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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of I Heart Radio. Welcome
- 0:27Speaker 1: back to the show, ladies and gentlemen. As always, thank
- 0:30Speaker 1: you so much for tuning in. It is a lovely,
- 0:35Speaker 1: slightly gloomy uh Monday morning here Monday morning ish uh
- 0:40Speaker 1: in Atlanta, Georgia. And it looks like I am wearing
- 0:45Speaker 1: a hat and my co host Knoll is wearing a
- 0:48Speaker 1: hat as well. It's true, Ben, I am wearing a hat,
- 0:52Speaker 1: alas it is not bedazzled or adorned with any like
- 0:56Speaker 1: fruit or or vegetable items, or any kind of perhaps
- 1:01Speaker 1: brightly colored feathers, or even entire taxidermy chickens. Because that's
- 1:07Speaker 1: the thing. Yes, neither of our hats contain weapons. If
- 1:12Speaker 1: you could see the Zoom call today, that would probably
- 1:15Speaker 1: be your first question. You would be like, Ben, why
- 1:18Speaker 1: don't you have a knife of some sort in your hats?
- 1:22Speaker 1: Or maybe a tiny gun disguised as fruit. Or you
- 1:26Speaker 1: might even ask why is super producer Casey Pegram not
- 1:31Speaker 1: wearing a hat? And Uh, I think it's because you
- 1:34Speaker 1: know you and I figured this out a number of
- 1:36Speaker 1: years ago. Uh, Casey, You're not really a hat guy.
- 1:39Speaker 1: That is true. Although I get compliments when I do
- 1:42Speaker 1: down a hat. Well, you have that one amazing hat,
- 1:45Speaker 1: Casey that just says movies. If I'm not mistaken, it
- 1:48Speaker 1: is the hat that says movies, that is correct, Casey.
- 1:50Speaker 1: On the case you need one good hat exactly that'll
- 1:56Speaker 1: that'll last me. Yeah, yeah, that's all it takes sometimes,
- 1:58Speaker 1: you know, and I want to verify really quickly. I
- 2:01Speaker 1: know we we seem too oddly pivoted from me having
- 2:04Speaker 1: all these extra koutre monts in my imaginary hat to
- 2:07Speaker 1: Ben talking about weapons. There's a there's a crossover here
- 2:10Speaker 1: between these. See the weapons in question for today's story.
- 2:13Speaker 1: We're actually very functional and would have been used to
- 2:15Speaker 1: hold in place some of the koutrama, the aforementioned a kudrama,
- 2:20Speaker 1: which you know, got more and more absurd, as you
- 2:22Speaker 1: know fashion tends to do. Of the time. We're talking
- 2:25Speaker 1: about the turn of the twentieth century women's style. It
- 2:29Speaker 1: was all the rage to have big massive hair uh
- 2:32Speaker 1: and and big huge hats that were kind of part
- 2:34Speaker 1: of the hair do. They were sort of like almost
- 2:37Speaker 1: woven in. They were like almost one and the same,
- 2:39Speaker 1: this kind of like mega headdress thing of you know,
- 2:43Speaker 1: organic hair and weird little props um. And in order
- 2:47Speaker 1: to keep all of stuff from just totally falling into
- 2:50Speaker 1: the uh, the assumedly disgusting, filthy sidewalks of the time,
- 2:55Speaker 1: women needed to enlist the help of these giant needle.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Uh you get your hat pin, and my mind immediately
- 3:03Speaker 1: goes to let hairpin. Not the same at all, my friends,
- 3:06Speaker 1: A hat pin was a twelve inch long, very very
- 3:10Speaker 1: very pointy needle. Yeah, that's right now for listeners in
- 3:14Speaker 1: the southern part of the United States, these really big
- 3:19Speaker 1: ostentatious hats maybe associated with church services, particularly the big
- 3:25Speaker 1: ticket services like Easter, right, But back in the day,
- 3:30Speaker 1: these big, big hats were a big, big deal, and
- 3:34Speaker 1: they were much more common. There was also a social
- 3:38Speaker 1: change occurring at the turn of the twentieth century. For
- 3:43Speaker 1: the first time, at least in modern history, women were
- 3:47Speaker 1: socializing on their own. They were strolling sidewalks without without backup,
- 3:53Speaker 1: without a chaperone, and there they encountered what the author
- 3:59Speaker 1: of Men to Floss article calls a new peril, street harassment.
- 4:04Speaker 1: And so, in a very innovative way, fashion started becoming
- 4:09Speaker 1: a matter of defense as well as a sartorial matter,
- 4:13Speaker 1: and so in newspapers throughout the land. You began seeing
- 4:18Speaker 1: these stories that had a common thread, or I would
- 4:22Speaker 1: say a common underpinning, common hatpinning. Well, you get where
- 4:26Speaker 1: we're going. There were multiple stories of women defending themselves
- 4:32Speaker 1: from rapscallions, Dan Sickle esque scoundrels with hat pins. It's
- 4:38Speaker 1: a new one on me. Ben dan Sickle asked, all right,
- 4:40Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I thought that was just one word. You're
- 4:42Speaker 1: you're referring to a previous uh lothario of of of
- 4:46Speaker 1: ridiculous history. Law check that one out if you missed it. Um, Yeah,
- 4:50Speaker 1: it's true, there's a there's a word. We're gonna get
- 4:52Speaker 1: into a little more of the the etomology behind or
- 4:54Speaker 1: the atomology. But when it came into fashion, referring to
- 4:57Speaker 1: these men, these aggressively flour tacious, entitled men, the types
- 5:02Speaker 1: that we would have talked about in our wolf Whistling
- 5:04Speaker 1: episode as mashers. I love this term. I mean, it's obviously,
- 5:08Speaker 1: you know, referring to something very awful and uh and misogynists.
- 5:12Speaker 1: But just the word mashers is funny to me. Um,
- 5:15Speaker 1: But yeah, it's true. It was the turn of the
- 5:17Speaker 1: twentieth century. Women were aligning with one another to petition
- 5:22Speaker 1: for the right to vote. A lot of these women.
- 5:25Speaker 1: We talked about that issue very recently too. We're in
- 5:28Speaker 1: heavily populated, dense urban areas, uh, and there were a
- 5:32Speaker 1: lot of there was a lot of wealth. There was
- 5:34Speaker 1: a lot of alsap poverty, but there was a lot
- 5:36Speaker 1: of ridiculous wealth. And and these hats in their you know,
- 5:40Speaker 1: heights were almost the flex of one's wealth. Um. So
- 5:44Speaker 1: women you know, who had been relegated to the home
- 5:46Speaker 1: before that worse out now taking public transportation or taking
- 5:50Speaker 1: walks alone at night, like you said. And the men
- 5:53Speaker 1: who at the time were not used to seeing women out.
