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Ep. 188 Mr Hankey 5: The QUINTessential Watchalong Special · Privycast

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  Welcome back to privy.
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  Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded from my home bathroom.
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  I'm your host Hunter Hoover and I love bathrooms.
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  Welcome back everyone.
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  Thank you for being here.
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  Happy and joyous and a Merry festive Christmas to you.
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  Happy privy Christmas.
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  We have a Christmas tradition here on the show where we
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  Look in on a very particular piece of bathroom culture.
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  Uh, and this piece of bathroom culture comes to us by way of a kind of animated cartoon classic.
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  think it's become a classic in the, in the, I don't know, general sense of the word, but every year we, during the Christmas season.
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  Take a look at the, the, check in on our stinky holiday friend, Nutty the Friendly Dum- No, I'm just kidding.
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  Sorry.
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  Forgive me.
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  I forgot that we were not doing this based off of what our friend was likely stolen from.
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  We like to pretend that Nutty doesn't exist.
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  And we only talk about the real Christmas turd.
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  Mr.
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  Hankie, the Christmas poo.
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  In these installments where we check in on Mr.
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  Hankey the Christmas Poo, it is my, Hunter, uh way of dipping my toe into the world of South Park.
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  remember, South Park only exists to me through the world of Mr.
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  Hankey.
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  South Park is but a show that pops up once per year via the legacy and ongoing
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  Adventures of Mr.
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  Hankey the Christmas Poo.
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  And so far, we have covered and observed the first four appearances of Mr.
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  Hankey in the show's running.
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  We find out that he is the Christmas Poo, that he has magical wizard powers.
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  um He loves, he did like a Christmas Carol rendition and we did like a uh full like album listen along.
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  And last year we attempted something new and
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  It was actually one of my favorite things.
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  But we've learned a lot about Mr.
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  Hankey the Christmas poo.
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  And what is wild is this year as we launch into our fifth installment of Mr.
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  Hankey, we're only landing at about season six of the show on an episode that was released in 2002.
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  seems like a lifetime ago.
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  That date will be important.
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  when this episode released, I would have been
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  I would have been probably in second grade.
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  That's crazy to think about.
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  My son is older than that now himself.
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  And before we get into the episode, we're to talk about a few things to get us in the Christmas spirit, as well as to ground us in the historical setting of when this episode
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  released.
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  Because prior to this episode, a number of things happened in our world and in the world of South Park that will be very important for our purposes.
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  this week.
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  Last year's installment, we watched The Spirit of Christmas from Season 4.
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  And in it, we discussed the degree to which the episode was really a callback to the show's roots, that old fashioned uh animation, The Spirit of Christmas, that the creators
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  of South Park had done when they were in college.
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  In a very crappy Christmas slash spirit of Christmas, Jesus and Santa are at odds with one another fighting over who holds the place in the world's heart as carrying the true
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  meaning of Christmas.
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  Gotta get it right now.
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  Right out of the gate.
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  Really got to wet it, know, wet your whistle.
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  And since the last installment of Mr.
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  Hankey, something that needs to be said is that apparently in the time in between a character named Kenny has died.
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  Now, again, because the episode in which Kenny dies didn't happen with Mr.
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  Hankey on, on call.
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  This occurred in season five's episode titled Kenny dies.
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  Go figure who'd have thought who thought Kenny was going to die in an episode named Kenny dies.
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  Go figure.
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  And apparently Kenny dies a lot.
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  Like it's a bit on the show.
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  think I've seen Kenny quote unquote die on a couple of these Christmas specials.
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  But apparently on this episode in season five, Kenny actually died as in like
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  They took him off the show.
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  He was not on the show anymore and he's gone.
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  He's like dead for real.
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  And that's really what the excitement in the world of South Park is between season four's installment of A Very Crappy Christmas, The Spirit of Christmas, Mr.
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  Hankey's Christmas special that we looked at last year.
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  And now the finale of season six, the next installment of Mr.
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  Hankey.
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  But in what was just like a bit over a year in the real world, it was about two years and a lot happened between 2000 and 2002 here in our world.
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  World events changed significantly with the bombing of the twin towers on 9-11 2001.
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  Now, this is not a political podcast and I'm in the Christmas spirit.
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  But like it's a bathroom podcast and this time and for this episode, it's specifically a podcast about an animated talking Christmas turd.
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  like, this isn't an argument, but like, here we go.
