Latest / INSPIRE STORY / #0129_ STORY INSPIRE: War Crimes, Venezuela & The Wildest Headlines in America
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. A
- 0:04Speaker 1: young man killed his parents in Long Island in a
- 0:09Speaker 1: Long Island deli. And I read about this on Long Island.
- 0:16Speaker 1: There is a deli, I believe in Bethpage, and a
- 0:20Speaker 1: young man who was troubled, he had a drug addiction,
- 0:25Speaker 1: killed both of his parents, I believe, stab them to
- 0:29Speaker 1: death in a Long Island deli. And I don't like
- 0:34Speaker 1: hearing that because that's where I grew up. And I
- 0:40Speaker 1: don't like to hear that. Now, this isn't as rare
- 0:46Speaker 1: as you'd think on Long Island. There's actually a lot
- 0:49Speaker 1: of people who do kill their parents. This is true.
- 0:55Speaker 1: And it's something that it's something that's just hangs in
- 0:59Speaker 1: the air is that people kill their parents on Long Island.
- 1:03Speaker 1: This is not something that's completely unheard of. Unfortunately, this
- 1:07Speaker 1: does happen. And, you know, I get it. Obviously I
- 1:15Speaker 1: would never kill my parents and I would never want
- 1:17Speaker 1: anyone to be killed. And I would never want anyone's
- 1:20Speaker 1: parents to be killed. And I would certainly never want
- 1:22Speaker 1: anyone to be killed in a deli, which would be
- 1:24Speaker 1: a place of love and, kind of you know reflection
- 1:28Speaker 1: that's what a deli is you should be able to
- 1:30Speaker 1: kind of eat and kind of reflect on your day
- 1:33Speaker 1: your week your month your year um the trajectory of
- 1:38Speaker 1: your life whatever i mean sitting in a deli should
- 1:42Speaker 1: be peaceful you should not be dealing with a guy
- 1:45Speaker 1: who came in to stab his parents but just knowing
- 1:49Speaker 1: a lot of people on long island and knowing kind of.
- 1:53Speaker 2: You know, that whole thing, that whole dynamic.
- 1:56Speaker 1: I'm trying to be very careful about how I say this,
- 1:58Speaker 1: but I can understand, and I obviously would never condone it.
- 2:05Speaker 2: Obviously.
- 2:06Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how many disclaimers I need here,
- 2:08Speaker 1: but I think that fans and the listeners know what
- 2:11Speaker 1: I'm trying to say. I understand this. I do not
- 2:17Speaker 1: agree with it. but I have met enough people on
- 2:21Speaker 1: that island. You know, I grew up there. I lived
- 2:24Speaker 1: there for many years. And I get, and here's the
- 2:28Speaker 1: other thing people aren't going to like, I get doing
- 2:30Speaker 1: both of them. Because if you kill one of your
- 2:34Speaker 1: parents on Long Island, the other one will just become
- 2:37Speaker 1: such a cunt. I mean, gender unimportant. If you kill
- 2:43Speaker 1: one of your parents on Long Island, the other parent,
- 2:47Speaker 1: will become so insufferable and they will use it as
- 2:51Speaker 1: a way, by the way, to constantly, it'll be like
- 2:59Speaker 1: you killed them. Like the one that survives will complain
- 3:03Speaker 1: so much. Not that they even love their significant other
- 3:07Speaker 1: that much either. They will just use it forever. My
- 3:14Speaker 1: son killed my husband. Like it will, it'll never end.
- 3:19Speaker 1: It will never end. So I get having to kind
- 3:24Speaker 1: of do them both to get rid of both of
- 3:28Speaker 1: them because you go, I'll, if I kill one of
- 3:31Speaker 1: these people, I will never hear the end of it.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Just because of the types of, you know, the personality types, right?
- 3:40Speaker 1: And now this guy, police said a man and woman
- 3:45Speaker 1: were stabbed to death just after 9 a.m. Thursday in
- 3:47Speaker 1: the deli they had owned for decades. A man was
- 3:50Speaker 1: taken into custody shortly after. And while police did not
- 3:53Speaker 1: confirm the individual's identity or his relationship to the victims,
- 3:57Speaker 1: friends of the shop owner said the man was one
- 3:59Speaker 1: of the couple's three sons. His hands was bloody. His
- 4:03Speaker 1: clothes were bloody. And he was just leaning on his car.
- 4:07Speaker 1: I didn't know anything that happened at the time, but
- 4:08Speaker 1: he just sat on his car. said witness Brandon James.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Near the crime scene, the daughter, the owner's daughter was inconsolable.
- 4:17Speaker 1: His friends comforted her inside the deli. Another man saw
- 4:21Speaker 1: the man walk out from the back of the shop.
- 4:25Speaker 1: I just seen the sun walking out. I mean, this
- 4:28Speaker 1: is really, I mean, these quotes, the grammar in these quotes,
- 4:32Speaker 1: these Long Island goons, they can barely speak. I just
- 4:36Speaker 1: seen the sun walking out. And he says that I
- 4:40Speaker 1: stabbed my parents and that was it. He was very
- 4:44Speaker 1: cool like nothing happened. I mean, what? These are the
- 4:49Speaker 1: actual quotes from the article. I just see the sun
- 4:52Speaker 1: walking out and he says that, hey, I stabbed my parents.
- 4:58Speaker 1: And that was it. Can you believe this guy?
- 5:03Speaker 3: This guy comes out, he goes, I stabbed my parents.
- 5:12Speaker 3: I stabbed my mama and my papa.
- 5:17Speaker 1: It's so fucked up, you stab him in a deli,
- 5:19Speaker 1: 9 a.m., the smell of bacon on the griddle, the
- 5:23Speaker 1: smell of bacon on the griddle. You've got a bacon, egg,
- 5:27Speaker 1: and cheese waiting for you, and this guy comes in,
- 5:33Speaker 1: Because this was someone's favorite deli. You know, everyone in
- 5:36Speaker 1: Long Island has a deli. I grew up with great delis.
- 5:41Speaker 1: You know, there are fewer and there are few and
- 5:44Speaker 1: far between now. That doesn't mean there's not a lot
- 5:48Speaker 1: of delis, but the ones that I grew up with
- 5:49Speaker 1: were truly great.
- 5:52Speaker 2: I don't know anything about this deli.
- 5:53Speaker 1: And I'm sure I'll hear from friends and people. They're like,
- 5:56Speaker 1: I know the people or I've been to that deli
- 5:59Speaker 1: or I whatever. Or someone will always have a beef.
- 6:01Speaker 1: They'll be like, well, I actually didn't like them that much.
- 6:05Speaker 1: But a Long Island deli in the morning is one
- 6:09Speaker 1: of the greatest places you could ever be. A Long
- 6:13Speaker 1: Island deli in the morning is one of the greatest
- 6:15Speaker 1: places you can ever be because everyone really, people don't
- 6:19Speaker 1: go to a Long Island deli to start the day.
- 6:21Speaker 1: They go to finish the day. They go to the,
- 6:24Speaker 1: it's the end of the day. If you go to
- 6:27Speaker 1: a Long Island deli, you hit image of this deli.
- 6:30Speaker 1: Let's see what this deli looks like. I'm getting hungry.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Was this a, this looks like a little, was this
- 6:40Speaker 1: a little bit of an Italian deli? Yeah. Yeah, a
- 6:43Speaker 1: lot of these are Italian delis and they got a
- 6:45Speaker 1: little pizza happening as well. I wonder if they, yeah,
- 6:52Speaker 1: they did breakfast, of course. That's the thing about a
- 6:54Speaker 1: Long Island deli. You know, when you're in Manhattan or
- 6:58Speaker 1: you're in wherever you are and you're in a place,
- 7:02Speaker 1: people are getting their egg whites, turkey, hot sauce because
- 7:06Speaker 1: they're starting the day and they're going to go make
- 7:09Speaker 1: a million dollars and get a wife. But Long Island
- 7:14Speaker 1: delis are where you go to end the day. You
- 7:18Speaker 1: get the caloric intake of the day in one sandwich,
- 7:24Speaker 1: and then you go sit in an office and do
- 7:29Speaker 1: nothing except read comments on the internet and go insane.
