore,
- 38:57Speaker 3: why are you still doing it? Fortunate enough to be
- 39:00Speaker 3: in a position where it's like, if they fired me
- 39:02Speaker 3: today or if I left today, I would never need
- 39:05Speaker 3: to work again in my life. I'm almost to that
- 39:09Speaker 3: point because things are so frustrating, too busy, too much chaos.
- 39:16Speaker 3: The right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
- 39:20Speaker 3: Little little support from the company when you do express like, hey,
- 39:25Speaker 3: I'll give you I'll give you a stupid example. I've
- 39:27Speaker 3: been asking, We've all been asking for going on four years,
- 39:31Speaker 3: for like certain help when it comes to some of
- 39:34Speaker 3: the affiliates, where like we get things from listeners like, oh, well,
- 39:37Speaker 3: you guys are talking about something, but there's a song
- 39:39Speaker 3: playing at the same time.
- 39:40Speaker 1: Right, you know.
- 39:41Speaker 3: And I've tried to figure out ways to get that
- 39:43Speaker 3: fixed everybody, I really have. I've talked to everybody at
- 39:45Speaker 3: the company and they give me all these different things,
- 39:47Speaker 3: but then they never do anything about it. It just
- 39:50Speaker 3: sits there, and then I end up bringing it up
- 39:51Speaker 3: the next time I have a meeting with the Munckey mugs,
- 39:54Speaker 3: and nothing ever, right, nothing ever happens.
- 39:57Speaker 8: And it seems like an incredibly easy fix correct.
- 40:00Speaker 3: So on top of that, there's just too much again.
- 40:03Speaker 3: It's too busy like and not even like a productive busy,
- 40:06Speaker 3: it's just busy for the sake of busy. There's too
- 40:08Speaker 3: much chaos. I don't think the left hand knows what
- 40:10Speaker 3: the right hand is doing. One person has this one
- 40:13Speaker 3: thing that they are trying to do. This other person says,
- 40:15Speaker 3: oh no, no, that's not so. It's just this confusion.
- 40:18Speaker 3: It's a big waste of time, and it zaps all
- 40:20Speaker 3: the energy and all the fun from this part, which
- 40:23Speaker 3: is this is the best part. This is the by
- 40:26Speaker 3: far from by far this this is this is the
- 40:28Speaker 3: best part. So that's that's my jeers. That's my jeers
- 40:31Speaker 3: that I'm like in this weird part you know of
- 40:35Speaker 3: you know, man, why why are you doing something if
- 40:37Speaker 3: it's not enjoyable? Yeah, my cheer is that I got
- 40:41Speaker 3: to take my son on a flight to Salt Lake
- 40:44Speaker 3: City to go see the Penguins take on the the
- 40:48Speaker 3: hockey team because they used to be the Arizona Coyotes, right,
- 40:52Speaker 3: and they moved the team to Salt Lake City and
- 40:54Speaker 3: now they're called the Utah Mammoth now, the fans in
- 40:58Speaker 3: Utah don't know dick about how you know, it's only
- 41:02Speaker 3: their second year of having a team. But it's so
- 41:04Speaker 3: funny to sit there and listen. They're passionate about the team.
- 41:06Speaker 3: They just don't know what they're talking about yet. They're
- 41:09Speaker 3: just not well versed enough in hockey yet to really
- 41:11Speaker 3: know what the hell they're talking about.
- 41:13Speaker 8: Did they get upset when they see a fight?
- 41:15Speaker 3: No, no, no, they don't get upset when they see
- 41:17Speaker 3: a fight, but like they need to be told when
- 41:19Speaker 3: and how to clap really yeah, like and like they're
- 41:22Speaker 3: still trying to get their like their chanting, their cheered
- 41:25Speaker 3: together as a team. So it's pretty but they're all
- 41:27Speaker 3: very friendly and it was very nice the Delta centers
- 41:30Speaker 3: where they play and that.
- 41:31Speaker 6: That was cool.
- 41:32Speaker 3: But that was it was just a cool experience of like,
- 41:33Speaker 3: you know, being able to you know, my son and
- 41:35Speaker 3: I like fly somewhere together, like yeah, in a plane
- 41:39Speaker 3: that I'm piloting.
- 41:40Speaker 2: Scared.
- 41:41Speaker 1: No, he was totally cool.
- 41:42Speaker 3: He was in the he was just sitting in the
- 41:44Speaker 3: seat like you know, streaming you know, whatever the hell
- 41:47Speaker 3: he's watching.
- 41:48Speaker 11: He wasn't looking out of the magic No, he did.
- 41:51Speaker 11: No he was looking back, So that that was great, amazing,
- 41:56Speaker 11: So that was that was really cool.
- 42:00Speaker 3: Still Gina grad trending news headlines.
- 42:06Speaker 11: Yep, well, the warn Iran is still going on and
- 42:07Speaker 11: gas prices are still climbing, but there may be a
- 42:10Speaker 11: light at the end of the tunnel. The Energy secretary
- 42:12Speaker 11: says this will all end in the next few weeks.
- 42:15Speaker 3: And I was in Salt Lake City over the weekend.
- 42:17Speaker 3: The premium gas was three dollars and thirty eight cents.
- 42:21Speaker 3: With the war going right, right, right, So that's how
- 42:25Speaker 3: is it that it's six dollars Other places like oh, well,
- 42:29Speaker 3: you know the war and the baron you're right, yeah,
- 42:34Speaker 3: three dollars and thirty eight cents for the good stuff.
- 42:36Speaker 3: Now keep in mind that was the cash price, not
- 42:38Speaker 3: the credit price. But still, yeah, three dollars and thirty
- 42:41Speaker 3: eight cents.
- 42:42Speaker 8: That's insane.
- 42:43Speaker 6: Way to go.
- 42:43Speaker 3: Say, oh, the roads must not be they don't have electrics.
- 42:49Speaker 6: Oh wait.
- 42:51Speaker 11: Well, meanwhile, tons of countries are responding carefully to President Trump,
- 42:55Speaker 11: who said that they should help protect.
- 42:57Speaker 8: The Strait of Horror Moves.
- 42:58Speaker 11: That's where Iran's been threatening a bunch of ships, and
- 43:01Speaker 11: the strait is important because a lot of the world's
- 43:04Speaker 11: oil travels through it, and all the attacks have already
- 43:06Speaker 11: caused shipping problems in higher oil prices. Trump says countries
- 43:10Speaker 11: like China, France, Japan, South Korea, UK, they should all
- 43:14Speaker 11: be sending ships to help patrol it, but so far,
- 43:16Speaker 11: nobody's really committing.
- 43:18Speaker 9: You hear these certain numbers like forty million barrels or
- 43:21Speaker 9: one hundred and twenty million barrels, How did we not
- 43:24Speaker 9: run out at oil like eighteen thousand years ago?
- 43:27Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
- 43:27Speaker 5: Well.
- 43:28Speaker 11: The ninety eighth Anuel Academy Awards went down and one
- 43:31Speaker 11: movie stood out over all the rest. One Battle after
- 43:33Speaker 11: Another was the big winner after taking home six Oscars,
- 43:36Speaker 11: including Best Director for Paul Thomas Anderson, Best Supporting Actor
- 43:40Speaker 11: for Sean Penn, and the Big One Best Picture. Sinners
- 43:43Speaker 11: also had a big night. They took home four Oscars,
- 43:45Speaker 11: including Best Original Screenplay, Best Cinematography, and Best Actor for
- 43:49Speaker 11: Michael B. Jordan, which is his first OSCAR win, and
- 43:53Speaker 11: other big winners. Jesse Buckley, she won for Woody's favorite movie,
- 43:56Speaker 11: Hamnet Amy Madis.
- 43:58Speaker 3: It's like the name.
- 43:59Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it.
- 44:00Speaker 8: It sounds like when it's underwear. Yeah, it's not good.
- 44:04Speaker 8: Apparently it was the name of.
- 44:08Speaker 6: Hamnet around.
- 44:10Speaker 11: Amy Madigan won Best Supporting Actress for Weapons K Pop,
- 44:13Speaker 11: Deanmon Hunters of course, for Best Animated Feature, and just
- 44:17Speaker 11: for Menace. Even f one came away with a victory
- 44:20Speaker 11: for Best Sound.
- 44:21Speaker 4: Yeah, they did some sound thing with their trailer as
- 44:24Speaker 4: well with the iPhone that was I guess change sound changing.
- 44:29Speaker 8: Okay, well I.
- 44:30Speaker 11: Got recognized for it. And the biggest loser of the night,
- 44:32Speaker 11: Timothy Shallowy is Marty Supreme?
- 44:34Speaker 3: I wonder if I read something about that. I wonder
- 44:38Speaker 3: if that had anything to do with the didn't he
- 44:41Speaker 3: just make some common.
- 44:42Speaker 6: Opera about it past couple of weeks? Okay? Yeah?
- 44:46Speaker 1: Now is he wrong?
- 44:48Speaker 3: Does anybody and does anybody really care about the There
- 44:51Speaker 3: are people that do.
- 44:53Speaker 6: But like horse, there are yes, but the majority don't correct. Yeah.
- 44:58Speaker 6: Did he say it a billion times before that? Yes?
- 45:00Speaker 4: Now do I have a conspiracy that somebody ran with
- 45:04Speaker 4: it so he wouldn't get an oscar?
- 45:06Speaker 6: Yes?
- 45:07Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 45:07Speaker 8: But how But how early are the votes.
- 45:09Speaker 6: Locked in that?
- 45:10Speaker 9: I don't It's not like they vote to the last
- 45:12Speaker 9: seton right, But there were no losers at the oscars.
- 45:15Speaker 9: Let's not think of it. Everybody in that room.
- 45:19Speaker 3: There were some awkward moments. You want to hear some
- 45:20Speaker 3: awkward moments. All right, I just saw this. It's pretty
- 45:23Speaker 3: funny they put together this whole thing. So first one
- 45:25Speaker 3: was a guy from K Pop Demon Hunters. He got
- 45:28Speaker 3: blasted by the orchestra.
- 45:30Speaker 2: Thank you so much for the film. Thank you to Netflix.
- 45:32Speaker 2: Thank You's some animation and is there an i'd like you.
- 45:41Speaker 5: To love it?
- 45:43Speaker 10: I love it.
- 45:44Speaker 3: I do it here in the studio sometimes if the
- 45:45Speaker 3: conversation is going on to you to move on, I'll
- 45:47Speaker 3: do the whole but at the.
- 45:49Speaker 8: Very least do it before he starts talking like that's
- 45:52Speaker 8: so rude.
- 45:53Speaker 3: Okay. And the next one, uh yeah, this producer from
- 45:56Speaker 3: K Pop Demon Hunters got played off mid speech. This
- 45:59Speaker 3: is pretty fu me too.
- 46:01Speaker 6: Thank you to our.
- 46:02Speaker 10: Partners at Netflix. Oh all right, thank you to our
- 46:08Speaker 10: partners at Netflix, we do all of this possible, and
- 46:11Speaker 10: of course to our crews at Sony Pictures, Animation, Image
- 46:14Speaker 10: Works and Sony Pictures.
- 46:16Speaker 1: All right, shut up, ka.
- 46:18Speaker 8: I love that she like went up against him like
- 46:20Speaker 8: I want to get my next gig.
- 46:22Speaker 6: I better shut out.
- 46:23Speaker 3: I guess this happened later in the show. The orchestra
- 46:26Speaker 3: played Conan O'Brien back on stage after a commercial break,
- 46:30Speaker 3: but Conan, I guess didn't realize that the telecast was
- 46:33Speaker 3: back live, and so this is a.
- 46:36Speaker 5: We're back all right, right, all right, I don't know
- 46:45Speaker 5: what that was about.
- 46:48Speaker 3: Okay, we're almost there.
- 46:51Speaker 6: Oh how much there? Almost there?
- 47:03Speaker 5: You never know.
- 47:06Speaker 3: That was real?
- 47:08Speaker 8: It wasn't funny, do you know?
- 47:11Speaker 4: Something to ConA with his tongue, like his tongue being
- 47:14Speaker 4: stuck out a lot when he was talking. To go
- 47:17Speaker 4: back and watch the video, you'll notice that will look.
- 47:19Speaker 4: But then, uh, there were people to like he does
- 47:22Speaker 4: a lot of the yelling yeah, and like a little
- 47:28Speaker 4: maybe a little bit too much during the Oscars last night,
- 47:31Speaker 4: like some examples like this is his closer that was
- 47:35Speaker 4: all about him with Josh Groben singing by.
- 47:38Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, why are they all together enjoying themselves?
- 47:44Speaker 3: It should be home.
- 47:47Speaker 5: Well I can monif that.
- 47:51Speaker 15: I ordered toilet paper from winning more Oscars ship room.
- 48:05Speaker 3: Yeah, So like just so there's like a lot of
- 48:06Speaker 3: this maniacal yelling.
- 48:08Speaker 6: Yeah, but he does it looks better visually than.
- 48:13Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
- 48:15Speaker 1: Is this picture for the Yankees.
- 48:16Speaker 6: His name is his name schlitter, schlitter, glitter.
- 48:22Speaker 3: Here's a story about he got scared by a spider locker.
- 48:28Speaker 9: I get it, poor schlitter dog. He required stadium security
- 48:33Speaker 9: to remove a spider from his locker. Yeah, I'm scared,
- 48:37Speaker 9: schlitless Like great, Cam, Schlitter, Yeah, Cam, what an unfortunate name. Schlitter.
- 48:46Speaker 6: It's my new favorite name.
- 48:47Speaker 3: Hey, shout out to our friend the Machine. Bert Kreischer.
- 48:50Speaker 5: Is he guy?
- 48:51Speaker 3: So I guess I was, you know, seeing his Instagram
- 48:55Speaker 3: stories and his tour bus. They had a blowout, like
- 48:59Speaker 3: to one of the tires, you know, got flat. Yeah,
- 49:01Speaker 3: And they're on the side of the road in the
- 49:03Speaker 3: middle of nowhere, like just between Fargo and somewhere else.
- 49:07Speaker 3: It's snowing. They're in the middle of nowhere. All the
- 49:09Speaker 3: snow is coming down. Bert standing on the side of
- 49:11Speaker 3: the road smoking a cigar. One of the other dudes
- 49:13Speaker 3: on his team's just like taking a whiz out in
- 49:15Speaker 3: the middle of like just right on the side of
- 49:17Speaker 3: the road. Ken He's like, well, we're trying to figure out, like, uh,
- 49:20Speaker 3: you know what we're doing. We're gonna get out of here.
- 49:23Speaker 3: But yeah, man, this sucks. But we're on our way.
