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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 3 - Money (ft. Dave Portnoy) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 1: And participating McDonald's.
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  Speaker 3: I got some cash in the wallet, of course, keep
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  Speaker 3: a couple of hounds in mind, A couple of Benjamin's,
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  Speaker 3: a couple. This one still rolled up the Who was
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  Speaker 3: the person that dropped one hundred dollars bill? And then
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  Speaker 3: someone picked it up and Dave walked by him, was like,
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  Speaker 3: that's probably mine?
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  Speaker 1: Was it big Eva?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: I thought that they did it as like a bait dollar.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they did, but like someone picked it. I think
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  Speaker 3: like Big Ev picked it up or something. And then
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  Speaker 3: Dave walked BiH was like, that's probably.
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  Speaker 1: Mine, because he is definitely just statistic money.
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  Speaker 3: Statistically, it is probably his.
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  Speaker 1: This one's fucking this one's mine. I get a hundred
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  Speaker 1: dollars bill and I'll hold on to it for fucking
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  Speaker 1: six months.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, have my cake there's some there's something
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  Speaker 3: some fact that's like, if you have your money in
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  Speaker 3: like twenties and above, you're less likely to spend money
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  Speaker 3: because you don't want to break it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because fucking anything less than that, it's basically fake money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's monopoly money. If you want you don't want your
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  Speaker 1: you don't want your money.
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  Speaker 3: And ones because you're just gonna be spending money like crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Like a strip like it's a strip club, repreat the
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  Speaker 1: whole world like a strip club, like the entire world,
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  Speaker 1: just like a strip club.
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  Speaker 3: You get any stripping on this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I did. We went to a strip club
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  Speaker 1: above a it was above a cockfight. Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 1: the roof of the cock fight.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking you brought some strippers to the cockfight?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we they We had them as our date. We
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  Speaker 1: got them on a full day rate and just brought
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  Speaker 1: them around.
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  Speaker 3: We just put on I was just watching the work.
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  Speaker 3: Do you ever watch Workaholics?
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  Speaker 1: I used to watch Workaholics back in the yeah, back
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  Speaker 1: in the day day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to watch it back in like seventh
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  Speaker 3: or eighth grade. And it's on whoday now, so I'm
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  Speaker 3: rewatching it and it's just so fucking funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they are. They're fucking they are little geniuses. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when did they get that show? How old were they
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  Speaker 1: when they got that show?
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  Speaker 3: Probably pretty young because I know they like I think
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  Speaker 3: they got it pretty close to like fresh out of
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  Speaker 3: college because I think they all went to community college
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  Speaker 3: together they did. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 1: How crazy is it that a group of dudes just
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  Speaker 1: like like that are just friends with each other like
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  Speaker 1: a fun group of friends. But that, but that does
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  Speaker 1: prove the point that you need to get one of
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  Speaker 1: those shows fast or you will be riddled with the
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  Speaker 1: fucking the distasteful feeling of regret throughout your whole life.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, at the same time, when when that show
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  Speaker 1: was coming out, I was like, this is just like
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  Speaker 1: me and my friends, like, fucking we're gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: show like this.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's pretty hard to pitch, like like, like, how
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  Speaker 3: do you pitch a show like that? Oh, it's just
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  Speaker 3: gonna be me and my friends.
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  Speaker 1: We're just gonna be cracking jokes. Yeah, hilarious. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: think you're like every other group of friends.
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  Speaker 3: It's like every single other group of people has also
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  Speaker 3: had the same idea because it has.
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  Speaker 1: To just has to be brilliant writing if you're letting
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  Speaker 1: people like feel like they're in on your group of friends.
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  Speaker 1: But also the jokes are really funny. Yeah, the fact
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  Speaker 1: that they're just cranking out jokes.
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  Speaker 3: And you know Carl, you know, call the drug Dealer
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  Speaker 3: in it, he's like the director of the whole show.
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  Speaker 1: He's also a member of the group of friends. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what type of shit was it that he was just?
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  Speaker 1: I think he then like being on camera or like
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  Speaker 1: he uh or Hollywood was like, you don't have it,
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  Speaker 1: you're too ugly, my men. Yeah, yeah, I got bad
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  Speaker 1: news for you, my men.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm assuming you had something to do with that.
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  Speaker 1: That's some bullshit. Yeah, that wouldn't happen in twenty whatever
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  Speaker 1: year we're in.
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  Speaker 3: Twenty twenty one. I always think we're still in twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty Yeah, consistently. This is the I usually never mess
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  Speaker 3: that up, but this is the only year I have
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  Speaker 3: to look up. I'm like, is it is it twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty one already?
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  Speaker 1: It is some bullshit. Twenty twenty two will roll off
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  Speaker 1: the tongue a little bit easier, definitely. But whenever I'm
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  Speaker 1: writing my checks, which I'm always writing a lot of
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  Speaker 1: I'll pranking out a fucking ton of checks, So how
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  Speaker 1: I fucking pay people?
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  Speaker 3: I got a strip so like to just write one
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  Speaker 3: dollar checks and throw them in.
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  Speaker 1: Just ripping them off and throwing them one at a time.
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  Speaker 1: It does, I mean, it buys you an excuse because
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  Speaker 1: when you have a whole stack of one dollar bills,
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  Speaker 1: like they're gonna want every one of those right away.
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  Speaker 1: But if you have to write out a check, it
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  Speaker 1: kind of buys you a little bit of a buffer
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  Speaker 1: period for that to. You know, the strippers can't be
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  Speaker 1: as demanding of you. Just like, put one finger up
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  Speaker 1: to her, just give me a second. I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: write this out. What's the date? Year is it? I
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  Speaker 1: always get it wrong, and she's just like furious at you,
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  Speaker 1: goes back to clapping her pussy for somebody else.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The ceiling of this strip club was super low though.
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  Speaker 1: It was, uh that's weird. It was like it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: tall enough to sustain a like a true stripper pole,
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  Speaker 1: Like they couldn't get up to they'd like duck to
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  Speaker 1: get onto the stripper pole. Like the there was a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of a stage and then the ceiling was low.
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  Speaker 1: They they really couldn't. They couldn't bust it down. It
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  Speaker 1: was only twenty minutes of it was that they were
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  Speaker 1: They all were like stronger than me and like have
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  Speaker 1: like had a better frame than me, like a better frame.
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  Speaker 3: To add mass to be their bodybuilders.
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  Speaker 1: Or they had the frames to be like if they
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  Speaker 1: wanted to. It was still bulking season for a lot
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  Speaker 1: of them.
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  Speaker 3: But they are pretty like, uh, athletic, it's a pretty
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  Speaker 3: you have to be very athletic to do that super
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  Speaker 3: ass and it's pretty. It's definitely like a workout too.
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  Speaker 1: But and but some strippers have like they're shredded, like
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  Speaker 1: they're like almost like meth muscles or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: These women were like, uh well fed. They were they
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  Speaker 1: were eating well. And they must have been a good club. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they must have been getting a lot of checks, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of checks coming more maybe maybe two dollars checks.
