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MIA'S MUNCH, A CAR FONDLING, AND HAND JOBS UNDER THE TABLE · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and today I have with me the one
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the only kinky Kylie. Hi, back again, back again.
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You ready? Yes.
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All right, Kylie, so tell us your experiences from last
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night's adventure. We had a lot of fun.
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Yesterday in general was a lot of fun.
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It was, we, me and Mia had a really good day.
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We, I got here at like 9 and I mean, we were out and about
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until the party. I mean, we, we didn't sit down.
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I swear we didn't unless we were in the car.
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It was a it was a good day. We had a lot of fun.
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And then the part that I wasn't really a party was an event.
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It's the month. I'm going to say explain it.
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It's Mia's much Mcguires. Munch at Mcguires, you won't
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Perfect. People need to know what a munch
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is though. So a munch.
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For those of you don't know, a lot of people use them for
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vetting. It's just really a get together
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of people in the lifestyle to really get to talk to each
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other, get to see what those people are about.
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In Mia's case, kind of find out more about the party that's
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going to be this Friday. We had a good group come out
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though. Oh yeah, last night was 3030 or
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so, people. Yeah, it was about 30 people,
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but we had a good, we had a good turn out.
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It was a lot of fun. One table got SAT before we came
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in and so they they had their appetizers and their food and
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they were like leaving by the time that we had finally
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finished up everything. Yes.
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They were. They were a good 1015 minutes
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before us because we didn't actually get in at 7.
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It started at 7:00. We didn't actually get in till
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seven. We didn't get in till 7:30 and
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some people were waiting at the bar for the table and then some
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of us were waiting in our cars. Because it was raining, because
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it was raining and it's nasty and they don't have proper
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seating at the door. That's the other thing.
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You know, I noticed that when we walked in, a lot of people were
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standing waiting on their tables.
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Really and truly they should open their front and like extend
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that whole area, like their patio walk and all of that.
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They should open that up and have additional seating and that
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kind of thing to where people or just a room with the bar
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somewhere that they can actually sit and hang out while you're
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waiting for your table because I mean, it's a huge place.
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It's a huge place. It's a very popular place, very
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popular. It's also a bit of a tourist
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attraction on top of that, which make seating, like, really
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important. The Lamberts over close to where
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I live, they have a row of seating inside, and then they
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have two or three rows of seating outside.
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Like, But like where it's, like covered to where if, you know,
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it starts raining, you know. Yeah.
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It's like a huge patio. Yeah.
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Exactly. They even have seating outside
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the gift shop for people who don't want to like go in the
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gift shop. Their gift shop was small.
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I forgot how small Mcguire's gift shop was.
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Oh, it's tiny. It's.
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Tiny. Yeah, Tiny.
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I forgot about that. But no, it was a lot of fun.
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We had a lot of fun. We talked me and went around
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passing chips to other tables. Someone at our table ordered
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chips and cheese and our table ate a good bit for a good bit of
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them. Then me and took the entire
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plate and just started walking around to the other two tables
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and offering chips. Yeah.
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And then by that time, most of them already had their food.
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I was like, yeah, fuck, I said. I thought I was getting ahead in
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the game, but no one reminded you were.
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Behind. I was behind, I was behind.
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It was funny. It was funny.
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But we had a very neat group of people.
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We had some couples, we had some singles, a lot of singles.
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And there was just a lot of fun people.
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And we had a lot of our good friends that came and Liv, of
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course, and my nephew and, you know, Oh, Abby, goodness
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gracious. Oh my.
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Gosh, Abby was there. So I'm gonna jump in because.
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Please. This is this is so fun at the
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get go, I said. Look, Kylie and Bree and I,
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we're gonna ride together, we're gonna have a good time, and
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let's just talk on the way. Have fun.
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I said we left the house at six, got down there by 6:20.
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It already started raining. But Bree volunteered to go
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inside. And the problem with that is
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Bree acts like a ditz. And she went ahead and and held
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the table for her own name so that when people came in there,
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they're asking for Mia's party. And there is no Mia's party.
