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Season One, Episode 6: Doomkirk Part 2: Lights Out · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

• 0:01
  Greetings coming. Welcome to Flail to the Face.
• 0:04
  My name is Cannibal Chris and I'm going to be our GM again as
• 0:07
  we continue to play Doomkirk. This is Doomkirk Part 2.
• 0:12
  Oh yeah, yeah. Hello.
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  I am Levi. I play lefty.
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  That's right. You guys don't remember?
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  Your name? I'm Thomas.
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  I play. We met.
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  Except him. He remembers his name yet.
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  I'm Kevin and I play Kevin. Let me check my notes.
• 0:29
  Oh yeah, Kevin. He plays himself.
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  I'm Jake. I play Saint Rick.
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  Yeah, I thought to explain. I'm Nate and I play Mayor
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  Cedric. For sure, mayonnaise.
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  Let's scream and cream. Is that where we're putting the
• 0:52
  intro music? Yeah,
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  so last we left you guys, things were getting weird.
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  You were in a dining hall in Dunkirk.
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  You were joined. You forgot your names.
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  That's a thing. But you remember your new ones,
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  so maybe I shouldn't even mentioned it at all.
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  And why did we forget our names? Because.
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  I don't know what you're talking about.
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  A second omen was triggered. Some stuff happened.
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  Things were sad. People got better.
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  It's OK, just forget the other. Just.
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  Move on. Yeah, it was a week ago.
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  We actually do start the top of this episode with shoe Misery is
• 1:52
  already active. So you guys are in this dining
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  hall, the five of you plus the gold skeleton and also three
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  other skeletons that St. Rick lost two in a game of cards
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  and they found that as a sign of friendship.
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  Hard to say, but either way, after that some figure from a
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  balcony above threw down these three monstrosities.
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  Vomitian Lumpy dead, probably dead undead 2 headed basilisk
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  spawn. Wonderful.
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  Specifically basilisks. Undead begotten Yum right.
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  There are three of them. I remember the hiss that you
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  they said some things about infections so we're going to
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  kick it off then with first the companion for this episode is
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  going to be a class that we the Nate has created specifically.
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  Yeah because of this this situation that his character was
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  in is currently in being a ghost and a skeleton.
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  I didn't make them longer, make sense for him to be the one he
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  was and it's cool idea. So explain it.
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  Okay. Yeah, I I spent a little while
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  messing around with the idea of obviously a a Specter skeleton
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  creature, so I've just been calling it a bone Specter.
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  I don't know. That's probably what we'll go
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  with. But overall, fuck off.
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  Overall, I'm not going to be changing too much.
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  I I'm going to like keep all my ability scores and my my HP and
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  stuff like that. I could reroll all that, but
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  fucking why? What I'm going to do though is
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  I'm I I put together a list of D4 abilities that when you
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  create the character you roll for, and I figure that that is
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  probably the most realistic thing to change.
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  If I'm going to because I had Incorporeal as an ability
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  before, I have something very similar to that on the list
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  because I like to keep everything very like associated
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  to what we were doing. There's a couple other cool
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  ones, so I guess we'll see which one it is.
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  And if you want to see the rest of them, then go check out the
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  companion content Old standard dot H dot I/O, so.
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  I'm going to roll a D4 for this and we'll see how she goes.
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  OK, that's a #2, which I believe, if I remember this
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  goes. If I remember correctly, three
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  is an X. Yeah, yeah.
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  This one is I'm just bones. You can possess skeletons,
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  splitting the damage you take between you and its 6HP.
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  After armor, you're bound with its form for as long as it takes
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  you to complete 10 rounds of combat, or it is otherwise
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  destroyed. If it is not destroyed by the
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  end of 10 rounds, you shunted out from the skeleton a portion
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  of your soul and printed on it, believing you to be an impostor
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  that must be killed, turning on you with its full 6HP in a D4
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  bonus claw attack. So a minute.
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  Yeah, so a minute, but like a minute in actual combat rounds.
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  Like so if combat takes 3 rounds or whatever, I'm still a
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  skeleton until we hit combat again, where it's another yeah,
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  like a full minute of combat, specifically combat.
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  Oh, OK, And then you leave a diseased mark.
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  If it's not destroyed, then it thinks that it is me and tries
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  to kill me as an impostor. Oh, that's pretty good.
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  Yeah, I wanted everything to be kind of double edged sword.
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  I like the idea of abilities being.
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  Cool, but also kind of shitty sometimes, yeah?
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  Yeah. Right.
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  A zebra's hoof. Yeah, that, yeah, that for sure
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  probably makes sense actually. So yeah, there's a couple more
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  on there. And if you want to go check them
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  out, then it will be up on our age page.
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  Yes, yes. So somebody give me a reaction,
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  roll 2D6. Don't anybody fucking jump.
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  I probably shouldn't have said reaction roll.
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  That's what we're doing altogether.
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  I should've just like give me two D6.
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  But. 5. These things are pissed.
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  They're hissing at you. They're kind of approaching the
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  God. Nine of you, Yeah, I think,
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  yeah. Five players, one NPC, then
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  three more joined these three skeletons.
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  A. Cluster Matt checks out.
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  That's a lot of people. You know, first you know, first
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  creepy snake creatures. They got some well manicured
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  talents. I think that you just have a
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  problem. I'm just saying.
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  You're a terrible sick man. They have.
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  Their legs aren't even like which, which is strange that you
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  say that because they are deformed like some are hooves,
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  some of them look like. They suck Anything that's fair.
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  I'm not into bestiality, but I'm just saying those are some nice
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  hooves. I don't believe you now, Jesus.
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  No. Are they babies?
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  Cuz I will kill them, but you say that you're.
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  Just gonna say something. They are.
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  Yes, they are. They look like they essentially
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  look like infant nasalisks. We're gonna kill the onions too.
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  Yeah, but they are. They are the children.
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  They look angry and they look just wrong.
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  They're undead too. So that's let that be a thing,
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  cuz you know it's not so bad then.
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  Look at this guy. Kill one baby.
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  Literally. Their names are the best of this
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  Undead be God. Wow.
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  Well, we have to roll initiative then I'd assume, I would assume
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  So yes, cuz at this point they are approaching you guys.
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  You're specialty. I'll do it.
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  Giving you a kind of an opportunity to make a reaction,
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  Kevin. You're special or OK, There are
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  two of them, or there are three of them.
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  Excuse me? It's even worse.
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  And so you guys first, what do you guys do?
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  This room again is filled with discarded broken tables and
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  chairs, and it's just packed with them.
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  Except for, of course, the nice table that you were playing
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  cards with on your play card. Was there tar in this room?
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  Not in this room, No. That was the the room prior to
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  this one with the statue in it. Yep.
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  OK. Oh my God, I'm so nervous.
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  What do you guys plan on doing? One of the skeletons points to
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  himself. You see on his backpack, right?
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  Because they're carrying like big old sacks of stuff, and you
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  see that their names are like, printed on them, Sprayed,
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  probably. Who knows?
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  One says yen, one says Allo, and the other one says Crunch biter
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  nail flipper. That's a weird one, yeah.
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  Yen, your name is Sisk Basket. Oh, yen, that's good.
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  Oh, right. Yeah, I thought, I want to.
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  I'm out. That's going to knock down with
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  that help. Help.
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  Tell us what to do. We need those dead, those dead.
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  That's it. That's it for now.
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  For now. And I'm gonna go and try to dead
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  them, OK? But they're already dead.
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  Already did. Saw the rest of us fucking What
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  does it matter now? Matter now.
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  I'm not dead. I'm not dead existential.
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  You will. I'm not dead.
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  Odd. I got my semi incorporeal
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  hammer. Semi incorporeal just running up
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  to one of these. There are three of them.
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  We can call them left, middle and right.
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  Yeah, I'm gonna go for left for no apparent reason, all right?
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  I didn't even think of that. All right?
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  That's a 13 to touch, 13 to touch hits.
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  Oh baby, I don't do much damage anyway, so succeeds.
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  That's three touches, 3 touches minus D2.
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  Fuck, I knew it. -2 for one. We're doing great.
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  One damage. Yeah.
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  OK, everybody, you have this hammer.
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  Yeah, Equi portal. Hammer my my ball.
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  Peen Hammer. Look there.
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  Hit him. Run.
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  Yeah, yeah. Smack him in the eye.
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  See the eye explode from the impact.
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  Who's next? I'm gonna.
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  I'm gonna swing on the middle Judster.
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  Middle Judster. Some soft middle touches.
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  Did we go with I get a Dr. increase of two for one handy,
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  my vulge. Yes.
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  OK, Yep. Yep.
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  So 14 is what you're aiming for. The.
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  Fucking cruise mate. You got your shield on your back
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  then? No, I was one handing it and
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  that. Oh, right.
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  Did not matter. You just told me that.
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  That's not real. Yeah, that's an eighth on the
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  dice. OK, OK, so you and I'm taking a
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  page out of literally out of. I just got prayers and thoughts
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  in the mail or thoughts and prayers about got it backwards
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  in the mail today. And I read the article about
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  misses was regarding the misses, right?
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  About how misses aren't necessarily whiffs.
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  Their potential complications, they're always escalate, though,
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  right? I'm just like thinking about
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  that. And we'll see how that goes.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  So you're holding this bulge also, I'm pronouncing it.
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  And the sealed and you go charging in and you overlunge
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  and you end up on your face on the ground next to this thing
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  and it's right right above you. One of the heads cases down.
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  On the street, that's the pavement.
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  Yeah, very much so. Who else is?
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  Who else wants to the thing? I will attack the baby on the
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  right, OK. You.
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  Didn't have to say it like that. No, he did.
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  At this point I have that that sword that Levi and I swapped
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  for for that Med Kick, so I'm gonna use that.
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  That is a tan. So that's gonna be a miss.
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  Oh, it's not. Actually, I was wrong.
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  It says slow and easy to hit your tax or Dr. 10.
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  OK, so it didn't change anything that previously happened, but.
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  I got a nine on the die and plus one, so that's going to be a 10.
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  I wonder if that will be a hit. Yes, it will.
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  D6 to 1 So I that's Don't even roll them.
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  Yep. So you were you slashing at this
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  thing or you stabbing at this thing?
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  I'm slashing, OK, you slash and it's it's.
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  Scales are surprisingly thick and you nick the nick the blade
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  a little, but it doesn't. You're a tough baby.
