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- 0:00Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
- 0:03Speaker 1: for it?
- 0:03Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
- 0:06Speaker 1: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
- 0:09Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch.
- 0:10Speaker 3: What's it called?
- 0:11Speaker 1: It's Dunaidial.
- 0:13Speaker 3: Where?
- 0:15Speaker 1: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
- 0:20Speaker 1: I got it on Dundale Cars.
- 0:21Speaker 3: Lift?
- 0:22Speaker 1: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
- 0:25Speaker 3: No.
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- 1:01Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Well, I have so
- 1:05Speaker 1: many juicy topics and discussions to have today. I can't
- 1:09Speaker 1: wait for you guys to listen. But first, let me
- 1:12Speaker 1: just remind you about my shows. You guys, I am
- 1:16Speaker 1: coming to Tampa on June 20th and Orlando on June 21st.
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- 1:33Speaker 1: the next show is July 27th in San Diego at
- 1:36Speaker 1: Humphreys by the Bay. And I hope you guys come
- 1:38Speaker 1: to that one. And all of them are at heathermcdonald.net.
- 1:42Speaker 1: And now let's get into it. Hello and welcome to
- 1:45Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop. I made Brandy and Julie of Dumb Gay Podcast,
- 1:50Speaker 1: the Dumb Gay Podcast. They're going to stay because I
- 1:52Speaker 1: still had some more topics and I wanted to talk
- 1:55Speaker 1: a little bit more. Welcome back, girls. Thank you.
- 1:59Speaker 4: It's like so weird being harassed all the time.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Harassed by what? This is still one of those crimes
- 2:08Speaker 1: that just boggles my mind and makes me scared to
- 2:13Speaker 1: go to Italy. But I am going to Italy, so
- 2:14Speaker 1: let me know all your good recommendations. No, Amanda Knox,
- 2:19Speaker 1: to remind you guys of this incredible, horrible tragedy. She
- 2:24Speaker 1: was there. It was just after college or she was
- 2:27Speaker 1: studying there. And she is American, and she had a roommate.
- 2:32Speaker 1: And one night she came home and went to bed,
- 2:37Speaker 1: I think, with the boyfriend. And the next morning they
- 2:39Speaker 1: woke up and saw that the roommate was brutally murdered.
- 2:44Speaker 1: And based on some of the things that happened with her,
- 2:49Speaker 1: they saw a video of her kissing her boyfriend while
- 2:52Speaker 1: the cops were there, and that looked bad. The story
- 2:55Speaker 1: is very long. She went on trial. She was behind
- 2:58Speaker 1: bars for years in Italy. People felt that she was
- 3:06Speaker 1: sex shamed for having sex, and they thought that she
- 3:09Speaker 1: was in love. There was all these different stories that
- 3:12Speaker 1: went around. However, she finally got out, and she's finally home,
- 3:17Speaker 1: and there were movies and everything.
- 3:18Speaker 2: She was called like the angel-faced killer, or she had
- 3:21Speaker 2: a name because she was so beautiful and angelic and young. Right.
- 3:25Speaker 2: And everybody was captivated. And the boyfriend looked like Harry Potter.
- 3:28Speaker 2: She was obsessed with Harry Potter. And he wore the glasses.
- 3:30Speaker 1: They thought they... I mean, some of the theories were
- 3:33Speaker 1: that they did some S & M thing with her
- 3:37Speaker 1: and with her roommate. And they were involved in all
- 3:40Speaker 1: these different stories. And it was very scary because right
- 3:44Speaker 1: at the initial questioning, she apparently didn't have a proper interpreter.
- 3:50Speaker 1: And she wasn't fluent in the language. Terrifying. But... Knox
- 3:55Speaker 1: initially accused Patrick, who worked at the restaurant with her
- 4:00Speaker 1: or her boss, of the murder, but later recanted. Her
- 4:04Speaker 1: prolonged interrogation without interpreter was deemed a violation of her
- 4:07Speaker 1: rights by the European Court of Human Rights in 2023.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Knox's recent reconviction upholds her original three-year sentence for slander.
- 4:16Speaker 1: So she was convicted of slander because although she will
- 4:20Speaker 1: not return to prison due to the already serving four
- 4:23Speaker 1: years during the initial incarceration, I can't believe she did
- 4:26Speaker 1: four years. Knox legal team plans to appeal the latest
- 4:31Speaker 1: decision to Italy Supreme Court. Despite her ongoing legal struggles,
- 4:34Speaker 1: Knox has since moved on with her life, getting engaged,
- 4:37Speaker 1: starting a family and becoming an advocate for criminal justice.
- 4:40Speaker 1: So because she said, I think that this Patrick Lumomondo
- 4:49Speaker 1: is who she thought may have done it. That is
- 4:52Speaker 1: why he then sued her for slander.
- 4:54Speaker 2: You know, I would be pointing at anyone in my
- 4:56Speaker 2: life and be like, it wasn't me. I don't know.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Maybe it was my boss at the bar. Maybe it
- 5:00Speaker 2: was my neighbor. Now you're slandering because you're just trying
- 5:03Speaker 2: to solve the crime for them?
- 5:04Speaker 1: Who was it eventually? They did eventually find the guy, right? Yes.
- 5:07Speaker 1: And he was just like a kind of a random guy.
- 5:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Like he didn't really know her or anything, right?
- 5:13Speaker 2: No. And he had been like, they might have met
- 5:16Speaker 2: at not, he didn't know Amanda Knox, but he knew
- 5:17Speaker 2: the roommate.
- 5:18Speaker 1: But it was not the manager at the restaurant.
- 5:20Speaker 3: No.
- 5:20Speaker 1: And that is who originally- She was like, yeah, I
- 5:23Speaker 1: don't know.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Which is why he's suing for slander. Right. But that
- 5:25Speaker 2: has to be.
- 5:26Speaker 1: It wasn't suing, though. She was convicted of slander.
- 5:29Speaker 4: I don't think the Italian government's problem is with her.
- 5:31Speaker 1: I don't think you can be convicted of slander in America.
- 5:35Speaker 1: You could be sued and the jury could say, yes,
- 5:37Speaker 1: you're guilty. Because that's a civil case. Like we did
- 5:39Speaker 1: with Johnny Depp. But I guess in Italy, it can
- 5:43Speaker 1: be a real crime. However, she won't ever have to
- 5:46Speaker 1: come back here.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Because she already served. Yeah.
- 5:48Speaker 4: I don't know what their obsession is with her.
- 5:51Speaker 1: Like, let her go.
- 5:52Speaker 4: She's already done. You already know she didn't do it.
- 5:55Speaker 4: And now you need to convict her of slander.
- 5:57Speaker 1: We can't even get Donald.
- 5:58Speaker 4: Trump on slander.
- 5:59Speaker 1: I mean, at this point, if I was her, I'd
- 6:00Speaker 1: be like, fine. I don't even want. I don't even appeal.
- 6:04Speaker 1: I just don't care. Like, I just don't care.
- 6:06Speaker 2: I have a criminal record in Italy and I can't visit. Happy.
- 6:09Speaker 2: I never need to go there.
- 6:10Speaker 1: I never want to go there again. Yeah.
- 6:11Speaker 2: I mean, they wear powdered wigs and run around talking
- 6:15Speaker 2: about like a satanic cult. It was literally satanic panic.
- 6:19Speaker 2: They were like, they did a huge. thing in the
- 6:21Speaker 2: middle of the ground and they did a thing. It
- 6:23Speaker 2: was like, and she's like, what? I'm like, I'm 17
- 6:27Speaker 2: having sex with my boyfriend who looks like Harry Potter.
- 6:29Speaker 2: Like she was, the only thing she was guilty of
- 6:32Speaker 2: was just being like a stupid kid. It's so, so,
- 6:35Speaker 2: so scary.
- 6:35Speaker 1: Do you remember that movie with Claire Danes?
- 6:37Speaker 2: Of course.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Broke Down Palace.
- 6:39Speaker 2: What's it called again?
- 6:40Speaker 4: Broke Down Palace.
- 6:41Speaker 2: Because that's what we're scared of.
- 6:42Speaker 4: I never will.
- 6:43Speaker 1: But wait, in the movie Broke Down Palace, two girls.
- 6:47Speaker 3: Thailand.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Thailand.
- 6:49Speaker 1: But one thing that I always remember that stuck in
- 6:51Speaker 1: my head is that they like went to a nice
- 6:53Speaker 1: hotel and they ordered all these food and drinks by
- 6:56Speaker 1: the pool and they lied about the room number. And
- 6:59Speaker 1: that somehow played into them being held and caught for–
- 7:04Speaker 1: because they did have drugs on them, right?
- 7:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:07Speaker 1: But wasn't it because they went to the fancy hotel
- 7:10Speaker 1: and just tried to like enjoy a pool day for free?
- 7:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:13Speaker 3: I don't remember.
- 7:13Speaker 1: I don't remember.
- 7:14Speaker 2: And then they got, which.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Always scares the shit out of me. I'm always like,
- 7:18Speaker 1: oh my God, because I wouldn't, you know, when we
- 7:20Speaker 1: were at the Pechanga, they were very strict about going
- 7:23Speaker 1: to the pool. You know, it literally held my ID. Okay.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Made sure I was at the hotel, held my ID.
- 7:29Speaker 1: And I, you know, I said to my sister, I go,
- 7:33Speaker 1: you know, I just, I just think they have to
- 7:35Speaker 1: be this way because Imagine if you and I were
- 7:38Speaker 1: like young and we lived near the Pachanga and we
- 7:41Speaker 1: were like, oh my God, it's fucking 100 degrees out.
- 7:43Speaker 1: Let's just sneak into the pool and like use it
- 7:45Speaker 1: and enjoy it. So they have to be that strict.
- 7:48Speaker 1: But then I brought up the Broke Town Palace thing.
- 7:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:51Speaker 1: Because I was like, oh my God, those girls just
- 7:53Speaker 1: wanted free drinks at like a fancy hotel in Thailand.
- 7:56Speaker 4: That's why I get so stressed out. When we just
- 8:00Speaker 4: went to, we went to Egypt and Jordan and this trip.
- 8:05Speaker 4: And they were on the ship. They were like, don't
- 8:06Speaker 4: be sorry, but you can't be. This is not even
- 8:09Speaker 4: drugs or anything. This is just like not being gay.
- 8:11Speaker 4: Just don't be outwardly gay. Yeah.
- 8:13Speaker 1: In these places because you'll get arrested.
- 8:16Speaker 4: And sorry.
- 8:16Speaker 2: And that's when her name became Julio.
- 8:19Speaker 5: Okay.
- 8:20Speaker 4: Because I'm not putting.
