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Brandy and Julie on Hilaria Baldwin Joining Housewives, Ashton and Diddy · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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Speaker 1: MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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Speaker 2: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to
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Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop. I have your two favorite funny ladies, the
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Speaker 2: dynamic duo, the hosts of Dumb Gay Podcast. It's Brandi
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Speaker 2: and Julie. Welcome back to Juicy Scoop, girls.
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Speaker 5: Oh my God, as always.
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Speaker 2: Wow. There is some very exciting news we are going
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Speaker 2: to announce right now. It's the Heather MacDonald Juicy Scoop
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Speaker 2: Experience Tour. These dates are up. Now listen, if you're
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Speaker 2: part of Patreon, heathermacdonald.net, There is a code and you
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Speaker 2: can buy the tickets today. If not, all of these
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Speaker 2: tickets will be available to the public this Friday. So
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Speaker 2: get them. Only go to HeatherMcDonald.net. If you Google Heather
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Speaker 2: McDonald in Dallas or whatever, you're going to find tickets
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Speaker 2: for twice the price. Please do what I say. Go
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Speaker 2: to HeatherMcDonald.net. I'm very excited because Brandi and Julie will
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Speaker 2: be joining me on several of these dates. The first
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Speaker 2: one coming up, which we will be at, is Phoenix,
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Speaker 2: May 3rd. Denver, we're going to be at May 17th
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Speaker 2: and 18th. I've got Temecula with Christopher and Jola. Tampa, Orlando,
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Speaker 2: San Diego, Julie will be joining me. Out by the Sea,
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Speaker 2: July 27th at Humphreys by the Bay. So many dates.
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Speaker 2: I also want to announce big news in the Bravo world.
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Speaker 2: There will be no BravoCon this year. It's coming back
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Speaker 2: November 25. Oh, Heather, I was hoping to come to
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Speaker 2: Vegas in September. It's such a beautiful time of year.
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Speaker 2: It's my sister's birthday. Stop it.
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Speaker 4: It's my.
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Speaker 2: Bachelorette. Well, no problem, because I, too, will be there. Wait,
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Speaker 2: Las Vegas, September 21 this year at the beautiful theater
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Speaker 2: we were at last year, the Nietzschean. Best hotel to
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Speaker 2: stay at, such great-sized rooms, all the great shopping, the eating,
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Speaker 2: and Brandi and Julie and I will all be there
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Speaker 2: September 21st this year. So we're going to have our
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Speaker 2: own Juicy Con happening, laughing, talking shit, exclusive, intimate. Get
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Speaker 2: on it. Get your rooms. Have your fun. Your kids
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Speaker 2: will be back in school, and you'll be sick of
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Speaker 2: all the school bullshit, and you'll be like, take me
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Speaker 2: to Vegas with Heather, Brandi, and Julie.
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Speaker 4: Juicy con.
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Speaker 5: Juicy con.
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Speaker 2: Juicy con this year to hold you over till next year.
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Speaker 2: Also very exciting news.
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Speaker 4: Heather, I do want to say about your.
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Speaker 2: Julie has a special.
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Speaker 4: I want to say about your dates.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 4: We do see like a lot of.
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Speaker 3: You know, comics that stay in one region. I think
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Speaker 3: it's really cool that you're all over the country.
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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, girl.
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Speaker 3: And I think that's like everybody can get a chance
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Speaker 3: to see you if they need to drive. Honestly, it's
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Speaker 3: not like you're just like, I'm only.
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Speaker 4: On the West Coast.
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Speaker 2: I have Saratoga with Chris, Saratoga, California with Chris in August,
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Speaker 2: and then three dates, Dallas, Houston, and Austin in August
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Speaker 2: as well in Texas. Then after Vegas, I have all
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Speaker 2: these great East Coast dates in October. I am going to,
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Speaker 2: since you asked, Philadelphia– Ridgefield, Boston. That's right. And where
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Speaker 2: Julie will be with me at the Wilbur Theater. Red Bank,
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Speaker 2: New Jersey. Cutest, cutest town ever. New York. I'll be
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Speaker 2: in New York at the Palladium. Washington, D.C., Minneapolis, and
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Speaker 2: Chicago at the Vic. But anyway, they're all at HeatherMcDonald.net.
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Speaker 2: Get them. If you're part of Patreon, you can buy
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Speaker 2: right now. If not, wait till Friday with the rest
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Speaker 2: of the people that are not part of Patreon. So
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Speaker 2: there won't be as many.
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Speaker 1: Great.
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Speaker 2: Also, Part of Patreon. This Friday, I'll have even more
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Speaker 2: details about my incredible experience with Britney Spears. But first,
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Speaker 2: let me just talk about that our girl Julie has
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Speaker 2: an incredible stand-up special.
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Speaker 5: Well, I mean, it's one.
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Speaker 2: Explain what it is.
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Speaker 5: It's a World of Wonder Plus. Which is a.
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Speaker 2: Great production company. They do Drag Race and so many
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Speaker 2: other great things. And they produced this special.
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Speaker 5: So they were doing, they basically did House of Laughs,
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Speaker 5: which is.
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Speaker 6: Like a queer comedy show. you know, like a live
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Speaker 6: at Gotham or whatever.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Like with all, it was drag queens and gays and.
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Speaker 2: But let's just focus on that. You're part of it. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 5: So I got to do my one thing.
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Speaker 8: Yes.
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Speaker 2: And so you're going to get to enjoy Julie's comedy
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Speaker 2: there and then see her life often in many cities
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Speaker 2: this year with me.
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Speaker 5: That's right. Thank you for that.
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Speaker 2: So my story continues. TMZ did not pick a very
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Speaker 2: cute photo of me, but who cares? I'm funny. I
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Speaker 2: think it looks great. Thank you. And Brittany, I didn't
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Speaker 2: know what was going on because Brittany, after she posted
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Speaker 2: this great video that she took of me doing Drew
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Speaker 2: Barrymore interviewing her back in December, her whole Instagram just disappeared.
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Speaker 2: I didn't know why. I didn't know if a lot
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Speaker 2: of people were telling her stuff. I don't know if
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Speaker 2: it was a mistake. But after I think she listened
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Speaker 2: to Juicy Scoop, Yes. And heard the story that I
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Speaker 2: had a pleasant experience and I thought she, and it
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Speaker 2: was fun. And these different news sources picked it up.
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Speaker 2: It popped back up again.
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Speaker 5: Absolutely amazing.
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Speaker 2: So you can enjoy her Instagram again with my video.
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Speaker 5: And, you know, and congratulations to Drew Barrymore. Yes.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 6: Who not only got the interview of the century, but
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Speaker 6: also I saw that you have a full magazine.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yes. I have the cover.
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Speaker 8: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Of my own magazine. Call me Oprah Light. No offense.
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Speaker 2: I love you any size. What was it like interviewing Britney? Well,
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Speaker 2: first of all, I love Heather MacDonald. A lot of
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Speaker 2: people do me, but obviously she was the first. I
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Speaker 2: hope this does get Britney to come and be with
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Speaker 2: with me on my talk show. And I've got Ross Matthews,
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Speaker 2: who also is best friends with Heather. So I think
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Speaker 2: the four of us just hang out. Yes, we should.
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Speaker 5: Yes, we should.
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Speaker 2: You absolutely should.
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Speaker 5: Now, that would be a show.
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Speaker 2: That would be fun.
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Speaker 6: If Drew Barrymore was smart, she'd have you and Britt
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Speaker 6: and Ross and her on the couch, no shoes, cross-legged.
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Speaker 2: Crawling close to each other's vaginas. Yeah, holding. Super close.
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Speaker 2: Breathing each other's air.
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Speaker 5: Hair.
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Speaker 2: Hair just touching. I will wear culottes and a vest. Oh.
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Speaker 2: And boots underneath, which I definitely need boots underneath culottes. Otherwise,
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Speaker 2: it shows my tiny ankles. But with like a nice
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Speaker 2: brown boot, I can borrow them from Brittany. Then I
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Speaker 2: can have my full outfit going. And I hope it
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Speaker 2: all happens.
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Speaker 4: I thought she deleted the Instagram. One, I thought possibly
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Speaker 4: by accident.
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Speaker 2: Possibly by accident.
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Speaker 4: You know.
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Speaker 3: Two, maybe because of the name change, which the world
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Speaker 3: wasn't ready for.
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Speaker 2: Which was. Like Zila, Mia, Sade. Wait, she's not River
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Speaker 2: Red anymore?
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Speaker 4: It's Zila, River Red, whatever.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 4: So I was like, okay, maybe nobody was ready for
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Speaker 4: the name change.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: And then she was like, you know what? I have
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Speaker 3: this wonderful... Drew Barrymore impersonator. And I cannot let this die.
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Speaker 3: I must bring this back. I thought it was an
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Speaker 3: accident because within 24 hours it was back.
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Speaker 2: Yes. And she's done this before. It's disappeared. It has,
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Speaker 2: you know, she's taken things out.
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Speaker 3: I can tell you Julie's accidentally deleted her entire Instagram
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Speaker 3: many times.
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Speaker 2: And when you do that, you are able to get
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Speaker 2: all of it back because there was a time where
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Speaker 2: people would lose it all. I remember one time Charlie
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Speaker 2: Sheen was got either rid of Twitter or something, and
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Speaker 2: it had like 800,000 followers, which is huge. This was
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Speaker 2: like 10 years ago. And he removed it, and then
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Speaker 2: there was no way to get those followers back. But
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Speaker 2: now there must be a way, especially if you're Britney Spears.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, they have like a fail-safe kind of, like when
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Speaker 5: you exit out of a.
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Speaker 4: They give you six weeks. They're like, if you really
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Speaker 4: want this gone, don't touch this for six weeks.
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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, good to know.
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Speaker 4: And who could even do that?
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Speaker 3: You can just accidentally be looking up like, fro-yo, and
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Speaker 3: now you've gone onto your Instagram and it's re.
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Speaker 4: They make you not.
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Speaker 3: touch it for six weeks, Facebook and Instagram to really
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Speaker 3: delete it.
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Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah. Good to know. So, um, also, okay. Talked
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Speaker 2: about daily news. It was a big day for Heather McDonald. Um,
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Speaker 2: here's the video. And then also our girl Lala revealed
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Speaker 2: she's having another girl.
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Speaker 1: Oh.
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Speaker 2: And, um, I knew that a long time ago. So
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Speaker 2: once again, guess what? I can keep a secret. And
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Speaker 2: I wrote that. Another secret I kept. I'm so happy
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Speaker 2: for you and your family. Lala. Hashtag sisters. Hashtag best
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Speaker 2: uncle ever because Easton cut the cake. And I got
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Speaker 2: like 1,900 likes. Some people know. And Logan, our friend Logan,
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Speaker 2: was like best secret keeper ever. Yes. It's true.
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Speaker 5: Best secret keeper.
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Speaker 2: Shout out, Logan. But you know what I liked about this?
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Speaker 2: It was– You know, and people have said this when
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Speaker 2: they've seen me go to, like, Ocean's birthday parties and stuff.
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Speaker 2: They're like, oh, it's just a cute party. It's still
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Speaker 2: very nice. But it's not this over-the-top Hollywood thing. Lala
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Speaker 2: doesn't really do that. And this was very nice. She
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Speaker 2: didn't start a wildfire.
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Speaker 5: Right.
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Speaker 2: She didn't have planes going over.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Thing and set a whole, like, hate ride on fire.
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Speaker 6: Like, two Top Gun planes didn't ride through the party
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Speaker 6: spewing pink or blue.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, she didn't set the valley on fire.
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Speaker 2: You know, she didn't start a flood.
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Speaker 5: There wasn't a circus.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: There wasn't a petting zoo.
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Speaker 2: She didn't build the L.A. River with pink or blue.
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Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 2: No, she just had a beautiful cake. Her brother Easton
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Speaker 2: cut it. They were all surprised. She thought she was
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Speaker 2: having a boy. She had showed me the ultrasound and
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Speaker 2: she's like, what do you think? And I'm like, well,
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Speaker 2: boy or girl, this child has like an extremely good profile.
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Speaker 2: All that matters. But the profile looks like Ocean. So anyway,
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Speaker 2: it's a girl. It's a girl. And I think that's
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Speaker 2: so great. sisters and everything.
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Speaker 3: I do want to ask you as someone with two, well,
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Speaker 3: you have a daughter, but you also have two boys.
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Speaker 3: When Paris Hilton was doing her IVF journey, she got
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Speaker 3: all these eggs, all these eggs, all these eggs, and
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Speaker 3: they were all boys. And she kept having to do
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Speaker 3: it to try to find a girl. So then we
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Speaker 3: have a listener on our Patreon named Craig.
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Speaker 4: Shout out, Craig. He has five daughters.
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Speaker 3: It's kind of like a thing where people have, like,
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Speaker 3: do you think if you were to do IVF, they would,
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Speaker 3: the majority would have come out boys?
