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Pee On The Toilet Seat · Podcast - Big 98.7

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  Speaker 1: This is am I the problem.
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  Speaker 2: It's me.
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  Speaker 3: HI on the problem.
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  Speaker 4: It's me.
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  Speaker 1: We'll hear one side of the story and with your
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  Speaker 1: help probably decide if it's right or if maybe you're
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  Speaker 1: the problem.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, I am the problem. On Big ninety eight point.
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  Speaker 2: Seven, Jennifer wrote into us about her husband. It's short
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  Speaker 2: and sweet and I think hilarious. My husband doesn't let
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't even say hi to us. My husband doesn't
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  Speaker 2: lift the toilet seat. It's not okay that he peees
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  Speaker 2: on the toilet seat. It's not okay for the rest
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  Speaker 2: of his life to not lift the toilet seat. I've
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  Speaker 2: never met any man in my life who does this.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't even care if he left it up. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want pee on the seat. I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: sit on that. He says sorry every time but doesn't
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  Speaker 2: change the behavior. I know I'm not the problem, but
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  Speaker 2: I want you guys to tell him he is. Sounds
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  Speaker 2: he had so many exclamation points. That is why I.
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  Speaker 4: Look like yelling.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds like she wrote this email as she just
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  Speaker 5: sat right said toilet seat.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now I know she said that she knows she's not
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  Speaker 3: the problem.
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  Speaker 4: Because obviously his fault.
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  Speaker 2: Jennifer, I'm gonna do something.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you're gonna like. I think you're the problem.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I think Jennifer is the problem because she said
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  Speaker 2: that she wouldn't even care if he left it up.
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  Speaker 2: And I know that is a lie. That is a
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  Speaker 2: lie if I ever saw one, because I've sat inside
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  Speaker 2: the toilet bowl in the cold water in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of the night because the toilet seat was left up.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're mad about just sitting on a few droplets,
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  Speaker 2: my babe, you're gonna be real mad when you go
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  Speaker 2: and you're groggy, and it's two in the morning, and
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  Speaker 2: you stumble into the bathroom and you go to sit
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  Speaker 2: down and instead of just feeling a little wet spot,
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  Speaker 2: you feel a splash. Yeah, and you're inside the toilet bowl. Jennifer,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you need some more adversity in your life.
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  Speaker 2: If this is what is stressing you out, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: the comparison of what is going to get on her,
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  Speaker 2: it's there's no match. You should be glad that it's
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  Speaker 2: just a few droplets on the seat and not that
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  Speaker 2: you're falling into the bowl.
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  Speaker 5: Seven oh one two eight zero one nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 5: What do you think who is the problem?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: Send us a text, give us a call. We want
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  Speaker 5: to hear your thoughts this morning. On Big ninety eight
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  Speaker 5: point seven, The.
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  Speaker 2: Problem, Jennifer wants us to tell her husband that he
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  Speaker 2: is the problem, asking now that he's the problem for
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  Speaker 2: never lifting the toilet seat when he uses the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: She would even rather he leave the toilet seat up.
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  Speaker 2: She's tired of him splashing on the seat. So is
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  Speaker 2: she the problem or is he the problem? I went
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  Speaker 2: the opposite way of what she thinks. I said she's
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  Speaker 2: the problem because it's much worse for the toilet seat
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  Speaker 2: to be left up.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I'm gonna let this person remain anonymous. They didn't
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  Speaker 5: ask to, but I'm gonna go ahead and do that
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  Speaker 5: for them. She said, this is my son to a
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  Speaker 5: t he's nine. I'm getting really tired of sitting and
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  Speaker 5: pee when I miss seeing it. If I see the
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  Speaker 5: seats up, sometimes I miss it. It's on the seat.
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  Speaker 5: This guy is the problem. He's a grown man. Wipe
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  Speaker 5: the seat off if you're not going to lift it up.
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  Speaker 5: And that is something for the dudes out there, you know,
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  Speaker 5: if you get lazy and don't put the lid up,
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  Speaker 5: which is so so wild to me because it takes
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  Speaker 5: all of half a second round effort at least wipe
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  Speaker 5: it off. I mean, you know, okay, speaking as the
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  Speaker 5: sole gentleman in this room, I know, dang well, if
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  Speaker 5: there's a little miss there, right, okay, well.
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  Speaker 4: Clean it up, clean up after yourself.
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  Speaker 3: If worst comes to worst.
