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Yo Soy Martillo de Pancho's | Monday March 03, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time leave your worries outside and laugh with
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  Speaker 1: us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley, along with Raj
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  Speaker 1: Sharma and Trey Trindholm almost get right over you, Stray,
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  Speaker 1: my bad die. My brain, along with my Internet, is
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  Speaker 1: doing funny things today. So let's hope that that hysterical
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  Speaker 1: nature crosses over into the big Monday show today inside
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  Speaker 1: the Treehouse. So let's start at the center of funny
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  Speaker 1: in the United States. That, of course, is the magnificent
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  Speaker 1: state of Florida. She just keeps on giving. You know,
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  Speaker 1: a Florida woman vandalized the wrong car trying to get
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  Speaker 1: revenge on her ex boyfriend. Well done, Florida, Thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much. It really does track you. An eighteen year
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  Speaker 1: old Florida woman wanting to get back at her ex
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend is now facing charges after she accidentally vandalized the
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  Speaker 1: wrong car. Not accidentally vandalized a car, just accidentally vandalized
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  Speaker 1: the wrong car. I think the people here at Action
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  Speaker 1: News five need to go back to not necessarily journalism school,
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  Speaker 1: but grammar school, because what they should have said is
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  Speaker 1: that she's now facing charges after she vandalized the wrong
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  Speaker 1: car accidentally, not after she accidentally vandalized the wrong car.
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  Speaker 1: Words matter, people, Punctuation matters, and where you put the
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  Speaker 1: adverb matters.
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  Speaker 2: Dan.
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  Speaker 3: Remember their target audience is Florida.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, Sometimes you have to raise the level
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  Speaker 1: around you by raising your own. Having a little bit
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  Speaker 1: within reason, a little bit higher expectations of others and
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  Speaker 1: just kind of gently pull them along is not a
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  Speaker 1: bad idea. It's a valiant effort. You may fail, and
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  Speaker 1: in Florida, the odds of you failing are extremely high.
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  Speaker 1: You may go face down right into the everglades, into
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  Speaker 1: the gaping maw of a python. But by God, you
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  Speaker 1: will have tried.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 3: Remember it's not that the ceiling's low, but it's that
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  Speaker 3: the ground is low. The floor is low. There it's
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  Speaker 3: a swamp.
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  Speaker 1: The humidity really keeps you down and just presses you
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  Speaker 1: straight into the swamps. Oh Jesus Christ, people, anyway, that's
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  Speaker 1: according to Valujah County Sheriff's deputies. Sheriff's deputies responded to
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  Speaker 1: a call last Tuesday night for someone spray painting a vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: The young woman admitted to deputies that it was a
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  Speaker 1: revenge plan against her ex boyfriend. She was upset when
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  Speaker 1: she hatched a plan to throw eggs at his car
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  Speaker 1: and spray painted. However, the vehicle that was vandalized belonged
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  Speaker 1: to a neighbor, not the ex boyfriend. This woman now
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  Speaker 1: faces criminal charges related to mischief and alcohol because no
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  Speaker 1: good deed is done sober. I'm trying to piece together
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  Speaker 1: here the type of vehicle, and it looks like a
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  Speaker 1: sporty looking Infinity Sedan older model. Yeah, I think that's
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  Speaker 1: an Infinity emblem on the front of the vehicle there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not one hundred percent, but I think that I
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  Speaker 1: think that's what that is. Let me show you the
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  Speaker 1: vehicle in question here so you can get an idea
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  Speaker 1: of the very hard work the young woman put into
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  Speaker 1: trying to get revenge on her boyfriend by vandalizing the
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  Speaker 1: car in question. I mean, it's a black roadster with
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  Speaker 1: a couple of smiley faces on the hood, his name
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  Speaker 1: spray painted and yellow Jason. Also the word devil on
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  Speaker 1: the driver's side door, something across the windshield that says
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  Speaker 1: not and then I don't know if that's MPB smiley faces,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, again, you know, maybe maybe some basic
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  Speaker 1: grammar will not only help the Action five news team,
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  Speaker 1: but also this young woman, who.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a lot a lot on the.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see, That's what I kept looking at. So not
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  Speaker 1: only does this young woman need to go back to
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  Speaker 1: school for grammar, but maybe some art classes, because I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell if she's just really bastardizing the umlot or
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  Speaker 1: if that's supposed to be a smiley face. And if
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell the difference, then Jason the ex boyfriend's
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  Speaker 1: not going to be able to tell the difference. He's
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  Speaker 1: just gonna be full of smiles knowing that it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: his car that you jacked up. Now, there is a
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  Speaker 1: car in that photo. There is a car directly behind
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  Speaker 1: the one that she vandalized. It looks similar, but.
