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- 0:04Speaker 1: All right, all right, Carl and to your life from Philly.
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- 0:14Speaker 2: As always, Polly Fools Go here with Tony Fools Go
- 0:17Speaker 2: and NFL playoffs I here, we got the Eagles coming up.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Let's go.
- 0:23Speaker 2: We're gonna tell you why the backers should be very
- 0:26Speaker 2: worried and consernedsolutely about what their head coach just said.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Just absolutely bizarre. And you know people I always hear this, Tony.
- 0:34Speaker 2: People come up to us, they say, we're biased, Doe
- 0:36Speaker 2: of the Eagles?
- 0:37Speaker 1: Are you kissed? Such a dumbness you don't listen to
- 0:40Speaker 1: the show.
- 0:40Speaker 2: Well, if we're going to prove to you while you're
- 0:42Speaker 2: all dumb and point out an unfortunate oversight that the
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- 3:02Speaker 1: All right, First out the gate.
- 3:05Speaker 2: As you know, the Eagles will host the Packers this
- 3:07Speaker 2: Sunday in the Wild Cad Round.
- 3:10Speaker 1: And again not biased, Tony, just standing pure.
- 3:13Speaker 2: Facts here, it's looking like I won one hundred and
- 3:16Speaker 2: ten percent lock for the Eagles.
- 3:19Speaker 1: You're a total blowout.
- 3:21Speaker 4: You know.
- 3:21Speaker 2: First of all, we already beat the Packers in week one,
- 3:24Speaker 2: and Tony, that says everything right there, doesn't it?
- 3:27Speaker 3: Totally? People think the playoffs are hard, No, No, Week
- 3:31Speaker 3: one is the hardest week, and that's when the Eagles
- 3:34Speaker 3: smash the Packers. You see, in week one, there is
- 3:37Speaker 3: no film to watch beforehand to get you prepared. You
- 3:41Speaker 3: gotta have film. I mean, I don't want to be crass,
- 3:44Speaker 3: but imagine trying to, you know, do sex without having
- 3:47Speaker 3: any film to watch to get you going. It's impossible, exactly.
- 3:52Speaker 3: I mean again, I don't want to give out too
- 3:54Speaker 3: much personal information about myself, but if I don't watch
- 3:58Speaker 3: Busty Nurses twelve and or fourteen or even sixteen, I
- 4:02Speaker 3: don't feel prepared to, you know, execute the offense and
- 4:06Speaker 3: penetrate the defense.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Just such a.
- 4:08Speaker 2: Terrific breakdown that, Dony, and you know it must be,
- 4:12Speaker 2: said Doe. In Week one, the Eagles had to beat
- 4:14Speaker 2: the Packers in Brazil, a country life with shootings and
- 4:19Speaker 2: dang violence. Now you may say, well, there's also shootings
- 4:23Speaker 2: and gangs in Philly, and you would be one hundred
- 4:25Speaker 2: percent right sure, But at least those gangs won't be
- 4:28Speaker 2: shooting at optin, which just makes it so much easier.
- 4:31Speaker 3: Exactly. It's a total game changer.
- 4:34Speaker 2: And by the way, Dony talking about game changers people,
- 4:37Speaker 2: these morons, they've been saying we should be concerned because
- 4:41Speaker 2: Jalen Hurts has been in concussion protocol for weeks now.
- 4:45Speaker 1: No, people, this is a great thing, isn't it done?
- 4:49Speaker 3: Personally, I'm thrilled to see Jalen Hurts still in concussion protocol.
- 4:53Speaker 3: This shows the Eagles are following the championship blueprint. We
- 4:57Speaker 3: all know they win super Bowls by getting this starting
- 5:00Speaker 3: QB's injured at the perfect time, right before the end
- 5:04Speaker 3: of the season.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Yep.
- 5:05Speaker 3: Frankly, I have to critique Nick Sirianni here forgetting Jalen
- 5:09Speaker 3: Hurts injured a little later than I would have liked.
- 5:12Speaker 3: I would have liked to see a concussion maybe week
- 5:14Speaker 3: thirteen or fourteen, just to give Tanne McKee and Kenny
- 5:18Speaker 3: Pickett a little more time. Not like they need it, though,
- 5:21Speaker 3: because they have talent given directly to them by God himself.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Just such perfect analysis again by you, Tony. And you
- 5:29Speaker 2: know why we are taking the Eagles here as we do,
- 5:32Speaker 2: because if we go on this show objective, we have
- 5:35Speaker 2: another question here, don't we Don'ty, why haven't the Eagles
- 5:39Speaker 2: signed Nick Foles all respect to our perfect backup QB's
- 5:44Speaker 2: Kenny Pickett and Tanna McKee. Foles has the playoff experience exactly,
- 5:49Speaker 2: the championship experience, and also.
