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  Speaker 1: the rare, inappropriate, rare and appropriate leads story, not from
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  Speaker 1: the NFL playoffs, not from the NFL. In January, with
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  Speaker 1: just a few weeks to go in the NFL season
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  Speaker 1: before the super Bowl, hype gets cranked up. He got
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  Speaker 1: this weekend, one more weekend and then it's all two
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  Speaker 1: weeks of hype and the super Bowl and it's all over.
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  Speaker 1: But our lead from rich people getting richer. What a story,
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  Speaker 1: What a day? What if you didn't see this? So
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  Speaker 1: the Mets owner Steve Cohen, who every Met fan told
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  Speaker 1: me was God's gift to the Mets that they had
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  Speaker 1: all those bad years. But this was the guy Steve
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  Speaker 1: Kahn met fanboy, bought the team. Every player wants to
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  Speaker 1: play for the Mets. So Steve Cohen posted on social media.
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  Speaker 1: This is a few hours ago. He posted, let me
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  Speaker 1: know when you see smoke. Vague, vague, vague, old guy
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  Speaker 1: social media. The indication was that the Mets the implication
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  Speaker 1: was that in many assumed that that meant the Mets
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  Speaker 1: were about to add the big kahuna in free agency.
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  Speaker 1: Psych turns out that was a false alarm if you
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  Speaker 1: did not keep track of the events of the day
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  Speaker 1: here in the little sporting world that we live in,
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  Speaker 1: little box that we're in. Maybe not. We've learned that
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  Speaker 1: free agent outfielder Kyle Tucker is taking his talents to
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  Speaker 1: the back to back champs, the Dodgers, on a four year,
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and forty million dollars deal. Of course, nothing
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  Speaker 1: the Dodgers do is what it seems at Hollywood, everything
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  Speaker 1: is smoking mirrors. The top free agent who was struggling
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  Speaker 1: to find a job gets a contract with the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 1: It contains a bunch of opt outs and loop the
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  Speaker 1: loops and slides and transfer portal buttons, the press and
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff. But in the meantime, at least for
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  Speaker 1: the short term, he will get first two years sixty
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  Speaker 1: million dollars per year, slightly more than you and I
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  Speaker 1: make sixty million per year for Kyle Tucker. Okay, that
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  Speaker 1: is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the
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  Speaker 1: question why why did free agent outfielder Kyle Tucker agree
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  Speaker 1: to go to the Dodgers. He had the Mets interested,
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  Speaker 1: the Blue Jays. There were several other teams that were
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  Speaker 1: said to be interest, including the Mystery team. So my
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  Speaker 1: thoughts on this, I've got political Caucus, Will Ferrell and
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  Speaker 1: Patient zero and we will combine all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we are going to make some pastrami fries
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  Speaker 1: is what we're going to make. It'll sound pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Why not little cheese pastrami, some onions. Put that all together,
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  Speaker 1: Boom done, and of course the potato. So ay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: why did Kyle Tucker go to the Dodgers? This is simple.
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  Speaker 1: You've got geography, gravity, and greed and a little side
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  Speaker 1: of glamour, little side of glamour. He doesn't sell tickets.
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  Speaker 1: No one's going out to watch Kyle Tucker play baseball,
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  Speaker 1: which is all the more amazing that he was able
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  Speaker 1: to finagle sixty million dollars a year out of the Dodgers. Now,
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  Speaker 1: it's clear, based on a minutes long Mallard deliberation that
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  Speaker 1: one thing I know, Kyle Tucker did not want to
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  Speaker 1: make a run for the border. That he had the
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  Speaker 1: Blue Jays all hot and heavy and Horny playing footsie
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  Speaker 1: with him, and Toronto tried to woo him. There was
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  Speaker 1: some chatter of a ten year marriage proposal, ten years,
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  Speaker 1: ten years, and Tucker said, I don't want poutine with
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  Speaker 1: my payroll. Hard pass, hard pass. So it became dueling pillows,
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  Speaker 1: not pianos, dueling pills. Remember that the pillow offer is the
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  Speaker 1: short term contract that lets you go back to market
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  Speaker 1: if you don't get the offer you want. So it's
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  Speaker 1: clear that Tucker did. He didn't get what he wanted,
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  Speaker 1: which seems crazy to say when the man's going to
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  Speaker 1: be making sixty million dollars a year average annual value.
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  Speaker 1: But still he wanted the forever deal. I didn't get it.