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  Speaker 3: It looks like an It could be an Infinite, It
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  Speaker 3: could be a Nissan, definitely older.
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  Speaker 2: May at least it's not some you know, unique vehicle
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  Speaker 2: that she got confused.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been That would have been the
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  Speaker 1: hard part to come back from. I am a huge
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  Speaker 1: fan of revenge tales, stories of comeuppance, karma, all of it.
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  Speaker 1: M But if you were going to exact revenge on someone,
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  Speaker 1: makes you get it right, because, like, let's take one
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  Speaker 1: of the most perfect action films about revenge and come
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  Speaker 1: upp and some and karma that there is And that's
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  Speaker 1: the movie Taken, starring Liam Neeson. When his daughter gets taken,
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't give a damn about anybody else's daughter that
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  Speaker 1: got taken. He is solely focused on saving his daughter.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hm. He didn't waste time with somebody else's and
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  Speaker 1: he certainly didn't get his daughter confused with another one.
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  Speaker 1: He knew to go save her because how awkward would
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  Speaker 1: it have been had he been drinking and plotting his revenge.
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  Speaker 1: And he gets on the mega yacht at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the movie, he goes save his daughter, but it
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  Speaker 1: turns out he got on the wrong boat, and when
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  Speaker 1: he's face to face with the bad guy with a
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  Speaker 1: gun pointed at him, he looks at the girl's face
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  Speaker 1: and says, you're not my daughter and walks away, lost
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  Speaker 1: into the Paris night. I'm just saying, if you're going
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  Speaker 1: to plot revenge, plot accordingly, make sure you get it right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go out on a limb here, Dan with
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  Speaker 3: the spray paint and everything. I don't think there was
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  Speaker 3: a lot of plotting going on. I think that that
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  Speaker 3: was insta craze insta craze.
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  Speaker 1: I think you may be onto something trey usually going
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  Speaker 1: out on the branches of the treehouse or spotty at best,
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  Speaker 1: kind of like my Internet. But in this case, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like you found solid footing.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like he hadn't responded to a text in
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  Speaker 3: fifteen minutes. She deemed he was cheating and went over
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  Speaker 3: to his house to seek revenge.
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  Speaker 1: And take it out on the car.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds about like Florida.
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  Speaker 1: you are giggling way too hard over there for me
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  Speaker 1: not to ask what's going on? So what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: I was reading more about that story.
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  Speaker 1: About the uh eighteen year old Florida woman who tried
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  Speaker 1: to exact revenge on her boyfriend's car, only to vandalize
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  Speaker 1: the wrong car.
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  Speaker 4: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's it's a terrible, terrible, sad story. Would you
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  Speaker 1: find out?
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  Speaker 3: Body cam footage obtained by the Outlet captured the moment
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  Speaker 3: police confronted the brazen duo, while Frabranski's alleged accomplice tried
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  Speaker 3: to walk away from any wrongdoing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not involved, the team, yelled out. Dean.
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  Speaker 3: He's claimed the teen was covered head to toe and
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  Speaker 3: yellow paint, but swears.
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  Speaker 1: She wasn't involved. Uh huh, she just got wrapped up
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  Speaker 1: in the in the rage.
