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Koala Pap and Chlamydia (Groundhog Day Special 2023) · Privycast

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>> Speaker A: Because they're, like, weird. They, like sweat milk, and their baby's
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like it, and, uh, it's just
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strange. And if you think that's the most disturbing
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thing I'm gonna say, a baby animal does this week,
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you're wrong.
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Back to privy. Privy is a
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podcast about bathrooms,
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recorded from my home
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bathroom. I'm your host, hunter
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hoover, and I love bathrooms.
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Uh, happy belated
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groundhogs day, everybody. I hope you
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guys, um, had the opportunity to
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observe however you choose, um,
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to do know.
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It's interesting, because
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little plumps of every
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year, every year, the little bloke just gets
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yanked right out of his hole. And here's the
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thing. I can't tell you what plumpsatami saw,
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because the way that I have structured and ordered my life,
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the release of this episode is too
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close to the actual
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yoinking, um, of plumps atomi himself.
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So I'm sorry if that's a disappointment,
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but plumps atomi, at the point of this recording, is
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still sound asleep in islumber, uh, and
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is totally
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unbothered by the nice blokes in the funny
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hats. Um, but I hope that, uh,
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I know that right now, me recording, I am looking
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forward to my groundhogs day celebrations. I'll
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be celebrating privately and publicly. Um, and
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I hope that you were able to enjoy your celebrations
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as well. Uh, and, um, that you were able to
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observe plumps atomy's big day. But
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here at privy, we have somewhat of
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a tradition, um, when it comes
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to the groundhog day season,
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uh, every year we take
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another look at one of
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God's great and unique creatures.
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There's all sorts of these little guys. And the interesting
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thing is animals poop, and they do weird things with their
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poop oftentimes. And so, uh,
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often these animals distinguish
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themselves from the
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strange bathroom habits and the things it does
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in the privacy of its own burrow hole or
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otherwise. In past years,
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we've discussed prairie dogs and the act of prairie
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dogging. It. Um, we've also discussed the glory that
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is the wombat and the terror that is their backsides.
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You get that wombat, and he's just over here, like.
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Just, like, butt smacking. Just
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butt smacking the predators. And
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so, here in
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privy, every year, we want to take a look at one of these beautiful
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creatures and just see what we can learn
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from these animals. Uh,
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so that's where we're going at the top of the show here. I think I need to
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do a little bathroom check in.
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So it's been kind of a
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weird front and I was having kind of a
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slump. Um, for those who have
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been listening for some time, I record all of my
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bathrooming in the poop map app.
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You can join us there. Follow the privies, join
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our group. Um, but I have
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recorded every poop in the poop map app. And one
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of the things that happened recently, I don't know what happened
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here, but on average, I would say I
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poop three to five times a day.
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Now, I understand that that number is
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astronomical compared to some. Um,
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I'm watching these TikToks, and this one guy is like,
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yeah, I've pooped once in the month of
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January so far, and I'm going, sweet
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Jesus, that's not enough.
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That's troubling to me. I am
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troubled. I
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think my concern is I went from pooping
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between three to five times a week or a
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day. My bad. Um, a day. A week would be
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probably normal to, like, once or twice. And it was,
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like, four or five days in a row to the point where I
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noticed it. I was like, man, I really feel like, um, this
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also coincided with the
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installation of a new bathroom
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fixture that will be featured prominently on the show
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before too long, it may be the reason that I am testing
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video. Uh,
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and there was a few days where I just was having
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this stuff happen, but then
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I got the great american
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unclogger, uh, and that is protein.
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So I had texted my wife. I said,
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hey, um, Anna, can you make me a
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protein shake? Now, we had
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purchased this protein shake. It is made from, like,
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pea protein, um, or something. I
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don't know. Um. I do know it smells like
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the bottom of a wet dumpster. It's awful smelling.
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It's absolutely heinous smelling. The taste is
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not terrible. It's mostly just a texture thing.
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Um, but, man, this protein is real rough.
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I get it. But I was not
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prepared for the bathroom situation
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that this protein shake produced, because
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I drank this protein shake around 06:00 p.m.
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And I kid you not, by 930, I had
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the stankiest beefers, and I had to poop
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so bad. I never have to go to poop that
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time. My bathrooming
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is focused between five and 10:00
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a.m. And then, like, once or twice in
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the afternoon. So for me to have
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to go take a pre
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bedtime shaz is just
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not normal. It's unheard of. And it
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struck me, but that's
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enough. Ah, that's just enough.
