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145: Son of Sammi Curr · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 5: Whoa, trick or treat. What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the partay.
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  Speaker 6: Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to
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  Speaker 6: see something strange? Come with us and you will see,
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  Speaker 6: this our town of Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: This is Halloween, this is Halloween. Don't you scream, we're
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  Speaker 2: dead all night. This is Halloween, everybody may see. Don't
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  Speaker 2: cheat on the game, it's gonna die right inside.
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  Speaker 5: What's up? Welcome to Movie Meltdown and Happy Halloween! I
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  Speaker 5: am Brian.
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  Speaker 2: I am Misty. I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Marlena.
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  Speaker 8: Marlaner.
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  Speaker 7: Marlaner. I'm Marlaner now.
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  Speaker 9: Spookylaner. So spooky.
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  Speaker 5: Alright, so would you like to tell them what it
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  Speaker 5: is we're drinking on this very special Halloween episode?
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  Speaker 9: We are drinking the, I won't say awesome, but it's... Oh,
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  Speaker 9: it's awesome. We are drinking Goulaid.
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  Speaker 5: Not just Kool-Aid. It's very specific. Kool-Aid.
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  Speaker 9: Apparently they brought this flavor out in the late 90s.
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  Speaker 9: I'm going to assume it probably didn't do that well.
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  Speaker 5: Because people were stupid way back.
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  Speaker 2: In the 90s.
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  Speaker 7: I think it's just blue and green and purple mixed together.
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  Speaker 9: But yet when it's in powder form, it's orange.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy.
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  Speaker 10: I know.
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  Speaker 9: I took pictures.
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  Speaker 5: Like a pumpkin.
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  Speaker 9: Because the first time it was made, somebody made it
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  Speaker 9: without me. And I didn't get to see.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I didn't know you wanted to see
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  Speaker 2: the damn shit before I fucking put water on it.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 9: It's a process. I know.
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  Speaker 5: She's like, you put water on it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, she's like.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm supposed to do.
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  Speaker 2: It fucking changes color.
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  Speaker 5: She's like six years old. You know she's gonna be.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but I forgot.
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  Speaker 5: She was disappointed, too.
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  Speaker 2: You said, but when you made it, it wasn't there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: And she and Winchester went and pouted in the other room.
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  Speaker 9: We did, we did.
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  Speaker 5: Would you like to talk about Winchester?
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  Speaker 9: Winchester's my new best friend. We hang out because boyfriend's
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  Speaker 9: too obsessed with his computer to watch TV with me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not obsessed.
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  Speaker 7: Is it porn?
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 9: It's worse than porn. It's motorcycle forms. It's some motorcycle porn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's my porn.
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  Speaker 9: So I lived there for days at a time. So
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  Speaker 9: me and Winchester, we bonded. So we'll get into that
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  Speaker 9: during my geek week, I guess. But Winchester is the
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  Speaker 9: most awesomest of awesome. He is a werewolf. And a.
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  Speaker 5: He's a stuffed werewolf.
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  Speaker 9: Well, if you want to get technical, yes, he's a
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  Speaker 9: stuffed werewolf.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you didn't, like, shoot him and have him stuffed.
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 5: He came that way.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, he looks pissed.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got a very specific mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Scowl.
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  Speaker 5: It's awesome.
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  Speaker 9: Which is funny because I got him at Walmart, which
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  Speaker 9: probably explains his dour disposition.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd be pissed off if I was there all day.
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  Speaker 9: They had a mummy, and the mummy was lame and happy,
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  Speaker 9: and a very happy witch, and a very happy Frankenstein.
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  Speaker 9: Then you get Winchester, and he is one gruff bastard.
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  Speaker 11: He is.
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  Speaker 5: He didn't look very happy at all. Out of all
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  Speaker 5: the other ones, he didn't look happy. Which makes him awesome.
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  Speaker 9: Which is why I'm like, I have to have this.
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  Speaker 5: I think it was fluffy.
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  Speaker 9: He has the softest hair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: So, Winchester. Which today, my niece told everybody that that's
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  Speaker 9: what she wants more than anything, is a pet werewolf.
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  Speaker 9: Because when asked what her favorite things are, because she
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  Speaker 9: has the audacity to ask my mom why she likes cats.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 5: Because she's a crazy cat lady?
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  Speaker 9: Which was my mom's reply. Yeah. So I was like, well,
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  Speaker 9: what's your favorite thing? And she wouldn't tell anybody because
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  Speaker 9: she was embarrassed. And she goes over and tells my sister.
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  Speaker 9: Apparently she likes dangerous things.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-oh. Is she going to start the dangerous animals club?
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  Speaker 9: She likes dangerous things, and she wants a pet werewolf,
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  Speaker 9: and that's her favorite. And then she got embarrassed again
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  Speaker 9: and left the room.
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  Speaker 7: Your niece is going to be an extreme goth.
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  Speaker 9: She is, dude.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to be dating guys on motorcycles.
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  Speaker 9: Hell yeah. Werewolves on motorcycles.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, werewolves on motorcycles. I've got a movie for her.
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  Speaker 5: I hear it's terrible, but yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Werewolves on motorcycles.
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  Speaker 6: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: My sister just kind of shook her head and looked
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  Speaker 9: down and had that look of, oh my god, I'm
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  Speaker 9: in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's in big trouble. More than she knows.
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  Speaker 9: But anyways, yes, me and Winchester.
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  Speaker 5: Alright, so it being a Where's the candy, bitches? Holiday
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  Speaker 5: episode in general, but specifically Halloween.
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  Speaker 9: Where's the ghost?
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  Speaker 5: We have to have the ghost bowl.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And then we have to load it up. Now, I'll
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  Speaker 5: let you know this, and being the geeks that we are, specifically,
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  Speaker 5: you get all excited for limited edition stuff. Each of
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  Speaker 5: these candies is limited edition Halloween exclusives. You can't get
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  Speaker 5: these the rest of the year. How about your Kit Kat?
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  Speaker 10: Oh, hell.
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  Speaker 5: Special colorized versions of them.
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  Speaker 7: Are they black and orange?
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  Speaker 9: Yay!
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  Speaker 7: Yay! I think they're just orange.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm going to be so sick.
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  Speaker 9: I'm going to have to vomit after this, right?
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  Speaker 7: Like two pieces of pizza and two pieces of cream.
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  Speaker 2: And you have Kool-Aid.
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  Speaker 5: We have pumpkin-shaped Reese's.
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  Speaker 9: Yay. We haven't gotten to the flavor of Kool-Aid yet either.
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  Speaker 5: No, we'll get to that. And here's your multicolored black
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  Speaker 5: and orange Hershey Kisses.
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  Speaker 9: You didn't get the pumpkin spice ones?
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  Speaker 5: Hey, you got ghosty marshmallows.
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  Speaker 9: I do have ghosty marshmallows. I've got ghost marshmallows, too.
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  Speaker 5: I'm stealing this Kit-Kat, and then I'm throwing the ghost
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  Speaker 5: bowl over to you.
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  Speaker 9: I want a Kit-Kat, too. And a Reese's pumpkin. And
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  Speaker 9: a Kit-Kat.
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  Speaker 2: I want a blackie.
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  Speaker 9: The bowl's going to be empty before we even start.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, there's more to reload. Don't worry. Yeah, I'm not
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  Speaker 5: as thrilled with the chocolate flavor, but the fact that
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  Speaker 5: it's orange is fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 9: So you want to know what I'll have eaten today?
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  Speaker 2: She's like a regular Kit Kat.
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  Speaker 9: I had two bowls of Frankenberry for breakfast.
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  Speaker 5: Spooky breakfast.
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  Speaker 9: I had some birthday cake for lunch.
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  Speaker 5: Healthy lunch.
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  Speaker 9: And I had a bag of potatoes for lunch. And
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  Speaker 9: then I had cake.
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  Speaker 7: And now I'm having candy.
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  Speaker 9: This one's got shit on it.
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  Speaker 2: It came like that.
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  Speaker 9: From the outside.
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  Speaker 5: You don't have to claim that one if you don't
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  Speaker 5: want it, but it came like that. I just saw
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  Speaker 5: it when I dumped.
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  Speaker 9: It out of there.
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  Speaker 5: It was already like that.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm supposed to be going to be sick.
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  Speaker 2: You got some in the freezer.
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  Speaker 9: Quit playing footsie with me.
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  Speaker 5: What do you want me to do?
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  Speaker 2: He thought it was me.
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  Speaker 5: Calm down.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not playing footsie with Marlena.
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  Speaker 9: Well, just keep your feet underneath you.
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  Speaker 13: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: My feet are under the chair.
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  Speaker 9: Mine are too.
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  Speaker 11: Mine are too.
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  Speaker 9: They're under my chair.
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  Speaker 2: Jerk.
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  Speaker 5: So while we're enjoying our holiday snacks, do you want
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  Speaker 5: to discuss the flavor of Kool-Aid?
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  Speaker 9: What's it taste like?
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  Speaker 5: Flavored with angst and despair.
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  Speaker 9: No, you didn't say it right. Come on, you've been
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  Speaker 9: doing it all damn week. You better fucking break it
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  Speaker 9: out now.
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  Speaker 2: Flavored with angst and despair.
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  Speaker 9: It's about damn time.
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  Speaker 2: I did it.
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  Speaker 9: No, seriously, the other day during dinner, he broke that
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  Speaker 9: out like three or four times. And laughed like a
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  Speaker 9: tard every time. Well, because it's.
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  Speaker 2: Funnier every time.
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  Speaker 9: Well, me and the kid just looked at him. Even
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  Speaker 9: your kid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Even my kid looked at me like
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  Speaker 2: I was a retard. What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 5: Why are you my dad again? That was bound to happen.
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  Speaker 5: It just takes a certain number of years and they
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  Speaker 5: come to that realization. Yeah. They're embarrassed for the rest
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  Speaker 5: of their life.
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  Speaker 14: It's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Every time I say it, though, the reason I chuckle
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  Speaker 2: about it is not because I think it's funny.
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  Speaker 5: It's because I think of Chris Kattan. He's never funny.
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  Speaker 5: Who was here last week, by the way.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 5: The fact that we didn't hang out with him, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know. I was working on Horatio Sands.
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  Speaker 2: I always think of the... A little skit with him
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  Speaker 2: and Sarah Michelle Gellar where they were doing the goth channel.
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  Speaker 5: That's actually one of the only ones he was ever
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  Speaker 5: in that he was really pretty good in. Well, that
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  Speaker 5: one always cracks me up because he always, please, Azrael.
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  Speaker 15: I'm Azrael.
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  Speaker 7: I don't care what you say. I love mango.
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  Speaker 5: See, I was so tired of that bullshit.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, not every episode of the Mango thing, but
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  Speaker 7: like a couple of times.
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  Speaker 5: They were all the same. That's like all of skit comedy.
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  Speaker 5: It becomes too repetitive. You just need to get rid
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  Speaker 5: of those damn characters.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, totally.
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  Speaker 5: What was the other? The fucking monkey boy, whatever the
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  Speaker 5: hell that one was.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: I'll block that shit out.
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  Speaker 5: I hated that thing.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: He was just very limited.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, the guy.
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  Speaker 5: kids were actually really funny and his like dick brother
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  Speaker 5: that came downstairs and would pick on him because it
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  Speaker 5: was real because it was all frighteningly close to the
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  Speaker 5: real thing that was me dickhead brother you were Ash.
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  Speaker 9: Greener you were Chris Kattan oh my god I was
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  Speaker 9: I hate Chris Kattan he's in my top five list
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  Speaker 9: of people I want to punch in the face.
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  Speaker 5: You had your chance last week.
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  Speaker 7: Who was he? Why was he here?
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  Speaker 5: He was here for the film festival. Let's try to
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  Speaker 5: hang out with Horatio Sanz.
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  Speaker 9: He's not funny anymore.
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  Speaker 5: And tell him why.
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  Speaker 9: He lost too much weight.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, have you seen, if you're not, haven't seen him
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  Speaker 5: in a while, go find a picture of him because
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  Speaker 5: you wouldn't recognize him.
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  Speaker 2: He dropped like over 100 pounds. Yeah, good for him, man.
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  Speaker 5: It looks good. It's awesome.
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  Speaker 7: I remember that for Will Sasso on... Mad TV. He
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  Speaker 7: lost a bunch of weight and they're like, you're not
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  Speaker 7: funny anymore. That was like a skit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's usually true.
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  Speaker 7: Poor bastards. Kind of like Josh from Drake and Josh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just got weird looking.
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  Speaker 9: They do taste funny.
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  Speaker 2: I like them.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a white chocolate.
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  Speaker 7: Which I'm usually not as thrilled with. I think it's
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  Speaker 7: because I like white chocolate.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, you didn't describe the actual flavor of the Kool-Aid.
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  Speaker 9: The description you read online as to what the best
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  Speaker 9: flavor is compared to.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Somebody posted on their blog the flavor of
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  Speaker 2: the Kool-Aid was... You can imagine snow cones when you
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  Speaker 2: were a kid, and you used to get all the
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  Speaker 2: flavors of the snow cone.
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  Speaker 5: And, of course, the flavor always dripped down to the
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  Speaker 5: very bottom of the cone.
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  Speaker 2: So by the time you got finished with the snow cone,
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  Speaker 2: you turned up the cone, and you got this just thick, syrupy,
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  Speaker 2: black mess of snow cone juice. And that's kind of
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  Speaker 2: what this tastes like. It's just really sweet and syrupy
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  Speaker 2: until you eat it. two or three Kit Kats and
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  Speaker 2: a Reese's thing, and then it just doesn't have any
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  Speaker 2: flavor at all.
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  Speaker 5: It is pretty awesome, I have to say. As much as,
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  Speaker 5: you know, Kool-Aid's hit and miss, this one's actually pretty
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  Speaker 5: good for me. But it is very snow cone flavor.
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  Speaker 9: And the packaging's pretty awesome, too. I was disappointed they
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  Speaker 9: didn't give the Kool-Aid Dracula fangs. He has a cape
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  Speaker 9: and a bow tie, but he has no fangs.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what's he going to drink? Then he's going to
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  Speaker 2: drink your blood, and then it's going to go on
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  Speaker 2: the Kool-Aid.
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  Speaker 12: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Then he has to get the Kool-Aid juice boxes and
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  Speaker 5: bite into them and suck the juice out.
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  Speaker 16: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, no, Kool-Aid.
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  Speaker 5: So, do we need to get into some sort of crazy,
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  Speaker 5: creepy geek activity?
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 5: Well, mine, I've, um, this is sort of, I mean,
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  Speaker 5: there are horror movies, in a sense, I guess. I mean,
• 12:37
  Speaker 5: they are, but it gets weirder the deeper you go
• 12:41
  Speaker 5: into this series. I watched, not one, but the trilogy
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  Speaker 5: of Mimic movies.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And for a.
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: Specific reason, I wanted to, ever since we talked to him,
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  Speaker 5: we talked to the director, J.T. Petty, who directed the
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  Speaker 5: third one, and I asked him, and even then, I mean,
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  Speaker 5: he had a very... specific way that he described taking
• 13:05
  Speaker 5: that job which was kind of fun so I was
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: but the way he's described it I was like it
• 13:08
  Speaker 5: sounds interesting what he was trying to do with it
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  Speaker 5: it's like I kind of want to see that one
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  Speaker 5: and I've just not gotten around to it for years
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  Speaker 5: and I finally found a copy of it and actually
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  Speaker 5: now they've started putting them on Netflix surprisingly they I
• 13:19
  Speaker 5: didn't even think they would turn up on there but
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: yeah so I was like okay I want to watch
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  Speaker 5: that one I was like well it's been a long
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  Speaker 5: time since I've watched the first one like I barely
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  Speaker 5: remember what was going on the first one and And
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  Speaker 5: then I'm like, well, shit, then I guess if I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to watch it, I might as well watch the
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  Speaker 5: second one because I don't think I ever watched the
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  Speaker 5: second one. So, yeah, rewatched the first one. Again, this
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  Speaker 5: was the original version.
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  Speaker 2: This was not.
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  Speaker 5: They've just done a director's cut, which I've heard is
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: a little more tolerable because the end does get quite ridiculous.
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  Speaker 5: And from what I hear, the studio involvement totally messed
• 13:51
  Speaker 5: up the del Toro version. idea of what he originally
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: wanted to do with that, you can definitely tell it's him. Like,
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  Speaker 5: that visual style, I mean, granted, he'd already been directing in,
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  Speaker 5: you know, his country before he came here, but it's funny,
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  Speaker 5: it's so... He's already got that signature look to his stuff,
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  Speaker 5: even that, you know, pretty early on in the career.
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  Speaker 5: It was overwhelmingly, you know, visually del Toro. So that
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  Speaker 5: part's awesome. Even the acting's pretty good. I mean, it
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: actually made me pose the question... the hell happened to
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: Mira Sorvino?
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  Speaker 9: Nobody knows.
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: Remember when she was like an actress and she was
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  Speaker 5: in a lot of movies? She was. Like A-list high
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: caliber movies? Like she was a big deal for a while.
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  Speaker 5: I mean she got an Oscar nomination. Yeah it's like.
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  Speaker 9: She's in your favorite movie.
• 14:38
  Speaker 8: She is?
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  Speaker 9: Never mind.
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  Speaker 5: Which one's that?
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Which one is it?
• 14:45
  Speaker 9: Never mind.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Come on tell me now because it's going to bug me.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: I want to know.
• 14:48
  Speaker 9: And she had one of my post-its.
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: Hey She did not make Post-Its. We had that in
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: business school.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: I love that movie. I like that movie. It's like
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: my chick movie.
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: It's one of those I put off forever and didn't
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: watch because I expected it to be really stupid and
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: then finally it was on cable and I was like, alright, fine.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Dude, I love that movie.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was surprised.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: I love that movie. It's fucking funny as shit.
• 15:15
  Speaker 18: It is.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: It's more than I expected. Romeo and Michelle is actually
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: a pretty damn well put together movie. It's a good movie.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: have you seen it yes I've seen it it's legitimately
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: funny and both of their performances are pretty damn good
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: I expected so much less yeah I was pretty good
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: in that movie you wish you had that retirement Lisa
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: Kudrow money dude I'm so glad I don't.
• 15:41
  Speaker 9: Go to bars anymore I got so tired of drunk
• 15:43
  Speaker 9: people telling me hey you know you look just like Lisa.
• 15:47
  Speaker 13: Kudrow I'm like no I don't drunk people are dumb Yes,
• 15:53
  Speaker 13: they are.
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: You have her face shape, but that's probably where the
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: similarity is.
• 15:57
  Speaker 9: I used to be blonde, so that probably.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the blonde hair probably made it a little closer.
• 16:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: She has a master's degree in, like, something important in science.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Lisa Kudrow's pretty awesome.
• 16:08
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's starting to turn up in other stuff now, but.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: I don't know. So, yeah, no Lisa Kudrow in Mimic.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: But the first one's okay. I mean, it's as best
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: as you could have been, I guess, with the studio
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: screwing things up. The second one... What the hell was
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: going on? Was there anybody in that one? No, that's
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: the thing. I'm trying to think. I don't think there
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: was anybody I'd really seen before in that second one.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: It was a bunch of nobodies. The lead chick was
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: not really all that interesting. The guy who plays the
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: standard cop who's investigating it is kind of annoying, too.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, there was just nothing selling it. The
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: story was like they're locked in a building through most
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: of the middle part of the movie. And then like,
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know, it's just like it was badly written.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: Like just the plot itself and dialogue, just like everything
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: about it was just like kind of half. And you
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: can definitely tell like the budget drops off significantly. Like
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: the first one was, you know, real. I mean, you
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: had like several really high caliber actors in that first one.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: And then you get to the second one with nobody
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: in it. It went straight to video maybe at that point,
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: I guess. And, yeah, no stars, no budget for the effects. But,
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: you know, still, they were trying to do as many
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: effects as they could, I guess. So, yeah, the second
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: one's just a mess. And, yeah, I watched it because
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: I was trying to get three. Not that they have
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: that much carryover on any of these, by the way.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Would you have been totally lost? No, not really. I
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: could have just started with three. But for some reason,
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: being the geek I am, I wanted to run the
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: whole series. So, yeah, I get to the third one.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: Right off the bat, and this is the thing, right
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: off the bat, just the title sequence is, like, this cool... Like,
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: it almost has, like, this indie film vibe to it,
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: and it's really, like, creatively put together. You can see
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: where J.T. Petty steps in, and it's like, is a
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: really talented director. It's a shame what didn't happen. And
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: even he kind of made his comments that he probably
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: wasn't thrilled with what ended up happening with it. But
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: you can tell... Where he is really talented and where
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: he was trying to do something with it. He was
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: working to do the best that he could with what
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: they gave him, which was not a lot, by the way.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: But it's funny, even this one. The third one has
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Lance Hendrickson in it. The third one has Amanda Plummer
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: in it. How did the third one end up with
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: actual names in it? And two, they just skipped it.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Big budget. No, that's the thing. There was no effect
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: budget at all.
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: Was it Norman Reedus in one of them?
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: He's in the.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: No, he's in the first one. Norman Reedus has a
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: very small part in the first one.
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: Did he say fuck a lot?
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: That's how I usually know it's him.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: He's always like some slimy... He was just some guy
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: that worked at the sanitation department, I think, and they
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: dug something out of the sewer.
• 18:53
  Speaker 9: I like him more and more as time goes on.
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: Before he was just like the weird-looking brother.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: From Boondock Saints.
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: Now I'm kind of having a more appreciation for him,
• 19:01
  Speaker 9: it seems. Well, his face moves more than Sean Patrick Flannery.
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: I've got to give him credit for that.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: That's true of everybody.
• 19:07
  Speaker 9: He actually got up out of his seat to take
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: a picture with me, which I've got to give him
• 19:11
  Speaker 9: credit for that, because Sean Patrick Flannery's ass.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: Just sat there. He can't move that either.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Dude, seriously.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Hey, he took a picture with me, too.
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: He's awesome. He looks pissed, but he was so nice.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Sean Patrick Flannery wasn't like, hey, you want to take
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: a picture, too?
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: He was just like, okay, next. Done.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Move along.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: I remember we were just like, you want your picture too?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, sure, why not?
• 19:32
  Speaker 9: He was so sweet.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Then he tried to cool me down.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: And then he swelled up.
• 19:37
  Speaker 15: He did.
• 19:38
  Speaker 9: He puffed up like a damn puffer fish.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Me and him are the same size, and he like,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: he swirled up to about twice the size I'm bigger
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: than this guy.
