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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - From WFP WildCards to the Combo of Potato Chips and Skittles! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Guess who's back in the saddle?
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdales.
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Cowboy, bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunch time!
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It's majestic.
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Wow.
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Never did I think those would be the
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words coming out of your mouth.
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That is majestic.
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That is absolutely majestic.
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This morning, my wife... Oh, go ahead.
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I like the new layout.
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Yeah, I added your name.
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You get top billing now.
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How about that?
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I did it yesterday,
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and then you no-showed me.
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Yeah, dude, sorry.
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I was in a horrendous amount of pain.
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I don't know anything about back pain.
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Yeah, I'm sure you don't.
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How many surgeries have we had?
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Twelve.
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Twelve, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Two years sleeping in a recliner.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So fun.
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So fun.
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Better today.
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Thank you, Amanda.
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I'm going back for some more treatment
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tomorrow.
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I was minding my own business yesterday.
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So actually, let me back up.
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I tweaked it in the warm ups for
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the snatch at Monster Games.
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Not this past Sunday,
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but the Sunday before last.
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strapped up, still took the floor,
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still snatched.
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Um,
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and was actually feeling better because I
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haven't done anything since I got back
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aside from ride my bike Sunday, uh,
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Monday, uh,
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Saturday morning and ride my bike again,
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Tuesday morning.
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Like I said,
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only two things that I've done, you know,
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aside from walk around and coach people.
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And then, uh,
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Yesterday, I was minding my own business.
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Every once in a while,
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I'll stand up on my desk and I'll
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do, you know,
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twenty air squats just to kind of move
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around a little bit.
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And it hit pretty hard.
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And like dropped me down almost to my
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knees for a little bit.
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I couldn't stand up all the way,
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which is a whole lot of fun.
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FYI, like so cool.
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And it finally kind of started to loosen
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up a little bit.
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And I was like, okay, cool.
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Not a big deal.
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And I went to the refrigerator and went
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to bend down to grab a bag of
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salad.
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Like it wasn't like a Stephanie pound
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dumbbell or anything like that.
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It was literally a bag of salad.
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salad and when i leaned over a little
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bit just to kind of do like this
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it hit again and this time it was
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way way worse um i was breathing heavy
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like you know trying to kind of like
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gut through it or whatnot called my life
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because i didn't know if i was gonna
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be able to actually get in my jeep
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to leave no it never happens doing
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something cool a hundred percent amanda a
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hundred percent yeah i can't it's not even
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a cool story it's like i was grabbing
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a bag of salad out of the refrigerator
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Yes.
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Good Lord.
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That would have been way better.
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Anyway,
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managed to get in my Jeep and drive
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myself to my primary care physician,
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a.k.a.
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Jeremy Catwa.
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And, yeah, we needled it,
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threw some lasers on it.
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So, fun fact, Ed,
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this is the first time this has happened.
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Like, I got two belts I never wear.
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I own a pair of knee sleeves now.
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Never did before.
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I was...
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I got a video of me snatching with
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them on,
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and I feel like an U-Eleven kid playing
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baseball with, like, all the things on.
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I got the guards and the mitts and
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all that other shit.
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It's never bothered me like this until
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here recently, so...
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Going back tomorrow,
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getting some more treatment,
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and I should be fine to get back
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on the saddle next week.
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Fraser Farms, lettuce is risky these days.
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What even lettuce?
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That's the best part about it.
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It was broccoli slaw.
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Sucks, dude.
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But thank you all for being concerned
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about my well-being.
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I sure do appreciate it.
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I am feeling much better today as
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evidenced by the fact that I am right
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here.
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Yeah,
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my major back injury that really put me
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down was lifting laundry.
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Yeah, it's the best, right?
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Yep.
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At least you had like a basket full
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of laundry.
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I'm talking about a gallon Ziploc bag with
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broccoli slaw in it.
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And I didn't even get,
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like I did this.
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Yep.
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That's it.
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when i did the laundry it was because
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i i turned to pick it up right
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instead of like like in the gym and
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you're gonna lift something you brace
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yourself you set for it you get your
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body prepared yeah and when we were young
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you could you you could twist and lift
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laundry now that that's playing with fire
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So it's what we train for, right?
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Right.
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Like, how many times Greg said it?
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Like,
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you don't want to be nine years old
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and get up off the toilet.
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Yeah.
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A hundred percent.
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Like, no, no, no.
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I'm not twisting.
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I'm going to get in front of it.
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Bend at the knees, lift with my legs.
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Like,
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I'm not doing any of that kind of...
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Dude, it sucks.
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I think Andrew... Oh,
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I never hurt my back doing something cool.
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It's always been mundane.
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Like,
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I laid down on my kid's bed with
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them and fell asleep for fifteen minutes.
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That...
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Yeah, trying to get up from that.
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Sometimes you're just like,
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I fell asleep wrong.
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My neck was wrong while I slept.
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Yeah, now I'm like this.
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I don't know why.
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It's terrible, dude.
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Andrew Sten,
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I think this may take the cake.
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I hurt my back feeding a cat once.
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That's what you get for having a cat.
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Yep.
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Sorry.
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Sorry, Steny boy.
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I love you to death,
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but that's what you get for having a
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cat.
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CrossFit is great for like straight ahead
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movement, even like backward movement.
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But the minute you put a twist or
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a pivot in there,
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we don't really train that.
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So Sten says it was his parents' cat,
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not his likely story.
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Way to back it up.
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That's exactly what somebody,
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an adult male with a cat would say.
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Nothing like a loose toilet seat to tweet.
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I don't want to know, Jay Birch.
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Nope.
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I do not need to know any more
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details.
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You can stop right there.
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I believe you about that.
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Yes.
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How can we do CrossFit and still be
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hurt by housework?
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I'll never know.
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I wouldn't even hurt by housework.
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Salad.
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Salad took me out.
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Ladies and gentlemen, eat meat.
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I don't know what else to tell you.
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I got taken out by cabbage and broccoli.
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Nothing ever happened when I ate a chicken
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wing.
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No.
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I've never been hurt by steak.
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Not once.
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In fact, chicken wings make me feel good.
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They're there for me in my time of
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need.
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Generally speaking, I have never,
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it's kind of like you've never seen a
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picture of somebody on a jet ski not
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smiling, right?
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You've also never seen anybody eating
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wings.
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It's like, this is so stupid.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Why would I eat these?
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I will tell you,
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I've been on a jet ski not smiling.
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Were you terrified?
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After I had a couple of the back
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surgeries,
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I just thought my back was okay to
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jet ski.
