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Episode 29: Here Be Dragons · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Don't pay the dig man. Don't pay the man. Don't
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  Speaker 1: pay the dig man until he digs until the other side.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, no problem with that, because I'm gonna pay him
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  Speaker 2: in tropical blasts, zero sugar. No, no, it's not how
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  Speaker 2: it works. I can only apologize to the people before
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  Speaker 2: we introduce the show and everything. This is the time
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  Speaker 2: here at the Tam and Jeria. We'll have to make
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  Speaker 2: this one quick. Let's a digger man needs meeting and
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  Speaker 2: talking and paying in the dark. But dark doesn't bother
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  Speaker 2: digger man, as Jerry.
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  Speaker 1: Bark doesn't bother digger man. No, I mean I that
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  Speaker 1: was a little bit of chrystal Bourg there to get
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  Speaker 1: you into it. Tom is actually going to go see
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  Speaker 1: a digger man, not a digger operator. No, no, I've
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  Speaker 1: only ever heard them called dig or men, and I
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  Speaker 1: thought that was an up better way job. My dad
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  Speaker 1: was anigger man.
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  Speaker 2: No, you could you could describe your fellow as a
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  Speaker 2: serious operator on a digger on a digger operator, unless
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  Speaker 2: you're doing up a help and safety report.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, yes, indeed, you know down through our
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  Speaker 1: years we've we've gone from a policeman and policewoman to
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  Speaker 1: police officer and all that kind of crack. Gotta tell
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  Speaker 1: you never met a digger woman.
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  Speaker 2: Met a few truck woman, but never met a digger woman.
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure they're out there and we would love to
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  Speaker 2: hear from you.
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  Speaker 1: Please, absolutely, if you're a digger woman out there, do
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  Speaker 1: not keep it to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: We want to hear it. Hey, we didn't introduce the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I jumped in rudely. He's Jerry, I'm Tom.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the Tom and Jerry Show. I mean that's
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  Speaker 1: that's uh, it does what it says exactly. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I think our listenership is, if nothing else, were Ireland's
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  Speaker 1: most steadily portowing podcast. We doubt you're a new listener
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  Speaker 1: if you're hearing the center of our voices right now.
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  Speaker 1: But if you are, you're very welcome along and we're
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  Speaker 1: going to rattle into the show Tom, because there are
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  Speaker 1: jobs to be done, the digger men to be paid,
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  Speaker 1: tigger operators to be paid. Okay, yeah, look at that.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that.
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  Speaker 1: Every day is a learning day. I think I thank
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  Speaker 1: you for the opportunity to learn.
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  Speaker 2: How about that, I've not listened to a thing you said.
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  Speaker 2: This seems to aid digger operator I'm just zoning out.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know what he's talking about. Digger man.
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  Speaker 2: It's a digger man.
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  Speaker 1: There we are, So listen. Last we ramble, we're going
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  Speaker 1: to launch into the Tom and Jerry Show. If you're
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  Speaker 1: new to the podcast, so every chance you might be Ah,
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  Speaker 1: We'll started this week with a little look at some
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  Speaker 1: of the big news that happened in the last seven days,
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  Speaker 1: are there or thereabouts in a segment we call the
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  Speaker 1: weekly what have You? This is a very complicated case, mad.
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  Speaker 1: You know, a lot of ian's, a lot of outs,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of what.
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  Speaker 2: Have you, and uh, a lot of strands to keep
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  Speaker 2: in my head. Man, this one I have and this
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  Speaker 2: I won't say I'm delighted because I never like to
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  Speaker 2: see a crowd go under. I never like to see
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  Speaker 2: people lose their job. But if ever I think we
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  Speaker 2: built on sand I was should never. I'm getting straight
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  Speaker 2: off the fence on this one, jar, I was never
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  Speaker 2: in full agreement with anybody who wanted to hang their
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  Speaker 2: nuts over the over the electric fence. By joining twenty
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  Speaker 2: three and me.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty three and me the DNA tracking.
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  Speaker 2: Website service service. I suppose you've got the genetic testing
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  Speaker 2: company they call themselves. So I mean that's a bit worrying.
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  Speaker 2: I mean everybody else is like, is my grandfather from
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  Speaker 2: you know Galway it's.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty three and me Tom, I never got into it
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  Speaker 1: myself now, And there's a lot of people that say, well,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to give your DNA to a strange
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  Speaker 1: third party. You don't know what they would do with it,
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  Speaker 1: and that ti it, Tim. Yeah, not a not a
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  Speaker 1: bad stance to take, I suppose, But it always struck
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  Speaker 1: me as like, you know, things that you'd get you
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  Speaker 1: ever be at like the seaside or at a fair
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  Speaker 1: or some such and there'll be a lad that would
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  Speaker 1: analyze your signature for you. You know, that's you know,
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  Speaker 1: that's sort of morial thing that like sign this and
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you a little right up on, or tell
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  Speaker 1: me your birthday and I'll work out your your taste
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  Speaker 1: and spots or whatever. It always sort of struck me
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  Speaker 1: as gimmicky like that, except this was like expensive, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like one hundred pound or thereabouts to to to.
