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Lunch with the Clydesdale - We Talk the Ski Jump Big Bulge Controversy! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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it's time for the olympics last night i
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got some big air how about you
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I love the chase and the hunt and
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I set the pace when I'm running.
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I always take what I want and I
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always give it one hundred.
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Don't need a bank, no I'm funded.
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Play the game like it's nothing.
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I'm always thankful for something.
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Don't take for granted, stay humble.
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Now wake up!
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It's time to look at the enemy.
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Look in the mirror if he is no
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friend to me.
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It's not working out,
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maybe it's the chemistry.
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It's time to break up.
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no i'm gonna do it today yeah and
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i think it did it i think it
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did it well i didn't hear it i
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did i don't i don't know who knows
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my the roadcaster went mute on me again
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so i don't even know if i've got
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the right stuff set up because it just
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has a mind of its own these days
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so i'm just checking to make sure yeah
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i'm on the right settings okay
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What is up, Vicky?
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What is up, Lito?
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Trish the Dish.
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Train Olive.
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Frida.
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Man.
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Packing it in.
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Packing it in.
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Oh, yeah.
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Gotta love it.
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Before we get too much,
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I have something to share.
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It's not that big,
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but it just made me smile.
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There are people in this sport that I
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just root for.
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Sure.
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They're awesome.
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And this made me smile,
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so I thought I'll share it with you
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all and see...
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give you a smile too so here is
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big becca rebecca fusile attempting a
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hundred and eighty pound snatch and here
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we go
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Her speed on the board is so ridiculous.
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The part that's awesome is,
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did you see her gym member in the
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background jumping up and down?
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She's hit this weight one other time in
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her life, but it's been two years.
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Right.
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She hit it.
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It's a hundred and eighty pounds.
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And the people in her community were
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yelling and screaming and jumping up and
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down when she hit it because they know
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what it meant to her.
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Gotta love it.
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Gotta love it.
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And it's stuff like that, that like,
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that's why the open is so cool because
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that kind of stuff happens to people in
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every gym around the world when they're,
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when they're forced to go outside their
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comfort zone and try something they
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haven't tried in a while.
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And with the energy in the gym,
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you just never know.
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Any given day,
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is this the day that that thing is
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going to happen?
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There is a grainy video of me screaming
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my head off for one of our members
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who was a lineman in college,
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played on an offensive line in college,
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getting his first chest to bar for the
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Open a couple years ago.
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And like,
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I was still one of my real good
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friends today.
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And I was losing my mind because he
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had been working his ass off on it
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for so long.
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Right.
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And he finally,
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like after several attempts,
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just finally got his chest to the bar
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and you could see it.
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And like, I mean, it was like,
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we had just, just won the workout.
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I think it was like,
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it was either like fifteen or sixteen.
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There was chest-to-bars in the workout.
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And I bet you we had ten people
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at our gym get their first ever,
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or not chest-to-bar, bar muscle-ups.
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And we had about ten people get their
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first ever bar muscle-up.
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And every time, every time,
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it never died down.
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From the first person that got it to
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the tenth person that got it,
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the gym erupted on every single one of
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them.
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As it should.
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And the coolest thing that always happens
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is in those types of workouts,
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they get the first one and then they
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get like twelve more.
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Because you just,
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a lot of things in CrossFit,
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you just have to feel when you have
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to like pop it or when you have
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to,
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and then you like string together
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something that you've never done before
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for twelfth.
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It's that brain-body connection, dude.
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I'll never forget mine because I tell
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people all the time,
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y'all probably heard me yell.
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That's how loud I scream.
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And at the same time,
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I felt – I actually have a video
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of my second ever one somewhere buried on
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my Instagram page from years ago that one
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of our coaches videoed for me.
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You see me just kind of shake my
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head for my second ever one because –
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it felt like I should have been doing
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it.
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Like it felt so easy once I actually
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got it.
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And I was like, I can't, like,
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I felt it's sound ridiculous,
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but like I felt stupid for having it
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take as long as it did because I
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was like, well,
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that's pretty easy to do once you just
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do it correctly.
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I'm afraid it says muscle,
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muscle ups are special.
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I wouldn't know, but okay.
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I take, I trust you.
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Like I I've done them in high school.
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Like I,
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Back when I was high school,
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I could do a lot of that kind
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of stuff.
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Oh, yeah.
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Just naturally, right?
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I would love to get back to that
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someday.
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But, you know, I'm old now.
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Yeah, that don't mean shit.
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Um,
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I free said that Rebecca's was a great
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one.
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Mark says so fast.
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Um, I, I just love that girl, man.
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Uh,
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I interviewed her maybe three weeks before
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the semifinal that she made it to the
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games for the first time as an adult.
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And she gave me two interviews at the
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semifinal that year.
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And both of us were growing at that
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time in our, in our following.
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She has far surpassed me since then.
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But I, I want nobody,
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there's nobody I want to make it back
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more than her to the games.
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She's full of personality, dude.
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Yeah.
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She just is like one of the coolest
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people and she's cool to everybody.
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Yeah.
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Vicky got her first toast to bar in
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her first open.
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I think I told the story a couple
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weeks ago.
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I got my first toast to second bar.
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Yeah.
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Dirty South boys to get you, man.
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You gotta be careful with them things.
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My toes hit,
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and I thought for sure I'd hit it,
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and I was running around the gym like
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I had just conquered the world,
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and then my coach is like, no rep.
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Sorry.
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Mark Phillips, of course,
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her capital event performance was one for
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the record books.
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Yeah, I mean, that will live in infamy.
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I got friends who were at that game
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who were right there on the steps that
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were in that crowd, and like they said,
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it just –
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You could feel the energy,
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like literally just willing her own just
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to get up the steps carrying that damn
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thing.
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So I was at that Games,
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and the cool thing about that event is
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it integrated the town.
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Oh, yeah.
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And those are things we lose now when
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we're off-site at a park or in the
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arena the whole time.
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That,
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you literally left Orange Park or North
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Park and then you went up and through
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the streets to get to downtown Madison.
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And there were crowds everywhere of people
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that had no idea what CrossFit was.
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And they're watching them carry these
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Husafell stones and the jerry cans and
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then trying to get up these steps.
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And then people that had no idea what
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it was started gathering around those
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steps to watch these aliens try to do
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this.
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And some failing, right?
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yeah right like but the fortitude and the
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grit and the determination it showed in
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that moment you don't have to understand
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crossfit to understand that no to
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understand suffering and something is
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going on and i can't put my finger
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on it but holy smokes it's amazing to
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watch my favorite part about that entire
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thing or one of my favorite parts about
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that entire thing i should say was that
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the run course was open yeah there were
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people out there on their right just out
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there on their morning jogs
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or on their on their ten speed or
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on their bike and then there's these
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people with numbers and jerseys and no
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shirt and whoever else like these
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specimens like you said those aliens just
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come running past them all of a sudden
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you ain't got no idea what's going on
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you know you just out there for your
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run get your earbuds in mind your own
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damn business pushing your cooler with
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your headphones in and hundred percent
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hundred percent that's outstanding
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I think I see Vicky saying like it
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was an epic event to watch even on
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TV.
