Latest / Billy The Kidd In The Morning / 0714/2026:Would You Throw a Party for Your New Nose?
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- 0:00Speaker 1: DFW. It's time to welcome Welcome BILLI Bill.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Really by mkill Billy the Kid in the Morning, starring
- 0:09Speaker 2: the one and only Candice Lopez and producer Pooh.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Billy is a Kid in the Morning Live and logo.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Billy's a Kid in the Morning.
- 0:26Speaker 4: Good morning, Welcome to your Tuesday and it's your Live
- 0:28Speaker 4: fourteenth to twenty twenty six. I'm mixed one of two
- 0:31Speaker 4: point nine Billy the Kid, Candice low Paz is your producer.
- 0:34Speaker 4: Pooh is here. I just saw the funniest thing, Cannie.
- 0:36Speaker 4: This is cracking me out. Burlington Code Factory, they're real.
- 0:41Speaker 1: Okay, they keep it real. I love Burly, so you
- 0:45Speaker 1: know what I do too. I love Burlington Code Factory.
- 0:48Speaker 4: TJ Max Ross Marshall, I go to all those vibes exactly.
- 0:55Speaker 1: It is one place this storm, Burlington Code Factory.
- 0:58Speaker 4: I forget where it was, but they were having people
- 1:00Speaker 4: stealing makeup right like, people were stealing makeup NonStop.
- 1:04Speaker 1: And I just saw this right before it went on
- 1:05Speaker 1: the air.
- 1:06Speaker 4: Okay, so literally they posted a sign on the makeup
- 1:09Speaker 4: and it said, imagine stealing our makeup and you're still ugly.
- 1:17Speaker 1: With the logo and everything Burlington.
- 1:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Oh that just made that my morning. I love it.
- 1:26Speaker 1: Thank you Burlington Factory for keeping it real.
- 1:29Speaker 5: Right, these brands are getting real.
- 1:31Speaker 1: They are they got you gotta be in twenty twenty six.
- 1:33Speaker 5: Sure you can't keep up.
- 1:34Speaker 1: That's how you stand out, what's going on with you?
- 1:36Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna tell you guys. You know, I
- 1:37Speaker 5: told you my cousins were in town from Houston and
- 1:40Speaker 5: we all got together. It was like four of us,
- 1:41Speaker 5: five cousins, you know, and our spouses and kids, and
- 1:44Speaker 5: it was a whole like basically like mini family reunion.
- 1:47Speaker 5: And we were just having a conversation around the table
- 1:49Speaker 5: as we were eating, and we decided, next time we
- 1:52Speaker 5: get together, we're gonna come up with like a midlife
- 1:54Speaker 5: bingo card. Because the conversation went from you know, things
- 1:59Speaker 5: like the h o A, oh gosh, I'm gonna have
- 2:02Speaker 5: rain to heartburn.
- 2:05Speaker 4: Sometimes I catch myself talking about that kind of stuff and.
- 2:07Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I'm not here, Yeah, I'm not here yet.
- 2:10Speaker 6: There.
- 2:11Speaker 1: No, I'm fighting it. I'm sorry every step of the way.
- 2:14Speaker 4: I was talking to my neighbor about it yesterday and
- 2:16Speaker 4: I was like, oh, we needed this rain, And I
- 2:18Speaker 4: said billy stop.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Yeah, don't say that.
- 2:21Speaker 7: No.
- 2:21Speaker 5: So we literally decided, next time we're all together, we're
- 2:24Speaker 5: gonna have the Bingo card. Put come on on there,
- 2:27Speaker 5: you know, things like that.
- 2:28Speaker 1: I like it.
- 2:29Speaker 5: The conversation just kept going around to more midlife topics.
- 2:33Speaker 4: Heartburn, Yeah, that's another. That's another old people think.
- 2:36Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
- 2:38Speaker 1: I swear.
- 2:38Speaker 4: I used to remember when I was a kid and
- 2:40Speaker 4: my mom and my you know, grandparents, they'd be talking,
- 2:43Speaker 4: and somehow it always started talking about prescriptions, yeah, and
- 2:47Speaker 4: doctor's visits.
- 2:48Speaker 1: And I thought to myself, I will I never want
- 2:50Speaker 1: to get old. And here I am. Oh, no, I'm
- 2:54Speaker 1: not talking about prescriptions.
- 2:55Speaker 5: No, we're not talking about that.
- 2:57Speaker 4: We're not there yet. Pooh is No, we're not. Yeah,
- 3:01Speaker 4: he does have harbor, but that's fine. That's a good
- 3:04Speaker 4: idea though. I like the bingo card idea. Who's glowing though,
- 3:07Speaker 4: we're all glowing? Yes, yeah, so what's you?
- 3:10Speaker 1: Oh, yesterday?
- 3:12Speaker 8: My car is still running hot, my little Honda, Yeah,
- 3:14Speaker 8: is running hot. So I had to drive that all around.
- 3:18Speaker 8: Got home about nine o'clock. The water's cut off now
- 3:23Speaker 8: because I didn't pay the bill, but the whole my building,
- 3:26Speaker 8: my sister's building, no water, it didn't get cut back
- 3:30Speaker 8: on to eleven thirty.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Two hours without water. You're gonna survive.
- 3:35Speaker 8: After being in the hot sun? Oh yesterday, like I
- 3:38Speaker 8: had to.
- 3:38Speaker 1: When were you in the hot sun?
- 3:41Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 3:41Speaker 1: I was driving yesterday. I was driving. It's not in
- 3:43Speaker 1: the hot sun. You're in an ac a car.
- 3:46Speaker 8: My car was running hot. Remember I just said that
- 3:49Speaker 8: my mother was running.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Hot, so we don't know what that means.
- 3:52Speaker 8: Okay, so when my car's running hot, you know, I
- 3:54Speaker 8: mean can your car girl?
- 3:56Speaker 1: Well yeah, I say no.
- 3:57Speaker 8: I couldn't turn on the AC. If I turned on
- 3:59Speaker 8: the AC, it goes to the eighth it's hot, lows
- 4:02Speaker 8: up the raiator you know.
- 4:03Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 4:05Speaker 8: And I called him, you know, I called my Cuds.
- 4:06Speaker 8: I was like, Drake, what do I gotta do? He's like,
- 4:10Speaker 8: you got to ride around with that heat until you
- 4:13Speaker 8: park it? And I was like, what do we need
- 4:15Speaker 8: to do to fix it? Per it's getting fixed.
- 4:17Speaker 1: I dropped it off so good.
- 4:19Speaker 8: But yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta do a radiator, flesh
- 4:24Speaker 8: all these things.
- 4:24Speaker 1: I'm like, God, you can do that when it rains,
- 4:27Speaker 1: it can't. You know. I know how to do old change,
- 4:30Speaker 1: but not a radiator flesh. I don't know.
- 4:32Speaker 5: I don't recommend that.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I wouldn't recommend him doing anything.
- 4:35Speaker 5: Yeah, because I forgot to tell y'all how we cleaned
- 4:37Speaker 5: gasoline out of our garage over the weekend too.
- 4:39Speaker 1: I saw that. What happened.
- 4:41Speaker 5: Yeah, well, Eric was doing work on his like old
- 4:43Speaker 5: car R and uh, he was replacing some something I
- 4:47Speaker 5: don't know, and then the gas leak. It had a
- 4:49Speaker 5: fuel leak, so he was fixing it, and then something
- 4:51Speaker 5: happened when he left the house came home and there
- 4:53Speaker 5: was just like gas all over, just dumping out of
- 4:55Speaker 5: the car. Over twenty gallons. We had to light capture.
- 4:59Speaker 1: Yeah, did you call the e p A.
- 5:01Speaker 4: No, I feel like you should call the government. That's
- 5:06Speaker 4: an excellent spill.
- 5:09Speaker 5: That twenty gallons wasn't over the garage floor.
- 5:11Speaker 1: That's what we did.
- 5:12Speaker 5: Salary the fuel tan. Yeah, dam don't do it on
- 5:18Speaker 5: your own pool.
- 5:18Speaker 8: Oh I'm not I don't plan on it. But I'm
- 5:21Speaker 8: just saying I had to stay up extra long.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Is that why it smells musty in here?
- 5:24Speaker 4: No?
- 5:24Speaker 1: I knew you was gonna say that. I showered last
- 5:26Speaker 1: night and this morning.
- 5:27Speaker 4: Oh you did, You didn't yes, I did, showered at
- 5:30Speaker 4: eleven o'clock and then then you got here at four
- 5:33Speaker 4: o'clock and.
- 5:34Speaker 1: He got up and showered again. I did.
- 5:36Speaker 9: That.
- 5:36Speaker 5: Just looks good though.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Yeah, we're glowing.
- 5:40Speaker 7: Top stories on the tens the Kid in the Morning
- 5:43Speaker 7: only on the new Mixed one two point nine, you.
- 5:46Speaker 4: Were giving away free groceries today. We kicked it off yesterday.
- 5:49Speaker 4: It's so much fun. So you got to sign up.
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- 5:54Speaker 4: find us and find that little mic on your screen.
- 5:56Speaker 4: Tap down mic and say I want my Mix one
- 5:57Speaker 4: on two point nine. That's also have to say when
- 6:00Speaker 4: we call you randomly. Got to answer the phone like that.
- 6:03Speaker 4: If you don't, you don't win. And I know you
- 6:06Speaker 4: want free groceries. We're gonna make the first call this
- 6:08Speaker 4: morning at eight o'clock. Cannice Lopez, what's up?
- 6:10Speaker 3: Well?
- 6:11Speaker 5: Let Us and Salad Greens are now suspected to be
- 6:13Speaker 5: the source of the cyclosphoriasis that's the official name outbreak
- 6:19Speaker 5: in Michigan. They deliver two thousand cases so far in Michigan.
- 6:24Speaker 5: They're telling people to avoid prepackaged salads and instead get
- 6:28Speaker 5: individual heads of lettuce rinse them thoroughly and then throw
- 6:31Speaker 5: out like the top two or three layers of leaves.
- 6:34Speaker 4: No, I'm not gonna say this is what you should do,
- 6:35Speaker 4: but I did see a local farmers say this, and
- 6:37Speaker 4: of course he's biased. Yeah, but he said, hey, go
- 6:40Speaker 4: to your local farmers markets because they're not dealing with
- 6:43Speaker 4: this from what I hear. Okay, from what I understand,
- 6:45Speaker 4: they're not dealing with this outbreak like the big manufacturers are.
- 6:49Speaker 5: Yeah, that would make sense.
- 6:50Speaker 1: Yeah, it would make sense.
- 6:51Speaker 4: So like I'm gonna, I might go down to Dallas
- 6:54Speaker 4: to go to the farmers market.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Yeah, produce.
- 6:56Speaker 5: I love the farmer's market.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:59Speaker 5: This investigation, though, is still going. Of course, other foods
- 7:02Speaker 5: haven't been ruled out, but Michigan, for example, they usually
- 7:05Speaker 5: have forty to fifty cases of this each year, so
- 7:08Speaker 5: obviously being over two thousand is alarming. Dallas County has
- 7:12Speaker 5: confirmed and closed nine cases as of yesterday, with ten
- 7:15Speaker 5: cases under investigation. But that's the latest on that, guys.
- 7:19Speaker 5: A new survey says more than half of Americans are
- 7:22Speaker 5: posting less on social media. They also say that maintaining
- 7:27Speaker 5: their social media presence now feels more like work instead
- 7:30Speaker 5: of fun. But the biggest reasons people say they're pulling
- 7:33Speaker 5: back their social media are political arguments obviously, doom scrolling,
- 7:38Speaker 5: and then concerns about privacy.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 7:42Speaker 5: But by the way, there's also fifteen hundred school districts
- 7:45Speaker 5: now suing social media companies over students' mental health. So
- 7:50Speaker 5: they're saying the way that these companies are designing knowingly
- 7:54Speaker 5: designing these platforms to real kids in they're saying it's
- 7:56Speaker 5: hurting their mental health that forces us to spend more
- 7:59Speaker 5: on counseling and support. So they're going after some of
- 8:02Speaker 5: these platforms.
- 8:03Speaker 1: Which is true.
- 8:03Speaker 4: But is that any businesses plan to get their attention
- 8:06Speaker 4: to get there? No, you're right, you know, to get
- 8:09Speaker 4: them involved. I mean that's what the business is. If
- 8:12Speaker 4: you don't want your kid on social media, then don't
- 8:14Speaker 4: let them have a phone. Yeah.
- 8:15Speaker 1: I mean it's hard. It's hard, hard.
- 8:17Speaker 4: And my son's a camp right now and he's like, Dad,
- 8:19Speaker 4: a week without my phone. I go, no, you need this. Yeah,
- 8:22Speaker 4: And then when he comes back he's like, you know what,
- 8:24Speaker 4: it felt good?
- 8:25Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like vacation.
- 8:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 8:27Speaker 1: See, you have to get away from your phone.
- 8:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 8:30Speaker 5: I mean we all should should, like I wish we
- 8:33Speaker 5: would all just make a pact, you know, like we're
- 8:36Speaker 5: not going to be on our phones on Sundays or
- 8:38Speaker 5: pick a day of the week at least, and be like,
- 8:40Speaker 5: we're not doing social media today. I mean, it's part
- 8:42Speaker 5: of our job. So unfortunately we can't.
- 8:43Speaker 1: I get it. You want to do an analog.
- 8:45Speaker 4: August Ooh, analog August, no phones all of August. Oh.
- 8:50Speaker 5: I can't commit to that because I already have commitments
- 8:52Speaker 5: that I have to do in August that require my phone.
- 8:58Speaker 5: I can tell you certain days that I won't need
- 9:01Speaker 5: to use my phone, or I haven't committed to doing
- 9:03Speaker 5: things online that have to be done for work.
