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😳 Travis Kelce brother has made a song requesting something you wouldn't expect... · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: This is Kiss Breakfast.
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  Speaker 2: So Jason Kelsey, he's the brother of Travis Kelcey. They
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  Speaker 2: do the podcast together. He's obviously Taylor Swift's brother in law.
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  Speaker 2: Now he's created this song that everyone thinks is very strange.
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  Speaker 2: He's requesting something that you wouldn't expect.
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  Speaker 3: Take a listen.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 4: We want you please give us your pa. Let's be
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  Speaker 4: on computers together, let's pay on computer.
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  Speaker 2: He's actually a really good singer, That's what I took
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  Speaker 2: away from that. But yes, he's asking for your pee.
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  Speaker 2: And it's all part of this marketing campaign for his beer,
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  Speaker 2: which he co owns called Garage Beer, and also the
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  Speaker 2: canned water brand Liquid Death. So basically, all these AI
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  Speaker 2: computer systems that exist now require motherboards, right, big data centers,
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  Speaker 2: if you will, And those data centers require a shitload
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  Speaker 2: of water because they get so heated from all the computers.
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  Speaker 3: Being on and working all the time.
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  Speaker 4: I heard every time you ask GPT a question, it
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  Speaker 4: requires a teaspoon of water. Yeah, right, so think of
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  Speaker 4: that next time you ask it, like, oh, what should
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  Speaker 4: I eat for dinner? Because you're a lazy prick and
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  Speaker 4: you don't know how to think for yourself anyone. I'm
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  Speaker 4: talking about myself here. That's a teaspoon of water. Isn't
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  Speaker 4: that amazing?
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  Speaker 3: That is crazy?
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, So basically what he's saying is, instead of
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  Speaker 2: wasting water, send your pee. But disclaimer here before you
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  Speaker 2: start thinking about sending it. They don't actually want it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bit of a tongue in cheap campaign, all right.
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  Speaker 4: That could work though, Like all the urine that we
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  Speaker 4: all flushed down the toilet could go into the data centers.
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  Speaker 3: Because urine warm urine is sterile.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, and it's a liquid.
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  Speaker 2: Does that mean technically you could filter your urine if
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  Speaker 2: we ever ran.
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  Speaker 1: Out of drink drinking water? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I think so, Yeah, yuck, you could. Hey did you
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  Speaker 4: say as a beer company?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, garage beer.
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  Speaker 4: I bet it's one of these wanky like micro breweries.
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  Speaker 4: And I've been thinking about this for a while. I
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  Speaker 4: reckon a lot of my mates agree. I'm over those
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  Speaker 4: like micro Kraft beers. Can we order stick to a
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  Speaker 4: normal plane assie beer. I don't want something that tastes
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  Speaker 4: like bloody peaches and tomatoes, right.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that. Talk to Sean about it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't drink.
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  Speaker 1: I like a craft of course you do.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I like I mean, I like the normal
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  Speaker 5: uvbs and you tooies and whatever. But yeah, crafty is
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  Speaker 5: not like.
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  Speaker 1: For me four x or Great Northern, that's all.
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  Speaker 2: I don't just garage beer that Jason Kelce co owns.
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  Speaker 2: Is it Travis Kelsey who co owns it with him?
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  Speaker 3: Correct? Yes, okay? And is it a craft yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Look at it.
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  Speaker 2: It started in a craft brewery, but now they're famous
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  Speaker 2: for their light lager, which I don't know what that means.
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  Speaker 3: That means less calories maturing beer, Chelsea, I can only
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  Speaker 3: drink a stone and wood.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's one of those I like that.
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  Speaker 3: What's your I feel like everyone's got a beer, so
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  Speaker 3: it just what's your beer?
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  Speaker 1: Sean?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like a stone and wood, And then if
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  Speaker 5: I go with the lager, I'll probably go like a
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  Speaker 5: super dry or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeahs beer, I like that I better thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, specifically I like Coopers because I'm from Adelaide.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, we all know your beer is a four x,
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  Speaker 2: which my dad because he had a beer from your house.
