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OUTRO: Interviews that suck · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Is that chips?
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  Speaker 2: No, for all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: get up even closer.
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  Speaker 3: On Instagram, YouTube and picture for targets four to seven
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  Speaker 3: every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 4: And then I said, now we can all get some sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow, I used to do that. I used to
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  Speaker 4: do that all the time.
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  Speaker 1: What was.
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  Speaker 3: From a break like you're ad conversation?
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  Speaker 4: Did we?
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  Speaker 2: So? I don't know where that popped up from my
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  Speaker 2: wife's saying to me now, ma wow few she said, few.
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  Speaker 4: P h e w w h e w.
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  Speaker 3: That's good start.
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  Speaker 5: That's wrong.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is wrong. I'm going to have her up
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  Speaker 4: about it.
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  Speaker 3: You should have it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm alreally sensitive ground with her at the moment, given
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  Speaker 2: the release of that video yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Human man, he does.
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  Speaker 2: But then she saw it again and went, actually, yeah too,
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  Speaker 2: but it was too late and it was it was
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  Speaker 2: out on the ether. It like something like eight hundred
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  Speaker 2: she is or something. Yeah, God almighty.
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  Speaker 1: Most of those were ust.
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  Speaker 4: That was jo hear me sharing, how are you feelers?
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  Speaker 4: What's going on? Good?
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  Speaker 1: Actually?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's great.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really good man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was saying to Jason on the course today, Mogi
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  Speaker 1: like if his wife was going to his shows back
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  Speaker 1: in the day and thinking they're funny.
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  Speaker 5: Atrocity.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that then, I reckon she'd think that club is
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  Speaker 1: very funny because wasn't your a show back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: just you like pulling out fake cocks but into jis
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  Speaker 1: on people and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: Well in one of the shows.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly, and she's in the audience thinking it's really faint like.
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  Speaker 3: That wasn't that content wasn't about her though, I guess
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  Speaker 3: is the difference. There's the difference, although that content not
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  Speaker 3: about her either. It's the idea of having a wife.
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  Speaker 1: No, I like, how well me and Jase do Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: we've got to get your wife's got.
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  Speaker 5: To start dragging your wife stuff, man.
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  Speaker 3: But whenever you're ready, man, I'm not against it. Or
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  Speaker 3: it just hasn't happened.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, which is weird because your wife is like pretty
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  Speaker 5: missed up.
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  Speaker 4: You're telling me many why maybe that's why.
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  Speaker 1: We Yeah, it's too close to the bone with old
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  Speaker 1: Maggie's water.
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  Speaker 2: And I when we went up for dinner on the
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  Speaker 2: trigger and I said something to her it was just
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  Speaker 2: a bit of fun sort of thing. She smacked me
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  Speaker 2: straight in the chart.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's the thing, man, And if she doesn't, I will,
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  Speaker 3: you know. So she's a good target, but she's very
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  Speaker 3: dear to me. And if you offend me in any way,
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  Speaker 3: a right hook on her too, she does. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: do lucky from her boxing days. That's sort of quite
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  Speaker 3: tough my jaw.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 3: But are you watching the Worriors there?
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  Speaker 1: Keezy from the stadium?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 5: Where are you watching it?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: I'm probably going to watch it at home?
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Kesey was on the golf course all day trying to
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  Speaker 2: organize going to see the Warriors. Constant phone calls, phone calls,
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  Speaker 2: trying to get free tickets everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, got at the end.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to tell them what's going on?
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  Speaker 5: Man? Am I allowed to do it?
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  Speaker 1: It is my question?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think anyone would give you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was actually going to say it on there to
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  Speaker 1: morrow and users content tomorrow. But yes, I'm doing sideline comms.
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  Speaker 1: I told you a Realdy for.
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  Speaker 3: Triple and he doesn't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I literally told you, remember, yes, I didn't know that
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  Speaker 2: it had been confirmed or anything that I was just
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  Speaker 2: put out there and then I switched off. No, I'm
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  Speaker 2: focused on pummeling it down the fairway.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah cool, Yeah, so that's exciting. I'm even one Sideline
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  Speaker 1: Comms though, so I've already been on the phone TI
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  Speaker 1: a couple of people. I know it's Sky, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, whose Sideline? Who do you get your intel from?
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  Speaker 1: Because they want you know, it's pretty chill, so like,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry too much. But I'm like, no, I want
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  Speaker 1: to go get.
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  Speaker 3: The you want percent across it.
