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Buying Beverly Hills Recap and Dish about Bravolebs at Coachella, Taylor Swift, and Crystal · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling drama, Darling. Hey, everybody,
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  welcome back. It's drama Darling. It's me, rich wife Amy Phillips here,
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  and joining me is Emily jeresis Emily. What's up in silver Lake?
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  Nothing? I think I have either allergies or I'm recovering from a light cold.
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  I don't know what's going on. I was feeling great. We got
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  on and Amy's like, wow, wow, listen to you terrible awful.
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  Never heard you worse. No, you've kind of you've got the sexy,
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  raspy voice. No, everyone is. Everyone is hit with allergies right now,
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  including baby daughter. Baby daughter yesterday was like, I mean, she
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  couldn't clearer her to save her life. And Pet's like, do you do
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  that at school? Like she's like yeah, my god. But she's home
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  today because she was really angling for it hard, like laid down the groundwork
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  yesterday and I could tell, I mean, she's okay, Look she she
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  could have stuck it out, but we kept her home and uh, and
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  that's all fine and good, but that always makes for a more challenging day,
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  as everybody knows, trying to work from home with your child. So
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  that's interesting. Absolutely, absolutely. Now I'm going to switch off my Wi
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  Fi, so I'm just if I pause, I should be fine. Hang
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  on. So in Santa Clarita, you know, the pollen is high,
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  the people are higher, and it's a good place to be. No,
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  I'm kidding. Actually, as I'm watching Buying Beverly Hills, and you know,
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  we watch all of these real estate shows, I'm thinking, you know
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  what, maybe i ought to throw my hat in the ring. Maybe I
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  ought to just start. Maybe I ought to do real estate here in Santa
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  Clarita. I love it up here. There's a I mean, boom,
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  Well is there a boom right now? Because Santa Clara. Yeah, everything
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  you're hearing is right, Okay, I just keep hearing. It's a really
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  hard time to be a real litur or in the real estate market. So
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  I'll just do it as a side hustle until things pick up. You know,
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  why not get started now? Wild things are in you know, kind
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  of a standstill. Yeah, and then by the time things come back up,
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  rates go down, economy straightens out. Then maybe I'll just be just
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  selling, selling, selling in Santa Clarita. You and well not Gina,
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  but she's in the OC but yeah, do it me and you can't think
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  of one housewife up here, can't. It's me as the ash formerly known
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  as the realist, fakeust housewife of Santa Clarita. Check me at your listing,
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  and you know, like Zach, I got a handed to him.
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  He's really giving me, uh life by just doing his impressions. I'm like,
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  is that all you have to do to sell houses? Just be kind
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  of a cornball, you know, just you know, really lean into that
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  and then entertain people as you walk them through the house, believe in what
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  you're doing, sure, and then close it out. Yeah. I don't
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  know how Zach is so successful because it's not like he's doing anything that I
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  think anybody else is. That's what I'm saying, Like these fools every I
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  mean, you've got people over at the agency that are twelve years old and
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  they're like, there are pocket doors. Yeah, and this is going for
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  two point seven, so ready to close. I'll cash offer close, I
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  mean book, And I'm like, oh my god, today trading, I
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  was looking look at these idiots on Reddit figuring out game stop. I'm smarter
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  than the bros. Wow, I'm not always that smart, but you but
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  hey, look, you did it. You did it, you could do
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  it. Thank you, Emily saying, is a two person show at one
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  of these like horrible homes that we've seen one million of and they're different houses
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  apparent. That's the thing. I don't want to sell those homes. I
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  don't want to have anything to do with those homes. Okay, yeah,
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  it would be a great uh commission mm hmm, but I'm not I don't
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  want to be a part of that, Emily. I don't know. I
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  mean, just for the show you guys could put on, I would go.
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  I'd go to that open house. I don't know. What are you
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  gonna do? Align with Michelle. Yeah, I'm gonna go to the valley.
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  I am for sure gonna go to the Valley and I'm gonna give her
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  a run for money and she's gonna be pissed. Oh my god. The
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  only thing is, it's like, I don't want to go to these bullshit
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  real estate you know, like team building, bullshit company things though. I
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  just want to fly on my own. Is that possible? I would assume
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  it's possible. I mean, part of that vibe is people really enjoy the
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  party, the corporate party of it. All uh huh. I think you
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  might have to like do one of those a year if you have to out.
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  And I'm saying this is someone that knows nothing to do it. Okay,
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  well, so maybe day trade. All right, so we've got a
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  little dish to serve up. You never know what's gonna happen, what career
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  I'm gonna choose today, you know what I mean, Like, what's it
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  gonna be? Well, my god, this week it's been insane. Everybody
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  knows that. The the the news in the Bravo world is just hitting like
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  no other time. Todd and Alexia getting divorced, Candace pregnant, Robin not
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  coming back to Potomac, and this is baby dating Todd. It is nuts
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  out there. It is crazy. Tote and Meca may be fired. Look,
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  there's so much going on, and now we have more news to add
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  to the pile, and that is that Crystal has been let go of the
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  Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She her contract has not been renewed for the
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  next season. Emily will not ever allow me to say fired, even though
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  he just did with Neka, and I was going to correct you and I
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  did you they did. I didn't even mean to. Okay, dang it,
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  I was reading my notes, Okay, so I was just so focused
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  on Crystal not saying it. So even Crystal took to her Instagram and just
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  said a very nice message to everyone, like thank you so much. Like
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  every year, I feel so you know, honored to be asked back the
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  last you know, three seasons. I'm always surprised, and you know,
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  I just really have had a great time. It's been an incredible experience.
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  And yes, I will no longer be on the Real Housewives, and that's
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  that. So did you see what Rob said? Rob Minkoff? What did
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  Rob say? He was like, I had really planned to bring it this
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  season, this next season. No, I love that guy. I'm paraphrasing,
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  but he did say I want something, bring it. He brought it
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  last season? Yeah, when who was he pinning that? The conspiracy on
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  like who that somebody arranged for photos or it was on Kyle like the People
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  magazine thing? Is there something he blamed Morgan that was his conspiracy? Yeah,
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  that Morgan Lee the information about Kyle's separation right two people like or something
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  like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So and Crystal was like,
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  come on, stop with your conspiracies. And he was so as the
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  kids say, he was so dead ass. He was so dead ass in
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  that moment, and I was all here for it. And I'm really going
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  to miss that guy. So let's just hope for you know, I might
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  just hit up Andy and say, look, I am vying for a Rob
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  Minkow friend of Oh yeah, just Rob. You know, Chrystal can be
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  there. But as long as we get Rob, yeah, and as long
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  as he keeps us up to speed on Crystal's brother. Oh my god,
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  I don't know what we're going to do with this clipping. How will we
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  ever like move on because like he's engaged now and I can't believe we can't
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  follow that storyline. What a real disappointment. Wow, I feel like I
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  was left at the altar. This is so rude. Fastly really enjoyed Crystal
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  from the reunion, the final reunion and till now I was like, great
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  Crystals, this she won me back. But m yeah, I know,
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  listen, we zig we zag. Who knows where we're going to go next.
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  But that's the word on the street. And in other news, Jen
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  and Ryan from Orange County are engaged. They even got a people exclusive they
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  got engaged in the Bahamas. Did I read it? No? Do I
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  need to know? Moving on, let's talk about Coachella. Okay, Cochella.