- 7:35Speaker 1: That's the entire day of Long Island's your life. It's
- 7:40Speaker 1: actually not bad. You eat so much food you get.
- 7:45Speaker 1: Once you have finished your breakfast on Long Island, you
- 7:48Speaker 1: are done. You're done. It's two or three eggs, bacon,
- 7:52Speaker 1: American cheese, salt, pepper, ketchup on a roll. Some people
- 7:56Speaker 1: will do a hungry man hero that includes a hash
- 7:58Speaker 1: brown and ham. That's a little excessive. In my opinion...
- 8:03Speaker 1: You might get a chocolate milk, a Ronnie Brook Farms,
- 8:06Speaker 1: perhaps a Nestle Quick. And a lot of these people
- 8:09Speaker 1: chase that with a Siggy or they'll chase it with
- 8:13Speaker 1: a nice big tall cup of coffee with a lot
- 8:15Speaker 1: of coffee creamer. You might see French vanilla. French vanilla
- 8:19Speaker 1: is a big coffee creamer out on the island. But
- 8:22Speaker 1: some people might do a little holiday cookie creamer, a
- 8:25Speaker 1: little amaretto, a little hazelnut, whatever floats your boat.
- 8:30Speaker 2: And then you just go sit in an office.
- 8:34Speaker 1: And read things on the internet that make you insane.
- 8:42Speaker 1: And then you eat lunch. And then you go home
- 8:46Speaker 1: and you sit in your house and you eat again.
- 8:51Speaker 1: And maybe you go out to dinner or to a bar.
- 8:57Speaker 2: And drink.
- 9:00Speaker 1: And this is it. So this is a holy sacrament
- 9:04Speaker 1: in the morning, the bacon, egg, and cheese in Long Island,
- 9:06Speaker 1: and this guy went in and he stabbed his two
- 9:09Speaker 1: parents in the deli. Mamma mia. Let's watch a little
- 9:14Speaker 1: bit of this news story here. Again, this is from,
- 9:20Speaker 1: and I had to cover this right up front, and
- 9:21Speaker 1: then we'll get into, like, I don't know, what is
- 9:24Speaker 1: Pete Hegseth doing? He's killing a fisherman there in Venezuela? Yeah.
- 9:28Speaker 1: But we'll get into that. We'll get into that. He
- 9:31Speaker 1: just wants to kill people, that guy. Have you seen
- 9:33Speaker 1: that guy's face? And I think he killed only two people.
- 9:38Speaker 1: Here's the thing. In America, that's like a thing if
- 9:42Speaker 1: you kill a few people. You got to kill a
- 9:44Speaker 1: lot of people for us to turn the other way.
- 9:47Speaker 1: You kill two people, we're all over that. You need
- 9:51Speaker 1: to kill so many people that, frankly, we get kind
- 9:56Speaker 1: of like, you know, overwhelmed. You get overwhelmed if they
- 10:01Speaker 1: started killing so many people over there in Venezuela.
- 10:04Speaker 2: You could find a justification for it.
- 10:06Speaker 1: You get overwhelmed. You go, yeah, I guess there's a
- 10:07Speaker 1: reason they're killing all those people. But you kill a
- 10:10Speaker 1: few people. It's confusing. I'm like, why are you doing that?
- 10:13Speaker 1: What's that one boat? What's that one little tiny boat
- 10:17Speaker 1: that he's... How many drugs are on that little boat?
- 10:22Speaker 1: All right, let's watch this here. Double murder Long Island
- 10:27Speaker 1: place of my birth in a deli, no less. Come on.
- 10:30Speaker 4: It's a Long Island where a man is in custody
- 10:32Speaker 4: tonight accused of brutally stabbing and killing the owners of
- 10:36Speaker 4: a beloved deli. It happened during the breakfast rush and witnesses.
- 10:40Speaker 1: Now, by the way, by the way, So they've already,
- 10:43Speaker 1: they're letting you know what a big deal that breakfast
- 10:46Speaker 1: rush is. He just wants to let you know. First
- 10:51Speaker 1: of all, we've already moved on past the stabbing. Now
- 10:54Speaker 1: we're all going, wow, it's the breakfast rush. It's the
- 10:59Speaker 1: height of the morning. This is the big Long Island.
- 11:03Speaker 1: It's about mornings and nights. The days are nothing. The
- 11:07Speaker 1: days are kind of nothing. No matter how much money
- 11:09Speaker 1: you have, if you live out in the Hamptons, the
- 11:10Speaker 1: days are nothing. You kind of like wander around an
- 11:13Speaker 1: empty beach and take a pill or something. And if
- 11:17Speaker 1: you have no money, the days are nothing because you
- 11:19Speaker 1: sit in like a debt collection office and call people
- 11:21Speaker 1: and threaten them, even though you also have no money. Now,
- 11:25Speaker 1: so he's saying it's the breakfast rush. There's hash browns.
- 11:29Speaker 1: People are on the grill. And this guy's going to
- 11:32Speaker 1: kill people in the morning? It's crazy.
- 11:34Speaker 5: Go on.
- 11:35Speaker 4: They believe the alleged killer is the couple's own son.
- 11:46Speaker 6: Yeah, David, it happened here at A & A Deli,
- 11:48Speaker 6: and anybody who has ever been into this deli say
- 11:51Speaker 6: that the owners were just amazing people. If you went
- 11:54Speaker 6: in here, you didn't have enough change, you didn't have
- 11:57Speaker 6: enough money. They would always just say, forget about it,
- 12:00Speaker 6: come back tomorrow, come back next week. It wasn't a
- 12:03Speaker 6: big deal. Very kind, very generous, and they are all
- 12:06Speaker 6: trying to make sense of this senseless tragedy. Crime scene detectives.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on a minute. Go back to just
- 12:15Speaker 1: Go back to see her. This is to just educate
- 12:18Speaker 1: people that don't know where I'm from in my life.
- 12:21Speaker 1: This is where I come from. Okay. Just go back again, please.
- 12:25Speaker 1: And just try to freeze it on that Asian woman. Yeah.
- 12:28Speaker 1: See if we can, can we get some light on
- 12:30Speaker 1: that so I can see it? Yeah. Just freeze. Oh,
- 12:32Speaker 1: you can't freeze it without damage. You have a Carvel
- 12:36Speaker 1: ice cream right next to this Italian deli where I
- 12:41Speaker 1: come from. I should be 900 pounds. You are so,
- 12:46Speaker 1: I mean, you're so destroyed every day of your life.
- 12:53Speaker 2: This is a deli that also has pizza. Do you
- 12:56Speaker 2: understand what I mean?
- 12:57Speaker 1: It's like a deli that goes, just also eat pizza
- 13:00Speaker 1: while you're here. Just eat pizza while you're shopping. And
- 13:03Speaker 1: then next to it, there's ice cream. It's unreal. And
- 13:06Speaker 1: this story, I don't know why this story got me
- 13:08Speaker 1: so much. You know, again, this show has become so
- 13:11Speaker 1: big and we talk about so many of these things. Blah, bitty, blah, bitty, blah.
- 13:17Speaker 1: I'm in D.C. this weekend at the D.C. Improv and
- 13:19Speaker 1: I get invited to all these, you know, Christmas things
- 13:22Speaker 1: that are going on around Washington. I really don't think
- 13:23Speaker 1: I'm going to go to any of them because I
- 13:26Speaker 1: really just trash these people on the show. And then
- 13:29Speaker 1: it's weird to kind of see them. If you see them,
- 13:32Speaker 1: you're eating a little meatball at some big party or event.
- 13:36Speaker 1: But I also may go. But because the food will
- 13:40Speaker 1: be free. But I don't want to be attacked by
- 13:44Speaker 1: Kash Patel's girlfriend in D.C. What's her name? Alexis Wilkins.
- 13:49Speaker 1: I don't want to be attacked by Alexis Wilkins in D.C.
- 13:53Speaker 2: I don't want to be attacked by this woman.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Or worse, what if she's singing Christmas songs? That's even worse.