- 5:57Speaker 1: And we're also you know, living in a very patriarchal
- 5:59Speaker 1: this siety where they felt entitled to hoot and holler
- 6:03Speaker 1: and wolf whistle and even you know, paw on on
- 6:07Speaker 1: women if they if they wanted to. Uh. They started
- 6:10Speaker 1: to act accordingly, um in in their kind of doggedly way,
- 6:14Speaker 1: and they started to you know, kind of aggressively flirt
- 6:18Speaker 1: with these unescorted women. So this became a problem, a
- 6:25Speaker 1: real problem, because there's a fine line between just aggressive
- 6:28Speaker 1: wolf whistling and hollering and maybe a little you know
- 6:31Speaker 1: pawing to full on sexual assault. Yeah, I would say
- 6:35Speaker 1: it's all harassments. Um. To me, flirting always felt like
- 6:40Speaker 1: there was some reciprocation there. Uh, you're right though. Uh.
- 6:45Speaker 1: There's an author named Carrie Segrave who wrote a book
- 6:47Speaker 1: called The hat Pin Menace American Women, Armed and Fashionable
- 6:51Speaker 1: eighteen eighty seven through nineteen twenty, and this author says
- 6:55Speaker 1: that because of the factors that my co host just described,
- 6:59Speaker 1: for perhaps the only time in American history, virtually all
- 7:02Speaker 1: American women went out and about armed with a deadly
- 7:07Speaker 1: though legal weapon, that Hatpin. Well. One note about cat calling, right,
- 7:12Speaker 1: which is just the very low end of what these
- 7:16Speaker 1: masters were doing. Cat calling never seemed like it worked
- 7:19Speaker 1: to me. I never get it. We mentioned this in
- 7:22Speaker 1: the wolf Whistle episode, but cat calling in general doesn't
- 7:26Speaker 1: seem to It seems more, uh, an expression of power
- 7:32Speaker 1: and harassment than it does a genuine attempt to begin
- 7:35Speaker 1: a romantic liaison. The masters took it further than that.
- 7:41Speaker 1: They didn't just cat call. Uh. They were opportunists. So
- 7:45Speaker 1: if they saw a woman unaccompanied in a sparsely populated
- 7:49Speaker 1: part of town, like a dark alley or what have you,
- 7:52Speaker 1: they would feel entitled to grab a woman's arm and
- 7:56Speaker 1: then try to ask this person and to go with
- 8:00Speaker 1: him to a secondary location, etcetera. Uh, this granted truth
- 8:04Speaker 1: In nineteen fourteen put it this way, saying the masha
- 8:07Speaker 1: took a ladies on, the master took liberties. The masha might,
- 8:10Speaker 1: with the slightest provocation take advantage he approached a woman
- 8:14Speaker 1: he did not know to ask her to a dance,
- 8:16Speaker 1: or to ask if he hadn't met her somewhere before.
- 8:20Speaker 1: And then it went on to call the master a
- 8:22Speaker 1: cad and a coward and saying, you know, these guys
- 8:26Speaker 1: realize the only way an unaccompanied woman can express her
- 8:31Speaker 1: resentment is by ignoring them. Turns out, luckily that wasn't
- 8:36Speaker 1: the case. You could take it a step further if
- 8:38Speaker 1: you had the right kind of hat and the right
- 8:40Speaker 1: kind of pin you to be fair, I mean, the
- 8:43Speaker 1: press was on the side of these of the women
- 8:46Speaker 1: and and and their rights to kind of go. I
- 8:48Speaker 1: mean there were certainly politicians and you know, outspoken male
- 8:53Speaker 1: members of the community that we're not in favor of this.
- 8:56Speaker 1: But the newspapers started to report these encounters with mash,
- 9:00Speaker 1: which was kind of a slang for this, like lecherous
- 9:03Speaker 1: and predatory male lithario, you know, with the entitlement and
- 9:07Speaker 1: all that. So it definitely wasn't like okay, you know,
- 9:10Speaker 1: um at all, at least in the press's eyes. Uh.
- 9:13Speaker 1: And in Theodore Dreiser's Sister Carrie, which was a novel
- 9:17Speaker 1: at the time, the master has described as one whose
- 9:20Speaker 1: dress or manners are calculated to uh elicit the admiration
- 9:24Speaker 1: of susceptible young women. So it's almost like, uh, what
- 9:29Speaker 1: you might refer to today as a boy or a
- 9:32Speaker 1: rake or a peacock in the world of the n
- 9:38Speaker 1: LP type uh pick up artist guys peacocking is exactly
- 9:43Speaker 1: what they're describing here. Uh we we I like where
- 9:46Speaker 1: we're going with this, because we know that the press
- 9:50Speaker 1: was on on the side of these victims, but they
- 9:52Speaker 1: were they were patronizing, and they were condescending about it.
- 9:56Speaker 1: They also give us documentation women fighting back. Before the
- 10:02Speaker 1: Rise of the hat Pin. There was a lady in
- 10:05Speaker 1: Chicago who was so bothered by a master's quote insulting
- 10:09Speaker 1: questions that she beat this out of him in the
- 10:13Speaker 1: face with an umbrella until he staggered away, hopefully learning
- 10:18Speaker 1: from his his terrible behavior. One would hope and also
- 10:22Speaker 1: just a little detail here about that encounter. It was
- 10:25Speaker 1: a show girl, um who likely was either on her
- 10:28Speaker 1: way to or from work and possibly you know, wearing
- 10:32Speaker 1: some of her show girl attire, and that even more
- 10:35Speaker 1: in the mind of a master would have been like, oh,
- 10:37Speaker 1: this is this girl is just asking for it, you know,
- 10:40Speaker 1: all that ridiculous logic. And the press really did kind
- 10:43Speaker 1: of glom onto this is almost like a oh, like
- 10:46Speaker 1: a vigilante kind of thing, where, um, the stories kept
- 10:51Speaker 1: being reported more and more, and the tone of the
- 10:53Speaker 1: reporting was very much in favor of the women and
- 10:57Speaker 1: uh kind of like raised them up as kind of
- 11:00Speaker 1: heroes within the community, you know, fighting back in against
- 11:03Speaker 1: these uh, these villainous men um, which was kind of
- 11:07Speaker 1: unusual at the time. A lot of times the press
- 11:10Speaker 1: sort of took the side of like the the the
- 11:13Speaker 1: popular more's and you know, this being a relatively new
- 11:16Speaker 1: thing of women kind of venturing out. I think it's
- 11:19Speaker 1: pretty interesting that the press uh so quickly kind of
- 11:22Speaker 1: realized that this was an important thing to cover and
- 11:25Speaker 1: actually took the side uh and the cause of the
- 11:28Speaker 1: women being harassed victim blame in the media, you don't say,
- 11:33Speaker 1: well exactly, but That's why. That's the thing. That's why
- 11:36Speaker 1: I'm surprised, especially at the time. I would have thought
- 11:39Speaker 1: maybe the media would have been more victim blamey, but
- 11:42Speaker 1: instead it starts to really mark a transition in the
- 11:46Speaker 1: way that this kind of stuff is viewed slowly from
- 11:50Speaker 1: this kind of housewife mentality of you know, this whole
- 11:54Speaker 1: whatever American dream thing with like women staying at home
- 11:57Speaker 1: with the kids and the dog and all that, and
- 11:59Speaker 1: having dinner prepared aired for the man when he comes
- 12:01Speaker 1: home from his work with his briefcase and slippers and
- 12:04Speaker 1: newspaper bungling all this up. But you get the image. Uh,
- 12:08Speaker 1: and it really started advocating for female independence. Um. And
- 12:12Speaker 1: I think that's really important thing to to note here. Um,
- 12:15Speaker 1: working women and women who are advocating for suffrage started
- 12:20Speaker 1: to really kind of be able to steer the conversation
- 12:23Speaker 1: and we're able to really let the world know about
- 12:27Speaker 1: the plight of of women out in the world, you know,
- 12:31Speaker 1: against these these entitled masher dudes. Yeah, this is this
- 12:36Speaker 1: is an interesting point. So this goes back to what
- 12:38Speaker 1: I was saying earlier. There is a Again, nothing occurs
- 12:42Speaker 1: in a vacuum. There is a paradigm shift here, a
- 12:46Speaker 1: cultural shift. Moray's and values are changing. Dating is changing.