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  Speaker 1: So we had a couple pillow offers, the Mets and
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  Speaker 1: the Dodgers. So you had the temper pedic cloud versus
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  Speaker 1: Blue Harmony pillow, and Tucker picked Blue Harmony Southern California
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  Speaker 1: sixty millions a year. That's a lot of harmony for
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  Speaker 1: sixty million dollars a year. Kyle Tucker joins the Blue
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  Speaker 1: Crew political caucus. And the thing about this is it's
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  Speaker 1: always odd to me when guys do this, like he
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  Speaker 1: could have been the man you can't be the man
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  Speaker 1: after the Dodger guy, You're not gonna be the man.
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  Speaker 1: This is giving vibes of when Kevin Durant went to
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  Speaker 1: join the Golden State Warriors. I don't think Tucker's is
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  Speaker 1: good as Durant, but anyway, now we're close. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Kyle Tucker, he joined the Big Blue, the Big Blue
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  Speaker 1: political caucus, and he chose to be the vice president,
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  Speaker 1: the running mate instead of the president. So now he
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  Speaker 1: will be the running mate for Sho Hail Tani. And
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  Speaker 1: that makes Tucker what fourth in the pecking order. Usually
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  Speaker 1: the vice president his second, but he's fourth in the
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  Speaker 1: pecking order at Chevez Ravin behind the obviously Tani's at
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  Speaker 1: the very top. He's like secretariat. And then you got
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  Speaker 1: Mookie Betts, Freddie Freeman, and then after that Kyle Tucker.
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  Speaker 1: With a wink and a nod to the fresh Prince
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  Speaker 1: of bel Air, there Will Smith. But I don't love
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  Speaker 1: the player. I don't I don't love the player. I've
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  Speaker 1: said that I'm not gonna all of a sudden change
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  Speaker 1: my tune because he's with the Dodge. I hope he
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  Speaker 1: does well. I hope he plays well for the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 1: I just I wouldn't have made this move. But it's
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  Speaker 1: you know, they got so much money. They don't know
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  Speaker 1: what they're all. They keep jacking up the prices at
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  Speaker 1: Dodger Stadium on everything. They got the money from Japan.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know what to do with all the money.
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  Speaker 1: And most of the players they're paying it's all deferred
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  Speaker 1: money anyway, so it's a money making operation. It's even
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  Speaker 1: more impressive than what the Yankees said back in the
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  Speaker 1: day with Steinbrenner when they had the old man, not
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  Speaker 1: the kids who don't even try, but the old man.
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  Speaker 1: And you talk about an upgrade though, I just had
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  Speaker 1: that stiff Michael Confordo in the outfield who batted under
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and sucked for about one hundred games. There
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  Speaker 1: were a few games he played well. Most of the
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  Speaker 1: time was terrible. And now they have Tucker coming in
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  Speaker 1: there and they think he's gonna be hitting missiles. He's
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  Speaker 1: got no not no pressure, but a lot less pressure
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  Speaker 1: because again he's not the man. He's way down on
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  Speaker 1: the list, and a chance to win more championships. And
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  Speaker 1: there's a bunch of opt outs, which are like gold
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  Speaker 1: bars up the wazoo. And it didn't join the Dodgers
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  Speaker 1: to be the guy, because you can't be the guy.
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  Speaker 1: But you joined them to be a guy who wins.
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  Speaker 1: And there's no reason I think the Dodgers aren't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be right back in the World Series again. There's nobody
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  Speaker 1: who can match them talent wise in the National League.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, this roster will be tattered to bits by
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  Speaker 1: the time we get to the All Star break, so
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  Speaker 1: everyone gets hurt. That's what happens now page two. So
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  Speaker 1: the question for page two, what do you like and
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  Speaker 1: what do you dislike about the big free agent, the
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  Speaker 1: number one free agent on the Kyle Tucker taking his
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  Speaker 1: talents to the Dodgers. So let's start. I'll be Benny
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  Speaker 1: bright Side to start here. It is a supersized combo
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  Speaker 1: meal deal. This is what the nerds love. They love it.
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  Speaker 1: They get all aroused when they see the power and
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  Speaker 1: the speed the combo meal thirty home run power. He'll
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  Speaker 1: steal a bunch of bases. He's a professional pickpocket. I
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  Speaker 1: guess the Dodger's gonna have to run more, and he
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  Speaker 1: does it. He's pit clean, pretty smooth operator. Smooth operator
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  Speaker 1: out there, and he's had a good success rate stealing
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  Speaker 1: bases and all that. And he's not a guy that
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  Speaker 1: strikes out a ton, which is rare in baseball these days.
