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And Baby! · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Hello, babies, it is La La Kent with Randall.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: New baby daddy, come in, New baby daddy, come in.
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: You want to know what's so insane is that you
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: are going to be a baby daddy because we're not married,
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: so you are technically a baby daddy.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but we're getting married, so I'm just playing.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: We're getting married like a few months after the baby drops,
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: so you will be a baby daddy for like a few.
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  Speaker 2: Months, seven weeks, seven.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Weeks, Well, either way, I like it.
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  Speaker 2: First, I want to let everybody know that we don't
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: have a guest on this episode because we both felt,
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: and you specifically that we should.
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: I just felt that I was more entertaining than any
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  Speaker 1: guess that Randal kept bringing to my attention.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's laughable on your level, But Ava though you
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  Speaker 2: begged me to bring good guests. Okay, what I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to say is that you are pregnant now and we
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  Speaker 2: have a huge weekend coming up with our gender reveal.
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  Speaker 2: So I loved your idea. You said to me, Babe,
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  Speaker 2: let's just do a podcast where we talk about the
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  Speaker 2: gender we don't know. And here's the cool thing, Lala,
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  Speaker 2: you actually gave Danny our assistant the doctor's information she
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: gave him right now as we're doing this podcast. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he knows whether we're having a boy or a girl,
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  Speaker 2: and we don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Shit, no, we don't know anything. And so I got
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  Speaker 1: the phone call yesterday from my ob, who I'm obsessed with,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, and by the way, shout out to you,
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  Speaker 1: rand because you actually found her for me. And I
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  Speaker 1: loved that Randal found me a woman. He didn't even
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  Speaker 1: need to I didn't even need to tell him, please
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  Speaker 1: find me a chick, not a male ob. Not that
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  Speaker 1: I have anything against male OB's or guy no no's,
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  Speaker 1: but like I would just rather have only my partner
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  Speaker 1: who's a man, touching my cookie. So thank you Randall
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  Speaker 1: for finding the best female ob in the entire world.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, well my pleasure.
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  Speaker 1: She called me yesterday and she was like, I have
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  Speaker 1: fantastic news. Your baby looks healthy and happy. And so
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  Speaker 1: the test that you know, was the main reason why
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  Speaker 1: you do this test. The gender, like we said last week,
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  Speaker 1: is the fun part. So her saying that, I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that can be checked off of my mental obsession. My
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  Speaker 1: baby is gonna come into the world, hopefully healthy as
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: of right now, and then she said, I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to post your test to your online portal because then
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  Speaker 1: the gender will be on there. So how would you
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  Speaker 1: like me to do this? I was like, you're calling
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  Speaker 1: the assistant and you're going to tell him what is
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  Speaker 1: growing inside of me. Danny literally texts me five seconds
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  Speaker 1: later and goes, I know what you're having. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: how why did we choose to do the gender reveal
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  Speaker 1: six days later? Like? What are we doing? We could
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  Speaker 1: know right now?
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  Speaker 2: No, I know, I know this is torture. So what
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  Speaker 2: I want to say to everybody is this, I don't
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  Speaker 2: like this game. I think it sucks. I'm bad at
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  Speaker 2: keeping secrets. So Danny has been up there in Santa
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  Speaker 2: Barbara With's Beyond the movie and he's sitting across from me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to come clean a little bit. Okay, I
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  Speaker 2: do know the gender.
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  Speaker 1: You're lying.
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  Speaker 2: I'm kiddy, I'm kidding. I was Joe Randall.
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  Speaker 1: I was about to freaking end this podcast joke and
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  Speaker 1: go get one of the other assistants to be my
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  Speaker 1: co host. You were freaking out fire me. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna fire you.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's fucked up. What I want to say, is this.
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  Speaker 2: So Danny was sitting across from me the other night
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  Speaker 2: at dinner or in the I can't remember, in the
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  Speaker 2: dining room and I look at him and I go, so,
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: you know, and he goes, yeah, I know. I'm excited
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  Speaker 2: for you guys. And I said, oh great, I said,
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  Speaker 2: fifteen hundred dollars. Will you tell me right now? He goes,
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  Speaker 2: heck yeah, And I go, I don't want to know, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not ruining that that. I can't believe. You're a sellout.
