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EXTRA! EXTRA! Watch This Space - October 2023 · The Steve & Jeff Show

• 0:04
  SPEAKER_00: Well, hey everybody.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome to a special extra episode of the Steve and Jeff Show.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_00: I'm Steve.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh, oh, that's right.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: Jeff.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_00: Jeff is not here.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_00: Jeff is scouting locations, not just nationally, but worldwide.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_00: Worldwide, ladies and gentlemen, for the millions.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: Let's be honest, the millions of listeners out there who deserve an international presence, an international scope, an international feel to their show, to the show that they come back to time after time.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: I just wanted to come here and tell you that we've got some exciting things coming.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: Do watch this space, ladies and gentlemen, because we, you know, we're still dealing with that great producer crisis of 2023, and we are beginning to think, you know, maybe we got ghosted by our producer.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: And if we got ghosted, you know, in the spirit of comedy, we're gonna contact her.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: We've got some ways to contact her, ladies and gentlemen.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: You just watch.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: And Jeff is scouting out some places that, well, you know, ladies and gentlemen, the world has become a dangerous place, hasn't it?
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_00: Kind of a dangerous place these days.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_00: And and maybe that danger, maybe that can be turned to your advantage because Jeff is scouting out some dangerous places that can be fun and save you money as well.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_00: So be listening, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_00: We will soon have new shows up.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: Until then, we just wanted to leave you with this new product from one of our great sponsors, those good people on both sides at Appropriation Station, and their new product, Souls on Fire Kimchi.
• 1:38
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• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: Souls on Fire saves you that trip to Koreatown for your daily kimchi fix, and you can count on us to give you that authentic Korean spice.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: Like we always say at the kitchens of Appropriation Station, if your scalp don't sweat, not spicy enough yet.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: Souls on Fire Kimchi is not just for breakfast anymore, it can make any meal an exciting international experience.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: Try it with cheeseburgers for a peppy change of pace from fries.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: Bring it to the church picnic and watch that dull dried chicken turn into a happy feast.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: Serve it to guests and they will think you have a very cool multicultural edge, even if you don't.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_00: It's cabbage, it's spicy, it's left out overnight.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: What's not to like?
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: Try some today.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: Souls on Fire Kimchi.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: You've earned the burn.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: Well, hey, I don't know about you, but I'm gonna run out and get some kimchi now.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_00: So I'll be back soon, and Jeff will be back, and we will have another show soon, ladies and gentlemen.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: So keep those dials tuned.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, if there are dials.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if they're dials.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Really are there dials?
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think they're dials.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_00: But anyway, keep them tuned, ladies and gentlemen, and we'll be back soon.