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Episode 502: Fent and Rec w/ Wyatt Feegrado · Not That Serious

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  Speaker 1: Let's let's get it go.
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  Speaker 2: Or yeah, I just thought it was really it's a good.
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  Speaker 1: Movie, good music. Yes, hurts.
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  Speaker 3: Like Disney, like that's that that this is the Hall
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  Speaker 3: of Disney is just what just the many illustrations of.
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  Speaker 4: The powers of autism, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Because they they're so detailed in these movies, like that
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  Speaker 3: they different little one off jokes or like the different
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  Speaker 3: little like references like just now I caught like this
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  Speaker 3: is really technically in dignity, but it's Pixar. These animated people,
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  Speaker 3: like the people who make these anime movies, they really
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  Speaker 3: are like they fit a whole bunch into a small
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  Speaker 3: window of time. Like I just noticed, like I watched
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  Speaker 3: the First Toy Story again, right, I did not remember
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  Speaker 3: in the minute in the beginning where like what do
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  Speaker 3: you in that it's like like it's a birthday party,
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: like in his birthday party and Miss Taylor is like Noah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't believe, and he's like, calm down. He takes
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  Speaker 3: his little lip piece off and patch it on his
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  Speaker 3: backside like kiss my ass. First time ever called I
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  Speaker 3: was like, Yo, that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: He takes.
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  Speaker 4: Goes like I never.
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  Speaker 3: Yo, go watch and watch all them old Johns, like,
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  Speaker 3: and they crammed some some adult stuff in there.
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  Speaker 1: If you really they do that on purpose.
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  Speaker 5: And that's why I'll be trying to tell these parents like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I can't watch my kids watch this stuff. They'd be
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  Speaker 5: having too many in windows. Yeah, the kids not gonna
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  Speaker 5: know it. It's not for them, it's for you. It's
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  Speaker 5: for you because this born gas kids move, so they
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  Speaker 5: got thrown.
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  Speaker 3: They're looking out for you, like, listen, here's something we
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  Speaker 3: know you got to stare and watch this bullshit exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Like obviously made by adults, Like we know where you
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  Speaker 4: had to here.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a little something for you.
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  Speaker 6: And we're just snickering at our own gifts that we're getting.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we can only get those jokes if your frontal
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  Speaker 7: lobes fully developed.
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  Speaker 4: Fun of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Now, now there are some movies where they just throw
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  Speaker 5: in the sex.
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  Speaker 4: Which just.
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  Speaker 1: You guys believe that theory movie? Yeah, which movie?
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  Speaker 8: Uh, the fucking thing with the mice.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, no, this like an old movie from like
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  Speaker 5: the eighties.
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  Speaker 9: You remember the scene where the mouse is doing He's like,
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  Speaker 9: she's like, oh my god, what are you doing? And
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  Speaker 9: then Remy's up here. You don't remember that he's up
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  Speaker 9: there just like this.
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  Speaker 4: Paying for the noodle.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, just like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh before we continue this, this this Disney's Discussion
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  Speaker 3: because lovely uh this is not that series podcast the
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  Speaker 3: greatest podcast in the world. I happened to be coincidentally
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  Speaker 3: one of your hosts, Large Michael Elsie.
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  Speaker 8: Keenan is in the building lamar aka doctor Waffle a
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  Speaker 8: k A.
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  Speaker 11: He's bleed is way Corey.
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  Speaker 3: We got the lovely Kean here. Oh my god, we
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  Speaker 3: got a special guest here today. We got wife. You
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  Speaker 3: got her in the house.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? What's up?
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  Speaker 11: What's up?
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  Speaker 4: Everybody clapping up? I know it's the morning. I know
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  Speaker 4: it's the morning. People.
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  Speaker 1: Let's chick up the energy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry mainline, that coffee rail.
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  Speaker 8: A good but for a second, chuck, chuck, chuck.
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  Speaker 1: This is real New Jersey. Everybody's drinking Duncan.
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  Speaker 4: Is that not?
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  Speaker 6: Like really Duncan's not thinking New York.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I guess it is, but I feel like drinking.
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  Speaker 4: Are you not a coffee drinker?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: I yeah, no, no, okay. People are like, are you
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  Speaker 1: to your coffee? I'm like, I'm red Bull, you know, oh,
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  Speaker 1: Green Party yeah, okay, Green Party.
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  Speaker 11: Duncan is more of like a Northeast thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that's big in New England, like they
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  Speaker 3: live on it runs on dunking apparently.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that the same?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for explaining the comedy bud More coffee for you.
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  Speaker 1: It's like McDonald's. You know, I'm like, I'm loving.
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  Speaker 4: Mc Yeah, I'm loving listen.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I guess I'm talking about California. California, we
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  Speaker 1: don't have that makee Duncans. What so Starbucks? Starbucks? We
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  Speaker 1: got we got some like Pete's coffee. Yeah, I have here,
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  Speaker 1: got pizza e t Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay I've heard of that.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, uh, you know, like what's Tim Hortons.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah down here.
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  Speaker 1: For some very weird reason.
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  Speaker 4: It's spreading expersion.
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  Speaker 1: I was in Toronto last week. I went to Tim
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  Speaker 1: Horton's and then I just kept joking. I kept doing
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  Speaker 1: a joke where I was like, oh yeah, I was
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  Speaker 1: at a mosque. It was called Tim Hortons because it
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  Speaker 1: was like.
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  Speaker 9: All they were all Muslim, every every Tim Hortons was Muslims.
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  Speaker 7: That's like our dunkin Donuts down here it's a lot
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  Speaker 7: of Indian like Brillian owned.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting, it's almost it's almost become slow.
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  Speaker 10: Jason guarantee that it's going to be owned by Indian
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  Speaker 10: prison really like good hustle.
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  Speaker 4: Great, great, fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's literally like in this area alone, you could
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  Speaker 3: probably find five dunkin Donuts within like a three mile radius.
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  Speaker 4: Three miles probably being generous. Yeah, yeah, like two just that.
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  Speaker 1: You're counting them.
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  Speaker 6: Like it's like, oh ship, Like they don't need to
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  Speaker 6: be this close to you, Like you.
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  Speaker 10: Could just we run off Dunkin Donuts and wow wow,
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  Speaker 10: oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The big deal. Yeah yeah yeah, been one time on
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  Speaker 1: driving and got a sandwich. Good, it was good, it
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  Speaker 1: was good. What am I supposed to get?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you got the right thing.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's just I just got a sandwich, took
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  Speaker 1: a ship, that's what you're supposed to do.
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  Speaker 4: I don't touch those bathrooms. They got the worst bathrooms.
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  Speaker 3: You know, listen after we leave here or some nice
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  Speaker 3: I gotta do it really, Yeah, you.
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  Speaker 8: Don't want to at least try before with these.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't hit me to them in the car.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it'd be like that sometimes has the worst bathrooms.
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  Speaker 4: I can't. I can't do it.
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  Speaker 10: And I'm a proponent of pooping when you need poop,
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  Speaker 10: but that's one place I'm not stopping.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get the people who like wait till they
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  Speaker 1: get home. I can't. I get contractions like I'm pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 5: The only way I'm shitting in the public space is
• 6:29
  Speaker 5: if I can't make it home. If I can't make
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  Speaker 5: it home, and even there, once I get to that toilet,
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  Speaker 5: I am.
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  Speaker 8: T peeing the funk out that ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah of course. Yeah, so you're covering, You're covering the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing with.
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  Speaker 5: I'm covering the bathroom and toilet paper. I don't want
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  Speaker 5: to touch anything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to touch it. I just plan And
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  Speaker 1: then we got bare booty playing.
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  Speaker 4: I use public bathrooms and just just sit right on it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: just plant down.
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  Speaker 8: Oh wow, don't been checked for peer or anything.
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  Speaker 4: Just I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, we wipe the seat, but then once white
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  Speaker 3: he's taking a bath, can't do that. So, speaking of
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: before we really get into anything anything, anything, what's so
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  Speaker 3: you like cool?
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  Speaker 1: What's your like.
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  Speaker 4: Least favorite regional like institution.
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  Speaker 3: Like you know, like wah wah sheets and ship like that.
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  Speaker 3: You know those type of things.
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  Speaker 1: You ever been to Culver's.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard that.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's overrated. It's not that good. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna lie. Yeah, I agree. Everyone jerks off the like
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  Speaker 1: cheese sauce.
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  Speaker 3: It's like that that's Midwest, Like yeah, yeah, okay, jerks.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone jerks off.
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  Speaker 4: The cheese sauce, Off the cheese sauce.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like raisin canes, Like once you have it,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's now raisin canes. The sauce is good, the
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  Speaker 1: chickens mid but the chickens like worse than it's a word.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, it's the worst thing if they rely on the sauce,
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  Speaker 6: like they're like, you have to have this.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, they really pushed this because this sauce they do.
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  Speaker 10: That sauce is good.
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  Speaker 1: Like the sauce is like twenty eighteen lebron on the
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  Speaker 1: caps pretty much. It's like there's nothing on the menu
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  Speaker 1: helping at all. Yeah, the toast, Yeah, chicken is Matthew,
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  Speaker 1: I just get random bravinges for that sauce. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, if I can't have the sauce without the chicken,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had it.
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  Speaker 8: You can't just buy the sauce from there.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, but even so, like I feel like
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  Speaker 4: the sauce compliments that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what kind of life are you living? You?
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  Speaker 9: You drive the raise and kids, buy some sauce, then
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  Speaker 9: drive to another Chicken place.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen, I used to buy this, like before he
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  Speaker 5: was able to buy the sauce in stores. I used
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  Speaker 5: to get them from a Chick fil A. Used to
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  Speaker 5: be able to buy the tubs. I actually take them bitcheshme.
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  Speaker 1: Mad at that. Yeah they have.
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  Speaker 4: They don't have the best sauce, but Chick fil A.
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  Speaker 1: They got like the top three at least Chicken sauce
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  Speaker 1: chick Fli sauce. I'm not a big fan of Chick
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  Speaker 1: fil a sauce.
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  Speaker 9: It doesn't taste like cheese. It's like it's like honey
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  Speaker 9: mustard plus barbecue.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, yeah, it's really good. I like both of those.
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  Speaker 10: But when I ever have chickil Ay sauce, I don't
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  Speaker 10: get it.
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  Speaker 4: It's like cheese.
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  Speaker 1: And then consistency is perfect too.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a Polynesian.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, he likes a sticky way. I like them both.
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  Speaker 1: I like to, don't we all? You mixed Polonian and.
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  Speaker 8: Chickil Ay sauce.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the freaking just mix all the sauces.
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  Speaker 5: I mixed Polonese sauce and chickens so like, so like,
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  Speaker 5: so I have the chaucer the sauces at home. So
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  Speaker 5: like when I make like my chicken nuggies, I do
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  Speaker 5: like a little a little half and half. It's not
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  Speaker 5: like a little serving dish.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a Waisian sauce.
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  Speaker 8: And then I just dip it in the middle.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm getting polonies in the chick fil A And
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  Speaker 5: then by the time I have the bottom, shit's all
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  Speaker 5: mixed together and it should be Listen, I will.
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  Speaker 9: Say a child, I do appreciate the lengths that he
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  Speaker 9: does to have sauce. You know, not only does he
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  Speaker 9: take it home from Chicken FOI, then he mixes it himself.
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  Speaker 10: He's the world's most interesting man.
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  Speaker 4: You just hold on, brother, It's delicious.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: Brace yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Chicken nuggies is not normal.
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  Speaker 5: Say chicken nuggets to you both say chicken nuggets public damnd.
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  Speaker 1: That's stupid. When people are like, no, I'm an adult.
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  Speaker 1: I have tenders like.
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  Speaker 3: The hell, I have boneless chicken wings.
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  Speaker 6: Have nuggets.
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  Speaker 4: You have nuggets? Yes, a bonus chicken bones.
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  Speaker 10: Chicken and nuggets are not like they're the same thing,
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  Speaker 10: but nuggets are.
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  Speaker 1: But if you just sawted the nuggets and some sauce,
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: that would be the same thing.
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: But like they're just built different.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: No they're not.
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  Speaker 4: They don't have to chicken breasts.
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  Speaker 6: But you have colonized your chicken nugget minds all chicken nuggs.
