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32% Chance of Perfection | Son of a Boy Dad #399 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Ali ready alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 4: Boy Dad podcast. This this episode, this comes out tomorrow,
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  Speaker 4: right yeah? Oh cool? It is May sixth, It is
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  Speaker 4: three twenty pm and we were here live from HQ three.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back. How are we doing everybody? So, I haven't
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  Speaker 4: seen you guys in eight hours or so.
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  Speaker 1: We're backlogging a bunch of episodes for travel next week
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  Speaker 1: or the week surviving.
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  Speaker 5: We both we both do You've got that? And then
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  Speaker 5: I've got Ireland.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to cover. I was trying to cover
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  Speaker 1: for you make it my absence.
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  Speaker 5: But no, it's a shared absence, shared apps.
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  Speaker 4: I'm also going to be away, but it just happened
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  Speaker 4: to be workout very well for me.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you going?
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to be in Atlanta?
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, actually live show or no.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that's the week before, that's next week.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, that'll be sick. That'll be a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 4: I'm excited to Atlanta.
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  Speaker 1: I got offered today by Jenks to do a fish
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  Speaker 1: week in Florence, Italy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow, really?
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  Speaker 5: Whoa?
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  Speaker 4: He said, there are a lot of fish out there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: in Florence.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, really a lot of fish in Florence.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting. I didn't know that. I don't even think I
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  Speaker 4: saw water when I was in Florence.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, oh you're asleep. That's where all the prime
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  Speaker 1: fishing is.
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  Speaker 4: That must be.
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  Speaker 5: I mean maybe what is it like Rivers or what Tuscany?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, rivers some beautiful And then he said we could
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  Speaker 1: hunt rabbits out there as well. He wanted to offer
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  Speaker 1: us Florence in the fall, we hunt them.
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  Speaker 5: Do we hunt them with dogs.
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  Speaker 1: The rabbits, yes, and double barrel truck guns.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, so for.
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  Speaker 1: When they jump into the air. You have to catch
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  Speaker 1: them out of the air.
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  Speaker 5: Well, who was good at shooting? Remember the rabbit them
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  Speaker 5: When we did clay shooting, we shot the rabbit that
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  Speaker 5: was running along the ground. Probably it was definitely you two.
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  Speaker 5: I was terrible at it.
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  Speaker 4: I was terrible at it too. The only one that
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  Speaker 4: I did well on was the last time I went yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you were good at it.
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  Speaker 1: When they had the detonators on the back of all
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  Speaker 1: the clays that they were just pressing every time.
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  Speaker 4: I just remember that two piece that I got think
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  Speaker 4: about it every day.
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  Speaker 1: Rolled the two piece. It was very sick.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the two piece.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine doing that with a rabbit and you're wearing like
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  Speaker 1: a Jeff cap in Tuscany, like in The Godfather when
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  Speaker 1: Michael's on the run. It would be so nice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I get I get fired up when
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  Speaker 4: I do that in like a video game, like in
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  Speaker 4: real life. You're like, damn, that was sick.
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  Speaker 1: Like I could end someone.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't think about it in that way.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, You're you kind of had like a Dan
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  Speaker 1: Bil's aarian struck to you. After that, there was a
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  Speaker 1: live shooting locally and he told one of the cops
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  Speaker 1: to give you his gun.
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  Speaker 4: Your gun, give me a gun, I'll handle it. Do
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  Speaker 4: you guys have a shotgun in the back? Why would
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  Speaker 4: we have that?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know about Dan Beli doing that?
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  Speaker 5: I heard about that. Yeah, that was in when there
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  Speaker 5: was the Vega shooter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, he was like nearby and he was like yelling
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  Speaker 4: at a cop.
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  Speaker 1: I think he was being filmed too. I think he
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  Speaker 1: had like a live streamer with him.
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  Speaker 5: Get in there, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And he was yelling at He was like, give me
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  Speaker 4: your gun, and they were like, get the fuck out
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  Speaker 4: of here. Man, I'm trying to do our jobs, give
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  Speaker 4: me the most important day of our jobs ever, and
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  Speaker 4: we got you just yapping in our ears.
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  Speaker 1: Back sat quarterback, backseat driving.
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  Speaker 4: Guy who just he doesn't even know what's going on,
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  Speaker 4: briefed on anything. I'm just gonna start shooting at random,
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  Speaker 4: windows open and nail the guy's.
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  Speaker 1: No like ear pieces with anybody, nothing, just firing into
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  Speaker 1: the air.
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  Speaker 4: Just raw instincts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have never happened in Turkey. Where do
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  Speaker 1: they have the weddings where they fire off handguns into
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  Speaker 1: the air right after the wedding.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Probably Syria.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta that's a little scary.
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  Speaker 5: Someone told me once that people get killed from the
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  Speaker 5: bullets falling from the sky and reeling on people.
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  Speaker 4: But that's actually a heavily debated thing.
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  Speaker 5: I wonder if that's true. Is that a myth? Can
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  Speaker 5: we look that up?
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  Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, I'm pretty sure MythBusters did
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  Speaker 4: a whole episode on it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that nobody.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean, like, if you shoot a bullet
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  Speaker 4: right up in the air, will it come right back down?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Of course not. The slightest angle would change that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's gonna not come down straight on top
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  Speaker 5: of you. But that doesn't mean like you'd have to
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  Speaker 5: be perfect.
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  Speaker 4: That would kill someone if they if it hit them.
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  Speaker 5: Look at this high fatal data shows that about thirty
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  Speaker 5: two percent of people struck by falling bullets and celebratory
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  Speaker 5: gunfire incidents die. Well, that's the fatality rate. I would
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  Speaker 5: that makes sense to me.
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  Speaker 4: But the other like the other people that are getting hit,
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  Speaker 4: even if they don't die, they're still probably getting fucked up.
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  Speaker 1: But they're not at the party.
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  Speaker 4: It's like and off of them sixty eight percent people
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  Speaker 4: at the party, Yeah, there's somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: They're like it's the safest place to be. It's like
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  Speaker 1: the eye of the storm. Yeah, it's the safest place,
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  Speaker 1: right next to the gunman who's firing off into the air.
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  Speaker 4: Most victims are hit on top of the head.
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  Speaker 1: And that's also probably a nice, nice.
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  Speaker 5: Way to go cases and to your skull like a bank.
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  Speaker 5: It's a perfect pebble just being thrown very high.
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  Speaker 1: Lasht the Olympics. Yeah, that's a pretty I guess, scary
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  Speaker 1: way to go.
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  Speaker 5: But okay, then my question also would be, you know,
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  Speaker 5: these are such dumb questions and I'm gonna I need
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  Speaker 5: your help. Right from the physics of it, like the
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  Speaker 5: rotation of the earth, Are the bullets are not leaving
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  Speaker 5: the atmosphere? I presume No, I doubt it not. So
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  Speaker 5: does that mean therefore that if you shoot a bullet
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  Speaker 5: straight up into the air as the earth, I mean,
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  Speaker 5: it's not how long does it take for it to
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  Speaker 5: come back down? Obviously that depends on like the caliber
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  Speaker 5: of the weapon and the strength and stuff like that, right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, if you're shooting it straight up, like
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  Speaker 4: the caliber of the I guess what kind of gun
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  Speaker 4: you're you would probably determine how.
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  Speaker 1: High I think it's more the caliber of the men,
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  Speaker 1: actually the man shooting it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm prefacing this man. I understand that this is really
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  Speaker 5: stupid of for me. I was never good at science.
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  Speaker 5: But you shoot it straight up in the air. Your
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  Speaker 5: the earth doesn't rotate at enough time such that the
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  Speaker 5: next town over would.
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  Speaker 1: Get Yes, that's how they do warfare these days. You
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  Speaker 1: just the Northern Korea shoots it.
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  Speaker 5: Good point, drops right back down. I knew it was dumb,
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  Speaker 5: but I had to say it. I'm not afraid.
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  Speaker 1: If you shoot a high caliber enough bullet far enough
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  Speaker 1: into the air, you can wait an entire day until
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  Speaker 1: it comes right back down on the exact same spot.
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  Speaker 1: If you time it up right.