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And I get that.
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What I'm saying is it created a spectacle
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in a way that people that weren't part,
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that weren't searching for CrossFit on
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YouTube got sucked into.
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Yeah.
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I happen to be out and about that
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corner.
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If we look back at our history,
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those are the things you need to find
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to
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to do at an event like that to
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suck people in that you wouldn't didn't
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even know it was going on right and
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they start asking the questions what's
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that what do i need to do to
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do that like the homeless guys hillary was
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interviewing same thing same same but
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different but different yeah but still
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same
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yeah but different oh truly different um
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and i know that that madison took a
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lot on the chin with the the lake
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and all that kind of stuff but that
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run went down by the i mean there's
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so many lakes in madison that run went
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down by the one lake it's not where
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they swam or did any of that stuff
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but just gorgeous and you're running along
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that lake and you see the skyline of
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downtown madison that you're running to um
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it just was a great great event
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I think, and like the stars lined up,
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right.
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Cause it was a beautiful day on top
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of that sunshine down.
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Like, I mean,
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they've had terrible weather out there
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that just kind of popped up on them
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out of nowhere that day.
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Absolutely beautiful day.
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Couldn't ask for it for it better.
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Um,
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the run course being open and like nobody
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got run over by a bike or a
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straight stroller or,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Some lady run over,
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like the event went off from what I
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could tell, you know,
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un-molested or whatever,
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just running on there through the day.
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Like it was, it was amazing.
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It was absolutely amazing.
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A shin asks,
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I wonder if they'll ever do something like
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that again with all the safety issues.
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Some biker could have ran into an athlete
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injuring them.
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For example, I,
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I hope they do every time.
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So no offense to Shanna,
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but like every time somebody says that the
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first thing that pops into my mind is
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unknown and unknowable.
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Yeah, I'm going to get what she's saying,
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right?
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I do.
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But people run through those.
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It was a running course.
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There were people out there running and
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taking walks and doing all this stuff.
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And people go weeks without there ever
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being an injury.
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Well, look at the crit.
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I mean,
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what's-her-face got taken down in the
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middle of the bike race,
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and that was by the other girls that
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were racing.
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There was a crash for the Criterion race.
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Oh, what was her name?
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I can't remember.
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I can see her face or whatnot,
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but she got a big old gash on
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her elbow because Kat hit her on her
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back tire to her front tire just trying
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to cut her off.
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If something's going to happen,
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something's going to happen.
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It doesn't matter if there's rambunctious
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people on the course, the athletes,
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or plenty rambunctious enough on their
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own.
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I love events like this and the obstacle
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course.
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I hope they get back to these kinds
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of events.
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I do too.
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Cause it's really kind of like what
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CrossFit is about preparing yourself to be
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able to face things that you don't know
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are coming.
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And that's what an obstacle course is.
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That's what these types of events are.
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Nobody knew what it was like to carry
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a Houston fell stone up a set of
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capital steps, right?
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Like until you actually do it.
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Um,
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Ortega said they had crossing guards and
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cops stopping traffic, of course.
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But because it was an open course,
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anybody and their brother could be walking
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down.
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Now,
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I thought CrossFit did a great job of
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not kind of announcing it so that those
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areas weren't heavily populated.
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It really was just kind of as it
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seemed open.
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they had film crews on golf carts and
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stuff so they were kind of clearing away
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a little bit in front of the runners
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at points in time so i mean any
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if you've done a five k or a
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ten k or anything like that yes the
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streets are blocked off but they can't
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block every single side straight off they
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can't block every single uh you know so
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like other runners are going to end up
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on the course
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I have done an incountable number of five
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K's and ten K's.
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And I've seen plenty of people out there
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running with us who had no number that
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were just out for their run and just
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like, oh, shit,
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what are all these people doing?
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You know, on my run course,
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because that's how you think of it
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whenever you're out there.
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What are these people out here doing on
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my run course?
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And you're out there trying to get a
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time.
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Ortega points out that the one thing that
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were, that took it,
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took it hard where the flowers around the
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steps at the Capitol,
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because they got stomped on pretty,
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pretty hard.
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I'm sure.
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Frida says, how many,
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how many have died trying to run a
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marathon?
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I get what you're saying.
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I get that.
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Like the other sports, triathlons,
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marathons, people die and,
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and they move on.
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CrossFit needs some distance before
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another tragedy happens.
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Right.
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We,
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I get what you're saying.
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I understand that.
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And I do think that there has been
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an overcorrection to the other side.
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That always happens.
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You always overcorrect before the pendulum
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swings back to a normal range.
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But there needs to be a little bit
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of distance before.
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And they want to make sure there's some
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distance before there's another tragedy.
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As somebody who used to work
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construction...
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This is how it goes.
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Something happens.
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Somebody gets hurt.
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They take their team of safety people in
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there who have knowledge of the fact that
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something happened and have their
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knowledge of safety, whatever.
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They look at it and they go,
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we need to stop this from happening again.
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and they go like we had, we had,
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when I was working at McDermott,
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when I was in my early twenties,
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they had a rash of hand injuries.
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Okay.
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So like people were getting hands pinched,
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cut, blah, blah,
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whatever happened like two or three of
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them within like a four or five month
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period.
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So they're,
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suggestion and what they ended up actually
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doing to prevent people or try to prevent
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people from hurting their hands is getting
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us gloves that were bright orange like
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safety orange because then you'd see your
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hand better that was their actual solution
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right didn't do any it didn't actually do
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anything because your hands are still your
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hands and you still have to work with
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them but like that was their idea of
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going like we're gonna we're gonna go
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ahead and just nip this in the bud
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right
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And it's an overcorrection that does
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absolutely nothing because the
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overcorrection that CrossFit's on right
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now is not necessarily doing it.
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You're not making anybody safer.
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If you're out there on the floor doing
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what we do,
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there is inherent risk involved.
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Yeah,
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and I think the pendulum is already
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starting to come back.
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Yeah.
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You're seeing swim events at some
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competitions.
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You're seeing things like that.
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So I think it's on its way back.
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It's just how fast does it come back?
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Yeah.
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We talked about the Olympics, right?
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The Olympics are happening today.
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Watched Curlin last night when I got home,
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baby.
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I watched Big Air last night.
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I know.
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Yeah.
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We got it all recorded,
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so I didn't get a chance to see
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that, but I will.
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I'm a streamer.
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I don't have a cable service.
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Oh, no.
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It's recorded off of YouTube TV.
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Peacock has everything.
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You can go back and watch anything on
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Peacock.
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And so I went back and watched yesterday
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afternoon's qualifiers for the big air on
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snowboard.
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What I found humorous is that four runs
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in,
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I became an expert on what the score
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should be on the big air.