- 14:05Speaker 1: I don't want to be, you know, I'm like, I'm like,
- 14:08Speaker 1: I'm eating a tiny crab cake in the corner. And
- 14:11Speaker 1: then I'm, I'm, I just, I just, it's Alexis Wilkins.
- 14:17Speaker 1: I see her from the corner of the room and
- 14:19Speaker 1: she makes it beeline to me. I'll just FaceTime Candace
- 14:23Speaker 1: Owens and hold my phone out like a cross. You
- 14:26Speaker 1: are repelled. All right, let's go back to this here because, but,
- 14:30Speaker 1: and here's what I mean. Here's my point. You can't
- 14:32Speaker 1: forget where you came from. And where I come from
- 14:35Speaker 1: truly is, and I don't say this with any joy,
- 14:38Speaker 1: the worst people in the world. I mean, there is nothing.
- 14:42Speaker 1: This man killed his parents during the breakfast rush. They
- 14:46Speaker 1: are without conscience, and they don't care. Here they are.
- 14:51Speaker 6: Right next to Bottle Depot.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Do you understand the hell that I come from? It
- 15:05Speaker 2: is an Italian deli.
- 15:06Speaker 1: It is sandwiched in between Carvel Ice Cream and Bottle Depot,
- 15:11Speaker 1: a place where you buy alcohol, you drink it, and
- 15:14Speaker 1: then you die. I'm telling you right now, you need
- 15:17Speaker 1: to understand where I am from, and we must celebrate
- 15:22Speaker 1: the fact that I have crawled out of that pit,
- 15:26Speaker 1: but kind of also now looking at that strip mall,
- 15:28Speaker 1: want to crawl back in it. Because I have realized,
- 15:32Speaker 1: meeting all the people I've met and seeing what I've seen,
- 15:34Speaker 1: I've kind of realized that as bad as Long Island is,
- 15:41Speaker 1: it is the natural state of life. Long Island is
- 15:46Speaker 1: the natural state of life, which is why it's so ugly.
- 15:49Speaker 1: We hate seeing it. We don't like seeing it because
- 15:52Speaker 1: it is life in its natural state. Truly, which is like... Gross...
- 16:00Speaker 1: and cruel, and that's what it is. And that's why
- 16:05Speaker 1: I appreciate it now when I go back there. I
- 16:10Speaker 1: appreciate it for what it is, which is it is
- 16:12Speaker 1: just the raw state of what we've done here. This
- 16:17Speaker 1: is the suburbs. This is what we've done. This is
- 16:21Speaker 1: what society really is. It's not like some quaint little town.
- 16:26Speaker 1: It's not like a little Gilmore girls town where everybody's
- 16:29Speaker 1: like knows each other.
- 16:31Speaker 2: And you know, everybody's, Oh, I love the soup.
- 16:35Speaker 1: They make it the organic grocer and we're going to
- 16:38Speaker 1: go with lentil soup day. And no, that's not what
- 16:42Speaker 1: it is. What civilization really is, is bottle Depot.
- 16:49Speaker 2: And someone who's killing their parents in the deli.
- 16:52Speaker 1: This is what America is now. It's the culmination of
- 16:58Speaker 1: everything we've ever done. By the way, when you look
- 17:01Speaker 1: around at America, it's the culmination of everything we've ever done.
- 17:05Speaker 2: There are no surprises. Nothing is shocking.
- 17:09Speaker 1: If you have even the smallest amount of intelligence, there's.
- 17:13Speaker 2: Nothing, there's no trend where you go, how'd we get here?
- 17:16Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, wow. This went left.
- 17:22Speaker 2: No, it didn't.
- 17:22Speaker 1: This went exactly to where it was going to go.
- 17:27Speaker 2: This went to.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Exactly the place that anyone could have predicted it was
- 17:34Speaker 1: going to go. The suburban sprawl, the poison, the drugs,
- 17:39Speaker 1: the alcohol, the consumerism, the food, the hatred, the division,
- 17:45Speaker 1: all of it, all of it across the board.
- 17:51Speaker 1: This is what it looks like. This is what it
- 17:54Speaker 1: looks like. We have zero national purpose anymore. The people
- 18:01Speaker 1: that are trying to introduce a national purpose are trying to...
- 18:06Speaker 1: It's only about dominating the people they disagree with. The
- 18:10Speaker 1: only national purpose that anyone puts forward is to destroy
- 18:13Speaker 1: half their country. That's the only purpose that anyone's put forward,
- 18:17Speaker 1: by the way. Everyone's like, oh, we got a national purpose.
- 18:21Speaker 1: Women shouldn't vote.
- 18:22Speaker 2: Kill gays.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Kill them. Burn them. Or the other side, their national
- 18:27Speaker 1: purpose is to just infect everybody with whatever madness spell
- 18:35Speaker 1: they're under. So that's the problem in the body politic
- 18:38Speaker 1: is that there is no purpose that doesn't involve destroying women.
- 18:44Speaker 1: half of the country we we don't have one we
- 18:48Speaker 1: don't have one on any level by the way there's
- 18:51Speaker 1: there's not one thing we can agree so the only
- 18:54Speaker 1: people in our society who've agreed on anything all run
- 18:59Speaker 1: ai companies they're the oh think about this these are
- 19:03Speaker 1: the only people who agree on anything are Silicon Valley
- 19:10Speaker 1: AI entrepreneurs, and they all agree that we should leave
- 19:14Speaker 1: the planet. And by we, they mean them. And that's
- 19:18Speaker 1: the only people that are in agreement. Everyone else is like,
- 19:22Speaker 1: we just, they're at Bottle Depot, they're at the Italian
- 19:26Speaker 1: Deli with pizza, or they're at the Carvel ice cream.
- 19:29Speaker 1: And if you go, get a vanilla milkshake with chocolate
- 19:32Speaker 1: chip and crunchy, swirl through the shake. It's unreal.
- 19:34Speaker 5: It's unreal.
- 19:37Speaker 1: But that's what I mean. You have two sides. You
- 19:39Speaker 1: have one side that wants to dominate the other side.
- 19:43Speaker 1: Both sides want to kill the other side. And then
- 19:45Speaker 1: the only people who've agreed, the only agreement we have
- 19:48Speaker 1: in our country right now is in San Francisco, Palo Alto,
- 19:54Speaker 1: Menlo Park. These are the only people that have agreed.
- 19:59Speaker 1: And they've agreed that borders and countries are fake. They've
- 20:04Speaker 1: agreed that governments have no legitimacy to tell them what
- 20:08Speaker 1: to do or to limit, uh, um, their products. They've
- 20:14Speaker 1: agreed that the earth as a planet is kind of
- 20:19Speaker 1: getting old and maybe it's time to shed that and
- 20:23Speaker 1: get out of here. They've agreed that humanity itself should
- 20:27Speaker 1: go away and should be augmented with superior technology. Uh,
- 20:33Speaker 1: so that AI doesn't defeat us, we must merge with it.
- 20:37Speaker 1: All of those decisions have been made. They believe we
- 20:40Speaker 1: should live in a surveillance state and they believe that
- 20:44Speaker 1: we will live in a kind of feudal system where
- 20:49Speaker 1: digital money, crypto will reign supreme and that we will
- 20:57Speaker 1: have sort of a digital surveillance and police state. They're
- 21:01Speaker 1: all agreed. They're all agreed. Everyone else fighting about abortion.
- 21:06Speaker 1: They're fully on agreed to the left, to the right.
- 21:11Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. They don't care. So they're the only
- 21:14Speaker 1: people in America that have a national purpose. If you
- 21:16Speaker 1: talk to the AI people, they're busy. They fully have
- 21:20Speaker 1: a national purpose. They have a purpose. They get it.
- 21:23Speaker 1: Defeat China, be the leader in AI technology, leave the planet,
- 21:29Speaker 1: enslave the population. Fully on board. They have a purpose.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Everybody else, Bottle Depot, going over to the methadone clinic.