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  Speaker 5: Damn dude, there it is. The upper journey and return
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  Speaker 5: trip usually take about a minute. That wouldn't be enough
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  Speaker 5: time for the birth to row.
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  Speaker 1: Down to get a full town over, but maybe a
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  Speaker 1: couple of streets over.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like a minute is honestly pretty long.
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  Speaker 5: Well, if I found my next door neighbors sleeping with
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  Speaker 5: my wife, I would definitely.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the method.
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  Speaker 5: Get a white angle.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's a mortar.
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  Speaker 5: At that point, it's a mortar.
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  Speaker 4: There's no way of them like, you were never in
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  Speaker 4: the house.
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  Speaker 5: No, you shot over the house. I'm shooting a mortar
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  Speaker 5: at danger close risk.
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  Speaker 4: You get off on that. I shot over the house.
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  Speaker 4: It was like I didn't have any intention of hurting anybody. Obviously,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't sit outside and calculate the angle that the
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  Speaker 4: bullet would take.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, he's dead, I'm sorry. I was celebrating their love. No,
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  Speaker 5: it was a celebration. I was so happy to see
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  Speaker 5: them fucking each other.
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  Speaker 1: It is the perfect crime, because if you wanted to kill,
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  Speaker 1: you would shoot at you just point the gun at them,
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  Speaker 1: exactly the sky exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Why would I have shot in the sky if I
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  Speaker 4: wasn't planning on kill it.
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  Speaker 1: Now, someone must have used this defense before. This has
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  Speaker 1: definitely how OJ got away with it or something.
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  Speaker 4: The problem is, though, if you hit a perfect shot,
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  Speaker 4: your best odds are thirty two percent of killing the person.
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  Speaker 4: And that's if you hit the perfect shot.
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  Speaker 1: And and that's part of the defense. It's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: even if I hit him beforehand, it's.
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  Speaker 4: Chance they die.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, except even if they don't die, you know, they're
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  Speaker 5: getting hit on the top of the head and they're
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  Speaker 5: probably a vegetable for a while. That's what we assume,
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  Speaker 5: but we're not positive. Well, my point is, you tell
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  Speaker 5: your wife your hair. You still love that guy, the
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  Speaker 5: guy you're going to have to spoon feed apple sauce from.
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  Speaker 4: The corner of his mouth out of the sky and
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  Speaker 4: hit him.
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  Speaker 5: Or you want to come back to me, able bodied
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  Speaker 5: gun shooting guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, guy who can find the loopholes in
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  Speaker 1: the law. Go away with things.
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  Speaker 5: We're onto. Chicken Little, Where did this come from? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's just googling stuff that matters.
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  Speaker 1: Don't tell me, Chicken Little with fucking Turkish turkey liver. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that was a character. Turanny Liberty, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Lucy
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  Speaker 1: and Turkey. Oh, turkey lurky, Turkey lurky. I haven't seen
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  Speaker 1: that movie in decade days days you watch it recently?
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  Speaker 1: Have you guys watched This Dark Wizard? This documentary? Who
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  Speaker 1: Climbing doc No?
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  Speaker 5: Pretty good?
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm only I only watched the first episode, but
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  Speaker 4: I think it's gonna get pretty crazy. He's a climber,
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  Speaker 4: He's a climber, but I think he's kind of nuts.
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  Speaker 4: It's about this dude named Dean Dean Potter.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to check this out in a bass jumper.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't, don't. I want to. I don't want to
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  Speaker 5: see much more. I love these things.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the I will say I watched I watched the
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  Speaker 4: first episode last night, and like, probably for the first
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  Speaker 4: like I think it's like an hour each. For the
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  Speaker 4: first like forty five minutes, I was like, oh, this
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  Speaker 4: is just another climbing documentary. And then like the last
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  Speaker 4: fifteen minutes they were like and then it gets crazy
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  Speaker 4: yeah yeah, and you start going, why is it called
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  Speaker 4: Dark Wizard? Is he the Dark Wizard?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I don't just now, I just have to wait and wonder.
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  Speaker 5: I'm reading a book right now that is getting more
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  Speaker 5: and more interesting. It's called London Falling by Patrick Rad
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  Speaker 5: and Keith. A number of people have sort of have
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  Speaker 5: seen this book popping up in different places, and it's.
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  Speaker 1: Written by an Acre and it wasn't London.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the same guy wrote Say Nothing about the
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  Speaker 5: troubles in Ireland, which I think I've referenced before. But
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  Speaker 5: this book is about this kid named Zach. And I'm
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  Speaker 5: only fifty pages in, so hopefully I'm not giving anything away.
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  Speaker 5: If you really are reading this and haven't gotten to
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  Speaker 5: fifty pages yet. I mean, I don't know if we'd
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  Speaker 5: call that a spoiler, but just skip ahead a minute.
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  Speaker 5: This kid like was living in London with his family.
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  Speaker 5: Grew up in London, normal family, like upper middle class whatever,
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  Speaker 5: maybe even lower upper class, but they he became obsessed
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  Speaker 5: with the oligarchs who moved to London in like twenty sixteen,
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  Speaker 5: twenty seventeen whatever around that time.
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  Speaker 1: The Russian oligarchs, yeah, who.
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  Speaker 5: Were escaping you know, Putin and Putin wanting to sort
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  Speaker 5: of retake their their wealth, and they moved to London
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  Speaker 5: and they went to private schools, they sent their kids
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  Speaker 5: to private schools, and he became obsessed with that, and
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  Speaker 5: he he uh starts becoming friends with like older men
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  Speaker 5: when he's in high school and stuff, and like running
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  Speaker 5: around making calls and setting up real estate deals. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and all of a sudden, he has like hundreds of
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  Speaker 5: thousands of dollars and his parents.
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  Speaker 4: Are like, where the fuck did you get that?
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  Speaker 5: Like doesn't go to college, and they're trying to support him,
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  Speaker 5: but he'll like spend multiple nights away at his buddy,
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  Speaker 5: like Acbar's house, and Acbar's like a forty five year
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  Speaker 5: old real estate tycoon, so they're kind of worried about it.
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  Speaker 5: And then he goes missing. And what we learned now
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  Speaker 5: is that his name is like Zach Betner or something
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  Speaker 5: like that. To everyone else that he's been dealing with,
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  Speaker 5: he's been going by the name like zach Ismailoff and
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  Speaker 5: speaking with a Russian accent, claiming that his father is
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  Speaker 5: worth billions of dollars and that he is the son
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  Speaker 5: of a Russian oligarch and his parents had no idea
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  Speaker 5: because he would constantly step outside really quick to take
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  Speaker 5: a call, at which point I presume he would go
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  Speaker 5: out and speak with a Russian accent. He's been living
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  Speaker 5: this life and now and it's getting really really interesting.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds a true story. Yeah, the book starts with
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  Speaker 5: him killing himself.
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  Speaker 4: Oh shit fu. So then what happens after.
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  Speaker 5: Now we go back again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's an even bigger spoiler.
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  Speaker 5: And he's been you know, I read the back cover,
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  Speaker 5: he like got in with the Russian Mob or something,
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  Speaker 5: and like the London Underworld.
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  Speaker 4: Bert recommend this? Did Bert recommend this?
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  Speaker 1: No gets in with mob?
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  Speaker 4: Russian Mob? Oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I missed it.
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  Speaker 1: Classic bird bit, classic that he has. Yeah, that sounds
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  Speaker 1: like a classic. Any chance we see it as a
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  Speaker 1: major motion picture?
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  Speaker 5: Oh for sure. Yeah, I don't see why not. I'll
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  Speaker 5: make it.
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  Speaker 1: Do that, do us that solid.
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  Speaker 5: I'll make this movie.
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  Speaker 1: Do me that one solid of making this. How long
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  Speaker 1: have you been reading? Mm?
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  Speaker 5: Longer than I would be comfortable admitting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, to take it to slog it's not.
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  Speaker 5: I just haven't. I lost I lost my sort of
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  Speaker 5: wind a bit. I was reading a lot and then
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  Speaker 5: this one's taken me. But it's a very good book,
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  Speaker 5: so I should get into it soon. Took you a
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  Speaker 5: little bit to get to that fifty page mark, though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying, and I don't want to talk
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  Speaker 5: about it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty I brought him a touchy subject.