- 9:05Speaker 4: You're like, you know what, I'm gonna go analog at
- 9:07Speaker 4: two am every day at two am A no phone.
- 9:11Speaker 5: No, trust me, I'd love it if it didn't wasn't
- 9:13Speaker 5: part of my job. Yeah, I definitely could put it away.
- 9:16Speaker 5: But real quick, guys, you have some trending food news. Yes,
- 9:19Speaker 5: I think you're gonna like this Olive Garden bringing back
- 9:21Speaker 5: they're never ending pasta pass for the first time since
- 9:25Speaker 5: twenty nineteen, so they're giving ten thousand customers the chance
- 9:30Speaker 5: that unlimited pasta super salad and breadsticks for thirteen weeks
- 9:34Speaker 5: for one hundred dollars. These passes go and sell Thursday
- 9:37Speaker 5: at one o'clock and these have sold out in the past.
- 9:40Speaker 1: What did I didn't know it was a pass?
- 9:41Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the never ending pasta pass.
- 9:44Speaker 1: Oh pasta pass. So they always about the pasta bowl.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Oh so they always have that?
- 9:48Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think that came back recently too. Oh,
- 9:50Speaker 5: okay about the past You have to buy it, but
- 9:52Speaker 5: you know they sell them out in minutes and they're gone.
- 9:55Speaker 1: So I get one hundred dollars pass, what do I do?
- 9:57Speaker 5: Yeah? So then you have, you know, unlimited pasta, soup, salad, breadsticks.
- 10:00Speaker 5: It last for like thirteen weeks. You can get like,
- 10:02Speaker 5: however many of every day I just walk in. I
- 10:04Speaker 5: don't know if it's every day. I feel like it
- 10:06Speaker 5: might be once per week or something. I have to
- 10:08Speaker 5: read the.
- 10:08Speaker 1: Fine print doing that for box.
- 10:10Speaker 5: Well yeah for thirteen weeks, na what maybe every day.
- 10:14Speaker 1: It's got to be more than one time a week.
- 10:16Speaker 5: I'll look for the fine print and that.
- 10:18Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, Candace, Well, I mean an instigative reporter.
- 10:23Speaker 5: I can be. Just give me a little notice. I mean,
- 10:26Speaker 5: thirteen weeks do the math. That's pretty good.
- 10:28Speaker 4: I mean it's good, but I'm not going to pay
- 10:30Speaker 4: a hundred bucks for it. I mean I can't eat
- 10:32Speaker 4: that much pasta anyway? Valid, I mean pool put them
- 10:35Speaker 4: on a business Yeah.
- 10:36Speaker 1: Pasta and numbristicks. I'm done deal.
- 10:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:39Speaker 1: You might see that on Texas Tom Stories next week.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Thirteen weeks Local DJ bankruptcyunds.
- 10:46Speaker 5: All right, I'm Candas Lopez. Those are your Texas Top Stories.
- 10:50Speaker 4: It's filing the kid, Candas low Paz producer. Pooh, let's
- 10:53Speaker 4: do it. A four pack of passes to Hawaiian Falls
- 10:56Speaker 4: right now?
- 10:56Speaker 1: Who's is Kim Caim? What's up?
- 10:58Speaker 6: Kim?
- 10:58Speaker 1: How are you?
- 11:00Speaker 7: I'm good?
- 11:02Speaker 1: Good. Guess what you're calling? Number one?
- 11:06Speaker 3: Yes?
- 11:07Speaker 4: Oh, I think we're on a little delay or something.
- 11:09Speaker 4: Something's wrong with our phones.
- 11:10Speaker 3: Kim?
- 11:10Speaker 1: Where are you from Heartland?
- 11:13Speaker 5: Texas?
- 11:14Speaker 1: Okay?
- 11:14Speaker 7: Cool?
- 11:15Speaker 1: Oh that's why?
- 11:17Speaker 5: Where's Heartland?
- 11:18Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 11:18Speaker 1: Where is Heartland? You don't know?
- 11:20Speaker 5: No?
- 11:21Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe you guys don't know?
- 11:22Speaker 1: Where is it?
- 11:23Speaker 2: Tell him, Kim betweeny and crandall's.
- 11:27Speaker 4: Right between forty and you know I was gonna say that, Kim,
- 11:32Speaker 4: You're the best.
- 11:33Speaker 1: You stay right there. Okay, Okay, Okay, there he is.
- 11:37Speaker 10: It's like talking to Pooh delay twenty second delay, Thank
- 11:47Speaker 10: you Kim.
- 11:47Speaker 1: Either way, you got hooked up? All right? You ready?
- 11:49Speaker 1: Real or fake news?
- 11:50Speaker 3: Time?
- 11:50Speaker 1: All right?
- 11:51Speaker 4: Headline number one. I'm gonna give you three headlines. You
- 11:53Speaker 4: gonna tell me which one is fake? Which one is
- 11:55Speaker 4: the fake?
- 11:56Speaker 1: Headline? Headline number one.
- 11:58Speaker 4: A man pepper sprayed a family because they wouldn't pet
- 12:02Speaker 4: his dog.
- 12:03Speaker 1: What a man.
- 12:04Speaker 4: Pepper sprayed a family because they wouldn't pet his dog?
- 12:09Speaker 1: Headline number one.
- 12:10Speaker 4: Headline number two, Oh man, you gotta be careful how
- 12:12Speaker 4: I say this one?
- 12:13Speaker 7: Okay?
- 12:14Speaker 4: Lord, wife files teeth in order to bite husband's manhood?
- 12:20Speaker 4: What wife files teeth in order to bite in order
- 12:26Speaker 4: to bite husband's manhood?
- 12:31Speaker 1: Headline number three.
- 12:33Speaker 4: New survey finds it sixty eight percent of Americans practice
- 12:37Speaker 4: conversations in the shower before having them.
- 12:40Speaker 5: Oh.
- 12:41Speaker 4: This new survey finds it sixty eight percent of Americans
- 12:44Speaker 4: practice conversations in the shower before having them. Okay, so
- 12:48Speaker 4: you got three headlines right there. You gotta tell me
- 12:50Speaker 4: which one is fake. I won yesterday, Candas, Would you
- 12:52Speaker 4: like to go first? Or would you like to pass
- 12:54Speaker 4: it to the poopoo.
- 12:56Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't have any luck yesterday. I'm going to
- 12:57Speaker 5: pass it to the poop poo.
- 12:59Speaker 3: Okay, poo?
- 13:00Speaker 1: Which one is the faky?
- 13:03Speaker 8: That first story man Pepper Spray family, We're not petting
- 13:07Speaker 8: his doll?
- 13:07Speaker 1: Okay, I think that's the fake story out of all
- 13:10Speaker 1: those stories.
- 13:11Speaker 4: Yeah, so you believe that somebody actually bid off their
- 13:15Speaker 4: husband's manhood.
- 13:17Speaker 1: I'll tell it with you. We're your stores out of
- 13:21Speaker 1: the stories.
- 13:22Speaker 5: Out of Oh yeah, lock me well, let's lock it
- 13:27Speaker 5: in right now.
- 13:27Speaker 4: It is officially locked in. Candicelow pass which story is fake?
- 13:33Speaker 5: This is so hard today? Why is it so hard?
- 13:35Speaker 1: Really good?
- 13:36Speaker 5: Lock me in for that last story, last storage.
- 13:39Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a hunch. Yeah, you're following your gut.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:42Speaker 5: I just had a light bulb moment.
- 13:44Speaker 4: Okay, you don't think that sixty eight percent of Americans
- 13:46Speaker 4: practice conversations in the shower. No, all right, let's lock
- 13:49Speaker 4: that in. It is locked in the winner today, Candice
- 13:55Speaker 4: low Paz, You are right.
- 14:00Speaker 1: You followed your hunch.
- 14:01Speaker 5: Yeah, just all of a sudden had a hunch.
- 14:03Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, Well that was the fake story that
- 14:05Speaker 1: I made up. You're right, So you.
- 14:06Speaker 4: Sixteen percent of Americans don't practice their conversations in the shower. Okay,
- 14:10Speaker 4: I don't even know if a survey was done like that,
- 14:12Speaker 4: although I do I do that?
- 14:14Speaker 1: Okay, do you not do that?
- 14:16Speaker 5: I don't know if I do it in the shower.
- 14:17Speaker 5: I probably do it in the car.
- 14:18Speaker 4: Oh I run through something like I have arguments in
- 14:20Speaker 4: the shower, like if you know, especially if you're in
- 14:22Speaker 4: a relationship. If I'm in a relationship, I'm like, oh man,
- 14:24Speaker 4: I'm going to bring this up. How am I going
- 14:26Speaker 4: to bring it up? And I already start thinking about it.
- 14:27Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm going to talk about it this way. Yeah,
- 14:29Speaker 4: you know, I'm going to say this, and then she's
- 14:31Speaker 4: going to say this. And I'm practicing in the shower
- 14:33Speaker 4: for sure.
- 14:34Speaker 1: And I have a mirror in the shower. My phone's
- 14:36Speaker 1: in the shower.
- 14:36Speaker 5: Whoa, you have a mirror?
- 14:38Speaker 4: Yeah that's not weird. Why do you guys think I'm
- 14:40Speaker 4: so weird? You because you called me from the shower,
- 14:43Speaker 4: so it's weird.
- 14:43Speaker 5: No there, yes, yeah that she says, shower.
- 14:47Speaker 4: You don't have a mirror your shower pool? No, you
- 14:49Speaker 4: need one? What do you look at? I saved outside
- 14:54Speaker 4: of the shower. I don't show you do. I don't
- 14:55Speaker 4: like getting all the hairs everywhere. Oh no, shave in
- 14:58Speaker 4: the shower. Thing that traps the hair, and then I
- 15:02Speaker 4: just don't call you sin Yeah.
- 15:03Speaker 1: No, no, no. It's like a little b it's called
- 15:06Speaker 1: a beard bib. But I don't have a beard, and
- 15:08Speaker 1: you wear a bib.
- 15:10Speaker 8: No, it's a bib that that goes around your neck
- 15:13Speaker 8: and blocks the sink from getting hair.
- 15:14Speaker 1: That's a bib. That's what I just said. Bib. Yeah,
- 15:18Speaker 1: he said, No, it's a bib. It's called Yeah, it's
- 15:21Speaker 1: called a beard bib.
- 15:21Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, cat all the hair.
- 15:23Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, thank you.
- 15:25Speaker 4: I go it's a bib because now it's a bib.
- 15:28Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. That's what I said. All right, let's
- 15:31Speaker 1: get to the real stories.
- 15:31Speaker 4: A man pepper sprayed a family because they wouldn't pet
- 15:34Speaker 4: his dog.
- 15:35Speaker 5: Are you serious?
- 15:36Speaker 1: Yes?
- 15:36Speaker 4: This happened a seventy five year old man in Flora
- 15:38Speaker 4: named Marshall.
- 15:39Speaker 1: His name is Marshall.
- 15:41Speaker 4: He's at a pet store last Thursday when he approached
- 15:43Speaker 4: a family inside and he asked the kids if they
- 15:45Speaker 4: wanted to pet his dog.
- 15:47Speaker 1: They ignored him and Marshall lost it.
- 15:50Speaker 4: Oh, the seventy five year old man just lost his mind.
- 15:55Speaker 4: The family tried to walk away, Marshall started making inappropriate comments.
- 15:59Speaker 4: The father of the family confunded him, and Marshall started
- 16:03Speaker 4: firing pepper spray at everyone, even the kids.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Everyone can get it. He don't care.
- 16:09Speaker 4: The cops were called, Marshall was arrested. He's facing charges
- 16:12Speaker 4: of aggravated battery and child abuse. Why he's being held
- 16:16Speaker 4: without bond. But the police asked him why he flipped out,
- 16:19Speaker 4: and he said, I have no explanation, but I kind
- 16:22Speaker 4: of get it. On Marshall's side, Listen, there's some kids
- 16:27Speaker 4: I'd love to pepper spray. Are you serious, Kendi? If
- 16:32Speaker 4: I why would you not want to pet my dog?
- 16:35Speaker 1: My dogs? My dog is so cute? You don't want
- 16:38Speaker 1: to pet my dog? I don't trust you.
- 16:40Speaker 4: If you see my dog, Trigger, German shepherd, you might
- 16:43Speaker 4: be scared of German shepherds. But if you're not scared
- 16:45Speaker 4: of him, do you want to pet the dog?
- 16:49Speaker 5: And if you don't, I want to hug your dog.
- 16:53Speaker 5: I saw him in the pool falling asleep the other day.
- 16:57Speaker 4: My dog Trigger falls asleep in the pool. Yeah, literally
- 17:01Speaker 4: on the steps. He's so him sleepy, I'm sleepy, all right.
- 17:08Speaker 4: Wife files teeth in order to bite her husband's manhood.
- 17:13Speaker 1: Oh, this story happened. Where do you think it happened?
- 17:17Speaker 5: Florida?
- 17:18Speaker 1: No, actually, Russia? Oh okay.
- 17:20Speaker 4: A thirty nine year old Russian woman was sentenced to
- 17:23Speaker 4: five years five years in prison because she bit it off.
- 17:28Speaker 4: Oh wo know what happened. I don't want to get
- 17:31Speaker 4: in detail. But she suspected that he had been unfaithful,
- 17:35Speaker 4: oh man, sending text messages that were inappropriate. She confessed
- 17:40Speaker 4: in court that she plotted her revenge by sharpening her
- 17:43Speaker 4: teeth with a file.
- 17:45Speaker 1: This is a real You can't make this up. Oh.
- 17:50Speaker 1: She said, I'm gonna file my teeth down, and she.
- 17:52Speaker 4: Started she said, yeah, well, the good news is you
- 17:58Speaker 4: want the good news of the bad news.
- 18:00Speaker 5: I guess the bad news.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Because that's what the doctor had to say to this guy. Yeah.
