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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 20th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Is Greg h o Abel.
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  Speaker 2: Garbage Day, not garbage here, Pete Paul, Hey, don't forget.
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: We have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: once in a while that they leave it out for
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  Speaker 1: an extra day.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Woody Show and.
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  Speaker 4: It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody,
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  Speaker 4: Greg minus Gina Gran We got Sea Mass. Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 4: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. What is
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  Speaker 4: the phone number? If you want to call him, be
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  Speaker 4: part of whatever it is. You can always set us
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  Speaker 4: a text over to two two nine eighty seven. Find
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  Speaker 4: us on social media. Look for us there at the
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  Speaker 4: Woody Show. Roe versus Bros. Roe v bro yev Bro.
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  Speaker 4: This is something that Gina introduced us to a while back.
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  Speaker 4: And I guess there's another round. Oh yeah, So it's
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  Speaker 4: these these people being questioned about's health kind of thing.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's to find out how much men know about
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  Speaker 5: women's bodies. Yeah, college campuses and public places and just
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  Speaker 5: ask them trivia questions like.
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  Speaker 4: Remember the classic story when Sally Ride was going to
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  Speaker 4: be the first woman in space. They asked if a
• 1:13
  Speaker 4: hundred tampons would be enough enough. They didn't know it's
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  Speaker 4: just a bunch of like science dorks, you know, like
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how a thousand.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't have Google? How many? How many tamps should we.
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  Speaker 6: Send any literally any female to ask?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like a hundred. Like no.
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  Speaker 7: For a couple of years, wasn't there like a whole
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  Speaker 7: movie about how there was women that actually sent people
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  Speaker 7: to space?
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  Speaker 6: Right the what's it called the.
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  Speaker 1: Secret Life of NASA something? Yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 6: Know, I don't know what you're talking about hidden figures, thank.
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  Speaker 8: You, But what's it about?
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  Speaker 7: It's all about behind the computers, all these women in
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  Speaker 7: the yeah, the space program that actually like did all
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  Speaker 7: the work.
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  Speaker 1: Well then that, yeah, that made sense.
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  Speaker 4: Like whenever you said it before hair related you have
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  Speaker 4: whatever you just said before, I'm like, what, Gina got it?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 6: Basically, That's that's how I wanted to say. But yes,
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  Speaker 6: it's a true story. But yeah, it's some some ladies
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  Speaker 6: did some math, which is great and admirable, but there
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  Speaker 6: were literally, thank you, there were literally thousands upon thousands
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  Speaker 6: of engineers and scientists, including those including those ladies.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and there wasn't any women to ask around there,
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  Speaker 7: And I go, well, they made a whole movie Got, Shane.
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  Speaker 6: Gillis is very funny.
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  Speaker 4: Got.
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  Speaker 1: It's called watch a.
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  Speaker 4: Movie, Thank you, asking asking bros questions about chicks and
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  Speaker 4: reproductive health, women's health stuff, and we'll see how we
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  Speaker 4: can do Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 6: Would love to see how you guys do it.
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  Speaker 5: The first question kind of sets the stage for how
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  Speaker 5: these videos usually go down.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, row the bro.
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  Speaker 9: How long do women have to wait after giving birth
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  Speaker 9: before they can have sex?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 6: So, and he'll i'd like you to hear his answer.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, I mean, I mean, it just depends how
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  Speaker 10: much pain they want in there. I think they one second,
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  Speaker 10: real answers one second.
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  Speaker 6: Right, one Secondly he's screwing around, but he's also he's
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  Speaker 6: not wrong, right, How long do.
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  Speaker 9: Women have to wait after giving birth before they can
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  Speaker 9: have sex?
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  Speaker 10: I mean, I mean it just depends how much pain
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  Speaker 10: they want in there? I think they one second real
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  Speaker 10: answers one second.
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  Speaker 1: Right, I mean his doctor told us he phrased it.
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  Speaker 6: He seems he phrased it incorrectly. Not pain, how much,
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  Speaker 6: how much how horny they are?
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  Speaker 1: How much fun they?
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  Speaker 11: Right?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's second.
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  Speaker 1: Later, let's let's go around the room. Greg gory three weeks,
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  Speaker 1: three weeks, menace. I don't know if they have to,
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  Speaker 1: but it's recommended a month, right, a month. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to say six weeks, six weeks.
