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Popping Off: Too Hot To Handle S6 Ep 3 · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, Welcome to another episode of Popping Off with
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Speaker 1: myself and Emily Simpson.
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Speaker 2: Hi.
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Speaker 1: We found out some fantastic news yesterday. Fantastic. I mean,
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Speaker 1: if I you would have thought I was a kid
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Speaker 1: at a candy store that hasn't been allowed candy in
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Speaker 1: six months. When iHeart approved that we get to do
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Speaker 1: the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, it just made me
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Speaker 1: so happy. That show starts September six, which is right
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Speaker 1: around the time that's too Hot to handle ends. And
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Speaker 1: I'm just telling every single one of you go to
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Speaker 1: TikTok type in hashtag mom talk. I realized this is
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Speaker 1: not probably your age demographic, as it is not mine either,
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Speaker 1: or Emilice because clearly she's older.
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Speaker 2: Thank you for distinguishing. I appreciate that.
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Speaker 1: But it was a little bit of it was a
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Speaker 1: little bit of happiness just that we get to discuss
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Speaker 1: this because it's so juicy. It's so good. Do your
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Speaker 1: research on the talk before we start talking about it.
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Speaker 1: But before we even get into that, Emily, Yeah, I'm
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Speaker 1: just I'm gonna have to tell you I talked a
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Speaker 1: little shit about you on the last pot.
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Speaker 2: Well, I don't watch the show or listen to you,
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Speaker 2: So it's fine.
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Speaker 1: I just said, I'm just gonna let you know. I
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Speaker 1: can't really talk about it, but I said that I
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Speaker 1: you know, I always love your shade. I love when
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Speaker 1: you're funny. You're the queen of like funny shade. But
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Speaker 1: in this one instance, and I'm gonna blame maybe the
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Speaker 1: soda machine that you guys were script spraying on each
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Speaker 1: other's crotches and whatnot for maybe this outlandish comment. But
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Speaker 1: you loan Jen your coat, and then you walked outside
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Speaker 1: and you said something along the lines of, oh my god,
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Speaker 1: you look so rich. But then I realized it was
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Speaker 1: just that you're in my coat.
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Speaker 2: I don't even remember saying that, but I didn't. I
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Speaker 2: didn't loan it to her. I think she just carried
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Speaker 2: it out for me.
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Speaker 1: And then I mean she had it on.
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Speaker 2: I was just joking. It was just a joke. I
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Speaker 2: say shit like that all the time.
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Speaker 1: I mean, you say worship to me all the time.
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Speaker 1: But I know, right, but I don't really care. But
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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, I was like fucking Emily,
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Speaker 1: like hid her when she's down, bitch, Like she's already
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Speaker 1: can't pay her rent, and now you got to make
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Speaker 1: fun like that she's only rich in your coat, damn it,
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Speaker 1: damn it, poor girl.
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Speaker 2: Well okay, but also let me just give you a
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Speaker 2: little background information. On the way to that bar. She
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Speaker 2: does make jokes about not having money. So I feel
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Speaker 2: like someone someone is self deprecating and they open it up,
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Speaker 2: then I feel like I can take the shot. So
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Speaker 2: I thought that that's where I was coming from.
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Speaker 1: And Gene and I do get that. I do understand
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Speaker 1: that we that once you're self deprecating, but I wish,
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Speaker 1: as a viewer of the show, at that moment, Jen
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Speaker 1: would have sunk down and been like, I am well,
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Speaker 1: she would have gone likely, Yeah, I mean I like that.
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Speaker 2: I like a good you. I like to spar I
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Speaker 2: like to to That's why I like I like Heather,
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Speaker 2: because she's a worthy opponent. Like Heather wentn't back down.
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Speaker 2: She would have like told me off and then we
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Speaker 2: would have went at it and it would have been great.
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Speaker 2: I enjoy that. So but again just a little bit
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Speaker 2: of context. Jen does take shots at herself and jokes
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Speaker 2: about it, So to me, that was like opening the
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Speaker 2: door to being able to joke about it. So that's
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Speaker 2: why I love doing a podcast with you because I
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Speaker 2: enjoyed hitting it, but you don't.
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Speaker 1: And you enjoy it.
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Speaker 3: I know I enjoy attempting to offend you.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Well this this is the first thing
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Speaker 1: that we're going to get into. It's a headline for
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Speaker 1: Too Hot to Handle. Too Hot to Handle Star Mary's
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Speaker 1: prisoner who proposed after just six weeks.
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Speaker 2: Okay. When I first saw this headline and I looked
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Speaker 2: at the photo, I thought this was the blonde girl Gianna.