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  Speaker 2: You're a horrible person. That's true.
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  Speaker 1: Story, Wow fifteen you sell out.
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  Speaker 2: Now let's set the stage, so I you and wow idea. Now,
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  Speaker 2: everybody keeps hitting us up on Instagram like, don't burn
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  Speaker 2: down the world. We're not, okay, lighting fireworks. We're not.
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  Speaker 2: We're not going to ever do something idiotic. No. So,
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  Speaker 2: so where our gender reveal is Lala's having all of
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  Speaker 2: her friends come up to Santa Barbara.
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  Speaker 1: We're just having people jump out of plane.
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  Speaker 2: Some paratroopers to jump out of an airplane. Okay, you going,
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  Speaker 2: So we've hired these seven paratroopers to jump out of
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  Speaker 2: the plane. The first three are going to jump out
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  Speaker 2: with with a neutral color shoot, and then the next
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  Speaker 2: four are going to jump out with the color of
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  Speaker 2: a boy or girl pink or blue. So I am
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  Speaker 2: very excited Saturday morning. We're gonna know. But I am
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  Speaker 2: trying not to think about it live, I swear to you,
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  Speaker 2: because it's torture. Like every hour I think about it,
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  Speaker 2: I'm losing my shit, I know.
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  Speaker 1: But can I tell you what it's like. It's like
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  Speaker 1: for the next however many days we get to live
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  Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, Christmas you know, it's Christmas Eve for the
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  Speaker 1: next five days. Yes, yeah, which is awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Christmas awesome, great point, great point. So what I'm excited about.
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  Speaker 2: What I was trying to tell you, is you dedicated
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  Speaker 2: this episode to kind of discussing the gender reveal, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the baby all. That what I want to ask you.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, you always ask me do I want
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  Speaker 2: a boy or girl? And I've always told you the
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  Speaker 2: same thing. I want a healthy baby. So let's pretend
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  Speaker 2: we have the healthiest Superman or super Girl baby in
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  Speaker 2: the world. Okay, what are you hoping for?
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  Speaker 1: I love this question. I am hoping for a boy.
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  Speaker 1: What are you hoping for?
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  Speaker 2: Randall? I'm gonna say because I pray to God every
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  Speaker 2: night that our baby's healthy. But after our baby is healthy,
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  Speaker 2: of course, I think it would be nice to have
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  Speaker 2: a boy. But I want you to know that I
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  Speaker 2: know that if we have a girl, that girl is
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  Speaker 2: going to be the chakest looking little girl in all
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  Speaker 2: of California.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no matter what, no matter if it's a boy
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  Speaker 1: or a girl, girl, it's gonna be cool. No matter
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  Speaker 1: if it's a boy or a girl, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: like the coolest kid ever. So that I'm not worried
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  Speaker 1: about You're a response was lame, Randall. I want a boy.
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  Speaker 1: I would love that, but if it is a girl,
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  Speaker 1: like that's like a non answer. Tell me what you want.
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  Speaker 1: That's not that's not even fun. So why do you
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  Speaker 1: even care about the gender reveal?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like care what it is thoughts because you're
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  Speaker 2: You're I'm excited for you, and honestly, I would love
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  Speaker 2: to have a boy, Babe. I would love to have
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  Speaker 2: a boy, but but I just want you to know
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  Speaker 2: that having a girl will be obviously equally as amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I want to have a boy for you in the
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: house because you are surrounded by chicks all the time.
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: The housekeeper is a girl house manager, you're girls. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a girl. Our dogs are girls. Like you have zero
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  Speaker 1: testosterone surrounding you, Like it's it's just my testosterone.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like my testosterone's like diminishing with the.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of women, and I just like
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  Speaker 1: I am. I would like a boy because I love chicks,
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  Speaker 1: but they're they're just a lot of work. And I
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: love London and Riley, but it's constant, like I want
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  Speaker 1: to play with my weave, want to play with my makeup,
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  Speaker 1: want to look at what nail polish I have. A
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  Speaker 1: boy is not going to care. He's just gonna want
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  Speaker 1: to play with his Tonka toys.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, they walk up but boys, from what
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  Speaker 2: my friends say and your friends say that they walk
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  Speaker 2: on walls. So I think whatever it comes as God's blessing.