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  Speaker 3: Going to a strip club one time and yeah, I've
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  Speaker 3: only been to a strip club once. And I went
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  Speaker 3: one time and this random dude at the bar was
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  Speaker 3: there and I was just like ordering a drink and
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  Speaker 3: he goes, Ike goes, I've killed people before, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like yeah, and I was like laughing, I think
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  Speaker 3: he was joking, and he was like, he's like, you
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  Speaker 3: don't want to act so wise around these places. And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, what the fuck are you talking
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  Speaker 3: saying that you don't want to act so well? He
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  Speaker 3: was acting like he was trying to act like I
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  Speaker 3: was being like a wise ass, even though I wasn't
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  Speaker 3: even talking to him. And then he said that he's
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  Speaker 3: killed people before, and were you doing? And then I
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  Speaker 3: saw him in the bathroom later and he called me
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  Speaker 3: by my name. He was like, hey, Harry, what the fuck? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: super weird.
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  Speaker 1: Did somebody like pay him to do that? Was one
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  Speaker 1: of your friends?
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  Speaker 3: Just fucking I was literally talking to my friends and
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  Speaker 3: then they all walk away. And then he turns and
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  Speaker 3: he's like, I've killed people before.
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  Speaker 1: This might be crazy, but I don't think he has.
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  Speaker 1: I think if you're just saying that to a stranger,
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  Speaker 1: you're on drugs. You haven't killed somebody before.
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  Speaker 3: He was definitely on drugs.
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  Speaker 1: How are you acting in the strip club? Though? I
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  Speaker 1: feel like you would be awkward as fucking his strip club.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way that you were a long time? How
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  Speaker 1: long we weren't there for that long? No? No, he
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  Speaker 1: just got out of dog or three hours, because like,
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  Speaker 1: what do you do when like a woman comes up
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  Speaker 1: to you just asked you for a fucking money, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to like you give it to her to bust it open.
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  Speaker 1: I'd probably rather just give them the money and just
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  Speaker 1: make it feel like it's transactional, just like come back
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  Speaker 1: later and like surprise me with it. But like just
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  Speaker 1: the fact that it's so transactional that they're they're just
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  Speaker 1: kind of the same as a panhandler or a busker.
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather than play me a song, Yeah, I would.
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  Speaker 1: The funnest, the most gratifying thing I've ever done at
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  Speaker 1: this strip club is pay the strippers five dollars. Just
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  Speaker 1: slap the ship out of me. I feel like that
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  Speaker 1: that's more empowering to them. It definitely is. It's just like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: like I don't want you to dance or like anything
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  Speaker 1: to me, but could you just slap the ship out
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  Speaker 1: of me? You just light me up? And they probably
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  Speaker 1: five stars.
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  Speaker 3: They probably need to get out of there.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely. Oh, they'll start lining up for you. They'll start
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  Speaker 1: You'll be the highest roller in the club. You'll go
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  Speaker 1: through an entire check book just getting these women to
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  Speaker 1: five star. Your face it's not.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's it's definitely a tense job of all
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  Speaker 3: those creepy dudes coming in there. It's probably due just
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  Speaker 3: to come in there every single night, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gotta be.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just go there like I'm gonna go to
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  Speaker 3: the strip club. Yeah, it probably becomes like an addict,
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  Speaker 3: an addiction.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they probably like and the ladies they're trying
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  Speaker 1: to the they work their way in and trying they're
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  Speaker 1: trying to come in there and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, you're not gonna come in here, brother.
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  Speaker 1: Lot of things they save that type of joy unless
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  Speaker 1: you have a copious amount of unless you're very rich,
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  Speaker 1: then you will be coming in here. You'll be doing
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  Speaker 1: But like if you're going every night, like, there's got
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  Speaker 1: to be better ways to spend your money. But I also, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: more power to strippers, you know. I hope they get
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  Speaker 1: to slap the ship out of everybody. I hope they
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  Speaker 1: just come up with slip strip clubs where they just
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  Speaker 1: get to beat the shit out of men where they
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  Speaker 1: just they're just like get ass naked and fucking rumble men.
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  Speaker 1: That would be hilarious, just stripped down and fucking beat
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  Speaker 1: the piss out of men. I think that there there's
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  Speaker 1: probably as big of a market for that, and it
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  Speaker 1: will be less awkward than going into a strip club
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  Speaker 1: and asking for them to dangle their boobs in your face.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean just getting fucking drop kicked by
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  Speaker 3: a stripper.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, wrestle get in like like your arm
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  Speaker 1: popped out of its socket by a stripper who has
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  Speaker 1: it in a leg lock. You get the safe word.
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  Speaker 3: The episode of Workaholics I was watching, which I was
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  Speaker 3: gonna say, is the one where they they go on
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  Speaker 3: the gravitron for his bachelor party, and uh.
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  Speaker 1: Did you watch a bachelor party one? Because I was
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  Speaker 1: on my bachelor party.
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  Speaker 3: Just came on and they go on the gravitron and
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  Speaker 3: they bring the stripper on the gravitron and I was like, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know you could like rent a stripper, like
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  Speaker 3: bring a stripper. I guess I did know that. I
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  Speaker 3: guess that's like a pretty common thing, right.
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  Speaker 1: Just yeah, I've never I've never done it before, but
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  Speaker 1: I think that you can just have one come to
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  Speaker 1: your house.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, in call, I've never done one. That dumb one.
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  Speaker 3: I've never done that either, but I I feel like
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  Speaker 3: I've seen that in movies and shows a lot.
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  Speaker 1: They dressed as a police officer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know how that became people's fantasies.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, we got a bad boy.
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  Speaker 1: It probably just would give people PTSD these days. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're probably like some career stripper cops.
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  Speaker 3: Stripper.
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  Speaker 1: The stripper police officers are definitely gone. It's a terrible
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  Speaker 1: time for a fucking stripper stripper police officer. Yeah, a
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  Speaker 1: Blue Lives Matter stripper just knocking up on people's doors.
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  Speaker 1: Someone would be like, you've been a bad boy.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, the fuck you alls are bastards.
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  Speaker 1: Your job is unnecessary.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just definitely don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to bust it open.
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  Speaker 3: I Uh, I thought I thought I had a funny
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  Speaker 3: joke a while ago about the fuck I had a
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  Speaker 3: funny joke about police officer costumes for Halloween. But I
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  Speaker 3: forget what it was.
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  Speaker 1: Damn it, fucking get it out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. I think it was like sexy cop pro or
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  Speaker 3: sexy cop costumes like tank and sales while horny protesters rise,
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  Speaker 3: or something like costumes rise. I don't know it was funny,
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  Speaker 3: it was funnier in my head.
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  Speaker 1: But horny protesters is funny.
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  Speaker 3: Horney protests like honey hot Antifa like sexy Antifa, because
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  Speaker 3: sexy cop costumes are definitely a thing. Yeah yeah, at
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  Speaker 3: last one of the most It was definitely one of
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  Speaker 3: the most popular costumes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh for sure, like that you could buy that, you
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  Speaker 1: could buy in a store, and now you can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, well, some people can't do it. It just
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  Speaker 1: depends on what side of the aisland. You're like, there
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  Speaker 1: can do it. There's some people who is probably skyrocketing.