- 12:53Speaker 1: So back in the day, in polite society, a man
- 12:57Speaker 1: would a gentleman, of course, would call on upon a
- 13:01Speaker 1: family home and interval woman's parlor, a gentleman caller, and
- 13:05Speaker 1: they would have a polite conversation on events of the day,
- 13:11Speaker 1: under the close eye of parents or an answer or
- 13:13Speaker 1: another authority figure. But now it was different. Now the
- 13:17Speaker 1: gentleman would still call, but say may I escort you
- 13:21Speaker 1: to a show hall or a dance hall. And people
- 13:25Speaker 1: were clutching their pearls and ringing their monocles about this,
- 13:29Speaker 1: because then you couldn't control the kind of social company
- 13:34Speaker 1: people kept. This could be a recipe for iniquity and evil.
- 13:40Speaker 1: The suffragists fully rejected this notion, uh. And they also said, look,
- 13:45Speaker 1: you shouldn't be blaming women for being harassed. You shouldn't
- 13:50Speaker 1: say that women have to dress as modestly as possible
- 13:54Speaker 1: and that it's their fault if they get harassed. The
- 13:57Speaker 1: problem isn't us, they said, The problem is the quote,
- 14:02Speaker 1: the vileness of the masher mind. The masher mind. The
- 14:07Speaker 1: funny thing has been the things you're describing here. These
- 14:09Speaker 1: things still happen today, the idea of you were asking
- 14:12Speaker 1: for it, you were dressing in such a way, the
- 14:14Speaker 1: victim blaming nous and I mean we have we've come
- 14:16Speaker 1: a long way, but not so far. Think yeah, but again,
- 14:21Speaker 1: you know, women are in between rock and a hard place. Uh,
- 14:25Speaker 1: society isn't really on their side in many cases. And
- 14:29Speaker 1: uh the suffragists are doing their best to counteract that
- 14:34Speaker 1: usual condescending, shame on you type narrative. But there's a
- 14:39Speaker 1: legal problem here too, because let's say you want to
- 14:42Speaker 1: protect yourself and you're like, hey, I'm I'm a I'm
- 14:46Speaker 1: a young woman of means. In the United States, the
- 14:50Speaker 1: land of the Second Amendment, why can't I just start
- 14:53Speaker 1: packing heat? At the time, especially in Chicago, it was
- 14:58Speaker 1: against the law to have a concealed firearm, not just
- 15:00Speaker 1: for women, right, like for anyone right. And it was
- 15:03Speaker 1: legal to carry most knives. What's a gal to do?
- 15:05Speaker 1: And she's being mashed left and right? Well here come,
- 15:09Speaker 1: you know. It's just a matter of being thrifty and
- 15:12Speaker 1: using what you have around you at your disposal. The
- 15:15Speaker 1: hatpin wasn't employed as a weapon. It was initially a
- 15:20Speaker 1: very functional item that was used to kind of pin
- 15:22Speaker 1: all of this stacked crazy stuff together. The women of
- 15:26Speaker 1: the time we're wearing on their heads not all, but
- 15:27Speaker 1: but many um. And it was just a matter of
- 15:31Speaker 1: one quick thinking woman pulling that thing out and using
- 15:35Speaker 1: it to to skewer a masher. So before we get
- 15:43Speaker 1: into the kind of real origin story, the real you know,
- 15:47Speaker 1: young Bruce Wayne seeing his mom and dad gunned down
- 15:51Speaker 1: by the Joker or whatever or Jack. When I forget
- 15:54Speaker 1: how that story actually goes, Um, we need to talk
- 15:57Speaker 1: a little bit about the history of this evolving kind
- 16:01Speaker 1: of by today's standards, bizarre fashion choice of wearing these
- 16:05Speaker 1: massive hats that required these deadly uh needle like hat
- 16:10Speaker 1: pins to to kind of stitch together, right, And that
- 16:12Speaker 1: all began in the late eighteen fifties, Um, when women,
- 16:17Speaker 1: especially in summer, would wear these straw hats. They needed
- 16:20Speaker 1: to keep them on their head so they wouldn't get
- 16:22Speaker 1: blown away by the wind. Um. And the hat pin
- 16:26Speaker 1: was employed to do that because it had to literally
- 16:28Speaker 1: skewer it kind of through from the back um and
- 16:31Speaker 1: the hat. You know, obviously as a porous material, you
- 16:34Speaker 1: can stick the pin through there without like damaging the hat.
- 16:37Speaker 1: And then that would keep women's hats from blowing off.
- 16:41Speaker 1: And initially these pins didn't need to be super long
- 16:43Speaker 1: because they were just used to hold a single hat
- 16:45Speaker 1: onto a single head, so you might secure it, you know,
- 16:48Speaker 1: in a couple of places with a smaller pin um
- 16:51Speaker 1: and then you were all set. But as the hats
- 16:54Speaker 1: changed and the styles changed, the pins had to you know,
- 16:57Speaker 1: evolve along with the time. Right, yeah, I would see.
- 17:00Speaker 1: I would say, there are two things here. So if
- 17:02Speaker 1: we don't look at the social perils of the time,
- 17:08Speaker 1: we see a pretty common trend, which is something starts
- 17:12Speaker 1: off functional and then becomes fashion. It becomes a an
- 17:17Speaker 1: aesthetic statement. That's kind of what happened with the hat pin. Uh.