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: But I want to tell you something. Let's talk about
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  Speaker 2: your hormones. Since our last podcast, you have escalated to
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  Speaker 2: another level. You have had some really special conversations with me,
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  Speaker 2: I've noticed, So I just think that this is something
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  Speaker 2: new to do our relationship, the level of hormonal coaster. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you came and visited me. You came, you came up
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  Speaker 2: to Santa Barbara and spent a few days up on
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  Speaker 2: you know, visiting me on the movie, which I loved
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  Speaker 2: and I was so happy. And you also had some
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  Speaker 2: things that you wanted to discuss and on the set
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  Speaker 2: which I felt were awkward, and I shut down.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, which things are you referring to that I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to talk about?
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  Speaker 2: You said to me after I was about to go
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  Speaker 2: into the bathroom and I had to use the bathroom
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  Speaker 2: because that's what your body does. At a certain point,
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  Speaker 2: you said, hey, hey, you stop me. No, no, you
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  Speaker 2: stop me, and you requested my attention. I said, what's up, babe,
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I said. And you said, and I'll
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  Speaker 2: say it for batim, Babe, when you go to the bathroom,
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  Speaker 2: can you open up your ass cheeks wider so you
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  Speaker 2: don't destroy them.
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  Speaker 1: See. It's just like, I think boys are disgusting, So
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  Speaker 1: the fact that I'm like, I hope I have a
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  Speaker 1: boy is really strange. I just think you guys like
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  Speaker 1: are gross. You burp, you fart, you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to take a proper shit. It's just like enough already,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And I'm not gonna get I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to get too much into it because the whole thing
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  Speaker 1: is disgusting. You need a woman to teach you how
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  Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom. I'm just gonna leave it
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  Speaker 1: at that. Moving on, moving on. I will spill some
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  Speaker 1: tea after the break. Actually, we are back with beautiful people. Actually, gosh,
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  Speaker 1: you get this man off of this movie set. He
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  Speaker 1: literally thinks he's now directing me. He thinks he's directing
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  Speaker 1: to give them.
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  Speaker 2: La la podcast with Randall.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's not forget though with Randall. Wow, you're you're
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  Speaker 1: my hype man, bro?
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  Speaker 2: That is that kidding?
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  Speaker 1: I'm totally joking.
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  Speaker 2: Baby, Listen, I want to tell you something. First, I
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  Speaker 2: love you. Second, you look so good today you have
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  Speaker 2: that pregnancy glow. And third, thanks baby, give us some tea.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So the tea is And I want everyone to
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  Speaker 1: remember my mom always says this paper takes inc In
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  Speaker 1: other words, you can write whatever you want and people
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  Speaker 1: now think if you read it, it's factual. Similar to
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  Speaker 1: what I'm going to spill right now. I'm just a
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: it's factual, but who knows if it's really true. I
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: heard that people very high up at Bravo, and this
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: is public knowledge. I read it on the GRAM were
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: ecstatic to see Denise Richards go.
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  Speaker 2: So what happened? Because I don't watch these shows, so
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: why don't you update me?
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  Speaker 1: So basically what happened was, you know Brandy Glanville, Brandy Glanville.
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  Speaker 1: And here's the thing with Brandy, she has zero filter.
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  Speaker 1: She is like it just it is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: But you know that the girl never lies, like I
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  Speaker 1: don't think, I don't think lies come out of Brandy
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  Speaker 1: Glanville's mouth. She claims that she and Denise Richards were
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: sleeping together and she thought it was kosher with Denise's
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  Speaker 1: Denise's husband. Well, apparently after Brandy and Denise hook up,
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: was like, you can't tell anybody because Aaron would kill me.
