Latest / The Skol Hop / The Vikings are 6-0! Sippy cup beer, Colts Recap, Lions Lookahead | TSH Ep. 161
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- 0:00Speaker 1: All right. Hey, Vikings fans, welcome in to another episode
- 0:03Speaker 1: of The Skol Hop.
- 0:04Speaker 2: I'm Evan. And I'm Austin.
- 0:06Speaker 1: We're just a couple of dudes from Iowa. We like
- 0:08Speaker 1: drinking beer and talking about the Vikings. Yeah, we do.
- 0:10Speaker 2: And even though I predicted correctly, somebody had a good
- 0:16Speaker 2: idea to make a bet last week about the Purple Punishments,
- 0:19Speaker 2: and I still had to spin the wheel.
- 0:21Speaker 1: You made a bet. You followed through on it. I
- 0:23Speaker 1: respect that. And you did great. And we got to
- 0:25Speaker 1: use our new wheel.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 0:27Speaker 1: Yeah, we did.
- 0:28Speaker 2: And we also gave a good recap of the Colts'
- 0:31Speaker 2: loss to the Vikings. The Vikings just keep winning, and
- 0:34Speaker 2: it's awesome.
- 0:35Speaker 1: 6-0, baby. We also took a look ahead at the
- 0:38Speaker 1: Vikings' hopeful win over the Lions next week.
- 0:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty hopeful on that one. You'll have to
- 0:45Speaker 2: listen to hear our overall thoughts of that game. But
- 0:48Speaker 2: we also talked about some potential trades the Vikings could
- 0:51Speaker 2: make before the deadline.
- 0:52Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be interesting to see if they make any moves.
- 0:55Speaker 1: Until then... Grab a cold one of your choice. Join
- 0:58Speaker 1: us for episode 161 of The Skull House.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Skull. Skull. Skull. Skull.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Skull. Skull.
- 1:02Speaker 2: Skull. Skull.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Skull.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Skull.
- 1:33Speaker 1: All right, Austin, I don't know if you remember, but
- 1:36Speaker 1: last week we said that regardless of what happened, we
- 1:40Speaker 1: would spin the wheel of purple punishments.
- 1:42Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as we were wrong with our preseason picks.
- 1:45Speaker 1: Well, we were right.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Yeah, so we don't have to spin the wheel.
- 1:49Speaker 1: But we still agreed. Do we need to go back
- 1:52Speaker 1: and watch the tape really quick?
- 1:53Speaker 2: I don't know. You know, I feel like I had
- 1:56Speaker 2: an idea, but then we were both just like, no,
- 1:58Speaker 2: that's dumb. We shouldn't do that.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Let's just watch the tape really quick. We have to
- 2:02Speaker 1: follow through. We made a gentleman's agreement. Huzzah. But let's
- 2:05Speaker 1: remind the viewer what we agreed to last week. Here
- 2:09Speaker 1: we go. Oh, we have this new wheel. We do.
- 2:11Speaker 1: And we should probably use it next week because that
- 2:14Speaker 1: would be kind of fun. So what do you.
- 2:15Speaker 2: I mean, our predictions are pretty far off.
- 2:19Speaker 1: I think plan A is if they lose.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Obviously, yeah.
- 2:23Speaker 1: We just spin it like normal and we both have
- 2:26Speaker 1: to do the punishment.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Yep.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Plan B... And hopefully plan B happens. The Vikings win.
- 2:33Speaker 1: And whoever picked the farther away margin of victory, is
- 2:43Speaker 1: that fair? I don't even know if that's fair because
- 2:45Speaker 1: you picked a pretty far margin of victory and I
- 2:47Speaker 1: picked a pretty close one.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Well, it's almost like you're zero and I'm 100. So
- 2:55Speaker 2: whichever ends up being more right, you know what I mean?
- 2:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Let's do that. Whoever's less right has to spin the wheel. Okay.
- 3:04Speaker 2: It's a really good thing we didn't shake hands on that.
- 3:07Speaker 1: We did shake hands on it.
- 3:08Speaker 2: I don't remember.
- 3:09Speaker 1: We did.
- 3:09Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
- 3:11Speaker 1: But do you want to remind everybody at home what
- 3:14Speaker 1: your score prediction was and what my score prediction was?
- 3:17Speaker 2: So we both said the Vikings would win, and that's
- 3:20Speaker 2: all that matters. But I did say, and I truly
- 3:23Speaker 2: thought this, and this has been... Kind of morphed my
- 3:26Speaker 2: thoughts on the team going forward. But I did say
- 3:29Speaker 2: that the Vikings were going to break out. This was
- 3:31Speaker 2: going to be the offensive explosion, finally, that we haven't seen.
- 3:35Speaker 2: I thought it would be like a 31-7 victory for
- 3:38Speaker 2: the Vikings. And you said?
- 3:41Speaker 1: 20-17 was my prediction.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:45Speaker 1: I was much closer. It was 16-10, which is kind
- 3:48Speaker 1: of a weird score.
- 3:49Speaker 2: It is, yeah.
- 3:50Speaker 1: But the Vikings still won, which was good. We both
- 3:53Speaker 1: picked that they would win. You just happen to be
- 3:56Speaker 1: less right about the win. So that was pretty far off.
- 3:59Speaker 1: And we have this new wheel. Yeah. That your coworkers
- 4:03Speaker 1: gave you. Yeah. We got to spin this bad boy.
- 4:06Speaker 2: All right.
- 4:06Speaker 1: You get to do the inaugural spin. Yay. Oh yeah.
- 4:11Speaker 2: Didn't we?
- 4:12Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. Just prop this up a little bit so
- 4:14Speaker 1: everybody at home can see it. All right. So you
- 4:18Speaker 1: don't flip it off when you, uh, when you spin it.
- 4:21Speaker 2: I'll flip it off. Um, It's a little inside baseball.
- 4:25Speaker 2: We have almost 24 things on the wheel. So we
- 4:31Speaker 2: kind of came up with, I will flip a coin
- 4:35Speaker 2: and that will determine which list I'm going off. And
- 4:38Speaker 2: then I'll spin the wheel and that'll be the final
- 4:41Speaker 2: determinant of what my punishment is.
- 4:44Speaker 1: So we split the list of 24 into two. So
- 4:47Speaker 1: we have 12 in one list, 12 in the other.
- 4:49Speaker 1: If you Flip heads, you're subject to one list based
- 4:53Speaker 1: on the number you spin. If you flip tails, you
- 4:55Speaker 1: get the other list. If you flip tails, number 12
- 4:59Speaker 1: on the tails list is I choose what you do.
- 5:02Speaker 2: All right. Well, I don't want you to choose. Let's
- 5:04Speaker 2: let fate choose. All right. I'm going to do this
- 5:07Speaker 2: right in front of.
- 5:11Speaker 1: You. There's no beer to let it take a swim
- 5:15Speaker 1: in either.
- 5:15Speaker 2: That's a heads.
- 5:16Speaker 1: That's heads. All right.
- 5:18Speaker 2: So now.
- 5:19Speaker 1: Eat something spicy is on that list. Take it off
- 5:21Speaker 1: the list for me.
- 5:21Speaker 2: That's not too bad. I'm going to give it a
- 5:23Speaker 2: good spin.
- 5:23Speaker 1: All right. Ready? Looks like number eight to me, which
- 5:31Speaker 1: is a sippy cup. You will be drinking your beer
- 5:35Speaker 1: out of a sippy cup. All right. Great. Let me
- 5:40Speaker 1: go get one of those quick. Tell us how you feel.
- 5:43Speaker 2: You know, I don't feel too great. I think this
- 5:46Speaker 2: is going to be Frustrating. It's going to be annoying.
- 5:49Speaker 2: I think the biggest frustration is going to be... Oh, yeah,
- 5:53Speaker 2: that's fine. I can mess with Luke's clues.
- 5:55Speaker 1: That's okay.
- 5:56Speaker 2: I think the biggest annoyance... Maybe it's just going to
- 5:59Speaker 2: be a series of annoyance. I was going to say
- 6:01Speaker 2: he's pouring it in here. So I will move my
- 6:06Speaker 2: awesome stein.
- 6:10Speaker 1: And it will be... Don't ruin it.
- 6:12Speaker 2: It will be replaced by blue over here.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Sorry, kids.
- 6:17Speaker 2: Uh, so yeah, I, uh, what do you, do you
- 6:20Speaker 2: think I just got to pour and then seal?
- 6:22Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you have to, the lid has to be on.
- 6:24Speaker 1: And then when you run out, you got to pour
- 6:26Speaker 1: it again.
- 6:27Speaker 2: And I feel like this is going to quickly turn
- 6:29Speaker 2: into like a geyser.
- 6:30Speaker 1: I don't know. Is this open? I don't know.
- 6:33Speaker 2: Do I have to twist it? Oh, your kids have
- 6:36Speaker 2: left a.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Lot of good tooth marks on there. That's part of
- 6:39Speaker 1: the punishment.
- 6:39Speaker 2: There's a hairy hair right there. I think it's hairy.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Maybe it's one of the fake beard hairs.
- 6:44Speaker 1: Cause that's probably what it is. Cause it was sitting
- 6:46Speaker 1: in that bag. It's clean, I can tell you that.
- 6:49Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Well, and beer is self-sanitizing.
- 6:52Speaker 1: That's right.
- 6:53Speaker 2: We're all good.
- 6:53Speaker 1: All right. Well, let's get into the beer. I brought
- 6:55Speaker 1: the beer tonight. It's from Barn Town Brewing. We've had
- 6:58Speaker 1: a few of theirs before. Actually, one of their beers
- 7:01Speaker 1: is the gross beer.
- 7:04Speaker 2: The Tickle My Pickle.
- 7:05Speaker 1: Yeah. So one of us may have to drink that.
- 7:08Speaker 1: They do make good beer, though. We just didn't happen
- 7:11Speaker 1: to be fans of that one at all. And I'm
- 7:13Speaker 1: excited to try this one. This is their Classic Amber.
- 7:16Speaker 1: And it's pretty straightforward. There's nothing super fancy about the can.
- 7:20Speaker 1: There's nothing super, there's no description. I don't even see
- 7:23Speaker 1: an ABV on here. We could maybe look it up.
- 7:26Speaker 2: I'm going to guess somewhere around five.
- 7:29Speaker 1: Five something. Yeah. We can maybe Google it, but let's
- 7:33Speaker 1: crack these open and have fun drinking out of a
- 7:35Speaker 1: sippy cup. Yay. I'll drink out of our normal, awesome
- 7:41Speaker 1: beer steins that we got from the dollar store. Yeah. Yeah.
- 7:44Speaker 2: Amazing. Oh, man.
- 7:46Speaker 1: I can't. This is. And you can't really do an
- 7:48Speaker 1: Austin pour with that either.
- 7:49Speaker 2: Ah! I can't really pour it at all. We are prepared.
- 7:56Speaker 2: I did make a mess here a little bit. Nothing crazy,
- 7:58Speaker 2: but a little bit. Might have to pour over this
- 8:02Speaker 2: paper towel.
