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S4 Ep23: Twister Season in the Trailerhood 🤣 · Funny Comedy | Laugh Out Loud

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know where my credit score's at these days.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know a lot about credit scores, you know.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_00: I've been seeing a lot of commercials for checking your credit score.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_00: These commercials act like you can fix all your problems by just checking.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: Your credit score.
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  SPEAKER_00: They say things they don't give you no other instructions, you know?
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: They just want you to check it.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: They say things like, you don't want to live with your parents forever, do you?
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you better check that credit score.
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  SPEAKER_00: But it's like if you check it and it's bad, it's still bad.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: Like checking don't help.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'd like to see this play out in a bank somewhere, right?
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_00: Like some guy comes in to get a loan and the banker's there and he's like, Well, Jim, your credit score's terrible.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_00: But I see here that you've been checking it a lot.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: We appreciate that.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_00: So here's a house.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_00: There wasn't no rides in there.
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  SPEAKER_00: No water slides.
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  SPEAKER_00: We had like an occasional slipping slide.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: Or like an old tar put some Dawn Dist detergent on it.
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  SPEAKER_00: We put our slipping slide over a tree root one time.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_00: Because we was going jumping.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's not how that works.
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  SPEAKER_00: At all.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_00: I hit that trigger and I'm got a job.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was like, I am done playing out here.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'm done playing, period.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_00: I got medical bills now.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: We never went camping growing up because, like I say, I grew up in a trailer, and uh we felt like we had a pretty good idea what camping was all about.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, we're like, nah, we already kind of live in a camper.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: We don't really need to take it down to a tent.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_00: Like, we know what it's like to be poor.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're not trying to find out what it means to be homeless.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're not trying to practice homelessness.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_00: I used to hear this expression a lot growing up.
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  SPEAKER_00: People say, that kind of money.
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  SPEAKER_00: You ever hear that?
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  SPEAKER_00: That kind of money?
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  SPEAKER_00: You might hear it in conversation.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: They go, you hear about Bob?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I heard he got a new boat.
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  SPEAKER_00: Man, I wish I had that kind of money.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like it's a different kind.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nothing to do with the amount.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_00: He's got the kind of money since his kids to college.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: I only got the kind to get mine out of jail.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: That kind of money.
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  SPEAKER_00: There is a lot, a lot of different kinds of money out there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like when I was a kid, uh, you know, like there's like uh like old money, new money, blood money, drug money.
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  SPEAKER_00: We didn't have any of that.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: What we had was good money, right?
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Good money.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's where your parents buy you something you don't like, they go, we paid good money for that.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_00: Good money buys the worst stuff, too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Never anything good.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good money buys like airbrush t-shirts with your name on it.
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  SPEAKER_00: From Gatlinburg, Tennessee.
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  SPEAKER_00: Dollywood, you know what I mean.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: I had a lot of t-shirts with wolves on it growing up.
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  SPEAKER_00: My mom thought I'd look good in a wolf t-shirt.
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  SPEAKER_00: She was like, the more wolves, the better.
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  SPEAKER_00: Put them all over that thing.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe put a little moon on there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Give that wolf something to howl at.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_00: I had a hat growing up, just had my name airbrushed across the top.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Just said dusty.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_00: That's just so it won't get kidnapped.
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  SPEAKER_00: Kidnapper sees that hat, he's like, nah, his family ain't got no money.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_00: Just give him the candy, yeah?
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_00: Just let him have.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_00: He probably ain't had candy in a long time.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm out there trying to get in the van.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're like, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: We are kidnappers.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I know, I'm a kid.
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  SPEAKER_00: Trying to get napped up in here.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_00: Thing that was the most fun for me about living in a trailer park was tornadoes, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I got to leave.
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  SPEAKER_00: I had to go to a real house for a little while.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_00: I love going to a real house.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, man, look at all these bricks in here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Only time I've ever seen a brick's when it came through my window.
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  SPEAKER_00: With a note on it.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_00: Said, cut your grass.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: That's how they do it in the Mobile Homeowners Association.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_00: Mobile Homeowners Association.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I'll say that twice because it's a good joke.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is fun.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mobile Homeowners Association.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
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  SPEAKER_00: We're having a good time.
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  SPEAKER_00: One December we had a tornado warning, and uh I was listening to the radio, and they were telling us what to do during this tornado warning based on what kind of house you live in, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: They were like, if you live in a house with a basement, go into the basement.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you live in a house without a basement, go into a bathroom or a small room.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they were like, if you live in a trailer park, we want you to go to a neighbor's house or go outside and lay down in the ditch.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's the real news.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're like, listen, we don't know what to tell you.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you made some bad decisions along the way.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now you gotta deal with this.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're like, we can't help you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you should check that credit score a couple of times.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_00: You might not be in this mess.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_00: They're like, yeah, I know it's raining out there.
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  SPEAKER_00: That ditch is gonna be full of water.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_00: Just get down in it.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's December.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be cold.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_00: You're probably gonna get sick.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just get down in there.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_00: I like that they think that there's a ditch located next to every trailer park.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: Like it just comes with it, you know?
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  SPEAKER_00: Part of the trailer park amenities.
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  SPEAKER_00: Every trailer park gets their own tornado ditch.
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  SPEAKER_00: I like that the other option they give you is to go to a neighbor's house, right?
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_00: Because I don't know what kind of trailer parks they know about, but trailer park that I grew up in, my neighbor also lived in a trailer.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like they just want us to meet up in one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe wait it down.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_00: A tornado can't carry it off.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_00: And if we didn't have house neighbors, you know, they're not just so welcoming to the trailer park people.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_00: They're not like, no, come on in.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_00: Come on in, check out our stuff we have in here.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_00: People that want you to take shoes off where you come inside, you know what I mean?
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_00: I hate that.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_00: Show up at somebody's house, they're like, hey, come on in.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_00: You mind taking off your shoes?
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, nah, just go home.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I wish you told me that on the phone.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't even come over here.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_00: Not me lounging around in my socks like we're about to do yoga in here.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_00: They're like, nah, must stay.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, nah, I'm on leave.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like when people ask me to take my shoes off before I come inside, it's like they're saying, hey, our house is cleaner than you.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_00: Try not to mess it up in here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Matter of fact, take off the rest of your clothes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jump in the shower.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_00: Give me some time to put a sheet down on the couch.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_00: They're right though.
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  SPEAKER_00: Most houses are too clean for me, you know.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_00: That's not how I was raised.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I was raised in a dirty house.
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  SPEAKER_00: We had a type of house where people show up and they try to take their shoes off.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're like, nah, nah, nah.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_00: Now you better keep those on in here.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you get hurt walking around in here barefooted.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_00: Broken glass.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_00: Fish hooks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now we weren't real poor growing up.
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  SPEAKER_00: We used to have everything.
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  SPEAKER_00: I never got ice cream growing up.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_00: That's true.
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  SPEAKER_00: My mom used to just pour milk into a bowl.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then she'd call me into the room and go, Well, you're too late.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's like, I guess you'll come next time I call you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Out there laying down in the ditch.
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  SPEAKER_00: Messing up that new wolf shirt I got you out there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Need good money for that, sir.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_00: One guy clapped for that, and I appreciate that.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_00: And uh, now we gotta pick up another.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_00: And uh mounted.