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To jet ski.
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Yeah.
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It let me know real damn quick that
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it was not prepared to jet ski.
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But I paid for the hour,
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so damn it,
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I'm getting my money's worth whether I'm
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in extreme pain or not.
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Yeah,
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I'm not bringing it back five minutes
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early, dog.
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You'll get it back at fifty nine,
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fifty nine.
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I'm going to coast in while the clock
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is ticking down.
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Five, four, three percent.
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Look.
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Hit it right there.
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At next year's games,
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Dave had better introduce some kind of
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lift and pivot movement.
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If you think that the – what was
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the one that we got all the bicep
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tears and the – The ring dips.
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The ring dips.
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You think that caused some injuries.
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All we got to do is, look,
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a lift, just laundry,
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just a bad – a lift and then
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turn and put it on a shelf.
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Guaranteed.
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Done.
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Everybody's back's thrown out.
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Meredith, that's more for the Masters,
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says Ed.
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Yeah, no,
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we're not doing it at the Masters games.
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The Safety Council should not let that
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happen.
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The CAC is not going to let that
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happen.
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I will say this.
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I say we're not doing it at the
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Masters games.
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Me and Benoit have had this rule forever.
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Like after they did the marathon row in
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twenty eighteen,
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how many people do you know rode a
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marathon after after seeing it like a lot,
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right?
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Yep.
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I am not one of those people.
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Me neither.
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One of my real good friends did.
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And like, it wasn't going to stop.
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Dwayne had a puddle of sweat underneath
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him.
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Looked like a lake.
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And his wife got there.
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Tina got there and was like,
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what are you doing?
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He's like, I need water.
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And just was not stopping.
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Me and Benoit have been talking about it
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for years.
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I'm not rolling a marathon unless I get
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to the games and everybody's rolling a
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marathon.
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Oh,
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we rolling it and I'm on the floor
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of the games.
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Cool.
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Done.
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i guess a normal proper human being would
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something out you say pirate ship yeah
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that's how i'm uh sending all these out
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Oh,
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I thought you meant like an actual pirate
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Ar no, matey.
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I will be delivering these shirts.
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So I have to say something.
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Oh, here we go.
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You know how I always do Lego to
13:02
kind of stress release?
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Yes.
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Right.
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And I...
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I have an F one fetish and Lego,
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right?
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Yeah.
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So I have my favorite team is the
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McLaren team.
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I have both of their racing helmets done
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in Lego and the big McLaren F one
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car.
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And they're hanging on my wall.
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I got home from San Jose.
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I went to unload my suitcase.
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I picked it up to,
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to chuck it on the bed,
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bumped the Lando Norris helmet.
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It fell from the wall and crashed on
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the floor.
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into tons of pieces yeah i'd imagine it's
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more than three now there are some of
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them stayed in chunks some of them are
13:53
individual pieces my lack of engineering
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brain could not figure out how to
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reassemble big pieces using the little
14:02
pieces as connectors to somehow get this
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all done you'd be fair that would be
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enormously tricky
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So that was not a stress release for
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me.
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I just want you to know that was
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very stressful for me.
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And two days ago,
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I took all the big chunks and ripped
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them down into single pieces.
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And I found the instructions on the
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internets.
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And I've begun the rebuild.
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But if you've ever done...
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There are failed videos on YouTube of
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people dropping major Lego constructions.
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Yeah, I can't...
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That is too hard for me.
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And so... If you get a Lego,
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they come in bags, the pieces.
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So you only have to work with a
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small number of pieces at a time.
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I now have buckets...
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of different sized pieces and it is taking
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me forever to find the piece i need
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yeah because this is going to be a
15:04
very lengthy rebuild process good night um
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daniel arnson i wonder if my shirt will
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be waiting for me today i never checked
15:20
the mail yours is out it went out
15:24
sunday night i'm trying to remember where
15:26
you live i think michigan correct it
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should be there i think michigan i've been
15:33
so no i said this before we have
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uh
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We don't have a mailbox in front of
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the house.
15:39
We got like the big bank of mailboxes
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because we live in this pre-planned
15:43
suburban hell neighborhood.
15:44
Anyway,
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so we don't check our mail any sort
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of regularly whatsoever.
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The only time I really go check is
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if I know something's coming.
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So I knew this was coming.
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And then I'm waiting also like been
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checking for Shanna's,
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the shirt from Shanna.
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And like y'all sent them at the same
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time, but I think Shanna's further up.
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She's in Oregon.
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She's way, way up there.
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Maybe tomorrow.
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I wonder if you took pics and put
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it into the AIs,
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whether it would figure out how to put
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it back together.
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I know there are apps that do that,
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Lito,
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and I probably should have done that.
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I just...
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I'm looking at it as a challenge at
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this point.
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You know how like you start Murph and
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you just have to finish it now.
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Like that's how my mentality is for this.
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I love what Dan Church says.
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I have Lego love, but a duplo budget.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It is way, way expensive.
16:42
Um,
16:45
was something else i'm um binge hours of
16:48
series and build thousand piece legos once
16:50
again where do you find the time i
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want to tell you this ken walters don't
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dog me i don't even i don't even
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turn my tv on until about eight o'clock
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at night i have a laptop that sits
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beside me while i'm working that has stuff
17:05
running on it and then from the end
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of work until eight o'clock i do nothing
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but like workout yard work
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all of that stuff.
17:18
So get off my get off my back.
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Literally get off my back.
17:27
Sometimes my heart feels like a dropped
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Lego project.
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Yeah.
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And and this to Ken Walters series now
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only last like eight episodes or ten
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episodes.
17:39
It ain't like back in our day when
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you had to watch twenty four episodes a
17:42
season.
17:44
edit yeah like some of them are six
17:48
episodes the madison six episodes like
17:51
that doesn't take long to get through if
17:54
you can get through it i fell asleep
17:56
twice trying to watch that yeah at the
17:57
beginning is so damn slow
18:01
Mr. Dan Church,
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I missed the back injury talk,
18:04
but he called the muscle bites full name
18:06
or just say QL.
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I didn't say either, Dan.
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So Dan was helping me figure out what
18:13
I did after I strained my back because
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Dan's a freaking genius.
18:16
And he told me, first of all,
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he just had me say,
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it sounds like QL.
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And I was like,
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I'm going to use you to speak English
18:22
because I have no idea what a QL
18:23
is.