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  Speaker 2: Weirdly long story, couldn't be bother getting into it. He said,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not having that that's not a real man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well no that's not. It's a Queensland beer. Why
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  Speaker 1: I like it? I don't know. I like Great Northern two,
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  Speaker 1: same thing.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently Great Northern and four X are the most bought
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  Speaker 5: in Australia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean those oldest beer
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  Speaker 2: in Australia VB.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You go to these breweries. I went to one
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  Speaker 1: a while ago and I saw these weird ardy crap.
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  Speaker 1: Just give me a normal beer.
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  Speaker 5: You see what you mean. Like I've been to some
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  Speaker 5: of them and they're like, oh, we've put strawberry, We've
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  Speaker 5: mashed it with orange, and you're like, nah, don't.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we've got the stats here.
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  Speaker 2: So the most sold beers in Australia coming in at
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  Speaker 2: number one, Great Northern, Super Crisp, Yeah, number two, Cut
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  Speaker 2: and Dry, three, four X Gold, four Coopers Paleost and
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  Speaker 2: five is VB.
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  Speaker 4: If you're not drinking one of them, and you haven't
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  Speaker 4: one of the wanker brewery ones, you're not a real one.
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  Speaker 3: Like a Corona. I could stomach a corona.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you can do it, lady.
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  Speaker 2: Drinking with corona with it's got to be very cold
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  Speaker 2: and it's got to have lime, oh, lemon, whatever says say,
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  Speaker 2: you've got to have citrus in it.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Enough beer chat. Moving on to Howie Mandel.
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  Speaker 2: Now, he's a comedian and an actor, but you'd also
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  Speaker 2: probably most likely know him as a judge on America's
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  Speaker 2: Got Talent. He's the bold guy who wears like the
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  Speaker 2: transition lenses that are always shaded.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know the one I'm talking about transition?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, So he's made.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a podcast as well these days called how
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  Speaker 2: He Does Stuff. And on that podcast that he was
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  Speaker 2: co hosting with his daughter at the time.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, he's forty one year old daughter, he's seventy.
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  Speaker 3: He told this.
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  Speaker 2: Story about this girl that he pays to give him
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  Speaker 2: tuggies for twenty five dollars.
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  Speaker 3: He hold his daughter that he's telling the story. Take
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  Speaker 3: a listen.
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  Speaker 6: No, the truth is this is I got so embarrassed
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  Speaker 6: last time I got. I have this lady that gives
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  Speaker 6: me tuggies that that pays I pay. It's like twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: Bucks and I get hat ups freeze.
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  Speaker 6: I asked her for a mi after she finished, and
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  Speaker 6: she looked at me like, get the baddie.
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  Speaker 1: That's not her job.
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  Speaker 3: She's only going, Yeah, she's the opposite. He didn't get
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  Speaker 3: a massage to ask for, it's the opposite.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, no, that's still so weird. He's telling his daughter,
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  Speaker 1: but that's.
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  Speaker 2: Also sorry, it's worth mentioning, and actually very necessary to mention.
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  Speaker 3: He's married. He's been married since nineteen eighty.
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  Speaker 4: Well, imagine your old man telling you that story, and
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  Speaker 4: you know that your mom doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Well, your mum knows, I suppose if he's talking about it,
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  Speaker 1: so she must be cool with it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, does it make it less gross? And he just
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  Speaker 4: calls them tuggy, so it just sounds like you can't
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  Speaker 4: just a tug.
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  Speaker 3: So weird, No, that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: How would you feel if your fiance was doing that?
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 1: Just asking questions here?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's a stupid question. If he thinks that
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  Speaker 3: he can get that and while he's in a relationship
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  Speaker 3: with me, then no.
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  Speaker 1: Even if he just goes it's just a tuggy, you don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care what he calls it. A huggy. I
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  Speaker 3: don't care what he calls it. No one goes below
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  Speaker 3: the belt but me. That's the rule.