skinny.

Latest / Andrew Morgan Watches (For Your Ears Only)

The WORST Watches of 2025

We’ve had the best watches of 2025, and there were some crackers this year, but also some brands have had the gall to crack out a handful of steamers to contrast them with, too. Let’s take a look at 2025’s most abhorrent additions—and remember, sometimes it’s not just the watch that maketh the stank, but the aroma of what’s going on around it as well. Let me explain.

Featured watches:

Urban Jurgensen

TAG Heuer Carrera Astronomer

Omega Speedmaster Dark Side of the Moon

Omega x Swatch MoonSwatch Mission to Earthphase Beaver Moon

Tudor Black Bay Chrono David Beckham

Patek Philippe Cubitus

TAG…

The skinny

The skinny isn't ready yet — notes appear once the transcript is processed.