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and then he actually sent me what the
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name of it is and it's like quadratus
18:28
lumborum or something like that and i said
18:30
that sounds like some harry potter shit to
18:35
which he replied he's like well you're not
18:39
wrong because it helps you leviosa stuff
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up off the ground and i was like
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okay fair i was right how about that
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yeah dan he did not call by its
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name he went oh my back yeah basically
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Oh, but yeah, no, it's just, uh,
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Jeremy said just from, you know,
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everything I told him and in him just
18:57
kind of poking and prodding and whatnot
18:58
yesterday,
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it's just a bad strain to where he
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literally said, man, I'll fix this today,
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but we gonna,
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we gonna get it started today.
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And I was like, okay, perfect.
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My back is broken.
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It's spinal.
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Do what Michael?
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It's spinal.
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Spinal.
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um yeah i don't even know there was
19:25
a little bit a little bit of crossfit
19:26
news it's a really light week so it's
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great for an off the rail show before
19:33
we get on the rails though i shared
19:35
this with the crew before we got went
19:37
live i was stumbling through youtube and i
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found chill and relax with lincoln park
19:45
which i never thought those words would go
19:47
together in my life
19:51
Never.
19:52
And then I played it,
19:54
and it is god-awful.
19:55
Yeah, it's bad.
19:57
It is like a Muzak version of Linkin
19:59
Park.
20:01
Who thought that was a good idea?
20:03
Nobody asked for that.
20:05
If I were easy-listening Yacht Rock,
20:08
I'll listen to Yacht Rock.
20:10
Here's the thing.
20:11
It's not even Yacht Rock because it's all
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instrumental.
20:14
Oh, yeah.
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It's worse than Yacht Rock.
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It's not like they're going, I can't feel.
20:23
It's literally like Muzak version.
20:26
It sounds like if you were playing Linkin
20:27
Park instrumentals in a grocery store.
20:33
Yes.
20:35
And it was like the grocery store version
20:37
of it.
20:37
It's terrible.
20:38
It's absolutely terrible.
20:39
Vicky,
20:39
put the link in the chat if someone
20:42
really wants to hear it.
20:43
Yeah.
20:44
It's got an AI.
20:46
I want to see your algorithm, Scott.
20:48
It is I take it as a daily
20:50
challenge to just totally jack up my
20:53
algorithm.
20:55
I can do whoever's in charge of my
20:57
algorithm is probably confused on a daily
20:59
basis from the round of random shit that
21:01
I look up.
21:03
No assistant to the regional manager,
21:06
Joseph.
21:07
That he's an he's an ass man.
21:13
Don't ruin Linkin Park for me.
21:14
Yeah, for real.
21:17
Don't ruin Linkin Park.
21:18
Yeah.
21:19
It's so bad, Ed.
21:20
So bad.
21:24
Yesterday,
21:25
the WFP announced the wildcard invites to
21:28
their tour stop too.
21:30
Did they?
21:30
Which I'm still hoping to get to.
21:32
I did put in media credentials.
21:36
Jamie put in media credentials.
21:38
We have not heard back because Carolyn is
21:41
competing.
21:41
Okay.
21:44
um they announced the wild cards vicky has
21:48
it somewhere she's trying to pull it up
21:50
um most of them make sense to me
21:53
okay um a couple do not um here
21:59
we go that's why they're so here the
22:01
wild card invites and if you could scroll
22:07
through there vicky
22:08
Is that Saxon or Spencer?
22:10
So that is Jeannie Chevre.
22:13
Jeannie Chevre.
22:14
Jeannie Chevre.
22:14
Yep.
22:15
Makes sense.
22:16
Sarah Sigmund's daughter came in dead last
22:19
at tour stop one.
22:22
Tour stop one.
22:23
I am one of the biggest Sarah fans
22:27
ever.
22:28
She's a fantastic human being.
22:30
It's over.
22:32
It's just sad.
22:34
I don't want to see this Sarah out
22:36
on the floor.
22:39
Here's the thing.
22:42
It's name recognition.
22:45
I get that, but I,
22:46
as a fan of her,
22:48
just want her to stop.
22:49
We've been talking legacy for a week.
22:52
It's ruining her legacy.
22:55
She's, what, twelve years in now?
22:58
When she first showed?
22:59
Twenty-fourteen?
22:59
Twenty-fifteen?
23:00
Twenty-six?
23:02
No.
23:03
Twenty-fifteen is when she first podiumed.
23:06
Yeah, but I mean,
23:06
she's just competing in general, you know,
23:08
games athlete type stuff.
23:11
Either way, it's been a long time.
23:13
She spent a really big portion of that
23:17
injured and on the comeback trail and on
23:20
the new coach trail and on the...
23:25
I just,
23:25
I don't want to see it anymore.
23:28
I understand why you would invite her.
23:30
She is super popular.
23:31
She has more followers than most of the
23:32
field.
23:33
I get all that I don't want to
23:35
see her take another last place.
23:38
Yeah,
23:39
that I have so many good memories of
23:40
watching her.
23:42
That is just not what I want to
23:44
see.
23:45
I felt so bad for her when the
23:48
one event she did good echo sprint,
23:50
she went the wrong way to finish line.
23:52
And she never got back that time.
23:55
She made a lot of mental errors on
23:56
the floor.
23:58
But she took she podium twice at the
24:00
games.
24:02
And we're forgetting that version of Sarah
24:05
because of all of these attempts at this
24:08
point in her life.
24:09
She has no cartilage left in her knee.
24:12
None.
24:14
I'm not even sure she has ligaments left.
24:18
There's a long run at this event.
24:22
She's going to get destroyed in that.
24:29
I just don't.
24:31
i've never been i've always understood it
24:33
but it's getting to a point where i
24:35
just i don't want to see michael jordan
24:37
as a washington wizard right we talked
24:40
about this earlier right i just don't i
24:44
don't want to see i don't want to
24:47
see jump shot michael i wanted to see
24:49
the high-flying aerial defensive tyrant
24:55
michael jordan not jump shot michael
25:00
Having said that,
25:03
I'm super curious as to how this is
25:04
going to go.
25:08
Because whether I want to see it or
25:09
not, they have my attention now.
25:13
Right?
25:14
Whether I want to see her go out,
25:15
because nobody wants to see her fail.
25:16
I don't want to see any of them
25:17
fail, if I'm being completely honest,
25:19
right?
25:20
Because I know what that feels like,
25:21
especially being on the floor.
25:22
Yeah, I don't want to see her fail,
25:23
and that's the point.
25:26
But I want to...
25:29
And she clearly said, sure,
25:32
and is out there doing it, right?
25:33
So I want to see what's going to
25:37
happen.