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  Speaker 10: If if the chicken boneless wing and a chicken nugget,
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  Speaker 10: you'll be able to tell the difference.
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  Speaker 1: No, from McDonald's from looking at it. But if you
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  Speaker 1: ordered a nugget from Chicken fil A, you couldn't tell
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  Speaker 1: the difference.
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  Speaker 4: I could.
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  Speaker 8: That's because you know, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 7: A chick a boneless chicken wing is like a mini tender,
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  Speaker 7: which is just like a pretty chicken nugget. But all right,
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  Speaker 7: it's a nugget tender.
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  Speaker 10: It's yeah, but you spot the difference, like those are
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  Speaker 10: those are bonus wings, those are nugget.
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  Speaker 5: Said, you could spot the difference between different nuggets, you know,
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  Speaker 5: like I can tell different between the.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly. Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: Let's breast meat. There's no wing, it's a what it's
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  Speaker 1: a humble.
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  Speaker 5: Bee boneless and chicken nuggets and that's why just people
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  Speaker 5: that go to restaurants and get boneless wings.
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  Speaker 1: If you want chicken nuggets, go to the drifter.
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  Speaker 4: What you doing here? What we're gonna judge?
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  Speaker 3: You just call it what it is, an adult.
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  Speaker 8: Get the bone in the wear.
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  Speaker 3: You're not gonna call people to tell people that when
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  Speaker 3: you ain't said nuggies.
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  Speaker 8: We all got a little child in this.
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  Speaker 3: That's their little child eating a little child, but the
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  Speaker 3: little child.
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  Speaker 4: Just use it that way.
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  Speaker 1: As a guy who love sauce, you would think that
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  Speaker 1: you would like the bone with better because the bone
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  Speaker 1: the bone. I hate eating with sauce.
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you gotta do this and lick the sauce.
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: Off the bone. That flavors are like boneless with sauce.
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  Speaker 8: You get the wing sauce.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, yeah, yeah, so I don't need.
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  Speaker 8: To dip anything.
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  Speaker 1: It's already sauce. No, But then you get the ranch
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: or whatever on the side.
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  Speaker 9: I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think, thank you, no, because it's already sauce.
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  Speaker 5: Why am I dipping it in another sauce because it's
• 12:35
  Speaker 5: a combination? Yeah, why not just mix it already?
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  Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, no.
• 12:40
  Speaker 6: Because because you don't want ranch wings.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: That's not oh that yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: People eat them and people.
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  Speaker 6: But if you have like there's an evil all across
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  Speaker 6: the world.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's evil everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Some people are.
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  Speaker 6: You can't.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying there's bad all around. It's a sad
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  Speaker 3: up world. Some people do that. Some people that is wild.
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  Speaker 8: That is all right, well you know what, we can
• 13:16
  Speaker 8: put it that way.
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: So what's your favorite wing flavor? Then me?
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, uh right now there this sounds like I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: an ad, but right now wings up the lemon. No,
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: they have this. They have this new one. It's like
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: a New York Knicks flavor. It's lemon pepper plus Frank's
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  Speaker 1: Red Hot. So it's like those are my two favorite
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: always you know what that second because it's like it's
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: like lemon pepper, but it's not dry.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: I don't like lemon pepper flavor is cool. I just
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: don't like the drive. It's just too dry.
• 13:47
  Speaker 8: Said, that's a Knicks flavor.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Nick's branded apparently, so it's read just like Jalen.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Yes it does, yes, it does.
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  Speaker 4: That is brunts and wings today.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: If you were to have a Knicks wing, which player
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: would you rather taste like cat.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: At least gonna be see.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: I want Josh Hart because it's tough, you know, has
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: some grit, Yeah, some grit Josh Wings.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: If there was a seventy six Ers flavor, what would be.
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  Speaker 5: Bonus would be in boneus exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Wings, boneless cameroon, and I think Kelly break wings will
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: be tasting zesty.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be.
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  Speaker 5: That'ld be honey sweet hob and narrow honey sweet chili.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: Shout out to you.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: So are you a mixed fan or or I'm a transplant?
• 14:51
  Speaker 9: So I'm a Warriors fan A three from I'm from
• 14:55
  Speaker 9: nor Cow?
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Why are you? We lost two days ago?
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: I was I will say like, damn it sucks, because yeah, no, no,
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: it does suck.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: That was a sympathetic I thought it was like a.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: No, no Wars because I know where he's from, Like
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  Speaker 3: I would be understandable if he did, because he don't
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: know where he's from, like you from Warriors.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Man, I get it. I am a bandwagon because I wasn't.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I wasn't even into basketball before Curry.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, you know that was fine to watch Baron Davis.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: You could no they were losing. J Anon James.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I like Baron Davis now, but just because I listened
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: him on Draymond's podcast, so then now I go back
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: and watch it.
• 15:32
  Speaker 10: But he's an amazing player, just terrible franchise was like,
• 15:37
  Speaker 10: oh yeah, he was doing.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: All that losing, but he was nice to doing all
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: that losing.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Y'all had a run that most people would pray for.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: You know, listen years it looks like it's.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Coming to an end, but you know, all good things
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: and sometimes we're waiting for them to still begin.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: How do you feel about Raymond as a Warriors man?
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: Weve Draymond really yeah, yes.
• 16:01
  Speaker 9: I get no, no, no, I get I get hating
• 16:03
  Speaker 9: Draymond if you're not a Warriors fan, but I I
• 16:06
  Speaker 9: just appreciate everything he does.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Like after Curry, he's my favorite.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Raymond played with the Sixers. We love you would love him.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: I would love him.
• 16:13
  Speaker 9: Like every time he's shouting, I'm like, dude, we need
• 16:15
  Speaker 9: a guy like this, you know what I mean.
• 16:17
  Speaker 10: But there's certain times where and you can see that,
• 16:19
  Speaker 10: you can see like steps, phase curs face, like sometimes
• 16:21
  Speaker 10: Draymond is doing so much the way from the game,
• 16:26
  Speaker 10: like like if he if he if he's our second
• 16:28
  Speaker 10: best player and he gets ejected every seventh game.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 16:34
  Speaker 10: It's like, bro', we're losing games because you can't control yourself,
• 16:37
  Speaker 10: like there's there's situations.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: But no, no, that's true. But also you're winning games
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: because he gets under the skin and you know he's
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: the ship out of the other team. But you see
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: him did you see him on Kwai the other day?
• 16:48
  Speaker 9: Allows him to do that to that And that's where
• 16:50
  Speaker 9: I'm like, for a guy like that, you got to
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: walk the line, right.
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: Everybody needs them? Yeah, literally every team?
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: All right, so what's up?
• 17:00
  Speaker 9: I went to the Warriors a few years ago and
• 17:02
  Speaker 9: I thought it was kind of interesting how like Kevin
• 17:04
  Speaker 9: Looney has like a very big hive there.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that was crazy. We like because Kevin Looney.
• 17:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, first of all, it's first of all, it's the
• 17:15
  Speaker 9: blackest name I've ever heard about. No, don't watch football man,
• 17:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah no, I don't. Definitely not the blackest name the British.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: I was as nigga name person, are you serious dead?
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: As he's retired now? Great vet?
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: That is crazy. That sounds like a street Michigan. No, Kevon.
• 17:43
  Speaker 9: We just we just like him because he like he
• 17:45
  Speaker 9: does all the little things, you know what I mean.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Every I think every franchise, like fan base has that
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: player that's like, he's objectively a mid player. The fans
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: lovely he's your mid player. Yeah, t J McConnell. For
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: a long time, Oh, Robert, Robert Covington.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: People died when we traded Robert.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: People died because you need the Robert roc.
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: What's what we're gonna do? Roc is going exist better?
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Six six wing defender, three point shooter.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: But he was he was the only second round uh
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: like good secon round player from the process, right coming?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Was he second round?
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he was. I think he was. Was
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: he processing?
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: He's on? He wasn't? That gets murky?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Ye are they still in the process.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: We'll never know, but have for a minute, you know
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: the computer they just like, but he's on the trailblazer.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Wasn't the trailblazer? I don't. Where's hell? Yeah, he's still there.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: He wasn't. He wasn't playing though, because he's not good.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: He's dead and.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Only play defensive taking pictures.
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah, right, he'd be good if if basketball was playing
• 19:02
  Speaker 10: like football pretty much A lot of a.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: Lot of a lot of players would be great.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: If they played like Blue.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Dort would be would be the best.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: I still hate that dude would be the best.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I hate him, Hate him Dort, Yeah, because he's kind
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: of dirty.
• 19:16
  Speaker 10: He doesn't play basketball. I don't know what sport he's playing.
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: He's not playing basketball.
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: That motherfucker from Houston Tate, uh from last night.
• 19:24
  Speaker 12: I'm like, yo, Like he's one of those people that,
• 19:31
  Speaker 12: like you were watching the Kevin Durant's I'm a Lakers fan,
• 19:38
  Speaker 12: Luca and Austin Reeves play rockets.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: They're just called my boy.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Luke went on for twenty nine Niggas, niggas versus.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: But yeah, Los Angeles, the niggas.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Jay Shawn Tate like he's he's one of those people that,
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: like if you're playing basketball outside, like you have to,
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: you know, niggas, stoped touching me, bro, get your hands off.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: You have to fight, you know.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: But but you can just tell like he's just a
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: person this, you know, and like stop touching me.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Like I was in the club. I was them playing
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: and you're at the clubs.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: We established it said, I was at the Lotus rooftop
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: from a boy Brian's birthday, Happy birthday, Brian.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Mike was outside.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: It's so crazy.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I'm outside way more as a farmer, as a father,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: as a father, as a single body man.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely.
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: Every time there's a dirty diaper, ham head to the
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: club like I'm going to this rooftop.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: Like somebody made a stinky.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Coming here and analysts it's like, Mike, I'm not trying
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: to smell your fist.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: I can't focus on the game over the ship. Smell
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: handle this.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, was you at the club and what's up? You said,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: You're at the club.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: At the club, and you know how the obligatory like
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: put all the like sport. It's on the TV and
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: they had the Lakers and like my boy, who is
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: a Rockets fan, he's fuming, like he's just like I
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: don't understand what's wrong. And I was like all I
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: was thinking was like maybe Kevin Durant was right about
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: all these dudes in them text me he was, they
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: are they're slow.
• 21:15
  Speaker 10: I saw somebody tweet Chagoon plays basketball like he has
• 21:19
  Speaker 10: mayonnaise and his anus.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Like no, no, no, think about it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: If you had that.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Slow, you're not moving fast.
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: You actually it's slick.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: It's slick. You think you'd be sliding and gliding you
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have is his.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: But it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Goes down here, you know what I mean, no chafing happening.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Is he trying to keep it in there?
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: So like he's what he's He's in there trying to.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: Go a whole day with your clinch all day you're
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: able to do it.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: I can't relax when I was watching High he does
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: play like that.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: He's keigling the entire game, specifically man ship.
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: He was bitch and our big, so really guess he was.
• 22:03
  Speaker 9: What big did even have exactly I mean, and.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: Did what he was supposed to do last night. So
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: like I'm not gonna hate on him too much, but
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: exactly what Jackson doing?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: His name?
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, he.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Was playing the game.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Jackson Hayes looks like a streamer.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: You ever look at him.
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: He does not look like a basketball player, except for
• 22:24
  Speaker 9: the fact that he's seven feet throws in the chat y'all.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like he should be like racing ice
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: show speed or something.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: You know, isn't he the one that pushed the mascot
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: for no reason?
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Jackson Hayes, you talking about Umelo ball when he punched
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: the mask after they won that one.
• 22:38
  Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, Jackson Hayes like, I forget what maskot
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: and shoved the funk out of it.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: Just this happened the Wizards. Are you bullying Wizards recently?
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: It was like pushing g Whiz Like see nobody heard
• 22:51
  Speaker 10: about because it's Jackson Hayes who cares.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: But it was like, yo, Wizards, the Wizards. He was suspended.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's the wizard. That's that's the mosket. I
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: actually like that. So you could have went Willie the Wizard.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: That's pretty cool.
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: M doubles out there, no mascot costume, just someone in costume.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: You shall not.
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: The rock.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Defense. That's crazy, Professor Snape.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: There will be no traveling in that classroom, exactly. Black.