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  Speaker 3: And you can do it if you're a it's this
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  Speaker 3: piece of shit.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot about you if you're gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: But I guess you can't do.
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  Speaker 3: It personally, I would steer clear from that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you hate every minority, But I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: it's up to you, dude. I found out that fucking
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  Speaker 1: cops in New York make forty five thousand dollars a year.
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  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, but that's not that surprising, because have you.
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  Speaker 3: I think the amount of times that I've actually seen
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  Speaker 3: a real cop in New York is like twice. Ever,
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  Speaker 3: like there there aren't real cops here.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you'll see you'll see what appears.
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  Speaker 3: To be a cop, but he's wearing like a uniform
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  Speaker 3: that's like six sizes too big for him, and he's.
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  Speaker 1: Rolling a backwood like leaned up against the wall.
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  Speaker 3: There was the traffic police officers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and don't do shit. But so but wouldn't you
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  Speaker 1: think if there's fewer them that they'd be getting paid
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  Speaker 1: more or I don't know, for just.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck dude, I would pick up that job on the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Like they just walk around New York for hours. They
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  Speaker 3: don't do anything be a cop. I've seen like I've
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  Speaker 3: seen like fights happening and then like a traffic cop
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  Speaker 3: just walks by, doesn't do shit.
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  Speaker 1: They have to just like brawl hand to hand. They've
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  Speaker 1: lost all all of their their privilege of shooting people.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have guns now that they even have tasers,
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  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, they just have their little traffic thing that
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  Speaker 3: they'd like get people tickets.
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  Speaker 1: So if someone's going absolutely crazy and like some tourists
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  Speaker 1: is like you handle that like you're in a fucking
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  Speaker 1: bag y, then you have to just go and like
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  Speaker 1: brawl out with a fucking insane person.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way that they do that. I've literally said, definitely.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen firsthand. I've seen multiple times. I've seen people
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  Speaker 3: getting in like fights or something, or like some crazy
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  Speaker 3: guy yelling and then the traffic cop just the business
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  Speaker 3: crosses the street, goes over to the other side of
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  Speaker 3: the street.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's working on traffic and.
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  Speaker 3: He's also making forty five thousand dollars a year.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that those guys might even make more
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  Speaker 1: than four I mean, forty five just astounded me, Like
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  Speaker 1: that's that's not that much more than a minimum way's job.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like mandatory New York. That might actually be that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: where are you living in New York? It's like four
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  Speaker 1: cops living in like a co op apartment, like it's
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  Speaker 1: fucking friends, Like they're like sliding across the wall.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think cops. I don't think cops anywhere make
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  Speaker 3: a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think they do. Like I think I
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  Speaker 1: think you can do.
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  Speaker 3: They can get like after hours, like I think they
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  Speaker 3: can get like they can do they can do extra
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  Speaker 3: hours and get more money. But I'm pretty sure it's
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  Speaker 3: not that high of a paying job.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just picturing like Seinfeld as like cops, like Craver's
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  Speaker 1: coming in fucking busting through.
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  Speaker 3: The funniest part about those shows, like after like Living
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  Speaker 3: in New York.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's like, like, have you ever seen the show you?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I have, the.
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  Speaker 3: One with the it's about like the Stalker.
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  Speaker 1: Stalker. No, I definitely haven't.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a bit. It's pretty popular. It came out
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: a couple of years ago. It was like a big
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: meme on Twitter. You probably would not if you saw it.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: It's a good show. It's a really good show.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: But it's based in New York.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: It's based in New York. And the Girl, the main
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: character girl is supposed to be like a uh I
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: think she's like a grad student and she's like so poor,
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: like like lives like like she's like supposed to be
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: like super poor, like she needs this job that she
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: has to like survive. And she lives in like a
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: fucking mansion in New.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: York, just like persic Law. Yeah you no first floor.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: She has like a kitchen, a living room, like a
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: king sized bed. It's like people that are well off
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: in New York don't have.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, represent poverty properly. Yeah, it's a blow up mattress
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: and when you step on the floor, crumbs get on
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: your feet, and there's fucking roaches, the blunt kind and
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: actual cockroaches in your tiny apartment that's so small that
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: you can't open the closet.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: Like no apartments in New York have like a living
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: room and like a king sized bed.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, it is crazy. How uh,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know, it must be. I don't know if
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: it's like people from Los Angeles trying to write New
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: York or just they don't They're not going to actually
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: put somebody in a shitty small apartment.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: And they talk about that in Friends too. How Friends?
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Friends is based in New York, right, Yes? Yeah, and
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Friends they live in like a fucking massive apartment.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a tilted way.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: They all work at like minimum wage jobs.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: They're waitresses, and they have like, yeah, five thousand square feat. Yeah,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is this? Imagine being a cop watching
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: that you're so pissed off at how fucking much money
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: they're making.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: It'd be I guess it's probably hard to write a
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: show where they all live in a fucking shoe box apartment.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Though, I mean, but it would be at least honest
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: it'd be like at least like a representative show No
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Pussy shit. But I've been watching Emily in Paris as well.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: I watched that whole show No Pussy Ship. Yeah, that
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: show is horrible, but it's like, oh, it's fucking fire.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: When you're talking about then why'd you watch the entire thing?
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: I watched it with my girlfriend.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: It's fucking sick.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: It was, uh, it was terrible, but I watch it's
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: it's so bad.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: She's just like her job is just like what is
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: her job? Yeah?
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: And like she has like twenty thousand followers on itsdamn
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: and they're acting like she's like an A list celebrity.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: It's incredible. Yeah, but she's also I mean, just like
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: maybe you want to live in Paris for like six months,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: maybe you want to do an internship in Paris. They didn't,
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: they didn't make you. They're like, don't come into work
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: till eleven o'clock. It's like, what the fuck? This is awesome?
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: How far in are you?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Like? Four episodes No Pussy No Pussy Ship.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to spoil it.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Spoil it? She who she winds up fucking like four dudes.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that happen. But did she get fired from
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: her job yet?
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: What? What the fuck?
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: She gets fired from her job and then like apparently
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: there's a law like in Paris where it takes like
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: it takes like a year to actually fire someone. That's
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: what they say in the show. I don't know if
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: that's a real thing.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: So we got to definitely move to Paris.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: So like apparently fired. No one gets fired in Paris
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: because like people don't feel like doing the paperwork.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: And so that's how everyone goes to go in at
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: eleven o'clock and wear scarves to work. Bro, I would
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: be wearing so many scarves.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: And drink coffee.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be sucking now because you only get to
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: live one time in your life. What like what was
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: their reasoning? They had like a sick ass line about
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: why they sucked down cigarettes. It's like you're too busy
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: trying to live and living. Fuck, that's sick. Let me
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: write that down. That show is fire, Yeah it is, dude.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know what what's bad about it?