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  Speaker 4: Fifty is usually when I'm like, yeah, I guess I'll
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  Speaker 4: take a break, you know. I was like, yeah, maybe
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  Speaker 5: I've read this.
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• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Well, what's going on, Harry? You got some fun stuff happening?
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: Do I's How's you're moving? Good yet?
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: It's been good? I am and nothing really crazy? Nothing,
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: no updates.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: Have you unpacked? I like?
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Did? I mean?
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: I'll do like?
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Probably, I'd say I do probably about ten minutes of
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: unpacking a day. You're busy reading exactly, I'm working through London's.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Falling well the first because that's years, yeah, bro, the
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: first day.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: I will say. Also, my old apartment had way more
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: room for like clutter, Like I had those shelves so
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: I could just like toss shit on the shelves constantly.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: This place, there's no there's nothing that it's.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Like drawers, drawers or closets.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Drawers, A lot of drawers and a lot of closets,
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: and so I got to kind of be more order.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: You're gonna be folding a lot of folding and hanging.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough. I think you got to just get
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: your uh go find the cheapest place by you have them,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: wash your laundry, have them fall.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Brother.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, if you want your clothes folded,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I don't see you fold in your clothes like that.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: He's right, I don't.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: When I get my laundry picked up from those places,
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: they're getting unfolded immediately. What Yeah, Why, well, I don't
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: have a good method for my clothes. You don't just
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: take a stack of T shirts and put the I
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: don't have like in my old apartment, I didn't have
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: like a good dresser.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but but like more of just a stack unfolding
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: the shirt like that's bad.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Method. That's not a stack is so generous. It was
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: single layer a mountain of clothes. No, it wasn't even
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: a mountain. Every every you see it.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: All it progressed into a mountain.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: You couldn't touch the floor in your apartment.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: No, you could. You definitely could in my room. You
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: definitely could not.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Could not in your room.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but also my room was comically small.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: But you're just it is set up like when you're
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: like reheating pasta and you want to like spread it
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: out across the plate.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: All. Well, Harry's forever play a game is the floor
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: is lava with his clothes?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the only way.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying to avoid that now. I got a
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: big closet, so I got all my I also threw
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: out I would say eighty percent of my clothes because
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: it was all shit that I haven't worn ever and
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: never will wear.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: You got your one sweat shirt for the year.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got my cut.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: I got a couple of sweatshirts that I saved, like
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, actually I saved pretty much all my sweatshirts.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: I threw out everything else. But yeah, I got it.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: I got the desk went with the seventy one inch
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: way bigger than I thought it was gonna be. Oh,
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: you got a new it's a dining room table.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a big TV. No, No, this is oh
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: desk desk. Sorry, I was gonna say seventy I've never
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: heard of a seventy one.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Inch Yeah, yeah, just a little bit extra.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Your desk is seventy one I mean that this probably is.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: This isn't even said, this isn't close to seventy one inches.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Now, this is like fifty maybe.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Wait it's seventy one inches. That's six feet, it's five
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: to eleven.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's fucking huge.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Your desk is.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: It's so you could lay down full on your desk easily.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: You have a picture of.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: It, of course, tons hundreds bless us, bless us with
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: the mega I think I didn't I send you guys
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: the my desk.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: No, you haven't sent us anything. I want to see it.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: I want to see everything about your new apartment. I
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: want to see where you're living and how comfortable you are,
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: and I want to make sure you're okay.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: A desk from Wayfair, that's that big, is sixty dollars.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Wayfair has got the deals.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Wayfair does have the deals.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: This tell me this piece is from Wayfair. Yeah, the
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: ones that you the one that you got.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is there are they a sponsor of us of
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: our show here and there? Because that frans of the
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: ysery and confused me. But we can cut that out
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: or this out.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: That's okay. I don't think it's a.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Fair a lot to be a sponsor, like we know
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: they're a sponsor.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Here it is the desk, the mega desk.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Look that crazy?
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Well it's because you can't really see it from here,
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: but I mean it's it's huge, like that monitors thirty
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: three thirty four inches.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Is your left monitor? Is it up and down vertical?
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: That's day brother, that's day one.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: So you can scroll.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: It's literally like you have a massive phone. It's also
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: way more useful because you can break the way that
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: things are like tabbed on computers. You can realistically you
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: could watch like three different things at once and play
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: the game. So like during football season, like you'll throw
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: like red zone and then maybe two games that you
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: want to keep track of or just red zone in
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: one game that you want to keep track of, and
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: then you got the games.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Do you see that set up? Did you see what
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: he was working with with that up and down that
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: vertical monitor? No, take another look at that.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: That's well, this is the main monitor I got, and
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: then this is the vertical monitor.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: How many inches is that vertical monitor?
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: They're the same. What's going on on that monitor right
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: in that shot? What's happening there.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: In this specific shot looks like a Blomberg terminal in
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: the I'm watching the CS major and the CDL while
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: playing counter Strike. So just dopamine maxing. We call that
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: just using every ounce of it you got.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: What are you focusing on? I mean the only that
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I wasn't.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Really focusing on anything. I was more so just getting
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: the desk ready.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: True.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: That's probably why you're sucking assid video games though, because
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: you're just completely shooting all of your focus, like you
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: can't focus on anything.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I don't think there's a cure.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Here's my question. Is a reason I'm curious about this? Yes? Right,
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: so you have learned and accepted that you're not that
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: good at video games.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: You continue to invest more and more money and time
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: into it.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't think I've invested more. I haven't bought
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: anything for the setup.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. You didn't have any of that stuff A
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: year ago. Uh.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did almost all of it, outside of the
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: main monitor that got for Christmas.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: Maybe the last time that we were at your apartment.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just just doing what you do.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he definitely didn't have any Definitely, I got the
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: PC over a year.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: No, dude, we used to talk. I was like, you
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: can afford a PC, and you're like, I can't. I
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: definitely I got it.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: I think in November of last year, which is less
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: than a year ago, or no, I don't know. I
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: don't know six months of it. I definitely, no, I
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: think I got it November of the year before that.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: My question is this, Harry, that's definitely wrong.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: It's definitely wrong.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: You're right. My question is My question is this, you
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: moved because you bought a bunch of equipment and then
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: realized you had to pay taxes and couldn't afford your
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: apartment anymore.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: No, No, you said, none of that is true. That's
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: completely false.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's too.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Far up completely something financial disrepair.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: And if I had spent if I had spent so
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: much money on my gaming setup that I had to
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: move apartments because of that, I would have sold the
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: gaming stuff.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: I think you. I think it was you bought. You
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: were like, wow, I'm killing it. Bought all the gaming stuff, laptop.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: I will say that was the one that set it over.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: I might have been the move. That was the move,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: right there.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: You bought Yeah, uh, you bought all that stuff and
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: then you got hit with your tax bill and you're like,
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: oh my god, this is crazy that I owe this much.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: I need to move.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: No, not not even close. I'm paying lesson rent, but
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: it's not like said, It's not like a crazy amount
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: where I'm gonna be like, oh my god, like everything's changed.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: I will say the biggest difference is my apartment is
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: triple the size of my old apartment.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: I'm happy about that for you.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's go re courd some episodes up there.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah no, why not?
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Yes, we can do it here.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we have space up there.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: We have space at your apartment too. I've been to
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: your apartment, HQ. My entire apartment would fit in your
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: mud It's not true at.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Our mud room.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: I have a smaller apartment than you do. Probably Yeah, wow,
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: do me like that?
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Well? You also have a house upstate well, and a car.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: I got to rent that out to offset costs. My question, though,
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: becomes this, This becomes my question, right, are you continuing
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: to invest in new gears, no stuff like that because
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: you think that if you spend enough money on this stuff, no,
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: you will actually get better at it.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: No, he's a great question.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: You're a gearhead unk right now. You're like a fat
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: dude who like has bicycle equipment.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much, exactly.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: No, I mean I like when I got the PC.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: When I got the PC, I was like, I want
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: to broad and I want to I want to play
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: in different games that I haven't been able to play.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: So that was like the main reason for getting it.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: And then when I upgraded my PC, which is I
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: pretty much rebuilt the whole thing, that was when I
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: started being like, now I'm gonna get really good at
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: the games because I'm gonna be better. And now I'm like,
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: I am better. But it wasn't as much of a
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: difference as I expected it to be. And then it's
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: like with video games, like you can get the difference
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: in like equipment that you can get the range is
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: so big, but then you it always comes back to
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: like then you're playing against a dude who's playing on
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: a PlayStation four that came out fifteen years ago, and
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: he's smoking everybody right, and it's like, oh, the equipment
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: doesn't matter at all.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I remember when we played Halo. You kept being like,
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: well that was nades. Is this the TV monitors too big?