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  Speaker 6: My my official doctor guest was six weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Also, it is six weeks. I know it's six weeks.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, there's a little wiggle room for some of you
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  Speaker 6: horned up boys. Its four to six weeks, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Because when the placental leaves, it's kind of like an
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  Speaker 5: open wound.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta let that heal up exactly.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but surely people don't wait that long.
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  Speaker 1: But we were always told you six weeks.
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  Speaker 6: Yes you do, Yeah, yeah, you don't want to blood
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  Speaker 6: out get an infection.
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  Speaker 1: All right, row v Bros.
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  Speaker 9: Question number two, Guess how much blood women lose during
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  Speaker 9: a sea section and tell us when to stop.
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  Speaker 6: So they're pouring it, I'm about to stop. Now, how
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  Speaker 6: much blood do they lose?
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  Speaker 12: Her?
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  Speaker 9: Guess how much blood women lose during a sea section
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  Speaker 9: and tell us when.
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  Speaker 6: To stop and tell us when there was no good
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  Speaker 6: way to cut that.
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  Speaker 1: But we have a measurement, we do we have like
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  Speaker 1: you know that.
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  Speaker 6: During a probably not a ton. Now are they saying,
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  Speaker 6: is she saying blood in excess of a normal birth.
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  Speaker 6: I'm assuming, I don't know, doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Just how much?
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  Speaker 6: How about what do they lose during a sea section?
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  Speaker 8: A pint? Four out pint?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's a lot.
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  Speaker 4: You're all getting two cups, two cups, two cups. I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna say three pints, three pints. Yeah, she's down a court,
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  Speaker 4: a court.
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  Speaker 1: You got you gotta check it.
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  Speaker 6: The answer is one leader, one leader. Yeah, it's like
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  Speaker 6: half a two liter PEPSI okay, it's half a two leaders?
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  Speaker 8: How much?
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  Speaker 1: How much is one leader? It's half of a two
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  Speaker 1: leaders bottle of Okay, how many pints is that?
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  Speaker 10: It is?
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  Speaker 6: Over two pints?
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  Speaker 1: Gross?
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  Speaker 4: Am I correct in saying that the amount of blood
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  Speaker 4: that a woman loses on average, like for a period
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  Speaker 4: is like three table space.
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  Speaker 6: It's it's very different.
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  Speaker 4: It seems so so low almost because you guys need
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  Speaker 4: one hundred tampons from one period?
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  Speaker 1: Is that how much it is?
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  Speaker 8: Though? Number girls are different though, like some are heavy flowers.
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  Speaker 6: That's right, but even still, like I think it's like
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  Speaker 6: not much.
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  Speaker 5: I think I think it's kind of a it's on
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  Speaker 5: a technicality because you're losing other stuff, but the blood
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  Speaker 5: colors it red, so there's a lot more stuff coming out.
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  Speaker 1: I just remember, great, so happy. I'm disgusted to deal chicks.
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  Speaker 6: From I have a picture of a sea because my
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  Speaker 6: buddies took a photo of his kid coming out when
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  Speaker 6: his wife got one face and.
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  Speaker 1: Answer your question for it's wonderful tablespoons.
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  Speaker 6: There's a lot of blood like you can between you
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  Speaker 6: like what's called beautiful?
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  Speaker 11: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Nothing that ever? Interested, there's a.
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  Speaker 4: Good imagine put the put the camera on menace and
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  Speaker 4: this okay, so put the camera on menace. People love
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  Speaker 4: reaction yok for five seconds?
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  Speaker 12: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Five seconds? Five seconds?
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  Speaker 11: One?
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  Speaker 1: I looked at here we go on on account of
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  Speaker 1: three reaction One I'm looking at from a movie. Look
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  Speaker 1: at it five seconds in describe it. But five seconds?
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  Speaker 7: What is it?
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  Speaker 11: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: It looks like like a grimlin or something.
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  Speaker 8: It's about to go down.
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  Speaker 1: I looked at it.
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  Speaker 8: It is not.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sending you a second one, which is even funnier,
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  Speaker 6: where it's just the head god.
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  Speaker 13: It's like, oh yeah, wait, hold on, I'm remembering now
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  Speaker 13: sea best didn't you have like a coworker that posted
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  Speaker 13: it on social media?
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  Speaker 6: That's what I said a minute ago.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, ears aren't working because I'm looking at the stupid photo.