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Speaker 2: Well, no, I don't. Okay. So what I think is
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Speaker 2: kind of interesting is, so Peter's cousin is a fertility
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Speaker 2: doctor specialist, wrote books, everything. And they call it family balancing.
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Speaker 2: When somebody comes and he's, I think he's semi-retired, but
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Speaker 2: when somebody, and he was the one that was successful
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Speaker 2: in getting Shannon to get pregnant with her first son, Matthew.
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Speaker 2: And then after that, 39, after all the IVs, seminations,
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Speaker 2: she got natural pregnant with her daughter. But they call
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Speaker 2: it family balancing because they at least would say, you
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Speaker 2: got to have two already. Just morally, that's what he
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Speaker 2: told them. Morally, he didn't want cultures to come and
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Speaker 2: be like, we only want a boy or a girl.
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Speaker 2: So a family came and they wanted family balancing, meaning
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Speaker 2: we have two girls or we have two boys. now
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Speaker 2: we'd like to spin the sperm and only do insemination
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Speaker 2: or in vitro with the boy or girl sperm, then
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Speaker 2: that was something that they were okay with. And so
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Speaker 2: when growing up, there'd be these big Catholic families and
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Speaker 2: someone would have seven girls or seven boys and they
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Speaker 2: would keep trying and trying. And that is because Probably
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Speaker 2: if they back then could spin the man's sperm, they
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Speaker 2: would find that he had only girl sperm or 99%
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Speaker 2: girl sperm, 99% boy. But I always thought those families
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Speaker 2: were extra special.
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Speaker 5: Me too.
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Speaker 2: I think it's like it makes, it's like meant to be.
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Speaker 5: Like Teresa.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. And so. Right.
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Speaker 4: Those, all those girls.
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Speaker 2: I love that. All the girls.
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Speaker 3: And then.
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Speaker 2: So I went out with my East Coast cousins and
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Speaker 2: this was my dad's sister's kids. And she didn't start having,
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Speaker 2: she didn't get married till 34. And she had five
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Speaker 2: kids naturally into her 40s. And she wanted her girl.
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Speaker 2: And her girl was her fifth. And we were talking
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Speaker 2: about it with the male cousin. And he's like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: I mean, imagine how your whole life, you know, that
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Speaker 2: the minute you were number three and number four boy,
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Speaker 2: she was just like, pissed and had no qualms about
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Speaker 2: saying it. And even my mom would be like, oh,
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Speaker 2: Aunt Claire would just pray and pray for that girlfriend.
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Speaker 2: And then they'd go and say, oh, Mrs. Carey, it's
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Speaker 2: another boy. And I'm like, oh, my God. And then
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Speaker 2: we were talking about it at breakfast. We're like, how
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Speaker 2: inappropriate that like we knew all this. And then I
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Speaker 2: knew that like Shanna and I were like massive mistakes.
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Speaker 2: And my dad had to go to San Diego because
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Speaker 2: he found a priest that would bless a vasectomy, which
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Speaker 2: was against the church. I'm like, why do I know
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Speaker 2: this at six years old?
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Speaker 7: Like, why?
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Speaker 4: So weird.
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Speaker 2: But yes, she wasn't trying for either sex, I don't believe,
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Speaker 2: just to get pregnant.
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Speaker 3: If you were doing it and you were continuing to
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Speaker 3: get boys and boys and boys, after having Drake and Brandon,
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Speaker 3: would you just be like, you know what?
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Speaker 4: I'm just doing boys then.
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Speaker 2: I totally feel like the fact that my stepdaughter is
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Speaker 2: the only girl was totally meant to be from God.
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Speaker 2: Like I think, you know, of course when I was
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Speaker 2: pregnant with Brandon, there was a moment that I was like, oh,
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Speaker 2: I have a boy at home. Let's just see if
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Speaker 2: this is a girl, too. But within seconds, I was like,
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Speaker 2: you know what? This is totally meant to be because
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Speaker 2: I knew I wasn't going to most likely have any
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Speaker 2: more after him. And I was like, I have my
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Speaker 2: only girl and now I have my boy. So I
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Speaker 2: feel like but I understand when people want to. But
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Speaker 2: I just think in this world of like gender fluid,
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Speaker 2: you really shouldn't be thinking that your boy is going
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Speaker 2: to be head of the baseball team and your daughter
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Speaker 2: is going to be the homecoming queen. Like just that's true.
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Speaker 5: My parents have two daughters.
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Speaker 2: Know what I mean?
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Speaker 4: Tell Heather the story again.
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Speaker 6: Many years ago at a big family Passover gathering.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 6: All my siblings were there, the cousins, extended family, everyone
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Speaker 6: was there. And this cousin came over. I was sitting
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Speaker 6: with my dad, my brother, and my sister.
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Speaker 8: Yes.
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Speaker 6: And I think someone else. And the guy came over
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Speaker 6: and was like, oh, and my dad's name is- And you.
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Speaker 5: And me, and I'm there.
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Speaker 2: How old are you?
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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm... Does it matter? She could be from
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Speaker 4: 16 to now.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 5: It's literally an adult.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 5: Oh, you're an adult, right?
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Speaker 2: Jeez. Okay.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. This is like 10 years ago.
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Speaker 8: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Got it. Got it.
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Speaker 5: So we're sitting there and.
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Speaker 6: He comes over and my dad was sitting at the
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Speaker 6: head of the couch with all of us.
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Speaker 5: The guy sits down and he's like, hello, Leon. How
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Speaker 5: are you?
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Speaker 6: And he looks at us and there's a Julie and
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Speaker 6: the guy goes, oh, Leon, I thought.
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Speaker 5: You only had one son. And there was no.
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Speaker 2: And we laughed.
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Speaker 5: There was no.
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Speaker 2: We laughed.
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Speaker 6: Just what do you do? And there was also no
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Speaker 6: convincing him.
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Speaker 2: That you were a girl?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he was like, well, I don't.
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Speaker 6: I have one son and two daughters. And it was like, well,
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Speaker 6: where's the two daughters? Like he couldn't function. And then
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Speaker 6: the whole thing was spent. And then I would have
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Speaker 6: to talk to him and come over and be like,
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Speaker 6: so and it just became like this thing but that
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Speaker 6: is a a Passover memory we always have oh and
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Speaker 6: no a fun one and a fun one I'm sure
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Speaker 6: for you right so that so yeah if you have
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Speaker 6: daughters just know there's always a possibility and sons yeah
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Speaker 6: but I often think like cause like with normal daughters
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Speaker 6: and fathers there's a special relationship and I always think
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Speaker 6: to myself does my dad look at me and go
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Speaker 6: there's my daughter you know what I mean yeah like
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Speaker 6: I can't explain it.
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Speaker 4: But he was scared of you ever having sex and
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Speaker 4: losing your virginity?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, was he scared men would come over? And you
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Speaker 2: don't think he was scared?
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Speaker 5: I don't think so, no.
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Speaker 2: I don't.
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Speaker 5: And I don't think he ever... You don't think when.
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Speaker 2: He heard like a country song about like, stay away
16:53
Speaker 2: from my daughters, I've got my gun, he wasn't like
16:56
Speaker 2: totally relating?
16:57
Speaker 8: Okay.
16:57
Speaker 5: No, none of it.
16:58
Speaker 2: Or just like, no, no.
17:00
Speaker 4: Heather, was your dad like that?
17:02
Speaker 2: My dad was just like, you know, this is probably
17:06
Speaker 2: why some people hate me is because I had... parents
17:08
Speaker 2: that just told me I was incredible and gorgeous and fabulous.
17:14
Speaker 2: I'm like, why are you not a model? And I'm like,
17:16
Speaker 2: I'm not. Why am I not a model? Like, I
17:19
Speaker 2: need to be like, there she is, Miss America. Like
17:26
Speaker 2: all that kind of stuff. And like, I just walked
17:27
Speaker 2: around like, why am I not getting a modeling contract?
17:34
Speaker 4: But was he protective? Like, Don't come try and get.
17:36
Speaker 2: Nobody was coming either. I didn't get asked to one
17:40
Speaker 2: dance throughout my entire high school career.
17:42
Speaker 4: Even though you got driven around in Jason Bateman's limo.
17:45
Speaker 2: Exactly. Nothing. Nobody asked me. There was one boy I
17:50
Speaker 2: liked and I was kissing him like on the bleachers
17:53
Speaker 2: and homecoming was coming. We were talking on the phone
17:56
Speaker 2: and Pat Malcolm. Okay. Don't want you to ruin your marriage.
18:00
Speaker 2: But anyway, and... And then I was like, okay, I'm
18:03
Speaker 2: finally going to have kind of a boyfriend to take
18:06
Speaker 2: me to the Crespi homecoming. So anyway, found out that
18:09
Speaker 2: something happened. He either took the car out and he
18:12
Speaker 2: didn't have a full license or he had a license
18:14
Speaker 2: and he wasn't supposed to drive that week. And so
18:16
Speaker 2: his punishment was he was grounded. And what I did
18:20
Speaker 2: think at that moment was like, who is this boy
18:23
Speaker 2: mom bitch that is going, does she realize that? How
18:28
Speaker 2: her parenting is affecting another female. And, of course, she
18:34
Speaker 2: was a great mom. That was the right thing to do.
18:36
Speaker 2: And I was always like, I wonder if I'll ever
18:37
Speaker 2: be like that.
18:39
Speaker 4: Would you ground the boys not listening to Homecoming?
18:41
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I'd be thrilled if anybody had any kind
18:46
Speaker 2: of girlfriend or anything. And I would never... ever take
18:50
Speaker 2: that away from them.
18:51
Speaker 4: And now how much does he regret that?
18:53
Speaker 3: He's like, I could have had Heather McDonald at my
18:57
Speaker 3: homecoming pick.
18:59
Speaker 2: Well, actually his brother's son, I know the brother, they're
19:02
Speaker 2: still in the community and they're cool and great. And yeah,
19:06
Speaker 2: but he went on. We were both happily married.
19:09
Speaker 5: Stay away.
19:12
Speaker 2: You had your chance.
19:12
Speaker 5: Yeah, like stop sniffing around, Pat. God.
19:17
Speaker 6: All right.
19:18
Speaker 5: It's enough. Jesus.
19:20
Speaker 2: Yes. I never, that was the only chance. And nobody
19:22
Speaker 2: ever asked me to anything else after that. And then
19:25
Speaker 2: once I got to college, like I had some fun,
19:26
Speaker 2: but again, walking around and then, oh, and then when
19:30
Speaker 2: I tried on my prom dress, it was at Nordstrom
19:33
Speaker 2: and it was very expensive at the time. It was
19:35
Speaker 2: like well over $ 420, which was nobody's dress was over
19:38
Speaker 2: a hundred. So you could imagine that's like maybe a
19:41
Speaker 2: dress for like 1100 today in scale of thing. You
19:43
Speaker 2: wouldn't spend 1100 on your daughter's progress. But when I
19:46
Speaker 2: put it on, the people at Nordstrom at the time
19:49
Speaker 2: were so good. I don't want to say at the
19:51
Speaker 2: time because I don't know what's going on with Nordstrom
19:53
Speaker 2: right now. But anyway, at the time, though shout out
19:56
Speaker 2: to Ellen. Ellen is a great girl. She gets me
20:00
Speaker 2: my good clothes at Nordstrom. Anyway, so I came out
20:03
Speaker 2: and they said, oh, is that for the Miss California pageant? Oh, yeah.
20:09
Speaker 2: And my mom was like, okay, we'll get it. We
20:12
Speaker 2: will get it. And it was this peach crepe, like
20:16
Speaker 2: kind of dynasty, but spaghetti strap. And then the zipper
20:20
Speaker 2: didn't go up. We were able to get it up
20:23
Speaker 2: with soap, but therefore it was fucked up. So even
20:27
Speaker 2: though I wore it, I was able to return it.
20:30
Speaker 2: After the prom.
20:31
Speaker 4: Oh, you were like, this is broken?
20:32
Speaker 2: And get the 425 back. Yeah. I almost had to
20:34
Speaker 2: wear like another dress that night. And then we were
20:38
Speaker 2: able to get it up, but then also able to
20:40
Speaker 2: return it. So it was a win-win for everybody. But
20:42
Speaker 2: let's talk about some hot topics. The car is beautiful.
20:46
Speaker 2: Where did you end up going for it?
20:48
Speaker 1: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
20:51
Speaker 9: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
20:53
Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
20:55
Speaker 1: It's Dune ADL. Where?
20:59
Speaker 2: Dune ADL.
21:00
Speaker 1: There's an accent on the E.
21:04
Speaker 2: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Done Deal Cars.
21:06
Speaker 7: Lift, please.
21:07
Speaker 2: You're going past Kimmage. Oh, Kimmage. No. Done Deal Cars.