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Speaker 2: Is that her name from the season that we're recapping,
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Speaker 2: And then I realized it's not. This is someone from
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Speaker 2: a different.
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Speaker 1: This is someone from a past season, and not a
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Speaker 1: shocking turn of events. This prisoner has a I can't
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Speaker 1: really tell if it's a sword or a cross on
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Speaker 1: his forehead. It's a it's a tattoo, and he was.
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Speaker 2: Convicted of homicide, so let's go with sword, okay.
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Speaker 1: And then there's either an S or a money sign
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Speaker 1: or It's very hard to tell with my old eyes,
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Speaker 1: but they're both. I do appreciate they're both in white.
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Speaker 1: At Prison Netflix, star redefined the expression ball and chain
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Speaker 1: after marrying a prisoner who proposed to her after she'd
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Speaker 1: been just dating for six weeks. I thought he was
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Speaker 1: a really emotionally intelligent real estate agent, Laura Gurkey said,
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Speaker 1: was referring to her husband, Joshua Stewart. I do like
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Speaker 1: that he has a fancy name. Wait, Joshua, Joshua, Like
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Speaker 1: it's not it's Joshua, right, who's currently serving time in
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Speaker 1: Washington State in the US for homicide and possessing a
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Speaker 1: controlled substance. Gurky started the Netflix dating series Too Hot
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Speaker 1: to Handle Germany. It all started when she saw a
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Speaker 1: TikTok video about corresponding with the incarcerated via the social
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Speaker 1: networking site right a Prisoner dot com. Hold on, let me,
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Speaker 1: I need to put this into my phone because I
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Speaker 1: gotta get shit to do when I get done here.
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Speaker 1: Right a prisoner?
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Speaker 2: You got to write a prisoner. I feel like you
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Speaker 2: should always have a plan B. You never know what's
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Speaker 2: going to happen.
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Speaker 1: You know what. And if the only guy I can
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Speaker 1: get is because he's in prison and has no other options,
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Speaker 1: maybe that's what I'm gonna need to do for a
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Speaker 1: conjugal visit.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but apparently there's a very emotionally intelligent prisoners, So yeah,
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Speaker 2: I feel like you could really find like a deep
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Speaker 2: connection with someone.
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Speaker 1: I think I could because in February, Stuart popped the
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Speaker 1: question during a phone call, sexy, how else can he
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Speaker 1: do it with his future wife on the outside. Gurky
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Speaker 1: said yes and flew out to Washington straight away for
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Speaker 1: a ninety minute prison ceremony. It was a prison marriage.
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Speaker 1: One of the other inmates was his best man, and
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Speaker 1: she recounted, we were all in white and had our
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Speaker 1: own color theme. It felt super right.
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Speaker 2: What is all in white and color theme? Is it
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Speaker 2: your color theme? White?
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Speaker 3: Because those are the prison uniforms. No, she's saying that they.
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Speaker 1: Weren't in yellow in the regular prison uniforms. I got.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I got it. They got to wear white. I
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Speaker 2: get it.
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Speaker 3: I mean my question is.
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Speaker 2: How do you maintain like, how do you have a
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Speaker 2: normal relationship when someone's like I guess you just visit
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Speaker 2: occasionally and you have phone calls.
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Speaker 1: You have phone calls, and then whatever the timeframe is,
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Speaker 1: once you're married, you're allowed to go for conjugal visits.
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Speaker 2: You know what.
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Speaker 1: It actually sounds pretty ideal because then, like drive you
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Speaker 1: c I.
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Speaker 2: Was actually right before you said that, I was actually thinking, huh,
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Speaker 2: doesn't sound so bad.
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Speaker 1: Once a week I go have sex with my husband,
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Speaker 1: then I hear from him, and when I do hear
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Speaker 1: from him, he wants to talk to me because he's
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Speaker 1: so desperate for any kind of connection.
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Speaker 2: And you have the choice of whether you accept the
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Speaker 2: phone call or not. So if you're not feeling it, you.
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Speaker 1: Could just be like nah, But then do you have
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Speaker 1: to pay for the phone call? Like Joshua is calling?
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Speaker 1: Would you like to accept this? Pay? Does that still happen?
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Speaker 1: I think so.
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Speaker 2: I think you'd have to pay.
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Speaker 1: I don't know that I want to. I mean then
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Speaker 1: i'd be like we're at four minutes? Like how much
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Speaker 1: is fifteen minutes of a combo? And like is someone
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Speaker 1: waiting behind you ready to like shank you? Yes? Well,
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Speaker 1: I don't know that my next husband will be this way,
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Speaker 1: but I have I am going to do some research
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Speaker 1: on write aprisoner dot com and see if I can
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Speaker 1: get any leads.