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  After and leading up to the events of 9-11, the United States engaged in the war on terror in the Middle East.
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  This was often thought of in the culture as the war quote, in Iraq.
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  This episode of South Park greets us about a year after the attacks on 9-11 and in short makes some of its own commentaries about the Iraq war in true South Park style.
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  And so, as you might guess, anytime anything happens in our country and you pair that with freedom of speech and freedom of expression, there's going to be various views and various
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  opinions on what is going on.
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  Like,
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  What are these events?
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  South Park is a media franchise that is usually at the forefront with its edgy and political commentary.
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  And as such, they're not going to miss the opportunity to make comment on the Iraq war.
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  Now what's curious is they use their season finale and Christmas special to do so.
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  It's a bold choice.
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  It's a bold move, Cotton.
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  We'll see if it pays off.
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  And so with a brief lesson on what is going on in South Park up to 2002, and a reminder of some of the world's events leading into 2002 and 2003, we need now to take a couple looks
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  at the stylistic and pop culture moments that will lend some inspiration to this episode of South Park.
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  In 1999, David O.
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  Russell directed a film called Three Kings.
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  Now, is this convenient around this Christmas time of year?
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  Yes, it is.
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  This is not the We Three Kings of Orient are that we all know and love from the beloved Carol this time of year.
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  But it is in that style and theme.
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  Three Kings coming from afar and helping people in need.
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  In this case, these kings are soldiers who are set out, determined to steal back gold in the way of the Persian Gulf War that was part of that war on terror and leading up to the
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  attack on 9-11 and the insinuating um Iraq war, and stealing back this gold from Kuwait.
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  And as they do so, they find out that they would be better served helping serve some folks who need it in that context, we three kings.
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  And I want to say, I haven't seen the film, We Three Kings.
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  Oh, excuse me.
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  It's a long day.
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  Neither drank.
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  haven't seen the movie, We Three Kings, but needless to say it, it stars George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, and Ice Cube.
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  Now that actually sounds kind of good.
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  Is it bad that I think this movie sounds good?
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  I think I kind of want to watch this movie.
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  I don't know.
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  But this movie released in 1999 before 9 11 in the wake of the Persian Gulf war, another war movie.
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  Which came out in 2001 is titled Black Hawk Down.
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  And it follows 160 soldiers who dropped into Mogadishu to capture lieutenants of a warlord.
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  But then once having done so, they have to fight heavily armored Somalis to escape.
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  like 26 years ago, we were dropping in to Mogadishu and ended up fighting the Somalis.
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  And now we just let the Somalis come to Michigan and like.
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  control everything from there.
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  Makes perfect sense to me.
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  Like, go figure.
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  You're up to something.
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  But yeah, these two pop culture moments, these predecessors for our episode this year, are a big,
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  leading up to the making of this episode.
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  And now, much in the style of last year, if you would like to watch along with me, you're going to have to pull up not HBO Max, because since we last met to take view of Mr.
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  Hanky the Christmas Poo, a deal has been made, a $1.5 billion deal that gave Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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  the distribution rights and put that solely on Paramount Plus.
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  So where once HBO previously held the US streaming rights, they lost when Paramount outbid them.
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  Now, I don't know where Paramount's getting all this money.
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  I truly do not understand it because we are currently at the point of this episode's record watching as Netflix is trying to like
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  buy out Warner Brothers and HBO, all this other stuff.
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  And Paramount is over here like trying to outbid them.
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  It's truly crazy where the Paramount money is coming from.
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  I like to think it's SpongeBob, but I'm not sure.
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  SpongeBob's the little sponge that made the house of Paramount.
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  No, I'm just kidding, it's probably not.
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  It's probably like Star Trek or something ridiculous, I don't know.
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  I would love to know what is the thing that made Paramount its money, like its driving thing.
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  It's flagship money-making product.
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  That'd be a curiosity to me.
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  But if you would like right now, go to your Paramount Plus subscription.
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  I know.
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  If you're like, I got an HBO subscription just so I could watch along this year.
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  I'm sorry.
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  The media war, the streaming war is yet to be won, but boy howdy, are they at war.
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  But no, you need to navigate to
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  Paramount Plus and you need to navigate to season six, episode 17 of South Park titled Red Slay Down.
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  And so if you are interested in watching along with me here in a moment, I will give you a countdown and we can watch this episode together and I will do some live reactions for
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  you.