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  Tough baby. Leathery.
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  Weiman is going to bring up his crossbow and try to shoot over
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  Kevin's shoulder. OK, right.
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  To the, to the one on the right then.
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  Yeah, and that will be a 14. That definitely is for damage
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  minus D2. D2 So -2 so two damage, two
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  damage. OK, wonderful.
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  Arrow sinks into its test. It's kind of exposed, you know?
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  I imagine, like the shot going off right over Kevin's shoulder
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  and after it goes by, I'll be like Doc, Doc, like too late
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  things are. Warnings.
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  Warnings. That's excellent.
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  The other three skeletons, then? I'll let you guys kind of give
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  them direction. They swarm.
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  I got to imagine. Or do you want to swarm?
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  Middle They swarm righty. Which one?
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  Which one they swarm? Swarm Middle.
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  Middle with me. Yeah, how they swarm middle.
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  I'm on the floor. So you are on the floor.
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  Yeah, that's a great point. They got your back, I guess so
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  all three of them. Skeletons stick together.
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  Just give me 3 individual roles from anybody, no matter who who
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  was the catch roles as they're all carrying short swords.
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  Three row 116 OK that were. Me and eight for the last one
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  was the other one. I got.
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  Kevin's done. I got Jakes.
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  Oh, dice 6. OK, Yep.
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  So one of them does some damage. Give me a D 4 -, d two.
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  All right, this. Is.
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  It's a 3 -, 1. So it's two points.
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  Okay. Yeah, they swarmed this thing
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  and they're slashed at it. You see a little spray of blood
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  from one of the blades, but the other two seem to not be making
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  much headway. Cool dot exists.
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  I gotta imagine he's just hanging out on your back like a
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  Cape. What do you wanna do?
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  Get in there and. Get in there.
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  It's meter. Whatever your gold skeleton body
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  does, God, no. You protect my back at least.
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  My back at least. All right.
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  OK, I'm. I'm going to draw my sword and
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  swipe down on the right one. OK, I forgot about you.
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  Yeah. I'm in this road tone.
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  In this road. Puff, puff, pass, bitch.
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  All right, so give me your give me your DR10 Strength 01, a one
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  on the dice. I want to use an omen.
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  How many do you have? You don't know 22.
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  OK, so you have one. OK, So yeah, go ahead.
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  You're just rolling it. 12 That's the idea that that
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  succeeds. So the disrespect, give me your
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  damage minus D2. You just got a short sword,
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  right? Correct.
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  That's D4I. Think.
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  Yep, it's got damage. Is that a D6?
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  It's a D6, ever it done. OK.
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  For damage total, more damage total to the righty.
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  For damage total. Lefty is the hero.
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  You managed to, yeah, cut a pretty good slice off.
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  You know what you're doing when it comes to cutting animals.
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  More so with people, I guess. I was just going to.
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  Say why I'm a butcher by trade, Yeah, See, he definitely knows
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  what he's doing. Cutting.
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  Certainly hope so. This is a tendons.
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  Trying to get that good back strap and so much that you
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  several, several, one of the heads of this thing he's got
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  two. We've got 2 heads on, pretty
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  long necks, you know, Hydra style, and you completely cut
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  one of them off and as you do. Is this a hydro situation?
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  This this headless neck starts spraying vials out of it and
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  take Deep deep. I want to duck and roll, use my
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  movement, get it out of there, take D4 plus one damage lefty
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  and Kevin. Do we take it agility test?
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  Can I try to move out of the way D4 damage?
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  I feel like, I feel like Kevin can because of the fact that is
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  there with it, but you're the one actively doing.
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  I got a lot of for both of you. Yeah that that sounds fine
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  because it does feel like in reaction type of situation.
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  So yeah, we'll call it a, we'll call it a DR12.
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  Just normal DR12, you failed anyway.
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  Less worth a try. I got a 10 both of you then D 4
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  + 1 damage. Damn it.
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  Oh no. That's.
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  That's three damage. That's four damage for me.
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  Ouch. What are you guys looking at
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  now? I am at one hit.
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  Four hit points. Oh God.
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  Don't worry buddy, don't get you your souls, your souls.
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  Thanks. The problem now is it's their
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  turn. So the one on the left hanging
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  out with me, Mayor. Yep, he both heads attack you.
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  Watch out for that blood. So give me two to DR12 agility
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  test. Yep, Yep.
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  OK, I'll just making sure that that they also wasn't DR10 but
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  it's the attacks. 17 Oh my God, Natural one.
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  I'm rerolling that for sure. How many opens do you have?
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  I actually, that's a roll now then.
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  That was the thing that I you guys have.
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  Nobody owns it a D. 4 It's a D3 and I That's what it's cool.
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  So I have one, so I'm using that one.
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  OK Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, definitely worth it 21.
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  OK, so that's the. That's my one.
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  Yeah. Both of these heads start at you
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  and just Juke them. Both of them.
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  Oh, God, it's not a with. It's a Juke.
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  Yeah. OK.
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  Sorry. I really appreciate everyone's
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  help over here. Yeah, you're.
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  Doing a big up job. You're already the middle one,
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  which has just Jake and the skeletons around one head.
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  OK, give me a give me two D fours, anybody?
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  Jake specifically, he's the only one affected.
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  Eat that dog bow. SO1OK and the four.
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  OK, so give me an agility test for you, don't get excited.
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  And an agility test for the one of the skeletons.
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  Oh, thank God 19 for me. OK, wonderful.
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  And the two. Oh, this is the skeleton.
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  Yeah. OK, so the.
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  It's OK, right? Yeah, probably you you get up
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  off the ground, as this head was, which was starting for your
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  position on the ground. It hits the actual ground itself
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  and instead of you fortunately, but the other head you notice
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  is. As you get up you see that the
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  other head is has babbed with skull.
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  Hey, watch your buddy. They completely grabbed the
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  skull of one of the skeletons and just whipped it across the.
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  Room. Oh, he gone.
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  The bones clattered in the ground.
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  Yeah, he just disconnected them. The other one on the right then
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  has Lefty and Kevin and only has one head.
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  That head is going for Lefty for that cutting off of its head.
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  Other head so gives me. Just swatting a bunch of Dicks.
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  I didn't get that from that at all.
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  Agility Test VR12 Lefty. That's a 12A12O Wonderful.
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  You gotta be quicker than that, Quicker than as you dog try to
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  get this as you dodge out of them.
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  That's all three of them. That's initiative.
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  I'll do it. Do it.
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  It's them. It's them again, right?
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  And you? Miserable fuck.
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  We'll go left to right again. Nate, this Bulls heads.
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  Yeah, come swooping back around. You can get you.
• 18:31
  That's a no and a yes. A no and a yes.
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  OK, so you they kind of come back around to give almost
• 18:37
  reverse of that same formation that we did.
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  You're not quick enough to dodge one of them though, which seems
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  to be faster than the other one. The other one you dodge out of
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  the way, but the other one clamps on to you.
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  Give me a D6O, boy. Oh, that's. 66 damage minus.
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  Yeah, well, I'm not. I don't have any omens, but I do
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  have natural armor. OK, perfect.
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  Which is also two. So not also 6 -, 2, then yeah,
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  yeah. So 4 damage.
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  We're all gonna die here. Maybe.
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  It depends what you guys do. What do you know?
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  9 on the left, proper thought. I'm pretty good.
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  OK then, middle with Jake and the two skeletons.
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  Now give me two D threes. Jake.
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  Just roll me a D6 and translate them.
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  That's a three three. Yep, and A2.
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  OK, so as you get up that same head that the dodge of the
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  ground comes shooting up at you and another that other head
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  that's through the skeleton or through the skull rather goes
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  for another one doing the exact same thing to another one.
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  And so give me again the agility test for you.
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  And for the skeleton year 12, you roll the 12 on the dice,
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  it's like I. Think you have like a -1 to
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  agility. 000 good. Goodness.
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  Great. Fuck.
• 19:49
  Fuck. Is that it?
• 19:50
  Wait, do I have my Lamellar armor?
• 19:52
  Did we say that I had that because we were in prison?
• 19:55
  I think I only got to keep the bold.
• 19:57
  I think you only yeah you don't have the armor your.
• 19:59
  Then I succeed. OK, that would have.
• 20:01
  That would have. OK, very good.
• 20:02
  And then we'll put the skeleton as well.
• 20:04
  Oh fuck. Yep, I.
• 20:05
  Didn't even get their neck. Oh, he's alive for him.
• 20:08
  Nice. You see the skeleton swat at the
• 20:09
  head with his. I guess he's a shield too.
• 20:13
  And yeah, he swats at the head with the shield as you probably
• 20:16
  do a similar thing. You guys probably do that in
• 20:18
  tandem too, which looks super cool.
• 20:21
  Then the one on the right with Lefty and Kevin Lefty.
• 20:23
  This one is still you know what can you D2 left to your number.
• 20:28
  Come on, what the fuck? Roll it like a human.
• 20:31
  It's a 2, Kevin. This head double s back around
• 20:36
  after you. Oh boy, you dodged it.
• 20:38
  It comes back around, cuz you were in its path when it moved
• 20:42
  its head back. And darkly.
• 20:43
  Give me your 12 digits. Have to succeed.
• 20:46
  I do have it looks like it does. Natural 20 My boy PWP pwp, pwp
• 20:55
  you to tackle with. That as I dodge out of the way,
• 20:58
  I'm going to swing with my sword and try to cut.
• 21:02
  I'm actually not gonna cut the head off, I'm gonna go straight
• 21:04
  for the body, Okay, just stabbing it straight.
• 21:06
  For the booty. Yes, that is a 10 + 1.
• 21:09
  So that's eleven that hits. Yep, they're attacks or deer
• 21:11
  town. That is a four on the die for
• 21:16
  damage, and then a D2 that is 2. So two damage, okay, two damage.
• 21:21
  It's definitely hurting guy. You stab it, your sword sinks in
• 21:25
  and pull out just blackened bile, which is different than
• 21:28
  the green bile coming out of the neck hole.
• 21:31
  Gross, which is probably also blackened.
• 21:33
  Another think about it, but it doesn't really matter.
• 21:34
  It's acid bile. Don't like specs?
• 21:36
  I feel like it's black and green.
• 21:38
  Not yet. Too early, too early.
• 21:40
  Don't force it. Don't force it.