- 17:21Speaker 1: It went from just being something to hold something in
- 17:24Speaker 1: place to something that was seen and displayed and became
- 17:28Speaker 1: part of the whole vibe, the hat vibe. But we
- 17:32Speaker 1: notice around the eighteen nineties, just a few years before
- 17:36Speaker 1: the eighteen nineties, we start seeing the hat pin transform,
- 17:41Speaker 1: not just on an aesthetic level, but on a functional level. Folks,
- 17:45Speaker 1: when we say hat pins, just so, uh, just so
- 17:47Speaker 1: you have the picture in your mind. We're not talking
- 17:50Speaker 1: about a thumbtack. We're not talking about a pushpin. We're
- 17:54Speaker 1: talking about something something that's more like around a ten
- 17:58Speaker 1: inch to one foot law needle. Like it's it's it's dangerous.
- 18:03Speaker 1: It's a poke a rizer for anybody who is a
- 18:05Speaker 1: fan of the stand and catches that deep gut reference
- 18:09Speaker 1: or or if you think of Aria stark sword in
- 18:12Speaker 1: Game of Thrones that was actually called needle. Uh, it
- 18:15Speaker 1: would be something that you could wield like that. You
- 18:17Speaker 1: could absolutely stick someone with the pointy end of this
- 18:20Speaker 1: and it do some serious damage. Oh yeah, I'm saying
- 18:23Speaker 1: poke a riser because I like the word poke riser.
- 18:26Speaker 1: But the poke risers actually a gun and a word
- 18:29Speaker 1: a character makes up to describe them killing gas station employees.
- 18:33Speaker 1: But yes, you would poke rize. You could be pokerized
- 18:37Speaker 1: by one of these, no doubt. And by the early DS,
- 18:40Speaker 1: what once it was a very functional, lightweight kind of
- 18:42Speaker 1: straw hat to keep the sun out of a woman's
- 18:45Speaker 1: eyes had really mutated into these towering bizarro you know,
- 18:50Speaker 1: tafoda ribbon, you know silk things. Sometimes they were had,
- 18:55Speaker 1: they had like feathers, even fruits. It makes me think
- 18:58Speaker 1: of that that very famous Latin singer and movie star
- 19:02Speaker 1: Carmen Miranda, who believe the Chaquida banana woman was based
- 19:05Speaker 1: on But I might just be making that up, but
- 19:07Speaker 1: it really was in fashion, and so these shorter hatpins
- 19:11Speaker 1: weren't going to do the trick anymore. Not to mention
- 19:13Speaker 1: that the longer hat pins, uh, and the hair stack
- 19:16Speaker 1: and this is all kind of like stitched together with
- 19:17Speaker 1: the hair and the hats and the ribbons all kind
- 19:20Speaker 1: of one thing. You had to have longer hatpins. They
- 19:22Speaker 1: would be between ten and twelve inches, like we were saying,
- 19:25Speaker 1: not to mention the stem alone, like the part that
- 19:27Speaker 1: you hold to stick the pin in, sometimes were several
- 19:31Speaker 1: inches long on their own, and they were adorned with
- 19:34Speaker 1: jewels or whatever like they were like actually absolutely the
- 19:37Speaker 1: part would be sticking out would be an extra little accessory.
- 19:40Speaker 1: Depending on your economic state, if you were more in
- 19:44Speaker 1: the working class, then you're probably gonna have something a
- 19:48Speaker 1: little more functional, a little less or date. But like
- 19:52Speaker 1: you would have maybe a pin with a white or
- 19:56Speaker 1: black bead a top it. But they become much more
- 19:59Speaker 1: suffic sticated, showy and expensive from there. This is a
- 20:03Speaker 1: global trend. We're mainly talking about the US, but these
- 20:07Speaker 1: hat pins are popular in Europe, Australia, New Zealand as well.
- 20:11Speaker 1: Most everybody is where it has and hat pins, So
- 20:14Speaker 1: it's not unusual to be loved by anyone. I'm kidding,
- 20:18Speaker 1: It's not unusual to have a hat pin if you're
- 20:22Speaker 1: walking around. And originally people were just getting maybe accidentally
- 20:30Speaker 1: injured every now and then. You're on a crowded train,
- 20:33Speaker 1: et cetera. Uh, and you get poked with a hat
- 20:35Speaker 1: pin in the in the mash of the crowd. And
- 20:39Speaker 1: there's an interesting thing about masters that will will mention
- 20:42Speaker 1: towards the end here that doesn't take place in the US.
- 20:45Speaker 1: So people quickly realized this was a way to immediately
- 20:50Speaker 1: punish these undesirable mashers. You just pulled the pin. You
- 20:57Speaker 1: literally pulled the pin on them, and the wounds that
- 21:00Speaker 1: people would get from these pins were described by the
- 21:04Speaker 1: Times as not serious, but very painful. And then we
- 21:10Speaker 1: enter into these human interest stories. Now we pulled a
- 21:13Speaker 1: couple of examples of actual hat pin retaliations, but we
- 21:20Speaker 1: want you to know there are many, many more. These
- 21:22Speaker 1: kinds of human interest stories were very common in newspapers
- 21:26Speaker 1: of the day. What say we start with Sadie Williams
- 21:30Speaker 1: versus the cable car robber in eight as this trend begins. Yeah,
- 21:36Speaker 1: to me, this is that kind of origin story, And
- 21:39Speaker 1: I think a perfect place to start, because this is
- 21:41Speaker 1: really right on the cusp of when the hats started
- 21:44Speaker 1: getting insane and the hairpins started getting longer. This was
- 21:47Speaker 1: an eighteen UM and it was a rainy morning in Chicago.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Sadie Williams was getting on the Blue Island Avenue cable
- 21:55Speaker 1: car heading to a funeral, understandably decked out in her
- 22:00Speaker 1: most elaborate funereal head regalia. Uh. And the car, it
- 22:05Speaker 1: was early in the morning, was empty except for her,
- 22:08Speaker 1: another woman, and the conductor, so she decided to sit
- 22:11Speaker 1: near the back and get comfortable for a trip up
- 22:14Speaker 1: to Street and California Avenue. UM. A couple stops down,
- 22:19Speaker 1: two men boarded the car, and these were coal powered
- 22:22Speaker 1: cars pick cable cars, by the way, So the conductor
- 22:25Speaker 1: bent down to shovel a little more coal into the burner.
- 22:30Speaker 1: One of the new arrivals to the car went over
- 22:34Speaker 1: and actually restrained the conductor and started to rob him,
- 22:39Speaker 1: dig dig through his pockets, and the conductor was struggling
- 22:43Speaker 1: to get free, but to no avail. Yeah, this story
- 22:46Speaker 1: is a little bit different because they're not mashing on
- 22:50Speaker 1: the victims. Sadie Williams is actually more like a street
- 22:54Speaker 1: level superhero in a Netflix series. So here's what Sadie does. Uh.