21:12
Speaker 4: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
21:15
Speaker 7: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
21:18
Speaker 7: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
21:21
Speaker 7: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
21:25
Speaker 7: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
21:28
Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
21:31
Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
21:34
Speaker 2: filed against me.
21:34
Speaker 9: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
21:37
Speaker 9: what would you do if it was given back?
21:39
Speaker 7: Where did that need come from where you thought that
21:42
Speaker 7: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
21:44
Speaker 6: He said, I have a work dad.
21:46
Speaker 2: I need a home dad.
21:47
Speaker 4: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
21:49
Speaker 2: Everybody in life encounters hardships.
21:52
Speaker 7: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
21:55
Speaker 7: go through. It's about what happens next.
21:58
Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
21:59
Speaker 5: I realized how valuable every day was.
22:01
Speaker 2: You're worth the work.
22:02
Speaker 5: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
22:04
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22:06
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22:10
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22:21
Speaker 2: Okay, are you watching Vanderpump and The Valley?
22:23
Speaker 4: We're watching The Valley.
22:25
Speaker 2: So The Valley is, it is really good.
22:29
Speaker 5: It's good. It is good. It's good, it's good, it's good.
22:33
Speaker 4: It's like really, really good.
22:35
Speaker 2: It is the most honest portrayal of today's type of conversations,
22:41
Speaker 2: what happens in a marriage when you have kids, struggling,
22:43
Speaker 2: like they are not, nothing seems fake or fabricated or anything.
22:49
Speaker 2: It's true. And, yeah, everyone thought it was going to be, like,
22:54
Speaker 2: not good. Who are these new people? New people are
22:57
Speaker 2: really interesting. They have flaws and everything. But, like, the
23:01
Speaker 2: counseling session with Melissa and the realtor husband was really good.
23:05
Speaker 2: Everything going on with Jax and Brittany, now we know
23:07
Speaker 2: they're separated. She's gone on interviews and said, we're in
23:12
Speaker 2: an Airbnb, she and their son. And she said he
23:15
Speaker 2: didn't let us have the house. Well, maybe because he
23:19
Speaker 2: was like, I don't want you to leave.
23:20
Speaker 5: Right.
23:21
Speaker 2: So I'm not going to leave. If you really feel
23:23
Speaker 2: like you're going to leave, then OK, go get an
23:25
Speaker 2: Airbnb on the street. So I don't know. But they reveal,
23:30
Speaker 2: and she revealed too, they only had sex two times
23:34
Speaker 2: in like a year leading up to this latest separation.
23:37
Speaker 2: But the other couple said, we haven't had it for
23:39
Speaker 2: three years. And now they're separated. So you got to bone.
23:44
Speaker 2: You got to just— You've got to just– and so
23:47
Speaker 2: many times this happens in a marriage, even the best marriages.
23:51
Speaker 2: And I've talked to my girlfriends and they're like– and
23:53
Speaker 2: then we just did it. And we're like, why don't
23:55
Speaker 2: we do this more? It does– it's something– there are
23:58
Speaker 2: some couples that it never goes away. But for a
24:01
Speaker 2: lot of people, you do have dips. And you really
24:05
Speaker 2: have to like work on it, you know, and you
24:07
Speaker 2: really have to go– and you don't want to be
24:09
Speaker 2: that person that's like, oh, my God, it's been three weeks.
24:11
Speaker 2: It's been a month. But– You kind of have to.
24:15
Speaker 3: I feel like the first two episodes, which were genius,
24:18
Speaker 3: like this most the episode this week.
24:21
Speaker 2: Yeah.
24:22
Speaker 3: One, I was really wanting the conversation with I love babies.
24:27
Speaker 3: I love seeing them on TV because you don't have
24:30
Speaker 3: to take care of them. You can watch other people.
24:32
Speaker 2: Yes.
24:33
Speaker 3: And they're so cute. And you can see how hard
24:36
Speaker 3: it is, the reality of how much time it takes
24:38
Speaker 3: and how exhausting it is. And I love, love, love
24:41
Speaker 3: in this recent episode that it was so family heavy. Yeah.
24:45
Speaker 3: I think the thing with discussing the challenges of marriage,
24:49
Speaker 3: especially after so many years, um, um, can be very
24:55
Speaker 3: like disenchanting to people who watch Bravo, even people who've
24:59
Speaker 3: been married for 30 years, you know, want to see
25:03
Speaker 3: like the Tom and Ariana who are presenting an idea
25:06
Speaker 3: that everything is perfect. Um, I don't personally don't, even
25:11
Speaker 3: though watching it was tough and painful and hard to watch.
25:14
Speaker 3: It was like, wow, this is intense, man. Like, I
25:16
Speaker 3: don't want to think that Brittany and Jax went through this,
25:19
Speaker 3: but I was still like, oh my God, this is
25:21
Speaker 3: so good. This seems so.
25:23
Speaker 4: Real, which is so different for Bravo.
25:26
Speaker 2: And also like so many people lie about the amount
25:30
Speaker 2: of sex they have. And on Summer House, Carl and Lindsay,
25:33
Speaker 2: who are like the stars of the show, who were
25:35
Speaker 2: friends at first and fell in love, got engaged. They're
25:37
Speaker 2: now broken their engagement. We're seeing the demise of the
25:40
Speaker 2: relationship happen on that. They have this moment where she's
25:42
Speaker 2: talking to Paige and Paige is like, you know, and
25:46
Speaker 2: all the friends are like, kind of like, I don't
25:48
Speaker 2: think this couple should get married either. And Paige says, well,
25:51
Speaker 2: something like, how often do you have sex? And she's like, um,
25:54
Speaker 2: and it's, you know, like never. And even Paige goes,
25:58
Speaker 2: you know, people exaggerate. that they have it more than
26:01
Speaker 2: they do. So if she's saying once a month or something,
26:05
Speaker 2: then you know it's probably once every who knows when.
26:09
Speaker 2: And I would always say, like, if you have to
26:12
Speaker 2: go To marriage counseling and all that before you get married.
26:15
Speaker 2: Please don't get married. Please don't get married. Like, you
26:18
Speaker 2: should not be having issues before you get married. It's
26:21
Speaker 2: not meant to be. It will only get worse. And
26:25
Speaker 2: so I love that they're so honest about it.
26:28
Speaker 6: Well, maybe if more people talk about the reality of
26:30
Speaker 6: relationships and sexuality as a.
26:34
Speaker 5: You know what?
26:35
Speaker 6: Goes like three times a day sometimes like four times
26:38
Speaker 6: sometimes 17 times a day.
26:39
Speaker 2: And they're broken up like lars is like i had
26:43
Speaker 2: it four times with um scotty pippen scotty pippen and
26:46
Speaker 2: now five times with this one and he's like with
26:49
Speaker 2: his glasses marcus dork i'm glad he's gone like and
26:54
Speaker 2: but like she wasn't having you know like shut up
26:57
Speaker 2: and and i always feel like theresa would do that
26:59
Speaker 2: too with Juicy Joe.
27:01
Speaker 8: Right.
27:01
Speaker 2: Overly exaggerate like how hot and sexy they were. And
27:04
Speaker 2: then we see him in the vineyard being like, oh,
27:06
Speaker 2: my bitch wife is coming over. She's like, let's have sex.
27:08
Speaker 2: I think she was acting too for the cameras.
27:11
Speaker 7: Yeah.
27:11
Speaker 2: You know? Yeah.
27:12
Speaker 6: Well, maybe it's the start of people not feeling diminished
27:16
Speaker 6: because they don't have sex in this weird porn world
27:20
Speaker 6: that everyone seems to be living in.
27:22
Speaker 5: A fantasy world.
27:23
Speaker 6: Like once a month or once every couple of months
27:26
Speaker 6: is not something to be ashamed of.
27:27
Speaker 2: Also, you should be so fucking lucky.
27:30
Speaker 3: And it didn't come out in a fucking, if I may,
27:34
Speaker 3: game at a dinner.
27:36
Speaker 2: Yes, a set up dinner party. Like, okay. Yeah, no,
27:40
Speaker 2: it came out in like real talk. Julia loves swallowing.
27:44
Speaker 9: Who?
27:45
Speaker 5: Who does it?
27:47
Speaker 3: And then Robin's like, and then they're like, Robin, you
27:50
Speaker 3: know what I just realized?
27:51
Speaker 1: Why are you even asking?
27:52
Speaker 2: No, remember the Jackie Gold? Schneider.
27:54
Speaker 1: Schneider.
27:55
Speaker 2: She was the one that she never wanted to swallow.
27:58
Speaker 2: Now it makes sense.
27:58
Speaker 4: She was anorexic.
28:00
Speaker 7: Right.
28:01
Speaker 2: I'm not even trying to make a joke, but it
28:02
Speaker 2: totally makes sense. They made such a big deal that
28:04
Speaker 2: she never gave blowjobs. The girl also didn't have ice cream.
28:07
Speaker 4: Yeah, she didn't want anything in her mouth.
28:09
Speaker 2: What's melted ice cream?
28:11
Speaker 5: Exactly. Wait a minute.
28:14
Speaker 2: Now, baby.
28:15
Speaker 4: Julie wants it now. I love ice cream.
28:19
Speaker 5: Why would you do this to me, Heather?
28:21
Speaker 4: Wait a minute.
28:22
Speaker 5: Vanilla. And I love chocolate chip.
28:24
Speaker 9: Yeah.
28:27
Speaker 2: Fuck.
28:27
Speaker 3: But it usually comes out in a question that's mired
28:32
Speaker 3: in shame.
28:32
Speaker 2: Shame. Everyone lies.
28:33
Speaker 4: Like, no, I'm sexual.
28:35
Speaker 1: Right.
28:35
Speaker 3: And, you know, even in the Capote show. Remember when
28:38
Speaker 3: he was like, you're no longer a sexual beast?
28:40
Speaker 7: Right.
28:41
Speaker 2: Oh, you're past your prime here. Nobody wants to fuck you.
28:46
Speaker 2: Let's go to lunch. I'm like, why are these women
28:48
Speaker 2: still eating lunch with this mean little twerp? It's telling
28:51
Speaker 2: them that their vaginas have dried up because they had
28:53
Speaker 2: a 40th birthday party.
28:54
Speaker 6: You know, he's paying hookers in a Turkish bath to
28:57
Speaker 6: suck their dicks.
28:57
Speaker 2: The Truman Capote. Right, exactly.
29:00
Speaker 5: So, excuse you.
29:00
Speaker 2: Well, this show is good.
29:01
Speaker 5: It is good.
29:02
Speaker 2: Anyway, I don't know what's going to happen with them.
29:05
Speaker 2: We are friends with Jax. And I think the show...
29:09
Speaker 2: It's very good. It's great. And then also they get
29:11
Speaker 2: into the whole political and the– and I really saw
29:17
Speaker 2: how that conversation happened where there was a conversation that
29:20
Speaker 2: happened off camera. Three of the characters discussed it or
29:25
Speaker 2: shared it that one of them asked about a particular
29:28
Speaker 2: bill that could be interpreted as anti-gay. And then they
29:33
Speaker 2: went on to say, oh, she must be this and
29:35
Speaker 2: this and this. And she was an accuser of being racist.
29:38
Speaker 2: She's like. this and she knows even though she's new
29:42
Speaker 2: to the show she's like I know what this can
29:45
Speaker 2: do to have this on tv forever that Kristen said
29:48
Speaker 2: it on camera that I'm a racist I'm you know
29:50
Speaker 2: first generation Mexican and Persian her parents were she's a
29:54
Speaker 2: realtor she's like She's like, no. And she even said,
29:57
Speaker 2: she goes, this isn't my whole life. Like, I'm on
29:59
Speaker 2: the show for a hot minute. Like, this show may
30:01
Speaker 2: go away and this is going to last forever. Like,
30:03
Speaker 2: we need to clear this up. And I thought that
30:06
Speaker 2: was really, honestly, really well done and really real how
30:10
Speaker 2: this shit can, like, wildfire and then someone thinks something
30:13
Speaker 2: of you.
30:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the bill about LGBTQ then somehow.
30:16
Speaker 4: Turned into being racist.
30:18
Speaker 5: I do wish that they would have spearheaded it. Like,
30:21
Speaker 5: I think it would have I think they all just
30:23
Speaker 5: got too scared.
30:24
Speaker 3: Yeah.
30:24
Speaker 6: And then it turned into a thing of like, you're
30:26
Speaker 6: racist and that and she's having calling and that having
30:29
Speaker 6: to deal with that is horrific. However, I do want
30:32
Speaker 6: to say that I do wish that they would have
30:34
Speaker 6: had the balls, all of them to pointedly say like
30:38
Speaker 6: the gay guy to be like, I was upset because
30:41
Speaker 6: I felt you were against LGBTQ rights. That's why I
30:43
Speaker 6: was upset. We talked shit about you. And then she
30:45
Speaker 6: could be like, that's not true. That's not what it was.