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  It's going to be great.
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  So.
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  Um, if you're ready, you can click play on three, two, one, play.
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  South
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  I see if I can have wine
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  Damnit,
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  down South by kids.
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  Some friends mine.
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  you
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  three oh hundred
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  Three nice?
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  Look, what about this one?
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  Yes, well, I didn't think hitting Clyde in the balls with slingshot really counted as nice.
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  It was nice for token, he laughed for like 20 minutes.
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  You can't deduct things like that, know, Alexander will know and then he'll come after you.
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  God damn it, I have to get that Hybo robot doll, you son of a bitch!
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  Hey, I'm just your naughty and nice accountant, don't blame me for the numbers.
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  Haven't you seen the Hybo doll?
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  It's like a pet, a robot pet.
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  You have to it.
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  like robotic dog.
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  oh
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  okay so the the fat characters on a quest to do the nicest thing ever right
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  that uh
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  Who's this lady?
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  Merry Christmas for all political agenda.
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  LIKE THE DAMN SCREEN!
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  Yeah, I like that guy.
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  Light the tree.
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  Who's the lady in 2002 with the electric blue hair?
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  Boy, howdy.
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  Is that not just like that?
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  That is just a marker for today that is different from that.
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  They're going to go save Iraq.
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  a very special young man who shows us all the true meaning of Christmas.
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  Jimmy.
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  Dude, Jimmy's super paralyzed, huh?
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  Thank you for giving me this great autumn, Mayor.
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  But before I light the tree, I was wondering if I could sing my favorite Christmas song real quick.
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  Well, we'd love a Christmas song, wouldn't we?
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  The fact that they've animated Jimmy to be the way that he is is absolutely crazy.
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  goes on the first day of
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  Jesus.
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  Okay.
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  This is going to be the episode that I get super canceled for laughing at the like bad jokes that South Park has to offer to the world.
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  The flip is he wearing.
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  What was that?
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  That was, that was weird.
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  It made me uncomfortable in ways that I look at all the crap he's clearing up.
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  Oh, he did his hair weird too.
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  He's trying to be good.
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  Cartman.
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  Ooh, hit the hard R on that one.
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  There he is!
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  Mr.
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  Hankies, back again!
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  I hate that stupid Christmas spirit.
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  Yeah Mr.
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  Hankie, a Merry Christmas.
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  Wes, things sure look Christmasy out here.
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  What are you boys doing?
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  Cartman is trying to bring Christmas to Iraq.
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  The people of Iraq deserve a good Christmas just like everyone else.
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  Well, do really have the Christmas spirit?
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  yes
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  Really?
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  Really?
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  Sure!
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  We should take this stuff to him right away!
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  But how are we going to get to the North Pole?
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  Oh, it's no problem.
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  We just need a little Christmas...
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  here is magic powers!
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  What the heck?
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  just made poo sledge fly out of the...
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  What the heck?
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  Okay.
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  He just made a train out of turds!
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  Yeah.
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  Next stop, the North Pole!
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  Get the rest of the stuff, you guys!
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  I don't really want to get on that.
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  Me neither.
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  You guys, have to bring Christmas to those less fortunate!
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  Now come on!
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  Let's go, Poochoo Train!
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  Poochoo!
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  So Mr.
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  Hanky can summon poo.
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  It's tracks with a poop chain all the way and back.
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  Poop-poo chain is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing.
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  Dude, what the hell has gotten into Cartman?
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  I don't know.
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  Uchu Train.
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  Oh look at the nice brown streak it leaves across the world as they make their way to Iraq.
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  And the Patrons...
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  They're asleep!
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  no.
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  oh
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  Gwee!
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  Gwee!
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  That's unbelievable.
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  Where Santa lives?
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  That's it!
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  Santa's Fortress of Solitude!
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  I always stand to like Superman
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  We need to see Santa right away!
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  But Sam to have gnomes and not elves?
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  Hey, aren't you guys the underpants gnomes?
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  Ten minutes out of the door.
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  Next time on Door, we help Santa.
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  The underpants gnomes?
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  oh Are you kidding me right now?
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  It's an absolute legendary pull.
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  Oh, ready for Christmas?
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  was just starting to look over the new naughty and nice list the gnomes prepared for me.
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  Oh, are the tabulations all closed off then?
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  Oh no, they keep it open until midnight of Christmas Eve.
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  They actually try to cram in lot of niceness right at the end.
