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Mark takes your calls! · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mark damone on seven tenor.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, we'll take some calls. Eight hundred three two one
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  Speaker 2: zero seven ten is the number. Eight hundred three two
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  Speaker 2: one zero seven ten. Let's go to Brian in Miami. Brian,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, mister New York. You know nobody holds me mister Miami.
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  Speaker 2: Hold down.
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  Speaker 1: County. But you're always complained.
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  Speaker 2: About the weather because everything it's trying to decaf coffee.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe, well that's my style. Anyway, I want to find
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  Speaker 1: out One if you know about International Left Handers Day.
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  Speaker 1: It's every August thirteenth, including tomorrow, of course. And two,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to find out if.
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  Speaker 2: You're left handed.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen you writing something on television left hand right?
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  Speaker 2: I'm right handed? Are you? Are you a salesman?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm an ex radio talk show host w j
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  Speaker 1: R Detroit, IIRO, Seattle and other points around.
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  Speaker 2: The lowest JR in Detroit's one of the big stations
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  Speaker 2: in the world.
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  Speaker 1: And well, I was one of the big talents, the
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  Speaker 1: radioactive guy.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta stop yelling. Stop yelling.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'll be more. Well, I am being polite, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm an enthusiastic guy.
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  Speaker 2: How come you're not in the radio anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Well, because you syndicated guys have of course you're local
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  Speaker 1: in New York, but you've been syndicated, I do believe
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  Speaker 1: over the years, and everybody else makes small fry like me. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it makes me retired, all right, Okay, I had a
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  Speaker 1: good run. I was on for thirty years on and off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you ever think of stop in the yelling. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: just talk like this like a normal person.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm an excitable boy, just like the Warren Sevon song.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, where do you live in Miami?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm in Broward County Fort Lauderdale, Miami.
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  Speaker 2: That's not much.
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  Speaker 1: I consider it that. And again I left Orlando. I
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  Speaker 1: was in Orlando for three years, and I moved down
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  Speaker 1: here a dozen years ago because Orlando was just too
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  Speaker 1: darn cold.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, when you're in sleepy Florida and you run into
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  Speaker 2: something and go.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: Don't nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Go Well, I do wake people up with my enthusiasm. Enthusiasm,
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  Speaker 1: But there's there's something to be said for being an
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  Speaker 1: earnest and an energetic voice on the radio. You're certainly that,
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  Speaker 1: are you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, But I see I talk like a normal person.
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  Speaker 2: I don't come and go hy, how are you? Well? Now,
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  Speaker 2: what do you do if you go to the library,
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  Speaker 2: they must throw you right out?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you gotta cut me some slack. I'm talking to
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  Speaker 1: mister New York now for the first time over Worr.
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  Speaker 2: But you could never work in a funeral home. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: how are you welcome to the funeral?
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  Speaker 1: No, but I do like hanging around cemeteries. I spend
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  Speaker 1: a lot of time and I'm just trying to avoid
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  Speaker 1: being in the crypt, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, Well, it was great talking to you, Brian,
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for calling. Take care. Oh god, you think there's
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  Speaker 2: dead bodies in that guy's house? I don't know. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to uh Dennis and Gillette. Dennis, how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Mark to talk to you.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, what's gonna happen with the say back?
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  Speaker 1: Is there to die?
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  Speaker 3: Is you're gonna be resurrected?
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  Speaker 2: And I'll surprise Trump hasn't replaced soon with somebody more tougher. Well,
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  Speaker 2: they're working on that. They're working on getting somebody instead
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  Speaker 2: of Tune. But you got a good question there. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know that Save Act Democrats aren't going to do it.
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  Speaker 2: And if you're counting on Republicans to do it. That's
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  Speaker 2: not gonna work either. I don't know. Hey. One thing
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  Speaker 2: to point out, if you do pass the Save Act,
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  Speaker 2: it will not affect the midterms. It wouldn't kick in
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  Speaker 2: until after the midterms. So if that's what you're worried about,
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna it'll help in the future. So you got
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  Speaker 2: to do it, but it won't help in the midterms.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Joe and Elmwood Park. Joe, how you doing.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Mark.
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  Speaker 1: I'll talk about the first Amy Klevercher, the first knit
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  Speaker 1: with politician.