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Speaker 2: I think you should write a prisoner and see what happens.
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Speaker 1: Can you write one as me? Because I think you
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Speaker 1: probably write better than I do.
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Speaker 2: Yes, I will do that. I'd be like you, look rich.
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Speaker 1: What you got on the outside, bunny that I can take? Uh?
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Speaker 1: I can't, I can continue on more and more. This
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Speaker 1: next one is a Yahoo article Too Hot to Handle?
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Speaker 1: Season six? Is it scripted and fake? Or is it real?
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Speaker 2: Okay? How why would people accuse it of being scripted.
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Speaker 2: I don't even feel like there's a lot of dialogue.
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Speaker 1: There's no speaking.
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Speaker 2: It's just like he's hot, she's hot. I'm going to
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Speaker 2: make out with him, let's make out. I mean, how
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Speaker 2: is that scripted?
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Speaker 1: If it's scripted, then Christian can't fucking read because he
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Speaker 1: is episode.
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Speaker 2: I don't understand where the scripted rumors come from. I'm like,
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Speaker 2: what script there?
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Speaker 1: Well, according to the intimacy coach Brendan, the show is
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Speaker 1: not scripted. He said Too Hot to Handle. It's one
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Speaker 1: hundred percent unscripted and the contestants have the free will
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Speaker 1: to do or don't do. The contestants have big personnalit
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Speaker 1: and authentically express it. In twenty twenty and interview with Cosmopolitan,
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Speaker 1: Harry Jowsey, who he was on Dancing with the Stars,
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Speaker 1: a season one cast member, addressed some viewers skepticism regarding
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Speaker 1: the show's authenticity. Jowsey admitted that producers sometimes intervened during
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Speaker 1: filming to possibly generate content that aligns with the audience expectations.
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Speaker 1: Welcome to fucking reality television.
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Speaker 2: Right, I know. I mean he said, in these situations,
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Speaker 2: if they know that you've got a problem or you
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Speaker 2: need to have a chat with someone, they'll just point
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Speaker 2: you in the right direction and get a result or
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Speaker 2: to get to that conversation happening and get to the
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Speaker 2: end goal. I mean, I know, I feel like that's
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Speaker 2: just that's reality TV. It's like a a nutshell, right Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Like I was listening to Alex Cooper's Call Her Daddy
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Speaker 1: with Rob who was on Love Island, who I love,
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Speaker 1: and there's a moment where he's like, oh yeah, because
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Speaker 1: we didn't have the chance to talk. He goes, I'm
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Speaker 1: a big journaler, but I can't journal on Love Island
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Speaker 1: and she's like, what, you can't join and he's like, no,
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Speaker 1: our only place to journal is the confessional. And then
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Speaker 1: he was like, oh shoot, I can't say that. And
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Speaker 1: I was like, well, why, Like you didn't you didn't
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Speaker 1: give away like I don't think your journal is going
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Speaker 1: to hold this like key of information. In the fact
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Speaker 1: that you're not allowed to journal means that that show scripted,
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Speaker 1: just like they're saying, share your feelings to the camera.
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Speaker 1: That's it. I have a little bit of changes and
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Speaker 1: the people that I no longer need to see on
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Speaker 1: this show.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna ask you, what's your feeling now
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Speaker 2: with the guys.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like there's a I mean, is
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Speaker 1: Kylisha on the show? Is Gianna on the show?
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Speaker 2: I know what happened. I felt like Gianna can came
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Speaker 2: in hard, and there was a lot of emphasis on
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Speaker 2: Gianna in the beginning, and then she just kind of
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Speaker 2: fell off the earth.
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Speaker 1: And then I think the problem with Kaylisha is that
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Speaker 1: like she maybe has too many similarities to Catherine, and so.
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Speaker 2: They're focusing on Catherine, which drowns out Kylisha.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, which kylish is then just screwed because Kyla Catherine
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Speaker 1: is the more sexual version of Kylisha. So like Catherine's
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Speaker 1: gonna get it. And at this point, I don't even
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Speaker 1: know that we've seen Chris is Chris, Chris may be gone.
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Speaker 1: I don't know who's oh Chris. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I was like, wait, let me look at my tea sheet. Yes, Chris, Chris. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. There's not a lot going on. See
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Speaker 2: this is why I why aren't Kylisha and Chris starting
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Speaker 2: something or they just not attracted to each other. But
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Speaker 2: I feel like if they want some camera time, the
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Speaker 2: two of them should be They should.