- 8:03Speaker 1: We're always prepared here at the School Hop. Ah! Do
- 8:07Speaker 1: you need a funnel? I might. I don't know.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Oh, there we go.
- 8:10Speaker 1: Okay.
- 8:11Speaker 2: I think I just need to be a man about
- 8:13Speaker 2: it and pour.
- 8:15Speaker 1: All right.
- 8:15Speaker 2: I can't pour too much. That's the other thing. I'm
- 8:18Speaker 2: going to have to pour into this like 12 times.
- 8:20Speaker 1: You're going to be an expert by the end of
- 8:21Speaker 1: the night. Yeah. You're also prolonging my enjoyment of the
- 8:26Speaker 1: beer because this is taking so long.
- 8:27Speaker 2: It's a shared punishment. So, yeah.
- 8:30Speaker 1: It is kind of... I resent the fact that you
- 8:33Speaker 1: spun this one.
- 8:35Speaker 2: But, yeah, I hope this doesn't seal too well.
- 8:38Speaker 1: All right. Skol. Skol. I don't even... Did you get anything?
- 8:54Speaker 1: I did.
- 8:55Speaker 2: I definitely did, but that was trippy. Usually, I have
- 8:58Speaker 2: flashbacks of being a kid and drinking out of stuff
- 9:01Speaker 2: like that and having, like, apple juice. Not beer.
- 9:04Speaker 1: It's not apple juice. Nope.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Yeah, but the beer.
- 9:08Speaker 1: It's really good beer. It's actually got, like, it's kind
- 9:12Speaker 1: of got, like, a spice profile that I wasn't expecting. Like, typically,
- 9:19Speaker 1: the amber beers are, like, just malty and there's just
- 9:25Speaker 1: grain and malt and that's kind of yeah this has
- 9:28Speaker 1: like a little bit of spice to it in a
- 9:30Speaker 1: good way not like heat spice but just like.
- 9:33Speaker 2: Uh like a spice what they say like a spiced
- 9:36Speaker 2: rum yeah yeah yeah kind of like that autumn spice so.
- 9:39Speaker 1: It gives it a really nice unique flavor i like
- 9:41Speaker 1: it a.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Lot yeah i like it too um it's weird to
- 9:45Speaker 2: be drinking better in a normal glass yeah drinking out
- 9:47Speaker 2: of blue's clue's head um i've got you know I'm
- 9:51Speaker 2: going to be drinking it ounce by ounce because this
- 9:54Speaker 2: thing probably holds, I'm going to guess, like four ounces.
- 9:58Speaker 1: Yeah, they're small.
- 10:00Speaker 2: But yeah, I really like the beer. I was at
- 10:04Speaker 2: Barntown Brewing not terribly long ago with Friend of the
- 10:06Speaker 2: Show Forest. And I probably had the closest thing they
- 10:10Speaker 2: would have to like an IPA or something. I don't
- 10:12Speaker 2: remember exactly what I had, but I did not have this.
- 10:15Speaker 2: This is very good though. I would seek this out again.
- 10:17Speaker 1: There you go. Well, Hopefully you feel the same way
- 10:21Speaker 1: after drinking two 16 ounce cans through, that's going to
- 10:25Speaker 1: be like eight pours. I'm doing the math in my
- 10:28Speaker 1: head right now.
- 10:28Speaker 2: This is going to be like, it's ridiculous, but it's
- 10:31Speaker 2: also like tedious.
- 10:34Speaker 1: And therein lies the punishment. Do you, do you feel
- 10:37Speaker 1: like there's like pressure building up with.
- 10:39Speaker 2: So I took the first drink and I expected like to,
- 10:42Speaker 2: to put it down and have it just kind of
- 10:44Speaker 2: explode a little bit. And it didn't do that. So there's,
- 10:49Speaker 2: We're going to, it's a journey we're all going to
- 10:51Speaker 2: go on together, guys.
- 10:53Speaker 1: All right. Well, let's switch gears and talk about the
- 10:56Speaker 1: journey that our 6-0 Vikings are on. You look absolutely
- 11:02Speaker 1: ridiculous doing that. 6-0. 6-0. The last remaining undefeated team.
- 11:10Speaker 1: Both the 49ers and the Chiefs were defeated this last weekend.
- 11:14Speaker 1: The Vikings stand alone atop the entire league. And a
- 11:18Speaker 1: ton of people, including friend of the show Dustin, were
- 11:23Speaker 1: going back into the archives and digging into like, okay,
- 11:27Speaker 1: teams to start 6-0 or the last teams to be
- 11:30Speaker 1: undefeated went on to do X, Y, and Z. The
- 11:34Speaker 1: expectations are really high. I think Dustin Baker posted something
- 11:38Speaker 1: that said the last time the Vikings were the last
- 11:42Speaker 1: remaining undefeated team was 2016, and they went 8-8 and
- 11:46Speaker 1: missed the playoffs. And they were the only team in
- 11:49Speaker 1: history or something crazy like that to start 6-0 and
- 11:53Speaker 1: then not make the playoffs. So... Other than that, I
- 11:59Speaker 1: think history is in the Vikings' favor to make the
- 12:02Speaker 1: playoffs and potentially make a deep run in the playoffs.
- 12:07Speaker 1: We can talk a little bit more about our thoughts
- 12:10Speaker 1: on all that, but let's talk roses and thorns. What
- 12:14Speaker 1: was a rose for you?
- 12:16Speaker 2: I mean, mine kind of melded together, my roses and thorns,
- 12:21Speaker 2: but the rose part is just that. They're 6-0. They're undefeated.
- 12:25Speaker 2: We could list off, and we probably will talk about,
- 12:28Speaker 2: A whole list of things we're concerned about, things that
- 12:31Speaker 2: aren't great, things that could be way better, things that
- 12:35Speaker 2: people will point out when they're trying to say that
- 12:38Speaker 2: the Vikings are frauds and that they're not good. But
- 12:42Speaker 2: aside from all of that, the Minnesota Vikings are currently undefeated.
- 12:48Speaker 2: And I've said it a few times, the more games
- 12:51Speaker 2: they win, it just feels like more of a head start.
- 12:55Speaker 2: They don't have concerns about the offense and they've lost
- 12:59Speaker 2: three or four games. They don't have an injury to
- 13:03Speaker 2: their young starting left guard and some concerns about, you know,
- 13:09Speaker 2: other players having missed time on offense and they've lost
- 13:13Speaker 2: three or four games. You know, they do have concerns
- 13:15Speaker 2: and nobody's perfect, but the Vikings record is. So the
- 13:20Speaker 2: best remedy is winning games and, We could be sitting
- 13:24Speaker 2: here saying we wanted people fired, we want the D.C.
- 13:27Speaker 2: to be the head coach, we want a different quarterback,
- 13:31Speaker 2: and sure, are all those talking points valid a little bit?
- 13:35Speaker 2: Why not? And if we didn't talk about them, then
- 13:38Speaker 2: we wouldn't be worth our weight in podcast if we
- 13:40Speaker 2: didn't bring stuff like that up. But the only thing
- 13:43Speaker 2: that matters is winning games, and the Vikings have won
- 13:47Speaker 2: every one they've played. So that's my roast. Everything beyond
- 13:51Speaker 2: the That. Everything, yeah, they're 6-0, but... Everything after the
- 13:55Speaker 2: word but doesn't matter because they're 6-0.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Okay. I'll give you my rose, but first let me
- 14:04Speaker 1: just paint the picture for you and for the listener.
- 14:08Speaker 1: Because I'm an English teacher and I like to speak
- 14:11Speaker 1: figuratively and I like figurative language. Roses and thorns exist
- 14:17Speaker 1: on the same plant, right? And... Are you trying to, like,
- 14:22Speaker 1: prevent it from spilling?
- 14:23Speaker 2: I'm afraid of, sorry, I just took a drink. I'm
- 14:26Speaker 2: afraid of it dripping. I still don't know yet if
- 14:29Speaker 2: it's going to drip. And I'm wearing the Hitman jersey today.
- 14:33Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to talk about him in a little bit.
- 14:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want it to have beer dripped on it.
- 14:37Speaker 1: I think you'll be okay. I think it still sealed
- 14:40Speaker 1: pretty good.
- 14:41Speaker 2: The few drinks I've had, it hasn't dripped once. But
- 14:44Speaker 2: I am going to be taking this lid off, you know,
- 14:46Speaker 2: 10 to 20 times.
- 14:48Speaker 1: We've got more of these. We do, yeah. Um, okay.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Back to the English lesson here. Um, roses and thorns
- 14:54Speaker 1: exist on the same plant, right? And one of them
- 14:59Speaker 1: is awesome. Like roses are great. Like you buy your
- 15:03Speaker 1: wife roses. She's happy. They look really nice. Um, even
- 15:07Speaker 1: just the petals on the rose itself are like really
- 15:10Speaker 1: soft and they're cool to look at. They are kind
- 15:13Speaker 1: of a pain in the butt if they grow in
- 15:15Speaker 1: your yard, but it's mostly because of the thorns, right?
- 15:19Speaker 1: The thorns are the worst. The last two houses I've owned,
- 15:22Speaker 1: this house and my previous house, have had rose bushes.
- 15:26Speaker 1: And I've had to deal with them. I've taken them
- 15:28Speaker 1: out in both places. And it's not because I don't
- 15:31Speaker 1: like the way the flowers look. It's because they're a
- 15:35Speaker 1: pain to do anything else around. The thorns stick you
- 15:39Speaker 1: and prick you and they're just not pleasant. And it's
- 15:43Speaker 1: kind of this weird dichotomy of how could something so
- 15:48Speaker 1: beautiful and nice exist with something so awful. Roses and thorns.
- 15:55Speaker 1: The rose is for me, this defense. Yeah.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Yeah. They are awesome in all the right ways. Harrison Smith,
- 16:06Speaker 1: you're wearing his jersey here, had the game ceiling interception,
- 16:10Speaker 1: his 40th of his career. He slammed the ball down
- 16:14Speaker 1: on the 40 yard line afterwards. It was just a,
- 16:17Speaker 1: a really cool exclamation point on a great, uh, defensive win.
- 16:22Speaker 1: And I'll talk about some of the other, uh, defensive
- 16:26Speaker 1: players here in a little bit. Cause a lot of
- 16:28Speaker 1: these defensive players are just, they're shining right now. They
- 16:33Speaker 1: are the, the pedals on the ropes.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Why are you, why are you laughing?
- 16:37Speaker 1: I can't take you seriously. The noise too. It's the kissing,
- 16:41Speaker 1: the kissing noises over here. Um, The list goes very,
- 16:47Speaker 1: very deep with these defensive players. Dallas Turner, Andrew Van Ginkle,
- 16:51Speaker 1: Blake Cashman, Harrison Smith, Byron Murphy. Holy cow, we could
- 16:56Speaker 1: just keep going and going and going because these guys
- 16:59Speaker 1: are just playing lights out. They're playing great defense. The
- 17:04Speaker 1: mastermind behind it all, Brian Flores, is coaching out of
- 17:08Speaker 1: his mind right now, and he's Driving opposing offense is
- 17:13Speaker 1: absolutely crazy because they don't know how to prepare for him.