30:46
Speaker 4: She could have defended her truth.
30:48
Speaker 6: Here's my feeling. I didn't know what it was and
30:50
Speaker 6: I don't understand X, Y, Z. And then he could
30:52
Speaker 6: have said, here's what the bill meant. And they could
30:54
Speaker 6: have had like a serious, we all could have had
30:56
Speaker 6: like a real come to Jesus or a learning moment,
30:59
Speaker 6: but they were too scared. And that was unfortunate.
31:02
Speaker 2: Right. And I also feel like, um, Talking about something
31:06
Speaker 2: that you see a glimpse here and you just have
31:08
Speaker 2: a conversation about is not that this girl was spearheading
31:14
Speaker 2: a charity event for it and doing videos about it
31:18
Speaker 2: or whatever. She just was like, oh, if the conversation
31:21
Speaker 2: would happen. She was like, oh, what is that? Okay.
31:25
Speaker 2: And then they were like, that was kind of weird.
31:27
Speaker 2: And then what was also interesting is that then Kristen
31:29
Speaker 2: writes her and goes– we're all good, your secrets are
31:32
Speaker 2: safe with me. And she's like, no, what's the fucking,
31:34
Speaker 2: talk about a blackmail moment. Like, what are you trying
31:37
Speaker 2: to say? Like, what kind of secrets do you have
31:40
Speaker 2: on me? Like, when we got a smoothie and they
31:45
Speaker 2: turned the iPad around and it said 35, 45, and
31:47
Speaker 2: 50% tip, I only gave 35%. What do you have
31:48
Speaker 2: on me, girl? Like, what is it? I also thought
31:50
Speaker 2: it was a cool glimpse into.
31:59
Speaker 3: Rather than people, let's say, take like Monica from Salt
32:02
Speaker 3: Lake City, who came in, had the troll page, Dita
32:06
Speaker 3: Von T, what was it called?
32:07
Speaker 4: Reality Von T.
32:08
Speaker 2: Correct.
32:09
Speaker 3: And then she was so versed in reality TV. She
32:12
Speaker 3: came in hot. I loved seeing these people who were like, doo-doo-doo,
32:17
Speaker 3: this is fun.
32:18
Speaker 4: Here's our babies.
32:19
Speaker 3: And all of a sudden it's like, they're bringing up
32:21
Speaker 3: a conversation from six months ago where, and now you're racist.
32:25
Speaker 3: You're like, wait, that wasn't even, we didn't even talk
32:27
Speaker 3: about that in the show. Like literally nothing is off limits.
32:30
Speaker 3: You will be slandered to death. She's there like, oh
32:34
Speaker 3: my God, why are we discussing one dinner six months
32:37
Speaker 3: ago for five minutes? And she just, it was really
32:41
Speaker 3: seeing how seasoned reality stars will weaponize. I mean, for
32:45
Speaker 3: lack of a better word, that's so overused, but like
32:48
Speaker 3: one thing. And that girl, you know, what was her name?
32:51
Speaker 4: Michelle.
32:51
Speaker 2: Yeah. And it wasn't even there. And what else is
32:54
Speaker 2: the next day, Michelle and her husband who have a
32:58
Speaker 2: daughter who have had trouble and said they like, haven't
33:00
Speaker 2: been romantic or attracted to each other for years. They
33:04
Speaker 2: have this moment where they have each other's back and
33:06
Speaker 2: they're kind of laughing. And I think that's kind of
33:08
Speaker 2: a real thing in marriage too. When you feel like
33:11
Speaker 2: someone's attacking your kingdom and, Sometimes that is the thing
33:16
Speaker 2: to bring you together to be like, oh, no, no, no.
33:18
Speaker 2: You don't fuck with my wife. We might not be
33:22
Speaker 2: on 100% right now. And they have this moment. So
33:26
Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, I think it's great.
33:28
Speaker 4: Yeah, really good show.
33:29
Speaker 2: And anyway, then Vanderpump watched some of that. It's just
33:32
Speaker 2: kind of the same of like what is going on.
33:35
Speaker 2: I went on Lala's podcast and I heard a lot
33:37
Speaker 2: about it in that she reveals that You know, we're
33:42
Speaker 2: going to see some really, I guess, shocking stuff on
33:45
Speaker 2: the final episode and the reunion. And that is why
33:49
Speaker 2: Lala's like, you know, nobody had my back. We all
33:53
Speaker 2: felt this. And what I think it might be is
33:58
Speaker 2: that this is their job to be on this show.
34:02
Speaker 2: And I believe– and I didn't even talk about it
34:04
Speaker 2: with Lala with this because she's like, I can't tell
34:07
Speaker 2: you what happens, da-da-da. And she has not. I think–
34:10
Speaker 2: there is gonna be a moment where even though Ariana
34:15
Speaker 2: Let's give Ariana props for going to the beach, going
34:18
Speaker 2: to these places where Tom is present. So she is
34:20
Speaker 2: doing her job because the thing that these housewives and
34:23
Speaker 2: people hate is they eventually treat this job like they're
34:26
Speaker 2: at a factory and they're like, Dorinda didn't punch in today.
34:30
Speaker 2: And they get mad like, why didn't she have to
34:32
Speaker 2: come to the boring thing? Whatever. But I feel like
34:34
Speaker 2: she's coming to all this stuff. But I think there
34:37
Speaker 2: might be a moment coming up where they feel like
34:40
Speaker 2: she is not being as participatory as she should be.
34:44
Speaker 2: to make the show that benefits them all. Right.
34:48
Speaker 4: Which is a classic thing.
34:49
Speaker 3: It's kind of like on Potomac where Giselle and Candace
34:53
Speaker 3: wouldn't even speak.
34:54
Speaker 8: Yeah.
34:54
Speaker 3: So you're kind of showing scenes of two different groups
34:57
Speaker 3: of people, no one speaking, and we're like, let's get
34:59
Speaker 3: it together.
35:00
Speaker 4: And once people start.
35:03
Speaker 3: isolating and icing someone out, yeah, you're not participating.
35:05
Speaker 2: And I guess New Jersey is literally two different shows. Yeah.
35:10
Speaker 2: Because apparently Melissa and Teresa are never in the same
35:15
Speaker 2: room the entire season. I don't know if that'll be
35:17
Speaker 2: the juiciest of the seasons or if it'll feel like
35:21
Speaker 2: it's missing something, but that is the fact and that's
35:23
Speaker 2: out there.
35:23
Speaker 3: And I wonder if that will be a precedent moving
35:25
Speaker 3: forward because we've all worked on reality shows. When somebody's
35:29
Speaker 3: on an island, as they call it, Like Candace, now
35:32
Speaker 3: Candace in Potomac is off the show.
35:34
Speaker 2: Right, she's just left. And the reunion is airing now.
35:37
Speaker 3: Because she had been on an island. Once you're on
35:39
Speaker 3: an island and no one will film with you, you're
35:41
Speaker 3: kind of screwed. In this case in New Jersey, they
35:44
Speaker 3: broke off into factions.
35:46
Speaker 2: You know?
35:47
Speaker 4: And so now they're filming two different shows.
35:48
Speaker 2: They're in different boroughs, I guess. Is that how it works?
35:52
Speaker 5: Or different areas, I guess?
35:53
Speaker 6: Like, one's in Franklin Lakes and one's in.
35:56
Speaker 4: Maybe they redefine where it becomes, like, Big Brother. It's, like,
35:59
Speaker 4: one side of the house against the other side of
36:01
Speaker 4: the house who will be voted off. And that could
36:03
Speaker 4: be strong.
36:04
Speaker 5: I'm looking forward to it. I'm, like, really looking forward
36:06
Speaker 5: to it.
36:07
Speaker 2: I will definitely watch New Jersey. That's coming in, like,
36:09
Speaker 2: a week or two, I think. Okay, speaking of Real
36:12
Speaker 2: Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle... has said that she is
36:17
Speaker 2: friends with Hilaria Baldwin. How do you say it, cucumber?
36:20
Speaker 2: And Hilaria has been allegedly talking to producers of Beverly Hills.
36:26
Speaker 2: She would move her seven bambinos to Beverly Hills to
36:30
Speaker 2: be part of that show. And people are speculating they
36:33
Speaker 2: could see why that would be the case. Her husband
36:35
Speaker 2: is still facing charges for the horrible tragedy on set.
36:39
Speaker 2: And they're not going to have their own reality show.
36:42
Speaker 2: And she's pretty and young and she's intriguing. Now, I mean,
36:47
Speaker 2: I'm going to say, I'm going to put this on
36:50
Speaker 2: my prayer list.
36:51
Speaker 4: Okay.
36:53
Speaker 2: I really, really want this. I really want this. And
36:57
Speaker 2: I want her to, you know, her to be like, So, yeah,
37:00
Speaker 2: you know what? I just really identified with being Spanish.
37:04
Speaker 2: And the truth is out. Yes, I went to a
37:06
Speaker 2: school in, how do you say, Boston. But I, you know,
37:09
Speaker 2: I'm good. I, you know, my parents had a house
37:13
Speaker 2: in Spain one summer. And after that, I just identified
37:17
Speaker 2: as a Spaniard. And Alec never asked. I definitely don't
37:22
Speaker 2: think Alec ever asked, hey, where'd you go to high school?
37:25
Speaker 5: He still doesn't know.
37:26
Speaker 2: He's still doing, like, funny interviews where he's like, my
37:28
Speaker 2: wife is Spanish. And they're like, oh, do that funny.
37:31
Speaker 2: She basically just did Sofia Vergara. Yeah. 100%. So I
37:35
Speaker 2: don't care if she comes back and the accent is gone.
37:38
Speaker 2: I think that would be fun with Dorit. They could
37:40
Speaker 2: have dueling because Dorit's accent goes in and out now.
37:43
Speaker 2: You know, she's like, peak cake, darling. Phoenix and Jagger,
37:47
Speaker 2: mind you, need some cheese sticks. Can I have glam
37:50
Speaker 2: here tomorrow? You're like, what is going on? So I
37:56
Speaker 2: really want this to happen.
37:58
Speaker 3: Crystal cannot be gone if this happens. Because Crystal's not
38:01
Speaker 3: going anywhere.
38:02
Speaker 4: Crystal will be going in.
38:04
Speaker 5: It won't matter.
38:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she is like, how dare you?
38:07
Speaker 4: She'll be calling her to the mat about it.
38:10
Speaker 7: Yeah.
38:10
Speaker 4: Like, I don't care if this was three years ago.
38:12
Speaker 3: We have the receipts from today's show where you couldn't
38:15
Speaker 3: do avocado.
38:16
Speaker 5: Having a Spanish accent isn't a language.
38:18
Speaker 2: And then Garcelle, who actually isn't an immigrant, you know,
38:21
Speaker 2: she came from Haiti.
38:23
Speaker 5: Yeah, Haiti, right?
38:24
Speaker 2: Haiti. But she'll just be like, she'll just laugh at
38:27
Speaker 2: her confessional. She'll be like, okay. And then Erica Day
38:32
Speaker 2: will be like, um, So apparently I'm the fraud still? Really?
38:37
Speaker 1: Really?
38:38
Speaker 2: I never stepped... I stepped foot in that law firm once,
38:41
Speaker 2: and this girl's walking around making flan, and we're supposed
38:45
Speaker 2: to believe it's authentic? Like, I just cannot... Please? Please.
38:50
Speaker 4: I'm going to make a prayer list myself.
38:51
Speaker 2: Oh, God. Seriously. We're going to go do a rosary
38:54
Speaker 2: after this.
38:55
Speaker 3: And that picture of Kyle looks like someone from TikTok.
38:59
Speaker 2: It's just gorgeous.
39:00
Speaker 4: So that's a perfect picture of Kyle.
39:01
Speaker 2: Oh, and then Rihanna, I guess, did some interview, and...
39:04
Speaker 2: They came up and they're like, Rihanna says she thinks
39:07
Speaker 2: that Kyle and Morgan are a couple. I'm like, hi, Rihanna,
39:10
Speaker 2: late to the party.
39:12
Speaker 4: Thanks for the revelation.
39:12
Speaker 2: They've been doing the licking splits since January of 2022
39:17
Speaker 2: or whatever. Since I slid into those DMs. I don't know.
39:21
Speaker 2: She slid into mine. Yeah, like, of course.
39:25
Speaker 1: Of course.
39:27
Speaker 7: Yeah.
39:27
Speaker 2: So, okay. Do you know about that? this? This is
39:31
Speaker 2: Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee Simmons' daughter. She's 21. Aoki.
39:37
Speaker 2: Remember her? Remember that show that Kimora had? Of course.
39:40
Speaker 2: The two little girls that were modeling the fat, whatever
39:43
Speaker 2: it was called, big fat clothes or whatever? We loved
39:46
Speaker 2: that show.