- 5:51Speaker 1: The intimidation factor.
- 5:53Speaker 2: I mean, imagine you're Green Bay and you'll see Nick
- 5:57Speaker 2: Foles on the other sideline. Oh my god, a blitz once,
- 6:01Speaker 2: because you'd be so scared of injuring the quarterback and
- 6:04Speaker 2: potentially bringing Foles into the game, wouldn't.
- 6:07Speaker 1: You, Tony.
- 6:08Speaker 3: You know, you really got to wonder if all that
- 6:10Speaker 3: hairs blocking Nick Sirianni's follicles from sending smart thoughts to
- 6:15Speaker 3: each other. You gotta wonder.
- 6:16Speaker 1: You gotta wonder, don'tye.
- 6:17Speaker 2: And on that note talking about coaches, an absolutely bizarre
- 6:23Speaker 2: statement from Packers coach Matt Lafleur at a press conference
- 6:27Speaker 2: the other day while discussing the playoffs. This is what
- 6:30Speaker 2: he said, and I quote, it's a new season now.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Everyone is zero and zero, Tody, What the hell is that?
- 6:39Speaker 3: I have no idea. Does Matt Lafloy even know how
- 6:42Speaker 3: the NFL works?
- 6:43Speaker 1: Apparently not exactly.
- 6:45Speaker 3: Everyone knows the new season doesn't start until September. We're
- 6:49Speaker 3: still in the same season right now. And on top
- 6:52Speaker 3: of that, Matt Lafloy doesn't even know his own team's record. No,
- 6:55Speaker 3: they're not zero and zero, they're eleven and six.
- 6:58Speaker 1: YEP.
- 6:58Speaker 3: If I'm the Packers, I'm very concerned about Matt Laflo's
- 7:02Speaker 3: coaching and his mental stability. You know, this might be
- 7:06Speaker 3: the first time a coach and his concussion protocol.
- 7:10Speaker 2: Such great points all around, Tony. And you know why
- 7:13Speaker 2: we're talking about coaches here, there's other big coaching news.
- 7:16Speaker 1: You know.
- 7:16Speaker 2: The Bears asked the Cowboys, yeah, he could interview Mike
- 7:20Speaker 2: McCarthy for their open head coaching position. Now the Cowboys
- 7:25Speaker 2: have since denied the request. But this said a lot,
- 7:28Speaker 2: didn't it, Dony.
- 7:30Speaker 3: It does. The Bears were clearly impressed with Mike McCarthy's
- 7:33Speaker 3: relatively strong seven to ten record this season. Chicago finished
- 7:38Speaker 3: five and twelve, so seven wins would be like a
- 7:41Speaker 3: Super Bowl win for them. In fact, my sources tell
- 7:44Speaker 3: me don't be surprised if the Bears strongly pursue Cardinals
- 7:48Speaker 3: head coach Jonathan Gannon, who had an even more impressive
- 7:53Speaker 3: eight and nine record this season.
- 7:55Speaker 2: Wow, just such interesting inside information that Dony is well.
- 8:00Speaker 1: Now to the AFC.
- 8:01Speaker 2: You know, there's still a lot of people hubbub angry
- 8:04Speaker 2: at the Chiefs and corson Wentz because they're claiming they
- 8:08Speaker 2: threw that game against the Broncos, so they've lose to
- 8:10Speaker 2: Denver and then the Bengals wouldn't make the playoffs. The Chiefs,
- 8:17Speaker 2: especially Corson Wentz, I thought played that game perfectly, didn't they.
- 8:21Speaker 3: Tony one again, Corson Wentz was just following the Eagles playbook,
- 8:27Speaker 3: collapsing at the end of the season, either through injury
- 8:31Speaker 3: or suckage, which then forces the backup QB to rise
- 8:35Speaker 3: to the occasion. And in this case, the backup QB
- 8:38Speaker 3: is Patrick Mahomes. That's what makes Carson Wentz a winner.
- 8:43Speaker 3: He inspires and gets the best out of his backups
- 8:47Speaker 3: Nick Foles, Jalen Hurtz, Patrick Mahomes. When you think about it,
- 8:52Speaker 3: Corson Wentz is the best backup backup of all time.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Couldn't agree more, Tony and uh oh Well, finally got
- 9:00Speaker 2: an update here on the Tyreek Hill situation.
- 9:03Speaker 1: Now.
- 9:03Speaker 2: It appeared earlier in the week that the wide receiver
- 9:06Speaker 2: was demanding a trade out of Miami, but now the
- 9:09Speaker 2: Dolphins are saying Tyreek has not directly requested a trade.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that seems a little more plausible, doesn't.
- 9:17Speaker 2: It, don't.
- 9:18Speaker 3: Yeah. Knowing Tyreek Hill, he never pulls out of any situation.
