Latest / A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast / Talks to Robert Valentine about his choice of The Abominable Snowmen (6/6)
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- 0:23None. Hamster with a blunt penknife
- 0:35for doing quicker, quicker, quicker.
- 0:40Welcome back to a hamster. A hamster.
- 0:43A hamster? Yes, with a blunt penknife.
- 0:45I I listened to one of these today where you forgot the
- 0:48title, so I don't feel too bad about that now anyway.
- 0:52You're getting too confident, aren't you?
- 0:54The Doctor cocky is the word. Yeah.
- 0:56The Doctor Who Commentary Podcast.
- 0:59My name is Rob Valentine. I'm here with Mr. Joe Ford to
- 1:01discuss Doctor Who and the Abominable Snowman.
- 1:06And before we leap into the episode, we're going to answer a
- 1:10question by the great Toby Haydock, the answer of which we
- 1:15pretended not to know the first time on last episode.
- 1:18But obviously that was just a gag.
- 1:20We. We we didn't want to appear too.
- 1:22You know, we know our stuff, we know our stuff.
- 1:24So, so without having to the need, without having to have
- 1:28checked online or, you know, or visited the Tardis random wiki
- 1:33or anything like that, we we should we should now answer that
- 1:37that excellent question. We will.
- 1:42It was there in the dark recesses of our minds.
- 1:45Yeah, Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
- 1:47So Joe, what did we already? Know well what I ordered.
- 1:52Oh, hang on a second. Excuse me?
- 1:55See, This is why I've have a glass of water.
- 1:57Cut that bit out. I know.
- 1:59I was just hoping that that's in.
- 2:01So what I already know was that Raubercham was played by David
- 2:06Baron, who is often said to be the playwright Harold Pinter's
- 2:10stage name. Pinter himself has denied the
- 2:15rumour that he ever appeared in The Abominable Snowman.
- 2:18I mean what a question to ask him and that he had relinquished
- 2:22that stage name before this was made.
- 2:28Yeah. Well, so yes, in that case, to
- 2:30answer the question actually what's the, what's the question?
- 2:33What? What?
- 2:33What other Doctor Who stories? The the question was oh God, I'm
- 2:41not prepared. Second please.
- 2:45Surprise me, Sir. So the question actually was,
- 2:49can you name any other Doctor Who stories that Howard Pinter
- 2:52isn't in? Well, all of them, of course.
- 2:59Yes, then yeah. But that was yes, I've, well
- 3:02I've, I've, I've learnt and grown.
- 3:04I can tell you the story that Laurence Olivier isn't in.
- 3:09Oh yeah. Do you not know that story?
- 3:12What story? The Lawrence Olivier was offered
- 3:15the part of the mutant in Revelation of the Daleks.
- 3:19That's the mutant that tussles about with Colin Baker in the In
- 3:23the Snow. Apparently he left an an
- 3:27acceptable amount of time to suggest that he was pondering
- 3:31taking the part and then declined.
- 3:33Yeah. There you go.
- 3:36I mean, you kind of put tossing about with Colin in the snow on
- 3:39his CV craziness. Rob, I hate to do this sort of
- 3:45thing, but I am going to do it. But since we were on TARDIS
- 3:49Wiki, I did in fact crib some facts that I'd like to regale
- 3:52you with now. Go ahead, go ahead.
- 3:54Well, I mean, one is just a very simple one about the ratings
- 3:58because this was one of those very rare Doctor Who's stories
- 4:01that grew in popularity. It started off with 6.3 million,
- 4:07then six, then 7.17.17.2 and 7.4.
- 4:13So it was catching on this. It gained a million from 1:00 to
- 4:166:00. Nice.
- 4:20I'm not sure what that means, but very often with Doctor Who
- 4:23they they score well for one and they lose.
- 4:27About two. Million for for four, yeah.
- 4:31But somewhat more interesting than just figures is that before
- 4:35choosing the Yeti as a monster, Henry Lincoln considered writing
- 4:39a script about the Loch Ness Monster.
- 4:42So it was always going to be this.
- 4:44Am I using the term correctly? Cryptozoologist.
- 4:48Sort of, yeah. Yeah, some.
- 4:50Yeah, yeah, a Cryptid of some kind or another.
- 4:55I think we, I think I, I mentioned in an earlier episode,
- 4:59it was during the broadcast of this the, the, the famous Aston
- 5:05Gimling Bigfoot film was released.
- 5:10So it's too early for Bigfoot, I think in the, in the general
- 5:15zeitgeist. But so at this point you've got
- 5:18supposedly Yeti Yeti and the Loch Ness Monster are the big
- 5:22ones at this point. I.
- 5:24Mean we still do cover the Loch Ness Monster in the future, and
- 5:28I'll give you a bonus point if you can tell me the two
- 5:31occasions that happened in Doctor Who.
- 5:33Well, as terrible as I got time lash it's.
- 5:36Well done. Yeah, I'm not See, see, that's
- 5:39the thing. I'm not, I don't know, not, not
- 5:41nothing about Doctor Who. It's just, I'm just I, I have, I
- 5:44have big, I have big gaps because I do so, but I'm, I'm
- 5:49doing my, I do my best to fill them.
- 5:51Well, this is the most amount of facts I'm going to throw at you
- 5:54in one go now because tardy wiki then does go on to detail.
- 5:57That's Mervyn Haseman and Henry Lincoln were keen to capture
- 6:01Tibetan culture accurately and so used authentic names and
- 6:05details. Padma Samnavar was an 8th
- 6:08century Buddhist master who was invited to Tibet by its king,
- 6:13Trisson Detzen. Oh sorry, that was his name.
- 6:16Chrysong was an alternative transliteration of Trisson.
- 6:21What's Trisson? Some other dude.
- 6:28Sonseng and Raup Chan were named for were named for other Tibetan
- 6:32monarchs. Reshei Rinshen was a Tibetan
- 6:36imperial preceptor, Sapan was another name for a Buddhist
- 6:40scholar. Both hailed from the 13th
- 6:43century, and Tommy was a 7th century figure traditionally
- 6:47held to be the creator of Tibetan script.