- 49:25Speaker 3: Tickets are still available for tomorrow night. We're about ten
- 49:27Speaker 3: hours out. Next update was that they had gotten to
- 49:31Speaker 3: where they were, and then that was the last thing
- 49:33Speaker 3: I saw until there was a notification from TMZ about
- 49:37Speaker 3: Bert Kreischer's tour bus going up in flames.
- 49:40Speaker 8: Yeah, got charred.
- 49:42Speaker 3: Yeah, so they they I guess they couldn't get the
- 49:45Speaker 3: tire fixed until the next morning. So that was that
- 49:47Speaker 3: was where Bert was on the side of the road, right,
- 49:49Speaker 3: They were trying to figure out what to do. All right, well, fine,
- 49:51Speaker 3: we can get it fixed, but not until the next morning.
- 49:54Speaker 3: So the driver stayed behind with the bus. The rest
- 49:57Speaker 3: of the guys they went on to get to the
- 49:59Speaker 3: next tour stop.
- 50:00Speaker 5: Right.
- 50:01Speaker 3: But while the drivers waiting for the bus to get fixed,
- 50:03Speaker 3: you heard this pop that came from like the roof area,
- 50:05Speaker 3: and before he had a chance to do anything, the
- 50:07Speaker 3: whole bus was filled with smoke and just caught fire.
- 50:10Speaker 1: I mean, this thing is gut it. I mean, yeah,
- 50:13Speaker 1: it gut it.
- 50:14Speaker 3: It's like you can't even tell what it was exactly right. Yeah,
- 50:17Speaker 3: it's insane. It looks like a tent with the tarp
- 50:19Speaker 3: off of it, right, like just the support kind of
- 50:22Speaker 3: it's it's a it's very it's fortunate that they weren't
- 50:26Speaker 3: on the bus.
- 50:27Speaker 6: Was like, man, we would have been asleep. Yeah at
- 50:30Speaker 6: that time.
- 50:30Speaker 4: Yeah, some people caught the bus on fire, like video
- 50:33Speaker 4: of it as they were driving by.
- 50:35Speaker 3: Yeah, and posted it.
- 50:36Speaker 9: Yeah but uh yeah, but hey, good news, new bus, right,
- 50:40Speaker 9: you know what?
- 50:41Speaker 1: And the bus is insured yea.
- 50:42Speaker 3: And I'm sure you know, while it wasn't inconvenience, I'm
- 50:45Speaker 3: if I know a bird the way I think I
- 50:47Speaker 3: know a bird. It's pretty pumped about a new bus.
- 50:52Speaker 3: What else going on, Gina, We have an.
- 50:53Speaker 11: Update on those five teenagers who were charging that accidental
- 50:56Speaker 11: death of their teacher. Remember with the prank, All those
- 50:59Speaker 11: charges have been dropped. Each of the teams was looking
- 51:01Speaker 11: at criminal trespassing, with one looking at an additional charge
- 51:05Speaker 11: of vehicular homicide. But a judge approved the paperwork. They
- 51:09Speaker 11: called for the dismissal of all charges against them. And
- 51:11Speaker 11: remember the teacher's family righted these charges dropped.
- 51:14Speaker 3: You know, normally I'm wanting to send people to the chair. Yeah,
- 51:17Speaker 3: you know, but in this particular case, like man, there
- 51:19Speaker 3: there was no accident.
- 51:21Speaker 11: Yeah, there was no real Yeah, they were all having fun,
- 51:24Speaker 11: it was a total accident. The death is now being
- 51:26Speaker 11: called an unfortunate accident, and all the teens are free
- 51:29Speaker 11: from wrongdoing. Airline execs are going after the government because
- 51:33Speaker 11: of the shutdown, since all the aviation workers are stuck
- 51:36Speaker 11: working without pay, you know, and travel demands are just
- 51:38Speaker 11: getting crazier. So in this open letter, airline CEOs say
- 51:42Speaker 11: air travel has again become the political football in a
- 51:45Speaker 11: shutdown fight, and they want Congress to fund the DHS
- 51:49Speaker 11: because that's been shut down since Valentine's Day. And they
- 51:51Speaker 11: warned that TSA officers just received their zero dollar paycheck
- 51:55Speaker 11: and it's simply unacceptable to expect them to work without
- 51:58Speaker 11: getting paid.
- 51:59Speaker 3: Here's a question it I had a I had a
- 52:01Speaker 3: thought about this. Couldn't couldn't the government send like, I
- 52:06Speaker 3: don't know, national guard type or you know, people to
- 52:09Speaker 3: substitute just work that because if they're supposed to be
- 52:11Speaker 3: in charge of security and they send them in the
- 52:13Speaker 3: cities to secure something or whatever, when they're like just
- 52:16Speaker 3: under what's going on right now? Couldn't each state send
- 52:19Speaker 3: their national guard to assist with the TSA workers who
- 52:24Speaker 3: are showing up and help them out.
- 52:26Speaker 11: That's a really good suggestion. Now I think this word.
- 52:30Speaker 11: I think we're over it and we don't care. But
- 52:32Speaker 11: like optics, like we see like guys and fatigues and camos.
- 52:36Speaker 3: It's security. Yeah, it's the security line and you're trying
- 52:40Speaker 3: to stop people from bringing stuff. Should make you feel better, Yeah,
- 52:43Speaker 3: like I would expect some type of officer, right, it's
- 52:45Speaker 3: a security officer.
- 52:46Speaker 8: That's a great question.
- 52:48Speaker 6: They're gonna be like government control. Well it is.
- 52:51Speaker 3: What is government control?
- 52:52Speaker 1: It's the TSA.
- 52:53Speaker 6: But they're saying that they're going to ramp up government
- 52:56Speaker 6: control that way.
- 52:57Speaker 11: Because it's extra crazy with the World Cup coming spring break,
- 53:00Speaker 11: Like you said, we need to help.
- 53:02Speaker 8: Now, yeah, that's a good idea.
- 53:04Speaker 3: It was just you know, all right, well the people
- 53:06Speaker 3: that because there are still some TSA workers who are
- 53:08Speaker 3: showing up, and thank god they are, but to supplement,
- 53:12Speaker 3: you know, to make up for the ones who aren't there.
- 53:14Speaker 1: I mean, good question.
- 53:15Speaker 2: Why not?
- 53:16Speaker 3: Like okay, so the ones, the officers who are still
- 53:19Speaker 3: showing up, put them in control of the more complicated stuff,
- 53:21Speaker 3: like the one who's like looking at the screens, you know,
- 53:24Speaker 3: as your stuff goes through the baggage conveyor belt thing.
- 53:27Speaker 3: Just have the National Guard guy. Just be the one
- 53:31Speaker 3: who waves through and they just notice, stop you. The
- 53:33Speaker 3: thing goes, they can pat somebody down. I'm sure they're
- 53:37Speaker 3: trained for that. Wave people through the little things or
- 53:40Speaker 3: the ones that you put your arms up, diamond.
- 53:42Speaker 6: Shaping guy.
- 53:44Speaker 9: Stand there, look at your wiener, Look.
- 53:47Speaker 11: At your wiener, or they wipe their hands down, which
- 53:49Speaker 11: is the one I always get pulled out of line for.
- 53:51Speaker 6: I don't know why.
- 53:51Speaker 3: So make sure that you don't have explosives.
- 53:53Speaker 8: Constantly being asked to wipe my hands.
- 53:55Speaker 3: Menisa Menics got blown up on time going through because
- 53:58Speaker 3: we had gone to Vegas and on the way back,
- 54:01Speaker 3: his bag goes through the thing and they swab it
- 54:04Speaker 3: and you would have thought he hit the progressive jackpot.
- 54:09Speaker 3: It just goes crazy, right, and so they shut.
- 54:11Speaker 1: Down the line.
- 54:12Speaker 3: Everybody comes over, and what it was is we had
- 54:14Speaker 3: gone to a place in Vegas called the gun Store
- 54:17Speaker 3: to go shoot guns, and he was videotaping a bunch
- 54:20Speaker 3: of stuff. So he brought that backpack with him with
- 54:22Speaker 3: all the camera stuff. So you're in a place where
- 54:24Speaker 3: it's just raining gunpowder. So that's what was on the bag,
- 54:28Speaker 3: and that's what set off the security alarm thing.
- 54:30Speaker 8: Did you get to take that bag with you?
- 54:32Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 54:33Speaker 3: Ok, yeah, because he explained and told him, you know,
- 54:35Speaker 3: check out the videos and obviously there was nothing in
- 54:39Speaker 3: the bag.
- 54:39Speaker 8: That's the point.
- 54:40Speaker 11: Yeah, right, Well yesterday with selection Sunday, and your number
- 54:44Speaker 11: one seeds are in this order Duke in the East,
- 54:46Speaker 11: Arizona in the West, Michigan in the midwest, and Florida
- 54:49Speaker 11: in the south. And making up the number two seeds
- 54:52Speaker 11: are Yukon in the East, Perdue in the West, Iowa
- 54:55Speaker 11: State in the Midwest, and Houston in the South. And
- 54:57Speaker 11: as far as those schools with a little axe to
- 54:59Speaker 11: grind now. The snubs from the tournament include Oklahoma, San
- 55:03Speaker 11: Diego State, New Mexico, and Belmont and March Madness will
- 55:07Speaker 11: officially kick off tomorrow with two games. The first will
- 55:09Speaker 11: be matchups between eleven seeds NC State and Texas, with
- 55:13Speaker 11: the winner playing the second game.
- 55:15Speaker 8: Uh rather sorry with uh stop I deleted for whatever reason?
- 55:24Speaker 8: What who was playing in the second game?
- 55:26Speaker 1: Sorry, it doesn't matter. It starts to.
- 55:30Speaker 8: Go go find more information. I don't care if you
- 55:34Speaker 8: literally I can't remember who they're playing. I apologize. The
- 55:37Speaker 8: World Baseball.
- 55:38Speaker 11: Classic semi final that was crazy, but thankfully the US
- 55:41Speaker 11: was able to hang on. The Boys went down one
- 55:44Speaker 11: to nothing early, but Oriels star Gunner Henderson and Red
- 55:47Speaker 11: Sox rookie Roman Anthony. They both hit homers in the
- 55:50Speaker 11: fourth inning to give the US a two to one
- 55:52Speaker 11: lead and pirates as Paul skeens along with the rest
- 55:55Speaker 11: of the bullpen. He was on absolute fire with a
- 55:58Speaker 11: couple of questionable strike calls, but that did help the
- 56:00Speaker 11: US win.
- 56:01Speaker 3: I like how they have the I guess the robom
- 56:04Speaker 3: thing is a thing this year for Major League Baseball,
- 56:06Speaker 3: and it's crazy how bad some of these umps are.
- 56:11Speaker 8: That's the thing.
- 56:12Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I mean it's like they got ball, they
- 56:15Speaker 3: go wait and it was like right down the middle.
- 56:18Speaker 8: Oh no, that's the thing. Do we keep the old
- 56:20Speaker 8: timey charm of letting people mess up?
- 56:22Speaker 3: No, I'd rather be right.
- 56:24Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 56:24Speaker 3: Well I big people bitch about instant replay and football
- 56:28Speaker 3: and different things. Let's let's let's make sure it's right.
- 56:31Speaker 3: You know.
- 56:31Speaker 8: It's speaking of that Isa.
- 56:33Speaker 11: This this catcher that I don't know who he was,
- 56:35Speaker 11: this professional catcher on Instagram and he said, this is
- 56:37Speaker 11: how you get the umpire on your side. You go
- 56:40Speaker 11: and you introduce yourself and you say I'm so and
- 56:42Speaker 11: so I'll be protecting you today and you just make
- 56:45Speaker 11: sure that they never get hit and then apparently things.
- 56:48Speaker 8: Will be called in your favor. Okay, And that's what's
- 56:50Speaker 8: going on, Woodie.
- 56:52Speaker 3: Somebody on the text. Why aren't the airlines paying to
- 56:54Speaker 3: have the necessary employees for their industry to work.
- 56:56Speaker 1: No, they're not. Fay.
- 56:58Speaker 3: The airlines not funded by the airlines. The TSA is
- 57:02Speaker 3: funded by the Department of Homeland Security by the government.
- 57:05Speaker 3: And with the government shutdown, meaning like they're not paying
- 57:07Speaker 3: the Department of Homeland Security is not being funded in
- 57:10Speaker 3: the meantime, that affects the TSA.
- 57:11Speaker 1: It's nothing.
- 57:12Speaker 3: The airlines are really the ones who are in the
- 57:14Speaker 3: middle right now. They're getting screwed. Their schedules are getting
- 57:17Speaker 3: screwed because if you have people that are waiting in
- 57:18Speaker 3: four hour lines, like they're not going to yeah, they're
- 57:22Speaker 3: not going to just let the plane leave when half
- 57:24Speaker 3: of the passengers aren't there because they're stuck in the
- 57:26Speaker 3: security line, and that's too many people to then figure
- 57:29Speaker 3: out re routing and it creates even bigger customer service
- 57:34Speaker 3: nightmare for them than just being late. Leaving this airport,
- 57:37Speaker 3: but then it screws up.
- 57:39Speaker 6: This is the next one.
- 57:41Speaker 8: I'm very interested in your National Guard idea.
- 57:44Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd think if we do that for other things,
- 57:46Speaker 3: like okay, well in the meantime, this is who shows up,
- 57:50Speaker 3: you know, and that's what they're for. Yeah, because if
- 57:53Speaker 3: this is a system we've deemed necessary, the air travel system, right,
- 57:56Speaker 3: that's why they don't let airlines. They're too big to fail.
- 57:59Speaker 3: They're too big. Ever, like if we go out away
- 58:02Speaker 3: for the you got to keep the system moving. Security
- 58:05Speaker 3: clear is not something you just turn a blind eye
- 58:07Speaker 3: to it. And at the airport, like, you gotta have
- 58:09Speaker 3: the security. So if it's a necessary thing, well let's
- 58:13Speaker 3: let's figure that out. Like and if it can't be
- 58:14Speaker 3: the TSA people, because the Department of Homeland Security is
- 58:17Speaker 3: not being funded every problem, that's a solution, r right,
- 58:20Speaker 3: I don't I don't know if it send the Coast Guard,
- 58:22Speaker 3: I don't know. Whatever there's got it there, There got
- 58:25Speaker 3: to be, like there's there's gotta be something within the
- 58:29Speaker 3: government that could work some of those jobs to not
- 58:32Speaker 3: take over, just to supplement the workers who are not
- 58:34Speaker 3: showing up.
- 58:35Speaker 8: That's a wonderful idea, just a thought, Yeah, send off
- 58:38Speaker 8: an email.