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  Speaker 3: Deputy, you really not need to try harder to be sneaky,
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  Speaker 3: because you are god awful, police told Fabranski in her
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  Speaker 3: pal you guys spray painted the wrong car. Deputies reported
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  Speaker 3: that they saw the two teens driving with open containers
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  Speaker 3: for Locore we go, yeah, along with it, along with
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  Speaker 3: an empty bottle of Crown Royal and of marijuana.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, jack, yeah, that is a Florida trifecta without a doubt.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man.
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  Speaker 2: And then uh, you know, just so you know what
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  Speaker 2: she looked like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you got a mugshot?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, see there look at that.
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  Speaker 1: My goodness, there is a goth cult waiting for her.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, she's going to be the leader.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. There's a whole group of
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  Speaker 1: people just they have a vacancy at the top, and
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  Speaker 1: they're just ready for her to slide on in. She's
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  Speaker 1: got those dead set eyes like Wednesday Atams.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's what I was trying to figure out
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  Speaker 4: what it would what it looked like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's if Wednesday Adams was in Florida. That's the girl, really,
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  Speaker 1: because in the story it says she's eighteen, and in
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  Speaker 1: that mugshot she looks more like twenty eight to thirty eight.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean, let's let's look at the contents of
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  Speaker 3: the car. Four loco and empty Crown Royal bottle and marijuana.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure meth was somewhere. You know, they probably left
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  Speaker 3: that at home Metidjason.
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  Speaker 1: That was probably in the ex boyfriend's car.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So she went to vandalize the boyfriend's car ex boyfriend's car,
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  Speaker 1: took a friend with her, which police now say that's
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  Speaker 1: an accomplice. The accomplice says, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anything that's going on here. Why are
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  Speaker 1: you covered in yellow paint? I was just walking by
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  Speaker 1: and this crazy and this crazy kid started spray painting
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  Speaker 1: this car and I said, I tried to say stop,
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  Speaker 1: and then she sprayed me down to.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that's a good defense, right, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: You got you have to ride that wave as long
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  Speaker 1: as you can. But I mean, let's be honest, it's there.
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  Speaker 1: These police. Uh, they're not gonna believe anything. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think they're I think they're onto the
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  Speaker 1: little crime duo here. I just liked that the police
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  Speaker 1: already knew that it wasn't the right car. I like
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  Speaker 1: to think that the boyfriend called police and said, uh,
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  Speaker 1: someone appears to have vandalized my neighbor's car. Oh okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know who. It is a big bad news for you, neighbor.
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  Speaker 4: I just can't imagine, Like how do you clean that off?
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  Speaker 1: I guess I guess you better call Mako.
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  Speaker 4: Like I'm guessing that cars that's finished, Like you got
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  Speaker 4: to get rid of that car.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, the story says it wasn't that. I mean, I
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  Speaker 3: guess maybe it was a water based I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It said it was only like seven hundred dollars of damage.
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  Speaker 1: Just powerwater.
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  Speaker 4: Train would kind of paint the Crazy Girl used.
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  Speaker 3: Just actually I just saw this set that it said
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  Speaker 3: seven hundred dollars of damage, which I mean so obviously
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  Speaker 3: it could be washed off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, clearly they didn't go with the oil based Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like Trey could probably take a mug
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  Speaker 1: shot of a woman and have a general range of
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  Speaker 1: destruction in an in dollar amount, right, just by looking
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  Speaker 1: at the mug shot.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I mean that girl that she's just limited by
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  Speaker 3: your stupidity. Otherwise she's she could have done thousands of
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  Speaker 3: dollars worth of damage.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she's still young. She's only give me some more.
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  Speaker 2: She is going to ruin a lot of men's lives.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just give her another five to seven. You'll be
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  Speaker 3: fine after her first five to seven.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know if y'all control y'all's commercials, but the
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  Speaker 3: I I hope, I hope this is as good as
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  Speaker 3: it is in my head.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was hoping. I was like, what
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  Speaker 2: Everything. I thought it would be.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's the same one that
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  Speaker 1: it early matters. The point is Jim Adler knows Spanish,
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  Speaker 2: I think he can read it off off a card
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  Speaker 2: a Q card. I don't know. I doubt he's conversational.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer is quite
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  Speaker 1: fluent in Spanish.
