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DLHS Hour 4 | Five superpowers of women · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DAL You can show your twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: six edition in case you are going to be in
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  Speaker 1: Indianapolis this Friday, Saturday and Sunday, I too will be there,
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  Speaker 1: so to Friday two, Saturday one Sunday at Club Helium.
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  Speaker 2: So come check me off. You take a notion.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see the people on Fox News telling the
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  Speaker 1: tankers who were driving through the straits of her mused
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  Speaker 1: the gas tankers oil tankers to be brave and lind
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  Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham with his gay ass talking about half have
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  Speaker 1: your kids, daughters and son sign up?
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  Speaker 2: Interesting? Man? I mean he did serve and and and
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  Speaker 2: he served in the army. Answer too, I've told you
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  Speaker 2: that that's what I bet he did more receiving this service.
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  Speaker 2: He did as he did.
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  Speaker 1: He was listen, I'll be telling them if I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: take military advice from Clinger. You remember, man, And he
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  Speaker 1: wasn't even well, No, he's was acting.
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  Speaker 2: He was just trying to get out of the army.
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  Speaker 1: Cleaner was acting. He isn't he's cleaner was acting gay.
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  Speaker 1: He's acting straight.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that funny? He's the anti cleaner. He was more
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  Speaker 2: like Gomer Pile like in real life like you know all,
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  Speaker 2: we are in the middle of women's history.
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  Speaker 1: Muscle, were going to recognize women's superpowers and give us
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  Speaker 1: five supercars you didn't know you had as a woman.
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  Speaker 2: By Meg Butler from Madam. Come on, Meg.
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  Speaker 3: Number five, you're better at seeing color, Yeah, like black
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  Speaker 3: and white. I mean like colors comedy color.
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  Speaker 2: Are more men are colorblind than women are? Yeah? If
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  Speaker 2: more men were color blind women and women, he said,
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  Speaker 2: the racist country.
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  Speaker 3: Know what we Number four of the top five superpowers
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  Speaker 3: you didn't know you had as a woman, you have
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  Speaker 3: listening powers called apparently women listen with both sides of
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  Speaker 3: their brain.
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  Speaker 1: Men just listen with their left side. Get out of here,
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  Speaker 1: Gordon's science, and they talk with both sides of their mouth.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, and you bet a list of both times.
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  Speaker 3: Number three at the top five superpowers you didn't know
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  Speaker 3: you had as a woman, You're biologically better at expressing emotion.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to disagree with that one.
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  Speaker 3: I'm an anomaly, though perhaps I'm not so great at
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  Speaker 3: the express annale.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was a baptist.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five superpowers you didn't know
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  Speaker 3: you had as a one man, you have a.
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  Speaker 2: Super sense of smell.
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  Speaker 3: I smell that bush.
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  Speaker 2: Who that's what I smell.
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  Speaker 3: And the number one of the top five superpowers you
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  Speaker 3: didn't know you had. As a woman, you're twice as
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  Speaker 3: good at remembering.
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  Speaker 2: It is the deal.
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  Speaker 1: You will show you a twenty twenty six editions in
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  Speaker 1: case you're going to be in Indianapolis. That will be
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  Speaker 1: there this Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Helium, So come
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  Speaker 1: check me out and taking notion.
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  Speaker 2: So we were looking at the Olympic, the Ellen Marathon.
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  Speaker 2: That guy got you.
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  Speaker 1: He they jipped him the right big I think he
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  Speaker 1: lost And this is what I don't get while you
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  Speaker 1: got your fat ass on the track obviously on my marathons.
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  Speaker 2: And why would they let people?
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  Speaker 3: Why would they let what I found really odd that
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  Speaker 3: you could be because typically at a marathon it's very
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  Speaker 3: difficult to get near the.
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  Speaker 2: Typically it is.
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  Speaker 3: But apparently they say the leader went off course thanks
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  Speaker 3: to I guess the tweople the car as well, but
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  Speaker 3: also adding to that the fact that there was a
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  Speaker 3: woman who cut him off and caused him to veer
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  Speaker 3: to the right and losing precious seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Which I'm glad it gave it a little context. Because
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  Speaker 1: I thought he was being arrogant, but he was probably
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  Speaker 1: exhausted and confused, but from Detroit.
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  Speaker 2: Ran him down, though he did substitute. Get my name
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  Speaker 2: going in the history books too.
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  Speaker 3: Jad today well and reading more about this LA Marathon situation. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: the committee there at the LA Marathon said, listen, no
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  Speaker 3: protest pro filed. The results of Sunday's event are unchanged.
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  Speaker 3: And they said, as a matter of fact, we we
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  Speaker 3: just became aware of this on social media. But our car,
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  Speaker 3: the motorcade, was not to blame.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up up and they always turned off at the
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  Speaker 2: do and that's what they said.
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  Speaker 1: They said, what our fault, sorry, Africa lay it was
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  Speaker 1: an ice vehicle all this van. Obviously they should have
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  Speaker 1: had security. They should have had security and obviously should
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  Speaker 1: have been barricades.
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  Speaker 2: All around, which normally it is. There marcaids two people.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't just one, there was two. Man. I'd be
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  Speaker 2: mad as hell. I think they're killing back in this country.
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  Speaker 1: Want somebody too tired to be mad with somebody somebody
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  Speaker 1: in Uh? What they soccer got telling you? And it
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  Speaker 1: ain't like they got a lot going on. They could
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  Speaker 1: win marathon.
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  Speaker 2: There's that all right, would you learn today? San, I
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  Speaker 2: just told you. Okay, Skip, would you listen with you? Man?
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  Speaker 2: You see Dak Prescott he called off his wedding hair
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  Speaker 2: a month before the wedding because like, man, you ain't
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  Speaker 2: through one ball. Yeah that's it. Trying to get half
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  Speaker 2: that money is like, yeah, just another ring that Dak
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  Speaker 2: ain't gonna get.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, first prescription socks now then Skip you on
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  Speaker 1: the road. We should we should feature you on coming
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  Speaker 1: to the stage. All right the next day Youglee show
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  Speaker 1: Plus we are going to be talking to the military
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  Speaker 1: our everyday lives. It is the dal Uglee Show. We
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  Speaker 1: will definitely see you on the side. Tyle, my favorite
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  Speaker 2: We got to go. It's the dal Huge Show. See
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  Speaker 2: you on the other side.