39:47
Speaker 3: Kimora Lee Simmons is like She is a boss that
39:50
Speaker 3: has zero problems being like, I have an entourage of
39:53
Speaker 3: 12 people. I don't even know their last names. Let's go.
39:57
Speaker 4: She's great. Like I like literally like look up to her.
40:00
Speaker 2: That was like the height of like E. So that
40:02
Speaker 2: was like 15 years ago. And it was just her
40:05
Speaker 2: with assistants and like planning fashion shows. And I think
40:08
Speaker 2: there's another little girl. Anyway, this one, she's 20. She
40:12
Speaker 2: graduated from Harvard. No, she's 21. And she graduated early
40:16
Speaker 2: at 20. She went to St. Bart's. And she met
40:20
Speaker 2: this guy, Vittorio Asif. He's 65. He's like a restaurateur.
40:30
Speaker 2: And they met there. They didn't know each other before.
40:33
Speaker 2: They were kissing on the beaches of St. Barts.
40:37
Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
40:37
Speaker 2: And it's over now. They broke up.
40:40
Speaker 4: Oh, I was so invested in their love story, Heather.
40:41
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, oh, my God, 44-year age difference. Like, what
40:44
Speaker 2: is going on?
40:45
Speaker 3: Yeah.
40:46
Speaker 2: Her parents are an 18-year age difference, Russell and Kimora
40:50
Speaker 2: Lee Simmons. And, you know, there's some weird stories about
40:52
Speaker 2: Russell so that you always kind of wonder what went down.
40:55
Speaker 5: Isn't he, like, out in Bali or something?
40:57
Speaker 2: Just doing yoga and, like, avoiding lawsuits.
40:58
Speaker 6: Yeah, just, like, not being able to be in America.
41:00
Speaker 7: A.K.A.
41:00
Speaker 2: Hiding. Yeah. There is something weird going on. There's been
41:03
Speaker 2: a lot of weird stories about him and weird stories
41:07
Speaker 2: about how, I believe, when they met, she was maybe
41:10
Speaker 2: not even 18 yet. Kimora Lee was, like, a model.
41:13
Speaker 3: But anyway.
41:16
Speaker 2: Hopefully, girl, you got that bag. You went shopping and
41:19
Speaker 2: you got that bag. I hope you got that bag.
41:21
Speaker 2: I hope she got some jewelry. I hope she got whatever.
41:24
Speaker 2: But also, she is smart. So who knows if they
41:27
Speaker 2: even had sex? She might have kissed him, gotten table
41:31
Speaker 2: service for her friends, went shopping with him, and then
41:36
Speaker 2: was like, bye. But then she did an Instagram account
41:39
Speaker 2: where she's like, I'm espresso depresso.
41:41
Speaker 5: Clever.
41:44
Speaker 2: That's a $ 200, 000 Harvard education, rhyming. But no, she's a model,
41:49
Speaker 2: you know, core social media person. And I don't know
41:53
Speaker 2: what God is talking about her. I never knew she
41:55
Speaker 2: was a model. I never knew she graduated.
41:56
Speaker 4: We never knew she was older than eight yet.
41:58
Speaker 2: I thought she was still four. So it's like, go
42:01
Speaker 2: do something like this. You probably just saw it. Like,
42:04
Speaker 2: not that it was, maybe it was planned, maybe it wasn't,
42:06
Speaker 2: but kind of genius. So maybe she is really smart.
42:08
Speaker 3: Also, maybe she has legitimate daddy.
42:12
Speaker 4: like attraction, like some girls or grandpa do. Yeah. Grandpa
42:16
Speaker 4: do like that.
42:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
42:18
Speaker 4: And they think it's hot. And I mean, she's so pretty.
42:21
Speaker 3: She's I mean, I'm just like, maybe she thinks that
42:24
Speaker 3: guy's sexy, like giving like Mary Kate.
42:26
Speaker 4: And that guy.
42:27
Speaker 9: Right.
42:28
Speaker 3: Who was I mean, he was not only rich, but
42:29
Speaker 3: he was, you know, he was French.
42:31
Speaker 4: He was filthy. He was smoking the cigarettes.
42:34
Speaker 2: Yeah.
42:34
Speaker 3: Maybe they just think like, oh, boy's my age. They're
42:37
Speaker 3: just so like pedestrian.
42:39
Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, We got kinks.
42:42
Speaker 2: All of our kinks are okay. I know. When girls
42:45
Speaker 2: do screw either a really ugly, older, rich guy or
42:49
Speaker 2: all three rolled in one, you can get in your
42:52
Speaker 2: head and just be like, I'm a gross, dirty girl.
42:55
Speaker 2: I don't like a fan. I don't know. Whatever. That's done.
43:00
Speaker 2: The latest on the Morgan Wallen story. So he's a
43:05
Speaker 2: country singer and he was at a honky tonk bar
43:08
Speaker 2: in Nashville and he threw a chair off of the balcony.
43:12
Speaker 2: He could face up to six years, but he was arrested. But,
43:16
Speaker 2: you know, everybody's like, that's not going to happen. Nobody
43:18
Speaker 2: was hurt. He has an on and off girlfriend who
43:21
Speaker 2: had a child with. And people thought she just announced
43:24
Speaker 2: she was engaged. And then the next day it was like, actually,
43:26
Speaker 2: we're married. And then the chair went flying off the balcony.
43:29
Speaker 2: So people thought, is that what he heard? And she
43:32
Speaker 2: has said, no, you know, hopefully he'll be fine. She's
43:37
Speaker 2: not disparaging him at all, even though she has a
43:39
Speaker 2: new husband. Other people are like, no, he found another
43:42
Speaker 2: man who's going to be raising his son. And he
43:44
Speaker 2: threw off the chair. Who knows why he threw off
43:46
Speaker 2: the chair? He's gotten in trouble before, but that was
43:48
Speaker 2: just a little.
43:49
Speaker 3: Why is everyone in country music named Morgan? It's like
43:54
Speaker 3: I see I'll see him in the charts and be like, wait,
43:56
Speaker 3: is that Kyle's girlfriend? And then I'll have to go
43:58
Speaker 3: look and be like, oh, no, it's a different Morgan.
43:59
Speaker 3: There's 50,000 Morgan.
44:01
Speaker 5: They should go on tour together. Yeah.
44:03
Speaker 2: I'm going to make you love me now. I didn't
44:05
Speaker 2: throw any chairs off anything, you know, and and my
44:09
Speaker 2: lady likes to shop at Restoration Hardware. So that would
44:12
Speaker 2: be a big, heavy chair for me to throw, even
44:14
Speaker 2: for me. And I like to work out. We like
44:17
Speaker 2: to take walks together. She and Kyle. Yeah.
44:21
Speaker 4: The Morgan tour. I'm here for it.
44:23
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay. Here's your girl, JoJo Siwa. Now, I was
44:28
Speaker 2: very nice in speaking about her. I said, again, you
44:31
Speaker 2: weren't the first person that dressed up like Kiss. I
44:34
Speaker 2: did it in 1975 for Halloween. However, she did get
44:39
Speaker 2: her teeth done for 50 grand. That's a new story
44:41
Speaker 2: that came out. What are you guys thinking? The song
44:46
Speaker 2: is in my head.
44:47
Speaker 5: The song is okay.
44:48
Speaker 2: Karma's a bitch. And I like her scratchy voice. Like,
44:54
Speaker 2: I like it, but we have always known this about her.
44:59
Speaker 2: Let's talk.
45:00
Speaker 3: Girls, what is your opinion of JoJo? Can I just
45:02
Speaker 3: request when we come out on stage... whenever the next,
45:05
Speaker 3: which is Phoenix.
45:06
Speaker 4: We got to do Karma.
45:07
Speaker 2: Yes, you guys can come out to Karma's a bitch.
45:10
Speaker 2: A hundred percent.
45:12
Speaker 4: Because Karma 24 has been our thing.
45:14
Speaker 2: And it's really worked out for us. Yeah.
45:15
Speaker 3: And Julie calls the song Karma 24. She's like, can
45:18
Speaker 3: you believe she made a song Karma 24? I'm like, well,
45:20
Speaker 3: that's not the name of it, but it is, you know,
45:24
Speaker 3: we did a deep dive on our Patreon and.
45:27
Speaker 2: Tell us what you think. Okay.
45:29
Speaker 5: As a, Brother, sister, Les.
45:32
Speaker 9: Okay.
45:32
Speaker 5: There's an older Les to the JoJo. Okay.
45:35
Speaker 6: I just want to put out on the positive side.
45:38
Speaker 5: I want to say this.
45:39
Speaker 6: I think it's great that she came out. I think
45:41
Speaker 6: it's nothing but a positive message. I think it's important.
45:44
Speaker 5: I like that.
45:45
Speaker 6: It's the confidence of being out and doing whatever and
45:48
Speaker 6: showing her with girls and all of that is great.
45:51
Speaker 2: Okay.
45:52
Speaker 5: With that said, I think she is an insufferable narcissist.
45:55
Speaker 6: And I think that she thinks that the world and
45:58
Speaker 6: the sun and the universe revolves around her and it
46:01
Speaker 6: is so annoying and it is such a bad look
46:05
Speaker 6: and even BuzzFeed today did an article saying that she
46:08
Speaker 6: came off looking terrible in the latest interview because she
46:11
Speaker 6: said that she wanted to create the very first as
46:14
Speaker 6: if it's never happened with her new song Karma 24
46:17
Speaker 6: a new genre called gay pop or pop gay or
46:20
Speaker 6: whatever gay pop I think it is and then the
46:22
Speaker 6: internet went bitch what like what.
46:26
Speaker 5: She's so, I mean, talk about, she's.
46:29
Speaker 2: Right, and everybody's saying, and then she also said, nobody's
46:31
Speaker 2: made a transition like this. And I saw that people
46:34
Speaker 2: did from Ellen, before Ellen came out, to Elton John.
46:38
Speaker 5: I mean, are you kidding?
46:39
Speaker 2: All these people, once they came out and their transition,
46:42
Speaker 2: so she's trying to say she was.
46:43
Speaker 4: Even Raven-Symoné.
46:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean.
46:45
Speaker 4: Who's a child and then became Les and short hair
46:48
Speaker 4: and reggie.
46:49
Speaker 6: And also the mute gay, like Queen, Freddie Mercury, Sylvester
46:52
Speaker 6: from the 70s, disco, everything that was there.
46:55
Speaker 5: Studio 54, Bowie. He's not even gay and he's gay.
46:58
Speaker 2: Right.
46:58
Speaker 5: I mean, we, she's.
47:00
Speaker 2: And also, and you took a weird kiss. You made
47:02
Speaker 2: yourself a fifth character. What is that? Right.
47:05
Speaker 5: Yes.
47:05
Speaker 2: And of a very masculine, like, could there be more
47:08
Speaker 2: of a misogynistic man than Gene Simmons? So that's like
47:11
Speaker 2: a weird thing. That's a good call.
47:13
Speaker 6: So then there's that, which is even watching that, where
47:15
Speaker 6: it's like, now you're doing a thing where you're like predatory.
47:18
Speaker 2: Yeah.
47:18
Speaker 6: And you're acting like a guy. Oh, and it's not cute.
47:22
Speaker 6: And I'm not really into that. I think that's really
47:24
Speaker 6: a bad message and actually, in fact, gross. And you
47:28
Speaker 6: are now she's young. She's a young girl. And what
47:30
Speaker 6: we what we or at least what I think is
47:32
Speaker 6: that she has literally had nothing in her life. No blockade,
47:37
Speaker 6: no boundary, no one ever saying no, no one. She
47:40
Speaker 6: has not had her heart broken. She has not feel
47:42
Speaker 6: the crushing blow.
47:43
Speaker 4: Like your parents.
47:44
Speaker 8: Right.
47:45
Speaker 4: You should be a model.
47:47
Speaker 3: Her parents are very excited about what she's bringing to
47:50
Speaker 3: the table.
47:51
Speaker 6: She has an overinflated view of her own self.
47:56
Speaker 4: And talent.
47:58
Speaker 6: And talent, frankly. I don't think she's bad. I don't
48:01
Speaker 6: think she's evil. I don't think she's malicious. But I
48:03
Speaker 6: think that she is on a level of a demigod
48:07
Speaker 6: to her own self that is gross. And I think
48:10
Speaker 6: she needs to be taken down, find some humility.
48:13
Speaker 8: Yeah.
48:13
Speaker 5: Find some.
48:14
Speaker 6: grounding like think of other people she literally like walked
48:19
Speaker 6: down that red carpet in that outfit it was like
48:21
Speaker 6: and was.
48:21
Speaker 8: Like yeah right right right and you're like bitch.
