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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 1st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 3: Program, listener discretion, is it lies.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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  Speaker 4: in session.
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  Speaker 5: A.
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  Speaker 6: What's good everybody? Today marks the beginning of a brand
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  Speaker 6: new year, Happy new year. It is Thursday, January the first,
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  Speaker 6: twenty twenty sixth We are the Woody Show. Woody greg
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  Speaker 6: Man's Gina grad. We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy
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  Speaker 6: Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 7: She's our sociate producer, Vron, our video producer, Dumbass Tyler
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  Speaker 7: is here. We got Bort and Menji holding things down
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  Speaker 7: in the Woody Show production department.
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  Speaker 6: As you know, we are not here live today. We
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  Speaker 6: are on holiday break, but we will be back to
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  Speaker 6: start a brand new year the Woody Show on Monday.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 6: But some good stuff lined up for you today. And
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  Speaker 6: as we always say, if you haven't heard it, it's
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  Speaker 6: that's right. We'd still like to hear your thoughts, your opinions,
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  Speaker 6: anything you hear on the show. If there's something you got,
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  Speaker 6: a story you want to add. There are certainly a
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  Speaker 6: lot of ways to do that.
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  Speaker 7: The best way is the after hours voicemail eight seven
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  Speaker 7: seven forty four Woody is the number. That's eight seven
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  Speaker 7: seven forty four Woody. You can also email us find
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  Speaker 7: us their email at the woodieshow dot com and of
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  Speaker 7: course find us follow us on the social media platform
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  Speaker 7: of your choice. Look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: coming up for you on the show today. It's just
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  Speaker 7: uh you hear the term judging a book by its cover.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's exactly what we're doing.
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  Speaker 7: Also, you know our Ask series, so ask a mortician
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  Speaker 7: questions we have had like pharmacy tech as cairopractor.
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  Speaker 6: No, that was more like a here the Defenders Center. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: how much for that dumb tattoo? Good people spent? I
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  Speaker 6: saw a video. I just saw a video. This guy
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  Speaker 6: he had bad tattoos, so he did a whole blackout.
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  Speaker 6: Then he had that removed. That's got to be how
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  Speaker 6: much did that?
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  Speaker 7: So you have the original tattoos, you paid for those,
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  Speaker 7: then you paid for the blackout and that hurts like
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  Speaker 7: a bitch, and then you paid for the removal all
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  Speaker 7: gone and the pain, I mean there's so much pain.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that is so stupid.
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  Speaker 7: So that that's coming up for you today and Sea
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  Speaker 7: Bass has something for us to get us started.
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  Speaker 6: News sa Sea bass, Dude, try again on that one.
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  Speaker 4: Why do I sense that we're gonna hear about dogs
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  Speaker 4: down here? We're not gonna do that, Greg, We're gonna
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  Speaker 4: hear about so I've gone around because they're so cherished
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  Speaker 4: in our heart. It'll be I've gone around the country
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  Speaker 4: and the world and found stories of dugans and their
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  Speaker 4: owners that are uplifting. Okay, good, Greg and powerful. We're
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  Speaker 4: going to start w CNC Charlotte. Okay, little boy Jamie
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  Speaker 4: and his little his little baby.
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  Speaker 6: Tucker, Tucker. Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 8: Jamie and Tucker have always been inseparable. The two are
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  Speaker 8: at home with Jamie's grandparents and sister, Gemma, not far
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  Speaker 8: from Asheville, when a mud slide slammed into their house.
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  Speaker 2: I was on the couch. Then the house much slided
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  Speaker 2: and I face planted into a wall.
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  Speaker 8: Grandma ended up on the roof, but Jamie was from
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  Speaker 8: under the stairs and a pile of.
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  Speaker 6: Rubble tossed that out casually. Yeah, kid got smoked in
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  Speaker 6: the face. Sid mud slided.
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  Speaker 2: It was scary. I thought I was all alone, no
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  Speaker 2: one else. I thought they died.
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  Speaker 4: His best hope, his best friend, Tucker.
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  Speaker 2: He was above me on top of it, and he
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  Speaker 2: was farking.
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  Speaker 4: Tucker stayed put until firefighters around.
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  Speaker 6: This is not their report.
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  Speaker 4: I've repackaged it. It's my music and it's made better.
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  Speaker 9: Said.
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  Speaker 4: There's no way that would make news so much better.
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  Speaker 2: On top of it, and he was farking.
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  Speaker 8: Tucker stayed put until firefighters arrived and used chainsaws to
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  Speaker 8: do Jamie out.
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  Speaker 2: It probably would have died if it wasn't for Tucker.
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  Speaker 4: The siblings.
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  Speaker 8: He used allowance money to pay for Tucker three years ago,
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  Speaker 8: saving the dog days before he was to be put
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  Speaker 8: down at a shelter.
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  Speaker 2: And here's the last dog there. And when he saw her,
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  Speaker 2: she was married up to her.
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  Speaker 6: So you rescued Tucker?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: Literally, my heart was made of stone until that last
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  Speaker 10: day you.
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  Speaker 6: I hate that line. I hate that bumper stigger who
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  Speaker 6: rescued who? It's very sweet and I think it's nice
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  Speaker 6: that you did that, but I just don't like the bumpers.
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  Speaker 4: It's grammatically incorrect. It's whom, not who.
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  Speaker 11: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: That really rats the part.
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  Speaker 4: That's why he hates it.
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  Speaker 6: That's the first thing that comes to mind.
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  Speaker 4: Duga News, Jamie and Tucker so sweet Top Babe had
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  Speaker 4: standing out the panel rebel and the game was on
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  Speaker 4: the roof. Yeah, I mean literally saved.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so speaking and what happened to grandma? We never
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  Speaker 6: heard anything.
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  Speaker 4: Bitch, that's gonna be a w b r Z baton rouge.
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  Speaker 4: A couple old ladies route and a couple of neighborhood
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  Speaker 4: pit bulls wanted to give a kiss us.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, you don't need to hurry up and get here.
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  Speaker 2: Hurry up and get here.
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  Speaker 4: They're eating this woman.
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  Speaker 12: When Tuesday, residents say a neighbor was walking down her
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  Speaker 12: driveway and fell. That's when two dogs living across the
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  Speaker 12: street attacked her. One the resident saw the injuries. He
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  Speaker 12: says they were graphic.
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  Speaker 13: The paramedic said that her left leg was tore up
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  Speaker 13: pretty good around her calf, her right leg was a bit,
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  Speaker 13: her arm was a bit, and a no bit on
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  Speaker 13: the back of his neck.
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  Speaker 12: Another neighbor said she was also attacked by these same dogs.
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  Speaker 12: She was too scared to come on camera, so her
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  Speaker 12: daughter agreed to speak for her.
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  Speaker 6: Bitten my mom twice.
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  Speaker 13: My mom's eighty five years old, and both times she
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  Speaker 13: required medical attentions.
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  Speaker 4: And then Mama said the lady just wasn't moving her
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  Speaker 4: mama thought she was dead.
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  Speaker 12: The sheriff says, this isn't the first time those dogs
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  Speaker 12: have attacked a person, and the owner has been sighted before.
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  Speaker 14: She's been through the system already, she's been fine.
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  Speaker 13: Here we are again, same dog, same situation.
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  Speaker 6: You all need to hurry up and get here.
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  Speaker 4: Hurry up and get here. They're eating this woman. Wait,
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  Speaker 4: it's a classic misunderside. What kind of dog that was?
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  Speaker 6: Say it?
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  Speaker 4: But I've got a photo there, man, the wrangling that
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  Speaker 4: little deep bill baby.
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  Speaker 15: Probably I didn't see the dog in the photo, but
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  Speaker 15: it's a classic misunderstanding.
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  Speaker 4: They said she fell down, so the dog was trying
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  Speaker 4: to help CPR yeah with his mouth. Let me give
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  Speaker 4: you kisses, drag you back to safety. Greg, This dog
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  Speaker 4: looks a lot like your dog. My dog's way cute.
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  Speaker 4: And the other neighbor lady who also just got got
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  Speaker 4: kissed by that dugan was probably just you know, having
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  Speaker 4: an episode or something. Right, Is it a mode all
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  Speaker 4: of the pit variety? Yes, it's not as a right, right,
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  Speaker 4: all right?
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  Speaker 6: So this is a seabass's dugan news.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's five San Antonio, where a little a
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  Speaker 4: thirteen year old girl and a little one year old
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  Speaker 4: baby were joined by some other baby dugans.
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  Speaker 5: A.
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  Speaker 9: Thirteen year old girl who saved a baby from a
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  Speaker 9: vicious dog attack as being called a hero.
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  Speaker 16: The teen fought from room to room as three pit
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  Speaker 16: mixed dogs broke through doors, all in an effort to
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  Speaker 16: save the baby and call for help.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so stupid bit.
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  Speaker 17: And what's being described to me is it was almost
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  Speaker 17: a tug of war for the baby between at least
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  Speaker 17: one of the dogs and the little girl.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 17: She then took the baby and went into another bedroom,
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  Speaker 17: at which point she was able to put the baby
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  Speaker 17: on the floor and barricade the door using her body
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  Speaker 17: to prevent the dogs from coming into that bedrooms.
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  Speaker 16: They say, the owner of the dog, who's the mother
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  Speaker 16: of the team, year old Heather Rodriguez, is being charged
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  Speaker 16: at this point with injury to a child by omission.
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  Speaker 16: It's a felony. Her bond has not yet been set.
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  Speaker 2: Stupid god.
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  Speaker 15: Another classic misunderstanding to kiss the baby was kissing and playing.
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  Speaker 4: Literally playing tag of arw dogs like to play. We
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  Speaker 4: all know that, sorry mix, that's weird. So she just
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  Speaker 4: got confused. Didn't realize it was like using the kid.
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  Speaker 6: This is being yes, so cuting. All right, Well this
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  Speaker 6: is sea bass is Dougan news.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's talk. Let's talk about another uplifting story
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  Speaker 4: from W. N. E. M. Saga Naw of Lilian and
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  Speaker 4: little Nicholas and their little little Dugan friends in the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 18: Okay, Beca Chipwood says their kids were at their grandparents'
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  Speaker 18: house Sunday playing in the backyard. The neighbor's dog got
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  Speaker 18: into the yard and began biting Chipwood's daughter Lilian on
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  Speaker 18: the face. Grateful for the quick actions of her son
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  Speaker 18: Nicholas Russi to his sister's help, stopping the dog from
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  Speaker 18: attacking his sister and getting them to safety.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want her to die. Are dankl for my brother?
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  Speaker 2: Tell me? Because if he would, I'll get fine out.
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  Speaker 18: So stupid isn't a lot of pain, but recovery as
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  Speaker 18: the dog attack caused their numerous near fatal wounds, and
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  Speaker 18: over the big holidays, she'll be reflecting on just how
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  Speaker 18: important family is to them.
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  Speaker 14: I'm very proud. He's the best big brother in the world.
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  Speaker 4: All right, So that was the basset hound. He's a
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  Speaker 4: couple of pipples. Yeah you could say that, but I
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  Speaker 4: didn't have that report. Don't make assumption well that Sometimes
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  Speaker 4: the thing they do is there's a there's era, there's
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  Speaker 4: a a lie biomission that a lot of news reports
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  Speaker 4: do because you pit bleactivists like Greg will get on
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  Speaker 4: their case if they mentioned, how dare you, you know,
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  Speaker 4: stigmatize breed and yeah, you're definitely Britist, but I'm not yet.