- 17:17Speaker 1: The defense of this Vikings team is my rose.
- 17:20Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's a well-earned rose by them. They're the
- 17:25Speaker 2: most fun thing about this team to watch right now.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:31Speaker 2: I mean, anybody that knows football at all would tell
- 17:33Speaker 2: you this defense is the best part of the team.
- 17:36Speaker 2: It's maybe the best defense in the league, maybe one
- 17:38Speaker 2: of the best defenses ever. in league history. Uh, yeah,
- 17:42Speaker 2: just crazy things you can say. And they're all true. Um,
- 17:46Speaker 2: well-earned Rose, Evan, uh, what about your thorn?
- 17:50Speaker 1: So roses are the nice part of the plant. Everybody
- 17:54Speaker 1: likes that part, but nobody likes the thorns. And you
- 17:57Speaker 1: said earlier that the Vikings are six and oh, but
- 18:00Speaker 1: nothing after that matters. Um, I'm still going to push
- 18:05Speaker 1: back on that and say, we got to talk about
- 18:07Speaker 1: this offense. Um, Because the offense still leaves a lot
- 18:12Speaker 1: to be desired. And the offense is a thorn in
- 18:15Speaker 1: so many ways. And it's not that the offense is horrendous.
- 18:20Speaker 1: We could sit here and say there are worse offenses.
- 18:25Speaker 1: Some bright spots. They're not really turning the ball over.
- 18:29Speaker 1: And for the most part, they're healthy. They got a
- 18:31Speaker 1: lot of their guys back this last week. But there
- 18:36Speaker 1: just seems to be this lack of urgency. There seems
- 18:39Speaker 1: to be a lack of cohesion there seems to be
- 18:43Speaker 1: um just a lack of a lot of things we
- 18:48Speaker 1: got a geyser on our hands here.
- 18:50Speaker 2: I thought that might happen at some point for the
- 18:52Speaker 2: listeners i took a drink out of the sippy cup
- 18:54Speaker 2: and it finally happened the straw kind of not much
- 18:58Speaker 2: it was a couple of drops just a little spray
- 19:00Speaker 2: just to let me know hey i can't be so
- 19:02Speaker 2: laissez-faire um but yeah.
- 19:06Speaker 1: All that to say um These are the thorns on
- 19:10Speaker 1: this rose plant. And, again, generally speaking, roses are good things, right? Like,
- 19:16Speaker 1: you buy your wife roses, she's happy. This Viking season
- 19:21Speaker 1: has been a rose so far. It's been awesome. It's
- 19:25Speaker 1: been great. 6-0. The last remaining undefeated team. But every
- 19:29Speaker 1: rose has thorns. Every good flower has these.
- 19:33Speaker 2: That would be a really good song. Every rose... Has
- 19:38Speaker 2: its thorn. You're musically inclined, man. You should write something
- 19:43Speaker 2: like that. I'm sure nobody, I can't believe nobody's ever
- 19:45Speaker 2: put that out.
- 19:46Speaker 1: I'm a poet and I didn't even know it. But yeah.
- 19:50Speaker 1: I think your thorn is similar to me.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Yeah. If you're done, I'll take the wheel here. I guess, yeah,
- 19:58Speaker 2: mine is also the offense, but more so every week
- 20:02Speaker 2: I keep saying, like, yeah, it feels like they're going
- 20:05Speaker 2: to take a step. Yeah, the offense– They just need
- 20:07Speaker 2: to mesh together. They need to get better. They need
- 20:09Speaker 2: to get healthy, which they finally did. They need to
- 20:11Speaker 2: have a week off, which they did, and Kyler just
- 20:14Speaker 2: needs to get a little bit more in this offense,
- 20:15Speaker 2: and he has been. My ultimate thorn isn't just the offense.
- 20:21Speaker 2: I get the feeling now that we've seen the peak
- 20:26Speaker 2: of this offense. The whole talk right now is, hey,
- 20:31Speaker 2: the run game could use some help, and Aaron Jones,
- 20:34Speaker 2: he's a juggernaut. What's the word? A warrior. He's dealing
- 20:40Speaker 2: with injury and he just keeps going out there and
- 20:43Speaker 2: performing well. This week we got Jordan Mason back and
- 20:46Speaker 2: he was out there. He had one or two decent
- 20:49Speaker 2: runs and Aaron Jones was still out there. For the
- 20:54Speaker 2: six weeks in a row, there was a point where
- 20:55Speaker 2: Aaron Jones was questionable to come back in the game. Actually,
- 20:58Speaker 2: I think this week was the first time he didn't
- 21:00Speaker 2: come back. But There's also the rumors of like, well,
- 21:05Speaker 2: the Vikings, you know, the Colts are starting their fire
- 21:07Speaker 2: sale today. They traded away Quentin Nelson and DeForest Buckner.
- 21:13Speaker 2: And now then everybody's kind of anticipating, all right, the
- 21:15Speaker 2: next one could be Jonathan Taylor. And are the Vikings
- 21:18Speaker 2: in on that? And I'm here, like, I'd be okay
- 21:21Speaker 2: with that depending on the price. But even if they
- 21:24Speaker 2: made a trade for Jonathan Taylor or Saquon Barkley or
- 21:27Speaker 2: some awesome running back, I just have the sense that
- 21:32Speaker 2: the Vikings' offense just isn't going to get any better.
- 21:35Speaker 2: I think we've seen the peak. Kyler has shown us
- 21:38Speaker 2: what he's going to give us. I don't know that
- 21:40Speaker 2: anything's really going to click more than it already has.
- 21:43Speaker 2: I feel like he probably knows the playbook as well
- 21:46Speaker 2: as he's going to know it. And maybe he is
- 21:49Speaker 2: pretty comfortable. I mean, he's been playing okay. Like, he
- 21:53Speaker 2: hasn't looked completely lost like he did, you know, in
- 21:57Speaker 2: the first few plays against the Packers game in Week 1.
- 22:01Speaker 1: But it still... it's not, it's.
- 22:03Speaker 2: Not doing much. Justin Jefferson, I think is like 45th
- 22:07Speaker 2: in receiving in the league. Now they've also already had
- 22:12Speaker 2: their buy. Um, and Justin Jefferson missed all of one
- 22:16Speaker 2: game and most of another. So there's a little bit
- 22:20Speaker 2: of built-in excuses there, but like, it's not a high
- 22:24Speaker 2: flying offense. It's not electric, excuse me. Um, And I
- 22:30Speaker 2: just get the sense what we have is what we're
- 22:32Speaker 2: going to get. And it really is, if this Vikings
- 22:35Speaker 2: team is going to end this season very successful, whether
- 22:39Speaker 2: it's making the playoffs or a deep playoff run or better,
- 22:43Speaker 2: it's just going to be in spite of the offense.
- 22:45Speaker 2: We're not going to have that 38-7 game. The offense
- 22:51Speaker 2: just isn't capable of that right now, which is my
- 22:55Speaker 2: biggest thorns.
- 22:58Speaker 1: So I just pulled up, and I think a lot
- 23:01Speaker 1: of people use this website. It's rbsdm.com, and it's a
- 23:07Speaker 1: stat site that takes stats that I don't fully understand,
- 23:12Speaker 1: like drop back EPA per play and rush EPA per play.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Stuff that I don't fully understand, but stuff that I
- 23:18Speaker 1: think is probably fairly trustworthy when it comes to stats
- 23:21Speaker 1: in the NFL. So I'll throw a couple of these
- 23:25Speaker 1: up here. So the first chart we'll look at is
- 23:29Speaker 1: offense in the league. And when we're looking at offense
- 23:32Speaker 1: in the league, you've got teams like the Bills, the Chiefs,
- 23:36Speaker 1: the Niners, heck, even the Cowboys and the Jaguars are
- 23:40Speaker 1: up in kind of this upper tier where they are
- 23:45Speaker 1: producing yards and eventually points both through the air and
- 23:50Speaker 1: on the ground. And the Vikings are in negative territory
- 23:55Speaker 1: in both of those. Um, not, it's not to say
- 23:58Speaker 1: that like they're going negative. You can't score negative points. Um,
- 24:04Speaker 1: but in terms of, um, you're struggling to pour that.
- 24:10Speaker 2: Yeah. I almost thought I was going to spill there.
- 24:12Speaker 2: This is going to be a major distraction the entire day.
- 24:14Speaker 1: Major distraction.
- 24:17Speaker 2: Um, but yeah, keep, keep going.
- 24:18Speaker 1: Sorry.
- 24:18Speaker 2: Anyways.
- 24:19Speaker 1: Um, yeah, you can't score negative points, but, um, I
- 24:23Speaker 1: think the essence is, This offense isn't efficient. And that's
- 24:29Speaker 1: the company that the Vikings offense finds themselves in. They
- 24:32Speaker 1: find themselves down in the area of the chart with
- 24:35Speaker 1: teams like the Eagles, the Titans, the Dolphins, the Browns,
- 24:38Speaker 1: the Saints, the Cardinals. Not great offensive teams.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Not great, Bob.
- 24:44Speaker 1: Not great, Bob. But if we flip this over to defense, my,
- 24:48Speaker 1: how the turntables have turned. The Vikings defense is in
- 24:53Speaker 1: a league of its own up in the upper right-hand
- 24:57Speaker 1: corner of this chart. And there's nobody even close to them.
- 25:01Speaker 1: The only other teams close to them are the Bucks
- 25:03Speaker 1: and the Seahawks. The Niners are kind of there, the Chiefs,
- 25:08Speaker 1: the Steelers, the Broncos, all teams with notably good defenses.
- 25:14Speaker 1: But no one's close to the Vikings at all. And
- 25:17Speaker 1: it's crazy to see it laid out on a graph,
- 25:21Speaker 1: on a chart like this, where... you can see visually
- 25:25Speaker 1: taking all the data from all the games to where
- 25:28Speaker 1: we are at, you know, going into week seven, the
- 25:33Speaker 1: offense is definitely a thorn and the defense is definitely
- 25:36Speaker 1: the best part of this team.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Yeah. One, one thing that you mentioned earlier that I
- 25:43Speaker 2: think is extremely important and it's the reason, the secondary
- 25:48Speaker 2: reason why the Vikings haven't lost games is Earlier you
- 25:52Speaker 2: said the offense is doing a really good job of
- 25:55Speaker 2: not turning the ball over. If everything was the same
- 25:59Speaker 2: for this offense, except they were losing the turnover battle,
- 26:05Speaker 2: even by one every game, this Vikings team has not
- 26:10Speaker 2: won very many games this year. I don't know that
- 26:13Speaker 2: we've had a game yet this year where the Vikings
- 26:17Speaker 2: have lost the turnover battle. They've either been... even or
- 26:23Speaker 2: better than the other team, I believe, in every game
- 26:25Speaker 2: this year. And there might be one or two that
- 26:28Speaker 2: they haven't. But that's the kicker. Yeah, Kyler's not thrown
- 26:32Speaker 2: for 250 yards every week. I think he did that
- 26:35Speaker 2: close to once a few weeks ago. He's got three
- 26:39Speaker 2: touchdown passes, I believe, on the year, and we're six
- 26:43Speaker 2: games in.