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I'm yelling at the TV, like,
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how could you give him a seventy?
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That was an eighty run for sure.
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Right.
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At least.
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I've been on a snowboard like three times
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in my life.
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But after watching four runs,
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I immediately became the expert and should
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be judging what the scores are for a
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snowboarding big air event.
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Yeah, I got this under control.
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It's fine.
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I know what's going on.
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And as I'm screaming,
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I hear the announcer go, well,
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he didn't get as high as the other
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guys.
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And he was a half rotation short from
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what the other guys.
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Oh, okay.
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Now I get it.
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And I sit back in my chair like,
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okay.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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You got a point.
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Oh, that's half.
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Yes.
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Who comes up with the names of snowboard
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moves?
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Same with skateboarding, et cetera.
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Yeah.
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Like my wife was like,
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what does goofy foot mean?
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I said, it's a stance,
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and I'm assuming it's different than
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normal.
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Yeah.
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Most people stand one way,
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or one of the people that stands the
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other way, and then you are, in fact,
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goofy-footed.
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And then they call it, like,
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if you actually...
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if you stand goofy foot,
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but you're not goofy foot,
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it's called something else.
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Like it's crazy.
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I learned that from playing SSX tricky on
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my, uh, PlayStation for like years.
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Dude, I played SSX.
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That was my favorite game for a long
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time.
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My wife got so tired of, uh,
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right on time.
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It's tricky.
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You start laying a string and moves
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together.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Yeah.
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She's just like, oh my gosh,
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shut it off.
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We were watching curling last night and my
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eight year olds in the room and Jennifer
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starts laughing.
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They're sitting on the couch.
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I was sitting on a chair and I
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said, what are you laughing at?
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And she said, well,
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she's definitely my child.
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What are you talking about?
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She said,
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all we're going to do is watch these
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people just mop the ice.
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Like, really?
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because they were in there oh boy had
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that brush and was knocking them down uh
20:26
but we watched usa just beat the brakes
20:31
off of switzerland for uh for one whole
20:33
match them two uh that's mixed up mixed
20:36
doubles curling it's fun to watch yeah i
20:39
know it's a broom doug
20:45
uh vicky just alerted me that's been
20:48
announced that it was a released event one
20:50
there it is no easy way down individual
20:53
event one for twenty twenty six
20:55
wadapalooza is released uh it is interval
20:59
style workout featuring rowing heavy wall
21:01
balls and legless rope climbs okay that's
21:11
all we got so details on barbellspin.com
21:14
Yeah, look for that to see what else.
21:17
Because everybody breaks news in this noon
21:21
hour.
21:21
It is really hard.
21:22
Usually I try to catch a couple things
21:24
right before we come on air.
21:26
It was dead all morning.
21:27
And then, of course, we go live.
21:28
Yeah,
21:29
I didn't see much this morning at all.
21:35
Alito said they actually released it
21:37
yesterday.
21:38
Isn't it a bit early to be releasing
21:39
events, though?
21:41
It's their event.
21:43
Yeah, I don't know.
21:46
As long as you don't put out all
21:47
of them so that everybody gets there
21:49
looking like they've been doing them for
21:51
six months at a time.
21:53
Yeah.
21:56
My thing is,
21:58
if it's not the game season,
22:00
I've really gotten to a point where do
22:02
whatever you want.
22:03
It's your event.
22:04
And whatever helps you gain interest and
22:07
create excitement and sell tickets,
22:10
that's what I think you should do.
22:14
I just want the game season to be
22:16
preserved in a way that is legit for
22:19
all athletes and equitable in some kind of
22:24
way.
22:25
But anyway, back to the Olympics.
22:29
I posed the question,
22:30
what is the one winter Olympic sport that
22:33
you can't wait to watch?
22:38
I tell you,
22:38
I got home and we turned curling on
22:40
last night.
22:41
And that is the one for the entire
22:43
Olympics.
22:44
That's the only one we're going to pay
22:45
much mind to.
22:46
Like the snowboarding and shit is probably
22:48
the coolest thing I'll see just because I
22:49
like watching them do flips and tricks and
22:51
all that other stuff.
22:52
But like all the sliding down the side
22:54
of a mountain,
22:55
I really could care less about.
22:57
And curling,
22:57
we watch it because in my head it's
22:59
ridiculous.
23:00
Like the physics,
23:03
like some of the stuff that they do
23:04
is absolutely – and like the shoes with
23:06
one slick side and one grippy side so
23:08
they just go sliding down on one foot
23:09
and whatnot –
23:11
the fact that the men's the u.s men's
23:14
national curling teams like a group of
23:15
dads who like got lost and went on
23:17
an adventure and ended up at the olympics
23:19
like they don't look like olympic athletes
23:23
it's insane um i don't know enough about
23:26
hockey to watch hockey like it's hard for
23:28
me to follow because i can't i have
23:30
no idea what's going on
23:33
The ice skating, figure skating, I really,
23:36
really don't care about.
23:37
The speed skating, I really, really,
23:40
really don't care about anything that's
23:41
going on ice skates.
23:43
I'm just kind of indifferent.
23:44
It's probably because of where I grew up.
23:46
I've never been ice skating, Scott.
23:48
I know it's hard to believe me and
23:50
it's how I'm three and a half hours
23:51
from the Gulf of Mexico,
23:53
but I've never been.
23:55
I have,
23:55
at one point I did own a skateboard.
23:57
So the snowboarding stuff I can kind of
24:00
relate to and I kind of get like
24:02
the tricks and the flips and stuff like
24:03
that.
24:04
yeah Doug's all right David Reed they need
24:07
to bring back the old corn straw brooms
24:10
yeah the uh Swiffer mops are just they
24:13
don't they don't get add the excitement
24:16
like the corn straw Jameson legitimately
24:19
said we're just gonna watch him just mop
24:22
to ice the whole time
24:26
Uh, yeah, yeah, we will.
24:26
Uh, he says this year, hockey,
24:28
I was really excited for hockey.
24:30
And then I found out that the stadium
24:31
wasn't even done for the first game.
24:33
Like, um,
24:36
I hope,
24:36
but as long as it gets down to
24:39
USA-Canada,
24:40
I will tune in for every second of
24:43
that game.
24:44
I mean,
24:45
they just finished a battle in the NHL
24:47
All-Star Game last year that was a bloody
24:52
mess because they were so hateful of each
24:55
other.
24:56
And the USA has already put out
24:59
commercials about, hey,
25:00
we're going to go collect their tears.
25:03
The trash talking is already starting.
25:05
So that I'm really looking forward to.
25:09
Alito is, I like watching ice skating,
25:12
although I know exactly nothing about the
25:14
scoring.
25:15
And they like it that way.
25:16
David Reed, hockey, curling,
25:18
cross-country ski.
25:19
I don't get the cross-country ski part.
25:22
I don't.