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  Speaker 3: I think he has a son, YoSoy Jim Adler, Yes, Billimdler.
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  Speaker 4: That's way too many marble lights in Jim Handler's life.
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  Speaker 4: But he has a son that's also the other lawyer
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  Speaker 4: as well. Right, yeah, yeah, he's uh.
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  Speaker 1: Now, it's a family business because you know, Jim Adler
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  Speaker 1: can't do it forever and at some point he's got
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  Speaker 1: a past the hammer to the next generation of hammers,
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  Speaker 1: to the next generation of Adler's. So that's that's where
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  Speaker 1: we are. So Jim Adler, Spanish Hammer, all of it
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  Speaker 1: right there for you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like Bill Adler is the Brownie James
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  Speaker 3: of the legal profession.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's actually pretty accurate.
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  Speaker 4: Jim's always passing the bill.
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  Speaker 1: It might be good. You're just not the goat, uh
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  Speaker 1: damn goats.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Jim Adler, Texas Hammer.
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  Speaker 1: I think I might be able to pull that off.
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  Speaker 1: The only problem is I quit smoking so many years
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  Speaker 1: ago that I don't even know if I could do
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  Speaker 1: this current Jim Adler justice because I don't have I
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  Speaker 1: don't have the Marlborough man uh gruffness in my throat
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  Speaker 1: like he does.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's he's a very angry guy. I don't I
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  Speaker 4: don't understand, like to make that much money for people
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  Speaker 4: and to help people to be that angry, and then
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  Speaker 4: his son is even angrier.
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  Speaker 8: Like sorry, Jim Handler or Martillo de tight House.
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  Speaker 1: How's that so far?
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  Speaker 8: Not bad?
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  Speaker 1: Not bad? You're uh.
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  Speaker 2: What's the other one?
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  Speaker 7: One?
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  Speaker 2: Other one?
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  Speaker 1: Brian Alex Jones. Yeah, this is sort of like a
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  Speaker 1: really disgusting lab experiment. Petrie Dish I v f type
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  Speaker 1: uh goo donation situation where you've got Luke Bryan, Alex
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  Speaker 1: Jones and Jim Adler all walk into a sperm bank
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  Speaker 1: It is Monday, March third, twenty twenty five. Once again,
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  Speaker 1: i'd like to point out with the Treehouse talkback feature,
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  Speaker 1: website Treehouse on Air dot com. And I don't have
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  Speaker 1: the guy's name because he didn't leave it in that
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  Speaker 1: message telling us about the Jimadler commercials In Spanish in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of our show they get inserted. So the one.
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  Speaker 1: So everything that's about to happen, I'm going to blame
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  Speaker 1: on that guy, who may be wisely chose not to
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  Speaker 1: give us his name. I want to refresh here the
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  Speaker 1: Jimadler commercial for us, just to make sure we get
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  Speaker 1: the proper flavor for it. And again I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know if this is the same one, but it's a one.
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  Speaker 8: All right. I don't want the fingers. Let's be honest.
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  Speaker 1: Jim Handler.
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  Speaker 8: Yo soy so, Jim Addler.
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  Speaker 11: And Martinillo Khanna big clean they say, let's you know
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  Speaker 11: and coming on tell like pu say it's the country Dodge.
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  Speaker 10: In Suboo, import locally, may import the company there.
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  Speaker 11: They pattison tabo.
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  Speaker 2: Nesas.
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  Speaker 4: I might be able to work with that. That's what
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  Speaker 4: it was brought to you by Babbel, Hello.
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  Speaker 8: So, Jim Handler, Martia the Tejas. That's the hurdy though.
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  Speaker 12: Futi mayor minte to culpa pero and poker culpa the
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  Speaker 12: algae and moss.
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  Speaker 8: Your mummay.
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  Speaker 12: The mandara Asukulu de pero de pours our third day
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  Speaker 12: sentire responsible celeah a Youdara Allas personas rides percmonis grandees
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  Speaker 12: pero mistoy espandiendo aultus arius peligrossas.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea anyone have any idea what I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying there? No, h I think you're close straight. Let's
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  Speaker 1: find out more here, mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of piros, but I don't know if you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about dogs or butts.