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  Now, everybody over the weekend we were popping off. Look I know
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  for me, for one, I was all over the tiktoks watching the Lana
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  del Rey concert. I was. I was taking in what TikTok had to
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  offer by way of you know, filming and posting. So and I was
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  in Palm Springs, but now Cochella, Palm Desert. I texted you.
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  I'm like, you're such a liar, Cameille. You know you're a Coachella
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  pretending you're at your aunt's house. How dare you now? I was just
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  sipping on a date milkshake. If you I recommend controversial don't like them,
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  I'm so sorry. That's okay, it's ok. It's an acquired I think
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  it's not acquired, but like it's just sweet and you don't know where to
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  hang your hat on it. So I get it. Don't know where you
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  hang your hat on a date shake like a sweet cream, I'm like,
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  sweetened with what? And I get that it's but anyway, we went to
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  Shields Farm. I was the coolest one in Palm Desert, Palm. God.
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  Of course you were because all the other people were, I mean,
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  because everyone else was at Coachella, leaving only you to be the coolest left.
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  Yeah, let me talk to you a little bit about your date shake.
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  I've gotten it on that little like stop off on your way into Palm
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  Spring. Do you know what I'm talking about? I don't know. I
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  mean there's a lot of places. This place is like one hundred years old
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  and it's got a soldier or a night out front pointing. It's like iconic
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  ate Shield State Garden. But yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where I
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  got it, and it is on your way in. Yeah, okay,
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  okay. So the thing of it is is like the little pieces of date.
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  That's where it gets me. It's like the pulp of the date that's
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  in the shake, and that's where it gets like, I can't do it.
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  For those that maybe don't know, we're not saying drillings, welcome to
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  my coverat everyone gets a date shake. Watch me suck this pulp out from
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  the ding. That's when I spend Mary husband loves it. We're not saying
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  date isn't going on a date we're saying a date as in the fruit from
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  how Palm Tree Sare you insult our listeners as if they don't know, you
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  know, some of East Coasters might not listen. I'm just saying. So,
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  it's kind of like a fig a most kind of it's like that house
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  on fig Tree Lane on Billy On not on Beverly Hills, buying Beverly Hills,
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  which we will be recapping later. Oh yeah, you like that little
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  connection. Yeah I did. Anyway, I'm sure everyone knows what a date
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  is, but I just wanted to make sure people knew. Noah, like
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  we weren't going on dates and having a malt at the malt shop. Yes,
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  you're, dear voice, We're going on dates at the malt shop Darling
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  in Palm Springs where I got arrested, Palm Spring Beach. No, it's
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  Palm Beach. But I'm just joking. You're like, I gotta get my
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  facts straight. Tuesdays are for facts. Tuesdays. Emily's just got to chalk
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  it up. So I'm the corrector. Everybody knows the corrector. Let's get
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  back to Coachella, why don't we. I'm just floating through TikTok, and
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  I'm just loving life. And then I see fucking Louie Louie Rules from the
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  Real Housewives of New Jersey. We're talking Louie of Tree and Louie and I
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  see him with First I see Taylor and Taylor who Swift, Taylor, Taylor
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  arms Strong, Taylor Armstrong. Swift was in the crowd at the Beach concert
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  or whatever there was, whatever there was carnival. I know there was Emily.
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  I don't know if she was at that. I'm not sure the corrector.
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  Tuesdays are for correcting. So Taylor and what's his toes Travis Travis Kelsey,
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  they like, you know, swung in to like you know, that
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  main floor, and they're just like loving on each other and just having the
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  time of their lives. And I'm like, oh, that's cool. They're
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  they're with the people. I mean, I know they have their Coachella bodyguards.
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  But then and then the next story I see is Louie in the audience.
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  People are pointing to him right like he's there. And then and I
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  don't I can't see Tree at this point, but I do see someone Dawn
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  and like pink pink, furry cowboy hat and like, I don't know who
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  that is. And then I see the next story of Louie and he's filming
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  himself with Travis and Taylor Swift in the background, just staring at it like
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  yeah, let's play, let's play, let's play. Mark my words.
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  Yeah, he is going to the reunion and he's going to introduce all the
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  husbands and and he's gonna say, Louis, I saw that you were at
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  Coachella, and he's going to be like, yeah, Travis and I are
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  working on a deal. Travis and I are partnering on a new business.
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  I guarantee you he is connecting himself in every way illegally to them. Oh
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  of course, He's like, yeah, we're working on date shakes, Travis
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  Kelsey, Taylor's Swifty day Shakes, date Shake Ovens, date Shake Evens,
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  and yeah, he's totally gonna do that. But it was so gross,
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  like everybody was filming them, just staring standing straight at them and filming them.
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  I think they were animals. Get a grip on your person, you
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  know what I mean, Like, if you are happen to be that close
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  to legendary, iconic people or whom we consider that to be. You don't
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  need to be filming them. You're right next to them. You obviously had
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  the connections enabled and you were able to get in on the ground floor and
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  be a part of that. You were within range of them. You should
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  not be filming them. And if you're that close to somebody that is so
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  uncomfortable, what a troll. That's so gross, As Walter Payton would say,
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  act like you've been there before. And here Louis is one of those
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  just cockroaches, you know what I mean. And I'm miss saying cock roach.
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  You know what I mean. That's just cockroach behavior. When you're filming
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  someone like that, it's so tacky because you know they were in like a
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  VIP area, so there was already an understanding of like, okay, this
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  is what it's going to be. And let me tell you, they know
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  when that they're being filmed. It's not like you're some doing some slick move.
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  I don't even care if you think you're so slick from across a restaurant.
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  They know, they know, and they're just being cool about it.
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  Now. I had my rant the Drama Darlings thread. We were all hating
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  on it, and then yeah, and then then in the picture popped up
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  with Taylor Swift and Teresa Judice, and I was like, Okay, I'm
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  here for this. That's fine because it different. It's different. It's different
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  to see Teresa and Taylor in a picture together. You know. Yes,
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  it's because one, it's not like, it doesn't feel like we're spying on
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  that and it falls consent. Yes, yeah, I felt like it.
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  Yeah. And it's also Teresa like, I would have also not wanted to
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  see Louie and Taylor together because I'm like, I got my head. I
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  would be like, Taylor doesn't know what she's just co signed in the photo.
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  I mean she could go, she could be called like as a witness
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  at some point if she took a picture. And then furthermore, you know,
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  he was like, Eh, Taylor, let's play, let's get the
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  picture. And then and then Teresa's like, I really like bad flood.
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  It's one of my favorite songs because this one time I was in Jersey and
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  you flooded real bait and me and my doorgs had to get to cheer and
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  dance and I couldn't get it because it was real flooded bait. Do you
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  think that Taylor knew who Teresa was because I saw it in her eyes.
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  I don't think she did. Oh no, she totally knew. She was
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  also drunk. I think she knows now, but at the time of the
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  picture, you you think she knews really but around now for almost twenty years.
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  So Taylor is from Redding, Pennsylvania, and her stardom predates like a
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  lot of the Bravo stuff. I am sure she's hipped to it because because
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  Teresa is one of those people. Even if you don't watch Jersey, you've
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  seen Teresa on page six enough that you know who Teresa is. But in
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  the realm of Coachella, like, first of all, what is Thereesa and
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  Louie doing there? Like? What are they doing there? They the new
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  Kyle and Mo. I give Kyle so much more credit though, Like when
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  she's gone to Coachella, I believe she actually knows some of the bands that
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  she's going to see. She has shown us that she does love music.