• 19:50
  Speaker 9: And he stepped forward a little bit I was like what?
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: I think Henry Rollins dragged you down to his.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Level I'm struggling This is strategy You gotta have photo strategy.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah Trejo did the same thing to me too He
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: tried to pull me down But I'm taller than he
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: is He's.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Got a reputation to uphold He does It's.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Me and him. He's happy. He's trying to pull me down,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: and I'm happy because I'm going, oh, no.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: You're not.
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: Good time, too.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, Lord. So, yeah, the third mimic, like, you can
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: tell there is no budget at all. Like, there's hardly
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: any effect shots with the creatures, which, I mean, that's
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: what the plot kind of is supposed to revolve around.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: And it's such a weird, I mean, basically, and even
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: he called himself out. He just does a version of
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Rear Window. With giant bugs living across the street. It's
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: just strange. And that's what I was like, well, that,
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, at least it's, you're, again, stealing from somebody
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: with really, you know, impressive work. And I wanted to
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: see what.
• 20:51
  Speaker 9: You're going to steal, steal from the bugs.
• 20:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: And I wanted to see what he did with that,
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: like how you would, and he does, he does find
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: this really cool way that there's.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: This, this.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: You know, young guy and he's got this, like, immunity
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: of deficiency or... He's one of the kids from the
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: first movie that grew up and has now got a
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: messed up system and he can't go outside because he'll
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: catch crazy diseases or whatever, so he's kind of plastic
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: bubbled almost into this room. He walks outside sometimes. Again,
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: they're not real specific with half of this, but he
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: stays in there and then his hobby is just taking
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: pictures out the window, so he's got, like, on the wall.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: What kind of loser would do that?
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: Take pictures out the window... Fake film and picture.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: You're going to have to explain that for people that
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: aren't following you and seeing your stalker picture. I have
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: to do it now? I guess.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Do you want to get to it later? That's part
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: of the geek.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we can jump forward then. But yeah, just know
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Misty's that loser.
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: Anyway, so.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: But, yeah, he's built this whole, like, recreation of the
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: building on his wall in there, and he's got photos
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: of everybody. So, I mean, that part's kind of cool.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: There's definitely a lot of really interesting visual stuff. I mean,
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: you can tell. It's funny what a difference it is
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: between the third one and the second one, because the
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: second one's just boring, cut and dry, straight-to-video crap. And, like,
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: the third one, again, the plot is kind of, like,
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: minimal and sort of ends up being kind of a
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: mess because you don't, They don't have any budget to
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: work in the monsters, so there's just, like, cutaways and, like,
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: weird little shadow shots of stuff going on, but it's
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: very little monster in there to deal with. So, I mean,
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: the movie kind of suffers because of that. But visually,
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, you can tell what a good director he was.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: I'm glad I watched that one for that reason. I
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: don't know if it was worth watching, too, but the
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: third one, at least, for the visuals and just kind
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: of seeing how he made that plot work is kind
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: of cool, so... Yeah, the Horrors of the Mimic trilogy.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: That was my geek week, so. I hope you haven't
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: taken my stories too seriously. All right, Misty, you want
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: to tell your stalkery photos?
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: I only took one stalker photo, actually. Yeah, I've only
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: taken one, I think, that turned out good. You took one, too, before,
• 22:56
  Speaker 9: and it didn't turn out great.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was on my cell phone, though.
• 22:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, anyway, so I was sitting in the computer room
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: when my boyfriend was outside, and he comes in the
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: house yelling at me, Misty, fake filming down the street! So,
• 23:07
  Speaker 9: of course, I grab my camera, and I take a
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: picture of him, and he's got the hat on, and
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: he's got, like, He's wearing a Michael Jackson shirt, and
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: he's just coming up.
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: From the grocery, so.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: He's got his sunglasses on.
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he had the sunglasses on, so, yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 10: Ow!
• 23:21
  Speaker 9: Dude, seriously. If you're my friend on Facebook, you can
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: probably be privy to this photo, because I did post it.
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: And that's a couple days after that, when boyfriend went
• 23:29
  Speaker 9: to go stalking himself.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Which is.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Which is, I think that's beautiful.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Is that more loserish that I jumped on the bike
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: and took off after him?
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah. I thought you would take the car because you
• 23:40
  Speaker 9: were out of gas.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Well, I took the car to go get gas for
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: the motorcycle so that I could get back on the
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: motorcycle and take off after him.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: This is complicated. It's a complicated process.
• 23:50
  Speaker 15: I was out of gas.
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: He saw him outside and apparently he was in like
• 23:53
  Speaker 9: a fancy outfit.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Well, I saw him earlier that day.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: He was coming back and I think I know where
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: he lives now. Okay, this is getting creepy now.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: And then we saw him later on that day, and
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: he was with this girl. He was walking up the street,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: and he was dressed in what looked like the Michael
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Jackson military coat.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: The coat that he had. You're hardcore Jackson if you've
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: got the military one. Well, see, that's what I was
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: trying to figure out.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Either this guy's really a hardcore Jackson fan, or he's
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: really a hardcore Corey Feldman during his Jackson years fan.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Which, really, if you're a white guy with black curly hair, you.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: End up looking like Feldman.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: You might as well just be a Feldman fan.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: He really resembles him, though.
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: Did you see the picture?
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he really resembles the guy.
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: And Jay's actually seen him dance before, too.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's danced, like, coming around the street. I'd forgotten
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: about that.
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: But anyways, he was all dressed up in his fancy outfit,
• 24:50
  Speaker 9: and boyfriend comes in here fucking... buttloads of nuts like
• 24:54
  Speaker 9: running through the house oh my god i have to
• 24:55
  Speaker 9: go get gas i have to follow him he's on
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: our step i have to know where he's going if
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: he's going to richard's we have to go get pizza
• 25:02
  Speaker 9: so he flies out of the house and he comes back.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: He went to Subway.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Motherfucker got dressed up to go to Subway. What the
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: hell is up with that shit?
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: And then he lost you.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: And then he lost me.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: No motherfucker can walk fast.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: He does.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: Sneaky ass fake Phil.
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: He moonwalked.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, he did.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: He moonwalked right out of the damn neighborhood.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: Do you remember the lady that used to always walk
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: around the mall dressed like Madonna singing Madonna really loudly
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: to herself?
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: I must have missed that one.
• 25:30
  Speaker 13: No.
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: I wonder if that's his girlfriend. That'd be really funny.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: No, this girl didn't look like Madonna.
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: Well, she was like a huge girl, but she would
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: always like.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, well, I don't know.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: This girl was a little.
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: She was meaty.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: She was meaty.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: She was blonde.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: She wasn't dressed up like Madonna.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: No. But see, this is the thing.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: This is the weird area that we live in. There's
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: actually two Feldman lookalikes.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: There's the.
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: The New Albany one and there's the Clarksville one.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: The Clarksville one.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: And the guy in Clarksville.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: God, he was awesome.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: So it's not the same guy?
• 26:01
  Speaker 9: No.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: The one in partial is, like, young, and, like, he
• 26:06
  Speaker 9: puts way much effort into it.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was wearing the blazer with the sleeves pushed up,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: the jelly bracelets, the fingerless gloves, the bolo tie, the headband.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: So he really is legitimately into Feldman? He looked like Feldman,
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: because we walked by, and I was like, oh, my God.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: girlfriend there's a guy over there that looks like Corey Feldman.
• 26:23
  Speaker 9: He had like the one tendril of hair yeah she
• 26:25
  Speaker 9: was like what and we walked over there we followed
• 26:27
  Speaker 9: him to.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: The toy section yeah I was like you gotta look
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: at this and make sure that I'm not fucking crazy
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: because I know I'm crazy but good.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Times yeah.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Nobody else will believe me unless you see it.
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: You know I'm not a anymore if I see someone
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: who's really interesting looking I'm just gonna ask to take
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: their picture All they can do is say no, you know?
• 26:49
  Speaker 9: Why don't you take stalker pictures?
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: I would just be like, I love your hat. I've
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: been looking for a hat like that for a long time.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: No, you tell them you run a style blog.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: I run a style blog, and I like your style.
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: That's a good idea.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: Everybody has a blog. You can pull that off any day.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Do you want to share your stalker pictures?
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: I don't care.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, I've been trying to think.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: We shared on air. I ended up doing this with
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: the one from a couple weeks ago. And it failed. Well,
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: that was my point. I said if anybody cared online.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: The only people that.
• 27:24
  Speaker 9: Would care about it are already my friends on Facebook,
• 27:27
  Speaker 9: and they would have already seen it. Randy's seen it, probably. Yeah.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Either way, I was going to say, with some of
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: our ridiculous stuff that we mention on here, I've been
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: thinking maybe we should do for the hardcore, the secret circle,
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: if you will, that actually bothers to help us out
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: and passes the lengths along.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: You mean our three fans?
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Our three fans that really go the extra distance. Is
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: somebody other than Randy? I'm thinking, yeah, I might go
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: ahead and share the photo with them. So if you
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: yourself would like to be one of the hardcore secret
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: circle members... then, yeah, email me and let me know
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: because it doesn't even take much. All you got to
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: do is, like, forward a link or if I ever
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: get to make one of those promos I'm working on,
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: just pass it along to some random friend. It doesn't
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: even take much, but I don't know. I think those
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: people should get a little something extra, so I think
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: we'll pass along.
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: Fake Feldman is a reward.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: If you've been listening to this show this long, you
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: should know about fake Feldman. You should want to see
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: a stalker photo, so.
• 28:28
  Speaker 9: boyfriend knows where he lives now we can get some
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: special shots if you'd like.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah I'm still trying to work an angle to talk
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: to him there's a couple there's a couple people in
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: the neighborhood that I'm like I'm gonna be friends with
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: one of them's fake Feldman.
• 28:41
  Speaker 9: You were like way excited the other one's this the
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: bicycle guy.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: You wanna be friends with the black midget too oh
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: yeah yeah there's a midget guy that's running around our
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: neighborhood I wanna be friends with.
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: Him too your neighborhood rules it does I don't have
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: anybody cool in my neighborhood.
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: If only we could get a black Feldman midget.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: Maybe if he starts hanging out with fake Feldman.
• 29:05
  Speaker 9: Would they breed?
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: He'll be influenced.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Marty's friends with Clyde.
• 29:11
  Speaker 9: Clyde's awesome.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Our neighbor in the street.
• 29:14
  Speaker 9: He has fuck off tattooed on one hand and eat
• 29:16
  Speaker 9: shit and die.
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: He sounds awesome.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: He's awesome.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: He was in the Vietnam War. He's probably about my
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: dad's age and he lives with his mom.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Hardcore ex-heroin addict, ex-alcohol, car theft. Theft.
• 29:39
  Speaker 16: Theft.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Lots of trouble. Stuff like that.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: He's a cool guy, though. I like him. He mows
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: our yard every once in a while.
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: Despite being a hardened criminal, he's pretty cool.
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: We have the one weird girl down the street who
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: sits in our driveway in a desk chair and spins.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: In circles i forgot about that girl so it's like
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: there's somebody competing with you for your favorite activity i don't.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Know we got a whole neighborhood.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Of just isn't it aren't you happy to know that
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: you're not the weirdest people on this.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: That's saying something too yeah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: It's a girl she just i forgot about that she
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: just sits in the office chair out in the front
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: of the driveway and spins around in circles and she's
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: like and he's like that damn girl's out in the
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: front with her office chair and I was like oh
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: my god not again that's awesome seriously nothing that interesting
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: happens in my life.
• 30:28
  Speaker 9: That one guy who rode by our house on a
• 30:29
  Speaker 9: motorcycle sitting and.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: Putting on the ritz yeah I know I was.
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: Riding a bicycle putting her on and just sitting and
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: putting on the ritz high volume should we get to
• 30:40
  Speaker 9: should we talk about something we actually watched.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Real quick yeah you watched a shit ton of Supernatural.
• 30:46
  Speaker 9: I watched the first two seasons of Supernatural.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: And who did you watch it with?
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: I watched it with Winchester.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: I watched some of them.
• 30:52
  Speaker 9: You watched like three or four episodes.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: No, I watched more than that.
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: I love that show. It's still... Whenever I try to
• 30:59
  Speaker 9: give a breakdown of the Jakes, he comes in after
• 31:01
  Speaker 9: not watching a couple of them. I'm like, all right,
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: I'll give you a rundown. And it's so hard for
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: me because I keep wanting to call.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Sam Dean.
• 31:06
  Speaker 9: Sam Dean.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Because he's Dean, goddammit.
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: He's from Gilmore Girls. He'll always be Dean to me.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it throws me off every time. I'm like, you're
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: calling him by the wrong name. Don't throw me off.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: I didn't watch Gilmore Girls.
• 31:17
  Speaker 9: And it throws me off too because the girl who
• 31:19
  Speaker 9: plays Joe was on Veronica Marsh playing a girl named
• 31:24
  Speaker 9: Meg who they have a different girl named Meg on Supernatural.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: They're just fucking with you now.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: They are.
• 31:29
  Speaker 9: Which I looked it up online and apparently that chick's badass.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: She is.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: Who are we talking about?
• 31:35
  Speaker 9: Alana Tall. She was Meg on Veronica Mars. Meg Manning,
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: the one who got pregnant. Apparently she was in the,
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: what was it?
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: IDF, Israeli Defense Force.
• 31:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, she's Israeli, and Hebrew is her natural language, and
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: she was born in Israel.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 9: And she was actually in the IDF.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: So she kicks major ass. That's not normally what you
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: get out of sitcoms. I have much respect for her.
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: Because she had originally tried out for the part of
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: Veronica Mars, and she was the second pick.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: She is no fun.
• 32:03
  Speaker 9: She is not, but she's still badass in her own
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: way now that I know that she was actually, you know.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: That is cool.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: She killed people. Yeah, dude.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: That is cool.
• 32:09
  Speaker 9: But she's awesome on Supernatural. And so I got through
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: the first two seasons, and I'm pretty excited. That's been my,
• 32:15
  Speaker 9: I guess, Halloween-related thing. I've been watching Supernatural at least
• 32:19
  Speaker 9: one episode a day. Sometimes I go on mini-marathons, and
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: I'll watch like five or six episodes. But that's my thing.
• 32:24
  Speaker 9: And in the month of October, I'm determined to get
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: through Supernatural. So, yeah. Other than that, I watched the
• 32:30
  Speaker 9: third season of Veronica Mars, because I'd previously watched the
• 32:32
  Speaker 9: other two, and I talked about that last time. And
• 32:35
  Speaker 9: I forgot just how fucking frustrating the series finale, and
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: how much I wanted to punch everybody after watching that,
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: because it was so goddamn annoying. Because I loved that
• 32:46
  Speaker 9: fucking show, it was one of my favorite shows of
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: all time, and they just fucking loved it.
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: What happened?
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Well, when they pulled the show out from under you,
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: there's not a whole lot you can do about it.
• 32:55
  Speaker 9: There was so much, there were so many, there was
• 32:56
  Speaker 9: still stuff that wasn't tied up, and they just fucking
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: ended it, and it was just done, and I was
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: just like, but who's gonna be the sheriff, and what
• 33:05
  Speaker 9: about Logan?
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: It wasn't aliens, was it?
• 33:08
  Speaker 9: No, it wasn't aliens.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: It was all a dream.
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: It was all a dream.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Veronica was having a dream.
• 33:14
  Speaker 9: Dude. God, I loved that show, and I was so mad.
• 33:16
  Speaker 9: Then I watched the, uh, Found online, apparently they started
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: to make a season four, maybe? They had, like, a
• 33:22
  Speaker 9: pilot or a trailer for season four, so it's, like,
• 33:25
  Speaker 9: 18 minutes of season four of her and, like, the
• 33:29
  Speaker 9: FBI or something? It's really weird.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: They just need to go the Buffy route and do, like,
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: a comic book series and finish out the next couple
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: of seasons.
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: Just make a movie. Pull a fucking Firefly and make
• 33:40
  Speaker 9: a movie and wrap that shit all up and hand
• 33:43
  Speaker 9: it to me. That'd be cool. I know.
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: Same with Carnival.
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: I know. They need to wrap that shit up. I
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: still haven't watched season two yet.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I bought them.
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: I have them. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, God,
• 33:53
  Speaker 9: I love that show. I love season one. But then
• 33:55
  Speaker 9: if I watch season two, there's no season three. I'm
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: not going to have any closure.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: You know? That's what they do.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, they keep, that's why I think they need
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: to change the way that they do seasons and TV
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: in general because it's like it doesn't, operate the way
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: it used to it's not like you get picked up
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: for a seven-year run and you know you know you're
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: gonna keep going forever like especially everybody watches stuff on
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: dvd now half the time nobody even watches it when
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: it's on tv they wait till it's done.
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: I don't have yeah i don't have i'm so add
• 34:25
  Speaker 9: when it comes to i want to watch it now.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: But you want all of it too so it's like
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: they ought to just know that and like sign somebody
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: to do like a three-season arc you know or just
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: go ahead and give them a set amount of time
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: to wrap everything up no going in i mean I
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: guess it's hard to do with ratings because then you
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: get a Playboy club and they cancel it after three episodes.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Poor Amber. Poor Amber.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: She's so damn cute.
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: But she's going to be in movies with Brad Pitt now.
• 34:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: She's going to be in movies. She's Amber Heard, for
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: God's sake. So she didn't really have to worry about it.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, you get stuff.
• 34:52
  Speaker 9: She was just the one with Johnny Depp.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: You get stuff like that.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: I think it is Johnny Depp. She was in the
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: Rum Diaries movie. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It's
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: not Brad Pitt.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: I just think because people consume TV differently than they did,
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: they're still going by the way that they set up
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: TV in the 50s. It doesn't operate like that. People
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: watch it online half the time. They watch it on
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: DVD and whole season. Nobody waits until next week. Next
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: week on, and you're.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, I can't wait!
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: It's a different landscape than it was when they came
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: up with these ideas. I think they need to just
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: totally tweak the system and just readjust the way that
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: they do TV series and give them a set amount
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: of time to just go ahead and tell their story.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Make it just like a huge movie, basically.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 35:38
  Speaker 9: I wanted to at least finish up my goddamn Veronica
• 35:40
  Speaker 9: Mars because I want her and Logan to be together, goddammit.
• 35:43
  Speaker 9: Even if he was a jackass at the beginning.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: He was awesome. He is a jackass.
• 35:46
  Speaker 9: He was, and he drove that yellow car. Now whenever
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: I see anybody driving a yellow car, I think, God,
• 35:50
  Speaker 9: that person's probably an asshole.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: But you're probably going to think that anyway, so that's okay.
• 35:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, probably.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: So is that it?
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Do you have other... We watched a movie, but we
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: don't have to talk about it.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: What movie did we watch?
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: We watched Topper Returns.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I like that movie. That's a good movie.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: It's a Halloween movie.
• 36:08
  Speaker 9: It's not really a Halloween movie. It's a horror movie.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: It's got ghosts in it.
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: It's got a ghost.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: It's got a ghost.
• 36:13
  Speaker 9: Okay, it's the third in a trilogy, and no, we
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: haven't seen the first two, so we're not really sure
• 36:17
  Speaker 9: if they tie together.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: You're pulling a Mimic 3.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Hopefully not.
• 36:20
  Speaker 9: I don't think they're really tied together. Apparently there's a
• 36:22
  Speaker 9: guy named Topper, and apparently he sees ghosts in the
• 36:24
  Speaker 9: first two, but we didn't see that, so we didn't
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: know what was going on.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Is this like the old Topper series?
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, because I didn't think they made anything else, but.
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: Well there's Topper and then there's Topper goes on vacation
• 36:35
  Speaker 9: or something and then there's Topper returns and it's It's kind.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Of like Weekend at Bernie's.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Only back in the 40s.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: It's like Topper scared stupid and Topper goes to jail.
• 36:46
  Speaker 19: That's right.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: I don't know why Topper goes to Africa.
• 36:51
  Speaker 9: Topper goes to space.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: That's the fourth one.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: They always go to space in the fourth.
• 36:55
  Speaker 9: Anyways it's these two girls one of them is supposed
• 36:57
  Speaker 9: to be an heiress so she has to go to
• 36:58
  Speaker 9: this fancy house where her fridge dad that she doesn't
• 37:00
  Speaker 9: know lives and then she goes there and Her and
• 37:03
  Speaker 9: her friends switch rooms so that girl gets killed.
• 37:06
  Speaker 12: Creepy.
• 37:07
  Speaker 9: I know, right? So it's the ghost of this girl
• 37:09
  Speaker 9: goes and haunts Topper to get him to come back
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: to that house and solve the whole mystery. And I
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: was pretty proud of myself for knowing who the girl was.
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: You were like, is that Betty White? I'm like, no,
• 37:20
  Speaker 9: it's not Betty White. She sounds like Glinda. I'll be
• 37:24
  Speaker 9: damned it was Billy Clark oh I.
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: Saw that it was on TV yeah she's been in
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: all three of them I think yeah that was on
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: TV a couple weeks ago and we couldn't figure out
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: what the fuck it was and I was.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Like it's a good movie though we were like is that.
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: Glinda the good witch and yeah it was it wasn't
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: bad I was pretty excited no it was really fun.
• 37:40
  Speaker 9: I was really sad afterwards the main girl I guess
• 37:43
  Speaker 9: the daughter the one who was supposed to be the
• 37:45
  Speaker 9: main character but she didn't really end up being the
• 37:46
  Speaker 9: main character she ended up killing herself several years later
• 37:49
  Speaker 9: and that was so sad because she was so pretty
• 37:51
  Speaker 9: I don't remember her name But she was really pretty. So, sorry,
• 37:57
  Speaker 9: dead lady.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Now she's a ghost.
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: That's funny. Yeah, it was on TV, and, like, we
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: just saw the part where he got into bed, and
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: then there was, like, a person beside him, and he
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: was like.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: Whoa, what's going on?
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: I know, and then Glenda got all maggie.
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I think I want to watch this now.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Sounds kind of fun.
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: Her being all pouty was super cute.
• 38:18
  Speaker 9: The ghost chick was pretty sassy.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she was.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Sassy ghost.
• 38:21
  Speaker 20: She was.
• 38:22
  Speaker 9: She was a sassy ghost and she was fun. But yeah,
• 38:25
  Speaker 9: it was actually really fun. It was a good movie,
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: you know.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Cool.
• 38:29
  Speaker 9: So yeah, I'll have to watch Topper and Topper goes
• 38:30
  Speaker 9: on vacation or whatever.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: Did you guys watch it on TV?