- 26:46Speaker 1: But.
- 26:47Speaker 2: He also hasn't been throwing interceptions left and right. There's
- 26:50Speaker 2: been a couple, but not everyone. Aaron Jones had that
- 26:54Speaker 2: fumble a couple weeks ago, but nothing really outside of that.
- 26:57Speaker 2: This offense has not turned the ball over. And the
- 27:00Speaker 2: defense has gotten turnovers, but it's also been really good
- 27:03Speaker 2: outside of needing those turnovers. So that's the two main
- 27:07Speaker 2: reasons why the Vikings are 6-0 and why we're not
- 27:10Speaker 2: completely in despair right now.
- 27:14Speaker 1: According to profootballreference.com, the Vikings have won the turnover battle
- 27:19Speaker 1: all season long. They have not lost the turnover battle.
- 27:25Speaker 1: And I think notably there are now four games, three games,
- 27:31Speaker 1: three games that the Vikings haven't turned the ball over
- 27:33Speaker 1: in at all. They turned the ball over twice against
- 27:37Speaker 1: the Saints, once against the Bucs, and once against the Packers.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Other than that, they haven't turned the ball over at all.
- 27:43Speaker 1: And the defense has produced at least one turnover in
- 27:46Speaker 1: every single game. That's wild. One turnover against the Colts,
- 27:49Speaker 1: one against the Dolphins, two against the Packers, Bears, and
- 27:55Speaker 1: Bucks in each of those games, two each, and then
- 27:58Speaker 1: three against the Saints. So this defense outside of two
- 28:02Speaker 1: games is producing multiple turnovers a game. This defense is elite.
- 28:07Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. Um, and I, I brought this up a
- 28:10Speaker 2: few weeks ago. Um, this, this team is, you know, we,
- 28:15Speaker 2: we wouldn't be as concerned if it was the offense
- 28:19Speaker 2: that was as elite and the defense was as mediocre
- 28:22Speaker 2: as the offenses. So like if we flipped the scores
- 28:26Speaker 2: of each of these games, yeah, the, the biggest win
- 28:30Speaker 2: the Vikings have had this year score wise, I believe
- 28:32Speaker 2: was against the Packers in week one when it was what,
- 28:35Speaker 2: 39 to 20 something, right? Like that. And that was
- 28:40Speaker 2: a late game comeback. Um, the biggest offensive performance of
- 28:44Speaker 2: the season so far. And most of that was quarterbacked
- 28:47Speaker 2: by Carson Wentz. Um, but if every game, you know, we,
- 28:51Speaker 2: against the Colts, it was 16 to 10. If you
- 28:54Speaker 2: added 25 points to both of those teams, or that'd
- 28:58Speaker 2: be like 41 to 35, we're sitting here like, man,
- 29:02Speaker 2: the Vikings can really put up points. Not a lot
- 29:05Speaker 2: of people would be putting a lot of stock into,
- 29:07Speaker 2: holy cow, the Vikings are, the defense is allowing 30
- 29:11Speaker 2: plus points every week. Like it, it just, we wouldn't
- 29:14Speaker 2: be as concerned because the part that all of us,
- 29:17Speaker 2: you know, couch football fans are watching are passing yards
- 29:22Speaker 2: and touchdown passes and big runs by Jordan Mesa. So like,
- 29:26Speaker 2: I don't, it's, it's maybe not as sexy, but defensive,
- 29:31Speaker 2: you know, dominance is, is still good football to watch
- 29:36Speaker 2: and something to behold. It just doesn't feel as good.
- 29:39Speaker 2: It doesn't feel like, Oh, my team's awesome. We usually
- 29:43Speaker 2: say my team's awesome. They scored 40 points the last
- 29:45Speaker 2: three weeks. It not, Oh, my team's awesome. They only
- 29:48Speaker 2: allowed 10 points in each of the last three weeks.
- 29:50Speaker 2: You know, it's, it's a tough way.
- 29:52Speaker 1: And I think we are in, uh, a defensive wave
- 29:55Speaker 1: of NFL football right now. Um, I think, Offensive players
- 29:59Speaker 1: league-wide are getting banged up. They're getting hurt a lot.
- 30:03Speaker 1: How many starting quarterbacks are already out and we're not
- 30:06Speaker 1: halfway through the season yet? And then that's not to
- 30:09Speaker 1: count running backs and wide receivers and other skilled players.
- 30:15Speaker 1: I think we are seeing a resurgence of that old-school,
- 30:20Speaker 1: rough-and-tough defensive brand of football. Right now the Vikings are
- 30:25Speaker 1: second league-wide in point deferentials. At plus 51, they only
- 30:30Speaker 1: trail the Niners, who have a plus 58. That's not
- 30:33Speaker 1: a big point differential for anybody. The Vikings lead the
- 30:39Speaker 1: league in points allowed. So, again, arguably the best defense
- 30:43Speaker 1: in the league. They've only allowed 74 points, but what's
- 30:46Speaker 1: interesting is They are fourth worst. The Vikings are fourth
- 30:49Speaker 1: worst in points four. Yeah. They are at the bottom
- 30:53Speaker 1: of the league, and those charts that we just showed
- 30:55Speaker 1: a minute ago prove that. They're not effective on the
- 31:00Speaker 1: offensive side of the ball, and they're really leaning on
- 31:03Speaker 1: defense and special teams to carry them through these games.
- 31:06Speaker 2: Yeah, and for a team that has... I mean, if
- 31:09Speaker 2: you just count the number of guys who start on
- 31:11Speaker 2: offense that have made Pro Bowls, who have... won awards
- 31:16Speaker 2: and been highly regarded as offensive skill players or really
- 31:20Speaker 2: good blockers. Like this offense on paper should be really good.
- 31:25Speaker 2: Kyler Murray should be really good. It's just that the
- 31:29Speaker 2: equation isn't equating, you know, it's not, it's not turning
- 31:33Speaker 2: out the way we want it. So it feels frustrating.
- 31:36Speaker 2: And that's why everybody thinks the Vikings are the worst
- 31:38Speaker 2: six and O team in history. Like, okay. Just cause
- 31:42Speaker 2: you don't respect defense. Everybody, I've seen the tweet a
- 31:45Speaker 2: million times. Like, oh, everybody says defense wins championships until
- 31:49Speaker 2: it's the Vikings defense winning these games. So it's just,
- 31:53Speaker 2: this is the cross we have to bear this season.
- 31:56Speaker 2: Just like this sippy cup is the cross I have
- 31:59Speaker 2: to bear this episode. How many times have you filled
- 32:01Speaker 2: that up? Because I just poured my second beer. Three times.
- 32:04Speaker 2: The initial and then two after that. So I'm going
- 32:07Speaker 2: to keep a mental track.
- 32:08Speaker 1: You're up three to two. Plus one.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Man, you're losing that, that. that poor differential.
- 32:14Speaker 1: I'm okay with that. Yeah. Um, let's talk about game balls. Yeah. And, uh,
- 32:20Speaker 1: I really hope that you give your game ball to
- 32:22Speaker 1: somebody on the offensive side of the ball after we
- 32:24Speaker 1: just ragged on them for, I'm just kidding.
- 32:27Speaker 2: You don't have to, my game ball will be different
- 32:29Speaker 2: than it has been all season.
- 32:31Speaker 1: Kyler Murray.
- 32:32Speaker 2: I mean, hopefully some, sometime I get to give him
- 32:34Speaker 2: a game ball, but no, uh, not, not this week. Um, no, I'm,
- 32:39Speaker 2: I'm repping his Jersey. I, uh, I'm very excited and
- 32:44Speaker 2: just super happy for Harrison Smith. I think, you know,
- 32:49Speaker 2: the numbers, one more interception didn't really change much, but
- 32:53Speaker 2: he hit the 40 club. I think it was Alec
- 32:57Speaker 2: Lewis on Twitter said something like, oh, Harrison Smith now
- 33:01Speaker 2: with 40 interceptions, now he only needs like 41 more
- 33:04Speaker 2: to reach the other guy that wore 22 for the
- 33:08Speaker 2: Vikings in Paul Krause. I don't think Harry's going to
- 33:11Speaker 2: hit 80-something interceptions. That's Paul Krause's NFL career record. But
- 33:18Speaker 2: Harrison Smith, he's playing about half the snaps each game.
- 33:23Speaker 1: I think he played more in this game. Okay, all right.
- 33:26Speaker 1: I think. I don't have hard numbers off.
- 33:28Speaker 2: It's been roughly around half every week. So I think
- 33:31Speaker 2: Eric Thompson on Twitter the day after the game each
- 33:35Speaker 2: week kind of puts out the snap counts. And then
- 33:39Speaker 2: some PFF scores. It's a really nice thing that he does.
- 33:43Speaker 2: I retweeted him in the last couple of days saying
- 33:46Speaker 2: he's doing the Lord's work. But every week I see
- 33:49Speaker 2: his snap counts and defense usually shows Harrison Smith. Like
- 33:53Speaker 2: if there's 80 snaps on defense, Harry's usually around 40-ish.
- 33:57Speaker 2: So Harrison Smith gets that 40th interception. I think statistically
- 34:04Speaker 2: they're going to have him split a sack with Dallas Turner. Um,
- 34:09Speaker 2: so he's, he's above 20 sacks in his career. Um,
- 34:13Speaker 2: we've known him to be a hall of famer for
- 34:16Speaker 2: a long time. Uh, I think there's no question whatsoever.
- 34:19Speaker 2: He's a first ballot hall of famer. Um, real people
- 34:22Speaker 2: who know ball know about Harrison Smith hall of famers
- 34:26Speaker 2: who played safety know about Harrison Smith. Um, he's one
- 34:29Speaker 2: of the best football players of our lifetimes. Um, and
- 34:34Speaker 2: he seems like a good dude. um and just a
- 34:38Speaker 2: guy to root for i'll never forget that fake first
- 34:41Speaker 2: sendoff that we all had for him in that packers
- 34:43Speaker 2: game um it's one of my favorite vikings fan moments.
- 34:47Speaker 1: I think he loved it secretly he.
- 34:49Speaker 2: Did and then he's like well i have to retire
- 34:51Speaker 2: now because after that um thank goodness he didn't retire
- 34:54Speaker 2: um and i think he's still an important piece of
- 34:58Speaker 2: the defense whether it's his intercepting ability he On the field,
- 35:03Speaker 2: he has one interception this year. I know he's not
- 35:05Speaker 2: a ball hawk like he has been earlier in his career.
- 35:09Speaker 2: But also as far as he's not a rah-rah leader.
- 35:13Speaker 2: He's not yelling at everybody, but he's one that if
- 35:16Speaker 2: he stands up to say something, everybody's going to stop
- 35:18Speaker 2: and listen. Yeah, he's one of my favorite Vikings. He
- 35:23Speaker 2: had a great game, and he definitely earns my game ball.
- 35:27Speaker 1: You were right. 53% of the snaps, according to footballguys.com.
- 35:32Speaker 1: But I was also kind of right because he eclipsed
- 35:36Speaker 1: the halfway point in the last two games. Week four
- 35:40Speaker 1: and week five, he was in on 64% of those snaps.