- 21:39Speaker 1: This is the state of the country. It's everything that
- 21:43Speaker 1: we've ever done has led to this. Every decision that
- 21:46Speaker 1: we've ever made from urban planning to architecture, every level
- 21:52Speaker 1: of government, state, local, federal, all of these things add
- 21:55Speaker 1: up to what you're looking at right now. There's strip malls.
- 21:59Speaker 1: where a drug addict stabs two of his parents in
- 22:01Speaker 1: the deli that they own. This is a horrible story, obviously,
- 22:05Speaker 1: but everything leads to this. Everything leads to this. Let's
- 22:10Speaker 1: watch a little bit more here. They were just hardworking people.
- 22:16Speaker 1: You know, I mean, a staple, like, in this neighborhood
- 22:19Speaker 1: for so long. Like, it's crazy to believe they're not
- 22:21Speaker 1: here anymore. Where's my sandwich? That's what she wanted to say.
- 22:27Speaker 1: By the way, I know they're dead. Where's the food?
- 22:31Speaker 1: I've been standing here 45 minutes. Can one of their
- 22:35Speaker 1: children fry an egg? One of the ones that didn't
- 22:38Speaker 1: stab them? Because I've been here 45 minutes. By the way,
- 22:43Speaker 1: not to be morbid, but this is such a hot topic.
- 22:48Speaker 1: I guarantee you they love, like, Long Island, this is
- 22:51Speaker 1: such an exciting... Did you hear? It's a big thing
- 22:56Speaker 1: at the nail salon. It's going to be a big
- 22:59Speaker 1: thing in the schools, the teachers, a little coffee clutch,
- 23:02Speaker 1: a bunch of teachers get together in the break room.
- 23:05Speaker 1: Did you hear? This is going to be a big story.
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- 25:18Speaker 1: And that's what Pete Hegg's at. They're all trying to,
- 25:20Speaker 1: because Maduro, there is some relationship he has to the
- 25:23Speaker 1: drug dealers in Venezuela, obviously. Now, a lot of fentanyl
- 25:26Speaker 1: comes from China. Some of it comes in from Mexico.
- 25:30Speaker 7: Um.
- 25:31Speaker 1: I'm sure there's some coming in from Venezuela. Of course
- 25:33Speaker 1: there is. A regime change war decapitating the government? I
- 25:39Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, what are we doing? I mean,
- 25:41Speaker 1: nobody knows what we're doing. I don't think anybody knows
- 25:43Speaker 1: what we're doing here.
- 25:46Speaker 2: But I guess Pete Hegseth, our Secretary of War.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Is kind of denying that he committed a war crime
- 25:58Speaker 1: because people are now saying that top Republicans have joined
- 26:02Speaker 1: Democrats in demanding answers about the escalating military campaign the
- 26:05Speaker 1: Trump administration says is aimed at targeting drug traffickers. So
- 26:13Speaker 1: here's the thing. The remarks came in response to a
- 26:16Speaker 1: Washington Post report on Friday that said the defense secretary,
- 26:19Speaker 1: Pete Hegseth, had given a verbal order to kill everyone
- 26:23Speaker 1: aboard boats suspected of smuggling drugs, and that this led
- 26:26Speaker 1: a military commander to carry out a second strike to
- 26:28Speaker 1: kill those who had initially survived an attack in early September. Obviously,
- 26:34Speaker 1: if that occurred, that would be very serious, and I
- 26:35Speaker 1: agree that that would be an illegal act. Representative Mike Turner,
- 26:38Speaker 1: Republican of Ohio and former chairman of the Intelligence Committee,
- 26:41Speaker 1: sent on face and nation. They got to kill people.
- 26:46Speaker 1: This is what the thing is. The Epstein thing is
- 26:52Speaker 1: like an albatross around their neck. You just can't get
- 26:59Speaker 1: rid of it. They can't shake it. They're covering up
- 27:01Speaker 1: a human trafficking ring. They can't shake it. They can't
- 27:05Speaker 1: shake it. So the economy is tough. There's more layoffs
- 27:09Speaker 1: now than at any time since COVID. The economy is tanking.
- 27:16Speaker 1: people feel very apprehensive about the holiday season, shopping, getting
- 27:23Speaker 1: presents for their family. And by the way, stop. Then don't,
- 27:28Speaker 1: years later, kids get presents. Stop with the adults. I'm
- 27:31Speaker 1: telling you now. I'm telling you now. I used to
- 27:34Speaker 1: always kind of bemoan what had happened to the holidays,
- 27:36Speaker 1: and I still do. People show up in sweatpants. People
- 27:40Speaker 1: look like shit. Nobody dresses up. The food isn't good.
- 27:44Speaker 1: No one cares. People are, you know, it's just, there's
- 27:47Speaker 1: no pride in the holidays anymore. When I grew up,
- 27:50Speaker 1: my grandmother, my grandfather, there was pride and people would
- 27:53Speaker 1: dress nicely. There'd be a formal dinner. People would sit there.
- 27:57Speaker 1: There would be multiple courses of food and there would
- 27:59Speaker 1: be discussion and conversation and prayer, whatever your rituals are.
- 28:04Speaker 1: But now we don't have that. We have a lot
- 28:06Speaker 1: of people sitting on a couch and snuggies and onesies
- 28:08Speaker 1: and People all kind of look like they just got
- 28:11Speaker 1: out of rehab and they all are on pills. And
- 28:15Speaker 1: they're all just kind of sitting there. They're all PTSD
- 28:19Speaker 1: trauma victims. I don't know why, but they are because
- 28:21Speaker 1: of traffic. Because they can't handle traffic. So everybody's just
- 28:25Speaker 1: like sort of a trauma victim whose mind has been wiped.
- 28:31Speaker 1: And they're just eating like Pillsbury Dough croissants. on a
- 28:37Speaker 1: couch from Ikea. It's filthy. It's disgusting. And I, so
- 28:42Speaker 1: I bemoan the holidays and now people are actually starting
- 28:45Speaker 1: to agree with me. They're all coming around to this.
- 28:46Speaker 1: They're going, you know, you're right. You've been saying this
- 28:48Speaker 1: for years, but it's true. People are going, yeah, it
- 28:52Speaker 1: doesn't feel like the holidays anymore. And I'll, I'll tell
- 28:54Speaker 1: you why it's the lack of formality in the country.
- 28:59Speaker 1: It's the lack of formality in the country. A lot
- 29:04Speaker 1: of this is when finance was our industry, say what
- 29:08Speaker 1: you want about the finance people, they're crooks, they're scum, whatever. Sure.
- 29:14Speaker 1: But they wore a suit. The tech people are very
- 29:20Speaker 1: casual and they kind of wear much more casual clothing
- 29:29Speaker 1: than And they are the people that have the most
- 29:32Speaker 1: money now and they're the most powerful and they have
- 29:34Speaker 1: the political influence. And that tech aesthetic has infected a
- 29:42Speaker 1: lot of the elites, top tier, higher end people. And
- 29:49Speaker 1: they're walking around in jeans and they're walking around without
- 29:54Speaker 1: a tie. And maybe no one has a blazer and
- 29:57Speaker 1: maybe so. So now, by the way, it all right.
- 30:02Speaker 1: Get what are these people wear? This is what tech
- 30:04Speaker 1: people kind of wear. I mean, they look right. They're
- 30:07Speaker 1: in hoodies. They're walking around Stanford. They're nerds. They're bums.
- 30:10Speaker 5: Fine.
- 30:11Speaker 1: It's OK. Look at Bezos. Look at it. Look at him.
- 30:14Speaker 1: This guy's one of the wealthiest people in the entire world.
- 30:17Speaker 1: And again, this outfit would be your earth science teacher.
- 30:20Speaker 1: That's what your earth science teacher would look like in 2002.
- 30:26Speaker 1: That's what your earth science teacher would look like. That
- 30:28Speaker 1: guy's one of the wealthiest men in the world. He
- 30:31Speaker 1: doesn't look it. He looks like an earth science teacher.
- 30:35Speaker 1: Because the tech people exude this kind of casual, because
- 30:41Speaker 1: they're casually destroying everything. It's the whole point. They don't
- 30:45Speaker 1: want to be too... They don't want to dress too
- 30:48Speaker 1: formally while they're, you know, instituting systems of mass death.