• 38:33
  Speaker 9: Yes, we did. It's like KET or something like that.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: I was flipping through channels and it was black and
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: white and I stopped and I was like, I don't
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: want to watch this.
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: One other thing, we've done some video games. We've got
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: Dead Island. That was pretty exciting.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:47
  Speaker 9: I beat the fuck out of a shit ton of zombies,
• 38:49
  Speaker 9: let me tell you that right now. Even the boyfriend
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: is a pain in the ass. Oh my god, I
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: was so goddamned. He started the game, got through all
• 38:56
  Speaker 9: the easy intro section where they teach you how to
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: do stuff. Then he fucking hands me their amount of
• 39:01
  Speaker 9: tear and leaves me in a fucking shit ton of
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: zombies by myself. I was yelling.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: There was profanities.
• 39:08
  Speaker 9: There was a shit ton of profanities. I was so mad.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: I can't imagine.
• 39:12
  Speaker 9: He let me surround him.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: You're the one who.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Walked in the gate.
• 39:15
  Speaker 9: That's where I was supposed to go. That's where my
• 39:17
  Speaker 9: mission was.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: You abandoned the mission. You could have went and found
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: some more weapons.
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he left me with two fucking broke-ass oars and
• 39:26
  Speaker 9: a rusty-ass half-broke pipe.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Good weapons.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I can only play those games for so long.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: They hurt my head.
• 39:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's convenient that they hurt your head right when
• 39:35
  Speaker 9: there's a shit ton of zombies coming.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't know that. I didn't know I was
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: supposed to go in there. I was wandering around. And
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: then later he got bit, but he pretended like he wasn't.
• 39:44
  Speaker 9: Don't you hate when that happens?
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't get bit. I don't need it.
• 39:48
  Speaker 9: Okay. Yeah, you were immune, weren't you?
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah. How were you immune?
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:53
  Speaker 9: I don't remember.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: In the video game, you're immune. I don't know. You
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: just are.
• 39:59
  Speaker 9: That's all.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, I got Fist of the North Star.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: That's cool.
• 40:03
  Speaker 9: He was so excited, dude. I don't think I've ever
• 40:06
  Speaker 9: seen him more excited about anything.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't know they came out with a Fist of
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: the North Star game for Xbox 360.
• 40:11
  Speaker 9: Other than fake Feldman, I have not seen you this excited.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: It's Kenshiro.
• 40:15
  Speaker 21: Oh.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: A lot of head exploding fun.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: You know, actually, the gameplay will probably bore a majority
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: of most people because, like, it's the same beating up
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: people over and over and over and over again.
• 40:28
  Speaker 9: How is that boring?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, some people are like, well, you know,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: it gets kind of boring. It does get repetitive.
• 40:35
  Speaker 9: And there are.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Annoying times where you have to save stupid villagers that run.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 40:40
  Speaker 9: Fuck a bunch of villagers.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: If you're trying to get saved, then why are you
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: running out in front of these people that are going
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: to kill you?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: And then go, Save me! You think they'd run away
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: from the danger? No, they run right towards the danger.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: And so now I've got to save their stupid asses.
• 40:53
  Speaker 16: You know?
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: So... But other than that, it was a good game.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: I like it. But the only reason I like it
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: is for Fist of the North Star.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: So.
• 41:01
  Speaker 11: You know?
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Had it on NES. I had it for... Um.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Sega when they brought it out. It was Last Battle.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: And I just like the anime. I just like it
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: in general. It's been around a long time.
• 41:15
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: Even the bad movie with Gary Daniels. I'm sorry, Gary Daniels.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: I still like you. You're a good actor.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: I just wish they'd put you in some better movies.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: But other than that, that's it.
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: Are we done? No. Ours is done.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ours is done. More later.
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: Well, Okay, this week I watched, um, Behind the Mask,
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: the story of Leslie Vernon. Um, I watched it yesterday, and,
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: I mean, it wasn't scary, even though it was, like,
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: in the horror genre.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: It's got Jim Carrey in it.
• 41:47
  Speaker 9: Huh?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: Yes, yes, it does.
• 41:49
  Speaker 9: Behind the Mask.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: That's the sequel. Oh, no, wait, that's Son of Man.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Son of Man.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: I wish I was making that part up, but no,
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: they made it.
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: Um, it was good. I liked it.
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: Uh, I have bought it. I said I'm not around
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: to watch it yet. I've heard good things about it.
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's pretty good. Um, I've been playing a lot
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: of Mario Kart.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Awesome.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: Which version?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: We.
• 42:14
  Speaker 9: Get a little steering wheel?
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but that sucks to use. You just use the joystick. Oh,
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: I watched the movie Secretary.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Which is awesome.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: The one with Maggie Gyllenhaal?
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: I have a weird attachment to that movie.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: No surprise.
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you should admit that.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: No, I'm fine with it. I think it's the reason
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: I'm still hanging in there with Maggie Gyllenhaal.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Everybody else is always like, ugh.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: But I'm just like, no, there's something about her.
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: I lovingly refer to her as saggy mistletoe.
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: I mean, she never wears a bra, ever.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: She doesn't need one. She's Maggie Gyllenhaal.
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: She's saggy mistletoe.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: I'll pass that along if I.
• 43:02
  Speaker 9: Never mind.
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: I don't get it. Yeah, that's pretty much it, I think.
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: I got Reefer Madness, the musical, in the mail, which
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: I've already watched, but I need to watch it again.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: It's been a while.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I need to watch it again.
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: The remake or the originals? What did you say?
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: I think there's only been one musical version.
• 43:20
  Speaker 9: Oh, okay. I haven't seen the original. It's got Kristen
• 43:23
  Speaker 9: Bell in it. I know.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: Kristen Bell is so damn ridiculous. Kristen Bell is goddamn
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: ridiculously cute.
• 43:28
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Yeah. Even though you do have to
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: put up with Nev Camel.
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: I think my week's been kind of boring and dull.
• 43:38
  Speaker 9: There's no fabulous Marlene. Are you going to tell them
• 43:40
  Speaker 9: about the haunted house?
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: I'm going to do this really creepy.
• 43:45
  Speaker 9: The molest maze?
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the rape maze.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Is this like your spooky edition of Marlena moment?
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: I guess so.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: Alright, do you need the whole intro?
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: I mean, I guess if you want it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Now it's time for a spooky Marlena moment.
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: Well, anyway, my friends... I had to be my friend
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: Jeremy's wingman. Because I'd never been a.
• 44:09
  Speaker 8: Like.
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: Wingman for a guy who wasn't straight before, so it
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: was kind of different. I didn't know what to do
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: with it, you know?
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: Changes the rules.
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: I know how girls think. I don't really know how, like,
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: gay men think, so I don't know. Kind of the same,
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: I think.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Kind of like straight guys.
• 44:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Only with men.
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm not, you know.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: But it's really easy, you know?
• 44:31
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: Guys just want to hook up, so being a gay
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: guy seems like it would make it really simple.
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: Well, this was, like.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: It's a whole lot of guys that want to hook up.
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, it takes the work out of it. In theory,
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: I can be a really good wingman, but I think
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: the guy that he was trying to get just.
• 44:47
  Speaker 9: Kind of sucked.
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: So we're just like, you can do better, Jeremy.
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: Come on.
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: But anyway, so we went to Dixie Highway, which if
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: you're not from Louisville, it's this awesome land of adult
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: bookstores and bingo halls. And flea markets?
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: But not awesome flea markets. She's throwing the word awesome
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: around in jest.
• 45:07
  Speaker 9: You're using that word, and I'm not sure you know
• 45:09
  Speaker 9: what it means.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: It's the land of dead flea markets.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: And dead hookers and dead strippers.
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, probably. Well, we kind of knew the maze was
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: going to be weird, or one of us was going
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: to get raped. We're standing in line, and one of
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: the actors comes up to us, and he's like, yo, guys,
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: it's about to get sexual. And we're like, wait, what?
• 45:35
  Speaker 9: Because that's what you wanted a lot of times.
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: And then he came up to me and he looked
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: at me and he goes, do you like chocolate? And
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: I'm just like, uh, I don't know. And, uh, yeah,
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: there were just, like, every actor made innuendos about, um.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I can't help.
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: It.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: I know, it's a knee-jerk reaction now.
• 45:59
  Speaker 13: Innuendo.
• 46:00
  Speaker 9: And urine.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Go ahead.
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah. One of the actors even said, like, you wish
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: it was my penis that just touched you. Yeah.
• 46:10
  Speaker 9: What was the other one that you said about the party?
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: We walked into this ice cream truck, and the guy
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: was like, come on in to Uncle Chester's ice cream truck.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: There's a party in your mouth, and I'm coming. And
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: it was just really like, ew, what if there are
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: children around?
• 46:25
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: I mean, it's not extremely original or funny anyway.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: No, it's not good, but at the same time, I
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: would be thinking, did I just pay to hear that?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: Did I just pay to come into.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: This horrible place?
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the maze of molestation. Really?
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah. And you know, my mom told me today that
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: my cousin works there. I'm just like, ew, what if
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: he was one of those guys?
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Probably was.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: He was the one that was like, yeah, you wish
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: that was my penis if it touched you. I don't actually. Hey,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: why the hell is it going?
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: Hey, cuz.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: Sorry about that.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: Besides you.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: Ew.
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: You had to go there.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: And you walked into it.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Later, I'll leave. I get home in about two seconds.
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: Nice.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: I don't want to talk about it anymore.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: You started this gross Marlena moment.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Now round it out.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: And then after.
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: I mean, then after that we went to a gay bar,
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: which was like way easier to deal with.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's fabulous nobody makes those kind of horrible comments
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: there they're better well there are.
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: People making all kinds of horrible comments because it was
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: like 3 in the morning.
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: That's any drunk bar my old friend loves him some
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: gay bars I love gay bars they're.
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: Awesome they are I love gay bars too I've never.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: Been to a gay bar I just don't like bars
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: me neither regardless of.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: The people there they're great they're fun everybody's cool you
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: know you don't have anybody trying to beat the shit
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: out of you or.
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: Anything like that yeah the bathroom.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Is really weird not that I'm gay but I mean
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: I've had lots of friends that are gay and we've
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: always gone to gay bars and stuff drag shows are
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: fun as hell the drag show I've seen yeah it
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: was pretty impressive.
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: This bar has square dancing every Tuesday holy shit and
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: karaoke every Wednesday.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: Karaoke's cool yeah I guess I won't get up and sing.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: It depends on how many beers I have.
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's pretty much it. Nearly being raped in a
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: corn maze.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Well, corn hole maze.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: See, now you walked right into that one.
• 48:31
  Speaker 9: That's okay.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: Alright, so does that round out the geek activities for
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: this Halloween festival?
• 48:38
  Speaker 9: I think so. It's been pretty long, so you'd say so.
• 48:41
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 48:42
  Speaker 9: I talked a long time. I'm a talker.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: All right, well, we will take a break, and I'm
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: going to go reload on Ghoul Aid.
• 48:50
  Speaker 9: Hell yeah.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: When we come back, we will discuss this week's movie.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: He's a vampire He's a vampire He's a vampire He's
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: a vampire He's a vampire.
• 49:14
  Speaker 9: He's a vampire.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Well, I was walking.
• 49:23
  Speaker 17: Down the street.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I met a guy, his name was Pete.
• 49:27
  Speaker 17: He told me that he was a nice guy. Until
• 49:32
  Speaker 17: I looked up into his butchered eyes.
• 49:34
  Speaker 18: All I could do.
• 49:36
  Speaker 9: Was break out and cry.
• 49:38
  Speaker 17: Boy, that guy sure would eat you alive.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Ha ha ha!
• 49:53
  Speaker 14: Do not pull down on.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: The safety bar, please.
• 49:57
  Speaker 14: I will lower it for you.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Popcorn freshly popped and buttered.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Look good?
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Sure, it looks good and it tastes even better.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: Get some now.
• 50:09
  Speaker 20: When was the last time you were scared out of
• 50:12
  Speaker 20: your wits by a movie Halloween, the motion picture about
• 50:18
  Speaker 20: the most terrifying night of the year. Halloween, the night
• 50:22
  Speaker 20: three teenage girls discover the real trick is to stay alive.
• 50:26
  Speaker 9: Tommy, it's me!
• 50:29
  Speaker 20: Halloween, the night he came home. From Compass International Pictures,
• 50:34
  Speaker 20: Rated R.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination?
• 50:50
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• 51:37
  Speaker 2: This is PJ Souls and you are totally listening to
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Movie Meltdown.
• 51:41
  Speaker 22: Movie Meltdown.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Beware of hitchhiking ghosts.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: It's time for Sofa Theater.
• 52:07
  Speaker 23: Wake up, sleepyhead.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: It's body time! Rock and roll will never die. At
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: least not this Halloween.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: You wrote of.
• 52:23
  Speaker 20: Raising spirits from the dead by incantations, right?
• 52:26
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: I did that by playing the record backwards.
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: You're kidding.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Sammy Kerr. He's a rock and roll nightmare.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: I am a big fan of yours. I've got all
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: your records. Shut up!
• 52:41
  Speaker 9: What have you done to your stereo? I wanted a
• 52:44
  Speaker 9: new one.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: Sammy Kerr. His fans won't let him die. He won't
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: let them live.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: You should be.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Loyal to your hero.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Make it turn on you.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Trick or treat. Looks like we better check out the
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: party party.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: You better run.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: It's a regular.
• 53:26
  Speaker 18: Fire Nowhere to hide Gonna hunt you for the night,
• 53:37
  Speaker 18: yeah You got it, I want it Pretty soon it's
• 53:42
  Speaker 18: gonna change, it's too now So keep knockin', keep.
• 53:49
  Speaker 12: Rockin' All right, we are back, and I'm reloaded on
• 54:13
  Speaker 12: Ghoul Aid.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: I think everybody's all loaded up now, so we're ready
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: to roll. Into this week's Sofa Theater. This week's Sofa
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Theater feature is Trick or Treat. As we've said, very
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: different than Ur-Treat.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Trick or Treat.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: The year is 1986. Director, Charles Martin Smith. The plot,
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: and I'll go ahead.
• 54:32
  Speaker 9: It sounds like a fake name, by the way. It
• 54:33
  Speaker 9: sounds like a.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: He's a real dude. We'll know him in a minute, but... Yeah,
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: the plot, I'll tell you now. As per usual with IMDb,
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: this is terribly put together. Sammy Kerr was a famous
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: devil-worshipping rock star who died under mysterious circumstances. Now he
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: wants to come back to life. Doing so requires possessing
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: radio wave and automobiles and making a few human sacrifices.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: That seems inaccurate.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: Are you seven? Who wrote that?
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Who wrote that?
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: So, with that, spoiler alert, because, yeah, that's the least
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: of what I'm sure we're going to ruin. So, go
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: watch the movie. Before we get into ours, it is
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: time for our one from the vaults moment with Mr.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Mark Price. Misty, you hung out with Mark for a minute.
• 55:19
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: There were some interesting moments while we were sitting there.
• 55:24
  Speaker 15: I'll say this.
• 55:25
  Speaker 9: He was very sweaty.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: He did change right before we got there, too.
• 55:31
  Speaker 9: Right after we left.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: In his defense, you remember the room we were in?
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was insane.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: That was the room that got no air conditioning, so
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: it sucks to be sitting in that room.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Which show was this at? Days of the Dead.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: Indianapolis. Remember the one that air-conditioned?
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, good God, it was fantastic.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: Fucking hot up there.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: But why was it just that one room? That one
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: room was just... Yeah.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: That was bad.
• 55:57
  Speaker 9: It was. He just seemed extra sweaty.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm sure he's thrilled by that. So, yeah, we'll
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: now go with Mark's memories of making Trick or Treat.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Never let him see you sweat.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Sweat from the fox.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: I guess getting into Trick or Treat, was that a
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: specific move on your part to do something kind of
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: very different from Irwin?
• 56:21
  Speaker 21: Honestly, it just got... And it wasn't that different. I
• 56:24
  Speaker 21: just got the audition and I wanted.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: To make a movie really bad. I worked hard at it.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: TV or.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: No, for the movie audition, you know, and I worked
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: at it really hard. I actually.
• 56:36
  Speaker 21: put a monologue from the movie on cassette tape and
• 56:39
  Speaker 21: dropped it off to the director, which is a ballsy move.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: You never know how that's going to work. It could
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: work against you. You could be like, what is this
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: fucking idiot? But in this case, he was impressed.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: He liked it. He was like, all right, let's do this.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I think I took the role away from Keanu Reeves.
• 56:50
  Speaker 21: I don't think the producers are very happy about that now,
• 56:54
  Speaker 21: but these things happen.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you going to do?
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: Oops.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Face screwed up.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: Were there any stories from the set, or what was
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: the shoot itself like?
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I was 17. I was starring in a movie.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: I was skinny. I was at a beach town with
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: my own house.
• 57:08
  Speaker 18: It was great.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I was loving life.
• 57:12
  Speaker 21: Well, I swam in the Cape Fear River, which I
• 57:15
  Speaker 21: recently found is a very dangerous thing to do.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Nobody told me that at the time. There's alligators and
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: scum and stuff, and you can die from bacteria and everything.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: They're like, you went in there?
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 57:23
  Speaker 21: I really did get in the car hanging out over
• 57:27
  Speaker 21: the drawbridge over the Cape Fear River. So that was
• 57:29
  Speaker 21: like a stunt.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I remember that pretty well. I remember they were making
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: a King Kong movie, not a.
• 57:34
  Speaker 21: Good one, but one of the lame King Kong movies
• 57:35
  Speaker 21: that came out in the 80s. They were making that
• 57:38
  Speaker 21: next door to us at the studio, and so I
• 57:40
  Speaker 21: would go hang out in the palm of Kong. They
• 57:43
  Speaker 21: had it all set up and everything, and I would
• 57:45
  Speaker 21: go talk to them and take a nap. I remember
• 57:48
  Speaker 21: one day they were looking for me, and they found
• 57:50
  Speaker 21: me sleeping in the palm of Kong.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: It should be King Kong Lives, yeah. Well, I was wondering.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: How you took the marketing over the years. They always
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: focus so heavily on the other two much lesser stars.
• 58:03
  Speaker 21: Yes, and even the original poster, I'm not on it.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: I've grown to cope. It's like other things.
• 58:10
  Speaker 21: But the latest one with Ozzy and Gene Simmons on
• 58:12
  Speaker 21: the cover bag, and I'm not even there.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's legal.
• 58:16
  Speaker 21: My contract or something states I have to be my
• 58:18
  Speaker 21: name first.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I would hope so. But am I really going to sue?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: And who would I sue? And maybe I will. No,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think. Maybe I'll consult with a lawyer.
• 58:26
  Speaker 21: Just find out if there's any potential money in there.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Probably not.
• 58:31
  Speaker 21: But I used to go make my own posters and
• 58:33
  Speaker 21: answer their question, and then put them on the video
• 58:35
  Speaker 21: boxes in the stores.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: And slowly... didn't make it that much.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Exactly what I was thinking when we saw the film
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about that to myself like oh yeah
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: yeah you drown the guy but then you're swimming in
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: the river man.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: Thank you once again to Mark for telling us his
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: memories of making Trick or Treat and now on to
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: ours actually before we even get into the movie would
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: you it's funny that both Misty and Marlena had the
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: same response when the credits came up would you like
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: to tell them why you were so excited.
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: Do you want to go Dinosaur.
• 59:10
  Speaker 13: De Laurentiis yeah it was his production studio which I
• 59:13
  Speaker 13: just saw it and went oh it's another one of
• 59:15
  Speaker 13: his I mean dude made a ton of really cheesy
• 59:17
  Speaker 13: sometimes unsuccessful movies in the late 70s up through at least.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: The 90s or so but I forget that he has
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: another relevance now go ahead shout.
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: Out De Laurentiis You know, everyone hates her except for me.
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: I love her giant lollipop head and her giant boobies
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: and her giant teeth.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: See, I noticed every girl that I mention her to
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: gets upset. Again, I'm usually talking about the quality of
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: the show that she's on because it's ridiculous how much. Again,
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: you can tell she's related to movie people because the.
• 59:50
  Speaker 9: They talk all their stuff at Target. You know who
• 59:52
  Speaker 9: she is.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: Everyday Italian. Who?
• 59:54
  Speaker 9: What?
• 59:55
  Speaker 10: Huh?
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: Who is it?
• 59:56
  Speaker 9: I saw it just by one of our ladies.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Say it.
• 59:58
  Speaker 9: I can't say her name right.