- 8:22Speaker 2: I was like, come on, Julio. This is fun. Put
- 8:24Speaker 2: your head thing on. I don't want to go to
- 8:26Speaker 2: Singapore because I'll chew one gum and get, you know,
- 8:28Speaker 2: caned and be detained in jail.
- 8:30Speaker 4: I mean, even Brittany Grenier or whatever, who had the
- 8:33Speaker 4: hemp flakes or whatever she had in Russia. It's like
- 8:36Speaker 4: now she says that she forgot that she had it.
- 8:38Speaker 4: But let's say a person didn't forget and they thought
- 8:41Speaker 4: they could travel with it. It's like you can't.
- 8:43Speaker 2: No, let's say you forgot.
- 8:45Speaker 4: Or let's say you forgot.
- 8:46Speaker 1: You have a vape.
- 8:47Speaker 2: I mean, who knows what's.
- 8:48Speaker 4: And now you're in Russia.
- 8:50Speaker 1: Or it's like there was that other guy, and I
- 8:52Speaker 1: don't know the details of this, but they were in
- 8:53Speaker 1: the Bahamas. And I think in some old suitcase or whatever,
- 8:57Speaker 1: he had some ammunition. He did not have a gun
- 9:00Speaker 1: with him. He had the ammunition. And it's like from
- 9:03Speaker 1: some hunting trip or something. But you know what I mean?
- 9:05Speaker 1: Like you have a suitcase and there's one little zipper
- 9:08Speaker 1: in the corner of like whatever and you don't. So
- 9:11Speaker 1: like be careful of all that stuff.
- 9:12Speaker 2: I'll constantly be like, oh, my God, there's my dry shampoo. Yeah.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Haven't seen that since the trip last summer. Right. Because
- 9:18Speaker 2: you forget to open like a zipper.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:21Speaker 2: I mean, even though we went, this is a hundred
- 9:23Speaker 2: years ago, on a trip to somewhere in, I don't
- 9:25Speaker 2: know if it was Jamaica. It was somewhere in like
- 9:28Speaker 2: a Caribbean island and it was a lesbian cruise. So
- 9:32Speaker 2: this was a long, long time ago. And it was like,
- 9:34Speaker 2: you can't bring any sex toys. And Julie and I
- 9:36Speaker 2: were like, it's a whole shipload of women who are
- 9:42Speaker 2: lesbians are you kidding and you say they can't bring
- 9:43Speaker 2: sex toys and people are gonna what now get a
- 9:45Speaker 2: fine go to jail because it's like there's gonna be
- 9:48Speaker 2: nothing but sex toys on this.
- 9:49Speaker 4: A lesbian cruise is nothing but five vibrators and dildos
- 9:53Speaker 4: in her room so we're talking about 5 000 pieces
- 9:56Speaker 4: of toys so.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Wait what happened well nothing happened to us we didn't
- 10:00Speaker 2: have any.
- 10:00Speaker 1: But did they really not bring it?
- 10:02Speaker 2: I'm sure every woman was like, well, great. They had
- 10:04Speaker 2: to throw it away, probably throw.
- 10:05Speaker 4: It away at the airport.
- 10:06Speaker 1: So like, is there just a trash can of like
- 10:07Speaker 1: bottles of water and dildos? And vibrators. Oh my God,
- 10:11Speaker 1: that is so funny.
- 10:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:13Speaker 4: Like you can't, are you kidding?
- 10:15Speaker 1: Wow.
- 10:16Speaker 4: And you better throw that shit away. I am so
- 10:18Speaker 4: scared of getting arrested for any of that stuff for
- 10:20Speaker 4: any reason anywhere.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Little update on the P.
- 10:25Speaker 2: Diddy.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Kim Porter, who died of pneumonia.
- 10:31Speaker 2: You mean pneumonia.
- 10:32Speaker 1: Right. I think it was that or the flu. Was
- 10:35Speaker 1: it a strong cold?
- 10:36Speaker 4: It was that strain of murder pneumonia.
- 10:40Speaker 2: That I'll be sure also got.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. Yeah. Her dad said, and this is disturbing,
- 10:49Speaker 1: he said, well, I was shocked to see the video of,
- 10:54Speaker 1: and I'm paraphrasing, of the P. Diddy attacking Cassie. I
- 10:58Speaker 1: never saw him abuse my daughter that much like that.
- 11:03Speaker 1: So he must have witnessed some abuse.
- 11:06Speaker 2: Well, we watched a thing on YouTube where, it's a
- 11:11Speaker 2: YouTube channel called Chronicle Speaks. If you don't mind, I'll
- 11:14Speaker 2: just shout her out. She does a, she, she reads
- 11:17Speaker 2: the court case. So it's not just her.
- 11:18Speaker 1: Right.
- 11:19Speaker 2: And it was so much information about Kim Porter, this
- 11:24Speaker 2: mystery surrounding her death, a time when she went onto
- 11:27Speaker 2: a boat and with him and her nose was shattered.
- 11:33Speaker 2: And he, it was over a holiday. He brought the
- 11:35Speaker 2: plastic surgeon out, you know, supposedly, you know, allegedly he
- 11:39Speaker 2: broke her nose. Like, in three places. A plastic surgeon
- 11:43Speaker 2: was brought out to like onto the yacht to reconstruct
- 11:46Speaker 2: her face. And then she went around.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Allegedly.
- 11:48Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 11:49Speaker 2: She went around with a thing on her nose.
- 11:51Speaker 1: Right.
- 11:51Speaker 2: After that. And then there was a bunch of information
- 11:54Speaker 2: about Al B. Shore, who is a, you know, an
- 11:57Speaker 2: R & B artist who used to, you know, famously,
- 11:59Speaker 2: huge hits, used to date Kim Porter, who was coming
- 12:04Speaker 2: on and saying that he thought her death was really
- 12:07Speaker 2: out of nowhere, very mysterious. She was supposedly coming out
- 12:09Speaker 2: with a book. She was about to come out with
- 12:11Speaker 2: like a tell-all book. She died totally unexpectedly. And then
- 12:14Speaker 2: Al B. Shores, perfectly like hot and good looking and
- 12:17Speaker 2: in perfect health, became like in the matter of like
- 12:25Speaker 2: an hour in a coma for like two months and
- 12:30Speaker 2: like almost lost his life. And no one could figure
- 12:33Speaker 2: out why. He's just like walking along and then he
- 12:35Speaker 2: just like falls into a coma and has to have
- 12:37Speaker 2: all of his organs.
- 12:38Speaker 1: Very Russian.
- 12:39Speaker 2: And it was.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Very Russian. Yeah, it's been very, very strange. Now, she
- 12:46Speaker 1: is the one, she is the mother of the 16-year-old
- 12:49Speaker 1: twin girls.
- 12:51Speaker 2: I thought, and is that the only, her only kids?
- 12:53Speaker 2: I wasn't sure.
- 12:53Speaker 1: I want to say maybe she had one more. Okay.
- 12:56Speaker 1: But yeah, very, very sad.
- 12:58Speaker 4: That is so funny.
- 12:59Speaker 1: And very strange. And more and more and more is
- 13:02Speaker 1: coming out. Howard University, I guess, gave him an honorary degree.
- 13:07Speaker 1: They have rescinded that. Nobody wants anything to do with him.
- 13:12Speaker 3: Good.
- 13:13Speaker 6: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
- 13:16Speaker 6: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
- 13:20Speaker 6: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
- 13:23Speaker 6: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
- 13:25Speaker 6: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
- 13:28Speaker 6: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
- 13:31Speaker 6: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
- 13:35Speaker 6: click and collect.
- 13:36Speaker 1: So easy.
- 13:37Speaker 6: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
- 13:42Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 13:46Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 13:49Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 13:53Speaker 3: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 13:56Speaker 5: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
- 13:59Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
- 14:01Speaker 1: filed against me.
- 14:02Speaker 5: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 14:05Speaker 5: what would you do if it was given back?
- 14:07Speaker 3: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 14:10Speaker 3: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 14:12Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
- 14:14Speaker 4: home dad.
- 14:14Speaker 3: What happens next?
- 14:16Speaker 2: When I came in, he started crying.
- 14:17Speaker 3: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 14:22Speaker 3: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
- 14:24Speaker 3: happens next.
- 14:26Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
- 14:28Speaker 1: every day was.
- 14:29Speaker 4: You're worth the work.
- 14:30Speaker 1: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 14:32Speaker 4: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 14:34Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 14:48Speaker 1: Um, now Beyonce courted page six, where's Beyonce music industry
- 14:54Speaker 1: wonders after cowboy Carter success, Diddy abuse scandal insider. So
- 14:59Speaker 1: basically they're saying we haven't heard much from her. There
- 15:02Speaker 1: was rumors that she was going to show up at stagecoach,
- 15:05Speaker 1: which she never did. The, you know, this ain't Texas.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Hey there, Franklin song was a big hit off the bat,
- 15:15Speaker 1: but it, we aren't really hearing much. About it. And
- 15:19Speaker 1: are they choosing to lay low, she and Jay-Z, because
- 15:23Speaker 1: they were so close to P. Diddy and all of this.
- 15:27Speaker 1: And people are connecting dots and thinking that somehow they
- 15:31Speaker 1: have some shady stuff. And they're just like, they don't
- 15:34Speaker 1: want to screw up. They don't want to piss off anybody.
- 15:37Speaker 2: The internet sleuths are out there.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:41Speaker 2: Connecting dots, whether they connect or not.
- 15:43Speaker 1: Right.
- 15:43Speaker 2: They're making them connect. And it's a lot about Jay-Z.
- 15:47Speaker 2: which is unfortunate because we love Cowboy Carter. And it
- 15:50Speaker 2: has been, I myself have been like.
- 15:53Speaker 1: It's weird.
- 15:54Speaker 2: Billie Eilish is everywhere. Taylor Swift is everywhere. Where's Beyonce? Like,
- 15:56Speaker 2: why is Beyonce not? Because the album is good. Hey there,
- 16:00Speaker 2: Franklin's not the only good hit.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 16:02Speaker 2: There's a few other great ones.
- 16:03Speaker 4: There sure are, bodyguard.
- 16:04Speaker 1: Well, anyway, I know one person that can find out
- 16:06Speaker 1: what she's up to, and that's Bo Deedle.
- 16:08Speaker 4: Bo Deedle, that's right. Where's Bo Deedle? Bo Deedle needs
- 16:13Speaker 4: to be on all of us.
- 16:14Speaker 1: Louis has a file on Beyonce.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Yeah, on Beyonce.
- 16:16Speaker 1: He has a file on Jay-Z. You better have it
- 16:19Speaker 1: on P.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Diddy.
- 16:20Speaker 1: And Kim Porter's dad, apparently. So a couple days ago
- 16:25Speaker 1: in Italy— Hope they don't do anything wrong.