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  Speaker 2: To yeah, yeah, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 1: Send it off to them and they come back and go, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you're seventy five percent European and ten percent
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  Speaker 1: Norwegian and all this kind of crack you mister McBride,
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  Speaker 1: you're you know, sixty five to seventy five percent Scandinavian. Well,
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  Speaker 1: Jesus the red Beard kind of gave away pal. There
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  Speaker 1: you go.
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  Speaker 2: Well they've gone, they're going under. They're facing bankruptcy this
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  Speaker 2: week as a result, just as shares have shipped the
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  Speaker 2: bed I don't know is a direct result of people
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  Speaker 2: maybe GDPR and these kind of things. But it's absolutely
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  Speaker 2: crapped out this week. But they still to try and
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  Speaker 2: I suppose save make a few pounds on the way out.
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  Speaker 2: The owner himself tried to actually front up the money
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  Speaker 2: try and save it and what not, but he, you know,
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  Speaker 2: he didn't have the cash to sort it out. But
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  Speaker 2: they have fifteen million people's deaded your fifteen million pee.
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  Speaker 2: I would wager it as more has done that because
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  Speaker 2: a lot of twenty three and me is help being
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  Speaker 2: undergo a while, and there's a you hear it, it's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it's nearly a verb in its own thing
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  Speaker 2: now today.
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  Speaker 1: Is yeah, and if there are other companies that offer
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  Speaker 1: a same service, you start to going like, oh, that's
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  Speaker 1: like a twenty three.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah exactly, it's like the Hoover of genetic test
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  Speaker 2: I don't like that. I like that. I don't like
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  Speaker 2: that testing company.
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  Speaker 1: Like they did offer a thing where it would be like, well, oh,
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  Speaker 1: if you're genetically predisposed to you know, cancers and all
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  Speaker 1: this kind of thing, and I'm like, yeah, fine, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I suppose.
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  Speaker 2: But at the same time, like you can also for
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  Speaker 2: such a kind of heavy thing to give over your DNA.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, look, all right, it's like you know when
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  Speaker 2: you you people tell you but you know, avocados are great,
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  Speaker 2: there's a Mega three, and you're like, what you know,
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  Speaker 2: if they could be in a Mega three sitting up
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  Speaker 2: at the table chair and not one person would know
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  Speaker 2: what Look, but you know what I mean. Same with
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  Speaker 2: your DNA. They're taking your DNA and.
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  Speaker 1: You shouldn't willingly give it away.
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  Speaker 2: But you wouldn't know your DNA if it was running
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  Speaker 2: up the side of your leg, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: But at the same time, it's your like it's.
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  Speaker 1: The last time.
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  Speaker 2: But what what I'm saying is that it could be
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  Speaker 2: to what end are they going to use it for?
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  Speaker 2: And they're going to like it is your genetic fingerprint
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  Speaker 2: it is you, And it's kind of weird, do you
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  Speaker 2: know I did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm no conspiracy theorist, Yeah yeah, yeah, but someone put
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  Speaker 1: it in my head, like, you know, if you voluntarily
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  Speaker 1: send your DNA to somebody, then it could get found
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  Speaker 1: at a crime scene all of a sudden. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, bollocks. But also.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's low probability, but there is a possibility. Do
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  Speaker 2: you know that kind of way? And also it's like
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  Speaker 2: why do you need to know? What do you need
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  Speaker 2: to know? Your bollocks? I can see Americans do it
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  Speaker 2: because they just desperately need to know that they're one
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  Speaker 2: fair enough right, well, because you know, because it's only
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  Speaker 2: the country's only like twenty two years old or something
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  Speaker 2: or whatever. I don't know their history. But when I
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  Speaker 2: hear of Irish people getting excited to do it, You're like,
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  Speaker 2: what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: You know, like to send it off? And now what
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  Speaker 2: what all anybody's here's one thing Like the twenty three
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  Speaker 2: and me, we're holding their hands up and saying we're clean, right,
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  Speaker 2: we ain't doing nothing with it. We just testing your
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  Speaker 2: genetics to tell you, you know, as you said, if
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  Speaker 2: you're predisposed to certain cancers, if your allergy tests or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: and we will tell you what percentage of you know,
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  Speaker 2: where you know I've Scandinavian you are from, or what
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  Speaker 2: part of you know, Kazakhstan you've come out of. But
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  Speaker 2: now to claw back a few pounds, it looks like
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  Speaker 2: they're gonna flug off as many as they can before
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  Speaker 2: people get into delete it. So if you have sent
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  Speaker 2: your beat in or whatever you have to send I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, to twenty three, yeah, yeah, get on quick
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  Speaker 2: and try and fucking delete it. Now you sent physical spait,
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  Speaker 2: it got logged in. Now, I'm not sure they have
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  Speaker 2: a whole bank of spait, but they logged that somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: I always said that the Tom and Jerry Show was
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  Speaker 1: not a learning podcast, but it's the same. But I
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  Speaker 1: assume they don't have little beakers of your cheek cells.