- 6:51Yeah. But is that really?
- 6:53Yeah, Does naming characters in your exotic bitter, you know,
- 7:00your your Doctor Who thing, which is basically inspired by a
- 7:03bunch of cloniest, cloneliest boys, own fiction naming them
- 7:07after historical Tibetan figures actually make it in any way
- 7:12authentic? No, it doesn't.
- 7:13I mean, in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Molaram is named
- 7:17after an Indian poet, but does that make it authentically
- 7:21Indian? No, it doesn't.
- 7:22So it's. Yeah, it's.
- 7:23Pleased to say that Barry Letts agrees with you.
- 7:25As I told you earlier, he did in fact get Terrace Dix to change
- 7:29some of the names of these characters.
- 7:32Yeah, so. But even if even then, this
- 7:35isn't, this has got, this has got nothing to do with Tibet.
- 7:39This is, this is Lost Horizon, you know, this is, this is, this
- 7:43is the Tibet of the Western imagination, you know, Ditto
- 7:48the, you know, the, the, the, the, the, it's, it's magic
- 7:51Asians with magical Buddhism. That's real.
- 7:56So it's, yeah, it's it's that sounds.
- 7:58It's. Amazing to watch though.
- 8:00Well, yeah, but it's but it's a western fantasy of another
- 8:03country. I mean, yeah, as we discussed
- 8:07earlier, I think that they all are though, aren't they?
- 8:10Every time we we head out. Oh yeah.
- 8:14Well, to be, I mean, to be honest, you know, we, we, we
- 8:16just mentioned terror of the Zygons and you know, and that's,
- 8:19you know, I guess to say that to someone, I guess.
- 8:22Please. Yes.
- 8:25OK, Fairpoint. So, you know, to be honest,
- 8:28once, once you there is, there is a certain strand of Doctor
- 8:32Who, you know, once, once you're outside the M25 or, you know,
- 8:38north of Watford, you're basically abroad.
- 8:41So yeah, yeah. But there.
- 8:42But yeah, it is guilty of that exoticism, you know, that is
- 8:46there in, you know, is there an H Rider Haggard, you know, King
- 8:50Solomon's minds, you know, it's, you know, it's, it's, it's
- 8:54again, it's that, it's that, it's that imperial fantasy of,
- 8:57you know, Europeans travelling abroad to mysterious places to
- 9:02discover occult things and have adventures and.
- 9:06Yeah, be be dashing in square Jordan.
- 9:10You know, do it for queen and country.
- 9:12You know it's when that is your when those are your influences
- 9:16you're pulling from you're going to you're going to accidentally
- 9:20pull in all the the bad stuff with it.
- 9:23I. Mean it's worth remembering
- 9:26these stories are very popular as well.
- 9:28Oh that's the best thing. I love the lost world genre.
- 9:31I love boys own adventures, but it's tough because you have to
- 9:36remember where they came from and what they are and what the,
- 9:39what all the implications of them are.
- 9:41So they're very difficult and dangerous things to resuscitate
- 9:47out. Leaving all that really that
- 9:5119th century, that century imperialist baggage behind is
- 9:55difficult to do because it's all in there.
- 9:58And that's the thing I love. I I, you know, I can't help but
- 10:01love that genre, you know? What worries me then is those
- 10:04people that would that can't be asked to do any kind of research
- 10:08into this sort of thing and take this stuff as written.
- 10:13It worries me about history in Doctor Who as well, you know,
- 10:16especially in those early years where it's presented in a way
- 10:21that could feel authentic. Yeah, yeah.
- 10:26I mean. But is a version.
- 10:28Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah.
- 10:30Discuss that with the gunfighters, where it would have
- 10:32been nice if it actually told you about what happened at the
- 10:35gunfight. How did you?
- 10:36Describe it if they just had the Ladybird Booker, the gunfight of
- 10:40the OK. Yeah, yeah.
- 10:41Just give us, yeah, just give us, give us the headlines of
- 10:43what's actually happened. We, you know, it's far more
- 10:46reefy and you know it would have educated and entertained, but
- 10:50but you know, with with the Abominable Snowmen, I think just
- 10:55naming characters after figures from Tibetan history does not
- 10:59make an authentic and and does not make the world of the story
- 11:05in any way authentic. It just, you know, it adds
- 11:08colour and it makes it evocative, but it is still Lost
- 11:13World fiction. And it is evocative, I think.
- 11:17Oh yeah, hugely. It's dripping in atmosphere.
- 11:20But but that's part of the reason and that's the other
- 11:22thing. I might be criticizing it, but
- 11:23it's also the reason I picked this story because I wanted
- 11:27because I wanted to kind. Of, you know, as the guide, as
- 11:30the rest. Of us.
- 11:31But that's the point. It's hugely seductive, you know,
- 11:35the same, it's the same. It's the same impulse that sends
- 11:39loads of, you know, guys to Bhutan looking for a for a Yeti
- 11:43they'll never find. But you know, it, it's the
- 11:46uncomfortable thing, how much, how much of this, you know, of
- 11:49my love of boys own adventure comes from my culture and what
- 11:54does it and what you know. And yeah, it's, there's some,
- 11:59there's a lot that there are many things under that rock
- 12:01that, you know, I don't necessarily want to look at, but
- 12:05you kind of have to because you're, you know, if you're, if
- 12:09you're, if you're grown up, you can't afford to not question
- 12:12you, your prejudices, but. Yeah, well, most people can just
- 12:16watch this stuff and recognize that and just go.
- 12:18That was a fun bit, I tell you. But we've got to talk about it
- 12:21for three hours. So, you know, that's why we're
- 12:22unpicking this a little bit. Exactly.
- 12:24Yeah. I've got one last question then
- 12:26before we go in six and that is could this be a very tight?
- 12:32Four. Yes.
- 12:35Yeah, I think so too. Yeah, if you just have Chris on
- 12:38and Travers not be so obtuse for two episodes.
