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- 0:02Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Cameridge Edge.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Two Cheese and
- 0:18Speaker 2: a Pods with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.
- 0:21Speaker 3: The Laura's Catania.
- 0:22Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, babe, what's up? Not that much.
- 0:26Speaker 4: I'm still in Rhode Island, you know, just hanging out.
- 0:29Speaker 4: I'm actually supposed to go meet a senator because she
- 0:33Speaker 4: passed a law in Rhode Island recognizing menopause in the workplace.
- 0:39Speaker 4: So when you go to work and you're all fucking.
- 0:42Speaker 2: Crazy flashes and crazy.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Flashes, crazy, then you should be given some time or
- 0:48Speaker 3: some grace. And I want to go shake her hand.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Yeah, well, that's great that you're going. I can't wait
- 0:54Speaker 2: to hear more information about that.
- 0:56Speaker 3: Yeah. I want to thank her. Young girl. She's in
- 0:59Speaker 3: her late thir and.
- 1:01Speaker 4: You know, because Perry Minimo's menopaust starts at thirty five.
- 1:06Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm an either Perry or real.
- 1:10Speaker 3: It's real. It's all real.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, Tam is going to be so
- 1:15Speaker 2: just a little housewife headline. Tam is going to be
- 1:17Speaker 2: so upset that Karen Huger came out and she was glamed.
- 1:24Speaker 3: I think she lambed.
- 1:26Speaker 2: I think she was glamed. I mean she looked hot.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Would she do.
- 1:29Speaker 4: Get glammed in the car, because you know, you you
- 1:31Speaker 4: go from the gate opens and you get into the
- 1:35Speaker 4: car with whoever's you know.
- 1:40Speaker 2: When she was leaving to co out, did they did
- 1:44Speaker 2: they film that? Did they get pictures of that? I
- 1:46Speaker 2: don't remember so long ago.
- 1:47Speaker 3: No, you know, her lawyer picked her up, so I
- 1:52Speaker 3: think it was her lawyer that But she went right
- 1:54Speaker 3: home to film. It was the Remember it was the
- 1:56Speaker 3: first time the girls were.
- 1:57Speaker 2: Seeing her after Yeah, that's her.
- 2:00Speaker 4: But being able to she's home, she didn't tell them
- 2:02Speaker 4: she was coming home. Oh god, even thinking about it.
- 2:07Speaker 2: For Karen Huger, they had like the cameras. You could
- 2:10Speaker 2: see the cameras and these paparazzi picks. You could see
- 2:13Speaker 2: her getting into the car waving.
- 2:16Speaker 3: Listen, we've seen her on her worst.
- 2:19Speaker 4: I don't think what we saw Teddy, Well, we saw
- 2:26Speaker 4: that day on that video. You do all the GLAMs
- 2:30Speaker 4: she wants because I will never get that out of
- 2:33Speaker 4: my I can't un see that.
- 2:35Speaker 2: That's true, That is very true.
- 2:38Speaker 4: Glam it up because I'm still going to see you
- 2:41Speaker 4: and saying the things that you said that made me
- 2:43Speaker 4: laugh for five months.
- 2:45Speaker 3: I love five months.
- 2:47Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say five minutes.
- 2:48Speaker 3: No, five months, five months, and I still will.
- 2:52Speaker 4: I'll still watch it if it comes up, if the
- 2:55Speaker 4: feed comes up somewhere, which it should, I'm still gonna
- 2:58Speaker 4: watch it.
- 2:58Speaker 2: And well, now that we've talked about it, to infiltrate
- 3:00Speaker 2: it into your phone and you're it, come.
- 3:02Speaker 3: On today, I could use a good lab. I always
- 3:06Speaker 3: I'm always good for you for a laugh.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I miss you every week when I
- 3:10Speaker 2: don't talk to you. Yeah, no, I'm a little Yesterday
- 3:15Speaker 2: I had immunotherapy.
- 3:17Speaker 3: I know that's hard, right, So.
- 3:20Speaker 2: They did that, and then they also gave me an
- 3:23Speaker 2: iron infused drip. Yeah, like an iron infusion takes forever, right,
- 3:29Speaker 2: it takes forever. But I also I've never had one,
- 3:32Speaker 2: so I'm like kind of hyped up.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Girl, enjoy that hype.
- 3:37Speaker 2: I'm like, whoa, whoa.
- 3:39Speaker 4: Yeah, well that that goes to show you how bad
- 3:41Speaker 4: you needed it.
- 3:43Speaker 2: Yeah, really, yeah, I've never had one before.
- 3:47Speaker 4: So I have because I used to have very heavy
- 3:50Speaker 4: periods and then I had an ablasion, so I didn't
- 3:52Speaker 4: need one but I was extremely I need extremely, like
- 3:58Speaker 4: I should have been hospitalized.
- 3:59Speaker 3: But the thing is it's such a slow drip, right
- 4:02Speaker 3: yeah yeah, but is this your first one? You've never
- 4:06Speaker 3: had it.
- 4:06Speaker 4: I would think you would have needed it with all
- 4:09Speaker 4: the immunotherapy that you've been through.
- 4:11Speaker 2: Well. Yeah, I kept showing that I had low iron
- 4:13Speaker 2: low iron, and then I ended up going and getting
- 4:16Speaker 2: my EEG and they said, you know, like each time
- 4:20Speaker 2: she does her immune therapy, now she should get the iron. Yeah.
- 4:24Speaker 2: So now he's waiting on my EEG results, which how
- 4:31Speaker 2: insurance doesn't coverage Teddy, it doesn't.
- 4:34Speaker 4: No, if your insurance doesn't, yours probably will. Mine was
- 4:38Speaker 4: thousands of dollars.
- 4:40Speaker 2: Oh so I'm getting that good good.
- 4:42Speaker 3: You're getting that good ship.
- 4:44Speaker 2: I'm good, good ship.
- 4:46Speaker 3: Well, I'm really for you.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Oh thank you. So I hope that this time goes up.
- 4:51Speaker 2: You know, I end up feeling better because this weekend
- 4:54Speaker 2: it's Kyle's daughter's wedding.
- 4:56Speaker 3: Oh that's right.
- 4:57Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So I'm really hoping it'll be like my
- 5:00Speaker 2: first time being up like past you know, nine o'clock. Oh,
- 5:06Speaker 2: so I'm like, you gotta have the energy. I hope
- 5:09Speaker 2: that you keep feeling good. And I hope that you know.
- 5:12Speaker 3: The wedding's wet Saturday. Yeah, amazing, you'll be fine. This
- 5:17Speaker 3: is great.
- 5:17Speaker 4: It's such even your skin, you're coloring everything beautiful always anyway,
- 5:23Speaker 4: but thank you.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 5:25Speaker 5: Good.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Should I wig or no wig?
- 5:27Speaker 3: No wig? Girl with a face like that, you don't
- 5:30Speaker 3: need hair, And look at that. I cover that. You know,
- 5:35Speaker 3: at my age, we got to put it in. Put
- 5:37Speaker 3: it on.
- 5:38Speaker 2: Cover as much as duff.
- 5:39Speaker 3: For the arm, I cover the arms.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Yeah, my arms are now that I don't get spray tands.