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  Speaker 1: So now Brandy Glanville has this like she always has
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  Speaker 1: this weird reaction to anyone who's ever cheated. It's like
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  Speaker 1: the craziest thing. She like despises cheaters, and now she
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  Speaker 1: feels like she's been the person that someone cheated with,
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  Speaker 1: and so she doesn't like that, so she comes clean
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  Speaker 1: on the show. Denise continues to deny it, and Denise
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  Speaker 1: does this thing where she's like Bravo, Bravo, bravo, and
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  Speaker 1: I Okay, So a lot of people have asked this.
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  Speaker 1: She's thinking that when she says Bravo, Bravo, Bravo, they
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  Speaker 1: can't use the footage, oh, because it's.
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  Speaker 2: Like you're like, it's like screwing up a scene.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're breaking the fourth wall. You're talking about
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  Speaker 1: the network or you're talking about production. So she's thinking, like,
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  Speaker 1: scene's ruined, they can't use that where you know, they're
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  Speaker 1: just watching thinking this is fucking gold her, you know,
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: yelling Bravo, Bravo, Bravo out. But here's the thing, Randon.
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  Speaker 1: I learned this with being on reality TV. And I'm
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: going to bring up a situation that Randall doesn't like
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  Speaker 1: very much, but it's going to be quick. When Arianna
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  Speaker 1: and I had our little thing that that storyline lasted
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  Speaker 1: all of two episodes. What people don't realize is if
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: you try to hide from anything you've done, that'll be
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  Speaker 1: dragged out for an entire freaking season and your life
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  Speaker 1: will be made hell, it'll be posted about every single day.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what Denise Richards is experiencing right now. If
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: she would have just been like, yeah, we hooked up
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  Speaker 1: a couple times, no one would have given a shit,
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  Speaker 1: people would have moved on.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I think that Denise Richards, who I actually did
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  Speaker 2: a movie with called Good Advice right back in the
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  Speaker 2: day where she had actually met Charlie Sheen and and
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  Speaker 2: I think that when you grow up as an actor
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  Speaker 2: and then you go on to a reality show, it's
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  Speaker 2: probably the expectation is not like the what to expect.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they they're prepared for. And I think
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  Speaker 2: that's probably what happened. Well they I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: she hooked up or not, but whatever.
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  Speaker 1: No one, no one will actually ever really know what
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  Speaker 1: went down, you know, right.
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  Speaker 2: And here's by the way, they could have just kissed
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  Speaker 2: or something, or nothing could happen or no.
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  Speaker 1: Brandy claims that stuff went down, whether it happened or not.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing about reality TV and actors, because I
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: agree with you. I think actors step onto reality TV
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  Speaker 1: and they think that they have that it will have
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  Speaker 1: the integrity of a movie set, and it doesn't. We're
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: here to venture into the most uncomfortable parts of your
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  Speaker 1: entire life, and things that you want to be kept
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  Speaker 1: a secret are really the only things people want to
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  Speaker 1: know about. Do you have any like you're looking at
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  Speaker 1: me like you're just.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just listen. I asked, here's a problem. I ask
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  Speaker 2: you to spill the tea, and it's so deep the
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  Speaker 2: tea that I don't even know how to participate. So
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: what I want to ask you is I.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Didn't expect you to participate.
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  Speaker 2: Can I can I say something? Yeah? Tell me because
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: you know, I've been quiet a lot more because I
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: want to hear your beautiful voice. Can I ask and
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: the fans want me to show up a little more?
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question? I want to tell
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: you that I love when you spill tea. Sometimes I
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: feel like, Wow, that's so cool. And sometimes I'm like
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: holy shit, but I do think it.