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: Giada De Laurentiis.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: She does a cooking show now.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: I have her pants. I love her pants.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: It's funny that, yeah, every.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: She's the cooking with Italian chick?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: Everyday Italian, yeah. Oh, yeah, she's cool. Yeah, see? Again,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: I don't hate her. She just seems like a normal,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: dorky person that runs a... cooking show, but she's a
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: little more tolerable than.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Most of them. She is.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: She's kind of cute. Yeah, it's funny how much it
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: pisses off every woman aside from the two of you
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: sitting here that I've ever said, oh, God, that show.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: Everybody just likes her boobs. They just, like, get mad.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 9: I'm telling you, it's all you need.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, well, duh, they're selling this program.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: What do you think they're going to highlight?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Food?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 23: Come on.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: Wasting their time.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 9: I would hang out with her. I'd eat her food. Maybe.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 9: I'm very picky.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: I'd definitely eat her food. I didn't know everybody was
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: looking at her boobs yeah see that was the thing
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: I'm never making that comment I'm sure plenty of people
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: are but to me it's always like it's funny you
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: watch that show and it looks like they spent a
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: movie budget on it like every shot is so like
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: perfectly lit and everything is set up and it's it's
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: like it's got cutaways and it does you know a
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: shot from over here across the room and it's like
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: it's set up like it's a freaking movie shoot I
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: think So did Misty, probably.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 9: I love how they made sandwiches. Cool. Unless they really
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 9: don't need to.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Eat another sandwich. But it's funny to look at, yeah,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: most of the other, even really successful shows, like the
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: Emerald guy or whatever, that looks like a freaking infomercial. Yeah,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: it does. Like, that is shot with a $ 14 budget,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: and it's funny just how much money they throw towards
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: hers just on the technical stuff.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 15: Mm-hmm.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: All right, we've gotten sidetracked. But anyway, I just thought
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: it was funny that on separate viewings, you both brought
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: that up as one of the first things. You're like, hey,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: I know that family.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 9: Yay.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: I didn't know it was a family deal. That was funny.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: Did you say something yesterday about it when we watched
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: the movie?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 9: I was just like, ooh, yeah, I read this.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, I was.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Probably stuck in ghost and ghouls land. Dude, seriously.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: I just knew it from the other direction, so I
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: was just like, Yeah, that's what he does. He makes
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: cheesy movies. So with that, I guess we can get
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: into the actual movie. So where would you like to
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: begin now?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: I'd like to begin with how the hell is he
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: the only fucking metalhead in all of New Jersey? Yeah,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: this is.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: In 1986.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: In 1986. Okay, when I was in high school, close
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: to around this time, there was a shit ton of
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: kids that weren't in metal, and this was in the
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: middle of fucking nowhere, like bumfuck Kentucky.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: You know, are you going to tell.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Me that only one kid in New Jersey listens to metal?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: Especially then. If it would have been a little earlier
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: and he was, like, on the forefront of it. But,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, this was pretty far into the 80s when
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: there was a lot of hair bands.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: And it was during the whole height of the whole,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: you know, PMRC, you know, devil worshippers, backmasking.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 11: God.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: Backmasking bullshit. What I think is interesting that they do
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: sort of touch on is the fact that in the beginning, like,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: they were still treated like dorks and made fun of. Like,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: if you fast forward a few years, then they were
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: the kids you didn't fuck with. You know, it's like, oh,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: those metal kids.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Not in my school they weren't.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 9: See, it's fun to come back around, though. They're the
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 9: ones that fuck you pick on and then they come
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 9: back and kill you.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 15: I know.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: It's funny. It's like, to me, it was that very
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: beginning when they were sort of like, oh, you guys
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: are the weirdos. And they did still get made fun
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: of like they were dorks. And it's like, it was
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: years later. They were like, oh, they're into Satan. They're
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: metal kids. Don't mess with them.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 15: So.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: This was in that early stage when you still kind
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: of probably were made fun of by the fucking Socs.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: In your school.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: Like, they weren't made... I guess they were kind of
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: made fun of, but... Most of the kids I hung
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: around with, the jocks didn't really pick on him.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: That much, you know?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: See, that's the thing. I think it got to that.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: It was the jocks were too scared of him. And
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: it was probably, yeah, I think it was probably by
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: that time. So, I mean, if this would have been
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: set a little earlier, it would have made more sense
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: that he would have been. Because that's, I mean, it
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: was one of those, and that's what I was going
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: to say getting into, like, seeing him at the show.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: You were there.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: Were you there when that guy started, like, came up
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: while we were talking and, like, told him how much?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 9: The one that gave a free autograph to right in
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 9: front of the guy who had just paid?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: No, this was like his friend that he knew, more
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: or less. But, I mean, he kind of went.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, that guy, yeah.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: I'll have to see if I can find the clip,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: because he started telling the story of how this was
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: pretty much his life. Like, he was that kid in
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: high school, and he was there, and everybody made fun
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: of him, and he was a dork.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 9: He summoned up a vengeful rock star who started killing people?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: Hell yeah!
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: Maybe they based it on him, I don't know.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 24: You may want to interview me after you're done with him,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 24: because this is a hero. Because he was 17, I
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 24: was 17... This guy inspired me that it's okay to
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 24: be different because I went to a high school with
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 24: all jocks.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: In the movie, he was me. I got picked on
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: and bullied around.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: But, yeah, he was kind of telling that story. And
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: his was probably a little earlier, too, because he looked
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: like about that age that he probably started a few
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: years before this. I think it does touch on that,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: where you do have those kids, and yeah, like you
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: were saying, later, they're the scary kids, and nobody fucks
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: with them. Everybody, like, really is kind of afraid of them.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: I think it's after this movie.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 9: It is.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: I think it's right about this time, I guess, when
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: it crossed over, and everybody was scared of them because
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: they were devil worshippers, and because, again, the numbers grew,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: and then you didn't fuck with them because they were all, like,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: wearing studded leather gloves, and they'll punch you.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: In the face, so.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: we'll stab you I stab you after a while yeah
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: I think it leveled out and those kids didn't get
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: made fun of and I think after a while that's
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: also what kind of took some kids towards that like
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: if you're sort of on the fence nerdy if you
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: go towards that maybe you've got some other scary people
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: that have your back exactly you're not as made fun
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: of anymore that's what I did yeah I think that's
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: sort of what leads kids into that.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: And it's I don't know you've got the nerds and
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: you're kind of nerdy and you're into D & D
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: you know And then the metalhead guys are kind of
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: into D & D, because that kind of brings out
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: the whole fucking dragons and wizards and fucking crazy-ass shit
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: An excuse to have a sword in your room. Yeah,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: you know, and most of those kids got along, you know?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: As far as I remember, the metalheads and the dorks
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: and kind of the nerdy kids, they all played.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: D & D, they all got along.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Like, most of the nerdy kids were really good artists,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: so they would draw stuff for them, or.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 25: you know draw my character yeah draw my character or
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 25: draw hey man can you draw this album cover for
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 25: me or some shit like that yeah and and then
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 25: it seemed like the jocks and the preps just kind
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 25: of hung to themselves.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: You know they were busy listening to i don't know
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: what did.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: You see that picture online the things that rick astley
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 8: would never do yeah that was.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 9: Awesome that voice should not come out.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: Of that man no so that's yeah i thought that
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: was kind of interesting because they do sort of get
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: that kind of right it's just a little they should
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: have done a few years earlier i.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Guess and i had to sit through that whole thing
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: like at the time my parents they went to a
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: baptist church and it was one of those i mean
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: it was during the time of of backmasking and devil
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: worshipping and your kids are listening to this satanic music
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: that's going to send them to hell and I had
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: to sneak around and buy tapes and shit like that
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: and make tapes that, you know, didn't look like evil
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: rock tapes.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: It said Rick Astley on it, but it was really Megadeth. Yeah,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: you know, stuff like that.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 9: Pictures of bunnies on it. Oh, I don't know.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: My mom getting upset I'm going to tell your dad
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: you're listening to that rock music You know It's funny
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: my parents didn't care I listened to all that shit
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: My parents They were really You're going down the wrong
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: path You know kind of thing I used to stay
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: up late night and tape metal shop And stuff like
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: that Because I mean we lived out in the middle
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: of nowhere I didn't have any money I couldn't go
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: buy music You know, so most of the music that
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: I had, I had to tape it off the radio,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: you know, and listen to it.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: I remember playing that game.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: It's funny. No kid now would even, like, it wouldn't
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: even occur to them.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: They wouldn't even understand that. You're waiting for the commercial
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: to come off.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 26: You're waiting because next they're going to play the new
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 26: cut from Metallica, and you're sitting there, and you've got
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 26: the pause button on, and then the DJ finally stops talking,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 26: you know, and then you hit the button real quick,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 26: and then you've got to cut it off before the
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 26: DJ starts again.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Or sometimes you get an annoying DJ that talks through
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: most of the beginning of the song.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: And you're like, son of a bitch, now I've got
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: to wait until he plays it again.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: Sounds like I remember playing this game.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: I kind of do a little bit.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: I used to steal tapes out of my dad's office
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: because my dad kept a lot of audio tapes.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: He used to do.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: A lot of inspirational Inspirational talking to himself, I guess.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Or he would tape certain things....
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 9: That's only cool if you're Agent Dale Cooper.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Other than that, you're not cool. Yeah, well, you know,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know what all he had on him because
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: most of the time I just didn't pay attention. If
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: the tape looked kind of cool, you know, if it
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: was a cool shiny tape.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: Like mine.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Then I would take it and, you know, you put
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: the masking tape over the holes because they were already
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: poked out, you know.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: Can't tape over this one. It's got the holes punched
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: out of it.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: I'll show you. I got some masking tape.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 9: That's foolproof.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Have you been taping over my tapes? No.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 9: Holes punched out. Hockana.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You sound just like that.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Shut up. Come on.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: Jeez.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: That's the other thing I think of the silliness of
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: the other things that come into play in this movie.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: The thing that I think they got right is he's
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: a convincing dork. And not that we didn't know that
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: from Skippy. because even he said it's like I was
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: like thinking oh you're going to a very specific different
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: way trying to get away from the Skippy image but
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: even he said he's not that different and it's like
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: he's not he's still that same dork that everybody makes
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: fun of he's still like the guy who wants the
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: girl it's not Mallory this time but he still wants
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: the girl and isn't going to get.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 9: Her what show was that on I can't even remember.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 8: Family Time Family Time yeah so I mean blasphemy Michael J.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Fox is awesome you know the only thing that I
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: can think of from from uh family ties that sticks
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: with me to this day is the skit where they
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: were doing the Mr. Sandman song and Skippy pops.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: Up and goes, yes.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Bring me a drink.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: That fucking sticks in my head forever.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: Dude, you'll never get out of my head with that
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: because that came on the radio the other day when
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: we were at Kroger. And you did the skippy part?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: And I did the skippy part and I turned to
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: my kid and I go, yes.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: And she was like, what is wrong with you guys?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: She's like, what? She's like, that's not my dad. I
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: don't know this guy. Help me. But yeah, I think
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: they do a good job of sort of capturing that.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, especially that first like 10, 15 minute little
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: intro they do. It's like, You get where this kid
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: is coming from. Like, he really is this sad, depressed
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: teenage high school kid, you know? It's like, I don't know.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: I think that, more than I expected out of this
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: type of cheesy wannabe horror kind of thing is, I
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: don't know. I think they did that relatively well, actually.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 9: I got really, I'm sorry, who are you?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: You're the only one that understands me.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, that was kind of weird, his whole little... Obsession. No,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: but that's total fucking teenage shit, though. It's true, because
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: I was doing the same thing. It just wasn't to
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: Sammy Kerr. It was me obsessing about some sort of
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: actress that I won't name names. Anyway, I was equally
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: as like.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: No, I never did that.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: Pining away for someone that I thought, oh, sure, we're
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: going to hang out together. I'm a delusional teenager. What
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: do I know, though?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: I was never like that. I never did the whole,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: he knows what I'm saying. I had a friend that
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: was like that with Fugazi. He knows what I'm going through.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: No, he doesn't know what you're going through because you're
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: not going through anything. You're just being a dork. Again,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: convincing dorks.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: What were you going to say, Misty?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 9: The part that really pissed... Well, one of the many
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 9: parts that really pissed me off was him going to
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 9: the pool. I mean, seriously, you think this is going
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 9: to end well? You think this is going to have
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 9: a happy ending?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. That's what we were thinking. Yeah, the
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: girl invites him to the pool.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: You know who's going to be there.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: I've had that happen before.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: I didn't go because I know who's going to be there.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: Even if you didn't think it was a setup, which really,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, your radar should have gone off.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: Would you go alone?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: This is a cool kid setup. I'm going to get
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: my ass beat. And then even if she wasn't, which
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: she wasn't, it's like, still, jackasses are going to be there.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 9: Why walk into a situation where you know it's going
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 9: to end badly?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: At least be one of the creepy outsider kids that
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: you are and just loiter around in the parking lot
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: and see if you can find the girl.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: Or, do like me, you carry a big fucking knife.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: So that when they come up to you and start
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: running their mouth, you pull out the knife and say,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: you take a step next to me, I'll fucking gut you.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: And then they back off from you. This all seems
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: fine to me, but.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 9: That's why I love him. I understand.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: Okay, so that brings me to my question, because I
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: sat there and went, okay, even if you were going
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: to go, even if you're going to be stupid, why
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: are you going in with a backpack on?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: For the general.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 9: Again.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: I guess. Come on, man.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: You didn't pay attention to the film?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 9: No.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: He's supposed to just go in already in his dorky
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: swimming gear, I suppose.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 7: That would have been really awesome if he just showed
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 7: up in a swimming trunk.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 9: I don't want to see him shirtless. It was just doughy.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: Marlena, do you want to go to your favorite part?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 7: I don't know what my favorite part was.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: His nipples.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 12: They were tiny.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 9: His nipples were tiny.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: He had freakishly tiny nipples.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: Where was the nipple action? In the locker room.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Gosh, that kind of sucks, man, because I
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: know there were some kids in my school that they
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: did that, too.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: Did the whole naked push him out of the shower.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Or they did this one kid. They grabbed him out
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: of the shower and The girls' locker room was on
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: the other side, and they grabbed him and threw him
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: in the girls.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: Locker room naked, and the kid got suspended for that.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: The kid got suspended, not the jocks, because the jocks
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: were on the football team.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: You can't suspend them. See, that's how it works. Again,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: I mean, that part of it, again, that first little
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: intro of how terrible his fucking life is, I'm like, yeah,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: that's a lot of kids in high school. It's like,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: you get the other happy, you know, 90210 bullshit that
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: goes on, but it's like, there are a lot of
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: kids on the other end of that spectrum that aren't
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: the freaking, we can go into the bully guy, what
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: is it, Doug Savant or however.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: Well, and it's funny, he's really the only other recognizable person,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: and immediately watching this now, like re-watching it, I was
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: just like, oh my god, how can I buy him
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: as the bully? Like, the only other thing I specifically
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: referenced with him, like immediately go to with him, he's
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: on Melrose Place. And not only was he on Melrose Place,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: but he was very... effeminate on Laura's play.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: I never saw that. The fact that he, not.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: Overtly, but I mean, that was.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: No, I mean, I never saw it.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying in general, he wasn't, he didn't
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: overplay it, really, but he was their token gay character.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: So it's like, all of a sudden, you're going to
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: make him this, like, completely douchey, like, jock guy. I
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: don't know, it seems like such a weird... I thought
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: he was a douchey jock guy. I don't even think
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: he played it bad. It's just so hard for me
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: now going backward. Because, again, I saw this years and
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: years ago and didn't know who he was. So I
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: guess he played it fine then, but now all I
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: can see is the dork from Melrose plays.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: To me, he played it fine. He seemed like a
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: jackass that I would have went to high school with.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: And Misty brought up something. She goes, are all the
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: guys 35?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: But you gotta understand it's high school for some reason
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: in high school I don't know what it was but
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: it seemed like in the 80s in high school all
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: the fucking guys looked.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: Like they were fucking old as shit yeah I mean
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: especially you dorks on the football team I'm like yeah
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: they were huge and like were way older than everybody
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: else in their 30s yeah you know and they all
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know you know steroids will do that to
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: you I guess when we were still all wimpy kids
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: it looked like we were still 6th.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: Graders you know But yeah, he was so weird. Especially
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: him and his weird locker room scenes. It was like,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: I think he really just likes skipping. This is his
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: way of dealing with it. That could be one of those,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: because a lot of those guys, you know what I'm
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: talking about. Deep-seated anger, because he's still coming to terms
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: with the fact that he's going to be on Melrose
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: Place and gay.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: But that was a weird dynamic. But he does play
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: quite the jackass in this movie.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 11: He does.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: More power to him, I guess, if you want to
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: play a jackass. He did a good job.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 15: If I'm being bullied in school, and all of a
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 15: sudden out of nowhere, I get this dead rock star
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 15: who wants to help, kills everybody that's causing me problems,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 15: I'd be like, you know what?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: Let's do this.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 9: I have a list.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: I already had a list going.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: Is that not cool?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: I had a list in school. Yeah, we all did.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: I did. I just didn't act upon it, you know.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: But I had a list. Now you would have gotten
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: kicked out of school. Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: But back then, I had a book with everything that
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: I wanted to happen to all these people. And that's
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: as far as it went, though. I mean, it was
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: just a book.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 9: I was never bullied.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: I wasn't either.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 9: But if I was, I could probably make a list.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 9: Just for fun.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 7: There are people I didn't like just because I didn't
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 7: like a lot of people. But, I mean, no one
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 7: made fun of me or, like.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: Because you were the cool kid.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 7: Not really, no.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 9: I just flew under the radar.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 7: We were definitely weird kids, but people were like, hey,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 7: you're the cool weird kids.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: See, when I went to school, there were no cool
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: weird kids. You were just weird.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: And it was bad enough that I was mixed, so
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: then I was even doubly weird because there were no Asian.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: Kids at school.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: There were no Mexican kids at school. So I got
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: lumped into the weird Asian Mexican kid at school. You know, so... Yeah.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 9: But you're not Mexican.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not Mexican.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: Well, when you're in a town full of fucking idiotic rednecks, you're, hey, Mexico,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: or hey, Chinchong Wing Wong, you know, shit like that.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: That's all you hear.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: They're so cool.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: You look more.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 7: Mexican than you do Asian. I know. I mean, if
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 7: we were to just, like, try to define your nationality.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: I've heard Italian.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: I've heard Indian. Not Indian, like, Native American.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: Like Native American, yeah.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 9: I have a Native American name.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: From what I hear. So does Lisa Kudrow. Yeah.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 9: But anyways, yes, I'm just saying.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 9: He lacked the follow through.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: Well, he freaked out.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he didn't realize the level that it was going
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: to go to.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: He just thought they were going to get hurt.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: He just wanted to get even. He just wanted to
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: get them to quit fucking with him and kind of
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: put the dorks in their place.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: I'll put them in their place. Well, that was the thing.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: They kind of took it to that level because that's
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: the thing. It's like when you shove someone in a
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: pool and put a weight on their.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Back, That's kind of murder.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, there was a pretty good chance he wouldn't
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: have gotten that off him.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 16: Yeah, no.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: If that girl hadn't have saved him, he would have drowned.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: Bullying just becomes murdering at that point.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 9: And at that point, you know what?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: Which, again, is kind of how kids are.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: The more I thought about it, I was like, no,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: they didn't really take that up a notch. Kids are
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: fucking mean. They're mean?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: That's exactly how... A lot of times they don't think about.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: It's just like those guys.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: They didn't think about him dying. There's no consequences. You're
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: a fucking kid. They're just thinking about, ah, we'll put
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: a weight in there and he won't be able to
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: get back up. Oh shit, he's dead.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: I was like, no, that's probably real. That's how kids
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: would be. But yeah, I'm fine with most of those
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: douchebags dying a horrible rock star death. I don't care. Yeah,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: same thing here. Misty and I both agreed. We were like,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: hell yeah, we would have had them all killed.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Who's next?
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: I'm fucking real.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: This is Ragman. I have a question.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Was that message yesterday meant for me?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, part of the plan.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, now we're talking.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, there's a plan.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: What is the plan? I do think it is weird
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: once you get to that point where it's already sort
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: of delusional where it's messages on the record specifically for him.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: But when you get to the moment where he starts
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: talking to the record, I'm like, this, at that point,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: I was like, you know, this could have just been, like,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: the flip side of this movie, and it's a kid
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: that fucking loses it and goes crazy and thinks he
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: hears voices and starts killing his.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: That might have made it a little bit more interesting.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: It might have been kind of more interesting. It's not me!
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: It's Sammy!
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 9: It's Sammy!
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: He's killing me!
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 7: It would have been, like, Son of Sam.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if he just, if he, yeah.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 9: Son of Sammy Kerr.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: That's kind of how that went. They were talking to me.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: I swear I heard it. They told me to kill
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: all those kids.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 7: It was that dog. That damn dog that did it.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it could have been an interesting flip side to
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: this movie as he's just randomly talking to himself in
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: his room and people start almost dying. Really, they could
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: have just killed him. I don't know why. They always
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: backed it off. It's like they could have killed several
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: of these kids. By the end, they end up.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: Well, Sammy does. They just get molested by it. Yeah.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: Back during the 80s, getting molested by ghosts scenes.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: There were a lot of them. It happens.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: What are you going to do?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that girl has an obnoxious hair, dude.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: That hair was rowdy.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: That hair was rowdy. That was very mullet-y for a girl.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: That was mullet-y.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: That was pre.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Was quite mullet-y.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: Whatever that is.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 7: Foo-foo bang?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pre that. Yeah, the fact that she had that,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: but then it was still kind of long and straight
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: in the back. I'm like, that's just mullet-y. Yeah, it
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: was very moldy.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 9: I'm not at all surprised.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: It was that kind of early 80s coming out of
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: the 70s, still kind of long hair.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: I don't really know.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: Like you said, you know, it's before the foo-foo hair,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: before the big wave, before the tons of white rain
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: used to hold up that big crunchy puff that used
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: to be in the front of all girls' heads.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: I prefer Aquanet, but that's just me.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 14: Aquanet, yeah.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: Luke.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 27: Hey, kid.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: I can't.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: Believe it.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: Well, live fast, die young, I guess.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 7: He did leave us some great songs, though, didn't he?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: He spoke to us.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: He still does.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: Dead or alive. Doesn't matter.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: Eddie, hey, hey, hey.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: Eddie. Eddie, he wasn't a god. This rock warrior bullshit.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: Nobody understands him the way that I.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 9: Do.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: Eddie, you didn't know him. He was angry.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: He was always angry, even in high school.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 5: We get to the first of our two money cameos.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: There's two that make this movie, basically. Obviously, since they
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: built it around.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 9: None of them was way more awesome.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: They built it around the marketing the entire time. But, well, actually,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, this is, and this is
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: hard for me to say, this is probably the most
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: likable Gene Simmons I've ever seen.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought that was Gene Simmons. I was going
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: to say something.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 9: Who's the DJ? Yeah, I know.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: I didn't say anything.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: I didn't say anything.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: I was like, ah, that guy seems like Gene Simmons.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 9: His name was in the title.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: I forgot by the.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 7: Time that happened that that was Gene Simmons.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: So yeah, it's one of those... He's so obnoxious, not
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: just in other roles, because he's always the villain in
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: most of his roles, but... Even in the real world,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: he's just kind of obnoxious. So in this, for a minute,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: he's almost kind of a nice guy. He's still an
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: obnoxious DJ, but, you know, most DJs, especially like corporate-run
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: radio stations, you kind of have to be obnoxious. So, yeah,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 5: that part didn't surprise me. But when he was off mic,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: he was kind of a nice guy. I was like, wow,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: I didn't even think I could see what Jim Simmons
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: was playing.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 9: I don't know, it seems like he's kind of setting
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 9: him up to me. It seems like he was like, hey.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: That's the other thing. I was wondering.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 9: Nothing bad's going to happen if you listen to it.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 9: People aren't going to die.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: When we were watching it earlier, I was kind of like,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 5: I noticed when he handed it to him, he said,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: he's in here.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: Do they make it like he actually knew that something.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Was going on?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 7: Why would you give some dumb kid a priceless record otherwise?