• 23:32
  Speaker 9: Now we didn't talk about that, you know what, ye,
• 23:36
  Speaker 9: but nobody's even watching that series, so that so I
• 23:40
  Speaker 9: haven't seen any outrage because nobody's trying to watch that.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Oh it's live already, Like no, it's not, it's not out.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: It's not out yet. I think I think it's I think.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: People are gonna watch it.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Harry Potters, You'm pretty sure it's out now.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: They're gonna watch it just as ship on it.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: For sure. It's released the end of this year. It's
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: releasing well the ways off.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're probably gonna start picking around school time, like
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: when school skates back.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: That's gonna do numbers. It's gonna do numbers. How do
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you feel about the fact that they made Snap black?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: They should have did that. It unnecessary.
• 24:12
  Speaker 10: I'm all for you know, this is our things, you know, balance,
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: inclusivity and all that.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: But I'm like, is that a character that had to
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: be changed? Really?
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: How about we make the people who were actually supposed
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: to be black black in the show, but they won't
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: make her mine black?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Wait?
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Why is hermione supposed to be black?
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I think if I'm not mistaken, please Harrybody.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: People correct me.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: They will pretty.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Sure it was hinted at, like the way like they
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: talk about her money in the books, like she probably
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: supposed to be black. I mean that's true, and that listen,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: I opened myself to all types of criticism.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: But wait, what did they say in the books they talked.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: About like she had like curly hair or something like that.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know, can you can I'm trying, No,
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: it's not coming up. Well, I walked that back.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: You know you don't have to, but feel like she
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: should be Jewish?
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: What makes you What makes you say.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: That curly hair, studious, top of.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: Her class, snitch fighting foreign wars, she's meddling in foreign fairs.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Magic was promised to us. We are the true magic users.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Does gryffin door not have a right to exist?
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: I can never get to Harry Potter.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Puff are extremists.
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: They need to be eradicated for the good of the region.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: That's the gang.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: That's why we Raven clauw Mike Baby, throw your club,
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: throw your claw, Throw your claws.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I thought you just said you're noting the Harry Potter.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: I'm not, but you're You're.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: One of the ones that nobody knows anything about what
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: He's trying to hook up with white girls. He's doing
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: the test online. I'm a raven claw.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Throw that claw, bro, throw that claub, trying to be
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: that those group of black people that be going around
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: the city talk about your where you want that where you.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Liked?
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: You cool? You cool mother than that?
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, would it be fucked up if they made uh
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: snape really good at quidditch, because he's would that be
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: fucked up? Like you only here because you're want scholarship
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: you couldn't get.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: You don't even have any powers.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: You couldn't get in a Hogwarts on your own marriage duh,
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah the wizardry. But yeah, we established that you are
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: from North cam Yeah, first of all, what.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Was it like growing up there?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Because we're obviously the clear opposite conestly.
• 26:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but I was walking around Burlington I was like,
• 26:52
  Speaker 9: this is like pretty similar. It's like Suburby, like pretty white.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's that's how i'd say it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: Like I was listening to your last episode and then
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: she was talking about like being from the street and
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: you guys are like we are.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: The opposite of that. Oh And I was like, yeah,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: that's me as well, that's me as well as I.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Like, I liked it like in this new era, like
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: we're coming into this era where people that aren't from
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: the street or from that lifestyle are completely embracing and
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: except yeah, we're not on that because he did not
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: do that because it was a time where they were
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: like a lot of people wanted to be like that,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: like they want yeah that like this is Philly I believe, but.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: No, I was gonna say.
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: He has that lyric where he goes pussy nwards lip
• 27:33
  Speaker 9: sync in my lyrics like getting hard.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, that's me, that's me.
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because I listened to him to pretend I'm a
• 27:39
  Speaker 9: gangster for ten seconds because I'm not, and I'm okay
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: with not.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: But let me, let me, let me play for half
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: a second.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Windows rolled up like I do have him.
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: It's like when I listened to chapelone, you know what
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: I mean. I pretend I'm like a bisexual girl.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: For ten seconds, and it's like fun to role play.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: It's always fun to lark yes as a gangster within
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: the confines.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Of my own guard. Yes, exactly.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: And then you turn off and you walk into your
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: desk job and you're like, good morning everybody.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: The music I listened to all like on the walk
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: to the office is diabolical. I'm listening to all the
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: hardest cocaine raps while I'm going to do spreadsheets, and like,
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: all my way to spreadsheet if it tables, not even
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: that basic whitebread spread scheets, none of that fancy liberals shit, yeah, fancy,
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: that's but yeah, Like I'm glad that we were just
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: being true to ourselves. So yeah, we're so close to
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: it too, because Philly is like literally thirty minutes away,
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: and it's like, you know, sometimes it gets a little
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: run off.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah you have that where you like, what town are
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: you from?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm from Okay, this guy sounds really white. I'm
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: from a town called Walnut Creek.
• 28:56
  Speaker 9: Which my girlfriend always says it sounds like a storybook,
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: story book city, made up city.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, we've been begin.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: Our tailing a lovely little suburb of well Nut Creek.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like where uh you know, uh Curry
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: used to have a house.
• 29:14
  Speaker 11: Okay, yeah he was in like the you know.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Super rich part obviously because Jeph Curry. But like, yeah,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: it's just like a nice white suburb honestly.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: So what's the various place that was like oh uh
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: like like I guess West Oakland, like twenty.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Minutes okay, so you're similar, like yeah, yeah, you like
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: the Russell.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Was what is he? I don't know ship about what
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: a Russell man? I don't know.
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: All I know is my manager says he's the only
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: Indian artist to go that big.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know ship about him.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Keep it that way.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: That's a good manager, you know nothing about all right,
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: you fucking hear me.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I like like shoreline mafia from from the Bay Area.
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: Now mm hmm o three Grido from the Bay Area.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I believe he's the Bay I think so, hey, man,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I was born in nineteen nine nine, man, I don't
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: know who this is. No, I don't know who that.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Is San Francisco.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: So maybe that's a little San Francisco. Yeah, is here
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: a rapper? He sounds like a jazz musician.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: He might be close.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Really, but he's like a little melodic you know.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: It's like you know who Don Kennedy is.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Fuck, no, dude, Walnut, Creek, Walnut.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: So he's kind of like a rat version of.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: The white snake. I don't know.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I just thought of the whitest nak I can think
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: of Creek. But so and like, so I wanted to
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: ask you about that. Yeah, you know Oakland and San Francisco.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is the difference that vast like from bridge to bridge?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Like is it really like? So it used the I
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: would say, the longer time passes, the less it is.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: It's like Manhattan and Brooklyn where it's like people are
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: so priced out of San Francisco that they moved to
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Oakland and they moved to the East Bay. Definitely, some
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: parts of Oakland are still but like some parts are
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: as rich as San Francisco. Now wow, yeah, is it
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: happened like here too in Philly? Like Philly is getting
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: so expensive, people moved to the suburbs. Like there's some
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: parts where it's still the church is like kings Inton,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: but they're starting, they're starting. It's not a gingerfry.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's getting because it's getting so bad, would you so.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Like, uh, it's it's it's it's definitely a combination because
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: like you you drive down Kingston Avenue and it's like
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: there's some parts of Kingston and like I'm fine, but
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: then you make that next land over and everybody is
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: just leaning crazy and it's just like broad Day Public
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: were selling we do and we exchange and kids can't
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: go to the.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Park open open air market.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: It's like the marks are for Fentanel.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, part of this is so bad recreations.
• 32:14
  Speaker 10: It's so bad over there that like everyone's like at
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: least I can see it, Like at least I know
• 32:18
  Speaker 10: where they are, Like they're they're there and it's not
• 32:21
  Speaker 10: leaking out because it's over there.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, anybody episode fit and wreck, that's all I want
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: to say.
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: Okay, fitting wreck, we got another contender. Let's see, you'll see.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Oh man, I would run them down at the end.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you don't know, you still got like another
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you guys do like an hour and a half, right, Yeah,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I feel like some crazy titles are yeah. Yeah, no,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I would say, have you been in San Francisco?
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: I'm never well as far as the West coast, the
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: West coast.
• 32:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but it's also like it's like Dubai. It's like
• 32:57
  Speaker 9: a fake city they made in the desert, so.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Not you know what I mean.
• 33:03
  Speaker 9: It's like they just poured money into a place that
• 33:05
  Speaker 9: shouldn't be at all.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Right, right for the first time in November, but I
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: haven't been.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's cool, but like real people don't live
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: there anymore, you know what I mean, Like you gotta
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: be really rich to live there, really rich.
• 33:18
  Speaker 9: To foggy too, huh So foggy there too, yeah, I
• 33:22
  Speaker 9: guess so, I mean every day foggy. Yeah, but it's
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: like thick, like very thick. And I was like is
• 33:29
  Speaker 9: it like this every day? Because I had to go
• 33:30
  Speaker 9: for work and they were like like half the time, yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 9: you'll you'll be driving on the on the Bay Bridge. No,
• 33:35
  Speaker 9: No one actually goes on the Golden gate Bridge.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: By the way. That's like yeah, because it goes the
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Bay Bridge is the one from Oakland, San Francisco. So
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: everyone goes on that like every day to commute to work.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: But Golden gate Bridge goes to this cute sea little
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: town called sasso Eto where you go to like yeah,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: to go to like you know, have top us and
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: like drink white wine. So I mean you.
• 33:56
  Speaker 9: Go there, but like people don't really go there. Yeah,
• 33:59
  Speaker 9: to have tacos exactly.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: With with shredded shredded cheese and hard shells.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: That's a great to a debate we've had, how do
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: you feel about ground beef on tacos.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: If Mexicans are making them? No, you know what I mean, what.
• 34:17
  Speaker 9: If I go to a white lady's house and she
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: makes it for me, I'm okay with that. My mom
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: used to make hard, hard tacos with with ground beef.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: But like if I go to the Mexican restaurant, I'm
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: not getting that exactly. It better be called like carne
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: satter or something, you know. But if I'm not Taco bell,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: yeah I'll have it. Okay, let me speak exactly who's
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: against it? I met him today, but I should have known.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Listen.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: It's just a preference thing, right, So like if if
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: if I'm going to get tacos, I'm going to get steak.
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: I'm not going to get ground beef. Okay, I'm going
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: to get chicken.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to get ground People like you're not
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: going to choose that. But if you're going to tacos,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I would get pork. I would get like I've never done,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: plus st Chriso, that's my favorite, all those.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Things, but like oh yeah, Like so like like we
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: had a clip where I was like if somebody was like, hey,
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: guys are making tacos tonight, and I was like, if
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: I show to your house and you tell me that
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: you make tacos and this ground beef, I'm gonna be
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: upset about.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: It because I'm like, all right, I because that is
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: what you said.
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: There's no fucking no, no, no real thought into.
• 35:29
  Speaker 9: That, Like you, no preparation person took the time to
• 35:31
  Speaker 9: cook for you, and you're like nah, it's.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Not enough, aren't up too far? Not enough?
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: The only way you can salvage is if you make
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: your own tortillas. That's the only way you can say
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: on tortillas. Yeah, you make your own them. By now
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: you put some love into.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, so you're putting steak into hard taco shows.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: No, I don't use hard talk shows.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but you're saying if you go over their house,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: they're gonna have hard taco shows, but you want steak
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: in it. That's kind of whack too.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, definitely asked for that.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: So they're not specifically soft shell with with fresh ground herbs.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Friendly corn. That's a taco.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a taco. Did you grind when you were
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: kids that you like thought hard show was the only
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: kind of taco, and then when you grew up you're like, oh,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: this is not a just even like, yeah, I was
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: always soft, you always preferred.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: That's the same thing with Chinese food when you realize, oh,
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: they don't eat they do.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: They don't even have a general.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: That wasn't even a real general, isn't even a god.
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: That was just something they made up, just some white dude.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Amazing.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: I think the name was Ralph Ferguson. Ral fergus is General.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Ferguson is from General was from Iowa. Crazy general, So
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: shut you shot the Ralph?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Oh fine, then if you if you're putting like because
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I mean you're right, orange chicken and general sous that's
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: just like fried chicken. Then so if you had to
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: put u pend Express in the like fried chicken rankings
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: where you're putting them, because that changes it for me.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I love pen Express because I actually might choose Penda
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Express over any what any Chinese No, no, any any
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: chicken place. No, Oh that's crazy, like chain.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Chicken place you really are from?
