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- 0:08Speaker 1: from House Stuff Works dot Com? Hey, and welcome to
- 0:16Speaker 1: the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant
- 0:20Speaker 1: that makes this Stuff you Should Know, right, Chuck, Yeah, yeah,
- 0:24Speaker 1: Jerry just I love it when like we get last
- 0:26Speaker 1: second instructions. Yeah, and they don't make any sense. Just
- 0:29Speaker 1: save it for the show, guys, right, or show that
- 0:31Speaker 1: picture on the podcast the audio podcast. Oh goodness, how
- 0:36Speaker 1: are you sir? I'm fine by all rights Friday, but
- 0:40Speaker 1: it's actually Thursday, but it's almost Memorial Day. Yeah, and
- 0:45Speaker 1: we're not Are you coming in tomorrow at all? No,
- 0:49Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable saying either way. Well, it's all to
- 0:53Speaker 1: be surprised. I don't want to get in trouble. Well
- 0:55Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm still scared of the man. I know
- 0:58Speaker 1: you're not. But you're all like, hey, look at me.
- 0:59Speaker 1: I'm forty. I make my own decisions, not forty, So Chuck.
- 1:04Speaker 1: You're George Carlin fan right, Yeah, the late George Carlin.
- 1:08Speaker 1: Just the late alright. We always had the bummer, don't you.
- 1:11Speaker 1: The late George Carlin could be like George Carlin. He's
- 1:14Speaker 1: the greatest stand up comedian ever, the very the worm
- 1:19Speaker 1: food George Carlin, Yeah, the dearly departed. Yes, I like him.
- 1:26Speaker 1: I have an obscure stand up bit that I'll bet
- 1:29Speaker 1: you haven't heard of that is the appropub of our
- 1:31Speaker 1: topic today. So George Carlin um had a bit about flamethrowers.
- 1:37Speaker 1: I never heard that one. He said that the very
- 1:38Speaker 1: presence of flamethrowers, and I'm paraphrasing, the very presence of
- 1:43Speaker 1: flamethrowers means that at some point sometime someone said to himself,
- 1:49Speaker 1: you know, there's a bunch of people over there that
- 1:51Speaker 1: I'd like to set on fire, but they're too far
- 1:54Speaker 1: away from me to get the job done. I wish
- 1:56Speaker 1: there was something that I could use to throw flames
- 2:00Speaker 1: on them, And as a result, we now have the flamethrower,
- 2:04Speaker 1: which is kind of crazy when you think about it
- 2:06Speaker 1: that way. It is pretty interesting, it is, And when
- 2:09Speaker 1: you start to really look into flamethrowers, you realize just
- 2:13Speaker 1: how horrific the acts that humans inflict on other humans
- 2:17Speaker 1: can be. Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty awful stuff. Actually, Yeah,
- 2:21Speaker 1: when you, I mean, actually all kinds of modern weapon. Rhenno.
- 2:24Speaker 1: My brother in lawson the Marines, he told me about this.
- 2:27Speaker 1: I think it's called a flachette, some sort of bomb
- 2:30Speaker 1: that like explodes above people and sends thousands of like
- 2:35Speaker 1: razor blades shooting out what. I think it's mainly used
- 2:39Speaker 1: for clearing like jungle, but ya, jungle of enemy combatant exactly.
- 2:45Speaker 1: To some sick I thought that up, we're like, what
- 2:48Speaker 1: one step away from the alien weapons in District nine
- 2:51Speaker 1: where people just blow up in an almost cartoonish fashion. Yeah,
- 2:55Speaker 1: it's coming the atomizer or something they'll call it. Um.