- 18:04Speaker 1: Doctor's like, all right, what do you want? I'm gonna
- 18:06Speaker 1: give you the worst first? The worst first is it
- 18:11Speaker 1: ain't gonna work. Oh, but I reattached it.
- 18:17Speaker 5: Couldn't she just use a pepper spray like Marshall.
- 18:19Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 18:23Speaker 4: The funny part is the man that totally denied cheating. Yeah,
- 18:26Speaker 4: he was like, no, now he has had to file
- 18:28Speaker 4: for divorce because after all that, she wasn't gonna file. Yeah,
- 18:32Speaker 4: I don't know if you can work through that. No,
- 18:34Speaker 4: that's not something if you bite it off like.
- 18:37Speaker 1: Babe, I need therapy. Who gets custody of it?
- 18:42Speaker 3: Okay?
- 18:42Speaker 4: Never mind thinks one or two point nine and good morning,
- 18:46Speaker 4: it's failing a kid, Candle slow pants producer poo. If
- 18:48Speaker 4: we sound a little bit different, it's because we were
- 18:50Speaker 4: pampered yesterday. Yeah, and I don't know if I've ever
- 18:53Speaker 4: had anything like that. And because you know, I'm weird
- 18:55Speaker 4: about massages. I know I don't like being touched.
- 18:58Speaker 5: I've been trying to get you to get a massag
- 19:00Speaker 5: for as long as I know.
- 19:02Speaker 1: I don't like massages.
- 19:03Speaker 5: Everybody needs it, pooh, you need it, literally everybody.
- 19:06Speaker 1: It's just weird to me.
- 19:07Speaker 4: So Candace yesterday decided to treat us to a show
- 19:10Speaker 4: date to the Esthetic Society in South Lake and we
- 19:14Speaker 4: had the best time ever, the best, the best, most
- 19:19Speaker 4: relaxing thing I've ever experienced in my life. And I
- 19:21Speaker 4: thought to myself, I gotta start trying new things, because
- 19:24Speaker 4: how have I never done this?
- 19:25Speaker 5: Right? Exactly? What the you got to force yourself to
- 19:29Speaker 5: stop and slow down for a minute.
- 19:31Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we walk in and I've never been
- 19:33Speaker 4: to any place like this before, because.
- 19:35Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we're dudes.
- 19:38Speaker 4: I mean I use a three and one shampoo, right,
- 19:40Speaker 4: we no I know about a facial.
- 19:42Speaker 5: Totally, you know.
- 19:43Speaker 4: But I'm like, okay, cool, and we walk in. It's
- 19:44Speaker 4: like they have snacks for us. There's drinks to dark room.
- 19:47Speaker 3: Well.
- 19:48Speaker 4: The funniest part to me though, was right off the bat,
- 19:51Speaker 4: we are going to change into our robes, which Candas goes,
- 19:54Speaker 4: she changes into her robe, and I go in. I'm
- 19:57Speaker 4: going to change into my robe, but I'm keeping my
- 20:00Speaker 4: clothes on underneath. Yeah, I meaning I had a shirt on,
- 20:03Speaker 4: stealing shorts. I didn't know what to do, I'll be honest. Yeah,
- 20:05Speaker 4: I didn't want to ask.
- 20:06Speaker 5: That's fine. Yeah, it's okay to ask, so to feel
- 20:09Speaker 5: as comfortable as you.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Want to feel okay to ask. But I asked Billy
- 20:13Speaker 1: instead of asking them? Who asked me?
- 20:15Speaker 4: Says yeah, Veronica knows what she's doing, But who asked me? Hey, man,
- 20:22Speaker 4: did you keep your pants on? And I was like,
- 20:24Speaker 4: what I go no, even though I did. So what
- 20:30Speaker 4: I didn't know is Pooh's in there changing and we
- 20:34Speaker 4: took the robes that were the bigger robes, yeah, which
- 20:37Speaker 4: I didn't know that they he for whatever reason, he
- 20:39Speaker 4: picked the smallest.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Robe on earth.
- 20:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 20:42Speaker 4: So what I didn't know is all the girls from
- 20:45Speaker 4: the Aesthetic Society were going to come in to greet
- 20:48Speaker 4: us at the same time. Is him walking out in
- 20:53Speaker 4: the smallest robe and his chony's looking like almost and
- 21:01Speaker 4: this guy walks out with his underwear on and he
- 21:04Speaker 4: goes oh, and they're all I go, oh, yeah, go
- 21:13Speaker 4: back into the bathroom.
- 21:15Speaker 5: He goes, y'all, y'all have a bigger and bigger slippers.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 21:22Speaker 4: I never laughed so hard in my life. I'm like,
- 21:24Speaker 4: when is Pool gonna learn not to listen to me?
- 21:26Speaker 3: Right?
- 21:27Speaker 4: I can't even in serious times. Still, of course, I
- 21:30Speaker 4: kept my pants on. I'm like, am I gonna take
- 21:34Speaker 4: my shorts off? But I guess you could?
- 21:36Speaker 5: Yeah for sure?
- 21:37Speaker 1: But either way, oh man, canness? That was so good.
- 21:40Speaker 3: It was so good.
- 21:40Speaker 5: I never had a foot massage during a facial before.
- 21:44Speaker 5: I was like, this is like next level custom facial
- 21:48Speaker 5: I had yesterday it was so relaxing.
- 21:50Speaker 4: I was falling asleep. I'm like, my girl, Christy. She
- 21:53Speaker 4: immediately she started to rub my head. I'm like, no,
- 21:56Speaker 4: I'm I'm out.
- 21:57Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I told Stacy last time I was there,
- 22:00Speaker 5: I fell asleep. And I felt bad for Haley, the
- 22:03Speaker 5: girl that was doing my facial then, and she was like, no,
- 22:05Speaker 5: it's the greatest compliment if you feel that comfortable and
- 22:07Speaker 5: relaxed in what we're doing that you fall asleep. She said,
- 22:10Speaker 5: I'm okay with that.
- 22:11Speaker 4: Well, I loved it, but I felt bad for Haley
- 22:14Speaker 4: too because she had to do Pooh.
- 22:15Speaker 1: Yeah, and I didn't fall asleep.
- 22:17Speaker 4: No, I know, because I'm trying to relax. There's this
- 22:20Speaker 4: music going in the background. I'm smelling all these smells,
- 22:22Speaker 4: and then I hear this in the background. You know
- 22:25Speaker 4: what I'm saying, And it's Pooh in the other room,
- 22:30Speaker 4: ruining my vibe.
- 22:32Speaker 5: Yeah, no Candy.
- 22:33Speaker 4: At the same time anymore, Pooh's laughing, he's drinking bourbon.
- 22:36Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, we're at a spot we're supposed to
- 22:39Speaker 4: be like enjoying ourself, relaxing, and this guy's in his
- 22:43Speaker 4: Chony's in the other room.
- 22:44Speaker 1: Me and Haley were yucking it up. Oh my god.
- 22:48Speaker 5: I'm glad I couldn't hear that.
- 22:49Speaker 1: Oh my poor Haley.
- 22:51Speaker 4: Yeah god, but it was awesome. Thank you Veronica and
- 22:54Speaker 4: the whole crew over there. I know that place was.
- 22:56Speaker 5: Alicia's team is fantastic over there, really top notch customer service.
- 23:00Speaker 4: And then the best part of it to me was
- 23:03Speaker 4: who got his nose waxed?
- 23:05Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 23:05Speaker 5: I did not know. Remember we talked about thewers, like,
- 23:07Speaker 5: I don't know that they do waxing, but they do,
- 23:10Speaker 5: they do.
- 23:11Speaker 1: And yeah, he went up there.
- 23:12Speaker 4: They went up there with a whole hot wax thing
- 23:14Speaker 4: in his nostrils, and I can breathe a whole lot
- 23:18Speaker 4: better when they ripped that out. They ripped it out.
- 23:22Speaker 4: The funniest part though, they rip it out Pooh screams,
- 23:25Speaker 4: and then can goes, oh my god, I saw it.
- 23:27Speaker 7: Look.
- 23:27Speaker 5: I don't know why they had the lights shining.
- 23:29Speaker 4: I just glanced and I was like, oh, I mean
- 23:31Speaker 4: they ripped out the trinity forest out of his.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Good Lord. And then in fairness, Poo's like, you won't
- 23:39Speaker 1: do it, and I did it too.
- 23:40Speaker 7: He did.
- 23:40Speaker 5: Yeah, but you had to do both their nostrils at
- 23:42Speaker 5: the same.
- 23:42Speaker 1: Time, and I didn't missin. He has no pain tolerance.
- 23:46Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the funny part for a guy who talks
- 23:48Speaker 4: about how, oh, giving birth is easy and.
- 23:50Speaker 5: Yeah, cramps are fake.
- 23:52Speaker 1: Cramps are fake.
- 23:54Speaker 4: This guy, he is the biggest baby when it comes
- 23:57Speaker 4: to anything pain.
- 23:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:59Speaker 8: And what you did to me on the ivy what Yeah, yeah,
- 24:03Speaker 8: my bag is I guess my arm was thirstier than y'all's.
- 24:07Speaker 8: And I look up and I'm like, there's nothing in there?
- 24:10Speaker 8: What about is the air gonna go?
- 24:12Speaker 1: I messed with you, I said to Pooh.
- 24:14Speaker 4: I was like, hey, your bag's empty, and he goes,
- 24:16Speaker 4: I know, is that okay? I'm like, no, you're gonna
- 24:18Speaker 4: get air in your vein? He said what he started
- 24:22Speaker 4: calling the front desk from the back room.
- 24:26Speaker 1: I was messaging, please come in here.
- 24:29Speaker 4: Like Ashley, the girl who's doing is an absolute professional.
- 24:32Speaker 1: She knows what she's.
- 24:33Speaker 5: Doing, medical profession. Like, they're not gonna let you sit
- 24:36Speaker 5: here do something that's bad.
- 24:38Speaker 1: And he goes, are you serious?
- 24:39Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, dude, I don't know what's
- 24:40Speaker 4: gonna happen if you get too much air in your veins, man,
- 24:42Speaker 4: that's a problem.
- 24:44Speaker 1: Goes, well, Hey, actually.
- 24:48Speaker 5: Casually accidentally bump his elbow.
- 24:51Speaker 1: He started knocking.
- 24:52Speaker 4: Yeah, I did that first bump and I was like, okay,
- 24:54Speaker 4: ain't in here. And then I was like, yeah, I
- 24:57Speaker 4: just saw a bubble going your He goes, are you serious.
- 25:01Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, that'll travel to your A order.
- 25:03Speaker 5: Oh my god.
- 25:04Speaker 4: You don't want a bubble in your order. He's like, man,
- 25:07Speaker 4: that's the last thing.
- 25:08Speaker 3: I need.
- 25:12Speaker 5: Jump camp tonight.
- 25:14Speaker 4: He guys, I gotta take my kids at camp. I
- 25:16Speaker 4: can't have air bubbles in my orders. I said, you
- 25:19Speaker 4: better figure it out. And then yeah, I'm like, why
- 25:22Speaker 4: do you take me seriously? After all these years, I
- 25:25Speaker 4: can't all right, Well, thank you to the Aesthetic Society.
- 25:27Speaker 4: Though in Soutlake, that place was top notch. I had
- 25:31Speaker 4: the best day ever. And I feel like my skin
- 25:34Speaker 4: is just glowing.
- 25:35Speaker 5: Oh it is. Everybody Like I'm looking at Pooh like
- 25:37Speaker 5: wow over there.
- 25:39Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't put regular water on my sky, Like, no,
- 25:42Speaker 4: they took fifteen years off poo.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Look at you, you, I mean.
- 25:45Speaker 5: What seriously look his eyes?
- 25:48Speaker 4: Yeah you don't look at Day over sixty.
- 25:53Speaker 6: Top stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid in the.
- 25:56Speaker 7: Morning only on the New mixed one or two point nine.
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- 26:29Speaker 4: eight o'clock, Canna Slopez, what is going on?
- 26:31Speaker 5: Well, our final World Cup match at Dallas Stadium happens
- 26:34Speaker 5: today between France and Spain. That match starts at two o'clock.
- 26:38Speaker 5: A sad day, last day to say Dallas Stadium. I
- 26:41Speaker 5: know that's actually the best part of this.
- 26:42Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say that might be the best part,
- 26:44Speaker 4: so I don't have to say Dallas Stadium. But I
- 26:45Speaker 4: am gonna miss the vibe, just the good energy and Dallas.
- 26:50Speaker 4: I'm so proud of us in North Texas, not just Dallas. Yeah,
- 26:54Speaker 4: but really, I mean all the rankings are coming on
- 26:56Speaker 4: as far as like what cities were the best hosts,
- 26:59Speaker 4: and Dallas is been up there in like the top
- 27:01Speaker 4: five almost everyone's rankings.
- 27:03Speaker 5: That's awesome.
- 27:04Speaker 4: Like LA's been low, yeah, I was like, oh, Kansas
- 27:07Speaker 4: City was low, New York was low. Dallas above all.
- 27:10Speaker 5: There's just so much to do here. I mean, we
- 27:12Speaker 5: have Dallas and for orders, we have the whole metroplex.
- 27:15Speaker 5: I mean people come here for the history, the cowboy culture,
- 27:18Speaker 5: the Dallas Cowboys. Just being in that stadium a big deal.
- 27:22Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 27:22Speaker 5: And he's at By the way, guys, did you see
- 27:27Speaker 5: Early Holland from Norway. He was seen carrying that taxidermy
- 27:31Speaker 5: raccoon as he was getting off the plane back home.
- 27:35Speaker 5: He bought that with his cowboy hat and boots from
- 27:38Speaker 5: wild Bill's Western Store in Dallas. And they've now sold
- 27:41Speaker 5: out of that raccoon on their website.