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  Case in point, Morgan Wade, Yeah, I mean, I I say
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  more, Kyle and Maurisio actually see you enjoy it? Did you see them
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  saying it Coachella? Had she ever been at Coachella. Yeah, I was
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  there. Teresa tried to get her picture with me, thought I was Dolly
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  Parton. I give Kyle all the credit because I do feel like she does
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  no music. Teresa has no idea. Neither does Louis, Kyle and Mauricia
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  we were also going there for years and years, whereas now Teresa is just
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  like showing up, showing it in nowhere with this pink outfit, which means
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  so funny. It's dressed right right for it. Yeah, don't get me
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  wrong, it's great. But Taylor did not know who she was in that
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  moment, and I will stand by that. She was like, yeah,
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  sure, I'll take this picture and I'll move on, you know what I
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  mean, Like she wasn't looking at her in her face. I'm gonna I'm
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  gonna bet you on this, and then I'm gonna ask some Swifties is Darlings
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  if you were Swifties? Does Taylor watch Bravo? Yeah, good question,
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  because like there's other people that I think don't have any idea who's she is.
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  I don't know though, Like even my brother who's totally checked out,
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  could be like, oh that's one of those housewives. Yeah. Well Teresa.
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  Yeah. I absolutely think that everyone knows who Teresa is for sure.
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  Yeah, but I don't think Taylor knew who that was in that moment in
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  real life like outside of that, Yeah, she probably knows who she is,
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  but I don't think she knew she was taking her picture with her.
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  And I don't think that Teresa knew she was taking her picture. Where Taylor
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  Swift. We got Lady Gaga, Hey, Louie, who was it?
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  Oh, I don't know. It was a Barbara Mandrelle. Now you're talking
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  to my dad. Now that's Taylor Swift. Okay. So that happen and
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  which was extremely epic and I was very much here for that picture and all
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  I did was scroll on Instagram for a second and everybody had it on their
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  page and it was really funny to see. Now then today what was released
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  and you sent this to me, m A, which is that vander Pump
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  rules. DJ James Kennedy like did a set at the Neon what is it
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  called Carnival? Thank you? I was gonna say Circus. He might have
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  been that, I don't know whatever, h And he did a set there
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  and apparently he did one of Taylor's songs cruel Summer, Cruel Summer, and
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  she was being filmed while hearing his set, or at least part of it,
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  in which by Louis he was the paparazzio. And she seemed a little
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  thrown back when he was like in with the mix of his because you know,
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  it interrupted, as mixes do. So I was a little like,
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  well, why was Taylor so taken aback when the mix skipped out of her
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  song and like went back in because she was jamming to it, and then
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  she didn't like it. I think, oh see, I thought she did
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  like it. I thought she was like, oh, we're grobbing. She
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  was grooven to her song. Yeah, she was grooven to it, and
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  then all of a sudden it like yeah, and then it just sort of
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  moved and she was like, huh why did it change? Oh? And
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  then I thought she kind of like went back in m maybe. See.
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  This is why it must be impossible to be her, because she knows there's
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  one thousand people filming her reaction, and if she overly emotes, that's gonna
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  say like, like everybody download this song immediately. I'm just giving I've given
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  this person a bajillion dollars because I it like overtly enjoyed this, and everybody
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  seeing this, or if she doesn't really react, everybody's like she hated it.
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  Yeah, so it's got to be impossible. I just like the fact
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  that her ears got to hear a DJ James Kennedy mix. I agree.
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  I mean that's exciting. Taylor, Oh my god. Yes, so that
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  was really fun. I don't know. I don't know what else happened at
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  Coachella except I enjoyed whatever clips I saw. So thank you to the people
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  that went, oh, I'm sorry. Sena and Lala were there, Lala
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  was pregnant. They were just doing it up. They were all like,
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  I think Arianna was there. You know, the vander Prum crew really loves
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  it over there, and they'll be back for week two or weekend too of
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  Coachella. And I started to question, so, well, Maddie, Maddie's
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  going to be playing, She's got a set all acoustics. Watch out Morgan.
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  Oh yeah, she couldn't. She could never you don't slap slap slop.
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  Yeah, my baby daughter cute. I love oh man, she's a
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  little sweetie. Okay. In other news, right now, there is no
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  Housewives airing like we watched Potomac the third Reunion, but like the next few
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  weeks until Jersey comes on, there's no Housewives airing. I know on Bravo
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  the Bible foretold of this apocalypse. Here we are my God in the Revelations.
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  In Revelations. Yeah, there will be three weeks maya housewife, the
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  eclipse will come and no housewives so shall be found. Yeah, that's so
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  cool. It's so dark. I love it. Yeah, so that's that's
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  exciting. It's crazy. Actually saw it on Bravo by Bechas Becha's sorry Botchas,
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  Oh go ahead, and they said that this is the first time that
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  no Housewives have aired like since the since Obama was president, which is so
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  rappy. But in other news, and I saw this on Peacock and I
• 26:38
  was like, why is Rachel Zoe being featured on Peacock right now? In
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  this picture? And I was looking at Andy's stories and he was like,
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  back from the back from the Bravo vault on Peacock. Right now, We've
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  got New York City Prep Season one, The Rachel Zoe Project I Die seasons
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  one through five, and I am in one of those episodes, by the
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  way, because I shot a sketch with her Amia as Rachel, and we
• 27:07
  did it on the show. Oh great, Tabitha's salon takeover Season's one,
• 27:15
  Shots of Sunset seasons one through niner, and The Real Housewives of DC season
• 27:22
  one, and that's a wrap on that. And then of course don't be
• 27:26
  Tardy seasons two through eight. Apparently season one was sued and sold for gambling
• 27:37
  money. I'm kidding out, So check that out if you're bored. Yeah,
• 27:47
  that is interesting. Why not season one? It's equally as unwatchable as
• 27:52
  two through eight. I would think that volume up. I would think that
• 27:56
  I would rather watch I know, huh, okay, oh you know what,
• 28:04
  you know what I bet you know what I bet? You know what
• 28:07
  I bet? You know what I bet? Season one is actually yes,
• 28:11
  because we're talking about Kim. So I'm gabbling on this, gabbling at this.
• 28:15
  I said, like a get the okay. Season one was probably the
• 28:19
  actual wedding. Oh okay, you know what I mean, And it was
• 28:25
  tardy for the party. Kim and Croy get married, and then it was
• 28:27
  like season two was actually them in their life. Let me tell you what
• 28:33
  what, Emily, come on, really, I'll volume this up. Peacock
• 28:37
  must hate Bethany Frankel because they really put that Bethany getting married as though it
• 28:45
  is a hot new release, and the picture from that does not look like
• 28:52
  anybody we know currently. Oh this, I thought you meant, because they
• 28:55
  don't show her Bethany got married. All they do. It's just like dirty,
• 29:00
  dirty picture. It's the I mean, it's no, it's just Bethany
• 29:06
  in a form that I don't remember her as, and oh, the cheeks,
• 29:10
  like the jaw, just everything. And then it's also like a horrific
• 29:14
  mistake that she made, obviously, and I'm like, Peacock, why are
• 29:17
  we celebrating this on the homepage? And then I thought maybe it's just me,
• 29:22
  And then I asked one of my friends and they're like, no,
• 29:23
  it's really literally the main slide on Peacock, and I was like, they
• 29:27
  hate her. Well, they're giving her show airtime. She should be so
• 29:33
  lucky. I don't even know. But does she make money on that?
