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What Is Going On With Ben Affleck's Face · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Today on the Wild World Web. What is wrong with
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  Speaker 1: ben Atflix's face.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the unchanged realm of the World's Wide Web,
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  Speaker 3: This is the Wild Wild Web.
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  Speaker 3: Where wherever you are numberstone, it's lovely to have you
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  Speaker 3: with us. And we've just received some devastating years.
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  Speaker 1: This final week of the World Wild Web.
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  Speaker 4: Unfortunately hasn't picked up for a series two, so this
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  Speaker 1: The Wild World Web.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, so this will be the final weeks before more.
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  Speaker 4: Just four more to go, unfortunately, because yeah, so, well.
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  Speaker 1: How about you seeing in all your favorite memories of
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  Speaker 3: We're seeing in your favorite memories, favorite episodes. Maybe we
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  Speaker 3: could look back at some bea stops.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well send it out on the way that it
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  Speaker 4: deserves to be. It's captured the hearts and imaginations of
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  Speaker 4: around the country.
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  Speaker 1: Around the world even know it is it is. But
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  Speaker 1: today on the World World World Wind in all honesty. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we finishing it up.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to focus on another podcast, alright, so that's
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  Speaker 4: the real story.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We've got opportunity.
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  Speaker 4: We've got you know what they say with things ind
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  Speaker 4: you like, you know, we've got plenty of things opportunity.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, sharing other options.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, get the final week of the World World
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  Speaker 4: We let's go on the bean unless you know, unless
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  Speaker 4: there's the people stand up for the grounds.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you're right, you're right. It's the numbers thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's the numbers that the people come out and they say, no, technically,
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  Speaker 3: it's not numbers.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot, there's a lot of stuff going on,
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  Speaker 4: you know, the one. We'll talk about it me again
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  Speaker 4: one day. We'll better for now, we'll.
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  Speaker 1: Save it for the book.
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  Speaker 6: Heafnitely not. Ticket sales is unperseen circumstances exactly exactly. Conflict
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  Speaker 6: and schedule.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it is great to have you with us,
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  Speaker 3: and we do look at the wildest parts of the web,
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  Speaker 3: and today We've seen a video of Ben Afflick emerging
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  Speaker 3: from a van, you know those sort of celebrity vans
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  Speaker 3: with the tinted windows. The door slides open, the celebs
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  Speaker 3: come vomiting out, and he sort of exploded like jo
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  Speaker 3: Lo comes out very gracefully as her hand held by security.
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  Speaker 6: Smiling, looking beautiful, looking.
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  Speaker 3: Like the star that she is, and then all of
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  Speaker 3: a sudden, behind her out births Ben Affleck.
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  Speaker 6: Like like he fell out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just like disheveled ties undone, the shirts that the
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  Speaker 3: collars hanging up.
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  Speaker 1: He always looks like he's he's dealing with some ship.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, now he's actually talked about this ironically on
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  Speaker 4: a podcast with Kevin Hart Heart to Heart, and that
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  Speaker 4: podcast still carrying on. I think that's haven't canceled that
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  Speaker 4: one yet, so that it's carrying on.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we could go on Kevin Hart's podcasts and to
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  Speaker 1: talk about why you know, the real story about the world.
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  Speaker 4: Well anyway, but Ben Affleck has gone on this podcast
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  Speaker 4: and said that he always seems to be photographed or
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  Speaker 4: film that he's looking like he's hating the situation. And
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  Speaker 4: so he says, first of all, I'm a bit shy.
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  Speaker 4: I don't really like the attention. If I'm reading in
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  Speaker 4: a movie or things like that, I don't find it.
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  Speaker 1: I suppose who does really?
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  Speaker 4: And he's like, you turn up somewhere. You're getting you know, paparazzi,
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  Speaker 4: the kids, you're getting people cameras in my face. It's
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  Speaker 4: people cameras in my face. And so he's basically said
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  Speaker 4: that he's got resting bitch faced or resting hard face,
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  Speaker 4: is what he said. So when his face is just
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  Speaker 4: kind of not acting or not doing anything for a
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  Speaker 4: role whatever, he's just looking like he's having the worst time.
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  Speaker 3: If the face doesn't have to act, it's not going
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  Speaker 3: to act at least it's.
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  Speaker 1: On the clock. Yeah, so that's what he said. I feel.