- 3:01Speaker 1: What's what's odd is that that person, that first person
- 3:04Speaker 1: that George carlin Um envisions, actually lived a lot longer
- 3:09Speaker 1: ago than you would think. I was shocked. I was
- 3:12Speaker 1: well century BC, fifth century b C. Man right, it
- 3:18Speaker 1: wasn't well, it was a flamethrower. It was very crude, vulgar,
- 3:21Speaker 1: if you will, flamethrower. It was a long tube sort
- 3:25Speaker 1: of like a blowgun, and they filled it with solid
- 3:27Speaker 1: stuff like hot coal and sulfur and went, yeah, ideally
- 3:33Speaker 1: you don't suck in. That would be bad. No. I
- 3:35Speaker 1: was thinking that too, like you have to suck in
- 3:37Speaker 1: the breath before you put the tube. Deer mouth or us,
- 3:39Speaker 1: you're in big trouble. Oh that's the case with any
- 3:41Speaker 1: blow blowgun, right, Sure, did you ever make those in
- 3:44Speaker 1: your kid? No? I never did. That was too busy
- 3:47Speaker 1: burning stuff. You could have done both apparently. So Yeah,
- 3:51Speaker 1: they would shoot I guess um hot coal or sulfur
- 3:55Speaker 1: out at their enemy combatant instead of a flame per se,
- 4:00Speaker 1: which I guess ultimately it would bounce off of their
- 4:04Speaker 1: arm and they'd be like, ah, that burns, and then
- 4:07Speaker 1: they just tussle and leg wrestling, right, and shake hands
- 4:10Speaker 1: afterwards and go eat a bore. That's that's how that
- 4:13Speaker 1: went to Life CENTRYBC with Josh. But leave it to
- 4:17Speaker 1: the Greeks, who were one of the brainiest, most um
- 4:21Speaker 1: thieving cultures of all time. They probably got this idea
- 4:25Speaker 1: from the Chemites. Frankly, but there's this stuff called um
- 4:29Speaker 1: Greek fire, right, And actually I can't say that the
- 4:33Speaker 1: Greeks came up with it. It's called Greek fire, but
- 4:35Speaker 1: the Byzantines that what we know is turks um. We're uh,
- 4:40Speaker 1: we're most notorious for using this stuff. Yeah, and that
- 4:44Speaker 1: they think they're not sure because it was a long
- 4:46Speaker 1: time ago. It was a mixture of liquid petrol and
- 4:50Speaker 1: sulfur and like stuff like quicklime petrol British for gas. Yeah,
- 4:57Speaker 1: and UM. They would pump it out actually from a
- 5:00Speaker 1: reservoir through little narrow tubes and like anything that goes
- 5:04Speaker 1: from a big reservoir type system to a small, thin one,
- 5:07Speaker 1: it would create pressure to shoot it out and then
- 5:10Speaker 1: some unlucky guy would be the lighter at the end
- 5:13Speaker 1: of it, and that would be like a real flamethrower,
- 5:16Speaker 1: like dozens of feet. Yeah, as we're gonna learn, anybody
- 5:18Speaker 1: whose job it was to deal with any aspect of
- 5:21Speaker 1: flame throwing UM was the unlucky guy. It's one of
- 5:24Speaker 1: the more dangerous weapons you can use, UM, but it
- 5:28Speaker 1: was very effective. Number one, since it's oil based, Uh,
- 5:32Speaker 1: it could this this Greek fire could be used in
- 5:35Speaker 1: naval battles because it would still burn even when it
- 5:37Speaker 1: contacted the water. UM. And so the Byzantines mounted it
- 5:41Speaker 1: on their ships. These flamethrowers UM on their ships and
- 5:45Speaker 1: on the city walls around Constantinople and basically just repelled
- 5:50Speaker 1: people out of fear as much as you know, burning
- 5:52Speaker 1: them alive. Yeah, they were. Their enemies were really freaked out.
- 5:55Speaker 1: I imagine when they first saw like fire shooting at them. Yes,
- 5:58Speaker 1: freaked out and intrigue, especially in the case of the Chinese.
- 6:03Speaker 1: See what the Byzantines had was a single action pump.