48:29
Speaker 6: You literally, like, you are in a derivative outfit that
48:32
Speaker 6: someone's already done, and now you're making it like you're
48:35
Speaker 6: a lesbian sea creature coming out of the water to.
48:37
Speaker 4: Fuck 5,000 different girls. Lady Gaga was more toned down
48:41
Speaker 4: in the meat dress.
48:41
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
48:43
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga was more like, what?
48:44
Speaker 4: I'm here in a meat dress.
48:46
Speaker 2: In a meat dress.
48:47
Speaker 5: We could have eaten off her dress.
48:49
Speaker 6: Literally, and Lady Gaga walked through like she was an
48:52
Speaker 6: actual queen with grace in it.
48:54
Speaker 5: But this... Goon is.
48:56
Speaker 6: Walking through dyking around in a way where she has
48:59
Speaker 6: no concept of anyone else on the planet.
49:03
Speaker 2: Yeah.
49:03
Speaker 6: And I think it's a really I think that she
49:05
Speaker 6: has the potential to learn and change and grow. But
49:09
Speaker 6: she's giving me the ick and the gross and I
49:12
Speaker 6: don't like it.
49:12
Speaker 2: Also, the music, though it's catchy, it's nothing groundbreaking like
49:16
Speaker 2: Billie Eilish. That was a new, unique song. Kind of
49:20
Speaker 2: music that we had never heard before that was a hit,
49:23
Speaker 2: that was unique. You know what I mean?
49:25
Speaker 4: Yeah.
49:25
Speaker 2: So this isn't a unique pop. This is like you
49:28
Speaker 2: could have gone and like gone to any studio and
49:31
Speaker 2: had someone create a song like this for you.
49:33
Speaker 4: You could have done it on AI on your computer.
49:35
Speaker 2: Yeah.
49:36
Speaker 3: But all of her music, including back when she was
49:38
Speaker 3: a literal child, we've been like into.
49:42
Speaker 2: Yeah.
49:43
Speaker 4: Like we love Boomerang.
49:45
Speaker 2: Yes.
49:45
Speaker 4: We love Candy Shop.
49:47
Speaker 3: I mean, we're into her music because we like crappy music.
49:50
Speaker 2: Yeah.
49:50
Speaker 6: I mean, she's got there's the bones there for all
49:54
Speaker 6: of it. But she needs to get out of her
49:57
Speaker 6: out of this thing that she's believing. She's talking about
50:00
Speaker 6: gaslighting her own self. And it's just gross. And it's gross.
50:03
Speaker 6: And I don't like seeing and particularly for me, I
50:05
Speaker 6: don't like seeing lesbians come off grosser than men.
50:10
Speaker 5: I don't like seeing lesbians be predatory. I think it's awful.
50:12
Speaker 2: Okay, I saw a clip. I was just trying to
50:14
Speaker 2: remember it. I saw a clip of her doing an
50:16
Speaker 2: interview on a podcast, and she... I mean, I couldn't
50:20
Speaker 2: believe this clip. She's talking about how she's getting with
50:23
Speaker 2: a girl, and she's a guest on what appears to
50:28
Speaker 2: be maybe two other lesbians' podcasts. So she's talking about
50:31
Speaker 2: relationship with girls, and she's like, yeah, it's a girl,
50:34
Speaker 2: and we're having her fun and everything, and The next day,
50:38
Speaker 2: my dad calls me. He's like, so you were having
50:41
Speaker 2: fun last night? And you're like, no, no. She goes, yeah,
50:43
Speaker 2: I butt dialed my dad. I want to barf. So
50:48
Speaker 2: your dad is listening to you guys? And then she
50:51
Speaker 2: was like, yeah. And I was drowning.
50:53
Speaker 5: Oh, no. No.
50:57
Speaker 6: Yeah.
50:58
Speaker 2: No.
50:59
Speaker 10: No, Heather.
51:00
Speaker 4: And that's the imagery in the video.
51:02
Speaker 2: Exactly. And I'm like, hold on. And the dad... A,
51:07
Speaker 2: listened and then talked about and then joked with you after?
51:10
Speaker 5: This is a problem.
51:12
Speaker 2: And then some of the comments were like, I don't
51:14
Speaker 2: believe the story. Some people were like, I don't believe
51:15
Speaker 2: the story. Other people said they didn't believe my story
51:18
Speaker 2: about Britney. They're like, I don't believe the story. And
51:20
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I did talk about it right
51:24
Speaker 2: after on my Patreon, but very briefly. Yeah. So it
51:28
Speaker 2: did really happen. But I know now people are like,
51:30
Speaker 2: I don't believe these stories.
51:32
Speaker 4: This one about.
51:33
Speaker 3: The dad, I'm just like, Believe it or not, she
51:35
Speaker 3: still shouldn't have said it. And she constantly steps in
51:37
Speaker 3: shit in these podcast interviews. We saw her on like
51:41
Speaker 3: a YouTube show that was like a dating show. with
51:43
Speaker 3: all these girls where just their heads are covered up,
51:46
Speaker 3: but she can see their whole bodies and is going
51:48
Speaker 3: to choose based on their bodies.
51:50
Speaker 2: Oh my God.
51:51
Speaker 4: And then asks them.
51:52
Speaker 2: But they're not naked.
51:53
Speaker 5: It's not that naked show.
51:54
Speaker 2: They just have like a cute body.
51:56
Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
51:56
Speaker 4: But still you're being, now you're.
51:58
Speaker 2: Now you're talking about like, oh, I don't, I like
51:59
Speaker 2: your thigh gap, but I don't like your belly button.
52:01
Speaker 3: Right.
52:02
Speaker 2: Like, do you think you're femme or you think you're
52:03
Speaker 2: more mask? Cause I don't know what I'm, I can,
52:06
Speaker 2: I could do both.
52:06
Speaker 6: I could do both.
52:07
Speaker 5: And just like, how do you know me? Did you
52:08
Speaker 5: know me before? Do you know me?
52:09
Speaker 2: Do you like me?
52:10
Speaker 5: Do you know me? Are you subscribed?
52:12
Speaker 3: Like, She asked them if they are tops or bottoms.
52:15
Speaker 3: And Julie and I literally ran away.
52:17
Speaker 2: Girls, if they're tops or bottoms.
52:18
Speaker 4: And we smashed through a plate glass window and dove
52:20
Speaker 4: into traffic. I was like, how?
52:22
Speaker 3: I mean, a man would be canceled if he, a
52:25
Speaker 3: man with a line of women with just their bodies.
52:28
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're so right. Yeah, I know. Okay. But we think.
52:32
Speaker 3: JoJo will have a, you know, her story arc will
52:34
Speaker 3: be intense. We think she will get her heart trampled.
52:37
Speaker 10: Important.
52:38
Speaker 4: And we're excited about that.
52:39
Speaker 6: That needs to happen for her to find the center.
52:43
Speaker 2: I was asked on the red carpet, who's going to
52:46
Speaker 2: be my first podcast guest? And I was like, oh,
52:49
Speaker 2: let's make it crazy. How about one of my exes?
52:55
Speaker 4: I can't.
52:56
Speaker 1: I can't.
52:57
Speaker 5: I can't deal with it. She thinks that. And that's
53:00
Speaker 5: the other thing before you move on. She's so self-centered that.
53:04
Speaker 6: And so has no concept of the world that that's
53:08
Speaker 6: her humor.
53:09
Speaker 5: Like humor, she thinks that's funny.
53:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, because she was dancing and being yelled
53:13
Speaker 2: at by Abby Lee at like six.
53:15
Speaker 6: She just hasn't had the heartbreak, and I mean heartbreak
53:22
Speaker 6: of any kind, of any kind, losing a dog or whatever.
53:25
Speaker 2: You're at a level, isn't this the level where you,
53:28
Speaker 2: the fact that she's still driving around a car, like,
53:32
Speaker 2: I mean, I just was on the parking lot with Angeline.
53:36
Speaker 5: Hot pink.
53:36
Speaker 4: Yes.
53:37
Speaker 2: And I mean, she had her nylons on and she
53:40
Speaker 2: was walking into Ralph's. Probably soon you'll see the Corvette
53:45
Speaker 2: with a walker. But she wants that car. And so
53:49
Speaker 2: she wants people to notice if you go up to
53:51
Speaker 2: her and ask for a picture, she will charge you,
53:52
Speaker 2: which I don't blame her.
53:53
Speaker 1: Nope.
53:54
Speaker 2: I don't blame her. But. So I'm like, okay, so
53:57
Speaker 2: aren't you now at a level that you don't want
54:00
Speaker 2: to be approached? But no, she definitely does. You're driving
54:03
Speaker 2: around your Tesla, which people are spotting and doing TikToks about,
54:06
Speaker 2: and she's cutting off people. She's not even a good driver.
54:10
Speaker 5: She's covered with her face, her old face.
54:13
Speaker 4: With a bow on it.
54:14
Speaker 5: With a bow on it.
54:15
Speaker 10: You're lezzing around with your bow, talking about everyone you're fingering,
54:18
Speaker 10: but you still have your car wrapped and you're in
54:19
Speaker 10: a bow.
54:20
Speaker 5: Like, you don't even know who you are. Wrapped up
54:23
Speaker 5: in a bow.
54:23
Speaker 2: Literally, the car is wrapped up in her face with
54:25
Speaker 2: a bow.
54:27
Speaker 5: And thinking that that's amazing. That's the thing. She thinks
54:31
Speaker 5: it's amazing. And here's my prediction.
54:35
Speaker 6: I think she's into a more feminine girl.
54:39
Speaker 2: Okay.
54:39
Speaker 6: And she's going to meet one who's going to destroy her.
54:43
Speaker 2: Okay.
54:43
Speaker 6: She's going to break her heart. Like she's going to
54:46
Speaker 6: meet someone who is everything she could ever dream of,
54:51
Speaker 6: but that's going to top her down.
54:54
Speaker 5: And that is what she needs. That's what she needs.
54:56
Speaker 2: Okay. I think.
54:57
Speaker 5: And I can't wait.
54:57
Speaker 2: I think she's going to continue to go viral for
55:01
Speaker 2: these reasons. People kind of just be like, this is
55:04
Speaker 2: fucking hilarious. But like all jokes, it will get old.
55:08
Speaker 2: And so, you know, I hope she.
55:14
Speaker 5: She just grows up.
55:14
Speaker 2: She could always get her manicure license with Amanda Bynes,
55:17
Speaker 2: but hopefully not. Hopefully she'll just do other things, but
55:20
Speaker 2: we'll see what happens.
55:21
Speaker 4: She has a transition into a Kristen Stewart.
55:23
Speaker 2: Yes. A little bit filthy.
55:25
Speaker 1: Right.
55:26
Speaker 4: Shorter hair.
55:26
Speaker 8: Yeah.
55:27
Speaker 4: And a little bit darker.
55:28
Speaker 2: But that's not her style, though. This is her style.
55:31
Speaker 4: No, but she might end up.
55:32
Speaker 2: Her musical style is this.
55:34
Speaker 5: But she is in a weird place because she is acting. Yeah.
55:39
Speaker 5: Like she's being like.
55:40
Speaker 1: Yeah.
55:42
Speaker 5: But that doesn't mix with.
55:45
Speaker 8: Yeah.
55:45
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
55:46
Speaker 6: Like, so she's what Brandy's saying is that I think
55:50
Speaker 6: that she's trying to break through the bow and the
55:53
Speaker 6: thing and the thing into filthy, more dykey Kristen Stewart possibly.
55:58
Speaker 8: Watch out.
55:59
Speaker 2: You're right.
55:59
Speaker 4: Could be very sexy.
56:00
Speaker 1: Okay.
56:00
Speaker 2: So the latest on the P. Diddy. Now, Jelly Roll,
56:04
Speaker 2: he told a story where he was supposed to meet
56:07
Speaker 2: him when he was on the Jimmy Kimmel show. And
56:10
Speaker 2: they're like, you want to meet P.
56:12
Speaker 7: Diddy?
56:12
Speaker 2: And he's like, sure. And so he's walking down the
56:14
Speaker 2: hallway to where P. Diddy is. And whoever he was with,
56:18
Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, I want to see who was responsible
56:20
Speaker 2: for Tupac's death. And he's like, nobody chuckled. That's a
56:24
Speaker 2: pretty funny joke.
56:26
Speaker 4: That's funny. Hey, I just wanted to check in. Does
56:29
Speaker 4: anyone here know who killed Tupac?
56:31
Speaker 8: No?
56:32
Speaker 2: That didn't land?
56:32
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to go get some coffee.
56:34
Speaker 2: And then he said, for the first time ever, he
56:36
Speaker 2: just had the instinct of like, Actually, I don't want
56:39
Speaker 2: to meet him. And he turned around and he never
56:41
Speaker 2: met him.
56:42
Speaker 4: He's scared he's going to get killed.