- 5:45Speaker 2: My arms are always covered these days. I'm like, let's
- 5:48Speaker 2: cover these bad boys these stage we go.
- 5:52Speaker 3: You are good, you are good. Do not know that
- 5:55Speaker 3: hair stop? So good?
- 5:57Speaker 5: Beautiful?
- 5:58Speaker 2: Thank you, but you do it you well this episode.
- 6:03Speaker 2: So for season seven, episode fourteen, I was hoping for more.
- 6:09Speaker 2: I really thought this was such a film. You know,
- 6:13Speaker 2: we talk about how we love when housewaids fight and
- 6:15Speaker 2: then the housewives fight and then they have resolution. But
- 6:17Speaker 2: this wasn't even that. They just kept everybody separated. Why though,
- 6:24Speaker 2: I don't guess they didn't want to make up. Well no,
- 6:27Speaker 2: I think because they didn't want to mess up the
- 6:31Speaker 2: Virgin cruise. They didn't want to mess up their relationship
- 6:34Speaker 2: with Richard Branson.
- 6:36Speaker 3: Ha ha.
- 6:40Speaker 2: But watching this episode, all the thought was I want
- 6:44Speaker 2: to go to Virgin Cruise while wearing Anastasia of Beverly
- 6:47Speaker 2: Hills makeup, like, come on, paid posts, get it together,
- 6:51Speaker 2: let's go, let's go.
- 6:53Speaker 4: Speaking of cruises, you know my cruise is canceled. It
- 6:56Speaker 4: is they canceled my cruise. Yes, why I was supposed
- 7:01Speaker 4: to be on with Shannon and Theresa, and the company
- 7:08Speaker 4: said they are canceling for unseen circumstances, which maybe they
- 7:12Speaker 4: just didn't sell enough tickets.
- 7:15Speaker 3: Oh gosh, so they rescheduled.
- 7:19Speaker 2: They rescheduled. Okay, well get me on one of those soon.
- 7:24Speaker 3: Yeah, in the next rescheduled one.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Well come on. Hopefully I'll be feeling better by then.
- 7:30Speaker 2: But the episode starts off with Marisol and Julia meet
- 7:33Speaker 2: for lunch. Julia tells Marisol how in the past she
- 7:36Speaker 2: has struggled with her relationship with her daughters, and then
- 7:39Speaker 2: Julia tells Marisol that her daughters told her. One of
- 7:43Speaker 2: her daughters told her I love you, I love and
- 7:44Speaker 2: how much it meant to her. I'm sorry, but Julia
- 7:48Speaker 2: not telling her grown daughter she was adopting two boys
- 7:51Speaker 2: is as weird as her hair in the scene.
- 7:54Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I am I not supposed to be laughing
- 7:56Speaker 3: because this is a fucked up scene. I'm sorry. I'm
- 8:01Speaker 3: just gonna say I agree with you. So, I mean,
- 8:09Speaker 3: I I don't like to judge the way other people
- 8:12Speaker 3: parent because if you ask me never, I mean, you know,
- 8:16Speaker 3: it's every everybody's different. Culturally, she's different, you know what
- 8:21Speaker 3: I mean, Like they're just listen. She should have told them.
- 8:25Speaker 2: She should have told them from the very beginning thinking
- 8:28Speaker 2: about it. Then they could have talked through it. Then
- 8:30Speaker 2: by the time that she actually adopted the boys, they
- 8:33Speaker 2: would have all been in a better place. But who knows.
- 8:36Speaker 2: They could be annoyed at her about anything.
- 8:39Speaker 3: Well, like you mean when she didn't know what school.
- 8:42Speaker 4: She went to.
- 8:43Speaker 2: Yeah, that might have That might have done it too.
- 8:47Speaker 4: There's some things I there.
- 8:52Speaker 3: I mean, I don't do. We really don't know the
- 8:55Speaker 3: full story. The kids could be just mad about the boys,
- 9:00Speaker 3: but you know, as.
- 9:03Speaker 2: They could have been mad for a while.
- 9:05Speaker 3: They could have been mad for a while. But as
- 9:07Speaker 3: an adult.
- 9:08Speaker 4: Kid child, at some point you say to yourself, am
- 9:12Speaker 4: I going to stop being mad at my parents who
- 9:16Speaker 4: are do screwed up things and just get over it
- 9:20Speaker 4: and just go with it. Okay, Now we have two brothers.
- 9:24Speaker 4: Let me not be mad and let me go embrace them.
- 9:26Speaker 4: But that's going to be on them.
- 9:28Speaker 3: Of course, I understand why they're upset.
- 9:32Speaker 2: Yeah, and also, you know, hopefully Julia is you know,
- 9:37Speaker 2: making a big effort with them to show them how
- 9:40Speaker 2: much because you know, yeah, part of it could be
- 9:43Speaker 2: they didn't know. Part of them could be you know,
- 9:46Speaker 2: they're feeling like, well, what about us? You know, all
- 9:49Speaker 2: those different feelings that kids have. I mean, and listen,
- 9:51Speaker 2: I'm no perfect parent. Like my daughter Dove this morning
- 9:54Speaker 2: came in and I didn't answer with her within ten seconds,
- 9:57Speaker 2: and so she peed on my bedroom floor. My dogs
- 10:03Speaker 2: do that, Like I'm not kidding. She goes mom and
- 10:07Speaker 2: I go yeah, and she goes mom and I was
- 10:10Speaker 2: like yes, And then she goes, well you took too long.
- 10:16Speaker 3: Floor. I go, duf.
- 10:18Speaker 2: You have a bathroom in your room, go pee in there.
- 10:23Speaker 4: So she was asking to use your bathroom, yes, but
- 10:27Speaker 4: when she doesn't even have to ask, does she know
- 10:30Speaker 4: to use your bathroom?
- 10:31Speaker 2: No?
- 10:32Speaker 3: I think she just wanted an excuse to pee on
- 10:34Speaker 3: your floor.
- 10:34Speaker 2: I think she, but she did at least do it,
- 10:37Speaker 2: Like there's like a little area of rug and then
- 10:40Speaker 2: there's also the hardwood. She at least had the decency
- 10:42Speaker 2: to do it in the hardwood. It had.
- 10:47Speaker 3: That stays the hardwood.
- 10:48Speaker 2: Well, okay, nobody lives in an easy cleanup. But then
- 10:51Speaker 2: the best is Cruise was sleeping with me. So then
- 10:54Speaker 2: he gets up. He doesn't realize what's happening.
- 11:00Speaker 3: Right in and.
- 11:00Speaker 6: He's like, Mom, there's what stuff all over the floor.
- 11:04Speaker 6: And I'm like, that's I didn't have a fit. That's
- 11:11Speaker 6: an episode right there.
- 11:13Speaker 2: So you know what, when I when I'm making my
- 11:16Speaker 2: commentary about parenting, remember this morning.
- 11:19Speaker 3: Listen, No, there's no I was always the last mother
- 11:23Speaker 3: at pickup. Always.
- 11:27Speaker 4: I almost beat up one of the teachers for saying
- 11:29Speaker 4: something about it. She quit the next day. It was
- 11:31Speaker 4: a whole thing, Like my kids can tell you stories.
- 11:35Speaker 3: So I have to say that I will never talk
- 11:38Speaker 3: about somebody else's pairing. It's so hard being a parent.