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  Speaker 8: Look at this one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's gross.
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  Speaker 6: Many The reason I have these section photos is again
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  Speaker 6: they were posted on Facebook. That's insane. He's very proud,
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  Speaker 6: older father.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like decapitated baby's heads sitting on.
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  Speaker 8: It's so off.
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  Speaker 6: I do see some blood out there, so I mean
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  Speaker 6: two leaders. Oh and by the way, in that other phone,
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  Speaker 6: look where the doctor's right hand is. The doctor's hand
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  Speaker 6: is going down below in that second one you got,
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  Speaker 6: and he's cramming. The baby's head is popping up way
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  Speaker 6: above her belly. Maybe it's maybe it's the way that
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  Speaker 6: Morgan get that turn out. Oh yeah, you can kind
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  Speaker 6: of like go underneath and like push up on the
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  Speaker 6: other wall, push up.
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  Speaker 1: From behind it.
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  Speaker 8: I will say it worked very well.
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  Speaker 6: That's how toilet plunger still lies. You're not pushing water,
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  Speaker 6: you're pushing air.
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  Speaker 1: How are these five grown adults in the room with
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  Speaker 1: this not just all vomiting? Right now?
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  Speaker 9: How much blood women lose during a sea section and
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  Speaker 9: tell us when to stop?
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  Speaker 1: All right? So it's one leader. Leader is the answer.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see what this bro said.
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  Speaker 6: What does the sea section go ahead.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just telling you the answer because a lot of
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  Speaker 5: times they're like thud though, Yeah, I just wanted to
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  Speaker 5: get the first guy.
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  Speaker 6: Being like pain she likes. By the way, how many
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  Speaker 6: women knew one leader?
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  Speaker 14: Not many?
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  Speaker 6: Anyway, this one you should all get. All right, let's
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  Speaker 6: see what does a C and C section stand for?
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  Speaker 1: I can't say that word on the radio. Me a
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  Speaker 1: second s word? Right, Yeah, that's exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I think I know it because it comes out
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  Speaker 6: of there.
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  Speaker 8: All right, Morgan, what do you think of Saian?
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  Speaker 1: Alright, man, Clatorius clataorus. That's what the C and C
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  Speaker 1: section stands for.
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  Speaker 8: Clatorist section.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me, clatorius section. It's backed by the gloves and
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  Speaker 4: the towels. You're to go past betting, past the automotive section.
• 9:38
  Speaker 6: If you see outdoors, he's gone too far.
• 9:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, look for the camping stoves by the directly across
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  Speaker 4: from the camping stone. You go stone, You got the
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  Speaker 4: clatorius section, yep, yeah, alright, Greg, caesarean, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That is that is the answer.
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  Speaker 6: That is correct.
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  Speaker 5: And do you know why this is a very sea
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  Speaker 5: bass fun fact. I'm going to give you The word
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  Speaker 5: cesarean comes from the Latin verb. Do you know cadera
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  Speaker 5: sadara It means to cut, so cesarean section means the
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  Speaker 5: cutting operations.
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  Speaker 8: So there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Johanna stays intact.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, dog, all right, Question number four, bro,
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry Roe the bros. Can you get pregnant if
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  Speaker 6: you pull out before ejaculating?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 6: So this I know what's just going for here, and uh,
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  Speaker 6: the real answers no, what do you mean the real answers,
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  Speaker 6: But they want to scare you into thinking yes.
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  Speaker 8: That's what I think too, because they always tell you yes,
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  Speaker 8: but in what situation has that ever happened?
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  Speaker 6: Well, the answer, I think technically answer is yes, right
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  Speaker 6: that that's what they're saying.
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  Speaker 8: Is there? You said?
• 10:40
  Speaker 6: You said the real answers no, but yeah, like not
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  Speaker 6: my reality statistically correct answers know. However, it technically is yes.
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  Speaker 4: Because there are sperm in pre ejaculate, right, but yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's not a high concentration.
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  Speaker 8: Of it allegedly mm hm.
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  Speaker 1: But like it just takes one.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 4: What if your strongest swimmer survives the pre ejaculate, right,
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  Speaker 4: and then you know that's the one that busts through
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  Speaker 4: your egg.
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  Speaker 6: That's a swimming chair tour section.
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  Speaker 5: Turns out you are right, it doesn't itself contains sperm.