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  Speaker 2: I doubt both. Do you think that you can delete
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  Speaker 2: it from this side? You know?
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  Speaker 1: And we've deleted we deleted it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can't see a wink over a podcast, but me
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  Speaker 1: and Tom or winking here and now I will say
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  Speaker 1: this Tom, that you know it may seem far fetched
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  Speaker 1: that we would get fingered for crimes. But the falsification
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  Speaker 1: and cloning of DNA to send an innocent man to
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  Speaker 1: jail was the exact plot of Judge Reread.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Neither left nor right of it. And I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to be in a courtroom like I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that's Judge Dread by way of Walls.
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  Speaker 2: And Robert by the way of the guy from the
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  Speaker 2: Goodies for a secondary.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hell no, no, you guys, Okay, so Tom what,
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  Speaker 1: I have not sent them anything, So I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: all right. They've only got they've only got my DNA
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  Speaker 1: from actual crime scenes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's fair enough. I think we all have
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  Speaker 2: a bit of McBride around the house somewhere. It's it's
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  Speaker 2: it's a thing that goes on. But you're dead right
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  Speaker 2: not to have sent it into twenty three meters. But
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  Speaker 2: needless to say, I'm sure there's plenty of other versions
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  Speaker 2: of twenty three meters. But if you are, this is
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  Speaker 2: more of a cautionary tail. If you have been tempted
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  Speaker 2: and you've gone you know what I just wanted to see,
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  Speaker 2: and you have sent in your your speed or whatever
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  Speaker 2: to and you didn't hear that they're going under, because
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  Speaker 2: I'm guessing they didn't send you an email to gay,
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  Speaker 2: Hey we're going under. But prior to that, bad lads,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna say, here's the thing they sell your DNA.
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  Speaker 2: I would imagine to what need who would want to buy?
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  Speaker 2: That's where it gets super creepy. Who would want to
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  Speaker 2: buy your genetic code? And what they would want to
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  Speaker 2: know about you? I don't know. Maybe they're in this
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  Speaker 2: age predisposed to buying. I don't know that it wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: In this day and age, Tom, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: they would want my DNA for other than what I
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  Speaker 1: would willingly tell them on the internet myself. Yeah, to
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  Speaker 1: get a discount off coffee.
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  Speaker 2: But what's what would be killing me is that they're
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  Speaker 2: making a few pounds off of me and I'm not
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  Speaker 2: getting any They're not with my beak at all. Do
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: The money on me on the double?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, on the double. I'm like, I'm I ain't getting
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  Speaker 2: a slice of the action.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what we'll do for twenty three
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  Speaker 1: and me time. Like I said, we never really wanted
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: this podcast to become an obituaries podcast like The Weekly
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  Speaker 1: what happen. You could just be who died this week?
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  Speaker 1: Every single single week, we've had a couple in a
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  Speaker 1: row there of big companies going out of business. We've
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  Speaker 1: had twenty three and Meter, and we've had Topperware going
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  Speaker 1: out of business. So we put a moratorium on on
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: on things going out of business for the weekly what
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  Speaker 1: have you. But with that being said, we mourn the
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  Speaker 1: loss of Topperware a lot more than more the loss
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  Speaker 1: of twenty three.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was. It was more so I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to talk about it because it's such a weird thing
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  Speaker 2: and to cautionary tail for any of our listeners that
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  Speaker 2: may have been tempted at one time to send in
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  Speaker 2: their their their their spit to twenty three and me,
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  Speaker 2: get deleting right now.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever good it'll do, they're gonna sell you. Don't think
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be deleting for all. But here we are,
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  Speaker 1: oh boy, twenty three and me. I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: how it's called twenty three and me, I have no idea,
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  Speaker 1: never cared to look at.
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  Speaker 2: Up, and even though we were doing an episode with
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  Speaker 2: it in it, I didn't look it up. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, it's a shite name. It's a idea. Yeah, Grand,
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  Speaker 2: it's never just know enough Jack. I just I'm happy.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: I'm happy at a certain level, Jair. I don't need
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: to overcrowd the room. Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Headache?
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  Speaker 2: No, No, this is invoked. That is not necessary to
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  Speaker 2: this show.