- 11:41Speaker 3: It is so hard. You should have answered Dove sooner.
- 11:45Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my fault. I should have said, Dove, what's up?
- 11:48Speaker 2: Do you need a potty in my bathroom? Con that's just.
- 11:53Speaker 3: So awesome.
- 11:57Speaker 2: I'm just start doing that didn't answer me, So I.
- 12:01Speaker 3: You took too long.
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- 13:08Speaker 1: Well.
- 13:09Speaker 2: Then Kiki and her father meet for dinner. My favorite
- 13:11Speaker 2: part about this scene is like fourth wall, what are
- 13:14Speaker 2: you talking about? No, we're just gonna We're gonna talk
- 13:17Speaker 2: to Kiki's talking directly straight to the camera.
- 13:20Speaker 3: But look it, if I didn't throw you out on
- 13:22Speaker 3: the street in the rain, you would not have these
- 13:25Speaker 3: cameras here right now.
- 13:28Speaker 4: Look at the contrast, though. You have Julia's kids are
- 13:31Speaker 4: upset that they.
- 13:32Speaker 3: Weren't told about their new brothers.
- 13:34Speaker 4: And you have Kiki just saying, listen, Dad, I want
- 13:39Speaker 4: to let you know I forgive you for throwing me
- 13:42Speaker 4: out in the street.
- 13:43Speaker 3: And he's basically like, I don't care if you forgive
- 13:46Speaker 3: me or not.
- 13:46Speaker 4: I'm okay with it. I'm just gonna eat the lunch
- 13:48Speaker 4: you're buying me. But no, you're just like you have
- 13:53Speaker 4: what you have because of whatever happens.
- 13:56Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it. Very different, he says.
- 13:59Speaker 2: You know, you know they're talking about her getting death
- 14:01Speaker 2: threats from her extended family.
- 14:02Speaker 3: They think because she's we need to know we elaborate
- 14:06Speaker 3: on this.
- 14:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, because they think she's so rich and
- 14:10Speaker 2: so famous that she should be bringing them all to America.
- 14:15Speaker 3: Literal death threats.
- 14:17Speaker 2: This lunch and the first time having a spicy Tunic
- 14:19Speaker 2: count roll isn't going to help things.
- 14:23Speaker 4: The salmon that you know, the sushi is not going
- 14:29Speaker 4: to cut it.
- 14:30Speaker 3: They're probably going to be more mad that they see
- 14:32Speaker 3: what they're eating.
- 14:33Speaker 2: I know they're going to be like, we wanted to try,
- 14:37Speaker 2: Yeah if I was. What I'm pretty impressed about is
- 14:40Speaker 2: like when this season started, she was kind of having
- 14:43Speaker 2: the zero relationship with her dad, but they seem like
- 14:46Speaker 2: they have a pretty good relationship now.
- 14:49Speaker 3: Because she wants it and he's there for it. You know,
- 14:52Speaker 3: he looks young. He looks very young.
- 14:55Speaker 2: I mean, I think he has a very young child.
- 14:58Speaker 4: He does, yeah, he does have a young child. But
- 15:02Speaker 4: I think for your own healing and what I've also
- 15:04Speaker 4: found in my life, my dad's upstairs, so I got
- 15:07Speaker 4: to watch how I talk because if you don't want
- 15:09Speaker 4: to hear about my childhood upsetness, the things that upset
- 15:13Speaker 4: me about this shit that he did. But I think
- 15:18Speaker 4: forgiving is a part of you healing, if you can
- 15:21Speaker 4: forgive your parents.
- 15:22Speaker 3: We didn't come with a handbook. I always say what
- 15:26Speaker 3: kind of childhood did my mother have? Or what like,
- 15:29Speaker 3: what did she know? You only know what you know,
- 15:32Speaker 3: and I think we've all come very far on parenting.
- 15:36Speaker 3: But there's a lot to be said, there's.
- 15:38Speaker 2: A lot to be said. But I did enjoy this scene,
- 15:44Speaker 2: almost as much as I was so awkwardly uncomfortable during
- 15:47Speaker 2: the Lisa and Jodie talking while Lisa pack scene. Why
- 15:53Speaker 2: was that so awkward?
- 15:55Speaker 5: Why?
- 15:56Speaker 3: I was like, was come in the room, No, you
- 16:02Speaker 3: don't know what's going on?
- 16:04Speaker 4: And then you know, it kind of reminded me of
- 16:06Speaker 4: my scene when I asked Paul about his divorce and
- 16:08Speaker 4: he goes, if you're think I'm gonna marry you, get
- 16:09Speaker 4: on one knee, and then the whole world jumped on him.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:13Speaker 4: I mean, I wonder what kind of repercussion Jody's or
- 16:17Speaker 4: she's gonna get or Jody's gonna get.
- 16:19Speaker 3: He was just it was so awkward. Oh my god.
- 16:23Speaker 2: What about when she put her hand on his hand
- 16:26Speaker 2: to quiet him during their group confessed their couple confession.
- 16:30Speaker 4: Actually he's like, He's like, well, we've you're talking about engagement,
- 16:36Speaker 4: but we'll like, we don't even sleep in the same
- 16:37Speaker 4: room sometimes.
- 16:38Speaker 2: She's like, cut, cut, we fight so much sometimes we
- 16:44Speaker 2: don't even sleep in the same Honest.
- 16:45Speaker 3: I wanted him to keep talking.
- 16:47Speaker 2: I know, I was like, hold on, we need this
- 16:49Speaker 2: is good ship. Get yourself a hold on. What's the
- 16:53Speaker 2: thing that they have there a mohito, get yourself a
- 16:56Speaker 2: mohito and get on this show. That's what they're talking
- 16:59Speaker 2: more about you.
- 17:00Speaker 3: And he's always looks like he's just like not animated.
- 17:04Speaker 3: His face looks frozen to me, no matter what he's saying.
- 17:07Speaker 2: I don't think he went to her husband, her ex
- 17:10Speaker 2: husband for work. No, No, I don't think he went
- 17:14Speaker 2: to Lenny. I don't think he used to go to Lenny.
- 17:16Speaker 3: I don't really think so either.
- 17:19Speaker 8: But she's like, does Paul get botox? Oh, Paul gets
- 17:23Speaker 8: everything he does. Paul gets plasma, the whatever shots for
- 17:30Speaker 8: as Harry doesn't even need it. He has more beauty
- 17:32Speaker 8: products than anybody. He gets botox from doctor Caralac. Yeah,
- 17:37Speaker 8: he gets it all.
- 17:38Speaker 2: So you don't mind a man that does that.
- 17:42Speaker 4: No, But you know, Paul is so manly. He's such
- 17:47Speaker 4: a like, rough around the edges guy. Even if he
- 17:50Speaker 4: does those type of things, he's still very manly.
- 17:54Speaker 3: I think if you're like, you know, I like a
- 17:57Speaker 3: knock around guy. Yeah, so even if he does that,
- 18:01Speaker 3: he's still like you know what he is he is?
- 18:04Speaker 2: Well, then, Jody. Essentially the conversation is Lisa is just
- 18:10Speaker 2: you know, bringing up the engagement and then she's like,
- 18:13Speaker 2: my finger is feels so light.