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Everything? It's such a bad show.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Why dude, you can't handle the female gage.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: No, it's just one of like the one of those
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: show that's just like the acting is just painfully bad
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: and the writing is painfully bad. I'm not like that
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: person to be like, oh my god, the writing in
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: this show is so bad, or like the.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Actor so writing and Emily in Paris.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it is like it's like no, like it's
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: like one of tho shows are you be watching? It's
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: like a Hallmark It's like a Hallmark movie.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: But in a nice way. It makes you feel nice.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: It makes you feel like you're like, yeah, it's like
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: a it's like an I mean, it's like a good show.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I like to watch it on vacation. I could be
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: on vacation and like think about vacationing and other places
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: like that, like Paris Is.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Did you have you ever been to Paris?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You have?
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: You went to Paris with Caleb r.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've been to Paris. What'd you open up
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: some French doors or some shit pop up at the
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Eiffel Tower someone smashing an accordion. Yeah.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't want to Paris that much. But also
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I was younger, so I don't know.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: They probably treated you like ship we went. I came
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: in on.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't get that at all. Everyone was like, oh,
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: the tour the people, the Paris people, the French hate tourists.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: But I didn't get we had like first of all,
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: they were like, oh, they were like like, so I
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: went on a school trip when I was a junior
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: in high school and we went to Europe and and
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: they were like, like all the teachers were like, oh,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: don't wear baseball hats, don't wear shorts, Like don't because
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: this is all like ship that only Americans do, Like
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: like people in France, don't.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Why there your teachers are like worried about being embarrassed.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: They were like they were like this is like they
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: were people in France. You're gonna embarrass And then so
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: we do all this ship and we're like no baseball hats,
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: no shorts, all this stuff. And then we get there
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: and we have a tour guide and she's literally holding
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: a flag like to like tell it, like like she's
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: leading the pack with a flag. Natural and we're like,
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: oh my god. We're like this could not be more
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: of a tourist thing, Like it looks like we were
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: on like we were we were on a tour. Yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: it was the definition of students.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Like you're getting litter around by a line leader.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we got some people said some ship to
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: us at one point, but that was it. We didn't
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: really get that much.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: But what did they say to you?
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: They just like you said something about him. Yeah, pretty
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: much you George Bush. It was pretty much exactly that.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: And uh yeah, I mean we we didn't really get
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: much freedom on the trip.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: We had to go to all these museums and ship
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: but uh yeah you were in high school.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got some free time. And then it was
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: like a whole thing. Some girl ruined it for everyone
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: because she liked she got taken. She no, literally she
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: like ran away because she got in a fight with
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: the teacher. Like her Apparently her and the teacher got
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: in like a scream fight, like in in the hotel
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: in one of the in one of their hotel rooms,
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: because one of the because that's on the teacher, to
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: be honest, No, no, no, because this girl was stealing shit
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: from like from like poor people on the side of
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: the street in like Paris.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Still that's on the teacher.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the teacher was crazy too.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: But but that's also I mean, she's a crazy bitch,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: but like you can't be scream fighting with just like
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: fucking yeah. Uh, the girl was her zip ties, throw
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: on the bed and let her cry.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the girl was probably a sophomore in high school too,
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: so she was younger.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: And or maybe she might have been a.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Freshman, so really young. Probably scream fighting with the teacher
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: in the hotel room and everyone heard it. And then
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: and then we're like, we're going out to dinner and
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: this is our last night. We were in Rome and
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: kind of fucking high school.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Did you go to? No?
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: It was like a it was for an art class,
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: like an ap R, and we like, you didn't have
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: to go, but yeah you got to go. You like, yeah,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: you have to pay, like obviously you had to pay
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: to go.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: And it sounds fire, it sounds incredible.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: It was actually like one of the most things fun
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: things I've ever done, because my two best friends were
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: on the trip.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: To Dude, I'm pretty sure that gary Vee said that
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: you should just spend like a month in Europe instead
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: of going to college. You're taking gary Vee's advice. If
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: you're in lockstep with the gary v plan, like he's
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: you're going to be an entrepreneur before you know it.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably you're gonna own the gem and start taking
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: cold showers and sleeping for two hours a night.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: That's literally all you need to do to get shredded.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Oh no, wonder these fucking mics think I just spit all.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Over the smelly mine is like boogers all over it.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Line's got fucking crusted up. The Anis boys must have
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: been in here.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Those guys are savages.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Remember Erica posted that video of her wiping down the
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: oh after guys are in here and she's like scrubbing
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: down the fucking.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Those guys are hilarious. They must be smelly voice their hygiene.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: It must just be fucking horrible hijinks and no hygiene.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: That's their fucking brand. So happened on a brown T
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: shirt with stink lines coming out of it. But yeah,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: we were.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: We were in Rome and it was our last night
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: and the fucking this girl ran away and we were
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: supposed to have like three hours of free time, which
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: is gonna be like our big free time night, and
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: me and my friends are gonna go out and just
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: get hammered because you did just no drinking agent right
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: in uh in Europe. And she ran away and we
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: had to all express split up and go find.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Her, What the fuck? Yeah, you find her?
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't try and find I went to a bar.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, that's a sure fire away
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: for you guys to either get lost, yeah, or for
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: people to just go do whatever the fuck they want.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: It was awesome they go search Rome for this girl. Yeah,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess they're just like shit.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Bad shit happens on those trips all the time, though,
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: like anytime when people go like one of the trips,
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: like kids were like steal license plates off of cars
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: and then they all end up in prison, like in Europe.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: What a dumb fucking I mean, I guess. I mean,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: they're just high school students being high school students. At
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: the end of the day.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Bad shit happens on those things, and the teachers always
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: end up getting like fucking obliterated. And then they like
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: like one of one of the trips, like someone got
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: like hammered, and then like the dad like had to
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: like to like stay in the hotel while everyone went out,
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: and he was supposed to be like the leader of
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: the thing because he was like so hungover.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: So it's always a bad They always the parents that
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: are trying to go on that are trying to get
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: the escape anyone else. Yea, and teachers are worse.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Male and female teachers are just waiting for their students
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: to turn ade they can engage and so they can
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: meet them out at the bar. This is the bar
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: that all the students go to when they turn twenty one. Yeah,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: and they're just lined up. Teachers love that shit.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've seen a single one of my
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: teach I haven't seen any of my teachers since I graduated.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I one of my little sisters had has one of
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: the teachers that I have when I was a senior,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: and she told my teacher that I dropped out of
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: college and moved.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: To New York.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Really didn't tell her that I have a job or anything.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: And I and that teacher hated me. So she probably
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: thinks I'm just like living in the fucking sidel told him, yeah,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: fucking idiot.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: She's the teacher from every rap song. Yeah you're not
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: gonna make it, Yeah you're gonna suck. So, like, not
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: long after I turned twenty one, we started seeing like
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: the teachers from my high school out at bars, and
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: like some of my friends like wound up like fucking
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: these teachers. Like, yeah, some of them like tried to
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: like fight these teachers. Like you just find out so
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: fast that teachers are just like the most normal people
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: in the world. Yeah, they're getting ship faced out of
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: the bar. Yeah. Most of them are like pretty young
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: as well, Like they're just trying to live, like, I mean,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: live their life, and you get you find out real
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: fucking fast.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: I mean I had teachers that were young too, like
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I just that were in their twenties.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Teachers are young.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it must be weird being like mid twenties teaching
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: like eighteen year olds.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just being in charge of them.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty hard to do that.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Just dooming. You know, there's no like fucking moment that
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: they know. Like you think that they walked across the
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: stage at their college graduation. They probably picked teaching because
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: it was an easy ass major so they could get
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: you faced the entire time. It's not like they had
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: a formative education. They're just fucking like, what's easy. I
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: guess I'll just be a teacher. All you have to
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: do is stay a month ahead of them in the
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: lesson plans. Fucking lesson plans.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank god, you're anti your anti teacher.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: No, No, I respect that out of teachers.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: You're like that kid in that viral video that goes
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: that goes around every once a month. That's like, you
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: can't be teaching kids out of the packet. You gotta
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: be teaching them.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Or else they're not going to understand.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what it's like, like.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: D an incredible pig preacher. You were definitely in high school.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: They're not going to understand you. They're not listening.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with his long ass, he never cut his hair.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: That video goes viral once a month and people and
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: everyone is like, this is this is what's the problem.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Is this is it? This kid gets it? Listen to
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: this show this to a kitcher. No, I'm just against
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: school because I uh, I didn't do I didn't do
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: well in it. That's why I was so bad at school.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Just didn't it didn't it didn't vibe with me.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I had to take a I wish I was better
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: at school, though I wish I tried harder. So I
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: was like smarter than I am.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I took up I had to take like public speaking
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: in college, and uh, I waited till my senior year
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: because I was like fuck this class. Yeah, I'm not
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: trying to take this, not trying to learn this. And
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I was already doing. I was like traveling the world
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: like battle wrapping rooms full of like a thousand.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Can you start battle rapping? Because I saw a video
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: you posted a video on TikTok? Was it on TikTok recently?
