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Hour 4 - Party Planning · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, shaka Laca.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number four, our number four, and we head
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  Speaker 2: to the matchup. Our first look at Super Bowl sixty.
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  Speaker 2: How do you grade the Super Bowl sixty matchup between
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  Speaker 2: Sam donald Seahawks and Drake May's Patriots. That's what we've
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  Speaker 2: got for all the marbles? Can you decode with the
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  Speaker 2: Seahawks opening as a big favorite on the point spread
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  Speaker 2: says about this Super Bowl matchup Seattle all the way
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  Speaker 2: up to four and a half five points on some
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  Speaker 2: of the books for Super Bowl sixty and the Patriot
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  Speaker 2: Seahawks matchup. Who do you think we'll have more fans
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  Speaker 2: in the stadium for Super Bowl sixty, knowing how expensive
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  Speaker 2: those tickets are. Will take a look at that as well.
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  Speaker 2: Have a wonderful, glorious Monday. Thank you for listening. Try
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  Speaker 2: that fifth hour podcast and here is our number four
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  Speaker 2: of the Ben Mather Show. It's all about the party planning.
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  Speaker 2: The matchup is now set. Welcome in the beginning of another.
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  Speaker 2: are back at it, and we begin this hour with
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  Speaker 2: the matchup the game post mortem Championship Sunday in the NFL,
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  Speaker 2: as is often the case, most games are lost, not won.
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  Speaker 2: Sean Payton, a very arrogant decided rather than kick a
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  Speaker 2: field goal with my suck back, backup quarterback and chipshot
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  Speaker 2: field goal range, I'm gonna go for it on fourth down.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't get it, Broncos didn't score again. Patriots go on
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  Speaker 2: and win. Any Blizzard and the La Rams. Most games
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  Speaker 2: are lost, not won. Their punt returner muffed it Xavier Smith,
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  Speaker 2: and that set things up. The Rams absolutely embarrassed the
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  Speaker 2: Seattle defense. Not not very good good news for the Patriots.
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  Speaker 2: The Seahawks got sliced up by Matthew Stafford and company
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  Speaker 2: in that game. Not not a lot of fear factor
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  Speaker 2: when you give up four hundred and seventy nine yards
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  Speaker 2: at home in the NFC Championship game for Seattle. But
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  Speaker 2: I'll lead this hour is from what's next? What's next?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: What's next?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Mike Rabel and the Patriots. I assume you know,
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  Speaker 2: Mike Rabel and the Patriots taking to northern California. They're
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  Speaker 2: still in Denver, they haven't left yet because of the blizzard.
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  Speaker 2: They're stuck in Colorado. I'm sure they're running up the
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  Speaker 2: per diem at the hotel there in Colorado. But anyway, nonetheless,
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  Speaker 2: Mike Rabel's Patriots heading to Northern California to take on
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  Speaker 2: Mike McDonald Seahawks in Super Bowl sixty. So that is
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  Speaker 2: the match up. The winner gets a hunk of metal,
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  Speaker 2: just a piece of metal. That's what the Commissioner of
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  Speaker 2: Baseball would say, the Lombardi Trophy. So there is that
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  Speaker 2: the loser will be forgotten as the first loser. Congratulations
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  Speaker 2: on that. So that is a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 2: Let us discuss. Now there's a tradition unlike any other
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  Speaker 2: that we do in these parts, and the tradition goes
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  Speaker 2: like this, you have the matchup and your knee jerk reaction.
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  Speaker 1: So how do you grade?
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  Speaker 2: How do you grade Super Bowl sixty the matchup between
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  Speaker 2: Sam Darnold and the Seahawks versus Drake May and the Patriots.
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  Speaker 1: Can you put.
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  Speaker 2: A number grade, not a letter grade, a number grade
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  Speaker 2: on this matchup? So I've got minecraft, surge, pricing, and playground,
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna make the gobbagool. We're gonna make the gobbegl
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  Speaker 2: and we're gonna have a side of babaganoosh is what
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna do. So to lead off, the Malor score book,
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  Speaker 2: the Malor score book, the numerical score one to ten,
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  Speaker 2: with ten being oh my god, that's such a great
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  Speaker 2: matchup super Bowl sixty between the Seahawks and the New
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  Speaker 2: England Patriots.
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  Speaker 1: On the Malor numerical.
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  Speaker 2: Score one to ten, four four, I'm giving it a
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  Speaker 2: four number four, number four, that's right, a hard for
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  Speaker 2: no rounding up, no rounding up. They get it four.