• 29:37
  Well, they probably got money with it airing on Peacock. I hope.
• 29:41
  Oh my god, I don't want to get into this. Yeah, I
• 29:45
  don't want to get it. I don't know. Look, I don't know
• 29:48
  you know what. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, I'm sorry.
• 29:51
  I hope, yeah, I really do hope that people when it goes to
• 29:55
  streaming get something for that. H Yeah. Oh, We're not going to
• 30:00
  go down that road again because I'm sorry, Amy, I'm on the road.
• 30:04
  Hi, come down a date, shake date, shike Kroy's. But
• 30:11
  what you know, there are murmurings about her doing this show right about Atlanta
• 30:22
  know about her like divorce and stuff, like they're filming right now. Oh
• 30:25
  yeah, yeah yeah, but I don't know if it's like even picked up
• 30:29
  by Kim and Croy, right or just Kim, just Kim. I think,
• 30:33
  Yah, yeah, there's a production team, but they haven't like no
• 30:37
  right to it right. Hell yeah they did. Brought it straight over the
• 30:40
  casino, put that film right on that green table, put the tape right
• 30:45
  on that roulette wheel. WHOA so weird? Okay, let's stop. Well
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• 33:00
  how many episodes did we do? Four? Duh? Eight nine, ten,
• 33:05
  three? Three? Okay, so we watched the last three episodes,
• 33:07
  which we're gonna you know, volume up, we're gonna talk about Oh,
• 33:10
  we're gonna talk about it all right, okay. Can I just I know
• 33:14
  I'm skipping truly to the very end? Truly, what the hell was that
• 33:17
  ending? For ten? I am so thank you. I'm so confused.
• 33:22
  So it just abruptly ended like that, like so abrupt that I thought,
• 33:24
  okay, well, then there's they're gonna drop three more episodes for this season.
• 33:29
  They just Netflix wants to keep us tuned in. And then I looked,
• 33:32
  are there more episodes? Because I couldn't find if that's happening. That
• 33:37
  was crazy to me. That was so weird. I've never seen anything like
• 33:45
  it before and quite frankly shocked, Okay, shocked to my bone. It
• 33:53
  was. It was almost like mid sentence, really was. They were in
• 34:00
  the middle of a meeting with Santiago, Mauricio and Ben. Yeah. Ben's
• 34:08
  all like, hey, guys, why don't we merge the Bailick group and
• 34:13
  Yumansky group? And yeah, yeah, let's do that again. Okay,
• 34:22
  Oh, here comes Santiago who now looks like a villain from die Hard with
• 34:28
  his platinum blonde hair. Any villain you name it? What's his face from
• 34:36
  Diehard? Yeah? I mean he really does, doesn't it. I mean,
• 34:40
  and he's just like whoa, I mean, well, first of all,
• 34:43
  we're just supposed to digest that, and then he's like, what is
• 34:47
  going on with you? And uh, what is happening with Morgan? I
• 34:50
  was like, this is the last person I thought that would come in your
• 34:54
  doors busting open, like mister Miami, mister Ben Affleck. He clearly is
• 35:00
  a gossip queen, like you know, he loves the goss. He Santiago.
• 35:06
  He basically threatens Zach because he's like, I don't like this shit that
• 35:10
  you're doing. This is not for me. I don't fuck with people like
• 35:14
  you, So yeah, what's up? And then he's like, my hair
• 35:19
  is bleached, so no one can fuck with me more and I can sell
• 35:22
  more properties? And what the fuck is going on with Morgan? And then
• 35:27
  it's just like and Mo's like, I don't know. I don't ask her,
• 35:31
  you know, because I don't talk to I don't know what's her name,
• 35:34
  Kyle and the agency and Kyle and I don't talk to her, and
• 35:37
  I don't know because I don't want to make her feel like, you know,
• 35:40
  like she's in a marriage with me. So I just kind of let
• 35:43
  it go and I just kind of like let her do her thing, and
• 35:45
  I don't want to do the credits. And that's what we get. We're
• 35:57
  landing. We're ending on Ben Bailick being like, hey, you got give
• 36:00
  me a sales manager for the aid? What are you talking about? I
• 36:09
  was also like the reason it was unclear if they were They're like, yeah,
• 36:14
  we got to figure out the term. So I was like, they're
• 36:15
  merging or they're becoming partner. Okay, what's happening? And then it was
• 36:24
  like eight minutes of me googling and then googling to find out if Zach and
• 36:30
  his wife got divorced. Anyway, I'm skipping way ahead, but keep going
• 36:32
  yeah, oh my to the beginning, and then no, no, I
• 36:37
  think we work backwards. They sucked them. They had a lot of nerve
• 36:39
  doing this to us quite frankly, and yes, leading us down this path,
• 36:45
  and then having Ben come in and say all of this, and then
• 36:49
  and and and meanwhile titling that episode mergers and separations, and then ending on
• 36:58
  this quote unquote merger sure, yeah, and separation, separating us from the
• 37:07
  rest of the sentence, and then rolled the credits. I tried to get
• 37:12
  the applause button and it didn't go. And then also it was like Faarahs
• 37:16
  like uh oh yeah, Zach's like ooh Trump, you know, and then
• 37:22
  he's like so, uh well, used toy godfather, I'm ahead happy too,
• 37:28
  and he's doing all of his impressions and he's like no, really fair,
• 37:31
  like you're so amazing and touch on inappropriate touch inappropriate touch. Also,
• 37:36
  uh, what's going on you guys? But I got some news on my
• 37:38
  own. Huh whoa? And then she was like, we didn't know.
• 37:43
  We didn't hear the news. Yeah, we didn't hear the news. She's
• 37:45
  like, oh my god, like stay away room, you know. And
• 37:50
  then that was the end, so like what is happening? Then then you
• 37:53
  realized that Ben had set this up a long time ago, which is that
• 37:58
  Zach and have more chemistry than Sarah did with Jake, And well that was
• 38:05
  that was weird too, Or Alex, wait, Sarah, what's her fiance's
• 38:10
  name? I thought it was Jake, but now I don't know. I
• 38:15
  know Alex, sure, Alex, Jake doesn't matter. They're not gonna get
• 38:21
  married. Who cares? No? And I thought that that was weird too
• 38:25
  that I think it felt very like Farah was kind of involved with that conversation
• 38:32
  in terms of with Zach. But then like really was like, wait,
• 38:37
  we're gonna hug right now, like what is happening? He was straight up
• 38:42
  flirting with her and he's very well, yeah, oh you're giving me a
• 38:47
  hi? Am I so hot? And heat it up? Used little psycho?
• 38:52
  I know, I didn't like it. Oh my god, messy,
• 38:55
  messy Zach go back to Hilton and Highland. Well he's not, No,
• 39:00
  he's not. Thanks for leading us along for ten episodes, which also the
• 39:07
  whole time. His excuse for wanting to go to Hilton and Highland was so
• 39:12
  that he could have more time for his family and do what's best for his
• 39:15
  family. But I was like, starting a brand new real estate company.
• 39:20
  You think you don't have time right now? Are you kidding me? Yeah?