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: You look like really young?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Uh, like fucking twenty twenty one. I started a
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: battle rapping yeah, round around your age.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm probably gonna hit up on the mic pretty soon.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: You should. It's the perfect time. The synapses in your
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: brain are still firing. You can learn it. A new
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: craft I want to do.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna sign up for a stand up open mic
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: and then just battle rap the whole time.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: It would crush.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna battle rap the host of the show.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: You're a pussy pussy show. All right, thanks guys, that's
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: my time. My light's on. But I was doing fucking
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I had to take up a fucking public speaking class,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: and all it was was a guy wanted me to
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: take the assignment seriously, and I wouldn't do it. I
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: got a d in public speaking, but I was like
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: getting paid to like go to venues to speak publicly
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: in front of thousands of people. It's just like one
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: thing doesn't equate to the other thing at all. It's
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: just like how well do you take classes? How well
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: do you like follow the rules? And dude, I fucking
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: hate the rules.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had. I had a screenwriting class last year
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: that I took and we had to go we had
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: to like all write a It would be like the
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: way that the guy set up a class was like
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: we would like the first one we had to do,
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: we had to write like one liners, like or two liners.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: It was like supposed to be like written similar to
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: the weekend update on the s now jokes. Yeah jokes.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: So we would like have to go look at the
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: cover of the New York Times for that morning and
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: we'd have to write like five jokes.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: This dude was definitely like submitting to a peloton, right.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: He was like an SNL writer apparently, so he.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Was just trying to teach people how to do jokes.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: It was it was a comedy screenwriting class at college
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: at college and we had to there was like thirty
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: kids in the class and we had to go around
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: and read our jokes out loud to the whole class.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: And basically, like that's tough. It's tough because people aren't
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: even trying to be comedians. It's like going to it
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: the awkwardness of an open mic night with the first
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: time everyone's trying their joke with a bunch of people
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: who don't even want to be doing it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I the thing was it was like thirty
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: kids and we would all have to go around and
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: read ours and then like that's like how he did
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: attendance basically, and it would be that would be the
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: entire class for the most part, and the first couple
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: people like if they were funny, people would laugh. But
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: then by like the by like ten, no one's listening,
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: So you're reading your joke to like and no one laughs.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Like is he is he like paying attention?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he like laughing, you pay attention to give you notes.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Like he was a really good teacher. Yeah, but like
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: like he was a smart guy, But like how.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Would he react to your jokes? Like what would he
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: like his just arms folded and just like a little
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: snicker through the notes.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: That was good, that was good, try it and then
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: he would give you notes.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: And try to make this next one funny. Yeah, like
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: you said the words, but just like I am not laughing.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we had uh. Then by the end
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: of the by the end of the semester, we had
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: a ten minute script that we had to write and
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: we all have to go out and we had all
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: to read our ten minute script and like we had
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: to like how other people play the characters.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: And I just didn't show up for the class because
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: you just didn't want. I was didn't do My.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Script was so bad, and I was like, I am
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: not reading this for ten minutes in front of it
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: like that, I'm not gonna bomb for I'm not gonna
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: wale hundred and.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Seventy thousand followers on TikTok. I'm gonna read a script
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: for a fucking class.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: No. I actually ended up getting a B in the class,
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: but I was like, I can't do this. I was like,
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: I don't have like the mental strength, did you claim?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Aid to him?
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: No, I just didn't show up.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: But how'd you get to be in the class?