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  Speaker 2: Jennifer Bonnie had an excellent idea cover the seat with
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  Speaker 2: plastic wrap for his next trip to the bathroom and
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  Speaker 2: let it splash back at it him, back at him.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he will get the message.
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  Speaker 4: Be so gross and then it's all over your feet.
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  Speaker 4: Yung yep.
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  Speaker 1: Celebrating life's little victories victory every morning we practice gratitude
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  Speaker 1: on Big ninety eight point seven.
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  Speaker 4: If I could, I would keep this feeling in a
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  Speaker 4: blasting job, bust it out when it was someone's acting hard.
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  Speaker 1: I just really needed to win, you know, sure your
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  Speaker 1: little victories with us at seven oh one two seven.
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  Speaker 5: And I do want to give a big shout out
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  Speaker 5: to Melissa this morning, who let us know about her
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  Speaker 5: little victory. Melissa said, this is the first year our
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  Speaker 5: family has made plans for the holidays and not argued
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  Speaker 5: about where we're going that's magical. That's magical, literally sets
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  Speaker 5: the tone for all of your holidays. Yes, so good
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  Speaker 5: for you. We hope you all your travel plans go well.
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  Speaker 5: And thank you so much for letting us know about
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  Speaker 5: your little victory this morning. Angie, do you have a
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  Speaker 5: little victory, just even something tiny? You're really happy?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I sure do.
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  Speaker 2: So. I am a Christmas fanatic and I ordered matching
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  Speaker 2: Christmas onesies for myself and Mikey And the fact that
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  Speaker 2: he even agreed to that is amazing. But they sent
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  Speaker 2: me an email saying, oh, sorry, there was a delay.
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  Speaker 2: They're not going to get here until next Friday.
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  Speaker 3: But then, just.
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  Speaker 2: Kidding, I got home from work and there was the
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  Speaker 2: package on my doorstep, the matching Christmas onesies.
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  Speaker 3: Who I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 5: When you get something in the mail that says, hey,
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  Speaker 5: it's going to be delayed, and then it's in your
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  Speaker 5: brain that way, I don't get this for a while.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it shows up early.
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  Speaker 5: It's almost like it's early Christmas, almost like Santa Claus
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  Speaker 5: was just testing you a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, so I'm very happy.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna throw on our matching onesies today and we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna decorate Christmas cookies.
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  Speaker 3: That's the activity for the evening.
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  Speaker 5: My little victory, very very minor today, but I am
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  Speaker 5: excited to see the flannels on our social media today
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  Speaker 5: with Big ninety eight point seven. Earlier this week, Angie
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  Speaker 5: was nice enough to dub me the sexiest man on
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  Speaker 5: Big ninety eight point seven morning show, sort of by default,
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  Speaker 5: and it was very funny to see some of the
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  Speaker 5: comments in there about you know what, no flannel, no sexy,
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  Speaker 5: I don't make the rules, Tracy. That was awesome and
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  Speaker 5: it made me laugh really hard. So that means I
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  Speaker 5: think Tracy is up on flannel Friday. I think we're
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  Speaker 5: gonna see it today.
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  Speaker 3: I hope.
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  Speaker 2: So we are gonna take our weekly Flannel Friday picture
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  Speaker 2: because I didn't forget. I'm in my flannel too, So
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna put that on the Big ninety eight point
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  Speaker 2: seven Facebook page. If you're rocking flannel today, take a
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  Speaker 2: picture and drop it in the comments we want to see.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it doesn't get much better than today, Yeah Friday,
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  Speaker 5: Big ninety eight Golden Bachelor Jerry Turner he denies ever
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  Speaker 5: flirting with Chris Jenner.
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  Speaker 4: All right, the Internet, of course, what's up in arms?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, over this guy potentially flirting with Chris Jenner, but
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  Speaker 5: he says, no, no, no, we were simply bonding over
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  Speaker 5: hip replacements and hearing age. Isn't it crazy how you
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  Speaker 5: flirt when you're sixty?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I mean, that makes sense they would bond over.
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  Speaker 3: I can't imagine that they have anything else in common.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: And this led me to think, you know, is there
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  Speaker 5: any is there anything you and your partner bonded over
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  Speaker 5: that you know, might seem a little bit different, maybe
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  Speaker 5: a little weird. Maybe you're both really into dungeons and dragons.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that that's the only way those people
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  Speaker 2: can be to find partners.
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  Speaker 3: That's so rude. God, I didn't mean it like that.