- 23:00Speaker 1: She says, hey, see here, you can't fight here, and
- 23:02Speaker 1: then one of the men slaps her down and pushes
- 23:06Speaker 1: her into a seat nearby. But she doesn't take that
- 23:08Speaker 1: line down. She quickly pops back up again. She raises
- 23:12Speaker 1: her hand to her hat. Picture the moment Casey we
- 23:15Speaker 1: nead some superhero music. She pulls out this pin. It's long,
- 23:19Speaker 1: gets one of those foot long ones, and then she
- 23:21Speaker 1: holds it like a dagger and she plunges the pin
- 23:24Speaker 1: straight into the guy's chest. She stabs the snot out
- 23:28Speaker 1: of him. Uh, and she doesn't stop him from escaping
- 23:33Speaker 1: the Robert freaks out, decides that he'll live to fight
- 23:36Speaker 1: and rob conductors another day, and he runs away. So
- 23:41Speaker 1: Sadie isn't technically successful, right, but she does fight these
- 23:47Speaker 1: near dwells off and she does help start a revolution. Later,
- 23:53Speaker 1: someone asked the conductor over at the Blue Island Avenue
- 23:56Speaker 1: cable car about the events about Sadie will Him is
- 24:00Speaker 1: coming to his a and he says, if it hadn't
- 24:02Speaker 1: been for the bravery of that woman, they would have
- 24:05Speaker 1: robbed me. She put up a better fight than a
- 24:07Speaker 1: good many men would. The way she jabbed her hatpin
- 24:11Speaker 1: into that man was a great sight. There's no doubt
- 24:14Speaker 1: about her pluck. I missed that we used to describe
- 24:17Speaker 1: people as plucky and say they have pluck. I still
- 24:20Speaker 1: say I like plucky. I'm a huge fan of plucky. Uh.
- 24:22Speaker 1: And then this really started to spread. Only a couple
- 24:25Speaker 1: of years later. Teddy Roosevelt himself, the President, was rescued
- 24:28Speaker 1: by what was referred to as a hat pin brigade
- 24:32Speaker 1: when he was visiting Manhattan, Kansas and the fall of
- 24:34Speaker 1: nineteen hundred. Uh. He was not the president at this point.
- 24:37Speaker 1: He was then the governor of New York. He was
- 24:39Speaker 1: visited by a large crowd who were there to hear
- 24:42Speaker 1: him speak. Um. And then men began kind of climbing
- 24:46Speaker 1: over the rails to get a better look uh, in
- 24:48Speaker 1: blocking the women's view. UM. And the women were yelling
- 24:52Speaker 1: they wanted to hear, you know, they wanted to see
- 24:54Speaker 1: as well. Uh. And the man, of course, and typical
- 24:57Speaker 1: gross manly fashion, refused to do what they were being asked,
- 25:00Speaker 1: refused to get down, continued to block the view, and
- 25:03Speaker 1: then a rallying cry came from one woman who had
- 25:05Speaker 1: absolutely had it, saying, try your hat pins, at which
- 25:08Speaker 1: point several women you know, pulled out their their hair
- 25:12Speaker 1: swords as I'm going to refer to them from here forth, uh,
- 25:15Speaker 1: and started to come at the men. Uh, who then
- 25:18Speaker 1: you know, pretty quickly fled. The women had won the day,
- 25:22Speaker 1: and Roosevelt appreciated it because he was kind of getting
- 25:26Speaker 1: stressed out by this kind of behavior too, He said,
- 25:29Speaker 1: he appreciated heartily this exhibition of strenuous life. For no man,
- 25:33Speaker 1: however courageous he maybe likes to face a resolute woman
- 25:37Speaker 1: with a hat pin in her hand. That's the kind
- 25:39Speaker 1: of publicity you just can't buy. If I were a
- 25:42Speaker 1: hat pin tycoon or manufacturer at this time, I would
- 25:45Speaker 1: be over the moon. I would be over the brim,
- 25:48Speaker 1: I should say. There. It is another example Leodi Blaker
- 25:52Speaker 1: and the stagecoach Masher three. Just a few years later.
- 25:57Speaker 1: It's May twenty eight the afternoon. The ot is a
- 26:00Speaker 1: young Kansas resident touring the Big Apple. She hops on
- 26:06Speaker 1: a Fifth Avenue stage coach at twenty three Street settles
- 26:09Speaker 1: in for the ride, no doubt, amazed by the sights
- 26:13Speaker 1: and sounds, and like most people visiting New York for
- 26:16Speaker 1: the first time, weirded out by the smells. Isn't a
- 26:20Speaker 1: weird Every block in New York City has a radically
- 26:23Speaker 1: different smell. It always gets to me anyway, it's it's
- 26:26Speaker 1: the big Apple. Still, the coach is very crowded, and
- 26:29Speaker 1: when it jostles, she notices that this guy, the stranger
- 26:33Speaker 1: who's sitting next to her. Every time there's a jostle,
- 26:37Speaker 1: student like tries to be slick. He scoots an inch
- 26:40Speaker 1: closer to Blaker. So she's looking at this guy. She's
- 26:45Speaker 1: profiling him. She's given him what always Sunny would call
- 26:48Speaker 1: an ocular assessment, says elderly, elegantly dressed, benevolent looking horse
- 26:55Speaker 1: picks up speed, tosses the passengers around again. And now
- 26:58Speaker 1: the man is so close that he's touching her hip
- 27:01Speaker 1: to hip, shoulder to shoulder. And then, folks, he does
- 27:06Speaker 1: that date move. You guys can see it. Zoom, you
- 27:08Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, old yeah, and stretch. Let
- 27:13Speaker 1: me just drape my arm over this young lady. Classic move. Uh.
- 27:18Speaker 1: But then when he looked at his arm, and he draped.
- 27:21Speaker 1: He began to kind of like, you know, go in
- 27:23Speaker 1: for the second base kind of situation, um, going low
- 27:27Speaker 1: across her back. Uh. She was done, and she reached
- 27:30Speaker 1: for her hat pin, which was nearly a foot long,
- 27:33Speaker 1: and just crap, this is like something out of like
- 27:35Speaker 1: the Sopranos or something, and just jammed it into the
- 27:38Speaker 1: meaty part of the guy's arm. Uh, at which point
- 27:41Speaker 1: he let out a terrible shriek uh and ran off
- 27:45Speaker 1: of the coach at the next available stop. Um. And
- 27:50Speaker 1: she even said to New York World, he was such
- 27:53Speaker 1: a nice looking old gentleman. I was sorry to hurt him.
- 27:56Speaker 1: I've heard about Broadway masters and l masters, but I
- 27:58Speaker 1: didn't know Fifth Avenue had a particular brand of its own.
- 28:02Speaker 1: See that that's just a distinction. There is like she's
- 28:04Speaker 1: talking about the lower, you know, parts of town, but
- 28:08Speaker 1: Fifth Avenue to think that there would be, you know,
- 28:11Speaker 1: a more upscale masher. But yeah, it takes all kinds.