- 27:43Speaker 4: Of course they didn't good rightfully. So yeah, that guy's
- 27:46Speaker 4: become a world phenomenon. Yeah, because he's just such an interesting.
- 27:50Speaker 5: Dude, right and such a good dude, like good.
- 27:53Speaker 1: Guy he's like six'.
- 27:54Speaker 4: Five he looks like a, rowbody runs like super. Fast
- 27:58Speaker 4: he's not, human no.
- 28:00Speaker 5: Not he was asking fans to help name that, raccoon
- 28:03Speaker 5: and they were chiming in with names Like, Cowboy, ranger,
- 28:06Speaker 5: Texts raccoon on wheels was one of. Them you, okay
- 28:12Speaker 5: SEE i like texts either. Way, yeah either. Way it
- 28:15Speaker 5: props to that guy for coming in and enjoying what
- 28:17Speaker 5: we have to offer.
- 28:18Speaker 2: Here.
- 28:18Speaker 5: Exactly guys astronomers say they have discovered sugar in. Space
- 28:24Speaker 5: so this is a sugar molecule floating in a giant
- 28:27Speaker 5: cloud of gas and dust near the center of The Milky.
- 28:29Speaker 5: Way they say it's the same type of sugar naturally
- 28:32Speaker 5: found in raspberries and some self tanning, products.
- 28:36Speaker 1: WHAT i, know just floating around in. Space.
- 28:38Speaker 5: Yeah so they say this is important because different kinds
- 28:41Speaker 5: of sugars help power living. Cells they're even part OF,
- 28:44Speaker 5: dna so they want to know how they form and
- 28:46Speaker 5: spread through. Space but they did this with some like
- 28:48Speaker 5: Radio telescope And.
- 28:49Speaker 1: SPAIN i was gonna, say how they get up? There they.
- 28:51Speaker 1: Can't we can't get to The Milky. Way Can.
- 28:53Speaker 5: No they've just been able to like look very closely
- 28:56Speaker 5: at it from these two radio. Telescopes but it's basically
- 28:59Speaker 5: sugar in the form of. Gas so if, there if
- 29:01Speaker 5: we're going to live in outer space one, day at,
- 29:03Speaker 5: least there's gonna be sugar. POO i, mean there you
- 29:05Speaker 5: go the sky, exactly sour patch of the.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Sky that's the only way he's going to. Space there
- 29:13Speaker 1: better be some sour. Patch.
- 29:14Speaker 4: KIDS i had somebody at the grocery store to call
- 29:16Speaker 4: me sugar the other.
- 29:17Speaker 3: Day.
- 29:17Speaker 5: Oh, really.
- 29:19Speaker 3: A.
- 29:20Speaker 1: Woman, YEAH i. KNOW i thought it was too But i'm,
- 29:22Speaker 1: like what an old school thing to? Say, yeah she, said,
- 29:25Speaker 1: okay well thank you. Sugar. OH i hit her back with.
- 29:30Speaker 1: One i'm, like no, problem sugar. Breches, yeah there.
- 29:33Speaker 3: You go WHAT i.
- 29:35Speaker 1: Did and she was, like, oh she just laughed and
- 29:37Speaker 1: she didn't know what to.
- 29:38Speaker 4: Say she was maybe at least ninety. Eight, OH i
- 29:42Speaker 4: don't even.
- 29:43Speaker 1: Know she made it. Home they're not just saying.
- 29:46Speaker 5: Okay she was old. Guys we now have confirmation That
- 29:49Speaker 5: Taylor God taylor And travis do have a dog in their.
- 29:55Speaker 5: Life we heard these rumors about. This there was a
- 29:57Speaker 5: photo that was allegedly leaked from the, wedding uh showing
- 30:01Speaker 5: the dog At Madison Square, garden but the dog was
- 30:04Speaker 5: seen making its way Off taylor's private jet In florida With.
- 30:08Speaker 5: Travis looks like a pretty big. Dog it's white and.
- 30:11Speaker 5: Fluffy we Know taylor's a cat lady, obviously so this is.
- 30:15Speaker 1: New, yeah but HE'S i think he's a dog.
- 30:17Speaker 5: Guy so, YEAH i could see.
- 30:18Speaker 1: That that's the. Compromise what kind of dog is? He
- 30:20Speaker 1: just it's big and. White you, said, yeah it's big and.
- 30:22Speaker 5: White there's no speculation that it might be A Samoyan.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Samoyan do you know what that?
- 30:27Speaker 5: Is A samoyan girl scout.
- 30:28Speaker 1: Cookie, yeah that's.
- 30:33Speaker 5: Different i've looked this dog. Up it looks the same
- 30:37Speaker 5: as that. One super, cute big. DOG i love seeing
- 30:41Speaker 5: them travel with the. Dog there's such a cute little.
- 30:43Speaker 4: Family now that dog is gonna sell out everywhere Everything taylor. Does,
- 30:47Speaker 4: now it's like it's gonna be the most In deman
- 30:49Speaker 4: dog breed.
- 30:50Speaker 5: Ever and you're a breeder Of, samoya which is what
- 30:52Speaker 5: a lucky.
- 30:53Speaker 4: Dog, yeah you just get adopted or rescued or, whatever
- 30:57Speaker 4: bought By taylor And. Travis all of a, sudden you're
- 30:59Speaker 4: on private. JET i went from a kennel to now
- 31:01Speaker 4: eating caveat on a private jack exactly a dog living
- 31:04Speaker 4: better than?
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- 31:43Speaker 1: Go if you've got a, confession bring it on and
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- 31:45Speaker 2: One oh, Man i'm, Like i'm embarrassed even tell the story,
- 31:49Speaker 2: honestly shause it sounds so unbelievably.
- 31:51Speaker 3: Stupid, now but a couple of years, AGO.
- 31:54Speaker 2: I completely ruined a trip To vegas by trying to
- 31:58Speaker 2: be a hero while was.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Drunk oh, yeah Drunk. HEIRO i love.
- 32:05Speaker 4: That WHEN i heard, DRUNK i, Said, okay what do
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- 32:09Speaker 1: Heiro all?
- 32:10Speaker 2: Right so me and a few bodies were headed to
- 32:13Speaker 2: like To vegas for a guy's, weekend, Right and we
- 32:16Speaker 2: got to the airport, early and we started having drinks
- 32:20Speaker 2: and and it just turned into like way more than
- 32:23Speaker 2: just a couple.
- 32:23Speaker 3: Drinks you know WHAT i.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Mean, Yeah so by the time we were, boarding like
- 32:26Speaker 2: as it happens right on our way To, vegas like
- 32:29Speaker 2: as you.
- 32:29Speaker 3: Should Uh.
- 32:30Speaker 2: So but by the time we were, boarding LIKE i,
- 32:32Speaker 2: WAS i was feeling feeling pretty, good you know WHAT i.
- 32:35Speaker 2: MEAN i was feeling myself like, real real. Good so
- 32:39Speaker 2: one of our friends we didn't think was gonna.
- 32:41Speaker 3: Make, it he. Was he didn't make.
- 32:43Speaker 2: It he wasn't there, early he wasn't, drinking he was running,
- 32:45Speaker 2: late and we were, thinking, like he's probably gonna miss the.
- 32:48Speaker 2: Flight at this, point you, know they started. Boarding so
- 32:50Speaker 2: my alcohol fueled brain decided to Say i've got, this
- 32:55Speaker 2: and without thinking it through for even two, SECONDS i decided,
- 32:59Speaker 2: two fake having a. Seizure whoa. YEAH i was, like
- 33:05Speaker 2: IF i do, this they will stop the plane and
- 33:09Speaker 2: it will buy him some time to get.
- 33:11Speaker 3: There.
- 33:12Speaker 9: Right oh my, God so you, wait you fake having a?
- 33:19Speaker 1: Seizure how did it go? Down you're, like.
- 33:21Speaker 4: First of, all that's that has got to be an
- 33:24Speaker 4: alcohol fueled.
- 33:25Speaker 1: DECISION i didn't say.
- 33:28Speaker 2: There was a lot of, yeah there's not a lot
- 33:30Speaker 2: of thinking. Involved it was just kind of a, Yeah
- 33:33Speaker 2: And i'd, like you, asked how.
- 33:34Speaker 3: Did it go?
- 33:34Speaker 2: Down, well it was me going down immediately and it
- 33:39Speaker 2: was not. Good everybody else came down, too like it
- 33:42Speaker 2: worked really, well but not the WAY i had.
- 33:45Speaker 3: Planned.
- 33:45Speaker 1: People so here you, are you're doing your.
- 33:48Speaker 4: Thing you're faking a, seizure thinking this is going to
- 33:51Speaker 4: stall the plane from.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Leaving so What oh.
- 33:53Speaker 2: My buddy's gonna make it And i'll be, Like i'll be.
- 33:55Speaker 3: Fine you, know what is?
- 33:56Speaker 1: It? What so what?
- 33:57Speaker 2: Happens everybody both believes was except for my, friends but
- 34:01Speaker 2: they were smart enough not to get. Involved they were
- 34:05Speaker 2: just standing there kind of. Watching everybody else bought. It within,
- 34:08Speaker 2: seconds flight attendants swarmed. Me you, know people were freaking.
- 34:12Speaker 2: Out the people at the check in desk.
- 34:15Speaker 3: Called paramedics and and like they.
- 34:17Speaker 2: Got you, know it was STILL i figured like once
- 34:20Speaker 2: everyone showed, UP i just kind of snap out of
- 34:23Speaker 2: it and be, like, OH i feel, fine and then
- 34:25Speaker 2: it would be okay to.
- 34:26Speaker 3: Fly apparently that's not how it.
- 34:28Speaker 1: Works.
- 34:29Speaker 4: THING i wouldn't expect you to be okay and continue
- 34:33Speaker 4: on if you just BUT i don't know how it works.
- 34:36Speaker 7: THAT i don't.
- 34:36Speaker 1: Know you're.
- 34:37Speaker 3: Right.
- 34:38Speaker 2: YEAH i was, like, OH i just have.
- 34:39Speaker 3: Seizures it's, Fine i'm.
- 34:40Speaker 2: Fine but the so paramedics got there and they got
- 34:44Speaker 2: close and they could smell the alcohol in my.
- 34:46Speaker 3: Breath they told the captain and.
- 34:50Speaker 2: He decided that he wasn't comfortable letting me stay on the.
- 34:53Speaker 2: FLIGHT i don't know if he thought something was, up
- 34:55Speaker 2: but either, way he was, like this drunk seizure guy
- 34:58Speaker 2: is not coming on the.
- 35:00Speaker 3: Flight so the plane took off without.
- 35:01Speaker 1: Me, oh AND.
- 35:03Speaker 2: I couldn't like, Yeah AND i couldn't admit THAT i
- 35:05Speaker 2: was faking the seizure at this, point BECAUSE i was,
- 35:07Speaker 2: LIKE i could get in a lot more. Trouble at
- 35:09Speaker 2: least my drunk brain said.
- 35:10Speaker 3: That to. Me it was, like tell them you're faking.
- 35:13Speaker 2: It SO i had, to you, know go to the
- 35:16Speaker 2: take a ride to the, hospital go through the whole.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Thing oh.
- 35:22Speaker 2: Yeah and the best part is the plane still left
- 35:25Speaker 2: before my friend even made it to.
- 35:27Speaker 1: The, gates so you didn't even get he didn't even
- 35:29Speaker 1: get on the.
- 35:29Speaker 3: Plane we both didn't get to.
- 35:33Speaker 1: Go, yeah oh my, gosh.
- 35:35Speaker 6: You from the.
- 35:36Speaker 1: Hospital, yeah and where do you? You so you actually
- 35:38Speaker 1: had to go to the. Hospital they're taking the hospital
- 35:40Speaker 1: to check you. Out and.
- 35:44Speaker 2: Yeah but you, know LIKE i just kind of played a.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Lot ONCE i was at the, HOSPITAL i was, like.
- 35:48Speaker 3: NO i feel. Fun and then you, know they. Left
- 35:51Speaker 3: they let me.
- 35:51Speaker 2: Go everybody on that plane thought they witnessed like.
- 35:55Speaker 3: An actual, emergency except for my.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Friends they're, no my, job what?
- 36:02Speaker 4: What first of, all you're kind of a good, friend, like,
- 36:04Speaker 4: yeah a friend that would fake a.
- 36:06Speaker 1: Seizure so take one for the.
- 36:08Speaker 4: Team SO i don't missed a flight Because i'll tell you,
- 36:10Speaker 4: what A pooh Producer poo's on his way to the
- 36:12Speaker 4: flight and he's.
- 36:12Speaker 1: LATE i am not faking. Anything oh my go too,
- 36:16Speaker 1: bad he's. Late he's. Late but oh, WELL i mean you.
- 36:22Speaker 3: Learn, yeah it was definitely one of the dumber.
- 36:24Speaker 2: Things BUT i appreciate you guys validating LIKE i was
- 36:27Speaker 2: trying to.
- 36:27Speaker 3: Be a good. Friend my heart was in the right,
- 36:30Speaker 3: PLACE i.
- 36:31Speaker 4: Felt and there's so many people telling that, story like
- 36:34Speaker 4: this guy had a seizure.
- 36:35Speaker 1: And it was, crazy freaking.
- 36:37Speaker 4: Out your, friends like our idiot missed an entire. Trip
- 36:41Speaker 4: our idiot friend missed an entire. Tripful that's a fun
- 36:49Speaker 4: story you got to. TELL i don't know if it's worth,
- 36:50Speaker 4: it but either, way, well thank.
- 36:53Speaker 1: You, sir and you have a good. Day we appreciate
- 36:55Speaker 1: you calling a good.
- 36:56Speaker 4: Time, Gosh i've never been on a plane where there's
- 36:58Speaker 4: a medical and emergency and that kind of freaks me
- 37:00Speaker 4: out to think about, it Because i've had friends who
- 37:03Speaker 4: are on flights where people have.