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  Speaker 2: And here's why, right, here's why you were hoping, as
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  Speaker 2: you always do when you begin the NFLC and you
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  Speaker 2: want that spicy margarita matchup, right, that's what you want, right,
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  Speaker 2: You want a little salt, little kick to.
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  Speaker 1: It, little razzle dazzle, that's what you want. This matchup.
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  Speaker 1: Lukewarm tapwater, lukewarm tapwa. That's what this matchup is.
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  Speaker 2: If you're not a Patriot fan, obviously, if you're a
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  Speaker 2: Patriot fan or a Seahawk fan, you're like, oh, gung oh,
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  Speaker 2: you got your pants down, you're allux side.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not a fan of those teams, though, this
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  Speaker 1: just then you know, it's like, yeah, you're not excited
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 2: It's there or whatever you watch, but you're not fired
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  Speaker 2: up for it at all at all. So yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: the way I look at this. And the other thing
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  Speaker 2: about it is the Seahak Patriot. It's like a Minecraft
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  Speaker 2: dungeon the starless night, because that's really the issue here.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody on the stage makes the star, Okay, that's why
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  Speaker 2: normally you have stars going in. Drake May has been
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  Speaker 2: living a charm life with New England, as we documented
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  Speaker 2: in previous hours of the show. Sam Donald similar it's
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  Speaker 2: like they're doppelganger's, both of them living the charm life,
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  Speaker 2: Lucky Charms.
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  Speaker 1: There, same deal.
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  Speaker 2: These guys are along for the ride, along for the ride.
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  Speaker 2: They are not the ones driving the bus. They're the
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  Speaker 2: ones in the back of the bus. They're passengers on
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  Speaker 2: the bus. As the wheels on the bus go round
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  Speaker 2: and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round,
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  Speaker 2: and never is Sam Donald must see TV. So the
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  Speaker 2: idea that he's must see TV. If he was a
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  Speaker 2: pizza parlor, he'd be. There's a chain in California called
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  Speaker 2: Shaky's No Mojo Potatoes, but very very shaky, very shaky,
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  Speaker 2: Sam Donald, and Drake may is not a star. He's
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  Speaker 2: not trying to make him a star. He's not and
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  Speaker 2: is he on the way to becoming a star? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So the thing he's say, well, what about the coaches.
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  Speaker 2: Do we have a big name coach? No, we don't.
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  Speaker 2: We've got Mike McDonald, who's there no name, Mike Vrabel,
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  Speaker 2: who's border I put Vrabel on the borderline category, heavy
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  Speaker 2: emphasis on the borderline star category because it's not really
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  Speaker 2: a star.
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  Speaker 1: Although he's a name we've heard.
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  Speaker 2: He was a well known defensive player for the Patriots
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  Speaker 2: back in the day. The point I'm trying to make is.
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  Speaker 2: None of these guys move the needle. They don't move
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  Speaker 2: the needle. The biggest celebrity attached to the Super Bowl
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  Speaker 2: this year, you know it is Cardi B. Baby Mama drama,
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  Speaker 2: Cardi B. Stefan Diggs A baby mama. There she's the
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  Speaker 2: biggest star now she is. That's it, Tom Brady, Bill Belichick.
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  Speaker 2: They're not walking through that door. Russell Wilson and Pete Carroll,
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  Speaker 2: they're not walking through that door. That legion of Boom
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  Speaker 2: defense back when Seattle had a real defense, not at
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  Speaker 2: least frauds in Seattle.
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  Speaker 1: These guys can't hold water.
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  Speaker 2: To the legion of Boom. Can't do it now. My
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  Speaker 2: initial reaction is, whoopede damn do now listen again. We
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  Speaker 2: know how this works. The NFL spin doctors are working
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  Speaker 2: over time, and by the time we get to next week,
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  Speaker 2: it is going to be this is the greatest Super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl matchup of the modern era. I can't believe all
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  Speaker 2: the amazing storylines. And it's like, Okay, it's like spitting
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  Speaker 2: on a cupcake and saying, well that's frosting. Well no,
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  Speaker 2: it's spit. You spit a loogie on the cupcake. Well no,
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  Speaker 2: the NFL says it's frosting. What if the NFL says
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  Speaker 2: it's frosting, it must be frosting. But no, they just
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  Speaker 2: spit a giant booger. That's all they did. That's it
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  Speaker 2: all right now. Furthermore, how about the gambling market. The
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  Speaker 2: opening line was out moments after the Rams loss to
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  Speaker 2: the Seattle Seahawks, So the gambling market, the Seahawks opened
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  Speaker 2: a four point favorite minus four point favorite over the
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  Speaker 2: Patriots and Super Bowl sixty. That line has already ballooned
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  Speaker 2: up on DraftKings. It's at four and a half on
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  Speaker 2: some of the other shops, which are not advertisers, so
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  Speaker 2: we hate them minus five, so it's up to mis
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  Speaker 2: five and some spots. DraftKings has it at minus four
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  Speaker 2: it last look. So the question can you decode or
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  Speaker 2: will you decode what the Seahawks opening up as a
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  Speaker 2: big favorite on the point spread says about the Super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl sixty matchup between Seattle and New England. So the
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  Speaker 2: first point is rather obviously, it is all about public perception.