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  Speaker 4: There's a reason when automatic weapons and hand grenades are
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  Speaker 4: not legal for human beings to own, for the general
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  Speaker 4: public to own, because they in the wrong hands, they
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  Speaker 4: become deadly very quickly.
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  Speaker 6: They can't blame the grenade.
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  Speaker 4: You got to blame the owner the wrong hands exactly.
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  Speaker 7: Just a baby happened to, you know, appeal to white
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  Speaker 7: trash individuals, all.
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  Speaker 6: Trash into trash for whatever reason.
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  Speaker 4: Find they'll find more of them in the trailer park
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  Speaker 4: than you do in the gated community. That's all I guess.
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  Speaker 4: I'm the exception to that rule that proves I'm all
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  Speaker 4: for pit bulls. Just keep them as military dogs, right,
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  Speaker 4: you know, they're deadly where they belong, Yeah, or like
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  Speaker 4: to look after prisoners or cuddling on the couch until
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  Speaker 4: there's a one year old and they want to play
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  Speaker 4: tugger war with it. Yes, look at the guys, look
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  Speaker 4: a look at the talk just playing with the prisoner.
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  Speaker 6: Oh he's got by the neck you guys. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 6: doorhom We got to more Woody Show next. Hang on,
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  Speaker 6: everybody else gotta take a quick break. I'm it, take
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  Speaker 6: up permanent one. I'm gonna skill myself.
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  Speaker 4: You sh what's up? What the show?
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  Speaker 1: Podcast listeners, it's menace. Just a heads up, coming back
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  Speaker 1: to Downey with boards. We're gonna be at the brand
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  Speaker 1: new Raisin Canes that's opening at nine thousand Telegraph Road
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  Speaker 1: in Downey from one to three pm on January thirteenth.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, we're gonna have a bunch of prizes as usual,
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  Speaker 1: like Dean Park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show, merch and more.
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  Speaker 1: It all happens one to three pm January thirteenth in
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  Speaker 1: the city of Downey at nine thousand Telegraph Road. We'll
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  Speaker 1: see you there.
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  Speaker 6: The Woody Show well moved right along Thanky for you.
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  Speaker 7: This morning we got a round of the Woody Show
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  Speaker 7: Family Feud. Hey a little different this time. Sea Mass
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  Speaker 7: actually gets to play along. I know, so much fun
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  Speaker 7: because normally you're hosting these things and it's kind of
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  Speaker 7: like the actual game Family Feud, except instead of talking
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  Speaker 7: to one hundred people and asking them one of these
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  Speaker 7: survey questions to find the most popular answers, it's only
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  Speaker 7: talking to one person this time, and we have Morgan
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  Speaker 7: here in the studio with us, along with Menace, who
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  Speaker 7: they both went to UFC headquarters again a second trip.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, how.
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  Speaker 6: It sounds like you might be getting a little too
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  Speaker 6: comfortable there.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, people know where they're now.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, I was complimenting this girl's hair, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 14: just getting to know the people at this point.
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  Speaker 1: Card.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, I wish it'd be pretty cool. I'd be
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  Speaker 4: a dream. They did give her a card with their
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  Speaker 4: photo on it.
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  Speaker 14: Oh but you didn't get one of those I did.
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  Speaker 14: Oh okay, you may feel special for I saw that you.
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  Speaker 4: Got a UFC like bra or something or yeah.
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  Speaker 14: The official bra that the girls wear like when they
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  Speaker 14: weigh in before. Oh wow, yeah, Like it's really cute.
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  Speaker 6: Do you like wear it when you do yourself? Like
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  Speaker 6: yourself in the mirror with it?
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  Speaker 4: Like it's a great idea.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what, I.
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  Speaker 14: Know what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 6: I go anyway, So uh, yeah they were there, what
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  Speaker 6: just to watch some of the fights, right, Yeah, you
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  Speaker 6: got to interview some of the fighters.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, I saw that.
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  Speaker 6: I saw that on your social media.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, really good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Right next door to the UFC headquarters, they have a
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  Speaker 1: venue called the Apex and that's where up and coming
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  Speaker 1: fighters fight, and that's where we're at interviewing these people.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, So this is what you show family feud and
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  Speaker 7: so the way it works is, uh, you know, we
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  Speaker 7: have the questions now, was it.
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  Speaker 6: Morgan talking to the fighters?
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  Speaker 4: Correct?
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  Speaker 6: And we're going to try to see if we can
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  Speaker 6: guess what their answer was. At least this time we
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  Speaker 6: know exactly who they are. It's a UFC fighter, h
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  Speaker 6: more so than Rando that Sea Bass runs into on
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  Speaker 6: the street.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Joe Shmo. And we're not quite uh, we're not
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  Speaker 7: quite sure what's going on there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but let's get the vibes though, Yeah, the vibes.
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  Speaker 4: So we have fighter number one.
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  Speaker 6: All right, this is the UFC Fighter number one.
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  Speaker 14: I'm here with Melissa Mullins. She just had a second
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  Speaker 14: round t KO and then not only the t K. Oh,
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  Speaker 14: you got your black belt afterwards? Are you just on
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  Speaker 14: top of the world right now?
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  Speaker 19: How do you feel I don't think it's gonna sell
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  Speaker 19: in for a few hours. But I feel very thankful
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  Speaker 19: and very grateful. This was very unexpected, and yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 19: just happy, like lots of things that fell into place
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  Speaker 19: today and I'm very happy.
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  Speaker 6: Wow. Okay, it doesn't sound like she could hurt a
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  Speaker 6: fly badass, right, I mean damn all right, So that's
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  Speaker 6: who we're talking to you here, and we have the
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  Speaker 6: first question. Who gets the first question?
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  Speaker 4: Let's go sea bass since he sea bass. All right.
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  Speaker 6: The question is.
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  Speaker 4: Name something an athlete might break.
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  Speaker 6: Name something an athlete might break.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think bone is your obvious choice, but it
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  Speaker 4: could be their opponent's spirit as well.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, there will to live bone.
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  Speaker 4: Though, Yeah, which bones we have to?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's say if the answer were bone, which you
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  Speaker 4: ask for clarification?
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  Speaker 16: No?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, well, yeah, I guess bone because you don't really
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  Speaker 4: break a ligament you tear, you know, or a rupture.
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  Speaker 4: I guess you could break a vaginaki, I mean like
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  Speaker 4: a half five bro. Yeah, I've broken one. Keep it
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  Speaker 4: easy to say bone. Bone. All right?
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  Speaker 6: All right, let's find out if we had By the way,
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  Speaker 6: do we have any kind of like is there a
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  Speaker 6: kind of incentive for us.
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  Speaker 1: To Yeah, we have sorry, we jumped a gun a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. Yes, breakfast within twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I know, I keep forgetting. I know you guys
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  Speaker 4: want me. All right, let's see if we are all
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  Speaker 4: the board with a.
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  Speaker 14: Point name something. An athlete might break a.
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  Speaker 20: Plate, a plate, just break a plate like a chest plate.
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  Speaker 4: She's probably thinking about a cup of tea.
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  Speaker 1: And now you're getting into her mindset.
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  Speaker 6: All right, let's see next question. Who's this one for?
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  Speaker 6: Let's go with Greg Greg Gory.
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  Speaker 1: All right, the question is name the worst place to
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  Speaker 1: accidentally fall asleep.
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  Speaker 4: I'm thinking while driving. Given her previous answer, it might
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  Speaker 4: be on the beach.
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  Speaker 15: The worst place of fall asleep at work, driving, church, board,
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  Speaker 15: during sex.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, answers think square in a meeting, mean because I
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  Speaker 4: guess it work right? Yeah? In the octagon I'm at
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  Speaker 4: a bar.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you could you could say octagon because is that
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  Speaker 6: when you get knocked out? I put them asleep?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 14: Right, yeah, that's what we say.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: Would that's what we say?
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: Are you a fighter?
• 18:24
  Speaker 21: Now?
• 18:24
  Speaker 14: Basically?
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: That that's what we said. Would she say in the
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: ring or do they not say that?
• 18:30
  Speaker 14: I mean, I mean, what do you mean? Would she
• 18:32
  Speaker 14: say that, Yes, she could say that.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Do they refer to They would say oct They would say,
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: should I go with my gut? I was gonna say,
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say while driving.
• 18:41
  Speaker 15: Driving, that's what I'm feeling answer because her first answer
• 18:45
  Speaker 15: was totally on sports related.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: Right, Okay, let's let's find out if we get the
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: point here, I'm.
• 18:50
  Speaker 14: The worst place to accidentally fall asleep.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: The toylet on you having a pool.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Good answer, it's a good answer. She should have said,
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: I know you're an American in the water closet top British.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Wow, so far no points on the board for us.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: Who gets the next question?
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Menace? Let's go all right, name something that could be stuffed.
• 19:21
  Speaker 10: My first thought is a turkey, but Christian goose, a
• 19:26
  Speaker 10: stuffed animal, A pastry, yeah, a meat pie?
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: That would say like animals seems to be like a
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: stuffed animal.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Getting in her head though is difficult.
• 19:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so many times, even though I would say turkey,
• 19:42
  Speaker 10: if she's not American, you know, it's like they're not Thanksgiving.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: So yeah, let's say stuffed animal, stuffed animals.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: All right, here we go. Are we on the board yet?
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: Question number three?
• 19:58
  Speaker 14: Name something that can be offt your team's laughing at you.
• 20:14
  Speaker 14: You tell us she wanted to say it for a while.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like that was the of course, it's that what
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: a common phrase? Number one on size. But yeah, wow,
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: it reminds me of that old Newly game, what's the
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: what's You've ever had?
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Whoope?
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, whoopie and she goes the butt.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Well, Steve Harvey's been trying to recreate that moment ever since.
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: All Right, I'll tell you what. Let's can we switch
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: it off to a different fighter.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: We have another fighter. We do have another fighter.
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: Okay, tough because she's she's too difficult. We're never gonna
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: win breakfast of this, right, all right? This is a
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: show family feud Menace and Morgan. We're at UFC headquarters
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: once again talking to the different fighters and who's this
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: next fighter?
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Well, we have the intro right here, all right.
• 21:07
  Speaker 14: I'm here with Demon Black sheer Man. You were the
• 21:09
  Speaker 14: underdog and you just got a submission in the first round.
• 21:13
  Speaker 14: Another thing, it was Cody's birthday today. How do you
• 21:16
  Speaker 14: feel submitting him first round on his birthday?
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Ah?
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Indifferent?
• 21:20
  Speaker 14: He took a kneed of the chin and the whole
• 21:23
  Speaker 14: APEX heard it. It was so loud when you need him?
• 21:25
  Speaker 14: Did you feel that in your kneed?
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Did that hurt? I definitely felt it. I pointed on him.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: He shake his head. That's how you know it.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Landed, you know, And he looked upset after that.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Well, no, sure, and he's third.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: That's where he started backing down, and he was like, okay,
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: let's watch out.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Let's be a little careful.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Do I seen any kind of like chemistry going.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he ripped.
• 21:42
  Speaker 14: He's short of than me, unfortunately, and he's five. And
• 21:46
  Speaker 14: I would like to make a correction. I hate that
• 21:49
  Speaker 14: I did this, but I called him the underdog, and
• 21:51
  Speaker 14: I didn't realize till later he was not.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not wow. Wow, I lost like a whole.
