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Payton's STAGES of LIFE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool. John Jay and Richie.
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  Speaker 2: What's crackin' like? And this is the big boss dog,
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  Speaker 2: Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. Bang, boom, what you gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Richie.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Ren 1010.
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  Speaker 3: We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 4: It's the one and only.
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  Speaker 1: Dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 3: In your face to me and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 2: And you're listening to John Jay and Richie.
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  Speaker 5: Wake your ass up, fool.
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  Speaker 2: Rich, today is National what?
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  Speaker 3: National Cream Filled Donut Day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good day.
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  Speaker 3: Way to blow your diet before 8 a.m. Zero guilt
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  Speaker 3: right there. It's also National Parents Day Off. Now, I
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  Speaker 3: guess you can't abandon your children altogether. How does that happen?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, kids.
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  Speaker 2: See ya. Parents Day Off. Change your own diaper. Find
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  Speaker 2: your own way to school. Maybe just don't do the
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  Speaker 2: laundry today. That's your day off. National Eat a Hoagie Day.
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  Speaker 2: What is a hoagie officially? A hoagie is... A hoagie
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  Speaker 2: is like a subway. Yeah, like a sub.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. National Coloring Day. So you can grab a marker,
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  Speaker 3: color outside the lines, and fake your way to enter Zen,
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  Speaker 3: I guess, today.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think coloring outside the lines would give anyone Zen. No.
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  Speaker 2: That would just give me stress. Stay in the lines.
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  Speaker 3: Keep it clean.
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  Speaker 2: But it's National Coloring Day. Bane was talking about the
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  Speaker 2: stages of life as a 28-year-old woman.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah there's so many of them and the reason that
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  Speaker 5: i was like man the stages of life literally one
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  Speaker 5: of my very best friends one of my longest friends
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  Speaker 5: she is supposed to be having her second baby this
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  Speaker 5: week like she is it's go time and we live
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  Speaker 5: across the street from each other and so i texted
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  Speaker 5: her i was like hey is there anything that you
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  Speaker 5: need me to do like i'm literally a stone throw
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  Speaker 5: away like do you need me to come organize you
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  Speaker 5: need me to clean like what can we do to
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  Speaker 5: get you ready for this baby and she's like all
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  Speaker 5: i want to do is go on walks. And I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 5: sounds easy enough. Except for I was nursing a hangover
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  Speaker 5: when she asked me to.
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  Speaker 2: Go on a walk with her.
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  Speaker 5: So I was like, the stages of life, like, I'm
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  Speaker 5: 28 and married. She's 29, not married, but on her
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  Speaker 5: second baby.
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  Speaker 2: Combine you two. We are super.
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  Speaker 5: Woman right there. But I was just like, oh my gosh, like,
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  Speaker 5: what is this? And I couldn't tell her I was
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  Speaker 5: hungover as I'm on this walk with her.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to be good.
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  Speaker 2: How long of a walk is she taking you on? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: we went on about a mile walk.
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  Speaker 5: It was it was really nice. I needed the fresh air.
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  Speaker 5: I was like the stages of life. And the reason
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  Speaker 5: I was hungover is because I actually had just gotten
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  Speaker 5: back in town from Spokane, Washington, because I went to
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  Speaker 5: my friend's wedding and we just got I just got
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  Speaker 5: hammered with my college besties.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you're supposed to do at this stage of life.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes you just need to get drunk with your college
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  Speaker 5: friends again.
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  Speaker 2: And all will be well in the world.
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  Speaker 5: But it's like, everyone is at all these different stages
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  Speaker 5: of life and it's really, truly a beautiful thing, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Like, I talk about it all the time.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, ew, like, I don't look 28.
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  Speaker 2: 28's too old.
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  Speaker 5: But like, it is such a blessing to be able
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  Speaker 5: to get older, especially with the people that are closest
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  Speaker 5: to you.
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  Speaker 2: Did you send me a text message of people saying,
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  Speaker 2: you do look 28? Yeah, it was disrespect. It was disrespect.
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  Speaker 2: You look your age.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Ah! it's not bad to look 28 like you look
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  Speaker 3: fabulous if that's a 28 is quote unquote looking like
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  Speaker 3: you look fab speaking of stages of life Peyton I
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  Speaker 3: was just talking to my lovely bride Stacy Barron she
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  Speaker 3: wants to know when you guys are having a baby
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  Speaker 3: too soon.
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  Speaker 5: Enough if it was up to Kadeem we would have
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  Speaker 5: had a baby yesterday And I feel bad for him
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  Speaker 5: because I'm like, once we get married.
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  Speaker 4: Your whole thing about stages of life, by the way,
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  Speaker 4: you talk about your friends, like you're married, no kids.
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  Speaker 4: She is not married. You're drinking out with your college buddies.
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  Speaker 4: That actually put that in parentheses. That is one stage
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  Speaker 4: of life. You're thinking it's a bunch of stages there.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's one stage of life. You're always going
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  Speaker 4: to look back and you're going to call that your 20s.
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  Speaker 4: valid and then in your 30s you'll have something else
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  Speaker 4: in 30s in fact i saw this comedian nate the
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  Speaker 4: nate bargesi guy he was talking about in your 20s
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  Speaker 4: but he's called let's.