25:24
um terry loves the figure skating wayne
25:26
short cross-country skiing it's like
25:29
watching a marathon um i watched the
25:34
entire the road marathon i watched it i
25:37
watched it from the first minute they
25:38
started rolling until the very end of it
25:40
for the games we watched the whole
25:42
freaking three and a half hours whatever
25:44
it was
25:45
Mark Phillips,
25:45
I'm wanting to see ski mountaineering just
25:47
added this year.
25:48
I'll check that out.
25:49
I don't even know what it is.
25:52
Frida,
25:53
cross-country skiing will be fun or at
25:55
least interesting for me.
25:57
I like the biathlon.
25:59
Yeah, that's where they shoot.
26:01
Yeah, and then if you miss,
26:02
you have to do penalty laps before you
26:03
can go back out on the course.
26:05
I'll probably, if that's on,
26:06
I'll catch that for sure.
26:12
USA is not Canada's rival.
26:13
It's the Russians.
26:15
Russia doesn't have a contingency,
26:17
do they?
26:20
That's how much I know about the Olympics.
26:23
I'm missing the stories leading up to it
26:25
or connection to any of the Olympians
26:26
besides Lindsey Vonsney.
26:28
I haven't seen any others.
26:29
No, Sean White.
26:30
No, Tonya Harding.
26:31
Where's the drama?
26:34
We don't need more Tonya Harding drama.
26:36
I prefer not.
26:41
I can hear it, dude.
26:43
Oh, my word.
26:43
Yeah.
26:45
Which, God bless us.
26:46
That dude hit it with a freaking crowbar.
26:48
Like, for real.
26:48
It hurt.
26:51
Meredith Jones,
26:52
I respect the endurance for cross-country
26:54
skiing.
26:56
I can respect an event without really
26:58
being excited about watching it.
27:02
The biathlon would be fun too.
27:05
Moguls, downhill speed, sledding,
27:07
skeleton, and hockey.
27:09
I really do like skeleton.
27:11
Skeleton and luge, I like a lot.
27:14
Because it's just like one slip up and
27:17
you're flying out the tube.
27:18
Right.
27:22
What's the other one?
27:23
Bob's sledding.
27:24
I got probably...
27:27
Might watch a little bit of that, too.
27:28
If it's on, dude, like,
27:30
I got it set to record,
27:31
so we're going to pick it, like, well,
27:33
not tonight,
27:34
but probably Saturday night when we get
27:36
settled in.
27:38
We'll turn it on.
27:40
You're not going to get anything but that.
27:42
Well, no, whatever's going on today.
27:44
Because they're in Italy, so they're like,
27:46
you know, six, seven hours ahead of us.
27:49
Trying to explain that to an
27:50
eight-year-old, by the way.
27:51
Is this happening right now?
27:53
No, baby,
27:53
this happened at three o'clock this
27:55
afternoon.
27:55
Yeah.
27:57
Throw in long track speed skating.
27:58
Awesome to watch.
27:59
I do like long track speed skating.
28:02
Terry loves the drama.
28:05
Tonya was pissed.
28:06
You had one job, Jeff Galuli.
28:12
I mean, Tonya, come on.
28:16
Hire some people better than that.
28:19
Hire a professional.
28:20
Yeah.
28:21
Just don't.
28:22
Many a PE class growing up traumatized me
28:24
with cross-country the worst,
28:26
but I am a decent concept two skier
28:28
now, so I guess grateful.
28:29
I did a hundred calories on a skier
28:33
this morning.
28:35
John George, bobsledding is like NASCAR,
28:37
just waiting for the crash.
28:40
Mark feels bad for Nancy Kerrigan still.
28:43
And David Reed, ten K world record.
28:44
The guy averaged over thirty miles an hour
28:46
for ten K.
28:48
Speed skating,
28:49
I'm assuming he's talking about.
28:50
Wow.
28:53
I feel like that's hauling ass.
28:54
Look at this.
28:55
Tanya lives in a town next to me.
29:00
Yeah.
29:01
Wow.
29:03
Wow is right.
29:05
I think that...
29:08
I think that Lindsay is actually just went
29:11
for her first run.
29:13
It was supposed to be twelve thirty or
29:16
eleven thirty central time,
29:17
which would be twelve thirty eastern.
29:19
Yeah, I've been fifteen minutes.
29:21
I'm anxious to see how that goes,
29:23
because I think that is the biggest
29:25
storyline in the Olympics so far.
29:27
Apparently,
29:28
there's something going on with the ski
29:29
jumping drama.
29:31
Oh, the crotch gate.
29:33
What happened?
29:35
I think there's a camera angle from the
29:37
ski jump where it points right at the
29:40
skier's crotch,
29:43
and it's creating a whole bunch of drama.
29:44
Got it.
29:45
This is what I'm going to say,
29:48
and hate me or whatever.
29:51
When you wear a suit like skiers wear,
29:55
there is nothing left to the imagination
29:57
anyway.
29:58
No.
29:58
No.
30:00
No.
30:01
So you're going to get what you got
30:04
to get.
30:05
You know what you look like before you
30:08
left to go to the event.
30:12
Okay, here's a twist.
30:14
Guys have now been accused of injecting
30:16
their junk with hyaluronic acid to
30:19
increase their size and get a bigger suit
30:22
size.
30:24
And so she's saying it's loose and
30:27
therefore it will catch more wind and keep
30:31
them in flight longer.
30:34
But what about the weight of the junk?
30:36
Does the weight of the junk then
30:37
counteract the looseness of the suit?
30:41
Is this for the long jump, I guess?
30:43
It's the ski jump where you just come
30:45
down and go as far as you can.
30:48
So if you got ballast at the bottom
30:50
now because you're
30:52
junk's inflated but your suit's a little
30:54
bit bigger like how much balance actually
30:56
is there like would you be better off
30:57
just leaving it be so that's a crazy
31:03
fyi and while we're talking about it i'm
31:06
not injecting my junk with anything that's
31:08
just you bring no needles anywhere needles
31:11
are getting anywhere near my junk no sir
31:14
not today not tomorrow not next week not
31:16
happening
31:18
Ortega says we're seeing some fat bulges.
31:19
Apparently, it's injected fat bulges.
31:21
Yeah, it's some fake stuff right there.
31:25
Same with gymnasts, Vicky?
31:31
Okay.
31:32
I bet she's talking about the outfits.
31:35
The gymnasts know what they look like when
31:36
they walk out there.
31:37
If they gain one centimeter in suit size,
31:40
it makes a difference.
31:44
Okay.
31:44
They're flying squirrels.
31:49
Oh, here you go, freedom.
31:51
The suits have maximum slack by rule.
31:55
I will be tuning in to the ski
31:57
jumping.
31:59
I can learn more about this.
32:00
About the flying squirrels coming off the
32:02
ramp.
32:06
I'm working with headphones on and had to
32:08
come tell you I'm cracking up in my
32:10
office.
32:12
No extra charge.
32:13
I mean, we do this part.
32:15
This part is for free.
32:17
You get no extra charge whatsoever.