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  Speaker 1: With that being said, we did learn something new this week, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: and that thing will inform what we come out with
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: next because the second segment of the Tom and Jerry Show,
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: my fine listeners here, is always about the lad of
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  Speaker 1: the week. We're talking about the lads. We're just talking
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: about someone that stands out more than others, to the
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  Speaker 1: point where we don't call them this lad. We call
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  Speaker 1: them this.
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  Speaker 2: Lad's that guy, this lad. And I think this might
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  Speaker 2: be a.
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  Speaker 1: Possibly our oldest ever, this lad, Tom, Oh, for sure
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  Speaker 1: our oldest ever.
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  Speaker 2: I mean sure, no, for sure our oldest ever, but
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  Speaker 2: I would say our first ever. A non mythical, mythical
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  Speaker 2: sounded beast, A two hundred and forty million year old
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  Speaker 2: dragon was discovered in course in China, so big to fortify.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, a dragon was found in China. Wouldn't you
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  Speaker 2: be delighted? If you're a archaeologist. The dragon.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, Tom is the fossil love a new dinosaur,
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  Speaker 1: So new dinosaur, whoop whoop. We always we always love
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  Speaker 1: a new addition to the dinosaur clan. But when you
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  Speaker 1: see these fossils, Tom, you really can't say, right, I
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  Speaker 1: see where you got dragons from. I see if you
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  Speaker 1: if you found the bones of these animals buried in
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  Speaker 1: rock and took a look at them, then dragons would
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  Speaker 1: feature heavily in your mythology. One because this guy is
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  Speaker 1: a fucking dragon.
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  Speaker 2: Literally, he is slapped in areas on the vacuum, flying around.
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  Speaker 1: And this is this isn't this isn't a nickname. This
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  Speaker 1: isn't the dragon Bruce Lee. No, this is like an
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  Speaker 1: actual dragon with the long neck and the small hands.
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  Speaker 1: I give you his name here, Tom, I always like
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  Speaker 1: to try out.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you do it.
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  Speaker 1: It's Dinocephalosaurus orientalis.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you and my five year old nailed it, honestly.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: The thing with dinosaur names, Thomas, like town names and Ireland.
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  Speaker 1: You know the way every town in Ireland is a
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  Speaker 1: bally this or a character or a I've done.
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  Speaker 2: This or yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Once you learned that there's only a couple of sarah
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  Speaker 1: Thops and Sarah sarahphaliss and and Dinanicus, and lots of
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  Speaker 1: raptors and heavy raptors and all this kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: Once you learned that there are only a couple of
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  Speaker 1: changes Brontosaurus, a Patosaurus, stegosaurus, there's always going to be
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  Speaker 1: a saurus there, or away gonna be a seratops, or
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  Speaker 1: they're always going to be a cephalous' you can make
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  Speaker 1: the rest of them.
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  Speaker 2: This fellow was all of sixteen foot long. That's a
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  Speaker 2: fair horror of a yoke to come at you.
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  Speaker 1: That was a big fellow here. Yeah, he was a
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  Speaker 1: sea based reptile, which is what you're always going to
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  Speaker 1: get good. I gotta tell you here, and we'll get
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  Speaker 1: into this now and just a little psycond into the
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  Speaker 1: meat proper of this. But you're always going to get
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  Speaker 1: good quality fossils out of sea creatures because they die
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: and they laid instantly in mud and would have instantly
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  Speaker 1: washed over them, and then that was good. Whereas if
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  Speaker 1: you died up in the in the ground, you had
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: to wait and have your bones picked clean and maybe
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: stamped into the ground and smashed, and eventually after a
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  Speaker 1: couple of hundred years to be covered with dirt. And
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  Speaker 1: eventually after a couple of thousand years that had started,
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  Speaker 1: and then after a couple of million years it turned
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  Speaker 1: the rock. The sea creatures they fall into it. It's
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  Speaker 1: like falling into mola. You're always going to get a good,
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  Speaker 1: real nice skeleton now always.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, this fella is damn near perfect. Like he's perfect,
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  Speaker 2: big long neck and like, honest to god, I mean
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  Speaker 2: he's not big, big by dinosaur, you knowdyning like they
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  Speaker 2: go to gigantosaurs and these like literally gigantosaurs, and but
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  Speaker 2: at sixteen feet that whore like you're going for a dip.
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  Speaker 2: That who is absolutely terrifying. But he was in the
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Triassic period because and I say, I wanted to kind
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: of say what period is him? Because so many of
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: you know, the din of the crossovers that was in
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Jurassic Park and stuff like that, they weren't from the
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Jurassic in the slightest I And to be honest with you,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: it didn't stand out to me until dinosaurs resurfaced again
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: in my life. Having a child who quite literally put
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: this in my pocket, he says, hey, literally going out
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: the door this evening, he went you might want to.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: And he said, it's to me like a man who
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: was giving me a gun going into a war zone.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: He had his knife in your bood.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: He looked around over his shoulder and handed me. I
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: think it's a Is it a raptor or something? And
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: just he looks raptory, doesn't he? He is? We is?