- 6:07Speaker 1: You just did the foot pump with literally do you
- 6:11Speaker 1: see that? Jerry them following your command, um. The the
- 6:16Speaker 1: Byzantines had a single action bellows pump to where when
- 6:19Speaker 1: you press down on the down stroke, it would push
- 6:24Speaker 1: the liquid out. Right. Yes, you get like a burst
- 6:26Speaker 1: of fire. And that's it right because on the upstroke
- 6:29Speaker 1: nothing was happening except with the bellows were filling back
- 6:32Speaker 1: up with air to press down compressed right. Um. The
- 6:35Speaker 1: Chinese said, hey, that's that's really funny because we have
- 6:38Speaker 1: a double action bellows to where you are compressing air
- 6:42Speaker 1: um on the up stroke and the downstroke. So instead
- 6:45Speaker 1: of your stupid little short bursts of Greek fire, we
- 6:49Speaker 1: have one long burst that just cuts you in half.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Lead to the Chinese get better the wheelbarrow, the kite,
- 6:56Speaker 1: the hang glider, the flamethrower, gun pouter, and actually gunpowder
- 7:02Speaker 1: um equaled the demise of flamethrowers for about a thousand years, right, Yeah,
- 7:07Speaker 1: as soon as gunpowder came along, they were like, yeah,
- 7:10Speaker 1: we're just chumps with fire. When we can actually shoot
- 7:13Speaker 1: a gun, that's that's the way of the future. And
- 7:16Speaker 1: it was. But so is the flamethrower as it turns out. Yeah,
- 7:20Speaker 1: because it lay dormant for about a thousand years. And
- 7:22Speaker 1: then in World War One, actually right before World War One,
- 7:27Speaker 1: the Germans, a very warlike state at the time, were, um,
- 7:32Speaker 1: they said, you know what, exactly can we and our
- 7:35Speaker 1: arsenal that is just totally scary and wildly destructive. Yes,
- 7:40Speaker 1: let's look back through the annals of of you know,
- 7:43Speaker 1: historic weaponry and find something. And they look through and
- 7:46Speaker 1: they said the flamethrower. Yeah. Richard Fielder is an engineer
- 7:50Speaker 1: in nineteen o one. They credit him with inventing it,
- 7:53Speaker 1: but he clearly was using old technology as the initial idea.
- 7:57Speaker 1: At least. It's a clever design, though, isn't it. Yeah,
- 8:00Speaker 1: because this from this original design. Um, there have been
- 8:04Speaker 1: you know, some polishing moments for the flamethrower over the years,
- 8:09Speaker 1: but from that, from that modern era that the design
- 8:12Speaker 1: has remained relatively the same. Right, It's like a three
- 8:15Speaker 1: tank design. Yeah, the flamin furfur because what it's called
- 8:19Speaker 1: nice the Germans. That's what the German uh, and it was, um,
- 8:26Speaker 1: well let's yeah, let's go ahead and explain how it
- 8:27Speaker 1: works with thanks, all right. And this is the handheld flamethrower,
- 8:31Speaker 1: which is the one that's I guess was most readily
- 8:34Speaker 1: used in combat. Yeah, and it's the one you see
- 8:36Speaker 1: like a guy's wearing these tanks on his back and
- 8:38Speaker 1: he's got the rifle. It's just right. So you got
- 8:42Speaker 1: two outer tanks and those are filled with the flammable
- 8:46Speaker 1: fuel oil based petrol if you will, like Greek fire
- 8:51Speaker 1: and um. Then there's a center, smaller tank which holds
- 8:54Speaker 1: a compressed gas like butane and uh it was. It
- 8:58Speaker 1: would feed the gas through a pressure right you later
- 9:00Speaker 1: connected to the tubes and you can take it from here. Well,
- 9:03Speaker 1: the this is why I think it's very clever. The
- 9:06Speaker 1: bututane served a dual purpose. One that was compressed, so
- 9:10Speaker 1: when you open the valve, it would push the liquid
- 9:13Speaker 1: fuel out of the tanks into the tube and ultimately
- 9:17Speaker 1: in the reservoir and the gun. The pressure regulator, right,
- 9:20Speaker 1: that's what they would but switch on. There is another
- 9:23Speaker 1: tube that came directly out of the third tank that
- 9:27Speaker 1: held the compressed the gas like butuane, and this tube
- 9:31Speaker 1: went directly to the ignition valve right right, so it
- 9:35Speaker 1: served as the igniter later on. Right that it was
- 9:38Speaker 1: because it was the bututane that was actually burning when
- 9:41Speaker 1: you um. When you open the ignition valve, the bu