• 21:59
  Speaker 14: Night of sleep. I'm like, danas want to see that.
• 22:01
  Speaker 14: And then even to his face, I'm like, oh, he's
• 22:03
  Speaker 14: probably like bitch. But anyway, sorry to mon, you're not
• 22:08
  Speaker 14: the underdog.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: All right? Well he did win. Well we did hear
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: that face.
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: So we're trying, we're trying to answer some questions with
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: him in mind and trying to get into his mindset. Here,
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: who gets the next question?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Man, Let's go with Sammy, all right, Sammy. Name something
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: that gets passed around, Hm.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: That gets passed around? This demong guy has long girve hair.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: I would say, like a joint. Oh yeah, all salt
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: and pepper.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, ball?
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: Well yeah, what you just do jump across the table.
• 22:44
  Speaker 22: And grab it around potato, gredade.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: You're your food arrives properly season thank you.
• 22:52
  Speaker 22: Something that gets Yeah, a ball is a good answer.
• 22:56
  Speaker 22: I think, sure, that's right. Ball, I'll go joint, We'll
• 23:00
  Speaker 22: say joints.
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: Alright, alright, alright, let's find out we're still searching for
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: that first point here in the wood you show family fud.
• 23:09
  Speaker 14: Name something that gets passed around.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Flu flu?
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: He's not wrong, that's not a terrible answer, cold flu germs,
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: damn it? All right, all right, next question, what do
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: you show family feud?
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: This is for Woody, all right.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Name something that's really really hairy?
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: Chest, yeah, I can't say your mom an, yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Your head?
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like an animal. But get to be specific with
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: the animal the animal, like if it's okay, So I
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: would say either animal or like yeah chest, back bush.
• 23:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah, you should go body because if you don't have
• 23:58
  Speaker 15: to be specific with.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: An animals, that's probably back face, Yeah, I think.
• 24:04
  Speaker 11: Okay, what about his head?
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: No, people don't.
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: People don't say that, like Harry. It's always like hairy chest,
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: Harry back, Harry Bush, chest back.
• 24:16
  Speaker 15: What is your chester back? You recently said you need
• 24:19
  Speaker 15: to listen to your guy.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 10: If fighters don't have chest here, right, so they're probably
• 24:24
  Speaker 10: shaving it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 22: Have you ever seen a fighter with a bunch of hairs?
• 24:28
  Speaker 15: Do that?
• 24:29
  Speaker 17: All right?
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Chest chest, let's chest.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: Let's see if.
• 24:36
  Speaker 14: We're on the board, name something that's really really hairyhead?
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: So not really yeah, god, oh my god.
• 24:53
  Speaker 14: Simplest one.
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: Nobody says that with something with hair on it would
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: be head. Okay, But when you say something's hairy.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: That's the two clever answers what that is? That's a
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: wide the chicken cross the road? Answer, well, all right,
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: damn it.
• 25:13
  Speaker 10: Just slipping away.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: Breakfast is gone. We only have one more.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: I'll give one more. We'll give it back to sea Bass.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Earn everybody breakfast one? Yeah?
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: One?
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: When you get breakfast, I get all right, what's the
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: question for sea bass?
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: The last question, name something that men really hate losing?
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: Well, hair.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Doesn't me? I gotta says, how about anything like.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: Nobody likes to lose anything.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Probably we've been all we've been all been going with
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: like the good answer, like the safe answer, and it's
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: quiffed completely people. But I'm gonna trouble down and say
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: a fight. Okay, I mean obviously a girlfriend whatever is
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: my backup answer money, But I'll go with you talking
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: to a fighter a fight.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: Okay, it's very it's very sound thing, actually sound thing.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: All right, are we on the board.
• 26:19
  Speaker 14: Name something that men hate losing. I'm keep that lost
• 26:28
  Speaker 14: your woman.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I'll keep that on. Man. We sun, we're
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: gonna start. You almost had it a couple of times.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: We're going to wither away. Well, ladies and gentleman. That's
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: how you play the Woody Show family feud. All right, USC,
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: did you thank you to the fighters and Morgan. I'm
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: glad you're making progress working your way into the UFC
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: world slowly, that's right. Yeah, you should have worn it
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: for the for the game, you know, and nothing else. Well, Jesus, Greg,
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: the fact that he the word morons is pretty good.
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: Talking about self driving cars, robots and robots. You know,
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: Menace is obsessed with robots.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: I want to buy one.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: You know, they keep saying, you know, well, and I've
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: heard the argument and it makes sense to me, like okay,
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: well trades, yeah, you know, the plumbers, electricians, Well, who's
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: gonna be pulling wire? I saw a video of this
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: robot for electrical work and for installing things in people's
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: homes where it can crawl around like an attic or
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: a crawl space underneath of a house, and it'll grab
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: the wire from the outside and pull over to whatever
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: location inside the attic or whatever it needs to. So
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: there's no are like crawling around hot tight attic spaces
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: or crawl spaces underneath houses. It looks like one of
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: those like robot police dogs.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know.
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: And so basically, if you're you're putting a wire from
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: the outside of the house, like there's someone on the
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: outside of the house like kind of holding a thing there,
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: and that's just basically a digital locator. So the little
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: thing inside the house is crawling over to that spot.
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: It figures out a way inside your ad to get
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: to that that particular spot and then boom, wire goes
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: in pulls it to wherever it's supposed to go to.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: And it's insane. Yeah, I'm not saying it's gonna one
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: hundred percent take away jobs. That's just gonna be less
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: people need it for a job.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Right, And they were, you know, talking about like that's
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: always the thing about farm workers, Well who's going to
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: pick your lettuce? And things like that. This robot, there
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: was a pretty there was a pretty funny one. It
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: said Wan Deer instead of John and it was like this,
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: it looked like one of those humanoid robots, but all
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: in John Deere cors that stuff. So I don't know.
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: But anyway, there's a robot story out of China tech
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: company that developed the humanoid robot with an artificial womb
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: capable of carrying a human fetus to term. I'm so
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: down with this, the pregnancy robot. It's expected to debut
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: next year. Estimated cost of thirteen thousand, nine hundred dollars.
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: That's a small price to pay to keep your body, right.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: That's less than a curt Yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 22: It doesn't say it's cheaper than a surrogate. So if
• 29:22
  Speaker 22: you can't have a kid yourself, or.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: If you don't want to, I didn't want to.
• 29:27
  Speaker 10: I never wanted to, and that's been amazing.
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: The innovation aims to provide an alternative for individuals seeking
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: to avoid traditional human pregnancy. But of course the project
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: has controversy people ethical legal debates about discussions, you know.
• 29:41
  Speaker 10: But why I mean, you know, we do like the
• 29:43
  Speaker 10: test two babies and IVF and this is just natural progression.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Isn't it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Every country on the planet has a population problem. I
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: was just watching interview with the President of Japan and
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: it's the Force watches. This is the Force what's on? Well, yeah, yeah,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: it was very interesting because they were talking about population
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: and they have a huge population problem because again, nobody's
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: hooking up with each other and like some of the
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: guys that are, you know, marrying dolls and because they're
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: like you're the fourth largest economy in the world, Like,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: how are you going to sustain that? And he's like, yeah,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: we have a huge population problem. And they were talking
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: about this like.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: One of the auctions, these two things will meet in
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: the middle exactly.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like people are and so Nike can start producing
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: children instead of children producing Nikes, Like Nike can have.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Their own like you can sell like Nike branded kids.
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: Like they'll just make them with these uh, these these robots,
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: these pregnancy robots.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, done. Just somebody to raise these kids. Yeah, and
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: you can design whatever you want, like what do you want,
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: white baby, black baby, Asian baby?
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Do you want?
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: What do you what kind of.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Like hair, eye colors?
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: I did read something about like no more like, uh,
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: was it the retarded kids syndrome? Yeah, like they figured
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: out something.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: So it's another thing out of Japan.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: They figured out you saw the same thing right in
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: the same article.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: What causes that?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: And they're able to like pretty much delete it from
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: from the from.
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: The DNA or yeah, edit it, which of course there's
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: people edit the chromosome who don't like the idea of
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: that either.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Anything people are going to find an issue.
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but there's also people who don't want to know
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: what the baby's going to be when they are having
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: a baby.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: They want to be surprised. I don't. Yeah, I'm not
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: a surprise me kind of guy. I want to know.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: My wife and I both wanted to know boy or girl.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: We could prepare we don't have to waste time like
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: coming up, well, in case it's a boy, it will
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: be this name.
• 31:42
  Speaker 15: In case it's a girl, if you're surprised, because if
• 31:45
  Speaker 15: it's a girl, you have to figure out who you're
• 31:46
  Speaker 15: going to give.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: It to, you know.
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: More, what he shows next? Hang on, I'm.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Gonna say the show right back, and it's another new hour.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: It's kind of briefly to follow up on what we mentioned.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: And like I said, I'm very much a person I
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: would just judge a book by its cover. And I
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: realized that people do the same to me, or same
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: to the things that I like or love, and they
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: may not admit it because it's not cool to admit it.
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: But I believe that everybody does it to a certain degree.
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: It doesn't mean that you're not gonna you know, yeah,
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: you're not gonna you know, give it a try, or
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: give them the person a chance, or watch the movie. Anyway,
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: I mentioned the marvelous missus masl and I ended up
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: loving the show, but I was so turned off by
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: the name. We had mentioned BoJack Horseman as we were
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: talking about different things.
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: There's a what was the other one? Cowboy Bebop? Cowboy bebo?
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Is that for three year old?
• 32:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: That one didn't do so well.
• 32:56
  Speaker 22: I felt that way about lemony snickets them what is that?
• 33:00
  Speaker 21: No?
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like not not even interested. There was at one
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: point all these radio stations were adding this this group
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: whether they're not a band. I think it's more like
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: a deep pea King Duck. Yeah, remember that, it's like
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: a like an E d M kind of thing. But
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: I didn't know the time. I was picturing a bunch
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: of like ce in my mind. Pee King Duck was
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: a bunch of like hipster douchebags and skinny jeans for sure.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: And the song at the time, whichever, I forget what
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: it was called, but it was actually really good, and
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: I'm like, Okay, what the hell is pe king Duck?
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: And I I was expecting like Hosier, right, Yeah, somebody
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: said bbadoobiy or who but Dooby?
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: It would be good on.
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: The Texas any singer that has a stupid stage name
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: or a band name like Hubadooby, BBA Dobby.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: I don't care what music they make. I have no
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: interest in hearing it.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I think she would agree with you too, I can.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: She kind of made that as a joke, the name, Yeah,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: well jokes on popular. The same thing with Charles Gambino.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: He hates that name.
• 33:56
  Speaker 10: It wasn't that Wasn't that a name generator? Yeah, like
• 33:59
  Speaker 10: like one of the insane clown posse name generators.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it was insane. I thought it
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: was like the Juggalo one. Maybe it was. It sounds
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: like something like, yeah, make up your name.
• 34:09
  Speaker 10: And exactly what about the super vague action movie names
• 34:14
  Speaker 10: like I ended up loving the movie Edge of Tomorrow,
• 34:17
  Speaker 10: but it sounded like nothing and I slept on it
• 34:19
  Speaker 10: for a long time.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: And like Quantum of Solace, like shut up, what does
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: it even mean?