25:43
Can you pull up the Mike comment and
25:46
the Dan comment?
25:49
We'll go Mike first.
25:53
Not going to lie,
25:54
would love to see her perform again.
25:55
She may need it just for mental happiness.
25:57
But how much mental happiness is another
26:00
last place finish going to give you?
26:04
And then Dan Church says,
26:05
do people who got into the sport in
26:07
the last five years even know why Sarah
26:10
is a choice?
26:12
She hasn't really been relevant for a long
26:14
time.
26:15
I think relevance is a tough word because
26:18
I think she is relevant just because of
26:20
the number of followers she has and the
26:22
amount of traction she has on socials.
26:26
Yeah.
26:27
But she has not been competitive in five
26:31
years.
26:35
Ivera says,
26:36
who puts more fans in the seats at
26:37
this point,
26:38
Sarah or the like of Trista Smith?
26:40
Well, according to you yesterday,
26:42
we already have all the fans we're ever
26:43
going to get.
26:45
And we aren't going to get any more.
26:49
Right?
26:49
That's what you said yesterday, Aver.
26:52
So we're out of fans?
26:53
That we hit our limit?
26:54
Well,
26:54
we shouldn't try new ways to get fans
26:56
because we already have what we have.
26:57
Got it.
27:02
Sorry, I'm being snarky today.
27:04
No, that's all right.
27:05
My Lego exploded on the floor.
27:08
My Lego blew up on me.
27:11
I bit my Wookie.
27:12
Yeah.
27:12
Uh, Ed,
27:13
we want to remember a prime and I
27:15
missed.
27:15
Hmm.
27:18
Yeah.
27:19
Uh, Corey's back is a Lego project.
27:20
Apparently I'm back is way better than it
27:24
was yesterday and we'll be better again
27:26
after tomorrow.
27:26
So I'm good.
27:29
Uh,
27:29
we want to remember a prime and it
27:30
hurts to see her decline so much.
27:32
That's, that is the point.
27:36
Um,
27:38
So there it is.
27:39
Now we have Paige Rogers,
27:41
which was corrected yesterday.
27:42
It said Paige Powers.
27:45
I think that this is an excellent choice.
27:48
We have Saxon Pancheck and we have Spencer
27:52
Pancheck.
27:53
Okay.
27:56
Did they just use two different pictures
27:57
of one of them?
28:00
I believe that they are correct.
28:01
The pictures are correct.
28:04
I just think that would be hilarious
28:05
because, like,
28:06
they both basically have the same haircut,
28:07
right?
28:08
Like, it's not... It's so... Because,
28:12
like, I actually know them in person.
28:14
So, like, to me,
28:15
it's not really hard to tell them apart.
28:17
But I know if you don't see them
28:19
that often, it could be pretty hard.
28:26
Yeah.
28:26
And, Avera, I'm sorry for giving you shit.
28:28
I didn't mean to, like,
28:29
go off like that.
28:39
uh scott you know this is taken out
28:41
of context and not an accurate statement
28:44
uh but all good i can handle the
28:46
weight of your comment i like the debate
28:48
dude i like the debate yeah but i'm
28:52
i'm gonna stick to my guns with what
28:54
i said yesterday uh if you don't have
28:58
at least one pan check are you even
29:00
a legit comp that's a great point here's
29:03
the thing you have plenty to choose from
29:05
now
29:07
Right?
29:08
Scott, Saxon, Spencer, Christian, like,
29:12
I mean, pick a thing, dude.
29:14
Like, you want a pan check?
29:15
We got a pan check.
29:15
How many pan checks do you need?
29:16
Yeah.
29:18
Wayne makes a good point.
29:19
So Will says it's okay for Saxon to
29:21
compete now?
29:25
I think that.
29:27
Damn.
29:29
That is a strong statement, Wayne.
29:32
Damn.
29:33
Shots fired.
29:35
Holy smokes.
29:38
I'm going to leave that one alone.
29:40
Vera makes a good point.
29:41
It's very hard for him to debate with
29:43
me with a ninety character limit.
29:46
That's fair.
29:47
That's fair.
29:50
That's one hundred percent fair.
29:54
Here's a pan check.
29:54
There's a pan check everywhere.
29:55
A pan check.
29:56
You get a pan check.
29:57
You get a pan check.
29:58
You get a pan check.
29:59
Everybody gets a pan check.
30:01
Everybody will reach under their seats.
30:03
You have a pan check right there under
30:05
your seat.
30:11
The coolest fact of the Pancheck family is
30:18
Saxon Pancheck is a twin.
30:21
His wife is a twin, Taylor,
30:25
and they had twins.
30:26
Yeah.
30:29
To me, that still is mind-boggling.
30:35
Why wouldn't they?
30:36
Corey,
30:36
you are not the assistant to the regional
30:39
manager, but it's a nice try.
30:44
It just came up on one of my
30:45
things.
30:45
I love the office.
30:49
The Pancheck sponsored by Harpo
30:50
Productions, another Oprah reference.
30:55
I just checked.
30:56
Joseph Ramirez just checked and no
30:57
Pancheck under his chair.
30:59
Well,
30:59
that's because Joseph Ramirez is in a
31:00
kiddie chair and we couldn't fit them
31:02
under.
31:02
I was about to say, yeah,
31:03
there's no Pancheck that could fit
31:04
actually under your chair, dude.
31:06
My bad.
31:09
Joseph did a workout either this morning.
31:12
I think it was this morning.
31:14
And it was supposed to be erg bike
31:18
and deadlifts,
31:20
and he didn't have a bike erg,
31:22
so he had to use an echo bike.
31:25
That is not an equivalent.
31:27
No, I don't have a biker either.
31:30
And Brandon programs it at least once a
31:32
week, sometimes more than that.
31:34
And until I can get one,
31:37
I've been just substituting it and like,
31:39
you know,
31:39
making the appropriate calories for it.
31:41
But it is not the same, dude.
31:44
Not even close.
31:46
Not at all.
31:49
Meg says, oh, we had them,
31:50
but the ladies had them in class.
31:53
The ladies.
31:54
So why didn't Joseph have one?
31:58
the ladies have one in class i'm just
31:59
saying hey i'll i'll deal with short jokes
32:04
we're not going gender man and i'm just
32:07
gonna do the construct scott anyway twenty
32:10
five and fifteen nine echo bike cows and
32:12
deadlifts
32:14
uh the edii thing ed ai ed ai
32:19
comment twins run into blood scott i have
32:21
twins less than four percent i would it
32:23
would happen in my family now if they
32:26
have kids it jumps to twenty six percent
32:29
jeez so i know a set of twins
32:33
that one of them had twins
32:40
Usually it skips a generation is the wives
32:43
tale.