- 28:15Speaker 1: If New York women will tolerate mashing, Kansas girls will
- 28:18Speaker 1: not boom go Kansas. So this seems pretty inspiring, right,
- 28:29Speaker 1: And you can picture millions of people around the country
- 28:32Speaker 1: reading these stories and feeling empowered in a way. However,
- 28:37Speaker 1: the mass media of the time was somewhat fickle and
- 28:41Speaker 1: certainly was not known for consistently giving women their due.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Critics arose because the well actually crowd has well actually
- 28:52Speaker 1: existed way before Twitter. So there were critics who came forward,
- 28:56Speaker 1: uh and said, hey, this trend is not that great,
- 29:00Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it's hashtag not all men. Uh.
- 29:04Speaker 1: Some of these guys are completely innocent. They're not mashers.
- 29:08Speaker 1: They're being attacked, and they didn't do anything wrong. There
- 29:12Speaker 1: was a story in an excellent Smithsonian article about a
- 29:15Speaker 1: girl in Scranton who is nineteen years old who was
- 29:19Speaker 1: just playing with her hat pin and thrust it at
- 29:21Speaker 1: her boyfriend and apparently pierced his heart fatally. It doesn't
- 29:26Speaker 1: sound like playing around that. That does sound like stabbing
- 29:29Speaker 1: someone in the chest. That is exactly what that sounds like.
- 29:32Speaker 1: Sticking with the pointy end indeed, I mean, because this
- 29:35Speaker 1: is starting to, you know, go from a single kind
- 29:39Speaker 1: of vigilante woman attacking her attacker back, you know, turning
- 29:44Speaker 1: the tables, to something starting to resemble a bit more
- 29:47Speaker 1: of a mob, you know, I mean, it's and not
- 29:50Speaker 1: I'm not making any excuses for anything or anybody here.
- 29:53Speaker 1: I just I'm trying to see both sides a little bit.
- 29:55Speaker 1: But in New York, you had a hundred female factory workers,
- 29:58Speaker 1: all wielding the weapon of choice at the time, the
- 30:01Speaker 1: hat pen, attacking police officers who arrested two of their
- 30:06Speaker 1: uh you know, comrades. I guess you could call them,
- 30:08Speaker 1: uh for allegedly being anarchists, um, during speeches where they
- 30:13Speaker 1: were trying to organize. So it's it's it's a tough one,
- 30:18Speaker 1: right because it's like, yeah, the police, I'm sure we're
- 30:21Speaker 1: acting way above and beyond uh their authority and and
- 30:25Speaker 1: and over overstepping and arresting people for just making speeches.
- 30:30Speaker 1: But it's also not the best look when you're literally
- 30:32Speaker 1: attacking the police with you know, swords, um. So you know,
- 30:37Speaker 1: when you start attacking police officers, it it definitely does
- 30:41Speaker 1: color the public perception of things a little bit, especially
- 30:43Speaker 1: in these days. Um. Quote we look for the new
- 30:46Speaker 1: and imported Colts hat pen, when newspaper said at the time,
- 30:50Speaker 1: or the Smith and Wesson quick action pen. So they
- 30:53Speaker 1: really were starting to equate them to like rifles or handguns,
- 30:57Speaker 1: because as we remember it was harder to get your
- 30:59Speaker 1: hands on guns and much more against the law, and
- 31:03Speaker 1: knives as well have these regulations. So pins are kind
- 31:07Speaker 1: of a loophole, and people are pushing that loophole. Things
- 31:10Speaker 1: start to get crazy. Folks. We're talking about people having
- 31:15Speaker 1: hatpin duels in the street. I picture it kind of
- 31:18Speaker 1: like a Wild West vibe, but you know, with very
- 31:21Speaker 1: big hats and people hold their hands up and then
- 31:24Speaker 1: they count, they draw their pins and they go at it.
- 31:26Speaker 1: But there was a twenty minute hatpin duel in Lake Forest.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Both of the people involved in the duel we're using
- 31:33Speaker 1: hatpins as weapons. There were also other countless uh anecdotes
- 31:39Speaker 1: about this, and eventually the law catches up by people
- 31:45Speaker 1: are panicking about hatpins in the US and abroad. So
- 31:50Speaker 1: lawmakers in Kansas City, lawmakers in Hamburg, Paris, and of
- 31:55Speaker 1: course Chicago start writing laws that say, this is my
- 31:59Speaker 1: favorite part of this, writing laws that limit the length
- 32:01Speaker 1: of the happens that makes sense, but also demanding that
- 32:05Speaker 1: these things get scabbards. They're basically saying, look, these are
- 32:09Speaker 1: head machetees. You're walking around with a head machete and
- 32:12Speaker 1: you need to sheath that quicken into hurry, wait a minute, now,
- 32:16Speaker 1: let's be fair though, the hair and the hat is
- 32:18Speaker 1: kind of the scabbard. Just putting that out there, you're
- 32:20Speaker 1: literally drawing it from your head. So how how how
- 32:24Speaker 1: are they actually going to function as they're meant to
- 32:26Speaker 1: if you have them inside of a sheath. I think
- 32:28Speaker 1: that's where I think that's where Johnny Law eventually said, Look,
- 32:32Speaker 1: these are swords. You have headswords, you have head machetees. Uh.
- 32:37Speaker 1: If you have a hatpin more than nine inches long,
- 32:40Speaker 1: for example, in Chicago, then you're going to be fined
- 32:43Speaker 1: fifty dollars, which is, you know, nothing to sneeze at
- 32:47Speaker 1: at that time. Definitely not. And it's interesting how early
- 32:51Speaker 1: some of this, uh, some of these uh more controversial,
- 32:56Speaker 1: less freedom fighter kind of instances of hat pin um
- 33:00Speaker 1: wielding took place in a Parisian tourist Bartholomew brand Brandoner
- 33:07Speaker 1: was murdered with a hat pin when he was visiting Chicago.