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: That was that was way different.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: But now it's like the on the Little League team
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: that has like the sick gloves and like the newest
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: bat and like everything is sick. And then he goes
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: up against somebody from the Dominican Republic who has like no.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Shoes on, sitting with a metal pole.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they could just smoke the ball and just like, well,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: gear doesn't matter.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you you blaming your gear would be like me
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: driving my Tesla from my twenty eighteen Tesla and citing
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: the issues that Formula one drivers have. Yeah, yeah, I'm
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: like the drag reduction systems not locking the way I
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: need it to. So you know, I was just texting
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: while I was driving. That's why I hit that person.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's essentially that. But I don't have any regrets.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: The only thing that I kind of regretted was the
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Peak was the laptop. But I've moved on from that
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: at this point, Well, why don't you sell it? Because
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: I use it occasional, Like I use it sometimes too
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: for what like when I go on the road, I'll
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: use it for gaming.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and like as a laptop too, right us as
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: a laptop. I mean this sincerely, and I don't mean
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: to embarrass you. Does that laptop play pornography in a
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: way that like I can't even imagine. Oh, I have
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: no idea. I don't believe you, but.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: I've literally never even considered watching porn on a computer.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: That's one of the most insane things any one could.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Ever do, really, is it?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Because you don't know where to put the computer?
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Why do you need a fucking thirty inch screen to
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: watch porn? I mean there's people who will mean fixed card.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I think there's people who will put porn on on
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: the on the TV.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I put it on my TV. Yeah, that's a sick,
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: which means that when I when I rent my place
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: up State, I have to go to the internet browser
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: on my TV and wipe like the last thirty eight.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Or else you do what we were talking fucking Florida, Yeah,
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: right exactly. Me and Ron spent like an hour just
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: going through history of YouTube chant accounts that were logged
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: into the Airbnb's TV.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I remember it would have felt Yeah, I would have
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: it felt very personal. I would have rather just seen
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: their porno.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: I would have rather seen porno than found like that
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: weird like baby trump AI videos like that's worse to
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: be watching on a seventy inch flat screen.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Sometimes just fucking jerk off, dude, you don't need to
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: be looking at that shit.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Sometimes I worry that if I go too far with
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: the deleting that the renters I have will be suspicious.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: So I'll actually repopulate the top ones with the most
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: basic pornography possible missionary heterosexual to completion sexual scene.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: And that's just straight into the Google search bar.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Yep and yeah you uh so, so they'll see all
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: that instead of like, you know.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: It's unsettling if you don't see any porn because you're like,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: what is this freak into?
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's way better than fill my mouth of
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: p right? Is that what you p funnels? You know?
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Multiple p Yeah, multiple people peeing at the same time
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: washed me with people taking turns peeing.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: P care so.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Care rotating peeing, synchronized ping.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Ro tissry p where there's a jam like a ro
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: tissery chicken ping full poll through asshole to mouth, man.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Piece into super soaker, uses super soaker to blast woman's face,
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: swearing with super soaker.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Mass shooting with P super so.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Give me your pe gun.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Dan Bill's areas stops. Yeah, pe mass shooting and
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: mass peeing. They thought, they said, I feel like that's
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: one of the shootings where it's like they don't know
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: who the dude is, which one mass being what the
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: vegas one? Yeah, but they don't.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: They don't.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: There's still mysteries surrounding that.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean there's mysteries around everything that is happened
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: in the United States since nine to eleven.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, are you serious?
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: No, Yeah, there's a bunch of shit about that guy
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: that they don't know.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Mac was laughing. That's why I kept laughing about that. Occasionally,
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: I'll realize that you two have said something very funny.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Mass peing is it's just enough. It's just enough to
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: get me. Oh man, I can't stop listening to this.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Noah con Yeah, it's been good. I listened last night. Yeah,
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: he's amazing.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: I haven't listened yet.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: He talks about Logan Airport blowing up talk about me.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: He did the meme.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like Harry Sattle.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: You know, we follow each other on Instagram, so we do.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, when.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Probably right around the time when you started talking about
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: getting a PC.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: So that was it before years before or after six season?
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: It was probably after mine was before. I think that's
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: cool on Instagram though, Yeah on Instagram.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Well, I also DM with him.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Whoa a little invasive?
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: I agree, I was. I did feel invaded when he
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: DMed me. Ah, what do you think public figures that?
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: He was like, No, it was it was more our
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: connection of New England and Maine, and I've written so
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: many songs about it, you'd be interested.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: I thought, you know, he wrote, he wrote us a
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: bunch of songs about Vermont, He.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: Wrote songs about Maine.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: He has something telling you that, Oh.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, cap Elizabeth or is that was that our
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: main rival in Lacrosse Maine. We would end up playing
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: in the state championship every single year. Holy Ship, where
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: I dated a girl named Brendan.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: The big Boston sportsman.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: He was talking about the Harvard Harvard track team on
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: this most recent album. He's talking Harvard.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Do you think I'm not feeding him lyrics?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Sass? Did you feed him any? Did tell me you
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: fed him a couple of lyrics?
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: I didn't feed any. Unfortunately, you have an NDA. Yeah.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: I love to talk about it. We've already said too much.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: On those rainy days in Vermont when your WiFi is
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: not working well enough.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Is that one of his songs?
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: No, that would be a song you would have written
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: for him, and your ethernet cable doesn't reach to the back.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Shed sas try to write a song like Valerie by
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Amy Winehouse. But it was just Valerie.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Roan. When we were waiting to record yesterday, Rome walked
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: over to you and you were like. He was like,
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: you were like a sass freight and he was like,
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: he's just playing Valerie or some shit. I wasn't playing anything.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: When was that games were being played yesterday when we
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: were waiting to record right here. No, you Rome was
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: walking upstairs. We were downstairs.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: Uh huh, yeah, that's the end.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Didn't hear that because there's like eight people that work
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: in the office.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: You were, but you were all the way back at
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: your back desk. Yeah, and he and I were at
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: the stairs almost and you heard him say, SaaS is
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: playing Valerie.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, there's a place on the Senate floor where there's
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: like a very and it goes right down to.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: The other spring walls.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Well, the way barstool wraps around is any scubble bok
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: by the stairs. You can hear right in that back
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: exactly exactly.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: It's like a it's like a can with a string.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: No, this is a listening office. Sometimes people will say
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: something and someone will just like join the conversation from
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: across room.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: It's just there's so much empty space.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why they have all the t shirts, just
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: like lining the windows to kind of quiet down. Have
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: you ever looked at this place from the outside.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all just merch.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: It's just merch, like lining the air no wonder the
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: like temperature is just regulated in here. There's just like
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: merch on top of every air conditioning unit.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Does the air guy still come in like every day?
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: I guess it's cold right now, so probably not.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: He's around. He's around. What's that what's that guy's name?