32:43
I don't know if that's true.
32:44
I don't know.
32:53
uh uh meg said she modified it for
32:56
the other guy in the class he just
32:58
didn't do the mod because joseph is
33:02
pig-headed ouch i'm just gonna do it as
33:05
it's written ouch let me tell you
33:08
something dude because that's a sprint
33:11
right on an echo bike yeah and in
33:14
deadlift that is disgusting
33:18
That is absolutely disgusting.
33:20
Your heart rate is going to be somewhere
33:21
around three hundred and seventy five
33:22
beats a minute.
33:24
By the time you get to the fifteen
33:25
and you get to fifteen calories,
33:27
you'd be like, I'm going to go hard.
33:29
And you look down,
33:29
you're biking at like forty two RPM.
33:31
Like, oh, I'm just going to go.
33:33
Apparently, I'm just fine.
33:37
This is I love this coach speak.
33:39
It was gross watching it.
33:41
Oh, was it, Meg?
33:43
It was gross watching it.
33:45
Well, thank you for that.
33:47
Let me tell you something.
33:49
And you know, you've coached before.
33:50
You've been a coach.
33:52
Oh, I know.
33:53
It's some of the most fun thing ever.
33:55
I'm like,
33:56
this is what y'all need to do.
33:58
If I was doing that today,
33:59
and I'm not because I'm coaching.
34:03
If I was doing that,
34:04
this is what I would do.
34:06
Now, you're free to do however you like.
34:09
But of course,
34:10
Meg takes it a step further and goes,
34:12
and it is completely awful.
34:14
You are going to hate every moment of
34:15
this.
34:16
It's going to be gross.
34:17
Yeah.
34:21
My playlist of fire, dude.
34:24
My six AM ladies on Wednesday mornings or
34:27
now fixing to be Wednesday and Friday
34:28
mornings.
34:30
Love my playlist because like I'm sitting
34:32
there and just this morning I was,
34:35
what was it?
34:37
Not ride with me.
34:38
Some Nelly song.
34:39
I don't remember,
34:40
but I was just like rapping along with
34:41
Nelly and they're giggling.
34:43
What are you doing?
34:44
Box jumps.
34:45
It was fantastic.
34:46
i just say nelly is far underrated as
34:52
he's on almost every playlist i have from
34:55
that era of music absolutely absolutely um
35:03
All right.
35:04
So the other thing that was announced
35:06
yesterday is what a Palooza announced the
35:08
first team to confirm that they're
35:11
participating in the water Palooza,
35:12
SoCal camps versus camps versus camps.
35:16
And it is brute shock.
35:19
Imagine my surprise.
35:21
I believe Dylan said this on the glint
35:23
and things podcast two nights ago,
35:26
and then they released it on Instagram
35:27
yesterday.
35:28
Mr. Malitzky.
35:29
Oh, so he did.
35:30
So it's exclusive announcement to the
35:33
Glintons.
35:33
And then we didn't win a lot.
35:35
I love that.
35:35
That's awesome for Gary now.
35:37
Yes.
35:38
Leo, to the surprise of absolutely no one.
35:42
Yeah.
35:42
Shocker.
35:43
You mean the team,
35:44
the camp that had the majority of the
35:46
podium at the games is going to have
35:48
a team.
35:48
And wow,
35:49
I find that so hard to believe.
35:52
I met Mike Tyson and Michael Buffer and
35:55
a couple other dudes,
35:56
but those are my faves.
35:57
That's it.
35:58
Clydesdale.
35:59
Nelly.
36:01
Oh.
36:03
Yeah.
36:05
Sorry.
36:06
Didn't have the tune.
36:08
Yeah.
36:12
It's fine.
36:14
Should we just go ahead and announce the
36:15
second team that's going to be there and
36:17
just call it mayhem?
36:19
I think two will be proven.
36:21
I hope I'm included in the heavier,
36:23
harder, and longer team.
36:27
It'll be proven next, Mayhem,
36:31
and then they're going to do the
36:33
unaffiliated.
36:37
Who is on the Brute team?
36:39
HWP doesn't have enough people.
36:43
Alex Gazan and Eric Cofullo.
36:50
I'm just a two-woman team.
36:51
I mean, they could make some noise.
36:56
I think they're going to make an
36:57
unaffiliated team, John George.
36:59
That's my prediction.
37:00
I don't have any inside knowledge.
37:04
I don't have any outside knowledge either.
37:06
Yeah.
37:07
What about the comp train team?
37:08
They announced that yet?
37:13
Comp train didn't turn in their paperwork
37:15
in time.
37:19
Oh, look,
37:19
me and Lito on the same page.
37:24
Yeah, Ortega, a hundred percent.
37:28
Um,
37:29
who's going to be on the brew team
37:31
was asked.
37:32
Um, well, I,
37:33
Amy Kringle's coach said that she is not
37:35
participating.
37:37
Yeah.
37:37
Because she has WFP rogue and there
37:41
there's a holiday planned in there too.
37:43
Yeah.
37:44
So I, that would leave James Dallin,
37:50
Jason, you have Maddie sturt.
37:59
Olivia.
38:01
Kyra.
38:03
Just spitballing.
38:06
Who knows?
38:07
Tia is back to working out.
38:10
Saw that.
38:15
So there you have that on the proven
38:18
side.
38:19
Did I mix proven and brute?
38:21
You did.
38:21
It's fine.
38:22
We know what you mean.
38:22
Because my mind went ahead and skipped
38:25
over the women of brute.
38:29
You went straight to Kyra.
38:30
Yeah.
38:32
Emma would be there for Brute.
38:34
Yeah.
38:36
Emma.
38:37
We knew what you meant.
38:38
It's fine.
38:38
Yeah.
38:42
Anyway,
38:44
did I mention my Lego fell off the
38:46
wall and crashed?
38:49
You hadn't.
38:50
Have you read any good books lately?
38:52
I have not read.
38:54
How's work?
38:58
We're talking about things that we haven't
38:59
mentioned.
39:01
Yeah.
39:03
Anyway, it should be fun.
39:06
We'll see what happens with all that.
39:08
Oh, yes, Jason, the outlaw way.
39:10
The outlaw way, yeah.
39:15
If you look at the comments section on
39:17
the initial post of the four,
39:19
that there were going to be four teams,
39:22
the sarcastic comments people were making
39:25
were hilarious.