- 37:04Speaker 1: Passed yeah it was oh and they had to be. Diverted,
- 37:08Speaker 1: yeah it happened to one of my. Friends he was,
- 37:10Speaker 1: like it was. AWFUL i.
- 37:12Speaker 4: Know so this guy's faking, seizures all, right.
- 37:17Speaker 6: He's doing For Candace. Court it gets settled here With
- 37:21Speaker 6: billy The kid in The Morning rise for.
- 37:23Speaker 1: The Honorble Judge.
- 37:24Speaker 4: Candaslopez here she is the Mesquite, mamacita The kale queen.
- 37:28Speaker 4: Herself ALTHOUGH i don't know you can eat kale anymore
- 37:30Speaker 4: with all that stuff going.
- 37:31Speaker 7: Around.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Bag, yeah don't get that bag.
- 37:34Speaker 4: Kale be careful with. That, sure that's All i'm gonna.
- 37:38Speaker 4: Say it's mixed one or two point nine bailing a.
- 37:40Speaker 4: Kid candaslopez is your, producer, pooh if you got something
- 37:43Speaker 4: For Candas court At candas On air On.
- 37:44Speaker 1: Instagram any kind of. Problem it could be a work coworker.
- 37:48Speaker 4: Situation it could be a relationship, issue whatever the case. Is,
- 37:51Speaker 4: okay here's. One tell me If i'm insane or, not
- 37:55Speaker 4: BECAUSE i feel like my relationship might be headed. NOWHERE i,
- 38:01Speaker 4: cannot for the life of me get my boyfriend to
- 38:04Speaker 4: SAY i love.
- 38:05Speaker 1: You oh that's kind of.
- 38:07Speaker 4: Sad, yeah but wait WHEN i tell him or text
- 38:10Speaker 4: HIM i love, you he responds with love.
- 38:13Speaker 5: You, Okay, okay he.
- 38:16Speaker 1: Will never SAY.
- 38:17Speaker 4: I this might sound like a small, issue BUT i
- 38:21Speaker 4: honestly think his way of saying it isn't as.
- 38:24Speaker 1: Meaningful.
- 38:25Speaker 4: OKAY i don't know how to bring it up BECAUSE
- 38:30Speaker 4: i don't want to sound, immature but it really bothers.
- 38:33Speaker 4: Me and until he says the FULL i love you all,
- 38:36Speaker 4: CAPS i just don't know If i'll be. Satisfied, okay
- 38:42Speaker 4: AM i overreacting? Here or is this a justified? Issue,
- 38:47Speaker 4: Okay Cannas. Court when you hear, this what do you?
- 38:51Speaker 1: Think?
- 38:51Speaker 5: Yah, girl it's way less formal to say love. You,
- 38:55Speaker 5: no that SAYS i have love for.
- 38:58Speaker 1: You, yeah you know WHAT i mean hundred. PERCENT i have.
- 39:01Speaker 5: Love for, you but not the love that you have for.
- 39:03Speaker 5: Me that's HOW i see.
- 39:05Speaker 1: THAT i see.
- 39:06Speaker 8: That, yeah reading, it this happened to. Me, yeah well
- 39:11Speaker 8: look for that guy.
- 39:13Speaker 1: A few a few x's.
- 39:14Speaker 8: Ago, yeah because she used to, say, Like i'm not your,
- 39:17Speaker 8: homie And i'm, LIKE i don't tell my homies love
- 39:20Speaker 8: you like.
- 39:20Speaker 5: That don't make sometimes yeah you probably.
- 39:23Speaker 3: Do.
- 39:23Speaker 1: WELL i don't catch myself saying.
- 39:25Speaker 8: That but, anyway but she, would she would make a
- 39:27Speaker 8: big deal out of, That like she'd be, like love you,
- 39:30Speaker 8: bye And i'd be, like love you. Bye like, That she's,
- 39:33Speaker 8: like you can't SAY i love.
- 39:34Speaker 1: You she said the same.
- 39:35Speaker 7: Thing.
- 39:36Speaker 1: Now, no she would.
- 39:37Speaker 8: Get on me BECAUSE i wouldn't you, KNOW i wouldn't
- 39:40Speaker 8: SAY i WHEN i text her or anything like.
- 39:43Speaker 1: That i'm, like, WHAT i love. You it took a.
- 39:48Speaker 8: Lot it took a lot for me to even just
- 39:50Speaker 8: fester up and SAY i love.
- 39:52Speaker 1: You you're.
- 39:53Speaker 5: Committee you're Not you're not.
- 39:57Speaker 4: Committee i'm going to tell you right, now, ladies if
- 39:59Speaker 4: you're day the, guy because this is a dating situation.
- 40:02Speaker 1: Too they're not, married are?
- 40:03Speaker 7: They?
- 40:03Speaker 1: No? No, no she say, yeah, right this is her.
- 40:06Speaker 4: Boyfriend this should be the time where, like oh my,
- 40:09Speaker 4: god we're head over heels for each. Other. Right if
- 40:12Speaker 4: you're dating a guy and you're in that phase where
- 40:14Speaker 4: you start saying it and he's not saying it, back
- 40:18Speaker 4: LIKE i love, you he.
- 40:20Speaker 1: Doesn't, no it.
- 40:21Speaker 5: Doesn't he won't commit to saying. No if you're getting
- 40:23Speaker 5: off the phone and you're like love you.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Bye, YEAH i love you, too that's. Different love you.
- 40:27Speaker 3: Bye.
- 40:28Speaker 1: Yeah, right you're on the.
- 40:29Speaker 4: Phone but if you're SAYING i love you and he's
- 40:31Speaker 4: saying love, you, yeah he doesn't love.
- 40:33Speaker 5: You you can't even text.
- 40:34Speaker 1: It i'm telling. You you, Know i'm.
- 40:36Speaker 4: RIGHT i know you're wrong BECAUSE i genuinely loved her
- 40:40Speaker 4: at the time we were, together AND i just did, well.
- 40:42Speaker 5: Then you have a communication. Issue you need to tell her.
- 40:44Speaker 8: She didn't KNOW i told her. That if she knew
- 40:47Speaker 8: THAT i was up UNDER i didn't do a lot of.
- 40:48Speaker 8: Stuff but to, me if you know what she, wants
- 40:51Speaker 8: and you know she. WANTS i know it's a simple.
- 40:52Speaker 8: Thing but it doesn't matter what we want if if
- 40:55Speaker 8: they feel.
- 40:55Speaker 4: Comfortable if a woman feels comfortable here AND i love,
- 40:58Speaker 4: you and that means more to her than love, you
- 41:01Speaker 4: WHICH i. Get, yeah it's like hugging someone when you
- 41:04Speaker 4: pat him on the.
- 41:04Speaker 1: Back it tastes it, okay, now, yeah.
- 41:08Speaker 4: Difference, yeah that, is you're like going for a. Hug
- 41:11Speaker 4: if someone pats you on the. Back it's like friend. Zone.
- 41:14Speaker 5: Yeah sometimes like people don't think about it. Though you're
- 41:16Speaker 5: just mindlessly and you're just hug. SOMEONE i don't, know
- 41:19Speaker 5: but that's probably.
- 41:20Speaker 4: Right if your butts, out you, know if your butt,
- 41:22Speaker 4: out oh, yeah or on the, side a side.
- 41:24Speaker 8: Hug if it's a side, hug that's extra friend. Zone
- 41:27Speaker 8: i've BEEN i.
- 41:28Speaker 5: Just hug people how, whatever like Because i'm, small so
- 41:31Speaker 5: it's LIKE i don't have a choice, sometimes you, know
- 41:33Speaker 5: it's just, like, however it's most comfortable to hug someone
- 41:35Speaker 5: if it's from the side from.
- 41:37Speaker 4: Right But i'm telling, you as a, man we know
- 41:39Speaker 4: what we're. Doing we know if we're SAYING i love
- 41:41Speaker 4: you or love, you and there's a big.
- 41:43Speaker 5: Difference, YEAH i mean it's definitely definitely less, formal a
- 41:47Speaker 5: hundred one. Letter it's one baby, word, like why can't
- 41:51Speaker 5: you say?
- 41:51Speaker 8: It but IF i love you like like, THAT i
- 41:55Speaker 8: gotta SAY i love?
- 41:56Speaker 1: YOU i, mean what's the. DIFFERENCE i don't feel?
- 41:59Speaker 4: It how do you not feeling? You i'm, like, girl
- 42:01Speaker 4: like it didn't make we're boyfriend and girlfriend girlfriend. Poo,
- 42:07Speaker 4: Yeah i'm getting off the.
- 42:08Speaker 8: Phone, OKAY i love, you BAB i love. You i'll
- 42:12Speaker 8: call you in a minute WHEN i get over, there
- 42:14Speaker 8: When i'm. Close that was the argument we. HAD i
- 42:17Speaker 8: was going to the grocery store AND i was, Like
- 42:19Speaker 8: i'm gonna go pick up the stuff you want And
- 42:21Speaker 8: i'll see you in a.
- 42:22Speaker 1: Minute and SO i told HER i go love, you
- 42:24Speaker 1: and she, GOES i love. You it's giving an? Egg
- 42:27Speaker 1: HOW i just don't like the way to see you
- 42:29Speaker 1: LIKE i love? You why would you act like?
- 42:32Speaker 5: That why don't you say it like?
- 42:33Speaker 3: That thank?
- 42:33Speaker 5: You thank?
- 42:34Speaker 1: You finally you SAID i love. You you never SAID i
- 42:36Speaker 1: love you till just? Now what's? Wrong would just love?
- 42:39Speaker 1: You it doesn't mean as.
- 42:40Speaker 5: Much, Right you got to throw it out there if
- 42:42Speaker 5: it's not, consistent if you can't do it every. Time
- 42:44Speaker 5: you got to throw it out.
- 42:45Speaker 7: There.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Everyone just give me WHAT i need in the.
- 42:47Speaker 8: RELATIONSHIP i, Get i'm doing, Everything.
- 42:50Speaker 1: YES i.
- 42:50Speaker 5: Do she needs.
- 42:52Speaker 1: YOU i need.
- 42:53Speaker 5: Space, yeah this guy is so guilty of being a.
- 43:02Speaker 5: NO i, nick it's way better with big.
- 43:06Speaker 4: Meaning just say.
- 43:08Speaker 1: It get over. Yourself say.
- 43:11Speaker 5: It, yes, OKAY i mean if you don't mean, it
- 43:14Speaker 5: don't say.
- 43:14Speaker 1: It he is guilty of being a.
- 43:16Speaker 7: NO i.
- 43:16Speaker 1: Mean it's.
- 43:18Speaker 6: Tough stories on the tens With billy The kid in.
- 43:20Speaker 7: The morning only on the New mix one or two point.
- 43:23Speaker 1: NINE i can't to slow. Pez what is going?
- 43:25Speaker 5: On, well let us and salad greens are now suspected
- 43:28Speaker 5: to be the source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak In. Michigan
- 43:32Speaker 5: that's the. One. Yeah they say they've had over two
- 43:36Speaker 5: thousand cases so. Far they're telling people to avoid prepackaged
- 43:40Speaker 5: salads and instead get individual heads of lettuce and rinse
- 43:43Speaker 5: them thoroughly and also throw out like the top two
- 43:45Speaker 5: or three layers of the. Leaves. Yeah this investigation into
- 43:50Speaker 5: this is still going, on of, course and other foods
- 43:53Speaker 5: haven't been ruled, out But, michigan for, example they typically
- 43:57Speaker 5: have forty to fifty cases of this each, year so
- 44:00Speaker 5: this is obviously like way. Different you, know this is one.
- 44:03Speaker 4: Thing poo will never have to worry about catching because
- 44:06Speaker 4: he etn lettuce or.
- 44:07Speaker 5: Fruit, no dude like. That oh cilantro, Though, yeah cilantra
- 44:11Speaker 5: was on the list of possible. Causes, also, raspberries, snowpeas
- 44:16Speaker 5: stuff like.
- 44:16Speaker 1: That through my raspberries.
- 44:17Speaker 5: Away, YEAH i haven't bought raspberries.
- 44:19Speaker 4: Lately scared now or you know, what you go to
- 44:21Speaker 4: a local farmer's, market, yes, right because they're saying AND
- 44:25Speaker 4: i don't know if it's true or, not you know
- 44:26Speaker 4: what AM i what DO i? Know, yeah but they're
- 44:28Speaker 4: saying that it's the big manufacturers that are really dealing
- 44:31Speaker 4: with this, issue it's not the local, farmers, Right.
- 44:33Speaker 5: Yeah that's always a safer bed to go to the
- 44:35Speaker 5: farmers market for. Sure Dallas county has confirmed and closed
- 44:40Speaker 5: nine cases as of. Yesterday ten cases are under. Investigation
- 44:44Speaker 5: so that's the. Latest. Guys this new survey says more
- 44:47Speaker 5: than half Of americans are posting less on social media these.
- 44:51Speaker 5: Days they also said maintaining their social media presence and
- 44:55Speaker 5: now feels more like work instead of, fun and the
- 44:58Speaker 5: biggest reasons people are kind of pulling back political, arguments doom,
- 45:02Speaker 5: scrolling and concerns about. Privacy, yeah so, YEAH i mean
- 45:07Speaker 5: we have to.
- 45:07Speaker 1: Do it for.
- 45:07Speaker 4: Work of.
- 45:08Speaker 5: COURSE i don't know THAT i would do it as.
- 45:10Speaker 1: MUCH i MEAN i like, it BUT.
- 45:12Speaker 4: I think it's you, know you do catch yourself doom.