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Speaker 1: Be doing something, something should be happening, because right now,
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Speaker 1: the only people we know are Bree, Charlie, Jaoo, Catherine, Jamari,
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Speaker 1: Juicy Lucy. I only know about Jordan because he's to
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Speaker 1: me unfuckable at this point.
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Speaker 3: Wait, is Jordan the one that cried left? Which I don't.
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Speaker 1: Believe he was ever a player or too hot to handle.
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Speaker 1: I feel like all of that is a facade. You
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Speaker 1: feel like he.
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Speaker 2: Accidentally ended up on the wrong reality show and he's
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Speaker 2: like wait.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, like he should have been on ninety Day Fiance,
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Speaker 1: but they accidentally put him on this and then they
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Speaker 1: were like shit.
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Speaker 3: Like he took the uber to the wrong set.
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Speaker 1: And then they were like shit, how. But then I
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Speaker 1: feel that same way about Christian, Oh he could have
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Speaker 1: been on Oh. We've also got Louis and Flavia, who
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Speaker 1: are a big part of the show, clearly because that's
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Speaker 1: Gray's guy, and Flavia, I mean I kind of have
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Speaker 1: a girl crush on Flavia.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, she walked out in a bikini and
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Speaker 2: I was like, damn her, Damn her and her glutes
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Speaker 2: because I'm at the gym every day and mine don't
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Speaker 2: look like that.
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Speaker 1: Damn her, And just like looking effortless without makeup on too, like.
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Speaker 2: Right, And I don't understand how their hair always looks
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Speaker 2: so beautiful and breezy. I just went on a cruise
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Speaker 2: and to Key West and I looked like a sweaty,
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Speaker 2: frizzy mess the entire time. How are these girls in
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Speaker 2: a tropical location on a beach with flowy hair? What
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Speaker 2: am I doing wrong?
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Speaker 1: Also when it do they have the time to give
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Speaker 1: themselves full blowouts every day? And why are these girls
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Speaker 1: so much better than the Love Island girls with doing
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Speaker 1: their makeup naturally? Because the Love Island girls they look
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Speaker 1: like they've been pasted with the wrong color makeup. These girls,
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Speaker 1: it just looks like, oh we this is I woke
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Speaker 1: up like this. Maybe they do because they're all models.
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Speaker 2: They all are all model. I mean they are too
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Speaker 2: hot to handle.
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Speaker 1: So maybe Netflix money gives them glam. But the next
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Speaker 1: thing that we do need to point out before we
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Speaker 1: even get into the recap is there has been a
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Speaker 1: shift in somebody's job. As we called out, remember how
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Speaker 1: we said that Tamari was going to switch from a
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Speaker 1: squabrooker to a model.
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Speaker 2: Yes, it happened. It happened. We called it.
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Speaker 1: Yep, we knew it didn't take much time, but we
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Speaker 1: get right into the episode. Charlie and Brie get a warm,
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Speaker 1: very warm welcome back. Bree tells them how they lost
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Speaker 1: fifteen thousand. Jamory revealed they didn't kiss, while Lucy still
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Speaker 1: pissed at Charlie for kissing three girls on day one.
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Speaker 1: Bree gets her man back. She apologizes to Tamori and
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Speaker 1: allus forgiven. I got to say, Breee being a wingwoman
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Speaker 1: to Charlie was very sweet trying to get Lucy to
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Speaker 1: forgive him. That was nice.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that was cute too. I liked that
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Speaker 2: they were kind of secluded and they spent a lot
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Speaker 2: of time together and then they kind of formed a friendship.
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Speaker 1: I want to know how you felt about the song
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Speaker 1: that Charlie sang to Juicy.
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Speaker 2: Lucy, Well, I was hoping that you wrote me a
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Speaker 2: song after watching that.
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Speaker 1: A little ditty about Teddy and Emily just doing a
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Speaker 1: podcast talking about preteens like I have it.
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Speaker 2: It was good.
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Speaker 1: I like it.
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Speaker 2: Thank Yeah, Lucy, your lips taste so juicy. I just
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Speaker 2: want you, Lucy. I feel like that's deep.
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Speaker 1: Also, if you're going to sing a song, I mean, granted,
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Speaker 1: I just sung a song and I don't have a
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Speaker 1: good voice, but if you're going to say I'm going
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Speaker 1: to sing you a song that I wrote for you, you
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Speaker 1: better can sound like Justin Bieber or Shawn Mendez or
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Speaker 1: you know, even what's his name? What's the guy that's
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Speaker 1: not very cute but has the really cute voice that
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Speaker 1: used tour Taylor Swift? Please help me God? Ed Cheron,
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Speaker 1: ed Cheron, thank you, thank you, Like, have a good voice.