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: Those those don't bother quantum. They bothered me. But those
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: don't stick out to me as much as some of
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: the ones that you see where they do the Oscar nominations,
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: they go film of the Year and it's something you've
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: never heard.
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: Of, but it's a really weird title. Yeah, we're like, okay,
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: well that's why I got the nomination.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Having a slice of cheesecake on Mars right right and
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: childs Gambino. Uh the name generators from Wu Tang Clan.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Oh got it? Yeah? Uh?
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: Tex says I've never watched Game of Thrones just because
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: of the name.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: I don't know why. That's just how it is. Y.
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: Anyone named prince or king, even if they're a kid,
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: like no, don't care to know you it's like we
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: you were talking about some chick that you and Morgan
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: might meet.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, jelly beans. Jelly Beans, like anybody who's an influencer
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: and they have a name like that.
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: Don't care to know you. You may be a great person,
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: it could be a Nobel Prize winner, but not for you,
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: not for me. Uh, nine to five to one Squid Games,
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: won't watch it?
• 35:26
  Speaker 19: Great?
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: What do you go? You love it?
• 35:28
  Speaker 15: That's the one I would have to read right game version.
• 35:32
  Speaker 15: It's the darkest, most violent show.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: It is great.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: Never watch Snakes on the Plane just because of the title.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Egg Nog. Oh, worst name ever?
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, egg nog, it's it's not even a terrible name.
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: And there's not it's not even egg right, I mean
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: it's it's just a.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Dairy yoke in it. Maybe I don't know, I.
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: Don't think so.
• 35:50
  Speaker 10: Maybe the recipe was maybe here's something I don't even
• 35:54
  Speaker 10: know what it is and I don't care to head cheese.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's disgusting.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: It makes Greg Corney. Yeah, it's a neat.
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: Eight seven seven four wooding. You can hit us up
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: with the text. You can send those texts over to
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: nine to eighty seven. It took a break and since
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: it is a throwback Thursday, I have this music list thing.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: Somebody came up a list of the best glam metal songs.
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: All right, and I love all this stuff. I know, Ga,
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: you like it too, yes, love. We'll see if you
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: like the songs on this list next year on The
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: Woody Show, hanging out comically.
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: Large, Jason Disgusting The Woody Show.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: All right, Well, for this week's throwback list, it's time
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: to get out your hairspray your spandex.
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: Because we are talking the top glam metal songs of
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: all time, according to the nice people at Ultimate Classic Rock.
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: You've probably heard about that website before if you're paying
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: attention to rock music at all.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: I will make a note here. There is no Van
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: Halen or Guns N' Roses on the list because they
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: consider they explain this in their write ups, they consider
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: them to be traditional rock.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: I totally agree, Yeah, I totally agree with fact would
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: not be on me lit.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: But but here's what is on the list. You got
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: def Leppard photograph, great song.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: I'm the lepheady. Oh dude, god, they ruled.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: I told you.
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: Dep Leffard was the first CD I bought it and
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: that was hysteria because Pour Some Sugar on Me was
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: the big song of the time, the great song.
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: You got Molly Crue on the list Kick Start my.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Guys so much true.
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: On this list, all right, So there's Molly Crue also
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: on the Best Glam Metal Songs of All Time. The
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: band is Rat Round and Round.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: I had a rat on your mouth, I love? Are
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: you serious?
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: I worked at that that record store, one of my
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: first jobs, and the assistant manager that I answered to
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: all the time, same was Matt huge rat fan and
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: l a guns get.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: A rat with two ts? Yes, yes, nice. Yeah, another
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: one of my favorites.
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: I know, polarizing because he became, you know, an old
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: guy and whatever.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: But then in his day Bonds Joy I mean, undis
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: beautiful life shaver as wells.
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: Right yeah, talk that person off the bridge.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 38:34
  Speaker 10: I got a lot of crap to this song growing
• 38:36
  Speaker 10: up because Gina works a diner all day.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, why would you get crap for that? So
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: you work on diner all day? That's it was.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: It was all about Johnny and Gina.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like all this.
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: He worked on the Dog I know, but he's references
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: those two names and a lot of his songs Story.
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: Also on the list from Ultimate Classic Rock of the
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: Best glam Metal Songs of All Time, Poises, Yes, Another
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: but a.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Good Time, don't.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: Say just raise your hand when you recognize any of
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: these songs. She knows all these songs. Yeah, she used
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: to work out a butt rock station. She was forced
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: to be exposed to them. Okay, see that's that's another term.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: I've never understood. Butt rock.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Butt rock?
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, why like why butt rock?
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: Like butt rocks me would be something like indie alternative
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: skinny jeans dudes, kind of like, you know, you.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: Never heard of butt rock. I heard the term butt rock.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, repetitive lyrics and heavy guitar riffs.
• 39:33
  Speaker 10: It says, but rock cool. Yeah is uh late nineties
• 39:36
  Speaker 10: to two thousands butt rock.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Also on their list Aerosmith Loving an Elevator. That's glam rock.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't look at it, I.
• 39:50
  Speaker 23: Think, yeah, seven, I understand visually they look kind of.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Girly, but I don't see like glam like glam.
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: I think it is like like think and totally. I mean,
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: I can see the argument either way. But I think
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: because of Stephen Tyler, I.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Think definitely it was when he did this thing with
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: run DMC.
• 40:10
  Speaker 10: That's pretty glam rocker.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's another I disagree other def Leppard on the list, yes,
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: at number seven, What happened by that CD?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Hell?
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah?
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: And then the Quiet Riots.
• 40:33
  Speaker 15: That was the other post I had, didn't really next
• 40:37
  Speaker 15: to my rat post right yeah, Quiet Mother Up and
• 40:40
  Speaker 15: Riot Amazing.
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: I was like they spelled they spelled it c U
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: M on Feel the Noise. Yeah, so you're you're apparently
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: dumping one on Feel the Noise.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: Twisted Sister on the list. This reminds me. There was
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: a movie that came out twenty late eighties early nineties.
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: It was Iron Eagle.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah is that what?
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Chappie yeah yeah.
• 41:09
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: This is one of the songs that the kid and
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: I forget his name. The kid was gonna go bust
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: his father out through the terraces, had him hold held
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: hostage and he was, yeah, he's flying the play, but
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: he had that he would put a walkman kind of
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: like on his like strap to his leg while he's like,
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: you know, busting ass and this noise yeah and this
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: and this is one of the songs that yeah, yeah, man,
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: another Motley Cruze song there at number ten on their
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: list live.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Wire all these songs you do cocaine too? Oh yeah, totally.
• 41:47
  Speaker 10: If that song's on an Unskinny Bop isn't, I'm gonna
• 41:50
  Speaker 10: throw something through the window, dude.
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: Unskinny Bob is a great song. Yeah, I love Unskinny.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Bob and the video was awesome.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: Also on their list, And this is a band I've
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: never been able to stand.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Kiss.
• 42:01
  Speaker 10: Oh god, I've been to six Kiss.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I hate Kiss. Lick it Up.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Surprise you don't like them? Yeah, I hate him. I'm
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: a good Cris shows are in.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: They are, I think because I hate Gene Simmons so
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: much and Paul Stanley.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: I hate them both.
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, because Gene Simmons is a dick. He's just
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: a dope, takes takes himself way too seriously. That's part
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: of the miss.
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, see that I got an actors He really works
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: manas did you U? Did you mention White Snake?
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: I did?
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: Oh here we go again?
• 42:42
  Speaker 23: Hell yeah, Yeah, I still have a beef going back
• 42:56
  Speaker 23: to Arrows. I don't think Aerosmith should be on this list.
• 42:59
  Speaker 23: I'll take that ultimate Classifron. Yeah, I think Stick should
• 43:02
  Speaker 23: be on there more than sticks. I think stick should
• 43:05
  Speaker 23: be on the glamor.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Because they're no. It were very dude. They had Stix
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: on ice. Dude. Look, there's a couple very glammy.
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: There's a couple of skid Row songs on the list,
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: including Yeah, Youth Gone Wild.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I forgot about the song. Yeah, totally forgot that.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know that.
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah you don't remember Youth Gone Wild?
• 43:51
  Speaker 19: I do not.
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: You had to remember this song. This song was huge
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: from them eighteen.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: And nine eight Oh yeah, yeah, so dramatic.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: And to.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Hell?
• 44:10
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: Is Nelson on there? Nelson's on that, But I do
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: like Nelson didn't make the list. You made the list, yoyt.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: See what else would you like on here? Rocky like
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: a hurricane.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, that's what I call Rockney.
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can get it on six dis.
• 44:40
  Speaker 20: Not exactly, it's all this number now, a pair of
• 44:45
  Speaker 20: fuzzy diyes.
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: Heyst Yeah, man warrant cherry pop.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, obviously.
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: Obviously I remember the video.
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I probably made you a man. That was a
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: great That's a great song on I See what I
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: saw a winger seventeen.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Maybe they loved the teenage.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Girl all about it?
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: It was cool like the younger they were like the
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: biggest stud you were, you know, Yeah, oh dude, you
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: nailed a fourteen year old sweet bro let's sing about it. Yeah,
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: they love that back in the shit write a song
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: about it.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:43
  Speaker 10: Did you say Nelson made the list?
• 45:44
  Speaker 21: Was it?
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: Nelson did not make the list?
• 45:47
  Speaker 10: I was like thought After the Rain would be on.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: That, and neither did Unskinny Bob, which I really find
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: interesting I call foul. Yeah.
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: I mean where it's like Damn Yankees, Oh you're like
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: high enough, dude. Again, this is ultimate cloud to rock.
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: They're the ones who came up with the with the list.
• 46:03
  Speaker 7: They had a couple other Aerosmith songs, and they're including
• 46:05
  Speaker 7: dude looks like a lady.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: The side of this is a traditional rock. Yeah, I'll
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: call it like kind of pop rock over.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: Honestly, put on the list too, was called Firewoman as
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: glamorn tho.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know about the list gas flighting people. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: let's throw in a few that don't below.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I think that's every list that comes out these days,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: that they have to throw something in there crazy and
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: get people to talk about the list.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, these are all great.
• 46:40
  Speaker 17: Favorite songs.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: You know why I like it so much?
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: Footing speaking there, there was the h lam metal songs.
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: According to Ultimate Classic Rock them so funny. Doug Masters,
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Thank you Texters. Doug Masters was the name of the
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: kid in Iron Eagle to go bust his dad out.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, the Masters.
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: More what he showed next, hang the show?
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: So my buddy Tony, you know Tony whipping Boy legendary legends.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, I got two great words. Oh yeah, anyway,
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: he is a big student of all that music. Yeah,
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: and I know because I've heard this before and I
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: think he is right about this.
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: But he says, and he texted, he said, I think
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: the term butt rock came from radio stations that claimed
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: they played nothing butt rock. So there were other radio
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: stations that would come along, Like eventually alternative stations would
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: come along, and they were trying to differentiate themselves at
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: that time.
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: I do remember that story.
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: The alternative stations were coming in and some of them
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: were playing like there was very few of the new
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: way be kind of alternative station.
• 48:01
  Speaker 19: Right.