- 16:28Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Bianca, the wife to, or we don't know if they're
- 16:33Speaker 1: a real wife or not, to Kanye. Now she's wearing
- 16:36Speaker 1: a fully covered, it's kind of see-through, but not to
- 16:40Speaker 1: the point where you see like her parts or anything.
- 16:42Speaker 1: It's like a sheer, long, yellow dress to the ground
- 16:47Speaker 1: up to the neck. So now they're going complete. The
- 16:50Speaker 1: pillow was left in the car and now she's covered.
- 16:53Speaker 4: So. I'm so sick of their bullshit.
- 16:56Speaker 1: Now, she's a lookalike to Kim. Yeah, lookalike. Very similar face,
- 17:01Speaker 1: just like Jennifer Aiden and the girl from Dubai.
- 17:04Speaker 4: Why doesn't he put her in that lion outfit that
- 17:06Speaker 4: he put Northwestern?
- 17:06Speaker 1: Oh, well, here she is bringing that. You brought up
- 17:09Speaker 1: the lion outfit. Kim made a sexy version of the
- 17:12Speaker 1: lion outfit that her daughter wore, and people had mixed feelings.
- 17:17Speaker 1: They were like, why not? Why are you trying to
- 17:18Speaker 1: steal her thunder? Other people said she's actually trying to
- 17:21Speaker 1: divert the negative thunder from To herself of like, oh,
- 17:26Speaker 1: my God. Can I when I grow up? I remember
- 17:28Speaker 1: one time Chris Jenner said we were like this years
- 17:32Speaker 1: ago and Kendall was getting her hair cut at the house.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Chris had just gotten her hair cut. This is years
- 17:38Speaker 1: at the first house they had. And she was going
- 17:40Speaker 1: to get bangs or something. So she got bangs and
- 17:43Speaker 1: she looked really cute. And then Chris said, make me
- 17:49Speaker 1: look like Kendall Jenner. When I grow up, I want
- 17:51Speaker 1: to look like Kendall Jenner. which is kind of cute.
- 17:54Speaker 1: But that's what I kind of thought this was. I
- 17:56Speaker 1: think that she was like, oh, you know, my daughter
- 17:59Speaker 1: is the star. Let me look like, you know, like
- 18:02Speaker 1: I am stepping kind of back. I don't know. You know,
- 18:06Speaker 1: it was trying, I think trying to make a fun
- 18:08Speaker 1: positive out of a lot of negative that she got
- 18:11Speaker 1: for doing the Lion King.
- 18:12Speaker 2: She was trying to make fetch happen.
- 18:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:15Speaker 2: The outfit wasn't cute.
- 18:16Speaker 4: It was a bust. It was a flop.
- 18:18Speaker 2: So there's Kim like, I'm going to use my influence.
- 18:20Speaker 2: I'm going to adjust it. Whoever the designer was, too,
- 18:24Speaker 2: probably felt like she owed them. So she's like, let
- 18:27Speaker 2: me just make this happen. And it just didn't. I mean,
- 18:29Speaker 2: you're not going to make it happen.
- 18:30Speaker 3: Right.
- 18:31Speaker 1: And with the glasses and everything, and with the lighting
- 18:35Speaker 1: of it, she does look just like her. So they
- 18:37Speaker 1: look a lot alike in this. But anyway, it's Will
- 18:41Speaker 1: Smith who's dating a Jada Pinkett lookalike.
- 18:45Speaker 2: Oh.
- 18:46Speaker 1: This girl, she's got the shaved head. Her face doesn't
- 18:50Speaker 1: look that much like Jada. But anyway, she has a
- 18:52Speaker 1: shaved head and she's been showing up at like premieres
- 18:56Speaker 1: and stuff with him. So we don't know how serious
- 18:58Speaker 1: they are, but it's a lookalike thing.
- 19:01Speaker 4: He does not age.
- 19:03Speaker 2: No. Just like Heather, whose birthday is Friday.
- 19:05Speaker 1: Ageless.
- 19:06Speaker 2: Frozen in time.
- 19:07Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 19:09Speaker 2: It would be so hard to try to even.
- 19:14Speaker 1: I don't even know.
- 19:14Speaker 4: If you're with Jada.
- 19:15Speaker 2: Pinkett Smith, I mean, it's really pinnacles face-wise and body.
- 19:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:19Speaker 2: Where do you go after that?
- 19:20Speaker 1: The flipping out people. Not flipping out. Flip or flop.
- 19:24Speaker 3: Sorry.
- 19:24Speaker 1: The flip or flop people. Tarek, who is married to
- 19:29Speaker 1: the first wife, Christina, they had a bad breakup, but
- 19:34Speaker 1: now they're all co-parenting fabulously. Mm-hmm. and he's married to
- 19:38Speaker 1: Heather Rae from Selling Sunset. They're doing a show where
- 19:42Speaker 1: they are competing against Christina and her husband.
- 19:45Speaker 2: Oh.
- 19:46Speaker 1: And so they are, they've heard all the comments about,
- 19:49Speaker 1: oh my God, Tarek, you married a girl that looks
- 19:52Speaker 1: just like your first wife. So now they're making fun
- 19:54Speaker 1: of it. They're wearing the same outfits. They're doing promo
- 19:56Speaker 1: videos about it.
- 19:57Speaker 3: Wow.
- 19:58Speaker 1: And, you know, people have types. That's why the show, yeah.
- 20:02Speaker 2: I mean, supposedly, speaking of leaning in though, Will Smith
- 20:05Speaker 2: and this new thing with Bad Boy's Fucking seven or
- 20:09Speaker 2: whatever it is, whatever's going on with that movie.
- 20:12Speaker 3: Right.
- 20:12Speaker 2: Bad boy.
- 20:12Speaker 1: Is it out right now?
- 20:14Speaker 2: I don't even know if it's a movie or Lawrence.
- 20:16Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
- 20:17Speaker 1: I don't know what it is either. It's a movie, right?
- 20:19Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a maybe it's a musical
- 20:21Speaker 2: at this point. I honestly don't know. But there's a
- 20:24Speaker 2: scene where either Will Smith slaps Martin Lawrence or Martin
- 20:28Speaker 2: Lawrence slaps him. And it's like reenacting. And I mean,
- 20:32Speaker 2: here's a terrible take that we will then do on
- 20:35Speaker 2: the wrong side of the takes. I think that's hilarious.
- 20:37Speaker 2: And I think it's a great way to like, what
- 20:40Speaker 2: can you do? You're not going to outrun it. Will
- 20:43Speaker 2: Smith will never outrun that. So you might as well
- 20:47Speaker 2: lean in and do what you can and get slapped.
- 20:52Speaker 2: You should have brought in Chris Rock to slap him
- 20:54Speaker 2: and then we would have been full circle.
- 20:55Speaker 1: Well, speaking of lookalikes. Zoom CEO wants to use AI
- 21:00Speaker 1: to create digital clones that can attend meetings for you.
- 21:06Speaker 1: Bad idea. I'm sure this has already been looked into.
- 21:09Speaker 1: But what I really want to know is now that
- 21:11Speaker 1: we're looking back on who really started COVID, did the
- 21:16Speaker 1: creator of Zoom know anybody that was also in that
- 21:19Speaker 1: lab that created COVID? Because who, where was Zoom before COVID? Exactly.
- 21:25Speaker 1: It was called Skype. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. And everybody on Earth
- 21:32Speaker 1: uses Zooms now, from schools to whatever. And so conspiracy theorists,
- 21:38Speaker 1: get on that and see if there's some people at
- 21:40Speaker 1: the Zoom offices that also worked in Wuhan.
- 21:44Speaker 2: Make NC-17 masks or whatever they're called.
- 21:46Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 21:46Speaker 4: Oh, that too.
- 21:47Speaker 2: Because remember those? Yeah. all of a sudden you need
- 21:50Speaker 2: whatever that mask was called. And it's like, do you
- 21:52Speaker 2: have this one or that one?
- 21:55Speaker 1: It's not good enough. Get 4chan on the horn. So
- 21:58Speaker 1: this guy is like, hey, you know, this way you
- 22:02Speaker 1: don't have to be at the, so I'm like, so
- 22:03Speaker 1: you don't have to be in the office, but you
- 22:05Speaker 1: also don't even have to be at the Zoom meeting. What, like,
- 22:08Speaker 1: what is the point of you then?
- 22:09Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 22:09Speaker 4: If we're not going to get the real person, what
- 22:11Speaker 4: is the point?
- 22:11Speaker 1: Put that on a.
- 22:12Speaker 4: Bumper sticker, what is the point of you? Question mark, quote.
- 22:15Speaker 4: Because what are we doing? People are stressed out that
- 22:19Speaker 4: AI and robots are going to take their jobs. AI
- 22:22Speaker 4: and robots are already taking over manufacturing. They're already starting
- 22:25Speaker 4: to take people's jobs. And now you want to take
- 22:27Speaker 4: people out of the meeting?
- 22:29Speaker 1: Yeah. What?
- 22:30Speaker 4: What are we doing? We need to, it needs to
- 22:34Speaker 4: come to a, listen, watch Atlas.
- 22:37Speaker 1: With J-Lo.
- 22:38Speaker 4: Watch Atlas with J-Lo. Start getting into it.
- 22:41Speaker 1: It was the number one movie for two weeks on Netflix.
- 22:45Speaker 1: And she said, hey, there's a lot of hate in
- 22:47Speaker 1: the world, but I thank you for all the love.
- 22:49Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, she's pointing, it's getting to her.
- 22:52Speaker 1: I'm like, No, that's not getting to her. That's being like, hey,
- 22:56Speaker 1: there's a lot. I'm not saying it's about me. I'm
- 22:59Speaker 1: not talking about you meanie pots on the internet. I'm
- 23:03Speaker 1: just saying there's a lot of hate in the world.
- 23:04Speaker 1: I'm glad that you like the Alice movie and thank
- 23:06Speaker 1: you for the love that I got. I'm focusing on
- 23:07Speaker 1: the positive. And then there was another article that Jennifer
- 23:12Speaker 1: Garner posted some poem on her stories, whatever. And they're like,
- 23:17Speaker 1: Jennifer Garner's getting involved and hoping that JLo and Ben could,
- 23:21Speaker 1: you know, make it happen.
- 23:22Speaker 2: I'm like, she just did a poem.
- 23:24Speaker 1: You don't know if that was, she came across the
- 23:26Speaker 1: poem and thought it was beautiful. You don't know if
- 23:27Speaker 1: she wanted her best friend who's going through a divorce
- 23:29Speaker 1: to see it. You don't know if this was for
- 23:31Speaker 1: her kid. You don't know if it was for herself. Like,
- 23:34Speaker 1: Sometimes you just see something and you're like, that's fucking
- 23:36Speaker 1: great or funny or inspiring. And I'm just going to
- 23:39Speaker 1: post it. And it's not about you, boo.