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  Speaker 5: Is there anything you and your partner bought it over
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  Speaker 5: that you know, maybe it's a little different, let us
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  Speaker 5: know seven oh one two eight zero one nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe you're both really into Nascar or something, just something
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  Speaker 5: that maybe here in the Midwest it's not incredibly common.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a great answer.
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  Speaker 5: Mine is very very boring and something that basically every
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  Speaker 5: couple does.
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  Speaker 2: But what is it?
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  Speaker 3: Well, now I want to know.
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  Speaker 5: Even if it's boring, In the last year, Corey and
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  Speaker 5: I have gone to a lot of just state parks
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  Speaker 5: and hiked around and did the old nature thing.
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  Speaker 4: So very well, that's good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's fun, it's great for us to do,
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  Speaker 5: but it's like very boring. How many couples take pictures
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  Speaker 5: of whatever state park and throw it on their Instagram.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: In the early days of Mikey and I dating, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you're trying to get to know each other and find
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  Speaker 2: out likes and dislikes and what kind of shows you're into.
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  Speaker 2: And he's very much a history buff. He likes watching documentaries.
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  Speaker 2: I watch a lot of trashy reality TV. But there
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  Speaker 2: was one show both bonded on and it was ru
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  Speaker 2: Paul's Drag Race. Well sure, yeah, I was so pleasantly
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  Speaker 2: surprised that someone who's always watching like the History Channel
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  Speaker 2: was like that, I have to see Trixy Mattel.
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  Speaker 3: On the runway. So yeah, RuPaul's Drag Race.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I mean for me, that was like, Okay, I
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  Speaker 2: guess we're gonna be together.
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  Speaker 4: Now, Sam, what a junior partner bond over.
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  Speaker 1: My wife and I are just nuts about trivia.
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  Speaker 2: We go to every local contest we can find and
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  Speaker 2: we just totally dominate. It's like our thing.
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  Speaker 3: We actually met at a trivia night in town.
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  Speaker 2: That's very Yeah, that makes sense. Imagine they both love trivia,
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  Speaker 2: but they're just bad. They're just always losing.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, if you ever need two extra partners
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  Speaker 5: on your trivia team, I will let you know right now.
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  Speaker 5: Do not call me or my wife. We have got
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  Speaker 5: to be the world's worst trivia players. Yeah, maybe of
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  Speaker 5: all time. I feel like trivia is something you and
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  Speaker 5: Mikey would probably be pretty good at.
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  Speaker 4: You guys know a lot of I don't know stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Right before I moved here, I won a trivia night
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  Speaker 2: that was like my Phiandelphia.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there is one shining moment of trivia I've had,
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  Speaker 5: and it was knowing who Bo Diddley was the guitar player.
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  Speaker 5: And a lot of people are going, who's that? Uh, Tia,
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  Speaker 5: what about you?
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  Speaker 4: Did you? What did you and your partner bond over?
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  Speaker 1: Katie?
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  Speaker 2: We started watching Love Is Blind as a joke, but
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  Speaker 2: now we have wine and snacks and actual debate about
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  Speaker 2: who's the bigger red flag every night.
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  Speaker 4: It's our weird little ritual.
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  Speaker 5: That's kind of wonderful because my wife would really like
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  Speaker 5: your husband a nice morning to grab yourself an espresso.
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  Speaker 5: All right, And Angie did this yesterday and they got
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  Speaker 5: the Starbucks cups out.
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  Speaker 2: The holiday cups are out. I posted a picture of
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  Speaker 2: mine on the big ninety eight points I'm in Facebook
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  Speaker 2: page and I was like, hey, drop your pictures of
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  Speaker 2: your holiday cups.
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  Speaker 3: I will tell you this. I think I got the worst.
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  Speaker 4: Design, Angie.
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  Speaker 5: I was looking through the photos that everyone posted yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people excited about their Starbucks cups, which
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  Speaker 5: thank you for sharing, because now I know if I
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  Speaker 5: go to Starbucks and have the option.
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  Speaker 4: I'm probably not gonna pick the one. Angie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, mine was the least impressive.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not bad.
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  Speaker 2: Well because even it was like a checkered pattern, but
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  Speaker 2: it was mostly red with touches of green. They have
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  Speaker 2: that exact same pattern where it's mostly green with touches
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  Speaker 2: of red.
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  Speaker 3: And that one looks cool.
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  Speaker 4: Way better, way better.
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  Speaker 3: Way better. Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine, but here's what's really going down is that.
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  Speaker 3: And Lisa posted a picture of her.
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  Speaker 2: She said that after five stops, she finally snagged the
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  Speaker 2: Barrista bear cup.