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You're over it. Everybody's like, yeah, thanks,
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hunter, but we really want to hear about
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this year's Groundhogs Day episode. So,
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um, this year,
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we're going to the land down
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under. Welcome to
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Australia. M. I can't do an Australian
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Australia mite. Uh,
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I can't do it. Um, the land
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down under, it would seem,
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is host to just the really freak of the
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bunch animals on this great planet.
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Um, last year,
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we talked about the wombat and his
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wonderful, butt smacking glory,
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and he's cute and he's
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cuddly. Ah. And he always got square
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poopies, and so that's kind of cool.
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But the thing that
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is so just down the road from the wombat, just
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down the road from our local neighborhood, wombat
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is the cute and cuddly. Uh, you just want to give
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them a big old hug. You just want to give
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them just a big Old
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Hug, is the koala.
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We have to travel to the eucalyptus forests
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of southeastern and eastern Australia.
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Koalas, according to National
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Geographic, ah, uh, are both a
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MAmmal and a marSupial. Now, you're going to hear that, and
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you're going to go, hunter's just special.
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He doesn't know how to read. He doesn't get it. He
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has goofed this thing. Now, here's the
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facts. Here's straight facts about it.
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I do, in fact, know how to read.
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Um, the problem is,
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I took a screenshot of this in case people didn't believe
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me. But the National
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Geographic website has it
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twisted, because on one portion they list
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it as a marSupial, and on the next portion, they list it as
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a MAmMal. Either that, or I'm blowing this fat out
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of proportion, and I don't understand what either of those things
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is. But in my education, which, again,
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science was, I was told science isn't real.
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Uh, uh. I was under the understanding that there
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is a difference between a mammal and a marsupial, that a
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mammal feeds its young off the
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teeth.
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And I know a little bit more about how
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marsupials feed their young, but it has something to do with that pouch. Do you know what I'm
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saying? Um, but
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according to Nat Geo and their website, koalas
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are both mammals and marsupials. So search me. Um,
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you know what? Maybe
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Nat Geo's got it more figured out than I do. You know what? I'm going
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to defer to them. I think it's an error, but
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I digress. The koala, for our
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purposes today, is, in fact, a marsupial.
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Other noted marsupials are the
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opossum, the kangaroo,
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and that's all that I know because
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I'm limited in my knowledge.
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I think that a platypus is like
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trying to be a marsupial but can't figure out how.
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Um, because they're like weird. They
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like sweat milk and their baby is like.
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It's just strange. And if you think that that's the most
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disturbing thing I'm going to say a baby Animal does this
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week, you're wrong. Uh, the Koala
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is in fact a marsupial. And much like me from grade
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seven to eleven, it's got a pocket in the
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front, uh, because
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I would wear those weird hoodies. Do you
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know the hoodies with the edgy teen
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pocket where they
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stuff their hands in it and they're. Huh,
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huh. Was.
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Anyway, the Koala is often
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mislabeled a bear as Koala Bear. It is not
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a bear. He is not a bear. That is Ursa. Ursa
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is Bear and Koala, this is
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the scientific name. And here comes a butcher of the
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week. It's
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fascolarkdos
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scenarios now.
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It's gibberish Latin
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nonsense. Um, ain't it
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usually. But a common misnomer
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is that these Koalas, as I noted,
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are so soft and cuddly and they're fuzzy.
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But what's actually really frustrating
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is that they're not like, they're
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not, koalas are not fuzzy. They're like
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coarse. They have coarse hair which is just awful.
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When you see a cuddly little Bear Animal. He's not a
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bear, but he is kind of a bear.
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Um, you want him to be fuzzy,
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you don't want them to be coarse. That's
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bad though. They are a marsupial.
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They have opposing thumbs on their feet. They're those
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weird like rant, rant, rant feet. Um,
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and they're used for climbing and they have
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fused toes and the toes they use to actually
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comb their hair. It's weird. Um,
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okay.
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As was noted, koalas live in the
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eucalyptus forests of Australia.
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But they not only live in the
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eucalyptus forests, they
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consume the eucalyptus. It's
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their treat of choice. Like
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little Dougie koala gets home and
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he's itching for a snack. He's like, mom, I
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need a snack.
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And he's of age because if he's not of age that
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snack's going to be troubling. And
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just slinging eucalyptus at little.
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Here's take your eucalyptus bites. Get
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these going.
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They consume eucalyptus.
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Oh. Rip it and grip it, baby.