- 35:44Speaker 1: And that was up from 45% in week three, 39%
- 35:48Speaker 1: in week two, and 38% in week one. So they've
- 35:51Speaker 1: definitely kind of ramped him up a little bit. And
- 35:54Speaker 1: then after the bye week, they kind of tapered him off.
- 35:56Speaker 1: slightly it's been one game but not a ton it'll
- 35:59Speaker 1: be interesting to see how involved he is especially going
- 36:03Speaker 1: into this next stretch and we'll talk about this next
- 36:05Speaker 1: stretch of games because i think the next four games
- 36:08Speaker 1: for sure look to be challenging for the vikings um
- 36:14Speaker 1: while you're taking a good long swig uh do you
- 36:18Speaker 1: have to like relieve the.
- 36:18Speaker 2: Pressure i do i'm afraid of it it's you know
- 36:21Speaker 2: spitting up like i did that one.
- 36:22Speaker 1: Time My game ball. I'm going to give my game
- 36:26Speaker 1: ball to a guy that I think we underestimate. I
- 36:30Speaker 1: think we forget about him. But I saw a stat
- 36:33Speaker 1: today that reminded me of just how great he is.
- 36:37Speaker 1: And actually, let's look at his snap count. He was
- 36:42Speaker 1: in on 100% of the snaps, my game ball guy.
- 36:47Speaker 1: And my game ball is going to Blake Cashman. 100%
- 36:51Speaker 1: of the snaps, both week five and this past week,
- 36:55Speaker 1: week seven, he's usually 90% or more. And the interesting
- 37:02Speaker 1: stat that I came across today was that the Vikings,
- 37:06Speaker 1: since picking him up in free agency a few years ago,
- 37:09Speaker 1: the Vikings are 25-7 with that guy on the field.
- 37:13Speaker 2: That's crazy.
- 37:15Speaker 1: 25-7. And without him, there was a seven-game stretch where
- 37:18Speaker 1: they played without him. They are three and four.
- 37:23Speaker 2: He's important for Brian Flores' defense.
- 37:25Speaker 1: You tell me. Yeah, you tell me how important this
- 37:29Speaker 1: guy is just looking at those numbers. He was also
- 37:33Speaker 1: PFF's highest graded defensive player. He was like 90-something PFF
- 37:38Speaker 1: score after this week. So he played a heck of
- 37:43Speaker 1: a game. I want to pull up the– box score
- 37:47Speaker 1: quick because I don't know that the box score really
- 37:50Speaker 1: like gave a ton of information that way and now
- 37:55Speaker 1: I can't find the dumb box score for this game
- 37:58Speaker 1: but I'm getting there hang on but I still think
- 38:03Speaker 1: you'd see his his fingerprints in the box score a
- 38:08Speaker 1: little bit he led the team in tackles 12 total
- 38:11Speaker 1: tackles you just mentioned Harrison Smith and Dallas Turner getting
- 38:17Speaker 1: a sack. This guy had two sacks on his own.
- 38:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Three quarterback hits, two tackles for loss. This guy was
- 38:26Speaker 1: just– he was in the backfield. He was disruptive.
- 38:29Speaker 2: Four passes defended. So there was a couple– it would
- 38:32Speaker 2: have been a tough interception, but early on he.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Almost got a pick.
- 38:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 38:36Speaker 1: So he– not only is he in the backfield, but
- 38:38Speaker 1: he's covering passes as well. Blake Cashman, we can't forget
- 38:43Speaker 1: about this guy. He is– He is a key to
- 38:46Speaker 1: this Vikings defense. I can't look at you seriously. What's
- 38:49Speaker 1: so funny, Ev?
- 38:50Speaker 2: I'm just drinking beer, man.
- 38:52Speaker 1: Out of a bluey sippy cup, and it's bluey. Not bluey,
- 38:55Speaker 1: blues clues. Blues clues. It's pretty great. Never in my
- 38:58Speaker 1: wildest dreams would I have imagined that when we were kids,
- 39:02Speaker 1: you'd be sitting here drinking beer out of a blues
- 39:05Speaker 1: clues sippy cup. Look, man. Blake Cashman, though. Harrison Smith.
- 39:11Speaker 1: You can't go wrong with either one. I think they're
- 39:13Speaker 1: both deserving. And they're both these veteran presence guys that
- 39:18Speaker 1: I think Brian Flores and KOC rely on heavily to
- 39:22Speaker 1: carry the culture of the team and to be those
- 39:25Speaker 1: coaches on the field, to be the eyes on the field.
- 39:28Speaker 2: And both Harrisons. and Blake Cashman, final year of their deals.
- 39:33Speaker 2: Harrison Smith, I think he even recently said, like, yeah,
- 39:36Speaker 2: this is it.
- 39:36Speaker 1: Probably going to retire.
- 39:37Speaker 2: Blake Cashman, he's like 30, 31, but that's not terribly old,
- 39:41Speaker 2: especially when you're playing football and playing it well. I'm
- 39:45Speaker 2: kind of concerned Blake Cashman, You know, every year we
- 39:49Speaker 2: say it, Brian Flores may be a head coach next year.
- 39:51Speaker 2: He's probably going to go on. Blake Cashman may be
- 39:55Speaker 2: more comfortable if Brian Flores goes and becomes a head
- 39:59Speaker 2: coach for another team.
- 40:00Speaker 1: And follow him.
- 40:02Speaker 2: And it's a major payday that he's about to get.
- 40:05Speaker 2: The Vikings have a few players. Maybe that's a topic
- 40:07Speaker 2: we need to talk about sometime soon. The Vikings have
- 40:10Speaker 2: a few players that are coming up on big paydays.
- 40:13Speaker 2: And I have a feeling you're not going to be
- 40:16Speaker 2: able to pay everybody Jalen Redman, Blake Cashman, I think
- 40:19Speaker 2: Andrew Van Ginkle. I might be wrong on Van Ginkle,
- 40:23Speaker 2: but there's a handful of guys that we would all
- 40:25Speaker 2: like to see the Vikings re-up that they're just not
- 40:29Speaker 2: going to be able to keep everybody. So I hope
- 40:32Speaker 2: this isn't the last year of Blake Cashman in purple,
- 40:34Speaker 2: but it could be.
- 40:37Speaker 1: It could be. All right. I'm going to need you
- 40:42Speaker 1: to just get your Lions stuff out of the way
- 40:47Speaker 1: right now before we talk about the Lions.
- 40:50Speaker 2: What do you mean?
- 40:51Speaker 1: Your whole shtick about they're the worst. Go ahead.
- 40:54Speaker 2: What were you going to say?
- 40:55Speaker 1: The worst fans.
- 40:57Speaker 2: Are you, Evan, saying that the Lions have the worst
- 41:00Speaker 2: fans in all of sports? I think last week I
- 41:06Speaker 2: even went as far as to say that Lions fans
- 41:10Speaker 2: are the most absurd, terrible, horrible collection of human beings
- 41:17Speaker 2: that have ever collected themselves in human history. Now that,
- 41:25Speaker 2: that might be a little overkill, but no, I'll double down.
- 41:28Speaker 2: They are, they're the worst people in the world, the
- 41:31Speaker 2: worst fans in sports. And yes, I know Eagles fans exist.
- 41:35Speaker 2: I just, I don't believe how obnoxious Lions fans are.
- 41:41Speaker 2: They're absolutely the worst. Is that what you're talking about, Ev?
- 41:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 41:46Speaker 2: So you agree with me on that?
- 41:47Speaker 1: Not really, but it's okay. I just wanted you to
- 41:49Speaker 1: get it out so that we could have a good, thoughtful,
- 41:52Speaker 1: even-keeled discussion about the Vikings.
- 41:55Speaker 2: Oh, you wanted me to get it all out. That
- 41:56Speaker 2: was just a little bit to the light. No, I'm
- 41:58Speaker 2: just kidding. But yeah, we've all been around them.
- 42:04Speaker 1: I haven't really been around them too much.
- 42:05Speaker 2: I attended a Vikings game. The Sam Darnold year, a
- 42:09Speaker 2: couple years ago.
- 42:10Speaker 1: I know you did.
- 42:10Speaker 2: The Lions barely eked it out against the Vikings, and
- 42:14Speaker 2: hearing them chant that two-bit, second-rate quarterback's name in my
- 42:20Speaker 2: fan's stadium was really annoying. I saw a Lions fan
- 42:24Speaker 2: knock a beer out of a Vikings fan's hands because
- 42:28Speaker 2: the Vikings fan mocked that Jared Goff right in the
- 42:32Speaker 2: Lions fan's face, which they're all children, whatever, but Lions
- 42:36Speaker 2: fans knocked it out, and I had my kids with me,
- 42:39Speaker 2: and this was several. I was at the top of
- 42:41Speaker 2: a staircase, and I saw it at the bottom. I
- 42:44Speaker 2: was not about to have my kids around that, but ridiculous.
- 42:48Speaker 1: Lions fans are the worst. This is unrelated. I will
- 42:51Speaker 1: take a little bit of a tangent really quick.
- 42:54Speaker 2: We don't do that.
- 42:55Speaker 1: We don't. Well, I do.
- 42:56Speaker 2: I'm really good at it.
- 42:58Speaker 1: I'm great at it. I know that you care about
- 43:02Speaker 1: the Hawkeyes more than I do. We live in Iowa,
- 43:04Speaker 1: you know. one of the whole baseline things about our show.
- 43:10Speaker 1: We're just a few dudes from Iowa drinking beer and
- 43:12Speaker 1: talking about the Vikings. The Hawkeyes got beat by the
- 43:15Speaker 1: Gophers this last weekend. Last second field goal. Crazy. It
- 43:20Speaker 1: was in Huntington Bank Stadium in Minneapolis. They rushed the field.
- 43:25Speaker 1: It was great. I wore my Gopher polo to church
- 43:27Speaker 1: on Sunday.
- 43:28Speaker 2: Yeah, you texted me. I did not answer you.
- 43:31Speaker 1: I did what I said I would. And I'm not
- 43:33Speaker 1: the world's biggest Gopher fan. No, yeah. When they're not
- 43:36Speaker 1: playing Minnesota, I'll root for the Hawkeyes, usually. But anyways,
- 43:42Speaker 1: did you see, there's a video of a really obnoxious
- 43:46Speaker 1: Iowa fan who was kind of acting like the Lions
- 43:50Speaker 1: fans that you're talking about.
- 43:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say, Hawk fans, you know, we have
- 43:54Speaker 2: a reputation. I'm not one of those.
- 43:57Speaker 1: I'm just saying. Yeah, no, yeah. Pot, kettle.
- 44:00Speaker 2: There's bad apples in every group, but I can at
- 44:02Speaker 2: least say Hawk fans are better groups of people than
- 44:06Speaker 2: the collective Lions fan group. I can say that pretty confidently.
- 44:11Speaker 1: I'd be interested to hear, drop a comment out there
- 44:14Speaker 1: if you're listening. What do you think, if you're listening,
- 44:17Speaker 1: of the Gophers and the Hawkeyes? Where do you sit
- 44:21Speaker 1: on that whole thing? The Gophers now have all three
- 44:23Speaker 1: of their major rivalry trophies. Weird.