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  Speaker 2: Go where you want to go tonight let's go yeah
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  Speaker 2: let's freaking destroy this.
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  Speaker 4: Place let's cross because in your 30s it's like where
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  Speaker 4: are we going what time we're coming back who's driving
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  Speaker 4: yeah like and then i don't know the other stages
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  Speaker 4: because i'm 38 i do.
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  Speaker 5: Love that meme that goes around every now and then
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  Speaker 5: and it's like if you're 28 then you're in your
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  Speaker 5: first season of friends I don't know if they were
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  Speaker 5: 28 when they were in Friends, but, like, they're, like, it's, like,
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  Speaker 5: life still goes. Really? Like, just because you're getting a
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  Speaker 5: little bit older doesn't mean that you get to stop being, like, cool, fun,
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  Speaker 5: and hot all the time.
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  Speaker 2: First season of Friends. I thought they were younger than that.
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  Speaker 5: No, I think they're, like, late 20s.
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  Speaker 2: No, they're, like, 25. Do they mean the TV show
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  Speaker 2: Friends or just Friends? Yeah, the TV show Friends. I know,
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  Speaker 2: because I was, like, don't you have your first stage
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  Speaker 2: of Friends, like, in preschool? I meant the TV show.
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  Speaker 5: Like the first season of Friends like they were all
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  Speaker 5: in their like mid to late 20s so if you're
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  Speaker 5: in that stage then that's where you know that's where.
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  Speaker 4: You're at in life I interviewed this guy on my
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  Speaker 4: podcast my highly successful podcast the John G.
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  Speaker 2: Van Ness podcast and he.
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  Speaker 4: Had never seen Friends before and I was beside myself
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  Speaker 4: I was like what?
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  Speaker 2: What was he talking about? Like nuclear fission? Maybe he
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  Speaker 2: was like a busier person in that time of his life.
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  Speaker 2: I think he was in the sports or something.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Anyway, you can see that podcast. It's
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  Speaker 2: a John J. Van Ness podcast.
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  Speaker 4: So last week, there was a big mystery around this note,
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  Speaker 4: and I still have it here, that was left on
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  Speaker 4: my windshield of my car here at the radio station.
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  Speaker 2: A really wild note. I thought Kyle could solve it.
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't.
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  Speaker 4: But we still figured out everybody involved in the note.
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  Speaker 4: It says, Eve Jobs is not in London with Harry anymore.
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  Speaker 4: She's residing in our beautiful Phoenix City. Do not use
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  Speaker 4: this information yet. Look into the fact on London's end.
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  Speaker 4: And it was a mystery. We posted it up on
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  Speaker 4: social media, and we have somebody that has an idea
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  Speaker 4: on what's involved with this note and who's behind it.
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  Speaker 2: Shauna, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I think I know who may have left that
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  Speaker 1: note on your card, John Jay.
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  Speaker 4: You think you know the person that left a note
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  Speaker 4: on my car, the one that said Eve's Jobs is
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  Speaker 4: not in London with Harry anymore? She's residing in our
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  Speaker 4: beautiful Phoenix City. Do not use this information yet. Look
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  Speaker 4: into the fact on London's end.
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  Speaker 1: That?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that note. So I think there's this guy that
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  Speaker 1: sits on the corner of 44th and McDowell. I drive
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  Speaker 1: by him every day on the way to work, and
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  Speaker 1: I know it's near your office building. He's usually not
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  Speaker 1: wearing a shirt. He usually has a QT cup, but
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  Speaker 1: he usually writes some funny things on his signs. So
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  Speaker 1: that's just my theory. He might have some good conspiracy
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  Speaker 1: theories wanting to share. He's close. I feel like it
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  Speaker 1: just makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: That's right by our parking garage. Why would he come
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  Speaker 2: find my car? That's what I'm saying, which is.
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  Speaker 5: So weird because it seems like it's a message for you.
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  Speaker 5: How would he know it was you? It's not like
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  Speaker 5: you're a random car. If that's the case, that's a
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  Speaker 5: weird coincidence.
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  Speaker 2: It was targeted unless he's been watching you get in
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  Speaker 2: and out of your car. Well, the person you described,
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  Speaker 2: do you know his name? Because I feel like I
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  Speaker 2: know exactly who you're describing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know his name. But he's just always there
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  Speaker 1: on the corner. I just feel like he would have
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  Speaker 1: that inside intel.
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  Speaker 5: Should we go find him?
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  Speaker 2: Describe him again to me real quick, please.
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  Speaker 1: He's usually on the corner, usually has a sign and
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  Speaker 1: a cup. He's usually waiting there for cars. And he
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  Speaker 1: has no shirt on, typically. Older gentleman.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Tim from KNIX. I'm almost positive that would
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  Speaker 2: be him.
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  Speaker 3: He's always been into the offspring of Steve Jobs, too.
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  Speaker 2: That's how he walks. Let's go over there and ask
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  Speaker 2: him to show us his handwriting. Double check it. I've
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  Speaker 2: never seen that guy with a shirt on, ever. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Shauna, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, no problem. Good luck.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.