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  Speaker 1: He's he's not some kind of free swinging carnival act,
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  Speaker 1: which like like Max Munsey or somebody like that. He's
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  Speaker 1: got some plate discipline. He kind of fits a kind
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  Speaker 1: of he does fit the Dodger way, just kind of
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  Speaker 1: wait you out and all that, low strikeouts, high walks,
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  Speaker 1: left handed bat He's the other thing I like is
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  Speaker 1: he's twenty nine, so he's in the sweet spot of
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  Speaker 1: his athletic prime. You're buying it's like going to tire
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  Speaker 1: rack and buying fresh tires. They're not going out to
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  Speaker 1: some chop shop somewhere and buying retreads. And now to
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  Speaker 1: be Benny Buzzkill, because why not. He does have astro DNA,
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  Speaker 1: which makes me want to puke in my mouth. It does. However,
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  Speaker 1: he was not the poster boy for the cheating Astros
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  Speaker 1: in twenty seventeen. In fact, he didn't even play for
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  Speaker 1: the Astros in twenty seventeen. So I want nobody from
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  Speaker 1: the twenty seventeen Astros of any prominence on the Dodgers. Ever,
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't on that twenty seventeen cheating team that was
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  Speaker 1: allowed to get away with it because the sport of
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  Speaker 1: baseball has no leadership. They have a spineless, gutless commissioner.
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  Speaker 1: So he wasn't on that twenty seventeen The other thing
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  Speaker 1: that I think is hilarious to me as I did
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  Speaker 1: some monologues if you listen every night during the summer
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  Speaker 1: in previous episodes of the show summer of twenty twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: and the story was when Kyle Tucker was playing for
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  Speaker 1: Tree in Chicago's Cubs and Yapheemi and all those guys
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  Speaker 1: in Eugene, the story was that Kyle Tucker was going
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  Speaker 1: to get six hundred million dollars in free agency. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: it was likely that story was leaked by I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: Scott Boris, his agent, and then he went out and
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  Speaker 1: Kyle Tucker sucked at a time you cannot suck with
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  Speaker 1: the Cubbies in the friendly confines there in the second
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  Speaker 1: half of the season. And so now he's taking that
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  Speaker 1: very expensive Egyptian pillow with the Dodgers, and the reason
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  Speaker 1: not only did he struggle, but the other thing I
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  Speaker 1: don't really care for is Humpty dumpty, and you signed
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  Speaker 1: players nobody else has its take. By the way, you
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  Speaker 1: sign players who get hurt, they keep getting hurt. You
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  Speaker 1: can't be surprised the guys should be on the injury
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  Speaker 1: list or DL whatever it is. He's had the shin problem,
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  Speaker 1: a hand issue, the calf, he's been banged up like
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  Speaker 1: a circus cannon ball before they added the safety net
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  Speaker 1: back in the day. And so defensively, supposedly, he's on
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  Speaker 1: the decline. He used to be a premium level defensive
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  Speaker 1: player with the leather. Now it's more like vinyl, and
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  Speaker 1: so he's serviceable, it's not as good, you know, day
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  Speaker 1: to day. The other thing about this is he is
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  Speaker 1: a what I call a Will Ferrell type of player
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  Speaker 1: from old school that remember that old movie Old School There.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe it's an old movie now, but it is,
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  Speaker 1: but Will Ferrell that classic line, we're going streaking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so he's he's hot for a month and invisible and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there it is right there. And so they say he's
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  Speaker 1: a Swiss army knife, which means he's not really great
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  Speaker 1: in any one area, but he'll be pretty good in
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  Speaker 1: all areas. Just don't ask him to come out and
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  Speaker 1: be a chainsaw, because that's not going to be what
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  Speaker 1: he does. Their high floor kinda. The warranty is not
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  Speaker 1: that great, and so you enjoy the ride. You might
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  Speaker 1: want to keep the receipt. You might want to file
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  Speaker 1: that away and just make sure you have at least
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  Speaker 1: a photo of it on your phone or something like that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the last word here. This happens every year. Now, it's
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  Speaker 1: a tradition. Like the Swallows returning to Capistrano. The Dodgers
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  Speaker 1: make a big move in free agency. They add one
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  Speaker 1: of the top players on the market, if not the
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  Speaker 1: top player in the market. And this leads to what
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  Speaker 1: do you know what? Yeah, okay, you know, primal scream.