• 21:41
  I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. That's all three of them.
• 21:44
  So it's on, you guys. Where's that skeleton that was
• 21:46
  thrown against the wall? Where's the skull?
• 21:48
  That was OK. So it was a skull that was
• 21:49
  thrown. The body fell when the skull
• 21:51
  left the body, which might not always be the case.
• 21:53
  Does that mean he's dead? He's.
• 21:55
  Just bones. He's just bones.
• 21:57
  That's fucking. True.
• 21:58
  I'm trying to be just bones too, baby.
• 22:00
  You're ghost bones in that case cuz you can replace your
• 22:03
  skeleton with another skeleton, right?
• 22:05
  I like it's what I take over. It's bone on bone, so he'll take
• 22:09
  over the whole body. Other than the head that's gone,
• 22:12
  it'll be a spectral head. Yeah, that's fine.
• 22:14
  That works perfectly. I got bone armor on.
• 22:16
  You have to make a role to make that happen.
• 22:18
  It's just like using a power. If we want to do that, I can.
• 22:22
  I don't care a test that needs to be done for it.
• 22:24
  I mean, it's just a pile of bones.
• 22:25
  Just. Generally cuz it was this
• 22:27
  situation absolutely not, but like I mean.
• 22:30
  You see, that's that's where. The thing is that I forgot about
• 22:32
  the fact that there are fucking half of our party is skeletons
• 22:35
  and technically like I could take them over if whatever
• 22:37
  someone's butt in that situation.
• 22:39
  In that situation, you might figure to be a test presences.
• 22:42
  Yeah, Yep. Okay In this case though, since
• 22:44
  it's a pile of bones and you're just trying to reanimate it, cuz
• 22:47
  there's a separate thing from you then, right?
• 22:48
  Yeah, cool. Wait.
• 22:50
  Well, I mean it. God.
• 22:51
  He's gonna take over the body. You just possess them.
• 22:54
  Like a ghost part. Yeah, it's your ghost part.
• 22:56
  Just bone and it's only. OK.
• 22:57
  I got you. OK, go ahead.
• 22:59
  I can just so it's clear now. Yep.
• 23:00
  Yep. Well, it's just a pile of bones.
• 23:02
  There's no way it's gonna fight. Exactly.
• 23:03
  Yeah. Wonderful.
• 23:05
  I'm going to use, I'm just bones and take over this, this
• 23:09
  skeletal form. So, like I I imagine then that
• 23:12
  Mayor Cedric here. A second term, by the way.
• 23:17
  Good job, mayonnaise, but what do you think?
• 23:19
  No, I I feel like he's like a skeleton with like this blue
• 23:23
  ectoglow around him. That's how I see it, right?
• 23:25
  Like, like, yeah, like that. And so you see like that boat,
• 23:29
  that skeleton drop, and his ecto just go over to the other one
• 23:33
  and pick that up. And then it's just like the head
• 23:35
  is just not filled in, but it's blue too.
• 23:39
  So that one rises then. Yeah, that's me.
• 23:42
  That's your turn. OK.
• 23:42
  What about the rest, the other four of you?
• 23:45
  Am I standing now? Yep.
• 23:46
  Yep. I think in the narration of
• 23:47
  things that have happened, you got back up.
• 23:50
  Fair enough. I'm gonna.
• 23:51
  I'm gonna take another swang. Swang.
• 23:54
  Swang that thing. Fucking shit, boys.
• 23:57
  But you can't, buddy. I'm fuck, it's a two.
• 24:01
  I I wanna, I'll use an omen. OK.
• 24:04
  I have three left then. How many do you have?
• 24:05
  OK, yeah. What is it?
• 24:08
  What is it? There is 10.
• 24:09
  You need a 10. Yep.
• 24:10
  Yep, I'm good. You got it.
• 24:11
  Yep. Give you the damn.
• 24:11
  It's a D8 I think. Yeah, 88 OK, minus D2O.
• 24:20
  Christ, can't roll the D2 in this house 6. 66 damage, OK6
• 24:25
  damage. All right, so you you slashed at
• 24:28
  this thing and it's pretty much thrusting your Vulge with one
• 24:31
  hand, right? Or it's a D12 for you, by the
• 24:32
  way, DR12, but you've made it anyway.
• 24:35
  Oh wait, it was a DR12? Yeah, you had a 12 though.
• 24:38
  You had a 12. No, I have a minus.
• 24:40
  I think I have a -, 1 for strength.
• 24:42
  Oh, in that case then you got 11.
• 24:44
  Oh God, OK, no, the waste. That's a.
• 24:47
  I can do only one rule. Oh, that's right.
• 24:49
  Never mind. You respect the moment to do
• 24:51
  that. OK, so so yeah, you like you
• 24:53
  lot. You lunged with your 1 handedly
• 24:56
  with your vulge and these heads are just like swing.
• 24:58
  You're trying to head hunting and they're just swaying out of
• 25:02
  the way and you're kind of losing your footing.
• 25:04
  And because this, this heavy vulge with one hand, with this
• 25:07
  heavy big, this big old shield you've got, it's not easy.
• 25:10
  And you stab again and again, they're bobbing out of the way
• 25:14
  and you just almost go down, but you kind of catch yourself with
• 25:17
  the shield off the ground. We meant your cousin's not very
• 25:20
  good at this fight. Yeah.
• 25:22
  No, no, I I he's very bad. Very.
• 25:25
  Bad turn and uh, fire the crossbow at the one he's
• 25:28
  fighting, OK? I'm gonna go ahead and omen
• 25:32
  that. We're very bad at this today.
• 25:34
  I will assume you failed. Yeah, yeah.
• 25:37
  I rolled up A5OK. Speak to yourself.
• 25:40
  To another 50. OK, so yeah, you you launch a
• 25:44
  crossbow bolt flies off across the room and then you you're
• 25:48
  struggling to get another one in and then as you.
• 25:50
  Must run in the family. Yeah, right.
• 25:53
  You're struggling so hard to get this second one in that and it
• 25:56
  sounds weird and it doesn't line up quite right, but you launch
• 26:00
  it and it fucking hits Rick. No, it's because he failed.
• 26:08
  And then the Omen failed too. Do I take?
• 26:10
  So I'm like, it's gotta be worse.
• 26:11
  It's. Gotta take damage?
• 26:13
  Yep, I would say. So we're gonna how much damage
• 26:15
  does that? Normally?
• 26:16
  D8, right? It doesn't D8.
• 26:17
  We'll have the dice rolls to a D4.
• 26:19
  Okay. Cuz it's tumbling in the.
• 26:21
  Air Do you have your shield, too?
• 26:23
  When you're with your shield, you take.
• 26:24
  One less, Yeah, but how much? All right, I rolled.
• 26:27
  One damage, one damage. Your shield already The gates
• 26:30
  won anyway. Thanks.
• 26:32
  So yeah, I would imagine it's actually like as St.
• 26:35
  Rick's falling back, it like comes and just ricochets off the
• 26:39
  edge of the shield, yeah. I take that back.
• 26:41
  You're just as bad. It's perfectly like, vertical in
• 26:44
  the ceiling. Yeah.
• 26:45
  Which is stone. So that's impressive.
• 26:47
  Yeah. The power behind it.
• 26:48
  Hey, I was about to break your row string, but I'm like, no,
• 26:50
  this is better. Yeah.
• 26:52
  Yeah. No, because you didn't get a one
• 26:54
  on the dice, You know, it didn't break.
• 26:55
  But anyway, so we still have Rick.
• 26:58
  Yeah, watch where you're aiming to say like the old days.
• 27:01
  Performance issues running the family then, I assume.
• 27:04
  You shut the hell up. It's far more helpful than any
• 27:10
  of you have been to me. Why you wearing my body as?
• 27:12
  Right, right. We just got Lefty and Kevin
• 27:16
  left. I guess Kevin is going to go for
• 27:19
  the one in front of him again, just going, oddly enough, you
• 27:21
  guys, you guys are both fighting the one headed one, you know,
• 27:24
  the one that got a head cut off. So actually works perfectly.
• 27:26
  Ooh, Kevin's gonna omen that. Cuz that was a three.
• 27:30
  You're attacking it, yeah. Yes.
• 27:32
  We're off to such a great start. Ohh God.
• 27:34
  That is a 10 + 1. So that's 11.
• 27:37
  OK, that succeeds. Yep, you need a 10.
• 27:39
  D6 is that's a four on the die and one says three points of
• 27:46
  damage, three points of damage. This thing is probably on
• 27:48
  Death's door. Question GM Yeah, I can't
• 27:51
  remember. If in last episode, does he have
• 27:54
  fire damage on that sword? Is it going hot or is it just
• 27:57
  the rod that? It's just the rod.
• 27:58
  Yeah, I could not. Remember cousin Weima has to
• 28:01
  take one damage from me. All arm, all damage.
• 28:06
  I I deflect. Yeah, that's true.
• 28:09
  You deflected one damage. Yeah.
• 28:11
  So in other words, then that that arrow didn't ricochet into
• 28:14
  the ceiling. It ricochets back at him.
• 28:18
  It's perfectly deflected that ball.
• 28:21
  I was thinking about that but I kind of forgot about it while we
• 28:23
  were explaining that. Oh, you hit him right?
• 28:24
  In the ball, you guys are a fucking shit show.
• 28:30
  That's. Pretty good.
• 28:32
  You want to do something now? I guess I'll try again.
• 28:35
  I mean, I already took one head off.
• 28:39
  I'm I'm gonna swipe at the other one's head.
• 28:44
  Ooh, these deaths are not hot today.
• 28:47
  Not a sword. Don't you?
• 28:49
  These what? Yeah, it's my sword.
• 28:50
  I'm going to use my last omen. You are OK.
• 28:53
  Oh boy, oh boy. That's a 10.
• 28:57
  So oh, oh it hits. Oh, it is a 10.
• 28:59
  Wonderful. All.
• 29:01
  Right. You swing at this thing and like
• 29:03
  it dodges out of the way, but then you come back with the
• 29:05
  backswing and get. One damage.
• 29:08
  One damage. You've gone right in the cord or
• 29:11
  right in the yeah, you cut it to the lump off of its throat and
• 29:14
  it's bleeding pretty hard from it.
• 29:16
  This thing is weak in the knees at this point.
• 29:17
  You see that? It's looking ready to go.