- 12:42A little less running around on the hills in those middle
- 12:45episodes. You could probably take out the
- 12:47hypnotism. And there's your 4.
- 12:51Yeah. So, yeah.
- 12:52So yeah, you could. This could be 4 parted quite
- 12:54easily I think. Although don't let Gary Russell
- 12:56hear you say that, because he thinks this is one of the very
- 12:59few Doctor Who stories that could only be told in six
- 13:01episodes. Yeah, well, fair enough.
- 13:05I'm not right. I just think, yeah.
- 13:06But I'm, you know, I haven't thought about this at all.
- 13:10But then again, as I always say, yeah, these aren't designed to
- 13:13be, you know, this it's designed to be 2024 minutes of TV to
- 13:17catch once a week. You know what?
- 13:19Why? Why visit?
- 13:20You know to to bet of the mind four times when you can visit at
- 13:25six. Well, let's go and watch 24
- 13:29minutes of television then, shall we?
- 13:32Let's do that. Although people are getting
- 13:34about four hours worth of podcasting out of us, I hope
- 13:37they're grateful. Count as in. 54321.
- 13:45I've got a rattle through all these questions now in episode
- 13:47six. Well.
- 13:48Get on with it. Oh, Toby asked one about about
- 13:53the Oh, actually, yeah. No, no, I do want to ask this.
- 13:56It's about the music again. So it's an initial question
- 13:58you've already been asked. Do you think this story would
- 14:00benefit from an incidental music score?
- 14:02Yeah, I do. I do.
- 14:04If so, and if you were directing it, what sort of score would you
- 14:07ask for? Well, having just talked about
- 14:11the dangers of exoticism, I'd have gone, I'd have had.
- 14:15I'd definitely had some Tibetan bells in there.
- 14:18I mean, the Macguffin is a bell. So I'd have, I'd have some,
- 14:22yeah, I'd, I'd, I'd have lent right into that exoticism I've
- 14:26been saying is a, is a, is a dangerous thing.
- 14:30I'd have, you know, yes, I have a bit of kind of hammer style
- 14:33bombast here and there, but just some just some of you know, just
- 14:40that that cold wind through hanging, hanging bells of
- 14:44different sizes to add to help that kind of this is space
- 14:48Buddhism really good in this to to help that kind of Mystic E
- 14:52vibe, which is which is all the stuff I said this kind of
- 14:57distasteful about the genre in general, you know, exoticising
- 15:00foreign countries. Now you're saying we need to
- 15:02lead into it a bit. Well.
- 15:03Yeah, yeah. I, I, I would, yeah, absolutely.
- 15:06You know, I would, I would absolutely use the music to
- 15:09exoticise this even more and that and yeah.
- 15:13They'll be coming for you, Rob. They'll be coming for you.
- 15:16Although I will say, I will say I do think the pace of this is
- 15:21too slow and having recently watched season 17 for a hamster
- 15:26episode, I was made very aware because the pedestrian, sorry,
- 15:30the direction is very pedestrian in season 17 and the music
- 15:33brings so much pace to the stories, like so much.
- 15:36Energy Yeah yeah actually that's the you know is there anything
- 15:41wrong with this that couldn't be with with a bit of incidental
- 15:46music added it will pretty sort sort the pace right out to be
- 15:50honest. I mean you watch certain things
- 15:53that with the music stripped away it seems long so maybe I
- 15:56think maybe just have it as a six parter just just puts on
- 16:00some music well well judged incidentals but yeah I would I'd
- 16:06I'd go for horror. I'd go for a little bit of
- 16:08hammerness. James Bernard.
- 16:10Bernard Bernard, James Bernard. Anyway, yeah, and but with a
- 16:16with a few Tibetan in inverted commas touches to to help the
- 16:22atmosphere. Your answer?
- 16:25I would like to just comment very quickly that the I saw a
- 16:29photograph of Wolfie Morris playing Pamela Samlaba in
- 16:34between episodes and he looked absolutely chilling.
- 16:37Scarier in fact, than the animation, which is doing this
- 16:40sort of weird distorted face look.
- 16:44I'm not sure what's going on with it.
- 16:45And it's it's good. It's a good look it looks like.
- 16:47Animation. It's sort of like a desiccated
- 16:50Egyptian mummy almost. He looks like he's been, he's
- 16:52been embalmed or something. He's like a living corpse.
- 16:56Whereas Wolfie Morris in the picture, I saw he with just a
- 16:59massive grin on his face. It's sort of Joker like grin.
- 17:02It's terrible. Yeah, you, you get a lot of that
- 17:04in the Loose Cannon one. You get to see more of him there
- 17:09and it's, yeah, it's it's not, it's not pretty.
- 17:15What it does actually feel like things are moving a bit now as
- 17:18well, though. There's a lot happening on the
- 17:19screen. Chris Hong is, I think he's also
- 17:23expire. Chris Hong's been stabbed in the
- 17:25back. Yes.
- 17:26So yeah, yeah, it's yeah. Things things are moving now.
- 17:29I I do think all those slow scenes you mentioned earlier
- 17:33would would have benefited from incidental music.
- 17:35I think that's possibly all they needed to kind of, you know,
- 17:37just. Gentle it doesn't have it
- 17:39doesn't have to sort of overpower it.
- 17:41No, no, I got gentle just to kind of help with the help with
- 17:44that, that mysticism. I'm talking more second Akalola,
- 17:48Les Murray Gold, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 17:52OK, well let's go back to the questions for a second then
- 17:56Lovely Rod has another question with regards to Padma Satnava.
- 18:01Do you get a greater sense of tragedy or menace?
- 18:05And how well are these two emotions created within the
- 18:08audience? It's difficult because you don't
- 18:15meet him before you know you, you only you meet him when he's
- 18:20sort of culpable, you know? Although there is a suggestion,
- 18:25isn't it, that he and the Doctor were good?
- 18:27He calls the Doctor my good friend.