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  Speaker 4: I feel if he's a bit awkward, like if he
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  Speaker 4: doesn't like that, then it would be a horrible situation too.
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  Speaker 6: But also like you forget the paparazzi, don't care if
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  Speaker 6: you're ready for the photo or not. Like for most
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  Speaker 6: of us, if you're getting your photo taken, you can
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  Speaker 6: look at it, you can pose, you can you like it,
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  Speaker 6: you can take it again. These are just people that
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  Speaker 6: are in your face trying to get your worst angle.
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  Speaker 6: And I don't care if you want it or not.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like running West thinks I'm always Maddlso.
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  Speaker 6: Like they're aggressive too. You probably are mad.
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  Speaker 1: Get out of my face. You're right, he does say
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  Speaker 1: we're pepparazzi. He's with his kids.
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  Speaker 4: He does get a little bit mad because he's like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: I don't really want to have to deal with that.
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  Speaker 4: But there are other times that, like at award shows
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  Speaker 4: and stuff, they'll cross to it. It looks like he's
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  Speaker 4: like it wants to be anywhere, but does he But
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  Speaker 4: I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I get it.
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  Speaker 3: He always hears the look of like, let's get this
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  Speaker 3: ship over and done with, you know, let's just get
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  Speaker 3: it done.
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  Speaker 4: And that's an interesting one. Even when we do the
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  Speaker 4: radio show, you know, like when you are listening but
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  Speaker 4: you're not actually you know, you're you're.
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  Speaker 1: Not animated facially.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we find now there's cameras that will film stuff
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  Speaker 4: that when we're talking, and then I'll put out a
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  Speaker 4: video and you're like, I look like I'm checked out
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  Speaker 4: of this, but I'm like, mamma, I'm looking at the
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  Speaker 4: thing that's coming up on the show or whatever it is.
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  Speaker 4: It just feels like if you're not actively. He looks like, oh, mates,
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  Speaker 4: but he checked out of the conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's an aspect to be the fusty.
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  Speaker 3: Oh absolutely yeah. I'm just shocking at it too. And
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  Speaker 3: that's back to Ben Affleck's point. If you're constantly you
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  Speaker 3: didn't ever know when you're being photographed, You've gotta have
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  Speaker 3: your face off ready the whole time, and you just
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  Speaker 3: know your face isn't always ready.
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  Speaker 4: Jason Hawkins Jason Hawkins, Jason PJ. Doesn't show cheese.
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  Speaker 1: He's great.
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  Speaker 4: He is great on those videos. I don't radio announcer.
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  Speaker 4: He's just always on video is animated faces, he's looking around.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, man, we could take a leaf out of
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  Speaker 4: his book. He's really good. Yeah, the videos and then
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  Speaker 4: they've got like a photo they use, you know, for
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  Speaker 4: the tile of the videos.
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  Speaker 1: Shot face.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, man, man, we could be like him.
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  Speaker 1: But we're gonna take a quick break for the world.
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  Speaker 1: Where will be back after this? Welcome back? Who do
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  Speaker 1: you reckon has got the best face in the world.
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  Speaker 6: Like attractiveness or what doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not necessarily not like create in a creepy way,
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  Speaker 3: but it's the most perfect human face.
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  Speaker 1: Or just because it has to be. Symmetry is a
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  Speaker 1: big thing, isn't it. Yeah, that everything is symmetrical.
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  Speaker 6: Because have you seen that filter on TikTok or one
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  Speaker 6: of the social media is where you can symmetric make
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  Speaker 6: your face symmetrical. It takes one side and flips it
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  Speaker 6: on both sides of your face and then you realize
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  Speaker 6: you look so different. Wow, You're like, oh, actually I'm
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  Speaker 6: not symmetrical. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, I've got like a lazy eye and all sorts
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  Speaker 3: of weird shit. Go. Do you know who Amber Heard
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  Speaker 3: apparently has the perfect facial ratio?
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  Speaker 1: She very pretty?
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  Speaker 3: Bellahadied is Oh wow, sorry, I should read this article
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  Speaker 3: probably before actually's rambling on. Amber Heard's got ninety one
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  Speaker 3: point eight five percent perfect facial ratio.
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  Speaker 1: Balahadid is found to have.
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  Speaker 3: Ninety four point three five Wow, the most perfect facial features, according.
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  Speaker 6: To they do the work they do right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is according to a system the Greek Golden
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  Speaker 3: ratio of beauty to measure physical perfection.