- 33:10Speaker 1: It was a quote to the quote the coverage of
- 33:13Speaker 1: it at the time, a small puncture which began near
- 33:16Speaker 1: the corner of the left eye and expanded far into
- 33:20Speaker 1: the interior of the skull. Uh. And there were no
- 33:23Speaker 1: details really beyond that about you know what led to this,
- 33:27Speaker 1: but it was something that that started this public opinion
- 33:30Speaker 1: kind of spiraling out of control. Where the coverage initially
- 33:34Speaker 1: was good on you ladies for taking care of yourself
- 33:36Speaker 1: and and and fighting back against the master menace. Then
- 33:39Speaker 1: it flipped to becoming the hat pen menace or ben
- 33:43Speaker 1: as you said off Mike, Uh, the hat pin peril,
- 33:45Speaker 1: which feels like a kind of a weird flip on
- 33:48Speaker 1: zoot Suit Riot. Yes, yeah, yeah, working on the sequel
- 33:52Speaker 1: lyrics now. So eventually hat pins go on trial. There's
- 33:58Speaker 1: a lady named Nan David. She's the daughter of a
- 34:02Speaker 1: Chicago steel manufacturer, and she's familiar with this because she
- 34:07Speaker 1: takes classes downtown late at night. She hates that they're
- 34:11Speaker 1: changing the hatpin law because she feels like it's leaving
- 34:14Speaker 1: innocent people with no means to defend themselves. So she
- 34:18Speaker 1: writes a missive to the mayor and the city council
- 34:21Speaker 1: and she says, please change the law back uh. In
- 34:25Speaker 1: her letters, she says, a hat pin is a woman's
- 34:28Speaker 1: weapon of defense. I always feel safe going home at
- 34:31Speaker 1: night with a hatpin available for protection. Before leaving a
- 34:34Speaker 1: street car, I always carry a hat pin ready in
- 34:37Speaker 1: my hand until I am safe within the door of
- 34:39Speaker 1: my house. Thousands of other women undoubtedly can speak from
- 34:44Speaker 1: their experience of how a stout hat pin has been
- 34:47Speaker 1: an affected defense in times of danger. And so this
- 34:52Speaker 1: is like you see this in the modern day now right, Uh,
- 34:55Speaker 1: there will be a city council meeting. Their city council
- 34:58Speaker 1: meetings are often not very well attended, but every once
- 35:02Speaker 1: in a while they start to address a huge cultural
- 35:06Speaker 1: issue and then the room gets packed. That's what happens here,
- 35:09Speaker 1: and the proceedings for how long happened should be in
- 35:12Speaker 1: Chicago and whether they need a sheath. Uh, there are
- 35:16Speaker 1: tons of looky lose men and women, all kinds of
- 35:20Speaker 1: different views about it. They're crowding into the room, and uh,
- 35:24Speaker 1: one supporter says, I love this. When one supporter says,
- 35:27Speaker 1: if women care to wear carrots and roosters on their heads,
- 35:31Speaker 1: that's a matter of their own concern, but when it
- 35:34Speaker 1: comes to wearing swords, they must be stopped. But unfortunately,
- 35:39Speaker 1: you know, despite NaN's very um passionate speech um in
- 35:45Speaker 1: representing women's rights and their rights specifically to defend themselves,
- 35:50Speaker 1: the ordinance did pass by a vote of a very
- 35:52Speaker 1: strong majority of six to two UM. And then this
- 35:56Speaker 1: kind of led to a landslide of other laws passing
- 35:59Speaker 1: like this all across the country, places like Milwaukee, Baltimore, Pittsburgh,
- 36:04Speaker 1: New Orleans. Then it made its way internationally because this
- 36:07Speaker 1: was after all, kind of an international phenomenon. Sydney, Australia
- 36:13Speaker 1: had an event where sixty women were imprisoned rather than
- 36:17Speaker 1: paying fines for wearing these quote murderous weapons in their hats. Um.
- 36:22Speaker 1: And then a lot of women in London who were
- 36:25Speaker 1: considered to be the more conservative side, uh, they refused
- 36:28Speaker 1: to buy what was referred to then as hat point
- 36:31Speaker 1: hat pin point protectors. So essentially, I mean there was
- 36:35Speaker 1: there was pretty widespread protest after these these laws, these
- 36:39Speaker 1: ordinances and and subsequent laws were passed. And there's some Uh.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Harriet Stanton Blatch, who was the daughter of Elizabeth Katie Stanton,
- 36:47Speaker 1: who was one of the most prominent figures in the
- 36:49Speaker 1: women's suffrage movement, had this to say, Uh, this is
- 36:53Speaker 1: but another argument for votes for women and another painful
- 36:56Speaker 1: illustration of the fact that men cannot discipline women. And
- 37:00Speaker 1: then stand goes on to stay some really interesting interestingly
- 37:04Speaker 1: problematic stuff referring to kind of a higher class of
- 37:08Speaker 1: women policing a lower class of women, which doesn't age
- 37:11Speaker 1: super well. We're gonna skip that quote, but if you're interested,
- 37:14Speaker 1: there is an interesting division and and some problematic features
- 37:18Speaker 1: to the women's suffrage movement. There is, you know, still
- 37:21Speaker 1: kind of an elitism to it at times. Classes um
- 37:23Speaker 1: for sure. And fast forward spoiler alert, surprise. The laws
- 37:28Speaker 1: were pretty ineffectual because the police felt like they were
- 37:33Speaker 1: being a little bit uh, they felt like dufas is
- 37:37Speaker 1: approaching women in the streets to enforce these laws. Because remember,
- 37:41Speaker 1: the cops knew why people were rocking these hat pins.
- 37:45Speaker 1: They knew that the hatpins how to use were there
- 37:49Speaker 1: for a reason. And so that's why we see things
- 37:52Speaker 1: like this nineteen seventeen article in the Chicago Day Book
- 37:56Speaker 1: saying that yet men can get women arrested for their pins,
- 38:01Speaker 1: but instead, the day Book concludes, far be it from
- 38:05Speaker 1: us to pick on the ladies. Let's try and see
- 38:08Speaker 1: that they all get a seat so they won't have
- 38:10Speaker 1: to swing around on a strap. And of course women
- 38:13Speaker 1: are furious, like, okay, you're telling me that not only
- 38:16Speaker 1: are you not going to arrest these guys harassing me.
- 38:19Speaker 1: You're not gonna allow me to defend myself. Boo tut tut. Interestingly, though,
- 38:26Speaker 1: this did lead to a new sort of phenomenon nationally,
- 38:30Speaker 1: at least in the US UH for women's self defense
- 38:35Speaker 1: classes or like hand to hand combat training UM in
- 38:38Speaker 1: around nineteen fifty there are some really telling articles from
- 38:43Speaker 1: places like The New The Tacoma Times with a headline
- 38:46Speaker 1: say New York women paid twenty five dollars a piece
- 38:49Speaker 1: for boxing lessons. It's a craze. And then you have
- 38:52Speaker 1: an incredible, m essentially uh cartoon I guess from Cosmopolitan
- 38:57Speaker 1: from nineteen ten, showing a woman wearing a what looks
- 39:01Speaker 1: like literally a cornucopia kind of bowl of fruit on
- 39:04Speaker 1: her head and one of those classic ruffled white blouses
- 39:08Speaker 1: tucked into a long skirt, who is grappling with a
- 39:12Speaker 1: masher type man wearing a suit with a little Hitler mustache,
- 39:16Speaker 1: holding a pistol, and she's got him gripped by the
- 39:18Speaker 1: elbow in the forearm and it says safe from attack
- 39:21Speaker 1: when you know jiu jitsu. So uh. The the actual
- 39:25Speaker 1: self defense kind of market began to take hold here
- 39:29Speaker 1: as a direct result of these laws and these ordinances,
- 39:33Speaker 1: and you started to see Japanese culture, this specifically in
- 39:36Speaker 1: the upper class. Again, by the way, all of this
- 39:38Speaker 1: is largely in the upper class because the hat pins
- 39:41Speaker 1: that would have been um an expensive item to have,
- 39:44Speaker 1: as would twenty five dollars for boxing lessons. Yeah, yeah,
- 39:48Speaker 1: a couple of points of course, to be absolutely fair,
- 39:51Speaker 1: that wasn't the Hitler mustache yet that was just the
- 39:54Speaker 1: toothbrush mustache at uh. And now it's the Hitler mustache.