• 37:23
  Speaker 10: Because I don't know what you're talking about because you
• 37:27
  Speaker 10: said fried chicken Panda Express.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the sauce is doing a lot, a lot, but
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: were to put that so.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: That's like raisin Caine sauce is doing heavy lifting.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: It's not as bad.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: But like if if we're really there for the sauce,
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: because the sauce of what makes it good, it's not
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: really about.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: The chicken, then I like that.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: That's true. Nowhere near the.
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: Top is not.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: It has to be a chain though, chain for chicken. Yeah,
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: chicken chain does does Brown Fried account. Yes, I would
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: say no, no, why not? I thought it was too local.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: It's it's pretty East Coast, but I mean it is
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: a chain.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: If not there, and I'm gonna Popeyes go.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Popeyes is better for the better for the chicken.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: And then they also have really good sauces.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: But that's true.
• 38:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you prefer Popeyees.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: But the problem with Popeyes is it can get you
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: feel heavy compared to like chick fl a. You eat
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: that and you're like, man, I had a lot of
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: oil compared to like chick flay or some shing like that.
• 38:27
  Speaker 11: You say you prefer Popeyes over CAFC.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure, KFC is whack, but actually, you know,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: it's weird in India. In India, po KFC is the
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: best ship ever do they do like first of all,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: it's good chicken, and then they'll put Indian spices on.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: It's way better, way better, so good. Yeah, this is weird.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: And then they do like a they do like a
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Maharaja mayo and it's like thundery spices in mayonnaise.
• 38:55
  Speaker 9: It's real good. And then McDonald's does like a they
• 39:00
  Speaker 9: do like a Peeri Pierri Piri Piri nuggets.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Oh they're doing they're getting freaky. Yeah, it's good, okay,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: because that's how they like indianize it, you know, because
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: like no one's gonna have like the Bland ask chicken
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they say they kind of do the same
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: thing in like Jamaica, Like in the Caribbean, they say,
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: like the KFC there is like like that's like the
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: best thing going.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Jamaica's KFC is really all had it last year.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I want to go to Jamaica.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: It's good, it's cool. But why you said you were
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: in India.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: You were over there for your tour, right, Yeah, you
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: were touring. You did like a full Yeah, I mean
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: so we go like to see family and then I'm
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: just an asshole and I push off and do work,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's what I do. That's
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: what I say.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: That's what I say.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I was doing there. We did three seeds,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: we did Mumbai, Deli, Bangalore. This year we're trying to
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: do five or six. Yeah, I'm surprised how many how
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: many tickets we could sell. Like Mumbai we sold like
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: two hundred tickets.
• 39:56
  Speaker 9: Pretty good, that's freak. But but because of the because
• 40:00
  Speaker 9: of the conversion rate.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I mean like no money, you know what I mean,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: because you sell tickets there for five hundred rupees and
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: in dollars that's five bucks, and then in the US
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: we sell tickets from like anywhere from thirty to forty five.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: So it's like it's rough. But for me, it means
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: a lot that like people even know a few people
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: know who I am so far from like home, but
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: it's like they know, yes, that's fair.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: It's almost like you feel embraced by like almost like
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: the motherland.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: H I mean, they like to just laugh at me
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: for how I pronounce things and the fact that I
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: was speaking me but yeah.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, but at least they're still supporting.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're spending their rupees. It's also because they like
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: they like American comedy because we can talk about the government.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Indian comics get jailed for that.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Really yeah, I.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Know that was like a thing in Dubai, like with
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: that whole oh yeah and all of our disappointing goats.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Wait, so they can get jailed for that.
• 40:55
  Speaker 9: If you're if you're like an Indian season and you're
• 40:58
  Speaker 9: talking about Modi, you could get you can get joke
• 41:00
  Speaker 9: for that. But for me, I'm like, I almost want
• 41:04
  Speaker 9: to do I want to cause an international incident.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I keep joking. I keep joking that like in America.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: The one good thing about Trump is if you get
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: in trouble, if you're famous enough, all you have to
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: do is go on TV and be like Trump is
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: the greatest president ever, and then you get out of trouble.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? That is exactly all you
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: gotta do.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: That's what Tiger Woods try to do.
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: So black ass.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Do you see when he got a he got NBA
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: young boy out? You remember?
• 41:33
  Speaker 11: Yes he did Trump he partnered.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, he parted.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: It's literally like a like a get out of jail
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: free card, like you just break emergency like break in
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: case of trouble glass.
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: Yes, I think, correct me if I'm wrong. He did
• 41:50
  Speaker 9: it for Lil Wayne too, right, so many rappers because
• 41:53
  Speaker 9: I think the part in price ranges from like two
• 41:56
  Speaker 9: point five to three million. Why no, yeah, he's selling pardons.
• 42:03
  Speaker 9: So and the reason how I know this is because
• 42:06
  Speaker 9: hold on, who's the who's the guy that we like
• 42:08
  Speaker 9: they used to work for the CIA?
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Oh John here? Yeah?
• 42:11
  Speaker 9: So you go through and John talks about how he
• 42:14
  Speaker 9: didn't know that it was like a price for this,
• 42:16
  Speaker 9: and he went to brunch with Giuliani and then he's like, hey,
• 42:21
  Speaker 9: you know, mister Giuliani, Uh, you know, I know that
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: you work in Trump's party. I'm interested in in a
• 42:26
  Speaker 9: pardon so I can get my pension.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: And then he was like, uh.
• 42:30
  Speaker 11: Juliana got up and was like, I don't talk.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: About this ship at brunch.
• 42:33
  Speaker 9: So he goes to the bathroom and then like his
• 42:35
  Speaker 9: handler comes and was like, it's gonna be about three million.
• 42:38
  Speaker 9: And then he's like, but my pension's only two million.
• 42:41
  Speaker 9: So he's like, why would I pay three million dollars
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: for two million dollars? So it ranged itself like other
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: people have said, like, hey, you know, I got it
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: for two point five, but it's like two.
• 42:50
  Speaker 11: Point five to three is like the range.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I hate that. I hate that so much.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, I hate that.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: And that is another reason why capitalism evil.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: It is evil because you shouldn't be.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Able to buy your way out of problems. Problems you
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: go like it's got it was, it was still bad.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: They were like debing whether Diddy was going to get
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: a party, and still on the table.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: If did, he didn't make those comments about him, I believe. Yeah,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I think you're right. I think you're right.
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: If Diddy didn't make those harsh comments about the president,
• 43:19
  Speaker 9: I firmly believe he would have paid the three million
• 43:21
  Speaker 9: for the party for sure.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Let's get off that president.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: I want them happier topics here. So why you tour
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: with your brother?
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: So?
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you tour with your brother? Is that kind of.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You thought I was just hanging out with a
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: seventeen year old. I didn't know he was young. Older
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: guy just looked young. I was like, I was about
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: to say, yeah, your comedy partners money. I didn't know
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: that that's my brother. That's my brother.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up to Luca.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, I I tore with my brother. It's it's good.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: We're getting big enough that we're trying to split off though,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: because before we were no, because we're solo acts, but
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: we would we would do it together just to sell
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: more tickets. I mean, and also like touring is depressing.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean? What you're old?
• 44:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm older by nine years. Okay, yeah, so it's
• 44:13
  Speaker 9: like you wait, wait, Mike, did you not hear you said?
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Can we get I didn't think it was. Do you
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: think he's lying about his age?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: That's even worse than if I consider him seventeen.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Weird now now when we say teenagers, like what, that's
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: f what you said it's depressing?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: How No, No, I'm saying if you tour solo, that
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: ship's depressing. You Just have a night in Cleveland, you
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's fun maybe if you're single
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: and you're really willing to get up to some debauchery,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: but otherwise it's just like if you're trying to be
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: a good boy, you just gotta sit your ass in
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: the hotel and eats.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: That's it. Good by Ohio, Yes, in Ohio. So what's
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: the worst you've been to in this in the US?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Augusta Georgia, Augusta Georgia, august Masters, Augusta National. Oh yeah, dude, the.
• 45:14
  Speaker 9: Only reason to ever go there is golf. That has
• 45:16
  Speaker 9: a shitty city, has a horrible city.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: What made it so bad? Let me tell you.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I was in Columbia, South Carolina the next day, and
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, this place is lit.
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: That's how bad Augusta, Georgia was Like, dude, Augusta, Georgie
• 45:31
  Speaker 9: is just like one street street.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Of downtown and it's like it's more dead than like
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Burlington's downtown offense because this is in a real city.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: It's like a city, like, yeah, this is the city,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: this street is, this is exactly what Augusta.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: This is just like a little discuss.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: So what was the venue, Like, dude, the vent it
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: it was this we got there, we got this was
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: like one of the first cities I ever toured. So
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: it was like they didn't even know where to book me.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: They didn't know where I could sell. So it was
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I have this place in Augusta. And
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: we went there and then they're like, oh, yeah, we
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: don't have chairs, so I hope that's cool. Like I
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: was like, you don't have chairs?
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: I know comedy.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, they're gonna get rowdy fast if it's
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: stand up and they're standing, so no joke. I called
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: my manager right away and I'm like, we gotta stop,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: we gotta stop doing these places.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: They just walk on stage. Yeah.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and now we booked like we're doing Grammarcy Theater
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: and ship. But it took it took me like a year,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Like even a Lamont saw me in the Philly punchline
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: and the foot punchline is too big for for how
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I was now. Maybe I could do it now, but
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: like a year ago, it was a little big. Yeah,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: City Winery would have been a good venue. That's a
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: good venue.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a nice place.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Speaking of yes, speak of City Winery.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Plugged the show Yeah Yes, Live show.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: At the Low City Winery in Philadelphia a July twenty eighth.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: No, I'm lying July eighteenth exactly.
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: Exactly exactly how my brother is. He doesn't know ship
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: about the tour dates because he knows I'm going to
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: handle that ship.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: Let let lets let Daddy handle it.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: You are July eighteenth, City Winery in the loft. Yeah,
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: come in for a nice intimate experience.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: You can get some wine, get some food. I was
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: just there this past week. Had a nice little burger
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: and a drink so expensive as burger.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Hey have some waffle friesen in the grony Exactly.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: I had the flat bread. It looked good, chicken baking
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: flat broad good good.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: It's great.
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: Moheitos tickets on sale now, great Mohitos, Lincoln Biot four
• 47:42
  Speaker 7: and were rocking out and.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll be starting at five.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: All types of fun stuff happened in there. Can't wait
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: to see you guys there.
• 47:52
  Speaker 8: Don't meet us there beat us there?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: M hm doing that? Yeah we are you doing like
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: a Crisp Brown on one where they have to pay
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: or just not.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're not where everybody takes a picture of and
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: they can do whatever they want.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: She should just do that, Like why even do concerts?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Man? Yeah no, he literally he's a professional, like just
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: frop for women's Instagram.
• 48:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, I literally survive off of beating greets if
• 48:21
  Speaker 10: yes he could. That ship is crazy to think about.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Pictures.
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: Definitely be paying it for a god damn picture one
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: moment with Chris Brown.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Like NBA young Boy's gonna do that in twenty years,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe less but yeah yeah maybe less maybe
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: less maybe less, But I.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Don't think that's gonna work as much because NBA young boys, like, no,
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: it's not is ugly. It's gonna be a bunch of
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: forty fifty old man they at paying thousand taking picture
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: with this man.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: The women.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: You don't think NBA young boys attracted.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: No, that's ugly.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: That's a ugly guy. That's what ugly man like, he's
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: not that bad. He's talking about young boy.
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: Yes, me a young boy.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Google, he's not.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: He doesn't I can't picture. He doesn't like Chris Brown. Sorry,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: he's not light skinned like I'm sorry, Herod.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: But that's why I'm confused. You know what, I live
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: in reality spaded this bad. That man looks good. That
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: man looks like a Judd looks.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Like a I mean, aren't. You're also the one who
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: brought up Kelly.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: He's a beautiful man. We're getting, we're getting somewhere, making
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: somewhere with him, just like days.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Mister dam is a beautiful man.
• 49:37
  Speaker 11: Okay, Oh yeah, yeah.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: You're covering it with some dark skin. Love got the colors.
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: I love all men.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Talking about You're like, for Damn Son, I would do
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: the ten percent.
• 49:53
  Speaker 8: He might can stand it, okay, because they a young
• 49:56
  Speaker 8: boy is not ugly?