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She held it for Bree. Right.
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And so people are messaging me, blowing up my phone.
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Hey, Mia, we're here. Where are you?
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They don't have party for me. What the hecks going on like
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it's a fucking conspiracy, right we.
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Just made the whole thing up, guys.
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Yes, like, oh, huh, you're you've been punked.
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I'm messaging these people. I'm like, look, it was, it was a
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mistake. We're going in to correct it.
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They'll know it's Mia's party. OK.
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And so then we sit there, we're in the car and as other people
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are messaging me, I'm like, look, it's raining.
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They're not going to seat us for 20 minutes.
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So if you want to wait inside, go for it.
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You can wait at the bar, but it's jammed in there right now.
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It's not going to be any good just going in there and standing
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around a bunch of people, right? I said, so we're just sitting in
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our car and they're like, oh, yeah, we'll probably do the
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same. Well, this one kid, he is very
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new. He's he's young, he's in early
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20s, really sweet. I talked to him like 2 nights
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ago and basically gave him a rundown.
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He'd never been to an event, never been to a party.
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I said let me tell you about the party.
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And he was so nice about everything.
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So I thought OK this will be great.
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So we'll talk and he'll eventually want to come out.
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And sure enough he decided to come to the munch.
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So he texts me and he's like hey, I'm here.
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And I gave him the rundown and I said, but you know, if you want
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to, you can come in the car with us because Abby would love to
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play with you, he says. I'll be over there in a second.
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So Abby drove herself. Abby did not ride with me with
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me me and bring yes she came and got to our backseat was being
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Abby love her so much. Yes, I truly do.
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Yes, but what woman brings sex toys with her wherever she goes?
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My God, she has a small little like caddy.
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Of sex toys, yes. Bondage.
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Yes, she's got dildos of every size.
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Rope. She's got it made like I know I
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carry my fun with others bag as I call it with me.
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I also go to a dungeon every weekend so but I don't bring it
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out into the car with random. People oh she's.
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Great, she's great. She's.
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So great. She she ended up, she brings
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this little thing that she bought on Amazon and it's a
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looks like a wooden block and you open it up and you put your
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fucking wrist in it. Yeah.
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And she can lock it. Yeah.
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I mean, it's very small, very portable.
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Whoever came up with is fucking ingenious.
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Yes, it was a really cool little.
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Yes, I'm going to get one. It's so fucking ingenious.
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Why not? Yeah.
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And so she brings this and immediately the guy was raced up
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to our car. He gets in our car and I'm like,
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oh, yeah, yeah, get in the car. And Abby's like, oh, let me tell
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you that my my toys. And oh, look at this, how big
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can you take? And he's like, well, I can take
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11 inches. She said, well, can you take it
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in your mouth? And she's fucking deep throating
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him in the car. She.
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Is she took her dildo out of her little her little caddy bag and
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started deep throating this man in the backseat of the car.
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Yes, and playing with his Dick. Did she actually touch it?
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Oh yeah, yeah. Because then we ultimately we
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get to go inside. Finally.
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Now keep in mind we she got in the car at like 7.
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This guy came over here at like 715.
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Yes, she's been playing with him for a good 1015 minutes before
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we get to go inside. Yes, yes.
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So it's a good. 1015 minute little buffer and then they go
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inside. She hadn't locked up in that
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little wooden wrist thingy. Go ahead, then we go inside.
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Yes. They took off.
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I know that she took off. The cuffs were going to go
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inside, correct? And then they sat next to each
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other, correct, at the table that we were all sitting at.
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At some point, she put the cuffs back on him.
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I don't know when, but Mia was laughing about it.
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And I'm like, what's going on? And Mia just kind of just like
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does like the handcuff motion at me and points toward to him.
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So he's cuffed under the table. Yes.