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  Speaker 12: Haske do takara and on buffetd poncho esos protectoris, contra
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  Speaker 12: est rudos, no supertan el peso corporal, the unda persona
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  Speaker 12: promi emuco minos the un cliente.
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  Speaker 8: Habit you well, the buffet.
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  Speaker 12: And thomses como put in esperar pratagor asu varasis clientes
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  Speaker 12: tuve and client te kusulto the car premier I lost
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  Speaker 12: free holess refriitos lost free holess I rientis there the
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  Speaker 12: trone parte des ucari i alcunos.
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  Speaker 1: This is really long.
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  Speaker 12: Gor tronto l queso qi luego fore comito poor angatto robioso,
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  Speaker 12: call me auDA abduvo and resemble us completo las senora gorda,
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  Speaker 12: no el gato rabbio, your represento ils personas no alas gattos.
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  Speaker 8: Tell diablo Ela tembien TNA eighteen hundred dollars. I don't
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  Speaker 8: know Spanish numbers.
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  Speaker 12: Unamusqua del fantesma dula oprah in suon We'll see you, tink,
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  Speaker 12: quantar Perciento, Ian Martillo, Nuevoka, huh.
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  Speaker 8: Roll call me Esposa.
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  Speaker 12: Ella Augusta Gallagher. She heard coming on gunday Mama and
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  Speaker 12: me here Idiota.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do much more of that.
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  Speaker 1: I might to switch over to I.
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  Speaker 3: Feel like I lost in the beginning because I swear
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  Speaker 3: you asked if someone had been served at the Pancho's
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  Speaker 3: buffet by someone with chlamydia.
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  Speaker 1: I think that would require a lawsuit, don't you train Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 2: A cat in there somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that I heard cat cat Caeso, a
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  Speaker 3: fat woman ponchos.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, buffet responsible immediate, I believe was in there as well,
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  Speaker 4: like god.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let me hit the Google Translate here.
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  Speaker 8: Hello, I'm Jim Adler the Texas Hammer. Are you injured?
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  Speaker 12: Was it mostly your fault but a tiny bit someone
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  Speaker 12: else's fault?
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  Speaker 8: Call me. I'll sue their dog guys for making you
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  Speaker 8: feel responsible.
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  Speaker 12: I used to help people hurt by big trucks, but
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  Speaker 12: I'm expanding into other dangerous areas. Have you fallen face
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  Speaker 12: first into a Punchos buffet? Those sneeze guards don't support
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  Speaker 12: the body weight of an average person, let alone a
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  Speaker 12: regular buffet customer, so how can they expect to protect
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  Speaker 12: their ravenous customers. I had a client jump face first
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  Speaker 12: into the refried beans, melted part of her face.
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  Speaker 8: Some of it dripped into the case, which was then
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  Speaker 8: eaten by a rabbit carrot.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are closer in your translation.
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  Speaker 12: With my help, she got a full refund. The fat lady,
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  Speaker 12: not the rabbit cat. I represent people, not devil cats.
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  Speaker 12: She also got eighteen hundred dollars and a Phantom of
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  Speaker 12: the Opera mask in her pocket. I got forty percent
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  Speaker 12: in a new hammer, which I'm going to use to
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  Speaker 12: role play with my wife. She's really into Gallagher. If
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  Speaker 12: you've been hurt by a big truck, you call my
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  Speaker 12: idiot son.
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  Speaker 8: But if you've jumped me first into a.
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  Speaker 12: Poncho's buffet, call me. I'm Jim Adler the Poncho's hammer.
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  Speaker 2: Well up, yeah, you would know.
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  Speaker 1: with you on Monday, March third, twenty twenty five. Trey,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: what was it you're asking me in the break? Uh?
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  Speaker 9: What was it?
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  Speaker 2: How did you say the I am the Poncho's Hammer
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  Speaker 2: in Spanish?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, let's see. You're gonna go back to my Google
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  Speaker 1: trend late m Sey Jim Adler, Uh, soy.