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: We is.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: We've lots of raptor. Look at the fucking near to
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: me here, Tom checking his toes.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: He no, his toes don't give it away properly, Jar,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: They're kind of a bit smoogie.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: But then he could be. Then he might be, he
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: might be some more dinosaurs look the most important regardless
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: of which, Tom, this is what I wanted to get
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: into you. So we were welcome to the gang dinosauralis orientalis,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: welcome to the pack. Here, God go with you. How
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: are you for dinosaurs as a child, Tom Or? Indeed,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: now you said that you're it said that it's brought
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: back into your life with your child. But is that
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: is that a lapsed fandom? Were you a big gay
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: for dinosaurs back in the day?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I don't. I think you see again, I think we
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: we can easily mendela affect ourselves into saying that, oh,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: we're all really and truly. There was nobody talking about
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: dinosaurs or give half a shit about dinosaurs pre Jurassic Park,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: the very first one, which has got to be thirty
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: years old at this stage, ye, thirty thirty years older,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: thirty one years there was nobody here that much. It
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: was army men and guns and stuff like you know.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Prior there was a couple of dinosaurs on the scene,
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: but they didn't blow up, blow up. And then as
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: soon as they did with Jurassic Park, of course you're
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: into them. You want the t Rex, you want you
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. They were the coolest, coolest thing
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: on two legs out of it.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Tom, I have about eighteen months on you,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: maybe even you know, I have about eighteen months on
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: you age wise, so you might not remember this. I
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: was in the dinosaurs in a big way after I
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: got out of childhood things. Tom, after I got out
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: of like turtles and and he Man and all that
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: kind of thing, and a brief flirtation with Power Rangers,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: but I was too old for Power Rangers by the
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: time that came along.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: That'd be honest. I spent a while with the turtles. Now,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie, all right, And I was,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: and and.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Then there's like a there's an awkward gap there before
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: you start, you know, drinking and Jason women. So I
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: would have been like, you know, twelve to thirty in
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: that kind of age, and Dinosaurs all of a sudden
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: filled that gap in a big, bad way. There was
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: a book, a bigger part of like a magazine series
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: that was released and it was like Dinosaur and I
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: think we did we talk about this before? We talk
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: about this a long long time ago. Yeah, And the
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: first edition is only thirty p and it's this kind
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: of thing where you get a new issue every two
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: weeks and you build the classic Dinosaur over the course
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: closing the Dark, and it closed in the Dark. And
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: after you had it built, the magazine just ran on
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: for another hundred episodes, another hundred issues, and god damn
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: it if I did not collect every single one of them.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Time.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I collected hundreds of issues of that magazine and I
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: read it cover the cover every week. I went over
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: and over and over. So there was by the time
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Jurassic Park hit the big screen, test me brother, I could,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I could. It was not an I could tell it
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: was not that that movie was just landed at just
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: the right time that I was like, God, I love
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: a big movie about dinosaurs. Well, coming this summer from Steve,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, you're fucking kidding me badly.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I definitely, I don't think I took I bit. I
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: took the bait as hard as you did. I think
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I was still with the turtles for probably through that while. Yeah, no,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: the way while, and then Jurassic Park itself kicked me
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: into gear. I'm like, yeah, oh wait, these class this
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: is a class back, Yeah, these are class From then
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: on it was just a rolling. I mean, it was
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: a genius move was to bring out a movie like that,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: And I never was a thing capitalized, do you know
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Like such a broad like sure there
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: is there you're nowadays there's Jurassic Park specific merch, do
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: The toys?
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: But like you and I, this bastard was probably picked
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: up in a petro station, do you know what I mean? Like,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: and I'm with a bag of fifty other ones, like
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: anybody was able to make a go of dinosaurs.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Because yeah, it was like you can't you can't copyright
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: an elephant.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: There you go, there you go. I never was. And
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: you can throw a back of the men and one
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: could be from the Triassic, the Jurassic, or another period.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I don't put a pound in this jukebox if you
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear the whole songbody you'll.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Be listening to it. I mean, I had to suffer.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Oh he's not bad, Andy, you know, going back in time,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: you know, Andy, he's probably too late now for your kids.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: And see, yeah, my my we man had No, I
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: wouldn't give you Toppens for dinosaurs.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: He likes.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: He likes g Urascid Park just fine. But no, he
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: never got into it, into it. Although there's time yet,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: so I'm not all that up to speed on dinosaurs
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: these days. With the exception of a thing that I
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: do know, everything I learned tom between the ages of
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: eleven to thirteen has by this stage within my lifetime
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: now turning forty four shortly, so in thirty short years.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: These fucking things have been around for fifty million years,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: and in the thirty odd years that I've been alive,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: everything that I knew has since been debunked, Is that right?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: A lot of it, It's like, yeah, they're scally creatures.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: No they're not. They're slow, no or not. They've got
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: they've got skin. No, the feathers they don't look like birds.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: They absolutely look like birds. They're cold blooded or not.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Like it's just one after another. They're coming at me.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: So they show you a picture of a dinosaur now
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: and it's covered in feathers, like like a chicken, and
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: you go like, what has happened? What have they done?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Here are they? You know, is this an agenda for
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: you know, to take cool dinosaurs or make them knuckle?