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I don't know what else she did. I know that she started playing
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with ice. She wrapped a napkin around his
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cuffs so the waitress wouldn't see.
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OK, but then this other guy sitting next to her on the other
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side, yes, he's getting cozy with her.
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And so they're sitting really close to her.
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And thank God there was only a couple people sitting behind
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her. They were all adults.
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Yeah, and there was a wall kind of behind her, luckily.
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So there wasn't really any place she knew.
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She was so fucking calculated on where she was going to sit.
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She did it. Intentionally, she did it
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because she sat down before the rest.
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Of us, yes. Sat down there with them and
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fucking fondled the two of these guys.
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She played with the one guy, the young guy, so much that she was
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him dinner and giving him his drinks because she didn't want
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him using his hands. Yeah, he was.
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He was bound to the table most of the event.
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Yes, and we were there 2 1/2 hours.
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Yeah, we got sad at 7:30. We didn't leave till 9:30.
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Oh, it was after 10, girlfriend. Was it 10?
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Yes. Oh Jesus, it was 10.
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It was after 10. Yeah, we, I didn't get home
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until almost 11. It was like 10:45 the time we
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pulled up. It was crazy.
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Yeah. Yeah, 'cause I didn't get home
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till 11:45. So yeah, yeah, it was crazy.
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It was insane. But yeah, she is just a ball of
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fun and she was having so much of it last.
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Night she was having a blast. I mean she was loving it.
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She kept making weird faces at me all night.
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She had this, I think it was asparagus she was eating.
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I'm not sure, but she was, she was like she was deep throating
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it while looking at. Me.
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Oh my God. OK, well, at one point, because
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there's, there's a couple of other tables there and 1 you
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could pretty much exclude because they were like a bunch
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of seniors and they were all the way across the room, which was
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fine. I was glad that they set us at 3
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huge tables so we can kind of make our rounds because if we
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sat at one big table, no one really would have been able to
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talk, you know, to. Everyone would have kind of
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sucked. Yeah, I do wish that we had had
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a smaller room so we wouldn't have to limit our conversation
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so. Much, very much so.
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Because we were having to be very vanilla and how we spoke
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because there was a good 30 or 40 people that were in that room
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that we're not part of. No, not at all.
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And it was funny because so Abby looks at me and she's like, hey,
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is that table? Are those some of our people?
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I said no girlfriend. There's a kid over there.
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It looks like he's about 10 years old.
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I think he's a little too young to recruit at this point.
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She's like, oh, well, that girl over there is waiting to me.
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I said, yeah, she's she's waiting at all the wait staff
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because I think she's a little special and she's just waiting
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you to be nice, right? And she's like, oh, I'm.
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Like. Just continue about your
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business, fondling your little Subs under the table, you little
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fucking pervert she. Was having a blast.
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She was playing with ice. Yes, at.
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One point she sat on the dildo or said she was going to.
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I don't know if she did. She did.
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She did OK, She did. She she walked over and told Liv
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that she was going to yes. So she was playing with ice.
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Saw that she was. Playing with ice under the table
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with herself with these Subs and she walks over with a piece of
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ice and walks up behind Liv and puts it down.
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Liv shirt and she whispers and lives here like I have a dildo
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with me and lives like well go sit on it like no big deal, no
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big deal. Like she.
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Did and she Did she. Did she did it was it was quite
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the event, she. Was having a blast.
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She she, she, she really, she really made the most of it.
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Yeah. I mostly, I mean, I talked a lot
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to you. I kind of went over to the other
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table. I spoke to Liv and Matt a good
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bit over there at the table because I was sitting right next
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to him. And then that new guy that we
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spoke that you spoke to on the phone earlier while we were
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hanging out, he talked my ear off.
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Yeah. He was very cool.
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I like him. Very cool, very nice guy.
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I mean everyone that we came in contact with, they were super
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cool, super sweet. You know, at the other table,
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the one that live in that were, they were, you know, sitting
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there. We didn't get to visit with much
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with those people too much. They weren't real talkative.