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  That's so lame of them.
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  Santa, my friends are trying to do something very special this Christmas.
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  Tell them, Eric.
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  Well, Santa, it's just that...
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  I was thinking about all the people in Iraq who are afraid that we might bomb them and I just thought, maybe it wouldn't hurt to send them a little bit of our Christmas spirit as
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  well.
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  You know you're right.
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  Santa hasn't been to that part of the world in a long time.
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  Perhaps Santa could bring peace to this whole situation.
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  That's what I thought.
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  Gnomes, load up the sleigh with toys.
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  Santa's going to make a special run.
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  All right.
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  And you boys can all watch me from our flight control room.
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  Hooray!
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  And the Patriot's in a Patriot On the fourth day of Christmas My two love gave to me This is Santa's flight control center.
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  Monitor Santa from satellite as he travels the globe delivering presents.
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  Wow cool!
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  Looks like Santa's already made it to Baghdad.
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  Ho ho ho!
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  Merry Christmas, everyone!
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  Ho ho ho!
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  A Merry Christmas!
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  uh Merry Christmas!
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  I'm hit!
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  I'm hit!
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  Sly as that!
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  I repeat, Sly as that!
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  I'm s-
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  The sleigh is going down!
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  The sleigh is going down!
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  repeat, sleigh is going down!
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  Hang on Santa!
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  Sleighwump is going down!
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  He is going down!
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  Grab on the ground troops and stand by for deployment.
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  Dude's Anna just flipping crashed.
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  He's down
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  What the hell?
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  Tough to watch.
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  It's incredibly difficult to Red Slay Down, Black Hawk Down, I assume that's what this is referencing.
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  and this is North Pole.
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  Santa's cook
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  He's cooked.
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  can't be Teddy.
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  He can't!
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  Why would Iraqis do that?
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  Iraqi's bomb sin
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  Merry Christmas, he of them.
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  North Pole, this is Santa.
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  Santa, are you alright?
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  What's with your status?
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  Slay is down.
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  Reindeer, all dead.
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  Both Santa's legs are broken.
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  Santa's very sad.
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  Santa will have to...
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  no, they're coming for me!
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  Black man inches tall!
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  You can get a stupid toy.
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  It's not stupid.
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  It's a toy that you can starve if you don't feed it It does it's so cool.
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  Well good going
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  He wants the toy because he can kill the toy.
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  That's wild.
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  underpants.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  They're to get Jesus involved.
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  Jesus can save anybody.
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  That's the gospel, baby.
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  And that's in fact.
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  On the fifth day of Christmas, my two love gave to me five golden rings.
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  The drum, the drum line portion of the ba-dum-bum-bum got me.
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  Unbelievable.
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  The sleigh should be able to take you right to him!
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  I hope so, or else Santa Claus is as good as dead!
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  Here it is, Red Sleigh of Turin.
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  Come on gang, it's up to us to save Christmas!
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  Tell Santa's workers to keep making toys, we'll have Santa back in no time!
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  we start this thing?
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  You just have to call out the Reindeer's Names!
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  yeah!
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  On Dasher, on Prancer, on Comet-
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  They're all de- oh no.
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  On Steven, on Fluffy, on Horace and Chantel, on Skippu and Rainbow and Patches and Montel!
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  What the heck?
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  Who are these flippin' weird reindeer that they just cooked at?
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  So they're gonna, so the boys and Mr.
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  Hankey are in Santa's second sleigh and they're gonna go find Jesus so that way they can go get Santa and maybe save Iraq.
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  I'm having a precious Christmas time on the couch, you know man?
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  Singing a Christmas song isn't gonna get you nice deductions, Cartman.
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  Don't forget it's because of you that Santa's sleigh got shot down!
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  That isn't my fault that Iraqis are filled with hate!
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  All I'm saying is it's gonna take a lot of singing to make up for that!
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  Christmas magic time with Santa's sleigh!
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  He starts singing more!
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  uh
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  Where are you taking me?
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  jeez.
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  You are all being very naughty.
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  Why did they have to draw Santa's nipples?
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  That's what I want to know.
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  to bring happy joy to the children.
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  And this is what you think brings happy?
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  This material, this is com- Sick, sick.
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  No, your country has just lost all its Christmas spirit.
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  What's going on here?
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  wants to bomb my house, Min Min Min.
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  They want to kill my wife and children.