- 44:27Speaker 2: It's never happened.
- 44:28Speaker 1: Paul Bunyan's axe, the little brown jug, and the Floyd
- 44:32Speaker 1: of Rosedale.
- 44:32Speaker 2: They probably don't have a trophy case big enough for that.
- 44:35Speaker 1: I think they do. They displayed it proudly.
- 44:37Speaker 2: They had to dust that one off real hard.
- 44:40Speaker 1: It's all over Twitter. They even added other fake trophies
- 44:45Speaker 1: in there. I forget what they all were, but there
- 44:47Speaker 1: were some funny memes of a fourth trophy that was
- 44:50Speaker 1: added in there. Anyways, comment where you land on all
- 44:54Speaker 1: that and let us know if you think Hawkeye fans
- 44:57Speaker 1: are just as bad or not as bad as Lions fans.
- 45:03Speaker 1: And if If you're not a college football fan, let
- 45:06Speaker 1: us know. Maybe if it's not the Lions, who does
- 45:11Speaker 1: have the worst fan base in the NFL? Because I
- 45:13Speaker 1: think the Eagles are up there.
- 45:15Speaker 2: Yeah, they're pretty bad.
- 45:16Speaker 1: I think the Eagles are up there.
- 45:17Speaker 2: At least the Eagles have success in their franchise.
- 45:22Speaker 1: True. I think Eagles fans are a little... Pardon my French,
- 45:27Speaker 1: but a little neutered right now. They're tapered down a
- 45:32Speaker 1: little bit because... You know, Jalen Hurts, you know, all
- 45:36Speaker 1: respect to that guy, very talented football player. It's kind
- 45:38Speaker 1: of tough what happened to him with the blood clots
- 45:41Speaker 1: and stuff. But their fan base is really bad. And
- 45:45Speaker 1: Philadelphia is a tough city. So it kind of makes sense.
- 45:48Speaker 1: It tracks. But I think there are some other franchises
- 45:51Speaker 1: out there that people would say, oh, no, these fans
- 45:54Speaker 1: are the worst. Drop a comment. Let us know what
- 45:56Speaker 1: you think. All right.
- 45:57Speaker 2: I'm commenting right now. All right.
- 45:59Speaker 1: Let's see. Austin's like random school hop fan from Iowa.
- 46:07Speaker 1: Let's talk about the Vikings-Lions game. It's a noon game,
- 46:11Speaker 1: normal schedule. It's in Detroit. Nothing super crazy about that either,
- 46:18Speaker 1: I don't think. It's not like it's a West Coast game.
- 46:20Speaker 1: The Vikings typically don't perform well in those or haven't historically.
- 46:26Speaker 1: The Lions are currently favored by three points. and are
- 46:30Speaker 1: in third place in the NFC North. And you've told
- 46:32Speaker 1: me before, and it still doesn't make complete sense to me,
- 46:35Speaker 1: home teams typically get a one and a half point.
- 46:38Speaker 2: It's like three points.
- 46:40Speaker 1: Margin? Yeah.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Usually the home team, you just start off.
- 46:44Speaker 1: You change your number every time.
- 46:45Speaker 2: No, you always say one and a half, and I
- 46:47Speaker 2: always correct you. Home team usually gets the three point bump.
- 46:50Speaker 1: Okay. So what you're saying then is if they're favored
- 46:53Speaker 1: by three, that means that this game is basically even.
- 46:57Speaker 2: Pretty much. It's just, you know, home field advantage is
- 46:59Speaker 2: a thing.
- 47:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 47:01Speaker 2: Not having to sleep. I think even home teams, like
- 47:03Speaker 2: the night before they sleep in a hotel, um, but
- 47:06Speaker 2: you're not having to get on a plane. This isn't,
- 47:08Speaker 2: I don't know what the flight is from Minneapolis to Detroit,
- 47:11Speaker 2: but I can't be.
- 47:12Speaker 1: It's not that long. I've flown through Detroit before. Yeah.
- 47:16Speaker 2: Condolences. Um, but yeah, I think this, everything is saying, um,
- 47:22Speaker 2: it's going to be a close game. Now we are, this,
- 47:24Speaker 2: this line will move, um, Over under 46.5 points. I
- 47:31Speaker 2: would bet the under unless the Lions somehow figured out
- 47:35Speaker 2: the Vikings' defense. Yeah, I don't think this will be
- 47:38Speaker 2: a high-scoring game at all. I think the Vikings are
- 47:41Speaker 2: showing that they're not going to have high-scoring games at all,
- 47:45Speaker 2: both because of their offensive ability and their defensive ability,
- 47:48Speaker 2: good and bad. But yeah, I'm not concerned about the
- 47:52Speaker 2: Lions at all. Uh, it's a phrase of yours.
- 47:56Speaker 1: Famous last words.
- 47:57Speaker 2: Yeah. I, uh, you, you've said it before and I
- 47:59Speaker 2: agree with you. You said it last week.
- 48:00Speaker 1: I said it last week. Yeah.
- 48:02Speaker 2: Um, so I, I mean, yes, Jared Goff, serviceable quarterback.
- 48:08Speaker 2: You could even say decent.
- 48:10Speaker 1: He's better than Kyler Murray.
- 48:11Speaker 2: Yeah, sure. Um, Kyler Murray won't be a starting quarterback
- 48:15Speaker 2: in the NFC North next year unless he's with one
- 48:17Speaker 2: of the other three teams, but that's a discussion for
- 48:20Speaker 2: another day. Um, Obviously, Jameer Gibbs, he's an electrifying player.
- 48:28Speaker 2: Amon Ross St. Brown, just as electrifying at wide receiver.
- 48:33Speaker 2: The Lions have some weapons, and they're not bad 4-2.
- 48:36Speaker 2: I mean, if you ever told me, hey, after six games,
- 48:41Speaker 2: the Vikings are 4-2 in any given season, you're not
- 48:44Speaker 2: upset about that. The only difference is this NFC North,
- 48:48Speaker 2: for whatever reason, is good all the time now. and
- 48:52Speaker 2: you have to basically be undefeated to be at the
- 48:54Speaker 2: top of the division. So yeah, these teams are pretty good.
- 48:59Speaker 2: I think the Lions are still pretty fraudulent. Their coach
- 49:04Speaker 2: makes boneheaded, dumb decisions to go for it when not
- 49:10Speaker 2: only shouldn't you, but nobody would think it's a good idea,
- 49:13Speaker 2: even the craziest of analytical people. Yeah, even at home
- 49:18Speaker 2: for the Lions, they're lost last year, I believe at
- 49:21Speaker 2: home for them, to Max Brosmer.
- 49:26Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 49:27Speaker 2: Until Brian Flores starts breaking down and showing true weaknesses
- 49:33Speaker 2: on a consistent basis in his defense, or if there
- 49:36Speaker 2: were big injuries, if All of a sudden we get
- 49:39Speaker 2: a number one injury report in the next day or so,
- 49:43Speaker 2: and Blake Cashman did not participate. That would be concerning.
- 49:47Speaker 2: But until we get something like that, I'm really not concerned.
- 49:51Speaker 2: The offense has shown what they're going to give us,
- 49:54Speaker 2: and it's not great, but it's at least consistent. The
- 49:58Speaker 2: defense is light out, and I think this is going
- 50:02Speaker 2: to be another solid win for the Vikings this week.
- 50:06Speaker 1: You seem pretty confident.
- 50:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I really am.
- 50:10Speaker 1: I can appreciate your confidence. I've been saying, though, for
- 50:15Speaker 1: a few weeks, the Vikings will lose a game.
- 50:18Speaker 2: Sure, they probably will.
- 50:20Speaker 1: Or a handful at some point. Like, it will happen.
- 50:25Speaker 1: I think this might be a loss for the Vikings. Okay.
- 50:30Speaker 1: And I guess I haven't looked at the injury report,
- 50:34Speaker 1: and it's... We're recording on Tuesday night, so.
- 50:36Speaker 2: They haven't even put out the first.
- 50:38Speaker 1: Right.
- 50:38Speaker 2: It'll come out Wednesday, so probably as you're listening to this, people.
- 50:43Speaker 1: But I guess my point is I don't even know
- 50:45Speaker 1: who could be on it based on the Lions-Packers game
- 50:50Speaker 1: from last week.
- 50:51Speaker 2: Well, I've got that up, actually. Vikings, Aaron Jones... And
- 51:00Speaker 2: that's it as far as, like, active players. Everybody else
- 51:03Speaker 2: is Donovan Jackson on the IR, Josh Oliver on the IR. So, yeah,
- 51:08Speaker 2: Aaron Jones just because he came out of the last
- 51:10Speaker 2: game questionable. And then for the Lions, you have Rake Straw,
- 51:16Speaker 2: a cornerback. Never heard of him. Must not be that great.
- 51:20Speaker 1: St. Brown is on there. St.
- 51:21Speaker 2: Brown questionable with an ankle, but I don't know if
- 51:24Speaker 2: that was just for a few minutes against, was it
- 51:27Speaker 2: the Packers they just played? And then Kirby Joseph, he's
- 51:32Speaker 2: on IR. So the Lions don't have a really long list,
- 51:36Speaker 2: but St. Brown would be big for them to miss,
- 51:39Speaker 2: but also their offense is pretty good even without him.
- 51:41Speaker 2: So it'll be interesting to see how the injury reports
- 51:45Speaker 2: come out this week.
- 51:46Speaker 1: Agreed. And I think that will definitely determine a lot
- 51:50Speaker 1: about how this game will go. I think if the
- 51:53Speaker 1: Lions are banged up, the Vikings are relatively healthy at
- 51:57Speaker 1: this point. you know, not including Aaron Jones, who I
- 52:02Speaker 1: think is still going to be battling to get out
- 52:05Speaker 1: on the field. Yeah. Um, but yeah, it'll be, it'll
- 52:09Speaker 1: be very interesting to see. Uh, what did we predict
- 52:12Speaker 1: in the purple punishments for this game?
- 52:14Speaker 2: So, um, Evan, we're guaranteed a spin next week for
- 52:18Speaker 2: the purple punishments. I predicted a win. Um, you predicted
- 52:22Speaker 2: a loss. Um, and I think it sounds like, and
- 52:26Speaker 2: that was of course our preseason picks. Um, Kind of
- 52:29Speaker 2: sounds like we're going to be pretty consistent with our
- 52:32Speaker 2: current picks. Evan, are you comfortable yet giving a score prediction?
- 52:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I could throw one out there. I think the
- 52:42Speaker 1: Vikings offense will produce some points. I don't think it's
- 52:46Speaker 1: going to be as low scoring as it has been.
- 52:50Speaker 1: But I still think it's a loss, and I think
- 52:53Speaker 1: it's probably something like I don't know, 31-21. Oh, wow. Okay.
- 53:00Speaker 1: This Lions offense has a lot going for it, and
- 53:04Speaker 1: I think they will have fun. I think this defense
- 53:10Speaker 1: will eventually just get to a breaking point where they're like, nah,
- 53:14Speaker 1: we can just let them have fun for a day.