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Then?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know you were at an A and he
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: dropped you to a B for it or he was
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: just like none of this matter, and I don't I
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: never cared. It was probably that I just don't give up.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: It was probably more that he's also a really nice guy,
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: so I think it was more like I think I
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: probably emailed him some sob story and then somehow managed.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: She gotta be those teachers like half their job must
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: be just reading people's lives. Yeah, just people are lying
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: to them. Yeah, but they also that's work.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I've had so many times where I've written like a
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: long ass thing like oh my mental health is my
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: mental health is doing really poorly, and like I've been
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: really stressed out. I didn't get any time to do
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: this assignment, and then like I just and then he
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: gave me an extension. I just didn't do it. And
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: I was like, I feel like such a That was it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: It was I just don't give a fuck.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah that I do that in a religion class, and
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, I can't do this. I was literally
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: sitting at the dinner table with my This was over quarantine.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I was sitting at dinner table with my sister and
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: my dad, who are like really smart, and we were
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: reading the prompt and just no one understood it, and
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: I was like, this isn't happening. I actually like I
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: failed the really class yeah.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I think sometimes though, you can just outlast your teacher
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: and just like they'll like you just keep on like
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: pushing it back and like delaying. Yeah, and they'll just
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: be like, all right, I'll give your seat bus. I'll
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: give you a seat bus. Just shut the fuck up.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Send the corrupt file.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the intentionally corrupt file.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I think that really works anymore though, because people like
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: I think people know that there's like a website to
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: just corrupt a file.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: It's also not that hard to like do an assignment. No,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: there's no there's nothing that like actually takes that much time.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: No, it's also not that hard to like it's also
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: like no one actually like in what scenarios, because have
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: you ever actually corrupt a file never submitting an assignment.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: There's no scenario where you're like, oh, fuck this this
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: file got corrupt.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Microsoft word shoots a million percent. Yeah, Microsoft word
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: never misses.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: When you needed to never corrupt a file.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: What I lost the whole file. One of my friends
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: dropped out of college, uh his first semester because like
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: he went outside while he was writing a paper to
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: smoke a cigarette, came back inside and like the computer
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: had like gotten unplugged and like he couldn't submit the paper,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: and he just like dropped out for the rest of
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: the semester. And he's like, all right, second semester, I'm
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: gonna give it the old college try. He made it
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: a week and then like a chocolate milk exploded in
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: his backpack and all his books got covered in chocolate milk,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: and he just never went back again. He was like
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: or he just dropped out of college again and just
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: sat there for the entire semester because he said, fuck it.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: It was like his books got corrupted.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a pretty good reason though. Chalk and chocolate
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: milk on the books, chalky milk on the college.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: It wasn't for him. Yeah, but he didn't tell his
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: parents the entire time. They just got the report card
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: and like it was f's and everything for the entire year. Always.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: He didn't even drop out, He just stopped going.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: He stopped going to college, and then his parents got
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: a not even at the end of the first semester,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: at the end of the entire year. That's bad, you're gonna.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Why didn't he just like drop out, drop the classes.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Because he wanted to have the college experience, so he
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: was Temple University. He fucking slept until four o'clock every
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: day and then just went out. Yeah, he would like
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: watch Boy Meets World until four at four o'clock in
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: the morning, sleep until four in the afternoon, go get
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: like forties and cheese steaks, sit on the stoop until
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: he was drunk enough to fight somebody. They'd like brawl out,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: watch fucking more Boy Meets World until they fell asleep,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: and just like do it all over again. It was
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: heaven for some people. That's heaven.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: People just want to go to college to like fight
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: and like eat taco bell.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: It's not a bad idea, it's not It's not bad
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: at all. Yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: I mean I hated school, so I wasn't very opposed
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: to dropping out dropping out.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Plus, man, with the way that the world set up today,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: the way that Gary Ve puts it, man, you don't
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: really have to do ship.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Just have to picture your family got shot in the
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: face for an hour a day.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: That's that's all.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: That's better than a fucking piece of paper, big time,
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: one hundred percent.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The one clip I saw was, yeah, he's just
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: telling telling people on their wedding day that they could
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: be on their phones as much as they want. They
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: want to be on their phones, they don't have to
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: live in the moment.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, what a fucking legend.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: He just like.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: I feel like I don't understand what those mo like.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: I guess Gary v has like a business, right, Like
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: he he has like a he like is a billionaire?
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: He is?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you sure pretty sure? Like an actual billionaire
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: or he has like billions of dollars and like ventures.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Maybe that I'm pretty sure he has like a real business.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, vayner Media is that what it is? He definitely
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: has a real business. There's people that work for it.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: But I don't understand like the motivational speakers that just
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: like just like talk, like what are they doing aside
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: for motivation? Like like it can't be that hard to
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: write a motivational speech, and.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Like once you get in the game, Like I feel
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: like the hardest part is getting in the game. Yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: once you start motivating people and you're just like, yeah,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Twenty what are they doing nothing?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: I think that there are a lot of Instagram influencers
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: are just like motivational speakers. Yeah, when I was on vacation,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the other week there were like other there. It was
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: all influencers staying at the same spot, and we like
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: looked up what they did and it was like, they're
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: just motivational speakers. Like they're like fitness instructors slash motivational speakers.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so fucking stupid. Who is paying motivationals I mean,
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: anyone who's like jazz could be a motivational speaker and
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: and just like.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: If you're successful, just like explain how you got successful
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: and just like tell that story and conferences. Have the
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: public speaking acumen to be able to stand in front
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: of a bunch of people and just like know what
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: you did, know your own story, and that's all you
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: have to do. Yeah, it's insane, it's bullshit. But at
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: the same time, power to the people. And like I'm
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: trying to get in the speech game. You're just telling
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: people's speeches.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I mean it's a scam speeches like motivational speaking in
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: a way. Those two people who like sell their courses
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: and shit. But like then there's like David Goggins, who's
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: a fucking savage. He's he's like the best motivational speaker.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: David Goggins camera person is a savage.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, who is keeping up with you? Actually, I'm
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: pretty sure it's his girlfriend and I'm pretty sure she
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: drives next to him while he runs.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, well so I mean then she's she is
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: like the true core strength savage. She's has one hand
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: on the steering wheel, the other hand hanging out the
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: car with perfect course strength, shaky at all, completely must
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: steady cam.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: She must think that, like she must film those video
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: like how do you not film those videos and be like, oh,
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: he's a fucking crazy person.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Because he's definitely like slapping the camera out of her
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: hand when she messes up perfection? Babe.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think she's also his manager. His wife is Yeah,
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's his wife or his girlfriend.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: He did he get like did he used to be fat?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: What's his story?
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: He was?
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: He was like three hundred pounds. He wasn't like that fat.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Really now just like a jack three hundred pound guy
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: where it's like, oh, you look like you're.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, he was like big, but he wasn't like obese.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Some for some motivational speakers, it's the biggest grift of
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: all time to just like get fat then slim down,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Like getting fat could be like the most healthy thing
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: for your career. Definitely, just like having the before pictures
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: of you looking absolutely like sloppy and then being like
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I got down to this. Yeah, I don't know why
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: more people aren't doing that. We should sell that program
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: to motivational like, we have a twelve step program for
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: guarantee success and motivational speaking and just all it is
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: you get fat as fuck. Yeah.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, what's his name? Mac from Always Sunny did that?
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: He got fat as fuck and then he got ripped.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Now he's like a fitness like icon. Yeah, he's like
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: on on the tip, he's like on the cover of
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: like fitness magazines and.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Shit, and he doesn't even motivational speak now. He just
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: gives it away to Men's Fitness, to Men's Health magazine. Yeah.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: I think he said he was like, all you have
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: to do is run. He's like, you, all you have
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: to do is work out three times a week and
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: not eat anything that tastes good. Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I guess the not eating anything that tastes.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Good is just where it all comes from.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: It is, because if you're just working out three times
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: a week now false yeaheah, you're gonna be you'll you'll
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: still have to fat as fuck. Yeah, there's people that
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: are fat as fuck that work out three times a week.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. Yeah, why am I not
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: getting He's gotta be glandular. Yeah.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I mean there's some programs that you can do three
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: times a week, Like strongly five by five is three
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: times a week. But that's the thing. I think that's
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: like only if you're like bulking, but it is strongly
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: five by five, strong lift five by five.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Break it down.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: It's just like compound movements.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, what does that mean.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: It's just like benching. Like one day you'll do bench
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: squat and rows, and then the next day you'll do
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: overhead press squat and dead lift. Alternate those five by.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Five Oh really yeah, holy shit.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: It's intended to put on maximum masks.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Really well, you gotta be eating if you're gonna be
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: trying to put on that much mass.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: So I think that's like the pole point is like
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: you do it three times a week and then you
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: just eat a fuck ton and you gain weight very easily.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: I just gotta like I don't trust those things because
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: it's like if I do that I'll get fat anytime
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: it ever balked. He just goes straight to my stomach.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: It doesn't go to my muscles.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: You're drinking tons of milk. Yeah, Robbie Fox in here
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: used to do go mad, really gallon of milk a day.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's horrible. That is disgusting.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Imagine what it would do to your like intestinal tract
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: to drink a gallon of milk for you, It's just
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: so disgusting.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's like the human body is not meant
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: to do that.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: You're beer bonging like a fucking cows body fluids. Why
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: was he doing it to gain weight? To gay mess?