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  Speaker 2: The Seahawks are head and shoulders better than the Patriots,
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  Speaker 2: and the eyes of Joe Blow, and if Joe Blow
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  Speaker 2: thinks that the Patriots are a lesser team, the point
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  Speaker 2: spread has to factor in it. So the way that
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  Speaker 2: Vegas does it, they put the opening number out.
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  Speaker 1: If you've gambled at all, you know how this works.
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  Speaker 2: You put the opening number out and then the public
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  Speaker 2: is the one that sets the final lines. So depending
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  Speaker 2: on how much money comes in here, the money if
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  Speaker 2: it floods to one side, if everyone's betting on the
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  Speaker 2: Seattle Seahawks to win the Super Bowl, if that happens,
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  Speaker 2: the line will then adjust. Now you'd say early on
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  Speaker 2: that people were betting on Seattle the early money, which
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  Speaker 2: is off in the professional gamblers, because the line immediately
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  Speaker 2: moved from four to four and a half to five,
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  Speaker 2: which would tell you that there's a financial stake in
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  Speaker 2: Seattle coming in early on for the Super Bowl. Too
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  Speaker 2: much money does move the line. That's how it's always
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  Speaker 2: worked and that's how it always will work here. And
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  Speaker 2: it's not a prophecy, per se, it's not a prophecy.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's just crowd control. You're just worried about crowd control.
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  Speaker 2: The bookmakers are trying to be brave.
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  Speaker 1: No they're not. They're not. They don't really care whether
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  Speaker 1: they're brave.
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  Speaker 4: Or not.
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  Speaker 2: They're just trying to get balanced money on both sides.
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  Speaker 2: And if all the early cash is piling on the
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  Speaker 2: Seattle side of things, and it's just piling up and
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  Speaker 2: everyone's betting on Seattle there, then they jack the number.
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  Speaker 1: It's like surge pricing.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, you're riding a ride share, uber lyft
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  Speaker 2: or whatever, and they have the surge pricing and that's it.
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  Speaker 2: And so the action lopside of the sportsbook will lose money.
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  Speaker 2: They have a liability if the money's tipped to one side.
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  Speaker 2: If it's even in theory, they don't care if it's
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  Speaker 2: one side. That's like a root canal for the people
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  Speaker 2: that make the book because they're guaranteed profit. It's a business.
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  Speaker 2: You're guaranteed to make money. If the money's relatively even
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  Speaker 2: on both sides, you're gonna make some money on that.
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  Speaker 1: The early money.
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  Speaker 2: Is on Seattle typically that's the professional money's on Seattle.
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  Speaker 2: So good luck trusting Sam Donald. Good old Sam laying
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  Speaker 2: over a field goal in the biggest game of the
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  Speaker 2: world in his career anyway, so come on, and he's
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  Speaker 2: been getting by in the postseason. People don't like to
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  Speaker 2: talk about you can't handle the truth getting by Sam
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  Speaker 2: Donald with smoke bombs, mirrors and other devices to create
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  Speaker 2: deception didn't play all that well against the forty nine ers,
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  Speaker 2: did not have to. The forty nine ers pretty much
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  Speaker 2: gave up in that game. In this game, Sam Donald
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  Speaker 2: had good stats and all that, although miss lee because
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  Speaker 2: the game was decided by a muffed punt by the Rams,
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  Speaker 2: not because of some brilliant play by Sam Donald in
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  Speaker 2: this game. In fact, Matthew Stafford matched him throw for
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  Speaker 2: throw in this game. The one thing that was different
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  Speaker 2: was the muffed punt. That was the difference in the game.
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  Speaker 2: So hey, to cut this shorter. We don't need to
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  Speaker 2: keep going here. The spread sends mixed messages. It does
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  Speaker 2: because on one hand, the points spread screams we don't
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  Speaker 2: respect the Patriots. You know that's gonna become a talking
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  Speaker 2: point from Mike Vrabel and the Patriot We don't respect
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  Speaker 2: the Patriots. However, it also whispers, do you really want
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  Speaker 2: to hitch your wagon your wallet to Sam Darnald to
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  Speaker 2: make plays and not lose the game? Good luck on
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  Speaker 2: that right. Last thing, as for the big stage, it's
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  Speaker 2: a party in the bay.