- 58:38Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 58:38Speaker 3: Fired off the wood Show and into another new hour,
- 58:45Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training for a politically correct world. Phones open eight
- 58:49Speaker 3: seven Wooding. You can send us a text over to
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- 58:55Speaker 3: Look force there at the Woodie Show weekend cheers and
- 58:59Speaker 3: g would you get into sea bass cheers to dancing
- 59:04Speaker 3: like nobody's watching? Man, that's like how Greg feels like
- 59:10Speaker 3: you just get what they called the to have, like
- 59:14Speaker 3: those those signs with you know, in your house, with
- 59:17Speaker 3: words like over the kitchen doors, yeah, love lives here, Yeah,
- 59:20Speaker 3: things like that, like the phrase dance like nobody's watching.
- 59:25Speaker 3: I think I understand one of your face, yeah, because.
- 59:27Speaker 6: It's just something that done. But I honestly mean it.
- 59:31Speaker 7: Because I was in one of my favorite places, Planet Fitness,
- 59:34Speaker 7: and I look over and there's this maybe sixty year
- 59:37Speaker 7: old man and he's on headphones on one of the treadmills,
- 59:40Speaker 7: and he's kind of just like popping from side to side,
- 59:43Speaker 7: like shut one foot up, other foot up, other foot up.
- 59:45Speaker 7: And as I walk around, I see, oh, the treadmills
- 59:47Speaker 7: not even moving. He's on just on the treads on
- 59:50Speaker 7: the side, and what's why is he just kind of
- 59:53Speaker 7: like step up, step by, like he's not doing you know,
- 59:55Speaker 7: like a stair stepper thing. He's got his headphones in
- 59:59Speaker 7: and he he is fake karaoke, singing to whatever's playing
- 1:00:02Speaker 7: on that on that nice phone and just enjoying the
- 1:00:06Speaker 7: hell out of it, not even walking, just kind of
- 1:00:08Speaker 7: like bopping bopp and bopp and popping. And of course
- 1:00:10Speaker 7: I'm like, well, this has insane and ridiculous. But then
- 1:00:12Speaker 7: I thought, you know what, he's an old man.
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: Yeah he's moving, yeah, l for a concert.
- 1:00:21Speaker 6: You know, lot of old people like you just to
- 1:00:24Speaker 6: get to the gym, the gym, to be on a treadmill,
- 1:00:27Speaker 6: whether it's working. He's picking his legs up. Yeah, he's
- 1:00:32Speaker 6: getting his.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: Heart rate up.
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: You know, that probably put his heart rate into two hundred.
- 1:00:35Speaker 7: I know that every little like teenager and myself is
- 1:00:37Speaker 7: snickering at him and in their head, but he doesn't care.
- 1:00:40Speaker 7: But he's so old and he just doesn't care, which
- 1:00:42Speaker 7: I think is one of the great things about being old.
- 1:00:44Speaker 7: Is you fart in the grocery store, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
- 1:00:49Speaker 8: You love when you get pulled over so you can
- 1:00:50Speaker 8: give the cops a piece of your mind.
- 1:00:52Speaker 6: Yeah, just like conversations, just like being out there.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: He just likes singing.
- 1:00:56Speaker 7: He wasn't he wasn't saying it was weird too, because
- 1:00:57Speaker 7: he had enough presence of thought that he wasn't like
- 1:01:00Speaker 7: belting out whatever.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: I don't look forward to how you feel physically, but
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: I look forward to the freedom that no longer working,
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: being of an age where anybody likes there's really not
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: much that anybody on earth can do that will affect
- 1:01:17Speaker 3: you and you just like you have this like this
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: weird it's a weird piece and freedom.
- 1:01:23Speaker 9: Yes, they're very blunt.
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: Yeah, because they can they care, they can they care.
- 1:01:28Speaker 6: Yeah, what do you do income?
- 1:01:30Speaker 8: Did I getting fired?
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: Right, See, that's that's what I'm That's why always said,
- 1:01:33Speaker 3: like when I talked to Joe Coy or Burke Kreischer
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: one of our friends like that, it's like, man, you
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: guys are completely in control, like a thousand percent, because
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: the only people you need to make happy are your fans.
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: So whatever makes your fans have like it doesn't matter.
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: There's not sponsors, there's not a corporation. There's just you
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: do what you do, and you have people who love
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: what you do, and therefore they will show up and
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: they'll go buy tickets to your shows, and then that's
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: how you make your money. So like you are in
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: this perfect world where you have to really only answer
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: to your fans.
- 1:02:05Speaker 6: Oh and by the way, you've made enough money now
- 1:02:07Speaker 6: where if that goes away, who cares?
- 1:02:10Speaker 4: Yeah, and just just that peace and freedom that that
- 1:02:13Speaker 4: buys you. I have an old person question and working out. Yeah,
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: you maybe can answer. Is working on your grip really
- 1:02:21Speaker 4: really important?
- 1:02:22Speaker 6: That's what you always hear? Yeah, should you get those
- 1:02:24Speaker 6: little little hand grippers, Like should you really be doing that?
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: No?
- 1:02:28Speaker 6: You know you the little springy deal thingies from the
- 1:02:30Speaker 6: seventies or whatever.
- 1:02:31Speaker 7: No, you what you need to do, and what people
- 1:02:33Speaker 7: in the bro community you'll tell you is you just
- 1:02:35Speaker 7: grab I've got some sixty pound weights right here in
- 1:02:37Speaker 7: the studio. Grab those or maybe it's not sixties, hammy,
- 1:02:40Speaker 7: is there fifteen's and just walk around. That's that's your holding.
- 1:02:45Speaker 7: It's called a farmer's carry. Yeah, it's just yeah, that's
- 1:02:48Speaker 7: gonna that's and just do it until grab have a
- 1:02:50Speaker 7: heavy enough weight where your forearms give out.
- 1:02:53Speaker 6: First, your grip is the first thing to give out,
- 1:02:55Speaker 6: you know, and heavy enough where you.
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: Know you can only do it for maybe a minute,
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: but not the grippers, right, but I don't know if
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: this is crazy, right?
- 1:03:02Speaker 6: Yeah, the squeeze, the sweeping squeezies, yeah, yeah, do that.
- 1:03:08Speaker 7: You get sweet forearm veins all kinds of stuff, and
- 1:03:11Speaker 7: your traps and your shoulders too.
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: That's a some of my son and all the dumb
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: teenage boys like they like those things because it's all
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: about making your veins pop up.
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's that's the thing that all the teenage
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: boys wanted to get ready.
- 1:03:23Speaker 11: Get ready, Gina, where are you seeing that? Because I
- 1:03:25Speaker 11: have one weird vein on my hand And the kid
- 1:03:27Speaker 11: was like, oh, I'm jealous. So like little boys are
- 1:03:29Speaker 11: hearing about that.
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: It's all they want them.
- 1:03:31Speaker 3: You want to down inside of your forearm and up
- 1:03:34Speaker 3: like towards your bicep, and so that's what all the
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: teenage boys want.
- 1:03:36Speaker 6: ID one girl who said that was the hottest thing
- 1:03:39Speaker 6: about me at this time.
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: That has always been a thing.
- 1:03:41Speaker 12: I remember that in high school, Like it would be
- 1:03:42Speaker 12: like girls would go look at the veins on his arm, just.
- 1:03:45Speaker 6: On their forearm, because you're supposed to make you like,
- 1:03:48Speaker 6: look stronger something I don't know.
- 1:03:49Speaker 7: Yeah, that is leaning it leaning, leaning entity as they say.
- 1:03:52Speaker 7: You can also met us if you wanted to just
- 1:03:54Speaker 7: do what they call it dead hang from a pull
- 1:03:55Speaker 7: up bar.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: Yeah, help put the dead.
- 1:03:59Speaker 6: And I need an easy option for you. Yeah yeah,
- 1:04:02Speaker 6: SeaBASS Jeers Jeers go to Harry Styles fans. Look, I
- 1:04:06Speaker 6: don't care about Harry Styles one way the other.
- 1:04:08Speaker 7: He's fine. He was on started net Live this weekend.
- 1:04:10Speaker 7: But every time, including the tenth sketch he was in
- 1:04:14Speaker 7: the second he shows up in the sketch, you know
- 1:04:19Speaker 7: he's there right right, You've seen him again a dozen
- 1:04:21Speaker 7: times already. I think it's performative, and I think the
- 1:04:24Speaker 7: culprits are women who were teenagers ten years ago when
- 1:04:28Speaker 7: Harry Styles was in the Boy Bad for sure, and
- 1:04:31Speaker 7: now they're just but now it's all performative and pretend.
- 1:04:34Speaker 7: And by the way, Greg I was looking at Harry
- 1:04:35Speaker 7: Styles not that hot.
- 1:04:38Speaker 6: That's what he was saying, that he's queer baiting and
- 1:04:41Speaker 6: all this forge.
- 1:04:42Speaker 7: Forget the whole trans like dressing or whatever, just looking
- 1:04:45Speaker 7: at his face again. You pull him up from Messenel,
- 1:04:47Speaker 7: not ten years ago whatever, and he had a little
- 1:04:49Speaker 7: bit of a rat like quality to him and oversized nostrils.
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: Yeah, is there anybody that you're a fan of that
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: you would scream if you saw the right that too,
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: for anybody in the room you would like to scream
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: if you saw.
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: When you see footage of Beatles concert.
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: But fair word jaded though, No, No, I'm just in
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: general like every yeah, yeah, me.
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: For in sync.
- 1:05:13Speaker 12: When I was a child, for sure, I would have
- 1:05:16Speaker 12: just absolutely lost it. I mean even seeing them in concert.
- 1:05:18Speaker 6: I lost it when you were a child. Sure, Yeah,
- 1:05:20Speaker 6: I get. I get when you were a child.
- 1:05:23Speaker 4: Because there's children don't know, Like you just see somebody
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: and you will scream no.
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: No, nobody, nobody, not even And there's and there's plenty
- 1:05:35Speaker 3: of people that you love and that you're a huge
- 1:05:38Speaker 3: fan of. But you're right, it's almost like mental. It's
- 1:05:41Speaker 3: well it's it is or just straight performed when they
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: scream and cry. Yeah, we that's mental.
- 1:05:49Speaker 7: Weird mental signalant to other girls that hey, I'm part
- 1:05:52Speaker 7: of you girttle group. We all we all think this
- 1:05:53Speaker 7: guy's hot. We all think that's cool. We share this
- 1:05:55Speaker 7: defect weekend cheers and jeers.
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: Yeah, cheers, to Razorbacks. They won the SEC tournament over
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: the weekend. Yeah, which I actually watched the game.
- 1:06:07Speaker 6: Yeah, Arkansas, Arkansas.
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: The team the Piggies, right, yeah, the pigs. So that
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: brings me to you guys, know how to call the hogs?
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: No?
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: No, do you want me to teach you? It's really
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: really annoying. Okay, So it's like pigs sue and you
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: do that three times. They do that constantly throughout the game.
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: Pigs.
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: So when you went to the Fairy Arkansas.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: I went to basketball games.
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: I never made it to a football game because I
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: was got too drunk before and.
- 1:06:42Speaker 6: Which takes some doing for a noon game.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: So thank you so much. So cheers to them because
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: they're going to do great in March Madness jeers. I've
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: been obviously training a lot, and I've been getting hit
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: harder to get used to getting hard. Yeah, it's such
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: a girl problem, right, ladies. But I'm losing all my
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: eyelash extensions. I was you, that's the fate free guys,
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: and I'm not going to keep getting.
- 1:07:05Speaker 8: Them done this point a good time.
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: But all the finished training and they're like all over
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: my face and I'm like, oh, it's like twenty dollars.
- 1:07:12Speaker 8: I feel it's actually really sad.
- 1:07:14Speaker 6: So it's almost like they're not necessary.
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: I mean, there's so many women out there who can
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: write that right down. Yeah, Like, aren't you stick of
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: getting punched and losing I know.
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: You're getting hit at home or whatever, lad losing your lashes?
- 1:07:25Speaker 8: You burned the pot rose to use your eyelash.
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: No, life is hard.
- 1:07:29Speaker 12: Weekend cheers and jeers, Sammy My cheers as I went
- 1:07:33Speaker 12: to Disneyland this weekend, which was great and amazing and
- 1:07:36Speaker 12: I had so much fun. And I'm rarely there late
- 1:07:39Speaker 12: at night to see the fireworks show, but I stayed
- 1:07:41Speaker 12: all day for the firework show and it was great
- 1:07:43Speaker 12: and Woody, I ran into your wife. I heard about
- 1:07:45Speaker 12: that without knowing that they were there.
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: Yeah, randomly.
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so weird.
- 1:07:50Speaker 13: Yeah, it was pretty great.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: I ran into my aunt one time, not at Disney,
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: but I was walking through New York City. Oh, to
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: think about how many people are on the streets and
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: the sidewalks of New York City is right. I'm like
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: walking all of a sudden, She's like, hey, I go whoa, whoa, Hey,
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: what's going It was just this really weird like when
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: you run it, or like recently when I was on
- 1:08:13Speaker 3: the road and I was driving home late in the afternoon,
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: like nowhere close to like after we left work for
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: the day, and I'm sitting behind this rav four and
- 1:08:22Speaker 3: I'm looking at this rat four and I go, man,
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: I think that's Gina. So I called Gina. I go
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: last four digits to your license plate whatever, and she goes,
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: are you right behind me? It was so weird, like
- 1:08:34Speaker 3: of all the people on the road, it wasn't even
- 1:08:38Speaker 3: like on a like on a on a road that
- 1:08:40Speaker 3: either one of us are on very often, but to
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: then be and there was a lot of traffic at
- 1:08:44Speaker 3: the time because it was like late in the afternoons,
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: was that like afternoon rush to be not even like
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: in the scene.
- 1:08:50Speaker 8: Right behind her, he was straight up stock in me.
- 1:08:54Speaker 6: It's weird how that happened.
- 1:08:55Speaker 8: Yeah, it was bizarre.
- 1:08:56Speaker 12: And what was even more weird, though, what do you
- 1:08:58Speaker 12: when I ran into your wife and your daughter is
- 1:09:00Speaker 12: I always wear my classic mini ears, but I do
- 1:09:03Speaker 12: have a number of different years. Your wife gave me
- 1:09:05Speaker 12: an extra pair of many ears that she had double
- 1:09:09Speaker 12: of the first time that I ever wore that, I
- 1:09:11Speaker 12: was wearing those over the weekend when I ran.
- 1:09:13Speaker 8: Into op and I was like, I was going to.
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: Take is that as if it couldn't get crazy?
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: I know, Disneys.
- 1:09:21Speaker 3: The last time that happened, I had slinky.
- 1:09:22Speaker 6: Dog ears Dogs.
- 1:09:25Speaker 9: You gave me.
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: So weird stars align that it was nuts jeers and
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: then my tears.
- 1:09:32Speaker 13: Because it's really tough to have a jeers when you
- 1:09:33Speaker 13: just have a great Disney weekend. I my cheers is
- 1:09:37Speaker 13: just to eating too much.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: I ate so much. I know what does that mean?