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  Speaker 8: Jim Andler El Martino de Pancho.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he zoy Jim Adler, El Martino de Pancho, the
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  Speaker 1: Poncho's Hammer. Okay, El martinod Puncho. I know what the
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  Speaker 1: title of this episode is, and I was friends with Gallagher.
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  Speaker 4: Leo is my buddy.
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  Speaker 2: He lives.
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  Speaker 1: He lives in the bedroom of mister and Missus Adler.
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  Speaker 1: It's a really really specific fetish. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: see in real life. Jim Adler dressed up as Gallagher.
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  Speaker 1: Oh God help us all I really got to start
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  Speaker 1: doing my impressions at the end of the show. Some
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  Speaker 1: throat can recover accordingly, uh ah, all right, changing gears
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  Speaker 1: just a little bit. In the year twenty twenty, an
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Italian man got into an argument with his wife and
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  Speaker 1: he took a long walk to cool off. Police found
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  Speaker 1: him a week later, two hundred and eighty miles away
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  Speaker 1: from home.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what they were fighting about. And
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  Speaker 1: this was back during COVID, so it's it's COVID era Italy,
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  Speaker 1: so most of the country was on lockdown. Police I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't say pulled him over, you know, because he was walking.
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  Speaker 1: But the reason why they stopped him was because he
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  Speaker 1: was out past curfew because in twenty twenty, I guess
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  Speaker 1: the town he was walking through at the time had
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  Speaker 1: a curfew for COVID and he was out past it.
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  Speaker 1: So they gave him like an almost five hundred dollars
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  Speaker 1: ticket for being out past curfew, all because a week
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  Speaker 1: earlier he had gotten into a fight with his wife
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  Speaker 1: and needed a walk to cool off. And he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: found for a week and two hundred and eighty miles away.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I've had some women pissed me off in
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: my day, but you're talking about forty miles a day
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  Speaker 3: for a week.
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  Speaker 1: And had it not been for the police detaining him
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  Speaker 1: after curfew, which they had during COVID when this happened
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  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty, he might still be walking. We'll never know.
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  Speaker 2: The Italian Forrest Gump.
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  Speaker 1: I was pretty tired a bit said something made me mad,
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  Speaker 1: you know, But with an Italian accent, I kept walking.
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  Speaker 1: I think I could do that. I don't think I
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  Speaker 1: can do that impersonation with an Italian accent. That's where
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  Speaker 1: the guys that make a living, like an actual living
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: doing impressions. Impersonations. Yeah, wow me. I mean, because being
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  Speaker 1: able to throw your voice enough to sound like another
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  Speaker 1: human that's very distinct is an amazing talent. But then
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: being able to add a twist to it, like say
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  Speaker 1: some other accent on top of it, I mind blowing
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  Speaker 1: as far as I'm concerned. But yeah, A forty eight
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  Speaker 1: year old man walked for a week until he was
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  Speaker 1: stopped by police on a coastal highway in Italy, two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and eighty miles away from his home. He started
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  Speaker 1: in Como, Italy and ended up in Fano. While speaking
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  Speaker 1: to authorities at two am local time, the man reportedly
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  Speaker 1: told them I came here on foot, I didn't use
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  Speaker 1: any transport. I met people who offered me food and drink.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: He says, I'm okay, just a bit tired. He is
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: the Italian for his gum.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Just a bit tired of that bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. Despite his attempts to explain the situation, police find
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  Speaker 1: the man four hundred and eighty five dollars for being
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  Speaker 1: out past the city's mandated COVID nineteen quarantine curfew. They
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  Speaker 1: later checked the man's idea in their database and learned
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: that his wife had reported him missing. Authorities contacted the wife,
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  Speaker 1: who traveled to Fano to get her wandering husband, who
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: was put up in a hotel until she arrived. In
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: the wake of the fine, users on social media expressed
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: their opinions over the story. Argued the man should have
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: should not have been given a penalty. Some said he
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: should have been rewarded with a pair of new shoes. Okay,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: and we're still left in the lurch five years later,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: five years later, we still don't know what the fight
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  Speaker 1: was about that sent this man on a walk for
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: two hundred and eighty miles, and again, had it not
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  Speaker 1: been for the police, he might still be going.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never been that mad. I mean I've been mad,
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  Speaker 4: but like not two hundred and eighty miles.