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  Speaker 5: But if they're left in the urethra from a recent sash, uh,
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  Speaker 5: those can get mixed in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.
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  Speaker 6: That's point very good.
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  Speaker 1: Point one more, one more row v Bro. Question number five,
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  Speaker 1: How long does sperm.
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  Speaker 6: Live in a vagina? How long can it camp out
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  Speaker 6: there vagina?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Like like a month secting a month?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, damn Well, if you want to make sure you
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  Speaker 4: don't get pregnant, if like there was an accident in
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: condom breaks or whatever, you do s right.
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  Speaker 6: I've literally never do people that's not you're not supposed to.
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  Speaker 15: Down.
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  Speaker 6: You just spray a little bleach up there.
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  Speaker 1: You're fine yourself down the stairs, right right?
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like there are there are people who have tried
• 12:06
  Speaker 4: like the whole like Condon broke, and so they aggressively
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  Speaker 4: do it's too late, that's not the way it works
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  Speaker 4: aggressive Yeah, right, But.
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  Speaker 6: How long is it liven?
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  Speaker 1: Answer?
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  Speaker 6: Or something like two days?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I was going to say, like two hours.
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  Speaker 1: It stays up in there, doctor living.
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  Speaker 8: Up there, stay living up there? And are they just
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  Speaker 8: swimming around just hanging.
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  Speaker 1: Trying like, how are they swimming?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: They stuck to the walls, Like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like you guys are going basically forty eight hours
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  Speaker 5: eight hours. The answer is up to five days.
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  Speaker 1: Five days.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they can live in the cervical Oh, Greg's gonna
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  Speaker 5: throw up. They're going to live in the cervical mucus
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  Speaker 5: if it's happening during a fertility window.
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  Speaker 1: Again, so beautiful.
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  Speaker 6: It's out of the pregnancy sex question. What woman knows
• 13:06
  Speaker 6: the answer to this stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Though?
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  Speaker 6: You gotta know because you're the one that you're gonna
• 13:10
  Speaker 6: have to deal with.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: My oh my, oh my, seriously, seriously, it's so good.
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  Speaker 6: All of the blood has rushed out of your face.
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  Speaker 6: You're like white.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, look maybe the poor choice? Why are you
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: looking at my face? Textas came in, I got pregnant
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  Speaker 1: with the pull out method.
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  Speaker 8: People have to be fair.
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  Speaker 6: The guy may have not pulled out properly. Yeah yeah,
• 13:34
  Speaker 6: or in time he got second. Better better safe than
• 13:38
  Speaker 6: sorry if you if you don't get a good game, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's your game. Well when I first started it, which
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  Speaker 6: would have been got awful. Yeah, but I didn't try
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  Speaker 6: it back then, Beau, I knew I couldn't trust myself smart.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you very much, gigrad.
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  Speaker 9: Urine Urine.
• 13:55
  Speaker 8: Everyone in this.
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  Speaker 4: Room means deep, a little lower, a little slower if
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: you want to oil him down, sunning their buttholes, wow.
• 14:02
  Speaker 6: Chucking the sun. Pretty much all deficient.
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  Speaker 1: Indeed, sorry, I'm little selves?
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  Speaker 11: Are you down?
• 14:07
  Speaker 7: The d r noth?
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: All day long? The Woody Show Woody Show Got talent
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  Speaker 4: Sea Bass exposed us to some new talents and.
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  Speaker 6: Greg because Greg a g T is one of his
• 14:21
  Speaker 6: favorite shows. Get to be Simone and whoever else is
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: on that show, Heidi, Heidi, Yeah, And we're gonna focus
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  Speaker 6: mostly on comedy here because that's what most of the
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: open mics are.
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  Speaker 1: It's the one from Modern Family.
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  Speaker 6: Oh uh, Vargar, thank you?
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: I thought you were a fan.
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So I went around to Yes, I'm open MIC's
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: talked to some guys, you know, little bars and pubs
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: and cafes, things of that nature, to find out that
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: new gem out there, because it's easy to ask, you know,
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: Joe Cooy and Bert Kreischer to come on your show
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: after they get famous, when they got when they're busy,
• 14:56
  Speaker 6: and then you consider.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Yourself to be like a student of comedy.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: You read all these like different books on comedy and yeah, yeah,
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: I'm taking like an improv class or something.
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: I'm reading Lord Michael's book right now about how he
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: did just this in the seventies and here we are
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: fifty years later with Saturday Night Live.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll start with this guy.