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: No, just apparently loads them the feathers.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Looked a little bit closer and found out something we
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: didn't know in the last thirty years when technology got
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: that little bit better, you could look at closer at
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: every other skeleton that was grown, that was picked up, and.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Like, huh, glad you need only look and they listen. Man,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: you need only own a couple of hens to know
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: that you have a hand full of little raptors out there.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Little.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen hens kill mice like I mean, I've
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: seen those hens gang up and attack the dog. Do
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? They will like there is
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: a pecking order. Three new hens around in the mother's place.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: The other day, the two older ones beat seven sheets
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: oh shit out of them because they're small and new,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: and I mean pull feathers off their head, kicked them
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: around the head, and I mean there was there is were.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: You there at the side, just like throwing dollar bills
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: at them.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, this is me and a bunch of Mexican
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: guys are just shouting at I don't know where they
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: showed up from these lands. They just come out and nowhere,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: but with a great time afterwards. But it was to
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: watch hens in action. They have no remorse for other hens.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: They have no remorse. Like they'll get a bit, you know,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: they'll be a bit rattled after a fox attack or whatever,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: but like they don't care if they fuck up another hend.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: They don't care if the other hen hasn't gotten enough
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: grub and she'd maybe a bit poorly. They're just mean motherfuckers,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: like and I appreciate it, but when you know, when
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: you're looking at him, after a while, they're like, I
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: eat little bastards are dinosaurs. You're dinosaurs. Look at your like,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: if anybody a great part to go to, if you
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: have young kids that are into dinosaurs, it's in it's
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: out the back of a hotel in Kilkenny, and they
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: have this unbelievable life size triceratops animal like if they're animatronic,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: they move and everything. Triceratops, t rex and a what
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: do I want to say, what the big bastard with
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: the long neck hugeurs they have either it's in your
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: bracer saurs or a brontosaurs. And they have a couple
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: of more fellas that are don't start me on that
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: debby Jesus, some one has a lump apparently I don't know.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: But what they also have walking around which is very good,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: walking around the tryser or the t rex in the
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: t rex pen, like the t rex is in this
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: giant pen and in it with him as oh wow.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: It's so that the rangers they walk around with you
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: with their you know, their hat on and they've got
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: their the ranger style gla and stuff and they're telling you,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: how have a look at that. Think about a hen
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: and that's the jump that's from him, that's from that
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: to that. And you can see it in the EMUs
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: like they've got these nasty feet like they would absolutely
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: wreck it if they got at you. You know what
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, same as an ostrime.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: What do you call that board? You don't see it
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: all that off and it's like a castle warry or
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Actually, Clappy Clapp think with the great the great thing
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: with the big beak that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: that's a raptor that's out of the nightmare dinosaur nightmare
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: is that thing?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you this much. Now, these dinosaurs
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: and indeed these chickens are known. You just you just
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: detailed an awful ride between chickens there, like like of
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: a ride that you'd never see before. And it's certainly
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: certainly I don't know why I went all Ari Kogan there.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Certainly not the kind on the tunnel, but no, certainly
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: not the kind of row that you'd see on the
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Show. Because we don't roar around here, right,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: don't stop.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: We absolutely do and we're absolutely going to have another
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: one because it is drawn to my attention that there
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: is I'm sure, and we're not a political podcast here,
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: we don't do political politics. But for one reason or another,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: there are certain things that divide society, and one of
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: them and I have no idea which way you called her.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: There's one find out it's crocks. There, it's crocks.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, So we went from we went from dragons to crocs.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Is that what we're saying here?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Like, No, those fucking horn yokes that people put on
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: their feet. Like I have talked about this before, as
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: a grown ass man, you're there as certain levels of
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: comfort you're not allowed. You're just not allowed. If you're
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: to be respected as a peer, there are certain things
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: you're not allowed to have. And that's well that crocs.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I will have it if I know if
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: and then butts about it.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: As as you mentioned conference shoes. I'm just gonna thrown
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: a little aside here, Tom, because this happened to me
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: earlier this week. I threw it up on my Twitter.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: People might have seen it. I was there for a run.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I run, what can I tell you, Tom? Right, And
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: like a while back I ran and I was like, ah,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: fucking there's something in my shoe right underneath my big
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: toe on my left hand side, and and and when
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I go and when I got back to the house,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I felt into where I could feel nothing. And then