- 1:09:44Speaker 12: And I usually you guys know me, I have a
- 1:09:46Speaker 12: reasonable amount of food typically like okay, I'm done.
- 1:09:49Speaker 13: Or I don't really want that.
- 1:09:50Speaker 12: I didn't stop eating the whole time, and because of that,
- 1:09:54Speaker 12: I was uncomfortable, which again it's fine, but I try
- 1:09:57Speaker 12: to prevent that from happening.
- 1:09:58Speaker 13: And I just didn't care at all.
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: You know, you're full when you're fat. Is when you
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: get uncomfortable, You're like, okay, now I've had yeah, and
- 1:10:05Speaker 3: that's normal life.
- 1:10:07Speaker 6: Exactly right?
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: Did you poop it, Disney?
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: I did?
- 1:10:10Speaker 12: I mean yes, of course I was, and all day
- 1:10:13Speaker 12: a specific time where I was in there for a while,
- 1:10:16Speaker 12: like Steve, what was Willie was waiting for me, and
- 1:10:18Speaker 12: I was like, oh, great.
- 1:10:22Speaker 7: Rid too, it has begun people. Yeah, wait, wait till.
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: She pops out of kidder two. They'll get married.
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: She'll pop out of kidder two.
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: She's gonna end up being like a bowling ball four
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: foot nine. Yeah, that's impossible for nine tall and about
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: three and a half feet wide.
- 1:10:44Speaker 7: When, dude, I know a girl who was rail thin
- 1:10:47Speaker 7: and then his friend sent me a picture of her
- 1:10:50Speaker 7: and she at the age of whatever, thirty six just
- 1:10:54Speaker 7: hit it and it was and she was a skikny
- 1:10:56Speaker 7: little wight fish girl for her entire life.
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: But I guess I mean I did walk.
- 1:11:00Speaker 13: I have shintz once though I walked eight point five.
- 1:11:04Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's also I get that. Yeah, her walking.
- 1:11:08Speaker 3: Yeah, just wait, so you can't bend over entire shoes
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: without getting membered up.
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: Yeah, wait for that. Let's wait for that. That's it's
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: coming to so much too. Yeah, that's right.
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: Eight seven, seven forty four Woody text us over to
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: two two nine eighty seven, will be right back. I'm
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: not wearing a helmet.
- 1:11:23Speaker 9: It's not gonna wear a helmet, like straight up.
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are idiots. The Woody Show the Woody
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: Show and for Saint Patrick's Day, we have a round
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: of Woodies Show family Feud, yes, which normally is you know,
- 1:11:43Speaker 3: Sea Bass out there talking to some rando and then
- 1:11:46Speaker 3: you know, much like family feud. Instead of asking one
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: hundred people, this is just one person, so much better.
- 1:11:51Speaker 3: So we have to try to put ourselves in the
- 1:11:54Speaker 3: shoes of the person that, uh, you know Sea Bass
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: for this case, huh menace yes, menis talked to somebody
- 1:11:59Speaker 3: This time.
- 1:12:00Speaker 4: I found an interesting character. Yeah, like a beer fest
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: beer fest. But he was like way out in the
- 1:12:06Speaker 4: distance in a parking lot, leaning against a fence. Yeah,
- 1:12:09Speaker 4: like this time, might be in trouble or something. So
- 1:12:12Speaker 4: I checked in on him, but he might be like
- 1:12:15Speaker 4: crossfaited or something. He was three and a half hours
- 1:12:17Speaker 4: in on a ten hour event.
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: So we're trying to get what two two for breakfast
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: all rights as a team, there's only four questions.
- 1:12:26Speaker 6: So we have to do really well. I can take
- 1:12:29Speaker 6: it down to one if you want.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: I'm saying, if you said two, it's what it is.
- 1:12:33Speaker 9: But yeah, so.
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: Ageah, but we try to put ourselves in yes of this.
- 1:12:39Speaker 6: Person all right?
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: Time four what a show? Family hued Saint Patrick's Day edition. Yes,
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: and who is this person saves? Let's let's beat Connor.
- 1:12:52Speaker 6: Here's Connor.
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: All right, this is Connor.
- 1:12:54Speaker 6: You're just out here hanging out by yourself by the fence. Well,
- 1:12:58Speaker 6: that's you know, beer festing. What do you do for
- 1:13:02Speaker 6: a living? I do things of the electricity, and I
- 1:13:05Speaker 6: make sure they work.
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: Do things of the electricity. Yeah, he does things.
- 1:13:10Speaker 4: That's why he seemed like kind of with it. That's
- 1:13:12Speaker 4: why I think he's kind of like crossfaded. But his
- 1:13:14Speaker 4: eyes weren't open the entire time.
- 1:13:16Speaker 6: And I make sure that there's power. Quick question, what
- 1:13:20Speaker 6: was the worst day you had on the job?
- 1:13:22Speaker 7: Oh?
- 1:13:22Speaker 6: Man, when my buddy electrocuted that himself. Yeah, he electrocuted.
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: Out of himself.
- 1:13:33Speaker 9: Did he live?
- 1:13:36Speaker 5: All right?
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: He's all right, yeah, as you were asking a question?
- 1:13:44Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, all right, Well what to show family feud?
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: Who's going to get the first question?
- 1:13:48Speaker 16: Here?
- 1:13:48Speaker 6: It's for the room.
- 1:13:49Speaker 4: So the room, Well, I guess, yeah, team they can
- 1:13:53Speaker 4: help the person, but somebody has to front.
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: We are the family, but each family member has.
- 1:13:59Speaker 4: To Okay, we'll go with youddy alright, alright, all right,
- 1:14:03Speaker 4: here's the first question. Name something that might be full
- 1:14:06Speaker 4: of holes, holes.
- 1:14:10Speaker 3: Socks, cheese, Swiss cheese, your story, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah story,
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: holes like an old shirt, somebody who wanders on what
- 1:14:23Speaker 3: he's property unsuspectedly.
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 1:14:29Speaker 3: Uh yeah a woman again, we gotta put the sober.
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: So what would he say?
- 1:14:37Speaker 6: Even though no one eats Swiss cheese? The answer is
- 1:14:39Speaker 6: just it's just cheese cheese.
- 1:14:42Speaker 9: We think of the cartoons though, I like that all.
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: I gotta tell you my go to when I'm doing
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: around the grocery shopping, I buy a package of the
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: Deli turkey and baby Swiss.
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:14:59Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:15:00Speaker 9: I like cheese, and but I think socks is I
- 1:15:04Speaker 9: go socks? This is what decision though the first.
- 1:15:08Speaker 6: Holes full of holes might be full of holes.
- 1:15:11Speaker 3: I'm gonna say cheese.
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: Does he have to say swiss?
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: Uh?
- 1:15:19Speaker 6: That's fine? No?
- 1:15:20Speaker 9: All right?
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: Question number one, what do you show family feud?
- 1:15:24Speaker 6: Name something that might be full of holes? Swiss cheese?
- 1:15:33Speaker 5: Do you like?
- 1:15:33Speaker 6: Do you like Swiss cheese? I don't like it?
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: Provolone and my personal favorite pepper Jack.
- 1:15:41Speaker 3: All right, that wasn't the question, literally yes or no question?
- 1:15:47Speaker 7: I got.
- 1:15:49Speaker 6: One more time for the people. I like Swiss cheese.
- 1:15:53Speaker 6: I know why because it's it's too uhitter.
- 1:15:56Speaker 9: As like a like a pungency to it.
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: My favorite is Greg So I buy that that Baby Swiss.
- 1:16:01Speaker 3: It's you know, slice night little fish. But I get there,
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: there's a roasted garlic trisk it and I put them
- 1:16:08Speaker 3: on a paper plate, and I take the cheese and
- 1:16:10Speaker 3: I break off the little scores and put them on
- 1:16:11Speaker 3: top of that. Put him in the microwave for like
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: twenty five seconds. The combination of the Swiss the garlic.
- 1:16:16Speaker 5: And.
- 1:16:18Speaker 7: Really you might like baby Swiss because it is it's
- 1:16:21Speaker 7: less aged, so it's less waxy.
- 1:16:24Speaker 6: It's aged baby Swiss.
- 1:16:26Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well we got one point. All right,
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: what do you show family feud Saint Patrick's Day?
- 1:16:31Speaker 6: Addition?
- 1:16:32Speaker 4: Who gets the next one? Let's go, Sammy, Sammy name
- 1:16:37Speaker 4: something that you might regret posting online?
- 1:16:40Speaker 12: Oh, I mean a selfie it's not like a news yeah,
- 1:16:46Speaker 12: but would you post a nude online?
- 1:16:48Speaker 3: To be I would say, like a rumor? Yeah, yeah,
- 1:16:51Speaker 3: rumor relationship statuause you spread a rumor that ended up
- 1:16:53Speaker 3: being like not true.
- 1:16:55Speaker 11: Or something about somebody else's like she's a bitch nextlur.
- 1:17:01Speaker 9: Yeah, that would be horrifying, But maybe he's a simple
- 1:17:05Speaker 9: man and like, oh, I regret posting the picture of
- 1:17:07Speaker 9: my sandwich, you know.
- 1:17:08Speaker 3: My luo, a picture of you drunk or high they
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: get into the work festival.
- 1:17:17Speaker 6: Yeah that's good.
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: Yeah, like those drugs or something.
- 1:17:22Speaker 9: An unpopular opinion while drunk.
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: Yeah, drugs is good.
- 1:17:27Speaker 8: If you think he's cross faded, right, drunk post, ethnic slur.
- 1:17:31Speaker 3: Drunk post like drunk post would would count as like
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: drunk or faded cross fraded death threats.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: Yeah, so what do you what do you think?
- 1:17:40Speaker 6: I mean?
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: I think drugs?
- 1:17:42Speaker 13: What's what's a drunk post?
- 1:17:44Speaker 6: Like you're doing something or you just doing.
- 1:17:46Speaker 11: Something sloppy drunk, and it's a it's a wide net
- 1:17:49Speaker 11: anything you posted while you're drunk that you regret.
- 1:17:51Speaker 3: Because you know how like now they say employers will
- 1:17:53Speaker 3: go through your social media and they'll look for examples
- 1:17:57Speaker 3: of you being wasted, a bad representation and what they
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: went for the company, or like us, being a sloppy
- 1:18:02Speaker 3: drunk or doing something you know that wouldn't look.
- 1:18:06Speaker 12: Good recording a concert while you're singing along. I don't
- 1:18:11Speaker 12: think he's gonna say specific, Okay, let's do a drunk post.
- 1:18:15Speaker 3: Drunk post drunk post. Question number two, what a show
- 1:18:20Speaker 3: family feud?
- 1:18:21Speaker 4: Name something someone might regret posting online?
- 1:18:29Speaker 6: Have you ever posted your online? Not not mean, but
- 1:18:36Speaker 6: one of my buddies? All right, I saw it. It
- 1:18:39Speaker 6: was there. You want to shout him out?
- 1:18:49Speaker 13: D I thought that was too unrealistic.
- 1:18:52Speaker 6: Yeah, is hanging out with this?
- 1:18:56Speaker 10: I know?
- 1:18:59Speaker 3: Well, we have one correct answer. We need one more
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: out of the next two. What do you show family feud?
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: Beer fest?
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: Addition?
- 1:19:07Speaker 4: Who gets the next question? All right, we'll go with Greg,
- 1:19:11Speaker 4: Greg sure? Name something people might do at home alone.
- 1:19:18Speaker 9: Yeah, Joe, that's a good one. Somebody might walk around
- 1:19:22Speaker 9: naked at home while alone. Yeah, cry and listen to
- 1:19:27Speaker 9: sad songs. Uh, nude out. I don't think he would
- 1:19:34Speaker 9: care if somebody is home.
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: If I would say something along with naked.
- 1:19:41Speaker 9: Nakedness and masturbation. So I think the safe bet is
- 1:19:47Speaker 9: to kind of go vague and just be like, hang
- 1:19:49Speaker 9: out naked.
- 1:19:51Speaker 3: Hang out naked? Yea the final answer, Yeah, let's go that,
- 1:19:59Speaker 3: all right. Question three, what do you show family feud?
- 1:20:01Speaker 4: Name something that people do at home alone?
- 1:20:12Speaker 3: Hello, jerk, jerk jerky?
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: How often do you do that at home?
- 1:20:21Speaker 7: Uh?
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: Not?
- 1:20:23Speaker 6: And I drink too much right now, not to not today,
- 1:20:27Speaker 6: maybe tomorrow.
- 1:20:28Speaker 3: Maybe tomorrow. Well, the answer, the answer was in the room.
- 1:20:37Speaker 3: The answer was in the room.
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: It was it was right there.
- 1:20:40Speaker 3: Almost got almost got a meal out of that one.
- 1:20:42Speaker 6: Damn, I guess.
- 1:20:45Speaker 3: We have we have one more still, it's gonna go
- 1:20:47Speaker 3: to I guess Gina grad Yes, all right, Gina.
- 1:20:50Speaker 6: All right.
- 1:20:51Speaker 4: Name something you might find in a bathtub.
- 1:20:55Speaker 17: You might feel like a spider, a bug by, water, bubbles,
- 1:21:05Speaker 17: a lot of cash.
- 1:21:09Speaker 8: Strong.
- 1:21:10Speaker 6: This is drum family feud that question.
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the baths ub yeah, soap.
- 1:21:18Speaker 8: SuDS, yeah, bubbles, bubbles.
- 1:21:22Speaker 3: I think that's soap shampoo.
- 1:21:25Speaker 8: Yeah, not forget turns.
- 1:21:28Speaker 3: That's only when your baby babies. My little brother did
- 1:21:30Speaker 3: it all the dame. We think I think drunk high guy. Yeah,
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: what we say?
- 1:21:38Speaker 18: I think a drunk high guy might say water? Yeah, water,
- 1:21:41Speaker 18: but bubbles, yeah, bubble bubbles are a rubber ducky. I
- 1:21:47Speaker 18: mean yeah, I'm gonna say bubbles, bubble bubble bubbles.
- 1:21:51Speaker 3: Okay, I think it wasn't hungry. Question number four would
- 1:21:57Speaker 3: show family feud.
- 1:21:58Speaker 4: Name something you might find in a bathtub.
- 1:22:03Speaker 16: Like a rubber ducky, rub Ducky, rubber Ducky, rub or
- 1:22:15Speaker 16: rubber Ducky.
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: You got to be kidding.
- 1:22:19Speaker 8: I was given yesterday.
- 1:22:24Speaker 3: God my god, this sucks well again right in the room.
- 1:22:32Speaker 6: It was right there multiple times.
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: Jerkin and rubber Ducky were both there for the taking.
- 1:22:38Speaker 9: Damn it.
