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Johnjay's INSANE new OPPORTUNITY · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Okay, listen to this.
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  Speaker 2: I made a video on my Instagram, John Ja Vanas
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram at John Jay Vanas on Instagram. It's very
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  Speaker 2: hard to find because apparently I believe I'm Shadow Band,
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  Speaker 2: But if you search.
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  Speaker 1: At John Jay Vanas, hopefully you can find me. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm a video.
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  Speaker 2: I'm opening up a bunch of skims closed from Kim
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  Speaker 2: Kardashian and I and I paid for it. I paid
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  Speaker 2: for it and I'm opening up the end. I'm having
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  Speaker 2: some fun. I just kind of I just went right.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't I didn't, I didn't write anything. I just
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  Speaker 2: made it up. I just went and had fun with it.
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  Speaker 2: And my hopes was to get Kim Kardashian to like
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  Speaker 2: the post, and a lot of people sent it to Kim.
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  Speaker 2: Kim didn't like the post so far, and she hasn't.
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  Speaker 2: Don anybody you guys saw that video.
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  Speaker 1: I commented on it. I said, hey, Kim, check it out.
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  Speaker 1: I got a DM from a twenty four wow.
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  Speaker 2: Like the movie production d Yeah, and they say they
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  Speaker 2: want me to they want to talk to me about
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  Speaker 2: a roll in a movie.
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  Speaker 3: Movie that's like a big time twenty four huge. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I won the Academy Award for Everything, everywhere, all at once, supreme.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Then maybe I think I just know,
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  Speaker 1: I know a twenty four euphoria. Did you respond? This
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  Speaker 1: all happened this morning? What did you say? First?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, sure, sounds fun because I just thought
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  Speaker 2: it was a normal, just a scam, right, And then
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  Speaker 2: I said to my sister and by the way, check
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  Speaker 2: us out. And then she's like what. She goes to her,
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  Speaker 2: you know, she's a Hollywood person. She goes It's like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, this is real. This is really casting.
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  Speaker 2: And then the lady sent me the roles that I'm
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  Speaker 2: up for.
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  Speaker 4: Anything like a school janitor, anything.
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  Speaker 2: That it's a dark comedy directed by comedian Connor O'Malley.
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  Speaker 1: I love to share some info about the role. We
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  Speaker 1: think you could be a good fit for.
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  Speaker 2: I like the email, the details, are happy to chat
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  Speaker 2: quickly over the phone, and so then the role is
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  Speaker 2: one of the roles is this is I mean, it's
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  Speaker 2: kind of embarrassing, but it's an earnest man who's unapologically
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  Speaker 2: into his kink, being financially submissive, friendly and very talkative.
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  Speaker 2: Must be comfortable improvising and performing in real environments.
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  Speaker 1: That's one role.
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  Speaker 2: The other one is a pill dealer who thinks of
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  Speaker 2: himself as a skilled smooth talker. And the other one
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  Speaker 2: is Danny White, Midwestern solid build. Arrives home to find
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  Speaker 2: his estrange brother has shown up uninvited to the family's
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  Speaker 2: Angel Saint Patrick's State dinner. Can either be younger or older.
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  Speaker 2: Works as a correction officer.
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  Speaker 4: To jail, working to jail.
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  Speaker 2: That could be a control My plan is to blow
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  Speaker 2: them away and then be like Steve from Stranger Things.
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  Speaker 2: He was supposed to die for a season. Then all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden, you go up there like this guy's
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  Speaker 2: a star of the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, when is this wild? I put eight twenty
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  Speaker 1: four on my resume.
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  Speaker 4: Heck yeah right.
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  Speaker 2: So anyways, speaking of resumes, let's not leave out Rich Barra.
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  Speaker 2: But something big happened to Rich Barrow over the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Well you don't know about this yet totally, but we
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  Speaker 2: remember how we had Well there's this jingle here, this jingle.
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  Speaker 1: Where is the hold on? I have it right here?
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  Speaker 1: Please oh please hold please pep Yeah be I was
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  Speaker 1: good and I was seeing it yesterday by myself. Yeah, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 3: Have a theme song for Dr Pepper and it goes
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  Speaker 3: like this, doctor Pepper bay Bee is good and nice.
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  Speaker 3: Doctor Pepper bay.