- 45:15Speaker 4: SCROLLING i think that's the most dangerous. Part, yeah and
- 45:17Speaker 4: you start to get sucked into a world it's not, real,
- 45:20Speaker 4: yes and that's. SURE i try to tell my, Son i'm,
- 45:22Speaker 4: like social media is not, real, Right, like enjoy, it
- 45:25Speaker 4: connections with, people that's, cool but if you start to
- 45:27Speaker 4: judge what you have to other people and you think
- 45:30Speaker 4: they're so, happy it's not real.
- 45:33Speaker 5: Life it's basically everyone's reality, show and we're all producing
- 45:36Speaker 5: our own every, day and we can make it look
- 45:38Speaker 5: like whatever we, want you, know or what we don't.
- 45:40Speaker 8: Want.
- 45:41Speaker 5: Yeah so whatever you're doing on social, media take a break. Sometimes,
- 45:45Speaker 5: yeah that's good for. You, yeah, definitely healthy. GUYS i
- 45:48Speaker 5: have some trending food news for. You Olive garden is
- 45:51Speaker 5: bringing back There Never ending pasta. Pass first time they've
- 45:56Speaker 5: done this since twenty. Nineteen so we did look up
- 45:59Speaker 5: the fine. Print so we're going to go over, that
- 46:01Speaker 5: but here's what they're. Giving ten thousand customers will get unlimited,
- 46:05Speaker 5: pasta super, salad and breadsticks for thirteen. Weeks the pass
- 46:09Speaker 5: costs one hundred. Dollars. Wow they go on Sell thursday
- 46:13Speaker 5: at one o'clock and they typically sell out in a
- 46:16Speaker 5: matter of.
- 46:16Speaker 4: Minutes oh, yeah they're. SAYING i already went to the
- 46:19Speaker 4: website Because i'm, like this is such a good. Deal,
- 46:21Speaker 4: yeah one hundred dollars and you can eat any time
- 46:23Speaker 4: you want for thirteen.
- 46:24Speaker 1: Weeks.
- 46:24Speaker 5: YEAH i was skeptical at. FIRST i was, like are
- 46:26Speaker 5: they going to fine print you to one per week or?
- 46:28Speaker 4: Whatever but, no it says anytime you won that thirteen
- 46:32Speaker 4: weeks from WHAT i, saw and that's a lot of
- 46:35Speaker 4: food if you took advantage of. It, yeah way more
- 46:37Speaker 4: than you, know one hundred. Dollars but the problem is
- 46:39Speaker 4: it's the ten thousand goes so. Quick, yeah you're, saying
- 46:42Speaker 4: once you get, on you have to complete your transaction
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- 46:45Speaker 1: Seconds eight.
- 46:47Speaker 5: Seconds, yeah it's worse than mine In Saint tickets back
- 46:50Speaker 5: in the, day it was.
- 46:51Speaker 1: Awful you did Not oh, yeah were you outside?
- 46:55Speaker 5: Mine, yeah it's better that way BECAUSE i Know i'm
- 46:58Speaker 5: the second person in. Line i'm getting the. TICKETS i,
- 47:01Speaker 5: mean bring that.
- 47:02Speaker 4: Back, yeah don't even get me started on, that BECAUSE
- 47:04Speaker 4: i love if you're a true passionate, fan you're outside
- 47:07Speaker 4: Of foley's like we were back.
- 47:08Speaker 7: Then.
- 47:08Speaker 5: Day, YEAH i was. OUTSIDE i met one of my best, Friends.
- 47:11Speaker 5: Jennifer she was the first person. LINE i was the
- 47:13Speaker 5: second person in.
- 47:14Speaker 1: Line there were scalpers back, then.
- 47:16Speaker 5: Though, yes you want to beat the.
- 47:17Speaker 4: Scalpers you gotta beat the scalpers because they wouldn't stay all,
- 47:20Speaker 4: night but they would go up and buy some of them. Would,
- 47:22Speaker 4: yeah they'd buy like ten thousand dollars worth of. Tickets,
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- 47:27Speaker 5: Like, NO i got my seventy five dollars right.
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- 47:59Speaker 4: curious what you think about this because there's a new
- 48:01Speaker 4: trend going around with Gen z and they're throwing. Parties
- 48:08Speaker 4: but the parties they're throwing are interesting because it's not
- 48:11Speaker 4: a gender reveal. Party it's not just your typical birthday.
- 48:15Speaker 4: Party they are doing cosmetic. Parties, oh where they're throwing
- 48:22Speaker 4: their cosmetic reveal parties where they're doing a cosmetic, procedure
- 48:26Speaker 4: like a nose job party.
- 48:29Speaker 1: Or a breast augmentation.
- 48:31Speaker 4: Party, okay and they're getting everyone together and then they throw.
- 48:36Speaker 1: It it's. Theme they have little gift.
- 48:38Speaker 4: Bags, whatnot and then they walk out and they reveal
- 48:43Speaker 4: their nose job, wow or they reveal their procedure there
- 48:48Speaker 4: you know.
- 48:48Speaker 5: What, yeah it sounds like The Biggest. Loser remember when
- 48:51Speaker 5: they would have the person, yes come back into the
- 48:53Speaker 5: skin removal surgery and all that they. Reveal.
- 48:56Speaker 4: Yeah, well people online are debating whether this is cool
- 48:59Speaker 4: or if this is?
- 49:00Speaker 1: Cringe?
- 49:01Speaker 5: Yeah is?
- 49:01Speaker 1: It?
- 49:01Speaker 4: It? LIKE i was watching one girl and she actually
- 49:04Speaker 4: threw a party for her. Sister her sister went with
- 49:08Speaker 4: her best friend To turkey to get nose, jobs because you,
- 49:11Speaker 4: know that's where everybody's going, lately To turkey to get everything.
- 49:14Speaker 1: Done everyone's going To. Turkey, yeah, yeah what's going on?
- 49:17Speaker 1: THERE i mean it's, cheap.
- 49:18Speaker 5: Oh, yeah and it's.
- 49:19Speaker 4: GOOD i, GUESS i don't. Know but people are getting
- 49:22Speaker 4: everything done In. Turkey they're, going, LITERALLY i know someone
- 49:26Speaker 4: who went there to get a hair transplant eenveneers all
- 49:29Speaker 4: at once in a vacation and a vacation, no no
- 49:32Speaker 4: vacation unless you're staying there for a long. Time it's
- 49:35Speaker 4: because you know you're doing all that and you get
- 49:37Speaker 4: back on the plane and you're just like a.
- 49:39Speaker 1: Zombie.
- 49:40Speaker 4: Wow, yeah but they're going getting it done and coming
- 49:42Speaker 4: back because you can get it done for.
- 49:43Speaker 1: Cheap AND i, MEAN i, GUESS i don't, know that's
- 49:46Speaker 1: what it.
- 49:46Speaker 5: IS i, mean it's weird to have a cake for
- 49:47Speaker 5: a nose, job BUT i love, cakes.
- 49:52Speaker 1: Right that's a waste of.
- 49:53Speaker 5: TIME i love the girls who are extra like.
- 49:55Speaker 4: This this used to stuff like this used to annoy.
- 49:58Speaker 4: Me But i'm at the point of my life where
- 50:01Speaker 4: if you want to have a cosmetic procedure to make
- 50:03Speaker 4: yourself feel, better and you want.
- 50:04Speaker 1: To throw a, party, yeah do it all?
- 50:07Speaker 5: Right Care, yeah if you want to make the chocolate
- 50:10Speaker 5: noses from the nose mold like this one girl. Did
- 50:12Speaker 5: she didn't give them, out yeah.
- 50:14Speaker 1: Chocolate, Yeah it's, like, man look at, Me look at
- 50:19Speaker 1: WHAT i. DID i just it feels like you just
- 50:21Speaker 1: rub it into my? Face what?
- 50:23Speaker 5: IF i mean JUST i see where that could Really, yeah.
- 50:26Speaker 8: Inviting everybody just to celebrate you. Cringe just just come
- 50:30Speaker 8: out and just go get it done and that's. It
- 50:32Speaker 8: you don't have to throw no, big big old party for.
- 50:34Speaker 4: IT i, mean girls like throwing parties, though so to,
- 50:37Speaker 4: me it's, like if you want to, come if people
- 50:38Speaker 4: are willing to, come.
- 50:40Speaker 5: Cool revealing, parties so DO.
- 50:42Speaker 1: I i don't know if i'd go to, one But
- 50:44Speaker 1: i'm not mad that you're having.
- 50:45Speaker 5: IT i would go for.
- 50:47Speaker 4: SURE i, mean if there's an open, BAR i. MIGHT i,
- 50:50Speaker 4: Mean i'm thinking about having A bbl party WHEN i get.
- 50:52Speaker 1: Mine oh, god you throw me A bbl party for.
- 50:56Speaker 1: Sure look who's backing that thing? Up? Yeah and THEN
- 51:01Speaker 1: i walk. Out it's, like, yeah you're gonna introduce me
- 51:04Speaker 1: and everything.
- 51:05Speaker 5: Yeah they're party plates.
- 51:06Speaker 1: For that here right. Tom and then it's just, like really's.
- 51:09Speaker 5: Bbl, Oh.
- 51:14Speaker 1: I'm gonna just come. Out i'm not even. Fair i'm
- 51:16Speaker 1: coming out. Backwards i'm backing out just like. This i'm
- 51:20Speaker 1: gonna go, here you, go everybody gather.
- 51:21Speaker 4: AROUND i might give away fake booties, Whatever, yeah thank.
- 51:29Speaker 1: You See i'm excited.
- 51:30Speaker 5: Now about chocolate.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Booties, yeah give away some chocolate. Booties yeah.
- 51:35Speaker 5: Whatever this go had a cake to, said who knows
- 51:38Speaker 5: who it?
- 51:38Speaker 4: IS i, mean IF i go to some of these
- 51:41Speaker 4: gender revealed, party why WOULDN'T i go to?
- 51:43Speaker 3: This?
- 51:43Speaker 1: Yeah for.
- 51:44Speaker 5: SURE i MEAN i guess it's a way of making
- 51:46Speaker 5: it more, casual you, know because some people everybody's talking
- 51:49Speaker 5: that you get. It it's better to just be, like
- 51:51Speaker 5: LOOK i got it. Done here it is pop.
- 51:53Speaker 4: Out that's what they're. Saying they're saying that you used
- 51:55Speaker 4: to be like shameful to get this stuff. Done now
- 51:57Speaker 4: they're just embracing. It they're, going this is WHAT i had,
- 51:59Speaker 4: done And i'm here's what's. Happening.
- 52:01Speaker 1: YEAH i used to, LIKE i used to.
- 52:02Speaker 4: Get annoyed by people who through, birth you, know they
- 52:05Speaker 4: celebrated the birthday for a. Month, yeah, now celebrate your
- 52:08Speaker 4: birthday for a. MONTH i don't care. Anymore celebrate it
- 52:11Speaker 4: for two, months it doesn't. Matter the only thing with
- 52:13Speaker 4: only only PLACE i draw the, line, oh is half. Birthdays,
- 52:18Speaker 4: yeah you don't need a half birthday, now those are
- 52:20Speaker 4: INTEREST i saw somebody the other day celebrating their quarter.
- 52:23Speaker 5: Birthday now that's taking it too.
- 52:26Speaker 1: Far you can't do.
- 52:27Speaker 3: That so.
- 52:27Speaker 5: There, Yeah, look if something falls on your half, birthday
- 52:31Speaker 5: like a special concert or, whatever like we could just
- 52:33Speaker 5: throw it into the. Mix but Like i've seen people
- 52:36Speaker 5: with their kids and they celebrate with balloon arches and
- 52:39Speaker 5: do the whole. Thing for a half.
- 52:40Speaker 1: Birthday, kids why you're setting that kid up for. Failure
- 52:43Speaker 1: you can't do.
- 52:44Speaker 5: That you're not that's a thing for a half. Birthday, yeah,
- 52:48Speaker 5: Why i've never done, that BUT i, know yea.
- 52:51Speaker 1: Sometime why would you do. That i'm not doing. THAT
- 52:53Speaker 1: i want to celebrate all my birthday and that's.
- 52:55Speaker 4: It, No, YEAH i, mean BUT i don't get. IT
- 52:57Speaker 4: i don't mind. Anymore you want to celebrate your birthday
- 53:00Speaker 4: for a, week can. Celebrate thank.
- 53:02Speaker 5: YOU i THINK i had four cakes this.
- 53:04Speaker 1: Year you had? Four?
- 53:06Speaker 5: Well, yeah by, ACCIDENT i didn't ask for that.
- 53:08Speaker 1: Accident, well we have, vacation.
- 53:10Speaker 5: Right so the hotel left me one in the, room
- 53:12Speaker 5: and THEN i had one on my birthday at, dinner
- 53:14Speaker 5: and THEN i had. ONE i don't even know where
- 53:16Speaker 5: else has the dinner the next.
- 53:19Speaker 3: Night.
- 53:19Speaker 1: Good, YEAH i should have got A bbl yesterday at
- 53:21Speaker 1: The Aesthetic.
- 53:23Speaker 5: Society, yeah they got some version of.
- 53:25Speaker 1: That, yeah they do. SOMETHING i don't know what they,
- 53:27Speaker 1: do but they do something where they.
- 53:28Speaker 5: Put something or something at.
- 53:29Speaker 4: It is it? LIQUID i think MAYBE i wonder if
- 53:32Speaker 4: it'll feel funny WHEN i get, it because my butt
- 53:34Speaker 4: is so flat right.
- 53:35Speaker 1: Now it just it's.
- 53:36Speaker 5: EMBARRASSING i, mean you've Done brazilian squats or whatever they're.
- 53:39Speaker 4: CALLED i MEAN i do, squats but it just doesn't
- 53:42Speaker 4: build up back.
- 53:42Speaker 1: THERE i, LOOK i MEAN i looked at. IT i
- 53:45Speaker 1: try to avoid the mirror WHEN i get out of the.