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  Speaker 6: He's talking about how he's the son of an immigrant
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: parent and how she gave him different food than with
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: the American kid.
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  Speaker 14: Scott's Okay, one of the things that I was jealous of,
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  Speaker 14: like American kids, the white black kids was like budgeables.
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  Speaker 1: I grew up in real life.
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  Speaker 14: You know, they were eating cards for it, and the
• 15:34
  Speaker 14: Asian food, I'm almost patty was full of nutrician. And
• 15:38
  Speaker 14: it's interesting because the higher food here and you know,
• 15:42
  Speaker 14: she ain me cards, protein, you know, finding and whatever.
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  Speaker 14: And I'll look at these kids, he you know, cool
• 15:50
  Speaker 14: dry whatever you call those bugables and.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Want that and I don't know. All right, Yeah, he
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: sweating because it started off wrong. We're like, okay, this
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: could be somewhere.
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: He gotta laugh and claps just for saying the word.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Lunchible shout out to lucibles.
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so his premises, I actually got good food. But
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: I didn't want good food. Okay, that's a premise, that's
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: not where's the joke. He's looking at his nose like.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: You know that was it. I didn't give his name before.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: Again, I'm not going to out these people. I get
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: I know this is another work with through material.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: It's not the final product.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I get that. Yeah, he lost me on nutrition. I'm like, okay,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: we're going into a boring area.
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: So this is a different older guy. He does the
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: classic gig.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, just carbs and protein and in the anyway.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: But the observation is interesting. Yeah, from the kids, don't
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: what's good for them?
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: He took off. He just didn't have the lamb.
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: Right over the front.
• 17:11
  Speaker 8: Workshop that we might hear that joke someday and it
• 17:14
  Speaker 8: actually become big.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: This guy's a little more polished. He's an older guy
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: you're about to hear. And he's talking about his ex
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: wife and how they know she's from one faith and
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: he's of another. And let's see if he can find
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: some comedy there.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I got.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: You know, I was married to.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: A a Jewish and I'm captain right, So kids away
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: cant Catholic camp Jewish someone say that jew Afflecks or Cashews.
• 17:42
  Speaker 11: But I got a hand into my wife because we
• 17:44
  Speaker 11: had two girls up on top. And then my wife
• 17:49
  Speaker 11: finally gave me my son. As soon as I find
• 17:52
  Speaker 11: out who the followers, I'm gonna kick ass.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Get me.
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: That is very old time.
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, at least there was a payoff and there.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that was nineteen fifty five, all right. The
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: premise is flood because nobody calls them jew Afflecks, right.
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: They can't call them.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Jeff, he was so much the great cash. I get it, Yeah,
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: I get it. We're getting better, We're getting technically. Those
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: were jokes. Yeah, he was late fifties, early sixties. Now
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: those were hacky, terrible jokes, but they were still jokes
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: that he continues with more about he finally got his
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: son and how it's a special event because his son
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: came Onto Year's Eve.
• 18:37
  Speaker 11: In fact, that he was born in twelve fourteen in
• 18:40
  Speaker 11: the morning, the newspaper came and took pictures. And the
• 18:44
  Speaker 11: reason why I remember the thing was because New Year's
• 18:46
  Speaker 11: Eve we had a whole party. We had the Carnassians there.
• 18:51
  Speaker 11: I actually didn't hang out with them, and as my wife,
• 18:54
  Speaker 11: we just got them with dinner. She's washing the dishes,
• 18:58
  Speaker 11: and if he runs into the big says symptom like, honey,
• 19:02
  Speaker 11: what's wrong.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: She's like, my walla just broke. I'm like, well that's us.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Something is to stop Washington diss. Come on and ready
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: for dessert.
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's it.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: You guys walked all over his pull back about okay,
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: all right, everybody, everybody, everybody quiet down.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: It was so funny.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, everbody quiet, says.
• 19:29
  Speaker 11: Symptom, like, honey, what's wrong.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: She's like, my walla just broke. I'm like, well that's us.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Something is to stop Washington diss.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Come on and ready for dessert, because so he expected
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: that to kill I got no, Like, I think it's
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: funny when Ricky Gervais, when he gets a groan from me, honest, he.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Goes, oh if you I don't care, I don't care,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: that's funny.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that's what he was going for,
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: or if he was just completely disgusted that they didn't
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: find where he was going funny the way he did.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: I love that he named the Gardashi anyway, Yeah, but
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: I think there's something there, Like the voice is funny.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: He's of a different generation and a different He's going
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: after a different era.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, exactly, and it's just not working for would
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: he show got talent? This is another guy, a younger guy,
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: and he's gonna riff on American history and some of
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: the things that they had back then.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: All Right.