- 1:22:39Speaker 3: Well, you start to you you overthink it, you know,
- 1:22:42Speaker 3: and you think yourself right out of it because well, no,
- 1:22:45Speaker 3: the first thing you said was something completely random. Yeah,
- 1:22:49Speaker 3: at least it wasn't your first thing, your go to.
- 1:22:52Speaker 3: That's when it's the most frustrating. It was the first
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: thing you thought of, and you get talked out of it.
- 1:22:57Speaker 6: All right, Well, the problem shut from breakfast. Thanks guys.
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: Ain't nothing at.
- 1:23:07Speaker 3: Ain't nothing but a Soca Sports Day with the G.
- 1:23:11Speaker 3: Jeff Garcia. Hey, good morning, Jeff G.
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: What's going on?
- 1:23:16Speaker 6: Good morning?
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: What do you show.
- 1:23:17Speaker 6: Let's go and start with our Lakers.
- 1:23:18Speaker 15: What a game Saturday night against the Nuggets who went
- 1:23:20Speaker 15: into overtime and here's Luca calling game Doctor John Latrode
- 1:23:24Speaker 15: step back, puts.
- 1:23:25Speaker 4: It up, puts it out, goodbye, touch.
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: O the sucking provider.
- 1:23:29Speaker 15: Luca had thirty, Austin Reeves thirty two. The Lakers are
- 1:23:32Speaker 15: in Houston today at six thirty pm. Clippers are hosting
- 1:23:36Speaker 15: Wimby in the Spurs tonight seven pm into a Dome.
- 1:23:39Speaker 15: Moving on to baseball and the World Baseball Classic. The
- 1:23:42Speaker 15: United States are.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: Moving on bad Ball at Sipperfield Rigs in TX. He's
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: going back job today. Gifts they you want to study.
- 1:23:52Speaker 15: It was a tight game all the way through, including
- 1:23:55Speaker 15: the final ninth inning where the dr had someone on
- 1:23:57Speaker 15: third base and the United States escape with a very
- 1:24:00Speaker 15: generous strike call. Today, Venezuela versus Italy for a spot
- 1:24:04Speaker 15: in the final versus the United States.
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: Moving on to March Madness.
- 1:24:08Speaker 15: UCLA Bruins men team is the number seven seed in
- 1:24:10Speaker 15: the East bracket. Bruins will play UCF on Friday. The
- 1:24:14Speaker 15: Lady Bruins are a number one seed in the women's bracket.
- 1:24:17Speaker 15: They'll face California Baptist on Saturday. Hockey Ducks won yesterday,
- 1:24:22Speaker 15: Kings and Rangers today at four MLS. My Galaxy lost
- 1:24:25Speaker 15: on Saturday night, LAFC one onto the Ladies, Angels City
- 1:24:29Speaker 15: one four nothing.
- 1:24:30Speaker 3: Yesterday and finally this morning, what do you show?
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: The Dodgers have agreed to a.
- 1:24:33Speaker 15: Multi year deal with the clothing brand Unique Load to
- 1:24:37Speaker 15: be the official field partner of the Dodgers. Now the
- 1:24:40Speaker 15: Dodgers grass, we'll say something like unique low Field on it.
- 1:24:44Speaker 15: This is the first time in sixty four years that
- 1:24:46Speaker 15: the Dodgers will feature a field sponsor. Now, the good
- 1:24:50Speaker 15: news is the stadium is not giving up naming rights,
- 1:24:53Speaker 15: just the field.
- 1:24:53Speaker 6: I'm Jeff G.
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: And that's your SoCal sports I Jeff J.
- 1:25:01Speaker 3: So there's a story I'm reading abound and I got
- 1:25:03Speaker 3: a picture here. This guy in Alabama. He got into
- 1:25:07Speaker 3: a huge argument with his wife and things got out
- 1:25:10Speaker 3: of control and he tried to strangle her and that's
- 1:25:13Speaker 3: when his thirteen year old step son stepped in. But
- 1:25:16Speaker 3: when the kid stepped up, the stepdad lunged at him
- 1:25:20Speaker 3: and tried to hit him with a bike.
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: So whiffed on that.
- 1:25:26Speaker 3: But you know what landed just fine. What's that the
- 1:25:28Speaker 3: fists that the thirteen year old step son landed on
- 1:25:31Speaker 3: the dude's face and knocked his ass out cold. Oh dude,
- 1:25:38Speaker 3: yeah up.
- 1:25:39Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:25:39Speaker 3: The cops they were called. They took the step dad
- 1:25:41Speaker 3: to jail. Turns out he was drunk and high. Here's
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: his mugshot. That's what the thirteen year old did to him.
- 1:25:48Speaker 9: Looks like he got bitten.
- 1:25:51Speaker 4: If you get taken out by thirteen year old, this
- 1:25:53Speaker 4: guy is probably a drunk.
- 1:25:55Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, did you get to the point that
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: you felt like you could kick your dad's ass?
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:26:01Speaker 2: Are you still not?
- 1:26:02Speaker 6: Maybe today?
- 1:26:03Speaker 3: Like I'm fifty and I still don't feel No, I
- 1:26:06Speaker 3: don't know. There's something about I don't know because it's
- 1:26:09Speaker 3: your dad.
- 1:26:09Speaker 4: I think with your dad, because he's just so out
- 1:26:12Speaker 4: in the elements every day, down the elements, like you
- 1:26:14Speaker 4: were talking about, like do those grip things makere ferends?
- 1:26:18Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because like my dad's carrying like big heavy
- 1:26:21Speaker 3: water buckets and bales of hay and straw, and you know,
- 1:26:24Speaker 3: he's doing physical work his entire life. He definitely has
- 1:26:28Speaker 3: better endurance than I do. Yeah, he's old, my buddies
- 1:26:31Speaker 3: and he smoked too. Yeah, he's a real man.
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a cigarette.
- 1:26:35Speaker 6: Dang, my buddy's dad.
- 1:26:37Speaker 4: He could like take sheet rock with his hands, yeah,
- 1:26:40Speaker 4: and with the grip and just like hold it up.
- 1:26:42Speaker 9: Yeah, yep.
- 1:26:43Speaker 6: Insane.
- 1:26:44Speaker 4: But then you have some dads out there can't do that, yeah, right,
- 1:26:46Speaker 4: you know, and they could easily be taken out by
- 1:26:49Speaker 4: a thirteen year old.
- 1:26:50Speaker 9: Oh when I was thirteen, no chance today, Maybe.
- 1:26:53Speaker 3: I do feel bad when you see these boys and
- 1:26:58Speaker 3: they have a very obviously he dad, like where like
- 1:27:02Speaker 3: you know, like like the dad is just like you
- 1:27:04Speaker 3: could tell, like he just oozes puss, right, Yeah, And
- 1:27:09Speaker 3: because like I don't know, you always look up to
- 1:27:11Speaker 3: your dad. It's like you know that that's your that's
- 1:27:14Speaker 3: your example of a man. Not that it's all about that,
- 1:27:16Speaker 3: but it's part of it. It's part of it when
- 1:27:18Speaker 3: it's like your mom, if your mom and your dad
- 1:27:21Speaker 3: both sitting there, it's very clearly your mom who would
- 1:27:23Speaker 3: physically defend the family because the dad would be the
- 1:27:26Speaker 3: one hiding behind the car. Yeah, as the you know
- 1:27:29Speaker 3: aggressor was.
- 1:27:31Speaker 9: You know, I kind of feel worse for the kid
- 1:27:33Speaker 9: who has the really really really old parents because I
- 1:27:36Speaker 9: had that one friend, you know, all our parents share
- 1:27:39Speaker 9: were at the same age, and then his parents in
- 1:27:41Speaker 9: high school were like in their late sixties early seventies. Yeah,
- 1:27:45Speaker 9: I thought I would feel more bad for him than
- 1:27:47Speaker 9: the kid with a dad who oohses puss.
- 1:27:52Speaker 7: I would take, you know, twenty years of clinice Wood
- 1:27:55Speaker 7: over forty five years of of n PR Vagina.
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
- 1:28:01Speaker 3: I was like, oh man, this poor kid's got no
- 1:28:04Speaker 3: chance he's gonna be He might be a nice young man,
- 1:28:07Speaker 3: but like, dude, that's the guy you're looking up to.
- 1:28:09Speaker 6: Yeah, my two moms. Yeah, show and we are into
- 1:28:19Speaker 6: another new.
- 1:28:20Speaker 3: Hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody, Greg Vennis, Yeah, Gina,
- 1:28:26Speaker 3: Grant Sea Bass is here.
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: We got Sammy Morgan is here.
- 1:28:30Speaker 3: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Wooding sent
- 1:28:34Speaker 3: us a text over to two to nine eight seven
- 1:28:36Speaker 3: dumbass Tyler. Yeah, I get questions and I'm going to
- 1:28:41Speaker 3: you for the answer. Okay, we have gone through a
- 1:28:46Speaker 3: lot of trouble.
- 1:28:48Speaker 9: And we a lot of time.
- 1:28:50Speaker 3: We got these two two women who agreed to go
- 1:28:54Speaker 3: on a date with you. Why is this not happened yet?
- 1:28:57Speaker 3: Often to pay for the day we got it all
- 1:28:59Speaker 3: set up?
- 1:29:00Speaker 6: Why does this not happening events around this?
- 1:29:02Speaker 3: Yeah, because people ask me like, when's he gone on the.
- 1:29:05Speaker 6: It's a wonderful question. Let me go right to the
- 1:29:07Speaker 6: horse's mouth. It has not happened yet, because it is
- 1:29:11Speaker 6: happening this weekend.
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: It is happening. When was this set up?
- 1:29:14Speaker 6: This was set up last week? I believe like last weekend.
- 1:29:18Speaker 6: So we set it up for this weekend a couple
- 1:29:21Speaker 6: of days ago, as in maybe about seven days ago.
- 1:29:24Speaker 6: We set this up.
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: What took so long?
- 1:29:26Speaker 6: I'm gonna be honest, I got really busy and I
- 1:29:28Speaker 6: kind of forgot such a big thing about this to
- 1:29:35Speaker 6: find you late on me. Yeah, And I reached out
- 1:29:39Speaker 6: to Mackenzie and I said, hey, listen, I screwed up.
- 1:29:43Speaker 6: Things kind of got away. If you still want to
- 1:29:45Speaker 6: do this, let's let's go. And so we scheduled it
- 1:29:48Speaker 6: for next Saturday night. So this is not a priority
- 1:29:50Speaker 6: for you finding love. I didn't say that.
- 1:29:52Speaker 3: So what did you guys set up?
- 1:29:55Speaker 6: I haven't I'm going to plan something. I have not
- 1:29:58Speaker 6: figured out what we're going to do yet, can't.
- 1:30:00Speaker 3: You hadn't put any thought like yeah, right, well, I'm
- 1:30:03Speaker 3: going to be going on in a day.
- 1:30:04Speaker 6: So I had a little bit do you considering let's
- 1:30:06Speaker 6: let's let's talk it through activity. How about that? I mean,
- 1:30:10Speaker 6: dinner and drinks is a possibility. You can do something
- 1:30:13Speaker 6: fun because the weather is finally getting a little bit warmer.
- 1:30:16Speaker 6: So I thought like, oh, like Minikoff would be something
- 1:30:18Speaker 6: real simple, real relaxed. Those were like the two main
- 1:30:23Speaker 6: ideas I had in my head. David Buster is also
- 1:30:25Speaker 6: a pretty cool spot d MBS Okaya. People like that spot.
- 1:30:28Speaker 6: So I'm like, okay, there's just something that's easy, can
- 1:30:32Speaker 6: be relaxing. Just yeah, it's something that just doesn't put
- 1:30:36Speaker 6: like a lot of stress on either one of us.
- 1:30:38Speaker 8: But how do you get to know each other when
- 1:30:40Speaker 8: you're like in a loud arcade?
- 1:30:41Speaker 3: Well, no, that's different. That's at least a social thing. Yeah,
- 1:30:44Speaker 3: going to a movie or a concert, that's not that's.
- 1:30:46Speaker 8: True, but at least you have to like go get
- 1:30:48Speaker 8: like some food off to the side and chit chat,
- 1:30:51Speaker 8: not just.
- 1:30:53Speaker 15: Care.
- 1:30:53Speaker 8: Don't forget to do that.
- 1:30:54Speaker 6: Say when you play the games too, you usually play
- 1:30:56Speaker 6: like together, So pop a.
- 1:30:58Speaker 3: Shot, I'll be over here.
- 1:31:00Speaker 4: It Yeah, I first said, like dinners and you know,
- 1:31:03Speaker 4: dinner and drinks. I'm like, let's here we go like
- 1:31:05Speaker 4: Chili's or something, right.
- 1:31:07Speaker 6: What's wrong with chilis? Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Chili No
- 1:31:12Speaker 6: fast food? Yeah, no, no fast food?
- 1:31:14Speaker 3: No.
- 1:31:15Speaker 6: So this is yeah, like I said, happening on Saturday. Okay,
- 1:31:19Speaker 6: and then another woman, have you talked to the other
- 1:31:22Speaker 6: girl at all?
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: That one?
- 1:31:24Speaker 6: I haven't I wasn't sure I do it with both
- 1:31:28Speaker 6: of them or not?
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: Talking about.
- 1:31:31Speaker 6: Listen to the show, I couldn't. I couldn't remember. That's
- 1:31:33Speaker 6: that's all. I couldn't remember.
- 1:31:36Speaker 10: That was on.
- 1:31:38Speaker 5: Be first.
- 1:31:39Speaker 9: That was the deal that she gets the first crack
- 1:31:41Speaker 9: out right, and then the whole twist was, Okay, you're
- 1:31:44Speaker 9: gonna go with both.
- 1:31:46Speaker 6: Do you see why I questioned if this guy's bisexual
- 1:31:48Speaker 6: or not? Because like, I.
- 1:31:49Speaker 3: Don't get that.
- 1:31:52Speaker 6: I know, I don't.
- 1:31:53Speaker 3: I don't get that. Yeah, I get maybe didn't seem
- 1:31:57Speaker 3: very interested kind of uh in a fog a little
- 1:32:00Speaker 3: bit like it was.
- 1:32:02Speaker 6: It was an interesting month last month. I was kind
- 1:32:04Speaker 6: of in my head a lot. But you know, besides that.
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: Man about what, yeah, random stuff like what you just
- 1:32:13Speaker 3: can't talk to Greg, Greg, Greg.
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: Medicine. I sit over here and just take shots.
- 1:32:23Speaker 6: At ahead, what's happened?
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: This is what?
- 1:32:26Speaker 6: This is all stuff or that's not on, not on
- 1:32:29Speaker 6: the air, stuff, private stuff going on back at home
- 1:32:33Speaker 6: where my parents are at, and just do some some
- 1:32:35Speaker 6: some stuff going on over there, some stuff going on.