• 39:23
  Well, let's be I mean, it was kind of funny because he's
• 39:27
  like, I got the decisions that I make are solely based around what kind
• 39:31
  of characters I can do at that agency, you know, and also for
• 39:37
  my family, for my family, And how do I have time for my
• 39:40
  family if Mauricio's opening up agency after agency after agency. And I'm like,
• 39:45
  that's true, he's opening too many. Also, like, yeah, you
• 39:50
  don't have maybe not flirting with co workers would give you more time for your
• 39:54
  family, that could be. That could be, yeah, MoMA me,
• 40:00
  he has any lot of nerve? Yeah no, really for real? So
• 40:07
  oh and then he tells he talks about Parah like she's an eminem what do
• 40:10
  you mean? And m He used the candy eminem as a metaphor. I'm
• 40:17
  sorry for com Yeah, yep, you're right. I totally forgot about that.
• 40:22
  Yeah. Yeah, a heart shell. You know what, good for
• 40:28
  her hard shell? Keep it up, Sarah, You're doing great, Parah.
• 40:30
  The reason she has a hard shell, dude, is because people around
• 40:34
  the office, like yourself, are like, hey, man, let's talk.
• 40:37
  I'm so nervous around you. It's so weird. I mean, what
• 40:43
  year are we in? I don't know. I was asking the same questions
• 40:46
  on below deck, but we'll get there because they're just like this, mixing
• 40:52
  it up. I mean, I don't know. It just never. I
• 40:55
  mean, I don't want to say it never works out, because sometimes it
• 40:59
  does. People do, like end up getting married or whatever and having a
• 41:04
  great life together because they have these things in common. But I'm going to
• 41:07
  say it more often than not does not work out. Just my ideas is
• 41:15
  that your ideas? That's my idea. Okay, let's go back to the
• 41:22
  beginning where Michelle and Alexia and Farah are all like arguing at this pouchy pool
• 41:28
  party, because that's where we kind of left off. Michelle and her beautiful
• 41:31
  sunset shadow eyes just gorgeous Californias, gorgeous California. Sunset eyes, gorgeous California.
• 41:40
  Every color in the palette gorgeous. Yeah, just as much on those
• 41:45
  eyes than in that poochy two piece. But the Golden Hour lighting really did
• 41:53
  bring it home for her. She looked gorgeous California. Look, she looked
• 42:00
  good. She looked that red eyeshadow is what I'm talking about. Yeah,
• 42:02
  so it calls a lot back out, Yeah, big did. She was
• 42:07
  like I didn't even know she was all my evil Disney character of Sunlight.
• 42:12
  Whether I maya, they were right. You know, Michelle really leaned into
• 42:19
  being the villain. And obviously this to me was very scripted and I didn't
• 42:24
  think that before necessarily, but I certainly do know and realody, Yeah,
• 42:30
  I don't think so. You think that she lead into it like she she
• 42:36
  is not that person, really, she was just kind of playing it.
• 42:39
  I do think that she is that person, that competitive person that's like you
• 42:45
  don't get handouts and the valley is mine and I own the valley like that
• 42:47
  all is her. But stirring it up about you know, wanting to like,
• 42:54
  you know, have the drama with the girls, to me that that
• 42:59
  does not seem real. And at the very end, when you know she's
• 43:04
  calling them out, she's like, I can walk into a room of suits
• 43:07
  and command the room. And Alexi is like, you've never seen me in
• 43:10
  a room of suits, you know, And you don't get to be in
• 43:14
  charge by putting down women. And I love this conversation for that reason.
• 43:19
  But Farah was like, you know, calling her out for being conniving and
• 43:23
  thirsty and Michelle and then they finally like left, and then Michelle was sitting
• 43:30
  there on her phone and she was talking to like the producer of the production
• 43:34
  crew. She's like, you guys are the fucking worst, and she was
• 43:36
  like laughing, that's you think an outtake of her talking direction. I don't
• 43:42
  know, yes, no, oh, I don't think she Oh man,
• 43:45
  I don't think so. I think I think she is that person. I
• 43:50
  don't even know how hard she was leaning in because like that conversation she had
• 43:54
  with Mauricio, as you know, the episodes went on and it got back
• 43:59
  to Mauricio and he's like, are you saying that the person who wants to
• 44:04
  take over the company is insulting my daughters? And then and then he was
• 44:08
  like, she comes to the office and she's like, hey, Mauricio,
• 44:13
  the valley, the valley, Okay, shut up, let's get down to
• 44:15
  business. Oh you know, and then he came to her office and closed
• 44:21
  the doors in her meeting room that was hers. Oh I didn't know where
• 44:23
  we were. Yeah, so I thought like, oh, she must be
• 44:29
  thinking, like, what the hell is happening right now? But I think
• 44:35
  that she is that. I think that she thinks that like, she will
• 44:40
  be commended for that behavior, like America will see that. She I think,
• 44:47
  like nepotism, and she's gonna fight like hell for the suits walk rooms.
• 44:58
  Look when I walk in to you know, Marshalls and I go over
• 45:01
  the suit section, I command it. I command it. They don't intimidate
• 45:07
  me. I think that she will be commended for her portrayal on Mauricio's show.
• 45:16
  I think Mauricio needed her to be that they needed this, and I
• 45:22
  think she delivered by leaning into this character of hers that I think is real
• 45:28
  on some level. But I think that she took it further than needed and
• 45:30
  I think that she was like that's part of her personality too. No one
• 45:36
  asked for it, you know. Yeah, maybe Mauricio was like, I
• 45:42
  mean, Michelle, you know, if you you know, scratch my back
• 45:45
  all, uh, scratch your belly, you know, like and like showing
• 45:52
  up. Yes, of course, if you you know, show up for
• 45:58
  me on this show, then uh, you know, I'll give you more
• 46:00
  listenings in the Valley. I I think that the show didn't need it.
• 46:07
  Yeah, I just don't think the show needs I don't think the show necessarily
• 46:10
  needed it either. But when you're filming, you don't know what's gonna happen
• 46:16
  as it is. So but either which way, it doesn't matter. It's
• 46:20
  fun, you know, it's it's a fun villain and I'm okay with it.
• 46:27
  So oh okay, So Ben, we're we'reth the agency and Sophia does
• 46:35
  some cold calls and right, you know, and Mauricio is meditating. Yes,
• 46:40
  and by the way, Ben, relax, he's not having a meltdown
• 46:44
  in there. He's meditating like he lives in la Like what are you so
• 46:49
  shocked about? Yeah, and this is another reason why I hate like open
• 46:53
  floor plan offices and glass office like IV. Yeah, I think we're gonna
• 47:00
  look back on this time where offices were designed this way and be like what
• 47:04
  the hell is wrong with everybody? Like, doors and walls are good,
• 47:08
  cubicles are better than what that office is. Yes, at least you have
• 47:13
  your privacy. Yeah, terrible. Anyway, So anyway, Ben is not
• 47:19
  going to Aspen because of agism, So that's good. And oh who's this
• 47:30
  Joey? Oh who cares about that? All right, let's talk about Tyler.
• 47:37
  You know again, she seems so young and she's on these listings.
• 47:40
  It's just wild to see her. She's a very successful agent. And you
• 47:45
  know what's interesting. I never knew about outpost of states. I didn't know
• 47:47
  that there were wider streets and buried power lines. And I always see like
• 47:52
  the ride up to outpost estates from both like barhom as well as Franklin,
• 47:59
  and I never like have been up that. I can't remember if I've been
• 48:02
  up there or not. I mean, I've definitely not been to anyone's house
• 48:06
  up there, but I don't remember ever driving up there. Have you?
• 48:09
  I don't think so, I mean if I have, I don't remember it.