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: That's what I was thinking. I was like, dude, this
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: was obviously before eBay. Yeah.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: Think with the money.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: Or really, you would just make an exclusive deal with
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: some sort of company and market out your own run
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: of that record.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: That would be way before all that shit.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 5: I like the.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 9: Other cameo way better.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: Well, because the other cameo is fucking awesome. So do
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: you want to jump forward and just get to that
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: one now since we're doing the cameo?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 9: I don't know. Should we, are we, are we done
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 9: with the, uh, Gene Simmons?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: Well, that's all I was going to say is I,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: I so just no offense to him. I know there's
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: a ton of kiss people out there.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: I've, I'm not one of them. Yeah, I never got
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: into the music.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: That was the thing. As a kid, I liked the
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: theatrics of it. I liked the makeup. I liked the blood.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: I liked the firebombs. I liked all that. I just
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 5: didn't care about the music, so I didn't really get
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: that into them. But, of course, Gene is the cool one.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: You know, Gene is the demon. Gene has got the
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: awesome fucking snake boots.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 9: What, you mean Paul Stanley's not awesome?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: Nobody wants to be Paul Stanley.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: Nobody wants to be Paul. Well, the only thing worse
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: than that is being Peter Criss.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: He's a cat man. At least Ace was kind of cool.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: There was always some Dorky kid in my neighborhood that
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: had the Peter Criss makeup on. What a dork. He's
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: the cat boy.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: At least Paul was scoring. Nobody wanted to hook up
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: with the cat guy. So, but yeah, it's like even then,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: it's like, I.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: Don't know.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: Gene was the cool one. You know, Gene, those fucking
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: snake boots are awesome. I would still wear those right now. But,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, everything about him then was cool. It was
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: years later when, you know, they lost the makeup and
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: I started seeing him on TV and I was like,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 5: this guy seems like such a douchebag. Like, I just
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: genuinely don't like him in the real world. He just
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: is so full of himself and so obnoxious and. Ugh,
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: him finally realizing he's getting to be 100 and getting
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: married lately is really creepy. I thought they were.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 9: Never going to get married.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 7: Did they actually get married?
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 9: I think so.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: They're going to or did.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: I don't remember.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: I think they did already.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 7: I mean, they've, like, been together for, like, three years.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: They've been together forever. But even now, he's kind of, like,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: saying he's still not going to. It's still going to
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: be open, I think, is something they hinted towards on
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: his end. I'm sure she didn't get to do it anyway.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 7: How do you, like, still bang other dudes and then
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 7: decide that you want to have babies with Winston? specific
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 7: guy how do you know like how do you know
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 7: i mean his kids look.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: Like i think he's more worried about banging tons of
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 5: chicks and.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 19: No she definitely bangs other dudes though i know she
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 19: used to i don't know now they're just acting like
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 19: it's all about him and who's he married to again
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 19: shannon tween oh yeah queen of late night soft core
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 19: skin of max skin of max.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: So, yeah. I mean, to this day, he kind of
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: creeps me out. So, no offense to him. He's even
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: had some decent performances in movies, but just as a person.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 7: God, wouldn't it suck to be their kids and just think, like,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 7: my mom and my dad are gross.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 12: Like, they would.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: More so than most kids, yeah. You would really have
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: to say that.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 7: They probably had sex with every other person in the neighborhood. Like,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 7: that's gross.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: More than likely, yeah. Although, if you're brought up like that,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: it may not seem gross to you. You may be like, well,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 5: I'm going to score with that one. It's all relative.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 15: I guess.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 5: When you've got a dad that's like, all right, son,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: how many girls are you going to screw this year?
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: Here's a list.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: I've gone through your yearbook.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've already tested out a couple of them.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: This one and this one, go ahead and skip them.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: All right, so skip ahead to your other cameo, Misty.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 9: See, usually I'm not a super big fan of Ozzy
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 9: because he is an absolute retard. Half the time I
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 9: can't understand a goddamn thing that's coming out of his mouth.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 9: But this was just entertaining.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 5: Yes, it was.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 9: He was so, it was more like unrecognizable because his
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 9: hair was all back and he was all.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: And he had a shirt on to cover up all
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: the tattoos.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 9: And it was just, it was funny. It was entertaining
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 9: to me. And he was just like, aw, Ozzy cleaned up.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 5: I think my favorite part is the fact that he,
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: even then, I mean, this is pre-totally messed up. He's
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: always been messed up since he's been doing drugs, I'm sure.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: But it was funny that even then you can see
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 5: he's kind of like, struggling for the lines yeah and
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: half of them he's reading off a piece of paper
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: but the ones before that he's like and they he's
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: just sort of like you can see him sort of
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: thinking what am i supposed to say now what the
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: hell was i talking about sharon save me my.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 9: Line but i was entertained i can't help it i
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 9: don't know.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: That one is really funny i have to say but
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: as i brought up with mark it's it's kind of
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: that same thing of They have marketed on those, too.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, you've seen the cover for this, right?
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 9: That's all that's on the cover, isn't it, then?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 5: Well, even then, that's what he said. Even the original
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: run has a big shot of Sammy, you know, the
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: rock star guy from the movie, is the main poster shot.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: I was like, you are the star of the movie.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: You got shafted since day one on the marketing. It's
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 5: like they never put him even on the package, usually.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 9: I would say why, but if he listens, he probably
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 9: hurt his feelings.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's not, you know, cool rock star guy.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: I understand their marketing, but it's just funny that, I mean...
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: Who's the Sammy guy? Does he have an actual band?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: Was he an actual singer?
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 9: He was a solid gold dancer.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: He was very.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 9: He was in the Thriller video. He was one of
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 9: the zombies.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: Well, I put his dancing and stage theatrics right up
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: there with the... The saxophone player from Boss Voice. Boss Voice,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: like with the hip and the pelvic gyrations.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was, to me, his, and we're jumping way
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: up forward, but yeah, his performance was way more about
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: the spinning and jumping and not so much about the
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 5: lip sync.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was so obvious.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 5: He was spinning, man.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: He didn't spin.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: He did not look like he was singing that song
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 9: That one spin he did off the stage.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: Off the stage, yeah. He did a triple axel, stuck
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: that shit.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 9: Crazy.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 5: Stuck it. He is in a chorus line. Let's keep
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 5: that in mind, I suppose.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: And dead now.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 9: He makes crazy face a lot, though. Like, impressive crazy face.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what I mean.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: He pulls off the scary rock star-like guy beforehand. The
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: only thing that doesn't hold up is his stage performance. Like,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: He doesn't seem like a metal guy. He seems like
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: he's just busy spinning and dancing. He seems more like
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: a glam rock guy. Yeah, he's definitely more of a
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 5: glam rock kind of thing. But up until then, he
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 5: plays the scary, creepy, spooky, whatever the hell the spirit.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 19: He does this a lot.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 10: Are you ready?
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 9: He does do.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: That a lot. I don't know what to tell you
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: guys listening. Misty's doing a face. It's pretty accurate, I'll
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: give her that. It's kind of like the Benicio Del
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: Toro poop face.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 9: But the wrong direction.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's going up instead of down. So yeah, Tony
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 5: Fields is his name. He does play the scary demon
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: dead rock star guy.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: He did die.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 9: How did he die? Too many spins?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 7: He spun himself off stage and died.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 9: He spun too fast.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 7: He got impaled by the neck of a bass guitar
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 7: or something.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, here we go. Tony Field, a dancer on Solid
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: Gold from 79 to 84. Solid Gold dancer. Also danced
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: in Lionel Richie's Running with the Night. Michael Jackson's Beat It.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 5: Let's see. He was also in a chorus line, Captain EO,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: and of course, Trick or Treat.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: Sadly... What?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 9: I thought it was a thriller video. I thought it
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 9: was a zombie.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 5: No, you just beat it. Beat it on here. Again,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 5: this is on the internet. They would never put anything
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 5: wrong on the internet.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 9: Internet movie database. They told me it was a thriller.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 5: He was in a Michael Jackson video. Who cares? One
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: of them there, Michael Jackson.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 9: I bet Fake Feldman would know.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: Fake Feldman can tell you. He knows his entire history.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 7: Hey, can we get Fake Feldman on the show?
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: We probably could.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 5: You test him out and see if we want him
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: on the show.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: We might be able to. Actually, from what I heard,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: he is an encyclopedia of music. Interesting.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 5: Because I was at Kroger one time following him around.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: Not at least, not at all being stalkery.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 7: Creepy.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: And he was talking to this other guy about KISS.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: And he seemed to be fairly knowledgeable about KISS.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 9: Okay, back to.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: Now, just to end it here, it says, Tony died
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 5: from an AIDS-related cancer in 1995. He was only 36
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 5: years old.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: Aw, man. What's up with us?
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 9: AIDS-related cancer. Beans.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: Beans.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 9: Mixing together all kinds of shit.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 5: AIDS just breaks down your immunity system, and then you
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: get cancer, so.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know that we have immunity to cancer, do we?
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 5: I don't think so. No, we don't. But you usually die.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 5: It's usually like pneumonia or something. It's usually something else
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 5: that takes you out. AIDS just, like, sets you up.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: Thanks, AIDS. Sets you up for the fall. So, yeah.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: That sucks, though.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 9: 36.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: So, while we're doing cameos, which we did earlier, but
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: let's get to probably the most impressive one for me,
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: because everybody knows about the other two. They're all over
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 5: the packaging. But nobody told me Large Marge was in this.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: The old lady on the news at the beginning that's
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 5: doing the whole, this is a sad day, when she's
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 5: talking about the after Ozzy does.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize it was Large Marge. No, the old lady.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: The only old lady that was talking on the news.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: The one that he reaches in and kills. That's pretty funny.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 9: I was thinking about the other news reporter.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: No, that's Large Marge. That was awesome.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: When she started talking, I was like, wow, that is her.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: Who's Large Marge?
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 7: From Pee-wee.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 5: You've never seen Pee-wee's Big Adventure?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but she's a truck driver.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: Large Marge, isn't she?
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: Large Marge.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 7: Why isn't that my nickname?
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 5: Because your name's not Marge.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: You're not Marge? You're not Marge?
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 5: You're not driving a truck?
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 9: Reasons, actually.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 7: I wanted to be my nickname anyway. Could it be
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 7: my nickname now?
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 11: Do you want it?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, well.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 10: Yes, I do.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 5: You heard it.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: Large.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 11: Marge.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 5: Marla.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 9: Margelena.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: Marlainer. Largelena?
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go. Largelena. Are you sure you want
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 5: that nickname? Oh, God.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: Skippy's character has quite a record collection.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, quite a few.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 7: He had a pretty sweet stereo. Even his mom couldn't
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 7: figure out how to fucking.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 9: Turn it off.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 5: I was just thinking that.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 9: Press the off button! Slap it! Ha! Ha! Ha! Press
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 9: the fucking off button!
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 5: It's a slap and it's supposed to turn it off?
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: Well, it's one of those kinds of stereos, you know.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure in the 70s they had stereos and
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 5: you probably turned one on and off before.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: What the hell?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 5: Why now is your brain shut down?
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 7: It's like there's clearly off buttons right there, and she's
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 7: pressing everything but the off buttons.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 9: It's like taking the equalizer.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 5: At least turning down the equalizers. At least the levels
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: would make it lower. That made more sense. But the
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 5: first time was.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 2: Just, slap, slap. What is she doing?
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 7: Being an idiot.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: Just flailing at it.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 9: Bitch fight with her record player.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: Take that, record player.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: How dare you. Oh, but yeah, we can get the
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: songs in the key of death. Is that not a
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 5: great name for your album?
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 7: Is that what it was called?
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 5: That was the last and final Sammy Kerr album.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 7: I love that. Can I steal that?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 5: Large Marge can record that.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 7: Maybe that can be the album for my Mack Lads
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 7: cover band, The Slag Hags.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: Or my friend's band at work, Cunt Fist.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 5: People are going to have problems putting those tour posters up.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 9: What was Thundercont?
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 5: Thundercont.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 7: Awesome.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 5: Why isn't that?
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: Maybe it is.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 7: My DJ name is DJ Thundernuckle.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: Awesome.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 7: I think I've mentioned that many times. Or I can't
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 7: decide between DJ Thundernuckle or DJ Heavy Flow.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 9: I was DJ Heinous Bitch. No, MC Heinous Bitch.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 11: Sorry.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: And Grandmaster B, what do you want?
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 5: I don't remember. A hardcore rapper for the streets. I
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: don't remember my name.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 9: Most days.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: I don't remember my name most days.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 5: Well, I've got it written on the inside of my shirt.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 7: Most days. That could be your DJ name. For lack
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 7: of a better DJ name.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 5: DJ Alzheimer's. What?
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: Say my name. Because I don't know what it is, guys.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 9: Come on.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, do you want to go ahead and skip forward
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 5: to the green mist make-out session?
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 9: The green... Yeah. She got molested by a slimer.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 5: I hate to tell you, that doesn't really work in
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 5: audio form.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 9: I'm going to have to get visuals just for me
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 9: and Marlena. Me doing that face and her doing whatever
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 9: the fuck she's doing.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: If you want to buy the equipment... and be in
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 5: charge of editing.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: Because it's a nightmare just doing audio.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 9: Just do like clips on the cell phone and update
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 9: it to YouTube.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to do YouTube videos. We don't have any visuals,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 5: so if somebody will shoot them, I will work them
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 5: in there.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 7: It's not that funny. I have a shirt with a
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 7: bow on the front of it, and I have my
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 7: hands through the bow, and I'm.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 9: Doing T-Rex arms.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 7: I'm doing T-Rex arms. That's totally normal, right?
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 9: That totally ties into the movie.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 5: While we were bringing up the slime, the misty ghost.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 7: Green thing, that was my impression.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: Of that thing that came out.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the monster that tried to rape her. The rape monster.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 5: Everybody keeps saying she got molested and whatnot. She seemed
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: pretty into it.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 7: But it melted her ears off afterwards.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 5: There's a price to pay for any good sex.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 9: It was uncomfortable.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 7: Maybe like a butt cramp or something.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 5: Depends on how you go about it.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: But alright, you never know.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. To me, she seemed pretty damn
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 5: into it from like the first second until a monster
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 5: showed up. So that might be the silliest moment in
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 5: this movie is the monster. Well, they had to show
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 5: some titties somehow. I mean, they had the swim pool.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 5: That wasn't very impressive.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: There are swim pool boobies?
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just a very, very, very brief second. There are
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 5: swim boobies.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 7: I just, I don't automatically focus to, like, boobies, so.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: Well, it's an 80s movie, so. So, you're like, when
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: you watch an 80s movie, and it's a teen movie,
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: you wait for the boobies. Because that's all it was
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: in the 80s. It was like, where are the boobies?
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but then you got the mullet girl and was like, ugh,
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 5: I don't want to see those. Can't we get somebody better?
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 9: There was nobody better in the movie.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: The main girl was okay.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think the main girl was pretty cute.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: But she wasn't going to show her boobies. They had
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: to find somebody that would.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 5: We got her in a bra.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: That was pretty close.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that was the one that did it.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, lots of people got raped in this movie. She
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 7: almost got raped.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that didn't surprise me, though, because that guy seemed
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 5: like a douchebag.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a douchebag. That was right up his alley.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 7: A date rapist.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 5: He's a date rapist, if ever I saw him. Who
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 5: else almost got raped?
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 7: The girl that got raped by Ghostmist.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: She didn't almost. She did.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know what happened to her, but it wasn't good.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: It melted her ears, and.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 5: It shook the car around pretty good, whatever was going
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 5: on in there.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 7: Probably put it in her butt without any lubrication or warning.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: You're really obsessed with that today, aren't you?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 7: When I said butt cramp, I wasn't meaning, like, a
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 7: butt cramp. I mean, like, you know, sometimes, like, The
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 7: back of your leg will get a cramp. Like your sciatic.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 9: I got a cramp.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: I got a cramp.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 16: Hold on.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 9: He's not talking.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 7: I don't mean like a butt.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: A sphincter cramp.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 7: I don't mean a sphincter cramp. I mean like a
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 7: butt muscle cramp.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 12: God, you people.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 7: Your minds in the gutters.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to tell a butt cramp story.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you went there.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 7: It's a regular butt cramp. Not that kind of butt cramp.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 7: And how do you get a cramp there anyway? I
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 7: don't even think that's possible. Maybe like a micro tear
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 7: or something.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 9: And yet you keep digging your hole even farther with your.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 5: I'm just kind of leaving it alone now. It's going
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 5: its own crazy place.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 7: I'm walking away.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 5: I'm walking away.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 9: With your butt cramping.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 5: Walking away. Walking away kind of funny. You're going to
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 5: live in a circle.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 9: Maybe.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, Lord.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, people in this movie just could not die fast enough. Yeah.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: I'm sad that Skippy saved that guy from the... The
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 5: drill machine?
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: The lathe.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 5: Because I would have just been like, you know what, fucker?
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 5: You're gonna die.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 9: I'd be like, dude. There's no way they can prove
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 9: this is related to me in any way.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 5: His friend was watching. I was thinking that, and then
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 5: I was like, well, now he's got a witness saying
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 5: he didn't turn it off. But to me, I'm like,
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 5: fuck that guy.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 5: I think after that guy died, then Sammy Ghost would
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 5: have killed that guy, too. That's fine with me, too. So, yeah,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 5: I would have been like, well, fuck that guy.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: Especially when you save his life, he gets up and goes,
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: this ain't over.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, he just saved your life.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: You fucking kill a guy, and then you look at
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: his friend, and you go, mind powers. That will melt
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: your brain. Did you say anything.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 9: To anybody else? We'll send a green ghost to rape
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 9: your ass and melt your fucking ears.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 5: It probably would have worked because that guy was a
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 5: friend of Sparks.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: That was the only thing keeping him from.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 9: His friend is gonna die taking that big piece of
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 9: metal in the head.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 5: And he's just like, Sparks, oh god, I might mess
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 5: up my sweater.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 9: All that fucking hairspray is fucking flat.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 5: That's true, it just ignited it. I was just like, wow, really?
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 5: I thought at least it was going to something fall
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 5: down and block it. That's what preppy guy gets for
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 5: wearing a skinny tie. It gets sucked in the leg.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 9: The only person that I can tolerate wearing a skinny
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 9: tie is Joel McHale. Anybody other than that can go
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 9: fuck themselves.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 5: Well, that's the other thing I was thinking.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, now.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 5: This is the popular jock guy. He's the one that's
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: wearing a tie to school at a public school. I
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: was like, that's the kid that gets his ass kicked.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: He's a rich kid.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 5: Even then, the other preppy clothes he was wearing before
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 5: made sense. But I was like, did they have to
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 5: wear ties on their trash cleanup or whatever detention they got?
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: They were both wearing ties. I was like, you guys
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 5: need to get your ass kicked in this school. I'm sorry.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 5: You do not have to wear ties. Somebody needs to
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 5: beat you down.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 7: If I were a dude, I'd be the one to
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 7: wear a bow tie every.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 9: Day just for fun.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: You would wear them now. What are you talking about?
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 5: I've seen you in a bow tie.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: Skinny ties?
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 5: Skinny ties are cool.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 5: No, they're not. They were in 1986. Yeah. I know.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 5: I was wearing one. In bolos.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: None of that shit's cool.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 5: Not a bolo.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 2: I was wearing a skinny tie, though.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 5: I had a skinny tie. But because I had to,
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 5: damn it.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: I was just black.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 5: You look like a mad leather.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: That makes it cool.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 9: You're one sexy beast.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 5: You don't know. Like the one in the car? No.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: I'm just not as green. That thing was pretty sexy, though.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: Come on now. Or slimy.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 5: You saw the way he put that moves on her.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, she was totally into it.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: That's just weird. I was saying, music make your clothes
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: come off.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm. What else was I saying? What the fuck about this? Like.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 16: Oh.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 7: So the can of Pepsi spilled, and then the guy
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 7: suddenly came back to life. So Pepsi brings dead rock
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 7: stars back from the dead. So we can go to, like,
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 7: Jimi Hendrix's grave and pour Pepsi on his grave, and
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 7: he's going to rise from the dead. Or, like, Kurt
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 7: Cobain or something.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 5: That's the one thing they haven't been sitting on the
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 5: Morrison grave. If they just would have sat a Pepsi there,
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 5: he'd be back rocking out right now. See, that doesn't
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 5: work now because they put high fructose corn. That's what
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 5: it is.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: This was old.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: This was 80s sugar.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: Throwback.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 5: That 80s sugar brought him back.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 5: This demon.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: Brought to you by Pepsi.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 7: It's kind of like that dead milkman song about where
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 7: he eats everything except he cares about nutrition.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: I love that song.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 5: I think of all the douchebags and horrible people, Roger's okay.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 9: Which is weird, because nobody named Roger ever does anything good.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 5: Well, on this show we can say that, but.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 2: What is the.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 9: Name of Roger?
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: That's what she wrote.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 9: I'm like, that's the most unbelievable part of the whole
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 9: damn movie. Ain't no Roger ever done anything that damn
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 9: good in life, or that damn useful.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 5: It's been a while since we've made Roger jokes on
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 5: the show.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: I guess we had to get him in there.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 9: I know, since I made him cry like a bitch before,
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 9: and he complained that I was too damn mean.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 7: You made Roger cry?
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 9: Not literally.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 5: But within the context of the movie, his friend Jimmy,
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 5: we'll call him, again, he was actually not a bad
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 5: friend as movies.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he broke into a car for his brother
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: to steal a tape.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 9: It wasn't even long. He didn't have to break in.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 9: He didn't have to reach in.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: He wouldn't go into the.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 5: And I was like, dude, that's not how you break
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 5: into one of those cars with a hanger.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: It's like you're going through the window.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 5: This is an 80s car. Look at the giant... A
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 5: very obvious lock right there. Oh, and by the way,
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 5: it's unlocked. That whole scene was weird. I'm like, what
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 5: are you doing? And it's unlocked.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 9: I think that guy did have some of the better
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 9: lines in the movie, but right now I can't remember what.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: Any of them were.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 5: That guy's about a quart low. That was the thing.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's still, like, that's why I was sort of, like,
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 5: minorly realistic, because he did kind of make fun of him.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 5: He calls him a pinhead. He makes fun of the
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 5: fact that he's playing records backwards. I mean, he still
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 5: makes fun of him like a friend's going to, but
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 5: at the same time, he's like, you know, hey, man,
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 5: if you need, you know, I know you're going through
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 5: a lot of shit. I'm here if you need to
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 5: talk to me. He goes and gets the tape for him. Like,
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 5: at every turn, he's kind of there helping him out.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: But then he fucks it up.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 7: Well, I mean, if he kind of thinks his friend
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 7: is crazy, I would have done the same thing.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 7: Because you'd be like, what the hell's on this tape?
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 5: Well, he's just curious, too.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 5: Because his friend, because he asked him, what's on the tape?