- 1:32:39Speaker 9: It wouldn't it be a good diversion to go on
- 1:32:41Speaker 9: these dates?
- 1:32:42Speaker 6: And I knew would, but I you know, I'm really
- 1:32:45Speaker 6: close to my family and I like to put them first.
- 1:32:47Speaker 6: So yeah, sometimes I just do that. That's a family guy.
- 1:32:51Speaker 8: Guy, Why is that laughing crap?
- 1:32:57Speaker 3: I'm kind of in between, right, because again, Tyler, I
- 1:33:01Speaker 3: think you're great. I I enjoy you thoroughly. Menace knows
- 1:33:05Speaker 3: Tyler better than any of us. Right, So when Menace
- 1:33:10Speaker 3: has like a BS detector going off or whatever, I don't.
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: I also I.
- 1:33:14Speaker 3: Also trust in that a little bit to think like
- 1:33:17Speaker 3: maybe this is Tyler uh uh constructing some kind of
- 1:33:24Speaker 3: or or he's over dramatizing, maybe there is something going
- 1:33:27Speaker 3: on with family and home or whatever, but he's putting Okay,
- 1:33:32Speaker 3: my friends do this. They've used their kids forever, like
- 1:33:35Speaker 3: you know what, But just dude, the kids stuff this
- 1:33:38Speaker 3: side of kids stuff, kids stuff.
- 1:33:40Speaker 6: And I go specific.
- 1:33:42Speaker 3: So I started putting them on the spot, going really
- 1:33:45Speaker 3: what kids, kids? I'm a dad, I understand, Hey, what
- 1:33:50Speaker 3: what what are these kids things? And they would like
- 1:33:54Speaker 3: wow blah blah blah blah, and then we really get
- 1:33:55Speaker 3: down to the all right, dude, look, I just I
- 1:33:58Speaker 3: don't want to go. And that's why you have kids.
- 1:34:01Speaker 3: You can use them as excuse. I go there we go,
- 1:34:03Speaker 3: but don't sit there and look at me in the eyes.
- 1:34:05Speaker 8: Don't take me through the scenic route.
- 1:34:07Speaker 6: Yeah, did you look up these chicks online? And no,
- 1:34:09Speaker 6: I don't want to go out there. I still have
- 1:34:11Speaker 6: no idea what either one of them look like. Honestly
- 1:34:13Speaker 6: talking about we had pictures, No on these two.
- 1:34:18Speaker 3: No, what are you talking about?
- 1:34:20Speaker 11: We did have pictures, Yeah, like the one I'm thinking of.
- 1:34:22Speaker 11: Isn't one of these girls? Yeah, and likes you saw
- 1:34:25Speaker 11: him and we didn't get to see him.
- 1:34:26Speaker 9: Really, we had pictures of the the hopefuls. Yeah, oh
- 1:34:30Speaker 9: way back then.
- 1:34:32Speaker 3: I thought for sure we had a picture of what
- 1:34:34Speaker 3: mackenzie right.
- 1:34:35Speaker 6: Yeah, now thought for sure we did.
- 1:34:37Speaker 8: We didn't get to see it.
- 1:34:39Speaker 9: But that makes it more questionable that you quote kind
- 1:34:41Speaker 9: of forgot because we did have pictures and phone calls
- 1:34:44Speaker 9: and emails.
- 1:34:45Speaker 6: Well, like I said, other live stuff came up, and
- 1:34:48Speaker 6: I will gladly tell you guys what it is off
- 1:34:50Speaker 6: air if you guys really want to know. I was
- 1:34:52Speaker 6: gladly tell you guys.
- 1:34:53Speaker 7: Look, there's I guarantee he had two hours to dick
- 1:34:56Speaker 7: around with his legos, and I guarantee where did.
- 1:35:03Speaker 3: You just go with menace that you guys were like, uh,
- 1:35:06Speaker 3: we're in Vegas.
- 1:35:07Speaker 6: In Vegas, we went to like five events. He wasn't
- 1:35:10Speaker 6: he wasn't at home, like coordinating all the family.
- 1:35:14Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly. This is because it is, like you just said,
- 1:35:17Speaker 7: what he It's one of those things that people throw
- 1:35:18Speaker 7: out there and they don't think it could be questioned
- 1:35:20Speaker 7: because people, yes, it's just it's just a dodge for
- 1:35:22Speaker 7: I'm a lazy second craft.
- 1:35:24Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not saying that he.
- 1:35:27Speaker 6: Quote forgot, So let me ask them.
- 1:35:30Speaker 3: I think what we can boil down to the bottom line,
- 1:35:33Speaker 3: are you interested in this or are you not? No,
- 1:35:35Speaker 3: I genuinely am, because if you're not, we could say
- 1:35:37Speaker 3: forget it.
- 1:35:38Speaker 6: No, I would have wish I would have been two
- 1:35:41Speaker 6: months ago, gift. I'm not going to no offense. I'm
- 1:35:45Speaker 6: not going to.
- 1:35:48Speaker 1: Slashing out.
- 1:35:52Speaker 6: Diversion.
- 1:35:53Speaker 7: Diversion has a real excuse though he's actually dating his Yeah,
- 1:35:58Speaker 7: you're just.
- 1:36:00Speaker 13: Up about it very quickly and and like, hey, sorry, guys.
- 1:36:03Speaker 12: My question for you, Tyler is if you weren't sure
- 1:36:06Speaker 12: about the second girl, whether you're supposed to ask her
- 1:36:08Speaker 12: out or not, Like we see you every day, I honestly.
- 1:36:14Speaker 6: As said, look, I didn't think about it. I get
- 1:36:17Speaker 6: really busy.
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: No, stop stopping. I'm the focus.
- 1:36:21Speaker 3: I'm the focus of a major ongoing okay, storyline.
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: Happening on the show.
- 1:36:27Speaker 6: Said that sarcastically. No, I think he is pulling in
- 1:36:30Speaker 6: mentioning he is talking to an exer.
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: No, no, no, you know this number.
- 1:36:35Speaker 3: This could be number twenty six and twenty seven.
- 1:36:38Speaker 1: On your list.
- 1:36:41Speaker 6: And you're not interested in that since you mentioned the
- 1:36:44Speaker 6: X thing. So remember when Morgan tried unblocking and following
- 1:36:48Speaker 6: my ex live on air. Uh huh yeah, I guess
- 1:36:49Speaker 6: who hit me up about that? Yeah, she found the
- 1:36:52Speaker 6: one thing?
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: Are you now too?
- 1:36:54Speaker 6: Makes sense? That message is sitting in my Facebook inbox unopened.
- 1:36:58Speaker 3: I refuse to open. Taking a shot at Menji. But
- 1:37:01Speaker 3: he's well on the way to rekindling that. Okay, it's
- 1:37:06Speaker 3: more cheerful in the morning. All right, So you're going out.
- 1:37:08Speaker 3: You're going out this weekend, this Saturday. You gotta let
- 1:37:12Speaker 3: us know when you get together the plan. I mean,
- 1:37:14Speaker 3: I think we'd at least deserve. I'm paying for the date.
- 1:37:17Speaker 6: I'll tell you I will have a plan within the
- 1:37:19Speaker 6: next two days.
- 1:37:20Speaker 3: Okay, okay, better length than never, better length than never.
- 1:37:26Speaker 6: All right, there you go.
- 1:37:27Speaker 3: Well there's the update. Everybody can stop asking me what
- 1:37:28Speaker 3: the update is.
- 1:37:29Speaker 9: That's the update, and then you can arrange date number two.
- 1:37:34Speaker 6: I forget about it.
- 1:37:34Speaker 3: That is happening more. What show is next? Uh, someone's
- 1:37:40Speaker 3: on the hot seat. No, no, no, that's that's just
- 1:37:44Speaker 3: a full on confrontation to try to get an answer
- 1:37:48Speaker 3: on you know, are you going to go out these
- 1:37:49Speaker 3: chicks or not this next one? Something that has been
- 1:37:52Speaker 3: brought to my attention, and uh, somebody's on the Woody
- 1:37:56Speaker 3: Show hot seat.
- 1:38:00Speaker 2: To do I don't know what did I do?
- 1:38:03Speaker 8: The co cue the collective stomach ache.
- 1:38:05Speaker 3: Really all right, welcome back everybody. But all right, so
- 1:38:18Speaker 3: you know, things get brought to my attention on a
- 1:38:21Speaker 3: on a regular about different things, and every once in
- 1:38:26Speaker 3: a while when there is a a beef of some
- 1:38:29Speaker 3: kind or someone's doing something or whatever scandal scandal. Yeah,
- 1:38:34Speaker 3: it's everything from uh, you know, this person who works
- 1:38:38Speaker 3: on the show is not flushing the toilet in the restroom,
- 1:38:41Speaker 3: or yeah, this person was doing something that was annoying
- 1:38:46Speaker 3: the crap out of another person. Yeah yeah, And so
- 1:38:49Speaker 3: they get they get put on the Woodie Show hot
- 1:38:53Speaker 3: seat and we're gonna wait for Sammy, even though she
- 1:38:54Speaker 3: knew like ten minutes ago that this was coming.
- 1:38:56Speaker 6: Up, and we'll wait. We're putting on the double hot seat. Boy,
- 1:39:05Speaker 6: it's got you only have a ten minutes. I was
- 1:39:07Speaker 6: thinking it could be anything about me.
- 1:39:10Speaker 8: I'm such a good little boy, given out tamps to
- 1:39:14Speaker 8: the ladies.
- 1:39:16Speaker 6: I'm sweet.
- 1:39:17Speaker 9: I did get any thank you I told you I had.
- 1:39:21Speaker 6: I had two different.
- 1:39:22Speaker 7: Women who are These are older women who I'm cool with,
- 1:39:25Speaker 7: came up to me and like sarcastically thank me for it.
- 1:39:28Speaker 7: Like the young little like you know, assistant sales assistants
- 1:39:31Speaker 7: and board ops have not they're probably creeped out.
- 1:39:35Speaker 1: And the older ladies, how much how much time do
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: we need? Do you need another fifteen minutes? Like?
- 1:39:40Speaker 5: How much?
- 1:39:40Speaker 3: How much more time do you need?
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: I don't have it?
- 1:39:43Speaker 3: All right, yes you do, but we've done this a
- 1:39:45Speaker 3: thousand times. All right, we'll be back. So what do
- 1:39:47Speaker 3: you show?
- 1:39:48Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
- 1:39:53Speaker 6: Well, now we're ready to go. Okay, I'll spare you
- 1:39:56Speaker 6: all the set up.
- 1:39:57Speaker 3: If you're just tuning in thoes, well you show hot
- 1:39:58Speaker 3: seat things get brought to my attention. It doesn't always
- 1:40:02Speaker 3: have to be you know, might be for anybody. Anybody
- 1:40:05Speaker 3: could be on the hot seat if they come to
- 1:40:08Speaker 3: me and they go, hey, man, so and.
- 1:40:09Speaker 6: So whatever.
- 1:40:13Speaker 5: What else is?
- 1:40:14Speaker 6: I mean, whatever you know?
- 1:40:14Speaker 3: But yeah, so let's find out who is on the
- 1:40:18Speaker 3: Woody Show hot seat?
- 1:40:23Speaker 7: All right?
- 1:40:24Speaker 1: Well, Greg Gory, yes.
- 1:40:28Speaker 3: I know how much you worry about these times, these things,
- 1:40:31Speaker 3: and I think you'll be happy to know that it's
- 1:40:33Speaker 3: not Gina.
- 1:40:35Speaker 8: Thank God, God, I can stop sweating now.
- 1:40:43Speaker 1: Gina you are you are not on the Woody Show. Menace.
- 1:40:50Speaker 3: Neither of you, Gina and Menace.
- 1:40:57Speaker 5: Are in.
- 1:41:00Speaker 6: Here a right? All right? Yeah, Sea Bass, if you
- 1:41:06Speaker 6: like to no nominate somebody.
- 1:41:07Speaker 1: Who do you think is on the hot seat?
- 1:41:09Speaker 3: I think let's with your Tyler. I think it's Sammy.
- 1:41:15Speaker 3: You think Sammy is on the hot seat, Well, Sammy,
- 1:41:19Speaker 3: we will come back to you. I know, Greg Gory, what.
- 1:41:29Speaker 6: You are not.
- 1:41:32Speaker 1: On the Woody Show hot seat?
- 1:41:35Speaker 3: Not not today?
- 1:41:37Speaker 8: You get to live another day, Not today.
- 1:41:40Speaker 1: Sea Bass.
- 1:41:41Speaker 3: You are not on the Woody Show hot seat today,
- 1:41:48Speaker 3: you know?
- 1:41:49Speaker 10: All right?
- 1:41:50Speaker 3: Sammy, dumb ass Tyler Oregon, Sammy, Yes, you are not.
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: On the Woody Show.
- 1:42:12Speaker 3: And in the interested time, I'm just going to tell
- 1:42:14Speaker 3: everybody that it is Tyler who was on the wood shots.
- 1:42:19Speaker 6: He was full of crab double look.
- 1:42:23Speaker 3: Yeah what uh now, Tyler, do you have any idea
- 1:42:28Speaker 3: as to why you might be on the Woody Show
- 1:42:29Speaker 3: hot seat?
- 1:42:30Speaker 6: I have a general idea.
- 1:42:31Speaker 3: Yeah, you have a general idea. Now what what would
- 1:42:33Speaker 3: that be? Uh?
- 1:42:34Speaker 6: It's apartment stuff.
- 1:42:36Speaker 3: Apartment stuff meaning okay, so Tyler and Morgan they are roommates,
- 1:42:43Speaker 3: they're roomies. And how long this has this been going on?
- 1:42:46Speaker 1: Almost weeks?
- 1:42:48Speaker 2: What does that mean?
- 1:42:49Speaker 1: Two months? Six weeks.
- 1:42:52Speaker 9: And a half.
- 1:42:53Speaker 2: It's been almost two months?
- 1:42:54Speaker 6: Right?