• 48:13
  But let me tell you what those beard power lines. Yeah, those
• 48:16
  are good, those are good. Get get in there, get underground,
• 48:22
  you know, Yeah, because you don't lose your powers easily and it doesn't
• 48:28
  fires. It's like ruin the view. But like I feel like last time,
• 48:34
  I feel like Drew Barrymore lives up there and like some big some celebrities
• 48:38
  are up there. Sure, oh yeah, but but but this is interesting
• 48:45
  because now they're they're showing this place as a steal and it does sell it
• 48:52
  four million dollars, so boom, it's done. Anyway, who cares about
• 48:55
  that? Yeah, then we go yeah, yes, no again, it's
• 49:02
  another house that looks like every other house. I have no idea. Once
• 49:06
  we get inside those houses, I don't know. I'm just like great dark
• 49:09
  wood with delicious, great brush metal handles. I'm so happy here. I
• 49:16
  can't believe it. With Susan Princeton Street, Santa Monica, Tyler and Ben
• 49:25
  and uh, this is when Ben and Tyler and Joey see the news that
• 49:31
  that broke about the separation with Mauricio and Kyle, And this is when it
• 49:37
  all hits because they're all most of them are going to go to Aspen and
• 49:40
  they're going to be with the family. So yeah, things get weird.
• 49:45
  Things get weird too with Joey's hair because this I texted you that Joey's hair
• 49:52
  is so full in some of these shots and then it goes totally like he
• 49:57
  so the continuity. So then I was wondering to look at that I didn't
• 50:00
  notice. Yeah, so no, but I but then I wondered if they
• 50:06
  hadn't meant to film like I was, just because it was out of whack.
• 50:09
  His hair was long, short, long short's and for continuity, it's
• 50:14
  really tough, especially when Joey's whole brand is that dumb hat. Just keep
• 50:19
  your hat on. I know, I know, we wouldn't have a problem
• 50:23
  if you kept your hat on. Yeah, because it was so long and
• 50:29
  yeah, these shots that I was like, they shot I don't know what
• 50:32
  they shot this months before they shot this, like they've scene one and two
• 50:37
  like it just that's interesting. Well, I don't know how long they're filming
• 50:42
  season is, but I do remember that like Million Dollar listing, I mean
• 50:45
  they shoot for like an entire year. Wow. I didn't realize that because
• 50:51
  because of how things go with houses and it takes a really long time that
• 50:53
  they really do kind of they're filming. They film for a long interesting I
• 51:00
  don't think consecutively, you know, like every single week but their shooting schedule
• 51:06
  is about a year. Okay, well, wear a hat. Wear hat.
• 51:09
  We go to the Yumansky home and Aspen and it's just a dream.
• 51:14
  I mean, this is what all the dreams are about. You know.
• 51:15
  Everybody wants this life, right, I mean, well, that house is
• 51:21
  like amazing, which they've now used sold, like they don't live there anymore.
• 51:25
  They bought a different house. Wait, or is that their new house?
• 51:30
  No, that's the house that Kathy Hilton had her meltdown in because that
• 51:34
  was the bunk room downstairs. Okay, okay, I just want to make
• 51:37
  sure you think they still have that house, I thought, But whatever,
• 51:42
  all right, we'll worry about that later. But uh. And then they
• 51:47
  were talking about how no one just allows just any air mez doesn't allow just
• 51:52
  anyone to walk in and buy anything, and so Kyle took that as a
• 51:55
  personal challenge and she came home on the bike with those two bags and that
• 52:00
  was amazing. Yeah. And then later they had the dinner together and it
• 52:07
  was interesting to me too, cause it was like it was cool to see
• 52:12
  preparing for the dinner that Mo and Kyle like cooked together like I so often
• 52:17
  now, especially if with an og wife or a family like some of these
• 52:22
  families that have gotten rich on the show or always had money on the show,
• 52:25
  you don't really see them preparing food now, like just regular dinner with
• 52:30
  the family. And so I actually kind of missed that and like liked seeing
• 52:35
  it again. I loved it, and I do think that that's one of
• 52:38
  the more relatable things. And we hear them talk about how they have these
• 52:43
  family dinners like all the time. Yeah, and it really is true,
• 52:47
  like they are tight. Yeah, And it was like a lot of food.
• 52:52
  I was worried about, like, you guys better start this because it's
• 52:57
  a lot of food, Like, you guys better start what start the snaky
• 53:00
  dare? Yeah, Emily is really really worried. Yeah. I was like,
• 53:07
  we're getting hungry, guys, and you're talking about pasta. You're not
• 53:12
  even heating up water yet, you idiot. I did love the whole Like
• 53:15
  what are you doing? You're gonna eat the oil is gonna burn. I
• 53:19
  don't want to clean that. Like it's so relatable. I mean, this
• 53:21
  is what we like to see. And this was just wild because you're thinking
• 53:25
  back when this news broke and you're like, oh my god, they're living
• 53:29
  separate lives and she's probably in Nashville of Morgan or whatever, and right to
• 53:34
  know that they're like all hunkered down having a great family weekend. And Aspen,
• 53:38
  well, we kind of knew they were an Aspen. Yeah, we
• 53:40
  did find out later, but but initially, like that initial immediate like,
• 53:45
  oh my god, they're getting separated. Yeah. Then it wasn't for another
• 53:50
  few hours or maybe the next day, that we found out that they were
• 53:52
  an Aspen, right, And I think it's like having like a very normal
• 53:59
  family time of it. Like I couldn't believe that it wasn't just the girls
• 54:02
  openly grieving. They were all taking it in stride. What was also weird
• 54:09
  is that like then they talked to them at dinner, which the girls were
• 54:14
  all like getting like asking for clarity. And then the dinner ended and Mo
• 54:20
  and Kyle are cleaning up in Mogos to bed, and then Farah's interview is
• 54:24
  like I wish I would have asked, like what is the plant? What's
• 54:28
  the plank? If I could only and I'm yeah, it's like, yeah,
• 54:30
  I only could have one more chance. It's only yeah, I don't
• 54:35
  know when I'll ever see them again. For a family dinner next week or
• 54:37
  tomorrow, you know, go downstairs. Yeah, just ask kext anything.
• 54:45
  But like it was a lot of you know, we did find out,
• 54:51
  like at that dinner, Kyle's like, well, now I have to go
• 54:54
  home and shoot. Yeah, they're gonna pick up cameras because of the scandal,
• 55:00
  and they're like, well, if he's here, who are you gonna
• 55:02
  shoot with? And obviously she went back and she shot Erica. She shot
• 55:10
  with Erica, and she probably shot trying to think, well, obviously all
• 55:15
  of our confessionals for one and but but there had to have been another scene,
• 55:20
  like was it the dinner with them? No, no, it was
• 55:23
  carcel unpacking out of nowhere. That was the opening shot that we were joking
• 55:30
  like they had cameras there, right, and then uh, then it was
• 55:36
  Erica came over to talk to Kyle and there might have been another scene there.
• 55:40
  But then that's when we got the family scene with Porsche crying. So
• 55:47
  so they must have come back from Aspen to film, is what I'm saying.
• 55:51
  Oh my god, you're right, yeah, but that was weird on
• 55:55
  buying Beverly when they said they're picking up cameras, Well, who you're going
• 55:59
  to film with and mos like, yeah, I'm wondering the same thing now.