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  Speaker 1: My memory is not good enough to stay that mad
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  Speaker 1: for a week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like something else will happen that will replace that
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  Speaker 1: memory or just push it really, really really far down
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: the memory banks, and other things will happen, they get
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: stacked on top. I'm not gonna be able to remember
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I would start walking and I'd get
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: distracted by Jim Oudler billboard and you know, have.
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  Speaker 8: You followed face first into a punt Jos puffet.
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  Speaker 1: Not?
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Just do it in Italian?
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: That'd be great.
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  Speaker 8: Are you afraid of your wife?
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  Speaker 1: Did I forget to do birthdays?
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  Speaker 9: You did?
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  Speaker 1: You did?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, we got sidetracked with so many wonderful things.
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  Speaker 1: Florida and Spanish, Jim Adler and the Italian man who
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: went for a week long walk. Ah, some good stuff.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: And I've still got other good things. But now I
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: don't know what I should do. You know, look at
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: birthdays for yourself. Why do I always have to be
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: the person that does it for you? Ah? But there
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: is one last little thing that I need to share
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  Speaker 1: with you inside the Treehouse today before we close up,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: and that is some really excellent advice from the Commerce City,
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  Speaker 1: Colorado Police Department. They recently posted on their Facebook page,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: don't be waving a gun around in Walmart. Just another
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: don't do it here. Commerce City, Colorado Police Department on
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  Speaker 1: their Facebook last week said don't be waving a gun
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  Speaker 1: around at Walmart. There's some solid community policing.
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  Speaker 2: Right there, solid life advice.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like I feel like this
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  Speaker 1: advice would would carry over from one town to just
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: about any town that has a Walmart. Don't go waving
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: a gun around in Walmart. Of course, that's Colorado. They
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: do that in Texas. You wave a gun around a
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Walmart and you end up getting shot yourself. Yeah, I'm
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: pretty fascinated by that. I got I gotta get a
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: little bit of context here. On February sixteenth, Oh, this
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: is actually a while back. Commerce City Police in Colorado
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: responded to a call at the walmart. According to police,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: the suspect was seen on surveillance footage waving the gun
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: in the store and then placing it in a backpack.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Body camera footage shows police officers confronting the suspect in
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: the store. The suspect begins to reach for that backpack,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: and police immediately apprehended. Police said even at the suspect
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: was carrying the gun legal league, which they said he
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: was not. It is illegal to brandish a firearm in
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: a threatening way for no reason. The suspect was facing
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: a charge of unlawfully carrying a concealed firearm. However, police
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: learned he's a convicted felon and is facing an additional
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: charge of possession of a weapon by a previous offender.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: And the hits just keep on coming all this little Walmart, Walmart,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: the people of Walmart still going strong thet They don't
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: really seem to change, nor do they seem to want
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: to either.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: It's not I'm telling you, it's that Colorado weed. That's
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: what's getting everybody. It's just a different strain hits you a.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Little different up there.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Altitude.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: That would be my that would be my claim left
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: and right. I'm from low Land. I'm not used to
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: this altitude. Nuts, that's your defends. Why do you have
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: a gun altitude?
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: That's it?
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Doesn't I wonder if if if in all the strains
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: of weed they have now, I wonder if they have
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: a Florida strain.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't. I don't think that's for anybody. I
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: think even the drug dealers would say, no, we can't.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: You have to destroy that.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I can't have that.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: That's the strain that makes Jim Dler speak Spanish.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Old.
• 42:47
  Speaker 12: Jim Handler El Martin on the tight House. Have you
• 42:51
  Speaker 12: been made sick by thin air and everglade Polo's a strain?
• 42:59
  Speaker 12: Have you been taken over by the swamp grass?
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  Speaker 8: You're sorry?
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