- 18:29Yeah. So the suggestion is that he's
- 18:31a, you know, a bit like the the Abbot from Planet of Spiders,
- 18:37you know, a very amiable fellow. Yeah, well, I suppose he spends
- 18:43most of it being a a creepy old menace you can't trust, really.
- 18:49But I do think like, because there are things where he's sort
- 18:53of torn between playing the great intelligence and himself.
- 18:59Yeah. You know, and, and the sort of
- 19:01the tone and the pace of how he's talking changes.
- 19:04So you can sort of clearly and he sounds sort of tortured when
- 19:08he's himself. So there is a sense of tragedy
- 19:10there. It's all fighting, yeah.
- 19:14Yeah, I suppose it didn't impress, impress upon me,
- 19:17impress on me that hugely. So yeah, I'm just.
- 19:21Well, no, no. And look at what we were talking
- 19:22about. Marcus Salman, Marcus Carmen in
- 19:25Pyramids and Mars on that scene where he recognises Lawrence,
- 19:28you know that did imprint on you.
- 19:30Yeah, but that. But that's that's, that's,
- 19:33that's played as pure tragedy for both of them, yeah.
- 19:40OK, so let's go to Psy again. I'm not entirely sure what he
- 19:45means by this question, so perhaps you wouldn't lie on me.
- 19:49Let's, we can, let's, let's tiptoe through the tulips and.
- 19:52It's a very simple question. I love.
- 19:54I love asking you these because the look on your face when
- 19:57you're thinking about them is priceless.
- 19:59Oh God. Don't worry, only I can see.
- 20:03OK, fair enough. All all they can see is silence.
- 20:06So is the Great Intelligence really that clever?
- 20:10I have no idea what he means by that.
- 20:18Well, it's a bit of a making robot yetis.
- 20:27It's not what I it's not what I do necessarily, Yeah.
- 20:35It's almost as if he knows he's a villain in a Doctor Who story,
- 20:38isn't it? Yeah, remind me, pretend there's
- 20:40been like six weeks since I last watched this.
- 20:43Yeah, for argument's sake, Yeah. What's the Great Intelligence
- 20:46want to do again? No, nobody knows.
- 20:48That's like what we've been pondering.
- 20:51Yeah. And then Stephen Moffett came
- 20:52and brought him back, and still there was no motive.
- 20:58Yeah, it's been the Dick. Really.
- 20:59Yeah. What's he trying to achieve in
- 21:01the Web of Fear? Maybe who calls him the Great
- 21:05Intelligence? I think it's the doctor.
- 21:08All right. Does he call himself the Great
- 21:10Intelligence? Because he could just be like a
- 21:11victim of the Dunning Kruger effect?
- 21:13He might, you know. Oh, what's that?
- 21:16Is that was that way? You know you're not.
- 21:19You're not intelligent enough to know you're not intelligent.
- 21:22Actually, that would be. That would be quite fun,
- 21:24actually. For.
- 21:25Yeah, for the for the great intelligence I.
- 21:28Don't think they're thinking on that level, you know?
- 21:31Yeah. Well, the side, the side clearly
- 21:33is, you know, I like, I like, I like the question.
- 21:36I haven't got a very good answer for it.
- 21:38I think in the web affair, he's trying to become corporeal,
- 21:42isn't he? He's trying to.
- 21:46Yeah, Doesn't he also is, is there a in, in the web of fear?
- 21:49Is there not a degree of revenge as well?
- 21:51By that point, he, yeah, he's he.
- 21:53Doesn't at least, at least there's a sound motive there as
- 21:56to why he's Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 21:58Doing what he's doing. And although I seem to recall in
- 22:01that story, the doctor just puts a helmet on and and just thinks
- 22:06of your thoughts and that's the end of the great intelligence.
- 22:08So I don't think he really is very clever.
- 22:11Yeah, yeah. I do like the fact that when
- 22:15Steven Moffett brought him back, he's doing that thing again, of
- 22:20taking the initial idea and figuring how do we get there.
- 22:23So he does the snowman, doesn't he?
- 22:24And at the end of the snowman, the intelligence winds up
- 22:28escaping into the underground system.
- 22:31And that's why the intelligence is there in the web of fear.
- 22:34Yes, yes, yeah. Anyway, what's going here?
- 22:41The doctor has a plan now, I think is this where he, you
- 22:47know, everyone's figured out that what are my notes?
- 22:55Everybody agrees to do what the doctor says, but Travers Trevor
- 22:58plans to go alone and and attack the thing in The Cave.
- 23:02Which he's doing right this second.
- 23:04Well, times. Yes.
- 23:06Oh, well done. Well done mate.
- 23:08And again, the Yeti robots were constructed over 200 years ago.
- 23:13Did they say that? Well, I guess they do.
- 23:16So we wrote it. Down.
- 23:17So I guess, I guess so, yeah, yeah, Super normal powers are
- 23:21mentioned. OK, Yeah.
- 23:25And that's, yeah, we, yeah, I think everyone's agreed to do.
- 23:28Everyone. Everyone has finally agreed to
- 23:30get on board with the doctor. I was just about to say that.
- 23:34Well, it's falling into that pattern, isn't it?
- 23:35Now everybody's on the same page and they're all working together
- 23:39to defeat the. Yeah, apart from here.
- 23:41But then Travers decides to do his own thing, so yeah.
- 23:45What's that like noble self sacrifice?
- 23:49Does that. Ever really work in a story?
- 23:51Can I ask you that as a writer? Does that ever really work in a
- 23:54story? The noble self sacrifice.
- 23:56I always find it very lame. I've done it a couple of times I
- 24:00think. Those were the those were the
- 24:01few occasions it wasn't lame. Oh.
- 24:03No, I I know I like good noble self sacrifice.
- 24:09Except you. You, you can't, I think you've
- 24:15got to you've got to build it in from the beginning.
- 24:17That character would do it and why they'd do it, but.
- 24:20Also labour the point. No, but also also don't use it
- 24:25as a as a way of the doctor avoiding doing something
- 24:29difficult. That's, that's my bug Bear is,
- 24:31you know, the doctor has to do something challenging and then
- 24:34someone just steps in and does it for them.