• 56:05
  I'm just wondering if they had filmed that scene earlier, what scene with
• 56:12
  the girls it aspen No at home when when Portia was there, Like,
• 56:19
  I wonder if they film that scene before the news even broke. I don't
• 56:23
  think so, you don't, I don't know. You're right, You're right,
• 56:27
  all right. I'm just it's just Also, the timeline is so weird
• 56:31
  because you hear them all saying the same thing, like they saw this article.
• 56:37
  They were paddleboarding, they were Kyle's face shifted, they were all taken
• 56:42
  aback, and then the girls were like, is there something we didn't know?
• 56:45
  You know, It's like Mauricio comes out and his phone's blowing up,
• 56:49
  right, So everybody felt blindsided. And yet then later when like three months
• 56:57
  later, when they actually sit down and Mauricio had done that TMZ interview at
• 57:04
  Dancing with the Stars, and the girls are like, why didn't you tell
• 57:08
  us? And he's like, I thought your mother told you. And that's
• 57:10
  like so fucked up because you're making an official statement and neither of them told
• 57:16
  told the girls that they were officially separated. So they're kind of in the
• 57:20
  dark for the three months, wondering what's happening. It's all such a gray,
• 57:25
  murky area, and watching this didn't give me any clarification on what anyone
• 57:31
  knew at any time, except for that they were just kind of going along
• 57:36
  with it, that things weren't going great and they're going to do the best
• 57:39
  they can. And I honestly think that's what Moe and Kyle truly believed,
• 57:44
  knowing how they both are not great at confrontation or like really dealing with the
• 57:52
  heart of a situation. Because we see Mo do it on buying Beverly Hills
• 57:55
  that we've seen Kyle do it for years. She's very kathy in that way.
• 58:00
  I think that they're both best case scenario people, and I think that
• 58:05
  they were just day by daying it and so it wasn't defined. I don't
• 58:10
  have a problem with it, by the way, It just was what it
• 58:13
  was. Yeah, like I know my parents got divorced. It was like,
• 58:17
  you know, are we are? We We're gonna try and figure it
• 58:21
  out. We're not right. Yeah, it goes back in Wayne's I mean
• 58:24
  that does make sense. I mean it's very a very real situation. They
• 58:29
  didn't really get an answer until Kyle finally made that answer, which is like,
• 58:32
  I do want to be separated, and ultimately, Mauricio, you should
• 58:37
  move out. Yeah, right right, And then he tells Santiago He's like,
• 58:44
  oh, I think I need a place to live, right Yeah.
• 58:49
  It's I mean, everybody wants to give Kyle so much shit, like for
• 58:53
  not revealing I feel like she did reveal as much as she could process in
• 59:00
  the moment on reality TV and still like protecting a decision that maybe she would
• 59:07
  want to stay and not want to say something that she could never take back,
• 59:10
  Like I I don't know. I was I was okay with it.
• 59:15
  And then when everybody's like they're showing Mauricio is showing so much on buying Beverly
• 59:19
  Hills, Well, I think that's kind of Mauricio. I think that's kind
• 59:22
  of like he doesn't get maybe the consequences of it as much as Kyle.
• 59:27
  In a weird way, I just felt like it was his side. It
• 59:35
  was definitely more his side on this show, but there wasn't much to his
• 59:39
  side, which is just that like, I don't know, I don't I
• 59:43
  don't see it as a you know, like we had a great twenty six
• 59:46
  years and you know, like it's great and I'm still happy and you know,
• 59:52
  and I'm like, this is just so strange. He's the most indifferent
• 59:54
  person I've ever seen. Like he didn't show any emotion about Yes, he
• 1:00:00
  did when his eyes got really wide and then they got really furrowed. Mega,
• 1:00:07
  what again and then furrow? I was like, what what acting teacher
• 1:00:13
  did you go to? When he's talking, it's just he's like he's slide
• 1:00:20
  whistle face, slide whistle. I mean, that's probably why the girls are
• 1:00:24
  so confused, because there's no emotion there. Oh, he did cry about
• 1:00:30
  the TMZ thing. He realized, how about he fucked up on that?
• 1:00:35
  And I because I yeah, when he's in his confessional and he was like
• 1:00:40
  he's talking about the TMZ thing. Because I was like, I think this
• 1:00:43
  is the first time he's ever like broken down. I beg to differ.
• 1:00:47
  There was no bra there was an absolutely no breakdown. Well, I've got
• 1:00:52
  it in my notes, Amy, I don't think your notes are on her
• 1:00:58
  notes are wrong? Friends, Oh disgruntled. It just was like such a
• 1:01:10
  vast difference between him and his furrowed eyes or eyebrows, and on Beverly Hills
• 1:01:17
  in the confessionals with Kyle would be like, I don't am, Emilyams,
• 1:01:22
  I'm doing the mass signam like we're growing up oar and he gave me a
• 1:01:24
  reason that I don't draw damn. Like it was so much more heartbreaking on
• 1:01:30
  Beverly Hills and here it's really just the facts and the girls are crying at
• 1:01:34
  times. They're having a problem with it, but they certainly at that dinner
• 1:01:37
  they seemed to take it pretty fine. And then that was at the beginning,
• 1:01:44
  though, Okay, okay, okay okay, and there was still hope.
• 1:01:47
  There was still the thought that, yeah, we're going through a rough
• 1:01:51
  patch. There's no question People Magazine. Yeah it's hitting differently because some of
• 1:01:58
  it's true, but we're working on we're working on it. I don't know
• 1:02:00
  what you know. Yeah, I think that they could still like hook into
• 1:02:05
  something. I thought that we were going to see something on buying Beverly Hills
• 1:02:09
  about who, Like when Mauricio was mad about who leaked the People Magazine?
• 1:02:16
  I thought that I saw something about him being like, well, who leaked
• 1:02:20
  it? Who said that? Who's talking to people? Like? I thought
• 1:02:22
  that was on buying Beverly Hills, because we never got a conversation. No
• 1:02:25
  one's addressing who gave them this resource, what resource talked to people to put
• 1:02:34
  this article out there. I am still standing by what we said before.
• 1:02:37
  I think that no, no, no, I think it was Mauricio's people.
• 1:02:42
  I think it was a holiday weekend. I think there was a mix
• 1:02:45
  up in the Do you mean you mean Kyle's people. I think it was
• 1:02:50
  Mauricio. Oh, I think it was Kyle's people. Okay, I think
• 1:02:52
  both of their people or whoever somebody messed up and put it. I think
• 1:02:57
  that Mo and Kyle on had tentatively worked on a press release and something happened
• 1:03:07
  and it went out way ahead of time, so both of theirs. Okay,
• 1:03:10
  Yeah, it was a mix it was a mistake. But People Magazine
• 1:03:15
  is not gonna I mean, they're just not going to go on a second
• 1:03:19
  source on that. They really only take it from the source. So that's
• 1:03:23
  why I feel that way. Yeah, yeah, okay, Well, you
• 1:03:30
  know one of the things that Mauricio and Kyle joke about in that kitchen when
• 1:03:34
  he's like, uh, that's my apron. I'm getting that in the divorce,
• 1:03:37
  and it's like not funny, Like Kyle said that, I thought that
• 1:03:40
  was good. I thought it was funny. No, Mauricio said that,
• 1:03:45
  Well I didn't said you can borrow it. You thought it was funny.
• 1:03:50
  Wow, it was dark. I mean like too soon, too soon.