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  Speaker 1: The question you've got the Patriots.
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  Speaker 2: Thousands of miles away. You've got Seattle not that far away.
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  Speaker 2: Who do you think will get more fans in the
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  Speaker 2: stadium in Santa Clara for Super Bowl sixty. So the
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  Speaker 2: early thought on this, if you look at where the
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  Speaker 2: arrow is pointing, the arrow is pointing at the robber baroncrowd.
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  Speaker 2: It's not about Seattle, it's not about New England. It's
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  Speaker 2: about the aristocrats, the hedge fund hyenas that are stepping in.
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  Speaker 2: That's who this is about. It's always about that. It's
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  Speaker 2: the one percenters. It's a playground and they can go
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  Speaker 2: in there and buy nosebleed seats, you know which, the
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  Speaker 2: nosebleed seats are going on the secondary market right now.
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  Speaker 2: They are going for over six thousand dollars for a
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  Speaker 2: single seat that's in the you can't even see the game.
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  Speaker 2: You might as well be in the goodyear blimp looking down.
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  Speaker 2: Sixty five hundred dollars is the cheapest get in price
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  Speaker 2: right now. And that's that's pocket change. If you're filthy
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  Speaker 2: rich and all that, and you' say, w well, I
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  Speaker 2: spend that much money to Valley Park my yacht.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, this is not your yacht. This is to
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  Speaker 1: go go there.
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  Speaker 2: And so it's more like a handsome note for the
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  Speaker 2: common person.
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  Speaker 1: I say, what are you? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: The regular slub, the regular slub, the guy who bleeds
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  Speaker 2: for his team. Yet again, as I'm saying this every
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  Speaker 2: year in the Super Bowl, we'll say this for eternity,
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  Speaker 2: priced out unless the only way you can go to
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  Speaker 2: the super Bowl for most people on a normal salary,
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  Speaker 2: if you can do cosplay and channel Chiefs of Hollock
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  Speaker 2: and go on a cross country crime spree robbing banks,
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: bank heist here, bank heist there, just so you can
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  Speaker 2: afford to go to the super Bowl. Why not not
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  Speaker 2: exactly a fan fest. It's a corporate playground for the
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  Speaker 2: blank blanks, the hedonist, wet dream to go hang out there.
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  Speaker 2: And you gotta have that private jet money. I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: we'll get the shot of some airport out near Santa
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  Speaker 2: Clair with nothing but private jets lined up as far
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  Speaker 2: as you can see, and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: They the smell.
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  Speaker 2: You can't smell the turf for sixty five hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 2: You can't, I'm telling you can't smell the turf. You're
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  Speaker 2: so far up, you're closer to the Pearly Gates than
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  Speaker 2: you are the goal line when you're sitting up there.
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  Speaker 2: And geographically why you say, well, Seattle's laughing if you're
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  Speaker 2: if you're a fan of the Seahawks, the Bay Area
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  Speaker 2: is right there, right, I know, it's technically as a
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  Speaker 2: state in between, right you get And people don't understand
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  Speaker 2: how big a gap there is between San Francisco and
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  Speaker 2: the end of California the Oregon border. It is a
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  Speaker 2: long ass drive, so there's a lot of they'd be
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  Speaker 2: like another state on the East coast. But getting through that,
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  Speaker 2: then you go through Oregon and then you get up
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  Speaker 2: through Washington and there you go.
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's it, so good luck on that. If you're
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  Speaker 2: a Patriot fan going to this game, you're a Globe trekker.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I have been told by my people that there are
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  Speaker 2: a lot of ex pats, appropriately enough, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: people from Boston, New England states that live in the
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Bay Area, transplants and whatnot that are living there, living there,
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  Speaker 2: tech bro dream in northern California. They fled the Commonwealth
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  Speaker 2: for the riches of the social media world.
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  Speaker 1: So for those people, it's fine. You know, the usual
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  Speaker 1: celebrities will be there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm imagining Cardi b will be there, and Ben Affleck
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  Speaker 2: and Matt Damon and all those guys will be hanging out.
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  Speaker 1: And who's the biggest Seattle fan. I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: that would be. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's somebody famous. It's a huge Seahawk fan
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  Speaker 2: that I'm forgetting here.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, that's the setup there.