- 53:17Speaker 1: We're 6-0. We're still going to be in first place
- 53:19Speaker 1: in the division even if we give up a game.
- 53:21Speaker 1: We're not losing one game. Now, losing a divisional game,
- 53:28Speaker 1: it's a big deal. I'm not saying it's not. But
- 53:32Speaker 1: losing one game, whatever, it's not going to rock the
- 53:36Speaker 1: boat too much. And the Vikings have to be looking
- 53:39Speaker 1: ahead at their schedule. There's a lot coming up with, shoot,
- 53:48Speaker 1: it's the Lions, but then it's the Bills on, I
- 53:52Speaker 1: think that's a Monday night game. um at home but
- 53:55Speaker 1: it's a monday night game and then they go to
- 53:58Speaker 1: green bay in the middle of november which could be
- 54:01Speaker 1: kind of chilly could be although the weather's been pretty
- 54:03Speaker 1: warm and then they have to travel to mexico city
- 54:06Speaker 1: and play the niners as the away away team and
- 54:10Speaker 1: that's a sunday night game i believe and then if
- 54:14Speaker 1: you look ahead even further the falcons just beat the
- 54:18Speaker 1: do they beat the niners or the chiefs the niners
- 54:20Speaker 1: the niners chiefs lost to the seahawks There you go.
- 54:24Speaker 1: But the Falcons just beat the Niners, right? So they're
- 54:28Speaker 1: probably feeling pretty good about themselves and could be a
- 54:31Speaker 1: much different team when the Vikings see them a few
- 54:35Speaker 1: weeks down the road. And right now the Panthers are
- 54:38Speaker 1: in first place in the NFC South, which is the
- 54:40Speaker 1: division that nobody likes to actually like plant their flag
- 54:43Speaker 1: in and win. But right now they're winning it and
- 54:48Speaker 1: they're not playing terribly. They could be playing a whole
- 54:51Speaker 1: lot worse. So This next stretch of games, I've heard
- 54:55Speaker 1: some people call a gauntlet for the Vikings. They've played
- 54:59Speaker 1: good teams already. The Packers are a good team. The
- 55:01Speaker 1: Bears are a good team. The Buccaneers could be in
- 55:04Speaker 1: the mix to win the NFC South. They're in second
- 55:07Speaker 1: place right now. The Saints aren't proving to be a
- 55:10Speaker 1: terrible team.
- 55:11Speaker 2: They're putting up offensive numbers.
- 55:13Speaker 1: Tyler Shook is looking okay. And truth be told, I
- 55:17Speaker 1: think the Colts had some things going for them, but
- 55:20Speaker 1: They fired their GM, and now they just traded away
- 55:23Speaker 1: two of their best defensive players.
- 55:25Speaker 2: And could be more. I mean, the Vikings could be
- 55:28Speaker 2: talking to them as we speak about a certain running
- 55:31Speaker 2: back for them.
- 55:33Speaker 1: We should talk about that. We should, yeah. But let's
- 55:38Speaker 1: hear your score prediction. Do you think they're going to win?
- 55:40Speaker 2: I do think the Vikings are going to win. I
- 55:43Speaker 2: also think at some point this season, the Brian Flores defense,
- 55:47Speaker 2: I mean, you can't be perfect defensively, every day of
- 55:50Speaker 2: your life, so they're gonna have some slip-ups or two,
- 55:54Speaker 2: but I really think Kevin O'Connell calls his games, offensively
- 56:01Speaker 2: at least, based on how the game's going. He's not
- 56:04Speaker 2: necessarily a, you know, a foot on the gas, doesn't
- 56:08Speaker 2: matter if we're up by, you know, 100 already, or
- 56:11Speaker 2: if we're down by 100, I'm still gonna, you know,
- 56:15Speaker 2: try to throw a 50-yard bomb every time. No, he
- 56:18Speaker 2: seems to call his game with the clock in mind
- 56:20Speaker 2: with how he feels about the defense and special teams.
- 56:23Speaker 2: So that's why we see a lot of Vikings games
- 56:26Speaker 2: called by Kevin O'Connell where it's like, oh, it seems
- 56:29Speaker 2: like it's a close game or it's one that Kevin
- 56:34Speaker 2: O'Connell is playing the other team rather than just calling
- 56:38Speaker 2: his plays based off of his team's strengths. So I
- 56:42Speaker 2: think that's kind of why we see games like the
- 56:45Speaker 2: Packer game in week one where the Vikings scored almost
- 56:47Speaker 2: 40 points. because they kind of had to. But yeah,
- 56:51Speaker 2: I think against the Lions, Vikings are going to win.
- 56:54Speaker 2: Defense gives up 21 points, which I think would be
- 56:57Speaker 2: the second most points they've given up all season. And
- 57:00Speaker 2: the Vikings score 24. So it'll be a closer game,
- 57:05Speaker 2: but I think it's one the Vikings are capable of.
- 57:08Speaker 1: All right. Well, I really hope I'm wrong and I'll
- 57:11Speaker 1: gladly eat something spicy or do the bean boozled dude challenge.
- 57:17Speaker 2: The bean boozled is the worst one we have on there.
- 57:19Speaker 1: Eat sardines. I think the spicy one is going to
- 57:21Speaker 1: be the worst one for me.
- 57:22Speaker 2: Because spicy one, it's one gummy bear. Super spicy. It's
- 57:26Speaker 2: going to ruin your night. But bean boozled, it'll ruin
- 57:31Speaker 2: like into the next morning. Like some of those ones
- 57:34Speaker 2: are just in there, man. They're terrible.
- 57:36Speaker 1: I might just like swallow it like a pill. Yeah.
- 57:38Speaker 2: Yeah. No, but then it would just like, you'd burp
- 57:42Speaker 2: and be like, oh, the burps would be worse.
- 57:47Speaker 1: The beer will break it up and just pass it
- 57:50Speaker 1: on through.
- 57:51Speaker 2: Something will pass.
- 57:52Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 57:52Speaker 2: But yeah, I think the Vikings beat the Lions. But ultimately,
- 58:01Speaker 2: like you said, if they go six and one, the
- 58:04Speaker 2: season's not over. We will have to deal with those insufferable, awful,
- 58:11Speaker 2: horrible Lions fans. And you know who you are.
- 58:14Speaker 1: Well, yeah. 6-1 would still be a game up on
- 58:19Speaker 1: the Bears and the Lions, who are both two lost
- 58:22Speaker 1: teams right now. The Bears are slightly ahead of the Lions.
- 58:27Speaker 1: They're a half game ahead because they've played one more game.
- 58:29Speaker 1: The Lions had the same bye week that the Vikings did.
- 58:32Speaker 2: So.
- 58:35Speaker 1: But you said it a few minutes ago, and I
- 58:37Speaker 1: don't disagree with you at all. The NFC North is
- 58:39Speaker 1: still probably the toughest division in football. And to your point,
- 58:44Speaker 1: you almost have to be undefeated to be at the top.
- 58:48Speaker 1: And that's where the Vikings find themselves. I just hope
- 58:51Speaker 1: that we don't see this Vikings team crumble like that
- 58:55Speaker 1: 2016 Vikings team where they went 5-0, 6-0, and then
- 58:59Speaker 1: just totally laid an egg at the end of the
- 59:02Speaker 1: season and didn't even make the playoffs. And that is
- 59:05Speaker 1: a little bit of a fear in the back of
- 59:08Speaker 1: my mind, even if this defense continues to play lights
- 59:11Speaker 1: out there's going to come up there'll be a breaking
- 59:14Speaker 1: point where they'll realize like we're not going to go
- 59:18Speaker 1: where we want to go with this team we're not
- 59:21Speaker 1: going to continue to put our bodies on the line
- 59:23Speaker 1: defensively like we have been you know I don't know
- 59:27Speaker 1: it'll be fascinating To see how that goes. You just
- 59:31Speaker 1: cracked your second beer. Yep. And I'm like almost done.
- 59:34Speaker 2: With my second beer. This is my sixth pour here,
- 59:37Speaker 2: which I thought it'd be more, but that's.
- 59:41Speaker 1: You still got at least like three more if you're
- 59:43Speaker 1: going to finish it. Probably. You may not finish it
- 59:45Speaker 1: in the episode.
- 59:47Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, but at least every sip of beer
- 59:50Speaker 2: I will have taken during the episode will be from
- 59:52Speaker 2: the sippy cup, so.
- 59:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 59:56Speaker 2: Evan, really quick, what are your thoughts specifically... Jonathan Taylor,
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: do you think the Vikings should make a trade? One,
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: make a trade at all. Two, do you think they
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: should go specifically for Taylor, or will it even matter
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: too much?
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: Jonathan Taylor's touchdown against the Vikings definitely made me wonder
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: if he could rush for some more touchdowns at U.S.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: Bank Stadium. It was actually hard to watch, but it
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: was also kind of like, man, If we could have that,
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: that'd be awesome. He's younger. He's healthy. That's been the
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: knock with Jordan Mason is he's not always been healthy.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: And Aaron Jones, as much of a warrior as he is,
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: he got knocked around pretty good, and he's questionable right
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: now to return this next week. So if you had
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: a triple-headed monster led by Jonathan Taylor with some help
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: from either one of those other two, I think you
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: immediately elevate this offense. You support Kyler Murray. I'm in
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: favor of it as long as it doesn't completely wreck
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: next year. I don't want to go all in on
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: something this year, especially with the lackluster offense. If the
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: offense was producing and putting up points, but they were
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: just one piece away from doing something... then I'd be
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: like 100% all in. I'm, I'm still like 75% in
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: on this. Um, but if you look at, um, like
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: the Niners who got DeForest Buckner back from the courts today, um,
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: like that's a team that I think made a smart move.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: They were a little bit banged up on the defensive
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: side of the ball. Their offense is playing great. Put
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: your eggs in that basket and elevate the other side
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: of the ball. Um, Jonathan Taylor would definitely elevate the
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: offensive side of the ball for sure. But I'm wondering
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: if it's not just a running back thing, but maybe
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: it's an offensive line thing. And I'd rather see it's
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: not a sexy move, it's not cool, it's not amazing
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: to bring in an offensive line player. But I think
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: that's maybe where they need to focus because it will
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: protect Kyler Murray. It will open up opportunities for Jordan
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: Mason and Aaron Jones. And it'll give more time for
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: Kyler Murray. I still can't do it. You just, you
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: look at me with that look.
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: I did that one on purpose.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: But it would probably increase Justin Jefferson's opportunities, Jordan Addison's opportunities.
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: It's one of those, like, it's a quiet investment that
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: will have big dividends. And I think The running back
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: move is the splashy, sexy, oh, man, the Vikings really
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: want to go all in. And, yeah, we do. But
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the best way to do it.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: I would tend to agree. But the fact of the
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: matter is right now the sexy talker is Jonathan Taylor.
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: What if it was a fifth-round pick?
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: Well, that's a no-brainer.
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, and it's not. I'm not the delirious guy saying, oh,
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: we'll take him for fifth. No, that's insane. What if
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: it was a second and a fifth?
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: That would be interesting.