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: Alternate stations really popped up as a thing when Grune
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: hit yeah okay and so on, Guns and Roses was
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: huge until Nirvana came out. Nirvana killed Guns and Roses
• 48:11
  Speaker 7: and all that hair metal stuff like Poison, all that
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: stuff was done after that.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: And so they these two different kind of rocks.
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: Three really, because you had your traditional rock station, you
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: had a classic rock station, and you had these alternative stations,
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: and how do you differentiate these stations that were playing
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: nothing butt rock, it became a term butt rock.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: That makes a lot more sense. Yeah, yeah, anyway, Yeah.
• 48:37
  Speaker 10: The Google says that it's uh stuff like Creed, nickel
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: Back and three Doors Down that.
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: Also Yeah that also because I remember when that stuff
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: started too, like it's the butt rock station that plays Yeah, yeah,
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: thank you to.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Let's see, I think Tony should be excited because
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: is it weird now going on a wardou found its
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: huge with eight seven four Wooding. And yes, the text
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: it is butt rock is hard like Nickelback and stuff
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: like that. Yes, that is also true. But they were
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: using it even before those bands. That was the term
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: before the I remember like ninety six ninety seven, that's
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: way before it. You know, Nickelback was like what ninety eight,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: ninety nine, nineties, you know, the term butt rockcause I
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: remember they were using that for a radio station that
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: was our competition in Portland, Oregon.
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: Oh wow, k UFO, it was the butt rock station. Yeah, brother,
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: that's what That's what we would have to call them.
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: We were kN r K, which is the alternative station,
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: and they were the butt rock station.
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, KUFO.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: The show fucked like just these fat people standing there,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: who are you fart knockers?
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: This's the Woody Show. I could be them. I still
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: got a Woody.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: We were into another new hour in sensitivity training, pre
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: politically correct world. I'm Woody. That's Craig Gory. Hi Menace,
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: good morning to you. Good is here right, We've got
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: see that you've got Sammy phones are opening eight seven
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: seven forty four.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Woodie.
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: You can text us send your text over to two
• 50:17
  Speaker 7: to nine eight seven, coming up to sour. We always
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: have a curiosity about a number of things, like Greg
• 50:26
  Speaker 7: always wonders about death.
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: Oh God, I wish I didn't when it's gonna happen
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: to him. And we've even talked about like have you
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: ever had that weird thought about like somebody that you know,
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: who you know, passed away years ago, years and had
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: that weird dark thought about more of it curiosity and
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: do you want to say that?
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: I mean that like I wonder. Oh god, it's so.
• 50:47
  Speaker 15: Let's say you have somebody that you know that died,
• 50:49
  Speaker 15: let's say three years ago. Do you ever wonder, like
• 50:52
  Speaker 15: I wonder what they look like?
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Now, like if you like you've never had that
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: thought now, I think, never once all the time you
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: go to a cemetery.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, sorry, unfortunately, I just like think about the last
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: time I saw them, and then sometimes that's why I
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: don't like open cast.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: I just say, that's why a lot of people like
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: Greg don't like the viewings.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: It's traumatizing.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, Sammy is a freaking psycho.
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: She's the one that's always thinking about, Uh, if I
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: saw this cliff or whatever, I should just you know,
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: oh yeah, just what if.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: To see what happens like that?
• 51:27
  Speaker 22: Maybe I'm walking at them all and I jumped from
• 51:29
  Speaker 22: the second story down.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Maybe I get it.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: You've heard that before, Like she said that before.
• 51:35
  Speaker 10: It's like an impulse control question.
• 51:37
  Speaker 22: The only thing stopping me from doing this is me.
• 51:40
  Speaker 22: That's a wild thought.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: So much power yeah or something? Yeah, it's so weird.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I do have a question though, with Greg and Greg
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: when at what age did you start obsessing about that?
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: That's a great question or has that always been a thing.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I'm it's probably the first someone went to an open
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: casket funeral and in my teens. Wow, yeah, because it's
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: just right in your face.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:06
  Speaker 7: And so you know, we've done here to defend yourself
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: where we have people like chiropractors or pharmacists, hoa, people
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: who have like called in and we get to ask
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: a bunch of questions because you know, it's something we
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: don't get.
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: This we get, we're just curious about it.
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: And so Gina because she watches a lot of that
• 52:25
  Speaker 7: true crime crap and there's always stuff about like you know, autopsies,
• 52:30
  Speaker 7: the work of morticians.
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: We talked about Bart's.
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: Wife is a mortician, and you know we mentioned, you know,
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: some of the stuff that we've heard, you know, just
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: talking to Bort and it's like it's always wow. I
• 52:41
  Speaker 7: don't First of all, I don't know how people do
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: those jobs.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know it clue, But.
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: Gina has some stuff to share with us. It's ask
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: a mortician. And there's another guy who is.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: A very like a tech exactly, and boy do they
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: have answers. Be careful what you ask because they can
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: tell you no.
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: But I mean it's like fascinating stuff. Watch like those
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: autopsy shows.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: And it's going to affect every single one of us.
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right, So Gina has those clips coming for coming
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: up for us eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: us out with the text over to two to nine
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: eight seven, take the break, think about maybe what Grandma
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: looks like today.
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: Greg said it not me.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: I don't get mad man.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Greg's the one that was wondering then, Yeah, so weird.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: I'm not half thought about it. Yeah, and it's yeah,
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: and it's not I don't know. It's like I feel yeah,
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: I feel bad for.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Even wondering exactly.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: But it's just that curiosity, right, yeah, like what are
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: you doing?
• 53:37
  Speaker 10: And it's almost a way to like keep you in reality,
• 53:39
  Speaker 10: like you said you kind of you kind of get
• 53:41
  Speaker 10: the open casket.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know the reason for the for the thought
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: is just having the thought.
• 53:45
  Speaker 10: Well, to me, it reminds me like, oh, yeah, this
• 53:47
  Speaker 10: person's gone, you.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: Know, like it just it just it just does. Yeah.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: Nine, I've had that thought, thank you, all right?
• 53:55
  Speaker 17: Not a lot.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: I know, I know for a fact we're not a
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: love you. This one says, I'm just like Greg when
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: it comes to death. I guess thinking about it a
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: lot for one two text and over.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: And I vacillate between not caring at all and being terrified?
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: Is that weird?
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Vacillate I do?
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I got off that those oil based I do too
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: hard to clean up. I remember like you used to
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: be kind of a hermit though. Was that because you're
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: afraid of death? You didn't want to go outside? But
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: now you're more yellow? Is it because you want to live?
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 54:23
  Speaker 19: Right?
• 54:23
  Speaker 15: Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly. Like just accentuate the positive.
• 54:27
  Speaker 7: All right, so our morbid curiosity gets the best of us.
• 54:29
  Speaker 7: Next on The Woody Show, all.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: Right, welcome back.
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: Greg Nis. Yo, there's Sammy there.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: Is here.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: Good morning Gina, good morning here to uh run us
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: through some of this audio that she has.
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: Now we were talking about this recently with made mentioned
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: that Bort's wife is a mortician.
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: Does she ever have like.
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: Like I mean, I guess everybody has dreams about work,
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: like in radio. I know, the big dream is it's
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: like that you are off the air. It's they call
• 55:02
  Speaker 7: the dead air dream and like no matter what you do,
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: no matter what button you pushed, them, like you can't
• 55:07
  Speaker 7: get nothing works, You can't get back on the air.
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: Like I guess everybody would dream about work.
• 55:12
  Speaker 24: Yeah, I mean I just had a dream the other
• 55:14
  Speaker 24: night that I overslept all the way through work and
• 55:16
  Speaker 24: nobody even tried to wake me up for it.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: So yeah, but I'm like your wife, like she's dealing
• 55:23
  Speaker 7: with dead bodies and stuff all the time that I
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: guess that would be like an automatic nightmare. Does she
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: ever tell you about like dreams about work?
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 55:30
  Speaker 24: Yeah, Usually it's some kind of nightmare related thing of
• 55:33
  Speaker 24: her being stuck in a situation like maybe in the
• 55:36
  Speaker 24: crematory or maybe something at graveside, but something kind of
• 55:41
  Speaker 24: a situation you wouldn't want to be stuck in.
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: Like all of a sudden they sit up.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, creatory on.
• 55:49
  Speaker 24: You know, things happen in a crematory when gases are released,
• 55:52
  Speaker 24: so maybe they do sit up, but.
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: Can you imagine?
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: No, man, I'm good.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: So okay, So what are what are her wishes? Like
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: would she want to be buried or cream?
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: So when you're around this stuff, I asked people, like
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: there's a guy I know he owns like a chain
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: of mattress stores. Like, all right, dude, you can sleep
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: on anything because you know everything about all this stuff.
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: Which one, what do you what do you have at home?
• 56:17
  Speaker 7: Like I always want to know from people, like tell
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: me what you would go and tell me? She's seen
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: all this stuff? Do you like what her final wishes?
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: Buried cremation?
• 56:25
  Speaker 24: I think for a long time she was going with burial,
• 56:27
  Speaker 24: but I think over the last couple of years she
• 56:29
  Speaker 24: switches to just cremation.
• 56:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I learned. This isn't in the uh, this isn't
• 56:34
  Speaker 10: in the questions, But I learned.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: What a sky burial is?
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: Sky burial.
• 56:41
  Speaker 10: Or something you think so, but it's actually way more
• 56:43
  Speaker 10: boring and grotesque. It's leaving your body on like a
• 56:46
  Speaker 10: high hilltop.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: So vultures just Jersey.
• 56:52
  Speaker 7: There's a place when they're doing research to see about
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: decomposition of bodies. It's a body farm. Yes, have you
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: heard about that?
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: Under a tree or they put you in different places,
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: like sometimes it is under a tree, sometimes it's deep
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: in woods. Other times it's just out in the middle
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: of the field or some halfway buried and they and
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: they have it all plotted out and then they go
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: by and you can see pictures of this online body farm.
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: It's it's creepy. It's not fun, it's creaty. What about so, like,
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: can Jews be cremated?
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 57:21
  Speaker 10: No Jews, it's like within like I don't know, hours,
• 57:25
  Speaker 10: no embalming, no open tasket, pine box, you know, go
• 57:30
  Speaker 10: to the cemetery, funeral and you're well, that's more of
• 57:34
  Speaker 10: a preference.
• 57:34
  Speaker 24: I I've heard some intense Jews that are like it, right,
• 57:39
  Speaker 24: the Jews, anything touches us, we cannot be buried.
• 57:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's not. That's not technically true. It mostly came
• 57:45
  Speaker 10: that came about after the Holocaust. But it's more of
• 57:48
  Speaker 10: a it's more of a no no. But in general,
• 57:51
  Speaker 10: I mean, come on, we all have those jobs, like
• 57:53
  Speaker 10: you're not supposed to cut into your body please?
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we all have them. I do, and everyone
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: I know does.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: Very Cremationrussian Orthodox, you have to be buried, buried, menace, buried, buried,
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: going buried. I'm going to create such the grease fire
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: smelt village buried buried.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: I will be donating my body designing that tracks far
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: to science. The body.
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, see that that track Anyways, we were wondering all
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: these different things, and so Gina went and found these
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: clips and one person is a mortician and then the
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: other person is a autopsy te autopsy.
• 58:33
  Speaker 10: Text and they're both big in this space. So the
• 58:36
  Speaker 10: mortician is Victor M. Sweeney and maybe your wife has
• 58:39
  Speaker 10: heard of him. He's kind of a big deal. He's
• 58:41
  Speaker 10: a licensed funeral director and mortician and kind of like
• 58:43
  Speaker 10: this rock star on YouTube who.