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  Speaker 1: Primal scream around baseball. It's not fair. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: we need a salarycap. The Dodger trying to win and
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  Speaker 1: my team's not trying to win, and I don't like that.
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  Speaker 1: A bunch of cry babies, all right, So the question,
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  Speaker 1: do you have any advice for Major League Baseball fans
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  Speaker 1: suffering from what I call the blue flu over Kyle
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  Speaker 1: Tucker landing in La La Land. So I look at
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  Speaker 1: the immediate reaction on the socials and the drive by
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  Speaker 1: sports media who are in total meltdown, and I laugh,
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  Speaker 1: I laugh, I laugh, I laugh. And so for twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six, Kyle Tucker is patient zero. He is the
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  Speaker 1: one that is spreading the latest wave of the blue
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  Speaker 1: flu very contagious. If you're a fan of the Pirates
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  Speaker 1: or the Reds or the Athletics or the Diamondbacks or
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  Speaker 1: the Mariners or one of those teams and it's about
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  Speaker 1: to become a full blown pandemic against you might want
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  Speaker 1: to go out and buy some bottled water and some
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  Speaker 1: toilet paper, because that's what we do in pandemics. I
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  Speaker 1: learned that in twenty twenty, way back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: So this is a classic case of Dodger derangement syndrome. DDS.
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  Speaker 1: You think it's unfair, Oh my god, it's unfair. H yeah, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: life's unfair that the Dodgers are not just a team.
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  Speaker 1: They are the death Star with a better dental plan,
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  Speaker 1: is what they are. And you dopes that are sobbing right,
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's so bad. Oh my god, the sactuary of
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  Speaker 1: the game. Give me a freaking break, you'd losers. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: The reality for those of you with a functioning brain
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  Speaker 1: is that The Dodgers are at the very top of
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  Speaker 1: the baseball pyramid. We know that everything goes through They
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  Speaker 1: are the gold standard. And while the rest of the
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  Speaker 1: league plays Tiddley Wings, the Boys of Blue every year
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  Speaker 1: are big game hunting and they're getting shamed for it.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine a business where you try to win and other
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  Speaker 1: people look down upon you for doing that. It's not right.
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  Speaker 1: Give us a chance? Why? Why? And I don't get
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  Speaker 1: to listen. I would want to work for somebody that
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  Speaker 1: overpays their employees. Would do you like your boss to
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  Speaker 1: low ball you? I don't. When my boss is low
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  Speaker 1: ball me, I get upset. Do you like when they
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  Speaker 1: lowball you? I don't. I want to work for a
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  Speaker 1: company that pays their employees top dollar. That's what I want. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you're a loser and you want to work for somebody
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  Speaker 1: that is a tightwad. That's on you. That's on you.
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  Speaker 1: And hey, look if you look at the evidence here,
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  Speaker 1: it's working. The twenty twenty five World Series between the
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  Speaker 1: Dodgers and the Blues. And I love being I want
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  Speaker 1: on the radio all over Canada right now. We got
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  Speaker 1: great listenership and big cities all over from Vancouver all
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  Speaker 1: the way across. Yeah, I'm a big fan, right love.
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  Speaker 1: Our friends have brothers and sisters in Canada and they
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  Speaker 1: listen to the show. However, normally, when a Canadian team
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  Speaker 1: is in a championship in American sports, it doesn't get ratings.
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  Speaker 1: The World Series of twenty twenty five between the Dodgers
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  Speaker 1: and the Blue Jays set new records for viewership and ratings.
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  Speaker 1: So you think people tuned in it. I was like
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  Speaker 1: fifty something million people tuned into Game seven Dodgers and
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  Speaker 1: Jays to see the spirit of the game from the
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  Speaker 1: Blue Jays. No, people watched because they wanted to see
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  Speaker 1: the empire fall. They wanted to see the Dodgers choke,
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  Speaker 1: and they almost did. They almost did. It almost doesn't count.