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but I know he's in there. In
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: the summer, he comes in almost every day and they'll
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: crank it to like.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Thirty Mosha or something like that. Is it Mosha, it's Mosha, Mosha, Mosha.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: He like thirty, and then comes in the next day
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: and bumps it back up to ninety, and then comes
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: in the day after and drops it back down to forty.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: And you always get pissed about people smoking on the
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: on the balcony and you had to wedge the door open,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: but then that would let out all this good air conditioning.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: He would come and slam it shut and yelled everybody,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: that's his art. It's not his juris fucking addiction and
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: his art just fly out the windows. It's not his jurisdiction.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: It's my art. Once I start feeling it on my skin,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: it's mine to do what I want with it. The
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: air conditioning when it touches me.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: I was on that second leg of my flight from
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: Oklahoma to San Francisco, and it was on a small plane. Yeah,
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: and when we got on the plane, I mean it
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: was freezing. But I love that.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: I hate that.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: I love that.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: The jetway just the jetway.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Air no, no, the air conditioning on the plane, oh,
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: on the actual plane. And then got it clearly some
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: little fragile, fucking cunt complained about it, and then they
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: switched it and it went from cold and comfort bowl
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: to sauna level dry heat, blasting oozing out of the plane.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: I actually thought we were like in trouble. I hate
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: that more than the cold, thank you. To be clear,
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: that's reasonable because as I said to the fetching stewardess
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: who came by, she was fetching. Wow, she was, what's
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: that for?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: What I think fetching me is like a beautiful lady.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, I thought you mean she was like
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: looking for something orders or something, I don't know, fetching
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: drink orders.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, she she was.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: That's a pretty crazy way to say it.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: But yeah, it got so hot, and you people, you
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: people around me were like fanning themselves with the in
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: flight magazines and stuff. And I said to her, I said,
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, would you Is there any way we can
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: turn the heat down? She goes, I get it. She
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: goes that these old small planes, you touch it one
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: little little bit, it goes all the way to the
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: other extreme. We'll find it. We' we're working on it.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: I said, no problem. And then later on she came
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: back and they'd fixed the temperature. She was like, is
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: that a little better? And I was like, yeah, it's
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: totally fine now, I said, you know it, really it
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: really drives me crazy because people who are cold can
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: put on more clothes.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Mmm.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: You say this to her?
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I go, I can't get naked on this plane.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: And she laughed so hard that I could tell she
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: wanted my number. But I'm not going to do that
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: because she's it was a United flight. Oh, and I'd
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: rather die in a fiery plane crash than go out
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: with the United stewardess.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Right, And that's principles.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: It's principles, it's loyalty. It's the perks that would probably
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: come with dating a Delta stewardess.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, you don't like to mix airlines.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: I can't imagine there's many perks of dating a Delta stewardess.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: I'm sure there are.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: I think you probably have to be married well to.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: A Delta stewardess. Yeah, to get the perks. They have
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: buddy passes. You don't think they have buddy pass or
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: is that only on Spirit airlines?
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: R I P.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Spirit's gone.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: You guys served well, and the prices are surging.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Let me tell you that, what about Uh, you don't
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: think that, you don't think that a stewardess civil union
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: if we were, if we were domestic partners?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: No, what it offset? And what did it offset? Your
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: concerned about this said stewardess being in city every night too?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: What did you say?
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I did a little ad lib like offset? Could you
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: repeat your question real quick?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Would it offset the Uh? Your suspicions about her sleeping
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: in a different city every night and flying with a
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: male pilot everywhere that she went, Oh.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that would be my life. Yeah,
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that's the lifestyle for me dating
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: a stewardestewardist stewardist.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: A stewardess.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: That makes it sound like a newdist to Stuart's stewart stewardess,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the stewardess. You're putting a t on it.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Who gives a fuck.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Stewardest?
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Have you guys been keeping up on this JP Morgan
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: scandal a little? So I'm hearing now that apparently it
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: is true.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: What Yeah, Oh, come on, you can't put the rabbit
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: back in the hat.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Apparently they're saying that he tried or JP Morgan tried
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: to settle for a million dollars before it became public, and.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: The way he said that, you were like he the
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: way as if JP Morgan himself the one trying to
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: hush it up.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Well, apparently JP Morgan tried to settle for a million
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: dollars before it came out, and then the dude came
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: back and countered with eleven million dollars and they said no.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: He was like, what was chicken fry offered?
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: I want that offered, and then he turned it down
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: to so as much as something people don't like about
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: that number.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not enough. Yeah, it's not enough to change it forever.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Even though maybe JP Morgan turned it down or declined
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: to that offer. I don't know what it was.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: But then I thought it was all fake. I thought
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: he made it all up.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: But now that there was like a second wave of
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: information that he had a roommate sleeping on the couch
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: and she came out, asked naked and was like I
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: want you to fuck me too, Like she was basically
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: soliciting a threesome. A very forward woman apparently, Yeah, an
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: absolute girl boss. This is when she Eowing goes bad,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: girl Boston goes too far. That's what would happen. If really,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: if women want all of these workplaces, equality things, that's
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: what will happen. They will start being harassed, the malls
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: will start being harassed. They're gonna go too far with it.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: I saw that she like went up to him at
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: a concert and like whispered in his ear, like I
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: own you, brownie, which is crazy.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: He probably got so hard.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Sound like it sounds like I mean she was drugging him.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: How I just don't understand. I thought that that was disproved.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: She was drugging him with viagath him against his will.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: I think what happened is the story came out, everyone
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: was like, this is crazy, and then everyone found out
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: that it was like an Indian dude, and then they
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: were like, now this is fake, and now it's real,
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: And now we're all kind of just realizing that, like
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: the whole world united in racism against this one dude
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: who ended up being true. He ended up telling the truth.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: Come on? Is it so it really is true?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know, no one. It's like the the blue dress,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: white dress like that, No one knows if it is true.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Do we trust the sheeo or do we trust one
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: of our notoriously horny Indian brothers.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: That's a true rock and a hard place. That's an
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: immovable object and an unstoppable for Actually, yeah, sheeo completely movable.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: You cannot take her out of office and then an
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: unstoppable force. One of our brothers, one of.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Our brothers out west.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: Well look you get you know, some people cannot resist
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: the purp. Yeah, that purple D. That Indian D. Have
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: you seen the purple purple Indian D before? Now looks
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: like Boysenberry.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: They have Boysenberry penis.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they do. The head is a deep, deep magenta lilac,
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: almost like a lilac.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: That's the person watching Porno on a big TV.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: You pick up on chill you.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Get a color. It matches the wallpaper.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you think?
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, I just don't so much to so many questions.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: So much to unpack about this guy. I feel like
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I just need more and more information. I want the
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: documentary on this as well. I want to know everything
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: that happened. I need to know, like to the very bottom,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: because I still don't believe him.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, it seems like that's kind of the way
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: to like, no one really believes him, but also like
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: she so she's still working there, right.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she still sexually it's at that office.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: Currently, she's still enslaving people.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like the situation where it's like he
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: loses the job because you know, and Rabel gets to
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: keep the job. She gets to keep the job.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: Wait, her last name is a little confusing.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Don't get too hung up.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: You don't mess with the Albanians.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: The Deani made you think that she was also of
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: the faith.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: She's not of the cloth. She's not a woman of
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: the Oh.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: But that was the other thing too, is apparently's death
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: for Yeah, yeah, he agrievement leave or Greek whatever, Yeah,
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: just to get off of work. No, no, it's not,
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: which is never a that's not a good sign for her.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: For the dude, it's definitely.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's boy who cried fake story.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: But I do get turning down the eleven million dollars
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: because like, if he's telling the truth and he's got
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: a real case here, Like.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: But they said JP Morgan turned down the eleven so
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: he turned down the one million. He's probably like one million,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: you're JP Morgan. That doesn't mean shit to me.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, So JP Morgan turned down the eleven, so
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: he's probably but.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, so his story probably sucks.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: He's coming back.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: They're not gonna fifty. He wants fifty.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: I'd be coming back for fifty. JP Morgan. You were
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: a slave in JP Morgan's office, Like, I'm coming for
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: the whole company.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be name what's his name?
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Looking for billions?
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: He should be coming. Well, if it really happened, he
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: would be coming for billions. Yeah, fifty makes me think
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: that it's fake because he's not coming for enough cash.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: M damn.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: They they're they're they're wiping his name under the rug.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: They don't want everyone to know this. This brother's name.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I saw it in the headline earlier. Chi Ryu Yana
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Chirayu Rana.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: Walla ya Yeah yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Sure you Rana, cheer you Rana?
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: Sure you.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: If I had to guess, sure.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I've also watched videos of Indian people having a hard
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: time pronouncing some of our words, So I don't feel
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: bad about now. No, this is no shame, no same,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: It's just a different new name for me to memorize.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: What's the minority that you guys like the most.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Minority?