- 24:36The two things we've both mentioned there, me saying don't
- 24:39make it obvious so you know they're going to do it, and you
- 24:42saying stopping both of them occur in the Timeless Children
- 24:46where Coach Chalmers, space name, who's been saying
- 24:49throughout the entire episode, I'm an old man, it's the end of
- 24:52my life. I'd like to go out in a blaze of
- 24:54all these sort of lines. OK, right.
- 24:56So we know where this is going. And then the Doctor has to
- 24:58destroy Gallifrey and no, let me do it.
- 25:01I'll sacrifice myself for you. It's both of them.
- 25:05Yeah, but there are there are times you can do it really well.
- 25:07I mean, I love it in the in the Brendan phrase of the Mummy,
- 25:11Winston, God, Winston Havelock, This the fat old pilot.
- 25:16Yeah, I saw, I saw it with the Prince Charles the other week as
- 25:18a it was a 25 year old Prince, so it looked like an old film.
- 25:21But yeah, it's it. It.
- 25:25Was brilliant. Yeah just bolted 1K9 and school
- 25:28reunion that broke my home. That's one.
- 25:32Yeah. Well, exactly.
- 25:32You know, it can in like anything, it can be done well or
- 25:36and that's it. Anyway, next question because
- 25:40we've got a lot of these. Oh, yeah, sorry.
- 25:42Hang on, what? Did you not have any more notes?
- 25:44Was that the end of your notes, Sir?
- 25:47That's my notes up to the point we've got to.
- 25:49I don't want. To Fair enough, fair enough.
- 25:52Yeah, don't want to shoot a load.
- 25:53Fraser asks how much of a loss to the world of Doctor Who were
- 25:57Hazman and Lincoln? So they wrote The Abominable
- 25:59Snowman, they wrote Web Affair, and they wrote The Dominators.
- 26:05I mean, I think they're good writers.
- 26:06Yeah. They were going to write the
- 26:10layers of the Mccrimmon that was going to write out Jamie.
- 26:13They were going to kill off Jamie in the season six.
- 26:16But due to the fights about over the quarks and potentially
- 26:22marketing the quarks, they declared they would never, ever
- 26:25work for the BBC again. So we never got any more.
- 26:28So if so, if Doctor Who did get another script out of them, it
- 26:31would have lost Jamie. Yes.
- 26:35So well. Well, but that's what they were
- 26:37asked to write. That it's not.
- 26:38It's like that burning desire that they had.
- 26:41Yeah, I suppose then again, you know, Jamie might have been once
- 26:45he got to production, he might, I don't know the that's that's
- 26:48one of those what ifs that you know who, who can say we have,
- 26:52here's the thing, we have what we have and yeah, and it's
- 26:59pretty good. I'll take that as an answer.
- 27:04Yeah. Well, I haven't got anything
- 27:07much more to contribute on that one, to be honest.
- 27:09Well, that's a toughy, because what can you say about what
- 27:12someone could potentially write? Yeah, they could.
- 27:15They could have turned it to shit.
- 27:16They could have killed. No, they could have.
- 27:18Yeah. Rob, it is worth mentioning the
- 27:20the Dominators, regardless of what Fraser thinks of it, is
- 27:23considered the nadir of the era. So, and that was the last.
- 27:27Script they produced soon, yeah. Yeah.
- 27:29I'd be really interested to see what you think of that one.
- 27:32It's a bit low, it is a bit dull, so forgive me because I've
- 27:38completely forgotten. How do they defeat the Great
- 27:40intelligence in this? Oh, here's my note.
- 27:42Yeah, the doctor's great plan is to smash the controls and I've
- 27:46put that's up. Well, that's up there with
- 27:49Ghostbusters plan to get her. Yeah.
- 27:52So it's. Yeah.
- 27:54So smash the controls. And that's the thing.
- 27:56So there's no good Buddhism in this to defeat the the the evil
- 28:05Buddhist esque thing. Do you know what I mean?
- 28:10And now there's a knife floating about, threatening.
- 28:12Sure. Now, surely there is something
- 28:14they could have done that's a bit more clever, a bit more
- 28:17creative than just fucking the controls.
- 28:22Well, because, well, I mean the the Yetis are robots.
- 28:25So the greatest, the greatest intelligence is a technological
- 28:32being. Even if he's incorporeal, he's
- 28:35he's building robots and command centres.
- 28:39But it wasn't a piece of technology that brought him to
- 28:42Earth, was it? It was.
- 28:43No, no, it was, it was the, IT was the the Buddhist magic mind
- 28:47power. Couldn't have been a battle of
- 28:50werewolves. The Doctor heading up into the
- 28:52astral plane and shutting the door.
- 28:57Yeah, well you you mean essentially using good spaced
- 29:00Buddhism to defeat the bad space Buddhism?
- 29:03Here you go. Yeah.
- 29:04Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
- 29:05It could have been, could have been.
- 29:06Yeah, it's yeah. You know, I've got to be honest,
- 29:09so many Doctor Who stories, especially classic Doctor Who
- 29:12stories, I do have pretty lame endings, don't they?
- 29:17Oh, I can assure you that none of this was occurring in the
- 29:19original. This is floating into the air
- 29:23like that. Yeah, this is possibly where
- 29:26you, you, you, the animation might be, I haven't seen this
- 29:28before. You see, I've, I've seen the
- 29:31loose cannon reconstruction. This might be this is might be
- 29:34going a little bit too far into the realms of invention perhaps.
- 29:40I believe Ian Levine was apoplectic by this point.
- 29:44Look out the window I. Don't know though.
- 29:46Like giving it giving it a sense of climax, you know?
- 29:51I don't object. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 29:55No, I think, Oh no, it's it's Jamie and Tommy that are
- 29:58smashing the controls. Yeah, so destroy the spheres,
- 30:03the Yetis collapse. I'm guessing that's what comes
- 30:05next. And then does Papa has, I can't
- 30:12say his name now. Padders tries to implore to the
- 30:16doctor, doesn't he? Old friend, you know, but it's
- 30:18actually the great intelligence, maybe.