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They weren't really, but my nephew said they had a great
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time. He said they were all engaged in
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conversation. They had a great time.
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Yeah, they kind of sectioned themselves off a little bit, but
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but they seemed to be talking good.
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Yes, everybody was great. Yeah, Everybody was having a
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blast. I don't think anybody was
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walking away going this sucks, you know?
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Yeah, they. Were the first to leave because
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they were the first ones to get their food.
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Yeah, they, I think part of the reasons they were all sitting at
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the bar together and then they walked over there.
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Yeah, that's probably why. Yeah.
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But it was fun. It's always hard to try to find
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that right place for a munch. Yeah.
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And I think that there's been a lot of people they would, they'd
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ask Liv and Liv's like, I'm trying to tell them it's a Mia's
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lunch, but we're going to have it at dinner.
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And I was like, yeah, it's a bunch.
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And she's like, well, you know, whatever it is.
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It's something it's. Something.
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It's a meet up lunch. That's all it is.
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It's a meet and greet. Yes.
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And so they gave that name into the BDSM lifestyle a number of
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years ago and people just, it stuck.
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And so people are just like, yeah, go to the munch.
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You can be vetted and blah, blah, blah.
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You know, and there's certain groups, they'll say, Oh, well,
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you have to go to at least two or three munches so we can vet
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you. And I'm like, well, you know,
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vetting is one of those things that's always a little uncertain
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because people can pretend to be other people.
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People can conduct themselves really well in public, but then
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they have a little drink in them or another little drink, or they
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go to an event. They can really show the true
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colors. So I've vetted people before and
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it really doesn't fucking matter.
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No. It doesn't.
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It doesn't, people. Can pretend to be whoever they
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want to be to get what they want.
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Oh yeah, easy, easy peasy. And that's what they do.
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But that's why you have the ability of even if someone's
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vetted, you can kick them out. They you can vet them, You know,
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they can act the way they want to act.
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And you can, you know, put your trust in them.
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And if they betray it, well, yeah, they can leave.
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Just because you bet someone doesn't mean you're stuck with
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them. Very true, very true.
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And I know that I've been to so many fucking other munches but
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none of them are fun and I don't be.
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I know. I seriously, I don't mean to be
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negative fancy about this, but I went to this one event.
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We were out in Milton. We went to this God awful
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restaurant. God awful.
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I had ordered a, a dip with chips and it was supposed to be
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like, I don't, I don't remember like Andui sausage.
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I think it was like, it's supposed to be like a chicken.
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I think like a grilled chicken. That's what it was grilled
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chicken and sausage dip with like French bread.
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And I just wanted that as a meal, something really simple.
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So I, I ordered that and I swear I got it and it was like fucking
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cat food out of a can. It was so gross.
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It was so bad. I was pissed.
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And then people, they were getting their food last minute,
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and the leader of the group did not want to get people talking.
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And so it was like we were all divided.
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We were still talking on this end and other people were at
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that end. We weren't engaging.
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There was no overall conversation.
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There was nothing that was like giving an update, like, hey, you
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know, do you have any questions? It was more or less like, hey,
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we're going to have, you know, this event in a couple months.
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You know, if you want to come out OK, why don't you tell
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people about it? Because we were in like a closed
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dining room where they could have spoken freely.
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See, that's kind of something I wish we would have had, yeah.
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I do. You know, there's been a time I
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did another munch and we went up to a Mexican restaurant up the
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street. They know me really well and
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they pretty much gave me another room all together.
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And I tell you, it was the biggest much I'd ever been to.
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There was almost 70 people there.
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Jesus, it was. Huge.
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Huge. And so all these people were
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there and they had questions. I explained how the party
15:12
worked, the wristband system, everything and it was just an
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engaging fun time. And I think we stayed at that
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restaurant for over 3 hours. It was great.
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I met a a ton of new people. It was so fun.