32:21
John George says,
32:22
that's why I have two kids in college
32:23
and a ten-year-old.
32:24
No needles allowed around my junk.
32:27
Same, John.
32:29
Same.
32:33
I don't want to know, Mark,
32:34
how you even know this.
32:36
It's widely reported.
32:39
Widely reported.
32:42
Ortega Dam,
32:43
I'm about to see some flying squirrels
32:45
with fat bulges.
32:46
Ortega's reaching for his remote.
32:47
I am tuning in right now.
32:53
The Olympics just got a whole lot more
32:55
interesting.
32:58
I tell you this much,
32:59
I'll probably go ahead and check it out
33:01
at this point because now you have my
33:03
interest.
33:04
Now you have my curiosity because I don't
33:06
want to go see.
33:07
That actually is one of my favorite events
33:08
to watch because I just, in my head,
33:10
I'm like,
33:11
who was the first guy that thought,
33:13
let's try this?
33:15
And how many beers in was he when
33:18
he decided to do it?
33:19
I bet I'd get off that ramp and
33:21
fly at least a quarter mile down this.
33:23
And if I wear big enough skis,
33:25
it'll keep me afloat.
33:29
You know,
33:29
when I held my feet like this while
33:31
I was flying, and, man,
33:32
I got a lot further that time.
33:34
Oh, hell.
33:38
That's some redneck ski shit right there.
33:40
You know that invention happened when
33:42
someone said, hold my beer.
33:44
Mm-hmm.
33:46
I'm going to wear a Dale suit.
33:47
Dale suit's a lot bigger than mine.
33:49
It's going to catch the air when I
33:50
get off of it.
33:50
I'm just going to be flying on down
33:53
the damn mountain.
33:56
Freda remembers that he was Norwegian.
34:01
yeah there you go there's my drama
34:04
storyline there you go the fat bulges and
34:07
the the extra suit size to go in
34:11
with the one hundred and five thousand
34:14
condoms or however many they buy for uh
34:17
athlete village yeah i now i can just
34:22
picture this like
34:24
This guy sitting there in his lawn with
34:27
a beer,
34:27
looking up at a tree and seeing a
34:29
squirrel fly from tree to tree and going,
34:32
well,
34:32
if the squirrel can fly from tree to
34:36
tree, if I can get enough speed.
34:40
You know, Dale,
34:41
I've been watching these squirrels out
34:42
here past three hours.
34:46
I'm telling you right now,
34:48
I think I can make that happen.
34:53
Darren,
34:54
you come up with another half-ass crazy
34:57
idea.
34:57
Nope, nope, nope.
34:58
I'm telling you, Dale.
35:00
I can do it.
35:02
I'm going to take your coat and I'm
35:03
going to get Betty Lou to sew the
35:09
arms to the side of it.
35:10
That way I have some little wings,
35:11
just like one of them squirrels.
35:21
Yes, Shannon.
35:23
All I have to say is that you
35:24
really have to be dedicated to your sport
35:26
to inject to gain an advantage.
35:29
I don't need a gold medal that bad.
35:32
I really don't.
35:39
They only get exposure.
35:41
I was about to say,
35:44
that's a fantastic choice of words.
35:46
Every four years, right?
35:48
Yeah.
35:48
So this is their one opportunity to have
35:51
their day in the sun.
35:53
One shot, one opportunity.
35:55
Literally one shot at this point.
35:57
You ain't putting that needle next to
35:59
mine.
35:59
You ain't putting it next to mine once,
36:00
much less twice.
36:03
I'm going to go ahead.
36:04
Since Shannon's in the chat,
36:06
I'm going to ask this question.
36:09
First of all,
36:09
what is that stuff that you were talking
36:11
about, the hydroloric, whatever it is?
36:13
And secondly, there's no way that's safe.
36:17
I just don't see where that's a good
36:19
idea.
36:20
So please, Dr. Shanna,
36:23
break that down for us.
36:26
She said acid, right?
36:27
Yeah, acid was definitely in the title.
36:30
One, needle's not coming close.
36:32
Two, acid's not coming close.
36:34
No.
36:37
Two of the three words.
36:38
Yeah.
36:40
No.
36:40
No.
36:41
No, both words.
36:42
It's hydroloric acid, like hydroloric.
36:45
I don't even know what that is,
36:46
but hydro doesn't sound great.
36:48
Loric.
36:50
No.
36:50
And then you add acid to the end
36:51
of it and it comes in a needle.
36:53
No, I'm good.
36:55
I'm good.
36:55
I'm just going to wear the suit that
36:56
fits me.
36:57
It's fine.
36:59
I'll come in third.
37:01
Whatever.
37:01
It's fine.
37:05
Is that considered a PED?
37:07
Do you get banned for that?
37:10
Penis enhancing device.
37:14
PED stands for at that point.
37:17
Well, four years ago,
37:18
I just used a pump.
37:20
Now they've got this injection.
37:22
It's wild, man.
37:23
I got a needle.
37:23
It's crazy.
37:28
Oh, okay.
37:29
It already exists in the body and is
37:30
a gooey substance.
37:35
There are way, way too many jokes.
37:37
Yeah,
37:38
that would kill the rest of our time
37:40
today.
37:42
Yeah.
37:45
All right.
37:45
So the Olympics start this weekend.
37:48
It's used in skin care and such to
37:50
warm things up.
37:54
Hans and Franz,
37:55
we are here to plump you up.
38:02
Oh.
38:04
Oh, come on, Jenna.
38:05
You know the pun was intended.
38:06
Oh, yeah.
38:07
No, you nailed that.
38:09
You nailed that.
38:10
It's just like lip filler.
38:11
Ortega says, no, Ortega,
38:13
I don't believe it is.
38:17
Don't believe it is.
38:22
Damn, you guys.
38:23
Don't you know I'm in recovery?
38:31
It's, again, lip filler,
38:34
hyaluronic acid near my junk.
38:38
Same, same, but different.
38:40
Yeah.
38:42
Either way, no needles.
38:44
No needles.
38:46
Not today.
38:47
Not today.
38:49
Anyway, all right,
38:50
Olympics opening ceremonies are tonight.
38:54
Go check out the ski jumping.
38:57
You are more well-informed about the ski
39:00
jumping than probably you ever have been
39:02
in an Olympics past.
39:04
Oh,
39:04
I love more about ski jumping today than
39:05
I've ever known.
39:07
That's a hard fact.
39:10
Okay, and with that,
39:12
the other thing I had on my agenda
39:14
is you did the qualifiers for Monster
39:16
Games.
39:17
I got two left.
39:18
You got two left.
39:19
I got two left.
39:20
I got a competition.
39:21
I got a local competition I'm doing
39:23
tomorrow with one of my training partners.
39:25
So I was going to do another one
39:28
this morning,
39:29
or actually I was going to finish them
39:30
out last night and then this morning,
39:32
and then I was like, nah,
39:34
let me go ahead and just kind of
39:35
focus on that.