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: What's the what? What's the real ugly? Nigga?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: But do you think women.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Kodak black? No?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Well, uh, I was just especially if you want to
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: bring up light skin here.
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: All the face tats.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: No, he's also fat.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: He's like some good looking fat people.
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: Look at Mike.
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, hey, that's how I got by man.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Thank God, thank the Lord a buff for this right here,
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: because boy, it'd be rough sailing.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: The rest of it, the rest of it.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: Don't don't, don't pay attention to all this down here.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: This is where you want to up.
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: Focus on this the person.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: That's all.
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: I want you to worry about this right here, and
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: this right here, all that other stuff around it.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: And once you get past the closed.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Eyes those until you see the dick, then over your
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: eyes again because I want you to see what you're doing,
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: but not anymore because I'm taking love your baby.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, what when did you say? When did you start
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: doing comedy? Started doing comedy ten years ago? Ten years ago?
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: I started?
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I was in California, Yeah, starting California then, but like
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: soon after I moved here all right now here, hear me,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: like New York, like three months after.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, So yeah, you moved to New York after doing
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: comedy for three months?
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I was coming for college, dude. I knew
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be a comedian son since I was
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: like ten years old. Yeah, I knew I wanted to
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: be a comedian. So like I used to just like
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: sneak out of my parents' house and do stand up.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, yep, that's what I would.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: I don't have the same. Yeah you didn't want it better? No,
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: I don't want it like that. Mike sneaking out of
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: the window to do comedy. You can't imagine.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: No, alright, alright, alright, I wasn't even talking about it
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: I was.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: And now and now coming to the stage.
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: Michael Winfield, Michael, Michael, you know, not get over.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: The window in the window.
• 52:02
  Speaker 13: Ah, I worked on the se So you said you
• 52:09
  Speaker 13: went to school out here or uh yeah, went to
• 52:13
  Speaker 13: went to n YU.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you could tell by the fit.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: Yes, a lot. That would have been absolutely my first guest.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: Guessing the comedy scene is bigger over here than it
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: would be on the West Coast, for sure, for sure
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: all the best comics. West Coast is just like strictly
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: like if you want to be an actor or some ship,
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: but like.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: If you win well west it's l a maybe, but
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: like nor Cow the scenes like.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: You're right there, you flew across the right there.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: It's a nine hour drive, but seven hour drive, seven
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: hour drive, six hour Flamesland, okay.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: But he moved his life over here versus who's going
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: to school, Yeah, but I mean school over there.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: But he was appeasing his parents. And I was a
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: good Indian boy. I went for engineering. I was a
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: good India boy. Yeah, at least for first Did you finish?
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: Huh?
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I changed? I changed, but I changed to uh to
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: TV writing TV.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: You for a long time one day.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: I can't say s it now, but but but I
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: would uh. They know, they don't, they don't, but I
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: will say. I mean other Indian uncles and aunties will
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: be like, you know what I mean, like, oh, you're
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: a comedian, and it's like, come on, dude, you're your
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: son is a lawyer. But if I'm a comedian, I'm
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: making as much money, then I fucking win, you know
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: what I mean.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: I win. You don't win because your.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Son is always two days away from killing himself. Yes,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: always a.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: Constant flux of suicidal boks. And then I make jokes
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: So it's.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: And me, I'll kill myself depending on how Instagram's going,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. There's no outlet for him.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: That's fine. Wait, so I'm not saying I would say.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: The fucked up part was getting my brother into it.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: That was risky. But now now it's going, well, how
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: thats going? It's going, well, he booked a TV show,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: so it's like it's gonna be on Hulu. As a
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: they kind of stereotyped and they made it. I can't
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: say what show, but he's gonna be a nerdy Indian.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: They're gonna make them. They're like, oh, yeah, you're a
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: super nerd at this, like prestigious. So it's like one
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: of those like Riverdale type shows, like all the white
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: all the white kids are like little twinks, like super attractive,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: and then they're like, yeah, you're the nerdy Indian kid ship,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: the sexless nerd.
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, not mad at it, but that's how Indians are, like,
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: like you got to get your beard to have a
• 54:30
  Speaker 9: glow up, you know what I mean. Before that, you're
• 54:33
  Speaker 9: like virgin and then you get the beard and you're like.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: Oh okay. Indian friends, they had some rough times with
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: He was a little bit and as worked that beard
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: outs wonders for them.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, look at you, That's what I'm saying. But and
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: the white and black girls like the beard. The brown
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: girls they're real mentally calling they don't like the beard.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: Another point Indian friends black women, black women tell them
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: it tracks they knew.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: They were like, I'm getting.
• 55:08
  Speaker 9: My girl is as she says, half Puerto Rican, quarter black,
• 55:12
  Speaker 9: quarter whack.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: That's what she says, quarter white. That's what that's the
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: last first.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's bad.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Quarter whack is what made her come up with the
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: quarterwack part that she tapped into that for that.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so in New York he's doing comedy.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Right, when did you feel like, all right, this is
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: I'm onto something here because you know, actually you're talking
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: about TV because when you go on your.
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: Bio, he says, Jesus on the Histyes, that's correct.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: How did that happen? That's what I wanted to know.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I was doing well before. I mean, you know this,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: you did comedy at first. It's how a heart to
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: make money from comedy, Like it's basically impossible once you
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: have fans, and I'm like, so what I would try
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: to do was at first, I like, I just had
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: basic jobs. I worked at Starbucks, and I like, I
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: worked as a PA on sets. But then I was
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: like able to make money doing a bunch of commercials
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: because I'm ethnically ambiguous enough to be in a commercial.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Commercial it's a white it's a white girl and ethnically ambiguous. Guys,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: that's what it is. You could be a wan or
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: a that's correct. No, that's why I played so uh
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: so like before that, I played a cartel leader like
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: any series. And they're like, they're like, are you Mexican?
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: I was like absolutely, I was like yes, and then yeah,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: I just I saw the list saying and I applied
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: for Jesus and then they chose me, and apparently it
• 56:41
  Speaker 9: was a it was a controversial pick because the History Channel, like,
• 56:45
  Speaker 9: we filmed a bunch of stuff with my face in it,
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: and then they caught They caught a lot, yes, because.
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: They and I'm not like, it's not like they just.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Cannot believe that this guy that was born in the
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: Middle East.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Had they told me, as you know, Jesus died from sunburn.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Of course, Jesus died from melanoma.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: And he rose in three days with Sarah.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:19
  Speaker 9: No, So they cast me and then they they re
• 57:21
  Speaker 9: edited it apparently, and they're like, yeah, we had to
• 57:23
  Speaker 9: take out a lot of shots.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's not blast, are you religious. But you know, okay,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I still I still got a piece of it. I
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: got it.
• 57:34
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: It's a little bit.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: But so you Audi, did you do lines with like
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: what was the lines?
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: I just said like some ship that they send the
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Bible they ept where you just read? That was great?
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Do you see that?
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Did you see that? I was like, and he quoted
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: like whatever here whatever letters? As he said that, I'm like, bro,
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: that's not even in the bi What are you talking about.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: That ship did sound like it sounded like some real
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Bible ship.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: It sounds good. It sounds good.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: He was a good writer because.
• 58:11
  Speaker 9: He said he said Valley of Death. I'm like, I
• 58:13
  Speaker 9: mean Kanye said that, so I must have been in
• 58:15
  Speaker 9: the Bible, Like that's.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. That's not a real thing.
• 58:19
  Speaker 10: It was like it's like a real quote, but it
• 58:21
  Speaker 10: was obviously like tailored for this. It's like half yeah,
• 58:24
  Speaker 10: like there's some stuff in it that was really in
• 58:26
  Speaker 10: I think it's Ezekiel.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: I think you know what it's like if if the
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: verse said Jesus wept and then he went up there
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: saying Jesus cried uncontrollably.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: And so like yeah, but that's not the quote.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: What it is interesting. But so the Jesus, where did
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: you film?
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: We filmed in Georgia. Yeah, Augusta. No, no, no, back
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: to it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: What's the one a little bit south of Atlanta, Columbus?
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I think Columbus, Georgia.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: Making or which one?
• 58:57
  Speaker 11: Huh making Georgia?
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: No, no, not making. There was a studio in like
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I believe it's Columbus, Georgia. Yeah, it's like forty minutes
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: south of Atlanta. They put me in the airport and
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: then they just I had like a van and we
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: went down there. Show how long was you filming?
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: There? For like.
• 59:16
  Speaker 9: Six days over two weeks? Okay, okay, so it's like, yeah,
• 59:19
  Speaker 9: it was chill. It was like three days, three days
• 59:21
  Speaker 9: a week.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: Now I got to go back and watch that, like
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: I know him, I know Jesus, I know Jesus the stomach.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: They cut out the lines because of the controversy.
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: So that sucked.
• 59:33
  Speaker 9: But now that's why I'm just like controversy. Yeah, well
• 59:37
  Speaker 9: they didn't want to show my face, so what they didn't.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Showed me on the cross. They showed me on the cross,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: and they showed me like getting crucified. And all this ship.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: That's nuts.
• 59:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I would say that was the coolest part is
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: they had to like put fake nails into that was
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: real cool.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta understand the wait, I gotta feel the bird.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: It was fun for me.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 9: It's like an atheist to you know, upset my upset
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: my grandmother. He's just up there like this is yeah,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 9: this ship didn't happen.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, that would be like me.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: They made me do like a scientology and I'm like,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: I play Lord Zeno, so I.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Probably that would be hilarious.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Kill the alien souls.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: But I'll do it for check. Put him in the volcano.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not really about acting. I like stand
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: up a lot, but acting I don't find her that fun.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, because you do stand up like
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: acting is like you're you're there on Wow. You really
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: have to like call him out like that.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Catch this.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 10: We have to bully him into getting back on stage.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 10: That's what that's only if he wants that's because you
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 10: three don't go on stage. But you've been on stage
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 10: at Okay. Yeah that's different though.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: What it is different?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: It's different way well back in high school. Oh, like
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: James in the Giant Peach or something like what reason.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: I wasn't in Greece. I was in Raising in the
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: Sun in twelve angry man.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Oh wait Raising in the Suns to play Yeah ship, I.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: Was just ask who's the African that?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: I mean it was all black plays, so like harror, colorism,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: harror was what's was? What wasn't that?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Harv was in the too.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't really go to the Jones Diddy's character. Yeah,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 9: I mean do you feel like the live podcasts are
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 9: more fun than the like pre record we've only done
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 9: one because you have the feedback.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: For the audience, right, yeah. Yeah, and it was good.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: I mean when we did the live show.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: It was it was fun.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: I'm excited.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but sometimes there's like we expect responses or like
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: we're asking them something and it's just crickets and oh
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: you mean if you ask the crowd something, yeah, and
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: then they're just like yeah, think we were gonna be.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly because we we just went to like a
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: lot of shot the Crash podcast, Like, it works better
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: that way when you get people that are willing to
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: even in a minor way, participate, because it gives us
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: it doesn't like.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: What's the point of y'all coming here?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna Yeah, we want to engage wantage you
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: can just watch.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Just talk anytime.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like you normally we just want to smell our
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: breakfast time.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Like I don't get get get in with it.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: You don't get the ones who like who go see
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 9: like Bill Simmons Live, you know what I mean? Or
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 9: like the sports the sports podcast live.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: I don't get that sports podcast.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, every podcast is trying to cash in on that ship. Now, yeah,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: what a racket.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't what for what just to ask him what
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: he thinks?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Do they have Murder podcast live?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: You know that with the live murder.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: Murder that kills on stage.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: That's we have the victim's brother here today with.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: Us also become a victim himself.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: We're gonna milk this for as much money as possible.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Right now, that's crazy.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: I can't what is that?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: What does that even entail? Like now we go to
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: our sponsor, Smith and Wesson, okay, sponsor for mald that's crazy.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we're still yeah, like so it's been a
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: while since we did a large show.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: So we're excited to do so.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: But speaking of crowd engagement.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, bringing back the beater brigade question Stuart, So who's
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: gonna say that response?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Which one did you want? Do you want to do
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: whatever one you guys want to do, because you guys
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: on the normal I.