- 23:42Speaker 2: Exactly. Or it's not about the person you think it's about.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:45Speaker 2: So you, in fact, have that wrong. Right. When I
- 23:47Speaker 2: posted the weird thing about a narcissist.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:51Speaker 2: But I'll tell you this. You just have to figure
- 23:52Speaker 2: out who that's about.
- 23:53Speaker 4: But Atlas is about AI. So I'm telling you, like,
- 23:57Speaker 4: and look, good that we're talking about J-Lo.
- 24:00Speaker 1: The shit's good.
- 24:00Speaker 4: She's a good actress. I don't care what anybody says.
- 24:02Speaker 4: The bitch is a good actress. You can't deny it.
- 24:05Speaker 4: And the movie actually ended up, I started out as
- 24:08Speaker 4: a hater because I read so much hate. There was
- 24:12Speaker 4: so much hate. I went into it thinking I was
- 24:13Speaker 4: going to hate watch it. And then I'm sitting at
- 24:15Speaker 4: the end of the bed going, like this.
- 24:21Speaker 1: It's good.
- 24:22Speaker 4: It's sci-fi, so whatever. It's not for everyone. But at
- 24:24Speaker 4: the end of the day, this makes me uncomfortable. Matrix, AI, robots.
- 24:30Speaker 1: Eric Yuan. He's the CEO. I don't know if he
- 24:32Speaker 1: created it, but I don't know. This is not a
- 24:34Speaker 1: good idea.
- 24:35Speaker 2: You need to go to the meeting.
- 24:37Speaker 1: Go to the meeting.
- 24:38Speaker 2: Apple is joining with chat box CPT or whatever. And
- 24:42Speaker 2: they're literally, Apple's getting like way deep into the AI game.
- 24:45Speaker 2: It's like, Every time you go, hey, Siri, it's like,
- 24:48Speaker 2: go ahead and get cloned.
- 24:50Speaker 4: And that's what that's what that's what it's heading towards
- 24:54Speaker 4: a migration of. It's scary.
- 24:57Speaker 1: I'm glad we're going to be dead when it really.
- 24:58Speaker 1: I keep thinking I keep thinking about that, too. But
- 25:00Speaker 1: I mean, I have kids and I don't want them
- 25:02Speaker 1: to be. All right. But I do feel like, well,
- 25:05Speaker 1: I do think about a lot about that when I
- 25:07Speaker 1: start to get stressed and I go, but I'll be dead.
- 25:10Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 25:10Speaker 1: That's an awful way.
- 25:12Speaker 4: It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. We're, it's weird to
- 25:15Speaker 4: see the beginning of it's if anyone is into sci-fi,
- 25:19Speaker 4: let's say, right. You, those movies and the whole genre
- 25:23Speaker 4: is about this in reality.
- 25:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 25:27Speaker 1: You know what I mean? But in a fantastic, huge, whatever.
- 25:31Speaker 4: And it's just weird to be at the tail at
- 25:33Speaker 4: the very foothill of it. We're watching it be born,
- 25:36Speaker 4: but we're not going to be here and, 300 years
- 25:39Speaker 4: when fucking robots are flying around being like, I'm going
- 25:42Speaker 4: to the meeting.
- 25:43Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 25:45Speaker 4: It's weird.
- 25:45Speaker 1: I do think there could be something that I could
- 25:48Speaker 1: see this happening. It's like a complete revert to no technology.
- 25:57Speaker 1: We are going to live in this commune. We're going
- 25:58Speaker 1: to make our own food. We don't want to hear
- 26:01Speaker 1: about it. We don't want to do it. We don't
- 26:04Speaker 1: want to be any part of it. We're going to
- 26:07Speaker 1: be reading books. We're going to be putting on plays
- 26:10Speaker 1: at this commune and join our commune. Or because you
- 26:14Speaker 1: can't compete with it, you're like, forget it. We're just
- 26:17Speaker 1: going to go back to actually making our own food
- 26:20Speaker 1: and creating our own businesses, whatever, in these towns.
- 26:22Speaker 2: Because it's not also a sustainable resource. So the power
- 26:26Speaker 2: will run out. There won't be enough to go around.
- 26:28Speaker 2: So people will be like, let's just unplug and go
- 26:30Speaker 2: and put fire into lanterns and walk around our commune.
- 26:33Speaker 1: Look how many young people are just like doing like
- 26:35Speaker 1: van life and stuff. They're like, we don't care. We
- 26:38Speaker 1: are not going to try to like do the corporate
- 26:41Speaker 1: ladder or whatever. We're just going to like have fun
- 26:44Speaker 1: and enjoy life.
- 26:45Speaker 2: It's definitely going to go back because now at this
- 26:47Speaker 2: point when I watch streaming, where I'm forced to sit
- 26:50Speaker 2: through commercials, I go, it was neat when we could
- 26:52Speaker 2: fast forward commercials and now we're back to just watching
- 26:56Speaker 2: TV where we can't even fast forward a commercial. Like
- 26:58Speaker 2: we've gone literally back in time. Oh, yeah.
- 27:01Speaker 1: Interesting.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Like when I'm forced to watch a commercial for something
- 27:04Speaker 2: that I pay for. Right. It's not like I'm getting
- 27:06Speaker 2: the streaming for free and then I have to watch
- 27:08Speaker 2: the ads. It's like I paid for this and yet
- 27:10Speaker 2: here I am stuck watching the commercial or getting up
- 27:13Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom. I'm like, this is neat.
- 27:14Speaker 2: It's like it's 1988 again. Yeah. It's definitely going to
- 27:18Speaker 2: go back, like you said.
- 27:20Speaker 1: Yeah. This is a cute couple. 61-year-old red-hot Chili Peppers
- 27:27Speaker 1: frontman Anthony gets cozy courtside with 19-year-old girlfriend Helena in
- 27:33Speaker 1: an NBA game. And not only is she 19, but
- 27:36Speaker 1: she looks about 13. I thought that was his daughter.
- 27:40Speaker 1: And he, at 61, looks very young as well.
- 27:42Speaker 4: He does look good.
- 27:42Speaker 1: He looks like he could be, you know, 46.
- 27:45Speaker 2: He does look good.
- 27:46Speaker 1: So he's, like, fit. He, you know.
- 27:49Speaker 2: I can tell you what he doesn't look like, and
- 27:51Speaker 2: that's Anthony Kiedis. I'm shocked that that's even him. Yeah.
- 27:56Speaker 2: He probably got some work done. He looks way different.
- 27:58Speaker 1: And he's probably, like, doing a lot of, like, you know,
- 28:01Speaker 1: supplements and things. But they're holding hands. And, I mean,
- 28:05Speaker 1: 61 and 19.
- 28:05Speaker 4: Mm-mm.
- 28:08Speaker 1: I was just thinking, like, what? Like, look, this is
- 28:11Speaker 1: what happened. I always think about the parents, and I've
- 28:13Speaker 1: asked all the girls that when they were with Kev. Like,
- 28:16Speaker 1: what are your parents saying? Is it just that it's
- 28:20Speaker 1: so old that you're like, this can't last forever? I
- 28:24Speaker 1: don't know. Like, what do you do? Like, her mom's probably, like, 42.
- 28:29Speaker 1: It's like, what if the mom is, like, really young? Like,
- 28:31Speaker 1: not even 50. I mean, it just.
- 28:34Speaker 2: And.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Or I always wonder if the mom is, like, Girl,
- 28:40Speaker 1: guess who?
- 28:41Speaker 4: Helena is dating.
- 28:43Speaker 1: Who's getting tickets to the Red Hot Chili Peppers? And
- 28:45Speaker 1: then all of her like 45-year-old friends are like, hey, girl.
- 28:50Speaker 1: And they're like, hey, who cares?
- 28:51Speaker 2: This is my senior song. I love this.
- 28:54Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, well, how did you guys get
- 28:56Speaker 1: into the Red Hot Chili Peppers? They were my favorite
- 28:59Speaker 1: band in high school. Oh, my daughter's dating the lead singer. So,
- 29:02Speaker 1: I mean. I always think about the parents that benefit
- 29:05Speaker 1: from their daughters having a massive age gap relationship with
- 29:09Speaker 1: someone who's wealthy. We don't think about that enough.
- 29:12Speaker 2: No. Well, what if Brandon was with like, you know, what's.
- 29:21Speaker 4: That other one? Nancy Wilson from Heart.
- 29:23Speaker 1: No.
- 29:24Speaker 2: Or what's not Judi Dench with Maggie? What's the sexy
- 29:28Speaker 2: one that's like?
- 29:29Speaker 1: British, who has a good body.
- 29:30Speaker 4: Oh, Helen Mirren?
- 29:32Speaker 1: Helen Mirren. Oh, okay, Cher.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Cher has a young boyfriend right now.
- 29:37Speaker 4: Cher's 70.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Has Cher sold her Balibu homes? every time we pass it,
- 29:41Speaker 1: I go, that's Cher's house. And that's why you're finally home.
- 29:43Speaker 1: I always thought I would have met her by now
- 29:45Speaker 1: and hung out at least one day at her house.
- 29:47Speaker 1: I know she listed it. I don't know if she
- 29:49Speaker 1: sold it. But if A.E., who, by the way, last
- 29:52Speaker 1: episode I talked about, I kept calling him A.I. It's A.E.
- 29:56Speaker 1: for something Edwards. And he used to date... Amber Rose
- 30:02Speaker 1: but now he's dating Cher Cher if they break up
- 30:06Speaker 1: and Brandon or Drake started to date Cher okay and
- 30:10Speaker 1: I was like I don't care like I want to
- 30:13Speaker 1: hang out with Cher and then she's all trying to
- 30:16Speaker 1: be nice to me because I'm Heather because yeah Heather if.
- 30:19Speaker 4: You believe in love you know I love Brandon or Drake.
- 30:23Speaker 1: And then I'm just like I've been wanting to hang
- 30:25Speaker 1: out at your beautiful Malibu house for years and if
- 30:28Speaker 1: it's through my son then dating a Gray Panther, which
- 30:32Speaker 1: is what you call. Oh, a Gray Panther. It goes Puma, Cougar,
- 30:37Speaker 1: Gray Panther. Gray Panther.
- 30:39Speaker 2: Cher is different because Cher is so cool. I mean,
- 30:42Speaker 2: what about even the difference between Cher and Madonna? Because
- 30:46Speaker 2: Madonna is.
- 30:47Speaker 1: Would I want my son to date Madonna or Cher?