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: What minority is your what are you? When you see them,
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: you're like, oh, I'm gonna.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Technically, white guys are a minority in the world. Asian
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Asian men actually rule the world statistically. We're actually Asian
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: women are the true majority of the world.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: So they're the one group it's fine for us to hate.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so the ones. Everything else is punching down, right, No,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: we're punching up against them.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: You're allowed to be mean to Asian women, which is
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: what this woman did. Well, she's an Asian woman technically, right.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: No, she's Albanian, she's European. Yeah, yeah, And so she
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: was coming at an Asian woman. She said, what did
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: she say, fish fish head, fish head cannons?
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: You know, she said, your titless wife doesn't have your
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: titless fish head. Asian doesn't have cannon.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: But she was punching up because she's a white woman,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: and there's more Asian women than white women in the world.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: So that is a clean shot. Let's make that clear.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: That's clean. She did nothing wrong there. Oh it says
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: x JP more. Oh no, that's him. He was So
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: he was a got fired.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Poor guy.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: I just wanted to double back to that question favorite
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: minority that if you see them or you you know,
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: you say, I'm excited.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great, that's a great answer.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Any other questions, Nope, that was the only question I.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Had, perfectly played unbelievable. I really mannequin skywalker flying sideways.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Through the.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: I like I like Indians, I really do.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they cracked me up because they because they're a
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: great sense of humor.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: I just have some Indian friends and they get drunk
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: in a way that makes me fucking laugh my head
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: off every time I get drunk with them. They're hilarious.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: I love that. Love that too. Good culture, great culture
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: out here. A lot of culture out in my new
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: my new stopping grounds will tell you that.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Oh they got it all. A lot of culture, densely populated.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Oh they're talking about like the Greek yogurt.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot at your Bannie in the house.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: The culture, the culture yogurt exactly. Yeah.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's what? What's what kind of cultures have you
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: run into out there so far? Mostly just Middle Eastern brothers,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Asian brothers, or fish headed Asian women.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Or Asian women.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: No, I got Yeah, I guess I don't really know.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: To be honest, it's a lot.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: It's a mix mixed bag.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: That you can't even put your finger on it. Yeah, guys,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: let's talk about Fabletics. Fabletics has been literally all that
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I've been wearing. These pants are Fabletics. I'm getting so
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: many compliments on them. I'm shocked, honestly that Fabletics has
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: because you think obviously, you think fabulous, and you think
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: athletic here, which they do have fabulous athletic here, but
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: they have leisurely lounge wear and uh, you know that
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: that casual but also dressy look that also makes every
• 48:28
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• 48:32
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  Speaker 1: We also have that dog video come out too. Oh
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  Speaker 1: we're not gonna give it. We're not gonna spoil the
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  Speaker 1: dog video.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: All those dogs came in and these guys did a
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  Speaker 1: nice video with the dogs.
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  Speaker 5: We held them all underwater and only one survived, and
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  Speaker 5: we knew that would be our champion battle dogs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, fighter dogs.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Really good dog?
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  Speaker 4: Was that?
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: What was the Kruela Deville? What was her plan with
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: the dogs? She was gonna skin them alive or drown them.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: So she turned them into coats?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Why not wait until the Why why make puppies into coats?
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: Uh? Supple but warm? Why eat? Why eat veal instead
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: of beef?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: But it's like, uh iy do pedophiles like younger women?
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: There's so many ways to go with this.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I just think that if you wait a little bit,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: it'll turn into more for coats, you know what I mean.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: It's like steak I guess could grow into a bigger steak.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: It's a shame. They probably could have saved all those dumbatians.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: So don't you think like if they knew, like, hey,
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: by the way, no one's going to be wearing this
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  Speaker 4: in like five years. They don't killed all those dogs.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: I always wondered, like, what kind of a fucking dog
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  Speaker 5: has one hundred and one puppies in a litter? Yeah,
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: you don't think you'd realize halfway through that dog's pregnancy, Like,
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: something's really wrong here.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: She's dragging her stomach behind her like a wheelbarrow.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like Sparkles is way too big?
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: Is that what they said?
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: They said it was one hundred, one hundred and one Dalmatians.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the largest litter ever was twenty four so
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: more than four x the biggest litter ever. That's a
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, how about that super sperm of the Dalmatian dad?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I know, daddy Dalmats.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do they show him out of the picture.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I heard that the bitch mom from one hundred and
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: one Dalmatians got pregnant in a little doggie gang bang.
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think the dad was like hanging around the
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: hospital bed and then when the nineteenth puppy.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Came out, he was like, there's a cigarette.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: Badly, I can't afford this.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: I work at the airports. No amount of child support
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: is going to pay for these hundred children.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was probably in cahoots with Devillebly like Davil
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I have a fucking problem.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: I have distinct memories from movies like that that we
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: watched when I was a child. In that one, for me,
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: the distinct memory was when they cover up the tracks
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: uh as they're walking through the snow, and then they
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: do that, and then at another point they I think,
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: they cover themselves in slacks on the soot and are
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: walking by, and Kruela Deville and her henchmen are like,
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: surely those one hundred and one black dogs couldn't be
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: the Dalmatians we're looking for.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I'm racist, Darling. I don't want a black doll.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Yea ours had some white And then the snow drops
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: on them in it. Oh really, it uncovers the white
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: beneath and then they figure it out.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Irons. I don't remember that movie at all.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I just remember her two henchmen, one tall, skinny guy
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: and then one like rounder guy. And I went on
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: a trip to Penn State actually with Marty and Big
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Ev and I showed them that picture and they just
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: didn't think it was funny at all. I think I
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: was like, this is you guys.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: Also, and they were like, it's also the Wet Bandits. Yeah.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I feel like a great archetype, a tall skinny guy
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: or Pirates of the Caribbean. The two like bumbling pirates.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: One of them's tall, skinny, the other one's fat. It's
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: just such a nice archetype for dumb hens crew, for
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: a dumb duo.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: And someone win that barstool after dark thing?
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Is that over?
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: I think it's still going on.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: No way, Yeah, I don't know that.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: That's insane. That seemed so terrible to do. Did you
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: see Meek Phil spit on.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: I didn't even see it.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: I just read that.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I was tweet Meek Phil spit on Dana?
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: Why because he rejected? Right?
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: He was angry that Dana was like putting his ball
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: sweat close to him, and so we fucking they're screaming
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: at each other, and then he spit on him and Dana.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: How funny is that?
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: He goes and then he got sent home, right, Meek,
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: and he's.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: Against the rules. You can't spin on someone, and he
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: got ejected for that.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: They said that if they said that he could stay,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: if Dana could sit and spit in his face and
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: he left, he wouldn't do that.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't let Is it down to those three at
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: this point? It's just Dana and Bluntman.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: And oh my god, and they're they're shitting in the room. Dude,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: it's fully discussed.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: I think at this point, since it's just Dana and Bluntman. Now,
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: I think like they're literally like just pissing and shipping
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: their pants.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: They're wearing like diapers that are puffy and full, like
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: a toddler's diaper. Yeah, Meek, Phil's throwing milk on him,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: throwing milk on blunt Man.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: Why was he doing that?
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: That's a compliment from Phil, right, he loves milk.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: He'd rather be covered in milk.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: But I think Bluntman hates milk. That's like his big thing.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Pissed off. You can tell how mad I would I
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: would be.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: I mean, I would never do this.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: But so they have. They slept no er, yes, how.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: They let them sleep on the ground.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I think after this one, maybe you sign up if
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: you don't know that you're gonna be like shitting in
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: a room with like Deutsch and Kdik and Dana. But like,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: who's signing up for the next one of this? Who's
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: like I just saw a blunt Man fucking Well.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: What they'll do is they'll raise the money, you think, Yeah,
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: they'll be like, all right, nobody's gonna want to do it,
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: so let's make it kind.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Of shit in a room.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: I don't think there's an amount of money that could
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: get me to do that.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: No, I mean either. I hope Dana wins though. That
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: would be really fun.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: That would be great.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: But that's a good final two. They're both easy to
• 56:43
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• 56:44
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• 57:03
  Speaker 5: Every time I see blunt men at the Chicago office,
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: I'm like hey man and he's like hey yeah, yeah,
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: Like you're not for real. There's the way you fucking
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: talk that well he chose a lane. No, I think
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: that saw you were once and you were like, bingo,
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: you know I'm gonna do that. I've played I played
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: cod with blunt Man. He's pretty good. Is he really? Yeah?