• 29:19
  I think we've got that quiver ready but it's now it is grossly
• 29:24
  by that's initial that's that's the other two skeletons hanging
• 29:29
  out with St. Rick.
• 29:31
  Rick, why don't you give me two attack roles for them, if that's
• 29:33
  what you want? To do with them 15 get that one
• 29:36
  hits. 10 and 10 They're both hit, so give me damage twice.
• 29:41
  They're carrying D4 swords. 4 -, 2 two, two.
• 29:48
  OK. One well okay so yeah, one of
• 29:53
  them is clanging the sword off of the armor or the scales of
• 29:56
  this thing and the other one is just it's just stabbing and that
• 30:01
  cuz that seems to be a better way to damage these things.
• 30:03
  The slashes don't seem to work as well and they figured this
• 30:05
  out apparently. The other thing is the size of
• 30:09
  these things I have to imagine is about the size of a large
• 30:11
  dog. Keep that in mind.
• 30:14
  So these heads are probably like because they're on these.
• 30:16
  This is so sad, right? Well, they're not dogs.
• 30:19
  They're not dogs. They're.
• 30:20
  Sad. It's hard.
• 30:21
  They're bad dogs. They're bad dogs.
• 30:22
  Yeah, they need to be put down. Is that initiative then?
• 30:25
  I don't know about that. That's initiative, yes.
• 30:29
  But yeah, these, these, these heads are probably at your guys
• 30:32
  at the head level. Oh, I got you.
• 30:34
  Yep. It's them.
• 30:35
  It's them. OK, so the one fighting off the
• 30:39
  mayor, we're trying to both heads.
• 30:42
  Still both of them dart at you. You got this.
• 30:45
  Mayonnaise, Mayonnaise. I don't know what that means.
• 30:49
  That's you. That's you.
• 30:50
  Remember, remember, remember. Big Nope and yes, yes.
• 30:58
  Normal sized, yes. Yes.
• 30:59
  So D 6 -, 2 damage. OK, that is 4 -, 2, two damage
• 31:08
  damage splits. Splitty.
• 31:10
  Splatty, that's what you got now, OK?
• 31:14
  8 and my bones are at 5. All right.
• 31:17
  OK, Yep, that's right. I pay attention.
• 31:19
  I know what's happening. I'm sure you do.
• 31:21
  I'm just curious cuz I would you know, just curious if you're
• 31:24
  going down or not. Not today.
• 31:26
  But if this thing survives, then I have to fuck it.
• 31:28
  So that's true. At least you got people for
• 31:30
  that. Maybe.
• 31:31
  Maybe. I don't care that much about it.
• 31:34
  Remember that. Remember that, remember?
• 31:37
  So then, I suppose describe that.
• 31:41
  Go ahead. Actually, I like when you guys
• 31:42
  describe your things. These guys generally have an
• 31:44
  idea already. I suppose this being something
• 31:46
  quite new to me, I will have stood up from from inhabiting
• 31:51
  these bones and just one of them goes through my my weird ghost
• 31:57
  head. Yeah, your head with head.
• 31:58
  Oh God that. Felt and then one straight into
• 32:01
  the chest. I'm like.
• 32:02
  Oh, that wasn't so fucking bad. Fuck you guys.
• 32:04
  I got this shit. That's great.
• 32:07
  I like that a lot. Then maybe the one in the
• 32:13
  middle. Hey, 1A1.
• 32:13
  Then with Jake and two skeletons.
• 32:16
  Not Jake, Rick and two skeletons.
• 32:17
  Give me a D3 again. Do it twice.
• 32:20
  I have to do it once. Everybody has one.
• 32:22
  OK. So that goes for the the
• 32:24
  skeleton that it was actually, you know what you've been on it?
• 32:26
  33, said D3. I've fucking that's a two.
• 32:30
  Actually a 300D6 is a 200D3. Yeah so it too.
• 32:34
  OK, so then this one goes for the the one that actually sunk
• 32:37
  the blade into him, the skeleton.
• 32:38
  It goes to grab his head. Give me the agility test DR12
• 32:41
  this. Poor man and he grabs his head,
• 32:46
  throws it against the wall. The skull shatters and the bones
• 32:50
  don't fall to the ground, they just continue walking around it.
• 32:53
  This kind of continues standing there but it looks like we've
• 32:55
  kind of fell asleep or something.
• 32:57
  They just like like like cuz he's at the ready with this
• 32:59
  sword, like he's he's mid swing and then he just gotta so but
• 33:03
  it's still standing there. Howard him down, He's.
• 33:05
  Like a slinky. Heward him down but Bone sounds
• 33:08
  so. And then the one on the right
• 33:11
  gasping for last. It's about to die.
• 33:17
  Give me a D2, Levi. Org.
• 33:20
  Kevin. Come on, Kevin.
• 33:21
  All right, that is gonna be a two.
• 33:23
  And this head comes down on Levi or not comes.
• 33:27
  Does it now? Yeah, I figured whoever wasn't
• 33:29
  rolling was the two. That's not fair.
• 33:31
  I was one last time, Yeah, because you rolled it last time.
• 33:34
  Damn you. So it darts over to kind of it's
• 33:38
  kind of going back and forth between targets it can't really
• 33:41
  can and can't hit and it darts that lefty give me that DR12.
• 33:47
  I'm really sweaty. OK, I'm good.
• 33:50
  Yeah, that's a 19. Yeah.
• 33:52
  Nice you. As you see this head coming back
• 33:54
  on you too, it's kind of telegraphing its actions.
• 33:55
  You just what do you? Do I do like a he does he does
• 34:00
  like a sour salt? And moves out of the way you
• 34:04
  just like. I'm quite nimble, you see you
• 34:06
  combat roll out of the way. That was the slowest somersault.
• 34:09
  I never see that rolls like Dark Souls.
• 34:12
  No, It's like when I try to do a somersault, you know, it's like
• 34:15
  I can't really get on my hands, so I'm just like jumping.
• 34:17
  Well, that's like what? Like a handspring.
• 34:20
  I mean, he's also carrying a golden skeleton on his back.
• 34:22
  So I mean look. At this mask, yeah, I feel like
• 34:25
  he's a big, round bellied chef in like an apron.
• 34:28
  You know, probably nothing but an apron, to be honest.
• 34:30
  Don't give. Him the benefit of the doubt.
• 34:32
  What do you mean? I got well into boots on those
• 34:35
  two, I guess. You're covering the.
• 34:37
  Apron in those boots, Yeah, Apron in.
• 34:39
  Boots look at my anus. He's ready to do so much.
• 34:42
  It's like yeah, cool dog cuz he's hanging upside down cuz I
• 34:46
  feel like his ankles are locked around the front of his throat.
• 34:48
  What a great. He's just like.
• 34:52
  That's where his now. That's where his head, anyway.
• 34:54
  That doesn't happen. With Gould on his.
• 34:58
  His back? Would he be?
• 35:00
  Would he have more defense on like a backstab?
• 35:02
  I would say so, cuz I feel like you would tell.
• 35:04
  I think you would tell him it's coming.
• 35:05
  Or would like actually be like an extra barrier?
• 35:09
  He's got my bear. I would say so.
• 35:11
  OK, yeah. I mean, it makes sense.
• 35:12
  Don't you take one less damage from everything with those
• 35:15
  fucking boots on? Oh, shit, I think so.
• 35:18
  Yeah. I don't remember.
• 35:19
  Yeah, I'm pretty sure. All I have is written Wellington
• 35:22
  boots. That's all you got.
• 35:24
  That's all you it has shit for. You.
• 35:26
  I'm almost positive you explained it to him in an
• 35:28
  episode. I think, I think they're.
• 35:29
  I'll find out on. I don't think it's that.
• 35:34
  Yeah. I think it's like getting
• 35:33
  through mud or something. But I think it's all, yeah.
• 35:36
  We'll look it up on the break. Damage reduction.
• 35:38
  Yeah, it's fine. Whatever that is, you forget it.
• 35:40
  You forgot it. You lost because of it.
• 35:44
  That kind of thing. You're kind of through.
• 35:45
  It's like Mom used to say, Yeah. God damn it, I never didn't do
• 35:50
  that. Sorry.
• 35:51
  Turn now. Yeah, that's your turn now.
• 35:55
  Our Get up, Kevin Heat up. Kevin Heat up finish.
• 35:57
  This thing off. Come on, I'm going to.
• 36:01
  I'm gonna go stab at it again. That is a.
• 36:07
  That is Kevin Rowling at Omen again.
• 36:10
  I am at 0 omens. Oh boy.
• 36:11
  Oh my God, your omen list. That is a 12 + 1 size of 13D6.
• 36:19
  That's a 3 -, 1. That's two points of damage.
• 36:23
  Tell me about it. So as I'm coming in, I'm going
• 36:28
  to instead of slashing at it, I'm going to turn the sword
• 36:32
  around and just stab straight into the torso and just rip and
• 36:38
  splay it open like a Thanksgiving Turkey.
• 36:41
  Wonderfully carved Turkey. Right down the spot, and that's
• 36:43
  the way I'd prepare it. Falls to the ground and that's
• 36:46
  blood. This blackened blood sprays out
• 36:48
  of their Parentino style. Just too much.
• 36:51
  Do I take damage from the bile? No, cuz you didn't cut its neck.
• 36:55
  I was gonna say if you cut his head then yeah but in this Case
• 36:58
  No. Cuz what it says specifically is
• 37:00
  that every headless neck can shoot acid bile D4 plus one.
• 37:04
  So ideally that's probably an attack for its other head
• 37:07
  because you cut it off. I use it as a reaction to
• 37:10
  cutting its head off. Probably didn't use it right,
• 37:12
  but that's why we used it, so I can't change that one.
• 37:15
  It's done now. It's fine.
• 37:16
  It kind of makes sense too, cuz it kind of makes you not want to
• 37:18
  be headed, cuz obviously it not biting you is great to prevent,
• 37:22
  but if that's what the penalty is, maybe it's not as good.
• 37:25
  Yeah. So you know.
• 37:26
  OK, I just might justification for fucking up, I guess.
• 37:30
  Take or leave it anyway. Who went this turn?
• 37:35
  Nobody. Right?
• 37:36
  Just you, Kevin. That's right.
• 37:37
  Just me. Kill the motherfucker.
• 37:39
  OK, so then there's two left. One still engaged with Nate.