- 30:51Speaker 4: And are boys and girls different? Or is it the
- 30:55Speaker 4: same for a parent? Is it different for a 19-year-old
- 30:58Speaker 4: girl to be with a 61-year-old guy than it is
- 31:00Speaker 4: for a. 18 or 19 or 21 year old boy
- 31:02Speaker 4: to be with a 60 or 70 year old woman.
- 31:06Speaker 2: How are feelings about that? I say Cher wins no
- 31:09Speaker 2: matter what because Cher's cool. I want to do a different,
- 31:12Speaker 2: what if it was Susan Sarandon or Madonna?
- 31:16Speaker 4: Now we're getting into people we like and dislike.
- 31:19Speaker 1: Then I'm going to go with Madonna also because I
- 31:23Speaker 1: think she's fun and she's had a more fun life
- 31:26Speaker 1: and I have more questions for Madonna. when we're hanging
- 31:29Speaker 1: out and she's trying to kiss my ass because she
- 31:32Speaker 1: likes my son's ass. So when I like, you know,
- 31:34Speaker 1: I'm using it for that. The other thing is, yeah, like, yeah,
- 31:39Speaker 1: it's a, it's a very interesting thing. Well, I do, I, I, I,
- 31:43Speaker 1: you know, here's the other thing. And I've talked a
- 31:44Speaker 1: little bit about this. It's like, so let's say you
- 31:48Speaker 1: have a son and he's 38, 40. He's never dying
- 31:51Speaker 1: to be a dad. He's a good guy, but he
- 31:55Speaker 1: never really was super ambitious. He doesn't have a big company.
- 31:59Speaker 1: He's always been self-sufficient. He likes to surf. He's a
- 32:02Speaker 1: delight bartender and he knows how to like, you know,
- 32:05Speaker 1: fix some shit around the house. He is like, meets
- 32:10Speaker 1: a girl. She's 54. She's fit. She's gorgeous. She has
- 32:14Speaker 1: a home. She has some bucks. She has a home.
- 32:16Speaker 1: And they, and obviously she's not going to give him
- 32:19Speaker 1: a kid. He doesn't want a kid. But he provides
- 32:23Speaker 1: a companionship, a fun thing. And like, would that bother
- 32:27Speaker 1: me knowing that there, that he's with a girl that's
- 32:29Speaker 1: like close to 20 years older. So now I'm like
- 32:32Speaker 1: in my late sixties and he's dating a 54 year
- 32:35Speaker 1: old woman.
- 32:36Speaker 2: But he's like around 40.
- 32:38Speaker 1: He's around 40, but he's, you know, no, I don't
- 32:40Speaker 1: think I would care. I think I'd be pretty happy
- 32:42Speaker 1: with that. Actually. I think I'd be happier with that
- 32:45Speaker 1: than him not having a shit together and like knocking
- 32:49Speaker 1: up some girl and not being able to provide or
- 32:52Speaker 1: not be ready for that. Like I think that I
- 32:54Speaker 1: actually think a guy who's like pushing 40 that needs
- 32:58Speaker 1: a home.
- 32:59Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:59Speaker 2: And finds a woman who has a home. It's a
- 33:01Speaker 2: light gold digging. It's just a light gold digging.
- 33:03Speaker 1: It's a reverse gold digging, but it's a win-win situation.
- 33:06Speaker 2: Yeah, because no one is in their early 20s. And
- 33:09Speaker 2: no one's bringing kids into it.
- 33:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:12Speaker 1: So like I'm all for it. And I think guys
- 33:14Speaker 1: are starting to realize that there's a whole plethora of
- 33:19Speaker 1: Of horny. Of horny, in shape, early 50s women that
- 33:24Speaker 1: can't have kids and don't want them.
- 33:26Speaker 2: And they're all on Bravo. They're all on Bravo.
- 33:30Speaker 1: And they're all on Ozempic. They all have good work
- 33:33Speaker 1: and they all have Ozempic. Yeah. So they don't cost
- 33:35Speaker 1: a lot.
- 33:37Speaker 4: They take care of themselves. They don't need your money.
- 33:40Speaker 4: They're looking for companionship, sex, fun, emotional support.
- 33:43Speaker 1: One filet of salmon will cover both of you.
- 33:45Speaker 4: Great.
- 33:46Speaker 1: Because she's not eating a lot. She's not eating a lot.
- 33:48Speaker 4: But your job, sir, you be there. You be a support.
- 33:53Speaker 1: You don't cheat. And you.
- 33:59Speaker 4: Satisfy the lady.
- 34:01Speaker 1: But then as the lady, you're dealing with someone that
- 34:04Speaker 1: you don't want to turn into a squatter. So inviting
- 34:08Speaker 1: him into your vagina and your home, you need to
- 34:12Speaker 1: make sure that you still, you don't then masculine to
- 34:17Speaker 1: the point where you're like, oh, my man knows how
- 34:20Speaker 1: to pay the bills. My man is buying a business
- 34:23Speaker 1: for us. No, no, no, no girlfriend. You control all
- 34:27Speaker 1: your money. And if it means you give him an allowance,
- 34:30Speaker 1: give them an allowance. You are not out to masculine
- 34:34Speaker 1: someone that biggest job was, you know, detailing a car.
- 34:38Speaker 3: No, no.
- 34:40Speaker 1: Yeah. There's my advice. I think that's great.
- 34:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:43Speaker 4: It can work.
- 34:44Speaker 2: Susan Sarandon. It's going to be a no go. Yeah. No.
- 34:48Speaker 4: She's just not going to fit into the family.
- 34:50Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Um, Christine Quinn. Now this
- 34:53Speaker 1: is a beautiful girl from selling sunset who had the husband.
- 34:56Speaker 1: They had the, Horrible incident happened where he threw a
- 34:59Speaker 1: bag of glass at her and it hit their small
- 35:01Speaker 1: child who would turn out to be fine. But she
- 35:03Speaker 1: is like, you are she got a restraining order. And
- 35:05Speaker 1: she's like, right now, I don't want him. She's demanding
- 35:08Speaker 1: that he have no contact with the kids. Well, she
- 35:11Speaker 1: just said that someone was walking around her property and
- 35:16Speaker 1: it's somebody that he is very close to and has
- 35:18Speaker 1: taken photos with. So now she accused him of sending
- 35:22Speaker 1: this person to spy on her, which is a violation
- 35:25Speaker 1: of the restraining order. He's turned into be a real nightmare.
- 35:29Speaker 2: I mean, what should she do?
- 35:31Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, she's going to rejoin selling sunset. She was
- 35:35Speaker 1: just photographed with the, one of the tiny twins and
- 35:38Speaker 1: a bunch of the girls. And she, I don't know
- 35:41Speaker 1: if they're filming right now, but it very much. I
- 35:43Speaker 1: think that would, I know they just finished filming that season.
- 35:49Speaker 1: That hasn't come out yet. And I don't know if
- 35:51Speaker 1: she's on that, but I think the next season she
- 35:54Speaker 1: will be back on, which she should. And then we
- 35:57Speaker 1: get to see her be single.
- 35:58Speaker 2: I think it's a great idea for her to be back. Yeah.
- 36:00Speaker 2: I was like, when she left, I was like, nah,
- 36:03Speaker 2: I kind of felt like the spark left too for me. Yeah.
- 36:06Speaker 1: I missed her.
- 36:06Speaker 2: But at the point of this, I'm moving in. She
- 36:10Speaker 2: can't go to New York because she's on Selling Sunset.
- 36:12Speaker 2: But if I wasn't on Selling Sunset, one, I'd move
- 36:14Speaker 2: to New York and I'd move to a building with
- 36:16Speaker 2: a doorman. Right. Because nobody cares if you live in
- 36:18Speaker 2: a building in New York. That's the thing to do. Here,
- 36:20Speaker 2: I mean, you'd have to move into a building. I
- 36:22Speaker 2: would not be in a house surrounded by trees.
- 36:25Speaker 3: No.
- 36:26Speaker 2: With lurkers in the trees spying on me. I mean,
- 36:29Speaker 2: everybody can get everybody's address.
- 36:31Speaker 4: It's just too, it's too dangerous. And what are we
- 36:32Speaker 4: doing with the stalkers?
- 36:33Speaker 2: What are we doing?
- 36:34Speaker 1: Baby reindeer, this guy. What are we going to do? Like,
- 36:37Speaker 1: you know what?
- 36:38Speaker 4: Why don't the Zoom guy, why don't you figure that out?
- 36:41Speaker 1: Not worry about who's at the meeting. Why don't we
- 36:43Speaker 1: worry about this problem? If you want to be a stalker,
- 36:45Speaker 1: but you don't have time to be a stalker, you
- 36:46Speaker 1: can get an AI person to stalk too.
- 36:50Speaker 2: That's what he's going to invent.
- 36:51Speaker 1: People are even too lazy to stalk. They have to
- 36:54Speaker 1: do their AI stalk.
- 36:55Speaker 3: No.
- 36:56Speaker 2: Okay.
- 36:57Speaker 1: What– what is their name? Kim Zolciak and Croy Berman.
- 37:03Speaker 1: I don't really know what's going on with them. Now
- 37:06Speaker 1: they have a– they're in the same house together because
- 37:09Speaker 1: they can't afford to leave and nobody wants to leave.
- 37:12Speaker 1: So they fight about– she's always calling the cops saying that, like,
- 37:16Speaker 1: He won't let her in the closet and she has
- 37:18Speaker 1: a handbag that she wants to look at.
- 37:20Speaker 2: She has full hair and makeup and is like in
- 37:22Speaker 2: the body cam. She like leans down and is like,
- 37:24Speaker 2: did you get me? He has my phone. And it's
- 37:28Speaker 2: like the thirst is real. As Nene said, it wasn't
- 37:32Speaker 2: even about Kim, but on Atlanta, the thirst is very real.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Like is anybody who's still invested in this at this point? No.
- 37:41Speaker 1: I'm not. I put it in my thing, and I
- 37:43Speaker 1: kind of got bored. Yeah, what do they want?
- 37:45Speaker 2: They're not going to be back on Bravo, right? Do
- 37:47Speaker 2: they want a spinoff? Do they want a YouTube show?
- 37:50Speaker 1: They were seen filming something. I don't know. I'm over it, too.
- 37:53Speaker 2: The daughter's getting married.
- 37:56Speaker 1: The older one is getting married. Oh, God. Brielle. Yeah.
- 38:01Speaker 4: Okay.
- 38:01Speaker 1: And, yeah, you're right. I don't really care anymore.
- 38:04Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it wasn't a criticism on you.
- 38:06Speaker 1: You know what? It's kind of like the same way
- 38:07Speaker 1: I feel about.
- 38:10Speaker 1: The Meghan Markle. I was going to say the Markles.
- 38:14Speaker 1: Meghan Markle and Harry. Like, I just don't care. I
- 38:16Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care what they do. The momentum
- 38:19Speaker 1: is gone.