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: That's exciting to hear.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's very good.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Actually, I like to go to high school with Sabrina
• 57:38
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• 58:00
  Speaker 5: Blood Man looks like what I would look like if
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: I got captured by the Taliban and they like force
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: fed me too much.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: You wish you had a beard like his.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: Dude. That that I'm telling you, that guy is what
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: I would look like. I would look like, certainly like
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: Nicholas Brody.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: According to Gemini, there's no dating history between Sabrina Carpenter
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: and Liam Bluntman.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: It doesn't mean it didn't happen.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Well, why would be denying you would? Uh, and please
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: take this with respect. You'd be great at the Taliban.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: I'd be good at it, at it or being in
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: them if he.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Was one of them, if you got if you wound
• 58:45
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• 58:47
  Speaker 1: You'd be one of their top guys. And I mean
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• 58:51
  Speaker 5: Uh, yeah, I know, I mean I would hope it. Look,
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: I've always believed that whatever I do, anything worth doing,
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: is worth doing well, yep, exactly, And if the Taliban
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: is worth doing, you know, you'd be the most faithful
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: thirteen wives. I cut off the hands of like six
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: of them for burning the rice, and.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: You would have like the hierarchy really locked in. You'd
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: be like, this guy isn't following the fucking law?
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: I guess killing.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd be pop quizzing them on Sharia law every day,
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: like who is the prophet's fourteenth son? Whatever?
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: You know, you'd be super disciplined.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: Do you think the Taliban like, do you think like
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: they have anyone who could compare to like the highest
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: level of soldier in like the United States?
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, didn't you watch uh, didn't you watch Lone Survivor? Yeah,
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: remember that scene where they're like, why are they so fast?
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: There?
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: As fast as we are?
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: Is it? Are they the Taliban?
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: And that? Yeah?
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: For sure didn't know that.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Taliban had some hitters. Have you ever seen the
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: videos of huh some demons? They definitely did. Have you
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: ever seen the video of US soldiers like wrestling with
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: local Afghanisan stuff?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: The videos are I mean, these guys come from a
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: wrestling background. They're very good at wrestling.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: Born in blood.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Then that's why they that's where they were looking to
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: take the war to the hand. If they yeah, if
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: they really should just go back to hand to hand,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: if they got it on the mat, just no weapons,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: no guns, like Gangs of New York style, like like.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: Let's get our weapons, you guys, get your best guy.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Then like let's broadcast. Let's all make some money off
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: of this, you know, just sell it.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: Did you see the clip of Miles Garrett going going
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: one on one with the sumo wrestler. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: it's no, it's uh Michael, it's Michael Parsons, but still awesome.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just runs dead into it.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: Well he's so convinced he can figure it out and
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: he's not wrong.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: And I guess it's them a little bit at the
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: end to move, but the first couple of times it's
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: literally like just a rock.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder how they how they're good at that?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Remember their movie their replacements, they did have a sumo
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: bro as the as one of the old linemens.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: That's right, he ate all the eggs and then threw up. Yeah,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: but do you think that sumo wrestler is like in
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: the gym doing like front squats a lot?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Definitely you do.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't how strong that like these? I know
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: he's incredibly strong. I'm just wondering if they have like
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: of work.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's just eating eggs.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: It's all lower body strength. Yeah, legs stomps, sliding steps, No, Harry,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: those are not front squats.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: What's the TEPO though, we got to see the tep
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: it says they.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: Focus on extreme lower body strength.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, by doing leg stomps. That's like me being like, yeah,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: I worked on my chest the other day by squishing ants. Yeah,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: I do a classic Eastern medicine chest workout.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: What the fuck is a legs stomp?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: They're literally stomping their way into strength. They're getting huge
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: legs by just stamping on the ground.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: Like someone should tell them that if they just got
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: some barbells in like the room, and they could probably.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: If they got Oklahoma's strength and conditioning coach, they could
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: really fucking blow the gym off.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: The speed up that process.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: It used to be on TV all the time on
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: like ESPN two. It was awesome to watch on like
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Saturday mornings. Look at that flexibility. God damn busted open
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: for a real one. Yeah, look how deep they get.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way those guys aren't squatting.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: But imagine if they were on like a sick program,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: like that video of Ray Shawn Slater doing a front
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: squat while all of the Northwestern teenmage.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be sick.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: The sumo guys were like that. We never see them clifting,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: We never even see them getting violent.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: I mean supposedly, being a sumo wrestler is like the highest.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Level of what's the only Japanese fat bros.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Respect you can get in Japan?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: Demi gods?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's cool because I remember when that Micah Parsons
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: video came out. Everyone was like, why in an NFL
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: team just pick up these guys, And they were like,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: because a lot of them don't want to play in
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: the NFL because life is better there. Yeah, because they're
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: like kings in Japan.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: It's like the YouTube golf of exactly right, their YouTube
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: golfer sumo wrestlers.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Now they'll understand.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: It's like, why would I grind my way through mini camp?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: You know I can be a god?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: Play I play for the Jets potentially, you know, we're
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: tanking for a draft pick. Meanwhile, I'm back here. I
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: have a temple.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on the mountain, under a cherry blossom by a
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: babbling brook.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: It's probably such a nice, such a nice because when
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I went in the summer, they're like, yeah, it's not
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: sumo season. There's just no sumos around, like they were
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: a migratory bird.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they must be like training in the mountains or something.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just had their their time off. It was
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: geishous season.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: Do you think they have like a competitive schedule or
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: is it just like they kind of just exist in
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: peak form?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: So?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: Uh so every other month the hun boshal.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: Is there a current champion of Japan? Is there like
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: a there's top guy who's just been the reigning champ.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: Is they're a greatest champion ever? Yokozuna oh on a
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: sakto Daiki.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: God damn, that's a big boy, back to back champ,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: big big old Japanese baby.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: Wow cool.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: I would love to slap body with them, And I
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: just feel like it'd be kind of comforting to just
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: run my body into theirs, you know what I mean.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: It's like wearing a weighted blanket. Yeah, it would be
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: nice to feel the weight of a sweaty sumo man
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: smashing right through them.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: And greeting your dad when he gets home from war.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, it'd be nice, or just wrap.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: You up in his arms and pick you up off
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: the ground. Speaking of body issues, so that course of
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: medicine that I had gone on to work on my
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: heart stuff didn't work, and now I have to take
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: a new one called Repatha, which is an injectible. Oh,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: and every two weeks I have to inject myself in
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: the stomach fat. And I was like, I don't have
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  Speaker 5: any of that. What do I do? You got to
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: get fat? And they were like, well, you've got to pinch.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta pinch it and do that. So I have
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: to I have to shoot myself up with this, and
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: I have to remain on the baby aspirint and I
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: have to remain on the receuvistat and I have all
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: I'm taking a lot now, damn.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, No, it's all.