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  Speaker 4: Bee is good and nice.
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  Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper bay Bee Nice, Doctor Pepper bay Bee and.
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  Speaker 2: Good and n So she got paid two million dollars
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  Speaker 2: for that, and we all came up with jingles on
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  Speaker 2: our on our own to have fun with. And and
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  Speaker 2: then this is by the everyone's doing. I guess all
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  Speaker 2: these influencers are trying to hit the influencer lotto by
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  Speaker 2: doing it themselves.
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  Speaker 1: If it ain't Coca Mountain is fog.
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  Speaker 3: Sweet, loud, fruity rush, that's not love, that's a crush.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's pretty good. The ones we did we had
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  Speaker 1: a lot of fun with.
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  Speaker 2: But the one that's really getting pitched to the marketing department.
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  Speaker 2: I got a d M from them yesterday from Shamrock
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  Speaker 2: Foods because Rich did Cottage cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to make cheese.
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  Speaker 2: Rockham Sham Sham.
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  Speaker 1: World. So it's getting pitched to Shamrack.
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  Speaker 2: Like the marketing department has it and they're office just
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  Speaker 2: they're discussing it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean they should.
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  Speaker 3: If you imagine if you heard that at a ball game,
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  Speaker 3: that'd be fun.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram and an ad or be on TV or
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of Super Bowl. Sure right, we need
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  Speaker 2: to get that cottage she sold it is. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want it to sell so much. I can't find it
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  Speaker 2: at Friese anymore. But I would love to jingle to
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  Speaker 2: live on. I would like it to be a fake.
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  Speaker 2: So picture this, you and me at a convention, comic
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  Speaker 2: con or something, sitting at a table, and then I'm
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  Speaker 2: with a twenty four, You're with Shamrock Foods. We're signing
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  Speaker 2: books on.
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  Speaker 1: The pill dealer.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to actually sign the carton of cotta cheese.
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  Speaker 3: I want to actually sign cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Be fun. It's so stupid.
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  Speaker 3: The world Peyton told us twenty twenty six was going
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  Speaker 3: to be just a rocket ship. It really is.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are just blasting all I'm going to be level.
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  Speaker 1: What if I become an actor?
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  Speaker 4: That would be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe what if you get typecast? Is the pill dealer
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  Speaker 2: dealing pills And that's one of the three roles. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: who knows what I'm gonna get. But I want to
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  Speaker 2: let you guys know I'm dead serious. I will not
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  Speaker 2: leave this radio show, no matter how big I get.
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  Speaker 1: No matter how big western I always. I will always
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  Speaker 1: stick to this radio.
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  Speaker 3: Show at least pop By. Did you come back and
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  Speaker 3: see us, John Jay, we'd love that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, So I got to tell something that happened
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  Speaker 1: yesterday too. So I was a guest on a podcast yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: And because I've told.
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  Speaker 2: You guys before, I don't know if I if I've
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  Speaker 2: made this clear to you guys, but I'm a great guest.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we've heard that in time or two.
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  Speaker 2: I was a guest on the podcast and I was
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  Speaker 2: running late to the podcast right, so I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I went hiking yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I went on a long hike and.
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  Speaker 2: I was in hiking clothes and I realized, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to make it. So I just drove
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  Speaker 2: to the right to the podcast, didn't shower, and I
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  Speaker 2: just changed in the parking lot. I got in my
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  Speaker 2: underwear and I put on the norm my normal clothes,
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  Speaker 2: which is gross putting on hike after hiking, dirt all.
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  Speaker 4: Over your mind.
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  Speaker 1: And I hadn't eaten all day yet.
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  Speaker 2: So podcast started at three and I was there till
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  Speaker 2: like four thirty hour and a half interview.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm a great guest. Yeah, I mean spectactic, but
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  Speaker 1: that's it. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Enjoy yourself so well. So anyway, at the end in
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  Speaker 2: the it was two guys that hosts the podcast and
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  Speaker 2: one guy Mike, great guy, just a kind, good human being.
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  Speaker 2: Mike Lindstrom is his name. And it turns out that
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  Speaker 2: he was like Tony Robbins right hand man for a while.
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  Speaker 2: And you can see it because he's got that Tony
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  Speaker 2: Robin's energy and he's he's just a nice guy. You
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  Speaker 2: can just you can just tell this guy's a nice guy.