56:43
Speaker 2: I feel like he listened to God or whoever and
56:45
Speaker 2: was like, you know, his universe's instinct and was like,
56:48
Speaker 2: you know what? No. And he didn't. So I thought
56:51
Speaker 2: that was kind of interesting. Meanwhile, Ashton Kutcher, everybody's like, when?
56:55
Speaker 2: What's going on with Ashton Kutcher? So Ashton Kutcher is
56:58
Speaker 2: expecting a subpoena over his good friend. Did he? This
57:02
Speaker 2: whole thing. They're not talking about it. He and Mila Kunis. Now, remember,
57:09
Speaker 2: he was good friends with another non-delight, Danny Masterson, gave
57:15
Speaker 2: letters of support for him. That whole thing of when
57:18
Speaker 2: the girl that Ashton Kutcher, when he went to go
57:23
Speaker 2: on a date and saw that his date was murdered
57:25
Speaker 2: in the living room, he went to Danny first. And
57:29
Speaker 2: there's that whole story. Also, do you remember when he
57:32
Speaker 2: was married to Demi Moore and they would do these,
57:37
Speaker 2: you know, against sex trafficking stuff and their facts were
57:43
Speaker 2: maybe not correct in their crusade against it yeah it
57:47
Speaker 2: was like there and it was like some weird astronomical
57:50
Speaker 2: number that there was no proof that it was this
57:52
Speaker 2: astronomical number it was like 80,000 kids are being sex
57:57
Speaker 2: trafficked out of California or something like and I know
57:59
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is but it was something
58:01
Speaker 2: that like All he had to do was be like, wait,
58:03
Speaker 2: there's no way. Like, where's the milk cartons? Like, wait,
58:05
Speaker 2: hold on a minute. You know, we're not saying this
58:07
Speaker 2: isn't happening, but I don't know that you have the facts.
58:09
Speaker 2: So that was when he was with Demi. Then he
58:12
Speaker 2: had a threesome in San Diego where we will be
58:15
Speaker 2: on July 27th.
58:15
Speaker 5: Also having a threesome.
58:18
Speaker 2: This is the thruffle that you need to know about.
58:22
Speaker 2: After our threesome, then he gets rid of Demi. They
58:25
Speaker 2: break up. He gets with Mila.
58:27
Speaker 4: But don't forget when he had the most followers on Twitter.
58:30
Speaker 7: Yeah.
58:30
Speaker 4: Because for many years he dominated Twitter.
58:32
Speaker 8: Right.
58:32
Speaker 2: He was one of the first people.
58:33
Speaker 4: He tweeted in support of Jerry Sandusky.
58:37
Speaker 8: He did?
58:38
Speaker 2: Yes.
58:38
Speaker 4: And it was crazy. And he had to cancel his Twitter.
58:41
Speaker 4: He literally tweeted in support.
58:42
Speaker 3: Because he might be from Ohio or something. But it
58:45
Speaker 3: was crazy. And that was his first time where people
58:48
Speaker 3: were like, the guy was letting coaches shower with young boys.
58:53
Speaker 7: Yeah.
58:54
Speaker 4: And he had to go off Twitter and lose all
58:55
Speaker 4: of his.
58:56
Speaker 2: So I don't know. I think something we're going to
58:59
Speaker 2: find out a lot here. But he said we became
59:02
Speaker 2: fast friends. We used to just hang out and watch
59:04
Speaker 2: football together. Kutcher talking about his friendship with Diddy on
59:08
Speaker 2: an appearance of The Late Late Show with. the very
59:10
Speaker 2: straight James Corden.
59:12
Speaker 8: And the straightest I remember a story that we one
59:17
Speaker 8: of the funniest moments I had in the writers room
59:19
Speaker 8: at Chelsea Lately was one of the this guy was
59:22
Speaker 8: saying that his wife's friend said the wife's girlfriend said
59:27
Speaker 8: to her um.
59:29
Speaker 2: Well, you know, like my husband says, like, you know,
59:32
Speaker 2: what happens when guys watch football and there's like a
59:34
Speaker 2: really good play, like someone gets a touchdown or whatever.
59:37
Speaker 2: And like to celebrate, they just like blow each other.
59:39
Speaker 2: But it's just when they're watching football. And the girl
59:42
Speaker 2: was serious. And this other woman was like, no, that
59:45
Speaker 2: doesn't happen. With straight bitches, yes, it does. My husband
59:50
Speaker 2: says it happens all the time. Like, just if it's, like,
59:53
Speaker 2: a really good game. Like, it's a really good game.
59:56
Speaker 2: It's really intense just to, like, let off some steam
59:58
Speaker 2: and to celebrate their team. They blow each other. And
1:00:01
Speaker 2: we were dying, dying laughing. And I'm just like, okay. Anyway,
1:00:06
Speaker 2: that just, not saying that's happening with Diddy, but it
1:00:10
Speaker 2: just reminded me of that joke. Because we laughed about
1:00:13
Speaker 2: that for like eight years. Every football season, we'd bring
1:00:16
Speaker 2: it up in the writer's room.
1:00:17
Speaker 4: Like, Peter, have fun. Please don't blow everyone in the room.
1:00:21
Speaker 5: Peter, if they win.
1:00:21
Speaker 2: Oh my God, yeah. I mean, can you imagine when
1:00:24
Speaker 2: it was on Super Bowl? A close match? Okay, so
1:00:28
Speaker 2: then Tori Spelling. you know, is getting divorced. And I
1:00:33
Speaker 2: came up with this story because Tori Spelling recalls throwing
1:00:35
Speaker 2: a perfectly loaded baked potato during a final fight with
1:00:40
Speaker 2: Dean McDermott. And you guys have a real connection to
1:00:45
Speaker 2: baked potatoes. One, I know you love them.
1:00:47
Speaker 5: I love baked potato.
1:00:48
Speaker 4: Butter and sour cream.
1:00:50
Speaker 5: Thank you for noticing.
1:00:51
Speaker 2: Not chives, no bacon, no cheese? Chives, yes.
1:00:54
Speaker 5: No cheese, no bacon. Sour cream, butter, salt, chives.
1:00:57
Speaker 8: Ugh.
1:00:58
Speaker 2: Okay.
1:00:58
Speaker 1: Ugh.
1:00:59
Speaker 5: And the skin. I eat the skin. The whole thing.
1:01:00
Speaker 5: I'll eat the whole potato.
1:01:01
Speaker 2: Well, she knew she'd hit rock bottom when she had
1:01:04
Speaker 2: made a perfectly stuffed baked potato and And he said,
1:01:08
Speaker 2: I'm filing for divorce or whatever. And then she threw
1:01:11
Speaker 2: it and realized she threw it on the ground. And
1:01:13
Speaker 2: now she's made a mess and she doesn't have a potato.
1:01:15
Speaker 2: And we have started a potato revolution.
1:01:18
Speaker 4: Yes.
1:01:20
Speaker 3: With the woman who in 2020... Turned herself into a
1:01:26
Speaker 3: baked potato at a meeting.
1:01:28
Speaker 4: She was the boss on Zoom.
1:01:29
Speaker 2: So it was a Zoom. It's like when that guy
1:01:31
Speaker 2: became a cat and he couldn't stop being a cat.
1:01:34
Speaker 2: It was so funny.
1:01:35
Speaker 4: But she was the first one.
1:01:36
Speaker 2: But did she do it on purpose or by mistake?
1:01:38
Speaker 4: No, she did it by mistake.
1:01:39
Speaker 3: She could not turn it off. So I became obsessed
1:01:43
Speaker 3: a couple weeks ago. At night, as you do when
1:01:47
Speaker 3: you can't sleep, I was turning to happy thoughts. And
1:01:51
Speaker 3: instead of thinking about vodka, soda, or rainbows, I had
1:01:55
Speaker 3: thought about the woman and the potato. So I had
1:01:58
Speaker 3: to get the potato on my phone and.
1:02:00
Speaker 4: Just enjoy it.
1:02:01
Speaker 3: And we've been, no matter what, just turning to the
1:02:05
Speaker 3: potato who does kind of look like me. And if
1:02:07
Speaker 3: you do put it up, we call it the bitter
1:02:10
Speaker 3: drunk potato.
1:02:12
Speaker 4: And I feel like she kind of looks like me.
1:02:15
Speaker 4: And I do think she's pretty and really tanned.
1:02:19
Speaker 2: Well, she's tan because the potato skin is tan.
1:02:20
Speaker 4: Right, but that's fine. This is potato skin, too.
1:02:22
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:02:24
Speaker 3: Her eyes are, like, always, like, off kilter because she's drunk.
1:02:27
Speaker 3: And it's to show the inner strength of women.
1:02:30
Speaker 1: Right.
1:02:31
Speaker 9: Yeah.
1:02:31
Speaker 4: And it's just, you know.
1:02:33
Speaker 3: This is the year of Carver, 24, and carbs.
1:02:38
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:02:38
Speaker 2: And bringing back an old-fashioned 1970s stuffed potato. And the
1:02:42
Speaker 2: fact that this was her aha moment of divorce, and
1:02:46
Speaker 2: I love it because she goes, you know... I would
1:02:49
Speaker 2: have never divulged anything to anybody about their divorce. But
1:02:53
Speaker 2: now that she has her podcast launch, she waited to
1:02:55
Speaker 2: file for divorce for the day of the podcast launch.
1:02:58
Speaker 2: And she's telling all her juiciest people, including she hasn't
1:03:01
Speaker 2: pooped alone for 18 years, that while she's pooping, there's
1:03:05
Speaker 2: always one child in the room talking to her, which
1:03:08
Speaker 2: is kind of gross. But whatever. Good for her.
1:03:11
Speaker 3: I'm not into that, but Julie has accidentally pooped while
1:03:16
Speaker 3: we've been– in like a, when you go TT together
1:03:19
Speaker 3: in like a.
1:03:19
Speaker 5: Club or a bar.
1:03:21
Speaker 3: So I'm just there and then she's like, whoops. And
1:03:24
Speaker 3: I'm like, ew, did you just poo?
1:03:25
Speaker 4: And she's like, it just happened. And I'm like, I'm
1:03:28
Speaker 4: in here.
1:03:28
Speaker 5: It was an accident. It was one time, maybe twice.
1:03:33
Speaker 2: Well, good luck to them.
1:03:34
Speaker 8: I don't.
1:03:34
Speaker 2: I have never thrown food I've never thrown food in
1:03:41
Speaker 2: a fight or anything. Never. I have been part of
1:03:47
Speaker 2: food fights where elites think it's funny. I am way
1:03:51
Speaker 2: too cheap and have way too much respect for food.
1:03:53
Speaker 2: I do not like to throw food no matter what.
1:03:55
Speaker 4: I don't like food on my face or in my hair.
1:03:58
Speaker 4: It's so gross. It's so hard to get out. Like,
1:04:01
Speaker 4: shoving the wedding cake.
1:04:02
Speaker 2: Oh, never. We didn't do that.
1:04:03
Speaker 5: You know what also is annoying about food stuff?
1:04:06
Speaker 8: Yeah.
1:04:06
Speaker 6: You know, like on cooking shows, like with Hell's Kitchen
1:04:09
Speaker 6: or whatever, and he'll get so mad because.
1:04:11
Speaker 5: Like, you seared the chicken and it's too red. And
1:04:13
Speaker 5: they'll take a whole chicken and throw it in the trash.
1:04:15
Speaker 5: And I'm like, why are you doing that? I would
1:04:17
Speaker 5: eat that chicken.
1:04:18
Speaker 2: Oh, totally.
1:04:19
Speaker 1: Why?
1:04:19
Speaker 6: Like, I don't care if it's burned or whatever. You
1:04:21
Speaker 6: don't throw a full chicken in the trash.
1:04:23
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying?
1:04:24
Speaker 2: I think that's why I rarely get sick is because
1:04:27
Speaker 2: I am so not a germaphobe and I've Totally will eat.
1:04:31
Speaker 9: Yeah.
1:04:31
Speaker 4: You're like, wipe things off.
1:04:33
Speaker 2: I was having such a good salad the other day
1:04:36
Speaker 2: and there was like a weird piece of chicken bone,
1:04:38
Speaker 2: whatever in it. And so I just took it out,
1:04:40
Speaker 2: but I literally was so hungry. I'm like, if I
1:04:42
Speaker 2: found a rusty screw, I would still finish the salad.
1:04:46
Speaker 2: I'd take it out, but I'd be like, I don't
1:04:49
Speaker 2: really care. Yeah. How is a rusty screw going to
1:04:51
Speaker 2: affect my salad?
1:04:52
Speaker 5: It's not, it's not. I've eaten cupcakes out of garbage.