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: another time I was out running and I no, there
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: it is again, and I thought it would. I thought
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: it was like the skin underneath me toe splitting or something,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: if you can imagine the under side of your toe. Yeah,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: because it would only happen at a very specific step,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: if I was if I stepped on a manhood or
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: some sort or the edge of the care if I
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: hit it just right. And I was like, did a
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: stone go up into the bottom of the shoe? Anyway?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I ran on four months, Tom Man. Every time you'd
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: run on this, you'd go out and be like, there's
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: something in that shoe for sure. When I get back,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I'll check it. But it seems to be all right.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: It's half going again. And after two months, I said, okay,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: i'll check it, and I turned it off over Tom,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: and I pulled like a like a like a like
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: a half inch carpettack out of the bottom of the shoe.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: A proper looking isn't a nail or tornet.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: But it's like it's like a car. It's a carp attack.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: You ever see like a carp attack, you know, the
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: little a little black tack that you used to tack
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: down car. But I don't know what to tell you,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: And I had to have been running on that thing
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: for three months.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Good good.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: So I'll tell you one thing Tom, with that in mind, Yeah,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind a pair of crocs to what end? Actually,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna roll back on
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: that a little bit. I know crocs are not built
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: for fashion because the ugliest thing you've ever seen in
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: your life? Right, yeah, yeah, but remind me of what
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: do you call the feet car? And it's a beat
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: cube or the cube. It's like a box and it's
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: got like this sort of little the lights are.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Shite.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like it's like a caveman's eyebrow. I
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: don't know what else.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: And you're like, why would you build such a car
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: like that when you can build a nice one? And
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, well, it's more comfortable for tall people
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: that can't afford land Rover. I don't know. But like
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'd never drive it, but I appreciate it
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: there for the people that want it. I would never
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: wear a pair of crocs, and I'll tell you why
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: now in a little second. But for those that do,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like me, you gog wit, It's not something I'm
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: going to tackle anybody to the ground over.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's the thing with crocs.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Here's why I won't wear them. Real simple. They can
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: be as comfortable as you like, but I'm just not
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: gonna put them on the feet, at the back of it,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: on the heel of it. It's like a little stirrup, yes,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: to hold it's just not the thing flying off your feet, right, yeah,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine anything more uncomfortable than that. Then to
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: have that little rubber stirrup rubbing at your achilles tendon.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, I can hear them now.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I can't figure the internet that would be less uncomfortable.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I can hear them now out and that us gone?
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Or would you not try a pair they don't. You
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: wouldn't even bother you. It wouldn't a big owl belt
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: across your achilles tendon, wouldn't even stress you out, not
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: at all. Leaving or so you can leave them down,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: just walk around like slippers. Oh Jesus Christy.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: But Tom, here's here's the thing as well. People will
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: be like, they're so comfortable, it's amazing. I'm trying to
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: pair on They're not comfortable.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: No, that's I exactly the same. I'm like I'm not
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: seeing the benefits here at all. Now, if I had
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: to do I don't know if I was going for
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: periwinkles or something which you would fucking never find me
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: having the time ever to go picking periwinkles. I can
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: see the merits in them then, because you can. You're
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: dabbling around in the sea puddles, you're not soaking your feet,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: you're not stepping on any crabs. You can rinse them
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: under the tap. Fine, but this is they strike me
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: as like many things jarre. They are a commodity of
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: the bone idol, do you.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: There are there and a lot of the end that's
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: you know, They're indicative of the issues that people have
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: with the world today. Gone, I just want to be
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: you had, don't fucking want anything. You need a fucking
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: more work in your life. I'm telling you now I could,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I would never be at that much ease. I'm ticking
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: over at about seven all the time. I would never
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: be at that much ease. Or I've be like, how
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: do you somebody breaks through your door with a fucking ax,
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: You're going to attack him with a pair of defend
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: yourself with a pair of them on you joke me.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: It's like wrestling nude. It's never going to fucking when well, it's.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: It's you know, it's like the Britney Spears song, not
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: a girl, not yet a woman. It's like it's not
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: a slipper, not yet a shoe.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: That here's the thing. If you want to wear a
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: slipper around the house, it's not for me because I
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: have ten percent of my brain continuously ready to bug out. Literally,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I'm ready to pull tanking in the jeep, ready to go.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell your time. I'm still off the coffee
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: and that goes away?