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  Speaker 1: And the other thing a lot of people don't understand,
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  Speaker 1: I guess they're not really baseball fans, is baseball has
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  Speaker 1: been a weak link sport, the weak link of baseball,
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  Speaker 1: meaning that you can have five amazing players and then
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  Speaker 1: you get the Game seven of the World Series. You're
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  Speaker 1: a couple outs away from being eliminated. It's the ninth
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  Speaker 1: inning and you got this scrub, thirty six year old
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  Speaker 1: stiff a two sixty career hitter, just to average baseball
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  Speaker 1: player Miguel Rojas, who man's off, puts big balls, bob
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  Speaker 1: pants on and goes out there and hits a dinger
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  Speaker 1: to tie the game. The Dagger, all right, the Dodge
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  Speaker 1: didn't win the World Series. They couldn't without a basically
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  Speaker 1: scrub hitting a home run. And everyone's all up in arms,
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  Speaker 1: and so come on, just stop. It's I do, and
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  Speaker 1: I do get a kick out of it. I like
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  Speaker 1: the the reaction because it's kind of a it's kind
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  Speaker 1: of amusing to me, the freak out factor.
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  Speaker 1: The big story in baseball was Kyle Tucker as he's
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  Speaker 1: heading to the Dodgers. It's not fair, it's not right.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: It was all up at arms to chill out, relax. Okay,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: what a loser attitude. But our lead this hour from
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: the Pacific Northwest, as we are not that far away.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: This is now Friday, so you know what that means tomorrow?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: It's there. They are sleepless in Seattle. Are they really
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: sleepless in Seattle? Injury Scare? Injury Scare Pacific Northwest, Pacific Northwest.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: The Seahawks quarterback. Is it true? Sam Donald popped up
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: on the injury list? Oh MJ see this you did? Okay?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe not all right? So Sam Donald has a bleak injury.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: That's a side, that's the side of your body. He
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: has oblique injury and has been listed as questionable Capital
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: C Holy No stredenis batman. Now we are told that
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Donald is anticipating and planning on playing in the game
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: tomorrow in the divisional round against the forty nine ers
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: despite the injury on his side. Now, from what we
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: are told, the injury occurred during practice on Thursday. Donald
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: said he quote felt a little something, Oh sounds kinky.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: That was in the left side, you know, bleak the
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: side of the muscles on the side of your bi
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: so left side in the kind of like above your
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: waist a little bit, you know, And that's it's kind
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: of important, kind of important. I was throwing during the
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: you know, obviously the practice period. He left practice precautionary
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: measures blah blah blah blah blah. So that is a
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: good jumping off point. Let us discuss. Seems like kind
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: of a big deal that a starting quarterback in the
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: NFL a couple of days before a playoff game ends
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: up on the injured list as questionable. So my question
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: to the steam panel, how concerned should the twelfth man
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: the twelves? How concerned should the twelves be about Sam
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Donald reporting an oblique injury for the Seahawks. So my observations,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I have capture the flag, purouette on the catwalk, and
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Sega pinball machine, and we will combine all of these
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: three things together. We're gonna play Connect three one two three,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: ABC is what we're going to do. So number I stop,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: all right, So let me dig my clause into this.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Check out the Malor panic O meter, which is never wrong,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: the Malor Panicometer scale of one to ten. And I
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: have the Mallard Panico meter pegged at an eight an eight.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Now keep in mind the Mallard Panico meter is not
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: at an eight because Sam Donald is actually somehow broken.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no. It's because this
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: smells like you smell that. That's capture the flag. It's
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: a lot of sweat. There's a lot of phlegm, a
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: lot of mucus the flag. When Sam's plan capture the flag,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: the flag is embroidered with excuses. This is what's known
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: as a preemptive spin job by the Seattle Seahawks. In
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Sam Donald, Sam Donald's oblique is the perfect alibi, the
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: perfect alibi when he commandeers the Vomit comet. And when
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: he commandeers the vomit commet, he throws a couple of
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: wobblers and that tip pass that bounces off the receiver's
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: hands and is intercepted, and then he throws is that
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: he fumbles the ball there and he walks off the field,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: and then he goes into the news conference room and say, well, Sam,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: you didn't play very well. What happened? And you know?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: And then he he points to his left side. He
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: points to his left side, and he says, hey man,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: you know, dude, what do you want me to do?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, what do you want? What do you want
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: from me? I got you know, the side thing? You
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: get the thing on the side. Now, if Seattle wins,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: of course, this injury will vanish faster than free nachos
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: and a press box. It's insurance. It's troll insurance. Here's
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: the problem. Now, I know it works for low information fans.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I'm sure no. Streudenas already has his excuse posts ready