- 9:44Speaker 1: tane flows to the end. This is with air the
- 9:46Speaker 1: end of the rifle. UM and then there's like there's
- 9:49Speaker 1: two triggers. There's the fuel released trigger, right, and then
- 9:53Speaker 1: there's the ignition trigger. And the ignition trigger is basically
- 9:56Speaker 1: you're operating a battery that operates a spark plug, sends
- 9:59Speaker 1: a current, generates heat right nights the tane. Now you
- 10:02Speaker 1: have that little blue flame on the end. Yeah, that's
- 10:05Speaker 1: what you've seen in movies, like if you see them around. Yeah, exactly,
- 10:08Speaker 1: you see the little like three inch flame coming out
- 10:10Speaker 1: in the end, right, that's actually beautane burning. The fuel
- 10:13Speaker 1: hasn't been released, the hell fire has not been opened
- 10:17Speaker 1: yet or released yet. That's when you squeeze what's the
- 10:20Speaker 1: fuel released trigger and then well, yeah, then that pulls
- 10:24Speaker 1: back a little valve plug because you obviously want it
- 10:27Speaker 1: plugged or else you're gonna have a big mess on
- 10:29Speaker 1: your hands. You'll be on fire very quickly. So when
- 10:32Speaker 1: you pull the fuel release trigger, it pulls the little
- 10:35Speaker 1: valve plug back and then all the fuel supply suddenly
- 10:39Speaker 1: rushes through to the tip of the gun where the
- 10:42Speaker 1: flame is and boom, there you go. Yeah and um.
- 10:46Speaker 1: In nineteen forty two, the Army Chemical Warfare Service, I
- 10:53Speaker 1: think is what it was called. Um, they came up
- 10:55Speaker 1: with a little something called napalm, which is ultimately a
- 10:59Speaker 1: g asoline or petrol in the case of Chuck and
- 11:02Speaker 1: our British friends, UM, a gasoline thickening agent. So with
- 11:08Speaker 1: a slightly thickened gas you have a longer range, It
- 11:12Speaker 1: carries further because it has more mass or girth or whatever.
- 11:16Speaker 1: There's less there's less friction from the ground coming up right.
- 11:20Speaker 1: Um and uh. It also can be concentrated more easily.
- 11:25Speaker 1: Right right. So basically that was one of those real
- 11:29Speaker 1: big polishing moments. It went from just gas which sprays,
- 11:32Speaker 1: to thick gas which sticks and burns. It evaporates much
- 11:37Speaker 1: less quickly, so it will burn forever and it's really
- 11:40Speaker 1: difficult to put out, and if you get covered in it,
- 11:42Speaker 1: you're entirely in trouble. Yes, you're out of luck. And
- 11:46Speaker 1: they would mount these on well p t boats. For one,
- 11:50Speaker 1: have you ever seen the videos of those things, like
- 11:52Speaker 1: cruising down the river, shooting in napalm into the forest. Well,
- 11:56Speaker 1: I see there's a picture of it in the article.
- 11:58Speaker 1: I've never seen video of It's pretty wicked. Yeah, And
- 12:01Speaker 1: they called them, they called them zippo flamethrowers, right, because
- 12:06Speaker 1: the ignition um system failed so frequently. It's just like
- 12:10Speaker 1: on a gas grill, they have to with a zippo
- 12:14Speaker 1: d And that's the other unlucky dude. I guess he'd
- 12:17Speaker 1: be like, don't get too close to it in his hand, right,
- 12:20Speaker 1: And so flamethrowers, it wasn't just some guy you know where.
- 12:23Speaker 1: It would be like a bunch of infantry guys and
- 12:25Speaker 1: then some guy on the end happened to grab the
- 12:29Speaker 1: flamethrower that morning when they went out, and it's just
- 12:32Speaker 1: you know, they were part of a tactical strategy. Yeah.
- 12:34Speaker 1: What would happened was rifleman would lay down cover fire.
- 12:39Speaker 1: Let's say you come to the mouth of a cave
- 12:41Speaker 1: and there's a bunch of enemy combatants in there, and
- 12:43Speaker 1: they're shooting you and they have snipers and you're in
- 12:45Speaker 1: big trouble. All your your rifleman lay down fire on
- 12:49Speaker 1: this case, so those guys can't move. Cover fire right
- 12:51Speaker 1: to allow your flamethrower man to get close. He was
- 12:55Speaker 1: highly susceptible at this point because of what he's wearing
- 12:59Speaker 1: on his back. Yes, all it takes is one good
- 13:01Speaker 1: shot to one of those tanks and that guy's gone,
- 13:03Speaker 1: or a bad shot, just a shot, yeah, if you
- 13:06Speaker 1: come in contact with it with the bullet. Yes, um.