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Does it does? Okay? I'm definitely not off the coffee,
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: and I'm amped up the fuck.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I don't wonder what's in this called damn tropical blast
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: to be pair of glawns, which that's what it's going
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: to be. That's going to be our end of season
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: arc is like turn come to find out the tropical
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: blast that Tom is sending back down three cans at
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: the time, drinking aldi tropical bust here like stun cold
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Steve aws and smashing cannons. Ye I cannot tell you
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: another thing about crocs.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Got crocs can get in to see please don't put them.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Into I'll tell you a better one again, Tom, Like
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I would, I would entertain wearing crocs to the swimming pool,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: holidays at the seaside.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Or some such That's what I mean.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: But that would be about the height of it.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: When I see people walking around Super Value and them,
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I want to stamp on their foot and.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Go how comfortable to just walk around in a pair
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: of crocs?
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Animal? Like? You think that the you're that comfortable in
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: open society, you absolute freaking nature. You think that this
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: is what sort of utopia do you think you're living in?
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Like you're walking around this place like it's your from
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: front room Jesus Christ. Put some shoes on like a
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: grown ass man walking around. I can't, I can't. It
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: does not sit well with me, jir It doesn't sit
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: well with me either.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Do you know who it does sit well with?
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Tom? With idol bastards there on the.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Contray, it seems to be favored very much by the
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: medical community, surgeons, nurses, people that are on their feet
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: all day running around in hospital wars. But then again,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: is that that the crocs are so comfortable for you
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: to bob around the ward? Or is it that like
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: you know, and I don't want to get too deep
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: in the water here that if that was your work environment,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: you'd want something that could be easily washed down.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: See again, there you go. I think that's the whole idea,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: is that you can run downs under a tap. That's
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: one of the few workplaces where you can go. All right, Okay,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I get it. Nasty out stuff all over your feet,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: you're on your feet all day, I get it. I
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: don't think you're a man that I saw. I'm gonna
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: go out in a limit and say, I don't think
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: he's a medical professional. Like this fucker, do you know
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: what I mean? He had dinner that's still down in
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: the front of his top, like and I saw him
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: and he picked up a full box, a full box,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: not just a pack, a full box of coconoodles. Do
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean?
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: This is this? Like I said, they're a commodity of
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: the fucking idol. Do you know that? And Okay, the
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: medical staff or if you work, you know, at a pool,
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: I get it. If you work Perry Winkle picking, I
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: get it. But if you're strolling around with the rest
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: of us and you're you're just a regular Joe and
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: some fucking shoes.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Will Well, can I ask you a question, Tom, We're
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: gonna wrap this up now because there's digger men need
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: to be paid.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Ah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Where do you stand on a thing? And I've only
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: seen them a couple of places. I've never sold them.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I've had them in shop so that I work in,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: but nobody ever bought them. As what I'm trying to
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: tell you, it was like a welly but of shoe.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: So if you'd imagine like a welly boot, but without
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: the top twelve inches, it was terminated in a shoe.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, Now, first and foremost, I will I can show
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: you visually where I stand on that kind of a scenario.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Right, So that's me. That is a full welly, a
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: full well that's right there.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: My wife loves them. She loves those things, right, They're
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: a thing. Those there. I joked I called them winkles
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: because will you for willy stoop your ankle?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: She seems to love them me. I, well, you've got
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: a non zero amount of winkles in your house right now?
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the wife has I think probably two pairs of
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: these winkles in the house right now. Again, I'm not
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: saying there for the lady.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe they just didn't sell an.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: R D I like I I'm thinking also, I'm guessing
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: in her mind, she's like, well, I won't be venturing
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: into anything over four inches deep of shite. I'll be fine.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: That's her day planned out. I couldn't possibly make that call.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, you never need we we never know
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: you or may.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Not be in If I'm up to a foot and
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: a half shite, I'm still covered. I've still got it. Like,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know she planned them buying some glosses or
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: gators as they call them, as well. They wrap around
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: you know, there they go to cover her like you'd
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: see the Horsey crowd wearing them. You know, they cover
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: your your calf or whatever. I'm not sure why she's
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: into them, but she's into them, So I'm gonna leave
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: him to him. Maybe just say.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: A lot of you're throwing a lot of ship at
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: the croc community for a man with what appears to
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: be several questionable shoes underneath your own roof.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: There.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: No, hey, hey, listen, I hitched my This might be
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: the first time in the don't start a rouse segment
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: of the Tom and Jerry Show where a man was
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: incisively found out.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: They're not mine. That's all I can say. They're little
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: size fives. They are most definitely. Look, there are some
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: things we've had, We have our differences, and maybe that's
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: what makes a good couple. But you'll never catch me
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: wearing a pair of those winkles. Never.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: All right, let's see if that comes back to haunt
• 36:22
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