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Speaker 1: Don't be like lou she you're so hot to me, Julie.
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Speaker 2: Now, well he plays the saxophone, right.
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Speaker 1: That was fine, but then start with that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought he would refer to it as his saxophone.
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Speaker 2: I feel like that was a loss. You know, I'll
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Speaker 2: enough phone yep.
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Speaker 1: But then after that song, he's like, he's like, so
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Speaker 1: do you want to share a bed? I'm like, I
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Speaker 1: don't think any woman ever wants to share a bed
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Speaker 1: with you again after that song, like, no, no, Charlie.
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Speaker 1: But then Flavia decides to share a.
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Speaker 2: Bed with jow, Oh, I'm sorry, were you jealous?
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Speaker 1: No? I was actually fine. Jordan did not did not
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Speaker 1: seem fine though he did.
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Speaker 2: Noways, I feel like he's not emotionally strong enough to
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Speaker 2: be on this show, like he he how I don't
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Speaker 2: understand how you spend like thirty minutes with someone and
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Speaker 2: you're so deeply in love with them that you can't
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Speaker 2: handle seeing them with someone else and you have to
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Speaker 2: leave for your mental health, I guess.
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Speaker 1: And also he made it seem like when he came in,
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Speaker 1: like he was a real player like in this but
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Speaker 1: then as he decided to depart, he's telling us, like,
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Speaker 1: you know what this really? I get like I fall
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Speaker 1: hard and I fall fast. I was like it was
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Speaker 1: seven hours.
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Speaker 2: I think he cried a little too. Weren't there some tears?
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Speaker 1: He cried? He like almost tow himself in the pool.
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Speaker 1: Then he spent some time in like the hammock bed.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he had to be an isolation.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like he couldn't even take he couldn't even be
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Speaker 1: nice to whatever Gianni Gianna, like, he couldn't even It
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Speaker 1: was like a full sob and it was only going
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Speaker 1: to get worse because once Flavia decides to share the
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Speaker 1: bed with Joo. I mean he has to leave the room.
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Speaker 1: We also then have to learn whether we like a question.
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Speaker 2: So they're all sleeping in the same room. So if
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Speaker 2: they have sex, then other people witness it and you
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Speaker 2: hear it. That's so awkward.
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Speaker 1: Give you have you ever had sex in a room
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Speaker 1: where somebody else's no?
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Speaker 2: Have you?
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Speaker 3: Well, clearly the answer is yes. Now I miss context.
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Speaker 1: Well, back in the day when I was younger but
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Speaker 1: not married, in between my first husband and my second husband,
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Speaker 1: I had a hotel room that I shared with my
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Speaker 1: roommate and we both had boyfriends, and I'm pretty I
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Speaker 1: don't know if we had sex, but I'm pretty sure
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Speaker 1: we did. We were fooling around all at the same
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Speaker 1: time in different beds, okay, And it wasn't awkward. No,
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Speaker 1: I mean I don't think it happened totally sober. It
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Speaker 1: wasn't like we all woke up the next day and
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Speaker 1: we're like, it was.
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Speaker 3: Totally normal, let's get room service.
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Speaker 1: No, Like, we were staying like a Super eight and
18:22
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, the next day it was like, oh,
18:26
Speaker 1: and now I got to go to work like there
18:28
Speaker 1: was no But I mean, it has happened. I don't
18:31
Speaker 1: know if it was sex, but I know that there
18:33
Speaker 1: was yeah, angavement, I can hear tumbling. Yeah right, but
18:38
Speaker 1: uh then I feel like at this point, Jordan needs
18:43
Speaker 1: to call his mommy, like he needs to have like
18:45
Speaker 1: a little mommy pep talk. Yeah, too hot to handle.
18:48
Speaker 1: Its not for him. And then we get to the
18:51
Speaker 1: high levels of a horniness coming from the retreat and
18:56
Speaker 1: Lana decides to help everyone rechannel their sex energy. She's
19:00
Speaker 1: going to bring in a tantric love expert, Leyla Martin
19:04
Speaker 1: to help them channel their sexual energy into their heart.
19:09
Speaker 1: I need to know. Do you think you could have
19:11
Speaker 1: an orgasm by yourself without touching anything, by just like
19:14
Speaker 1: breathing through.
19:15
Speaker 2: It, but through just energy work and breathing. No, absolutely
19:20
Speaker 2: not no. Do you know how much it takes to do?
19:23
Speaker 2: I mean, especially right, especially at forty eight, I'm like,
19:26
Speaker 2: my god, in order to have one. Now, it's like
19:27
Speaker 2: we got to like set up a time. I gotta
19:29
Speaker 2: like get mentally prepared. I gotta take a bath, I
19:32
Speaker 2: gotta like wake myself up. I have a coffee.