- 13:08Speaker 1: But so the flamethrower guy gets close basically cooks everybody,
- 13:14Speaker 1: burns everyone to death in that cave, right, that's his job.
- 13:18Speaker 1: And then after that the munitions guys come in and
- 13:22Speaker 1: explode the cave so it can never be used again.
- 13:26Speaker 1: And that's sinora for cave dwellers. Yes. Uh, you know,
- 13:31Speaker 1: speaking of a quick death, I've always heard when I
- 13:34Speaker 1: was a kid, you know that. You know, if you
- 13:35Speaker 1: were a flamethrower in war, your average lifespan is like
- 13:39Speaker 1: thirty seconds in combat. Well, I always heard that, and
- 13:42Speaker 1: I'd scoured the internets and I could not find anything
- 13:45Speaker 1: to verify that, but um, that's what I always heard.
- 13:48Speaker 1: I thought that was an interesting tidbit. I did read
- 13:51Speaker 1: that most people who were flamethrower operators didn't survive. I
- 13:55Speaker 1: would imagine it's pretty dangerous thing to be toting around. Yeah,
- 13:58Speaker 1: and they also had assistant because the assistance would open
- 14:01Speaker 1: and close the valves on the pack form. That was
- 14:03Speaker 1: the whole job. It was always a two man team,
- 14:05Speaker 1: so both of them would usually not make it. I
- 14:08Speaker 1: would if I was the assistant, I would turn on
- 14:11Speaker 1: his little valve and then run for cover and then
- 14:13Speaker 1: run up and turn it off again. Right, And I'd
- 14:15Speaker 1: probably pretty unpopular with the flamethrower guy probably, And then
- 14:18Speaker 1: the flamethrower guy was well liked because if you can
- 14:21Speaker 1: take out an entire gun nest of people, then you
- 14:24Speaker 1: know everybody's going to applaud you and clap, and you know,
- 14:28Speaker 1: probably not get too close though, because you're going to
- 14:30Speaker 1: die eventually. Yeah, I'd rather be a sniper. I think
- 14:33Speaker 1: that'd be like I played Call of Duty. I got
- 14:35Speaker 1: a p S three now that I tell you that. No,
- 14:38Speaker 1: it was given to me by my step step step dad,
- 14:41Speaker 1: now father in law. You did tell me my stepfather
- 14:43Speaker 1: in law, And so I got just a couple of games.
- 14:47Speaker 1: I'm not like a huge gamer at all, Like I
- 14:49Speaker 1: think a nintendol, like the first Nintendo was the last
- 14:52Speaker 1: thing I actually owned. But um, I play Call of
- 14:55Speaker 1: Duty now. I like a shooter games too. It's pretty fun.
- 14:58Speaker 1: But you choose to be a sniper on that. Well,
- 15:01Speaker 1: now there are just certain levels where you can be
- 15:03Speaker 1: a sniper. Like you'll pick up a sniper gun if
- 15:04Speaker 1: you want. And I always usually kind of just hang
- 15:06Speaker 1: back and pick guys off, especially guys with flamethrowers. So
- 15:10Speaker 1: here we go again to liberal peace nicks like us
- 15:14Speaker 1: when it comes to like this war stuff, we just
- 15:15Speaker 1: get all giddy. Well it is this one. For some reason,
- 15:19Speaker 1: I was reading a passage about a flamethrower operator in
- 15:22Speaker 1: World War Two who you know, um received the Medal
- 15:25Speaker 1: of Honor for um invading a Japanese they think they're
- 15:29Speaker 1: called pillbox. It was a little gun nest and burning
- 15:31Speaker 1: them all and burning them all alive, and like the
- 15:33Speaker 1: the guy wrote um that there were some muffled screams
- 15:36Speaker 1: and then silence. It's like, you know, being burned alive.
- 15:39Speaker 1: It's pretty much everybody's worst death, I would think. So
- 15:42Speaker 1: it's up there. Well, we had worst way to die.