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It's satisfactory. Ginger lime,
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satisfactory. It's perfectly serviceable.
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But they are one of the few
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if not only animals on our earth
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that consumes eucalyptus as part of its
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diet, mostly because
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usually to do so, to eat eucalyptus in this
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Way would be toxic. It's usually toxic. More
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on that in a moment. They eat more than a
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pound of eucalyptus a day and
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the koala sleeps so much
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it's almost a joke. It's kind
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of funny. They sleep about 18
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to 22 hours a day and I'm just going to go out and say
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it. That's all day. That's
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all day. There's 24 HOurs and it's Dark for
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six to ten of them. And so if they're sleeping
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1820, that's all Day. Uh,
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you hear that, Teens? Hey, Teens.
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This is PSA for the Teens. I don't know if I doubt
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Teens listen to this, MOSTLy because I think Teens think
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podcasts are for old people who
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drink Coffee too mucH, which
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I mean, kind oF. But
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it's not just that. It's much more than that. Okay,
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Teens, but Teens,
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uh, I'm going to just say this to you.
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If you sleep for more than 12
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HOuRs of a DAY,
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I am going to go ahead and say you slept all
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Day. If you sleep for more than 12 hours of
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any 24 hours day,
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I'm going to go ahead and say that you have slept all
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day. So the
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koala is sleeping 18 to 22. There's hope
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for you yet, teens. Um, or you can view
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that as challenge issued and really go
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for the gusto on it. I would suggest
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not going for the gusto on it. That's just my
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perspective. Uh,
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I would be remiss if me,
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um, noted
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Pokemon enthusiast, I would be remiss
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if I didn't note one of the.
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It is the only koala Pokemon. But right
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now, who knows Pokemon company.
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They're all time putting out these strange creatures.
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Uh, but I would be remiss if I didn't
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mention Kamala. Uh, he is
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Pokemon's Koala
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Pokemon. Um, and he's based on
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this trope that the Koala sleeps too much. Like
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he is asleep. Like half the time. He's got this big
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log and he uses bonk people, other
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characters on the head. It's pretty great.
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It's a top notch design. Like, koala is a
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great pokemon, great design, gets good screen
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time in the cartoon, uh, it's all around
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just a good guy. Koalas have
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a really weird call that they make
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and it's kind of creepy.
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It is kind of creepy.
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I don't know. And what's really weird
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is much like my friend Austin
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in college
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Koalas don't really like. They don't really
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drink much water. They don't drink water.
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They get most of their moisture from the eucalyptus leaves
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that they eat. Uh,
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some koalas will store their
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eucalyptus in their cheek pouches for later. So
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they'll like chipmunk a big pile of eucalyptus
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leaves and stuff and they're like. And they'll get
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the big chuff over here to store the
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eucalyptus for later, whatever. Now for
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this next section we need to discuss a little bit of history
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of specifically Australia. In
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1788, the British began to send
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its criminals to the land down under, thus
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colonizing the area shortly
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after its colonization. People did what people so
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often do. They started to settle and
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cut down stuff and m move into new territory
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and actually settle in the Land.
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In the 18 hundreds and 19 hundreds,
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koalas were readily hunted and
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harvested for their furs, boots with
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the furs. What started
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as threats to hunting
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turned into threats via loss of
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habitat. So at first they're hunted for their
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furs and then they begin to encroach
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on the eucalyptus forests, thus
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causing more trouble for the koalas.
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Save the KOALAS.
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One KOALA. To give you some perspective here,
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one koala, one small. He's not
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small, he's about 3ft tall. AH, 2ft tall.
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One koala needs about 100
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trees to just itself to
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maintain its diet and have sufficient
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territory to itself.
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So as the eucalyptus forests
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shrink, the koala population does
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in turn as more and more are pushed together.
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Today koalas are listed as a
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vulnerable species. But
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in our modern times
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a new challenger has approached the koala.
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A new threat has posed itself to the koala
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population. And for this portion
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of the program, I'm going to take you to what I
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like to call health two and the
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STD unit of sex ed class.
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Chlamydia is a common and
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notably treatable Std.
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The CDC notes, you may have chlamydia
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and not even know it. What a TERRIFYING THOUGHT. I think
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you would, um, I digress,
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but
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could you imagine you just go in for
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a cold or like, you go in because
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you need to get an x ray and they're like, oh, by
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the way, friend, you have this.
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Uh, okay.
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But chlamydia has lasting health
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concerns. Symptoms of chlamydia
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in humans include a burning sensation when you
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pee. Not good, very bad.