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  We need
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  to know what is their plan.
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  don't know.
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  I live in the North Pole.
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  What are you doing?
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  They say that the Chinese were the first
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  experiment with the electro shock to the testicles.
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  Oh no, not Santa's balls!
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  Diabolical.
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  just did Santa big time dirty right there.
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  That was wild.
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  What else is America planning?
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  I'm gonna f*** you!
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  Bad word from Santa there.
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  We're in for a long night because I don't know s***
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  in
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  My father is a cigarette.
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  Penenticals!
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  Why is he leading this in?
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  Spanish oh
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  is it Latin?
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  It's red!
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  Stan, Kyle, Ms.
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  F***ing Eric Cartman.
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  What are you doing here, my children?
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  Jesus, Santa's sleigh was shot down over Iraq!
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  Santa?
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  Is he alright?
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  We don't know!
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  They lost all contact with him!
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  We have to get him out of there.
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  Do you know a way?
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  Yes.
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  Yes, I think I do.
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  Christmas miracle.
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  Lock...
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  ...in.
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  On the...
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  The people that make South Park, like, are pretty blasphemous.
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  eh They are.
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  Okay.
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  You gotta quit shockin' Santa and the Nuts.
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  Okay.
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  This is Baghdad Gah-
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  Fudgnet people!
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  this is Baghdad.
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  What a crap hole
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  You're right on top of him!
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  He must be in that building below us.
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  Land it on the roof, Mr.
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  Hankey.
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  Howdy-how, Jesus.
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  Wait here I can handle this.
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  Yay!
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  Look upon me and know me.
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  My children, you should know something.
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  I'm packing.
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  Let's go!
• 30:08
  This is such a magical Christmas adventure you guys!
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  oh
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  He has to be the comedic really oh he's on the 11th day He's making his way to the end.
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  He surely is How are you doing on runtime?
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  11!
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  Happy!
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  What the heck?
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  Just dump an oil down Santa's Claw.
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  God for you, Jesus!
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  Here, can you walk?
• 30:47
  thank God for Jesus.
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  Now, I don't think Jesus was that involved with gun firepower.
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  Santa?
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  I just couldn't do it.
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  I just couldn't let him live!
• 31:06
  He shocked Santa's balls!
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  That was pretty gruesome.
• 31:10
  That was pretty gruesome.
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  Make me some milking.
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  uh
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  Get up the stairs!
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  The sleigh is on-
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  Jesus behind you!
• 31:23
  uh
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  Grrrr
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  Jesus!
• 31:36
  Jesus!
• 31:40
  Don't worry Jesus, it's nothing, it's just a s- You're a...
• 31:45
  bad liar.
• 31:47
  Hey, but we sure gave him one of the f***, huh?
• 31:50
  We sure did, Jesus.
• 31:52
  Look.
• 31:53
  Dude, this is pretty s***.
• 31:56
  Santa?
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  I'm here, Jesus.
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  Don't ever...
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  let them take away our Christmas spirit.
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  my God, Araki's killed Jesus.
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  Come on, kids!
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  Pretty Pretty blasphemous.
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  Get to the sled!
• 32:18
  Get to the sled!
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  I'm Steven on fluffy on Horace and Chantel
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  They can't remember the names
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  Santa's out of ammo
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  They made it!
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  She's still singing
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  shut up Cartman!
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  Your sweet Christmas act isn't fooling anybody!
• 32:50
  It's not an act Kyle!
• 32:52
  All I wanted was for these people to understand what Christmas means!
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  You're right kid!
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  What are you doing Santa?
• 32:59
  I came to bring Christmas to Iraq and by God I'm gonna do it!
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  oh
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  No way.
• 33:13
  he bombed them with Christmas cheer.
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  Look at that!
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  Ho ho!
• 33:19
  Merry Christmas!
• 33:25
  Listen.
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  my gosh, that's crazy.
• 33:28
  they're going to shoot Santa down.
• 33:30
  Nope, nope.
• 33:31
  They lasered a candy cane into his hand.
• 33:33
  What a, what an absolute gem.
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  they turning all of their weapons into now.
• 33:40
  Here's the question.
• 33:41
  If they had a magical laser, if they had a magical laser that turned all the weapons and stuff into Christmas themed, like goods and products, why didn't they do that when they
• 33:51
  landed?
• 33:52
  Jesus would not.
• 33:54
  Stupid.