- 18:16Speaker 4: Oh, it's so light, and I like being a missus.
- 18:20Speaker 4: And he's like this. He looked even more like a
- 18:23Speaker 4: deer in headlights.
- 18:25Speaker 2: His this was what if they would have done a
- 18:28Speaker 2: still shot of this, it would have been more than
- 18:30Speaker 2: the still shot.
- 18:31Speaker 4: And actually his face, his actually his face actually moved.
- 18:37Speaker 3: I saw some movement and it was on his face.
- 18:41Speaker 2: He couldn't actually believe it.
- 18:46Speaker 3: I think he was gonna I think, yeah, I think
- 18:48Speaker 3: he was nervous.
- 18:49Speaker 2: You got a little then he said, you know, the
- 18:52Speaker 2: first there was all the drama because of Lenny, and
- 18:54Speaker 2: now there's all this drama because of the women. You know,
- 18:59Speaker 2: like Jody seems a little high anxiety. You think, yeah,
- 19:04Speaker 2: like this is coming from somebody high anxiety.
- 19:07Speaker 3: You know. You know I'm not an anxious person, but
- 19:10Speaker 3: I if.
- 19:11Speaker 2: I don't need to brag not being it.
- 19:13Speaker 4: No, I just listen, I don't feel nothing. I'd love
- 19:16Speaker 4: to feel anxious, anxious, I'd love to feel anything. At
- 19:19Speaker 4: this point, I'm so like numb to everything. Not by choice,
- 19:23Speaker 4: but you know, when you go through so much at
- 19:26Speaker 4: my age, Teddy, I got a lot of years on you.
- 19:28Speaker 3: You don't give a fuck, just like whatever.
- 19:30Speaker 4: But but no, I just feel like because you could tell, right,
- 19:34Speaker 4: you could tell if somebody's anxious.
- 19:36Speaker 2: Yeah you felt it from him, Yeah, you could feel it,
- 19:39Speaker 2: you could feel anxious. But she then got embarrassed and
- 19:44Speaker 2: then kept going like hoping he was going to make
- 19:46Speaker 2: it better, but he made it worse.
- 19:49Speaker 4: You can't chase the fix. No, it's like bad botox.
- 19:54Speaker 4: When you try to fix it, it just gets worse. Don't
- 19:56Speaker 4: chase it. You cannot chase it. And this was a
- 19:59Speaker 4: prime example. This should be in like the Handbook of
- 20:03Speaker 4: one oh one Housewives. Don't try to fix the mess
- 20:06Speaker 4: that already is.
- 20:07Speaker 3: If she would have just like us, it off off.
- 20:12Speaker 2: I know you want to marry me, just whatever, we
- 20:14Speaker 2: can pretend all you want.
- 20:16Speaker 3: I don't want to marry you either, or I don't
- 20:17Speaker 3: want to get married, you know. Yeah, just like try
- 20:21Speaker 3: to diffuse it. But it just kept getting worse and
- 20:24Speaker 3: worse and worse. And that kind of surprised men. Men.
- 20:29Speaker 4: Men say stupid things on camera, yes, because they're not
- 20:33Speaker 4: on enough.
- 20:33Speaker 2: You're not on enough, right, they're not on enough. And
- 20:36Speaker 2: then they're trying to be honest, but then they're trying
- 20:39Speaker 2: to be sincere.
- 20:41Speaker 3: And then they just fuck everything up.
- 20:43Speaker 2: And then I just go on and say things like
- 20:46Speaker 2: we don't even sleep in the same bedroom. Sometimes I
- 20:49Speaker 2: was dying.
- 20:50Speaker 3: No, I actually call. I'm like, Paul, please come watch this.
- 20:54Speaker 3: Paul likes Jodie very much. He likes him. He thinks
- 20:57Speaker 3: he's a great guy.
- 20:59Speaker 2: He's like, ooh, I actually think they were probably just
- 21:03Speaker 2: having a rough week. I do see them getting engaged.
- 21:09Speaker 3: I don't know any more about anything.
- 21:12Speaker 2: Yeah, you paused there.
- 21:14Speaker 4: If she if she wants if she wants it, she
- 21:18Speaker 4: could probably get it off of I think he's crazy
- 21:20Speaker 4: about her, but I don't know.
- 21:24Speaker 3: And he's like, we need to fix some stuff first.
- 21:28Speaker 2: We got a big shit show we're dealing with with Larsa.
- 21:32Speaker 2: Who cares. What does that have to do with getting engaged?
- 21:36Speaker 3: Nothing?
- 21:37Speaker 2: Nothing. That's my point. That the fact that he used
- 21:39Speaker 2: the drama within the show as the reason why I
- 21:43Speaker 2: was like, hmm, it's like the other day, Edwin had
- 21:47Speaker 2: an interview with Ralph Pittman, and Ralph said he had
- 21:51Speaker 2: no idea that they had issues until she would talk
- 21:55Speaker 2: about them on camera. I'm like, Ralph, come on, please,
- 21:59Speaker 2: come on, you know you did not shot.
- 22:02Speaker 3: But then look Alexia.
- 22:04Speaker 4: Alexia didn't know there was issues, she said, which we
- 22:08Speaker 4: we all saw it. Adriana called it. She didn't know
- 22:11Speaker 4: there was issues until he left when she was out
- 22:14Speaker 4: to lunch after date night. I know some people are
- 22:19Speaker 4: they are they denying? But here's the thing.
- 22:22Speaker 2: Are they denying it because they wanted them to be
- 22:23Speaker 2: good camera, or like they want to seem like everything's good,
- 22:27Speaker 2: or they're alyging to themselves, or they're in such like
- 22:30Speaker 2: a denial denial.
- 22:32Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like sometimes people are in denial.
- 22:36Speaker 2: Yeah, I do too. But then Stephanie and her assistant
- 22:39Speaker 2: are packing up goodie bags. Of course this is done
- 22:41Speaker 2: to attend like me packing up goodie bags, like she
- 22:44Speaker 2: would be like throwing all over the floor.
- 22:46Speaker 3: I'd be like, I love.
- 22:48Speaker 4: A good goodie bag. I'm a good I'm a goodie
- 22:51Speaker 4: bag person. I give a lot of goodie bags, Like,
- 22:53Speaker 4: if you're coming to the house, you'll have a goodie
- 22:55Speaker 4: bag of good stuff good. I don't love goodie bags.
- 22:59Speaker 3: I don't.
- 23:01Speaker 2: You know. I don't want a shitty goodie bag. If
- 23:03Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a goodie bag, I want them to
- 23:05Speaker 2: be capable.
- 23:05Speaker 3: Stop I have not a guest.
- 23:07Speaker 4: I have my new beauty products and nice stuff.
- 23:12Speaker 2: Oh, send me some stuff, and then idie bag and
- 23:15Speaker 2: like I do theme bag, I'm gonna I'm gonna send
- 23:17Speaker 2: you something that's on my list. Okay, perfect on the list.
- 23:21Speaker 2: But then Anastasia comes over. Stephanie talks about how she
- 23:25Speaker 2: needs to freeze her eggs if she wants to have
- 23:27Speaker 2: children in the future. And then Stephanie tells Anastasia how
- 23:31Speaker 2: she is coming across BOSSI to the women.