- 30:22So maybe there's a personal stake in the climax.
- 30:25Yeah. Yeah.
- 30:26That he's going to lose his old friend.
- 30:28I don't even think that's played out particularly sort of
- 30:31tragically, though. No, I'm not.
- 30:34I do. I must confess.
- 30:36Oh, I, I, I like the first half of this better than the
- 30:39second-half. Yeah, you did say that in the
- 30:41first half. Oh, did I?
- 30:43OK? Yeah.
- 30:44Yeah, you're not. Contradicting anything you said
- 30:46earlier. Oh, no.
- 30:47Fair enough. Yeah, yeah.
- 30:49And again, it's I think you're right, but then I think I prefer
- 30:51the set up to most Doctor Who stories than I do to their
- 30:54conclusions. Yeah, it it's the the discovery
- 30:57phase of the story where, you know, you you enter this world,
- 31:01you know, and that's that's kind of that's kind of the stuff I in
- 31:07this kind of story, which is lost one genre.
- 31:10That's that tends to be the best bit, you know?
- 31:13I'm, I'm wondering if for once, because this is supposed to be
- 31:17an old friend of the Doctors, you know, like the cliche in
- 31:20season 5 is he just goes, doesn't he?
- 31:22He doesn't stick around to see how things are going to be
- 31:25tidied up or anything like that. He's just off into the TARDIS
- 31:28and gone, which is what makes Fear from the Deep hit so much,
- 31:32whether he has to stay to see Victoria often.
- 31:34So there's a lovely dinner scene and all of that.
- 31:37But because his old friends just died at the end of this, maybe
- 31:40there should have been something, you know?
- 31:45Well, I do love the whole idea of the Doctor returning with the
- 31:48Ganter Bell. It's such a good thing.
- 31:51It's like, well, yeah, there there should be.
- 31:53It's a nice, it's such a nice in to a story returning something.
- 31:59Oh look, it's stopping. It's stopping bullets in the
- 32:02air. That didn't happen in the
- 32:04original either. Yeah, it's sort of gone a bit
- 32:09Matrix now, isn't it? Yeah, do you know what I think?
- 32:13So I watched The Web of Fear. I've seen the Web of Fear a lot.
- 32:16But you know, I just think I've seen some bits of Doctor Who
- 32:19loads and I sometimes haven't seen it at all.
- 32:20But I think I've been misremembering the end of this
- 32:23and the Web of Fear. The Web of Fear is one of the
- 32:25big the big control room. Isn't it?
- 32:27Yeah. The doctor puts the the hat the
- 32:29hat on. Yeah.
- 32:31Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the goodbye old friend
- 32:36bit, isn't it? I'm not sure it lands though.
- 32:41Yeah. And I think you're right, it's
- 32:43because we haven't seen that relationship before.
- 32:47If it was somebody we knew from an old story, maybe.
- 32:52Or, or you'd seen more of it in this you, you had more of that.
- 32:54You know, the reunion at the beginning did.
- 32:57You see that yes, he fall down. Yeah, yeah, that.
- 33:01Was fun I think. I I doubt they did that in on
- 33:04Snowden. Yeah, whatever it was.
- 33:06It got a laugh at the PFI though, I remember that.
- 33:09Travers is a right hulking brute in this animation, isn't it?
- 33:14He's he's, he's very, very tall. Oh.
- 33:18Yeah, crumbled to dust it. Actually does look a little bit
- 33:22like the effect in Time National where they will turn to
- 33:24skeletons and just as amusing. Well, that's that.
- 33:32The doctor says we're off. Yeah, we won't be seeing the
- 33:35Great Intelligence again. Or my old friend Padma.
- 33:38Sam Nova. Let's go.
- 33:39Never mind. Oh, dear.
- 33:44Oh dear. Can I ask you another sort of
- 33:47writerly question please? Yeah, sure, don't.
- 33:50Don't expect a good answer, but carry on.
- 33:52I do expect a good answer because I've heard enough of
- 33:54your stuff to know you can answer this question.
- 33:57And that is, well, what's the secret to ending a Doctor Who
- 34:02story? And you've written enough
- 34:03scripts now. Like what?
- 34:05How do you How do you do it satisfyingly?
- 34:09But just take the word doctor, whoever, doctor that question.
- 34:13How do you end the story Satisfyingly.
- 34:16Oh, no. Yeah, it's because Doctor Who
- 34:17has got no monopoly on any. Yeah, there's no.
- 34:21You sucky git. Well, no, it's true.
- 34:24It's true. You know, it's just, you know,
- 34:25it's just stories. Yeah.
- 34:27OK. All right.
- 34:28I'm very limited in what I watch.
- 34:30OK. You, you, you resolve, you
- 34:32resolve, you resolve the problems you and the situations
- 34:37you set up, what's one way or another.
- 34:41And depending on how you do it, you that conveys different
- 34:44meanings and that's it. Endings have got there are
- 34:47compulsory things endings have to do and also genre, you know,
- 34:51depending on the genre you're in, there are compulsory things
- 34:53they have to do. And in this one, for example,
- 34:56this is about a Yeti hunter who's who's he's come to Tibet
- 34:59to find Yeti and all we've found with damn robots so.
- 35:03He finds a real Yeti. Yeah, it's the real yet turning
- 35:08up, you could argue is a compulsory moment or you could
- 35:12say not finding the Yeti is a compulsory moment.
- 35:14You know, he could kind of, you know, it could be like, oh, I
- 35:16didn't find the Yeti, but maybe they're still out there but in
- 35:19but in this genre. You love this ending.
- 35:21The real. Yeah, because he because in this
- 35:23genre. Oh, look at this one.
- 35:26Totally different. It looks like Oh my God Monkey
- 35:31from the original Star Trek. Yeah, but it's essentially, but
- 35:35it's essentially it's that's for Nigel Neil.
