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Why Digital ID Will Save You (And Why Bitcoin Is Dangerous) | Simply Originals · Simply Bitcoin

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  Citizens of the Union, it is my great honour is your completely
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  unelected and utterly benevolent leader to welcome you to the
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  future you never asked for, but which we, in our infinite
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  wisdom, have design for you. Digital ID is here to save you
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  from the perils of freedom, privacy and independent thought.
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  So sit back, scan your code and enjoy your mandatory happiness
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  briefing. Yeah, I think you can see where
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  we're headed today. You see, freedom is dangerous.
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  With freedom you might say the wrong thing, eat the wrong food,
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  eat your home above 18°C. Yeah, and I don't even really
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  know what Celsius means. What digital ID rescues you from
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  this exhausting burden? No more messy choices, no more
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  private thoughts. Just one convenient government
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  approved digital collar of happiness.
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  Picture this, your records, carbon credits, status, meat
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  ration and even your thoughts seamlessly integrated.
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  No more fumbling with cash, no more messy debates.
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  Just scan your bloody ID and obey.
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  And don't worry, you'll still own things.
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  Well, no, you'll own nothing. But we assure you, you, you'll
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  be happy because we say so. And remember, we know best.
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  Now let us address the menace undermining your mandatory joy,
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  Bitcoin. With Bitcoin, you could escape
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  negative interest rates. You could bypass our heroic bail
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  insurance. You could transact without our
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  permission, Outrageous without our oversight.
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  How can we protect you from yourself?
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  How can we nudge you into correct behavior if we can't
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  freeze your funds or at minimum redirect them into our noble bug
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  burger subsidies? Bitcoin is not money.
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  Bitcoin is disobedience, and disobedient citizens is selfish.
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  Imagine a world free of cash, free of Bitcoin, free of choice.
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  Each month we air drop you credits directly to your digital
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  ID. They expire after 30 days, but
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  that's to ensure a vibrant economy and total compliance.
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  Your food choices, travel permissions, even speech
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  allowances, all optimized for your happiness.
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  You think you want freedom, but no, you want convenience.
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  And we promise order is happiness and happiness is
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  mandatory. Now before we welcome you into
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  the new social contract, look at our likes 3 or 4 times maybe.
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  racket. Let's take a quick second for
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  our sponsors who keep this show on the air over at The Bitcoin
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  Way. If your wealth lives in their
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  system, it's not yours, it's theirs.
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  That's why we scream Bitcoin. That's why you self custody.
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  That's why you call our friends at The Bitcoin Way.
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  to run a node, and the tools that keep you sovereign when the
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  Fiat system pulls the plug. Don't wait until it's too late.
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  loan. We call this the new social
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  contract. We track every transaction to
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  protect you. We restrict every freedom to
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  keep you safe. We filter every thought to guide
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  you to truth and in exchange you get Z bugs, credits that expire,
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  and our undying approval. So don't be a wanker.
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  Hand over your private keys, delete your Bitcoin wallet, scan
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  your digital ID and remember, you may not own anything, but
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  you will always own our approval.
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  down with the ship.