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  Speaker 1: Other times he's like shut up, shut up. Lost.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this one, this one went sideways. I want to
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  Speaker 2: tell you, do you have I And I love that
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  Speaker 2: you gave me that because now, look, my life is
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: much richer that I know that Denise Richards possibly hooked
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  Speaker 2: up with Brandy Glanville and I can tell people that
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  Speaker 2: in my daily life, so that's exciting. What I want
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: to ask you, and I want to ask you, is
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: do you have any tea on the television show that
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: you've been on for the last six years.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Well I want to say that.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: When do you guys go back law, When do you
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: guys start shooting again?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, we they were planning on sending us
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: back in October, okay, and then and this was like
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: months ago that they projected October. And now you know,
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: we're we're gonna be hitting October pretty soon and things
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: are still pretty scary. So they then said the earliest
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: we're sending you know, the vander Pump Rules cast back
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: to work is going to be January. I'm not holding
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: my breath because I tend to get my hopes up
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: about things. And yeah, no, I like to like when
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: you tell me like, hey, here's a start date, we'll
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: see you. Then then I start getting excited. But you
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  Speaker 1: just giving me a projection. It's like, okay, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna pretend you didn't tell me anything. Okay, So hopefully
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: we go back by the beginning of next year, top
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: of the year.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: At the top of the year, Well, I think I
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: think my guess is like I think a lot of
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: the world knock on wood, Hopefully we have a vaccine
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: that's effective and hopefully the world starts to open up,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: and I you know, I am an optimist, as you know,
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  Speaker 2: so I am rooting that only for you to go
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: back on your show, but also the world to be easier,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: for children to go back to school, right, for business
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: is to open, and of course TV shows in our
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: in our industry to be working. So I am rooting you.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: You know that first Vanner Pump Rules, and the name
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: has has been through a lot in the past. You know, however,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: many months COVID and all the other stuff, so we
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: truly don't know, like we're left in the dark just
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: as much as everybody else. We don't have producers calling
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: us to give us a play by play of what
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: may or may not happen. It usually is us harassing
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: them like can you give us something? And that's pretty
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: much all they've given us, you know, if and when
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: we go back, and it is going to look very
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: different going back, because a lot of these shows, these
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: reality shows have gone back. But our show is based
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: on a restaurant, which.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: By the way, well well let's let's take it a
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: step further, because maybe people who are listening are not
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: obviously living in Los Angeles, the County of Los Angeles
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: does not have indoor dining. They only have outdoor dining, correct,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: which you know based on your let me just put
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: it out there, based on the size of your restaurant
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: and the and the patio space and all that stuff.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: You can only have so many tables, so that probably
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: makes it very hard for your restaurant, meaning on the
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: show to work, and your show interacts with customers, and
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: that's a whole nother thing with mass. So that makes
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: sense now, Like when when life is better and easier,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you guys will come right back, but for now,
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: it makes sense. A question, A question. Two things we
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: didn't bring up. I forgot one. Congratulations to me. My
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: sister had a baby.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Not only did she have a baby.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Sheht a linebacker.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: She had a linebacker, freaking linebacker ten point two pound
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: two pounds.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Hold on, Jennifer Emmett. I know you're still in the hospital.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: You're you're in your forties. My mom said, I can't. Oh,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: did you hear this law? My mom called me, Yeah,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't tell you this.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Tell me.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: My mom called me and said, just stay with me, baby.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: My mom called me and said, you need to take
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: your post down right now. And I said, what are
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: you talking about? Because I posted a baby and I said,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I'm so proud of my sister. She's forty something years old.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: But I said the actual number. She's like, her friend called,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: you know, my mother. Her friend called and if she
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: saw that you told the world her real age, she
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: would go crazy. I'm like, Mom, she's in her forties,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: she just had a ten point two pound baby. She's superwoman.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: And that's I said. I'm so proud of her. What
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: are you worried about the friggin number?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: You know, I never understood anyone who's like, I don't
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: tell my real age. It's like, what the fuck? Why
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: where that shit with pride? You look good?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: And by the way, my sister, to her credit, doesn't
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: look anything close to our age. She's snowboards every weekend
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: in the winter. She's a total like athlete, and she
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: just had a baby ten point two pounds at forty
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: God bless you, Jennifer.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: That real fucking number. Random?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, fuck, I can't know my God, God bless
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: you Jennifer thirty one years old having a ten point
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: having a ten point anyway, Jenny, I want to tell
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: you this. I love you. I am gonna always be
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: there for you. And you know we we we You're
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: just you're you're a role model to women having a
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: baby at that age and doing it with class and dignity.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: God bless you. Okay, Now I went, oh, I.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Love that you said that, rand And you you know why,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Family's just a thing. That's just that's all it boils
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: down to.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Well, you are all about family? Can I Okay?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: So you wanted to congratulate someone, but then what else
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: did you had? Two things?