- 30:54Speaker 1: But they're very influential because rich people now are aping
- 31:00Speaker 1: them and looking like them. Now it bleeds all the
- 31:03Speaker 1: way down to the point where you're at your Christmas
- 31:09Speaker 1: and no one is dressed up and no one looks nice.
- 31:14Speaker 1: And it's very casual, and I think that that's one
- 31:18Speaker 1: of the reasons the holidays have declined. And I think
- 31:23Speaker 1: if you want the holidays to be better, I think
- 31:25Speaker 1: you should institute a dress code. This is something that
- 31:29Speaker 1: the Tim Dillon show is actually talking about, is actually
- 31:33Speaker 1: instituting a dress code into the holiday where people actually...
- 31:39Speaker 1: if you're going to go to the trouble of cooking
- 31:41Speaker 1: or catering or ordering food or whatever you're going to do,
- 31:45Speaker 1: people need to show up to your house. It could
- 31:47Speaker 1: not show up in sweat pants and they cannot look
- 31:52Speaker 1: like they just got out of the hospital. They cannot
- 31:55Speaker 1: show up in a hospital gown and paper slippers and
- 31:59Speaker 1: sit there. It's not a ward. It's a home. Um,
- 32:05Speaker 1: But you have a lot of anxiety about how much
- 32:08Speaker 1: money people have right now with everything happening. I think
- 32:14Speaker 1: we have like a million layoffs. I read that last night.
- 32:16Speaker 1: So here's what you're going to have to do. You're
- 32:18Speaker 1: going to have to kill people. And they look at Venezuela,
- 32:22Speaker 1: and they're a good boogeyman because they.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Were socialists, and we've never really liked them.
- 32:27Speaker 1: From Hugo Chavez, and he's a communist! He's a communist!
- 32:31Speaker 1: And then drugs... Well, do you want to get stabbed
- 32:35Speaker 1: in your deli by your drug addict son? What? So
- 32:38Speaker 1: we're going to kill Maduro. So Venezuela is like a good,
- 32:42Speaker 1: that's a good one. The Middle East is too tricky
- 32:45Speaker 1: right now. Israel and Gaza, that whole thing is, it
- 32:50Speaker 1: was too tricky. And there's a lot of bad PR
- 32:56Speaker 1: in America now with the whole Middle East. So we
- 33:01Speaker 1: got to stay out of the Middle East for a while.
- 33:03Speaker 1: So we're going back to our old bag of tricks,
- 33:06Speaker 1: which is South America. We're going back to South America
- 33:10Speaker 1: now because the Middle East got too hot. When you're
- 33:13Speaker 1: selling drugs on a block and the block becomes hot,
- 33:16Speaker 1: it means that maybe the police are surveilling it and
- 33:20Speaker 1: you got to move your operation. So what happened in
- 33:23Speaker 1: the Middle East was Israel went wild. They bombed Qatar. ally, Qatar,
- 33:32Speaker 1: we had to go, hey, you guys got to chill
- 33:34Speaker 1: the fuck out. Israel was at war with like seven countries.
- 33:38Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia, our boy over there.
- 33:41Speaker 7: The.
- 33:43Speaker 1: American dollar system kind of, you know, again, partially held
- 33:46Speaker 1: up by the Petrodollar. It's like the American monetary system.
- 33:52Speaker 2: There's a lot of internal.
- 33:54Speaker 1: an external strife right now regarding the last two years
- 33:59Speaker 1: in the Middle East. It's traumatic. It's traumatic. But we
- 34:04Speaker 1: still need to kill people right now to just show
- 34:08Speaker 1: people that we have a functioning government. There's no way
- 34:12Speaker 1: to show anyone that we have a functioning government unless
- 34:14Speaker 1: a guy comes on TV and goes, we're killing someone
- 34:17Speaker 1: right now. I know you're unemployed, but watch this. We're
- 34:21Speaker 1: bombing a boat. This is what people are doing. They're
- 34:24Speaker 1: in their delis waiting to get stabbed by their children,
- 34:28Speaker 1: and they're watching Fox News, and they're watching a boat
- 34:31Speaker 1: blow up, and they're going, we're still a functioning government.
- 34:35Speaker 1: And I mean, I know it's funny, but this is
- 34:38Speaker 1: absolutely true. It is right now one of the only
- 34:41Speaker 1: ways to prove that we're a functioning government is for
- 34:44Speaker 1: Pete Hanks had to go on TV and go, we're
- 34:45Speaker 1: killing someone because of the drugs. We're blowing up a boat.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Do we have a video of this? Can we get
- 34:54Speaker 1: a video of the boat being blown up? This is
- 34:59Speaker 1: how it is. This is how it is, folks. Let's
- 35:03Speaker 1: take a look at this.
- 35:04Speaker 2: See?
- 35:04Speaker 1: Look, we're a government. There it is. Boomers love this. Hey,
- 35:14Speaker 1: it may not rate with you, you fucking Zoomer. Fuck you.
- 35:20Speaker 1: Fuck you, you millennial narcissist. A boomer loves a grainy
- 35:26Speaker 1: video of a boat being blown up in a country
- 35:30Speaker 1: we didn't even know we were mad at. We didn't
- 35:33Speaker 1: even know they were the problem. We barely have heard
- 35:36Speaker 1: of them. We barely heard of it. It's like, well,
- 35:40Speaker 1: the Russia-Ukraine thing happened. Ukraine was our greatest ally, our
- 35:43Speaker 1: best friend. We hadn't even heard of these people. No
- 35:46Speaker 1: one had said anything. Because it was just Hunter Biden
- 35:49Speaker 1: and people getting, like, contracts and all these, like, Nepo
- 35:54Speaker 1: baby crackheads going to work at Ukrainian gas companies. I
- 35:58Speaker 1: wasn't getting those jobs. You weren't getting those jobs. This
- 36:02Speaker 1: was Nepo baby, political Nepo baby crack addicts having a
- 36:07Speaker 1: lot of fun over there in Kiev, you know, with
- 36:11Speaker 1: a gun in a hooker's mouth getting money. So that's
- 36:15Speaker 1: why they didn't talk much about the Ukraine. And then
- 36:18Speaker 1: Russia invaded the Ukraine, in my estimation, after we had
- 36:23Speaker 1: kind of weirdly been obsessed with the idea of including
- 36:26Speaker 1: Ukraine into NATO and then kind of instigating a little bit.
- 36:30Speaker 1: And then Russia, and again, you know, inappropriately, if it
- 36:35Speaker 1: makes anyone feel better, invaded the Ukraine. It has been
- 36:38Speaker 1: a bloody horrible war, which has been egged on by...
- 36:43Speaker 1: financial interests, weapons manufacturers in the United States and Europe.
- 36:50Speaker 1: And it's ugly. But we didn't know much about the Ukraine.
- 36:56Speaker 1: We didn't know that, like, we owed them, like, everything
- 36:59Speaker 1: in the world and that, you know, like, there would
- 37:01Speaker 1: be Ukrainian. Now, by the way, just keep in mind,
- 37:04Speaker 1: I'm not a heartless person. I feel terrible. I had
- 37:05Speaker 1: a comedian on who now lives in Texas who was Ukrainian.
- 37:09Speaker 1: I felt very bad about what happened. If I could
- 37:13Speaker 1: wave a wand, I'd have the war not happen at all.
- 37:16Speaker 1: But it was very, it's very interesting to me that
- 37:18Speaker 1: there's Ukrainian flags all over Beverly Hills, all over LA.
- 37:22Speaker 1: You see them all over everywhere. And I had no
- 37:25Speaker 1: idea how close of a relationship we had with Ukraine.
- 37:27Speaker 1: I just didn't know. I did not know that. I
- 37:31Speaker 1: didn't know it. I was surprised by it when I
- 37:36Speaker 1: saw all of the Ukrainian flags come out. And some
- 37:41Speaker 1: of these people are probably from Ukraine. I get it.
- 37:43Speaker 2: I'm not like some, like, psycho.