39:36
So we just practiced for that.
39:38
I got two left.
39:40
I'll do them next week.
39:42
Yeah, I know.
39:43
Hard fact.
39:45
I know.
39:46
I tried to steer us away from that.
39:49
Shanna brought us back on course.
39:51
Here we are.
39:55
Okay.
39:56
So how's it going?
39:58
Feeling good?
39:59
Yeah.
40:00
Actually, very good.
40:02
Very good.
40:06
I'm not going to give away any of
40:06
my scores.
40:08
I know people that do that.
40:09
But one of them I'm not ever doing
40:12
again in my entire life,
40:14
if I can help it.
40:15
It's just twenty four minutes long unless
40:17
you finished it, which I did not.
40:20
It's just miserable the entire time.
40:22
And then the other two that I got
40:26
done were kind of sort of in my
40:28
wheelhouse as far as that's concerned.
40:30
One of them was definitely in my
40:31
wheelhouse.
40:34
I'm not calling my shot,
40:35
but good luck if you're going to beat
40:37
me on that one.
40:38
I'll just go ahead and leave that leave
40:39
that there.
40:40
And I got to like I said,
40:41
I got to love to do.
40:42
Yes, Ortega.
40:42
Next week,
40:43
I'm going to fitness of the coast.
40:46
Real quick,
40:47
one thing that doesn't require a gooey
40:49
substance or a needle or hyaluronic acid
40:54
is a Thirdsy.
40:55
It helps you recover.
40:57
It helps you sleep.
40:58
It is awesome.
41:00
You need to check that out with code
41:02
Jazzy at checkout or go to thirdsy.com
41:05
backslash Jazzy.
41:08
It's your best recovery product on the
41:11
market.
41:13
Yeah, that's what I'm here for.
41:15
Or take it that my whole job is
41:17
just to find the right segue.
41:18
Cori, how many people qualify for monster?
41:30
They do wild stuff.
41:32
They hang ropes over a pool.
41:34
They did that last year.
41:37
Which is crazy to me.
41:41
The Masters didn't get to do that.
41:42
That was only for RX and Elite.
41:44
But the only reason why we didn't get
41:49
to do it is because they didn't have
41:50
enough pool.
41:51
It wasn't enough to be able to run
41:53
everybody through.
41:55
Yeah.
41:56
So not everybody has legends at ASU with
42:00
correct mass,
42:00
most mass lanes to go to those women.
42:02
Maybe, maybe not more.
42:07
Mark's accent.
42:11
If I went, so I didn't,
42:13
I ignored it cause I know you want
42:14
to keep your score secret.
42:15
I didn't even pull it up.
42:16
Maybe, maybe not.
42:19
So cool.
42:19
Wish we could have things like that here.
42:21
Maybe, maybe someday.
42:26
Boss games is fun as shit, dude.
42:28
Shout out to...
42:31
Jason Ainsley.
42:31
To Jason Ainsley for putting on a
42:33
ridiculously good event.
42:35
Red ran on time the entire time,
42:37
even when they had to switch stuff up.
42:39
We were supposed to do a long event
42:40
first over the summer,
42:42
and it rained the night before,
42:44
and they were worried about it still being
42:47
thunderstormy and whatnot.
42:48
So they switched everything from that was
42:50
supposed to be on Saturday to Friday and
42:52
switched Friday to Saturday.
42:54
So changed the order of the events around,
42:56
and everything still went off without a
42:58
hitch.
42:58
So good on them.
43:02
Mark Phillips,
43:02
I may go this year debating.
43:04
It's a trek, and I'm lazy.
43:06
Hey, brother.
43:07
I got to fly.
43:08
Well, I don't have to,
43:09
but I'm going to because it's like a
43:10
six-hour drive, and I'm not doing that.
43:12
It's Missouri, right?
43:13
Yeah, Kansas.
43:15
Overland Park.
43:17
It's on the border.
43:17
It's like Kansas, Missouri area.
43:22
It's Overland Park, Kansas, where I was.
43:28
Okay.
43:30
So my goal this year with this channel
43:33
is to not put so much pressure on
43:37
myself at events that I go to that
43:39
I have to get out product from that
43:42
weekend.
43:43
I want to do more sit down in
43:44
person interviews that I can use
43:46
throughout the year to fill in for when
43:49
I like I can't be on the air.
43:53
and be more like conversations that aren't
43:55
specific to the event,
43:57
but just overall conversations.
43:59
And I'm just trying to find some places
44:01
where I can go do that,
44:02
where the athlete isn't like overly
44:04
stressed.
44:05
And, and, and I,
44:07
and the master's events are always great
44:09
for that because the master's athletes are
44:13
all willing to usually sit down and have
44:14
a conversation with me.
44:16
um and so that's what i'm hoping to
44:17
do in the in the coming months uh
44:20
this year let you guys as an audience
44:23
know we had some legit athletes um at
44:28
monster games last year it was a lot
44:29
of fun i know mfc is a lot
44:31
closer for you i mean you can drive
44:33
there in an hour and a half or
44:34
whatever whatever it is with three hours
44:36
uh it's not
44:39
less than that,
44:41
which I might actually be doing this year.
44:43
So we shall see.
44:45
I plan on doing the qualifiers.
44:47
Oh, speaking of that,
44:50
shout out to my boy, Rob, who,
44:54
Rob Guillory,
44:54
one of my best friends in the entire
44:56
world, former owner of an affiliate,
44:59
now just working out at actually two
45:01
separate affiliates because of where he
45:02
works, bought me a handstand pushup mat.
45:10
you go it's sitting in the back of
45:12
my jeep no more dq for you no
45:15
no so it's like there i didn't want
45:17
to i wanted to share this with everybody
45:19
i got a text yesterday that um another
45:22
person from this channel uh jamie latimer
45:25
ford giggles decided to do some of the
45:27
far east throw down qualifiers did she
45:30
roll a ten k she rode the ten
45:32
k yesterday
45:33
No, she didn't.
45:34
Did she really?
45:34
I'm about to text her.
45:37
She sent me the screenshot of her splits.
45:41
Yeah.
45:43
She said it was pretty awful.
45:45
Oh yeah.
45:46
I know somebody else who did it and
45:47
said the exact same thing.
45:48
Like she was asking for advice.
45:50
It's like, okay, like what,
45:51
what's a good time for a ten K
45:53
row?
45:53
Because who knows that?
45:55
Right.
45:56
Not many people do.
45:57
So she,
45:58
she's thinking about doing all of them to
46:00
test out her hip.
46:01
Yeah.
46:02
And just to see where she's at.
46:06
But with no, like,
46:08
visions of trying to qualify for the Far
46:11
East Throwdown or anything like that,
46:12
but just do them and see kind of
46:14
where she sits on the leaderboard.
46:16
That's a good test.
46:18
Mr. John George,
46:18
if you're talking about the Qualifier for
46:20
Monster Games, you can still sign up.