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: When I was in.
• 20:43
  Speaker 12: School, I studied history. My favorite piece of history to
• 20:46
  Speaker 12: study was the American Revolution. Why do I like studying
• 20:48
  Speaker 12: the American Revolution?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 20:50
  Speaker 12: I like it because not because it's the laying of
• 20:53
  Speaker 12: the foundations of democracy or how ordinary men can rise
• 20:56
  Speaker 12: up the fight against the evils of tyranny. I like
• 20:58
  Speaker 12: that people were able to grow and and doable amount
• 21:00
  Speaker 12: of pot back then and get away with it. That's
• 21:03
  Speaker 12: why I love studying the American Revolution. Yeah, all those
• 21:06
  Speaker 12: who really support me behind that are going i'd applaud.
• 21:09
  Speaker 12: I just don't feel like lifting my arms.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Dude, oh god, getting they don't like puns. I don't
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: think they don't like that, Okay.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: That there was a pun.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I love this stuff. I love like.
• 21:25
  Speaker 10: The dude.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: It is extra funny.
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: He got much like the Lunchables joke. He got the
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: crowd behind him. You mentioned pot, I forgot, like, yeah,
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: you did some you did some stand up, and the
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: very last one I did was a complete bomb. It's
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: it's like this, do you remember any of your material?
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: I think one of the best jokes that I did
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: was like, set up, set up, all right? Remember, alright?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: You think about it for a second.
• 21:54
  Speaker 8: While we know it's too much pressure of talent on the.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Please, I want, I want to you're I want to
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: hear an example of Morgan's stand up commedation.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, think about it.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: So there's that pot heads are lazy, right, Okay, but
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: now he goes back into like, well what if what
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: if those guys, you know, let's take this pot thing
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: to the next level.
• 22:15
  Speaker 12: Okay, me and anyone else's smoke pot can tell you,
• 22:18
  Speaker 12: after you smoke pot, you do not feel like going
• 22:20
  Speaker 12: off and fighting a revolution. Everyone smoked pot back then.
• 22:24
  Speaker 12: Paul Revere would be galloping down the street like I
• 22:31
  Speaker 12: think the British are coming dudes. Luckily for me, I
• 22:35
  Speaker 12: got enough I can share. You guys been a great crowd.
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: That's my time.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: That's his waist.
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: You wait for the light.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sure the light wasn't off.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: That's closer.
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: I think he was just really excited about doing the
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: horse noise.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we know them that that's the closer though,
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: because that's content the whole ideas to leave him laughing.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: But didn't you get to get it? What if Paul
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: Revere smoked weed, he'd be lazy and he might have
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: he might have a lot of it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: And therefore the horse would gallop.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: You know, I think you're getting his joke.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Gallop horse would Let me break this down, let me
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: explain it. You see, I liked you know.
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: That actually be hilarious if you explained it.
• 23:33
  Speaker 16: If it was like an anti joke and he said
• 23:35
  Speaker 16: I would die, that would be kind of like a
• 23:38
  Speaker 16: stick like the comedian who explains all his jokes and
• 23:41
  Speaker 16: then why it's funny, Like maybe it's some like really
• 23:44
  Speaker 16: high level thought stuff and then you break it down
• 23:47
  Speaker 16: to the dumb audience about why it's funny.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: Like that's an idea for you if you're going to
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: do stand up like you could do like.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Some really high thought concept by concept kind of thing
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: and like the average person would go right over their
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: head and you can and then you can do your
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: your your your typical condescending thing and break it down
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: and down.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, like, but that's your stick, right, guys.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: The reason is I'm a bad husband and I wanted
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: her to make dessert and.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Even though she was labor Yeah, you guys are too
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: dumb to understand this. I'm in now her water just
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: brokes it.
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so that's that's why I was acting in the
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: ridiculous man.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I want her back of the kitchen.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: So so what we're gonna do is we're gonna do
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: it again from the top. And now you'll understand why
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: it's funny. Ready and goes okay, lunchebles, yeah, tell me.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. See, this is why open mic nights are so
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: much fun. What he show got talent open mic night.