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  Speaker 1: Deliver.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: This is this is the big leagus. It's not so
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  Speaker 3: fucking bushy bush back bush ship box.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking bush bush ship box set up. You know, a
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  Speaker 1: CC bullshit is the real deal?
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  Speaker 3: Man is the beg guns.
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  Speaker 1: As Mogi pointed out though, the last person that did Sideline,
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  Speaker 1: it was in the news that she got fired and
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  Speaker 1: then when on Instagram saying it was because she was
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  Speaker 1: too sixy, and I was like, well why are they
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  Speaker 1: That can't be true because look at the all they've
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  Speaker 1: done is double down, down down the sexiness.
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  Speaker 4: I actually once flatted.
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  Speaker 1: With a woman.
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  Speaker 3: I know you've got a story, man, but wait to
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  Speaker 3: hear this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, just in terms of the too sexy thing,
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  Speaker 2: and she went and did stand up comedy.
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  Speaker 4: It was horrendously bad because.
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  Speaker 3: She wasn't funny.
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  Speaker 4: She wasn't funny.
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  Speaker 3: No, she was a problem.
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  Speaker 4: She was not funny at all.
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  Speaker 2: And then she came off stage and shed it's because
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  Speaker 2: I'm wearing a mini skirt and I'm looking hot, and
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  Speaker 2: everyone just didn't say.
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  Speaker 4: Anything because she wasn't looking hot, and.
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  Speaker 2: So we went, Okay, Yeah, she obviously felt she was
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  Speaker 2: too sixy to be funny, and people were just obsessed
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  Speaker 2: by how sick she was in Thust didn't laugh at her.
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  Speaker 4: Joe.
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  Speaker 3: It's an interesting point though, outside of the fact that
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  Speaker 3: in your opinion, she wasn't sexy. But they could be lead,
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  Speaker 3: they could be lid. They could be led to think
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  Speaker 3: that a beautiful woman could be lad to think that
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  Speaker 3: she's funny by men that are trying to be here, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: funny because I have, you know, my earlier days certainly
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  Speaker 3: been involved in conversations with people that were so mind
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  Speaker 3: nombingly boring, yes, that you thought they might be a chance.
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  Speaker 1: The Whole Warcky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio Hiarchym The Wracky Big Show Podcast. Well that's like
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  Speaker 1: we I we were working on a particular TV show
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  Speaker 1: last year was and a very well known athlete who's
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  Speaker 1: quite good looking came on yeah, and I was like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: she was boring, right, And I was like I had
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  Speaker 1: a whose mates and that. I was like, she she's
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  Speaker 1: pretty Boring's like she's like she gets quite nervous. I like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I just assumed that people have just been laughing so much.
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  Speaker 1: You know it was a comedy thing we were doing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, it is boring. Man.
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  Speaker 2: This is a generalization that I'm about to make here.
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  Speaker 2: Woman know about sports people.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they're boring.
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  Speaker 4: Generally, they're not always great check.
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  Speaker 1: But not well in New Zealand, I think. But like
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  Speaker 1: Ossis and stuff are.
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  Speaker 3: There's some truth in that. A lot of the sports
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  Speaker 3: people we talked to. Yeah, but I think the problem
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  Speaker 3: with that is is because they've all been through media training. No,
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  Speaker 3: none of them are themselves. They're all a robotcause nobody
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  Speaker 3: is interested in a single word they say.
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  Speaker 2: And terrified like that and terrified of making a mistake
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  Speaker 2: or saying the wrong thing.
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  Speaker 4: As whereas we just don't give a so you.
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  Speaker 1: Would never hear like Charlie Gubb, for example, backbone, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think you'd hear him saying half the stuff on
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  Speaker 1: the radio. If he was in the current squad, that's
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  Speaker 1: right now he's not.
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  Speaker 3: Similarly, I found that with Richie McCall when we met
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  Speaker 3: him when was there a black clash? Then we helicopter yes,
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  Speaker 3: and he would have been renowned as being a particularly
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  Speaker 3: interesting interviews and media personality.
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  Speaker 1: He was a great man.
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  Speaker 4: He's a lovely fan.
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  Speaker 3: And Sam Kane similarly did the thing with like you
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  Speaker 3: full crewd at all that ship and that's like you
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  Speaker 3: get them away from that and they're people they're not
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  Speaker 3: allowed to be, which is crazy because you want to
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  Speaker 3: know the personalities. It's like a lack of personality makes
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  Speaker 3: me not want to bother career.