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: to go on social media when Seattle loses. When you
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: suit up and you're listed as you're you're hurt. Oh
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: he's hurt. What you're doing is actually signing a silent
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: contract with your teammates and your fan base that you're
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: good enough to win that day. That's what you're doing
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: when you agree to play when you suit up and
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: you're hurt. Now you're injured, you don't play. But if
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you're hurt, you're supposed to play. It you rub some
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: dirt on it, put a little ice pack, pharmacy greade, ibuprofen,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: And it's a high stake situation. But availability, as always,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: availability is the best ability. Blah blah blah blah. However,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: the quote that I think applies here, the great Lou
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Holtz back in the day, says, don't tell me how
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: rocky the sea is. Bring the ship in. And if
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Sam Donald goes out there and plays like he normally
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: does in big games, the ship be sinking. So do
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: your job, as Belichick used to say back in the
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: day when he was good. Now page so we zoom
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: off to the windy city of Chicago, the Monsters of
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the Midway, the Bears taking on the Rams in an
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: NFC match up this weekend. And as the Rams and
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Bears get ready for a matchup in an ice box
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: at Soldier Field, the Rams were practicing this week in
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: eighty degree weather. Eighty degree weather, the Rams practicing in
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: so that's kind kind of good for them, I guess. Yeah. Sure.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: And the Bears practicing inside the bubble thing they have
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: and all that. Well, Matthew Stafford is planning on fighting
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: back against mother Nature. Did you see this? No, maybe not.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: But we learned that Matthew Stafford is going to follow
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: the lead of Tom Brady and he will be donning
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: what he will be wearing a scuba suit. Guess yeah,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: he's gonna wear a scuba suit for the for the
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: elements there in Chicago. So the question, here's the question.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Should Matthew Stafford wearing a scuba outfit in the Windy
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: City give ram fans pause? All Right, So I spent
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: about thirty seconds of my life. Someday I'll be dead
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: and I wish I had that thirty seconds. May I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: spent thirty seconds of my life deliberating? And I say no,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I say no, this is nothing to get worked up about.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: It's the boy scout mottol be prepared. And I couldn't
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: give a cockroach's ass if Matthew Stafford does cosplay as
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Aquaman from the Lost Kingdom out there running around, as
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: long as he's throwing the football effectively not turning the
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: ball over, keeping the Rams offense, matriculating down the field,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: just don't go out there and pretend like you're SpongeBob SquarePants.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: We don't want that. We don't want that. And look,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Matthew Stafford. From what I have deciphered, he's worn the
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: wetsuit before, so it's not like he hasn't done this before.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: And there are rumors that Sean McVeigh it's gonna make
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: it like a combo thing, like a tandem deal. He's
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: also gonna wear a wetsuit on the sidelines so they
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: can get together and you can do a pirouette on
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: the catwalk at Soldier Field. Now, I do have an
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: unpopular opinion. It's not part of the orthodoxy of the
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: sporting world right now. The NFL media, my brothers and
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: sisters in the NFL media love love the cold weather narrative.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: You learn it when you go to sports writer clown college,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: the cold weather narrative. However, as I have gotten older,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I believe the impact has been lessened, and that that
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: narrative of the cold weather and how big an impact
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: it is, I believe it's greatly exaggerated and it really
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: only rattles the mentally weak player, the guys who are
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: already defeated when they see their breath. Oh my god,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I see, here's the deal. It's not nineteen sixty seven
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: last I checked anymore. It's just not and Van the
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: one legged Bama Man might disagree, but they've got advanced
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: bells and whistles. Now, they've always kind of had heated benches,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: but those are like top level. You got the next
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: generation of handwarmers. You've got the portable saunas. For God's sakes,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: they're sipping the chicken bra off the hot chocolate at
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: halftime and even during the game. It's like a it's
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: like they're at a ski resort out there. To me,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: the cold weather narrative still applies to one group the
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: real heroes. The real heroes are the fans, the people
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: that sit sedentary in a feels like nine degree day
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: in Chicago and there will be many of them in
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Siberia for four hours without moving much at all. The
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: players have every possible creature comfort you could have to
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: deal with cold weather. And if you're a fan, you
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: got to do it yourself, right, do it yourself, diy.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: You got to bring your own stuff, and a lot
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: of that stuff's not allowed in the stadium. So that's
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: where I am on this game. And hey, after the
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Rams beat the Bears, the team should get together and
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: they should celebrate and do a polar plunge. Into Lake Michigan.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I think that would be a wonderful thing. Who says no?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: All right, final point to the Bay Area we go