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: Technically, this one's a little more polished. This is a
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: guy and I'll tell you his name because he put
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: this out himself, the hass Ridgeway and uh, I just
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: want you to think about the kind of jokes that
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Hoss is telling and think about think about that the
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: next time you want to tell these type of jokes.
• 24:52
  Speaker 15: I tried to text her while she was at college,
• 24:54
  Speaker 15: and she didn't text me back, y'all. She ghosted me
• 24:58
  Speaker 15: her dad, so I at her back. She doesn't like
• 25:01
  Speaker 15: dad jokes. So I knew that, and I started texting her.
• 25:06
  Speaker 15: First one was I got a job at the bread factory.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I need the dough who. The next one was it
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: was a crummy job whom.
• 25:19
  Speaker 15: Then I said, if I don't loaf around, I can
• 25:21
  Speaker 15: get a bigger slice of life. And then I got
• 25:25
  Speaker 15: these mean emojis, and I was like, well, don't get toasty.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you can clap after that, I suppose, Oh, yeah,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: there you go.
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: There's some people laughing.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I mean he's purposely being bad.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: The delivery I mean alcohol.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: That they sell at the venue helps, Oh for sure,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: the two drink minimum and the sound of the text
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: being said them really brings home. Yeah, you can laugh
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: at that if you can clap after that, I suppose.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: I start saying that.
• 25:59
  Speaker 11: Now.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: The one thing at these open mics, it's not just comedy.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: Sometimes some dumb hipie'll get up there with a guitar
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: music comedy. Well this is I don't think this is
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: even comedy. This is music with a social message. Baby,
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: So hey Green Day, before you write your next hip,
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: maybe talking about this sold fart and his song about
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: starting a hedge fund, starting a fun that's.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Where you need to explain what a hedge fund is
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: to the audience. They may have heard the term before,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: but you have to like stop down and explain it.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: All I know is it's evil.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a fun make don't show everything.
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: I can't.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Shorty says, what in fun? Stormy weather? And you know
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I want to make you hedge? I make you a legacy.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Susan doesn't really in there, remember the good old days
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: and throat tomatoes at.
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: People stage, gets some cabbage.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Wow, it's yeah, he brought his own his sister.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: You know, like everybody says they want to be an
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: influencer or the shirts shortstop for you know, the Dodgers
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: or what they Yeah, not everybody.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Can make it, you know, not everybody's gonna be Joe coy.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: Or but but everyone has to start like this.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Everyone.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: You know Joe twenty four years ago, he was doing this.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Stuff, same stuff, a Gel saying at coffee shops exactly
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: at her.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: Now, look at Morgan, she started in And.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a couple more minutes to get get
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: it together.
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: I mean, I got it's not going to get any
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: better than I already.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Got it all right, Well, Morgan, how many times did
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: you go up and do stand up. You tried to
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: make a really good run out for one.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: At one point.
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: I did it more in Arkansas when I was going
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: to college. But out here in LA I did it twice.
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: Okay, killed honestly surprised they had opened MIC's in Arkansas.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Was it just to uh, just to try it out,
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: or were you gonna, like try to make a go
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: of being a comedian a comedian to try it out?
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: But I've always loved comedy. But after a few times,
• 28:23
  Speaker 8: I realized, no, I think I can take a different route.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Al Right, Okay, I do like it, but smart enough,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: some people really hang in there.
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: Well, I just I don't write down jokes.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: This is happening for you.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: There are guys who I know twenty twenty plus years,
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: and they they just lack that emotional intelligence, like our
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: guy with the Paul Revere joke, Like they just don't
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: hear the audience not laughing.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Good he knew them, yeah, and he had good words
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: and good delivery, good delivery.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: It's kind of like Sabashi mana scalkal. He he can
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: do the he can do the form of being what
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: you listen was actually saying, You're like.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's terrible.
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: This part is finding the things in life to joke about.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: And then the people can't even get that right, but
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: they hang on to that drink. They're the starving artist
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: when really it's like Ruth Chris is calling, Maybe your
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: career is really best shape. Thing good money sometimes, especially
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: those high end places right big time, especially the one
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: in Philadelphia.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Ruth Chris and Philly. They're crushing.
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: The show.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Be back back, back, back in a bed