- 9:23Speaker 3: He usually stays in a little too long and you know,
- 9:26Speaker 3: suffers long term consequences that sometimes last eighteen years. Although
- 9:31Speaker 3: I gotta say, I really think Tyreek should consider going
- 9:35Speaker 3: to another team like Green Bay or Buffalo, and not
- 9:39Speaker 3: because they're better teams than Miami, but because the weather
- 9:43Speaker 3: is colder and that'll lower his sperm count, which will
- 9:47Speaker 3: help raise his production on the field and lower his
- 9:51Speaker 3: production off the field.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Just great medical analysis that, Donty. And well, that's where
- 9:58Speaker 2: we're going to end that segment because we got to
- 10:00Speaker 2: get to new one. You know, as you know on
- 10:03Speaker 2: this show, right, we're always coming up with new ideas, innovating.
- 10:06Speaker 1: It's why everyone in the business copies us.
- 10:09Speaker 2: Well, that's why today we are launching the Fusco chat Box.
- 10:14Speaker 2: This is where yep, you can send your questions in
- 10:17Speaker 2: that we're going to read on the air.
- 10:20Speaker 1: You shype them in the.
- 10:22Speaker 2: Comments section and email them to info at fuscoshow dot com. Okay,
- 10:27Speaker 2: so we're open up the chat box. Okay, producer, I've
- 10:31Speaker 2: sorted through all the questions. What is our first question.
- 10:37Speaker 4: There? There's actually only one question right now.
- 10:40Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well I have one question for you. Why
- 10:43Speaker 3: don't you shut up and hurry up and read it?
- 10:46Speaker 2: Maybe you just lost the other questions couldn't disorganized?
- 10:50Speaker 1: Nice million? What's the first question you chose?
- 10:54Speaker 4: The first question is from at Eagles winner two three
- 10:57Speaker 4: eight four.
- 10:58Speaker 3: Okay, would you.
- 10:59Speaker 4: Pay one one point five million? Two? You know? Dot
- 11:03Speaker 4: dot dot?
- 11:06Speaker 2: You know, I see what's going on here. Again, we
- 11:09Speaker 2: told you a toop.
- 11:11Speaker 1: Uh. This is clearly about the thing we referenced earlier.
- 11:14Speaker 2: Yeah, we said we're not gonna talk about we know
- 11:17Speaker 2: people on Twitter, that's all you want to build this
- 11:19Speaker 2: shrewing our feed by talking about that, all that stuff
- 11:22Speaker 2: nobody cares about.
- 11:23Speaker 1: No, we're not going to watch that story or what
- 11:26Speaker 1: has gone on or legend. I don't even know what
- 11:29Speaker 1: that is at a certain sports network. Right.
- 11:31Speaker 3: And also for the record, I don't appreciate the suggestion
- 11:35Speaker 3: that we would ever have to pay for you know
- 11:39Speaker 3: that if anything, they would have to pay us. But
- 11:43Speaker 3: you know that's neither here nor there.
- 11:45Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, you know, and again this is a sports show. Yes,
- 11:49Speaker 2: sports sports say, if we're gonna do this segment, we
- 11:53Speaker 2: need you out there.
- 11:54Speaker 1: Just be a little better.
- 11:55Speaker 2: And also you back there, you know, can you pick
- 11:58Speaker 2: some better questions?
- 11:58Speaker 3: Yeah, we have a billion, there must be more back
- 12:01Speaker 3: that's what he picks.
- 12:03Speaker 4: No, actually one just came in now, oh.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
- 12:07Speaker 2: It was probably sitting on his dead sitting in his
- 12:09Speaker 2: box the whole time.
- 12:10Speaker 1: They're just exactly good job. What is it?
- 12:13Speaker 4: What this next one is from at go birds one
- 12:17Speaker 4: two nine three? What is the exact dollar amount you
- 12:21Speaker 4: would offer someone to? You know.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Again again these people people, the playoffs are happening right now.
- 12:32Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a sports, it's a sports. A billion
- 12:36Speaker 1: better questions you could be asking right now. I believe
- 12:39Speaker 1: we are here. We are don't.
- 12:41Speaker 2: We're trying to educate you. You teach, you teach you.
- 12:44Speaker 2: This is this is how you people act. You're ruining
- 12:46Speaker 2: this second child. We could come up with one hundred
- 12:50Speaker 2: billion better questions right now.
- 12:51Speaker 3: Exactly right, like, uh, ask if the Eagles should be
- 12:56Speaker 3: paying Nick Foles a certain dollar amount to play these
- 13:00Speaker 3: next four game. That's a smart question.
- 13:03Speaker 1: That's how you write a question.
- 13:05Speaker 2: And by the way, we should be doing yeah the record,
- 13:07Speaker 2: but you know, I gotta say, Donny, you know, if
- 13:10Speaker 2: we don't get some better questions up in here, we
- 13:13Speaker 2: gotta end this segment.