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  Speaker 2: Seattle gets the hometown edge because of location geography. I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't put it past the Patriot fans, though they were
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  Speaker 2: so bad for a coupan. It's only been a couple
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  Speaker 2: of years though, It's like in the big picture, it
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• 18:00
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• 18:05
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• 18:09
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  Speaker 2: Wrights since says the picture it's still being in Denver
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: hurts their title chances. No way the wagons can get
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: back to Boston. And the blizzard, Yeah, lose some good
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: soldiers from the weather conditions amazing. People don't realize that
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Late Night joked this. So these teams travel by stagecoach.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: They have they have horses in stage coaches, and that's
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: how they get from city city, not luxury jets, not
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: five star accommodations, police escorts.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no no. So It's interesting though,
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: because this could be I mean, I don't know. I
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: guess the extra years away. But somebody pointed out on
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: social media this could be one of the last you know,
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: snow Globe games in Denver building a dome. Well, so
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: they're building, and this is this is news to me.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I did not know this.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: I did know that they're building a new stadium, right. Yes,
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: it is going to have a retractable roof. And they
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: said that they're going to keep the roof open during
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Broncos games because to allow the elements, because football fans
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: like that. What I did not realize was that the
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: NFL team controls whether or not the roof is open
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: only during the regular season, and then the NFL decides
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: what the roof is open during the playoffs.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: What is that, Well, say, do the same thing in
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: the World Series in baseball. They take that over basketball
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: with the NBA Finals. It's they want to have control.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: That's the diamond event.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: Coop.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: It does suck though, we're losing so many of these stadiums,
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: these outdoor venues. The Browns want to build a dome.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: The Bears are going to build a dome that you know,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: all that snow in Chicago for the Rams Bears game.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: That's gonna go away. I didn't know the Broncos were
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: going to have a roof on their stadium.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: I get that they want to be able to host
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: a Super Bowl, and that's the whole reason that they're.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Well, it is also from a fan perspective, Coop, it's
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: much more enjoyable to sit for four hours in a
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: dome than it is to sit outside in the snow.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: For four hours.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Right, If you're a customer paying a lot of money,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: wouldn't you rather be sitting in a climate controlled venue
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: than having a snow.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: If I was a season ticket holder and I experienced
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: it all the time, I would probably agree with that.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: But you fly in Coop once in a while, you
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: fly in right, Yeah, I know you want to enjoy
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: a snow game exactly.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Well, the patrons have no plans to build a dome,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: and the Bills they're not gonna their new stadium mopments
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: up next year.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: There's not gonna be a dome, whereas Pittsburgh, Philadelphia no dome.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: New York no dome. So there's still.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Gonna be some outdoor games. But we're losing a few.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: We're losing a few, that's for sure. Let's go to
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: the phones and we'll say hello to Marcel in Brooklyn. Hello, Marcel, welcome,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: My goodness there, Ben.
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: It is definitely pill snowing here in Brooklyn. And boy,
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: old boy.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yet how many inches of snow? Marcell? Give me the
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: updated forecast right there?
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: Six inches? Six inches of looks.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: More like seven to me. I didn't know you were
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: worried about the size.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Marsa. Sounds like a drop right there.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna shut my mouth, all right, we'll all
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: be quiet here. Why not?
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Hey?
• 22:52
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• 22:55
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• 23:01
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• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Did you know that, Marcel?
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: DraftKings dot Com use the cold malur in a name.
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: I don't gamble.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: For the jail.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: No, you're not going, we're doing We're doing a spot
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: for Draftings. That's not helpful, Marcel. You just you just
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: interrupted a spy. You're not going to jail right now.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Use the promo code Mallard to claim your special offer
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: at DraftKings again. That's promo code Mallard. Do you know
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: how to spell malar Marcel.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: M A double l e R.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Look at this guy. What a machine at DraftKings.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: The crown is yours. Thank you, Marcel. It's first time
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: ever in the history of draftings. First time ever in
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: the middle of draftings commercial someone has said, I don't gamble,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I'll go to jail. That's never happened in the history
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: of DraftKings. Marcel's the first person to do it. Congratulations Marcel,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: tomasoff very much.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, and of.
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: Course all of you because of you, all voted from
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: me except forty like the idiot Con. He'll join me
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: in just a bit. No, Yeah, that's right, Mike, the
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: idiot con one of the worst, I would say. The
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: rival between the Seahawks and the Patriots taking place in February.
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: That's next month in the Super Bowl in the West.
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: Make sure you vote for me and keep away for
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: those four New England villains in set.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Who do you the only one who do you despise
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: the most? Is it Mike the LEPrecon Mike in New Hampshire,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Blind Scott?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Who bothers you the most?
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: Oh? Get ready for this? Representing Boston, home of the Patriots, Celtics,
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: Fox and ruins the idiot con.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Oh really the.