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Um, there should be no burning sensation
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on anywhere below the waist, in my opinion. Like, I'll
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go out on a limb and say it.
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The only place that have should burning sensation is your mouth when
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you eat a spicy pepper, or in my case,
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my eyes from the month of, like, April through October.
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But you may also experience strange
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stuff coming out of the peehole. Sweet.
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Uh, what are we doing?
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Like, strange quote, strange stuff coming out
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of the peehole. Good lord. Pain
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and swelling in the zone of truth.
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Like, golly,
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some people experience unusual soreness.
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I'll bet. Rectal pain. How'd it get
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back there? Bleeding very bad from
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anywhere down there. Stench from the privates
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and burning when peeing. No thanks
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in general there, like, no, thanks in general to all
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those. Just, I'm going to go ahead and
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say no thanks to any of them.
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But that's in humans. Like, when a human
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being gets the chlamydia. That's what
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they got going on. But what
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does any of this have to do with koalas? Like,
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hunter, you wished us a happy
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groundhog day. You told us a strange story about
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your bathrooming. You've introduced Koalas
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to us, and they seem like a strange creature. Why are you telling us
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about this Std? Well, that's because
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it is kind of like one of the more growing and more
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widely known facts. Now,
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unfortunately, that
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koalas have or carry
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chlamydia. It's
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an embarrassing and troubling thing to just have as a
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fun fact about you.
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Gosh, you're just an animal
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trying to do his best. And when somebody hops on
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the interwebs and punches in you
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as an animal, they're met with the
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description of the chlamydia that you carry. It's a SAD
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DAY. In
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2008, only about 10% of
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all koalas had chlamydia. Those are good
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NUMBERS. Worse than HUMANS, but good
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NUMBERS. Uh, I guess. I
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think the GOAL is ZERO. I'm going to go out
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on a limb and say the goal for a percentage of
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people and koalas that have
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chlamydia is 0%. That's the GOAL.
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It's not NONE, THOUGH. 10% is.
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I'd wager that's more than the people who have it, right?
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Right. There
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has to be more koalas that have it.
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Yeah, it's not worth THINKING about. NOWADAYS,
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those NUMBERS are just ASTRONOMICAL. In
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about ten years, we are up
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to 80% to
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90% of koalas have chlamydia.
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That's almost all of THEM.
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And while some of the side effects of chlamydia and koalas
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are similar to those in humans, sores in the PP
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zone, that can lead to infertility in koalas
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it can also cause blindness.
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So the chlamydia
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is a danger to the koalas. But
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like we said, the CDC told
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us that this is
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treatable. So then just like do what
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you do to treat it. KOALAS
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in HUMANS, that is US.
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CHLAMYDIA is. I'd like to quit
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talking about chlamydia, by the way.
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I want to stop saying it.
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I feel like I've said the word chlamydia too much
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this episode and I'm sorry,
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but how else do we move forward?
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Take it up with the KOALAS. They're the ones who have it, not
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me. JEEPERS.
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But in CHLAMYDIA, NO, SCRATCH
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that. In humans
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chlamydia is treatable with
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antibiotics that kill the harmful bacteria
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that is causing the concerning
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std. Hooray.
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Antibiotics will solve this. Now
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treatment is the same for koalas, but
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koalas cannot take those antibiotics
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and it is not that they are unable or that they
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cannot swallow the medication or that it is allergic
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to them. The problem is it works too
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well and it actually kills the
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bacteria in their stomachs.
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Koalas have a gut
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biome that has specifically
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adjusted and has specific
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amounts and types of bacteria that
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help break down eucalyptus
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leaves and help deal with the toxins
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of eucalyptus leaves. They are special, their tum
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tums are very special and they have very special
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bacteria in their tummies that help what they
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eat. But the problem is if you give them
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antibiotics to cure the std, that somehow is in
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their eyes as well, that will
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kill the yummy bacteria that helps eat
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the good green eucalyptus bushes.
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So if you give a
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koala those antibiotics, their natural gut
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biome is going to get all sorts of whack. And then
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it's kind of like me after eating like a pound of nachos
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or uh, that protein shake, you know what
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I'm saying? But if you kill all the
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good eucalyptus, breaking down bacteria in the
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koala to get rid of the StD,
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then they aren't going to be able to eat their
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eucalyptus leaves anymore. Their diet is gone,
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they will be unable to digest it. And
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in my experience, in my experience, you're going
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to want to digest it like you want to
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digest your. Digesting your food is a very good thing.