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 11: And he's like, oh, man, you would.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: He said, it's awesome.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 5: You know, I mean, yeah, he really, granted, he thought
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 5: it was destroyed already, but he billed it as, like,
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 5: the coolest thing ever.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: Like, who wouldn't have hit play at that point? Just
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: completely unbelievable stuff.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, well.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 9: I guess I'm just a better friend than that. I
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 9: would not listen to it.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 5: You would destroy it without any questions.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 5: What if we said it was loaded with cool sounds
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 5: of kitties?
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 9: And get that on the internet.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, really.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 9: I don't need your.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 15: Tapes, King.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 5: This was pre-internet damage.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 2: I can't see.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 9: Kitties on a fucking cassette.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 5: What if it was loaded with pictures of kitties and
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 5: you didn't have an internet because it was 1986? And
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 5: you had to load it on your Tandy.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 7: What's a Tandy?
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 9: It's a computer.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: Tandy. Computer.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 5: Back when I used to put computer stuff on tapes.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: Ah, yep, cassette tapes. Cassette tapes.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 5: I had Star Wars on cassette tape. I had Snack Man,
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 5: which was a good one. knock off of Pac-Man and
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 5: it was awesome actually you could go inside their little house.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: It was awesome actually the one that I had probably
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: wasn't Star Wars it was probably something else something like
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: that it was just an X and it was fighting
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: H's that were turned sideways which were supposed to be
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: time fighters ah the classics yeah Little lines shooting out.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 5: I had quite a few of those.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 5: I do like when he kills Large Marge in Roger's
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 5: living room and then they switch to him vacuuming up
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 5: the dead body.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 9: That was awesome.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: That was funny. I'm sorry.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 5: Like, there's times when this movie realizes how ridiculous it
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 5: is and it goes with it.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: It's like, okay, this movie's funny.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 5: Dude, he's just grinding that old granny right into the carpet.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: She ain't coming up.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 9: That was my favorite part of the entire fucking movie
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 9: right there.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 5: That was awesome.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 7: I didn't realize that.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 9: From the time that he yanks her through the television
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 9: and her burned up, falling apart.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we laughed.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 9: And then the next scene, when he's fucking vacuuming her ass,
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 9: I'm just like, oh my god, that's genius.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 5: That was funny, I'm sorry.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: We had just emptied out the vacuum cleaner earlier that day.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: We did.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 9: Good times.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, when the douchebag jock guy was always yelling his name,
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 5: was it just me or did it sound.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 2: Did you even know what he was saying?
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 9: No, I didn't. The wine barns?
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, especially when he's outside his house.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 5: I swear, I was like, just say white power that's
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 5: what he said you hear him out in the yard
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 5: what was his name uh it's um yeah it's uh
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 5: weinbauer weinbauer yeah it did say white power okay he
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 5: seems like a hate monger but i mean i didn't
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 5: really know it was.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: A nazi it's like what kind of movie is this
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: he's calling upon his power the power of white douchebag
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: jocks another kid's got metal power you gotta have white power.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 19: Oh i just thought that was funny i was like
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 19: what did he just say i could never.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 7: Understand what the record was saying i was it was
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 7: always like.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 5: More more more yeah every once in a while you
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 5: get Okay, 6'6, I heard that one. Kill him? Okay, yeah.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 5: 90% of it, I was like... I heard him say Leslie.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 7: That was, like, the only thing I understood, I think.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 5: Every once in a while, you get, like, one word
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 5: out of, like, ten. So, I do like that this
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 5: movie finally addresses the question that we've all wondered. If
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 5: you have a demon-encrusted record, and you transfer it onto tape,
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 5: does it also transfer the demon? And the answer is yes!
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 9: Apparently it does.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 5: You can dub yourself a demon.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 5: And toilets hurt him. And, yeah, you can set a
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 5: toilet trap. If you flush it, they can't escape for
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 5: a minute or so. Just long enough to go outside
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 5: and not get done what you were trying to do.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 7: How did he get his hand in the toilet in
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 7: the first place?
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 9: He slipped or something.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: No, he threw the hamper at him.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 5: That's right, he did. Because I remember he picked it
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 5: up and was like, what is, is that a hamper?
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 5: I was like, you're not going to hurt him with
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 5: an empty hamper.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 9: Probably not.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 5: Why would your.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 7: Hand slip and go into the toilet, though?
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 2: Because it was open.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 9: Who leaves? Yeah, put the lid down, damn it, Skippy. Actually,
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 9: in his defense, it did work out in his defense.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 5: This time it paid off, but normally.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 9: Don't be thinking you can leave the toilet seat up.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 9: There ain't going to be no demons up in here.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 2: Normally it gets you in trouble.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 5: You know me, I put the seat down constantly. I'm
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 5: a seat down Nazi.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 7: I may not put the lid down, I'm sorry.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 2: You did not put it down.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 7: Oh, son of a bitch. I almost always... Well, actually,
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 7: I don't put the lid down at home. I flush
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 7: the toilet. That's good.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 9: Well, your other theory is why the ghost that's stuck
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 9: in the toilet was because there was really rancid pee
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 9: in there.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why. He got stuck. He's like, ah!
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 5: Because it was kind of yellowish water.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: It was kind of gross.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 5: It was kind of gross. It's the nasty urine.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 9: Oh, God. Oh, Lord.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, we've gone into the stage performance by the end.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 5: That's just, well, I like that it all of a
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 5: sudden goes to music video rules. Like, the guitar flying
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 5: in the stage is awesome, but I'm pretty sure if
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 5: you catch it and strum the strings, it's not going
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 5: to make that noise, because guess what? It's not plugged in.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 5: In a music video, that works.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 9: It's all magical.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 2: That's another thing, too, is like, you've got a whole
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 2: school of kids that hate that style of music but
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: yet when he gets up on stage everybody's like yeah
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 2: and you're like wait a minute you all hate this
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 2: shit it's the best Sammy Carey ever that we normally
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: hate yeah but he's okay now.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 9: We died everybody's always better once they.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 5: Die that's true they wipe the slate clean and you're
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 5: like a fucking hero yeah you're the god to be
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 5: warned you're a saint at that point once you die
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 5: it's all good I can't wait then you get shot
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 5: with a guitar laser.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it does become like music video rules.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 5: Like what music video you're not like, man, I wish
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 5: this gun could fire bombs out of it and kill
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 5: people in the audience.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 9: Didn't you say even Spongebob seemed to rip that off?
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Spongebob ripped that off in the movie
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 2: because remember he.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 5: That metal one is awesome when he does the whole performance.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, that is awesome. Oh, it's great. It's great.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 5: It's worth it. Go find it.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 9: SpongeBob makes you stupid, so I can't watch it.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 5: It very well might, but we're a country that loves SpongeBob,
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 5: so what does that say?
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 7: Was there, like, a study done on that at all?
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, there was.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 9: The fact that kids that watch SpongeBob end up being
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 9: dumber in general than kids that.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 7: Didn't watch SpongeBob. I mean, SpongeBob has only been around for, like,
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 7: ten years. How would they know?
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 9: Kids have gotten dumber in.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 5: The past ten years.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 9: Something about the pace of it. It's so fast-paced that,
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 9: I don't know, it just messes with your head. Weird.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 5: And I'm pretty sure if you drove off that bridge,
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 5: he'd probably die. Not to bring logic into a fictional movie, but.
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 9: I questioned the logic of many things in this movie.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 5: Earlier he put on the seatbelt.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I was like, yeah. He killed the guy
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: in the river, but now he's in the river, and
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: now he's probably going to get hepatitis.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 5: As he mentioned, yeah, that river was nasty, so it's
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 5: a shame you had to go in the river, because.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was just, they should have found a lower bridge,
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 5: because a low bridge, you might survive, but that was
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 5: a pretty good distance that car fell off of. It's like,
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure the impact just into the water probably
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 5: just killed you.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 9: That's the thing you're going to question the logic of?
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that one. Not the talking to a record or
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 5: bringing rock stars back from the dead. That's all fine.
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 9: Or Skippy scoring a somewhat hot chick.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 5: That's questionable, too. But, yeah, that's where I had a problem.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 5: I was like, no, I'm not so sure about this
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 5: bridge fall. I'm not so sure. I'll also question the songs,
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 5: because sometimes they're a little too.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 9: On the nose.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 5: When you're tearing down the walls and you're tearing posters
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 5: off your walls. Or the song where he's fighting back
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 5: with the bullies. The song was Get Tough. I was like,
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 9: How did they spell tough?
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 5: T-U-F-F?
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 2: Because it would be awesome.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 5: Because you like the fabulous Thunderbirds?
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I just thought some of those, I
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 5: was like, there's going to be cheesy music in this
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 5: kind of movie, but wow. I was like, those are
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 5: just a little too on the news. Did they write
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 5: them specifically for those scenes? Watch this scene and write
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 5: a song about it.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 2: Let it down the hall.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 5: Pull a chair out and make it trip over it.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I heard online that they originally wanted to cast
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 9: Gene Simmons as the Sammy Kerr character, and he said no. Yeah.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 9: He finally decided that the most he would do would
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 9: be the cameo.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 5: But it is funny that, like, it's not even like
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 5: the Ozzy one was pretty minimal but even the Gene
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 5: Simmons who had you know a real role and was
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 5: talking to you know the actor and was sort of
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 5: in one scene like it's not even like I mean
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 5: they go back to the radio station they could have
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 5: worked him back in obviously it was like nope I'm
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 5: coming in for an afternoon you better get everything you
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 5: get with me I got one scene and I'm out
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 5: of there I thought.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 2: It just occurred to me what would have happened if
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 2: Keanu Reeves had gotten this role And Keanu Reeves would
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 2: be where Skippy's at, and Skippy would be where.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 5: Keanu Reeves would be at. Interesting.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: It would be a very weird alternate universe.
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 5: It would.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 9: No, not with Skippy's looks. I'm sorry.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 2: Skippy in the Matrix?
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 5: Think about that.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 7: I thought Roger would be pretty cute if he wasn't
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 7: so nerdy looking.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 9: Hmm.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It's an interesting alternate universe.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: I'll give you that.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 7: So the same guy that directed this directed Dolphin Tale?
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: That's the other thing I was going to go into.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 2: He also had a cameo in this film.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 5: He's the teacher with the Groucho nose.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he was the old principal, actually.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 7: Charles Martin Smith.
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's actually Terry the Toad from American Graffiti. If
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 5: you see him, he's an actor.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 2: He's the Toad? He's the Toad.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 5: He's in The Untouchables. You can see the poster. He's
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 5: that fourth guy. He's not the other three that are
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 5: pretty big actors. He's that other guy. He's the Bulls
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 5: in The Untouchables. He's done like a hundred movies. You
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 5: know him when you see him. He's in all kinds
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 5: of stuff. But yeah, this was his first directing job.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 5: And truthfully, the directing isn't bad. I was watching it today,
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 5: and I was just like, it's pretty competent to be,
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 5: at first time out, like just watching the basic version
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 5: that it's pieced together and what they did with it
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 5: it actually looks pretty good you know I didn't think
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 5: it was a bad movie it was just.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 2: I mean it's silly 80s stuff it's silly but you
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 2: know what 80s stuff you look at it I think
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 2: of things that I thought were I guess wicked and
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: creepy and maybe slightly scary back in the 80s that
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 2: I look at now and I'm like, dude, that's just
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 2: so fucking dumb.
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 5: Why did I think this was, you know.
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 5: Just like certain.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 5: Like certain rock songs that I was just like, man, this.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 2: Stuff's so hardcore.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 5: It's so fucking hardcore.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 2: And then I go back and listen to it now
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, this isn't even hardcore.
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 5: It's like... I don't know. It's like pop music now.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah, when.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 7: Sammy came back to life on stage, and he sang
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 7: that song. I'm just like, this isn't an evil song
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 7: at all.
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 5: It's a radio rock song.
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 9: I know. It is.
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 7: I think we're just so desensitized nowadays.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 21: We are.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 7: Like, the lyrics they were reading, I'm just like, uh.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure, like, Selena Gomez or someone could sing
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 7: that song.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 9: Bad enough.
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 2: Well, no, that's the thing.
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, like, the ones that Ozzy's reading, I was like,
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 5: It sounds like they're making him up to be stupid.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 5: I'm like, no, I've heard a lot of rock songs
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 5: that have equally and sometimes worse lyrics that are just terrible.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 5: Rap songs are just as bad.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 9: Everything's just as bad.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 5: You weren't paying attention.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 9: Damn it. I was trying to flatten out my Hershey
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 9: Kiss record. I was trying to do it quietly so
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 9: I wouldn't get in trouble like you did.
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 2: I understand because as a kid growing up, even before
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 2: I got into any kind of music scene or anything
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 2: like that. Like I mentioned, my parents were kind of
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: hardcore Baptists. Before that, they were Methodists. And my family
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 2: is actually tied to the Methodist Church. My grandfather was
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: a minister.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 5: So you are a demon child.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, no, I mean, my family is even more
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 2: tied to the Methodist Church than just that. We're actually
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: descended from the founders of the Methodist Church. So we
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 2: come from a whole long line of Bible people. But, yeah,
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 2: there was a point I remember growing up where I
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 2: actually was thinking that if I listened to this music,
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 2: I was going to become a devil worshiper.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 5: There was a.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 2: Point when I was growing up that I actually thought
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 2: listening to this would summon the devil and shit like that.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 2: I got into reading books on backmasking and all that
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 2: other shit and just kind of realized eventually I started
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 2: thinking for myself and realizing that it was all a
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 2: bunch of propaganda bullshit.
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, as much as I listened to that kind
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 5: of stuff, I didn't care. Like, I never took any
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 5: of it seriously as a kid.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 2: No. you have to realize it's mostly theatrics and it's
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 2: record sales and and they're cashing in on kids wanting
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 2: to rebel and what's the easiest thing.
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 5: To do but i mean i bought into it in
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 5: the dorky way i'm like yeah this album cover looks
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 5: awesome well yeah but at the same time i'm not
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 5: like and i think it's gonna summon demons i was
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 5: just like no look at that cool monster on there
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 5: that dragon's.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 2: Badass okay let's say meatloaf's bad out of hell awesome
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 2: awesome fucking cover thoroughly disappointed whenever I listen to the music.
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 2: I like that album.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 5: It's an okay album, if you know what you're buying into.
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 5: But it's not what matches that cover.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 2: But when you're a kid and you're shopping for music
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 2: and you're going specifically by album art, you're looking for
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 2: the most fucking evilest thing you can think of. It's
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 2: an awesome album. And you look at that, and granted,
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 2: you know, most people are like, ah, you should have
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 2: known Meatloaf.
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 5: Well, you know what?
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't listen to Meatloaf back then.
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 5: I didn't listen.
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 2: I wasn't allowed to have Music, I wasn't allowed to
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 2: have a radio until... I don't think I had a
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 2: radio until I was probably close to a freshman in
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 2: high school.
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 5: Well, and he wasn't Meatloaf before that album. Like, that
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 5: album is what made him. So, I mean, if you
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 5: were going in cold, you know, if you don't listen
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 5: to that kind of stuff.
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 2: I was, like, looking at this fucking bat demon riding
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 2: his motorcycle, and I was like, fuck yeah, man!
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 5: Actually, I was more like, cool!
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 2: This is totally awesome! This is gonna be really neat!
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 2: And I bought it and listened to it, and I
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 2: was like, this.
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 5: This doesn't match the album. I was duped.
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 2: It wasn't an Iron Maiden.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 5: Which awesome album covers. Once again, I was all about
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 5: some awesome album covers.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 2: It wasn't Megadeth. It wasn't Metallica. It wasn't Slayer. It
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 2: wasn't King Diamond. It wasn't any of that shit. So yeah,
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 2: we were going into the director. This was just odd
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 2: looking through his stuff. Charles Martin Smith. This is his
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 2: first movie.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 5: A few years later, he did the Boris and Natasha movie,
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 5: which is kind of infamous for being terrible, terrible.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 2: They could have done so much with that movie.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, and bringing De Niro in on that. That was
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 5: just harsh. Oh, that was bad.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the De Niro film that he wishes.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 5: Everybody would forget. Yeah, he's just like, let's pretend like
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 5: that never happened. I won't, though. I'll let him live
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 5: it down. So you want to write him off for that. Okay,
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 5: he does the first Buffy episode.
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 2: He does Welcome to Hellmouth.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 5: So he directed that.
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 8: Oh, cool.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 5: Followed immediately by Air Bud.
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 2: Figure that out. Oh, that's one of my dad's favorite movies. No,
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It seems like it would be.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 9: Fast forward to this year.
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 5: Fast forward to this year, directed Dolphin's Tale. So, I
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 5: don't know what to do with him as a director.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 5: He's successful here and there. He's competent, but yeah, some
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 5: of those projects, I don't know what.
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 2: To do with, so.
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 7: He's just kind of like, hey, are you going to
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 7: pay me?
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you go where the money is.
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 7: I'll be there.
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 5: It's one of those, I remembered this not being a
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 5: great movie. I haven't watched it until recently, up until
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 5: since it came out in the 80s, I'm sure I
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 5: watched it on VHS, and I was just kind of like, eh,
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 5: I didn't remember it being a great movie. I kind
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 5: of had fun with it. I mean, it wasn't as
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 5: bad as I expected going in. I sort of remembered
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 5: it being a little cheesier than it was, really.
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 9: It was alright. It just seemed to last a little
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 9: bit longer than I was comfortable with.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it seems like, and this was the other thing
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, it's not bad, but it's
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 5: very conventional. Like, you almost, once you get through that setup,
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 5: you almost see where everything's going. I mean, you know
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 5: the big finale is going to be at the school dance.
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 5: Isn't it always at the school dance in these movies?
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 5: No matter what kind of movie it is, it's always
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 5: going to go down at the high school dance. The
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 5: big one is Carrie, but then you get stuff even
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 5: like the original Buffy movie. It goes down at the
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 5: school dance. You've got even more not-so-creepy sub-genre stuff like Jawbreaker.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 2: It all goes down at the school dance. Every one
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 2: of these.
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 5: I know. Jawbreaker's awesome.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 2: Even Heathers goes down at the school dance.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 9: Heathers.
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 5: Everyone that takes place in high school, you know the
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 5: final big scene is going to go down at the
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 5: school dance.
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 7: I never even went to a school dance.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 9: I didn't even really know.
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 7: Those things existed.
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 9: We missed out on some serious drama.
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 2: It's not too late.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 5: I didn't go.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 2: You just got to find a guy that's in school.
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 7: But he's not that young.
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 2: Damn it.
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 5: It's not too late, though. Just keep that in mind.
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 5: Just got to shop in the younger section.
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 7: I think my cutoff line is 21.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 5: Damn it.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 7: You're missing out.
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 9: I don't know. The older you get, the lower that
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 9: number can be.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 5: That's true. Once you hit the cougar days, it gets
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 5: cooler and cooler.
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 2: No, I mean.
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 7: I don't like younger guys typically, but he's, like, way
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 7: more mature and, like, I mean, he's not boring, but he's, like,
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 7: way more mature than me.
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 5: Now you're just defending specifics.
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know. I'm defending my position.
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 5: I'm dating a younger man.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 9: Damn it.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 7: Let me defend my position.
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 5: I was throwing the joke in there in general.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 2: I know. Nothing specifically.
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 7: I take offense to that. Like when my boss called
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 7: me a creepy.
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 9: Cradle robber the other day.
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 7: He goes, ah, you creepy cradle robber.
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 2: How much, what's the age difference?
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 7: Five years.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 2: That's nothing.
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 5: That's nothing.
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 2: I told you that from day one.
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 7: It is when the guy's younger.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. What, because the guy's younger?
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't get that. What does that make any difference?
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 5: I'm what, how many years older am I than you?
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 5: A lot.
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 2: 48? Get the hell out of here.
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, Lord. To me, yeah, that doesn't count in general, but.
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. As long as it all.
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 9: Works, it's all good. Yes.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 7: I just, I typically like older guys, so it's just
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 7: weird to date a younger guy. But it's not bad,
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 7: because he's, like, way more settled and normal than, like,
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 7: the older guys.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 5: That's all you need.
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 5: You know? Yeah. Find somebody that's grounded and.
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 9: He probably was, like, last year.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 2: No. Oh, wow.
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 5: Not what I meant. I meant stable. But that's pretty funny.
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 2: You are.
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 7: That was awesome, yes.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 9: You're grounded, though, man.
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 2: Did you ground me? You're an adult in.
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 9: This video, right?
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 7: He would think it was really sexy, so I don't
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 7: know where that was coming from.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 5: You're going to punish me, okay.
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 15: So.
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 2: So we got sidetracked.
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 7: You can cut that out if you want.
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think so. It almost does seem like
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 5: the finale of it needs to be there at the
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 5: school dance. It's like that last 15 minutes that are
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 5: tacked on almost seems like we're, and it's not even
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 5: like it's a long movie, but it does seem like,
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 5: aren't we done now? Yeah, it does seem like, but
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 5: you kind of know. I mean, the whole time you're like, dude,
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 5: what about the one at the radio station? Like you're
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 5: sitting there the whole time going, yeah, you're breaking that tape,
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 5: but what about the one at the radio station? At midnight,
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 5: they're going to play it. So, I mean, you know
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 5: it's coming. You see, that's where the big grand finale
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 5: is going to be.
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 9: They spent too much time with the demon-possessing cars.
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a lot of drama.
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 2: But that's what I was getting at.
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, they did a decent job on that kind
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 5: of stuff. Like, there's a lot of explosions in this movie,
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 5: for no good reason other than, again, it's rock music videos.
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 9: I like explosions.
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 5: See, people like explosions.
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 2: R.O.
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 7: Technical.
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of quality explosions and cars driving off
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 5: bridges and into other cars and flipping over. And, you know,
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 5: for a movie that's about a high school kid, they
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 5: work in a lot of that kind of stuff. So,
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 5: you know, good job on that. We like that kind
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 5: of stuff.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 9: I didn't hate it.
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 2: It's pretty entertaining.
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 5: And it does go to prove that the things that
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 5: the adults were saying were right. Metal music is evil
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 5: and it's going to raise demons and it's probably going
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 5: to kill you and your friends.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 2: So there you go.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 7: That's true.
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 2: Good to know.
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 5: The movie proves them all right.
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 2: If he had just.
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 9: Let the damn guy kill his enemies, it wouldn't have
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 9: been so much of a problem. Yeah, no, really.
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 5: Where would it have gone from there, though? After he
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 5: took out his friends, then where would Sammy have gone?
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, Sammy, get me some chicks and a record deal
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 2: and an Atari.
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 5: This all seems pretty good, actually.
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 2: I think I might have let him go on.