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: Idiot?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: All right, Mike, Mike the Leprig. You've annoyed Marcel so
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: much you're at the very top of his hate list.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: I'm I am very flattered. I bet if you put
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: me in an octagon with Marcel, I would beat his ass,
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: be talking.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: About yeah we are.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: We already put you in the octagon, dude, and you
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: embarrassed yourself disgustingly.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: Come on, Denver, that was not Jeal.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: It was Mike the Leprechaun from the Boston suburbs.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Loser. I was doing a good job acting and loser.
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: Oh yes it is there.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: Oh yes, how dare you?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Marcel? Marcel compared Coup to Mike the shocking.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: Idiot con.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Mike Mike de lepret Are you going to try to
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: get to the Super Bowl? Mike the Leprecaun? You're gonna
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: make your way out to northern California?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: I could, I could afford it, Yet that wasn't the question.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: You gotta go. You don't need to brag that you
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: have money. There's nothing.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: I have kids.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: You irritate mysel, all right, No, don't.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Marcel, Marcel, get a life.
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: Marshall I'm representing the Seahawks as a matter of fact,
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: and I'm going to defeat you there, you idiot.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Con Yeah, Marcel, you tell him, Yeah, Marcel is a
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: longtime Sea Owks ambassadors.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: That wreck Marceill.
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: Absolutely, I'm the sports ambassador all in my life. I'm
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: representing New York sports teams. I'm representing Seattle Seas.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: The first time Marcell, the first time Marcell ever called me,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: he wanted to talk about Russell Wilson and the Seahawks.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: I thought, what are you doing, You're you're in Brooklyn,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: what do you care about Russell Wilson in the Seas
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: And then he informed me that he was a brand
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: ambassador for the Seattle Seahawks.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: And I had no idea not So that's for the
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: new Seattle Seahawks. They're representing both cities of New York
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: and Seattle. My guys, here we go again, Here we go.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: So, Marcel, were are the giants? Square are the dreads?
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Now you're pitching your tent with Seattle just because they're
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: against the Patriots. Come on, give me a break. I
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: put down a ten dollars gentlemen's.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: Bag with you.
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: But he's not even giving you to ten dollars that
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: you can't do it, because who do you think you are?
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: I'm like the lepicaons.
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: No you're not.
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: Don't find to me.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: Don't you dare lie to me on the radio?
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: You now from now you're going down on Officers Weekend.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: You're going down. Your dynasty coming to a fast end.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, I gotta I gotta hang up on
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: so I thank you, Mike. The epicn I was a
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: tremendous riveting. All right, Well, let's see somebody else wants
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: to talk to you, Marsa. Everyone loves you, marcell Let's
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: say hello, Scott is on in Boston. Hello, blind Scott.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Let me tell you something about Seattle. They have the
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: worst frands ever, like Ed Washington. That guy's a bomb.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: You don't call the show anymore. Christine Washington, she married
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: a Washington, she's bomb.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know who those people aren't known that Tom
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: oh Ed, No, you're talking about Ed and oh for
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: these are Spokane though, that's all the Ed is in Spokane.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: But that that's not that's far away from you.
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: I seen to landscape company, you fool right on. I
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: was practiced. Who picked up. I was practicing that when
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: he picked up. Dude, Seattle is such an irrelevant franchise
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: because it's something in the middle of nowhere. They don't
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: have real fans, they don't draw the attraction. And one
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: thing about these domes is are phasing out every outdoor
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: stadium because they love to build these suites around them,
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: you know, the stadium. So there's gonna be no more
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: advantage of playing in the outdoors. And if I've already
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: done this talk on the radio, you know I'm a myself.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: I'm a professional broadcaster, so myself. You might be around
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: New York City today and you might see Mayam and
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: Donnie And he said, if you see him, you can
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: run his face and yellow snow and throw snowballs.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: No, that's not true. That's marcellas not a break. Yeah,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: be a break, you know.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: What, Take this opportunity. Listeners, if you see much the
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: idiot con and put up?
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: Don't you about that guy?
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: Got up?
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: Hey, let me tell you something about marself.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: One thing about.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Marcel's fired up. Scott, I don't know got into Marcell.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: He's fired.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: Grandma was making him fake goods all weekend. Dude, Hey,
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: let's think about the people from Brooklyn is the people
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: are genderless, They're all the names sound the same, alright, Mars.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Is that inappropriate? Marcel? Is that not right?
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: Definitely?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, I gotta go, Marcel. I think
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: you had last night for dinner? You had oodles and noodles, Lorena.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Gosh ah, maybe maybe chicken.
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: Strips, not a mcfatch.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I think you had pizza, not a mcpatch.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: And Ben yeah on your face. Yeah, another win on
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: the all time wins. King at the Marcel what did
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: he need game?