19:36
Speaker 1: There is a lot when you're like, for me, like
19:38
Speaker 1: when you're pery menopause, there's a lot that needs to
19:41
Speaker 1: get into that. If you think that I could lay
19:45
Speaker 1: on a beach with some guy like Jordan casually touching
19:50
Speaker 1: my stomach and talking to me and then I would
19:53
Speaker 1: be able to have.
19:54
Speaker 2: Right, I was just I was embarrassed. I had like
19:57
Speaker 2: secondhand embarrassment, Like could you lay there the beach and
20:00
Speaker 2: try to use energy and breath and make.
20:03
Speaker 3: Those noises to try to have an orgasm?
20:05
Speaker 2: Like It reminded me of when I was in Vegas
20:07
Speaker 2: a couple of months ago and we went to Thunder
20:09
Speaker 2: down Under and they bring you, like someone out of
20:11
Speaker 2: the audience up on the stage and they have a
20:12
Speaker 2: contest about who can do the best fake orgasm. Like
20:15
Speaker 2: I was mortified. I was so glad that they didn't
20:18
Speaker 2: pull me out of the audience. I couldn't do that.
20:20
Speaker 1: Well, I was mortified for Lucy Juicy. Well, the problem
20:25
Speaker 1: is I keep getting Lucy Juicy confused with the freakin'
20:28
Speaker 1: Durat's dog name, So it's like really hard for me.
20:30
Speaker 1: But Juicy Lucy when she's like, I'm gonna show Charlie
20:34
Speaker 1: what he's missing, and then she did the worst fake
20:37
Speaker 1: orgasm I'd ever heard in my life. You're actually this
20:41
Speaker 1: is terrible. This is the worst. No, no, no, I
20:47
Speaker 1: don't want to do it. I don't want to experiment
20:49
Speaker 1: with it. I don't. I'm either gonna have one or
20:53
Speaker 1: I'm not. But there's gonna have to be something more
20:55
Speaker 1: than my breathing. But apparently, I mean, I also kept
21:01
Speaker 1: thinking about Meg Ryan and when Harry met Sally and
21:04
Speaker 1: I was like, she is way better at this than these.
21:08
Speaker 2: Absolutely is this one. Jordan is just he can't like
21:11
Speaker 2: get into the workshop because he can only stare at
21:14
Speaker 2: Flavia and Joao, right, like Flavia.
21:16
Speaker 1: Do I say that right?
21:17
Speaker 2: Flapayeah?
21:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't. He can't take it because he's watching that.
21:21
Speaker 1: So he has to totally abandon Gianna's you know, energy
21:25
Speaker 1: orgasm needs and just leave her on her own. He
21:28
Speaker 1: has a bad player, he I mean, I feel badly
21:32
Speaker 1: for Jordan, but let's be honest, Like he needed to go, Yeah,
21:37
Speaker 1: he needed to go, and I could send some additional
21:39
Speaker 1: ones out, like can we bring some bombshells in? But
21:42
Speaker 1: then Jordan he gives us a real shocker. He tells
21:45
Speaker 1: us he's leaving. I didn't shed a tear. I don't
21:48
Speaker 1: know about you.
21:49
Speaker 3: No, I didn't either, but he did, he did.
21:53
Speaker 1: And then after that we find out that Charlie and
21:56
Speaker 1: Lucy cost the group six thousand, Joe Al and Flavia
21:59
Speaker 1: cost group six thousand. Louis and Catherine cost them a
22:04
Speaker 1: whopping eighteen thousand, totaling and a loss of thirty thousand
22:07
Speaker 1: dollars for the day. Everyone is a pissed at the
22:10
Speaker 1: rule Baker rule breakers. And I'm like, eighteen thousand dollars
22:14
Speaker 1: for kissing. Yeah, like I'd be eating like a whole
22:18
Speaker 1: onions for breakfast, lunch and dinner and like garlic and
22:22
Speaker 1: that eighteen thousand dollars. And some of these kisses are terrible.
22:28
Speaker 2: Right, I can't No, I feel like they should have
22:31
Speaker 2: like discount kisses if they're not good, Like that's not
22:34
Speaker 2: worth eighteen thousand.
22:35
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, weird awkward pet kisses with lizard tongues should
22:39
Speaker 1: not be worth six thousand dollars, right, You know?
22:42
Speaker 2: I was wondering, since they lose money, are there opportunities
22:45
Speaker 2: for them to win money back?
22:47
Speaker 1: Well, I would hope so, because if not, they're already
22:49
Speaker 1: at a deficit and we're only on episode three.