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  Speaker 1: Want to get the big one, the big back one.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the most big back thing ever.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Say, well, maybe we can have why I choose which
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: which question he wants to do?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you can choose?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Or what do we do? This one? Need too?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: I don't think we did that one either.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Let's do this one?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: What a couple of we just what's something you want
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: to normalize?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Okay one I wore to start this one, uh normalized
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: slapping the fuck out of ignorant as people. I swear
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: the world will be a better place if dumbass is
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: new they had to shut the fuck up or else.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: I agree with this wholeheartedly. Shout out to.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Whoever snuck the funk out of sneaker saw that just
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: punched him in the face.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Did you see what the ice spice too?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: That was crazy? That was a little while.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: We had McDonald's eating at McDonald's in like l A
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: and then this girl just hit her. The video seems
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: like nothing.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 8: Had ways that what they were showing on tn T
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: last night.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably that sounds like we were watching no because
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: like like I'm watching like the post Game ship and
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: they went to like these two women fighting and McDonald's like,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: I didn't have a sound with her friend and then
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: like Charles Barkley and Shack or Charles Barkley just up
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: as Ice Spice, Barkley dedicating on Ice Spices crazy, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 8: I'm like, what the fuck is like, why is why
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 8: are we showing this?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Like I wasn't listen by the show was canceled.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: Now, I don't even know how.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 10: Said I don't know how they knew track Ice Spice
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 10: though she had like her hood up, her back was
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 10: to her.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: I mean because it's in the restaurant, you know that
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: that immediately went out the Ice Spice got into a fighter.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 8: McDonald's.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 10: No, I mean, now the girl knew it was Ice Spicy.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 10: She's at like maybe maybe she with bright orange hair.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 10: You know, she had her hood up, she was in
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 10: her back was towards her, like but you.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Probably her in the window when you're coming in. I
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: guess like when I was watching, she just saw the
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: ass and she presumed. I mean, and that's enough reason
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: to go up, are you?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 8: She was ordering a mad chicken, tapping the john.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Like the bendover.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: That's how she orders the chicken, the bendover.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: And the coochie test like my patty.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: I'm a baddie.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: Pants.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 8: Okay, but that's crazy.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so definitely normalize that.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: Keep keep bunching these motherfuckers in the face.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: Snegle deserved it.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: He's I'm doing really controversial and no one's gonna agree
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: with this at all. Long nails on on men.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 9: That's something you want to normalize. Yeah, because I'm just
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 9: choosing one that no one's going to agree with. I'm
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 9: choosing no one's gonna agree with because I like, I
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 9: like keeping my nails like people.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: You know that, you're what, I'm a bitch. I only
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: do edibles. It's like.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: I'm one of those gen.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 9: Z who's like, well, I'm worried about my lungs. I
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 9: just I only eat my little gummy all smoke.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 8: I'm getting there.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: You're getting there, my little gun.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 9: I'm like, I'm a runner. I don't want to, you know,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 9: so I have to have my gummy like my vitamins.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I'm Macha Gummy's crazy, No, because you know your nails
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: actually have like a literal purpose.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 9: You ever have something in your ear and you can't
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 9: get out, it's because you're you're now. You could have
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 9: got out in one second. Do you ever have something
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 9: in your teeth? Could have got it right out, but
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 9: you don't have your clause exactly?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 11: Interesting?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 8: What the hell beginning your is?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: You need to get out with your nails wax wax?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe maybe you're maybe you're fortunate, maybe you don't
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: have a heavy wax flow down. Okay, but I have
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: a heavy flow days on my wax. I have been
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: told by my doctor that my waxes is heavy.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: I've seen people with some nasty ass ears. Bro.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: I remember when kund we went to high school with
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: like we just sitting the cafeteria and I just so
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: happened to look right and seeing his ear that she
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: was the most bus I've ever seen it.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: He probably had.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 9: Short He looks like a SpongeBob, you know, thee zooming yes,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 9: oh god, like.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: Little bad tar pints.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: It was disgusting. I'm like, God, damn, bro, you don't
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: clean your ears.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Jaic something flying in that bitch, the Canal Street subway.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: That's what it looks like.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Like animals.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: All right, you got the whole ecosystem.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: What's something you want to normalize?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 10: Hold all right, I don't I don't have one in particular,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 10: at least on the top of my head.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: I could go right now over like flowers.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 10: This one says though, telling your homies that you love them,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 10: the real homies, it's good.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I can't do that. I can't do it. I feel
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: like it should be implied.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and I know that that's like a toxic masculine bullshit,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 9: but I'm still just like, come on, man, you're really
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 9: gonna make.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, tell me you love me, hug me, kissed me
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 8: on the forehead.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: We go like like I was on the phone with
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: my friend. I was on the phone with my friend
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: and then he was he was bitch about some ship
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: and I was on mute and I was I was
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: asked my girlfriend like, what the hell is he on ben,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: She's like, he wants reassurance. I'm like, no, don't tell me.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: I'm to worry about my friends.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 9: I hate that when when your friend is like, well,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 9: my love language is just like no, that's for that's
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 9: for a partner.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 8: Okay, that's too deep, that's too don't don't don't tell
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 8: me your love language.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I don't say why you haven't gotten any gifts in
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: a long.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, myke love language is good receiving.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: You haven't gotten me any kiss? What the do you want?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Actual service?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Here's a good one that's not very controversial.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: I don't think uh normalize eating breakfast foods at any time.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine, Yes, completely, We're already doing that.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: We're normally breakfast for dinner is fantastic.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: I haven't done that in a while, but it's amazing.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is amazing because I'll eat leftovers for breakfast,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: So why can't I have pancakes, bacon, eggs, and sauces
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: for dinner.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: Ship On the podcast with Joe Santagato and the Frankie
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 7: Basement Yard base Yard, he was saying that breakfast for
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 7: dinner was white people's stuff, and I was like, no, no, no.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: No, they can't.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: They can't colonize breakfast for dinner. They can't take colonize
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: a whole meal, the whole idea.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: I remember people saying that that was for poor people.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, colonizing is on a big one
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: because they're definitely calling the Afro cloud bobs.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: Yes, what.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 7: So there was a there there was a picture of uh,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: what's her name, Tracy, Tracy Ellis Ross with her afro
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 7: and it was a publication I.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Think it was Variety Variety or Vanity Fair and they said, both,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: this is a cloud bob styled with a cloud bob. Oh,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: it's like an it was just an afro. You can
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: just call it an afro bro, so you don't have
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: to do this, just like, you know, is that culture appropriation?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: I'd rather say rather than say that.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: I'd rather than say that because like I don't know,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Racy L. Ross isn't a zionus.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: We can't confirm or.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: But what I can confirm is that it is not
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: a cloud bob because you just made that up, because
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: you literally.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: Just made this like we had corn rows, we had
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: boxer braids.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what are we talking about here? What we
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: do speaking a boxer?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Another one is fighting at the workplace, because some people
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: just need to be put in their place.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: Now, what's something you want? A normal fighting at the workplace? Yeah,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: where do you work at? The warehouse, waffle house, claric
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: and it is normalized there. Yeah, definitely.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: You know what part of the onboarding would you know,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: like fight club, you can't get unless you know it's that.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: It's that one tic that where the guys like, yeah,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: we're gonna onboard you.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: Uh, you got a slap box this dude, like, we're
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: gonna see what your hand work is like, and then
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: we're gonna know.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: We're gonna put your day shift or the nice shift.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can fight. We gonna put you in the
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: night shift because we can't fight.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: Gonna keep you saving on the day shift.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 9: It's a different weight classes. Harry, you're a featherweight. You're
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 9: you're here seven am.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: You're gonna be on You're gonna be on register.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: I'm like this technique, his technique crazy.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: He's gonna put him on nice shift as a waiter.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: He's in the trenches up, he's.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: Slapping motherfuckers with me.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: We only get the eye, nigga, you want to be
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: in the house. So I ran choose.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: Okay o Brown. This person said something we need to normalize.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: I want to ask expounding on that.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: Okay fighting at the workplace, Yeah, that is wild. But
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: would you accept at a workplace where they do allow
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: a space maybe not like all out like just fighting
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: in the work, but like they allow.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: You a space like hockey.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: HR regulates and you do a little paperwork and they
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: you signed some waivers and you have permission to like
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: if you know, like like two minutes with a coworker
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: you don't like, or even even punding extra paperwork superior.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 11: No, because I don't think anything is thatss serious? Especially
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 11: at work?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but for for comedys sake, it would be great.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: But listen, if you face no repercussions, it's just a thing.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 11: If you're facing no prepercussion, why do we have to
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 11: do this at all time?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 8: Because you need you because something.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: Physically imposing your will on somebody in an animalistic level
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: just just lets them know I'm not to be tried,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not to be played with, and that helps you.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 9: I don't think I've had some of the worst jobs.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 9: I just don't think it's ever that serious. Like why
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 9: would you don't ever have to get that energy?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 11: Go pick up?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Might well just fight for who who gets to be boss?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Then that just like yeah, it's their job. There's a
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: bracket job.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 9: There's a bracket and the number one CEO, number two, CFO,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 9: runner up CFO.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 8: We just do like Batman.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: It's like stick crack it like whoever's a lot is
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: the job and you walk out. You run a company
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: like I want the number one Mike, I'm killing him.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: I'm killing him.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: The tables now killing.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you. It's like black Panther, like you can challenge.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: The all right, we're having we're having a Kuma te
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: for lead lead marketing posision. U.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: I want to. I want to fight Wyatt for his
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: I G followers.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 9: Damn, you're not in my weight class. Brom going the
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 9: second one right now, let's go close the door.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: Whoever comes out that password when it comes out, Oh gods,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: I work for Google.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 6: Now why if I can't I give my engineering degree?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: My parents are happier. Yeah, I happier, dougle back, thank you?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Why for losing that fight? We are very proud of you.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 9: We are how many days are gonna last? If that's
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 9: the rules, dude, Mike's gonna fight you and then get it. Yeah,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 9: and then I go back to this date.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: It's all full circle.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: It's all you always them ups card.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: And Mike's like Cord, we all got to save twenty
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: four hours figure it out.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: I'm just go putost picture on my bloody knuckles, like yeah, man,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: hard work. You don't get to where I am without sacrifices.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: It's just my blood knuckles with a little bit of
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: Corey's skin on it.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Now I'm taking off Thursday because I need a manicure.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: Welcome to Google.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: If you guys have more no, I mean fine, we
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: can put more questions?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 7: Okay, great questions, one last we got one more? No, no,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 7: go ahead, okay, h questions from the listeners. What's an
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 7: inconvenience you can't do anything about? Sometimes when I'm in
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 7: the bathroom at work in the stall, I'll notice someone
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: doesn't wash their hands, and it makes me mad because
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 7: I look down at the shoes all day trying to
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 7: match them to trifling people. For context, I'll just say
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 7: that I work in an office building. Even though we're
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 7: on the fifth floor. Many people use the bathroom because
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: it's public. Has always loved the pod and what the
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: initial question was, what what's an inconvenience you can't do
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 7: anything about?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: They're inconveniences. People not watching their Oh.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: I remember I was in the airport and this guy
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: literally just went from peeing and just put his hands
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: under the dry and walked out.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like he had to drive the pee on his hands.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm like, what are you drying? You didn't
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: watch the ships?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 14: Clearly, just say just set the set the that's what
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 14: you're like, all right, that's good, that's good. I'm hungry,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 14: looking good, looking good.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 9: I always get stuck behind the people that are doing
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 9: the most right, so prime example, and my wife is
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 9: starting to notice this. Like I remember one time I
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 9: had to go to Pizza Hut because I was in
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 9: a rush, and they were like, yeah, bro, he just
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 9: stepped aside because a school just called and it's they're
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 9: like their pep rally and we got to make like
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 9: forty seven piles stepped aside.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 9: Even at like Chipotle habitual because I go to like
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 9: four times a week, I always get stuck behind the
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 9: person that's like, hey, I'm a door desk driver and
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 9: I need like seven different bulls.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: And it's like I always get stuck behind that person.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: You know what that is instead of me?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: You know, that's your karma, it is and that's your
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: karma from when we're being impatient. No, no, that's is
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: comma from when remember when the Popeyed chicken sandwich first
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: came out?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: All right, all right, I was wilding.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: I was wilding.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: Can you explain why? Now? What did you say when