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: I'm not convinced he's not sending you photos of his
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: food every day.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: There's a cosmic connection that me and Marcel have. There's
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: just something about that. Well, speaking of cosmic convention or
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: cosmic connections, how about Tom Brady getting called out for
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: his public spongebath that he gave to the Seattle Seahawks
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: offensive coordinator. If you're watching the game, Tom Brady laid
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: it on him thick. At one point, he said, of
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Clint Kubiak, who's going to be the next head coach
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: of the Raiders, barring some kind of unforeseen calamity, he's
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: been essentially if the Raiders haven't hired anyone.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: He's the guy they want. They're just waiting for this
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: all to end.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Tom Brady at one point's aid a very brave call,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: or would I say a courageous call from Clint Kubiak
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: as my god, Tom, come on, get a room, Tom.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: You know it kills me every time I see Tom
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: do the pizza commercial. He's never eaten. I don't think
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: he's ever eaten pizza. It's fascinating to me that he
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: sells the pizza, but he doesn't eat it, like he's
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: done rants about like that type of food, like he
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: doesn't eat I don't.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I'll eat pizza. I don't interesting to endorse something you
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: don't actually enjoy. It's odd, very odd to me. He
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: does it like dude wipes. You wouldn't say it unless
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: you don't want that clean boutet. Listen.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I love the dude wipes, and you know what, Lauren,
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I feel like more of a dude I do. I
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: feel more of a dude. And everyone loves dudes like
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: women love dudes more. Dudes love dudes more. Everyone loves dudes.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I feel like more of a dude when I use
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: the dude wipes.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I want dude wipes in our bathrooms. I think they
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: should be in the bathrooms right here we have that.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: We have a really.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Bad toilet paper here right The toilet papers are worst.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: It cuts you, this commy is. I wonder how they
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: make the toilet paper. The thinning process of the toileteo
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: starts with sandpaper and then it's wild.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: They just down it's wild. It is crazy.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: So I mentioned that Tom Brady sponge bath thing. Now,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: how about Steffon Diggs. Steffon Diggs who did a he
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: took a bow after the Patriots win over Denver and
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: he did this whole rant about they were calling me
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: washed up, Steffan Diggs said, which would have been fine
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: if Diggs hadn't gone out and had seventeen.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yards in the AFC Championship game.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: You didn't exactly look like you weren't washed up against
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: the Broncos.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, Stefan Diggs, you didn't exactly look like
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: you weren't washed up. It was quite the quite the mess.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Not a great performance. We have five catches seventeen yards
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: in the snow, the winter wonderland, and we had DeVante
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Adams crying for the Rams after the game. He's seen
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: crying in the locker room after they lose or he
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: loses another conference championship game. Devanta Adams played in Green
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Bay and was in some conference championship games.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: And all that, and has all these awards. He's now
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: been in five.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Conference championship games and his team is zero to five.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: The common denominator is Davante Adams. Always a good player,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: good player. Some point that will end, either that or
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: he'll retire.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Chess wrights and says, seriously, do you think having callers
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: yelling at each other is good radio? Blind Scott, do
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: you think it's good radio? This guy, Chess does not
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: think it's good radio to have callers screaming at each other.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: He's upset that that happened.
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: Blind, you're talking to me, So I think it's good
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: to have these people yet each other because me and
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: mysell are stuck inside all day. I haven't talked to
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: anybody all weekend. It's about three feet of snow outside.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: When I walked into the store, I said, would you
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: mind get me a ginger roll? And the lady went ah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: So whoever said that email can shut their mouths? They're
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: a privileged person who probably driving a Ford Bronco to
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: work right now, making one hundred and twenty thousand a year.
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: They took their time out to send that message. You
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: try to put people with developmental disabilities down.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Shame on that, all right, that's chess. You're upset with chess.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Alf the Alien Opiner writes in he says that the
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  Speaker 2: current state of the Alphmobile fourteen inches of snow to
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  Speaker 2: dig out and four to six more inches of snow
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  Speaker 2: anticipated later today. And he did show me the photo
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  Speaker 2: with a ruler being shoved into the snow there out
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  Speaker 2: near Springfield, mass the home of the pro bouncy Ball well,
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  Speaker 2: What Scott said is factually true. Aside from the yellow
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  Speaker 2: snow there you go, I didn't see that. It is
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  Speaker 1: If you'd like to play the feud.
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  Speaker 3: It's time for another Mallard game show. You're so gone.
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  Speaker 3: We surveyed one hundred people name sports teams associated with losing,
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  Speaker 3: darned other curs.
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  Speaker 1: I believe the answer is to Clippers.