1:04:56
Speaker 3: Actual garbage on the street I bought all these cupcakes
1:04:58
Speaker 3: for like my agent and when I and they didn't
1:05:02
Speaker 3: do them like sprinkles they didn't put them in little
1:05:04
Speaker 3: perfect things but I opened it they had all tossed
1:05:07
Speaker 3: around so I was like I was so furious and
1:05:10
Speaker 3: I took them to the side of my house and
1:05:11
Speaker 3: I threw it and you know your outside trash bins
1:05:13
Speaker 3: yeah and then Julie I was like I have to
1:05:16
Speaker 3: get something and Julie snuck around and ate.
1:05:19
Speaker 4: The cupcakes out of the trash.
1:05:22
Speaker 3: And then I was like and then she comes she's
1:05:23
Speaker 3: like okay I'm ready to go I'm like what were
1:05:25
Speaker 3: you doing she's like nothing.
1:05:26
Speaker 4: It was like were you eating the cupcakes out of
1:05:28
Speaker 4: the garbage.
1:05:29
Speaker 10: They were still in the box they were only thrown
1:05:31
Speaker 10: away just like the chicken oh my god peter has
1:05:33
Speaker 10: thrown away food in the trash and i've opened up
1:05:35
Speaker 10: the trash and i'm like i was planning on having
1:05:37
Speaker 10: that for lunch and like i will.
1:05:40
Speaker 6: Take it out of you yeah yeah what are we
1:05:43
Speaker 6: doing here no who cares if it fell on the
1:05:45
Speaker 6: floor for a second you just put it in the our.
1:05:47
Speaker 2: Favorite show is back uh seeking sister wives And we
1:05:53
Speaker 2: did this photo from the year before. It is about
1:05:56
Speaker 2: a couple who's looking for another person. Now, the Merriweathers
1:06:00
Speaker 2: or whatever their name is are the only couple I
1:06:02
Speaker 2: really care about because she's like– she's got kind of
1:06:06
Speaker 2: like a crooked smile and she has two boys. And
1:06:08
Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, we just are really hoping to find
1:06:11
Speaker 2: another woman to bring into our family because that's what
1:06:14
Speaker 2: the Lord wants. She clearly doesn't want it, but they're
1:06:17
Speaker 2: on TV. No. Now, this next– so they found a
1:06:20
Speaker 2: girl and had sex with– he had sex with her.
1:06:23
Speaker 2: She got jealous. In the end, the girl was like,
1:06:25
Speaker 2: I don't– I definitely don't want to marry you. So
1:06:27
Speaker 2: now they're on the search again and he is just bawling, crying.
1:06:34
Speaker 2: Did you see the scene where he's crying so hard?
1:06:36
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:06:37
Speaker 2: With the girl and she has to do, she doesn't
1:06:39
Speaker 2: speak English either. So she's doing the Google thing. And
1:06:42
Speaker 2: she's like, I saw that you were on these, all
1:06:44
Speaker 2: these other dating sites. And I thought we were actually pursuing,
1:06:47
Speaker 2: you guys are pursuing dating me, even though they, the
1:06:50
Speaker 2: girls don't get together. It's just him. And so, and
1:06:54
Speaker 2: then he's like, really sorry, really sorry that you found
1:06:58
Speaker 2: out about that.
1:06:58
Speaker 5: You, I just love you so much.
1:07:00
Speaker 2: And I don't want it to be a problem. And
1:07:03
Speaker 2: she's like, you know, she's like this. Yeah.
1:07:06
Speaker 4: But I told you that you would get off the
1:07:08
Speaker 4: apps and you did not.
1:07:09
Speaker 5: And I don't believe you now. Like, wow.
1:07:14
Speaker 2: And it's just like, but he has become even more
1:07:19
Speaker 2: religious than he was before. And he was like, Well,
1:07:21
Speaker 2: just like Isaiah said, I'm in scripture, dah, dah, dah, dah.
1:07:25
Speaker 2: I'm going to learn from the, when the Lord says,
1:07:28
Speaker 2: let grace in, you can let grace. And I'm like,
1:07:31
Speaker 2: how do you people take the scripture and then turn
1:07:34
Speaker 2: it to, you should go on a reality show. And
1:07:37
Speaker 2: while you have young children at home, find another woman
1:07:40
Speaker 2: who is desperate to be an American and be on TV.
1:07:45
Speaker 2: So it's twofold. So she's willing to screw you while
1:07:48
Speaker 2: your wife cries in a corner. Like it is. I
1:07:52
Speaker 2: don't know if I can watch the whole show, but
1:07:54
Speaker 2: I just had to talk about it for that scene.
1:07:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, you had to force us to watch one of
1:07:57
Speaker 3: the weirdest another shows.
1:08:00
Speaker 5: He had the gall to say that. That could be.
1:08:02
Speaker 2: In your lawsuit against me.
1:08:04
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
1:08:05
Speaker 2: That you were traumatized. You then had like.
1:08:08
Speaker 4: We had to watch the vagina orgasm show.
1:08:11
Speaker 2: Your sleep was disrupted.
1:08:13
Speaker 1: Yes.
1:08:14
Speaker 2: You twitched out. I had my first throuple come to
1:08:17
Speaker 2: my show. You did?
1:08:18
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:08:19
Speaker 2: Guys, three things. Definitely a throuple. And they were big fans.
1:08:24
Speaker 2: They had a book, everything. And I was like, great.
1:08:27
Speaker 2: Do it. But I've not had the sister-wife situation yet.
1:08:33
Speaker 3: This woman is one of the saddest individuals to ever
1:08:36
Speaker 3: grace a TV.
1:08:37
Speaker 4: No matter how hard.
1:08:39
Speaker 3: She's another one who lies about the amount of sex.
1:08:41
Speaker 3: She loves acting like they're so sexual, but I'm not
1:08:45
Speaker 3: buying it.
1:08:45
Speaker 4: And I think he might even be doing.
1:08:49
Speaker 3: Whatever he's finding in Colorado, he definitely tried to do
1:08:52
Speaker 3: Ashley Madison, which we know is debunked.
1:08:54
Speaker 4: But whether he's at.
1:08:55
Speaker 5: He's on 10 fucking apps looking for women. And I
1:08:59
Speaker 5: have to believe... that he's also.
1:09:01
Speaker 2: The crying is really weird. He literally had the gall to.
1:09:04
Speaker 5: Say that Jesus Christ's sperm... He literally said that.
1:09:09
Speaker 2: Wait, what did he say?
1:09:10
Speaker 6: He said that through the Bible, and we know that
1:09:12
Speaker 6: it says in the Bible that you are supposed to
1:09:13
Speaker 6: intake Jesus Christ's sperm to give the DNA.
1:09:15
Speaker 5: No, that the Holy Ghost.
1:09:16
Speaker 3: Will enter you, and that is Jesus Christ's sperm. I
1:09:18
Speaker 3: almost took a picture of the subtitles for you.
1:09:20
Speaker 4: It was the very first episode.
1:09:21
Speaker 2: It's Jesus Christ's sperm who was never married and didn't
1:09:24
Speaker 2: have any kids.
1:09:25
Speaker 5: Correct.
1:09:26
Speaker 4: As the Holy Ghost, when it enters you.
1:09:27
Speaker 5: But it can only enter the woman.
1:09:29
Speaker 2: So then now the sperm is his sperm entering a woman. Correct,
1:09:32
Speaker 2: which is like.
1:09:33
Speaker 6: Jesus' sperm, and it goes into her brain, the sperm.
1:09:36
Speaker 6: goes into her brain and changes the DNA so that
1:09:39
Speaker 6: their DNA becomes, or her DNA becomes one with him.
1:09:43
Speaker 5: And that's what's doing here.
1:09:44
Speaker 2: Oh, you've got, I'm so glad I found that out.
1:09:46
Speaker 2: I've been gone to Catholic school my whole life. I
1:09:48
Speaker 2: never knew that part.
1:09:49
Speaker 8: So.
1:09:50
Speaker 2: Thank you, TLC. It really is the learning channel. It
1:09:53
Speaker 2: really is.
1:09:54
Speaker 6: I mean, TLC should be sued for not intervening on.
1:09:58
Speaker 4: This woman as an abused.
1:10:00
Speaker 5: Person in a cage.
1:10:01
Speaker 6: I feel as though she's kept in a cage, like
1:10:04
Speaker 6: the dog cage. I think that when the doors are
1:10:06
Speaker 6: shut and the cameras leave, I feel as though she's
1:10:08
Speaker 6: literally living in a cage, like a gerbil with water
1:10:10
Speaker 6: that goes like that. I think she's... It.
1:10:15
Speaker 5: Is so beyond... Because the other couples.
1:10:19
Speaker 6: Who, I mean, whatever judgment or whatever, whatever, and it's
1:10:22
Speaker 6: all crazy and they're all, everyone's tortured in their own way,
1:10:25
Speaker 6: but they're like, they're with it.
1:10:28
Speaker 2: They're more gung-ho. Yes. There was this other couple I saw,
1:10:31
Speaker 2: they're driving to go meet the girl because she's blown
1:10:34
Speaker 2: them off. And they're like, no. And the wife is like,
1:10:36
Speaker 2: we are done being treated like crap by whatever her
1:10:40
Speaker 2: name is. I'm like- Except she doesn't want to screw
1:10:43
Speaker 2: your husband anymore. Like she doesn't want, she thought it'd
1:10:46
Speaker 2: be fun to be on the TV show. And she's like,
1:10:48
Speaker 2: I made $ 12. I'm calling Mark Garagos and I don't
1:10:52
Speaker 2: want to do the show. Exactly. Mark Garagos should be
1:10:55
Speaker 2: all over all this.
1:10:56
Speaker 5: All over it.
1:10:57
Speaker 4: Hey, Danielle.
1:10:58
Speaker 2: All over it.
1:10:59
Speaker 4: If you want to do this. I mean, and Danielle's
1:11:00
Speaker 4: gotten a great makeover.
1:11:01
Speaker 2: Oh, Danielle is her name.
1:11:02
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:11:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's cute.
1:11:03
Speaker 2: But like sad and pathetic.
1:11:05
Speaker 5: None of them have. Sad and pathetic.
1:11:07
Speaker 8: Yes.
1:11:07
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, girls. This is a great show. I'm going
1:11:11
Speaker 2: to talk a little bit more with you guys, which
1:11:13
Speaker 2: will be part of the Tuesday show. But we've got
1:11:15
Speaker 2: to wrap this up because we have a cute lunch
1:11:17
Speaker 2: to go to. But tell everybody where they can get
1:11:21
Speaker 2: more Brandy and Julie in their lives through the Holy Spirit.
1:11:26
Speaker 3: You can accept the Holy Spirit inside you at julianbrandy.com, J-U-L-I-E,
1:11:33
Speaker 3: and Brandy with a Y. We have a podcast. It's
1:11:37
Speaker 3: a liberal-leaning current events podcast called The Dumb Gay Podcast
1:11:41
Speaker 3: with Julie and Brandy. If you don't want to hear
1:11:44
Speaker 3: politics or liberal whatever, we do have a Patreon.
1:11:47
Speaker 4: That's very funny.
1:11:50
Speaker 3: And now I've decided Julie is going to suck on
1:11:53
Speaker 3: a hamster feeder.
1:11:55
Speaker 2: That's going to be the challenge on the Patreon?
1:11:57
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:11:57
Speaker 4: I mean, we do. We sometimes do eating challenges.
1:12:00
Speaker 3: So it's patreon.com slash dumb gay politics.
1:12:05
Speaker 4: But you can go to julianbrandy.com.
1:12:09
Speaker 2: Yes. And my, of course, is heathermcdonald.net. You can click
1:12:12
Speaker 2: on there for my Patreon. New stuff every Friday. I
1:12:15
Speaker 2: will talk more about my fun trip in Palm Beach,
1:12:18
Speaker 2: more details, all the housewives I hung out with, my
1:12:21
Speaker 2: two-hour lunch with Ramona Singer. So good. And, of course,
1:12:26
Speaker 2: that's all at heathermcdonald.net where you're going to go see
1:12:28
Speaker 2: all these dates. Phoenix, Denver are the ones for May.
1:12:33
Speaker 2: Get on it. Don't miss out. You can get on
1:12:35
Speaker 2: that right now if you're part of Patreon and get
1:12:37
Speaker 2: those preferred seats with the code that's revealed there. Otherwise,
1:12:41
Speaker 2: it'll be available Friday.
1:12:42
Speaker 4: Is Phoenix sold out?
1:12:44
Speaker 2: I don't know that it is.
1:12:45
Speaker 4: It's going to be so fun.
1:12:46
Speaker 2: So you better get on it.
1:12:46
Speaker 4: If you can drive to Phoenix, do it.
1:12:48
Speaker 2: It's one show and it's going to be fabulous. It's
1:12:50
Speaker 2: actually like in Scottsdale, which is right next door to Phoenix,
1:12:53
Speaker 2: but it's beautiful theater, great dining, great time of year
1:12:57
Speaker 2: to be there. Get on it. That's May 3rd. Thank you.
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