• 33:58
  and a...patriot in a...patriot.
• 34:08
  That's it?
• 34:09
  That's it!
• 34:10
  The song's over!
• 34:11
  We can light the tree!
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  Oh!
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  Finally!
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  Go on, Jimmy!
• 34:16
  There's only five more seconds until Christmas!
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  you
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  That is
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  Ho ho ho!
• 34:45
  Everyone, everyone can I please have your attention?
• 34:48
  Christmas is a very special time of year, but this year it almost didn't happen.
• 34:53
  There's a man named Jesus who gave his life to save me.
• 34:57
  And so I declare that every year on Christmas day, we should remember Jesus for what he did and thank him for it.
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  From now on, Christmas will be a day for remembering a brave man named Jesus.
• 35:13
  I mean, like straight up heard it from Santa though.
• 35:20
  and boys, you might want to check under the Christmas tree Ho ho ho Merry Christmas!
• 35:27
  Wild
• 35:32
  look it, they got their little like, excited Christmas faces.
• 35:35
  Guys, Santa got us all hybo dolls!
• 35:43
  Yeah, but not if you guys have one too!
• 35:45
  Now it's worthless and gay!
• 35:47
  You're not gonna ever try to be nice again!
• 35:49
  Well, all in all, have to say this was a pretty special Christmas.
• 35:53
  Oh, hey Kenny.
• 35:55
  Dude, where have you been?
• 35:57
  Well, come on, we gotta tell you what happened.
• 35:58
  I'm sure glad it's over with.
• 35:59
  Yeah, but I feel like things are finally back to normal.
• 36:07
  Well, we did it.
• 36:10
  We partook in Mr.
• 36:13
  Hankey's most like current installment for our watch through of the episode.
• 36:23
  It's pretty wild, know, here's what I'm gonna say.
• 36:27
  I think it was a very, it was very light on the Mr.
• 36:30
  Hankey cheer.
• 36:33
  We did learn that Mr.
• 36:34
  Hankey has magical sewer erupting and can then like, can like shape shift the turds into a magical Christmas train, which is pretty cool.
• 36:45
  but I gotta say this episode, the, the T the, the little Jimmy, the handicapped kid that sings really slow.
• 36:54
  That crap is funny.
• 36:55
  That is some funny stuff.
• 36:56
  And Eric Cartman is by far like I'm four episodes, five episodes deep.
• 37:03
  South Park via Mr.
• 37:04
  Hankey now, but Mr.
• 37:05
  Hankey didn't get a lot of screen time.
• 37:07
  I could have used a little more Christmas poo in my life on that one.
• 37:10
  I think this was more like Santa and Jesus really carried it in this one.
• 37:16
  But man, here's the thing about South Park.
• 37:19
  You watch a 25 minute episode of South Park and it moves so quickly.
• 37:25
  There's like no wasted time.
• 37:28
  yeah, it's very crazy.
• 37:31
  I'd probably give the episode
• 37:34
  Honestly, like a five or a six.
• 37:37
  It's fine.
• 37:37
  Um, you know, yeah, it's very blasphemous.
• 37:43
  Uh, but the message, I think Santa nailed it again is the Christmas season is about and is in celebration of Jesus and what he did.
• 37:57
  In this case, he quite literally saved Santa from physical harm from the Iraqi people.
• 38:03
  But he saves us from spiritual damnation.
• 38:06
  uh And that is a gift that is worth getting excited about.
• 38:13
  This brings us to the end of another episode of privy.
• 38:15
  Just as a reminder, I do not own the rights to South park or the video, please.
• 38:21
  Like, yeah.
• 38:24
  just using that to help us with our yearly watch through spreading holiday cheer.
• 38:32
  go check it out.
• 38:33
  Like I, I guess I showed it, I used it.
• 38:35
  So I should tell you, like, if you want to go see more paramount owns the rights and the distributing rights and.
• 38:42
  Uh, yeah, we've, we've covered Mr.
• 38:45
  Hankey a number of times on here.
• 38:47
  So here we are.
• 38:50
  Well, this brings us to the end of another episode of Preview.
• 38:52
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• 39:05
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• 39:08
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• 39:20
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• 39:28
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• 39:33
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• 39:46
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• 39:52
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• 39:58
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• 40:04
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• 40:05
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• 40:09
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• 40:12
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• 40:14
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• 40:15
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• 40:16
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• 40:17
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• 40:21
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