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: the Popeyes chickens that first came out?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Obviously you remember it was a craze for this damn thing,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: and Popeyes were sold out of theready, they were selling
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: out like hot kakes, like pop up chicken sandwiches.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 11: And people were dying over this.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Literally, people did die recipes.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Now he decided, I'm like, I really want this sandwich
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: for obvious reasons, and you is.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: This a black type? Do tell?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 9: So?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 14: Uh?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 9: Me and Mike at this point in time this podcast,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 9: it was just me, Julian and Mike, right, and I
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 9: needed the content for the pot so and I was
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 9: just like aroused by like how emotional people would get
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 9: over these chicken chicken sandwich Right, So I went to
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 9: Popar on my lunch break. We had a Popeyees chicken party, right,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 9: So everybody stopped what they were doing and we all
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 9: got chicken sandwiches. We're all gonna lunch thirty minutes. We
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 9: don't take an hour today, but had to drop off
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 9: his chicken sandwich. So the line was, like I want
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 9: to say, because there was a line. They were like, Cory,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 9: you can go early and your lunch be as long
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 9: as it needs to be, right.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Because you're the carrier.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 9: Right, Yes, I go there and I was like, I
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 9: need twenty five chickens. They were, they were, and I
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 9: was gonna take the ass whipping back and I was
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 9: like no, I was looking. I was like, I need
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 9: twenty five and like and at this point time, this
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 9: was in Trenton, so I'm already in a bad neighborhood.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: Twenty five.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah, So when the Trenton then I drove to his job,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 9: dropped it off to him. He we recording it laughing.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 9: And at this point in time, like they were running
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 9: out of food, right because the chickens were selling out,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 9: and like somebody was like no, Somebody's like, y'all gonna
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 9: suck him up, and I was like, yep, you're going to.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: But not to go off on the tangent.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 9: Did anybody see the TikTok where they were saying somebody
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 9: did a study and they were saying driving fatter Actually doesn't.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 8: It doesn't do anything.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: It doesn't.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 9: It doesn't, it doesn't anything, which is not crazy to me,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 9: because you're swerving through the lanes and you're getting caught
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 9: in more like you're you're messing up like the light sequence,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 9: so you get caught in more red lights. So they
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 9: were like, you actually don't like save any time unless
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 9: you're on the highway.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: Unless you're on the highways literally.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: But like if you're driving like in a city or town,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: you going above speed liman, you're not gonna get there
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: any faster.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: You're not because you're gonna get caught it a light.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: So but that's our chicken story from like years ago.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's why you always everything those twenty five.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Damn you no, Jesus Christ.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 9: I thought you were going to say you did something
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 9: like that and then you sold them in the parking
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 9: lot for a mark up or something.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Actually, for the party, there was actually four a part.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: We had a pop Ye Chicken party for cultural that
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: is at the State of New Jersey, New Jersey.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 8: Chicken party is crazy all.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: Company at Google.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, this was before I got there.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 9: This was I was working at the Department of Transportation
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 9: and it was like we had like a we had
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 9: like a it was a e RG group, right, which
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 9: which when I know EERG now and I know like
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 9: the white people.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: Look at these monkey looking at you like freezer.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they and we we had like a limit
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: like you can only get one sandwich, no fighting, no
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: funny business, mister, no funny shout out to Quincy.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: Do you ever have one of those?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 9: Like one of my one of my best friends, he's
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 9: also Indian. He he he like drives himself fucking crazy,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 9: brings deodorant everywhere because he's like I don't want Yeah,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 9: He's like, I damn my deodorant. One day and I
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 9: was just I was sitting there on the plane thinking,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 9: oh my god, what if what if all these people
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 9: think I sick?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: And then they think I will say I.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: Do have a quirk.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 9: When I go out with my coworkers for like work
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 9: related eating, I never get watermelon or chicken now, and
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: You're saying, like why would you.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 9: We were somewhere and one of my white concerts, like
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 9: don't They weren't trying to be funny, but they were like,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 9: do you want some watermelon?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: I was like, Nope, don't like it, but no laughing
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: at them, I didn't want that watermelon? What about this
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: grape soda? So I always I don't have always toler
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: I always get surf or turf. I never get fried chicken.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: People about what about like rotisserie chicken? Nope, I never
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: I never get chicken.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 9: I will get fish or you don't have to do that,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 9: and like I don't know chickens like fucking chicken. Though
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 9: that was like nope, okay, but when we're having chicken chicken,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 9: Wait that transitions into the other one. What's the biggest,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 9: big bad thing you've done? I'm not I mean shy
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 9: eat like a squirrel. I think the biggest I mean, yeah,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 9: but you had a moment.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: I bet oh.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 9: Oh, So like I'll go to like five guys and
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 9: get fries, and then I'll go somewhere else and get
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 9: something else and then make like a we do that?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 11: We do that?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 9: Oh like no, like like like we used to have
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 9: like not pizza parties, but like I go to Wawa,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 9: get me a big ass lemonade, then go get pizza.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: And then I go get fried from somewhere else and
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: then I meet up at his house and then.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: We just all eat the ship. That's that's extremely big.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: That's called now they have double dash. You ever do
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: the double dash?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: Thanksgiving me only double dash once? Yeah, just got like
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: a drink from somewhere else.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 9: Like I feel so bad, dude, I just like send
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 9: this guy who barely speaks English, like, all right, go
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 9: to three restaurants right now, navigate.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're not here in ten minutes, no tip, like.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: Like like like have like your regular restaurant like McDonald's
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: or whatever, and then like have them double dash a
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: slurpy from seven of them.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, because I need a slurpy one. I feel like
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: a fat ast forst when I like door dash ice cream.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy. I just like I'll out door dash
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: cold stone.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: That's just lazy.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: It's a waste of money by the time you get
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: it's a milkshake.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah, is it?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: You have a door so that like one singular item.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I feel like such a view of ship
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: when I do that.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: And I mean you're in New York though, so it's
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: kind of different.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: Like it's that makes it work because you have way
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: more obs because it's a walk in the city just
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: across whatever.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 9: It's pretty common for you to order door dash and
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 9: it comes from like someone riding a bike. Yeah, I
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 9: feel I would feel like an asshole. I like didn't
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 9: tip them a lot because it's like I try to
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 9: like always tip him more because they're actually really working
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 9: to get you to my whole point, the whole point,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 9: I would feel bad. I was like the other thing,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 9: the other thing about tipping them, you know something dude
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 9: do on foot in Manhattan. Yeah, the thing about tipping
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 9: them is like, also, so many people don't tip that
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 9: if you tip, you get your food away faster because
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 9: the people who the people who are doing it obviously
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 9: they can see how much everyone's tipped before they choose
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 9: to do They can.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah can Okay, One time I thought I ordered like
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: a burger and and a drink.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 9: Turns out I only ordered the drink because I fucked
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 9: it up in the app and so he he like
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 9: made a thirty minute journey on a bike just to
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 9: give me a fucking diet coke.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's how I felt. I felt guilty. Scene.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: It's a wild timeline living.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 9: That's great, but it's also interesting interesting to see like
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 9: how DoorDash has evolved because when it first started and
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 9: I was working at a furniture store. Some of my
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 9: coworkers would leave the store and then go door dash
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 9: and he was like, bro, like this is my lunch.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 9: I'm eating their food. Like he would put his hand
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 9: in the bag. That's why they had to put the
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 9: stickers on the bag, because he was like, he was
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 9: like if you He's like, if I'm going to a
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 9: fast food place and you're getting a meal with fries
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 9: and nuggets, He's like, I'm taking some of it off.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 9: Rip's that's common practice. That's why there's stickers on the bag. Now,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 9: drivers were they.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: Were eating food?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, that is crazy. It's crazy that they were actually
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: doing literal door dash likes on foot.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah they're dashing.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 9: Actually they're just sprintingalds.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: But then you have this, you have some people that
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: say that they have a restaurant, but they're just making
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: food out of the kitchen. I kind of that if
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: the restaurants or ghost kitchens.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I got sucked up with that because that's
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: what mister Beast has. Yeah, and most I did.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Best Burger. Yeah that sh was made in Applebee's listen.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: It was actually it was a Ruby Tuesday.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 10: So I'm on I'm just on PS five and playing
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 10: a game and I'm like, I'm starving, bro, I'm about
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 10: to get some eat my mens.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, there's there's a mister beasts Birger, like
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: zero point five miles away.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 11: I'm just go there everything.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 10: I was like, I'll be right back in like fifteen minutes.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 10: It was right down the street. So I pull up
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 10: and it's on Ruby Tuesday. Where's mister b I'm like, whoa,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 10: where's the mister Beets. So then I'm looking like I'm like,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 10: all right, there's gotta be another one closer. So I
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 10: look and it was like, oh, there's another one like
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 10: ten minutes from me.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: I'll just drive to.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: This Beast is really taking over South Jersey. He's really
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: taking over. I get out there and it's just a
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: regular store.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: Again. I'm like, oh, this ship says it's right here.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 6: What the how many more?
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 10: I'm like, okay, someone three ghost franking me. Somebody is
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 10: fucking with me. Because the second one I went to
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 10: it was just closed. So I'm like, is this does
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 10: this ship exist? So I went to one that was
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 10: like on my way back home. I get out there, No,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 10: I can't even find the store that it says it's in.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: I just went home after that. It was crazy.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 10: I'm like, even if, even if it is a ghost kitchen,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 10: the places that it is saying it's are not even there.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 10: I don't like the misrepresenting I'm never fun mister beast.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 10: It was already if it's I'm never, He's not that
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 10: bad a guy. He's actually he's.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: He's pretty cool. He's pretty cool. It's the people around.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 8: Him that he's.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: He's pretty cool. He's not a bad guy. You can
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: see the bad guy it off. Yeah, it's more so
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: the people around him. That's the weirdo.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: She's gonna take over.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, everybody's arounded by weirdos. A right, good bye.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: God, mister B's gonna take over the world one day.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 8: I mean, motherfucker damn that.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: Already we're deciding the next election. Who could stay in
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: this room take for thirty six hours?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, next question, I guess I follow him just in
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: case I run I running to him on the street.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: But like, if you follow me, you like got and
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: that's not a bad strategy.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 9: He's not doing that, And if he does, he's doing that. Nigger,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 9: you know, that's he only doesn't. He only doesn't like
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 9: where he lives in the middle of nowhere. Find out
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 9: where he lives and just start walking in our hearts.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: Where it's in the Midwest. It's in the Midwest. I'm
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: looking up. He's not He's like Santa Claus.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: He lives, he lives.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: He lives in the eyes. He lives in the green Greenville,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: North Carolina.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's yes, it's gotta go to green Villa.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 15: Just just yeah, just walking around the spend, spend on
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 15: hundreds of dollars worth light and there's days and and
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 15: and hosts them and like hotelv is just when they
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 15: all change, will get a wrecked.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 9: Walking around Walmart with a full car, Like, oh, I
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 9: hope somebody buys this groceries for me.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: Wow, the economy is so rough.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: I'm just so impoverished. Somebody would help.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: A big strong YouTuber would come in, a big strong,
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: strong Beasts of the Man would come.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: Is there any of those mysters around.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 8: Any anyone, anyone.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 11: He's just so just so gracious and he gives back.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, provided there's taxi Timpsons on camera, provided we're all
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: different on.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 6: Gam Yeah, yeah, I'm noticing.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: The noticer.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: All right, next question.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 7: Five hundred thousand dollars annually, but you are perpetually enrolled
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 7: in a four year degree at your best local college
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 7: slash university. The degree you're enrolled in is randomized and
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 7: not you're choosing. To obtain the five hundred k. You
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 7: must get a minimum cumulative grade of seventy percent for
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 7: a given year.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: What GBA is that? Hire a kid in India? No joke,
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: no joe, No, that's a spend.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 9: Spend only a little bit of that money and even
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 9: even send him extra fuck it, you know, and you're
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 9: still gonna have so much.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: Fun over five hundred thousand dollars. You could give him
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: fifty k a year and he you.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: D plus a four year degree. Still like probably easier
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: than that job, that's what you know, at least less
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: stressful and you're making more.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: Would I would do it.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: I would do it.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: I would I would do that, And I don't give it.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: If I had like a if I didn't have like
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: a job I loved, I would do it. I would
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: do it for sure.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: So like, if you don't get the seventy that first year,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: then like you're not gonna get that money. But like
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: hours a week do I did get to try again
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 5: the next year or that first fail is like, ah, you're.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: Getting paid to go to school.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's that did it the other way around?