39:26
Oh, I'll bet.
39:28
Yeah.
39:33
Didn't gladiators have like teams?
39:37
Like the American gladiators or like the
39:39
old time Roman gladiators?
39:42
Let's go with both.
39:51
Did you see the clip of Matt saying
39:52
he was a backup to the HWPO team?
39:56
matt was saying i mean yeah kind of
40:00
i guess and freaking uh what's his name
40:04
was like oh yeah no he's a backup
40:09
uh so anyway um what else do we
40:17
want to talk about yes jake morcone um
40:21
landman
40:24
Yesterday, I said had started filming,
40:26
would finish filming, and I was wrong.
40:28
And I think it was Mark Phillips that
40:30
I said he was wrong,
40:32
and I was wrong.
40:33
And they have not started filming yet
40:35
because Taylor Sheridan,
40:37
as Mark said yesterday,
40:38
had not finished writing the script for
40:40
Landman season three.
40:42
To be fair,
40:42
Taylor Sheridan is probably writing
40:44
seventeen scripts at a time right now.
40:47
Yeah,
40:47
so I wanted to apologize to Mark Phillips.
40:53
It wasn't Mark Phillips.
40:55
Okay,
40:55
I'm apologizing to whoever said that
40:57
yesterday.
40:57
You know what, Mark?
40:58
He's still sorry, even if it wasn't you.
41:05
It's fine.
41:06
First episode of Ted Last was good.
41:07
I didn't even... It came out yesterday,
41:10
right?
41:11
Yesterday, I think.
41:13
Yeah, I've not watched it yet.
41:17
We had a sick kid in Montana yesterday,
41:19
and she was FaceTiming all night last
41:21
night.
41:22
Oh, baby.
41:24
And so I didn't watch any shows last
41:27
night.
41:27
Ken Walters.
41:29
What did we watch?
41:30
We watched the documentary about Mariah
41:34
Wilson.
41:36
Mariah.
41:37
Gravel bike.
41:38
She is a gravel bike racer.
41:41
Got murdered in Austin.
41:45
Oh, sounds fun.
41:47
You know,
41:48
if I had a dollar for every murder
41:49
documentary I've seen just in the past
41:51
month,
41:52
not even like all time since me and
41:54
Jennifer have been really have been
41:55
married.
41:57
It's absolutely insane.
42:00
Oh, no,
42:00
we watched a talk to love story, Megan.
42:03
It's it's bad.
42:05
It's real bad.
42:08
The other thing I wanted to bring up,
42:11
because I don't want to piss Ken Walters
42:13
off anymore.
42:15
Oh, I do.
42:17
Not really.
42:17
I love Ken.
42:19
Is that Garrett Glinton and I have decided
42:23
to do a yay sports podcast.
42:27
Talking about sports that are not
42:29
CrossFit.
42:30
Correct.
42:31
Actual sports.
42:33
And we're just doing it for fun.
42:35
and we're going to talk about all other
42:38
stuff going on in the sports world other
42:40
than crossfit just to kind of like flush
42:44
out the brain all that yay sports yes
42:50
yay sports um collie will not be a
42:53
part of that show no no no no
42:56
not even a little bit
42:59
So it's going to start next week.
43:02
We don't really know a schedule because of
43:05
Garrett's work schedule is unpredictable.
43:09
And we will talk about all sports.
43:15
And I think like her favorite sports and
43:17
my favorite sports are different.
43:18
So we've around different things.
43:23
I just like how she said,
43:24
so like the WNBA.
43:25
Scott was like, sure, why not?
43:35
When are we going to talk about the
43:37
awesome rendition of the National Anthem
43:38
at the first women's pro baseball game?
43:41
I would have to look that up, sir.
43:42
Sorry.
43:43
Oh, don't.
43:44
Please don't.
43:45
Vicky, stop.
43:46
Don't even.
43:47
Don't do it.
43:49
Bruh.
43:51
Speaking of the Glintons,
43:51
they got some heavy hitters this week.
43:53
I did see they had the last American
43:56
champion of the CrossFit Games,
43:59
Kristen Clever, on this week.
44:03
Can't wait.
44:08
Please talk to her producer.
44:13
I talked to Garrett last night,
44:14
personally.
44:15
I jumped over the producer and went right
44:18
to the star.
44:20
Right to that number one, baby.
44:22
Yeah, I went to the talent,
44:25
not to the producer.
44:27
Yeah.
44:28
Kyle's in CrossFit says,
44:29
you thought the Lincoln Park thing was
44:30
bad?
44:32
Trust me, dude.
44:35
Here's the thing.
44:35
It's the inaugural game of the Women's
44:38
Professional Baseball League, right?
44:40
So it's kind of a big deal.
44:42
And they just assumed I could have went
44:44
and found somebody at one of the
44:47
businesses in this business park
44:49
at random and be like, hey,
44:50
you know the national anthem?
44:51
And he'd be like, yeah.
44:52
I was like, cool,
44:52
I need you to come sing it.
44:54
And probably did a better job.
44:58
It is terrible.
45:01
Vicky said,
45:01
I'm going to do you a favor and
45:03
not even pull that up because it's that
45:04
bad.
45:08
A two-year-old could have sang it better.
45:11
Yes.
45:13
I have an eight-year-old who would happily
45:15
sing it better for you.
45:20
she sang it like she hates america all
45:22
right i'll do it on my own time
45:28
just to that's sports hey that's sports
45:35
the the worst national anthem i've ever
45:37
heard was carl lewis oh my god carl
45:41
lewis saying that national anthem he did
45:43
an nba basketball game it was horrific
45:53
Do you remember Roseanne bars before a
45:55
pie?
45:55
It was a Padres game.
45:57
Yeah.
45:58
Made that look good.
46:00
Roseanne bar was really bad,
46:02
but I think she was trying to be
46:03
bad.
46:04
She was, she thought she was trying to,
46:05
she's, she's a comedian.
46:06
She's trying to be funny.
46:07
Like, yeah, which did not.
46:10
Yeah.
46:10
It didn't translate well.
46:11
And she said that since then, like.
46:15
Carl Lewis was trying,
46:17
he was trying to do runs like with
46:19
the hand on the ear.
46:21
Oh yeah.
46:21
Like, like,
46:24
You know?
46:25
Yeah.
46:26
No.
46:26
God, no.
46:28
And it was horrific.
46:31
Yeah.
46:32
Greatest national anthem?
46:33
Marvin Gaye.
46:36
NBA All-Star Game, I believe.
46:38
I'd have to look that up.