- 15:44Speaker 1: That's right up there, and I think if I remember correctly,
- 15:47Speaker 1: burning to death is consistently the number one, unlike informal polls. Right,
- 15:52Speaker 1: imagine is pretty painful and it happened a lot in
- 15:56Speaker 1: World War One to vietn M. Yeah, I imagined area.
- 16:01Speaker 1: This is a horrible weapon. But you can find uh,
- 16:06Speaker 1: civilian applications for can't you. Yeah. Well, before we move
- 16:09Speaker 1: on to that, we also need to say that they
- 16:11Speaker 1: were on tanks as well, so it wasn't just boats.
- 16:13Speaker 1: They used them on tanks, and uh, the design was
- 16:16Speaker 1: basically the same. You just had a lot more fuel
- 16:18Speaker 1: and you had like piston rotary pumps to get a
- 16:21Speaker 1: lot more length on your shot girth. And yeah, the
- 16:26Speaker 1: backpack mounted ones had a range of about fifty yards, right,
- 16:33Speaker 1: That's that's a long way though. Yeah, let's have a
- 16:35Speaker 1: football field. You don't have to get that close. Sure. Yeah,
- 16:38Speaker 1: I wonder if the first enemy that was like, he's
- 16:40Speaker 1: got a flamethrower, but we're way too far away. They
- 16:45Speaker 1: were within exactly. Uh yeah, civilian applications um, forced forced
- 16:53Speaker 1: fire fighters forest firefighters? Is that how you say it?
- 16:58Speaker 1: I don't know they actually use these when they do
- 17:01Speaker 1: like the prescribed burning, like sometimes they'll burn well not
- 17:05Speaker 1: just the firefighters, they do prescribe burns anyway. And then
- 17:08Speaker 1: sometimes the firefighters do that, they'll like burn a section
- 17:10Speaker 1: to cut it off right there. And that's what they
- 17:13Speaker 1: do it with flamethrowers, which actually kind of made me
- 17:16Speaker 1: want to go get a job with the forestry Service.
- 17:19Speaker 1: She could burn things on purpose. Well, yeah, did you
- 17:23Speaker 1: hear about this car thing in South Africa? Theft deterrent
- 17:27Speaker 1: system that burned you know? Yeah, I don't think it's
- 17:29Speaker 1: still around. This is like twelve years ago, and um,
- 17:33Speaker 1: a South African man invented it was called the blaster
- 17:36Speaker 1: and basically it would shoot a man high fireball that's
- 17:40Speaker 1: what they called it. What at you if you tried
- 17:43Speaker 1: to break into the car for a mere ran which
- 17:47Speaker 1: is uh and this that was like six or fifty bucks,
- 17:53Speaker 1: and um, it would squirt liquefied gas from a bottle
- 17:57Speaker 1: in the trunk through two nozzles located on the front door.
- 18:02Speaker 1: And the rub is you couldn't turn one on and
- 18:05Speaker 1: turn one off, so if a guy was breaking into
- 18:08Speaker 1: like the driver's side door, it would still shoot fire
- 18:10Speaker 1: out as a passenger side to whomever might be walking
- 18:13Speaker 1: by unluckily on that. So let's say, yeah, that's that's
- 18:17Speaker 1: an invention that wasn't fully thought through. I would think so.
- 18:20Speaker 1: But apparently he sold a bunch of him at the
- 18:22Speaker 1: time and he said it's non lethal, but it would
- 18:26Speaker 1: definitely blind a person, is what he said, and keep
- 18:29Speaker 1: them from stealing your car. Yeah, because they can't see
- 18:32Speaker 1: cars any longer. That's terrible. Yeah, way to go South Africa. Um. Lastly, Chuck.
- 18:38Speaker 1: Fire breathers their form of They follow the basic principles
- 18:41Speaker 1: of flamethrowing by drinking kerostene. There you go. If you
- 18:46Speaker 1: want to learn about fire breathers, we have an article
- 18:49Speaker 1: on them. If you want to learn more about flame throwers.