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That's a problem. And so you'd think
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that well then they must be born with that
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biome in their tummy. Like they have this very good
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microbiome. They must be born with it.
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Well, we haven't gotten to the worst of koalas yet.
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Maybe they're born with it.
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Or maybe they suck it out of their mom's butt.
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Every day we stray farther from God.
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Now, if you hear that, if you hear the
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sentence that I said earlier and you think to
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yourself, well, my goodness, that's crass. Well, that's
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not my problem. That's what's what we're dealing with.
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It's just the TrUth. That's what koalas are doing.
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Okay, as
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we discussed, koalas are
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marsupials
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and mammals. I get it, NAt
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Geo, that one's for you. We get it.
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But koalas are marsupials and when
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a marsupial is born, the baby, also known
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as the joey, resides in the pouch of the mother,
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where its mother feeds the joey. Here's the
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DEAL. The koala's mother's milk is
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great. They feed through this, like, weird. It's
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kind of like LAcTAtion, but it happens inside the Pouch.
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I don't know another word I'd like to not say again
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is lactation. It doesn't
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necessarily model the diet of eucalyptus.
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Like, the mother's milk in the pouch
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and the babies are one day going to quit being
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babies and they're going to have to
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leave the pouch and go eat
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stuff outside the pouch. And
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so
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the koala Joeies aren't born with the
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very good bacteria to break down the eucalyptus. That's
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a problem because as we've already seen, the
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koalas need that. That's important. That's
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why the STD curing
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antibiotics will not function
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well. And so,
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uh, they're not born with that bacteria. But to
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get it, koala Joeys
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have to commit or perform something
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that I'd like to call the deed. When
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the baby koala reaches an age where it can crawl from
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the pouch, it commits the deed in the goal of
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gaining the ability to one day be able to consume
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eucalyptus.
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The joey koala has to consume
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something that has that bacteria inside it.
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And so it crawls from
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its mom's pouch down to its mom's
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butthole and eats a
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runny poop slurry called pap.
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The weird part is the sentence,
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and I'm quoting now from Internet
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sources that are scientific in nature and highly
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researched by me,
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it says, quote, the koala
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nuzzles the butt until the slurry
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comes out. So that's
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COOL. Uh,
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that's why we just called it the deed. Like anytime you're
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nuzzling a butthole until something comes out of it, you have
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strayed far from the course.
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The deed produces a sloppy wet pile
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called pap, which is a transition
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nutrient between the mother's milk and the
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eucalyptus leaves. The koala will eat the rest of its
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life. This pap
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contains the kickstarting
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bacteria for the microbiome that the
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koala needs to eat the yummy eucalyptus.
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And honestly, the pap is great. It
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has the nutrients, it prepares
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the joey koalas.
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But, like, why
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does it have to come out of the butthole?
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Why would they have to eat it from the butt
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area?
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Why can't the mom just, like, dookie pile and
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the baby, then go over and visit that? Or why can't
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the mom just regurgitate something that
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contains the pap? God, in all
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of your infinite wisdom, why was this the
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arrangement? Why is
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Joey koala supping pap from the
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mom's butthole? I don't understand it.
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Koalas have to eat their mom's poop
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as a means for survival. It's
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troubling. It's just troubling.
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But as we said, these blokes are
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struggling between sucking their mom's
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beef for poopy gut health to just kind of
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being guaranteed to have chlamydia at this point. Like,
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they're having a rough go. But
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perhaps the future is bright.
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As stated, to treat chlamydia and
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koalas would kill their microbiome
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needed for eucalyptus consumption. But
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what if, after the koala was treated for
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the clam, they underwent a fecal
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transplant, but this time as an
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adult? And with this proposal,
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the lifespan, or the life pattern of a
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koala would be you're born,
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you perform the deed on your mom,
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then as an adult, you contract chlamydia. It's the
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DREAM. That's the top three.
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You're given antibiotics, your tummy
29:25
hurts and you need to eat or have
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poop injected into you so you can
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continue eating those very good leaves again and likely get
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chlamydia all over again one day?
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And I think, with that in mind, I think the goal
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is to get the chlamydia under control. Can we all
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agree we need to get the chlamydia sQuare?
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That's where we're at.
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KOALAS are WEIRD. UM, they're a very
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strange BEING. They have hopefully helped
29:53
you celebrate groundhogs day as you've taken in
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another one of these amazing creatures.
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I hope you had a fantastic groundhogs day.
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