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: Was the autopsy guy that was on those shows all
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: the time, remember like White Hair Glasses, Celebrity autopsy.
• 58:53
  Speaker 20: Doctor kind of looked like Doc Brown doctor was a
• 58:56
  Speaker 20: base or something something like that, know what you mean,
• 58:59
  Speaker 20: talk about right, he did all those autopsy shows.
• 59:02
  Speaker 10: Well, this guy's younger and kind of has that sexy
• 59:05
  Speaker 10: like talk nerdy to me vibe, and he gets like
• 59:08
  Speaker 10: craz like nine million views.
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: Doctor Boden, Nice, Doctor Michael Boden done well.
• 59:15
  Speaker 10: He often answers people's questions on these segments that are
• 59:19
  Speaker 10: produced from Wire or Wired, and I picked a few
• 59:22
  Speaker 10: of the ones that get the most attention, and I
• 59:24
  Speaker 10: figure this is what people want to know most. So
• 59:27
  Speaker 10: first of all, Victor Sweeney answers the question how do
• 59:30
  Speaker 10: you fit a fat person in a casket.
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: Oh, how do you fit them?
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: Well, uh, get a larger casket, like I don't know,
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: a lot of people were like, do you remove limbs.
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: Like Pam cooking?
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 59:41
  Speaker 21: So, we actually have caskets that are made by our
• 59:43
  Speaker 21: manufacturer to be oversized. Typically when someone passes away, if
• 59:47
  Speaker 21: they're larger, will measure them at their elbows because those
• 59:50
  Speaker 21: tend to be the parts that stick out, the furthest
• 59:52
  Speaker 21: and then determine what width of casket we will need
• 59:55
  Speaker 21: to give them a more comfortable appearance where people are actually.
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: Really buried, like in piano cases. You would hear that
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: he was so big he had to be buried in
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: a piano post.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Exactly. Yeah, they go oversize. Googled it and the first
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: result oversized caskets for extra space and dignity.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 20: It would be like the stay puff Marshall elements, or
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 20: you just get like a regular sized casket and just
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 20: like open up the extension zipper.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Those also are not just available.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: There's not a stockpile a special order. But as society
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: gets fatter, maybe they.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Did right and be prepared for sticker shock on those.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 10: A lot of women want to know do you put
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 10: bras on corpses? We don't want to wear a bra
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 10: for all eternity, And Victor is going to answer that.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: I would think like when things stiffen up, maybe they
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: kind of stay in play.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: It's just sacks of fat though.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: Like I don't know, like Booba mortis or something.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 21: We do put bras on if the family requests, and
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 21: the reality is I probably put on more bras than
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 21: I have taken off, you.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: Know, Okay, way to make it sexident?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: Can I request Frederick's of Hollywood? I don't do whatever.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 10: Basically, your family wants to let them know, like enough, which.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 7: Can we bury grandma with crotch fans? We wanted to
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 7: be ready when she sees Grandpa.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she loves those chats.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: She's really missed it.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: Lace Yeah, well bored, I bet you have.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 10: You have answers for this too. But a lot of
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 10: people want to know. Essentially, you know, when you die,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 10: like the color literally drains out of your face.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: You're kind of gray. How do you get a corpse
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: to look less dead? Yeah?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: That's the thing that I'm sure one of the things
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: that greg other than the fact that the person is dead.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: But you're not a fan of uh like wakes no
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: open cast traumatizing. The first one I ever went to
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: is when a friend of mine, we were seventeen at
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: the time, and he got killed in a car crash
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: and it was an open casket funeral. He gets so
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: much makeup on that he was pure orange. It traumatized me.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Oh decade, Well, see, the same thing happened to me.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: And then they had to put it like a veil over.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 10: Oh my goodness, ye like why they use like a
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 10: wax for bullet holes and stuff. But in general, this
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 10: guy tries to keep it fairly.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: Now, yeah, because like for me, I don't mind the
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: open casket because in a weird way, when I'm at
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: a funeral, there is a sense of disbelief, like this
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: person like prove it. And so like when you when
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: you go in there and there's a viewing and you
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: see the person, even though it doesn't really look like them,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: it's you know some I mean you know it's them,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 7: but you know, like you said, there's a very there's
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: a difference to the complexion, there's a difference to the color.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: And I don't want to be a jerk, but if
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: everyone says they just look like they're sleeping.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 10: Then that's still like, you know, they don't look dead.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I mean again, like I don't know.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: For me, I find see it.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: I find some weird even though it is odd, I
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: find some weird comfort.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 10: Okay, it's not weird.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, all right, So how do you get dead
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: people to look dead?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Dead?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 21: All the makeup we use is actually formulated for dead people,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 21: So it's made to go on cold skin as opposed
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 21: to warm skin like regular makeup. And we have a
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 21: deceased loved one, they're gonna look very, very pale. So
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 21: when we put in the red blood, the red fluid rather,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 21: that's actually gonna pink them up in some ways and
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 21: make them look a little bit more alive.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: So special makeup.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: Look at a U porn in the background, their.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 10: Special makeup for cold skin. And when they drain you
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 10: they put basically red kool aid back in you to
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 10: make it look a little more lifelike.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: That makes sense.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's so weird. I mean, hey, but you know what,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: it's uh, it's part of life, right, what you want
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 7: to happen. I think really the most important thing is
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: just make sure people know what you want exactly. You know,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: you don't want to be like the last thing I
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: think I would want. I don't want the cost. I
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: don't want the family to have the cost of like
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: a casket really yeah, oh yeah, and like a like
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: a burial site and all that.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: That's why I said, like, you can just cremate me.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: You can put me in a like a shopping bag
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: or whatever, and then whenever the next trash day is,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: you can put me on. Yeah, if you want to
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: keep a little like if my wife wanted to keep
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: like a little tablespoon or something or whatever.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: And fine, can we all have something?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: We all have somebody if you want, that would be
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: so fun, give it ou.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: That would be fun.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 17: They're gonna scan all way for free food real quick
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 17: and then we'll be show.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hello, hell, I'm maga smart idiot? What so dumb?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: Come on? Greg's I love drunk which I knew drunk rod.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: You'll meet them, it is the best.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: You'll meet them something. Yeah, you'll meet them anyway. So
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: we are learning something, We are becoming smart.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: We had some of those clips from that mortician about
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: like do you put bras on corpses? How do you
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: put a fat person into a casket make up, how
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: do you get dead people to look less dead?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, blastomous red guys.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: Now there's that. But then there's also people who are
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: autopsy texts.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this one, I would.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 10: Say is almost a little more gruesome, just because I
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 10: don't know they're really down there in the basement.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: But it really truly is a morbid curiosity.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 7: Absolutely, and that's why you watch those shows I had mentioned,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: like what was his name, doctor Boden, right, and there
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: were all those different like you know how they figured
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: out X Y Z And it's just by taking these
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: people apart.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: Well, and let's put it this way.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 10: The more titian didn't seem to use this, but the
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 10: autopsy tech he was showing his tools, there was a
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 10: very visual element they use like hedge clippers to.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Crack your ribcage.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 10: Really yeah, like like he's like everyone thinks it's bolt cutters,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 10: but here it's like hedge clippers.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 10: So this guy is super popular. He's a tech in
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 10: Little Rock, Arkansas. He goes by on Instagram at big
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 10: Lead seventy.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: Three, Big Lead Led.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he has five hundred and seventy seven thousand followers.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: And yeah, I got into him.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Now I'm saying people are interested in this stuff.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 10: Very he answers the craziest questions. But there's stuff that
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 10: we all want to know. We talked about bras. But
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 10: let's go downtown. Okay, do you guys want to take
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 10: a guess at this? Do you think they take out
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 10: tampons at a female corpses?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 22: I would think so, yes, yeah, But then also why
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 22: like why are you going through?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 10: Like why are you digging around?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 22: Right exactly? You could just leave it and it'd be fine.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: I would think they had to remove anything and everything
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: that's not like part of the body. I would think, like,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: you know, any kind of like uh, you know, like feelings,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: not feelings, but you know what I mean. But there
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: was like you know, you got a tampon it you
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 6: take you take that out?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, well let's find Yeah, i'll remove that.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 25: If you have one in is that got to remove
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 25: all this stuff from the inside, all that comes out.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: So there's a tampon in there, I'll remove it. You're welcome.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: Oh god, he sounds weird.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't like that voice.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: I don't like it.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: It's not appropriate for this sort of talk. Yeah, Oh,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: he's a he's an eccentric guy. I like him.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: He's weird. If I use my.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: I'll get that.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: I'll get it out of there.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Search and Restaurant. Oh god, do you guys think dead
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: people fart? Yes?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 7: Yes, well, I mean it's probably not a I mean
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 7: it's gas, right, parts are gas, not like a fart
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: fart maybe just from yeah, I mean because.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: It was people.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: Here's a question. Do people really take a dump when
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: they die?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 21: Like?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: Do people like their bowels really relax that much that
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: it just all of a sudden just falls out, Like
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: you've heard that when someone dies they poop.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: Farting.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: I assume just because there's so much gas. Okay, I
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 6: will say yes, I'll say.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 10: Yes around all.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: Right, here we go.