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It really was. But that's the thing it's really
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about engaging and getting people to touch base with other
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people and, and meet and and converse and feel comfortable
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with other people. It's really.
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About that to do. It is for some people, it really
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is. And I I get that and that's why
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I'm here. And I don't mind telling people,
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hey, you should talk to this person.
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They have other things in common with you and.
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Right, so it's about, like I said, connections.
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Yeah. And that's why we go to parties,
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so we can have a connection, whether it's physical or sexual
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or an emotional friendship, regardless.
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So it's been interesting, you know?
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Yeah, the whole experience they've.
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Been on Friday I hope goes really well.
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I really hope so. I really hope so.
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I think that I've put it out there, Barbie has put it out
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there with a ton of people. We've had a ton of new people
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that have come out and say, hey, we want to try something
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different. And I said this isn't event that
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they do not do anywhere that I've been to.
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I've been to house parties, I've been to event centers, I've been
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to different types of experiences.
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Hotel takeovers. To me, a hotel takeover is so
16:36
disconnected because they want you to leave your door open, but
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yet people really don't want to come in your room and invade
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your space. Yeah, So I went to, I went to a
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hotel takeover several years ago and I said, you know, this is
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the last one I'll go to with this group because they're so
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unwelcoming and they were so unkind.
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I went and I brought my back bed and I brought my sex swing and I
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was like, you know, I really can't set the sex swing up in my
17:04
room. I'm gonna put it here in the
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hallway because I was at the end of the hallway where it could be
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utilized by anyone, right? And they wanted to shut it down.
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They're like, no, it's a hazard. And I was like, what do you
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mean? It's a fun sex swing that can
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hold up to £800. Like, what's the issue?
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And it was almost like no one wanted to come in my room.
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It was so shitty. It's weird.
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It was just, it was weird. Shitty people with shitty
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fucking attitudes. And I get it.
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There's a lot of people that hate me, but I'm good with that.
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Yeah. Fucking hate me all day long.
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I love it. I love it that you don't like
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me. I love it because, you know,
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that's when I know I'm doing something right.
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Yep, yeah. Yes, Yep.
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I told you I had this sub reach out to me and he's like, yeah,
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there's this other Dom and she is banning anyone that has any
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connection to you or attends any of your events.
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Well, bang, I just lost one I wasn't going to go to.
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I know. Yeah.
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And I said, I love it. I love it that she fucking hates
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me. That's so great.
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It's so complimentary because I didn't even know who she was.
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I think I heard her name one time in passing.
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And he's like, oh, you've met her?
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And I said I don't remember her. Not remember, no.
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She's so non memorable. It was like, she's a basic ass
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bitch. But I love that she hates me.
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I'm glad I made such an impression on her.
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He's like, yeah, she always wants to bring you up in our
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sessions and now she's banned me so I can't even see her anymore.
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I said why did you keep going to her?
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And he's like, well she'd suck my Dick too.
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And I was like, I love it. She's a horrible reason.
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I've never sucked a Dick in a session with someone I.
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Fucking love. It I love it.
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It's great. So fun times.
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It was fun times. It was.
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It was a lot of fun. I had a blast.
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Yesterday in total was just a. Was just a fun day.
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Yes, it was great. Yeah, I did suck a Dick in a
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session, but it was my husband. 'S I figured it was probably.
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The only one, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I did.
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I fucked him but he never left so.
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Still here He's. Still here.
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Fun times, Fun times, right? So, Kylie, it's been great.
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It has. It's great, we have a lot of
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support, a lot of people that love us and fuck the rest who
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don't. How about the?
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Accurate. Accurate, right?
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Accurate I. Don't think we have time in our
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lives for manipulators, liars, controllers, or assholes
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pretending to be people if they're not what you think.
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No, don't have time for it. Do.
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We don't have the time. We're.
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Going to live our fuck fucking best lives, aren't we?
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We're going to try. Fuck the haters.
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OK, so until then, Kylie, this has been the latest episode of
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Call Me Mistress.