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Second thing, I would like to hear you talk to
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: your fans.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Because you have two I get it. You going.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: You know what since you started this podcast, Like when
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: you first started, you were like so like a little
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: nervous and you were just kind of Now you look
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: like a like a news anchor on entertaining and now
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I'm just.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Hanging out with my people. You know. It's just like, hey,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: it's our weekly Wednesday hangout guys.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: We talked to our producing staff at Time Warner, and
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: there's a chance everybody that we might go to two
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: times a week with our podcast.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: If Randall has anything to do with it, they will
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: be doing two days a week. Because Randall doesn't let up.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: It's the best, your freaking epic randal, Emmon. I can't
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: wait to give birth to your epic baby. You like that, Yeah,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: you like that. Let's go to a break on that note.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back and okay, So can I have
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: a pretty lullaby voice?
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Randall? Yeah? Beautiful? Okay, gun like Celin Dion? Can I can? I?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Can I get carried away?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Okay? So the reason I was telling you I want
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: to have two episodes a week, it's for my own
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: selfish reasons. I think that I talk too much because
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: we only get I only get a platform once a week.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: But if I thank you, But if we have an
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: episode twice a week, I think I'll talk half as much.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Oh well, then let's get on that immediately. Let's try
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: to tucker him out so much that when he gets
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: home he just wants to be so silent and let
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: me watch Housewives in peace.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Okay. Now I want you to discuss with your fans. Okay,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: baby names I'm gonna get We're gonna play a game
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: called the baby name Game. I'm gonna give you ten names,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: five names for a boy and five names for a girl.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: You tell me epic or.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Shit Okay, I love it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Ready, okay, Okay, here's the girls. Okay, Christina no no Spotlight.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Spotlight. Yeah, that's pretty epic. I call her spot that's cute.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, Saddle saddle.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: No, because if she had bad legs, she had saddle bags,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: that would be not a nice name. It's kind of
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: like when I told my mom I wanted to name
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: my baby happy and she was like, what if your
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: baby's just like a stick in the mud. I was like,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: that would happened to me. Okay, keep going, Okay, Juicy juicy?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: What is she a fucking stripper? I love it? Epic?
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Okay. And the last one Blanche Blanche. Wow, they're horrible.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I actually like spotlight. And what did the one before?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: No Blanche, that's like the name of a poodle.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's here's the guy's names. Ready, Okay, what Tyler.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: It's cute, but way too basic.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Sorry T time, Way too basic, sorry, T time. Okay,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: next one, pant.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Pant, pant, Someone give this guy baby names dot com
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: so that he can stop looking around the room at
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: the first.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Thing he's I got a one, I got a good one.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Ready, okay, pant st do a new one. That's not
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: even real.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Ready, Binder, Bine.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Randall, stop looking around the room, come up with real names.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I'm being serious.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: The girl names were cool, okay, fine? Ready? Yeah, Zach Zach.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a very very tough name. I've always liked that name.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I would date a There are certain names where I'm like, hm,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: not gonna date you because your name's lame. But I
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: wouldn't name my kid Zach.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, but I got a really good one. Now, what Cloud?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Cloud?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I like it for a girl. Cloud for a girl
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: is cute.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Okay. And here's my last one. Okay, I have one
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: more for a girl. Ready, yeah, Ribbon, Ribbon.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: And Juicy work the same strip club hours, Okay for sure,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: that's for sure.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay. And what about J. That's my last one?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: For the J.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Just the letter or like J Y j A E
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: J Y. I like it. I wouldn't name my kid
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: that though. So if any of these names are on
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: your list, you are denied the stamp of denying all
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: of the I like Cloud.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: I think it's a great name.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Cloud is super cute. You you would get Cloud if
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: it was a girl.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, now I'm thinking about if I have a girl
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: and I just know her name is going to be
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: cloud And what if she likes to smoke a lot
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: of weed? Oh my gosh, my life is flashing before
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: my eyes. What is happening? Whatever happened to the name