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Why didn't he just like eat yogurt or something like
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: something a little more tolerable than there's.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Like slam and milk.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, that is disgusting.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Just imagine imagine that fuel that you're putting into your body.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: That's like putting in diesel to like a Mercedes.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Like if it's not even getting like, you're just gonna
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: be spraying that out of your asshole, spraying it spraying
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: like I would.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I'd rather drink like heavy cream for I have like
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: a hopes that it would solidify into a full shit.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: If I have like a glass of milk, it's the night.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: The day is over for me, big time shitting everywhere,
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: big time painting the walls.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know if, like when I was a child,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: was I shitting my brains out when I had milk
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: because I didn't start realizing it until later on, but
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I just wasn't you Probably.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: It's a lot easier when you're younger, but it like,
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's like everyone is a little bit
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: lactose intolerant, right, big time.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, big time. Can't just be sucking cow yeah, no,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: tall glass of milk.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: You can't be sucking the teat away.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: You gonna be crushing some almond or some silk, little
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: soy milk or almond.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: I used to be anti almond milk and oat milk
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: hence everything, But now I don't even like drinking regular milk.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: I like all milk.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: You do. Yeah, there's only six homonds in every pint
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: of almond milk.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it tastes better.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: You're just like white water.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it tastes better, and I don't get
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: the ships from.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: It, dude. The problem is, like I don't I don't
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: think I could ever get super jacked because like the
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: really the swamp ass is just to to you get
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: your ass a little bit bigger, and it's trapping so
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: much more heat. I use skinny ass, where by like
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: asshole is so is like there's so little padding around
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: my ass that my asshole is just bare to the wind.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I wind can whip into my asshole up my short leg.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: I'm constantly looking for solutions to my swamp ass. It
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: is like the biggest problem that I faced in my
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: entire life.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Man ponds. You ever watch Rabbit Robin Big Big rest
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: in Peace used to do a man pond. He would
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: just shove a bunch of like tissue paper, towel or
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: toilet paper up his ass.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: I would never do that, but I I've tried everything
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: I had done.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Because imagine if it was just like yea, get out
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: the top discussed someone like saw you in public. It's
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: just it's just peeking out the top.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Like I'll like sit down, Like I'll go to the
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: gym and I was like lifting weights and then I'll
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: be like all stand up in my ass. We'll be
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: like wet, like they'll be like my like it'll be
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: it'll be almost coming through to the shorts, and I'm like,
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: what the fuck is wrong with me?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm skinny as fun. I can't imagine a dude
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: who's just so jacked that his ass is so big
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: that his the his butthole is like fully recessed eight
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: inches in his ass craft because he's that fucking thick
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: and swollen. Like I can't imagine how hot and uncomfortable
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: that is.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: It just sounds they had to come up with, Like
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: I know, like they just need some sort of like
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: actual ball like astodorant. It needs to go straight on
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: the ass, like not baldyodorant. Like the balls aren't the problem.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: It's the ass, like you swap swab like yeah. Or
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: they need to have like fans like they have in
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: mascot suits. Yeah, you know how in like a mascot suit,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: like the Philly fanatic has like a fan inside his suit.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: That's cool, Yeah, the entire time. They need to have
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: like that fan inside your like directly on your ass
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: all day.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Like those pants like I know everyone's like people wear
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: like the the Lulu Lemons and like the bird dogs
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: that have like the line are built in. It's like, dude,
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: I would never I couldn't wear that, You'd be it
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: would just be you. It would be you know, literally you.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: I would literally be ringing it out at the end
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: of the day, just thick with it's so bad and
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: it's like such a pain in the ass literally.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, what are you gonna do because
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: you're trying to get these games? Yeah, and imagine if
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: you were on go mad or imagine if you were
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: doing your fucking what does it drop? The five by
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: five again?
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Strong lift five by five.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Strong five by five. Make sure shout out to those guys,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: credit to them.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: It's like one of the most popular lifting programs, if
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: not the.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Most bodybuilding dot com or do you find it on
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: bodybuilding dot com? You don't premium.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: It's also just on the uh, it's on the app store.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Really unbelievable. How much free? Yeah, invest in yourself. There's
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: no excuses. There's no excuses not to invest in yourself.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: It's free, all right, people, Yeah, it's free out there. Okay,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: no excuse, what excuse you have? He's getting jacked fucking
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: for free. Yeah, figure it the fuck out.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: We should turn we should turn this into a motivational podcast.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: If we could get speaking arrangements.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: If we should try and get Gary V on the podcast,
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: he probably would come on. Definitely, definitely.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: He had Buddha Ben over his house.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Really, he just had him over. Oh yeah, we gotta
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: We gotta have him on, and we should just go
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: to V.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Be like so I've been. We were be like Gary,
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: So I've been. Uh so, I know you said five
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: minutes a day for I imagine everyone your family got
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: shot in the face. But now I'm doing I've been.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: I'm up in into two hours a day. I sit
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: there and just lock in. I sit there and just
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: imagine my whole family was mauled by a bear. I said,
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: cross leg and I could and I could have stopped them,
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: but I didn't.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: And it's like it's changed every it's changed.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: I'm so much happier.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Look at this striation I have it. I literally had
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: this vein popping out of my thrombosis muscle because of
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: what you've given me, mister V.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Please, as soon as I OpEd it from two hours
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: to six hours a day, the abs just started coming through.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Just start popping to Yeah, I have abs on my muscles,
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: on muscles.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: It's incredible, mister V.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Just thank you changed my life.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Sincerely, from the bottom of my heart. Thank you.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: It's such a crazy thing to say. But also he's crazy,
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: like he does like his like his whole thing is like,
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: oh like, uh, quantity over quality. He's like, he's like
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: content is subjective, Like you need to be posting one
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: hundred times a day, and he literally posts like a
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: thousand times a day.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not even seeing we're not even seeing a
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: percentage of what he's cranking out. Oh no, and he
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: must be cranking out garbage. Yeah, you cannot be successfully
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: cranking out that much content to day.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Nobody unless unless you're a motivational speaker, because you just
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: got to talk bullshit.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is crazy.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Wake up, wake up, salad and then cold ice, cold
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: shower like Mark Wahlberg, Like every day on Instagram, it's
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: like Mark Wahlberg's Oh this is Mark Wahlberg's uh, daily routine, routine,
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: wake up at two am, go golf, eighteen holes, work out.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: It's like, if you have to schedule in like family time,
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: it's like, most likely you're not like the biggest like
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: family guy.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: You're an asshole.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you gotta be like all right, all right, guys,
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: eleven to twelve, let's go family time.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe at the course, maybe at the nineteenth tall. Yeah,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: we'll have some family time. If your dad imagine your dad.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Going to bed at seven at seven pm every day,
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Like you don't even see your dad at that point.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: That would be like when I would see my dad
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: and when he got home from work at like six.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: O'clock sun, I'm going to bed.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but dad, Yeah you just got home.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Well, got to be up at two am, like playing
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: find her.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: There's no beneficial factors to that, Like, there's nothing, nothing
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: helps you by waking up at like waking up at
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: two am?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: And what does he get it? What is he doing
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: that other people aren't doing nothing? Wallburgers? Yeah, what like
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: fucking what?