- 1:42:55Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all right, So if if you remember, we
- 1:42:58Speaker 3: were we were talking about to Morgan's mom here visiting, yes,
- 1:43:02Speaker 3: and Tyler offered Morgan's mom his room, his bed, not
- 1:43:08Speaker 3: with him, but like you can have you can have
- 1:43:10Speaker 3: my bed. And Greg and I were like, because Morgan
- 1:43:13Speaker 3: thought that was very weird and the way she was
- 1:43:14Speaker 3: positioning it was it was creepy, creepy, and I thought
- 1:43:17Speaker 3: it was a front and we thought we thought that
- 1:43:20Speaker 3: was very nice. And then he asked a couple of
- 1:43:22Speaker 3: different times and I even I even still understood, you know, okay,
- 1:43:26Speaker 3: well right, it's what people do, right, Sure, you don't
- 1:43:29Speaker 3: want more food. Text here four a way says Morgan
- 1:43:31Speaker 3: is too self centered and full of herself. Her negative
- 1:43:34Speaker 3: bias against Tyler is causing her to translate every action
- 1:43:37Speaker 3: by Tyler into something negative or quote creepy. And no,
- 1:43:41Speaker 3: she's telling her mom this is which is causing the
- 1:43:44Speaker 3: same bias, and now siding with Morgan and giving the
- 1:43:47Speaker 3: illusion that they are in the right. Nothing wrong with
- 1:43:49Speaker 3: offering more than once to confirm since some people are
- 1:43:52Speaker 3: also not honest when they initially declined. Also, think about
- 1:43:56Speaker 3: what Tyler needs in this living situation. You're not the
- 1:43:58Speaker 3: only one with needs and preferences. Is that fair to say?
- 1:44:01Speaker 2: That's very fair to say.
- 1:44:02Speaker 3: Okay, now here's here's something that came to light that
- 1:44:08Speaker 3: I that I thought was interesting because Morgan uh was saying,
- 1:44:14Speaker 3: you know that he was being quote like you know,
- 1:44:16Speaker 3: creepy about the mom, but where she seemed to be
- 1:44:19Speaker 3: not her normal self. She's very forthcoming, Yeah, very short. Yeah,
- 1:44:25Speaker 3: and I talked to By the way, I did talk
- 1:44:26Speaker 3: to Morgan about this, obviously, this is how the hot
- 1:44:29Speaker 3: seat thing came about. She didn't say she wanted to
- 1:44:31Speaker 3: put an next on the hot seat, but we had
- 1:44:33Speaker 3: a conversation about this is not the first time. Morgan
- 1:44:36Speaker 3: knows what I'm about to.
- 1:44:37Speaker 2: Say, but I still feel like I'm on.
- 1:44:41Speaker 3: So Morgan told me Tyler that you had been buying
- 1:44:47Speaker 3: Morgan flowers and trying to kiss her.
- 1:44:51Speaker 2: So let it, let it marinate, Tyler, I'm sorry. I
- 1:45:00Speaker 2: tried to protect you for as long as like a time.
- 1:45:02Speaker 3: Okay, but wait, but wait, hold on, hold on, let's
- 1:45:06Speaker 3: hear from Tyler Firs. There's actually more to the story.
- 1:45:11Speaker 6: I want to I want to hear that.
- 1:45:11Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, So that is it true? Did you
- 1:45:13Speaker 3: buy did you buy Morgan flowers? And if you tried
- 1:45:16Speaker 3: to kiss her at one point? Yes, for the first
- 1:45:20Speaker 3: part and that first part, so for the flower part,
- 1:45:23Speaker 3: the second part. Just finish what you guys say and
- 1:45:28Speaker 3: I'll explain it.
- 1:45:29Speaker 6: Oh, so was this was it? The flowers were attended
- 1:45:31Speaker 6: as an apology for creeping out her mom.
- 1:45:33Speaker 3: No, this was a while ago with the flat.
- 1:45:36Speaker 1: What were the flowers for?
- 1:45:37Speaker 3: Then?
- 1:45:38Speaker 6: Uh? This was back in like January, before I moved in,
- 1:45:42Speaker 6: because before you moved in. Well, okay, I already know
- 1:45:45Speaker 6: that she told you this. Yeah, me and her made
- 1:45:46Speaker 6: out a couple of times before okay. I just didn't
- 1:45:54Speaker 6: know who was going to say it. So that's why
- 1:45:55Speaker 6: I'm like, hold on, let me wait, so.
- 1:45:58Speaker 1: Hold on, everybody, hold on, and this before all right,
- 1:46:12Speaker 1: so so let me.
- 1:46:15Speaker 2: Real quick before so let me kiss her, ladies.
- 1:46:20Speaker 3: So let me tell you how this unfolded, because this
- 1:46:22Speaker 3: is the part that I find really funny.
- 1:46:23Speaker 2: It was like, you guys are enjoying yourself.
- 1:46:27Speaker 1: Sounds like you.
- 1:46:27Speaker 3: Enjoyed yourself a bit. Wait wait, we'll get to that too.
- 1:46:31Speaker 3: All right, So this unfolds because you know, we're like, man, Morgan,
- 1:46:35Speaker 3: what's going on? She seemed very affected by the whole
- 1:46:38Speaker 3: thing about, you know, him offering her. Her mom's jealous.
- 1:46:45Speaker 3: Something is going on, and someone's like there's there's other
- 1:46:47Speaker 3: things going on here that that you're not aware of,
- 1:46:50Speaker 3: and I go, well, is everything okay? And that's when
- 1:46:53Speaker 3: I was told that Tyler was buying Morgan flowers and
- 1:46:58Speaker 3: trying to kiss her. And I'm like, man, God, it changes,
- 1:47:02Speaker 3: God damn it. So anyway, you know I'm in this.
- 1:47:05Speaker 3: I heard about this in the middle of the show, right,
- 1:47:08Speaker 3: so I had to get through the rest of the day,
- 1:47:10Speaker 3: and then after the show, I pulled Morgan aside, and
- 1:47:13Speaker 3: I go, hey, this living situation is everything okay? Like
- 1:47:17Speaker 3: do you need to figure something else out? In other words,
- 1:47:20Speaker 3: like how can we help? How can we help? And
- 1:47:23Speaker 3: I said, is this true? Like he got your flowers
- 1:47:25Speaker 3: and he tried to kiss you. And she goes, yeah,
- 1:47:28Speaker 3: but to be fair, I did make out with him once,
- 1:47:32Speaker 3: and I had the same reaction all you.
- 1:47:34Speaker 1: Guys just had before.
- 1:47:37Speaker 2: Yes, and then right before he moved in, we had
- 1:47:39Speaker 2: to talk like like we were very good at communicating,
- 1:47:42Speaker 2: like let's just be roommates. Let's see, well it did.
- 1:47:46Speaker 1: Happen, so this is this is I was like, what now, Tyler?
- 1:47:51Speaker 3: So you know what I said? As soon as she
- 1:47:53Speaker 3: said that, and she did. She she was very forthcoming.
- 1:47:55Speaker 3: She goes, we did make out once.
- 1:47:57Speaker 6: I go, you what I mean? It was more than once?
- 1:47:58Speaker 6: But yes, sure, all right anyway, Tyler.
- 1:48:07Speaker 3: So at that point, at that point, I said, look, Morgan,
- 1:48:12Speaker 3: the fact that he after that, the flowers and everything
- 1:48:14Speaker 3: were after that fact.
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: She said yes.
- 1:48:17Speaker 3: I said, look at that point, you you opened the door,
- 1:48:20Speaker 3: you fed astray.
- 1:48:21Speaker 2: But we talk before he moved in.
- 1:48:23Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, just be okay. But did the flowers
- 1:48:26Speaker 3: and the attempted further kissing. Did that happen well after?
- 1:48:30Speaker 2: Okay, so tempted kissing part. It's it was one of
- 1:48:33Speaker 2: these days. After a segment of like, let's get the
- 1:48:36Speaker 2: love connection, let's get Tyler date. We had a talk
- 1:48:38Speaker 2: after that, and I was like, hey, do your thing,
- 1:48:41Speaker 2: because I'm not like interesting. Sounds bad, but no, I'm not.
- 1:48:45Speaker 2: I'm focused on other things right now, right, so I
- 1:48:47Speaker 2: was like, you do that, go do your thing. We
- 1:48:49Speaker 2: had a great talk, agreed, and then Tyler, this replaces
- 1:48:53Speaker 2: in my mind all the time. I'm getting the dog,
- 1:48:55Speaker 2: I'm about to go out the door to walk the dog,
- 1:48:57Speaker 2: and you go come here. I'm like that, and you
- 1:48:59Speaker 2: go give me a kiss.
- 1:49:01Speaker 1: Okay, I did not.
- 1:49:04Speaker 10: I did not.
- 1:49:04Speaker 6: I did not say it like that. I did say
- 1:49:14Speaker 6: it was like, right after you finished, I'm not interested.
- 1:49:17Speaker 6: I did say the camere part come here?
- 1:49:20Speaker 3: Oh God, that gross to imagine that that.
- 1:49:27Speaker 2: Gross tries to kiss.
- 1:49:31Speaker 1: That is.
- 1:49:34Speaker 3: You guys are living together? Right?
- 1:49:35Speaker 1: Yes?
- 1:49:35Speaker 6: Okay, all right, Okay, let me finish. You said you
- 1:49:39Speaker 6: told her, let me finish.
- 1:49:43Speaker 5: Tyler.
- 1:49:44Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I tried for so long to not talk
- 1:49:46Speaker 2: about this, but I need there to be some backstory
- 1:49:48Speaker 2: on why I'm so nervous.
- 1:49:51Speaker 6: Let me clarify a couple of things. I remember saying
- 1:49:55Speaker 6: the camere part. I do not remember saying the other part.
- 1:50:00Speaker 2: I know you did, because right after I text my friend,
- 1:50:01Speaker 2: I said, I have never had a guy say come here,
- 1:50:03Speaker 2: let me kiss you.
- 1:50:04Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:50:06Speaker 2: Right now.
- 1:50:07Speaker 6: I mean you could show you the text. That's what
- 1:50:08Speaker 6: you remember, that's fine, but no, listen, I'm saying, if
- 1:50:13Speaker 6: that's what you remember, that's fine, and I'm not calling
- 1:50:16Speaker 6: you a liar, but I'm saying I don't remember.
- 1:50:19Speaker 11: But either way that was what that was what you
- 1:50:21Speaker 11: were implying, use like one finger to use his hand
- 1:50:24Speaker 11: like gesturing.
- 1:50:25Speaker 2: I actually don't remember the favorite I was halfway out
- 1:50:28Speaker 2: the door.
- 1:50:28Speaker 1: Did he give me?
- 1:50:29Speaker 13: And he was like, wait, wait, what else would you
- 1:50:31Speaker 13: be saying come here for?
- 1:50:32Speaker 10: So?
- 1:50:32Speaker 6: Tyler?
- 1:50:33Speaker 3: Well look again. And in Tyler's defense, I said to
- 1:50:37Speaker 3: Morgan too, I said, look, you made out with him.
- 1:50:40Speaker 3: Maybe he got the idea that you, you know, were
- 1:50:43Speaker 3: maybe interested in something more than that. You opened the
- 1:50:46Speaker 3: door to at least him shooting his shot, which is
- 1:50:48Speaker 3: what I chalked this up to, Like you made out
- 1:50:50Speaker 3: with him multiple times.
- 1:50:52Speaker 4: Apparently multiple times, multiple times.
- 1:50:55Speaker 2: That you're remembering. I don't remember more than one.
- 1:50:58Speaker 3: Okay, if we want to go, do you remember when
- 1:51:00Speaker 3: they all went out after like a like a work
- 1:51:03Speaker 3: meeting and like it was Tim Martinez and Martinez drawn
- 1:51:07Speaker 3: and they went and worked out afterwards.
- 1:51:09Speaker 6: Apparently that's when the makeout played the audio.
- 1:51:12Speaker 2: Well, that's when the whole like, that's when I first thought, like, oh,
- 1:51:15Speaker 2: I might be into him.
- 1:51:16Speaker 8: That was a drunken yes, just before after he puked
- 1:51:20Speaker 8: at the workout.
- 1:51:21Speaker 2: I'm the one that puked.
- 1:51:22Speaker 3: Oh, so there was a moment that you thought for
- 1:51:25Speaker 3: a second that you might be interested in entire Like,
- 1:51:27Speaker 3: it wasn't just like, oh, let's just make out because
- 1:51:28Speaker 3: we're drunk and even fun.
- 1:51:29Speaker 2: That was before he made out, and I'm like, oh,
- 1:51:30Speaker 2: I like his confidence. That's before I knew it was
- 1:51:32Speaker 2: ego and like and I mean, he's a nice guy.
- 1:51:36Speaker 2: He's a great guy. That's the thing dogging on him
- 1:51:38Speaker 2: because he's not a bad guy, right, it's just.
- 1:51:41Speaker 6: A little because none of us think that he's a
- 1:51:43Speaker 6: bad He's also average. He's not tall.
- 1:51:44Speaker 2: That's another thing that I realized afterwards. We usually sit
- 1:51:47Speaker 2: down at work and then once we stood up at home,
- 1:51:49Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you are much shorter than me. But
- 1:51:53Speaker 2: again that's just me being me, so to be fair, yes,
- 1:51:59Speaker 2: that to blame it all on team are getting us
- 1:52:00Speaker 2: drunk that night?
- 1:52:01Speaker 6: Okay?
- 1:52:02Speaker 3: So and that happened before you guys moved in together. Yes, okay,
- 1:52:04Speaker 3: so the making out, all the making out happened pre
- 1:52:08Speaker 3: roommate situation.
- 1:52:09Speaker 2: Yes right, Tyler, Yeah that's right.
- 1:52:11Speaker 6: Okay, tell us about the second mad I did you
- 1:52:13Speaker 6: agree on that?
- 1:52:14Speaker 3: But let's let's since we're talking about the making out.
- 1:52:16Speaker 3: You say he's a good kisser.
- 1:52:17Speaker 2: Yes, credit to Tyler.
- 1:52:19Speaker 3: What's insanely disgusting? I mean, I'm sorry more.
- 1:52:22Speaker 6: Than kissing, trust me.
- 1:52:24Speaker 2: I've tried to avoid this for so long, know, just
- 1:52:27Speaker 2: making out and then again just to give more. I'm sorry.
- 1:52:32Speaker 2: I don't want to expose him. But there's context to
- 1:52:34Speaker 2: every story argument, the chicken thing, there's more context to that.
- 1:52:38Speaker 4: So it's like, oh, yeah, that made so much sense.
- 1:52:40Speaker 2: But I've been very quiet about things because I.
- 1:52:42Speaker 6: Don't want to, like, you know, there's there's been a
- 1:52:46Speaker 6: couple of things that have been lost in translation. Yeah,
- 1:52:51Speaker 6: I do not know what words to say. Exactly, and
- 1:52:56Speaker 6: sometimes when I say something it comes out completely different.
- 1:53:00Speaker 3: For example, can give me.
- 1:53:04Speaker 8: A good walk with your dog, I'm legitmate, Like, what.
- 1:53:06Speaker 6: What do you mean? I mean like like menace? Can
- 1:53:09Speaker 6: back me off on this. My word choice is terrible, Okay,
- 1:53:12Speaker 6: pretty bad? Yeah, with certain things, and honestly kind of
- 1:53:17Speaker 6: same with the social cues. Sometimes is just really bad.
- 1:53:19Speaker 6: I'm really oblivious.
- 1:53:21Speaker 1: Homeschool kid.