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: in un unusual unusual theory has emerged. Some prominent prominent
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: agents believe that the forty nine ers have a big
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: problem on their hands, and they have a theory as
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: to why there are so many players getting injured with
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: the forty nine ers. Did you see this? If not,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: buckle up, bukaroo. The forty nine ers practice facility is
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: next to an electrical substation operated by the Silicon Valley
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Power Company. Now, the hypothesis is that since the players
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: spend most of their time at the facility and it's
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: in close proximity to low frequency electromagnetic fields, do.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Do do do do Do Do Do Do doo?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: That that that that weakens tendons and causes soft tissue damage,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: and that is why the forty nine ers are leading
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: the world in injuries every single year. Yeah, this should
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: be talked about on coast to coast, but we'll talk
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: about it right here. So the question is, do you
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: believe an electrical substation is to blame for the forty
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: nine ers having an infestation of injuries.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Do do do do do do Do Do Do Do
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Do Do Do do.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Do do do do do do? Uh? Sure, why not
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: that that humming electrical substation next to the practice facility,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: courtesy of the Silicon Valley Power Group is zapping the
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: players with low frequency electromagnetic fields and they're turning tendons
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: into wet spaghetti. It's wet spaghetti, is what it is here. Uh,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: that's the ticket, unless it's not. Come on, people, come on, now,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: what are we doing? Are there still people? I remember
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: a few years back there was the five G crowd
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: that was convinced that five G was going to be
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: the death of all of us. And so now I
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: don't totally dismiss all all conspiracies. I don't, I don't.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: This one doesn't seem legit to me. This is the
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: the Sega pinball machine, wack a doodle do, wack a
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: noodle do on steroids and the science you know, who
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: knows what science is. These days were kind of ruined
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: science in twenty twenty. But the science says no, that
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: low frequency that that substation, the levels that that facility
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: sends out does not apparently shred ligaments. Of course, that's
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: what they're saying. There's no credible evidence that that is legit.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: It appears to be just some kind of Internet fever
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: dream kind of thing. I don't know, Jay Scoop cooked
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: that up or not, I don't know, or Nesto in
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: the Bay Area. I have to check with that. Well.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: The Niners have been in that general location practicing there
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: since Ronald Reagan was in the White House in the
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: late eighties, and they have won multiple Super Bowls. Montana
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: was in that building, Steve Young was in that building.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: They've been to six Super Bowls. And yet and yet
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: they've had that same kind of area right near the power,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: right near the power and frying hamstrings like cheap bacon
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: right at the forty nine er facility. And we all
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: know the cliche that injuries happen all the time in
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: the NFL, and the Niners have had more injuries than
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: other teams on average. They're in the upper percentile for injuries.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: And it is a violent game, and human beings are
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: participating last I checked, and a couple of years, we
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: won't have to worry about this because they'll be cyborgs,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: and the cyborgs will be out there in that's it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: But blaming a substation is kind of like blaming your
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: toaster for burning the toast while you were sleepwalking and
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: you were wandering around like a zombie in the kitchen.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Now the x that any part, and this is the
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: part which you cannot ignore, is, even though it's pretty
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: much been debunked, the theory that the Niners facility is
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: responsible for the injuries that are taking place here. The
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: truth does not matter when people start believing this. When
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: the root of belief takes over, like if the people
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: in the locker room or people around the NFL that
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: could end up going to the forty nine ers believe
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: the legend, it becomes their reality. Is we like to say,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: the man who shot Liberty balance. When the legend becomes
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: the fact, you print the legend. So it is a
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: bit of an issue. And knowing how expensive real estate
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: is in the Bay area, good luck. I'm sure the
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Niners will just find a play. Maybe they'll move to
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Fresno and get something in Fresno and practice there. That'll
• 32:47
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• 33:04
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• 33:07
  Speaker 1: and he's gonna get sixty million dollars per years. It's
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: a good amount of money. That's a that's a fair
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: amount of money. But not just the sixty million dollars
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: a year. We are told also there's some little things
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: dripping in here on the Kyle Tucker deal with the Dodgers.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: And Tucker also will be getting a sixty four million
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: dollars signing bonus. Of course, it sounds impressive, but after