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  Speaker 1: It's incredible, isn't it. I mean, yeah, I can't remember
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  Speaker 1: picture Bella. How do you I'll tell.
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  Speaker 6: You if I'll show you here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that is a pretty symmetrical face. Yeah, that is
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  Speaker 3: that is not you know, she's not worried about lazy eyes.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah's is so? Is she a model?
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  Speaker 6: Bella Bella is a model. Her sister is a model.
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  Speaker 6: They both models.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you wonder what's wrong with why is she
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  Speaker 3: not making the He's wrong with anyone's face? You know,
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what you could she could do a
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  Speaker 3: great face swap g Hardi with Kate Hudson and you
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't tell the difference. Look at that face. You look
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  Speaker 3: at Kate Hudson's face in G. G Hardide's face, you
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't get any difference. I'm like that with buddy t J. Petanara,
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you do face? What was me and t J Pedinaj?
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  Speaker 1: Jason p J is also Jason Hawkins. Don't TJ PJ
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  Speaker 1: like t J.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I'm looking at I know J looks like
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking face. We're not talking. We're not talking here,
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about face, pure face. Look at face.
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  Speaker 1: Have a look at Harry Styles, because I look at Dinaicles,
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  Speaker 1: I have a right. You can't just pack something. Look like,
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  Speaker 1: just look at my face in his face, don't look
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  Speaker 1: at it.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody Sully TJ's buddy face.
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  Speaker 6: I Am sorry, babes.
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  Speaker 1: Get their face, swap it, it'll melt it.
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  Speaker 4: There's no.
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  Speaker 6: You're looking at who came up with us?
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  Speaker 4: And someone go, you look like it was this?
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  Speaker 1: You go, you know that's my face? Shut me, look
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  Speaker 1: at that's my face.
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  Speaker 6: We're looking at different people. Who are you looking at
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  Speaker 6: in the mirror? That one the kind of looks like
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  Speaker 6: you where he's like you're chasing me, that kind of
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  Speaker 6: looks like you. It's just a normal stops that one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that yeah, like which one?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, there's a stop image.
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  Speaker 1: Of just a straightforward photo.
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  Speaker 3: No, mate, I'm going to get someone to do this.
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  Speaker 3: We'll put on the face swap okay, exactly the same face.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not saying that I'm as handsome as him as well,
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  Speaker 3: because he's got other great features that I don't have.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking pure face, pure face.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but you look at that, Look at Kate Hudson
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  Speaker 3: and look.
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  Speaker 1: At same face, very different, same face.
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  Speaker 6: They are so different. I've never once in my life
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  Speaker 6: thought they were the same person.
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  Speaker 1: What's your favorite part of your face? What do you
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  Speaker 1: think you're really nailing.
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  Speaker 6: You've got great perfect teeth.
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  Speaker 1: Good teeth don't have to perfect.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, but I got in basil line, so I
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  Speaker 4: kind of the better than they used to be, that's
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  Speaker 4: for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I like you.
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  Speaker 6: But I mean you can get in bazilone and they
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  Speaker 6: can still be like pretty average John.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's like just like John perfect teeth on the show, Megan,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say my favorite part of your face.
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  Speaker 1: You got a good face. Let's say your radio.
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  Speaker 4: Now you can't because you've got the videos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the eyes, eyebrows, eyes and eyebrows for Megan, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're doing well.
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  Speaker 6: They and I feel like you took really examining.
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  Speaker 1: Just examining what was what was the what you got here? Mane?
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  Speaker 3: Look at Tjim him and I'll take it.
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  Speaker 6: You've got smies, smiles like some eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Two eyes, uneven eyes read alcoholic nose.
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  Speaker 6: You've got quite a nice jawel line. Actually, he's got
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  Speaker 6: quite a good jewel line.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like she's just like God, now he sees
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  Speaker 3: some thing about her, and now she's.
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  Speaker 1: Started with want a compliment back on you? If I
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  Speaker 1: wrapped it up there and you'd be like, what about me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're right, you're right. Oh well, hey that was that
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  Speaker 1: was a world War we today? Really interesting.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry t J and his lovely wife Grea. She's gonna
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  Speaker 6: be like married to Jo.
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  Speaker 1: I've hit him up about it before too. He's flicted.
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  Speaker 1: Weird fan. Have a great day.