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- 20:28Speaker 1: Five bucks to help out UM Guatemalan kids learn to
- 20:32Speaker 1: read and Kiva Kiva, Kiva, Kiva. We haven't thrown much
- 20:36Speaker 1: love to our Kiva team lately, but we should because
- 20:40Speaker 1: you know, as everyone knows, we hit the hundred thousand
- 20:43Speaker 1: dollar mark right, I like nothing in March, I believe
- 20:46Speaker 1: March nineteenth, UM and since then, our moderators on our
- 20:51Speaker 1: Kiva team, Glenn and Sonja Um threw down the gauntlet
- 20:55Speaker 1: pretty much immediately and said, let's get to a quarter
- 20:57Speaker 1: of a million dollars. Yeah, man, that'd I'm awesome. We
- 21:00Speaker 1: are on track right now, by Glenn and Sonya's estimate,
- 21:03Speaker 1: uh to hit the two thousand dollar mark around August. Well, actually,
- 21:08Speaker 1: we want to hit a quarter of a million dollars
- 21:10Speaker 1: around August. Is that the deal? Yeah, so we need
- 21:15Speaker 1: to step it up a little bit. If you want
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- 21:20Speaker 1: you can go to www dot kiva dot org slash
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- 21:28Speaker 1: get a warm feeling in your heart when you donate.
- 21:32Speaker 1: And remember this is micro lending, so the money actually
- 21:35Speaker 1: comes back to it's repaid. Yeah, and if if you
- 21:38Speaker 1: have a cold heart, you can actually even pull your
- 21:40Speaker 1: money back out and get it back if you want.
- 21:42Speaker 1: But it's more fun to read loan it totally. It
- 21:44Speaker 1: really is, all right, So there you have it. Alright,
- 21:47Speaker 1: So listener, mail my friend I'm gonna call this I
- 21:53Speaker 1: love this dude. And his name is Guy and not
- 21:57Speaker 1: as in hey guy, his real name is Guy. I
- 21:59Speaker 1: got Guy from San Francisco, says, guys, just listen to
- 22:03Speaker 1: the Art Theft podcast. And by the way, we do
- 22:06Speaker 1: know about the Paris heist that just went down. Pretty cool, uh,
- 22:12Speaker 1: very intriguing for future monetarians. And of neither here nor there. However,
- 22:16Speaker 1: I have a little bit a little habit that I
- 22:18Speaker 1: thought I might like to share that loosely pertains I
- 22:21Speaker 1: have never stolen art knowingly. However, I do frequently and
- 22:25Speaker 1: I'm subjected to I travel frequently, and I'm subjected to
- 22:29Speaker 1: much distasteful art guilty of being a budget traveler. So
- 22:33Speaker 1: there's the rub. But to amuse myself, I like to
- 22:36Speaker 1: take the horrible art off the wall, take it out
- 22:38Speaker 1: of the glass and frame, and add the ever so
- 22:41Speaker 1: slightest detail. This guy is wonderful. He does this in
- 22:45Speaker 1: Adele's a chicken in the corner by the barn, a
- 22:47Speaker 1: seagull flying over the crest of a wave, a beer
- 22:50Speaker 1: bottle and fishing pole by the babbling brook. I do
- 22:53Speaker 1: it in every hotel, motel, hotel, hostel, bungalow, you name it.
- 22:58Speaker 1: I will stay there and I will change into the art.
- 23:00Speaker 1: They have art and hostels now, yeah, probably not. It
- 23:03Speaker 1: makes me chuckle to think that maybe one day someone
- 23:05Speaker 1: will be staring at an awful hotel painting and look
- 23:08Speaker 1: closely and notice one of the gallant cowboys has a
- 23:11Speaker 1: tin of skull by his left boot heel. So if
- 23:14Speaker 1: you stay in cheap hotels, keep your eyes out people
- 23:17Speaker 1: you may have stayed where a guy from San Francisco
- 23:20Speaker 1: has stayed. Just don't turn on the black line. That's
- 23:23Speaker 1: all I have to say. That's awesome. That is awesome. Man.
- 23:27Speaker 1: I love to hear people doing cool stuff. Vandalism, Yeah,
- 23:31Speaker 1: but it's it's vandalism with like an eye towards it's fundalism. Well,
- 23:37Speaker 1: If you're a starving artist who shows your work at
- 23:40Speaker 1: the Airport Hilton conference room, we want to hear from you.
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