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Wahlburger sucks?
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Four brothers. I've never even been to a Wallburger.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: He came to my school in fifth grade when Wahlburger's
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: launched to like promote.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: It or all the kids like, yeah, no idea who
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: he was. You were definitely standing on your fucking you
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: were standing on your desk, fucking Millie rocking when he
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: came in. You were hitting the wall when he came in.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had no clue who he was, and he
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: came to my school and uh, and then I went
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: to Wallburger's with my family like the next day, and
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: it just like, wasn't that good? Like it just really
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: isn't that good?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I am that was actually the worst impression ever. Yeah,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I was trying it out for the first time, but uh, well,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I've never is it a smash burger? What's uh? What's
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: good about a Wallburger?
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: It's just like Shakeshack. But if Shakeshack was worse.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I like Shakeshack.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Shakeshack's good. But uh, small burgers though, really shake Shack's
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: burgers are a little too small for me.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: How many o Z's are they?
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: That's why you need to get the double brother. I
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: can't even eat a shake Shack Burger during the middle
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: of the day. That's a that's a one way ticket
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: to being sluggish. Do you think Gary Vee is eating
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: fucking burgers?
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: You think Wahlberger's even had a Wallall Burger has never
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: had a Wallburger. That's a that's that's a fact.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: No way never. He wouldn't be able to get up
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: that or he would have to take naps. Yeah, and
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't see one on the schedule. No, I didn't
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: see a single nap on his schedule.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: If Wallburger eate a Wallburger, if Wahlberg, if Mark Wahlberg
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: ate a Wallburger, he would probably have to like run
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: a marathon after just to maintain his physique.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't see that on the schedule either. Now, dude,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: we need to motivational speak. We need to go around
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: like they used to like stump, like politicians used to
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: stump speech and like they would go from town to
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: town and just throw out a soapbox and like stand
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: in front of the entire town. We got to start
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: doing that and just firing people up going on stage
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: like fucking Steve Balmer fucking like clapping like it's a
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: bitcoin convention and like getting people like fire out like
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: that Bitcoin.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Could you watch like the Bitcoin convention ship from this week.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I just saw the guy like Channon like, fuck.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Elon, Yeah, it's so funny. People are paying a premiums
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: around that box, the one that Big Cat tweeted out
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: the clip. Was there a long line, No, it was
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: just like the guy going out and he was like
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: fuck you on, yes, and everyone's going nuts.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Going nuts, and he's like wearing like a white suit
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: and like the sunglasses that Kanye wore in like twenty
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: twelve or whatever. They're just it's just.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: All like it's and like the winkle Vosses were there,
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: It's like what do people care about? Like I don't
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: understand why the Winkle Vosses became like such a big
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: like like they all they did, like they got scammed
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: out of Facebook.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: And they were in the movie the social network.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: They weren't except Armie Hammer was both of them.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Who was the who? Who was it? David Fincher that
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: main character? No, that that directed it? Oh, I have
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: no idea, But whoever put them in the movie as such?
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Like do you did people know about them as characters
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: before that movie came out or they just like saw
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the movie. It was an awesome movie. Timberlake was in it, yea,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: and then they're like, now we know who these people are.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Definitely was that because it was Timberlake. They owe all
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: their success to Timberlake. People fucking get Timberlake a bad rap.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: He put the fucking winkle Vai on Timberrik.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Tim Timberlake was great in that movie.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: He's incredible he's a great actor.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Even though he's like the worst. Like he like, you're
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: supposed to hate him, but he was good in that movie.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: No, you're just supposed to hate him.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: That's terrible. I watched Friends with Benefits pretty recently. That
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: movie's bad.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Is that him and Beale? No, that's him and Alba.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: No, that's him and fucking the girl from that seventies
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: show Cooney Lacunas. Yeah, Cunis, Yeah, Cunis.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: That's tough. I thought that he would.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: And they are fucking hard. They are pipe. He is
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: just laying pipe in that movie, the whole movie. Sabage
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: lays it down the whole movie.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: You could see any of his cracker.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, you see full cock in that movie,
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: just whole cock.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: He just wanted to be like a super method actor.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was full front.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Harry. The dude who played Harry Potter wanted to Daniel
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Radcliffe right after Harry Potter. He's like, I want to
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: be taken seriously as an actor, and like did. He
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: was in a play called Equis where he just like
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: runs around on stage with like his cock out for
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: twelve minutes.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that was a big thing.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I think he like focks a horse or something like that,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: and he just like has like a dream sequence where
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: he's just like flopping his dick around from his thighs
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: back and forth on the stage, just like running around.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: That was a big thing. I think he did full frontal.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Jason Siegel did a full nude and uh in Forgetting
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Sarah Marshall, And his dick is out in that movie,
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: like it's in like two it's like out for like
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: thirty seconds, maybe a minute.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: And is that? What do you think? Uh why? I
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: don't know. It didn't happen to be like hilarious.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: There's literally a close up of his dick, is it?
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: I guess it there like it was funny kind of,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: it was more like a shocking funny.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You laugh at things that shock you, or you
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: react to things that shock you. Yeah.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: I mean I'm sure people are like, oh my god,
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Jason Siegel's fully naked in this movie and everyone's like, oh,
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: I gotta watch this movie now.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: And I remember, see Jason. Girls are just flocking yeah,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: like when dudes you everyone like halle Berry just girls
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: are just lining up to see seagulls dick.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: But like I when I saw it in theaters. I
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: was visibly like, like I probably reacted out loud. That's
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: the number one.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: That's definitely the first thing that people think about when
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: movie Jason, What the fuck, dude, I wanted to see
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: me lakun. It's not your fucking dick.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: This is not what I expected. Yeah, didn't expect to
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: see dick.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Like this, and he's just She's just showing it.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Man, Dude, I think I got it. I think I
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: have to have to bounce. Really, yes, Sad, I need
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: to I need to go talk. I need to go
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: talk about real housewrights in New York next door the
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: other podcast room.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: All right, brother, good luck.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna believe what Leah did this week. She
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: said she wasn't gonna vote. She said she didn't want
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: to vote, but then someone else called her out for it,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: and she was like, don't get in my business. Uh, bitch,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: you just told the whole group that you didn't want
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: to vote. You let them in on your business. Yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: I've never seen the show, nor do I know anything
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my bad spoiler.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well now I'm not gonna watch it because you
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: just know.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Dude, you have to you just ruined it for me. No,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: you're gonna like it.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna hate it.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I swear to god, you're gonna like it.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, thanks for popping in around.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you coming by, of course. Man, of course, bro,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: we'll see everyone next time.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: We'll see everyone next week.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Why do you ever listen to this? All right?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, that was