• 37:43
  They're gonna get married. Yeah.
• 37:45
  Actually no. You are currently with the other
• 37:46
  one cuz you went to take over the other one, right?
• 37:50
  He just took over the skeleton. Yeah, but I suppose if he came
• 37:53
  and attacked me, he's close to me then as well.
• 37:55
  So I could do either one that in that one.
• 37:57
  OK. So we'll assume then that those
• 37:59
  two are right next to each other.
• 38:00
  You end up within range to be able to attack.
• 38:02
  Yeah, I'm gonna go for the one I was fighting before, I suppose.
• 38:05
  Why not? Got you.
• 38:06
  That one looks pretty damn good still.
• 38:07
  Yeah, yeah, you get figured. So it's got a little blood
• 38:09
  trick. Not really.
• 38:12
  No, I miss it's a six. Yeah.
• 38:17
  So you swing the skeleton sword and it's like because like
• 38:20
  you're not complete, it's a little bit tough to read.
• 38:22
  So it's almost like you've got just terrible astigmatism, all
• 38:24
  the stuff. You're really having trouble
• 38:27
  seeing stuff and it's really hard to.
• 38:29
  Swing could really use those eye sockets, all right, yeah, that's
• 38:34
  why. So we'll move on then to whoever
• 38:38
  else. Yeah, we'll, Rick, get out.
• 38:41
  Rick, get out. Rick And that's a 15.
• 38:44
  Hell yeah, that hits. You said get on or get out.
• 38:46
  What do you mean? You said get down and give you
• 38:49
  more warning you. Gave me oh, oh.
• 38:53
  I'm getting this down. Now this down.
• 38:54
  Now this down. Sure it doesn't look like this
• 38:58
  look like. This three damage -1, so two
• 39:01
  more OK, it's on desk door. That arrow hit it right in a
• 39:04
  spot that you consume is a little organ.
• 39:07
  Hard to say with this thing. After that entry slies by, I'm
• 39:11
  gonna swing with my vulge upwards, OK?
• 39:14
  Or stab upwards. You're gonna upward up stab.
• 39:17
  Ohh God upper stab. Upper stab 12 that hits or 13
• 39:21
  that still hits. It's perfect.
• 39:24
  Wait a minute, what is my thing gotta be?
• 39:26
  It's gotta be the 10, OK? Yeah, we'll have to get this
• 39:29
  because of the +2, Right. Right.
• 39:30
  Yeah. Yeah, I got him.
• 39:31
  Yeah, You got him. Yep. 7 minus doesn't even
• 39:35
  matter. Tell me about.
• 39:36
  It it's K1, tell me about it. You can't possibly knock with
• 39:38
  that I. Stab him right between the necks
• 39:41
  like right where as I. Stand up.
• 39:42
  Yep. Right in the V, right in the
• 39:44
  center shoulder. Yeah.
• 39:47
  Yeah. There you go.
• 39:48
  And I'm gonna pull the bull. Joe, turn around.
• 39:50
  That was a pretty good shot there cuz we bought cuz he's
• 39:53
  like it was raining down blood, black blood onto him.
• 39:57
  And there are the skeletons who are just like like little things
• 40:00
  called Star Wars the Raiders. Toss down Raiders.
• 40:05
  Yeah, there's only one left. Never mind.
• 40:06
  The other one is just headless, but he's doing it too.
• 40:09
  Well, Rick, that looks pretty freaking cool.
• 40:11
  Freaking cool. Hell yeah.
• 40:13
  There's. Still.
• 40:15
  One, there's still 1. Hold on.
• 40:16
  You said you got it. You said you.
• 40:18
  Got it. So lefty, you still got a chance
• 40:20
  and I think that's it. And then those two skeletons,
• 40:23
  presumably 1. Does not mean take a seat.
• 40:27
  Don't worry, I'm walking over there.
• 40:28
  Nice and slow life. I'll be over there soon.
• 40:31
  Just you're just spending your turn walking over there.
• 40:34
  Yeah, well, how far away is? He I mean, it's right next to
• 40:37
  you. Don't worry, I'll get you next
• 40:42
  time. Hey, if you have to spend a turn
• 40:39
  to walk over there, then that's a long you probably.
• 40:43
  Excessive combat roles fucking jumping behind.
• 40:46
  I gotta catch my breath. Yeah, yeah, I did a lot of
• 40:49
  movement over here like you. Thunder.
• 40:50
  Heavy gunfire for some reason. Alright, I would.
• 40:55
  I was gonna argue and tell you said you were out of breath and
• 40:57
  that is very easy to believe. I got a wicked wedge on Wicked.
• 41:02
  He's riding up there. Oh, from the skeleton.
• 41:04
  From the summer so. Oh yeah, his one arm is like
• 41:07
  back like that. It's just up in your.
• 41:09
  Don't wear your bong so high. Ain't go to get back there and
• 41:12
  pick it for me. If you wouldn't be so calm, it's
• 41:14
  me. It's me.
• 41:16
  Oh, pulls himself out. Just like being muffled, he.
• 41:20
  Knows his arm. Oh shit, yeah.
• 41:23
  And you feel the relief of him? Ohh.
• 41:26
  Sweet sweet relief. His arm out of your ass crack.
• 41:29
  Did I come? Did I come?
• 41:32
  I can't tell anymore. God damn it, Levi I.
• 41:36
  Hate this. There's the line.
• 41:40
  We gotta start drawing it further this way.
• 41:42
  Yeah, yeah. Just draw the line towards me.
• 41:45
  I'm coming everywhere. Edge the line a little bit, OK.
• 41:50
  I was. Going to say I love you Guys's
• 41:52
  budding relationship now, after the crazy death death threats
• 41:56
  you had. Yep, waiting for that to fall
• 41:58
  apart. So everybody went skeleton is
• 42:03
  the only one left. What is it 2 two and biting
• 42:06
  nails and fingers and whatever, whatever is there.
• 42:08
  Is Crunch Fighter Nail Flipper is the only one that's left.
• 42:11
  Yeah, yeah, Crunch Fighter Nail Flippers.
• 42:12
  Gotta go. Although still has he'll.
• 42:14
  Jump on standing on the back of this this one, OK, no, that's
• 42:18
  not great. He's.
• 42:19
  Six. He jumps on him and he just like
• 42:21
  misses his to jump entirely. And he just like ends up kind of
• 42:24
  tumbling over it and then rolling and like as you do, you
• 42:27
  see one of his legs doesn't come back up with him and he loses
• 42:29
  this balance and falls. This is a fucking circus.
• 42:33
  Circus. Yep.
• 42:35
  Yep. I guess that's role initiative,
• 42:36
  isn't it? Yeah.
• 42:38
  Do it Thomas all. Right, that's a four.
• 42:42
  A four. That's you guys.
• 42:43
  Nice. There's one of these left.
• 42:44
  I've made it, don't you worry. However, though at the top of
• 42:48
  the round, why don't we also role morale?
• 42:51
  Which it doesn't have, so never mind.
• 42:53
  OK, I'm gonna hit it with a hammer or a sword.
• 42:55
  I was thinking like you wouldn't roll around here, right?
• 42:57
  And then look like Nope. Never mind practice, Ron.
• 42:59
  Yeah, Good practice, Ron. That's a.
• 43:02
  That's a 10. A10 to hit him.
• 43:03
  You got him. No, you did not.
• 43:05
  Yes, you did. You did.
• 43:07
  I keep getting it backwards. Figure it out. 10 and one of the
• 43:10
  12. Figure it out, and then I'll
• 43:11
  roll. You got it.
• 43:12
  OK, OK, that's two. So probably 0 damage with my
• 43:18
  luck. Yes, zero.
• 43:19
  Yeah, Okay, Yeah, you called that.
• 43:21
  It was a noble attempt. Let me give it a try I.
• 43:23
  Finally made it here. That scale was particularly
• 43:25
  tough. Yeah, yeah, it's like hitting a
• 43:27
  stone. And you just, like, see spark
• 43:28
  shoot off your plate, actually, as it happens, the rest of you.
• 43:32
  I wanna slide under here and slash out of leg.
• 43:36
  You're just like underneath it now.
• 43:37
  I know, just like a little slide.
• 43:40
  Slide on the leg like legless style.
• 43:42
  Okay, I got accidental stuff. Yeah, the nimble guy that took a
• 43:45
  round to get over. Here is the legless slide.
• 43:49
  Know that he's here. I'm here now.
• 43:51
  He was further than his stamina. Bar recharged.
• 43:55
  I'm sliding in this blood. It's slippery.
• 43:57
  Come on now. That's that could be the case.
• 43:59
  Might make it harder. It did.
• 44:01
  He rolled the fucking coin. Omen.
• 44:05
  You hear what you deserve. Ohh.
• 44:08
  I deserve importantly like I deserve do.
• 44:10
  You have. Anybody I deserve?
• 44:12
  No. He's out of omen.
• 44:13
  You're. Out of omen, I deserve this.
• 44:16
  Ohh. No.
• 44:17
  This is my punishment. So.
• 44:19
  I could cry. It gets to attack.
• 44:21
  You could. Cry, I think.
• 44:23
  No, he was is a fumble on an attack weapon brakes or is lost?
• 44:27
  Well, so I I think like as you're doing that, you're just
• 44:30
  dragging that sword across the ground, right?
• 44:32
  Like you're almost like grinding.
• 44:34
  It's like, wow, I'm doing this pretty good.
• 44:36
  Look at me. Move it.
• 44:36
  Just. Snaps off at the hilt in the
• 44:38
  breaks, Yeah. I thought it was short before.
• 44:45
  It's literally a hilt now. You couldn't even you could just
• 44:48
  like, butt him with it. You have a fist pack.
• 44:52
  Ohh fuck. So.
• 44:53
  One more sort. For you.
• 44:54
  Whoops, that. Was pretty funny.
• 44:57
  Thanks. It was a really bad ass thing
• 44:58
  and then he's like, you fucked it up so hard.
• 45:01
  It's fitting. I deserved.
• 45:02
  It I didn't feel that's true. So only you two went so far, but
• 45:05
  with the other three. Fucking reach out and touch him,
• 45:07
  Thomas. Alright, how many bolts you
• 45:09
  have? Don't ask questions 19 total.
• 45:13
  Fuck. Shit, you're good.
• 45:15
  Yeah, and I've only used three. OK3.