- 38:19Speaker 2: Yeah. Gone.
- 38:20Speaker 1: Like, I don't care. They were saying, oh, if she
- 38:23Speaker 1: was to lose her title, she would become, or some title,
- 38:26Speaker 1: she'd be Princess Henry. I'm like, what? Princess Henry. And
- 38:29Speaker 1: it's because, do you know that Harry's real name is Henry? No.
- 38:33Speaker 2: No.
- 38:34Speaker 1: He was born Henry.
- 38:35Speaker 4: By his real dad?
- 38:39Speaker 2: You know why? It's because there's no endgame. There's no
- 38:42Speaker 2: endgame for the Markles.
- 38:43Speaker 1: Yeah, they never had one.
- 38:44Speaker 2: If the Markles endgame was getting back to England, I
- 38:47Speaker 2: would be back paying attention to every detail. If I
- 38:49Speaker 2: knew Kim and Kroy's endgame, whether it be Bravo, E!, YouTube,
- 38:55Speaker 2: I would be like, okay. I mean, I still pay
- 38:57Speaker 2: attention to the stories, but I just am like, I'm
- 39:00Speaker 2: not invested because I don't understand what they're getting at.
- 39:04Speaker 2: or why they're doing it. We know it isn't true.
- 39:05Speaker 2: We know it's inauthentic.
- 39:06Speaker 3: Right.
- 39:07Speaker 1: I mean, a bigger question as we talk about where
- 39:11Speaker 1: reality TV is today, it is so different because it
- 39:16Speaker 1: used to be we wanted to see an insight into
- 39:19Speaker 1: people's lives, whether it was these women in Orange County and,
- 39:23Speaker 1: oh my God, we get to see their homes and stuff.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Now everybody shares every moment of their life on Instagram.
- 39:32Speaker 1: And then these things are six months out. We've all
- 39:36Speaker 1: seen it play out on social media. And then everybody
- 39:40Speaker 1: is pissing off the Bravo people by– I almost feel
- 39:43Speaker 1: like the only way to do reality TV again is
- 39:47Speaker 1: if you said– Part of it is you cannot have Instagram,
- 39:52Speaker 1: you cannot have social media, and you cannot have a
- 39:55Speaker 1: podcast and you cannot talk about it. And if you
- 39:58Speaker 1: want to do it, we're going to film it. And
- 40:01Speaker 1: the turnaround has to be quicker. They've got to hire
- 40:03Speaker 1: more editors so that within like three months of like finishing,
- 40:07Speaker 1: it's out.
- 40:08Speaker 2: With People's Couch, we turn those episodes around in a week.
- 40:12Speaker 2: So I think you're a thousand percent right. I think
- 40:15Speaker 2: it should be both. I think it should be Bravo
- 40:18Speaker 2: should not allow anyone to even do podcasts or have
- 40:21Speaker 2: one unless it's through Bravo. So Bravo can keep the
- 40:24Speaker 2: intellectual property and keep the money, which they want to do.
- 40:27Speaker 2: And then they should turn them around in a week,
- 40:30Speaker 2: almost like it's live, you know?
- 40:31Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying to take business away from people,
- 40:36Speaker 1: but I think there has to be something like to
- 40:40Speaker 1: keep it that it's like exciting and we're watching something.
- 40:44Speaker 2: We just find everything out.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's like, Yeah, I don't know. That's probably
- 40:48Speaker 1: why they're scrambling. Countess Luanne did a great article for
- 40:52Speaker 1: The Bustle. I love men and I love sex. What
- 40:55Speaker 1: if I wanted to date.
- 40:57Speaker 2: Brandon or Drake? Because I love men and I love sex.
- 41:01Speaker 2: I mean, what about her?
- 41:02Speaker 5: No.
- 41:03Speaker 1: Okay.
- 41:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 41:06Speaker 1: No, I disagree with this. No, but she would say,
- 41:10Speaker 1: you know, like, she did say one thing, like, go
- 41:13Speaker 1: find a guy at Bed Bath & Beyond. I'm like,
- 41:15Speaker 1: first of all, didn't they all close?
- 41:17Speaker 4: Yeah, those are gone.
- 41:18Speaker 1: I think she meant Home Depot. Those are gone.
- 41:19Speaker 2: Yeah, and if they're at Bed Bath & Beyond, aren't
- 41:21Speaker 2: they married or?
- 41:23Speaker 1: Yeah, or at Home Depot.
- 41:24Speaker 4: But even if you're going to those places, may I
- 41:26Speaker 4: inquire as to how a woman would, I can imagine myself.
- 41:31Speaker 1: Okay.
- 41:32Speaker 4: At Home Depot.
- 41:33Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 41:33Speaker 4: Okay. Diking through the aisles, or let's just say I'm
- 41:39Speaker 4: a regular lady, but I'm thinking of my own self.
- 41:41Speaker 4: I walk through the aisles, I need lightbulbs. I need
- 41:43Speaker 4: screws and.
- 41:43Speaker 1: I need whatever.
- 41:44Speaker 2: Well, then the first thing you're doing is finding the
- 41:46Speaker 2: person in the orange vest and you're like, where's this
- 41:49Speaker 2: one screw that I need? And they're like, it's over
- 41:51Speaker 2: on 27B.
- 41:53Speaker 4: What I like is another kind of screw.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Do you have time to screw, darling?
- 41:57Speaker 4: Is that what we're doing?
- 41:58Speaker 1: The guy in the red shirt? You can't buy me nails,
- 42:00Speaker 1: but you can nail me. Just like constant sexual fuzz.
- 42:04Speaker 1: Just the whole time?
- 42:05Speaker 4: Do you know where the paper towels are?
- 42:07Speaker 1: I like to be hammered hard. I'm looking for a.
- 42:14Speaker 2: What do you call it?
- 42:14Speaker 1: A bed? Wait.
- 42:16Speaker 4: A headboard?
- 42:16Speaker 6: Wait.
- 42:17Speaker 4: Headboard?
- 42:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I need a new headboard.
- 42:19Speaker 4: I don't think I need to say why. Mine's broken.
- 42:28Speaker 4: I mean, what are we doing at Home Depot? I
- 42:31Speaker 4: get being at a bar. I get being at a steakhouse.
- 42:34Speaker 4: I get being at places where men... are, but at
- 42:37Speaker 4: a store, I don't understand how you're approaching that situation.
- 42:42Speaker 4: What are you doing? Are you going up to some guy?
- 42:45Speaker 2: I mean, she is a social animal. Heather is too.
- 42:50Speaker 2: They're big flirts. I'm a big flirt. I think I
- 42:51Speaker 2: could make it.
- 42:52Speaker 1: No, I'm not a big flirt.
- 42:53Speaker 2: I never.
- 42:53Speaker 1: Well, I am.
- 42:54Speaker 2: I could make it happen.
- 42:55Speaker 1: I actually, I actually get really weird and nervous if
- 42:58Speaker 1: a guy like hits on me and, um, it, I
- 43:01Speaker 1: got hit on, um, After the Marky Mark thing, we
- 43:07Speaker 1: came back to the hotel and Peter was like giving
- 43:11Speaker 1: them info to the valet or whatever. And there was
- 43:14Speaker 1: a wedding outside and I heard them say, and now
- 43:17Speaker 1: the maid of honor is going to speak. So I
- 43:20Speaker 1: went right out to the restaurant to like eavesdrop on
- 43:23Speaker 1: this wedding. And these two guys came in this one
- 43:25Speaker 1: go goes, wow, you're super pretty. And I go, oh,
- 43:29Speaker 1: thank you. But my heart like starts beating. I don't
- 43:32Speaker 1: know why it makes me like very nervous. And so
- 43:34Speaker 1: then he went back to the lobby. He was in
- 43:37Speaker 1: the lobby. And then I found Peter. And he saw
- 43:40Speaker 1: me walking. He didn't realize I was with Peter. And
- 43:42Speaker 1: he saw me walking like, oh, my God, is this
- 43:43Speaker 1: girl going to, like, come back and, like, talk to me?
- 43:46Speaker 1: And he was probably, like, 40-ish, just like I said.
- 43:49Speaker 1: Probably needed a home. Probably needed a home and was, like,
- 43:53Speaker 1: rich lady in a short pantsuit and shorts and a blazer.
- 43:57Speaker 1: And then I went to Peter. But it, like, threw me.
- 44:01Speaker 2: If they don't hit on you. I think it's much
- 44:04Speaker 2: easier to flirt if they don't give me attention. I
- 44:07Speaker 2: can be conversational and flirt, but then the second somebody's
- 44:11Speaker 2: into me, it's like, well, now we're in a whole
- 44:14Speaker 2: different situation here.
- 44:15Speaker 1: It's weird. It sort of scares me or something.
- 44:17Speaker 2: But we saw guys blatantly trying to get with you
- 44:19Speaker 2: at the hotel or the club we went. You get
- 44:23Speaker 2: a lot of male attention.
- 44:25Speaker 1: The male gaze is on you. I don't see it,
- 44:29Speaker 1: but thank you. I mean, you don't notice it.
- 44:30Speaker 4: Thank you. I as an outsider looking in with regular women.
- 44:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 44:37Speaker 1: I always see what's going on.
- 44:39Speaker 4: And I just don't I guess if from normal late women,
- 44:44Speaker 4: it would be easy because they're just there for you.
- 44:46Speaker 1: I mean, I guess that's the thing. They're just there
- 44:48Speaker 1: for you, waiting for you. Yeah. You know what I mean?
- 44:50Speaker 4: So I guess if they're at Home Depot, that's a
- 44:51Speaker 4: good time.
- 44:52Speaker 1: That's right.
- 44:52Speaker 2: Beyond, I would be scared that someone's got their wedding
- 44:55Speaker 2: ring in their pocket.
- 44:56Speaker 4: Right.
- 44:56Speaker 2: Thank you anyway, Luann.
- 44:58Speaker 1: I mean, you know, what about Home Depot?
- 45:00Speaker 2: Well, she didn't say Home Depot, but I mean, Home Depot,
- 45:03Speaker 2: I mean, you just don't know. But there's definitely a
- 45:04Speaker 2: lot of men there.
- 45:05Speaker 1: A lot of men going to do stuff that's on
- 45:07Speaker 1: their list from their wives. Yeah.
- 45:09Speaker 2: Right.
- 45:10Speaker 1: And we still don't know what's going on with Trista Stutter.
- 45:14Speaker 1: People just think that she did Special Forces.
- 45:18Speaker 6: Oh.
- 45:18Speaker 4: Okay, well.
- 45:19Speaker 1: She's missing. Who cares? She's missing.
- 45:21Speaker 3: Doesn't matter.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Doesn't matter.