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: like Sophie, Ashley, Nicole?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: You know you know what I decided. Whatever name you want,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I'll see support.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I actually like the idea. Okay, So I want to
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: tell our listeners that we will be coming to you
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: guys on next week's podcast from the location of where
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: we are doing our gender reveal. Oh yes, yes, And
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I want you guys to call in because I want
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: to know what names you guys like. I want to
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: know like stories that you guys have from you know,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: whether it's during your giving birth process or during your pregnancy.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Like I want all things baby to come through. On
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: the voicemails, that number is one eight six six La
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: La Pod one eight six six La La Pod. Call us,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: leave us a message, give us some baby names you like,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: maybe even let us know, like do you think it's
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: a boy? Do you think it's a girl? I want
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: you to mention it all.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think by the way, I think when they
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: call in, they should give us their vote boy or girls.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: So when we actually reveal it, we'll see what the
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: audience thought, you know, like like what they lean towards
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: boy or girl. I think that will be fun.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, I like that, rand Okay, So you and I
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: have ping ponged names back and forth.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Do you think that we will choose a name before
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the baby gets here or do you think that we'll
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: have to meet the baby first to see?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Now? I think with your OCD, there's a zero chance
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: that you won't have this name picked within around ten
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: days of knowing if it's a boy or girl. That's
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: how confident I am that you're that you've had this
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: in your head for a long time. Okay, I think
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: you asked me. I think you asked me my opinion.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I honestly think you asked me my opinion just to
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: be kind. But I feel like when we find I do.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: A lot of I do a lot of things just
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: to be kind. Yeah, to make you feel like you're
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: a part of you.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: You don't. I already know. You're just kidding, very kind, Okay.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I like to tease Randall. A lot of people think
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I'm mean, but you are just me Busty.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: That was mean. That was mean.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: You're a part of it. You're a part of it.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: No, No, I am the father. I am a huge part.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Right, but your part doesn't really kick in until it's here,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: like if you really think about it, like your part
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: ended at the Okay, that's the case.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: If that's the case. If that's the case. When the
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: doctor keeps sending those little bills, can I forward them
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: to you.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: You're so a part of this process, baby, you're like
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: in it. You're a dad right now.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I want to hear. And by the way,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: that's some bullshit. Because I have been to all the
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: doctor's appointments. I have not missed.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I can't say that you've been to the doctor's appointments,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: ran I.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Have been to all the doctor's points via zoom. And
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: you know what I will say it I paid extra
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: to come in super early.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: That's true. He didn't do that.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I paid extra just so I could be there in
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: person when that baby's heartbeat beat for the first time.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Bo and you guys, when he does that. We have
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: to go in so early six am, five thirty am
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: because they have to sanitize properly. After we leave. It's yeah,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I know, I feel so bad for them.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Well you know what, Yeah, well don't feel bad because
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I pay extra. But can I tell you something. It
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: was so important to me to be there for you
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: that that I had to do whatever I had to
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: do because I didn't want to miss that first time
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: where I could listen to the baby's heartbeat and be there,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: and it was very magical and beautiful.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I love when you say something's magical. It makes me
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: feel like I'm at Disneyland. But it was. We both
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: sobbed when we heard the heartbeat.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: And I would cry. I didn't cry. I didn't cry.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Oh please, You're a mega puss during.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: All of this. That's a lie, all right. I was like, Yo,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: that's cool.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Sounds like like that heartbeats.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: So cool.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Bro. Anyway, again, you guys, we want to hear from you.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Leave us a message. We will be coming to you
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: next week from the location of where my our baby
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Oh La La.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Are you joking that.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: My baby dot dot with Randall will be revealed?
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: You can I've done with this podcast.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: You can call us at one eight six six La
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: La Pod. We can't wait to hear from you, and
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: we will catch you next Wednesday.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Love you guys,