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do that.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna do better now that you haven't? Exact?
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 9: So?
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 7: So wait, when you were paying you, you didn't care
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 7: as much as now that you're gonna get paid.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: It wasn't my money.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, it was your money because you're paying for.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: It was, but it wasn't they're not getting that money back.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: Hey, yo, you can get that ship back in blood.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Do you hear me?
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: You're gonna have to come.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 6: You're gonna have to come see me. And then when
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 6: you see me, suck my dick and dan.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: You'll get it maybe back for me and motherfucking thing
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: gets my black.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: Assay worrying about what y'all get?
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, doc doctor lipship, doctor school school,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: So eazy.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: I did take a lot of naps. You know that's
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: a that's a key to success. Everyone just take naps.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: You'll be all right.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 8: I love good nap mm hmm. That go like how
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 8: you're grown man napping because that but nobody says.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: That you surprised.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe twenty three year old girls said.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: That you've been surprised. How many feels like, like, how
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: are you napping right now?
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 8: Like what? Because my body said you can use some sleep.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: I used to not nap, but now they're not even
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: like it ain't on purpose. I just fall asleep. I know. Women,
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: that's just burnout. Yeah, your body's giving up.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah you've got four hours of sleep now you can't
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: keep doing this morning, you know what I mean. That's
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: not called a nap then because you've never slept. That's
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: a breakdown. No, No, I do days like that because
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: like today, I had to wake up hell early to
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: come here God showing the night.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 9: I'm a nap in between. But it's not a nap
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 9: because I didn't get them much sleep last night.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: Go to sleep after. It's like a sleep supplement. Yeah,
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: supplementing your.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: Just why down like this? So I don't mess with
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: my hair, that's all I do.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: You got a body, you gotta get a body.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: That's that is what my uh, that's my The woman
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: who cut my hair set and I was like, I
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: don't know if I'm about to have a bonnet, Like
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: just like yeah, she's like.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: I was like, all right, yeah, you just get it. Yeah,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: we need some intis bonnets.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: We do, dude, that'll be cool, super dope.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, Solim make money over there? How can I
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: make money? Him? Cue and the capitalism Lab just cooking
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: up ship. Just little hands crazy days. People actually asking
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: for little hands and little hats. Huh. Like we saw
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 4: people action for the thongs to come back. People are
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: asking for the thongs.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: Back, bring those back to y'all have thongs?
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 10: Like no lot is probably like five years ago, maybe six,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 10: we were selling nts throngs.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: Damn man, we have stickers like my ship's gay. You
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: guys have thongs? Man, women don't even listen to my podcast.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 4: That was when we realized it was like, oh wow,
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: there's women that listening.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: So what it looked like it was up here?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, and it's our faces right on the little
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: coochie part for you. Or you can buy three of
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: them Mike and Corey.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: I was hoping this individuals like who sold the best?
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: That yo, that would be kind of a good idea.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: Who can sell the most?
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know if it doesn't work out, well,
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: I can do whatever I actually, if I don't sell
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: on me, I'm gonna feel bad. It's like, what if
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: I sell more than one? Who the fuck is mind
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: your throng with your face on it?
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 10: A lot of people? Well, well, well a lot of people,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 10: But you want to wear a throng with my face?
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 10: The numbers might be skewed because Noodle is gonna buy one?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: What everybody?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 9: Are you gonna feel if you go home and your
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 9: girl is wearing a thong with your face on it?
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good? Pretty good?
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: Pretty damn pretty good? How you feel if she doesn't
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: buy your throng? Death?
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: Death to all of them, both of us, death all
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: of them.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 6: I'm a single father. Everybody, everybody's going.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: It's about the time. It's about time you take off.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: And at the funeral.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: On the cast like you can go with it and
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: cute a man on a jet ski with his family.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: That's a good one. Yeah, that's what and that's a
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: sweet spot.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: I can only approximately sell one dog, and that's her
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: because of myself.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: Anymore questions will arise, We'll just.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 7: Put it out there and see what happens now, or
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 7: she'll be real toxic and by five and be like
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 7: who else she would do?
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I don't know, by like thirty dogs, just
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: so I could be in the lead.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 4: And now you got a booster.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 7: And alright, one more, one more general question, He says,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 7: do you guys have any guilty pleasure videos you could
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 7: watch for hours? For me, I can sit and watch
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 7: the mowing videos for hours, That's what they said.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 10: I recently, I've been addicted to the people who are
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 10: turning to text message in the songs. I could watch
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 10: that for hours, bro, because it's so good, so good.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: I like when obviously like the pimple.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: Obviously that's yes, that's good, cracking bones.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: I love that. I like the pimples.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: When they do the ring dinger.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 4: What's the ring dinger? The ring dinger.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: Medical You're not gonna like this is when they strap
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: them into like a table and they just like keep
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: like these little bars so they don't move, and they
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: take like a little towel like around.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: Well it apparently like it's just it's you.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: Know, decompresses this fine like in the court and like
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: they go, I guess you feel it always from the top.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: Down in your ass.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 4: I feel like that might kill me.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 8: I want to do it so bad. They're gonna do
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 8: it and you're gonna fart.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 10: A lot of people are niggas coming out a lot
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 10: of people that honey grown coffee is coming right out
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 10: of me.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: Bro. But I would say the one I'm really into
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: right now is like when they do unclogging drains, like
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 3: there's a guy, Like when they like flood the streets,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: or like when the streets are flooded, you know, take
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: the drain and they'll just unclogged and.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: Just watch all the water go. Like rug cleaning videos,
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 4: Oh those are good.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: Those are too crazy where it looks it's like animals
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: on the rug now, Like who's bringing in this this
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: covered rug?
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 4: Like this clean it.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: I want to watch you clean. Even if you clean,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: I'm still numbering in my house though knowing it was
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: like it was like that, but it's impressive you did it.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: I just want to see it get clean, and I
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: like I like the process. This is gonna sound bad.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: Do you ever see the breastfeeding videos? Thet'll come up
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: on your your algorithms different.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: I I don't know. I'm not on the Mommi mikers
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 4: section of the of the TikTok.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: To each throng.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 4: Maybe I am maybe I'm not. Wait what is this?
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: What do you you know?
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 9: They're like, if you don't show the nipple, Instagram allows it,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 9: and so it's just the baby covering the nipple.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm just like, oh man, but they get
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: you because.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 9: Because listen, oh man, that baby's in the way. Because
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 9: my my, my animal, my brain just you stop on
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 9: for three seconds. Then Instagram's like, ah, we got you,
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 9: got you, we got you.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring this up more. And then every time
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, and it happens every time.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 10: I've definitely seen that ship on TikTok. I don't know
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 10: how to get away. It'll be like a random woman
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 10: in the middle on TikTok Live, Yes, on TikTok Live
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 10: with with just breastfeeding, and she's just standing there like m.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 9: You like.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah, TikTok Live in the middle of the Night's wild
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 10: ships the middle, it's.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 4: A little man in the middle of Taiwan, ranning on
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 4: a treadmill.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: Smack in the water, like the just girls in bikinis smoking.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 10: Weed, crazy b be some guy just sleep and everybody's
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 10: like making like sending gifts to send noises.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 8: I wonder if they actually hear that ship or is
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 8: it just a sleep Those people are.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: Not sleep sleeping, fake sleeping making money.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 4: You couldn't fake sleep yea all the time and it's
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: gonna actually fall asleep.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 5: Like like you know how how how like you have
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 5: your your like when you're DJing, like your mixture is
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 5: inside of the things, like you like inside the room.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 8: You really don't hear it. I would if that's the case.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 4: Oh that could be it too, Like they don't even
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 4: hear this.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: Because like like after fucking four hours.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: Random noises, Like.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: It's a good hustle if you're a deep sleeper though,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like I could sleep through anything.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a good deal to me.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 5: See me, I'm a deep sleeper, but I'm light sleep
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: at the same time, because I could sleep through anything.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 5: But if something isn't it's like if something like I
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 5: know what does makes sense? I know this, Like I
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 5: could like I could fall asleep and like the loudest
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 5: room in the world, but like if I'm sleep at
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 5: home and like just the slightest thing like creaks and like.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: Oh nah, you're killing me.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 10: Nah for me, I can sleep through every pretty much everything.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 10: But if my door opens, I hear.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 5: It, like like anything that's outside of the normal, what
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 5: is supposed to sound like? I'm I'm waking up Like.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 9: Now, I think I would die. Like if somebody broke
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 9: into my house, I wouldn't. I would not wake up.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 9: I would wake up like.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: This, dude, I'm just not waking up. They're they're killing
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: me sleep. I would wake up like six hours alad,
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: Like where all my ship go?
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 4: Dude? Yeah?
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: Where are my organs? Where you set a TV? Like more?
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 6: I had a gold ladder, I saw, I had two
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 6: wearing pants.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: Take me over.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 4: I had ten toes when I went to sleep.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 6: Right, Look, I've just seen my liver.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 4: I put that ship out.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: Someone stole a lobe.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 4: Why am I missing the nipple?
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: Nipple harvesting all the nipple markets? Yeah?
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: Probably the market.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: Some Asian billionaires just sewing new nipples on themselves. I
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: like the black ones the best, the best. He looks
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: like kill Monger.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 6: But it's all nipples.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: Nipples that is discussed disgusting.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 4: Oh that's why I am man. I have nipples? Can
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 4: you milk me?
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: Wait? Wait I got another.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 9: I got another controversial one for normalized, normalized males having
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 9: sensitive nipples your.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 4: Your next, Hey man, are you talking about sexually or yes?
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 4: Whoa what do you mean? I don't know, just making
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 4: sure every time I put my shirt on, no.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: Get a good breeze. It's like I can't even run
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: like a mile without it getting like hard, you know.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 4: Sorry, sure, just this crossing is just brush and ross
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 4: and they're like, god, damn I run nis.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I look like Jennifer Aniston and friends, you know
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: every time?
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, at attention.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my now girlfriend used to make fun of me
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 7: for having perky nips and like T shirts and it's
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 7: like nothing I can do about it.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: The headlights exactly.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: M all right, So I know you got your special
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: coming up? Sorry, yes, sir, fellows. Where to find it?
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: Find out my YouTube at white for great on all platforms.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: But if you want to watch the special, it's on YouTube.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: Check it out now. It's called the Devil you now.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's basically me just I just go through
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: every group of people and I talk ship.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 4: Why that's good.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 8: That's what the special is.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: This good stuff. Give us the black jokes right now.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: Give us the best, all right, if you really want,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: if you want me to get murdered. And well, I
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: was doing this joke. I think I think you saw
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: this at the Shell actually because at the time my
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: girlfriend was like full black. So that's when I wrote
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: these jokes.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, oh that was a different girlfriend, different.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: Puerto Rican. Yeah, we spiced some porttery. You ever heard
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: of stem cells the Puerto Rican right in there?
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 4: You ever seen spice? I just made her.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 9: Now after that, after the Super Bowl, she just converted,
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 9: you know, I just no, no, So I did. I
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 9: did this one joke that always goes super viral. It's
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 9: a stupid joke where I'm like, uh, my girlfriend. I
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 9: I'm like, I'm Indian, my girlfriend's black, and we found
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 9: out from our doctor that we can't have kids. Yeah,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 9: doctor Umar.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: So that's one joke I do.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: So that's a silly one. And then the other one
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: is an argument that we we would have all the
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: time because she would we would just argue about who
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: has like what race has the best hair? And she
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: would are you black? And I would argue Indians.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 9: Well, I just think I just think you should always
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 9: represent your own people.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: So I'm not like hating on her. But I'm like,
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: but I'm like, I gotta.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 9: Make the best possible argument for my people, and the
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 9: best argument is like, if black women have the best.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: Hair, why are you using real Indian hair?
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 4: Why are using my Indian bundles?
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like and then the joke goes like and
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 9: then they have the balls like don't touch my hair, like, bitch,
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 9: that's my hair.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: That's how the joke.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 4: And I like that.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: The joke is like, there are too many black women's
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: hair jokes. So I didn't really want to do it,
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: but now I'm like, I kind of do have a point.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: I kind of have a point. So I did it,
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: all right, guys.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: I think, I think. I think at the end of
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: the day, the day is gonna end. I think so,
• 1:43:16
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• 1:43:20
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• 1:43:23
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