• 1:03:53
  I like them working their bits over and over again about at least it was
• 1:03:58
  your fair this time, you know, like they're doing that. Yeah,
• 1:04:01
  they're loose five. I didn't they're doing their loose five. Yeah. Well
• 1:04:09
  it's just wild. All right, Well let's see. Oh, we go
• 1:04:14
  to Moonshot Ranch, which is an aspen. That's crazy like that two hundred
• 1:04:18
  and fifty thousand a week rental is amazing, like that was very cool to
• 1:04:24
  see that, the race track, the horses, the four mountain ranges,
• 1:04:30
  four mountain tops. Yeah, it was very cool. So uh and then
• 1:04:34
  Sophia and joe we have their thing that comes to a head. She calls
• 1:04:39
  him out because Brandon tells her basically what he said about like elects back,
• 1:04:44
  did I say, Who'd I say? Soia? Sophia? Oh yeah,
• 1:04:46
  Sofia tells Alexia what Joey said, and Brandon tells her too, and and
• 1:04:53
  now Alexia is like, I'm not gonna call this this with you because of
• 1:04:57
  y you Dan goodbye fuck you, and then good that's that. So yeah,
• 1:05:00
  I like that. I like that she's drawing a line in the sand.
• 1:05:03
  And she really uh, she really let him have it. She's like,
• 1:05:06
  keep your name out of my fuck out of your fucking mouth. And
• 1:05:10
  I was like, okay, yea, all that's nice, nice, good
• 1:05:12
  stuff, good stuff, and stuff is going on back in Beverly Hills and
• 1:05:17
  back in LA with people buying and selling and all that shit. But we
• 1:05:24
  are really kind of focusing right now on the Mauricio Kyle stuff because that's got
• 1:05:30
  all of our attention. And then and then it circles back to Sonica and
• 1:05:36
  Kevin. This was crazy. I have it in my notes. Is Sonica
• 1:05:44
  not well because first of all that house whatever, but her going to Brandon
• 1:05:51
  and thinking she should get a commission. I was like, yeah, fun
• 1:05:58
  well behavior. Yeah yeah, He's like, you ain't getting nothing. It's
• 1:06:02
  like you took the name off the title, that's on you, okay,
• 1:06:06
  and then brand it's like I just wanted to be done with it, you
• 1:06:12
  know, so like that's how I said my name off anyway, Yeah,
• 1:06:15
  you need, she needs to leave the agency just because you made some cold
• 1:06:18
  calls and you talk to someone about a house. Babe, I just did
• 1:06:23
  that this morning, and I'm not even a real estate agent, okay,
• 1:06:26
  and I'm killing it Santa Clarita and Ben being like, how does she not
• 1:06:31
  know, like she's been a real or she knows how fucked people get if
• 1:06:35
  they take their name off something. And her explanation was just like I wanted
• 1:06:40
  to be like Dona Hut. I just didn't want my name associated with him.
• 1:06:45
  And it's like, well, all of a sudden, you do as
• 1:06:47
  soon as there's a house sale, you do right right. That was pretty
• 1:06:53
  crazy. And also I was like they were that serious where they were building
• 1:06:57
  their dream home together. Yeah. I like that. She's like, I
• 1:07:01
  desire I what does she say? I did the whole renovation. I did
• 1:07:05
  the renovation. Yeah yeah. And then I think his name is Selim Brandon's
• 1:07:12
  boyfriend. Yeah, was like, I'm sorry, are you an hgv HG
• 1:07:17
  TV? Are you an interior designer? That was really funny. He said
• 1:07:26
  something else that made me laugh. I think I wrote it down somewhere,
• 1:07:28
  I can't find it. But then we also get a conclusion to Farah and
• 1:07:33
  her breakup with Alex Jake Jake or Alex yep Jake, Alex it is Alex
• 1:07:45
  and she's not wearing her ring. And then Melissa's like, oh my god,
• 1:07:49
  can you open this champagne? Oh you're knowing a ring? Is it
• 1:07:53
  official? Woo cheers, And then we're like, okay, we wrap that
• 1:07:56
  up. Also, like I was like, wow, you two, really
• 1:08:01
  you've never had to open your own wine bottle? Okay, that was really
• 1:08:05
  disturbing. Actually, it was like babes, babes, can we get some
• 1:08:13
  can we get a pa over here? And these ladies need to do it?
• 1:08:17
  Do it right? Yeah? All right, well that's that and then
• 1:08:24
  we end incredibly abruptly and that's right. That's all we have to say about
• 1:08:30
  that. Yes, we do not have time to do Below Deck and so
• 1:08:34
  we're just gonna do a double next week for that. That sounds good.
• 1:08:40
  Yeah, I think it's the right thing to do. Oh I will.
• 1:08:43
  The only other thing was, uh they do that the Sierra Marhaus And yeah,
• 1:08:48
  that guy was like, get out of my way, Ben, I
• 1:08:51
  would give them all my money. Shut up, don't lose his house for
• 1:08:57
  me. Ben's trying to talk him down, and this set the buyer was
• 1:09:00
  like trying to talk him up. That was a cool dynamic. That was
• 1:09:04
  yeah, yeah, yeah, He's like he saw it on YouTube. Now
• 1:09:09
  I'm becking, baby. I did think that was weird. Like, I
• 1:09:14
  mean that couch was twenty thousand dollars, of course, and then the table
• 1:09:16
  was fifteen, and I'm like, yeah, no one wants that furniture.
• 1:09:21
  I mean, look, I mean I understand keeping the furniture with the house
• 1:09:26
  a lot of the times in this case is custom and it's like it goes
• 1:09:29
  with the vibe and like that makes sense. But clearly this guy was like
• 1:09:32
  he's gonna turn I don't know what he's going to turn into, but it's
• 1:09:34
  not that it's probably gonna be like a video gaming It's gonna be like a
• 1:09:39
  gamer place. You think. I think he's actually going to live there.
• 1:09:43
  I think he like really likes the house. Yeah, as a gamer,
• 1:09:45
  he's probably that guy. I don't know he's a cyclist. I think he's
• 1:09:49
  a cyclist. Oh, he just wants to ride his bike around in the
• 1:09:55
  hills and then have this great house to come home. Okay, sure,
• 1:09:58
  fair enough, Well Farah Farah enough. All right, is there anything else
• 1:10:04
  about this episode? I mean that we did three, We watched three.
• 1:10:09
  I mean it's just wow. This whole Kyle and Marasio thing was interesting to
• 1:10:14
  see. I thought I was going to see more of Mauricio, like a
• 1:10:17
  little more wrecked and a little bit more of his side, being like,
• 1:10:23
  oh, I can't believe this, but he was like, you know,
• 1:10:27
  I'm happy and I got to open the agency, and uh, it's been
• 1:10:30
  a great it's been a great run. What's the matter, peanut? You
• 1:10:33
  know, like with these kids, you know, it's just he seemed very
• 1:10:36
  unaffected and like him, Yeah, that's really rough. Yeah, unless he's
• 1:10:44
  just different off camera, But yeah, I think he has. He's a
• 1:10:49
  performer through and through in the sense that, like, if the cameras are
• 1:10:54
  up, you are not going to see him break. I think he has
• 1:10:57
  a flip in like a switch in his head and we're just not gonna see
• 1:11:01
  it. Except for the part where he talked about TMZ and his interview and
• 1:11:05
  he cried anyway, did not cry? Oh, I will bet you hard.
• 1:11:11
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• 1:11:18
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