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Drunk Dial LOUNGE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for the drunk down Lounge just where you call us.
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  Speaker 1: Were around and about and you're hammered or someone's hitting
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  Speaker 1: on you, you can give him this number six two
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  Speaker 1: eight eight three six oh two eight eight eight nineteen
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  Speaker 1: thirty three. Or you could leave us a talk back
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  Speaker 1: on the top guy feature on the free iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 2: Just leave tapped on a microphone. A couple will get
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  Speaker 2: to here.
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  Speaker 3: Yo.
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  Speaker 4: So I was, I was driving home the other day
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  Speaker 4: and I saw Pivotly, I don't do a thing like this,
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  Speaker 4: but like, I saw this duck just like chilling in
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  Speaker 4: the middle of the road, and I was like.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, this thing is going to get hit.
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  Speaker 4: Like people were kind of swerving to missus. So I
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  Speaker 4: decided to just get out of the car, pull off
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  Speaker 4: the side of the road and just helped us duck
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  Speaker 4: off the road. So like, I went over to it,
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  Speaker 4: and it didn't it didn't freak out right away. It
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  Speaker 4: was just chilling there still.
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  Speaker 5: So I went to grab it and I picked it up.
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  Speaker 2: But as I was.
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  Speaker 5: Walking to put it off the side of the road.
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  Speaker 4: I just started like pecking at me and I flopping
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  Speaker 4: his wings and fethers were flying everywhere, and it was
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  Speaker 4: just it was crazy, like it was.
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  Speaker 5: Really fighting me.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, I'm just trying to save you.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to put you off the side of the roads.
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  Speaker 4: You don't get hit. So people were were looking at me,
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  Speaker 4: like people walking around, people were driving by, like like
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  Speaker 4: I heard one guy rolled the window was like, dude,
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  Speaker 4: what are you doing? And so I managed to put
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  Speaker 4: it off, but like it actually got me. I got
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  Speaker 4: scratched a little bit, and uh, I think, uh, I
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  Speaker 4: think I'm a little afraid of ducks now, Like it's weird,
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  Speaker 4: like I've got like an arch nemesis or something. Now
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  Speaker 4: hopefully doesn't too much.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, that's that's it. Okay, I don't like ducks.
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  Speaker 2: I'm afraid of ducks from being a child. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: afraid of them. I just don't like them. Anything to
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  Speaker 2: do with them. I had.
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  Speaker 1: I was on vacation in San Diego one summer and
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  Speaker 1: there was a straight kitten behind a chainling fence and
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  Speaker 1: I tried to hop the fence and my kids were
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  Speaker 1: little and I was trying to be superhero dad, and
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  Speaker 1: I hopped the fence and I went to grab the
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  Speaker 1: kitten and it was a wild one. It was like
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't like kitt and kitten like need to be bottlefed.
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  Speaker 1: It was kitting like maybe I don't know, three months old.
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  Speaker 1: And it shredded my arms. They wanted no part of
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  Speaker 1: me touching it. They scratch, and I remember there was
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  Speaker 1: a Starbucks down the hill and I go to the
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  Speaker 1: Starbucks seat and I was like bleeding everywhere, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, like, do.
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  Speaker 2: We get you some help? Trying to stay with the
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  Speaker 2: kitten pissed off that I kid. I can't imagine a
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  Speaker 2: duck doing that.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, this morning I woke up. I went out last night,
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  Speaker 5: and so this morning I woke up and I couldn't
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  Speaker 5: find my purse. Like I was like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 5: I laught you somewhere. So I'm like streaking out. I
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  Speaker 5: call all my like friends, like I have my like phone,
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  Speaker 5: but I like call all my friends, right, and I
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  Speaker 5: like texting him trying to like find my purse. And
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  Speaker 5: then I quoted the fridge to get a glass of
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  Speaker 5: water and get for my purses.
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  Speaker 3: In the first picture, it's hilarious, hilarious fresh.
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  Speaker 5: Hey podcast listener here, So this might be like way
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  Speaker 5: late than if you guys are.
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  Speaker 3: Still trying to get a hold of Jesse McCartney.
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  Speaker 4: You should know that he is a huge TikTok creator now,
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  Speaker 4: so that's why he's too busy for you. Guys, Hey,
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  Speaker 4: piece of mud, leave a beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Sault alone, beautiful soul call back, Jim. Is he really
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  Speaker 2: a big TikTok creator?
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  Speaker 3: Like it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking up TikTok. She might have him confused with
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  Speaker 2: Tara Cuff. Jesse McCartney. Here we go, always got one
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  Speaker 2: port two million followers. Jesse. Oh wow, you should make
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  Speaker 2: a TikTok of him not calling us back.
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  Speaker 5: This morning.
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  Speaker 2: I will tell same one. Don't tell me. Does she
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  Speaker 2: leave her person the fridge?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 5: I know this sounds crazy, but I honestly think I'm
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  Speaker 5: met my soulmate tonight.
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  Speaker 3: She is a bartender and he made my drink for
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  Speaker 3: me perfectly. I mean perfectly. No one has ever been
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  Speaker 3: able to make my drink the wait I make my drink.
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  Speaker 3: This man made this drink even better.
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  Speaker 5: Than I make my drink strong poor Lime Wedge, Flash
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  Speaker 5: of Saints Remain.
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  Speaker 3: I was just like, listen, I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't I don't know if anyone's ever told you this,
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  Speaker 4: but this is literally what love feels like. I'm literally
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  Speaker 4: ready for you to oppose to me.
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  Speaker 3: So I honestly think he's my soulmate.
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  Speaker 4: If anyone knows Travis the bartender from Old Town, let
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  Speaker 4: him know.
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  Speaker 3: He's the one. And my answer is yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of get that though, Like I go not
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  Speaker 1: like romantically, but I go to I get smoothies at
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  Speaker 1: one Stop Nutrition right, and they got like fifty seven locations,
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  Speaker 1: but there's like two or three that I hit every
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  Speaker 1: once in a while. And there's this guy named the Cole.
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  Speaker 1: He makes the one right. He makes the best smoothies ever.
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  Speaker 1: When I get a protein shake, And if I were
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  Speaker 1: going there and someone else, I'll be like, who's.
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  Speaker 2: Cold in here?
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  Speaker 1: And then when I go to other ones, like I'll
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  Speaker 1: go to the one on Scotts Road, or I go
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  Speaker 1: to the one on Shay and I'll be like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: can some of them call coal?
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  Speaker 2: That's what he does work at this location. Uh, he's
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  Speaker 2: the best anyway, totally get it.
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  Speaker 1: Leave us the talkback, Tap the microphone on the iHeartRadio
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  Speaker 1: app and we'll get the talk back. Or six oh
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  Speaker 1: two eighty eight, nineteen thirty three, it's John Jay and
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  Speaker 1: Rich drunk Down Lounge