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Wildest Things Adults Had To Explain To Other Adults · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: 106.7 Light FM. Good morning. It's Kevi, Christine, producer Kristen.
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  Speaker 2: And, you know, Kevi, there's always like on the Internet,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be like, I was this.
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  Speaker 1: Many years old when I learned. And it's like something
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  Speaker 1: really simple.
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  Speaker 3: And we click it and read it.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of times it's true.
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  Speaker 2: But there there's a little trend of adults saying the
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  Speaker 2: wildest things they've had to explain to like full on
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  Speaker 2: other adults.
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  Speaker 1: They're kind of funny.
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  Speaker 3: And you just printed these out.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: These are amazing. So these are adults sharing their wildest
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  Speaker 3: things they've had to explain to other adults.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Props for you for finding this. Read that first one.
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  Speaker 2: I was telling my sister about how two friends of
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  Speaker 2: mine are driving to Alaska. And she said, how does
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  Speaker 2: that work? And I told her that, well, you cross
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  Speaker 2: the border into Canada and then you drive the rest
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  Speaker 2: of the way up to Alaska. And she said, but
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  Speaker 2: Alaska is an island. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Some people don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's like when they show the weather map, right?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, true.
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  Speaker 1: For the U.S., and it'll look isolated, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: That's actually a good point, because when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 3: I thought Hawaii and Alaska were pretty close to each other.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, they're hanging out together.
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  Speaker 3: By the Baja Peninsula. Yes, exactly. They'll put it right
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  Speaker 3: down there. I love this one. This is someone talking
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  Speaker 3: about work. It says, I walked in the break room
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  Speaker 3: just in time to stop a co-worker from cooking a
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  Speaker 3: can of corn in the microwave. An unopened can of
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  Speaker 3: corn had to stop somebody. How do you not know that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. There's some crazy.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I'm afraid to make fun of some of
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  Speaker 3: these people because they might be right down the hall.
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  Speaker 1: Right around us.
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  Speaker 2: My niece didn't know that pickles were made from cucumbers.
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  Speaker 2: She thought there was a pickle tree or a pickle
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  Speaker 2: bush somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: Now, if you're hearing these and you can relate to
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  Speaker 3: anything and maybe you've had to share something with an
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  Speaker 3: adult they didn't know, but you thought they did. Give
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  Speaker 3: us a text at 44363. This one is awesome, too.
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  Speaker 3: I had to explain to my cousin's husband that thunder
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  Speaker 3: does not come from two clouds crashing into each other.
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of cute.
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  Speaker 3: As a kid, you may think that.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: But as an adult, you should know how thunder happens.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking for, like, Naomi and Miles.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: That would make sense.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know, when I was a kid, I think
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  Speaker 3: I told you this, I found out thunder is caused by,
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  Speaker 3: you know, hot air and cold air clashing together. You know,
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  Speaker 3: and when I found that out, I went to the
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  Speaker 3: bedroom and I got my mom's little fan that she
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  Speaker 3: had by her bed. I turned the fan on. I
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  Speaker 3: grabbed a hairdryer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: I put the hairdryer on really hot.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I just turned the fan on. Yes. And I pointed
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  Speaker 3: the hairdryer at the fan. And I said, nothing's happening.
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  Speaker 3: I don't hear any crashing. I don't hear any thunder.
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  Speaker 1: And then you blew a circuit.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of power. And then there's one more
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  Speaker 3: that I don't think this is actually a silly thing.
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  Speaker 3: It says here. This is a doctor talking. I've had
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  Speaker 3: a patient ask me if you can get the flu twice.
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  Speaker 3: That one actually is a pretty good question.
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  Speaker 1: Well, because there's different strains of the flu.
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  Speaker 3: All right, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like this year, you've got A and B. So, no.
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  Speaker 3: But you can get the flu twice, but just different strains.
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  Speaker 1: Different strains.
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  Speaker 3: But the flu is the flu.
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  Speaker 2: Once your immune system learned one. But every year, it
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  Speaker 2: seems like there's different strains.
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  Speaker 1: Can I give you my fave?
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  Speaker 3: Are you going to do, please... Are you doing number 10?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, do number 10.
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  Speaker 2: I had to explain to my friend that no, salmonella
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  Speaker 2: is not Spanish for salmon.
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  Speaker 3: Are you having salmonella at Bonefish Grill? It's not Spanish
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  Speaker 3: for salmon. Give us a text, 44363.