- 39:59Speaker 1: And I guess Mike Jordan has one too. But uh,
- 40:02Speaker 1: you may be asking yourself, right with with all this
- 40:06Speaker 1: social turmoil, with this being so common throughout the world,
- 40:10Speaker 1: although yes, definitely in the upper classes. Uh, what happened
- 40:14Speaker 1: to the hat pin? Whither the hat pin? Well? Uh,
- 40:18Speaker 1: the answer is in the onset of World War One. Uh,
- 40:23Speaker 1: people were being encouraged to use alternative means of defense, right,
- 40:27Speaker 1: like boxing, like Nol just mentioned, Uh, using whistles to
- 40:31Speaker 1: scare away attackers. Uh. The ultimate undoing rest on two factors. First, fashion,
- 40:38Speaker 1: which is ever fickle, and secondly, Uh, the rush for
- 40:42Speaker 1: resources during World War One, especially in Europe, medals were
- 40:47Speaker 1: cut back. You you needed them for the military, it
- 40:51Speaker 1: seemed frivolous to use them in jewelry, hats got smaller,
- 40:55Speaker 1: him lines came up. Hat pins were also smaller and
- 40:58Speaker 1: smaller and smaller, and kind of ethically being replaced by
- 41:02Speaker 1: military buttons to show your support. So that's where we
- 41:07Speaker 1: see this shift. We were from really ornate in TV
- 41:10Speaker 1: cribs level hat pins or pent my ride hatpins to military,
- 41:15Speaker 1: more functional hat pins, and then in the nineteen twenties
- 41:19Speaker 1: hats that didn't need hat pins became popular, so it's
- 41:24Speaker 1: bye bye hat pin. Of course, masters still remain. And no,
- 41:27Speaker 1: I love that you mentioned Japan, because one big problem
- 41:31Speaker 1: in Japan is the equivalent of mashers on the train
- 41:36Speaker 1: system technically their frauderist, which is a very weird term
- 41:41Speaker 1: and interestingly enough by Japan too. Like no guns, not
- 41:45Speaker 1: a thing has never really been a thing. A lot
- 41:48Speaker 1: of pokey type weapons and hand to hand combat. And
- 41:51Speaker 1: so there is our story today, folks, the rise and
- 41:55Speaker 1: fall of the hat pin peril. Uh. You may be
- 41:58Speaker 1: fortunate enough to have inherited a hat pin from one
- 42:02Speaker 1: of your relatives or ancestors. If so, let us know
- 42:06Speaker 1: what it looks like. I'm I'm curious to see if
- 42:08Speaker 1: anybody has something that would just qualifies a straight up
- 42:11Speaker 1: head machette. I. Yeah, I guess I didn't realize. I
- 42:14Speaker 1: knew what a hat pan was, but I did not
- 42:17Speaker 1: realize how incredibly long they got. Uh, And I'm sure
- 42:21Speaker 1: let's if we go to like, let's see antique hat
- 42:25Speaker 1: pans on the internet, we could probably get Oh my goodness, Yeah,
- 42:29Speaker 1: and they really do look like torture devices. They're quite long,
- 42:32Speaker 1: and the the little handles are very ornate with jewels
- 42:37Speaker 1: and metal work, and these all do have little little
- 42:41Speaker 1: pointy like stick covers at the very at the very end,
- 42:44Speaker 1: because yeah, man, you could literally run one of these
- 42:47Speaker 1: right through a guy's I you know. I mean there's
- 42:50Speaker 1: actually a character in a Haruki Murakami book that I've
- 42:53Speaker 1: been trying to slowly work my way through. Um, that
- 42:57Speaker 1: is a female assassin who kills her victims using a
- 43:02Speaker 1: very very long, skinny needle that is so skinny that
- 43:06Speaker 1: she can just pop it right through the back of
- 43:07Speaker 1: someone's neck and take it out and they wouldn't even
- 43:10Speaker 1: realize that had happened, and they just die instantly. Oh
- 43:12Speaker 1: is it one Q eighty four? That's the one. Yeah,
- 43:14Speaker 1: that's you're reading it. Huh, I am, I am how far?
- 43:16Speaker 1: How far are you in? Not very It's it's great,
- 43:20Speaker 1: but it's like it's I'm just I have been you
- 43:22Speaker 1: as a voracious reader. I absolutely envy you. I have
- 43:26Speaker 1: been having a hard time in in in the days
- 43:29Speaker 1: of kind of over saturation of short form content, of
- 43:33Speaker 1: like making my way through an entire book I'm working on.
- 43:35Speaker 1: I'm trying to change for the better this year, and
- 43:37Speaker 1: that's what I'm starting with. Of course, I picked a
- 43:39Speaker 1: thousand page book to start, but you know, wish me luck,
- 43:43Speaker 1: good luck man, you only enjoy it and don't feel bad.
- 43:45Speaker 1: It's that book in particular, no spoilers, is like several
- 43:48Speaker 1: different stories. I'm still trying to figure that book out. Uh.
- 43:52Speaker 1: And you know what, Murrakami is a great writer. I
- 43:56Speaker 1: I feel like, just like the templar said in Indiana
- 43:59Speaker 1: Jones who and wisely also shout out I can't remember
- 44:03Speaker 1: whether we mentioned this on air, but when we were
- 44:06Speaker 1: shouting out a lot of comic books, don't forget well,
- 44:09Speaker 1: you've got a You've got an excellent two volume series
- 44:12Speaker 1: waiting for you at the office. I am surprised in
- 44:16Speaker 1: advance and I'm I'm gonna be popped by there tomorrow
- 44:18Speaker 1: and get it. Thank you so much, man oh, and
- 44:20Speaker 1: we hope you enjoyed today's episode. Thank you as always
- 44:24Speaker 1: to our super producer Casey Pegram. Thanks to Christopher Hasiotis,
- 44:30Speaker 1: who a little bird tells me maybe returning to the
- 44:34Speaker 1: show sooner rather than later, And of course thanks to
- 44:37Speaker 1: Gabe Louis Huge. Thanks to Alex Williams who composed our theme.
- 44:40Speaker 1: Jonathan Strickland a k a. The Quister, who will return
- 44:43Speaker 1: to torment Us hopefully not with pointy objects in the
- 44:46Speaker 1: near future. And thanks to you, Ben for being a
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