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  Speaker 5: All the pills are on the same day, and then
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: the injectibles once every two.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: D At that point, why not just take a peptide
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: that's also going to lower your cholesterol.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: Do they Nobody has said anything about the peptides to me.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I think that's because they don't want you to know.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: It's because you got to, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 4: These they're easy to get.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: Peptides are injectibles as well, right right, and you just
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: and people rave about those. Is that what like Will
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: Compton was on and all the they were all doing.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: That was steroids?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: What what was it?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: Probably? I know, like like I know, like I remember
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: like two years ago, one of my buddies, Derek Dresher,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: got like he had like an injury in his arm
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: and he got like peptides and like injected the spot
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: of the injury and it like healed like super quick.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what is that? That's what?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Pat?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: What did he?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Tears achilles?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: And Yeah?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I saw him downstairs doing a ladder drill like on
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: one foot, hopping his injured thing. He was like hop
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: scotching across it.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 5: What our peptides.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Is that they'll do everything for you.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: TB five hundred, BPC one fifty seven standard stuff like that.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Really nice stack. Yeah wow, And then you're just a
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: little injection, So why not inject that.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, you're already injecting, you may as well, Like
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: this is inject the best. The biggest hang up on
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: doing steroids is like I don't want to have to inject,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: but you already do so you may well.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: I'm under I brought my weight back down under to
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: twenty oh just by traveling for a week. Really where
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: I wasn't I don't know, eating a pie a night.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but where I mean that pie isn't even going anywhere?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Like you need that pie is fuel? Like how somebody
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: who's doing the Tour de France can just like have
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: a cake and it's it's clean fuel for them.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: We tell ourselves that. I tell myself that it's not true.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: Don't say that fundamentally not true.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Don't say that I don't know you could take a
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: pecan pie and a pinch.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: I'm going to an Indian restaurant tonight with some friends
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: of mine.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Oh you love their people.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: I love Indian food.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Can I have a big laugh?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: Sema a mango lasi. I'm gonna It's called Ambassador's Club.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: It's supposed to be one of the hot new Indian restaurants.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, I'll let you guys know how it is.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: Apparently the food is more Punjabi than Bengali or whatever.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: A bit of a British name.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Honestly, Ambassads Club, sure is. Yeah, give me like the
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: how cool is this look at that we would like this?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: We should go. I'm already telling you I'm going to
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: come back with rave reviews and then we're gonna go. Harry,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: would you be willing to have Indian food for oh?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: I love Indian food for your birthday?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: Do you actually?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: I get eat Indian food all the time. I love Indian.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bendalaloo, bendaalu can be really spicy, That's what I like.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: You like it hot as hell?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: You can handle that?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, come on? Oh yeah.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: When you get vindalalu, what heat level do you order
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: it at?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: Be honest, The last time I had vindaloo, they said
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: it's very hot and I said, how hot? And they
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: said this green sauce was a five. Venduluo's a nine,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: And I was like, well, the green sauce wasn't hot
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: at all, so give me the nine.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Green sauce is never hot.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: Never.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: The green sauce is amazing though.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then I had it and it was fine.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: I mean it was definitely like it was definitely very hot.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: Were you sweating?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: No, borrow, were you in? Don't tell me? It was Manhattan.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: I don't remember. I don't remember what that was a
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: long time ago. It was the last time I went
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: out to get Indian.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: Can you really handle spice too?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I'm always there for a challenge. I'm not going to
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: ever be like, I don't want to have that. It's
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: too spicy.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: M I'm not so good with it.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: I think just we get one spicy item. Of course,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: we get the.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: Or the.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: The beef Rogan Josh.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: Just can't be how it's pronounced, beef frogan Josh. You
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: really hit the josh on it though, Josh, Yeah, my
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: boy beef Brogan Josh.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: B Frogan Josh sounds like a like a version of
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: Protect our Parks. It's like, oh, who's on again? Oh
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: it's beef Brogan and Josh. That's when they get together.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: It's my favorite beef Rogan Josh.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: Must listen.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: I would definitely I would kill to go to this
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: just just for like a little bit of a team
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: building exercise.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: Definitely down, I would definitely hit it.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Well, but for what about for lunch? What about for lunch?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Someday we can do that, sas, what do you want
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: to know about that?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: Why I don't know about Indian for lunch?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Why it's just the day is over. You just have
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: this ship right after. That's not that's not how it
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: actually works. No, it is you go have the Mago losses.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: You go and then you just chill out for a
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: little bit and then record a podcast about how the
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Indian food affected your body.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: True?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: True, pretty easy?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: Are you? When's your birthday?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: The packs into here come home?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: April fifth?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: We just had it.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but first one month anniversary of his birthday.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: That's worth it for.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: His fourteen month anniversary of his last birthday.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: Guys. Harvard lacrosse did not make the tournament. What I
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: was pretty sad.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: It's burying the lead beat Syracuse this year.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: I know, and that was probably their most significant win
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: towards the end of the season. They just didn't win
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: any of the game that they needed to, uh, and
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: they didn't get in that large bid. But they they
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: hurt their I think their face off. Guys got hurt
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: and that ended up being a huge problem.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: We'll always have Syracuse will always have Syracuse twenty twenty
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: six seven. Yeah, we'll be back for twenty six twenty seven.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: We're not worried.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: I think next year is a major year. Who are
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: the teams in the tournament? Does that show it right there?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Of course that's a blind guest.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: Tyler is a wizard at the computer.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Aal's got to be in Cornell. It's got to be
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: one of them. See he is always good. Penn State
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: probably pretty good, Dame probably good.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: Eighth seeds, so they're not that good.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: I think Penn State, Okay, they're one of the top
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: eight teams.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: I think Notre Dame is the number one.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: Another. Who's the one seed? Oh, Princeton's the one seed?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: We lost to Princeton by a goal, thirteen to twelve,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: and we were up a goal with like two minutes
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: to that. If we had won that game, we would
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: have been in.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: That would have been a high quality win.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: Well, we got a loaded Saturday at least, yeah.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Army Army, Penn State and then Hopkins game afterwards. Yeah,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: that's going to be classic.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: We gotta get out Sunday. Great last weekend, Yeah, Georgetown Virginia.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I got to get my draft.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: Kings played surprise Ducks, isn't in it this year?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Ducks playing a league up Ducks Lax.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: They were so good. Oh yeah, they were so good
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: at lacrosse. I know Duxbury. I remember, Uh, there'd be kids,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: there'd be kids at the camps from Yeah, yeah that
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: I went to.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: You ever play against Max Quinsani?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah I did.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was on Duxbury.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: My sophomore year, we played at Duke and he was
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: on the team.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: We also played them, No, we didn't play them. Yeah,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: we must have played them my freshman year as well,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: because they beat the ship out of us freshman year.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Quinn the Dark Wizard.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: That was when they had Yeah, that's.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: When they had who.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: That's when they they had Danowski, Greer and Quinzani all
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: on the same team and they were just better than
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: everyone else.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Quin Zani, Yeah, that dude was insane.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: He was like a legend growing up.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he must have set all kinds of records in Massachusetts.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: What's he up to these days, I'm not sure.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: Probably something.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: Sophomore year we beat them at Duke very early in
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: the season, and they were like one of the best
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: teams in the country. It was probably the biggest this
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: college or high school college. It's probably the biggest win
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: in our teams. Wow, it was a huge upset for us.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: That's Syracuse, of course.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: No, I think this was a bigger upset. They were
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: number one in the country when we beat them, and
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: that mattered to them so much that the next year
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: when they came to play US at Harvard and it
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: was in Harvard state him under the lights, it was
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: like the marquee game of the season. And Max Quinzani
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: had his whole fucking town come out from you know,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: Duxbury to Boston and there were it was the most
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: fans that had ever come.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: To a hard college to was he like insane? Think
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: he was one of the best players in the country. True, And.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: They beat They went up ten zero before before we
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: even touched the ball. What rough they And after the
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: game I spoke to one of them because I knew him,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: and I was like, what uh, what was going on there?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: And he goes, when you guys beat us last year,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: we circled this game on the calendar for the next
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: year as a game that mattered more than any game
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: to us. They it was it was really men among boys,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: small world, Zani.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: There was a grade school soccer team we played against
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: the Haverford School that the second half they own their
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: coach only let them shoot with their left foot, truly embarrassing.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: One of the kids, like I think, scored a goal
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: righty and the coach was screaming at him.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nothing worse than like when you've given out the
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: silent signal that like we're not going to shoot anymore
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: because we're beating the ship out of a team. And
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: then someone is just so open that for them not
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: to shoot would be bad, and they shoot and score
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: and then everyone gets mad at that.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we told you we're not supposed to do that.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: They're fucking sucked even a riding home with their parents.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: So embarrassing, like fucking whisper that ship on the sideline.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: Don't yell at the kid for shooting righty in front
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: of us. My God, my self esteem.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: I do love that Jimmy Tatrow video that he made
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: where they like, give the ball to the kid whose
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: hearts of potato. Yeah, and then someone tackles.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: Someone just fucking slang the he's celebrating on the field.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: It's a classic. All right, boys, I gotta run unfortunately.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, it's too bad, but a great, great time
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: as usual. Always good to see you guys.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Episode four hundred coming next week. We want to try
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: and get four hundred thousand subscribers by then. Shove up,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: create a new accounts up from that one. It's the
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: least you could do, or else We're not putting it out.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: All right, We'll see you guys next week. Thank you, goodbye,