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  Speaker 25: No, it is true. You have good bacteria bad bacteria
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 25: that bounce out while you're alive, but then when you
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 25: pass away, the bad bacteria takes over, starts to pretty
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 25: much decompose you. You start to melt, you start to
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 25: turn into gas. So your body starts to swell up
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 25: and it has to go somewhere, so do it. It
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 25: comes out the attic or comes out the basement, But
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 25: it does happen.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: So it can come out your mouth.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 10: If you're just sitting in there, it's just you and
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 10: a corpse in like a basement, and it just starts.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like or what if you're just like at work, right,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: you're working in the uh you know, the uh the
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: morgue and from the cross room and just you and
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: dead bodies there, I know, right, Oh, at least it
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: would be funny.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: All rights which corpse?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well, you wanted to know about uh poop? Right, yeah, Okay,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 10: let's just let's just see what he has to say
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 10: about it. We're going to ask big Lad seventy three,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 10: what's the worst part of his job?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: The worst thing about being an autopsy tech?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: Here we get poop. I don't like poooooo. I know
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: it's part of my job. You know, you always had
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: that one thing at your job that you don't like.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: Mine would be po Okay, everybody. He added that, I'm
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: back to a lot of these I couldn't play because
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: the music was so distracting. But yes, program, and.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: By the way, that'll strip all that out of it.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: I do that for a lot of our clips.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, because the music is so like what they
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 7: have to say is actually pretty interesting. They've made it
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: so annoying and distracting with the music that they put
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 7: for their stupid social media account stuff.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: Oh that's good to know because of that. You like
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: the last one. But apparently everybody does poop when they die. Yeah,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: or at least when they're going through there. I would imagine,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: like you mean, things come out well when you die.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 10: Like everything in your body at leases everything, right.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Imagine death after a chili cook off.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you died at the chili cookoff. So even in death,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: we're embarrassed.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 10: Ye, there's no dignity in that.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 15: Many double looking at your pee exactly while you're farting
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 15: and pooping.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: And by the way, there's no more blood, so like
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: you don't have the uh, you don't have the benefit
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: of blood rushing down there, so no fluff, so it
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 6: looks so it looks even more danky, unbelievable.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: Now we talked about tampons. This is for the autopsy tech.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 10: Do you think there's a any reason for them to
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 10: remove testicles?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Reason?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Do you think they remove them for pleasure?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, saying I mean maybe, because don't they they weigh
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: like all the different organs and stuff, right, So like
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: I'm saying that once they take something out, like maybe
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 6: like if they're trying to determine like some kind of
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 6: like I don't know, cancer, like something of the weight
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 6: or the size of if it's related.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: To Yeah, in general, I would say to make a necklace.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 10: And they do, say, like in your like chest cavity,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 10: they do take all those organs out and put them
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 10: in a bag and then put them back in your chests.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's human giblets.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: God, let's find out if they do in fact remove
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: the testicles.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 25: Yes, I remove the testicles so we can look for trauma,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 25: see if there's any hamorrhage down there.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 8: I thought so.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry, guys, I remove your testicles. Oh man, I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: got they those they put those in a bag and
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: they put those in your mouth every Yeah, and then
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 6: they use that Then they use that glue to keep
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 6: your lists together.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 7: So when you're doing the the open casket thing, nobody
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 7: gets nobody knows that you have your own balls.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: In your mouth.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 10: That's smart.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 14: There is something about the way this guy talks, though,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 14: that makes me think it might just be him and
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 14: not necessarily.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: Every mortician, Like he's like, really, I remove the.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 22: Testicles he does that say as morticians.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: This is what we do.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 13: I think.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: I think he's just folksy. Now there's one more. He's
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: probably the most social I think a lot of these.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: I looked him up and he has popped up in
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: my feet.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: I found, the more odd the job, the more like
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: socially awkward the person is.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: I see it right, Like your coworkers are dead.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 6: Correct, Like you're you're doing the adtopsies or whatever.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: So it's not like a real team sports slash effort,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 7: you know, the mortician like, yeah, and then you have
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: to have a certain like you have to have I
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 7: think you have to have a certain quirk to be
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: able to do that job and to do these things
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 7: for your dismantling bodies and stuff. And so I think,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: you know, if this guy is probably the most social
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 7: totally of the socially awkward and so he's still awkward, yes,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 7: and he's still socially awkward.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: But he's probably the most normal queste.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: He's the spokesman.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 7: He's the one they send out like all right, well
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 7: here you go, tell everybody what's yeah all about.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: In fact, he even makes like merch and like T
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: Shirt does. Yeah, that's Instagram. That's a copy of Hoodie.
• 1:12:31
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• 1:12:35
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  Speaker 4: What did you say minutes?
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  Speaker 2: You said that.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: You thought I grew up not Mormon.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 7: What you said witness Yes, yeah, because I'm not allowed
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 7: to like when I was a kid, Like there were
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 7: so many things like I wasn't allowed to watch MTV.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: My mom wouldn't let me have it, even though they
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 6: were really popular the time, the Simpsons shirts really yeah,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: like to eat my shorts?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah. And to be fair, because I was like,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: he had a bad attitude. I grew up with Jehoast's
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Witnesses and yeah, they were allowed to do.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: A lot of that stuff.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, No, it was none of that stuff about like
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 6: sugar cereals and stuff. We were not allowed to.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 20: Go away, but thought were They didn't buy it. Yeah,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 20: it was like a very rare occasion. Every once in
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 20: a while we could have it for dessert. Yeah, I'm
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 20: gonna go find Sea Bass we have around. I know
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 20: he had one ready to go about how much did
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 20: you pay for your dumb tattoo? Or Sea Bass goes
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 20: out on the street and you sees somebody who's got
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 20: a dumb tattoo or starts talking to people with tattoos.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 6: All right, let me let me go get seedback. We
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: can do that next.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: Show.
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  Speaker 6: All right, welcome back everybody. I think we've done this
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: one once.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: It was a lot of fun, and it's fun to
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: pick people's brains and their skin. Yeah, and they're patients
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: their nerves yep.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 6: So people get tattoos. Sometimes they work out well and
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: they're really happy with them and everything else to the
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: times people get a tattooed and it's like oh god,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 6: after a while, right, you're like or people are very
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 6: proud of these dumb tattoos they've.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: Got, right, Well, I love it. The whole premise of
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: this is ninety eight. I will say that ninety eight
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: points something percent of tattoos are on their face stupid,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: and people just deny and rationalize on their face at
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: like at the face.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 7: Face value suid. Yea yeah, Like Greg, how many tattoos
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 7: total do you have?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: About six? And what what percent do you think are
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: are cool?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: Oh? Are cool? Zero percent? Zero zero? I hate all
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: of them?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: Be gone with you on wow th Now, Morgan, how
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 6: many tattoos do you have?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: One?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: I know you got two on the show.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 14: I have six as well, six and I regret none
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 14: of them. They're all stupid.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well I don't mind that because she's not delusional
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: about it. She doesn't say, well this means so much.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: She's got the R I P O J.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: That's how she's got to stick figure Janitor mopping the
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: quote hardwood floors. Those are both from the show. You
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 6: have some other ones.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 14: I have my little MC logo. I've got the rolling
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 14: Stones tongue.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: That's because you didn't. And by the way, MC just
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: her initials, just in case you forgot.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 6: She was trying to brand herself almost like a reality
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 6: show type personality, where like Morgan Cook, but it was
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: the MC logo she had, like this you know logo,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 6: but you can't.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: You can't just have that online or like on a sticker.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: It has to be on your skin.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it can be both.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: Got to go hard everything.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 14: Are they going to know my body when I'm dead?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: Name one Rolling Stone song?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 14: I can't. I'm not even gonna try.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: Why not? Why we're sure to get a poster when
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: you could just know it looks cool?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 14: Thank you?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just a talk, right, Yeah, I like it.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 14: My tattoos are for me, thank you.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 7: That's what they all say too, all right, So the
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 7: thing here is how much did you pay for that
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 7: dumb tattoo? And sea basses out on the streets he
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 7: sees somebody with a dumb tattoo, And I'll tell you
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 7: what a lot of times people with tattoos love to
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 7: talk about their tattoos.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: They think they are so deep and meaningful when they
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: are just stupid. Yeah.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 7: Very few people ever like bring attention to it to criticize.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 7: But that's what happens in this round of how much
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 7: for that dumb tattoo?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: We'll start with Casey, who actually she had to show
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: me her tattoo because it was not super visible, but
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: she was happy to do that. Okay, this is on
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: my in our lip, says karma.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 11: So it was me and two other girls, three of us,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 11: and we were getting done with our college semester finals
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 11: and we wanted to do something crazy. So I was
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 11: going to get that. My friend got I think her
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 11: nipple beers, and then another girl got a smiley faced
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 11: tattoo on her butt.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: Why karma.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 11: I believe in karma, and I believe that you know,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 11: what you put out into the world, you'll get back.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 11: And it's just a universal language.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: So what does it need to be at the inside
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: of your lip?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: Great question?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 11: It didn't, you know. Honestly, I can't tell you why
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 11: I picked that area. I think at that time I
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 11: was on my Space and you know how to hohold
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 11: my Space name with a cool photo of my lip down.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 11: I was kind of like known for that tattoo all ironically,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 11: but it's funny.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: I can say, like, you know, maybe like karma like
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 6: over like where your heart would be, like on your
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 6: chest somewhere, Yeah, karma in your heart something I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't know, Like did she have any other tattoos? No,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: not super visible, but she did have a few others.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 14: Okay, it's kind of smart. She got it in her lip,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 14: so you can hind it.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not there. That's why I'm imployed. It will
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: be smarter. Don't waste the money on the toto and
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: and hope in your life you'll remember the concept of karma. Yeah.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 15: And if you believe in karma, I believe you should
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 15: be a good person. So I should tattoo be a
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 15: good person in my arm.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: What you're hitting on is how dumb people think. They
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: think that by do it, because tattoos when they when
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: nobody had them, were did meet a lot because that
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: was a big commitment. Now it is nothing. It is
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: just a waste of money.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 6: That would her right, I mean the inside of the
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: lip seems like yeah, right, I mean, although the mouth
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 6: heels very quickly, right, they say, yeah, don't those fade? Well,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: that's what she's that was her thing.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: She said she got it like back in the MySpace
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: are but it's still going strong because she was told
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: it would fade.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 7: Okay, So the question is how much did Casey pay
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 7: for this really dumb karma tattoo.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 6: Let's not forget it. Inside of her lip.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: It was celebrating the end of a semester of college.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: So that's a big event that only happens twelve or
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: fifteen times during your life.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 10: But I would imagine that since it's on the inside
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 10: of her lip, it's not like a crazy font, right.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 6: It seems to be real simple with yeah, yeah, okay,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 6: I'll start, well, can yeah, somebody, somebody who has a
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 6: tattoos start because I don't know the pricing.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: So this was ago too, a long time ago.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 15: I was going to say, I was going to say
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 15: fifty bucks, and I think I'll stick with fifty bucks.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 15: Some that are about the size of a business card,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 15: and those were about one hundred and twenty give or take.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 10: Okay, I was going to say forty bucks fifteen years ago,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 10: just a simple or five letters and you know stick figure, Yeah,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 10: forty bucks.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 14: Okay, I was going to go one fifty just because
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 14: the placement of it. And then she was a young,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 14: you know girl. Maybe they bought the money.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to say eighty dollars.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 7: So woodn't girls coming in for like, especially like college
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 7: girls coming in for tattoos, don't you think that like
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 7: the tattoo guy would probably cut them a deal. Yeah, Like, yeah,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: give them like a, I don't think like college girls
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 7: paid full price.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: Or anything for most things. Well, here's the thing is,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: I'm sure she looked. I'm sure that she will then
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: probably pretty cute. But then what is your thirty yeah? Gross? Right, Well,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: here's the thing is, like, yeah, I could see a
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: tattoo artist giving the college girl a deal the first
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: three times, but then it's busy. Still. You got to
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: make money, all right, I will say, I'll put it
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: one hundred bucks, okay, all right, fifty forty hundred hund
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: fifty eighty eight. Gay, all right, let's find.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 6: Out how much did she pay for her dumb tattoo?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: How much did you pay for that dumb tattoo?
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 11: Maybe like a hundred bucks?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 18: Whoa.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: And every time you make out with somebody, they're getting
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: in your.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 11: Karma exactly, and they're gonna get their karma for anything
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 11: they do to me.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's work.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: I lucked out there, you did, Yeah, I lucked out there.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 7: Our friend Tim Martinez just went on a trip to
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 7: Mexico to go see some family and uh, they had
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 7: to get away from the in law's house for a
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 7: little bit, so he took his kids and his wife.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 7: They got out of the house, they went to found
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  Speaker 7: a bar. They were day drinking, and they all went
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  Speaker 7: and got tattoos.
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  Speaker 14: Were they watching tattoos?
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  Speaker 6: They were drunk.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, And the only one who didn't get it was
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 7: his wife and so again last name Martinez. He has
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  Speaker 7: an old English m on the inside of.
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  Speaker 4: His wrist tattoo.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, now, he said he wants like a sleeve.
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  Speaker 4: Oh did I tell you? Speaking of a drunk idiots
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  Speaker 4: buying tattoos. The only place I've seen a mooll tattoo
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  Speaker 4: set up that was like part of an official corporate
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: sponsorship was at the tailgate four you're.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 6: Las Vegas Raiders. They yeah, I brought in the madelow.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I got one of my tattoos on the Virgin
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Cruise because the cruise has tattoo shops on the creuse.