• 45:18
  So yeah, he's just gonna line up the shot, not even giving it.
• 45:22
  Mayor there, a warning. Just firing.
• 45:24
  Sounds about if you miss, you hit him, I think.
• 45:27
  OK, yeah, then I shoot him in the ass.
• 45:31
  It's good. It's good that I don't have
• 45:33
  that. I don't.
• 45:34
  Have that. So take half, take only a D4
• 45:37
  damage for half four. Yeah, just for the case he
• 45:39
  doesn't have an ass. That is a.
• 45:41
  Two. OK, OK, so.
• 45:44
  What about your natural armor? I feel like because of like
• 45:46
  heightening the penalty for the miss, it's not full damage.
• 45:50
  You know, it's already fucking way too harsh for no reason.
• 45:52
  It's because I read an article. Probably a good thing.
• 45:54
  That thing gets destroyed before the fight ends, so it doesn't
• 45:57
  attack him. What's that?
• 45:58
  Yeah, it's just like a body suit.
• 46:00
  That's there, yeah. I'm at 4:00.
• 46:01
  So yeah, we've been just like let's lose that shot.
• 46:04
  Just that was, that was Kevin. That was Kevin.
• 46:08
  Wait, what? Who was in front of him?
• 46:13
  There is a bolt in my bum. My bum.
• 46:18
  Like a he like punched a hole through your pelvic bone.
• 46:22
  You didn't need that part anymore.
• 46:24
  All right. So Kevin's left.
• 46:27
  And so is Rick do. You wanna go?
• 46:31
  Yeah, I'm gonna look at Wee MIT. I'm gonna flip him off real
• 46:34
  quick and then I'm gonna run towards this last one, just like
• 46:37
  Sword first, going for the body. Just Lansing him with your the
• 46:41
  human Lance. Yeah, that's an 18 + 1.
• 46:44
  That's a 19. Fuck yeah, you got him real
• 46:46
  nice. Five on the dye once as four
• 46:51
  points of damage. Four points of damage.
• 46:53
  That's not bad. The without cuz I was sick cuz
• 46:56
  what I have been doing is you guys have been cutting head off
• 46:58
  at half his hell half health right?
• 47:01
  In this case though with your description you really wouldn't
• 47:04
  have cut a head off probably so no Nope.
• 47:07
  So yeah, so you just sync this bleeding up to the hill and as
• 47:12
  you pull it back out and you can just gush and blood the black
• 47:15
  blood, not the green blood. OK.
• 47:17
  Would you like to divulge this man thing?
• 47:20
  Creature. Creature.
• 47:22
  I sure would. I sure would.
• 47:23
  I give him a poke 12. Good.
• 47:29
  That's good. Yeah.
• 47:30
  It's very nice Five. Minus. 2. 3/3.
• 47:38
  I was really hoping cuz it landed on the sound effect
• 47:40
  button. That would have triggered one of
• 47:41
  them, the longest one. So that's everybody I guess.
• 47:49
  That last skeleton. Someone want to roll for him as
• 47:51
  he runs up and gives a deal? Gladiator or no he's not.
• 47:55
  He's on the ground with a leg missing.
• 47:57
  He's gonna spend that time getting back up off the ground
• 48:00
  and picking up his leg again, cuz he.
• 48:02
  Back on. Yeah, he overdid it.
• 48:04
  I know that feeling. Yeah, me too.
• 48:07
  The Hydra's turn. Yes, it against.
• 48:10
  It's better judgment because it doesn't have any.
• 48:14
  It goes to it. You guys are all crowding around
• 48:17
  this thing. Except for we met.
• 48:18
  Well, lucky him. So all.
• 48:22
  Yeah, well, you're pretty far away to be.
• 48:24
  Fair with this six of us? Yeah, yeah, the skeleton.
• 48:27
  You got the skeleton, the skeleton, the skeleton.
• 48:30
  Actually. And then the big guy was on the
• 48:33
  ground. In the Human Torch.
• 48:35
  Yeah, yeah. The only I got, I got to imagine
• 48:37
  Rick is too far away with the Volge.
• 48:39
  He's kind of got a good stab. So that's 1234.
• 48:44
  And then that's Kevin Lefty Mayor Crunch Butter nill
• 48:48
  Clipper. What a name, Kevin. #4 so it's
• 48:51
  the last. One, it was the skeleton.
• 48:52
  OK, so and so give me an agility test.
• 48:56
  As for the skeleton, anybody as this head, Actually there's
• 49:00
  still 2 heads. Never mind.
• 49:01
  Oh. So three, he doesn't make it.
• 49:04
  Who doesn't make it? Nope, he.
• 49:05
  This grabs him by the head as well, and it just crunches his
• 49:08
  head in his much more powerful than the other one's jaws.
• 49:11
  Yeah, and the skeleton falls. And the other head, because
• 49:15
  there's still two. Give me a D3 for that and we'll
• 49:19
  just go the same order. Kevin Lefty Mayor.
• 49:22
  Alphabetical apparently it is Kevin.
• 49:24
  It's Kevin, I rolled. Give me an agility test DR12. 6.
• 49:31
  Six you failed. This is not good.
• 49:34
  I know he does. He has 1H.
• 49:35
  I know he does. Oh my gosh.
• 49:37
  You have no omens. I am all out of omens.
• 49:39
  OK, give me the damage. You have armor.
• 49:42
  I have no armor. Oh God.
• 49:45
  Oh, Kevin. What's the damage?
• 49:47
  Oh oh, right. How do I roll?
• 49:48
  D6O boy. He could still be broken, he.
• 49:52
  Could be broken. That's a three.
• 49:54
  No, no, don't worry. I'll save you buddy.
• 49:57
  I'll. Save you little guys, so so.
• 50:01
  That's a great place for a break.
• 50:28
  Welcome back to Flaws in the Face.
• 50:31
  Now, Kevin, why don't you explain Kevin's scenario here?
• 50:36
  As you you you're dying here, so I'll give you the explanation
• 50:40
  here. So as Kevin goes and thrusts the
• 50:43
  sword in to the torso of this baby basket, the head swings
• 50:49
  back, catches him right between right on the neck, between the
• 50:53
  shoulder and the head, and just takes.
• 50:56
  A huge chunk out, taking the head and the neck and ripping it
• 51:01
  right off and decapitated. I don't think this is gonna heal
• 51:06
  them at all. And Kevin drops in a pile of
• 51:11
  smoldering. Flesh.
• 51:13
  Yeah, your hands go out the neck just sprays.
• 51:17
  One parodino style. Oh yeah, the eyes go out.
• 51:20
  That's the indicator right there.
• 51:21
  That's very ninjaless. Ass.
• 51:23
  The light literally left his eyes.
• 51:25
  The the Gordon. What ahead?
• 51:27
  There's no wisely and wisely. Fuck you.
• 51:31
  I'm just. Saying record, I just want to
• 51:33
  say recipe scoots. I want to say that on record.
• 51:38
  OK. Oh, that's what I mean, Yeah.
• 51:40
  At least I can get my sword there.
• 51:42
  My sword. OK, that's good.
• 51:44
  News here is. Good news, that was its.
• 51:45
  Turn that. That's the lesson you got from
• 51:47
  this. I'm just saying, I'm just saying
• 51:49
  all's for one and one's for all, one's for all.
• 51:51
  And the thing screams at the rest of you, and I think it's
• 51:54
  how come? On we're trying.
• 51:56
  To mourn our loss here, I wouldn't mourn her your loss
• 52:00
  right now and pay attention to that thing in front of.
• 52:03
  You Rick swings. OK.
• 52:05
  I think it's initiative time isn't?
• 52:06
  It good job monkey by own job monkey is it?
• 52:08
  I think so. OK, that's how.
• 52:11
  Do you cock at six? Six it's, it's.
• 52:13
  You guys? Yep.
• 52:13
  So Rick swings. Rick swings.
• 52:15
  Yep. I can't remember.
• 52:16
  It's a natural 20. It's a natural 20.
• 52:19
  OK, so double damage. Enemy armor reduced by 1 tier,
• 52:23
  which will be destroying his scales then.
• 52:25
  OK, so work that into your description.
• 52:27
  Oh my. Fucking look, guys, Come on. 510
• 52:31
  doubled for 10. And the armor still counts and
• 52:34
  cuz it's thundered afterwards. You won.
• 52:37
  Monster. So that.
• 52:39
  Oh, OK, great. Then tell me about it.
• 52:44
  You avenged him. This is for this.
• 52:46
  Is for Kevin, I'ma said. I'ma said the name I couldn't
• 52:49
  remember and I jump on his back with my shield and the vulge and
• 52:53
  I cut off the other head and ride it like a bowl.
• 52:58
  Cut off the head. As you cut off its head, it
• 53:01
  sprays all this green ants. Yeah, and all over everybody
• 53:07
  around it, barring an agility test, so.
• 53:10
  All you made this way more detrimental?
• 53:12
  We're all here, you fool. Yeah, you said that you didn't
• 53:16
  make it. No, I made it with the. 17 far
• 53:19
  enough. Back you are.
• 53:20
  We might do our far enough back. See it all.
• 53:22
  Worked out, all the skeletons are dead.
• 53:24
  You ride a cuff. And then D 4 + 1 damage to those
• 53:29
  who failed to do 2, OK. I got a 17.
• 53:33
  Oh, you're good. Yeah, you just knowing what
• 53:35
  happened you. Got Summer Self out of here?
• 53:37
  You're still on the ground, I bet, at this point.
• 53:38
  So you probably just roll out of the way that roll, that roll out
• 53:41
  of the way, yeah. Over to Kevin's body.
• 53:43
  Grab my sword. I'm gonna ride this thing like a
• 53:46
  headless chicken until it just kind of falls and grinds into
• 53:49
  the ground. Yeah, it does.
• 53:50
  Some of the muscles kind of continue firing into for a
• 53:52
  little bit and then it just kind of.
• 53:54
  Like, it's like it's like it's robotic dog just kind of
• 53:56
  powering down easy girl. Has anyone seen the head of my
• 53:59
  axe? This stick is useless.
• 54:02
  Useless. No, no.
• 54:04
  You hear suddenly in the silence.
• 54:06
  You hear footsteps coming from the doorway to you came into
• 54:12
  this room from the South, down the stairs, right past those two
• 54:15
  guys. Also in this room, there was a
• 54:17
  doorway on the east wall to your right.