- 23:34Speaker 4: Yeah, so let me say something about this, and I'm
- 23:38Speaker 4: not gonna be very nice about it. Stephanie let her talk.
- 23:43Speaker 4: Just let this woman speak. She's absolutely brilliant. She's amazing.
- 23:49Speaker 4: I think that while she was talking, Stephanie was listening
- 23:55Speaker 4: but so excited to hear herself talk that she really
- 23:59Speaker 4: didn't let her finish, Like isn't me or did I
- 24:03Speaker 4: see and it wasn't. I don't think Stephanie knows how
- 24:08Speaker 4: to be calm and just take in what somebody's saying
- 24:13Speaker 4: to her.
- 24:14Speaker 3: She's always got to have that word.
- 24:16Speaker 2: She's like, why it would be like while you were
- 24:19Speaker 2: talking just then, all I was thinking about is what
- 24:22Speaker 2: I'm going to respond to you? That's what I'm saying.
- 24:25Speaker 3: Yes, and exactly what I'm saying.
- 24:28Speaker 4: And this woman is so insightful, so beautiful, so accomplished,
- 24:33Speaker 4: so brilliant, and why is beyond even her years.
- 24:38Speaker 3: And what she was saying to me was not being.
- 24:41Speaker 4: Absorbed by Stephanie because Stephanie was so worried about what
- 24:44Speaker 4: she was going to.
- 24:45Speaker 2: Say and to prove their friendship and to prove how
- 24:48Speaker 2: they met and how like like and the reason Stephanie
- 24:52Speaker 2: likes her, what was the reason again? Was it because
- 24:56Speaker 2: she said she liked what she did on Instagram? Oh?
- 25:00Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 25:01Speaker 2: I was like, no, don't say that's why you were
- 25:04Speaker 2: so blown away.
- 25:05Speaker 3: Well she knows.
- 25:06Speaker 4: She said she was a fan of her, and then
- 25:08Speaker 4: she was so taken back when the woman said she
- 25:12Speaker 4: liked her. I don't know why the woman likes her
- 25:14Speaker 4: so much, to be honest, but I.
- 25:20Speaker 3: I want to say I am a fan of her now.
- 25:23Speaker 4: That woman is class beautiful, well spoken, wise and.
- 25:30Speaker 3: She really the last thing she needs to do is
- 25:35Speaker 3: show up on the Housewives of Miami episode.
- 25:38Speaker 2: And clearly they must be good friends for her to
- 25:41Speaker 2: do that.
- 25:41Speaker 3: We're friends.
- 25:42Speaker 4: There's pictures of them. They speak again. I'm not sure
- 25:45Speaker 4: what the connection is. But Anastasia, if you talk to me,
- 25:49Speaker 4: you will have my undivided attention.
- 25:52Speaker 1: You know what.
- 25:53Speaker 2: She probably would appreciated that because she could have we
- 25:56Speaker 2: could have all learned a lot from her in that scene.
- 25:59Speaker 3: I I did' even go back and watch it again,
- 26:01Speaker 3: just because she's somebody like I was inspired by.
- 26:05Speaker 2: I've always been inspired by her real story. And yeah,
- 26:09Speaker 2: like there's a lot of backstory she could have talked about.
- 26:11Speaker 2: But no, no, Stephanie just wanted to be wanted to wanted.
- 26:15Speaker 3: To show off.
- 26:18Speaker 2: This is my friend, that's my friend. I you know,
- 26:22Speaker 2: we got it. Stephanie. You're rich, you have famous friends,
- 26:26Speaker 2: you have like, there's a reason that a lot of
- 26:30Speaker 2: these women aren't talking to you, and there's a reason
- 26:32Speaker 2: why your sisters aren't talking to you. Maybe listen just
- 26:35Speaker 2: to touch.
- 26:36Speaker 3: I think that.
- 26:37Speaker 4: And Stephanie, I'm not saying this because somebody will send
- 26:40Speaker 4: this to her. I'm not saying this to put you down.
- 26:44Speaker 4: I'm not really saying it in a nasty way. I'm
- 26:48Speaker 4: saying it because I like constructive criticism. So this is
- 26:54Speaker 4: just constructive criticism, that's all it is. You have a
- 26:56Speaker 4: lot going for you and it's just something like just
- 27:00Speaker 4: to be a listener. I had to teach myself to
- 27:03Speaker 4: be a listener. I did I enjoy her more?
- 27:07Speaker 5: Yes?
- 27:09Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we would enjoy you more because you are funny, Stephanie.
- 27:16Speaker 4: If you are quick, you're quick witted, you're smart. You
- 27:20Speaker 4: got ma mood by the balls.
- 27:22Speaker 3: Love it all. I love how he loves his dogs though.
- 27:26Speaker 2: I mean, he loves his dogs. But did you notice
- 27:28Speaker 2: when the girls were boarding the cruise, the cruise will one?
- 27:33Speaker 2: I was confused. The cruise will start and end in Miami.
- 27:39Speaker 3: That's some vacation better than ours at the Jersey Shore.
- 27:43Speaker 3: I'll take it. A cruise that doesn't go anywhere off
- 27:47Speaker 3: the dock.
- 27:48Speaker 2: Well, they all seem to love it. But did you
- 27:51Speaker 2: see Stephanie's face? Oh?
- 27:54Speaker 3: I did.
- 27:56Speaker 2: I was like she had a stank face on about
- 28:02Speaker 2: that cruise.
- 28:03Speaker 3: And I was like she had a reeling in though.
- 28:05Speaker 3: But you know what, Stephanie, thank you for making me
- 28:07Speaker 3: laugh on that one. I was like, I know what
- 28:09Speaker 3: she's thinking. I don't do wearts. I don't do buffets.
- 28:17Speaker 3: I don't do these. Not a buffet. I ain't doing
- 28:21Speaker 3: the buffet with everybody. No, I don't care if it's
- 28:27Speaker 3: in the rock Stars suite. Yeah, I don't put my
- 28:30Speaker 3: food all out at the same.
- 28:32Speaker 2: Time, absolutely not. Well, then Kiki asked Lisa why she's
- 28:37Speaker 2: still wearing her wedding ring, and then Lisa tells Kiki
- 28:40Speaker 2: it means nothing to her, Gerdy.
- 28:43Speaker 3: Because she wants to wear a big fat diamond from
- 28:45Speaker 3: knuckle to knuckle.
- 28:47Speaker 2: I get a company I have on there you go.
- 28:49Speaker 3: I don't want to wear I don't I'm perfect. I
- 28:52Speaker 3: don't want to wear jewelry. I don't care I have it.
- 28:55Speaker 3: I it's just too much.
- 28:58Speaker 2: Well, Also, if how could that ring means nothing to her?
- 29:02Speaker 2: I mean, I'm I'm going to tell you I'm not
- 29:04Speaker 2: wearing my wedding ring on a different finger because it
- 29:09Speaker 2: does mean something to me.
- 29:11Speaker 3: I love to hear that. That is so nice.
- 29:14Speaker 2: It doesn't mean it.
- 29:15Speaker 3: Means anything to her, and I believe her did really.
- 29:21Speaker 2: Yeah, like three seasons all we did was talk about
- 29:24Speaker 2: Lenny and the idea of wearing a ring that he
- 29:27Speaker 2: gave her means nothing to her.