- 37:46Speaker 1: I just was surprised. Right now, I'm surprised by how
- 37:52Speaker 1: much Venezuela is a threat to us. Again, I didn't
- 37:59Speaker 1: know this. I'm a relatively intelligent person. I pay pretty
- 38:02Speaker 1: close attention to the news. It's my job. I had
- 38:05Speaker 1: no idea that, like, Venezuela... was responsible for all of
- 38:10Speaker 1: the drugs. I thought it was like, I don't know,
- 38:12Speaker 1: Mexico or China or like any of the countries that
- 38:17Speaker 1: we had been told were, you know, you can't start
- 38:22Speaker 1: bombing boats in China. 11 U.S. warships and 15,000 troops
- 38:26Speaker 1: now in Caribbean as Venezuela intentions escalate.
- 38:31Speaker 2: So here's the thing, folks.
- 38:33Speaker 1: A boomer likes to see a video of a boat
- 38:37Speaker 1: getting bumped.
- 38:38Speaker 2: And there's a narrative, and he's a socialist, and it
- 38:41Speaker 2: makes sense.
- 38:42Speaker 1: It fits. It's casting, and it works. It works. We
- 38:47Speaker 1: need a little bit of something going on, and this works.
- 38:51Speaker 1: It's Venezuela. It's perfect. It's perfect. Drugs are a big problem.
- 38:58Speaker 1: Drug addicts are stabbing their parents in Long Island delis.
- 39:01Speaker 1: We know it's a problem. And this kind of allows
- 39:05Speaker 1: us to do what we do. The American government barely functions.
- 39:12Speaker 1: People got to realize that. It doesn't function, really. It closes.
- 39:17Speaker 1: The shutdown happens. You know, people are in feuds all
- 39:24Speaker 1: the time. Interest groups are fighting over who owns what politician.
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- 39:40Speaker 1: legislation passed through the government, and this is, anyone will
- 39:43Speaker 1: tell you this, is like near impossible. Unless it's something
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- 45:20Speaker 1: of them believe that the government should be able to
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- 45:24Speaker 1: policies and economic policy to a degree. They believe like,
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- 45:32Speaker 1: pro gay marriage. And there's a lot of women in
- 45:35Speaker 1: leadership roles in Silicon Valley or whatever. But the reality
- 45:38Speaker 1: is none of them are progressive in the sense that
- 45:42Speaker 1: they believe that any entity outside of their multi-billion dollar
- 45:48Speaker 1: and soon to be trillion dollar corporations can regulate them.
- 45:54Speaker 1: They don't want to be regulated. They don't want anyone
- 45:56Speaker 1: telling them what to do. And this has been that
- 45:58Speaker 1: way for a pretty long time. And they believe that
- 46:01Speaker 1: the United States government tax dollars should subsidize their efforts
- 46:06Speaker 1: to build a new world that excludes anybody's right to
- 46:10Speaker 1: criticize it. That's what they're doing. They're building a new
- 46:13Speaker 1: world that excludes anyone's right to criticize it.
- 46:17Speaker 2: And here's the thing.
- 46:19Speaker 1: Now they're going, well, let's get into these ICE raids.
- 46:22Speaker 1: Let's start deporting people because what we'll be able to
- 46:25Speaker 1: do is we'll be able to curry favor with the
- 46:30Speaker 1: United States government. And they'll help with the war. You know,
- 46:34Speaker 1: they sold a bunch of tech to Israel. They'll be
- 46:38Speaker 1: helping with Venezuela, I'm sure. Palantir software is helping U.S.
- 46:42Speaker 1: Immigration and Customs Enforcement track undocumented immigrants and deport them faster.
- 46:47Speaker 1: According to federal procurement filings and interviews with people who
- 46:50Speaker 1: have knowledge of the project and who spoke on a
- 46:52Speaker 1: condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive detail. The thing is,
- 46:56Speaker 1: you're never going to get rid of however many millions
- 46:58Speaker 1: of people are in America illegally. You're never going to
- 47:01Speaker 1: get rid of them in the span of four years.
- 47:03Speaker 1: So the job of any government basically, I think, is
- 47:06Speaker 1: to enforce immigration. You're going to have to deport certain people. Absolutely. Absolutely.
- 47:12Speaker 1: You're going to deport people that have committed crimes. You're
- 47:14Speaker 1: going to deport people that are here for a pretty
- 47:16Speaker 1: short amount of time. But you need to have some
- 47:20Speaker 1: way to do it that it isn't pure chaos. And
- 47:23Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Greene said that on this show. The thing
- 47:26Speaker 1: you don't want to do is lose the plot completely
- 47:28Speaker 1: where people think that all immigration enforcement is cruelty and
- 47:32Speaker 1: it's all inhumane. And because you do need to have
- 47:35Speaker 1: a country, you need to have a border. You need
- 47:37Speaker 1: to figure out what, rights you should have as a citizen.
- 47:42Speaker 1: And it's harder and harder to do this if you
- 47:48Speaker 1: have people living in the shadows that aren't citizens, that
- 47:50Speaker 1: are in some weird legal limbo. And we have an economy.
- 47:54Speaker 1: We have a culture. We have all these things where
- 47:56Speaker 1: it's hard to assimilate people into these things overnight. So
- 48:00Speaker 1: it causes more disruption. It radicalizes people. It pushes people
- 48:05Speaker 1: to the political fringes. All the things that people supposedly
- 48:08Speaker 1: don't want. So what you need to do is you
- 48:11Speaker 1: need to regulate immigration. You need to figure out a
- 48:13Speaker 1: way that it doesn't... It's the biggest issue everywhere in
- 48:15Speaker 1: the world right now, in every single country. Every Western country,
- 48:19Speaker 1: every European country, Scandinavian countries, the UK, it's all immigration.
- 48:24Speaker 1: It's all of it. It's the biggest motivating factor that
- 48:27Speaker 1: gets people out to the polls. And it has to
- 48:31Speaker 1: be dealt with. But when you have this clumsy... you know,
- 48:37Speaker 1: kind of somewhat insane, over-the-top deportations, people are looking at
- 48:43Speaker 1: this and going, you know, and this, what, did they
- 48:45Speaker 1: use this Sabrina Carpenter song? Yeah. Play this. Let's see.
- 48:48Speaker 1: Have you ever tried this one? Have you ever tried
- 48:58Speaker 1: this one? Have you ever tried this one?
- 49:05Speaker 2: It's unserious. It's unserious. It's childish.
- 49:10Speaker 1: It's cruel. I think one of the problems with whatever
- 49:12Speaker 1: the MAGA movement has evolved into is it's duped their
- 49:16Speaker 1: hardcore followers so much that the only thing left now
- 49:19Speaker 1: is performative cruelty. And I think that, you know, when
- 49:23Speaker 1: you look at everything from the Epstein stuff to this, this,
- 49:30Speaker 1: you know, crack down on the deep state or whatever
- 49:32Speaker 1: this is, all of this stuff that hasn't happened and
- 49:37Speaker 1: hasn't materialized and, you know, this blind, unyielding support for
- 49:44Speaker 1: everything Israel does and this insane pivot to Venezuela and
- 49:51Speaker 1: the fact that, you know, save for a few dissenting voices,
- 49:55Speaker 1: we might have had more of a commitment in Iran
- 49:57Speaker 1: and It's unserious. And I think a lot of people
- 50:00Speaker 1: are looking at this and saying, well, the last thing
- 50:03Speaker 1: we have left is performative cruelty. By the way, it's
- 50:06Speaker 1: what the Democrats, the last thing they had left was
- 50:09Speaker 1: the kind of performative, woke, liberal, whatever you want to
- 50:14Speaker 1: call it, like that performative gobbledygook of just, you know, like,
- 50:19Speaker 1: you know, this holding space crap.
- 50:23Speaker 2: Where, you know, that's the last thing that they have left.
- 50:26Speaker 1: They can't deliver any material change to anyone's life. They
- 50:30Speaker 1: can't get anyone healthcare. They can't make anyone's life better.