- 1:53:22Speaker 6: Do not homeschool your kids, morals story, do not do that.
- 1:53:25Speaker 6: But so the flower thing I didn't get, Okay, the
- 1:53:32Speaker 6: second time I got flowers, they weren't for a second.
- 1:53:34Speaker 2: No, let me let me last week.
- 1:53:36Speaker 6: Let me explain. They weren't for her, they were for me.
- 1:53:40Speaker 6: If that's this is gonna sound really weird, it sounds
- 1:53:43Speaker 6: it's gonna sound thought yourself. Listen, listen, We're gonna sound
- 1:53:48Speaker 6: really weird. It's gonna sound ultra gay and whatever. But
- 1:53:53Speaker 6: remember how I literally just said that, I've been kind
- 1:53:56Speaker 6: of going through this stuff. I was in my own head,
- 1:53:57Speaker 6: you know, blah blah blah blah blah. I occasionally I
- 1:54:00Speaker 6: will buy myself flowers because they make me feel better
- 1:54:04Speaker 6: and because best your bald ass better shut that.
- 1:54:10Speaker 1: Yeah, anyways, flowers feel better, Greg, I support it.
- 1:54:22Speaker 9: I do the same thing.
- 1:54:31Speaker 2: It does look nice, Greg, thank you.
- 1:54:33Speaker 6: That's all hydrangeas.
- 1:54:35Speaker 4: In the morning.
- 1:54:36Speaker 3: Even if fans this, I want to believe I'm gay.
- 1:54:39Speaker 9: You guys are always saying Tyler's a liar. That sounds
- 1:54:41Speaker 9: like a lie. Like I bought them for myself.
- 1:54:44Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 1:54:44Speaker 9: That sounds like a lie.
- 1:54:45Speaker 3: It's double gay.
- 1:54:46Speaker 6: It's something I used to do when I lived on
- 1:54:48Speaker 6: my own because I, like I said, sometimes I just
- 1:54:51Speaker 6: go to a dark place in my head and something
- 1:54:53Speaker 6: as simple as that it keeps me from going there.
- 1:54:56Speaker 6: But that's also the same reason.
- 1:54:57Speaker 2: Why like I haven't seen what he hard a long time.
- 1:55:00Speaker 6: That's also the same reason why I'm really into like
- 1:55:03Speaker 6: the legos and like all the other stuff I do,
- 1:55:04Speaker 6: because it's just used as a distraction that keep me
- 1:55:06Speaker 6: from I don't want to start Morgan off. At least
- 1:55:08Speaker 6: you got that going for Get those lego flowers. That's
- 1:55:12Speaker 6: nice flowers.
- 1:55:16Speaker 2: Crying misunderstanding the flowers.
- 1:55:22Speaker 9: Have you ever heard a whiskey?
- 1:55:27Speaker 7: Okay, tylerself in the face or something, man man, thank
- 1:55:30Speaker 7: you for that, But also can you describe the second?
- 1:55:32Speaker 6: First off, damn, where did the first make up session
- 1:55:33Speaker 6: happen at the gym?
- 1:55:34Speaker 5: Or no?
- 1:55:35Speaker 7: No, no, no?
- 1:55:36Speaker 6: Where your house?
- 1:55:37Speaker 5: Where?
- 1:55:37Speaker 1: Did?
- 1:55:37Speaker 2: It had to have been my house, right, you know,
- 1:55:39Speaker 2: you know, after one of our events.
- 1:55:42Speaker 8: And what about the first flowers that were for MORGANA wait?
- 1:55:45Speaker 6: Yes, first question is the first time you made out?
- 1:55:49Speaker 1: Where was it?
- 1:55:50Speaker 6: Tyler? It was at her house?
- 1:55:52Speaker 3: At her house? You brought him back to your place?
- 1:55:54Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:55:55Speaker 2: Well, I think I think I didn't time. I might
- 1:55:57Speaker 2: be off, but it was after a big event we
- 1:55:59Speaker 2: were hanging with and then we finally did go on
- 1:56:01Speaker 2: and then hey, I'll take you home.
- 1:56:07Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:56:07Speaker 6: That third persons there, like, dude, are you going to leave? Alrighty?
- 1:56:09Speaker 7: So you can?
- 1:56:10Speaker 2: I like hanging out with three?
- 1:56:12Speaker 3: What what makes him such a good kiss her?
- 1:56:15Speaker 2: I guess I don't know.
- 1:56:16Speaker 6: How would does he hold your face?
- 1:56:18Speaker 1: You're the one?
- 1:56:18Speaker 2: Yeah, I face holding because that's a feminine thing.
- 1:56:21Speaker 6: So there was her tongue I'm assuming yes, but not
- 1:56:24Speaker 6: too wet?
- 1:56:25Speaker 5: Right?
- 1:56:26Speaker 3: No?
- 1:56:26Speaker 2: No, likes that, not slobbery, not like you know tongue.
- 1:56:31Speaker 6: Did he bite your neck?
- 1:56:32Speaker 10: No?
- 1:56:33Speaker 8: Did he whisper in your ear?
- 1:56:34Speaker 7: Your ear?
- 1:56:35Speaker 3: Left with your hands, dude, like sat on your hands.
- 1:56:42Speaker 6: Did you feel him up.
- 1:56:44Speaker 2: Did I feel him up?
- 1:56:44Speaker 3: No?
- 1:56:45Speaker 2: Did he feel you up?
- 1:56:46Speaker 10: No?
- 1:56:49Speaker 1: Tyler?
- 1:56:50Speaker 6: Second, when was the second makeoup? Tyler, I'm gonna pass out?
- 1:56:52Speaker 6: Actually me too. So the one after the big event,
- 1:56:57Speaker 6: I believe was the second one. The first one was no.
- 1:57:02Speaker 6: The first one was I had calm over and I
- 1:57:05Speaker 6: was starting to move stuff in. I think it was like, whoa,
- 1:57:11Speaker 6: you know what, Your conversation didn't work.
- 1:57:12Speaker 2: Because you took a few weeks to move stuff in slowly.
- 1:57:15Speaker 8: Yeah, so you do remember the second one?
- 1:57:17Speaker 2: Yes, Now it was a week day too, and that
- 1:57:19Speaker 2: was sober.
- 1:57:20Speaker 6: Okay, you guys are going to bang eventually, that's going
- 1:57:22Speaker 6: to happen.
- 1:57:22Speaker 2: That's I mean, no where in the like I said,
- 1:57:26Speaker 2: You've had this talk a while ago. I'm not interested
- 1:57:29Speaker 2: in dating anyone, like I just don't want to be.
- 1:57:32Speaker 3: Okay, So I guess I guess that's where like my
- 1:57:34Speaker 3: conversation with her left off is. She said that, yeah,
- 1:57:37Speaker 3: you had bought her flowers and you were trying to
- 1:57:38Speaker 3: kiss her. I go, whoa. Then she goes, to be fair,
- 1:57:41Speaker 3: we did make out. I go, all right, well you
- 1:57:44Speaker 3: open the door to them, but like, if that's something
- 1:57:46Speaker 3: you're not interested in we'll make it clear she's not
- 1:57:48Speaker 3: interested in dating, she's not interested in making out or
- 1:57:51Speaker 3: doing anything else, just then just being a roommate at
- 1:57:53Speaker 3: this point, like, do you understand an agree to that.
- 1:57:55Speaker 6: I've known that for like three or four weeks now,
- 1:57:59Speaker 6: three or.
- 1:57:59Speaker 3: Four weeks, say like, but now it's clear, it's all good.
- 1:58:01Speaker 6: You're not gonna like it was clear three or four
- 1:58:03Speaker 6: weeks ago.
- 1:58:04Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, put a card on the flowers, like to me,
- 1:58:06Speaker 3: from me, like to make it clear so she doesn't
- 1:58:09Speaker 3: think they're for her. Also, hey, you know what this is, like,
- 1:58:14Speaker 3: you know, you put a sock on the door kind
- 1:58:17Speaker 3: of thing. This is you'll know he's sad when he
- 1:58:19Speaker 3: brings because he brought flowers for himself.
- 1:58:21Speaker 1: And you be like, babe, what's your go to bouquet.
- 1:58:26Speaker 3: Bring?
- 1:58:28Speaker 6: Because the colors they mean something.
- 1:58:30Speaker 2: I'll take a picture and we'll send it to you.
- 1:58:32Speaker 2: And god, hey, I'm not complaining. Now that I know
- 1:58:36Speaker 2: allegedly the story, you.
- 1:58:38Speaker 3: Might as well put that signed down or take a break.
- 1:58:41Speaker 3: You will take a break when.
- 1:58:42Speaker 1: We are ready.
- 1:58:42Speaker 11: You said there's there's more now to the chicken story
- 1:58:45Speaker 11: because of this, was that like supposed to be a
- 1:58:47Speaker 11: romantic dinner.
- 1:58:48Speaker 3: This is the second member of the show that Tyler
- 1:58:50Speaker 3: has made out.
- 1:58:50Speaker 6: Well, my god, I forgot.
- 1:58:56Speaker 3: Rest in Peace our former member of the show.
- 1:58:58Speaker 2: Oh my god, are we like blood sister? Oh that's it?
- 1:59:04Speaker 6: Oh my god.
- 1:59:05Speaker 1: Yeah, so Tyler, he's the silent killer.
- 1:59:10Speaker 2: I am tired of dogging on Tyler. We had a
- 1:59:13Speaker 2: good talk. We're good. It's just apparently there was a
- 1:59:16Speaker 2: lot of misunderstanding. So I just wanted to give some
- 1:59:18Speaker 2: context on why I seem like a bitch sometimes.
- 1:59:20Speaker 9: I don't think you misunderstood. Hey, come here and give
- 1:59:23Speaker 9: me a kiss.
- 1:59:24Speaker 2: Well he doesn't remember it so well.
- 1:59:26Speaker 3: You remember the second makeout, which was apparently moving.
- 1:59:31Speaker 8: Was the dirty Chicken supposed to be a romantic dinner?
- 1:59:34Speaker 2: No, Tyler, you told me the day before. You were like,
- 1:59:37Speaker 2: I want to cook you dinner this week. I have
- 1:59:38Speaker 2: a chicken I want you to try.
- 1:59:40Speaker 6: Yeah, why it's called dirty because you said I told
- 1:59:45Speaker 6: you I needed you to try and taste something, because
- 1:59:48Speaker 6: trying for the time. Maybe, Okay, that is exactly what
- 1:59:53Speaker 6: I Maybe that is exactly what I told you.
- 1:59:56Speaker 2: You said I want to make you dinner because I
- 1:59:57Speaker 2: have text to my friends saying this guy.
- 1:59:59Speaker 6: He said wants to make me. I don't want to
- 2:00:01Speaker 6: make you dinner because okay, so maybe your side of
- 2:00:06Speaker 6: the story.
- 2:00:06Speaker 3: You know what you know what a mechanic. You know
- 2:00:09Speaker 3: when a mechanic will like, you know, have something set
- 2:00:11Speaker 3: so that the woman will have to bring the car
- 2:00:13Speaker 3: back so you can fix the guy. Okay, maybe he
- 2:00:16Speaker 3: was intentionally going to poison you with the chicken so
- 2:00:18Speaker 3: that he could then take.
- 2:00:19Speaker 8: Care of you like misery Stephen King.
- 2:00:21Speaker 3: Yeah, he was gonna make he was gonna make you
- 2:00:22Speaker 3: sick with his chicken, Like, oh what a nice guy.
- 2:00:24Speaker 1: He made me dinner.
- 2:00:25Speaker 3: But oh now it feels so good now he gets
- 2:00:27Speaker 3: to follow not to make dinner. But I also care
- 2:00:29Speaker 3: for you, and.
- 2:00:34Speaker 2: I was sick. He bought me like probably a ton
- 2:00:37Speaker 2: of money worth of medicine and tissues and stuff.
- 2:00:40Speaker 6: So I've just been misreading a damn lung.
- 2:00:43Speaker 2: Sorry, I misread all the signs that you're like, I
- 2:00:46Speaker 2: wake up to gifts like.
- 2:00:46Speaker 3: To me along with the US and the gator right
- 2:00:49Speaker 3: and everything where there are a box of rubbers in
- 2:00:51Speaker 3: that back large good question.
- 2:00:55Speaker 6: Now this now this unlock so many other things. Was
- 2:00:58Speaker 6: dumb ass Tyler ever of the Hickey?
- 2:01:00Speaker 2: I knew that was.
- 2:01:01Speaker 1: Gonna okay, all right, all right, I heard you guys,
- 2:01:13Speaker 1: that's the tea.
- 2:01:15Speaker 6: Oh my god.
- 2:01:16Speaker 8: We all need a break or something.
- 2:01:19Speaker 2: I could smoke a cigarette.
- 2:01:22Speaker 7: I talked about this before, Morgan. I was in yours
- 2:01:24Speaker 7: exact same situation.
- 2:01:25Speaker 6: I moved into a girl's house. We were just friends.
- 2:01:28Speaker 7: We and we kind of made out and then you
- 2:01:30Speaker 7: know what, you just around each other and it happens,
- 2:01:32Speaker 7: and I'm sorry, it will happen.
- 2:01:34Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's not We can make bets.
- 2:01:37Speaker 1: All right, we got take a break.
- 2:01:41Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 2:01:44Speaker 3: Sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.
- 2:01:49Speaker 1: I don't care about your feelings. Thank you, Greg Gorey.
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- 2:02:25Speaker 3: you could leave, I mean after hours voicemail. That number
- 2:02:28Speaker 3: is eight seven seven forty four woody. Yeah, Greg Gory
- 2:02:32Speaker 3: parting words of wisdom please.
- 2:02:33Speaker 9: Yeah, we are all trying to be kinder, nicer, more
- 2:02:37Speaker 9: gentle people, but it's baby steps so f.
- 2:02:40Speaker 3: You, sucker, I get it, Yeah I can't. Just like
- 2:02:47Speaker 3: I try to have more patience. Yeah, I try to
- 2:02:50Speaker 3: give more grace, but man, some of you mother make
- 2:02:52Speaker 3: it damn near impossible, you know, and.
- 2:02:55Speaker 6: Then then I'm out. I'm trying trying, but some of
- 2:02:58Speaker 6: you can do your part.
- 2:02:59Speaker 7: Two.
- 2:03:00Speaker 3: Stop being such douchebags. All right, thank you very much,
- 2:03:03Speaker 3: Greg Gory. We thank you so much for giving the
- 2:03:06Speaker 3: Woodies Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know,
- 2:03:08Speaker 3: we loved appreciate you for that. The rest of you
- 2:03:10Speaker 3: guys can suck it and we'll catch you back here
- 2:03:12Speaker 3: on Tuesday. Have yourself a great day. S M D.
- 2:03:15Speaker 3: Double am. I quit this bitch