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: California taxes and the People's Republic of California and Los Angeles,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Kyle Tucker will walk away with two dollars and seventy
• 33:42
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• 33:46
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• 33:48
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• 33:50
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• 33:57
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• 34:04
  Speaker 2: This is one big fent gets grilled.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Cool believe Patriots left tackle Will Campbell did not have
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: a great game against the Chargers. He allowed several pressures,
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: one of which turned into a strip sack of Drake May.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Campbell said he can't worry about last week and just
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: needs to move on and keep playing. He'll have an
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: even tougher test against the Texans. Ben, should Pat's fans
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: be worried?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, the guy was their first round draft pick.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: He's supposed to be the state and forget it tackle.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: He used to leave him there And if he can't
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: play in the playoffs at a high level like this
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: is this is a big def He goes out there
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: and gets spit roasted and eviscerated by the Texans defense,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: then what's gonna happen on sports radio and on social media.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: He's gonna be disemboweled for the rest of the offseason.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: So yeah, get it done, dude. This is why they
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: your first round draft pick. Step up performed next.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Former NBA champ Tony Allen recently issued an apology of
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: sorts to Cooper Flag. Allen said he was completely wrong
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: about him and see signs of superstardom. Ben, do you
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: think Flag is the real deal.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Uh no, it's too soon to determine that he has
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: played great with The Mavericks are a terrible team. I
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: know they killed the Jazz, but he's he's been better.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I gotta see more. Next.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Alabama quarterback Tys Simpson is heading to the NFL Draft
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: on the advice of Nick Saban. He was offered a
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: lot to stay in school, but Saban said, take money
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: out of the equation and do what you would want
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: to if no one offered you anything. Benas Saban giving
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: good advice. Uh no, I.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Think Simpson is gonna be bad. He first round pick.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: He'll be okay. I don't think he is gonna be
• 35:31
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• 35:33
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  Speaker 1: you are we men. I'm not your mother, dude. I
• 36:18
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• 36:35
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• 36:37
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• 36:44
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• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah you got.
• 36:50
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• 36:53
  Speaker 1: a lifetime supply nothing. So you get that. We all right?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Big Ban's on jokes a week. Did
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: you know that weed Man hit he had to quit
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: his construction job because he was not strong enough to
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: do it. Did you hear about that? No?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, apparently you gave them a two week notice.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: You see what a George and your Valdi. It's lame jokes.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: These are mostly dad jokes. FedEx Mike. FedEx Mike from
• 37:23
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• 37:26
  Speaker 1: since says, why was weed Man staring at the orange
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: juice carton? Why? Because it said concentrate, So you were
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: just you were staring at it?
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  Speaker 2: You want know all right?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Big Ben's lame jokes in the week. This one is
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: from Noah in Austin. Why did weed Man give up
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: on learning Braille?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Apparently you were just not feeling it. You were just
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: not feeling it unfortunately. Answer. It's Noah in Austin, Texas.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: What's a difference between Justin Cooper and weed Man?
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: What?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Well, someday Cooper will have a star on the Hollywood
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Walk of Fame and weed Man will have a star
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: on the Hollywood, Florida Walk of Shame. That's from Eke
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: and Rose with some surprising news. But the rumor on
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: the internet is that weed Man wants to move to Denver.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: You know why?
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Why it's the Mile High City Baby. That's Michael leprecaon
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: That wasn't that funny? What's the best part about an
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: e dog phone call? What when he hangs up? That's
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Noah in Austin as well.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Was that in?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Why did it? Why did weed Man play with a kite?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: When he was young. Why he liked the phrase high
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: as a kite. That's Mike again. All right? What else
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: were we have Big Ben's lame jokes for the week.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Last weekend, Justin in Cincinnati was invited by a female
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: janitor to smoke weed in or apartment. How about that
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: weed man? Wow? Yeah, he declined, He said he can't.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: He can't hang out with high maintenance women. He cannot
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: do it. So what's the difference between an what's the
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: difference between the NFL and the Kardashian family? What the
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Kardashians have never needed a head coach? They've never needed that.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: That's a Gordon and Tacoma sent that one in? Uh, Paige, Dan?
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: What else have we got here? I got one more?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to an engagement in Ohio? No? Yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: you're halfway between Dayton and Marion. That's from Ken that's
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: from fashion. Howage like thanke? You weed man? And Lisa?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Thank you two kids? All right? Thank you so much.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: There you