46:22
Scores are not due until the end of
46:24
next week.
46:24
Actually, like, eleven days from today,
46:28
if I'm not mistaken.
46:29
And it's only five workouts.
46:33
And, uh, ten K is a butt hurt.
46:34
I, I,
46:36
what I asked her is the last time
46:38
I did a five K I blistered on
46:39
my hands.
46:41
And I said, like, did you wear gloves?
46:43
And she actually just taped up,
46:46
but she said she wished she would have
46:47
used more tape because her, um,
46:50
her hands were hurting at the end.
46:53
It's a long time to be on a
46:54
rower, dude.
46:55
It is.
46:55
It's a lot.
46:56
And you don't think about the friction of
46:58
the,
46:59
the paddle as you're pulling every time.
47:01
Right.
47:02
So like I'm doing,
47:03
I'm all the way into this.
47:05
Oh, excuse me.
47:06
It's two K row progression that, uh,
47:08
brands got me doing and I've rode like
47:12
eight, eight thousand in the morning,
47:13
but it's intervals.
47:14
So like I'll row a thousand and then
47:17
rest four minutes or, you know,
47:18
whatever the case may be, it hurts,
47:22
but it's not constant.
47:23
Like I'll put the, I'll put,
47:25
let the damn thing go and I'll stand
47:26
up and kind of move around and whatnot.
47:29
I cannot fathom doing that all at once.
47:32
Mark Phillips can confirm wrote a half
47:34
marathon in between finger blisters were
47:36
the only issue.
47:37
Yeah.
47:37
I, uh, yeah, I,
47:39
the last time I did a five K
47:40
I got blisters.
47:41
So like I can only imagine, um, uh,
47:46
Lito says I'd much rather ski a ten
47:48
K. I think I would too.
47:51
Yeah.
47:51
I mean, all you got to do,
47:52
you can have a much looser grip because
47:54
of the way the handles are.
47:57
And you just kind of keep rolling.
47:59
I mean,
47:59
your shoulders would be freaking lit up.
48:01
Your abs.
48:02
Your abs.
48:03
Oh, yeah.
48:03
Core.
48:04
A hundred percent.
48:05
But overall, yeah,
48:07
I'd probably rather do that.
48:08
Your ass wouldn't be hurting from just
48:09
sitting on that thing.
48:10
Even with a pad underneath it, dude.
48:12
Like, it's just miserable.
48:14
Just sitting.
48:15
Yeah.
48:17
of my best friends they used to do
48:19
they would split a tin cave between him
48:21
and his wife every sunday morning like
48:23
that's what they would do but they would
48:25
like jeff would roll a thousand tracy
48:28
would roll a thousand or whatever but like
48:29
real easy you know just kind of going
48:31
back and forth that's what they're saying
48:34
their sunday morning thing but uh in a
48:37
shoot i've done a ten k three or
48:39
four times but i'm not good just did
48:40
it as a challenge
48:42
Yeah,
48:42
I've done like the holiday things where
48:44
like four of us split up,
48:46
I don't know,
48:48
like a ten K or a twenty K.
48:50
But when you're breaking it up,
48:52
it's not nearly as bad as when you're
48:53
just sitting there by yourself slugging
48:56
along.
48:57
Yeah, ten K is crazy.
49:00
The last thing I wanted to share is
49:02
last night I was watching the NFL honors
49:03
where they hand out all the, the,
49:05
the season awards and just another thing
49:08
that made me smile.
49:10
And I just wanted to share and prop
49:13
up a Louisiana company.
49:16
Here's Matt Stafford who won the MVP.
49:18
He took his wife and four daughters to
49:22
the event and he took them.
49:23
He brought them up on stage with him
49:26
when he got the award and look at
49:29
that cuteness.
49:33
um and they went out and celebrated with
49:34
some canes raising canes chicken fingers
49:37
good lord the one that's right next to
49:39
him looks just like him yeah the one
49:43
right below yeah the one right right
49:45
standing right in front like that's a
49:46
little mirror look at that yeah it's crazy
49:50
isn't it that's wild
49:53
But I thought it was so cool that
49:54
he took the girls up on stage with
49:56
him.
49:57
And he announced that he is going to
50:00
play again next season because he loves
50:03
having them as a cheerleader on the
50:04
sidelines.
50:06
He's getting old, dude.
50:07
Like, you don't realize it,
50:08
but Matt Stafford's been around for quite
50:10
some time now.
50:11
He was thirty seven for this season,
50:13
so he'll be thirty eight next year in
50:15
football years.
50:16
That's old.
50:17
Yeah.
50:19
Um,
50:19
the bears who ended up winning two awards.
50:21
So I was pumped because we never win
50:24
anything ever and, uh,
50:26
ended up winning a play of the year.
50:29
Uh,
50:30
Caleb had enough of those that they had
50:31
plenty to choose from.
50:33
And, uh, Joe Tooney, uh,
50:35
our left guard won offensive protector of
50:37
the year lineman award,
50:39
which was really cool.
50:41
So I was pumped for that,
50:41
but while we're talking about NFL stuff,
50:43
I'm going to point out the fact that
50:44
drew breeze is a first ballot hall of
50:47
famer.
50:49
And he should be.
50:50
Yes, he damn well should be.
50:52
And he should be.
50:53
That dude has meant more to New Orleans
50:55
and the state of Louisiana than most
50:56
people will ever know and actually
50:58
realize.
51:00
Yeah, it was a fun watch.
51:01
They were really funny.
51:04
Some good jokes and stuff last night.
51:05
Really fun to watch.
51:07
The Super Bowls this weekend,
51:08
do you have a pick?
51:11
No,
51:11
my daughter wants to watch the Puppy Bowl.
51:12
She didn't give a damn about the Super
51:14
Bowl.
51:15
Well, I'll be watching the Super Bowl.
51:18
I don't know enough about either team
51:19
that's in it to be able to make
51:20
any kind of educated decision whatsoever.
51:23
I just know it's what the Patriots in
51:25
Seattle.
51:26
Yep.
51:27
Yeah.
51:28
So I'm going to take Seattle in a
51:31
convincing win.
51:32
Gotcha.
51:32
That's Seattle's NFC team?
51:34
Correct.
51:35
Yeah,
51:35
so I guess I'm being side of the
51:37
Saints and NFC.
51:38
I'll just go with Seattle too.
51:39
Why not?
51:41
I think the NFC was a much harder
51:42
division to get out of.
51:43
And I think they were tested much harder
51:46
than the Patriots were.
51:48
And I think that their defense is going
51:51
to smother Drake May and the Patriots.
51:54
And it could end up being...
51:56
The quarterback's name is Drake?
51:59
Yeah, no,
51:59
I'm definitely taking Seattle then.
52:03
There you go.
52:05
Whatever the reason, man.
52:06
It's a fifty fifty shot.
52:08
Just nobody named Drake should be playing
52:11
in the Super Bowl.
52:11
Sorry.