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  Speaker 2: And he says to me towards the end of the interview,
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  Speaker 2: he goes, would you mind telling us the story about
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  Speaker 2: how Rich picks you up every day to go to work?
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  Speaker 3: You post that when.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Right? So I go, exactly what do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: And he goes, well, I know that Rich lives pretty
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  Speaker 2: far away, right, And I go, yeah, he lives out
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  Speaker 2: like in Queen Creek and I just lived a couple
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  Speaker 2: of miles from radio station.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, so it's easy for him to pick you up.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm some something. I go, yea it is.
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  Speaker 2: I go he's got a forty five minute drive, sometimes
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  Speaker 2: an hour and a half drive, I said, And he
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  Speaker 2: comes by picks me up every morning, no matter what.
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  Speaker 2: So he goes, how'd that start? Now I'm going on,
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, oh my god, I'm like and I go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: remember when photo radar tickets came out. I had it
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  Speaker 2: and I started tying the story. When I got the
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  Speaker 2: old photo roll, I go in the radio station. Radio
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  Speaker 2: station was going to get me a driver, and Rich
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  Speaker 2: was like, that's crazy, I'll just.
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  Speaker 1: Pick him up.
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  Speaker 2: So he's picked me up every day since since twenty thirteen.
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  Speaker 2: He's picked me everything. And he's like, that is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: And he's telling you tell me, and the co host
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  Speaker 2: the guy's like that is crazy, and I go, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's really truly a beautiful and I start going up
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  Speaker 2: with a beautiful man, you are. I go, he's such
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  Speaker 2: a nice guy. He's so kind and he didn't want
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  Speaker 2: to inconvenience me. I go, so, I don't even really
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  Speaker 2: have a car. I had to borrow a car to
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  Speaker 2: get here. And he's like so, and you can see
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  Speaker 2: it in his eyes that he said all the way
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  Speaker 2: in on this story, and I go in that amazing
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  Speaker 2: was yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I paused.
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  Speaker 2: I go, I have to tell you something, and he goes,
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  Speaker 2: what I go I made that whole thing up.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, what do you mean. I go.
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  Speaker 2: When I a lot of times when I have to
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  Speaker 2: take a trip somewhere, I go, Rachell pick me up
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  Speaker 2: because I could just the radio station is so close
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  Speaker 2: to the airport, and I just shuttle to the airport.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, what goes None of that's true, None
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  Speaker 2: of it because the speedy taste.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, that part's true. I got all those things.
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  Speaker 1: I go, he only picks me up when I gotta
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  Speaker 1: go to the.
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  Speaker 4: He broke his heart. He was really old.
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  Speaker 2: But he goes, we're cutting this out of the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: He goes, we're gonna cut it, and I go, no,
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  Speaker 2: don't cut it. He goes, yeah, he goes, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to ruin the joke. I go, it's no joke.
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  Speaker 2: It's a couple of posts on Instagram. I go, I go,
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  Speaker 2: it's not I go, it's not like you're ruining. I go,
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  Speaker 2: it's okay. I go, Please do not cut this out.
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  Speaker 1: I go.
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  Speaker 2: As I was telling you the story, I already saw
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  Speaker 2: this video being posted on my Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot cut this out. I go, you gotta leave
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  Speaker 1: it in.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, I'm a hell of a guest. You're gonna
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  Speaker 4: leave it in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this cannot be my last interview. My next interview
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  Speaker 2: I tell the same story anyway. So if you want
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  Speaker 2: to book me for your podcast, you better do it
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  Speaker 2: before I get on A twenty four.
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  Speaker 4: Just let me know what time. In a second, pick
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  Speaker 4: you up and drive you to the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Doing paid appearances as the eight twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Four guy, did somebody say prison guard Pill Pusher from
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  Speaker 3: A twenty four.
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  Speaker 1: M Hello there, how are you here? Just sign it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like that. Along came Polly with the guy.
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  Speaker 2: When when the guy would walk through the party with
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  Speaker 2: the camera crew, what do you say when he walked
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  Speaker 2: to the party, he totals
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  Speaker 1: Him that's gonna be That's gonna be me now, Pill
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  Speaker 1: Pusher Dave