22:52
Speaker 3: Right, so they're gonna owe money at the end.
22:56
Speaker 1: Yeah. So then Lana spares Flavia and Joe al because
23:00
Speaker 1: she sees potential with their relationship. However, she doesn't let
23:04
Speaker 1: Louis off so easily. She gives Louis and Catherine the
23:07
Speaker 1: ultimate chastity test. They're going to be spending the night
23:10
Speaker 1: in the privacy suite. They have a menu with how
23:15
Speaker 1: much everything costs, they take a bath. They menu though
23:19
Speaker 1: it is happy Our menu, but the prices still seem
23:22
Speaker 1: high for Happy Hour.
23:23
Speaker 2: I agree. I feel like they should have lessened it
23:25
Speaker 2: a little.
23:26
Speaker 1: You know, I hate to say this to Katherine. I
23:30
Speaker 1: don't know that I'd be the one always wanting to
23:32
Speaker 1: break the rules and like have the guy be telling
23:34
Speaker 1: me now like I think I would, I would start
23:37
Speaker 1: to get a complex about it.
23:39
Speaker 2: Wait, you want the guy to be the rule breaker
23:41
Speaker 2: and you say no, yes, yeah, you want to turn
23:44
Speaker 2: the tables. I get it.
23:45
Speaker 1: Like Catherine's always the one like let's go, let's go,
23:47
Speaker 1: let's go, and he's like Louis like no. But then
23:53
Speaker 1: we see Catherine with like the but plugs ak Lana
23:57
Speaker 1: like all over her body, sitting there spread eagle. I
24:01
Speaker 1: also so, I think so, yeah, I mean that was
24:05
Speaker 1: a lot more than you showed in your boudoir shoot.
24:07
Speaker 1: So I think you need to step up your game
24:09
Speaker 1: for next time.
24:10
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, when I do it again? Yeah, I want
24:12
Speaker 2: you spread egle, I'm just gonna do a totally nude one.
24:16
Speaker 2: Like I'm deciding that to show up with clothes. I'm
24:18
Speaker 2: just suit.
24:19
Speaker 1: Can I be the photographer? Yes? I don't like to
24:22
Speaker 1: be like Yes, think Bad Lana right now, think Bad Lana.
24:27
Speaker 1: We could do a podcast from it, naked together.
24:30
Speaker 2: I think that would get.
24:31
Speaker 1: A lot of views, you know what, or it may
24:35
Speaker 1: people may never tune in again. But then you know,
24:42
Speaker 1: we're back in the privacy suite. We're seeing them do
24:45
Speaker 1: all the things. They don't break the ultimate rule of
24:47
Speaker 1: no sex. So we never even see the new people
24:50
Speaker 1: come in this episode. So, guys, if you're listening, we
24:54
Speaker 1: you know, we are such overachievers that we watched the
24:56
Speaker 1: next episode so we may reference it. So we hope
24:59
Speaker 1: we didn't ruin anything for you guys. But I'm just
25:01
Speaker 1: going to say that the new Bombshells or whatever they
25:04
Speaker 1: call the new people, it's almost as if Jordan should
25:07
Speaker 1: have just stayed.
25:08
Speaker 2: I okay, I have to say I liked them you did.
25:14
Speaker 2: I did, yeah, because I thought, well, I liked what
25:18
Speaker 2: was the girl? Oh Valentina, Yeah, Valentina. I liked her.
25:22
Speaker 1: I didn't like that Valentina needed to continuously once he
25:26
Speaker 1: one time said strawberry was sexy. Yeah, she had seven
25:31
Speaker 1: hundred and forty two strawberries.
25:35
Speaker 2: Well, we're not talking about deep conversations here, so well, so.
25:39
Speaker 1: That you'll have to stay tuned, you'll stay riveted to
25:41
Speaker 1: watch episode.
25:42
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question. What do you think
25:44
Speaker 2: of Joao and Flavia's relationship? Like, do you think it
25:47
Speaker 2: has potential.
25:48
Speaker 1: Like once they leave this place? Yeah?
25:51
Speaker 2: No, no, okay.
25:53
Speaker 1: I think that they're gonna probably soon have sex when
25:56
Speaker 1: they go into the happy hour room. Like I don't
25:58
Speaker 1: think they'll be able to withstay and sex. But I
26:01
Speaker 1: also feel like Lavia, if somebody more attractive to her
26:08
Speaker 1: came in than joe Au and maybe didn't lick his guitar,
26:13
Speaker 1: I feel like she could easily be tempted.
26:17
Speaker 2: You can't get past to the guitar licking. Did you
26:19
Speaker 2: ask your dad if he's ever done that?