- 50:33Speaker 1: So they're holding space. You know, the Democrats play this
- 50:37Speaker 1: game of, like, these performative kind of word games and
- 50:41Speaker 1: land acknowledgements and these weird, like, you know, pseudo prayers
- 50:47Speaker 1: that they say all the time. But that's the thing.
- 50:50Speaker 2: With MAGA, you go, wait a minute. All of this stuff.
- 50:55Speaker 1: Seems designed to, it's designed to watch on television, but
- 51:02Speaker 1: it doesn't seem real. Like you look at this Venezuela stuff,
- 51:06Speaker 1: it doesn't seem real. We'll see if this ceasefire holds.
- 51:11Speaker 1: Now they've also done good things. They've gotten rid of
- 51:15Speaker 1: certain things that I think were good. I think the
- 51:18Speaker 1: DEI stuff was good. I think closing the border was good.
- 51:20Speaker 1: They've done some good things for sure. And a lot
- 51:23Speaker 1: of people can recognize that any political movement eventually has
- 51:32Speaker 1: two parts. It has the part where there's what's actually happening,
- 51:37Speaker 1: and then the part, it's the show. The show. And
- 51:42Speaker 1: when Pete Hegseth tweets, Franklin targets narco-terrorists, you know, everyone
- 51:49Speaker 1: knows someone with a drug problem. It's a great narrative, right?
- 51:52Speaker 1: It's a great narrative. We're blowing a boat. People like it.
- 51:56Speaker 1: It's the holidays. It's December.
- 51:58Speaker 5: It's cold.
- 51:58Speaker 1: People are on their couch. They're watching TV, and they see,
- 52:03Speaker 1: and they're blowing up a boat. So let's watch a
- 52:06Speaker 1: little bit of this to just see what we're even
- 52:08Speaker 1: talking about here.
- 52:11Speaker 5: Tonight, President Trump defending, striking a boat allegedly carrying drugs
- 52:15Speaker 5: to the U.S. twice in early September.
- 52:17Speaker 3: I want those boats taken out, and if we have to,
- 52:20Speaker 3: we'll attack on land also, just like we attack on sea.
- 52:23Speaker 1: And there's very little coming in by sea.
- 52:25Speaker 5: I think we've knocked out over 90 percent of it.
- 52:27Speaker 5: Two people initially survived, and the administration says the decision
- 52:30Speaker 5: for a second strike, killing all on board, was made
- 52:33Speaker 5: by Admiral Frank Bradley. Today, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said
- 52:38Speaker 5: Even though he watched the first part of the attack live,
- 52:41Speaker 5: he'd moved on to his next meeting before the second strike.
- 52:44Speaker 3: Admiral Bradley made the correct decision to ultimately sink the
- 52:48Speaker 3: boat and eliminate the threat.
- 52:49Speaker 1: We have his back and the American people are safer
- 52:52Speaker 1: because narco terrorists know you can't bring drugs through the water.
- 52:57Speaker 5: So you didn't see any survivors to be clear after
- 53:00Speaker 5: that first strike?
- 53:01Speaker 1: I did not personally see survivors, but I stand because
- 53:04Speaker 1: the thing was on fire. It exploded in fire and smoke.
- 53:08Speaker 1: It's on fire. This is called the fog of war.
- 53:11Speaker 5: Right, right.
- 53:12Speaker 1: The fog of war. They loved it. Listen, it's just
- 53:14Speaker 1: what we got to do as a country. It's just
- 53:16Speaker 1: what we got to do. You can't get angry at it.
- 53:18Speaker 1: Can't even get mad at it. Yes, it's a war crime.
- 53:20Speaker 1: It's whatever. It's what we do. It's December. It's the holidays. No,
- 53:23Speaker 1: it's just what we're going to do. There's a decision
- 53:26Speaker 1: made to just start bombing. We need to start. But
- 53:29Speaker 1: something's got to get bombed. I mean, truly. When the
- 53:32Speaker 1: Epstein stuff's going down and all this stuff is going down,
- 53:36Speaker 1: someone up there goes, we need to start bombing someone
- 53:39Speaker 1: like now. We need to pivot people's attention from the
- 53:44Speaker 1: economy and the pedophile ring we're covering up to Venezuela.
- 53:50Speaker 1: Let's start blowing up boats. Who cares? They're narco terrorists. Great.
- 53:57Speaker 1: We'll blow them up, and it'll pivot. And even this
- 54:00Speaker 1: is good. Even this war crime thing is good, cuz
- 54:03Speaker 1: what this allows is everyone can fight about this. It's just,
- 54:09Speaker 1: I've lived through this forever. I'm sorry that I'm not,
- 54:13Speaker 1: I don't feel any way about it. I mean, you can't,
- 54:16Speaker 1: day in and day out, you can't consume this stuff
- 54:19Speaker 1: and still care. There's no way to do it at 40.
- 54:23Speaker 1: You'd have to be so crazy. You'd have to be
- 54:26Speaker 1: so crazy at 40 to still have an emotional investment
- 54:29Speaker 1: in that. It's just what it is. We're just blowing up.
- 54:32Speaker 1: This is what happens here. Have you not lived here?
- 54:35Speaker 1: Are you new? Are you five? We're blowing stuff up
- 54:39Speaker 1: because of narco-terrorists and they're killing your family and fentanyl
- 54:45Speaker 1: and crack. Whatever you need to believe here....
- 54:54Speaker 2: Whatever works, whatever fits, whatever narrative fits, we're going to
- 55:01Speaker 2: do it.
- 55:02Speaker 1: You know, it's a Bill Hicks joke where he goes,
- 55:06Speaker 1: it's like, he's a Hitler and whatever you need. It's like,
- 55:09Speaker 1: it's just, it's the, it's just, this is the game
- 55:11Speaker 1: we play. This is the game we play. It's, it's,
- 55:16Speaker 1: it's like a tried and true method and it really works.
- 55:20Speaker 1: It really, really works. And kudos. Forget the morality of it.
- 55:26Speaker 1: It's not what we're here to analyze. That's not what
- 55:29Speaker 1: we're doing. We're actually just looking at this going, kudos.
- 55:33Speaker 1: Good job. Who's ever in there pushing this, you know
- 55:40Speaker 1: your audience and you know it will work. And it
- 55:44Speaker 1: is working. In Long Island right now and many suburbs
- 55:48Speaker 1: like it, the people whose children haven't killed them are
- 55:52Speaker 1: watching Fox News, and they are seeing, or MSNBC, by
- 55:58Speaker 1: the way, and they're either going, war criminal, or they're
- 56:03Speaker 1: excited that we're blowing up drug dealers in the middle
- 56:06Speaker 1: of the ocean, and they're not talking about Epstein, and they're.
- 56:11Speaker 2: Not talking about whatever the hell.
- 56:14Speaker 1: Else is in these documents that may or may not
- 56:17Speaker 1: come out, redacted or unredacted, and they're not talking as
- 56:22Speaker 1: much about the economy, and they're not asking to have healthcare,
- 56:27Speaker 1: and they're not asking what Palantir's doing, and they're not
- 56:29Speaker 1: asking why five tech guys in AI control half the
- 56:33Speaker 1: American economy in San Francisco. They're not asking any of that.
- 56:37Speaker 1: They're just watching a boat blow up in the middle
- 56:40Speaker 1: of the ocean. And good, kudos, good job. You know
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- 59:28Speaker 1: Tim Dillon. Thank you. Now, there's problems with, like, Maduro's
- 59:32Speaker 1: not really, it's so interesting. We haven't had a Latin
- 59:36Speaker 1: American villain in a while. So it's, like, hard, because
- 59:40Speaker 1: isn't this him dancing? Yeah.
- 59:43Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of hard to get mad at them
- 59:45Speaker 2: because they, like, dance.
- 59:46Speaker 1: See this? See this? Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's a
- 59:53Speaker 1: little hard to get mad at him. They're dancing.
- 59:56Speaker 2: Right.
- 59:58Speaker 1: See, the Muslim, like the Middle East, they don't dance.