- 13:14Speaker 3: We're gonna have to end here.
- 13:15Speaker 2: We are, we're innovating on this show, trying to get
- 13:18Speaker 2: you know, do good again these childish questions. He's terrible.
- 13:22Speaker 2: It's and also what what will we thinking? When we
- 13:25Speaker 2: left it to the producer to pick the questions? Apparently
- 13:29Speaker 2: he's having trouble finding the he doesn't know.
- 13:32Speaker 4: What really, just read the only two questions that came in.
- 13:37Speaker 3: You know your problem, you put blame on other people.
- 13:41Speaker 3: Learn to take accountability for you. That's terrific career advice
- 13:46Speaker 3: for you. You're always you're always blaming other people. Didn't
- 13:49Speaker 3: send this?
- 13:50Speaker 4: Wait what another question just came in?
- 13:53Speaker 1: Oh?
- 13:53Speaker 2: Sure it was probably there the whole time. You are
- 13:55Speaker 2: full of excuses, you know. I think you got to
- 13:58Speaker 2: get organized, bro. He's just finding the question.
- 14:01Speaker 3: What are you doing?
- 14:02Speaker 1: All right? On a go? What's the question?
- 14:06Speaker 4: This one is from Jalen is God for one good guy?
- 14:12Speaker 4: Let's do some contract talk?
- 14:14Speaker 1: There fin we go.
- 14:15Speaker 3: Finally there you go?
- 14:17Speaker 1: All right, contract dot go? Okay, do you.
- 14:20Speaker 4: Think a one point five million dollar offer is more
- 14:23Speaker 4: of a one shot deal or spread out over three
- 14:26Speaker 4: to five you see?
- 14:27Speaker 2: I try to get you can't do it up?
- 14:34Speaker 1: Cha box off the show, cham box off the show.
- 14:38Speaker 1: I don't think you know what your people. You blew it.
- 14:40Speaker 2: Guess what I gonna do more end in the show, right,
- 14:43Speaker 2: not being punished you the way you're behaving any All right,
- 14:48Speaker 2: well let's call it right now. Well, don't forget to
- 14:51Speaker 2: go vote in the Sports Podcast Awards and you can
- 14:54Speaker 2: enter the Sweet Steakes.
- 14:56Speaker 1: That's completely legal bribery.
- 14:58Speaker 3: You're gonna bribe you so kidding me? I want to
- 15:02Speaker 3: bribe a hit man to kill producing Jay? What I
- 15:05Speaker 3: wouldn't want it for free? Donty anyway?
- 15:07Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 15:08Speaker 4: Why what correction? What you said the twenty twenty five
- 15:13Speaker 4: NFL season starts in September.
- 15:16Speaker 1: Uh duh, Yeah, that's basic knowledge, bro.
- 15:20Speaker 4: No, the game's start in September, but the new league
- 15:23Speaker 4: year actually starts March twelfth, right before free agency.
- 15:29Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I'm going to march you into my incinerator.
- 15:33Speaker 3: Yeah you know what season it always is for you,
- 15:37Speaker 3: virgin season.
- 15:39Speaker 1: Oh great, yeah, he's still going there.
- 15:44Speaker 4: What what you said, Tyreek Hill should play in colder
- 15:47Speaker 4: weather because it would lower his sperm count.
- 15:51Speaker 2: Uh yeah, bro, that's smart medical advice.
- 15:54Speaker 1: Bro.
- 15:54Speaker 4: No, that is scientifically not true. No study has ever
- 15:58Speaker 4: drawn a link between cold weather and lower sperm count.
- 16:04Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm going to draw a link between my
- 16:07Speaker 2: knife and your chest.
- 16:09Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to see a low sperm count.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Check. My bulls have to be in at your mom's house. Oh,
- 16:17Speaker 1: say that's out.
- 16:18Speaker 3: Oh wait, the way he's still talking.
- 16:21Speaker 4: What I saw a social post you put out about
- 16:23Speaker 4: the sports podcast towards Yeah, and it said I was dead.
- 16:27Speaker 4: Oh what the hell was that?
- 16:30Speaker 2: Oh well, don't worry. We're gonna make a correction by
- 16:32Speaker 2: killing you. Yeah, you're dead.
- 16:35Speaker 1: Yeah. And by the way, that's a great segue.
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- 16:47Speaker 4: I would never do that.
- 16:50Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well you know what, You're also never gonna
- 16:52Speaker 3: do sex. Oh that's a great way to end the show.
- 16:58Speaker 2: Yeah, he isn't even o away, just booked for next week. Well,
- 17:03Speaker 2: unless he's not in the playoffs playing for the Eagles,
- 17:06Speaker 2: he'll be here. Super Bowl hero Eagles legend. Nick full
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