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  Speaker 5: Lisa got like the golden ticket for Willie Watty.
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  Speaker 2: It's this cup that looks like a little bear and
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  Speaker 2: the top to the cup looks like a little beanie, and.
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  Speaker 3: It says Starbucks.
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  Speaker 2: And it has a straw that's green and white striped,
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  Speaker 2: and it has the Starbucks logo on its belly.
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  Speaker 3: Very cute.
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  Speaker 2: Sold out basically everywhere, to the point where Starbucks apologized.
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  Speaker 3: For not making enough.
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  Speaker 2: They said, oh, sorry, we didn't even even we didn't
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  Speaker 2: know they were going to be so dope.
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  Speaker 4: Bbie. I've started to think they do this on purpose.
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  Speaker 3: Of course they do.
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  Speaker 2: But they also said, well, we have more exciting holiday cup,
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  Speaker 2: the holiday.
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  Speaker 3: Things coming, and that's it.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't say there was going to be a restock
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  Speaker 2: or anything. They had didn't say one way or the other.
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  Speaker 2: So now I went to search for a cup online.
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  Speaker 4: Hoping you could snag one for like twenty bucks.
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  Speaker 3: No, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 2: I can't, because there some are selling for up to
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  Speaker 2: fifteen hundred dollars on eBay. The cheapest one I've seen
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  Speaker 2: is two hundred and eighty nine dollars for this berry
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  Speaker 2: stock cup. Now I don't think it's worth all that,
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  Speaker 2: but I will suggest this, if you have one of
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  Speaker 2: these coveted barrista cups.
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  Speaker 3: Are you willing to do some sort of a.
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  Speaker 2: Trade text me seven oh one two eight one nine
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  Speaker 2: eight seven.
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  Speaker 3: I want one.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe there's something that I have that is worth more
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  Speaker 2: to somebody than the bear Easta Or you could go
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  Speaker 2: the cheapy, cheap route and you could grab one of
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  Speaker 2: those honey bears at the grocery make your own, and
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  Speaker 2: then just make your own.
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  Speaker 3: That might be the move.
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  Speaker 2: But if you are willing to make a trade for
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  Speaker 2: the bar Easta cup, let me know one nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 5: If you are spending fifteen hundred dollars on a cup,
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  Speaker 5: all right? That thing also better drive you to work
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  Speaker 5: while you drink it.
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  Speaker 1: Starting off the day with something good. This is Gabe's
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  Speaker 1: good News on Big ninety eight point seven.
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  Speaker 5: A seventeen year old student who wanted to try to
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  Speaker 5: help people who are dealing with the loss of SNAP
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  Speaker 5: benefits is giving away one thousand free hot dogs to
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  Speaker 5: children in his community and families who've lost access to
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  Speaker 5: those SNAP benefits during the government shutdown. His name is
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  Speaker 5: Jake Proco Pets, kind of an interesting name hot dog
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  Speaker 5: proca Pets. He runs a hot dog stand called Jake's Dogs,
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  Speaker 5: and he's stocked up on supply so he can offer
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  Speaker 5: meals at no cost. His stand is located kind of
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  Speaker 5: on the East Coast and it has become this huge
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  Speaker 5: gathering spot where community members are stopping by to get
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  Speaker 5: some help and they want to show support for him
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  Speaker 5: as well. He plans to continue the free hot dog
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  Speaker 5: giveaway this weekend and potentially as long as he can
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  Speaker 5: to help out these families. This seventeen year old first
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  Speaker 5: off entrepreneur. All right, a seventeen year old got his
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  Speaker 5: own hot dog stand. That alone pretty darn cool. But
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  Speaker 5: it's just awesome that he wants to help out the
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  Speaker 5: people in his community, and I'm sure in turn is
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  Speaker 5: also receiving help from others who want to jump on board.
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  Speaker 2: I love that the suspension of snap benefits has affected
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  Speaker 2: so many people, and a lot of times it's the
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  Speaker 2: kids that suffer and go hungry, so I love to
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  Speaker 2: see this guy doing this. And by the way, we
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  Speaker 2: do have pinned to the top of our Facebook page
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  Speaker 2: Great Plains Food Bank. It's a list of all of
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  Speaker 2: the food pantries in the FM area in case you
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  Speaker 2: are looking for some assistance, and of course if you're
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  Speaker 2: looking to donate, so check that out on the big
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  Speaker 2: ninety eight point seven Facebook page.
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  Speaker 5: The world is full of nice people. If you can't
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  Speaker 5: find one, you gotta be one.