- 29:29Speaker 4: No, No, because they had a different type of life
- 29:33Speaker 4: than you, Teddy.
- 29:34Speaker 3: It was different.
- 29:35Speaker 4: Yeah, and the sentimental things comes with other things. I
- 29:42Speaker 4: don't know that there was a lot of sentiment in
- 29:44Speaker 4: that relationship.
- 29:46Speaker 2: Right, that makes sense. So if it's just an object.
- 29:53Speaker 4: I think a lot of things in their life was
- 29:54Speaker 4: just an object. It was it was it was built on.
- 30:00Speaker 3: Objects their life for me the way I see it anyway, Yeah.
- 30:07Speaker 2: No, that makes sense. And then Gertie asked Adriana what's
- 30:09Speaker 2: wrong and why she doesn't want to celebrate her birthday
- 30:11Speaker 2: next week? And then Adriana thinks she's too old to
- 30:14Speaker 2: celebrate her birthday.
- 30:17Speaker 4: She is an absolute shit show this whole episode. I
- 30:20Speaker 4: think she needs she needs an iron drip.
- 30:23Speaker 2: Does she forget three episodes ago when she was saying
- 30:26Speaker 2: that Marisol had saggy kneeses and was old and now
- 30:30Speaker 2: she's all talking about agism and doesn't want to have
- 30:33Speaker 2: a birthday because she doesn't want to be old.
- 30:35Speaker 3: So she was just how old is she? She looks great,
- 30:38Speaker 3: she looks she's pretty girls, she's a pretty.
- 30:41Speaker 2: She's fifty nine years old. Fucking hell.
- 30:44Speaker 3: So she's turning sixty? Yes, Oh that's.
- 30:48Speaker 5: A rough one.
- 30:49Speaker 2: Yeah, And you know we've got.
- 30:50Speaker 3: That single sixty and single sixty and single what happened
- 30:55Speaker 3: to the French guy?
- 30:57Speaker 2: We haven't been here at all time.
- 30:59Speaker 3: She wrote him the whole first three episodes.
- 31:01Speaker 2: I know, But then where's he gonna He can't be
- 31:03Speaker 2: coming on. I don't think that Richard Branson would let
- 31:06Speaker 2: him be on this ad of his for Virgin Cruise.
- 31:09Speaker 4: Richard Branson, I love all your things. I even like
- 31:13Speaker 4: your flights. It has the misted stuff, the misted the
- 31:18Speaker 4: mist when you get on the plane, and the different colors.
- 31:21Speaker 4: I mean, it's always the best. I just don't ever
- 31:23Speaker 4: fly it.
- 31:23Speaker 5: I don't know why.
- 31:36Speaker 2: Then the girls head up to Marasol's rock Star Suite.
- 31:39Speaker 2: The girls sit down to Marisol tells them they're all
- 31:41Speaker 2: gonna split up for dinner.
- 31:42Speaker 3: So rockstar suitet.
- 31:43Speaker 4: Listen, if the cruise isn't going anywhere, can we go
- 31:45Speaker 4: hang out in the rockstar suitet? If anybody should have it,
- 31:48Speaker 4: it should be you.
- 31:49Speaker 2: Oh thanks, because that's amazing.
- 31:51Speaker 3: A rock star.
- 31:54Speaker 2: If it's not going anywhere and we're gonna just be
- 31:57Speaker 2: doing a little, I just.
- 31:58Speaker 3: Want to eat. Listen. I don't mind it, buffet. I'm good. Hey, Paul,
- 32:09Speaker 3: what'd you think of Jody in that scene? I was
- 32:13Speaker 3: telling you about Bridge. He's gonna get hosed. He's gonna
- 32:19Speaker 3: get where you got hosed.
- 32:22Speaker 4: I remember Paul Teddy, hold on, come say hi to Teddy.
- 32:26Speaker 3: She hosed you when you now it's Jody's turn to
- 32:29Speaker 3: get hosed.
- 32:32Speaker 2: Remember when you said you got to get down on
- 32:36Speaker 2: one knee and propose to me.
- 32:40Speaker 9: No, that's not what I said.
- 32:42Speaker 2: So what did you say?
- 32:44Speaker 3: Uh said that again?
- 32:47Speaker 2: You said something along the lines of, if you want
- 32:49Speaker 2: to get engaged, you can get down on one knee
- 32:52Speaker 2: and propose to me.
- 32:54Speaker 9: No, what I said was because I was just getting
- 32:56Speaker 9: bullied by all these little Italian guys.
- 33:00Speaker 3: And Teddy and Camra. Yeah, and you guys are posting
- 33:04Speaker 3: my chops.
- 33:06Speaker 9: No, what it was I said, if I get engaged
- 33:09Speaker 9: like today, do you expect me to get on one
- 33:11Speaker 9: nee tomorrow? I proposed to you. That was a silly move.
- 33:15Speaker 9: I didn't need it to sound that way. This is
- 33:16Speaker 9: a stupid Irish move. Pighead trying to be stupid and smart.
- 33:20Speaker 9: But the backfard because everybody fucking told me it was stupid.
- 33:23Speaker 5: I was.
- 33:23Speaker 2: But you know what you're acting and get away with
- 33:26Speaker 2: a lot you.
- 33:27Speaker 9: Think so you think you have no clue what I
- 33:29Speaker 9: just said.
- 33:32Speaker 2: You guys are so cute. Look now, she's gonna rip
- 33:34Speaker 2: it out before he says anything else. I love how
- 33:37Speaker 2: you took it out before he could say anything back.
- 33:40Speaker 3: This is what what Lisa did when Jody was talking.
- 33:46Speaker 3: I don't care he could say what he wants. I'm
- 33:48Speaker 3: just like, hey, Paul, you're gonna get host for that one,
- 33:50Speaker 3: no problem. No, but I'm transparent. No, you're transparent.
- 33:54Speaker 5: And you know what.
- 33:55Speaker 2: I love him, and it doesn't mean that I just
- 33:57Speaker 2: like Jody. I just Jody fucked up Jody.
- 34:00Speaker 3: Jody's gonna get it.
- 34:01Speaker 2: Jody's gonna be a rough week.
- 34:03Speaker 3: For you, Jody.
- 34:03Speaker 4: And you know who's gonna be on top of that,
- 34:06Speaker 4: our buddy Larsa Joe.
- 34:08Speaker 3: Let shit go.
- 34:09Speaker 2: No she that's gonna be big reunion talk. Oh yeah,
- 34:13Speaker 2: big reunion talk.
- 34:15Speaker 3: Okay, can we talk?
- 34:17Speaker 2: I heard there is a lot. We just had Marisal
- 34:20Speaker 2: on and she's told me who she's blocked and all
- 34:22Speaker 2: kinds of stuff like I saw, Yeah, but then I
- 34:28Speaker 2: didn't really understand. So they say they're splitting up the
- 34:30Speaker 2: groups because they said they need to like talk. I
- 34:33Speaker 2: thought that meant they were going to put people that
- 34:34Speaker 2: have issues together.
- 34:36Speaker 3: But insteall, that's what makes sense. That's what I thought.