- 53:47Speaker 5: Shower that's what she got it.
- 53:48Speaker 1: Do the other, DAY i forgot.
- 53:49Speaker 4: A towel AND i had to do the walk of,
- 53:51Speaker 4: shame you, know like out of the shower to get
- 53:55Speaker 4: the towel and triggers just looking at, it you, know
- 53:57Speaker 4: AND i caught a glimpse of my booty AND i
- 53:59Speaker 4: Thought oh my, God oh, YEAH i need to know
- 54:02Speaker 4: something about. This looked like two, sad pathetic.
- 54:04Speaker 5: Pancakes Who bulgarian split? Squad that's what's excuse? Me, yeah
- 54:09Speaker 5: you can do The bulgarian split? Squad what is?
- 54:11Speaker 1: That build your? BOOTY i, will, yeah how DO i do?
- 54:14Speaker 5: It to get? Up i'll show.
- 54:15Speaker 1: You.
- 54:15Speaker 4: You'll please Don't candice Slow, pez.
- 54:20Speaker 1: What is going?
- 54:20Speaker 5: ON i was just like everyone's sending me this, water
- 54:23Speaker 5: like have you heard about this air wan? Water it's
- 54:25Speaker 5: twelve dollars for a cup of sacred. Water have you seen?
- 54:28Speaker 1: THIS i did see. This but we don't have airwans,
- 54:30Speaker 1: here do?
- 54:30Speaker 5: We, no we don't not. YET i hope someday that
- 54:33Speaker 5: they come.
- 54:33Speaker 1: Here is it a fancy grocery?
- 54:35Speaker 5: Store, yeah it plays fancy.
- 54:36Speaker 1: Grocery that's, RIDICULOUS.
- 54:38Speaker 5: I, know but it's just so. Pretty this is the
- 54:39Speaker 5: place if you remember that was selling the nineteen dollars
- 54:43Speaker 5: strawberry or whatever back in the.
- 54:45Speaker 1: Day, yeah, no one strawberry nineteen.
- 54:47Speaker 5: Dollars, yeah they're going viral for this sacred. Water it's
- 54:51Speaker 5: like jasmine tea coconut water like botanical.
- 54:54Speaker 1: Extracts so it's twelve dollars for a.
- 54:57Speaker 5: Glass, yeah for a bottle of, IT i.
- 54:59Speaker 4: GUESS i mean does that really make like when bottle
- 55:01Speaker 4: water like the only bottle water THAT i can taste, Different, Like,
- 55:05Speaker 4: okay this tastes different to me Is. Fiji oh, yeah every.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Other bottle of. Water i'm, like, okay this could be tap.
- 55:13Speaker 5: WATER i don't, Know, yeah and tastes different for.
- 55:15Speaker 1: Sure probably.
- 55:16Speaker 5: Is and that mineral water tastes different to. Me oh
- 55:18Speaker 5: the mineral, wells, yeah, whenever it's crazy water taste.
- 55:23Speaker 4: Different, yeah maybe because it's from mineral wells and it's like,
- 55:26Speaker 4: real that place is.
- 55:27Speaker 1: Famous don't hate on mineral. Wells, yeah, no not at.
- 55:30Speaker 5: All you can taste.
- 55:31Speaker 4: It do you Remember back in the day, though when
- 55:33Speaker 4: people started first buying bottle, water my grandpa.
- 55:35Speaker 1: Used to get so. Angry he'd be, like you idiots
- 55:40Speaker 1: buying bottled. Water it's. Coming it's the same. Thing but
- 55:42Speaker 1: it is interesting to me that what is evion spelled backwards?
- 55:47Speaker 5: Naive oh my, gosh it is, RIGHT i mean brilliant,
- 55:54Speaker 5: though because we weren't taking water with us everywhere until
- 55:56Speaker 5: they bottle it for, US.
- 55:57Speaker 4: I, Know But i'll still drink it out of my filtered,
- 56:00Speaker 4: refrigerator turn on the. Tap we grew up drinking hose of.
- 56:03Speaker 4: Water what do we?
- 56:04Speaker 1: Care all, Right i'm not paying twelve.
- 56:05Speaker 4: Bucks What, no let me ask you, this what are
- 56:08Speaker 4: you willing to overpay?
- 56:09Speaker 1: For?
- 56:10Speaker 5: Oh good coffee any?
- 56:12Speaker 3: Day? Okay?
- 56:12Speaker 5: Coffee, yeah a good? Latte put some latte?
- 56:15Speaker 4: Art what are you willing machine to overpay for a
- 56:18Speaker 4: good coffee?
- 56:19Speaker 1: Machine? Okay what are you willing to pay for a
- 56:21Speaker 1: cup of? Coffee how? MUCH i, mean like she don't
- 56:25Speaker 1: want to say because it's. Embarrassing, YEAH i.
- 56:27Speaker 5: Know WELL i was just on dollars In New york and,
- 56:30Speaker 5: no absolutely not twenty. Dollars, no like six. Bucks oh
- 56:34Speaker 5: that's not. Fair latte seven bucks for a Latte?
- 56:37Speaker 1: STARBUCKS i mean it's, yeah it's pretty Much.
- 56:39Speaker 5: Starbucks Well i've paid, more but in higher.
- 56:42Speaker 1: Costs how much have you?
- 56:43Speaker 5: Paid probably eight ninety? Five?
- 56:45Speaker 4: Wow, yeah all, right, pooh let me ask you what
- 56:48Speaker 4: are you willing to overpay for a two?
- 56:51Speaker 1: Bush?
- 56:52Speaker 8: Okay and that WAS i just discovered that recently BECAUSE
- 56:55Speaker 8: i bought this A Sonic.
- 56:58Speaker 1: Gear two, Brush Sonic. Air oh, Yeah Sonic. Care, yeah
- 57:05Speaker 1: he got the t. MOVERSION i, KNOW i got the real.
- 57:08Speaker 1: Thing because it was almost two hundred dollars you.
- 57:11Speaker 4: Spend you spent two hundred dollars on all.
- 57:15Speaker 1: Most and your car don't even? Run what is going?
- 57:19Speaker 6: ON i got.
- 57:22Speaker 1: Breath the.
- 57:24Speaker 4: LADIES i can always find a, car so is YOUR
- 57:27Speaker 4: ac though A c is pretty mandatory In. Texas and
- 57:29Speaker 4: his car has been. Overheating i'm, like, pooh we gotta fix.
- 57:31Speaker 5: This we're not in his car with.
- 57:33Speaker 1: Him, Yeah i'm not in his mouth with.
- 57:34Speaker 5: Him, well, no we're, NOT i, know.
- 57:36Speaker 1: BUT i gotta talk to. Y'ALL i want my, breath you,
- 57:38Speaker 1: KNOW i want my grilled straight you. KNOW i mean that's,
- 57:40Speaker 1: cool it was.
- 57:41Speaker 8: Good he's got these different heads you can change. Out
- 57:43Speaker 8: but a tongue scraper's got all that dude brush is.
- 57:47Speaker 8: NICE i MEAN i have, one BUT i spend two
- 57:50Speaker 8: hundred dollars on.
- 57:50Speaker 1: It you know What i'm willing to overpay. For actually
- 57:54Speaker 1: a few. Things toilet?
- 57:55Speaker 4: Paper oh, yeah you gots want the fanciest toilet?
- 57:58Speaker 1: Paper what kind of? You? Oh i'm getting that? Charm
- 58:01Speaker 1: and how at least four or? Five thank?
- 58:06Speaker 7: YOU i don't?
- 58:06Speaker 1: Know one?
- 58:07Speaker 4: Ply?
- 58:07Speaker 1: Yeah what are we? Doing that's like school? Paper? Yeah
- 58:13Speaker 1: at least in. Jail it's two. Plash, YEAH i wouldn't.
- 58:15Speaker 4: KNOW i, mean, Yeah i'm also Over i'm willing to
- 58:19Speaker 4: overpay for. Fruit, yeah, OKAY i can't find good watermelon. Anymore,
- 58:24Speaker 4: YEAH i, can't AND i won't.
- 58:27Speaker 1: Eat the unseated. ONES i need the Seeded yeah for.
- 58:30Speaker 5: Sure not doing the seedless city thing.
- 58:32Speaker 7: Anymore.
- 58:32Speaker 4: Yeah, no it's freaky how they.
- 58:35Speaker 1: Make stuf.
- 58:36Speaker 4: Seedless it's weird to me that they make it. Seedless
- 58:38Speaker 4: how do you make it? Seedless?
- 58:39Speaker 1: Yeah you know What i'm. Saying get THE x files music.
- 58:43Speaker 1: Head how do you make a watermelon? Seedless?
- 58:46Speaker 5: Yeah go down the rabbit. Hole you'll find.
- 58:48Speaker 1: OUT i want the, seeds all the. Seeds And i'm
- 58:52Speaker 1: willing to overpay for jeans.
- 58:53Speaker 5: Too, okay there, Jeans it'll last two, whiles.
- 58:57Speaker 4: And shoes, yeah and a. Mattress i'm actually willing to
- 59:00Speaker 4: overpay for a lot of dumb.
- 59:02Speaker 6: Stuffs top stories on The tents with The kid in
- 59:07Speaker 6: The morning.
- 59:07Speaker 7: Only on the New mix one two point.
- 59:10Speaker 1: NINE i want people to win free. Groceries, yeah, same
- 59:12Speaker 1: ANDAs what's going?
- 59:13Speaker 3: On?
- 59:13Speaker 5: Well today is the Last World cup match At Dallas.
- 59:16Speaker 5: Stadium france And spain will play at two. O'clock it's
- 59:18Speaker 5: also a national holiday In, France Fastial, day so there's
- 59:22Speaker 5: gonna be a lot of watching parties around. Town And
- 59:24Speaker 5: No Bishop arts has a big one that they do every,
- 59:27Speaker 5: Year so perfect timing for that match. Today AND i
- 59:31Speaker 5: love That Arling holland has gone viral. Again he's the
- 59:33Speaker 5: player From norway that everyone's a big fan of. Now
- 59:37Speaker 5: so he was seen carrying this taxidermy raccoon getting off
- 59:42Speaker 5: the plane back at. Home so he bought that raccoon
- 59:46Speaker 5: with his cowboy hat and his boots all From Wild
- 59:49Speaker 5: Bill's Western store In, dallas and that raccoon is now
- 59:52Speaker 5: sold out on their. Website so he's just out here.
- 59:55Speaker 1: Influencing he's, influencing he's. Made he Loves. Texas, yeah we love.
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: Him the world loves this guy for, sure because there's
- 1:00:03Speaker 4: something about him that's so.
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: Interesting, yeah he's just very. Kind he seems like a
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: good hearted person and like the links that he goes
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: to to keep his body in shape to be able
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: to perform the way he does is pretty. Incredible oh,
- 1:00:14Speaker 5: yeah he.
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: Like runs up Hill he's not human. Like he runs
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: up these hills that are just not even like you
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: could most people couldn't even walk up.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: It, yeah he sprints up. It that's how you get a.
- 1:00:23Speaker 5: Booty he, Is, no that's true the hill. Today, yeah
- 1:00:29Speaker 5: that would definitely.
- 1:00:29Speaker 7: Help.
- 1:00:30Speaker 5: Yeah he's asking for people to help name that raccoon,
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: Though so if you voted in his, story he's asking Cowboy,
- 1:00:36Speaker 5: ranger texts and raccoon on. Wheels they're all pretty, Good,
- 1:00:40Speaker 5: yeah they. Are they are. Guys astronomers say they have
- 1:00:43Speaker 5: discovered sugar in. Space this is a sugar molecule floating
- 1:00:48Speaker 5: in a giant cloud of gas and dust near the
- 1:00:51Speaker 5: center of The Milky. Way they're saying this is the
- 1:00:53Speaker 5: same type of sugar naturally found in raspberries and some
- 1:00:56Speaker 5: self tanning. Products, really, yeah that's what a wildest weird.
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: Discovery is this what our science is doing right. Now
- 1:01:03Speaker 4: we're spending millions on, THIS i mean some of.
- 1:01:05Speaker 5: It, yeah but they say it's important because different kinds
- 1:01:07Speaker 5: of sugars help power living, cells and some are part OF.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: Dna so aliens are, Real, well.
- 1:01:13Speaker 5: Maybe they want to know how they form and Spread
- 1:01:16Speaker 5: if it's.
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: Sugar there's pooh aliens. Everywhere pooh aliens, everywhere floating.
- 1:01:22Speaker 5: In the gas and.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: Dust, yeah in The Milky. Way, yeah who's floating in
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: the Milky way right? Now how is? IT i mean
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: physically he's. Here mentally he's in the Milky.
- 1:01:31Speaker 4: Way he's in space eating sour patch.
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: Kids my.
- 1:01:36Speaker 5: Gosh it's basically sugar in the form of gas and
- 1:01:39Speaker 5: they found it using two radio telescopes In. Spain so
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: a little science nerds. Stuff but like sugar and, Spaces
- 1:01:45Speaker 5: WHY i like that kind of STUFFODOS i, think. Guys
- 1:01:48Speaker 5: we also now have confirmation That taylor And travis may
- 1:01:52Speaker 5: actually have a dog in their. Life we heard these
- 1:01:55Speaker 5: rumors a while. Back there was a photo that was
- 1:01:57Speaker 5: allegedly leaked from the wedding and a dog was. There
- 1:02:01Speaker 5: then SOMEONE i, guess zoomed in on a background Of.