• 54:21
  Not a door, but a doorway leading down a dark hallway.
• 54:24
  I throw my stick. You hear footsteps come, you
• 54:27
  throw your stick. Yeah, I want to throw my stick.
• 54:28
  As you hear these footsteps, yeah.
• 54:30
  Well, do they sound like angry footsteps?
• 54:33
  They just sound casual, I think. Yeah, okay, you're gonna.
• 54:37
  It might just be a librarian. Yeah exactly.
• 54:39
  Hit him in the head. Bounce it off.
• 54:40
  Ohh God do one thing. Everybody, everybody just blame
• 54:43
  it on him when it. Blame it on the guy.
• 54:46
  That's right. Kevin's new character give me an
• 54:48
  agility test. Fucking.
• 54:51
  Christ, alright. It's just a stick.
• 54:53
  It's 13 + 1. That's 14.
• 54:56
  I feel like that's good what happens, Kevin.
• 54:59
  I guess as a stick swooshes by, he just kind of dips shoulder,
• 55:04
  lets it go by and just keeps walking forward.
• 55:07
  But look, he's a badass. No one saw that.
• 55:09
  He's in the dark tone Fucking. Excellent.
• 55:11
  Yeah. We have no flame.
• 55:13
  No. You see him emerging from this
• 55:15
  dark hallway into the torch lit room and you fuck, right?
• 55:21
  What do they see, Kevin? It was him.
• 55:23
  Great age there, Lefty. They see a guy, he's got a bunch
• 55:28
  of, he's got a necklace full of tooth and bone around his neck,
• 55:31
  bunch of scars covering his arms and his face and stuff, fur
• 55:35
  pelts covering his body, a sword on his side, a quiver on the
• 55:40
  other one, bow on his, in his hand, walking in.
• 55:43
  Ladida. Mr. Fancy.
• 55:45
  Yeah. I was having.
• 55:46
  He threw the stick. Wasn't any of us.
• 55:49
  Yeah, the fat one. I prefer bulbs, OK.
• 55:55
  Bulbs. It's the other non skeleton.
• 55:57
  Yeah, the rest of us can't actually have that.
• 55:59
  Right. Wait, is that stick that like
• 56:02
  the half of your hatchet of your of your broad act?
• 56:05
  Well, yeah, because we forgot you had a broad act.
• 56:07
  You kept saying sword. Yeah, OK.
• 56:10
  Useless now, useless now. Very much like it's own.
• 56:13
  Like it's own, yeah. Yeah.
• 56:16
  Took down one of those things almost by myself.
• 56:18
  Sure, sure I wasn't. needs help from everybody on this one, I
• 56:22
  don't know. Anyways, Mr. Tars Man, what's
• 56:25
  your name, Tars Man? What does?
• 56:29
  That mean, oh, hey, what's going on, everybody?
• 56:31
  Name's Moram. Moram.
• 56:32
  Moram what? The.
• 56:34
  Fuck. I mean, I mean that's what the I
• 56:36
  don't remember what my real name was, but.
• 56:38
  Like at the last Tavern, I just kept calling from Bull Rum, and
• 56:42
  that's what the name that stuck so you got.
• 56:47
  This. You got any of that lizard?
• 56:49
  Lick for me. Lick for me not to.
• 56:50
  Take a shot. Take a shot.
• 56:52
  No, you threw a fucking stick at me, bud.
• 56:54
  Well. Fuck you too then.
• 56:56
  Fuck me. Fuck me.
• 56:56
  Fuck you. You threw a stick.
• 56:58
  Fuck off, Crick. We just fought hydras or
• 57:01
  whatever, these fucking creatures, these little baby.
• 57:04
  Ohh yeah, I bet you did a bunch of fucking damage too, didn't
• 57:07
  you? Yeah.
• 57:08
  What up? What's?
• 57:08
  Going on over here. What's going on over here?
• 57:10
  Flicks on, you bitch. We're trying to decide whether
• 57:12
  or not we're going to kill this. Fool.
• 57:14
  I might be which one? The old.
• 57:17
  Tons of fun here. Yeah, yeah.
• 57:20
  Did you just call me precious? Flashy.
• 57:25
  He's the only he, He's the only one.
• 57:29
  He's the only human in this room that you, you walked into a room
• 57:31
  with a human and a bunch of skeletons, The other human
• 57:34
  obviously decapitated on the ground, and then these bodies,
• 57:37
  these basilis bodies, and the room is just trashed.
• 57:40
  It could be from beforehand, but doesn't look like it.
• 57:43
  Just putting the pieces together.
• 57:44
  If I walked into this room, actually, you've probably been
• 57:45
  in this room, so you probably knew it was in here and this
• 57:48
  wasn't before. I was actually looking to get
• 57:51
  these bass lists earlier, but looks like you guys did my dirty
• 57:55
  work for me and I'm gonna go ahead and start hacking off the
• 57:59
  feet of the bass list and throw them in my sack cuz.
• 58:03
  I'm a tow connoisseur myself for myself.
• 58:08
  And I'm going to put my finger up to his.
• 58:09
  Mouth And why is your finger in my mouth?
• 58:11
  You put it there. I watched you open your mouth.
• 58:16
  I mean, his fingernails are well manicured.
• 58:19
  Manicured. Which ones for your fingers?
• 58:21
  I can't remember, can't remember.
• 58:24
  If you decide you want to kill it, my mother, your son.
• 58:27
  No, no, it's fine. He's he's probably good for
• 58:29
  some. Black toes.
• 58:31
  Happened to the the the gentleman that was walking
• 58:35
  around here. Gentlemen, look, gentlemen.
• 58:38
  Lot of legs. Lot of bodies.
• 58:39
  There's none of those here. I know, gentlemen.
• 58:43
  I know. Gentlemen that well, he had.
• 58:45
  He was. He was the one that had these
• 58:48
  basilisk. He's, he's been.
• 58:51
  All. Right.
• 58:52
  Yeah. I don't know.
• 58:53
  I don't know. Anyways, Anyway, he's a.
• 58:55
  He's a. There was a second story, man
• 58:59
  story before they showed up. Is he still around?
• 59:00
  You're right. Wherever.
• 59:03
  He's still around. You see two above.
• 59:06
  Like probably 2-3 stories up. I can't remember what I said
• 59:08
  last episode, but. The second story.
• 59:10
  Man, but further, you see like there's a balcony up there, like
• 59:14
  flush with this wall, and there's this candlelight
• 59:17
  flickering up there. You can't really see much else,
• 59:19
  but it's the candlelight is further in up there too.
• 59:22
  So you're just kind of seeing the glow, the flickering glow.
• 59:25
  Of that, does it look like we can climb up there?
• 59:27
  The wall is pretty damn smooth. Does it look like is there a
• 59:30
  climb up there? You could.
• 59:32
  Like doorways or stairways back where I was.
• 59:35
  Yep, Yep. You came from, you were probably
• 59:37
  walking with. Assume that you were walking
• 59:40
  down those worm tunnels was giant, you know?
• 59:43
  What if we stack these bodies? There isn't enough to reach up
• 59:47
  there. I could say that, but there's a
• 59:49
  lot of furniture. So I mean, there's that.
• 59:52
  OK. So a little back story for you
• 59:54
  there, Morrum. I got to imagine because you're
• 59:56
  you're what's your class? OK, so I am playing the Dire
• 1:00:01
  Hunter by chalk down in June DJUUNI.
• 1:00:06
  I think I've been coming June. June, forever the hunter and
• 1:00:14
  never the prey, Your upbringing failed you and leaving you to
• 1:00:18
  learn quick to survive in the dying world.
• 1:00:21
  Raise amongst Beast and Wild Kim within the wilderness.
• 1:00:25
  Starved amongst a sea of sand and cracked rocks for a
• 1:00:29
  lifetime, you wear the corpse of the creature that stalked your
• 1:00:33
  childhood as a grim memento. I have to imagine, though, that
• 1:00:37
  you are here to hunt this mall worm, cuz you're a big game
• 1:00:40
  hunter, right? Technically, yeah, that's pretty
• 1:00:44
  much what I'd be. Would be the big game hunter.
• 1:00:46
  Okay, so you probably have heard rumors of the mall worm in this
• 1:00:50
  place and. Every time you say that, I
• 1:00:52
  imagine we're in a mall. Not that kind of.
• 1:00:55
  Mall worm it won't. Stop.
• 1:00:57
  But people in age? Girls like a tremor worm.
• 1:01:01
  Yeah. Like, you know, it's like the
• 1:01:02
  the the Weasley kids that hang out with them.
• 1:01:05
  Yeah, yeah, the friends of the boys.
• 1:01:07
  Anyone wants some chocolate covered pretzels?
• 1:01:09
  That's, that's small rash, especially, no.
• 1:01:14
  I got to imagine that's probably why you're here, then, which was
• 1:01:16
  probably why you came down that trail.
• 1:01:18
  You crawled out of it. You probably came into the trail
• 1:01:20
  in the room with the statue. Probably didn't fuck with the
• 1:01:23
  statue because it was. Who knows?
• 1:01:25
  If you were here before, the statue was probably knocked down
• 1:01:27
  when you got there. You followed that was.
• 1:01:28
  Broken when it got in there. So perfect.
• 1:01:30
  OK, so then that was after these guys got there.
• 1:01:33
  You came up this thing, followed this hallway, and now you're in
• 1:01:36
  this room. That's pretty much it.
• 1:01:39
  Yeah. Perfect.
• 1:01:40
  So what are you fucks doing in here?
• 1:01:42
  Fucks doing in here? Fucks doing.
• 1:01:44
  It mind your own, at least not losing a friend.
• 1:01:47
  And I'm gonna like walk over to to Kevin's corpse and I'm gonna
• 1:01:52
  yank really hard and pull one of his fingers off.
• 1:01:55
  He's more of a quaint, really. No one's asking you.
• 1:02:02
  Whisper sweet nothings in my. Ears I would recommend you
• 1:02:05
  recommend you keep from touching his face.
• 1:02:08
  I can't into it, that's why. Why?
• 1:02:13
  All right, Yeah. Don't take them there, bud.
• 1:02:15
  So are we here to get this worm or what?
• 1:02:19
  No. What?
• 1:02:20
  No God, no. I saw.
• 1:02:22
  That why not? Saw that?
• 1:02:23
  Why not? Well, have you seen it?