46:39
I'd have to look that up.
46:43
I mean, there's a couple of them, dude.
46:46
Chris Stapleton's got a fantastic one.
46:49
A couple of people I've heard.
46:52
Oh, speaking of
46:54
Stuff like that.
46:57
Got in my Jeep this morning,
46:58
heading over here after,
46:59
after I coached and there was a Prince
47:02
song on the radio and I will bet
47:04
you a dollar.
47:07
You don't know what Prince song was
47:08
playing on the radio this morning.
47:16
So it's something that I wouldn't expect
47:17
to play on the radio.
47:26
in in in in in in in in
47:28
in in in in in in in in
47:29
in in in in in in in in
47:35
in in in in in
47:54
turned it on and I'm sitting there and
47:56
I'm like, plugging my phone in,
47:57
putting it on my little holder and
48:00
whatnot.
48:01
And I heard,
48:02
cause it's just like clips from the movie
48:06
put to music.
48:07
Right.
48:08
Yeah.
48:08
And I went, is that, and you know,
48:13
got that little,
48:13
cause my radio tells you what song it
48:15
is, right?
48:16
What chase station you're on.
48:16
All of a sudden it just comes to
48:18
Prince bat dance.
48:19
And I was like, no way.
48:22
There's no possible way.
48:24
love prince yeah i actually like the song
48:27
the bat dance song but i don't even
48:30
think bat dance makes my top twenty prince
48:32
songs oh dude it was wild oh wait
48:41
that's and it you know it's uh jack
48:45
nicholson this town needs an enema like
48:47
that's one of the things that gets said
48:50
on in the bat dance song because it
48:52
was in the movie
48:54
it was bizarre dude it's like whoever
48:57
they're uh do you remember the music video
49:01
for it were they all dressed like the
49:04
joker yeah clearly clearly because the
49:09
joker wore purple yeah when when when
49:13
michael keaton's batman came out i saw it
49:16
in the theaters and then as soon as
49:20
it hit vhs yes i'm old
49:23
I had the VHS.
49:24
Like I was a huge, huge Batman.
49:26
I wanted the,
49:28
like the shirt with just a little,
49:29
his little yellow Batman symbol.
49:30
I wore that bitch everywhere,
49:32
everywhere I went.
49:38
I did not care for the first Batman.
49:42
You can be wrong.
49:43
It's fine.
49:46
But I, I was a comic book nerd.
49:48
Sure.
49:50
And Batman doesn't kill people.
49:54
No.
49:56
so they're getting bad flick killed a
49:57
whole bunch of people right but the fact
50:02
and i had to get over that like
50:04
as the movies came out then i i
50:05
kind of yeah got over some of that
50:08
stuff the panels popped off and the two
50:10
machine guns came out right he just went
50:12
to mowing down freaking uh i was like
50:15
yeah that's okay you had to kind of
50:19
and it was for the movie so
50:22
I probably like that first movie better
50:24
now than I did when I went to
50:26
watch it because it just was something I
50:30
did not expect to happen.
50:33
Batman killed the Joker.
50:35
Spoiler alert, sorry.
50:38
It's only fifty years old.
50:39
It came out in eighty-nine.
50:41
No big deal.
50:43
Spoiler alert,
50:44
if you haven't seen the Michael Keaton's
50:46
first Batman, the Joker dies at the end.
50:50
Go ahead and get that out of there.
50:53
Yeah.
50:54
Good night.
50:57
You're not old unless you had beta or
50:59
a slide carousel.
51:01
We were not a Betamax family,
51:03
and we had a VHS.
51:05
Well, beta was more expensive.
51:07
It was supposed to be higher quality.
51:08
Right.
51:09
I know people that had it.
51:11
We will poll.
51:12
We just didn't.
51:13
Yeah.
51:14
We had a VHS,
51:15
and I was the only one in the
51:16
house that could program the VCR to make
51:19
the clock work.
51:23
So if you were rich,
51:25
you had your own VHS rewind or separate
51:27
from the player.
51:29
Yeah.
51:30
So I remember talking about my great aunt
51:31
that had the basically her own library of
51:34
movies at the house.
51:35
She had a route she had wanted to
51:37
rewind everything with laser disc.
51:46
Laser disc is real bougie.
51:48
If you had the laser disc, you were
51:53
Jay Birch,
51:54
I had to rent the machine early on
51:55
too.
52:00
DeVito.
52:03
The rich kids had the race car rewinder.
52:06
Ortega, you must have been a rich kid.
52:13
That's fantastic.
52:16
Man.
52:18
Yeah, I remember like,
52:20
i going on a double date stopping at
52:22
the local like uh it was like a
52:25
seven eleven but it wasn't a seven eleven
52:28
and they rented out vcrs and tapes and
52:32
going on a double date to a girl's
52:35
house plugging it all into the tv and
52:38
watching a couple movies bless it ortega
52:44
lived in mexico mexico dog like
52:50
i didn't have that i was in mexico
52:52
when i had that like that's that's
52:54
basically what he's trying to get across
52:58
ortega probably had gray poupon and ate
53:00
the coveted vienna ice cream oh man
53:07
My grandma worked at K&B,
53:08
which nobody in here knows what it is.
53:09
It's a southern brand.
53:12
It's like a drugstore.
53:13
She would bring home K&B.
53:16
They were black and purple,
53:18
like purple was their K&B color.
53:20
We had purple ink pens all over the
53:23
house because she would just bring some
53:24
home from work and K&B ice cream.
53:28
Cambry branded ice cream.
53:30
Yes.
53:30
Dan Church says,
53:31
I remember the frustration I would have
53:33
when I was ready to watch a movie
53:34
and boom, the credits rolled.
53:36
It's like leaving a splash of milk in
53:37
the jug.
53:38
So annoying.
53:39
Yes.
53:42
Nothing pisses me off more than the splash
53:44
of milk in a jug.
53:47
And now I have a bowl of cereal
53:49
sitting there with a splash of milk on
53:53
it and not enough to wet it down.
53:55
And I can't get to the store to
53:56
get more.
53:57
Yeah, no,
53:58
my eight-year-old is famous for that at
54:01
this point.
54:09
Ortega's mom used to go to white people
54:11
garage sales and send the stuff she bought
54:13
from there.
54:16
White people had the best things.
54:24
Pull up, Mark.
54:25
That's...
54:27
Who would, what kind of people?
54:30
Sociopaths.
54:31
That's who.
54:33
Milk for cereal people?
54:35
They exist?
54:37
Sociopath.