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  Speaker 3: And what about the ghouls in Massachusetts with their late
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  Speaker 3: term abortions.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's his left wing. It's what they do,
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  Speaker 2: very very left wing. Defund the police, get rid of ice,
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  Speaker 2: abortion up til the age of twenty. I mean, that's
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  Speaker 2: a kind of stuff they like. Let's go to John
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  Speaker 2: and Long Island. John, how you doing.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, good morning Mark. I've been a listening to you
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  Speaker 3: for many, many years. Oh yeah, thank you again. I
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  Speaker 3: just retired so no one had the time. Yeah, pang yeah,
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  Speaker 3: give town, yeah, yeah, God's Country. Yeah, this is an
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  Speaker 3: older topic he brought up.
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  Speaker 1: But the.
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  Speaker 3: Obama museum library. Okay, a little interesting fact about this.
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  Speaker 3: The designers architects of this one of those was one
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  Speaker 3: of my professors in architecture school. I'm an architect, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but you're a you're a real architect. This guy
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  Speaker 2: was a professor, and professors never know what the hell
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  Speaker 2: they're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. And the one guy I'm mentioned the name,
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  Speaker 3: but you can look up the internet who designed this place.
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  Speaker 3: But one little fact is that this team also designed
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  Speaker 3: a museum right next to the Museum Modern Art, which
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  Speaker 3: was the Museum of the American Craftsmen. I guess what
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  Speaker 3: years later they tore that museum down. I'm just hoping
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  Speaker 3: they do the same thing with the Obama ugly monument
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  Speaker 3: they've put about there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that is interesting. That's a very good point. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for calling John. That's a good point. At some point,
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  Speaker 2: you may have to tear down that Obama museum. It's
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  Speaker 2: considered the ugliest structure ever built in America. People that
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  Speaker 2: live near it are complaining it's such a ridiculous eyesore.
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  Speaker 2: But that explains it. They probably got some architect professors
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  Speaker 2: of architecture. These professors never know what the hell they're
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  Speaker 2: talking about, you know, a really great guy who's one
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  Speaker 2: of the most successful men in the world. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to mention his name, but he couldn't be more
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  Speaker 2: successful than this guy. And I'm listening to him being interviewed,
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  Speaker 2: and he said something about school, and he goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I went to college. I I tried not to get
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  Speaker 2: too educated because I could see they didn't know what
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  Speaker 2: the hell they were talking about. It's very true, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to mention names, but sometimes they go
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  Speaker 2: to certain universities speak to the students, do a masterclass
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  Speaker 2: and that kind of stuff, and you see what these
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  Speaker 2: broadcasting teachers are teaching them. They don't know what they're
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  Speaker 2: talking about. Anyway, Let's go to Paul and White Plains. Paul,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing?
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  Speaker 3: I'm fine, Mark, how are you listen? I consider you
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  Speaker 3: missed the show business?
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  Speaker 1: And because I'm old, I watched the reruns of The
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  Speaker 1: Dean Martin Rose and everybody on the datis is screaming
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  Speaker 1: with laughter. They're falling on the floor.
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  Speaker 3: Is that real? What's the story?
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  Speaker 2: Well, not really know the way they would. That was
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  Speaker 2: Greg Garrison, the great producer. This guy was a genius
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  Speaker 2: at creating an assembly line. They would do like ten
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  Speaker 2: roasts in one day. You know, you'd see all these
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  Speaker 2: different stars on the dais, so they'd do the roast,
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  Speaker 2: then they'd switch like okay, now you'd be the honoree.
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  Speaker 2: You go sit in the dais and they keep switching around.
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  Speaker 2: And they had like twelve cameras, so besides the regular
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  Speaker 2: camera work, there'd be cameras just taking shots of people laughing,
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  Speaker 2: and they would have the laugh at all. Once in
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  Speaker 2: a while they would laughhysterically, but they'd catch that shot
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  Speaker 2: and they you're right, They would use that shot for
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  Speaker 2: every joke, and it was too much laughing for certain jokes.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for calling. And you know the other thing they
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  Speaker 2: did after a while, they couldn't get everybody there at
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  Speaker 2: the same time. For most of the roasts. The first
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  Speaker 2: few seasons they were all in one room, it was,
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  Speaker 2: but if you watch the final season, they weren't all
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  Speaker 2: there at the same time. So the guy would get
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  Speaker 2: in the podium, they film him doing his jokes, but
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  Speaker 2: nobody was there. Then they'd cut together the ship, so
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  Speaker 2: it was like really pieced together. You can sort of
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  Speaker 2: see it in that final year. Anyway, when we come
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  Speaker 2: back and Colter will be with us. I think she's
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  Speaker 2: in Europe right now, so get a report on what's
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  Speaker 2: going on over there. We'll get to that next time.
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  Speaker 2: Sevent ten w o r