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  Speaker 4: It's listening hard. Yeah, just put it where.
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  Speaker 6: People were hammered all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Why idea? I got mine on the last day because
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: that you know, I want to swim and stuff.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 6: Okay, Oh good, let's see how much did you pay
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: for that dumb tattoo. Here's who's next.
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  Speaker 4: To He's an older, middle aged guy, fully covered, but
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  Speaker 4: he really wanted to show me one specific tattoo. His
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  Speaker 4: name is Gypsy. This is a three inch by one
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  Speaker 4: inch like a piece of dice.
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  Speaker 19: What is that?
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  Speaker 4: It's a domino.
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  Speaker 5: I went to prison recently and I had to become
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: hot part of a crew, had too, I guess, yes,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: because if you're not part of a crew, you are
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: considered a up for grabs. I was in there for
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: five years, so I was like forty two whatever, and
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: then they said, you're an older gentleman, come join our side.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: And in order to become a woodpecker, I had to
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: get jumped in, which is a.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: Hard twenty three three guys for twenty three seconds. Okay,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: and now you are you allowed to fight back at all?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, to fight? Don't start okay until you start throwing.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: So that's why there's a two and a three a
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: nominal two.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: Three's and it's also the twenty third alphabet.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: So how much did that dumb tattoo cost? I say
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: to a prison game?
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all that sounds awful.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: Did he get it in prison? Uh? Yeah, okay, that's
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: the that's a yeah, cost him a pack of ramen.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: Now here's the thing, though, there is that's I understand
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: what you're saying. But there's a there's a dollar value
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: attached because there's commissary money you put on your books.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: They say. Okay, so, folks who don't know Woodpecker is
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: that's the West White Gang.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 6: That's because he because you're nerve, that's what I's going
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 6: to call my fan club.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: Because you're not allowed. It's it's really sad. You know,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: when you watch like First forty eight, you you cannot
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: join a gang of a different race in in for real,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: in for real prison. So it's so old timate. Like Greg,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: I want prison to be, like, I know, you more diverse.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: If you're getting some diversification.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: Right, you could be like friendly with the different different
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: racial guys. But at first bars gangs you have to
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: have race.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 7: So Morgan for a second. There, you are very interested
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 7: in prison pen pals. But now that you have a boyfriend, yeah, also.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 14: So weird saying the boyfriend word. I don't know about that.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 6: Well, now you have a love interest, okay, Yeah, have
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 6: you lost interest in any of the prison pen pal stuff?
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 14: I mean, I guess I'm not actively seeking them, but
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 14: if they want to write me letters, I'll write them.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: Back, she has taken a lover. Yeah, I've taken up.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 14: But I was into this guy until he said white gang.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: Wait so this guy that cobo's not white.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 14: I mean he's technically from Portugal, so I guess that's European.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, like like Jeff, I mean he's like right, no, no.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: Did he marry to Portuguese Jeff?
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 6: Or no?
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: Like when I when I looked at his picture and
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, yeah, I mean he's white looking. White guys.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: Guess what spoiler When you go to Spain there they're
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: Caucasian for the most part. No kind of europe Yeah, weird.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 14: I see no color.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: What you just said? Okay, So to recap this is
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: a it's a it's like a big domino that's got
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: a two and a three because you got get jumped
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: in and that's a memory you want to present three guys.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to think, like you know, at the airport
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 7: or the currency exchange or whatever, what would the exchange
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 7: rate be like for like commissary to considered, what's the
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 7: dollar to commissary? Like how much does the ramen for this?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 7: That's actually we should do a that's a that could
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 7: be a Morgan project. Do a little prison commissary prices, right.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: I like that?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, all right, I will say fifty bucks. Yeah,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 6: that's way too much.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: Small, it's pretty small. It's black and white, so it's
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: very sim pretty small.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 6: Black and white. Again, I'm going like commissary like conversions.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 20: And then it's say twenty bucks, twenty bucks, I'm going
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 20: ten ten bucks, gonna go with ten as well.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 6: Ten bucks, Morgan, you guess forty all right, forty bucks?
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: All right, let's find out who's right.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: So how much of that dumb tattoo cost I don't know,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: like fifty bucks.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: Money or probably like to a jpey or Apple pay
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: or an Jerry cash app.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: No, well, we could do it on monst for our families.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: Oh you say, hey, I need so and so do Yeah,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 5: send it to my wife, Send it to my girlfriend.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 6: All right, you know what, Send it to my mother.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: She's gonna put it on my books. Oh oh wow,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: you're good at this game.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, killing it today?
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 14: You should get tatty.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: And see that's why I didn't think of it. But
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: it makes sense that, like, let's say someone knows you
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: fifty bucks for a tattoo, you say, you give them
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: your wife's cash app tag and then you have your
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: cousin you know, send it and then they can tell you, hey,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: I got the test.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: If I was their wife, I'd be.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 10: Like, can you not get me involved in this?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: And a tattoo?
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: You can get a golden retriever on your chest?
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that'd be really cool, really cool.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 14: I always remember your dog.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: Do you believe in karma?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I don't believe that you believe it? Well, how
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 6: much did you pay for that dumb tattoo? We have
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 6: one more, but let's take the break first, all right,
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 6: we'll come back and then we got one more person.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 6: How much do they pay for that dumb tattoo? We'll
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: find out next.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: It's a Woody show, all right.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 7: Well we already heard about Casey and her tattoo. That
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 7: dude with the jail gypsy and his tattoo. How much
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 7: do they pay for these dumb tattoos? Sea basses on
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 7: the street talking to people with the interesting tattoos?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 6: Which one is your least favorite?
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: Morgan?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 6: I mean, of all the tattoos that you have, you
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 6: said that you don't regret any of them. But if
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 6: you had to get rid of one. Which one would
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 6: it be?
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 14: It would be the one underneath my boob, And it says,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 14: so it goes, I don't regret that it's a bad
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 14: Joel No mac Miller, Gina, come on, no, I forget.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 14: I mean, I think he took it from someone else,
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 14: but Billy Joel, I had a friend to it for me.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 14: I've had friends do most of mine. Yeah, he didn't
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 14: do the good of a job.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 6: I'm just surprised that it wasn't like the the guy
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 6: Mop of the floors or the no I like, I
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 6: know you like the oj one.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the mop Who's whose idea was that mop guy?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 11: Hmm?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 14: At least we didn't go with the obese guy, but I.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: Think that was who's that guy?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 6: Yes, another one of MENACE's heroes.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: All right, So how much for that dumb tattoo? We
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 6: have one more person? Who is this?
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: This is?
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: And he has like some big intricate word written in
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: a place you don't see it, like kind of down
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: and around his knee. And he's gonna tell us what
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: that word is and why he did it? All right,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: what's that big tattoo that's going down your knee. Over populated.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 9: Just the fact that like a lot of people like
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 9: tend to like have children, right, and they don't know
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 9: how to raise them to the point where they are disrespectful.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: I do have kids, so it kind of is stupid.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: You know, have kids and you are worried about hoping overpopulation.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, how many kids you have?
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: I'm cue Okay. He kind of makes that octymoron, you know,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: over poss again across his knee and like down a
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: side across his knee. Overpopulated, okay, because he's like, I.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: Was worried about overpopulation, which is not really a thing,
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: which is again if you listen to the great and
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: powerful Elon Musk, it's actually the reverse.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, multiple countries like Japan, and it was pretty much
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 4: everywhere is going to have a big population crater the
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: next hundred years. But the point being that I guess
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: he wants to eat the babies or whatever. Uh, And
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: he said, let's let's get that on my knee so
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: that I don't have kids.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 6: But then he had two kids.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: Also he thought, like tattoo on his knee would change
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: the world in people's minds about overpopulation.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: Has a statement you're coming around to where I'm thinking,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: and he's means also, so let's layer all that on
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: there all right.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 6: Now, we don't know if he, like Morgan, had a
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 6: friend do it. Yeah, I was assuming he actually went
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 6: to a place.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: Guy.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 6: Did it look kind of professional?
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: It looked well, it was kind of it looked like
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 4: it was sort of trying to be like a fancy script,
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: but it's it clearly was not of a very high quality. Okay,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: one color? Yes, good question?
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 6: Uh about how like how it was like like probably the.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: Total legs probably no, no, not about that they're kind
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: of wrapping around his knees. So like say, say eight
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: ten inches? What do you should go last? Since you
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: see really good at this?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, Well, because I'm kind of going in between.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you realized my strategy here. I'm
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 7: kind of going in between like a lot of you guys. Okay,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 7: definitely the first Yeah, I will say for that, let
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 7: let's put it the eighty dollars.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 14: Wow, I'm going to do.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 10: The woody strategy because I think I've been going too low.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 10: Let's say for this piece of art two hundo.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 14: I was thinking two fifty just because it's a guy
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 14: he's not that smart. Maybe he got scammed a little bit.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, say one hundred doesn't sound like a guy
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 6: with a lot of money either, got a couple of kids.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think he got it before the kids.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: We were just Yeah, I'm saying one twenty five.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 6: One five hundred, one hundred dollars, simple times. And the
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 6: guy's also walking around his call him peanut. So these
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 6: are all very modest proposals. Really, that's a population joke.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 6: Oh I have I'll get GI forgetting it.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: I didn't get it, but I was pretending, So don't
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: get it eating the babies Earlier, I said, okaway, let's.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 6: Find out who's right.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: If anybody is right, how much you paid for that
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 4: dumb tattoo?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: So?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: How much would you pay for that dumb tattoo?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 6: It was free?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: Free?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: That was it free?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 22: Because I do tattoos myself.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: Trick main did you want to like give out where
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: folks can go to your and find out out your tattoos?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: Or no, you just find me on the street. That's
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: not on the street marketing. It sounds about right.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 14: Yeah, where'd you find him?
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: I did find him on the streets, So therefore that
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: makes sense. If I can do it, you can do it.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 7: Probably smart not to advertise like you're saying it doesn't
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 7: look that great again he's wearing his portfolio.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm also surprised if no one got upset that
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 14: you called their tattoo dumb.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: Well, let's think it's because I do it so straight facedly,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: and I asked them, like, show me something, really I
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: should I asked to show me like the most outrageous
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: or insane, like I don't want like, oh, it's my
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: mother's initials. Okay, that's boring, that's you know. So it
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: shows up a creative or interesting and as they describe it,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: I think they even realize it. You got themselves through it.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: Oh that that was stupid. Yeah, what is karma on
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: the inside of my left Huh?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 6: That dumb tattoo?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 4: Love it?
• 1:31:25
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, if you get mad at somebody texting and driving,
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  Speaker 14: I would kill you.
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  Speaker 6: Oh that was so late nineties.
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  Speaker 10: Oh my god, it'd be so many.
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  Speaker 6: That was the just prankin of the time, and that
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 6: was even before social media.
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  Speaker 4: I would egg cars and then drive off.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is like you're driving my direction. I'm driving
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  Speaker 6: your two lane row okay, and I would I would
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  Speaker 6: time it so that it would awesome shake out the
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 6: window so it hit your windshield. But here's the thing,
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  Speaker 6: mega dangerous. You can't see right, Yeah, slightly just pranking hilarious.
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