- 34:39Speaker 2: No, But then one group. So there's dinner Group one
- 34:41Speaker 2: that's Julia, Lisa, Marisol, Alexi, and Adriana. And then dinner
- 34:46Speaker 2: Group two is Keiky, Stephanie, Larsa and Gertie. I don't
- 34:49Speaker 2: get it.
- 34:53Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the point.
- 34:54Speaker 2: I don't get it. I'm like, let's talks and big
- 34:58Speaker 2: when he's like, I don't get it, Like.
- 35:01Speaker 3: I don't get it, but whatever?
- 35:05Speaker 2: What Well, Lisa makes a comment about them being late
- 35:10Speaker 2: to dinner, and then Lisa tells the group Jody never
- 35:13Speaker 2: did anything wrong and Larsa needs to leave Jody out
- 35:15Speaker 2: of it, and then Alexia tells Lisa that Jody needs
- 35:18Speaker 2: to leave himself out of it, and then Alexia Thinkslexi
- 35:21Speaker 2: has done that.
- 35:23Speaker 4: Oh, Alexia was like your boyfriend, because you know why,
- 35:29Speaker 4: everyone's got a lot to say about Todd. Now it's
- 35:31Speaker 4: her turn to say something about But I don't remember
- 35:35Speaker 4: Lisa's saying a lot about Todd.
- 35:37Speaker 2: I don't either. No, Lisa's two obsessed with Lisa one hundred.
- 35:41Speaker 4: So Alexia like, who's been you know, very cordial considering
- 35:49Speaker 4: like Stephanie. The first time Stephanie went off on her,
- 35:52Speaker 4: I would have ripped her to shit shred's yeah, and
- 35:56Speaker 4: she was like nice about it. After the fifth time,
- 36:00Speaker 4: she finally spoke up. But but yeah, so Alexia went
- 36:06Speaker 4: in on Lisa's Jodie.
- 36:09Speaker 2: Yeah, she went in on it. Alexia also was taking
- 36:13Speaker 2: the late thing. She's like, just because I'm late one
- 36:16Speaker 2: time and you're multiple hours late and anything, shut up,
- 36:21Speaker 2: Just leave it.
- 36:23Speaker 3: Sometimes you should know better.
- 36:24Speaker 2: Just she's sharing a bathroom with with marzol, like maybe
- 36:30Speaker 2: they needed to take turns, or maybe she wanted to
- 36:32Speaker 2: take a pill.
- 36:33Speaker 3: Leave her alone, so what so you know, she's not
- 36:37Speaker 3: three hours late like Lisa was for ten years.
- 36:42Speaker 2: She's not making them sit on a shuttle.
- 36:44Speaker 3: They're on like, don't make me sit on a shuttle
- 36:47Speaker 3: with a bunch of women.
- 36:48Speaker 2: It gets really I get really edgy on a shuttle,
- 36:52Speaker 2: on a sprinter van. I don't like a sprinter van
- 36:55Speaker 2: or a shuttle. And it's always hot in there.
- 36:58Speaker 3: Musty, musty.
- 37:01Speaker 2: But nothing really happens at this dinner. At either dinners
- 37:05Speaker 2: for me, we still don't get really very much information
- 37:08Speaker 2: about what shows up.
- 37:09Speaker 3: Half dad.
- 37:10Speaker 2: Yeah, Adriana is like Adrian is either tipsy or she's
- 37:15Speaker 2: just zan x.
- 37:16Speaker 3: Maybe she's got to medicate through the birthday. I don't know.
- 37:21Speaker 3: Maybe the French croissant left. I don't know.
- 37:24Speaker 2: She's really she's not happy, she is, she's miserable.
- 37:31Speaker 3: You know, maybe she's I could speculate, Okay, get maybe
- 37:37Speaker 3: she maybe she feels like she has no friends because
- 37:42Speaker 3: her and Julia were friends, and who else is she
- 37:45Speaker 3: really close with besides Gerty?
- 37:47Speaker 2: Kind of yeah, I mean, but Julia is such a
- 37:52Speaker 2: try hard I'm like, just find somebody else then. I
- 37:56Speaker 2: don't know why Julia rubs me the wrong way so much.
- 37:59Speaker 3: This season, and she rubs a lot of people the
- 38:01Speaker 3: wrong way, but.
- 38:02Speaker 2: She's always rubbed me the wrong way because I've always
- 38:04Speaker 2: felt I haven't believed her stories.
- 38:07Speaker 4: You know what, You're very If you don't believe you're
- 38:10Speaker 4: one of the people. If you don't believe somebody, I'm.
- 38:14Speaker 3: Going to not believe them too. Yeah, as you're rarely wrong.
- 38:18Speaker 3: How come you're like that?
- 38:20Speaker 2: I think, Listen, I'm not gullible. I will make mistakes
- 38:24Speaker 2: a million times, but if I have a gut instinct
- 38:27Speaker 2: about somebody, most of the time that's accurate. Even though
- 38:32Speaker 2: matt Our producer is laughing at us, right now. But like,
- 38:35Speaker 2: I very rarely have the wrong gut instinct about somebody's
- 38:39Speaker 2: or you.
- 38:40Speaker 3: Say everybody's lying, and then sometimes you're right.
- 38:45Speaker 2: You know what, fuck off, Delorie.
- 38:51Speaker 3: A liar knows a liar. Everybody's full of shit. So
- 38:54Speaker 3: a some point it sticks.
- 38:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but like I there's something I don't
- 39:01Speaker 2: know but this These two dinners to me are a
- 39:03Speaker 2: complete snore fest. But no, it's not. Larsus thinks they're
- 39:07Speaker 2: such a snore fest that when she gets back to
- 39:09Speaker 2: her room, she facetimes Alexia, Marisola, and Julia two hours
- 39:14Speaker 2: after dinner, she jokes that she needs to take photos
- 39:17Speaker 2: for OnlyFans, and then she's feeling frisky and she starts
- 39:23Speaker 2: like showing off her stuff. They have to like, oh,
- 39:25Speaker 2: Marisol and Alexia, yes you didn't see this part.
- 39:29Speaker 4: Where was I at this part? I don't even know.
- 39:33Speaker 4: Oh yeah, bathroom or something.
- 39:36Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you missed it. She's tipsy, she's shown it
- 39:39Speaker 2: all off. I'm like, so is this third episode for
- 39:42Speaker 2: Lars's Like, is this an ad for Larsa's only fans?
- 39:47Speaker 3: Well, I mean, how many OnlyFans subscribers watch Housewives?
- 39:55Speaker 2: I'm sure a lot think about how many husbands probably
- 40:00Speaker 2: watch housewives with their wives.
- 40:02Speaker 3: I don't know about that many.
- 40:04Speaker 2: I don't know. I think a good amount. I think
- 40:07Speaker 2: a good amount. But I don't think she's hurting in that.
- 40:11Speaker 2: But I wonder if Bethany they got the Bethany Claus
- 40:15Speaker 2: for that.
- 40:20Speaker 3: Wait, you know what they should get it? If everybody
- 40:23Speaker 3: else gets it her only fans should be friggin.
- 40:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, going through the roof, Then Stephanie should.
- 40:31Speaker 2: Then it's the next day. I was happy to see
- 40:34Speaker 2: larsa tipsy. I wish she would have been with the
- 40:36Speaker 2: entire group tipsy in front of everybody, and we would
- 40:39Speaker 2: have had That would be good.