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  Speaker 3: That is the top answer forty points. It's malord militia feute.
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  Speaker 2: Come on now, let's play in the feud right now,
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  Speaker 2: and we welcome in our contestants.
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  Speaker 5: We have.
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  Speaker 2: Super John in Portland, who's gonna play. Hello, Super John.
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  Speaker 6: All right, thank you, mister Malix.
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  Speaker 1: Now what is super about you? John?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: The production never stopped.
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  Speaker 2: Guys a machine. This guy's a machine, Super John. He
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  Speaker 2: is all right, cyborg. Hold on, John, You're gonna play
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  Speaker 2: our game and you will be going against one of
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  Speaker 2: our favorites where they're not bailing out of snow, digging
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  Speaker 2: out of snow.
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  Speaker 1: Coach Russell in Florida. Hello, Coach Russell, the more.
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  Speaker 4: Than yes, there's a love seventy two degrees during this
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  Speaker 4: morning already.
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  Speaker 2: Chamber of commerce kind of morning there, and the sunshine
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  Speaker 2: stayed very nice. There no snowplows needed. All right, let's
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  Speaker 2: play the game here. We'll put both of you guys
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  Speaker 2: on the air, and.
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  Speaker 1: We have Coach Russell, and we have.
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  Speaker 2: The super John are ones the twos here Lorraina and Cooper.
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  Speaker 1: I like number one, number one.
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  Speaker 2: All right, gentlemen, I don't know how old you guys are,
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  Speaker 2: but I assume you're getting closer or.
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  Speaker 1: Are at middle age or beyond. So here we go.
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  Speaker 2: One hundred people surveyed the top one, two, three, four,
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  Speaker 2: five answers on the board. Name something a middle aged
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  Speaker 2: person might say they're too old for.
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  Speaker 1: Coach was in first coach.
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  Speaker 6: Playing basketball?
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  Speaker 1: For playing basketball? Is that running exercise? High impact? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I count that.
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  Speaker 2: The rain accounted that. Okay, didn't say basketball, but you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna count that. All right, Coach, you go again here
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  Speaker 2: Name something a middle aged person might say they're too
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  Speaker 2: old for. There are four answers left on the board
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  Speaker 2: going up.
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  Speaker 7: On the roof.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean cool, what do you think
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  Speaker 1: the last I didn't I didn't hear the answer.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. He's a golf his slang you know,
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah, you know. Now. All right, that's a super
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  Speaker 2: very funny, coach, super John. Name something a middle aged
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  Speaker 2: person might say they're too old for. We started with
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  Speaker 2: five answers. There's four answers left on the board.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say, going up.
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  Speaker 2: On the roof, going on the roof. Okay, no, that
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  Speaker 2: is that was incorrect. Let's see you're back to you,
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  Speaker 2: Coach Russell. Name something a middle aged person might say
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  Speaker 2: they're too old for. Think about it, think about you
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  Speaker 2: and older you can't do certain things.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with dating again.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll put that on there. Like well, dating apps
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  Speaker 2: was on here. That counts, right, dating apps?
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  Speaker 1: Dating definitely.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we get to a certain age you want to go
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  Speaker 2: on a dating app? Come on, man, that's too much
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  Speaker 2: drama for sure. All right, there's three answers left, Coach Russell,
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  Speaker 2: you get to go again on the mallard militia.
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  Speaker 6: Feud, working construction.
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  Speaker 2: Working construction, very specific. That is incorrect. All right, super John,
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  Speaker 2: your computer like mind here? Name something in middle aged
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  Speaker 2: person might say they're too all four we have running marathons,
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  Speaker 2: high impact exercise, dating apps also or dating in general.
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  Speaker 1: Three answers left.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Thinking too much thinking? Is that on?
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  Speaker 3: There?
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  Speaker 7: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: You can't think anymore when you get to a certain drink.
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  Speaker 2: Oh drinking, Oh yeah that was on the absolutely drinking,
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  Speaker 2: he said, thinking this didn't sell like thinking, yeah it did,
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  Speaker 2: it did, all right, drinking, Yeah, hangovers is on there,
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  Speaker 2: yeah for sure. All right, there's two answers left. Two
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  Speaker 2: answers left, and you get to go again, super John.
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  Speaker 6: Quickly, I'm gonna say, uh over gambling.
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  Speaker 2: Gambling, No last chance for you, Coach Russell.
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  Speaker 6: This is, of course, not me, but six.
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  Speaker 1: No, not the.
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  Speaker 2: Other the other Native boys partying and learning new tech,
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  Speaker 2: learning new tech.
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  Speaker 1: All right, good job, guys, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: All right,