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 5: Kill them, and then let me, I got a whole
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 5: other list of stuff here I want you to do,
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 5: so yeah. Clean my room.
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 2: What am I, your fucking maid? I'm a rock star,
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 2: damn it.
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 5: My rock star.
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 2: That'd be sweet.
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 7: All my own demon rocks try to do my chores
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 7: for me. I don't want to do them.
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 2: Clean all the Kleenex and stuff, my good man.
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 5: I am not touching them. My cat put those there.
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 8: Sure, baby.
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 5: All right, so with that, I think that wraps up
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 5: Click and Shoot.
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 2: Knock, knock, knocking for a sweet surprise.
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 9: It's a trick or treat.
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 18: See my face, truth in disguise. Whatever you should need.
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 18: Maybe you'll see someone's pushed on me.
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 9: Rock and.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 18: Roll, rock and roll, let my steal your soul.
• 2:10:11
  Speaker 3: Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination?
• 2:10:32
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• 2:10:35
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• 2:10:40
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• 2:10:43
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• 2:10:48
  Speaker 2: On by, on by, on by, on by. What's part
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 2: of your problem?
• 2:10:55
  Speaker 23: You know, you haven't seen enough movies.
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 2: All of life's riddles.
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 10: Are answered in the movies.
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 4: And now, on with the show.
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 2: As I walked out of my laboratory door, I saw
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 2: the monster I'd created years before.
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 20: Y'all remember that horrible face?
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 2: He followed me at a deadly pace.
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 1: The chills ran up and down my spine.
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 2: No, no, Frankenstein!
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 4: I'm never gonna give.
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 10: You up.
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 7: I'm never gonna let you down. I'm never gonna run around.
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 9: Are you gonna leave that in the show?
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 7: No.
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 9: Never gonna say goodbye.
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 7: Never gonna... Wait, wait, no. Never gonna tell.
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 9: No. I don't know.
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 7: How it works.
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 5: Why don't you figure out what it is that Rick
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 5: won't do?
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 9: So many things he won't do.
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 5: Alright, so while we're all here, it happens very rarely
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 5: that even this many of us get together, so I
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 5: thought I would get a few of these out. We've
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 5: got some feedback.
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 12: Feedback!
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 5: So, we'll start off with one from PJ, who has
• 2:12:16
  Speaker 5: actually moved into that category I was talking about earlier. So,
• 2:12:20
  Speaker 5: thank you very much to PJ for helping us out.
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 5: He's definitely getting one of those photos. Stalker photos of
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 5: Fake Feldman.
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 28: Hey, Movie Meltdown crew. This is PJ, first time caller.
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 28: Just started listening to your guys' podcast about two months ago,
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 28: three months ago. Randy let me know about you guys
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 28: and decided to check you out, and he was right.
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 28: You guys put out a good show, very entertaining. I
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 28: don't know what people are complaining about whenever you guys
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 28: have bad calls, but keep doing.
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 22: What you're doing.
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 28: I enjoy it, and I'll keep listening. Have a good one.
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 2: This is PJ and Randy.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 28: Hey, Movie Meltdown.
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 5: This is PJ.
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 8: And it's Randy.
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 28: And we just wanted to call in and say how
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 28: awesome Misty is.
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 9: Yay!
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 28: And we think you guys are doing a great job.
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 28: Keep up the good work.
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 5: Just wanted you to know I watched The Garbage Pail
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 5: Kids the other day, and how the hell you made
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 5: that through, I never know.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 2: That was the creepiest sexually innuendo-laden.
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 5: Movie that watching as an adult was just like watching
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 5: my testicles slowly recede up into my body.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys.
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 28: And I haven't, uh, watched it since I was a
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 28: little kid, but, uh, yeah, I'll go with that. Um,
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 28: that's it. You guys have a good one, and thanks
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 28: for everything. And take care, guys.
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 5: I'll talk to you another time. So, yes, thank you
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 5: to PJ and Randy. Um, on the first one, I'm not,
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 5: this is, again, this has been a while on some
• 2:13:58
  Speaker 5: of those, so I'm not even sure how far back
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 5: we're going on the, uh, The people having problems with us.
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to remember which one it was. People hate
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 5: me in general. Well, yeah, sure.
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 2: But there was.
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 5: Something at the time, I think right before that, that
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 5: we had mentioned that people were complaining about something stupid.
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 9: Was it me hating gingers?
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 5: No, it was after that. It's not that far back.
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 5: There was something else after that. Somebody's always complaining about something.
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 2: It's usually me.
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 5: But yeah, so again, we haven't had much. Everybody lately
• 2:14:26
  Speaker 5: has been pretty positive, so I'm thankful for that, and
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 5: I'm glad people are enjoying it and not too offended
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 5: by whatever we're saying. We're still going to say it
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 5: either way, because that's just kind of how we operate.
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 9: I'm an ass.
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 5: And I'm of the opinion that you should be able
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 5: to operate that way. There are certain horrible things you
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 5: probably shouldn't say, but I'm hoping you just have... sense
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 5: enough to not say those in the real world but
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 5: everything else i think everybody's entitled to their opinion and
• 2:14:50
  Speaker 5: i think we need to be able to voice them
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 5: that's what you know specifically that's what shows like this
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 5: are there for because you can't do that in any
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 5: other medium out there.
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 2: In the real world nobody can nobody can ever say
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 2: how they truly feel anymore because everything's so pc everybody's
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 2: like you don't want to hurt these people's feelings and
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 2: you don't want to hurt these people's feelings what do
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 2: you mean by these people I mean those people. Those motherfuckers.
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 2: Anybody who wants to get their damn feelings hurt. Whiny
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 2: ass people.
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 5: Whiny ass motherfuckers.
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 2: Or fucking entitled people who stand in line in front
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 2: of me at Book and Music Exchange buying a whole
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 2: fucking handful of movies and wanting a fucking discount off
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 2: of damn movies. You know what? The fucking price is
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 2: on the movies. That's what you pay. Because she's a
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 2: fucking stupid lazy bitch and she wanted a discount. Well,
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 2: can I get a discount for all these movies? I'm
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 2: buying all these movies. Can I get a discount?
• 2:15:41
  Speaker 9: Well, it's not for bargaining and bartering.
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 2: The guy's like.
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 5: It's not a yard sale.
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a yard sale. The guy's like.
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 2: He's trying to work with her and he's trying to
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 2: be nice and he's like, alright, look. He goes, I
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 2: can maybe get you like maybe a little bit off
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 2: of each one. So I think her total came up
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 2: to be like $ 67. Well, that's too much.
• 2:16:02
  Speaker 5: I was sitting there thinking, bitch, you've got a whole
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 5: fucking stack of.
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 2: DVDs in front of you. It was more than, like...
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was a big fucking stack of DVDs.
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 2: So she gets pissed off because she didn't get a
• 2:16:12
  Speaker 2: good enough discount. Like you said, it's not a damn
• 2:16:14
  Speaker 2: yard sale. It's not a bartering system.
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 5: Well, and my question is, is it not... Aren't these
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 5: used DVDs? They're used. That's the discount. You're not buying
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 5: them new, jackass.
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 5: That's the discount.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 5: So she decides, I'm just going to get one.
• 2:16:29
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to get one. And so the guy's like, okay, well,
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 2: that comes up to this much. And she goes, I
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 2: don't get the discount off of these? He's like, you're
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 2: buying one. You don't get a discount for buying one.
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 9: Jackass.
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 5: And I was just like, oh, my God, the people
• 2:16:42
  Speaker 5: these days always.
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 2: Expect that they're going to get a deal or they're
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 2: going to get a discount or whatever.
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 9: Everybody owes them something.
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 2: Just fucking buy the damn thing. I didn't fucking go
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 2: in there and be like, yeah, I'm buying a Buckaroo
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 2: Bonsai book, which I happened to buy a Buckaroo Bonsai
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 2: book that day, because that's how much of a nerd
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 2:17:00
  Speaker 5: Thank you, girlfriend, for showing me that. You know, I didn't,
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 5: it's an old book. Can I get a dollar off?
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 2: It says 41 cents on the inside of the cover,
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 2: which is probably what somebody paid for at a yard sale,
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 2: but it's a book and music exchange for like $ 4,
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 2: but that's okay.
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 5: It's no big deal. But that's where it ended up.
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 5: That's where it ended up. If you want it, just
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 5: shut up and pay it.
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 2: And I'll pay the $ 4 for it. I'm not going
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 2: to say, but it says on the inside cover 41 cents.
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 2: Just fucking pay for it, okay? God damn it.
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 5: If you were at grandma's front yard, maybe she'd sell
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 5: it to you for that, but you're in a store.
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 9: Ugh.
• 2:17:32
  Speaker 5: Everybody looking for a damn discount. Go to a yard sale.
• 2:17:38
  Speaker 5: On that rant.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 9: Sorry.
• 2:17:40
  Speaker 5: So on the second one, yeah, thank you to both
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 5: Randy and PJ.
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Randy.
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 5: Who were hanging out, obviously.
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Randy. PJ, too. PJ, too. Thank you, PJ.
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 9: Which one said it was awesome more?
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 5: I thought they said it in unison because you're so awesome.
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 15: I am.
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 5: But, yeah, I don't know if they were talking about
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 5: a specific episode. Because Marlena watched that recently, right? You
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 5: recently watched Garbage Pail.
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 2: Two years ago.
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know, because we didn't watch it for the show,
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 5: so I'm still not sure. Did you watch Garbage Pail?
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 9: I've never seen Garbage Pail.
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 7: I mean, maybe I've talked about it, but the last
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 7: time I watched it was like two years ago.
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we brought it up.
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 9: I bought some old Wacky Packages.
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 5: Does that count?
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Wacky Packs. Randy, you probably remember Wacky Packs.
• 2:18:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I've got some. Yeah, I've got some.
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 5: Early Wacky Packs.
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 9: I bought one that I realized was worth a.
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 5: Lot more than I paid for it. I'm still wishing
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 5: we could get rich on the show.
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 9: I paid $ 5 for 76 cards, and one of them's
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 9: worth $ 160.
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 22: Whoa.
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 9: Awesome.
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 2: All right, bargain hunters, let's go.
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what we do.
• 2:18:47
  Speaker 5: We look for shit, we find it, and.
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 2: We're not purposely out looking for shit to flip because
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 2: we're not like annoying people on.
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 5: Because we keep all of our shit. We keep all
• 2:18:57
  Speaker 5: of our shit.
• 2:18:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're really bad at that. Because you're doing it wrong. Yeah,
• 2:19:00
  Speaker 2: we're not doing it right. My mom's always like, you
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 2: need to sell that stuff on eBay. I'm like, why?
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 5: This stuff's cool.
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 2: But it's mine. The only reason I bought.
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 5: It was because I thought it was cool and not
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 5: so I could make a buck off of it.
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 2: We're geeks.
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 5: We're not bargain hunters.
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 2: I know. That's what aggravates me about these shows.
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 5: These guys are like, ah, I found this, but then
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 5: I'm going to sell it for this.
• 2:19:19
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, no, you keep it. What are
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 2: you doing?
• 2:19:22
  Speaker 9: That's why I can't watch those shows.
• 2:19:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know.
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 9: Because I get mad because I can't have it.
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 7: Because the whole point of having those things is, like,
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 7: the whole point of buying those things is because they're cheap.
• 2:19:30
  Speaker 7: I don't give a shit if it's, like, some really
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 7: super awesome thing that costs $ 120. I want it if
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 7: it's $ 5. And I want it if it's $ 120. It
• 2:19:37
  Speaker 7: loses its awesomeness for me.
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 2: I want it because it's cheap and tacky.
• 2:19:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. Just like my Tidy Bolts. Cheap and tacky.
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 9: Dude, he was so fucking excited about Tidy Bowl today.
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 2: I want blue fucking toilet water.
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 5: That's what I want. Well, put some Goulet in. I've
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 5: got it. Put some Goulet in there.
• 2:19:52
  Speaker 2: It's not as.
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 5: Dark blue as I thought it would be, but that's okay.
• 2:19:54
  Speaker 9: Well, you've got the liquid instead of the chunk thing.
• 2:19:57
  Speaker 2: Well, the chunk thing has to be blue, like real
• 2:20:00
  Speaker 2: fucking blue for like maybe the first couple flushes and
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 2: then it starts to fade out. I want something that's
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 2: consistently blue.
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 5: This episode brought to you by a tiny boat.
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Growing up as a kid, like in the
• 2:20:13
  Speaker 2: late 70s and early 80s, my neighbor, I spent a
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 2: lot of time over at their house.
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 5: I was friends with their kids.
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 2: And they had just this gaudy, awful, tacky fucking 70s
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 2: house complete with shag carpeting. But one thing that I
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 2: can remember more than anything else, and conquistador paintings, That's nice.
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 2: One thing that I remember more than anything else was
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 2: going to use the bathroom in their bathroom, and they.
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 5: Had blue toilet water, and I was fascinated.
• 2:20:40
  Speaker 2: By that as a kid. And I was like, damn it,
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 2: when I get older and I have toilet, I'm going
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 2: to have blue toilet water, because I know I've made
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 2: it at that point. I've got blue toilet water.
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 9: That is your sure sign of success.
• 2:20:50
  Speaker 2: Fuck all you guys. I've got blue toilet water. And
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 2: I'm mad they ripped the shag carpeting out of this house.
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 5: No, nobody needs shag carpeting.
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 10: I do.
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 5: It just gets gross. I don't care. I mean, it
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 5: looks tacky fun, but it just gets gross.
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 2: We had shag carpeting in the first punk house that
• 2:21:08
  Speaker 2: we lived in, which was all a bunch of fucking
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 2: punk rock kids living in a house.
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 5: That seems like a really bad place to have shag carpeting.
• 2:21:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shag carpeting, and nobody wanted to do dishes. God,
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 2: that place was a wreck. We built fucking ramps in
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 2: the house.
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, that was a damn mess.
• 2:21:28
  Speaker 9: How did we veer so far from the point again?
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh, okay, sorry.
• 2:21:33
  Speaker 9: Randy.
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 2: Randy, PJ, you guys are awesome.
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 5: Thank you for our feedback.
• 2:21:38
  Speaker 7: Hey, it wasn't me this time, though.
• 2:21:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 2: It's totally Jay this time.
• 2:21:41
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 2: I've had too much Kool-Aid and sugar.
• 2:21:46
  Speaker 5: So, okay, that was our audio feedback. Thank you once again,
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 5: and thanks for your patience in sending those in a
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 5: long time ago.
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 2: But we.
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 5: I wasn't going to not play them. It just took
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 5: a while to get us in the same room where,
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 5: you know, you scream out Misty's name. I figure she
• 2:21:58
  Speaker 5: better be there while we play it.
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 9: Damn straight.
• 2:22:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, so on that note, I wanted to get to
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 5: this one, which this was recent. This was just this
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 5: past week. And this was just in the middle of
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 5: an email, but I thought it was so awesome I
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 5: better pass it along to you and see if anybody
• 2:22:12
  Speaker 5: else agrees. This was from John, who is also in
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 5: our Super Deluxe. Super Deluxe?
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 2: Damn, how many levels of this fucking secret circle are there?
• 2:22:22
  Speaker 5: It's like most secret circles. There's quite a bit. When
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 5: you get to the hierarchy, you know, it's going to
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 5: get trouble. It's kind of like the Masons.
• 2:22:35
  Speaker 2: Shh, don't say that, or I'm going to kill you.
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 7: Secret of the Illuminati.
• 2:22:39
  Speaker 5: They made Steve Guttenberg a star. So anyway, he is
• 2:22:42
  Speaker 5: also in the secret circle, and everybody else is jealous,
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 5: so they should join up too. But, yeah, he was
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 5: emailing me the other day, and he said, this is
• 2:22:52
  Speaker 5: his quote from the middle of an email, I nominate
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 5: Misty and Jay as the cutest couple on the net.
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 9: Dude, we totally are.
• 2:22:58
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 4: Are we?
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 9: How cute are we?
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 2: I guess we're pretty cute.
• 2:23:01
  Speaker 9: Damn straight we are.
• 2:23:03
  Speaker 5: Okay, what did he say?
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 7: Give me a high five.
• 2:23:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, Lord, they just high-fived. Well, see that?
• 2:23:08
  Speaker 2: At least we didn't do the fist bump. That's solid.
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, don't do it. No, don't do it.
• 2:23:13
  Speaker 2: It's making me. Damn it. I have to do it.
• 2:23:17
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, I can't argue. You guys are adorable.
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 5: If everybody else agrees, just send money.
• 2:23:25
  Speaker 2: Anyway, what were we talking about?
• 2:23:27
  Speaker 9: Us being awesome.
• 2:23:28
  Speaker 2: No, no, before that, we were talking about something online, and, oh, yeah,
• 2:23:31
  Speaker 2: I said if it wasn't for you, I'd be eating
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 2: paint chips and drinking bleach.
• 2:23:35
  Speaker 5: So thank you for watching out for me.
• 2:23:37
  Speaker 2: That's only one night a week. Well, before she found me,
• 2:23:40
  Speaker 2: I was living off a Red Bull and beef jerky, so.
• 2:23:43
  Speaker 5: Well, then you found Randy, so. You're all set now.
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 5: I'm back on the beef jerky. So, yes. Thank you
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 5: to John for that one. Yes, thank you.
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 9: We are pretty cute.
• 2:23:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't argue with that.
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 9: Sometimes it's hard being this cute. As a girl.
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 7: It ain't to being cute.
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 9: I don't know if it's a lot of work.
• 2:24:02
  Speaker 2: I should have covered half of this over here. Yeah,
• 2:24:07
  Speaker 2: I know. I'm a whole lot of mess. I'm always
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 2: fucking shit up, pooping on our parade.
• 2:24:12
  Speaker 5: That's what makes you work.
• 2:24:14
  Speaker 11: As a cop.
• 2:24:15
  Speaker 5: It all balances out.
• 2:24:17
  Speaker 7: I didn't think you were using a metaphor, but I
• 2:24:19
  Speaker 7: thought you were going to say you were pooping on
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 7: something real and tangible.
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 2: No, she always says, why you got to fuck up
• 2:24:24
  Speaker 2: my Christmas?
• 2:24:25
  Speaker 5: And I always say, I'll poop on your brain. That's
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 5: what I do.
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 2: I'll poop all over it. I fly above.
• 2:24:29
  Speaker 5: Got little turd bombs on it.
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 7: You do?
• 2:24:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus.
• 2:24:35
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 2:24:35
  Speaker 2: Interesting. All right. Let's round out this.
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 5: This Goulet-filled episode.
• 2:24:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, kids, get out your Dakota pins.
• 2:24:47
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 2:24:49
  Speaker 4: Set your pins to B2.
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 14: Here is the map.
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 5: It's time for Movie Outdown Secret Circle, which there are
• 2:24:55
  Speaker 5: many wonderful members joined now.
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 2: Reveal the next exciting feature.
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 5: See, this is the only level that everybody's entitled to,
• 2:25:03
  Speaker 5: so even the slackers out there that don't do anything
• 2:25:05
  Speaker 5: get this one. Next week, we'll be back at the
• 2:25:08
  Speaker 5: coffee shop for another edition of the Caffeinating Movie Geek.
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 5: And our super feature of that week will be The
• 2:25:15
  Speaker 5: Incredible Shrinking Woman. And it will feature one of our
• 2:25:19
  Speaker 5: One from the Vault's memories from Miss Lily Tomlin herself.
• 2:25:23
  Speaker 5: So it will be exciting. Marlene is already excited. She
• 2:25:27
  Speaker 5: can barely contain herself.
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 2: Look at her.
• 2:25:29
  Speaker 9: She looks confused. Do you have to poop?
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 5: Everything is about poop free.
• 2:25:35
  Speaker 7: I don't usually look confused when I have to poop.
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 2: I know I have to poop, but there's no confusion there. Oh, Lord.
• 2:25:44
  Speaker 9: You tried to break her bathroom earlier. I'm kind of
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 9: afraid you did.
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to poop in your bathroom. I'll go
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 7: home and poop.
• 2:25:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 5: So with that, is there anything else you need to
• 2:25:55
  Speaker 5: round out this spooky episode? Kool-Aid for a candy-fueled episode.
• 2:26:02
  Speaker 9: Dude, I ate most of the candy in the mall.
• 2:26:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the ghost bowl is mostly empty right now.
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 9: Except for the one Reese cup that's got a weird
• 2:26:08
  Speaker 9: chocolate smudge on it.
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 5: I don't care. I'll eat around that.
• 2:26:11
  Speaker 9: I ate all the rest of the Hershey Kisses, though.
• 2:26:13
  Speaker 9: You shorted us on.
• 2:26:14
  Speaker 5: The Kit Kats. You can have another one if you want.
• 2:26:18
  Speaker 9: I don't know. I don't think I should.
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of disappointed in Halloween costumes this year.
• 2:26:22
  Speaker 5: They've become more and more just fucking lame. They suck.
• 2:26:29
  Speaker 5: They're generic.
• 2:26:30
  Speaker 9: What was that one costume we saw?
• 2:26:32
  Speaker 5: Which one?
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 9: The John Cena fan. The wrestling fan?
• 2:26:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, really.
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 15: Come on.
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 7: The wrestling fan?
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, wrestling fan.
• 2:26:39
  Speaker 9: What?
• 2:26:40
  Speaker 5: Why would you want to be.
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 7: A wrestling fan?
• 2:26:42
  Speaker 9: All he was was a guy wearing a John Cena
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 9: shirt and a pair of shorts.
• 2:26:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Was that like a costume?
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 2: That was a costume. That was the $ 40 fucking costume
• 2:26:51
  Speaker 2: in a plastic bag.
• 2:26:53
  Speaker 7: Why can't you just buy a John Cena shirt for $ 10?
• 2:26:55
  Speaker 7: Because that would.
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 5: Be too much creativity. Why couldn't you just go as
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 5: a fucking ghost?
• 2:27:00
  Speaker 7: You would just be like a regular guy.
• 2:27:02
  Speaker 2: I need it in a plastic bag.
• 2:27:04
  Speaker 5: It has to be in a plastic bag with a
• 2:27:06
  Speaker 5: picture on the front telling me that it's a costume. Otherwise,
• 2:27:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 2:27:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I used to get excited when the
• 2:27:13
  Speaker 2: Halloween Express would open up, and now it's just gotten depressed.
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 2: It just fucking depresses. Everything's in a bag, and it's
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 2: all fucking mediocre.
• 2:27:23
  Speaker 8: Or slutty.
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 2: Or slutty. There's a bug on our tables. Yeah, you know,
• 2:27:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know, like the costumes, like women are limited
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 2: on their costumes to slutty.