- 45:23Speaker 1: This was kind of funny. This hiker found a secret
- 45:25Speaker 1: water pipe supplying China's tallest waterfall, forcing officials to apologize
- 45:29Speaker 1: for misleading tourists.
- 45:31Speaker 2: Classic China.
- 45:32Speaker 1: Everyone's climbing up to see this waterfall.
- 45:34Speaker 2: They probably ordered that waterfall on Amazon. They said, we
- 45:38Speaker 2: thought this was going to be a real waterfall, but
- 45:40Speaker 2: we got it on Amazon, and now it's just a fake.
- 45:41Speaker 1: They said, hey, sometimes I need a little beautification, and
- 45:45Speaker 1: sometimes I need a little help. They did it from
- 45:47Speaker 1: the point of view of the waterfall. And so they're like, sorry,
- 45:51Speaker 1: you know, it just, it was a little dry this season.
- 45:53Speaker 1: So we just added to it.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Right.
- 45:55Speaker 4: I will say, you know, when we've talked about the
- 45:57Speaker 4: things we love on Instagram, one of some of our
- 45:59Speaker 4: favorite things, such as dogs meeting their military people after
- 46:03Speaker 4: two years.
- 46:04Speaker 3: Yes.
- 46:04Speaker 1: Babies hearing, babies seeing. Which, by the way, Marky Mark,
- 46:08Speaker 1: if this is not already in the works, needs to
- 46:11Speaker 1: do a movie about military dogs. You're welcome. You can
- 46:17Speaker 1: do it at your studio. in Nevada after you come
- 46:20Speaker 1: to my show in September at the Venetian. Okay, continue.
- 46:23Speaker 1: So what else? Go.
- 46:24Speaker 4: So we share a love for those videos. Another one,
- 46:29Speaker 4: I don't know if you share the loves that I
- 46:31Speaker 4: do for another set of videos are places in China
- 46:35Speaker 4: where people go for tourism that are so insanely high
- 46:42Speaker 4: and have no floor. So people– there's all these places
- 46:47Speaker 4: and they're in China that are so incredibly insane that they've.
- 46:53Speaker 1: Built– Like you're walking like a bridge or something?
- 46:54Speaker 4: But there's a– but it's– you can see through it
- 46:57Speaker 4: and people fall or it's shaky.
- 47:00Speaker 2: They walk across a huge glass bridge, which is already
- 47:03Speaker 2: insanely high. And then they go, let's crack it. And
- 47:08Speaker 2: there's a fake crack that goes through where it's shattering.
- 47:11Speaker 2: And then they're like, huh? And they're traumatized for life
- 47:15Speaker 2: because the glass bridge they're standing on starts to shatter.
- 47:17Speaker 1: But it's not real.
- 47:19Speaker 6: No.
- 47:19Speaker 4: But then, or there's other ones such as a huge
- 47:22Speaker 4: hand that's splayed. It's like on the top of a
- 47:25Speaker 4: mountain and a huge arm is in and you can
- 47:27Speaker 4: walk to the fingertip. And then it's all weird. And
- 47:31Speaker 4: it's all in China.
- 47:33Speaker 1: Check it out. Oh, my God. Terrifying.
- 47:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:36Speaker 1: This video was from BFF Real. I think that this
- 47:42Speaker 1: is who did it. Or Jesse E. Jess. I don't know.
- 47:45Speaker 1: Someone sent it to me. And it's all about when
- 47:50Speaker 1: Justin Bieber was younger and how women and James Corden
- 47:56Speaker 1: was very inappropriate. Ellen as well. And all these clips
- 48:01Speaker 1: put together from Jenny McCarthy, like he won an award
- 48:06Speaker 1: and she like is attacking him and he just turned 18.
- 48:09Speaker 1: And he's like, I think I feel a little violated,
- 48:11Speaker 1: like being funny. I've talked about when he came on
- 48:14Speaker 1: our show, we, nobody touched him. We did this weird
- 48:17Speaker 1: sketch myself with, with Jen and Sarah. And we acted like,
- 48:23Speaker 1: we're like, Hey, we're wearing like these slutty outfits and
- 48:26Speaker 1: like kept coming around and stuff. And, I don't know
- 48:30Speaker 1: that Chelsea was ever like weird, but it was, he
- 48:33Speaker 1: was such a heartthrob. It was just a low hanging
- 48:36Speaker 1: fruit joke for talk shows to do. And 15 years ago,
- 48:40Speaker 1: nobody thought about how inappropriate and gross it was that
- 48:43Speaker 1: he was just a young boy and we shouldn't constantly
- 48:46Speaker 1: be like sexualizing him because we think that's funny. And
- 48:51Speaker 1: then there was, so then James Corden went and smelled
- 48:54Speaker 1: him and was like, you smell great. How old are you?
- 48:56Speaker 1: And he goes, I'm 16. I'll be 17 in two weeks.
- 48:59Speaker 1: And he's like, I wish I smelled that good. I
- 49:01Speaker 1: never smelled that good when I was 16. And then
- 49:03Speaker 1: he like touched his face. And then it was like
- 49:05Speaker 1: something with Leah Remini. And I'm not criticizing any of
- 49:08Speaker 1: those people. I'm saying everybody sat around a writer's room
- 49:11Speaker 1: and thought that that was funny and thought it was fine.
- 49:13Speaker 1: And I want to apologize to Justin Bieber because it
- 49:17Speaker 1: was wrong. It was wrong and it is wrong. and
- 49:20Speaker 1: it's gross.
- 49:21Speaker 2: And that's the video that will come back and haunt
- 49:23Speaker 2: you if you ever join Housewives.
- 49:25Speaker 1: Well, that's why I'm putting it out now, Bo Dietl.
- 49:28Speaker 1: You don't need to look up that sketch of where
- 49:30Speaker 1: I was in a red skimpy outfit being like, hey, Justin.
- 49:35Speaker 4: And I'm not saying on our next podcast called Heather
- 49:38Speaker 4: Said This Last Night where we go, baby girl, we
- 49:41Speaker 4: got the video.
- 49:42Speaker 1: Oh, baby girl.
- 49:45Speaker 4: She touched Justin. Just the same Justin Bieber.
- 49:48Speaker 2: Jason Bieber.
- 49:49Speaker 1: Jason Bieber. She touched him, baby girl. Jason beat Justin Bieber. Anyway.
- 49:55Speaker 4: It's James Corden's the only one who needs to feel
- 49:57Speaker 4: bad about it.
- 49:57Speaker 1: Here's another thing that's happening. This is from Daily Mail,
- 50:03Speaker 1: Cut Magazine. I don't know who came up, but this
- 50:04Speaker 1: is from Diet Prada. It was a great Instagram account.
- 50:07Speaker 1: How hot-rooted men become Hollywood's sexiest heartthrob. Gen Z fans
- 50:11Speaker 1: are going wild for actors with unusual features. including the
- 50:15Speaker 1: guy from The Salt Burn, who I did not think
- 50:18Speaker 1: was cute, and I thought he looked so old. I'm like,
- 50:21Speaker 1: how is this guy 20? He looks 40. And then
- 50:23Speaker 1: there was the two other guys, the ones in the
- 50:26Speaker 1: Challenger movie.
- 50:27Speaker 2: The ones from The Bear.
- 50:28Speaker 1: What is the Challenger movie about? So Zendaya plays tennis
- 50:32Speaker 1: and has a threesome with two rodent-like 20-somethings, and they
- 50:36Speaker 1: all bone together. I haven't watched it. I'm not watching it.
- 50:39Speaker 2: She becomes a tennis coach.
- 50:40Speaker 1: For two guys that she screws both and then all
- 50:43Speaker 1: three of them get in the bed?
- 50:43Speaker 2: I don't know if there's a threesome, but it's definitely
- 50:45Speaker 2: like a sex movie.
- 50:45Speaker 1: There was a threesome movie when I was very young
- 50:48Speaker 1: that involved Stephen Baldwin, who's now like a super Christian.
- 50:52Speaker 2: It's called Threesome.
- 50:53Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called Threesome.
- 50:54Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 50:54Speaker 1: And it's about a girl who liked both guys and
- 50:58Speaker 1: they're in college. And then finally at the very end,
- 51:02Speaker 1: they show all three of them in the bed and
- 51:06Speaker 1: I cannot believe this was a regular movie. So she's
- 51:09Speaker 1: in between them, and then Stephen Baldwin, then the one
- 51:16Speaker 1: guy reaches around to touch Stephen Baldwin's butt, and Stephen
- 51:21Speaker 1: then grabs it and is like, I like this. Stephen
- 51:25Speaker 1: Baldwin's going to be mad that I'm reminding.
- 51:27Speaker 4: Everybody of this movie.
- 51:27Speaker 2: And on the movie poster, they were all three in bed.
- 51:30Speaker 2: She was in the middle, and the two guys were
- 51:31Speaker 2: on the side in the movie poster.
- 51:33Speaker 1: But you know what? I think those type of things
- 51:35Speaker 1: did normalize threesomes. Like we saw it. I was like, oh,
- 51:38Speaker 1: I guess this is happening.
- 51:39Speaker 2: Remember that movie called Casual Sex? There was another movie
- 51:41Speaker 2: called Casual Sex, which was a comedy. It was like
- 51:44Speaker 2: a sex comedy.
- 51:46Speaker 1: What's his name?
- 51:46Speaker 2: It was really funny.
- 51:47Speaker 1: Really funny.
- 51:48Speaker 4: Like I feel like I like.
- 51:49Speaker 2: Victoria.
- 51:50Speaker 1: Yeah, that girl. Victoria, the blonde who's now insane from SNL.
- 51:54Speaker 4: The girl from.
- 51:55Speaker 1: What's her name? The 80s girl.
- 51:57Speaker 4: I can't remember anybody's name.
- 51:59Speaker 1: Well, either way.
- 51:59Speaker 4: And the comedian guy who was.
- 52:02Speaker 2: It normalized even that.
- 52:03Speaker 1: I can't remember his name.
- 52:04Speaker 2: You know, the 80s, that was when it was like,
- 52:05Speaker 2: it was a good movie.
- 52:06Speaker 1: But I recently said to somebody, why are people finding
- 52:10Speaker 1: these two guys hot in this Challenger movie? But I
- 52:14Speaker 1: guess that's, I mean, that's the thing. People find them,
- 52:17Speaker 1: this is a new look. This is a new look that,
- 52:21Speaker 1: I definitely want to say like Gen Z everywhere. There's
- 52:25Speaker 1: the traditional, like what we would, what my generation would
- 52:29Speaker 1: find attractive that you'd see in like a John Hughes film.
- 52:33Speaker 1: But then there's a broad of like, wow, okay.
- 52:37Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 52:38Speaker 1: It's interesting.