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: That's probably fair. It's probably what he's worth. If not,
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: he's probably worth more than that.
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: I'd be interested to see what Carly Ursae Gordon has
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: on her little notepad because I'm sure she's got a
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: ton of information on there about that.
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: Yeah. I think a second and a fifth and maybe
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: more is probably fair, but that's a lot. And I
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: don't know. I keep going back and forth because I'm
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: always the one that's like, I don't, why would you
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: trade so much? Why would you give up so much?
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: I would never be happy if my team gave up
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: three first round picks for somebody, even if it was like,
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: you know, Joe Burrow or something like, I mean, obviously, yeah,
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: I'd be a little happy, but like, I'd still be like, dang, that's,
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: That's such an expensive trade. But in a year like this,
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: when you have the best defense in the league and
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: one of the best in league history and special teams
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: that's clicking, so many things are clicking. You start to
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: get in that territory of, well, yeah, but maybe you
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: sell out for one year. And if it all works
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: out and you get the championship, then who cares what
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: it costs? I mean, if you're telling me sending a
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: first round pick to the Colts for Jonathan Taylor would
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: guarantee a Super Bowl, send him five first round picks.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: Like if it guaranteed a Super Bowl, my goodness, let's
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: do it. But it's still, it's tough because there are
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: no guarantees and you can't prove it. And nobody really
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: knows if even adding an electric running back to this
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: offense would solve all the problems. I think you hit
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: the nail on the head. This is probably more of a,
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: offensive line situation. And I tend to think it's more
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: of a center situation than really anything else. Joe Huber,
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: I think is playing, um, better than we would expect
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: a backup to be playing. Uh, people hate on Will Fries,
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: but I think he's doing okay as well. Um, I
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: think it's the center position and then everything else after that.
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: So I don't know.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: It's tough.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: Um, The good thing is we have no control over it.
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: We're either going to see a tweet from Tom Pelissero saying, trade,
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: the Vikings have traded such and such for this running
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: back or this center or whatever, or we're just not. And,
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: you know, after the deadline passes, we'll see a press
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: conference with Kevin O'Connell and somebody will ask him and
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: he'll say something like, well, yeah, we're always looking, but
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: we just didn't find the right deal.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: It is what it is. And we're just here to
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: watch this reality show.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: I was definitely fooled by a tweet on Sunday morning.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: I'm that dad that I don't have the patience for
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: my family when we're trying to go somewhere. We're trying
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: to go to church on Sunday morning, and they were
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: all just being slow. So I go sit in the car.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: I pull the car. Quit doing that. I go pull
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: the car out of the garage, and I'm just sitting there,
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, let's check Twitter and see what's
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: going on. it's game day, you know, got games in
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: a few hours. Actually, I think like the, uh, Paris
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: game was about to kick off. Um, and I saw
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: a tweet that I thought was from Adam Schefter, but
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: it was from a fake Schefter account that said, breaking news,
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: the Colts just traded Jonathan Taylor to the Vikings. And
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: I don't remember what the fake agreement was on the trade. Um,
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: But I bought it. I was like hook, line, and sinker.
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: One of my girls was in the car, and I'm like, oh,
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: my gosh. And she was like, what? And I was like, well,
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: the Vikings just got a big player that I wasn't
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: expecting them to get, but it's going to be pretty awesome,
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: I think. And then I kept looking at it and
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: dug around a few more places, and I'm like, oh, yeah, no,
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: that's fake.
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: Well, I can tell you didn't believe it very long
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: because I didn't get a text.
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I almost texted you, and then I was like,
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: I was glad I didn't because then I would have
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: been exposed.
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: No, I would have been like, oh, it's okay. I've
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: been fooled in the past as well.
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: But I was this close to being completely duped.
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: Well, how did you feel in that moment?
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: I was excited, but I was also a little concerned.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: Kind of like I said, I don't know if that's
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: the right move. Again, it's the big, splashy, sexy trade
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: that everybody wants the Vikings to make. But I don't
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: know if that's... it's not the move right now. And
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: that's what I'm, that's the hill I'm going to die on.
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: So, and you know, what's going to happen. You're going
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: to hit publish. And as you hit publish, our phones
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: are all going to buzz a Schefter breaking news. And
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: it's probably not even going to be Jonathan Taylor, or
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: it's going to be Jonathan Taylor, like going to the
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: giants or something like, so this is all moot point,
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: but yeah, it's still a fun talker. I mean, I
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: think we all like to, to imagine the what-ifs and like, oh,
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: how could this work in the Vikings offense? Or how
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: could this look? Or what could this improve? What if
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: a deal like that was like a second-round pick and
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: Jordan Mason? Because you're allowed to trade players. I don't
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: think the Colts are looking to take on other players
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: unless it, for whatever reason, made the deal sweeter for them.
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: Because right now, I think you said it earlier, they're
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: just looking to recoup some draft capital. They don't have
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: a first-round pick.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: They traded.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: last year's and this upcoming year's for softball.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: Gardner.
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: So, yeah, it'll be interesting to see how the next, what,
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: week or two go down before the trade deadline.
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: The Colts also traded away Quentin Nelson, their top guard.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: I think that would have been one that the Vikings
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: should have pursued. And I don't know if they did
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: or not. A third and a fifth. Gave up a
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: third and a fifth.
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: And the fifth is in 2028. 2028, yeah.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: So not a small amount for a guard, but not
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: huge either. It would have been manageable.
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: Yeah, he's also in the last year of his deal,
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: and he's making like $ 20- plus million this year. So I
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: don't know what the Seahawks are on the hook for financially.
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: But he's like 30, 31. So he's been in the
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: league a while, but he's probably the best guard in football.
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: And if not, he's one of the very, you know,
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: on that short list. Um, so I would imagine the
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: Seahawks will be looking to, to re-up him, keep him
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: around for a while. And I don't know, the Vikings
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: have three offensive linemen who make more than $ 85 million
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: on their contracts. Uh, Will Fries at like 88, um,
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: Brian O'Neill just signed like a $ 96 million extension before
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: the season. And Christian Dersaw, I believe is over a
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: hundred million dollars on his current deal. It's tough to
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: have your entire offensive line be $ 100 million guys. I
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: don't know, especially when we don't know what Nolan Teasley does.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: One really interesting trade candidate that came up on this
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: Google AI search that I just did, a former friend,
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: Cam Bynum. That'd be kind of fun. I don't know
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: that they would redo all the crazy dances, him and
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: Josh Metellus. There was a cool video that I saw
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: of metellus and binum and a couple of the other
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: vikings guys kind of reuniting on the sideline with cam
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: binum after the game um it was just cool all
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: smiles tons of just respect from both sides and um
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: yeah he'd be a fun one to see back in
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: purple and they need a little bit of depth that
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: safety too if harrison smith isn't you know He's not
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: playing 65% or more of the snaps. Josh Metellus is
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: playing a hundred percent of the snaps. I think most
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: of the time at safety. Um, but then it's kind
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: of this revolving door of Jacob Thomas, Jay Ward, Harrison Smith,
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: Jacoby Thomas. Yeah. So it's, it's a revolving door. Like
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: I said, I think Cam Bynum would bring a lot
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: of stability to that. Um, but I don't know, maybe
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: Brian Flores doesn't want that. Maybe he likes the in
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: and out and doing more of the hockey line change.
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: You know, we're just going to keep throwing new guys
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: out there, keep them fresh and see what happens. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: It'll be, like I said, it'll be interesting to see
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: what the Vikings do, if anything. Um, like I just mentioned,
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: Nolan Teasley's a like a super first year GM. He
- 1:11:59Speaker 2: wasn't even hired the normal time GMs are hired. He
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: came in after the draft and free agency and everything.
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: So we have no bearing on what he normally does. Um,
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: we can kind of base what the Seahawks have done
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: the last few years, but he still wasn't the guy. Um,
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: so it's all guessing. Also like you mix in, like
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: what I said, at what point do you put all
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: your chips in and make the big moves because you
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: you're six and oh, like you could maybe one or
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: two or three pieces are the difference. And you go
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: full Rams like they did a few years ago with
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: Matt Stafford and Von Miller and all the guys they
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: signed just to put them over the edge, maximize your opportunities.
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: So I don't, I don't know.
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: We'll, we'll see. And a six and oh start definitely
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: prompts those discussions for sure. Absolutely. You're, you're sitting in
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: those meetings talking like, all right, do we need to
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: make any moves? And if we do, which ones, you know,
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: So it's an exciting time to be a Vikings fan
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: for sure. And I just hope that they don't end
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: up 8-9, 9-8 like that 2016 team did. I don't
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: think they will do that, but I definitely think the
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: next four to six games will tell us a lot
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: about who this Vikings team is for real. The Vikings
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: aren't frauds. I think we can definitely say that. This
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: defense is real. the special teams is playing really well
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: and the offense can hold their own. Um, and as
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: long as they don't turn the ball over, I think
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: we're going to be okay.
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: So those are my thoughts.
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: Uh, Evan, I want your thoughts on this beer.
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: I like this beer. Um, one thing that kind of,
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: and it happened after the first one and then it,
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: I was reaffirmed in my feelings the second time around. Um,
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: that like spice flavor was really prominent at first and
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: then it just kind of died away.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: It wasn't this, like I kept coming back to this
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: really interesting flavor. It just kind of like mellowed out
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: over time. And I don't know that I liked that
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: a ton. Oh, it was just kind of like, it
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: just made it less exciting. Okay. It's not a bad beer.
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I would say that being the classic
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: Amber premium beer from Barnetown, We've had a few of
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: these kinds. Maybe they're going for just a nice, solid,
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: not exciting. When you say not exciting, you're not saying
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: this is a bad beer.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: It's just this isn't.
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: A strawberry shortcake, apple pie fritter beer.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: This is not one of those that's just bursting with
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: flavor on every sip. Now, I still get a little
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: bit of that, but the first sip or two is like, yeah, wow,
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: that's Got a little bit of a different vibe than
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: a typical amber beer. And then it just kind of
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: tapered off a little bit, not in a bad way.
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: But I wasn't just hit in the face with that
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: flavor the whole time, so to speak.
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: It's a beer's beer, and I like it a lot.
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: The can art tells you all you need to know
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: about this beer. It's a solid 1980s basement beer, and
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: there's nothing wrong with that.
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: And it was made in Iowa. Yeah, absolutely.
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: From a place that usually does have those strawberry shortcake,
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: tickle my pickle, lemon shandy type, you know, sours. That's
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: what Barntown is usually known for.
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: I almost got one that was like cowgirl something or other, sour.
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: Yeah, that probably wouldn't have been great.
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: Not great, Ev. They have a ton of Barntown beers
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: at Ivy right now.
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty awesome. All right, Ev, where can the
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- 1:15:40Speaker 1: Hit us up anywhere that you get your podcasts. I
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- 1:16:13Speaker 1: The Skull Hop. Go to our website, theskullhop.com. We're out
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- 1:16:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: All right, Ev.
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: This was a really good beer. I will say I
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: filled this up. I think my final number was seven. Two. Well,
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: good beer. Great conversation.
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: Maybe best episode yet. Maybe.
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: Skulk.
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