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: Taylor there was a framed picture where she's she And
- 1:02:05Speaker 5: travis are together and she's hugging the. Dog, well the
- 1:02:08Speaker 5: dog was seen making its way Off taylor's private jet
- 1:02:11Speaker 5: In florida With. Travis the dog is so. Cute this
- 1:02:15Speaker 5: is like a, big, white fluffy. Dog we don't know
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: a lot of details about, it but we do Know
- 1:02:21Speaker 5: taylor is obviously a cat, lady so maybe this Was travis's,
- 1:02:24Speaker 5: dog or maybe they got it.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: Together you can have.
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: Both, Yeah, no for, SURE i prefer, dogs BUT i.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: MEAN i like.
- 1:02:29Speaker 4: DOGS i like cats, too, Though BUT i just don't
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: know how this dog gets so, lucky like you end
- 1:02:34Speaker 4: up being the dog That Taylor swift. Adopts, right you, Know,
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: yeah you're flying on private jets doing whatever you want to, do.
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: Probably not of a gold dog. Bowl how is.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: A dog net worth more than?
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: Mine?
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: Right so? Sad?
- 1:02:49Speaker 5: Yeah do you think they hire someone to scoop for?
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: Them do you Think taylor scoops her own?
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: POOP i mean she, Might she.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: Ain't, no she Makes, Travis she Makes traviat do. That
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: oh my, God, travis go out, there me play. Football,
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: no you got a scoop poop? Too, yeah, OKAY i
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: wouldn't complain. That i'd be pooped scooping all, day all,
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: day every, day all. Day you'd be what poop scooping all?
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: Day?
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: Okay say?
- 1:03:15Speaker 7: That?
- 1:03:15Speaker 5: Yeah, SURE i can't have those are Your texas? Stories
- 1:03:20Speaker 5: this is dirty little.
- 1:03:21Speaker 4: Secret i'm nixed one or two point nine all. Right
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: any kind of, confession any kind of secret you, have
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: bring it eight three three seven eight seven one o two.
- 1:03:31Speaker 4: Nine it doesn't matter what it, is we can keep
- 1:03:33Speaker 4: it anonymous to non judgment.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: Zone you have a, secret what's?
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: Up oh, Man i'm, Like i'm embarrassed even tell the
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: story honestly because it sounds so unbelievably stupid.
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: Now but a.
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: Couple of years, AGO i completely ruined a trip To
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: vegas by trying to be a hero WHILE i was.
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: Drunk oh, yeah drunk. HERO i love.
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: That WHEN i heard, DRUNK i, said, okay, yeah what
- 1:04:00Speaker 4: do you, mean a drunk?
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: Hero all?
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: Right so me and a few bodies were headed to
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: like To vegas for a guy's, weekend, Right and we
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: got to the airport, early and we started having drinks
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: and and it just turned into like way more than just.
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: A couple, drinks you know WHAT i. Mean.
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: Yeah so by the time we.
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: Were, boarding like as it happens right on our way To,
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: vegas like as you.
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: Should Uh.
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: So but by the time we were, boarding LIKE i,
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: WAS i was feeling feeling pretty, good you know WHAT i.
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: MEAN i was feeling myself like, real real. Good so
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: one of our.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: Friends we didn't think was gonna make, it he.
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: Was he didn't make.
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: It he wasn't there, early he wasn't drinking he was running,
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: late and we were, thinking, like he's probably gonna miss the.
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: Flight at this, point you, know they started. Boarding so
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: my alcohol fueled brain decided to, Say i've got, this
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: and without thinking it through for even two, SECONDS i
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: decided to fake having a. Seizure whoa. YEAH i was,
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: like IF i do, this they will stop the plane
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: and it will buy him some time to get.
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: There.
- 1:05:03Speaker 9: Right oh my, God so you, wait you fake having a?
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: Seizure how did it go? Down you're, like first.
- 1:05:13Speaker 4: Of, all that's that has got to be an alcohol fueled, decision.
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: Having a SEA i didn't say there was a lot of,
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: yeah there's not a lot of thinking. Involved it was
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: just kind of a. Yeah And i'd, like you, asked how.
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: Did it go?
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: Down, well it was me going down immediately and it
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: was not. Good and everybody else came down, Too like
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: it worked really, well but not the way i'd.
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: Planned people bought.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: It so here you, are you're doing your.
- 1:05:40Speaker 4: Thing you're faking a, seizure thinking this is going to
- 1:05:42Speaker 4: stall the plane from.
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: Leaving so What, oh my buddy's gonna make it And
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: i'll be Like i'll be, fine you know?
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: What? What so what.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: Happens everybody both believed what was, happening except for my,
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: friends but they were smart enough not to get. Involved
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: they were just standing there kind of. Watching everybody else bought.
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: It within, second flight attendant swarmed. Me you, know people
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: were freaking. Out the people at the check in desk.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: Called paramedics and and like.
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: They got you, know it was STILL i figured like
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: once everyone showed, UP i just kind of snap out
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: of it and be, like, OH i feel, fine and
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: then it would be okay to.
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: Fly apparently that's not how it.
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: Works yea.
- 1:06:21Speaker 4: THING i wouldn't expect you to be okay and continue
- 1:06:25Speaker 4: on if you just BUT i don't know how it.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: WORKS i don't, KNOW i don't. Know you're.
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: Right, YEAH i was, like, OH i just have.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: Seizures it's, Fine i'm.
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: Fine but the so paramedics got there and they got
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: close and they could smell the alcohol in my.
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: Breath they told the captain and.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: He decided that he wasn't comfortable letting me stay on the.
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: FLIGHT i don't know if he thought something was, up
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: but either, way he was, like this drunk seizure guy
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: is not coming on the.
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: Flight so the plane took off without.
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: Me, oh AND i couldn't, like, yeah AND i couldn't
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: admit THAT i was faking the seizure at this point
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: BECAUSE i was, LIKE i can get a lot more.
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: Trouble at least my drunk brain said.
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: That to. Me it was, like tell, them you're faking.
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: It SO i had, to you, know go to the
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: take a ride to the, hospital.
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: Go through the whole. Thing oh, Yeah and.
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: The best part is the plane still left before my
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: friend even made.
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: It to the, gates so you didn't even get he
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: didn't even get on the.
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: Plane we both didn't get to.
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: Go, yeah oh my.
- 1:07:26Speaker 5: God came from the.
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: Hospital, yeah and where do you? You so you actually
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: had to go to the. Hospital they're taking the hospital
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: to check you out and.
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: Yeah but you, know LIKE i just kind of played a.
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: Lot ONCE i was at the, HOSPITAL i was, like,
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: NO i feel, fine and then you, know they. Left
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: they let me.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: Go everybody on that plane thought they witnessed like an
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: actual emergency except for my.
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: Friends, there my, god what? What first of, all you're
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: kind of a good, friend, like, yeah a friend that
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: would fake.
- 1:07:57Speaker 4: A, Season so take one for the. TEAM i don't
- 1:08:00Speaker 4: miss a flight Because i'll tell you what a poo.
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: Producer poo's on his way to the flight and he's.
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: LATE i am not faking. Anything oh my go too.
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: Bad.
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: He's. Late he's, late but oh, WELL i mean.
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: Learn, yeah it was definitely one of the dumber. Things
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: BUT i appreciate you guys validating LIKE i was.
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: Trying to be a good. Friend my heart was in
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: the right, PLACE i.
- 1:08:22Speaker 4: Felt and there's so many people telling that, story like
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: this guy had a seizure.
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: And it was crazy freaking.
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: Out your, friends like our idiot missed an entire. Trip
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: our idiot friend missed an entire. Trip oh that's a
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: fun story you got to. TELL i don't know if
- 1:08:41Speaker 4: it's worth, it but either, way, well thank you.
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: Sir and you have a good. Day we appreciate you calling.
- 1:08:48Speaker 4: Time. YEAH i did mess up a flight one time,
- 1:08:50Speaker 4: though BECAUSE i wanted to get off the.
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: FLIGHT i had a weird.
- 1:08:53Speaker 4: FEELING i wanted to get off the plane immediately because
- 1:08:55Speaker 4: the weather was bad AND i thought they were going
- 1:08:57Speaker 4: to delay it and they, didn't AND i wouldn't GET
- 1:09:00Speaker 4: i SAID i got to get, off and they were like,
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: What i'm, LIKE i have to get off the. PLANE
- 1:09:03Speaker 4: i got off there, like, well we have to wait
- 1:09:05Speaker 4: then and get your bags, off And i'm, like do
- 1:09:07Speaker 4: whatever you have to. DO i can't get on this.
- 1:09:08Speaker 4: Flight AND i felt bad BECAUSE i was delaying the. Flight,
- 1:09:11Speaker 4: yeah but it was snowing so. Bad we were In New.
- 1:09:15Speaker 4: York it was snowing so bad that planes couldn't. Land
- 1:09:18Speaker 4: but you mean to tell me we could take?
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: Off oh. Wow i'm like, NO i don't feel comfortable doing.
- 1:09:23Speaker 4: THAT i gotta. Go they were, mad AND i Called,
- 1:09:26Speaker 4: poo who was In New york at the time. Too,
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: yeah we're driving wherever we gotta. Go yeah he.
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: Was he was cuddled up with some. Girl, YEAH i
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: was some girl he was talking. To AND i, said
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: you got to meet me at budget rent a.
- 1:09:40Speaker 8: CAR i didn't ask no. QUESTIONS i just showed. Up
- 1:09:42Speaker 8: Can he, was what a good? Friend, yeah it's like
- 1:09:45Speaker 8: how much AM i getting?
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: Paid? Though two point?
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: Nine we're about to get out of. Here it's feeling
- 1:09:51Speaker 4: a kid candas slow pans. Producer, poo don't forget we're
- 1:09:53Speaker 4: giving away free groceries all.
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: Day we'll do it.
- 1:09:55Speaker 4: Again it's a five hundred dollars jackpot right. Now because
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: someone didn't, Answer you've got to. Answer you gotta answer
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: also by SAYING i want my mix one or two point.
- 1:10:03Speaker 4: Nine so you got time to sign up either, way
- 1:10:06Speaker 4: get an iHeartRadio, app pull up Mix mix one or
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: two point, nine hit that talkback mic and say THAT
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: i want my mix one or two point. Nine it's
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: a good little. Practice that, way you get, ready you'll
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: be signed. Up and then at four, O'clock zan's calling.
- 1:10:18Speaker 4: Somebody hopefully somebody's gonna win five hundred. Bucks if, Not
- 1:10:20Speaker 4: Jack patch just gets hire free groceries all, Week so
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: listen and.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: Win, candice what you got going on?
- 1:10:25Speaker 5: TODAY i Think i'm having a drawing. Competition we had
- 1:10:28Speaker 5: a long day. YESTERDAY i don't give it home till five,
- 1:10:30Speaker 5: o'clock and SO i just had so much to. DO
- 1:10:33Speaker 5: i played a bit with my son hot wheels and,
- 1:10:36Speaker 5: stuff but he wanted to have a drawing. Competition we
- 1:10:38Speaker 5: just didn't get to it till hopefully. Today that's that's,
- 1:10:41Speaker 5: yeah he LOVES.
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: I what a great, time and that age is so. Fun, still,
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: yeah my son's a.
- 1:10:46Speaker 4: Camp but at FIFTEEN i was, like imagine IF i got,
- 1:10:48Speaker 4: HOME i was, again you won't have a drawing.
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: Competition you're Going, yeah, No, dad no.
- 1:10:54Speaker 5: Thing i'm enjoying it as long AS i.
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: Can it's the best enjoying. That, pooh what are you?
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: Doing because this time, Yesterday, pooh you AND i were
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: at The Ecthetic society just enjoying our, lives getting.
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: Pampered, right we got.
- 1:11:05Speaker 4: All, facials we're GLOWING Iv and, today now what auto?
- 1:11:10Speaker 8: PARTS i gotta go try to get my car in?
- 1:11:13Speaker 8: Order are you fixing your own?
- 1:11:14Speaker 7: Car?
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: Yeah, well Now i'm not fixing somebody. Else IS i
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: got a hook? Up somebody's uncle knows how, To so
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: you're going to buy the.
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: Parts, yeah and then you're going to take it to
- 1:11:23Speaker 4: your friend's uncle who's got a he knows what he's.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: Doing, yeah he knows what he's. Doing does he have
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: a sig hanging off his? Bottom lin? Exactly and he's missing?
- 1:11:31Speaker 8: It, well, no he's not missing a tooth right, there
- 1:11:33Speaker 8: it's right up in the.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: Front he's got a Gold oh.
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: Good anybody who got a sig like A newport short
- 1:11:38Speaker 4: hanging on the bottom?
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: Lisp okay it to. Him i'll tell you what you.
- 1:11:42Speaker 4: Know we did do that and it just flaps of
- 1:11:44Speaker 4: it down and you just don't understand the word we're,
- 1:11:46Speaker 4: SAYING i just.
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: Go, okay you give me a call when you get
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: over there to auto loan, nephew if you.
- 1:11:51Speaker 4: Can't understand the mechanic and that's got a sig hanging
- 1:11:54Speaker 4: off this bottom.
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: Lip yeah he's. Trustworthy yeah he. Is i'm taking my
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: car and he's going to fix.
- 1:11:59Speaker 5: Everything, yeah he's.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: Gonna get your life. Together he just Said rob's.
- 1:12:02Speaker 4: Around before he drops, around just drop the car off
- 1:12:05Speaker 4: and give it to him and tell me when to be,
- 1:12:07Speaker 4: back And i'll be back with my. Money, Okay, well
- 1:12:09Speaker 4: good luckuse you need some may, See YEAH i, do
- 1:12:12Speaker 4: and we need it, too because the combination of no
- 1:12:15Speaker 4: water at his apartment and No ain's seeing his.
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: Car musty mondays It's.
- 1:12:22Speaker 5: Tuesday oh, yeah oh.
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: Yeah it Is.
- 1:12:24Speaker 4: Tuesday WELL i don't know Toxic. Tuesdays we'll see.
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: Tomorrow have a good. Day, bye