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: So we don't see like ISIS dancing. So it's easy.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: But when we see him dancing, we're like, I don't know.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: He's not fitting into the villain role. The culture's sexy,
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: and there's a lot of dancing, and he's wearing a
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: collared shirt. I don't know. It's harder. ISIS, they're all
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: in black robes in a pickup truck with Kalashnikovs. Easy. Done. Done.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: I mean, it's like wardrobe, hair, and makeup in perfect.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: This is a little difficult to... No one's really afraid
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: of Venezuela. They don't like that gang Trendiagua, which I
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: imagine is no good. But they don't really, they're not
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: really like, no one's going to bed in this country going, well,
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: Maduro and, you know, he's got to go. He's got
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: to go. So their job is to telegraph how important
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: it is. It's American foreign policy. They go, you don't
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: know what we know. And if you knew what we knew,
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: if you had the intelligence, if you knew how many
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: boats were coming in with Venezuelan fentanyl, and this guy
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: was like stamping each boat with the M, with his
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: Maduro M, before they all left Venezuela and came here,
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: if you knew that, you would understand why we had
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: to blow up this boat and we'll have to blow
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: up more boats. And then we'll release all of that
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: footage to entertain you over the holidays. This is what...
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: This is what we need to do as a country.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: There's no other way.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: There's no other way to pivot people's... You need war.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: You know, domestic policy doesn't work. Because otherwise, by the way,
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: so here, this is a good.
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: This is a good example of where, this is where
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: the country is at. Every now and then, I like
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: to check in with Jimmy Fallon's The Tonight Show, my colleague,
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: and I like to see where is the country at? What,
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: where is the United States right now? I think it's
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: fair to check in.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: Now, listen, does it have the viewership it used to?
- 1:02:27Speaker 7: No.
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: Does it have the cultural cachet?
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: Probably not. But it is on the biggest network, and
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: it is the big show. It's The Tonight Show on NBC.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: And this one features Sidney Sweeney, our greatest Nazi star.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: And so, kidding, Sidney.
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: But let's just take a look, because we need to understand,
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: who are the people who aren't killing their parents?
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: What are they, what's left for them?
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Let's say you're not in Long Island and you're not
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: on drugs and you're not killing your parents in a
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: deli during morning rush. My favorite thing, the breakfast rush.
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: Because it's such a Long Island. And he's right. He's like,
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: there's home fries. There's eggs going. There's bacon going. We
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: got soft rolls. People are just trying to eat and
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: go back to their house and go to sleep. and
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: get on the phone for an hour about your disability.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: People want to get on the phone for an hour.
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: They're going to wait on hold because they're voluntarily disabled.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: And they go, I need my money. I'm disabled. My
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: friend got injured.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: He injured himself with a shopping cart in Home Depot,
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: spent two years not working and got a settlement of
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: like $ 60, 000, which was much less than had he just worked.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: But that's not the point. The laziness, the being a
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: piece of shit is the point. That's the whole thing
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: about Long Island. It's like being a piece of shit
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: is the point. But what if you're just a regular
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: person in America and you're not on drugs that were
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: shipped here by Maduro, apparently, and you're not going to
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: kill your parents while they're making omelets, right?
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: Where, what, what is left for you? Truly, like, this
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: is a good question.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: .
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: .
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: Sapiosexual furry or you're not like reading books about Hitler,
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: where are you? What's left for the mainstream of this country?
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: Take a look. This is unbelievably great. Okay. All right,
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: there are three of the hottest dolls right now that
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: are attached to purses. Um, uh, the boo-boos. Yes, yes.
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: And they're at a fast food where you take your
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: car to get fast food even faster. A drive-thru? Yes.
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: What's the Scottish hamburger place? Sorry, sorry.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: As a clown, as a clown.
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: A clown is a mascot. McDonald's?
- 1:05:32Speaker 7: Yes, yes, yes.
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: And they're doing... Wait, so three wee booboos are going
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: through a drive-thru McDonald's? Yes, but they're also doing a
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: TikTok trend involving numbers. Everyone says it. It's not 41. Oh,
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: I can't say that.
- 1:05:45Speaker 5: No, no, you can say.
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: No, go... Go.
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: Subtract two.
- 1:05:51Speaker 5: Subtract two.
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: Subtract two, I think, from what you're saying. No, I
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: can't say that he's... That's the trend! We... No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: There's a number.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: Is it.
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: It's not 66.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: I know, but that... I feel like I'm gonna... No,
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: you can say it.
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: It's not 68.
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: I know it's 67. Yes!
- 1:06:20Speaker 5: All right.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: All right. Serious question. Why would you not do fentanyl
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: and kill your parents in a deli? Why would you not?
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: When that is what is being offered as the mainstream
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: entertainment option. when that is being offered, when that is
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: put forth as the mainstream entertainment option, why would people
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: not embrace a life of drugs? I mean, why, if
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: that was what was out there, why would you not,
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: when I watch that, I feel like I'm on drugs.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: I've been sober for 15 years. When I watch that,
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: I feel as if I am on drugs. So when
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: reality feels like you are on drugs, why would you
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: not just be on drugs? You know? CNN is now
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: working with our friends at Kalshi. How fun is that?
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: I won't be impressed with CBS News with our good
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: friend Barry Weiss, who will be moderating a town hall
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: with Erica Kirk, by the way.
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: How fun is that? Barry Weiss and Erica Kirk.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: CBS News editor-in-chief Barry Weiss sets her on-air debut at
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: Town Hall with Erica Kirk.
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: Our friend, the great Barry Weiss.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: Everyone. Friend of the show, Barry Weiss. I texted her
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: the other day. I said, come on the show. Come
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: on the program. I said, we're in the top 30
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: in the world, really, on Spotify. Top 25 when this
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: thing drops. Come on the show. Again, we'd have disagreements,
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: but we'd have a great conversation about our country and world.
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: And the offer is out to Barry and no response,
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: which is sad, but somewhat expected, but sad. So she's
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: choosing to do a town hall with Erica Kirk and
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: not moi and not me. What about it's a town
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: hall with Erica Kirk and then I come on right after?
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: Dressed like the president of Iran.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: Why wouldn't she do a town hall with me and
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: then the president of Iran as well on uh on
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: zoom we kid Barry friend of the show Barry was
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: um well there you have it folks I mean here's
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: what it is you know we didn't even get to
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: Michael and Susan Dell donating his historic let's just get
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: Michael and Susan Dell can we just finish out with
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: Michael and Susan Dell folks 6.2 billion here Michael and
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: Susan Dell I mean this one huh I mean, these two.
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: Michael and Susan Deliver, let's get some volume on this.
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: This is really exciting. Is it, Susan? Absolutely. It's a
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: very special moment.
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: We're making a $ 6.
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: 25 billion investment in America's kids through our charitable funds.
- 1:09:38Speaker 7: Next year, every American child will be able to get
- 1:09:41Speaker 7: an investment account powered by Invest America.
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: That's right.
- 1:09:44Speaker 4: We see what happens when a child gets even a
- 1:09:46Speaker 4: small financial head start.
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: Their world expands.
- 1:09:50Speaker 7: The real power of these accounts is that anyone can contribute. Parents, relatives, friends,
- 1:09:56Speaker 7: everyone can help shape a child's future.
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: It's the eyes. To philanthropists, companies, community leaders. It's in
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: the eyes. If you want to be part of.
- 1:10:03Speaker 4: Something truly meaningful for our kids, for our communities, for
- 1:10:07Speaker 4: our country, join us.
- 1:10:09Speaker 7: And to parents and caregivers, stay tuned and get ready
- 1:10:12Speaker 7: to activate your child's account. Every contribution can grow over
- 1:10:16Speaker 7: the years. Just like your child.
- 1:10:19Speaker 4: Together, we can make possibility something every child can count on.
- 1:10:23Speaker 7: And that's a future worth investing in.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: Give it up. Michael and Susan Dell, everyone, good people.
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: And they had a bunch of money left over after
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: purchasing that head for her that they were able to
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: donate six and a half billion dollars to the children. Well,
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: the children are our future. No one believes that. Not
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: the AI people. No one believes that. The children are
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: our future. Really, they're killing their parents in delis. So
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: if you're going to invest in anything, invest in a
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: security system for the restaurant you own. Good night.