54:39
That's like somebody who puts on their
54:40
sock and in a shoe and in a
54:41
sock and in a shoe.
54:43
That does not happen.
54:46
Like nobody does that.
54:47
What are you, sociopaths?
54:48
Sock, shoe, sock, shoe.
54:50
You just run around with one bare foot
54:51
while you put your, no, no.
54:54
Yeah,
54:55
because then you're all like side wicker,
54:56
right?
54:57
Like, you'd have to limp.
54:59
Yeah.
55:00
No, thank you.
55:01
It drives me bananas, dude.
55:02
Who would do that?
55:04
Ed says Meg is a milk first person.
55:09
The F she is.
55:11
No, she ain't.
55:15
Growing up, you had milk in a jug.
55:17
The Canadians had it in a bag.
55:21
So at school, for a while,
55:24
they took away our little milk cartons,
55:26
and then we got milk in a little
55:27
plastic bag with the little sharp straw
55:30
that you'd poke in there.
55:31
But as soon as we got those,
55:33
all we could think about was throwing it
55:35
across the room and see if we could
55:36
get it to explode when it hit the
55:37
wall, which never happened, by the way.
55:39
But that was our first thought.
55:41
It was like,
55:41
what if somebody throws it and it just
55:42
hits the wall?
55:43
It's going to explode.
55:44
It's going to be milk everywhere.
55:44
That's going to be terrible.
55:46
So I loved milk growing up, right?
55:50
Yeah.
55:51
I put on my pants just like everyone
55:52
else, both legs at the same time.
55:55
Growing up, I loved it.
55:56
I went through so much milk.
55:59
My mom and dad were like,
56:01
I don't know how we can keep supporting
56:02
your milk habit.
56:03
Yeah.
56:04
Then my dad lost his job and we
56:06
had to go stand in line for like
56:08
the government cheese and cheese.
56:10
Yes, sir.
56:10
And then they gave you a box of
56:12
powdered milk.
56:15
The ability to call that milk.
56:19
on the box should be questioned the
56:22
audacity to call that milk on the box
56:26
i went from milk addict to cold turkey
56:31
no milk at all because i i could
56:33
not even do the powdered milk going to
56:36
your friend's house you're like okay you
56:39
got some of that two percent man good
56:41
you need two percent i just need a
56:43
little bit
56:45
oh my gosh i am deleting you out
56:47
of my contacts man jesus christ drink milk
56:53
with ice what does matter with you uh
56:57
dan church says thailand serves soda in a
56:59
bag and weirdly it's delicious dan why do
57:07
you even know that what are you doing
57:10
in thailand you're like i'm gonna get a
57:12
coke in a bag
57:17
dan church or dan daniel arnson my parents
57:20
hated me my go-to snack was whole milk
57:23
potato chips and skittles yes together i
57:26
go through a gallon a day i used
57:30
to drink a lot of milk dude my
57:31
grandpa drank milk with dinner every day
57:32
every night you know what the weird thing
57:35
in that sentence is
57:37
Potato chips and Skittles just do not go
57:40
together.
57:40
At the same time.
57:41
I could do milk and chips.
57:43
I could do milk and Skittles.
57:44
But potato chips and Skittles?
57:47
That's just gross.
57:49
Mm-mm.
57:52
It's like hotels that call their breakfast
57:54
buffet powdered eggs.
57:56
Ugh.
57:56
Don't even get me started, Ken.
57:58
Don't even get me started.
57:59
And you can tell.
58:01
You can one hundred percent tell.
58:03
Like, just looking at them.
58:04
Like, yep, not eating them.
58:05
Mm-mm.
58:08
Taste the potato rainbow.
58:17
Oh, gosh.
58:18
Taste the potato rainbow.
58:20
Taste the potato rainbow.
58:25
Jesus H. Christ.
58:29
Chewy and crunchy.
58:32
And look,
58:32
I like salty and sweet at the same
58:34
time.
58:35
Like, I can do salty and sweet,
58:36
but I just cannot fathom having a bag
58:39
of Lay's.
58:39
Yeah.
58:39
I can't imagine having a bag of Lay's
58:45
and like, oh,
58:46
you know what would go good with these
58:47
potato chips?
58:48
Skittles.
58:54
At no point does that seem like a
58:56
good idea.
58:58
I can't get past the potato rainbow and
59:00
chewy and crunchy.
59:01
Exactly.
59:02
Exactly.
59:05
Nope.
59:07
Oh, Oh, no, I am not.
59:14
Okay.
59:14
No, I am not.
59:17
Uh,
59:18
david reed could only have skittles if we
59:20
went to the u.s canada was dark times
59:23
because we we're not we're okay with red
59:26
dye number five yellow dye number eleven
59:29
you know percent all of the things yeah
59:33
whatever dude that's why doug reed lives
59:39
in lives down the street from you right
59:41
now oh my gosh i am not
59:48
Red dye is greater than socialism.
1:00:02
Oh, good God.
1:00:04
Yes, that is fantastic.
1:00:06
I can't even breathe.
1:00:09
Oh, right.
1:00:10
I just hope they're regular potato chips
1:00:12
and not salt and vinegar.
1:00:13
Oh my God.
1:00:15
Yeah.
1:00:16
Salt and vinegar.
1:00:18
Good God, man.
1:00:21
Ah, yes.
1:00:23
Our disclaimer.
1:00:24
Yeah.
1:00:25
Just in case guys,
1:00:26
just in case y'all need it.
1:00:27
Oh, uh, where's the, uh,
1:00:32
clip it.
1:00:33
Scott's going to need another,
1:00:35
need the defibrillator.
1:00:38
You've got to send me back an AFib
1:00:39
with the potato rainbow.
1:00:46
Why is that tickling me so hard today?
1:00:49
That's fantastic.
1:00:50
Taste the potato rainbow.
1:00:58
I just can't stop.
1:01:01
With that, we got to go, man.
1:01:02
Yeah, I did.
1:01:04
It's over.
1:01:05
Take us out, Vicki.
1:01:06
Take us out.
1:01:08
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
1:01:09
room to jazz me up.
1:01:12
I'm already jazzy.
1:01:31
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
1:01:33
we cover it all.
1:01:36
Midday motivation every time we press
1:01:38
call.
1:01:41
Lunch with the Glidesdale,
1:01:42
cowboy in the heat.
1:01:43
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
1:01:45
Half-hour hustle, yeah,
1:01:46
we're building that brand.
1:01:47
Grab a plate, shoot it,
1:01:48
now you're part of the fam.
1:01:49
In Jersey.