- 35:37Yeah, I've never seen this before.
- 35:39Oh, is he? Yeah, of course it.
- 35:40Is it's it's the big white big for Harry, the Harriet
- 35:43Henderson. Well, there you go.
- 35:46In the in the telesnap version, the the the wild Yeti looks
- 35:51exact. Why doesn't it look like the
- 35:52other Yeti? Why would why would the Great
- 35:56Intelligence? Thing great intelligence got it
- 36:00wrong. Yeah.
- 36:02He just thought they looked like big teddy bears.
- 36:04Yeah. So I couldn't tell.
- 36:08Yeah, OK. Yeah.
- 36:09So in the animated version I, I I.
- 36:13The animated version leaves you with more questions than.
- 36:15Answers Yeah, yeah. Why does the ethy look so
- 36:18different? Or is it his hand in a twitch?
- 36:21Yeah. Yeah.
- 36:22Yeah, yeah. A sequel's coming, kids.
- 36:26You'd leave them, Yes, Yeah, yeah.
- 36:29In fact, they knew a sequel was coming because they recorded
- 36:31that bit with Patrick Trowan, didn't they?
- 36:33Saying now, now, if you're frightened, don't forget you can
- 36:37hold your mummy's and daddy's hands because they might be
- 36:39scared. It's great.
- 36:40I I just have one note BNT they see a real Yeti, a peaceful,
- 36:45benign creature? Is Travis going to shoot the
- 36:48poor thing? Probably.
- 36:51Yeah, but hang on. He comes back from in the hang
- 36:56on in the web of fear. Correct me if I'm.
- 36:58Wrong. He takes one of the robots back
- 37:00with him. Oh.
- 37:00Right. Yeah, yeah, so he does.
- 37:02So he actually doesn't come back with yeah to yeah, exactly.
- 37:07So what happens? What becomes of that real Yeti
- 37:09they spot at the end? They're probably very good at
- 37:12sort of being elusive. Yeah, yeah, that's the point.
- 37:15There's there's there's room for a Doctor Who story with an
- 37:17actual Yeti in still. Yeah, anyway.
- 37:21Well, get right in then Well. We'll see, We'll see.
- 37:23We'll see. I'll make some discreet
- 37:28enquiries about licence for Yetis and see what happens.
- 37:32But. You heard of here here, folks?
- 37:34You never know. Yeah.
- 37:36Well, look, right, I, I think we covered all of the questions
- 37:39there and we've certainly gone through all of your notes.
- 37:43You now have the impossible task of summarising the last 3 1/2
- 37:51hours of Coventry into three fabulous reasons as to why you
- 37:56would recommend the Abominable Snowman.
- 37:59I know you can do this very easily.
- 38:01Off you go. Sorry, I'm, I'm, I'm obviously
- 38:05in a, in a certain kind of mood. But one, well, one reason to
- 38:10watch Doctor Who, the Abominable Stoneman is because Nigel Neil's
- 38:15The Abomble Stoneman. It's a little hard to come by.
- 38:18No, no, it's, it's good reason. It's.
- 38:22It's. No, to be less facetious, it's
- 38:24it's a it's a good fun slice of crypto zoological based under
- 38:30CG. Goodness, there you go.
- 38:34Oh, sorry, I thought you was going to be.
- 38:35Longer I was eating some cheese so I thought we I did one.
- 38:38Then you did one, then you go. And yeah, I know that's how it
- 38:41works. You've been listening correctly.
- 38:44My first reason would be how wonderful it is that they took a
- 38:50trip away from London and one of the films out in Snowdon and
- 38:55what we can see of the location work.
- 38:57Is it beautiful? It's a shame there's no snow,
- 39:01but I think it does it's job to sort of create that desolate
- 39:05landscape because I don't know if you've been to that part of
- 39:08the world, but it is pretty desolate.
- 39:10No, no, the location works great and it is a real shame.
- 39:14We're lucky to have it animated, but it's a shame those middle
- 39:17episodes don't exist because clearly a lot of money was spent
- 39:20there and I wish we could see more of it.
- 39:22I'm. Trying to think the second
- 39:26reason that isn't a repeated My first reason why would I
- 39:36recommend you? You chose this, remember?
- 39:39I know I did. I know I did.
- 39:40Oh, it's, it's got some, it's got some lovely bits of bits of
- 39:44the Doctor in it, you know, Bunning, Bunning Rocks and Jamie
- 39:50getting hypnotised by accident. And there was some, there was
- 39:54some really lovely business in this one.
- 39:56Do you remember this line? Victoria, I think this is one of
- 40:00those times when discretion is the better part of valour.
- 40:03Jamie has an idea. Come on.
- 40:05They run off. Yes, yeah, yeah.
- 40:07He's great. My second reason is whether
- 40:13it's. Accurate or?
- 40:14Not whether it's offensive or not, I still think it is
- 40:19refreshing that we are taking a peek at another culture and a
- 40:25different religion. So I think it it's a worthy
- 40:28exercise. I don't know if it's done with
- 40:31much authenticity, and it is certainly something that
- 40:35troubles people today, how it's executed, but I do think it's
- 40:40something that's worth doing. Yeah.
- 40:43I'd also add that it is a really interesting exercise in Doctor
- 40:49Who, taking a subject matter and sort of a sub genre that was
- 40:57really kind of in the zeitgeist in the 50s and 60s and turning
- 41:02it into Doctor Who. Because I suppose what my main
- 41:06interest really is kind of all the things that went into it,
- 41:09its influences, and I suppose what, what came out, what
- 41:14actually what, you know, all these influences that went into
- 41:16this episode, what came out of it.
- 41:17I suppose what came out of it was the sequel The Web of Fear.
- 41:22And just the notional. Idea as put into words by Jon
- 41:26Pertwee of the Yeti in the loo in Tooting back.
- 41:31So it it it, it kind of ended up being an encapsulation of BI,
- 41:34not this itself, but the child of this of this of this story is
- 41:41just a way of encapsulating a main part of the charm of Doctor
- 41:46in general. What he's talking about there
- 41:48the. Yeti on the loo.