• 1:02:26
  You seen? It.
• 1:02:27
  Yeah. It's fucking big, bro.
• 1:02:28
  Yeah, yeah. Odd, yeah, but.
• 1:02:32
  You know how much fucking sober we can get for that fucker?
• 1:02:34
  I am not concerned about that, about that.
• 1:02:37
  No, you're I I don't even know what the fuck you are, dude.
• 1:02:41
  Yeah, neither you're. A ghost your bones your.
• 1:02:44
  He's Ghost Bones. He's so at this point your your
• 1:02:48
  consciousness and your ectoplasmic entity goes back to
• 1:02:52
  your other skeleton, and this one angrily starts swinging at
• 1:02:58
  at you. He thinks you're gonna post it
• 1:03:00
  just although he doesn't have the head, so he can't tell you
• 1:03:02
  that. I thought it was 10 combat
• 1:03:03
  rounds. Yeah, but like, that's passed.
• 1:03:06
  Yeah. OK, so yeah, you see that switch
• 1:03:09
  as he says that to him, and then that thing just starts rushing
• 1:03:12
  at. God fuck shit.
• 1:03:15
  Please will somebody I'm gonna. Use your Swing.
• 1:03:18
  At it. I'm pretty close.
• 1:03:19
  I think First off we'll give an agility test for that attack.
• 1:03:23
  Big Nope in this. Yep.
• 1:03:25
  OK. Oh, no, no, it hit me.
• 1:03:27
  Oh, it hit you? Yeah.
• 1:03:28
  He stabs you in the bone Jelly. Bone Jelly.
• 1:03:33
  I don't know who you are. Yeah, that's too damaged to me.
• 1:03:40
  Was I put you at or you're gonna swing at it?
• 1:03:44
  Yeah. OK.
• 1:03:46
  We made at this point is going to turn to Mo Rum and like
• 1:03:50
  pointing with Kevin's fingers on his head, it's just like.
• 1:03:54
  You see, we've got enough problems right now before we
• 1:03:57
  even go around and find this fucking worm.
• 1:04:00
  We'll see him, he. Missed my swing in the
• 1:04:01
  background. OK, yeah, yeah, it's in the
• 1:04:04
  background of the scene. I like that.
• 1:04:06
  So, like we're and he's like waving the finger above his head
• 1:04:09
  and stuff. So we like we're going all.
• 1:04:10
  Around. This place, yeah, one of the
• 1:04:14
  rest of the guys. This is happening when the back
• 1:04:16
  in the background. Pretty much, we got my back.
• 1:04:18
  Swinging on this thing, Yeah. You hit him.
• 1:04:20
  I saw the 13. Ohh, nice.
• 1:04:23
  That's wonderful. Wow.
• 1:04:24
  How much damning you do 11? I feel like that's probably
• 1:04:30
  enough to stop. What's?
• 1:04:31
  Going on, it is not. It's not what?
• 1:04:33
  It has 6HP, my guy. What is that?
• 1:04:35
  Now you create six, it goes back five, It just starts over.
• 1:04:38
  Yes. OK, that's why I.
• 1:04:40
  Said it was a bad. It's not good.
• 1:04:42
  It has five hit points left, so this thing's still fucking
• 1:04:44
  rolling around while you guys are, like, talking to each
• 1:04:46
  other. I'm gonna look over at the.
• 1:04:50
  Skeleton swinging the finger around and be like, Oh yeah, it
• 1:04:53
  looks like a complex back story, bud.
• 1:04:57
  That's the place for it. Yeah.
• 1:04:59
  Thank. You What's the trend to force?
• 1:05:01
  It yeah, you guys can just keep fucking talking.
• 1:05:07
  Don't worry, I'm just gonna grab my sword here and pick it up
• 1:05:10
  nice and slow back. Maybe I'll come help you.
• 1:05:13
  I don't know. Now you have a sword.
• 1:05:14
  They're probably. Kevin's sword there.
• 1:05:16
  Oh. The sword I gave him Oh yeah,
• 1:05:19
  yeah. Take this thing back.
• 1:05:21
  Take this thing back. All right, slick.
• 1:05:23
  That's another one damage for me.
• 1:05:25
  Thanks guys. No, it's still attacking you.
• 1:05:27
  The fuck would not be. It would still continue he's
• 1:05:30
  described. So seeing all this going on,
• 1:05:34
  Morm's gonna pull his short sword out and he's just gonna
• 1:05:37
  try to slap the skeleton like broadside Go for it.
• 1:05:42
  That is going to be a 1616. Is it just a normal skeleton?
• 1:05:47
  D4 damage. That's a 11OK, well yeah, that
• 1:05:54
  was down before. Great.
• 1:05:56
  Yeah, this is. It's like if thing is just
• 1:05:59
  resilient, just fucking. It's just intent, like all of
• 1:06:01
  your. It's like it's possessed.
• 1:06:03
  Yeah. You're chopping part like.
• 1:06:05
  That's exactly the problem. They're sweet again.
• 1:06:07
  Yeah, you're true chopping this thing's legs off and like you're
• 1:06:09
  just spying. Like it's just like it's got one
• 1:06:11
  hand around mayor's neck and the other one want his blade.
• 1:06:15
  Would you get their Vols were? I miss.
• 1:06:18
  Oh God, yeah, you again. You're like swinging this panic
• 1:06:22
  swings and yeah, your momentum just spins you to the ground.
• 1:06:28
  Fuck yeah, I missed you. Yeah, because this thing is
• 1:06:31
  grabbing your face with his sword in his hand.
• 1:06:35
  We will tie off the finger and attach it to his string of beads
• 1:06:41
  and then try to shoot with the crossbow.
• 1:06:43
  OK. And this that.
• 1:06:45
  Is a 12 OK, that's fine. Yeah, You have.
• 1:06:49
  Yeah. For for damage?
• 1:06:52
  For damage that takes them. Oh my God.
• 1:06:54
  Thank you. Tell me about it, Thomas.
• 1:06:57
  Yeah, so after watching these two like Bumble fuck around for
• 1:07:00
  a while, we just like ties that finger off and then like lines
• 1:07:05
  up a shot and then just like severs the spine of the skeleton
• 1:07:08
  drop. The mayor down Oh.
• 1:07:13
  Fuck. I told you you didn't need me.
• 1:07:15
  You're welcome. I will never need you.
• 1:07:19
  Never Once. Never again.
• 1:07:21
  You have a cool next back story. God damn it.
• 1:07:26
  Our relationships fucked up. Shut the fuck up.
• 1:07:31
  Shut down and pick the middle finger off of Kevin's corpse.
• 1:07:34
  It's a hot mess. Smacks.
• 1:07:39
  Smacks lefty in the side of the head figure this.
• 1:07:42
  You missed the gold season. Right, You're defiling this
• 1:07:45
  corpse, but corpse but. Yeah, Mr. Morrum, I don't know
• 1:07:48
  if you want hanging out with us. I sure as fucked out myself.
• 1:07:52
  Look, we're on a mission. We're on a mission to do
• 1:07:55
  something I can't remember now. We're always fighting.
• 1:07:57
  We're always fighting. This family's falling apart.
• 1:08:00
  It's not my fault, I'm just saying it's.
• 1:08:02
  Literally anytime you say, I'm just saying you're telling lies.
• 1:08:07
  That is all you're doing. That's not my tail.
• 1:08:10
  It is your tail. I'm gonna roll up my sleeve and
• 1:08:15
  shoot myself up. Click, hold on.
• 1:08:17
  Oh God. Oh, he's just tying one off.
• 1:08:21
  I got a Med key here. I'm just gonna take a little for
• 1:08:23
  myself here. How much are you healing
• 1:08:25
  yourself? Three, yeah, as you.
• 1:08:29
  Don't worry about what I'm doing though.
• 1:08:31
  As you do that, Gulda sits up and looks over your shoulders.
• 1:08:34
  Or doing it. And he's like, I gotta tell you,
• 1:08:36
  that looks infected. Hey everybody.
• 1:09:24
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• 1:09:50
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• 1:09:54
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• 1:09:57
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• 1:10:00
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• 1:10:36
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• 1:10:50
  You guys ready? Yeah, I believe so.
• 1:10:55
  Get all your throat roaches out. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:09
  That's how I get in the. That's how I get in the
• 1:11:11
  character. This is beautiful.
• 1:11:18
  The sounds of nature. Have fun listening to that.
• 1:11:22
  Yeah, Kevin's gonna oh, he's whistling in it too.
• 1:11:27
  Maybe that's why they call it cum whistle.
• 1:11:29
  God damn. You know that's what you throw
• 1:11:32
  it. No, Oh.
• 1:11:37
  God. You fucking monster.
• 1:11:44
  Something weird enough. Somebody.
• 1:11:45
  Yeah, it's still. Gross now begin before.
• 1:11:49
  I thought my hands were sweaty before.
• 1:11:53
  That's a moist shaft. It's not a better one.
• 1:11:57
  Again, thanks for noticing it's glistening.
• 1:12:00
  Got a wet whistle? We all know Kevin's been playing
• 1:12:03
  with shafts all day. Have you called anybody at clock
• 1:12:08
  smooch yet? Yes, I called my boss at Cock
• 1:12:11
  Smooch. He's like.
• 1:12:13
  What? You've been listening to Indie
• 1:12:15
  porn. Indie porn?
• 1:12:17
  What does that even mean? That's listening to anyway.
• 1:12:20
  He listens to it. That shit's always on mute.
• 1:12:28
  Thomas, we retweeted your post for your class and like what you
• 1:12:33
  have to name it Clock. Snooch.
• 1:12:34
  I didn't see that. I was like, should I like?
• 1:12:41
  I asked them. Yes, that's.
• 1:12:42
  Pretty thing clocks. Boo Brooding 7.
• 1:12:50
  Florin. Such an edge.
• 1:12:53
  Lord got like Nikki six hair. What's that?
• 1:12:56
  He's got Nikki six hair. He uses.
• 1:13:00
  I'm gonna kill myself. Those affliction.
• 1:13:02
  No, I'm kidding. We call them.
• 1:13:09
  My jewel encrusted jeans. Yeah, yeah, just wear a cowboy
• 1:13:13
  hat. With a hot little number looks
• 1:13:16
  like Ted Nugent. You're putting a stranglehold on
• 1:13:21
  you baby cats grab a fever. That was the thing as the cat.