- 52:39Speaker 2: It's an interesting change. For young people, I mean, the
- 52:42Speaker 2: fact that they call these guys rodents, that's another level.
- 52:47Speaker 1: I know. Who wrote that? Did a 20-something write that?
- 52:49Speaker 1: That's not very nice.
- 52:51Speaker 2: I think there's a thing with young girls where, like,
- 52:54Speaker 2: let's take, for example, I always bring up Dawson's Creek.
- 52:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 52:57Speaker 2: You know, James Van Der Beek became this heartthrob. And
- 53:01Speaker 2: I remember being like.
- 53:02Speaker 1: Yeah, he wasn't traditionally hot.
- 53:04Speaker 2: No.
- 53:05Speaker 1: Or hot at all.
- 53:06Speaker 2: And it was like, huh, all these young girls think
- 53:09Speaker 2: he's hot because they're told he's hot.
- 53:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 53:12Speaker 2: Especially in Salt Burn. And he's acting. It's a very
- 53:14Speaker 2: sexual movie.
- 53:14Speaker 1: Yeah. And he's acting as he's hot. Yeah. I feel
- 53:19Speaker 1: like a James Dean looking person is attractive for the
- 53:25Speaker 1: last hundred years.
- 53:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 53:26Speaker 1: Like that's just given. But you're right, attractiveness changes. Okay,
- 53:31Speaker 1: Padma Lakshmi. Am I saying it wrong? Lakshmi.
- 53:37Speaker 2: Padma Lakshmi.
- 53:39Speaker 1: Who is so gorgeous. She has never felt better about
- 53:42Speaker 1: her body and she's released in the lingerie collaboration with
- 53:46Speaker 1: Bare Necessities on Thursday. But she also said she's a
- 53:51Speaker 1: stand-up comic now. And she's doing stand-up comedy and, you know,
- 53:59Speaker 1: The thing is when you're famous like that, you can
- 54:02Speaker 1: just go do it and people are going to come
- 54:04Speaker 1: see you. You don't have to like try to get
- 54:05Speaker 1: 10 minutes and, you know.
- 54:07Speaker 2: You can hire a writer.
- 54:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 54:10Speaker 2: Right.
- 54:10Speaker 1: You could hire a writer. You could practice it. You could,
- 54:13Speaker 1: you know, you could pretend that you're the woman in Hacks.
- 54:18Speaker 1: Like what's her name again?
- 54:19Speaker 2: Jean Smart. Jean Smart.
- 54:21Speaker 1: She's not a stand up. but you believe that she's
- 54:23Speaker 1: a standup because somebody wrote it and she acts like
- 54:25Speaker 1: a standup. Like you could just act like a standup
- 54:28Speaker 1: now and you could do, I don't think you can
- 54:31Speaker 1: do an hour, but I think you can do a
- 54:32Speaker 1: solid 10 minutes with the help of, of it.
- 54:36Speaker 2: Out of everyone on Top Chef, and I admittedly haven't
- 54:38Speaker 2: watched it in a while, but Gail and Tom Colicchio
- 54:42Speaker 2: were the funny ones. I mean, Gail was the funniest one.
- 54:46Speaker 2: Padma lashed me like, I mean, beautiful, but she does
- 54:48Speaker 2: talk very slow. She's not giving stand-up.
- 54:52Speaker 1: This is what I think. I think people are fans
- 54:55Speaker 1: of stand-up, but they don't realize how big of a
- 54:57Speaker 1: fan they are until the last few years because just
- 55:01Speaker 1: like documentaries, I never saw a documentary growing up. I
- 55:03Speaker 1: used to watch the Oscars and they'd be like, and
- 55:05Speaker 1: the winner for best documentary. And I used to think,
- 55:07Speaker 1: where would I see this documentary? I have no idea.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Are they playing at the AMC? Where are these documentaries
- 55:12Speaker 1: being seen? Now everybody is a crime specialist or whatever
- 55:16Speaker 1: because we've all watched so many documentaries. And But also
- 55:20Speaker 1: stand up. I feel like there's so many people that
- 55:23Speaker 1: are stars that are like, oh my God, I love
- 55:26Speaker 1: the way these people are talking and I could do
- 55:29Speaker 1: this too. Like you think you could do it too.
- 55:31Speaker 1: And then you're like, I want to do this. I
- 55:34Speaker 1: want to do it. And it's okay, go do it.
- 55:36Speaker 1: But it never lasts. It never lasts. Like you do
- 55:40Speaker 1: a little bit, but then it's like, you'll have a
- 55:43Speaker 1: couple good nights where it's like stacked and your person
- 55:45Speaker 1: is there. And then you'll realize- wait a minute, like, okay,
- 55:50Speaker 1: so what's my next story? And what's that, you know,
- 55:52Speaker 1: and you realize it just doesn't last. So I don't
- 55:55Speaker 1: know how long she tried, but she looks great in
- 55:57Speaker 1: the lingerie. And I, what do you think more women
- 56:00Speaker 1: would rather do?
- 56:01Speaker 2: Look good in the lingerie.
- 56:03Speaker 1: Do stand up or get in lingerie? No, you just
- 56:05Speaker 1: have to be yourself. If I went on the streets,
- 56:07Speaker 1: if I was doing one of those things, I'd be like,
- 56:09Speaker 1: would you, you either have to walk up and do
- 56:11Speaker 1: 15 minutes of standup in front of at least a
- 56:14Speaker 1: hundred people, or you have to walk around in lingerie.
- 56:18Speaker 2: This is like asking, and I do do this. Yeah.
- 56:21Speaker 2: Because I love to make men uncomfortable.
- 56:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 56:23Speaker 2: At parties when they're having fun. I love to say,
- 56:26Speaker 2: would you rather have a micro penis or be blind?
- 56:28Speaker 1: Ooh.
- 56:29Speaker 2: And they get horrified. And it's like the worst question
- 56:34Speaker 2: ever asked. And now you have duplicated it for women.
- 56:38Speaker 2: Because- 15 minutes in front of over 100 people or
- 56:43Speaker 2: getting in lingerie and then for just one other person
- 56:47Speaker 2: or lingerie down the city streets?
- 56:49Speaker 1: Lingerie for the 15 people.
- 56:52Speaker 2: I'm taking kill at that point.
- 56:54Speaker 1: For the 100 people. No. Well, maybe she'll do stand
- 57:00Speaker 1: up in the lingerie. That's what I was thinking. Definitely
- 57:02Speaker 1: people will come because she's gorgeous.
- 57:04Speaker 2: Like the naked show that people do.
- 57:06Speaker 1: Oh, right. There is a stand-up show where people have
- 57:08Speaker 1: to be naked.
- 57:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 57:09Speaker 1: I find that so weird.
- 57:11Speaker 2: So weird.
- 57:12Speaker 1: Like that is just what you're doing.
- 57:13Speaker 2: All you're doing is look. I mean, it's like when
- 57:15Speaker 2: somebody's boobs are out in a scene. It's like, I
- 57:17Speaker 2: don't know what you're saying because all I'm doing is
- 57:19Speaker 2: zeroing in on your boobs.
- 57:20Speaker 4: I went to the best comedy show.
- 57:21Speaker 2: It was hilarious.
- 57:22Speaker 4: They were so funny. It was just like, it didn't
- 57:26Speaker 4: matter that they were naked.
- 57:28Speaker 1: Who said that? I want to say somebody recently told
- 57:30Speaker 1: me that that happened. At some festival or something. No,
- 57:35Speaker 1: it was the Netflix thing. Somebody walked out. Was it
- 57:37Speaker 1: Natasha Leggero?
- 57:38Speaker 2: No, no, no.
- 57:39Speaker 1: It was not Natasha. It was recently this guy came
- 57:42Speaker 1: out and then like halfway through the act, his just
- 57:46Speaker 1: dick was out. And the Netflix people were like, oh, no, no.
- 57:51Speaker 1: I know what it was. This guy said he brought
- 57:53Speaker 1: some people, advertisers to a comedian show during the Netflix thing.
- 58:00Speaker 1: festival here in la and the comedian you know to
- 58:04Speaker 1: see other comedians and one of the comedian came out
- 58:06Speaker 1: and the dick was out for so long and the
- 58:07Speaker 1: guy was like and then the people just like wanted
- 58:10Speaker 1: to leave like they just are like i didn't come
- 58:11Speaker 1: here to like look at a naked dick i would
- 58:13Speaker 1: die if i would go see a comedy club show
- 58:15Speaker 1: and i just had to like see a dick just
- 58:17Speaker 1: like swinging around what are.
- 58:19Speaker 4: We doing here now now what are you doing because
- 58:20Speaker 4: you want us all to look at your dick Or
- 58:22Speaker 4: I don't care if it's your puss, I don't care if.
- 58:24Speaker 1: It's your tits, I don't care what you do with it.
- 58:25Speaker 1: It's like at this point, you know what?
- 58:30Speaker 4: That's all you have? You don't have any comedy, you
- 58:32Speaker 4: don't have anything to say, all you have is you
- 58:34Speaker 4: wanna go, and then you know that that person's gonna
- 58:36Speaker 4: go and be like, I like to go and make
- 58:39Speaker 4: the audience have to think twice about nudity and the
- 58:42Speaker 4: human form. It's like, go fuck yourself. That's not what
- 58:46Speaker 4: you're doing. You're not doing an art installation. You're not
- 58:49Speaker 4: doing a thing about the human form. You're not doing
- 58:52Speaker 4: anything about the body. You're not desensitizing us to dicks
- 58:55Speaker 4: and balls and titties.
- 58:56Speaker 2: Normalizing.
- 58:57Speaker 4: You're not normalizing anything, actually. If you normalize something, then
- 59:00Speaker 4: I guess you'd give a TED Talk. in your naked
- 59:02Speaker 4: body and you would talk about bodies and you would
- 59:04Speaker 4: talk about whatever. But you're not, you're out there trying
- 59:06Speaker 4: to do comedy with your dick out. All I wanna
- 59:08Speaker 4: do is pull your dick and throw it in the toilet.
- 59:10Speaker 2: That you wanted to wear. Your Bianca outfit. It's not
- 59:14Speaker 2: going to fly when you're in Tampa. Okay, so.
- 59:17Speaker 1: Girls, I love you.
- 59:19Speaker 4: Thanks.
- 59:19Speaker 1: Tell everybody where they can find you again.
- 59:22Speaker 2: JulianBrandy.com. That's where all information is. We got a free
- 59:25Speaker 2: podcast on Tuesdays, Dumb Gay Podcast.
- 59:28Speaker 4: Our naked podcast is on Friday.
- 59:30Speaker 2: On Wednesdays, we have a Patreon, Wrong Side of the Takes.
- 59:33Speaker 2: Check it out.
- 59:34Speaker 1: Love you, Hev. Thanks.
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