- 41:49I think that's the Web of Fears doing more than this story.
- 41:53Yeah. Oh, no.
- 41:54You. Expect to see a yesi.
- 41:55In the Himalayas, but you don't expect to see a yesi in the
- 41:58London. Oh yeah, yeah, but without this
- 42:00one. We wouldn't have reached that.
- 42:01That's all I'm saying. Because it's.
- 42:03Yeah, I so this is, but this is one of those ones.
- 42:06I like the idea of this story. Yeah.
- 42:12Yeah. And that's that's that would
- 42:14that's why I suggested it. And of course, Name of the
- 42:18Doctor. And the Snowman as well, which
- 42:21brought back the Great Intelligence.
- 42:22I believe Steven Moffat knew that the web of fear had been
- 42:27found and so was subtly introducing the idea of the
- 42:31Great Intelligence before the news and those episodes dropped.
- 42:36Yeah, that's my understanding. As well.
- 42:38Yeah, yeah. Which?
- 42:39Is which is great. What's my third thing then?
- 42:44I've got to 1/3 as well. Oh, do you know what?
- 42:48I don't think 1 actor does a foot wrong.
- 42:52I don't think they're the most like gripping performances
- 42:55you're going to see in Doctor Who.
- 42:56But I think all the monks are well cast.
- 42:58I think Jack Watling gives a memorable turn.
- 43:02The regulars are great. Chris Song just has to be that
- 43:05character that's sort of getting in the way, but he does it
- 43:08perfectly. And for whatever we said about
- 43:11the pace of how wimpy Morris is talking is, it is creepy.
- 43:17That's the thing if. You add a bit, you know, if you
- 43:19add a bit of that web of fear Bartok while he's talking and so
- 43:23you know, or whatever, you know, I think a bit of a bit of
- 43:26underscoring would have I think lifted those parts, you know, I
- 43:30think it. Is worth noting.
- 43:32Yeah, a lot. You know, most classic Doctor
- 43:34Who stories, there is usually one iffy performance in there
- 43:37somewhere. I don't think there really is
- 43:40here. No, everyone.
- 43:42I think everyone's pretty good. Everyone's pretty good.
- 43:44And being able to, yeah, go to, you know, that.
- 43:51Yeah, yeah. In pop culture, you know, there
- 43:54are so many kind of lamasteries hidden in the high Himalayas
- 43:59which are menaced by Yeti and it's nice that in the footsteps
- 44:04of Nigel Neil, the goons and Tin Tin it's own.
- 44:10I suppose that's just it's just, you know, that's that for me,
- 44:14that's just kind of inevitable. I think doctor was always going
- 44:19to have to meet the Yeti at some point.
- 44:21Have to, weirdly enough. My big take away from doing this
- 44:26commentary with you, it's less about the Abominable Snowmen,
- 44:30which I think, remember I said at the start, it's a story that
- 44:34I forget exists, then I'll watch it and I go, Oh yeah, that's
- 44:38really good. That's pretty good.
- 44:39You know, that's a good Doctor Who story.
- 44:41And then I forget it exists again.
- 44:43Probably in about a week's time I will forget that the
- 44:45Abominable. But you planted a seed in my
- 44:47head to go looking for possibly more cryptozoology podcasts that
- 44:54are out there or just look into some of the expeditions at the
- 44:58time. So it's it's all the stuff
- 45:00that's influenced the Abominable Snowmen that actually interested
- 45:04me a bit more than the story itself.
- 45:06Yeah, well, there is a podcast I'd.
- 45:07Recommend called Wide Atlantic Weird by a guy called Kian and
- 45:14it's. You can find that on wherever
- 45:18you get your podcast from. But it's he's he's, he's
- 45:20fascinating and he's really into cryptozoology.
- 45:24It's a it's a podcast about why people believe strange things.
- 45:27So it's right up my alley. But he talks about the Yeti,
- 45:32Sasquatch, Nessie, Hulk Hogan, you name it.
- 45:38Hogan. Yeah.
- 45:39Yeah, yeah, he's good. He's good.
- 45:41Yeah, yes, yeah. And the lost world genre.
- 45:46And again, he he's a fan of all that kind of stuff and has
- 45:50similar problems to me. So, you know, it's, yeah.
- 45:52So wide Atlantic Weird is definitely a podcast to seek out
- 45:56if you're into that kind of stuff.
- 46:00Well, I will. Listen to that before we talk
- 46:03again. But if I can ask you now, I
- 46:06don't think we have we determined what we might talk
- 46:09about next. No, I.
- 46:12I, I kind of like the idea that I don't know where we're going
- 46:15to go next. So we'll have, we'll have to see
- 46:19right now my mind. 'S my mind.
- 46:20'S a blank. So yeah, I'm.
- 46:22I'm terrified to know how this last time I made you do it.
- 46:25Live on air. I made you choose.
- 46:27Like life on air. But we'll park it here.
- 46:31Yeah, well, last. Time was easier, but that's the
- 46:33thing. Last time was like, I definitely
- 46:34want to do the Abominable Snowmen.
- 46:36Now I have I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.
- 46:39I have to see what I have. I have, I need to know what you
- 46:41haven't done yet, and that's probably a good place to start.
- 46:43Well, I'll send you a list then. But I see buckets.
- 46:47What this leaves me to do is to. Thank you very much, as ever,
- 46:51for your time and your smarts and your wits.
- 46:54You are a delightful guest on this podcast and it's wonderful
- 46:58to have you. Well, it's it's.
- 47:00Always a pleasure and a privilege to to hang out and
- 47:06talk bobbins whilst yeah whilst whilst not watching Doctor Who.
- 47:12Very well, no. When we barely.
- 47:14Watched, but we certainly talked a lot.
- 47:18Rob, thank you very much. It's been a pleasure.
- 47:22Now catch. You soon buddy and then we need
- 47:24to get on this mountain so let's.
- 47:29Get always end on a laugh.