- 40:40Speaker 3: I want to see a bunch of drunk bitches.
- 40:42Speaker 2: That's what I wanted me too.
- 40:44Speaker 3: Then I want to see Stephanie drunk.
- 40:46Speaker 2: Loosen up, loosen up, steph She can't because she's she
- 40:50Speaker 2: can't even believe that she's on I believe where she
- 41:00Speaker 2: is at this moment, it hasn't sunk it. And then
- 41:03Speaker 2: she's counting down the minutes, so instead of thinking what
- 41:06Speaker 2: she's gonna say next, she's counting down how many hours
- 41:09Speaker 2: until this trip is over?
- 41:10Speaker 4: The one time she's actually thinking of not about what
- 41:14Speaker 4: she's saying next, but the minute she gets to step
- 41:17Speaker 4: off this cruise.
- 41:20Speaker 2: But she shows up to Marisel's room in an eighties
- 41:22Speaker 2: workout outfit with her MIC showing, which drives me nuts,
- 41:27Speaker 2: Like it was like poked out, Like I was like she.
- 41:29Speaker 10: Had a third nipple, because there's like a poke out
- 41:32Speaker 10: right here. But then I was like, oh, it's the mic.
- 41:34Speaker 10: It's the mic. He was driving me nuts. But she
- 41:39Speaker 10: gives one a Marisol. Marisol's like, I'm not working.
- 41:42Speaker 2: I didn't bring shoes, like I'm gonna have to wear
- 41:44Speaker 2: my chocolates, which is flip flops. And Stephanie brings up
- 41:52Speaker 2: what happened with Marason and Alexia not coming on the plane,
- 41:54Speaker 2: and Marisol tells her her that she really likes her
- 41:56Speaker 2: but wants to know who she is, not what she
- 41:59Speaker 2: is off. That's a good way to put it. If
- 42:02Speaker 2: only we're so eloquently spoken.
- 42:05Speaker 3: We're not, and and we're criticizing Stephanie.
- 42:12Speaker 4: Oh, Stephanie, I just want to say, I'm not saying
- 42:15Speaker 4: it because I think I'm better.
- 42:16Speaker 3: I'm just saying it because I expect you could be better.
- 42:19Speaker 2: Yeah, But also, Stephanie, I implore you I beg you
- 42:24Speaker 2: start wearing your hair natural more often, because I thought
- 42:27Speaker 2: she looked beautiful, just natural. I don't need like its
- 42:31Speaker 2: severe boss bitch all the time, because she looked so
- 42:34Speaker 2: beautiful in that scene where she was like just in
- 42:37Speaker 2: her workout clothes and it was like her natural hair.
- 42:40Speaker 2: She looks stunning to me.
- 42:42Speaker 4: She's pretty. She's forty, she's pretty. Yeah, she's got a
- 42:46Speaker 4: lot of money. She takes care of herself. She should
- 42:50Speaker 4: look good.
- 42:51Speaker 2: I love you. But then we get a flashboard out
- 42:56Speaker 2: to eat I have a husband that kisses her ass.
- 42:59Speaker 3: I mean, these things all contribute to looking good.
- 43:04Speaker 2: True. But then we get a flashboard to eight hours
- 43:07Speaker 2: later of Alexia telling Stephanie how bothered Marisol was, then
- 43:10Speaker 2: a flashboard to the next day of Stephanie telling Adriana
- 43:13Speaker 2: that Marissol is a jealous demon who disguised herself as
- 43:17Speaker 2: a loyal friend. She tells Adrianna that you're gonna come
- 43:20Speaker 2: for her, you better hit a bullseye because when it turns,
- 43:23Speaker 2: when it's her turn, she doesn't miss. Oh, that's another
- 43:27Speaker 2: one of those ones that I bet she was thinking
- 43:28Speaker 2: about what she was saying when somebody else was talking
- 43:31Speaker 2: that one. Yeah, I know it was very close to
- 43:34Speaker 2: something Bethany has said before. I think Bethany said if
- 43:37Speaker 2: you take a shot at this bee, you better not miss.
- 43:39Speaker 2: So it's it's kind of similar.
- 43:42Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but it's doing their homework, you think, or
- 43:45Speaker 4: I think nobody. Yeah, but I mean, listen, there's sayings
- 43:49Speaker 4: that we don't own.
- 43:50Speaker 3: If we say it once, it could be said again.
- 43:52Speaker 4: But I think that Stephanie has spent time watching thing
- 43:58Speaker 4: the show.
- 43:59Speaker 2: And yeah, i think she's done her research. But either way,
- 44:02Speaker 2: I'm happy to see that that was in the flashback
- 44:05Speaker 2: flash forward because it means that we're gonna have a
- 44:07Speaker 2: good episode next week.
- 44:08Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to it.
- 44:11Speaker 2: Yeah, no more separations, no more keeping the peace, no
- 44:14Speaker 2: more Adriana falling asleep at the table.
- 44:16Speaker 3: Let's go out late having a rough time? Are they
- 44:19Speaker 3: gonna have a birthday party for her?
- 44:21Speaker 2: Who knows? Does anyone even paid attention that she's observing?
- 44:25Speaker 3: So, I mean they kind of left her drooling at
- 44:29Speaker 3: the end of the table.
- 44:33Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, just you know, Gerty went checked on
- 44:37Speaker 4: her to check her false but outside of that, nobody
- 44:40Speaker 4: cared if she was late.
- 44:42Speaker 3: No one felt looking for her.
- 44:46Speaker 2: I mean, no one even knew she was there.
- 44:50Speaker 3: She was missing, and they didn't even know what she
- 44:52Speaker 3: showed up.
- 44:53Speaker 2: No one bothered to even look over she honestly she
- 44:57Speaker 2: maybe she's very very seasick on drama meine or something.
- 45:01Speaker 4: But how the boat didn't move? How do you get
- 45:05Speaker 4: seasick on a boat that's not moving, except it.
- 45:09Speaker 2: Does move around Miami move.
- 45:16Speaker 3: Okay?
- 45:17Speaker 2: I mean I don't know, but I think I think
- 45:20Speaker 2: that was old footage.
- 45:21Speaker 3: I think it was old footage. I think it was
- 45:24Speaker 3: a green.
- 45:27Speaker 2: They just gone on just I do.
- 45:35Speaker 3: I can't breeze. I think that's what happened. I would
- 45:40Speaker 3: that money on it. Yeah, gosh, somebody leaks that Richard
- 45:49Speaker 3: Branson's yacht never moves from the station only when they're
- 45:53Speaker 3: on it.
- 45:54Speaker 4: You didn't want to waste the gas on the Housewives
- 45:56Speaker 4: of Miami. Didn't get to worry is because he's stupid.
- 46:02Speaker 4: He's like, put the bitches there, don't move this boat.
- 46:05Speaker 2: Don't and then just leave all the dish works on
- 46:10Speaker 2: one table.
- 46:16Speaker 3: Oh god, oh I red this laugh.
- 46:19Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, thanks you guys for tuning in
- 46:22Speaker 2: to another episode of to Teas in a Pod.
- 46:25Speaker 3: Ive You guys, love you, talk to you later. Bye,
- 46:29Speaker 3: thank you, Bye,