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  Speaker 1: Those two though, they've both been captain of the All Blacks, right,
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  Speaker 1: so you can't be seen to having any It's like,
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  Speaker 1: how Jason you don't like Scott Robertson doing his break
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  Speaker 1: dancing because he's the all Black like who cares like
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  Speaker 1: all the fun the fun stuff.
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  Speaker 5: You can't do that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Another classic, as Dan carter I interviewed. I've interviewed him
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  Speaker 1: a couple of times, but interviewed him here at Hodack
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  Speaker 1: and we were yearning off here about the classic Vortex
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  Speaker 1: Megahala add and he was like, bro, I'd got paid
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  Speaker 1: five hundred bucks for that. This is like six years
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  Speaker 1: or something that has just like haunted me of a
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  Speaker 1: sense like right, hilarious yarn. And then we switched the
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  Speaker 1: MIC's on us and I I'll ask you about that
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  Speaker 1: on you? Is that?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Sweet? And I asked about it and it was the
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  Speaker 1: most like it's just the media training kicks in. It
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  Speaker 1: was just so.
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  Speaker 4: Because they're afraid of saying the wrong thing.
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  Speaker 5: I know, which is a shape.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, because a lot of those like you've played footy
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  Speaker 1: at the weekend or whatever, everyone's hard case.
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  Speaker 3: But saying the right thing is the wrong thing because
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  Speaker 3: no one gives a shit about what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's like that guy Toby Rudolph in the NRAL
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  Speaker 1: a couple of years ago that postmatch interview plays for
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  Speaker 1: Cranella and what's your plans after the here gonna say
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  Speaker 1: about the winteriing's probably gonna go to there's a classic
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  Speaker 1: pub over there. It's like the shittest pub that everyone
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  Speaker 1: ends up at. I'm going to go there see if
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  Speaker 1: I can pull something. I'll settle for a three or
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  Speaker 1: yeah something, and he got hauled over the coals and
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  Speaker 1: then like never has never been the same.
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  Speaker 3: But generally you can get away with it. It's when
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  Speaker 3: it gets when it's about.
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  Speaker 1: Woman, yeah, which is fair enough, you know, but like
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  Speaker 1: just yeah, he kind of went too far. But there
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  Speaker 1: are some guys that, you know, Jonathan Thurston's funny, They've
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  Speaker 1: got far more characters.
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  Speaker 2: That he was great chat on the Black Clash actually,
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  Speaker 2: but also he was one of those people that just
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  Speaker 2: I think had actually reached that point of actually not
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  Speaker 2: giving a fuck him and just having a good time.
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  Speaker 1: And he never did that.
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  Speaker 4: He that he just liked having a good time.
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  Speaker 1: But I think it's a thing where you can trust
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  Speaker 1: yourself to not say the wrong thing, right, But I
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  Speaker 1: don't think they can.
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  Speaker 3: I guess you told they can't.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they you can't don't trust yourself, so they get
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  Speaker 5: rid of that.
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  Speaker 3: Let's be honest, we're talking about rugby and cricket here.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't seem to be a thing in league as much,
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  Speaker 3: but they're so heavily. I haven't talked to a lot of.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, to be fair, who are way a bit of talent.
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  Speaker 3: Than and the female rugby Union players.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right absolutely, I agree.
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  Speaker 5: So there you go. It's just rugby and cricket.
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  Speaker 1: So you go.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where it secks that ship comes from, Jay,
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  Speaker 3: so I don't know what the need is for that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, can we make it? Can we make a video
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  Speaker 4: of this and send it out there? Please?
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  Speaker 5: Mate, send it out?
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  Speaker 4: Good ship.
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  Speaker 1: Good on you man, because any rugby and cricket players
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  Speaker 1: listening there, we love you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we do. Of course. We get here
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  Speaker 4: under the gun.
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  Speaker 5: It sucks, oh man, Americans.
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  Speaker 3: Man, Hey guys, we're getting a new card reader system.
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  Speaker 5: Here at work, so that it's gonna be an app.
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  Speaker 3: Pego's at It's going to be on your phone, Jase,
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  Speaker 3: so you can't lose your card.
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  Speaker 5: To upgrade your phone.
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  Speaker 4: Man, my card for you.
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  Speaker 3: Got the chips on agna.
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  Speaker 1: Just so everyone knows, this is the earliest Jase has
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  Speaker 1: stolen a begg of chips. The show.
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  Speaker 5: It's a record.
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  Speaker 1: It's disgusting because piece of ship total seven weekdays, Hodarky,
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  Speaker 1: It's the big show.
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  Speaker 5: Check it out.