26:22
Speaker 1: I yesterday when we were at line she help his dio.
26:24
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like the right time, but I definitely
26:28
Speaker 1: am going to bring it up today.
26:29
Speaker 2: I feel like that's you just throw it out. You're
26:31
Speaker 2: just like, hey, Dad, by the way, have you ever
26:33
Speaker 2: licks your guitar?
26:35
Speaker 1: Just have you ever lit? I mean I feel like
26:38
Speaker 1: maybe the guys from Kiss have licked their guitar, but
26:40
Speaker 1: it was in a different way. Yeah, so, I mean
26:45
Speaker 1: who knows? But too hot to handle. I feel like
26:49
Speaker 1: we need more people. We need more people, We need
26:53
Speaker 1: more action. I don't want to only focus on three couples.
26:56
Speaker 1: I need more things. I just right now, I really
26:59
Speaker 1: feel like we're only hearing about Catherine and Flavia.
27:03
Speaker 2: Do you also feel like there needs to be maybe
27:05
Speaker 2: a little bit more of a backstory on each of
27:07
Speaker 2: these people.
27:09
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like where do they model? What? Yes?
27:11
Speaker 2: Like when when they're talking about when what's his name
27:14
Speaker 2: Christian or whatever? And he asked Catherine about what she
27:16
Speaker 2: does and she said she's been a model for like
27:18
Speaker 2: six years or ten years or something, And I'm thinking
27:22
Speaker 2: where and what are you talking about?
27:24
Speaker 3: An Instagram model or do.
27:26
Speaker 2: You mean like a legit career where you're doing editorials?
27:30
Speaker 2: Like I need more information.
27:32
Speaker 1: I also need to know, like can they not go
27:34
Speaker 1: back and like edit and show us, like like the
27:37
Speaker 1: different magazine covers. Like most other shows, they're going to
27:41
Speaker 1: give you some context, right. Also, like maybe the fact
27:46
Speaker 1: that there's not been any real the only con conversation
27:51
Speaker 1: is about sexual energy is confusing to me.
27:55
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like don't you feel like you need some more?
27:59
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like maybe even like what's not even huge? It
28:02
Speaker 1: doesn't even have to be deep stuff, but like what's
28:04
Speaker 1: your favorite place to eat? Like what do you love
28:07
Speaker 1: to do on a date? Like pretty much anything? Yeah?
28:11
Speaker 2: Where are you from? Where were you born? Where did
28:13
Speaker 2: you go to school? I need more information. I just
28:16
Speaker 2: it's like these people were just dropped onto this resort
28:21
Speaker 2: out of nowhere and I know nothing about them, and
28:23
Speaker 2: every episode I don't learn anything more about them.
28:26
Speaker 1: Now all I know is that they potentially either want
28:29
Speaker 1: to hook up with the person that they're with or
28:30
Speaker 1: they do not, or they're about to be banished into
28:33
Speaker 1: a room to count paper clips. I need just to
28:39
Speaker 1: be likable. I think you have to at least have
28:41
Speaker 1: a touch of context to who you are as a
28:43
Speaker 1: human being exactly. But let me ask you a question,
28:46
Speaker 1: how would you if you were going to give me
28:48
Speaker 1: a touch of People are like, well, what would you
28:50
Speaker 1: say about Teddy.
28:51
Speaker 2: What would you say, like in context about Teddy.
28:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if somebody was like, oh, give me a
28:56
Speaker 1: little history on Teddy, what would you say.
28:59
Speaker 2: I'd be like, well, you know, you know Teddy mellancab
29:01
Speaker 2: Her dad's like a rock starr. He's been famous for years.
29:04
Speaker 2: And then she was on Beverly Hills for a little while,
29:06
Speaker 2: but she got fired and now she does a podcast
29:09
Speaker 2: that's say, you know what, all really positive things. Those
29:14
Speaker 2: are all positive, and they're all those are all accolades,
29:19
Speaker 2: and you know what.
29:19
Speaker 1: On on our next episode of Popping Off, I will
29:22
Speaker 1: have a new co host to be determined who that
29:24
Speaker 1: will be. I will let you guys know after and
29:28
Speaker 1: we'll see how we go.
29:29
Speaker 3: But right next episode, you can do my background.
29:32
Speaker 1: Fine, I'm actually going to be writing it right now.
29:34
Speaker 2: And I'm going to give you I'm going to give
29:36
Speaker 2: you a whole week to prepare, so it better be good.
29:38
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fucking good. Matt, write something good. All right,
29:42
Speaker 1: Thanks you guys for tuning in, and we will be
29:45
Speaker 1: back soon