• 2:27:32
  Speaker 5: Pretty much. And guys are limited on their costumes to,
• 2:27:35
  Speaker 5: I guess, guy costumes. Generic class. a million times.
• 2:27:42
  Speaker 7: Those stupid pun costumes. I'm so over them.
• 2:27:44
  Speaker 2: Vampire priest.
• 2:27:46
  Speaker 5: Or knight.
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 9: Or.
• 2:27:49
  Speaker 2: Guy in a hot dog costume.
• 2:27:51
  Speaker 7: It's the pun costumes that piss me off. Like the
• 2:27:54
  Speaker 7: one night stand.
• 2:27:55
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, those are horrible. I'm a legal suit. I've
• 2:27:59
  Speaker 5: got legal documents pinned to my suit. Mail order broad.
• 2:28:03
  Speaker 2: What happened to people coming up with original ideas? Have
• 2:28:07
  Speaker 2: we become so stupid as a fucking society? So lazy
• 2:28:10
  Speaker 2: that we can't come up with shit?
• 2:28:12
  Speaker 7: I mean I remember when well I don't remember but
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure there's a time when costumes didn't really
• 2:28:17
  Speaker 7: exist so much you couldn't like go to the store
• 2:28:18
  Speaker 7: and buy them you kind.
• 2:28:19
  Speaker 2: Of had to like you made your own you know
• 2:28:22
  Speaker 2: I mean I don't know it's like I guess maybe
• 2:28:25
  Speaker 2: it got started around Who knows?
• 2:28:28
  Speaker 5: It's like 90s, like mid-90s when everything switched to packages.
• 2:28:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, I even remember in the 80s
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 2: having that nasty vinyl smell costume with the plastic mask.
• 2:28:38
  Speaker 5: I had plenty of those, too. I still got one.
• 2:28:41
  Speaker 5: Mine was 50-50.
• 2:28:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got one.
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 9: Whatever happened to.
• 2:28:45
  Speaker 7: Just taking some old clothes and making yourself into a
• 2:28:47
  Speaker 7: hobo or even.
• 2:28:48
  Speaker 9: A hobo clown?
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 2: Those are not good.
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 7: A hobo zombie clown.
• 2:28:53
  Speaker 5: Nobody should be hobos at this point.
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not a stabbing hobo.
• 2:28:58
  Speaker 5: I'm a singing hobo.
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 27: What? Something I heard off of. I'll have to copy
• 2:29:06
  Speaker 27: it for you. It's a hobo podcast where they did
• 2:29:08
  Speaker 27: nothing but hobo music.
• 2:29:09
  Speaker 2: It was pretty funny.
• 2:29:11
  Speaker 5: I think that's from the Simpsons.
• 2:29:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it's from. I thought it was
• 2:29:14
  Speaker 2: from the Simpsons.
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 5: The kids are like, oh, thank God. He's like singing
• 2:29:17
  Speaker 5: them a song.
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 2: He goes, something about I'm a hobo living a hobo life.
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 2: Stabbing kids with my hobo knife. Ha ha ha.
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 5: Awesome. Well, I have to say, going back to this
• 2:29:32
  Speaker 5: week's movie, I still am most impressed with that chick
• 2:29:35
  Speaker 5: who put a giant box on herself and made her
• 2:29:38
  Speaker 5: a box's special cake. Did you see her in the gym?
• 2:29:42
  Speaker 9: No.
• 2:29:43
  Speaker 5: She just had a big cardboard box around herself. She
• 2:29:45
  Speaker 5: cut out arm holes and drew Special K on the front.
• 2:29:49
  Speaker 2: That's creative.
• 2:29:50
  Speaker 5: That's shit. The fact that she chose to be Special K.
• 2:29:55
  Speaker 2: But it's funny.
• 2:29:56
  Speaker 5: It's using your brain.
• 2:29:58
  Speaker 2: It's not having to go and spend $ 60 on a costume.
• 2:30:03
  Speaker 5: That's the low end. There's some freaking expensive costumes out there.
• 2:30:07
  Speaker 7: They look like slutty Bo Peep.
• 2:30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:30:09
  Speaker 9: And the less material there is in those, the more they're.
• 2:30:12
  Speaker 5: Usually going to crawl. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
• 2:30:15
  Speaker 2: That's when you know it's a good thing. To be fair,
• 2:30:16
  Speaker 2: most of the people that are buying the slutty girl
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 2: costumes don't have any fucking business wearing the slutty girl costume.
• 2:30:23
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
• 2:30:25
  Speaker 7: I've got a slutty girl costume.
• 2:30:27
  Speaker 9: Which one?
• 2:30:27
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 2:30:28
  Speaker 5: Yours could be one if you wore it right.
• 2:30:31
  Speaker 7: My circus girl costume?
• 2:30:32
  Speaker 5: No, I was talking about the... I thought you were
• 2:30:33
  Speaker 5: talking about previous ones.
• 2:30:35
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 2:30:35
  Speaker 2: You've worn some that.
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 5: Could be, but you usually change them so that they weren't.
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 7: Well, no, before the slutty girl costume thing exploded, I was.
• 2:30:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, sorry. Come on, slutty explosions.
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 2: It's my favorite thing. Explosions.
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 7: I did have a slutty Alice in Wonderland costume and
• 2:30:58
  Speaker 7: a slutty Bo Peep costume.
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 5: But you usually put like 14 layers of other clothing on.
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 2:31:04
  Speaker 7: I like to refer to it as double bag.
• 2:31:09
  Speaker 2: Put a pair of.
• 2:31:10
  Speaker 7: Tights on over my underwear and then put a pair
• 2:31:12
  Speaker 7: of underwear on over my tights.
• 2:31:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 7: That's what I did with my Alice in Wonderland costume.
• 2:31:19
  Speaker 5: Keep it warm.
• 2:31:21
  Speaker 2: Keep it in check. Keep it warm.
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 9: Ruffle butt.
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Ruffle butts. I'm going to show her the change.
• 2:31:29
  Speaker 9: But I wasn't.
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 7: I wasn't showing anything. That was so funny. About my
• 2:31:33
  Speaker 7: ruffle blip. That's the thing, you know, I would never,
• 2:31:38
  Speaker 7: I don't even like people to see, like, anything above
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 7: my elbow when it comes to, like, me showing skin.
• 2:31:45
  Speaker 7: But I wear, like, really low cut.
• 2:31:47
  Speaker 9: Well, there's a lot below your elbow, too.
• 2:31:54
  Speaker 2: I'm tired. I like to cut it off at the wrist. Really?
• 2:32:01
  Speaker 5: I don't like them seeing my hands. I try to
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 5: wear gloves as much as possible. You know what I mean?
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 7: You know what I mean? We've discussed my sweater problem. Like,
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 7: I have to have a sweater.
• 2:32:16
  Speaker 9: She's like 184 degrees outside.
• 2:32:18
  Speaker 7: I need a sweater.
• 2:32:19
  Speaker 2: I bought a whole bunch of short-sleeved.
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 7: Sweaters this year.
• 2:32:21
  Speaker 5: You weren't there when she had the meltdown of sweaters.
• 2:32:24
  Speaker 7: I don't have a sweater. And then I had to make...
• 2:32:29
  Speaker 7: Ben and I went to Target to buy short-sleeved sweaters.
• 2:32:32
  Speaker 5: I'm like, short-sleeved sweaters! She needed her fix. It was
• 2:32:35
  Speaker 5: kind of poopy.
• 2:32:36
  Speaker 7: I actually bought a whole bunch of short-sleeved sweaters this year,
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 7: so I'm good.
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 5: She's making her arm, trying to find the vein.
• 2:32:41
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 2:32:42
  Speaker 9: If it's short-sleeved, you can find it.
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 2: Just tie it off with a piece of yarn. Come on,
• 2:32:46
  Speaker 2: it'll work.
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 29: Trying to find a big enough spoon to kind of
• 2:32:51
  Speaker 29: get it all in there.
• 2:32:54
  Speaker 9: She looks confused.
• 2:32:56
  Speaker 5: Never mind.
• 2:32:57
  Speaker 9: I got it.
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 2: I know you got it.
• 2:32:59
  Speaker 7: No, I'll wear really short skirts, but I always wear tights,
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 7: and I feel like that doesn't count. People are like,
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 7: that dress barely covers your butt. I'm like, but I'm
• 2:33:07
  Speaker 7: wearing tights. It doesn't count. It doesn't matter.
• 2:33:09
  Speaker 5: I think to some people it does. Yeah, but it doesn't.
• 2:33:13
  Speaker 7: You can't see anything through tights.
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 9: Except that one girl we saw at Fright Night.
• 2:33:18
  Speaker 7: Well, I mean, I wouldn't like.
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 5: Saw all up under her undercarriage.
• 2:33:24
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't wear tights and nothing else, but I'm just saying,
• 2:33:26
  Speaker 7: it's okay to wear a really short dress because you
• 2:33:28
  Speaker 7: can't see anything.
• 2:33:29
  Speaker 2: The point I was trying to make was when you
• 2:33:31
  Speaker 2: were a kid during Halloween, it seemed like I spent
• 2:33:36
  Speaker 2: a majority of the summertime trying to come up with
• 2:33:39
  Speaker 2: what I was going to do or what I was
• 2:33:41
  Speaker 2: going to be for Halloween.
• 2:33:43
  Speaker 5: You remember when kids in July would be like, dude,
• 2:33:45
  Speaker 5: what are you going to be for Halloween?
• 2:33:47
  Speaker 2: We were already working on our shit. We were working
• 2:33:51
  Speaker 2: on our costumes.
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 5: We got real.
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 9: I guess I was never big on it, I guess.
• 2:33:56
  Speaker 2: Well, you usually didn't trick-or-treat.
• 2:33:57
  Speaker 9: I was too afraid to. Even as a kid, I
• 2:34:00
  Speaker 9: had social anxiety. I couldn't go knock on doors or anything.
• 2:34:03
  Speaker 9: Because it goes against everything you're fucking taught as a child.
• 2:34:06
  Speaker 9: You don't go take fucking candy from strangers. Oh, but
• 2:34:09
  Speaker 9: this one night it's okay. I have the same rant
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 9: pretty much every year. I don't understand why it's okay
• 2:34:13
  Speaker 9: one night of the year to take candy from strangers.
• 2:34:15
  Speaker 9: You don't get to do it any other time. Why
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 9: is it magically okay?
• 2:34:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I guess I got lucky.
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 2: I grew up in a little small valley. with houses,
• 2:34:24
  Speaker 2: and everybody knew each other, and everybody knew each other's kids,
• 2:34:28
  Speaker 2: and all the kids went to school together, and we
• 2:34:30
  Speaker 2: all went to the same church, and we had this
• 2:34:33
  Speaker 2: huge neighborhood hayride where everybody in the entire neighborhood would
• 2:34:37
  Speaker 2: come out to this one guy's field, and we would
• 2:34:41
  Speaker 2: get on the back of his tractor, and we would
• 2:34:43
  Speaker 2: ride from house to house, and we would get to
• 2:34:45
  Speaker 2: one house, and of course the guy would have to
• 2:34:47
  Speaker 2: him and his wife would have to get off the
• 2:34:48
  Speaker 2: tractor and run to the house and get in the
• 2:34:50
  Speaker 2: house and then turn on lights and pretend like, ah, trick-or-treat,
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 2: what's fun?
• 2:34:54
  Speaker 5: You know, we just saw you a minute ago.
• 2:34:57
  Speaker 2: And here you are.
• 2:34:58
  Speaker 5: But, yeah, it was... I had a good childhood, I guess,
• 2:35:02
  Speaker 5: in that aspect. I'd do that now.
• 2:35:04
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 2:35:04
  Speaker 9: I'm not saying I didn't have a good childhood or anything.
• 2:35:07
  Speaker 5: No, no, I'm just saying, like, in that, I miss
• 2:35:10
  Speaker 5: that for my kid.
• 2:35:11
  Speaker 2: I wish... I wish I could provide her with that
• 2:35:15
  Speaker 2: growing up because she doesn't really have any friend friends.
• 2:35:18
  Speaker 5: It's not like it was when I was growing up.
• 2:35:20
  Speaker 5: She doesn't have any kids that she.
• 2:35:22
  Speaker 2: Like, I guess goes to school with and rides the
• 2:35:25
  Speaker 2: bus with and then comes home and then they come
• 2:35:27
  Speaker 2: over and then they hang out and have sleepovers. Oh,
• 2:35:31
  Speaker 2: my God, could you imagine that?
• 2:35:35
  Speaker 5: Or the movies.
• 2:35:36
  Speaker 2: Well, no, my kid's not really into that, so, you know.
• 2:35:40
  Speaker 5: She's already weird.
• 2:35:41
  Speaker 2: They've already labeled her as an outcast.
• 2:35:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, Lord.
• 2:35:45
  Speaker 2: She's going to be the Skippy.
• 2:35:48
  Speaker 9: No, I don't know. She's an outcast or an outsider?
• 2:35:49
  Speaker 5: She's an outsider. Can you play an MP3 player backwards?
• 2:35:52
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 2:35:52
  Speaker 2: That's what she said the other day.
• 2:35:55
  Speaker 5: She was all bummed out. She came home from school.
• 2:35:56
  Speaker 5: I was like, what's wrong?
• 2:35:57
  Speaker 29: She goes, they called me an outsider today. And I
• 2:36:00
  Speaker 29: was like, see, that's a bad thing. And she's like,
• 2:36:03
  Speaker 29: but they said, I was like, you should be happier
• 2:36:06
  Speaker 29: an outsider. I was like, why do you want to
• 2:36:07
  Speaker 29: be like everybody else? I was like, why do you
• 2:36:09
  Speaker 29: want to be like all these kids? I was like,
• 2:36:10
  Speaker 29: look at all the people that you like.
• 2:36:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look at these dorks. Do you want to be
• 2:36:14
  Speaker 5: like them?
• 2:36:14
  Speaker 2: I was like, look at all the people that you like.
• 2:36:15
  Speaker 5: I was like, you like Tim Burton, right?
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 2: She's like, yeah.
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 5: I was like, do you think he was in with
• 2:36:19
  Speaker 5: the in crowd? Do you think he was playing football
• 2:36:21
  Speaker 5: and all this?
• 2:36:22
  Speaker 2: Well, no, maybe not. I was like, look at all the,
• 2:36:24
  Speaker 2: you know, look at Joey Ramone. Look at, you know,
• 2:36:28
  Speaker 2: all the people that you like.
• 2:36:30
  Speaker 9: He was cool.
• 2:36:31
  Speaker 5: You just don't want to look at him.
• 2:36:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, just think about the people that you like.
• 2:36:36
  Speaker 2: And think about how they were growing up and who
• 2:36:38
  Speaker 2: they were. I was like, just be yourself. And if
• 2:36:39
  Speaker 2: the kids like you, they like you. And if they don't,
• 2:36:41
  Speaker 2: then screw them.
• 2:36:42
  Speaker 5: Who cares? Then knife them.
• 2:36:44
  Speaker 2: No. I'm not going to tell her that. That was
• 2:36:46
  Speaker 2: your old.
• 2:36:47
  Speaker 5: As a parent, I guess you can't pass that along.
• 2:36:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no.
• 2:36:50
  Speaker 2: She's heard those stories.
• 2:36:52
  Speaker 9: I wish you would quit telling her those stories. They
• 2:36:54
  Speaker 9: don't seem like a good idea.
• 2:36:56
  Speaker 2: Probably not. I pissed off and stabbed this guy one time.
• 2:37:00
  Speaker 2: What did you get out of her? I was a jackass.
• 2:37:03
  Speaker 5: She's like, hmm, files that away. Yeah, I know. I
• 2:37:05
  Speaker 5: need to really watch what I say.
• 2:37:07
  Speaker 9: You do.
• 2:37:09
  Speaker 2: Why did you get kicked out of high school again?
• 2:37:11
  Speaker 9: Dad said it was fine.
• 2:37:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Dad was stabbed again.
• 2:37:15
  Speaker 2: My dad did it. It's okay.
• 2:37:17
  Speaker 5: There's a difference. It's a different time. And I was
• 2:37:22
  Speaker 5: fine doing it. You can't do it, though.
• 2:37:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 2:37:25
  Speaker 9: Oh, Lord.
• 2:37:29
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm out of Kool-Aid. Does that mean we're done?
• 2:37:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm out of Kool-Aid, too.
• 2:37:32
  Speaker 9: No, I gotta go to Marlena Chuck's first.
• 2:37:34
  Speaker 5: I gotta go to work tomorrow.
• 2:37:36
  Speaker 7: I have to go to class.
• 2:37:38
  Speaker 5: All right, so give them your Halloween send-off here.
• 2:37:41
  Speaker 9: Huh?
• 2:37:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 2:37:43
  Speaker 5: You have no Halloween wishes for these people?
• 2:37:45
  Speaker 9: Um.
• 2:37:47
  Speaker 9: I hadn't really thought of anything. You kind of sprung
• 2:37:49
  Speaker 9: it on me at last minute.
• 2:37:50
  Speaker 5: No, I'm pretty sure it's been coming for a year now.
• 2:37:53
  Speaker 2: Happy Halloween, everybody, and I hope you don't get any
• 2:37:56
  Speaker 2: razor blades in your apples or.
• 2:37:58
  Speaker 9: Don't get ripped by any green monsters.
• 2:37:59
  Speaker 2: Faringes in your taffy and, yeah, no downstairs hand action
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 2: from the green goblin.
• 2:38:07
  Speaker 5: Unless you want it. Unless you want it. Then it's fine.
• 2:38:10
  Speaker 2: But then you end up with melty ears.
• 2:38:12
  Speaker 5: As long as everybody's willing.
• 2:38:13
  Speaker 2: You know, it's cool.
• 2:38:15
  Speaker 5: It's not like you gave her roofies or anything. You
• 2:38:17
  Speaker 5: just yeah did he give her any stds though i
• 2:38:20
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 2:38:21
  Speaker 2: I mean you think about it it's kind of like
• 2:38:23
  Speaker 2: that whole fucking you know uh marvin gaye action you
• 2:38:28
  Speaker 2: know he kind of she was like yeah i think
• 2:38:31
  Speaker 2: i can get down with this.
• 2:38:32
  Speaker 5: Well i didn't have a problem with that scene because
• 2:38:35
  Speaker 5: i mean to me it's the exact same thing as
• 2:38:37
  Speaker 5: the ghostbusters scene which one The Dan Aykroyd scene.
• 2:38:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, the Dan Aykroyd scene?
• 2:38:42
  Speaker 5: He didn't seem to have a problem with it. Now,
• 2:38:43
  Speaker 5: did he seem like he was being molested?
• 2:38:46
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah.
• 2:38:46
  Speaker 5: No, not really, because he was into it. So, it's no,
• 2:38:51
  Speaker 5: I'm not reversing it just because it's a gender thing.
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no.
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 5: You can't call it molestation if you're into it. They
• 2:38:57
  Speaker 5: both seem like they were into it. Well, no, if
• 2:38:59
  Speaker 5: you're both above 18, and this ghost was old. You know,
• 2:39:02
  Speaker 5: so as long as everybody's adults and everybody's willing, it's
• 2:39:05
  Speaker 5: all good.
• 2:39:06
  Speaker 9: How old was the girl in, uh.
• 2:39:08
  Speaker 7: She was probably, like, about 18.
• 2:39:11
  Speaker 5: She was in high school. She's fine. Legal age, you
• 2:39:14
  Speaker 5: can sit. In this state, the legal age you can
• 2:39:16
  Speaker 5: sit for a ghost is 17.
• 2:39:18
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
• 2:39:21
  Speaker 5: Which state now? They were in New Jersey. They were
• 2:39:23
  Speaker 5: in Jersey. There's no fucking rules in Jersey.
• 2:39:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, really.
• 2:39:26
  Speaker 2: I was just thinking, and this is stupid, but I
• 2:39:28
  Speaker 2: was just thinking... I was like, ah, look, a world
• 2:39:30
  Speaker 2: where Snooki and the rest of the fucking Jersey Shore
• 2:39:33
  Speaker 2: cast don't exist at this time.
• 2:39:36
  Speaker 5: At this point in.
• 2:39:36
  Speaker 2: Time, they're not around.
• 2:39:38
  Speaker 5: And when the coolest guy you know, you write a
• 2:39:40
  Speaker 5: letter to him and you send it to Hoboken.
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  Speaker 9: I know.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, wow, really? I was like, that's the
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  Speaker 5: coolest guy in.
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  Speaker 2: The world for you?
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  Speaker 5: Well, you're in Hoboken.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that was just the kind of Halloween send-off I
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  Speaker 5: was looking for, so. Otherwise, that about does it. We
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  Speaker 5: will turn next week. Same geek time, same geek feed.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks for listening and happy Halloween.
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  Speaker 9: Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Make your own damn costume.
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  Speaker 9: Bastard.
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  Speaker 2: Wrap your mask and don't be late.
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  Speaker 9: Rock the sky, train and be more.
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  Speaker 5: In the air.
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  Speaker 18: Night!
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  Speaker 5: Meet the Amos at the store.
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  Speaker 2: Market at a people's store.
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  Speaker 18: Trick or treat, they have a choice.
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  Speaker 28: Let it go, so make it.
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  Speaker 2: Lots of nice. But watch out.
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  Speaker 9: Take care.
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  Speaker 2: In the.
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  Speaker 18: In the streets of hell, we must feel each other.
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  Speaker 9: Tonight.
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  Speaker 18: Do stand in my hands. Now make your choice. Redeemed
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  Speaker 18: or enslaved. I'll show you faster than.
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  Speaker 2: The old man.
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  Speaker 18: Deliverance and peace of mind.
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  Speaker 2: Follow our challenge.
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  Speaker 9: Be aware.
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  Speaker 5: Listen.
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  Speaker 2: Take care.
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  Speaker 22: In the streets on Halloween, there's something going on.
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  Speaker 2: No way to escape it.
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  Speaker 22: In the streets of hell, the spirits will arise Make
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  Speaker 22: your choice, it's hell paradise Ah, it's Halloween Ah.
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  Speaker 2: It's Halloween.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you.
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  Speaker 10: Tonight If you would like to join our jamboree There's
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  Speaker 10: a simple rule that's.
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  Speaker 16: Compulsory Mortals pay a token fee Rest in peace, the
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  Speaker 16: haunting's free So hurry back, we would like your company.
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  Speaker 9: Hurry back.
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  Speaker 2: Hurry back.
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  Speaker 14: Be sure to bring your death certificate.
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  Speaker 4: Talk hard!