52:12
It's just maybe that's my own personal
52:14
thing.
52:14
Whatever.
52:15
What about Kendrick?
52:16
Kendrick can play?
52:18
Kendrick Lamar?
52:19
I thought he was just doing a halftime
52:21
show.
52:22
Or did it last year, I guess.
52:23
Not so much this year.
52:24
I'm just making a joke because they have
52:26
that beef back and forth.
52:29
Kendrick and Drake?
52:30
Yeah, no, a hundred percent.
52:31
I didn't even have anything to do with
52:32
it, but that's just another good reason.
52:33
I like Kendrick Lamar,
52:36
so moving right along.
52:38
Yeah,
52:39
there's so much beef about the Super Bowl
52:41
halftime show.
52:42
I could care less, dude.
52:43
No, I really don't care.
52:45
They're not watching that Super Bowl
52:47
halftime show to me.
52:48
They're marketing it to the younger
52:49
generation and the world.
52:51
They keep playing more and more games
52:53
overseas.
52:54
There's a reason for that.
52:55
They're trying to expand their market.
52:57
That's what they're doing.
52:59
Last year's was cool with Kendrick Lamar.
53:02
I did watch that.
53:03
But then before then...
53:09
Prince.
53:10
Prince is probably the best one I've ever
53:11
seen.
53:13
I would say Prince is the best one
53:15
I've ever seen.
53:15
I thought the nineties death row, Dr.
53:20
Dre Snoop.
53:21
That was good.
53:22
Yeah.
53:22
Yeah.
53:22
I forgot about that one.
53:25
Coming in like a bat upside down.
53:28
Yeah.
53:28
Crazy.
53:30
That was fantastic.
53:31
Other than that though, dude,
53:32
like they're just not memorable anymore.
53:36
There was a Springsteen one that was
53:37
pretty good.
53:38
There was a Rolling Stones one that was
53:39
pretty good.
53:40
Anybody that has a ton of hits and
53:42
can just... Honestly,
53:44
Katy Perry I thought was great.
53:47
She filled the stadium.
53:48
I hate when someone gets it and they
53:51
just stay on this little itty-bitty stage
53:52
in the middle.
53:54
Getting it used the stadium.
53:56
And when she had those big things walk
53:58
in on stilts, that was freaking awesome.
54:01
I mean,
54:03
Prince made it rain for Purple Rain.
54:05
Yeah, he did, man.
54:08
I don't know what else to say.
54:12
My favorite halftime show was Prince,
54:15
but my least favorite Super Bowl because
54:17
the Bears lost.
54:17
I mean, it'd be like that.
54:21
yeah uh left shark yeah left shark got
54:24
all the variety yeah okay yeah yeah i
54:25
do remember that now i remember the left
54:29
short stuff anyway like that was hilarious
54:32
yeah yeah memorable anything that makes it
54:36
memorable is cool uh but i hope you
54:38
guys enjoy the super bowl this weekend
54:39
hope you guys enjoy the olympics opening
54:42
ceremonies are tonight do you watch
54:46
opening ceremonies because like there's a
54:48
lot of countries man
54:51
It reminds me of when they in twenty
54:54
nineteen,
54:55
when they brought the national champions
54:56
in for the games and like they just
54:59
like people just kept coming and kept
55:01
coming and kept coming and kept coming.
55:03
And you were like,
55:04
what is happening right now?
55:06
It's the same thing for the Olympics,
55:07
right?
55:07
Like they had their little show when
55:09
they're little people doing it, whatever.
55:10
It's Italy.
55:11
I have absolutely no idea.
55:12
I used to be throwing pasta at people.
55:13
I really don't know what's going to
55:14
happen.
55:16
And then, like you said, it's just it's
55:19
And here comes Botswana.
55:20
And here comes, you know, whoever else.
55:24
We did get word that some of the
55:26
soccer games for the twenty eight Olympics
55:28
in L.A.
55:29
are going to be held here in Columbus.
55:31
Yeah.
55:32
Columbus is soccer town USA.
55:34
Like it's national court.
55:37
Like that's a two year old stadium.
55:38
Yeah.
55:40
Well, what I'm saying is,
55:40
is that the U.S.
55:41
men's national team doesn't lose in
55:43
Columbus.
55:44
It's ridiculous, dude.
55:45
Like, they really, really don't.
55:47
That's considered their home,
55:51
if you want to call it that.
55:53
No, there's going to be games played,
55:55
I say, right down the street.
55:56
Houston is a three-and-a-half-hour,
55:58
four-hour drive from me.
55:58
Yeah, they're doing some in Missouri.
56:01
some here uh because la doesn't have
56:04
enough to to hold everything no no all
56:09
over the country which is wild to me
56:11
because like you might play in columbus
56:14
one night and like two days later you
56:15
might have to play again in la it's
56:18
that's that's that's a tighter window than
56:22
people give it credit for like you are
56:24
leaving the stadium
56:25
My thoughts were like in pool play,
56:27
like the four teams in pool A will
56:29
all stay in the one city until that
56:31
pool play is done.
56:32
Right.
56:33
That's how I guessed.
56:34
I have no idea.
56:36
I don't know if they will or not.
56:37
That's the thing.
56:38
Like,
56:38
won't know until it actually shows up.
56:39
It's going to be fun to watch, though.
56:41
I love, I'm a big soccer fan, so.
56:44
Yeah.
56:45
With that, guys, it's been a blast.
56:48
I'm going to hop off here and go
56:49
check some ski jumping out.
56:51
As you should.
56:53
Yeah.
56:54
He's going to hop off,
56:55
ladies and gentlemen,
56:56
to check out the ski jump.
56:59
And I'll report back what I find with
57:01
the ski jumping next Monday.
57:04
So the schedule this week,
57:05
just so you guys know,
57:06
we are not going to compete against the
57:08
Super Bowl on Sunday night.
57:10
So the Sunday night show is moving to
57:12
Tuesday this week.
57:15
Monday night's packed.
57:16
Monday is Boys Interrupted,
57:18
the WOD Prep Podcast.
57:19
Both great choices.
57:22
Let them run.
57:23
And Dave's Week in Review.
57:24
So those three all run Monday night.
57:26
So we're just going to go to Tuesday
57:27
night where there's nothing on,
57:29
and we're going to hop on with the
57:31
girls on Tuesday night.
57:35
So weekend off,
57:37
back Monday with this show.
57:39
Then Tuesday night will be the Sunday
57:41
night show.
57:42
Nice.
57:43
And hopefully after that,
57:44
we'll be back to regular Sundays going
57:47
forward.
57:50
Thank you, Shanna, for all of the insight.
57:53
And with that,
57:54
I hope you guys have a great rest
57:55
of your day.
57:56
Relevant medical information.
57:59
Relevant medical information.
58:01
Yes.
58:01
Our medical correspondent from the twenty
58:04
twenty six Milan Olympics, Shanna Bunce.
58:08
Shanna Bunce.
58:09
Signing off.